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September 11, 2024 45 mins

Bobby's going to adult basketball camp this weekend, find out if he's prepared and what he expects to happen. Plus, hear how Morgan had an "out of body" experience when she got an energy massage and more!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Wake up, Wake up in the mall, and.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
It's already and the Dodgers on time, already in lunchbox,
Morgan too, Steve Bran out of trying to put you
through the fog. He's running this week's next bit.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Her Bobby's on the mix.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
So you know what this.

Speaker 4 (00:27):
The Bobby ball.

Speaker 5 (00:29):
I've never heard of such thing. We could tell Morgan
if we think she's a weirdo or not. But she
had an energy massage. I don't know what an energy
massage was. I don't know what's the energy massage.

Speaker 6 (00:38):
Okay, so you guys remember the lady who helped me.

Speaker 7 (00:40):
Get my smell back.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Yeah, you COVID and she rubbed like your nose or something.

Speaker 6 (00:43):
Yeah, we did like cupping in fashion massage on my face.

Speaker 8 (00:46):
And it's the same lady.

Speaker 7 (00:48):
But she also.

Speaker 6 (00:48):
Helped you know, I went through my breakup and I
had a lot of bad energy in my body and
she's like, I need to come work on you.

Speaker 7 (00:55):
I think this would be really good for you. And
she did. There's there's two things that.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Does she actually touch you or does she put her
hands over you?

Speaker 6 (01:02):
She was massaging my body, okay, something.

Speaker 7 (01:04):
That was crazy.

Speaker 6 (01:05):
So apparently your stomach hides in times of stress, so
like if you stop eating, your stomach literally goes up
underneath your rips, so you don't feel hunger pains.

Speaker 5 (01:15):
Is that like when ninjas pushed their testicles into their
body so they have no vulnerabilities.

Speaker 8 (01:20):
I don't even know what that is, to physically push
them up there.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Yeah, that's it's what a ninja does.

Speaker 5 (01:27):
Ninjas are real, so I can understand if you have anxiety,
while your stomach would tighten, a lot of our body
parts do different things when okay, go ahead, Yes.

Speaker 6 (01:34):
So she literally worked on massaging my stomach and got
my stomach to move back to where it was supposed
to be, and literally immediately after, my stomach started growling
like it hadn't had food and weak, which it hadn't,
and I was like immediately hungry.

Speaker 5 (01:48):
Okay, now that I believe it doesn't feel energy related.
That feels physical related from stress. And she probably actually
pushed part of your stomach, so that to me that
doesn't seem weird though that's not energy related.

Speaker 6 (02:00):
But it was part of the energy massage part of it.

Speaker 7 (02:03):
And then also in my so in my like liver
and kidney right down in my side.

Speaker 6 (02:07):
It felt like I had this giant just not like
there was just a ball, and every time she touched
it it was super painful.

Speaker 7 (02:13):
And she was like, no, I'm you know, I'm gonna
hold on to this for a little bit.

Speaker 6 (02:16):
And as she did, it was like my emotions were
starting to release, Like I started hysterically laughing, and I
was like.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
Nothing's funny.

Speaker 6 (02:23):
Not crying, No, I was hysterically laughing.

Speaker 9 (02:30):
Why not.

Speaker 6 (02:34):
Just like holding it like pressure pressure on it again,
it was right in my like liver kidney area.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
You can't.

Speaker 6 (02:43):
I'm like literally just holding on to it, Okay, so
you don't.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
She wasn't.

Speaker 7 (02:47):
She was not tickling me.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
But you can hear ADDIE's point though, because it isn't
a tickle place.

Speaker 6 (02:51):
It is, but I'm not super ticklous right there anyway.
So she literally was just like holding her hand on it,
and I am just sitting there like.

Speaker 7 (02:57):
Like something somebody just told me the funniest.

Speaker 8 (02:59):
Joke of my entire life.

Speaker 6 (03:01):
And then after the laughing pass, I start bawling, like
it was just like.

Speaker 7 (03:05):
Things were just coming out of my body and I
was like, what is happening?

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Should you take like a mystery pill beforehand.

Speaker 7 (03:12):
No, no, And I'm like I'm crying. She's like, okay,
we're gonna sit here for a little bit longer.

Speaker 6 (03:16):
And then it just kind of subsides and it goes away,
and I was like, what was that? And she's like, yeah,
you had like a ball of literally your body was
protecting you have like all these emotions and you needed
to let it out.

Speaker 5 (03:27):
So you your stomach came out from hiding.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Yep, you laughed hysterically, then you cried. Then you're normal.
Now is it over?

Speaker 7 (03:35):
Then?

Speaker 6 (03:36):
Then it's like okay, She's like, okay, you're an aura.

Speaker 7 (03:39):
Do you believe in auras? Everybody has an aura?

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Uh?

Speaker 8 (03:42):
An energy?

Speaker 5 (03:43):
Sure is, you're starting to sell like Amy, I know,
a different Amy saison.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
I'd say, but yes, we're getting there, but go ahead.

Speaker 6 (03:51):
So she was like, when you're when you're really depleted
and things are really hard in your life, you will
suck energy in and like.

Speaker 8 (03:57):
You take everything on.

Speaker 6 (03:59):
She's like, but now like since we've kind of worked
that those emotions out of your body, She's like, now
you're pushing everything out and you're back to being like
your normal self, and like the energy is going out
instead of.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
In okay, and and then so what happens? Did you? Like,
you leave and you're a new person.

Speaker 7 (04:13):
I really felt like I was. I genuinely did like
I felt like I was kind of walking on clouds.
It was like my I just was having a very
out of body experience.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
I had to prove that any of this is wrong,
by the way, and I'm not. It's just to me.

Speaker 5 (04:24):
I've not had it happen, so it's hard for me
to go, Wow, you can get pushed in the side
and laugh and cry. I never had that happen. And
I'm not trying to be hater. We're just making jokes here.
Did anything happen afterward?

Speaker 3 (04:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Oh, okay.

Speaker 6 (04:35):
So I went to a pool with a girlfriend and guys,
I'm not kidding you.

Speaker 7 (04:39):
I cannot make this up. If I wanted to a guy, No,
I really couldn't.

Speaker 6 (04:44):
Like the girl my friend was sitting next to me
and convouch that this happened. This guy straight up came
out to me and was like, I really.

Speaker 8 (04:49):
Love your energy.

Speaker 7 (04:50):
Something about you is just really awesome.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
Right, Okay, guys just say that. Okay, question, are you
in a swimsuit? Yes? Okay, just talking about your energy?

Speaker 7 (05:02):
That just happened.

Speaker 10 (05:04):
So yeah, he's your your energies, you're putting off the hotness.

Speaker 7 (05:07):
I've never had a guy count anything.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
About my energy. This coincident.

Speaker 9 (05:11):
We do have energies about us, like I do think
that people pick up, like if you someone walks in
the studio with a bad mood, we feel it.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
Mood. Can it be an energy?

Speaker 5 (05:21):
Can be interchangeb I agree, Yeah, I agree with every said.
I don't disagree with anything you're saying. I just it's
hard to me to agree with it because I've never
actually seen it. And the coincidence of him saying energy
but were you were you in a bikini?

Speaker 1 (05:31):
Yeah, okay, I think a lot of guys would have.

Speaker 10 (05:34):
Been into the energy of No, that's a good energy,
feeling that energy.

Speaker 6 (05:39):
I mean, I'm a girl, and you could have come
up and just been like, hey, like you're.

Speaker 7 (05:41):
Super cute, let's talk. But instead he came up to
me and said, I really love your energy.

Speaker 5 (05:45):
Like that's what you say to somebody who's ha naked
without addressing You're like, hey, your smile's great, or you
have a great energy.

Speaker 10 (05:50):
Or your stomach looks like it just came out of hiding.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
What did it? So? What is it? What does this
call mean? Is that a lot?

Speaker 3 (05:58):
No?

Speaker 6 (05:59):
But she came to do she had seen the post
about my announcement. She's like, I, actually, I just want
to come work on you. I want you to feel better.
She didn't charge me.

Speaker 5 (06:06):
What.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
Oh, okay, maybe hold on, Maybe there's a crush happening there.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
No, okay, now he's going to fantasies. Thank you. But
you believed that that helps your energy?

Speaker 8 (06:19):
I know it, dude.

Speaker 6 (06:20):
Like, guys, I'm telling you, I had it out of
body experience that I cannot.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
Explain, like crying in the laughing or laughing at the
crying as bazaar.

Speaker 5 (06:26):
Sure but if if so, that's awesome, Like I'm sure,
But there's also thinking about a body we have no
idea about, the science.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
Doesn't even know about.

Speaker 8 (06:33):
Yeah, that can happen.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
But died. I cried and laughed too. You don't know
what pushing you in? No massage me. These are the
most useful things to memorize.

Speaker 9 (06:45):
Why, Yeah, I was talking to my daughter about memorizing.
You know, her social Security number by the way, Yeah,
like that's something we know, or her phone number she
doesn't know.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
Sometimes I don't know, yeah, I know the same.

Speaker 9 (06:59):
But I'm like, you should memorize this stuff, and she
didn't really understand why. So then I decided to search
up things that we should have memorized, and so I'll
run through what the list said and you.

Speaker 8 (07:08):
Can see if we agree with it.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
The alphabet, Yeah, I think.

Speaker 8 (07:13):
That's the location of keys on the keyboard.

Speaker 5 (07:16):
Uh yeah, I mean one of the maybe the only
b I ever made in high school was typing class
because I remember a sdf jkl si my colon?

Speaker 1 (07:25):
Is that? Is that it? JK? What is that? The
home keys is where you would put your fingers to
starting to Mike, is it a sd l jkl simke colon?

Speaker 8 (07:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (07:34):
I missed. Yeah what did I say a sd A?

Speaker 9 (07:36):
I think you said sf Okay, Uh social security number?

Speaker 8 (07:40):
Made the list your your credit card details, like do
you have a.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
Credit card number? I want a CBC card. The whole
thing a lot. I maked our credit card online a bit,
but I know the whole thing. Oh yeah, yeah, because
there will be tis where.

Speaker 5 (07:54):
I'd want internet on an airplane, like flying myself about
that be like, oh man, my bag is up.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
So I was like, screw this. I memorizing the whole thing.
I know, my whole credit card and the code multiplication tables.

Speaker 8 (08:03):
Yeah, I know all this states and capitals.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
I think. So I used to be stating the capital's
champion so I could miss a few in school. Oh,
I used to win that crap.

Speaker 5 (08:14):
I mean, you're give me something that Rhode Island, Providence.
So I mean, if you give me a second, I
would get them all.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
Mount Peer, Mount Mountpelier, Mount Pierre, Yeah.

Speaker 8 (08:26):
Montana, Helena got you fast.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
I don't even know that's the right though, probably trust
Mike if I'm wrong, yell at me.

Speaker 8 (08:38):
Continents and oceans.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
Seven, Yeah, the Arctic Ocean would get me though, that
little thing. That thing wasn't the biggest, like wash talk,
that thing would get.

Speaker 8 (08:47):
Me seven continents and five oceans or how.

Speaker 5 (08:49):
Many I thought you meant where they were on the map. Yeah,
but and what they are, okay, Arctic, Pacific, Atlantic, Indian, Indian,
good to one, good one. Yeah, but we're still forgetting one.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
Arctic. No, we said that. The Southern Yeah, the Southern Ocean.
It's not the art sound, that's an ocean. Yeah right.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (09:18):
Blood types.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
I don't know my blood type.

Speaker 9 (09:20):
We do, but we forget ye eight times and I
forget yes, and it shouldn't be that hard.

Speaker 5 (09:24):
I get it mixed up with states and capitals. I
thought I was telling them, Uh.

Speaker 8 (09:28):
Family you live with like their birthdays.

Speaker 5 (09:30):
Yeah, I know my wife's because if we go to
the pharmacy, we have to know it to pick up descriptions.
That's the only reason I know hers, like any of
you guys, good luck, the reason remember line.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
Yeah, years are hard, though, do you know the years?
I don't know the month of the year to pick
up you're like your wife? Oh yeah, okay, that's easy.
That's yeah.

Speaker 7 (09:49):
Do you know your sisters?

Speaker 1 (09:51):
Yeah? Birthday yeah, tenth yeah good.

Speaker 8 (09:54):
And then finally licensed plate number yeah.

Speaker 5 (09:57):
Because after park and protype into So I'm pretty good
on this, don't I don't memorize things very well, but
I'm pretty good on on this list.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
My life is saved.

Speaker 8 (10:04):
You really think you don't memories things?

Speaker 5 (10:06):
Well, No, my short term my memorization is not good,
but my focus to continue to do it until I
memorize it is pretty good. Like my wife has a
photographic memory where she can read something every word. She
can spell words front word and backward just by saying
a word. If you said archaeologists, she could go backward
T yes, T.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
And you've seen her do it. It's wild. I don't
have that skill. She sees colors whenever she sees words.

Speaker 10 (10:30):
Me.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
I just have to read it over and over do
muscle memory.

Speaker 5 (10:33):
But the credit card, like knowing that, that's a pretty legit.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
What do you want to buy something right now? I'
buy anybody anything. Time for the news Bobby's stories. I
just missed this yesterday because I was in Atlanta. We're
at the airport.

Speaker 5 (10:51):
These two Delta planes collided while taxing. One of them
hit a smaller one to like hit the tail. Yeah, dude,
imagine that's because when you rear in, somebody like, ah, crap.
What if you like, you're in a plane and you
do that major right because one of the pilots like
the other go would you do?

Speaker 1 (11:08):
Man?

Speaker 3 (11:09):
You're like, did he do it on purpose? Was he mad?

Speaker 7 (11:11):
No?

Speaker 1 (11:11):
Nothing like that happened.

Speaker 5 (11:13):
Two Delta Airline planes collided. They were both taxing for takeoff.
A wingtip of a Delta Airbus eight three fifty came
into contact with a Delta CRJ nine hundred.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
One of them is bigger than the other one. I
don't know what the letters mean, but I saw the picture.
Nobody was injured.

Speaker 5 (11:28):
I'm sure a lot of people were like, oh man,
we gotta go sit in the airport and now wait
for another plane.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
Right, but you know one of the pilots look at.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
The other one.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
I was like, what you didn't see that there?

Speaker 3 (11:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (11:38):
That stinks.

Speaker 4 (11:39):
So that that's why one of the tales came off,
because one was higher than the other. So I'm assuming
the higher one probably clipped.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
The smaller one. You saw the tail right like it,
It was like, yeah, the whole tel that therazy. A
man's arrested after causing an American Airlines flight to land
in Tulsa for threats to the flight staff. This is
from Fox twenty three.

Speaker 5 (11:58):
A forty six year old man was arrested on Tuesday
after he caused an American Airlines flight to divert to Tulsa.
According to police reports, Airline police recalled regarding a flight
traveling from Milwaukee to Dallas. A passenger was being aggressive
to flight staff. The employee told police that he was
vaping and they saw him and they were like, hey,
you can't vape, and then boom.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
He blew up.

Speaker 5 (12:21):
Apparently Allegedly, police said once the plane landed, he got
off the airplane smelled strongly of alcohol. He would not
cooperate with the officer's commands, was put in handcuffs, but.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
He was trying to sneak the vape. Fox twenty three
with that story.

Speaker 5 (12:35):
Hurricane Francine is making landfall on Louisiana coast tonight. It
is forecast to make it to land either late today
or tonight, a category one hurricane over Louisiana. Now, if
I'm correct here, the bigger the numbers get, the bigger
the hurricanes get.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
Yeah, like a four is a big daddy. A five.
I don't know that we've seen but a couple of
fives in our life, right I think? Okay, I think too.

Speaker 5 (13:00):
I think it gets bigger as the numbers get bigger,
unless one is like the leader.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
But I don't think it is so.

Speaker 5 (13:07):
Storm Serge hurricane force wins one to five rating based
on hurricanes sustained wind speed. The scale estimates potential property damage.
Hurricanes reaching category three and higher are considered major hurricanes.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
Okay, okay, good.

Speaker 5 (13:20):
The storm is expected to weaken quickly, according to the
Hurricane Center, so CBS News.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
It will bring a lot of rain in it.

Speaker 5 (13:26):
In certain areas, it will not be pleasant or could
be a little worse than not pleasant for a while.
Arizona man's blindfolded basketball shot breaks the world record. An
Arizona man with a talent for trick shots sank an
underhand shot blindfolded from sixty feet. Jeremy Ware thirty two
of Scotsdale put a blindfold on and nailed it sixty feet.

(13:48):
I have sixty feet six inches as a pitcher's melt
into a plate. He doesn't zum that far heeds to
make I know, but could you just chunk them until
you make them?

Speaker 1 (13:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (13:58):
If you as a one and none, I.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
Guess no one's ever try. It's a little over half court.
I'm watching him do it. He's underhand, scoop. I think
if we did that long enough, we could do that underhand.
Just throw a thousands of them, right.

Speaker 5 (14:09):
I'm not Trina hater, but I thought maybe it's a
little further than that.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
That's from UPI. Shaleen Woodley will be cast in the
new Janis Joplin biopic, so they try to get this
movie going forever. Janis Joplin. Oh lord, won't you buy
me Mercede? You know that song or Bobby McGhee, But
she kind of works for it, like she's Shaleen Woodley
is very pretty, but she looks like Janis Joplin a bit,

(14:33):
and they'll have to like mess, you know, mess with
their features a little bit.

Speaker 5 (14:36):
Do you ever watch the Janis Joplin documentary at Netflix? No,
it's so good, but you feel so bad for her.

Speaker 4 (14:41):
Oh, she's the one from the Crawdads.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
She dated Aaron Rodgers.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
Yeah, that's what she's really known for.

Speaker 5 (14:49):
And she also did the knockoff of Hunger Games Divergil.

Speaker 9 (14:53):
Yes, it's good though, Diversion's good.

Speaker 5 (14:56):
Okay, knock off Hunger Games.

Speaker 8 (15:00):
I think it was not a knockoff.

Speaker 9 (15:01):
It was written. I'm sure the concept idea. I don't
think they were like, let's wear all Funger Games.

Speaker 8 (15:06):
It just happened to.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
I don't know about that chop on that big.

Speaker 5 (15:09):
She did not have a number one song till after
she was dead, and her and her number one song
was Me and Bobby McGee and as a Chris Christopherson song,
but it didn't blow up till after she died, so
was she like massive, not till after she was dead,
but even then she only had a couple of songs.

Speaker 3 (15:24):
But wow, she's big enough to get a biopic.

Speaker 10 (15:28):
Yes, that's yeah, interesting, but it was all after post humonives.

Speaker 5 (15:35):
What's that post humanist, the helmet, post home? The thing
is and what I like about it? As you're trying
and you've probably read it.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
Yeah, but I don't want to make fun of somebody
for reading it and not pronouncing it right, because we
all do that. We never know how to pronounce it
until we hear it. We said it to him before,
yet I don't know.

Speaker 8 (15:56):
How to do it.

Speaker 9 (15:57):
Could you tell us postumous posthumoussous? Yeah, I definitely if
I come.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
Upon that word, I really thought was post humous postume. Yeah,
but that's okay. It's a tough word.

Speaker 3 (16:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
When you were doing the other word the other day,
remember that one.

Speaker 5 (16:12):
It's it's when you're when you're when you're slow, you're
feeling slow.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
It's it starts with the l Yeah, what allgeric?

Speaker 8 (16:24):
We went over it.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
Yeah, but I don't remember it like a lack of energy.
You're fam it's like a test.

Speaker 3 (16:29):
You get it, you know, you cramp for it.

Speaker 10 (16:31):
You get it, you walk out that room, you flush it,
you never got it.

Speaker 3 (16:34):
I haven't thought about that word since then.

Speaker 5 (16:35):
I like lethargic. Lethargy, lethargy, lethargic. It's the same word
as a version of the word got it. Yeah, thanks uh.
Phones destroy trust when meeting someone. Strangers trust each other
more when they do not have access to their phones
while getting to know each other. Phones effectively block these
simple interactions between people.

Speaker 1 (16:52):
They help build trust.

Speaker 5 (16:53):
When people are looking at their phones, they cannot talk
to each other, smile, make small talker, build the foundations
to form a lasting relationsip it seems a little intense
from the Journal of Economic Psychology, and they finally say
it's best to spend your money on a cloudy day.
Sunny days are wonderful unless you're spending money. After reviewing
thirty five years of weather data, researchers found that on

(17:14):
days with more sun, people were more likely to take
significant risks and spend more money on things they don't need.
What when it comes to investing risky stocks buying expensive clothes,
it's because sunshine puts you.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
In a good mood. You feel good, and it's like,
let's take a risk, let's go.

Speaker 5 (17:30):
So those risky moods are food, clothing, accessories, house to
core financial decisions.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
So they say, if you can remember, try to spend
money in cloudy days. I never thought about that. That's
from the University of South Australia.

Speaker 5 (17:41):
That's your nose, bobbies. The story sucks. There was a
family and their fifteen year old son was vomiting. So
they take them to the hospital and they're like, he
is vomiting his I think he had like pale face.

(18:01):
And the doctor's like, okay, we need to operate on
the boy to remove a gallstone that was causing the vomiting.
So they sent the teen who's fifteen, his father away
on an errand and the doctor started operating on him
without the family's consent. Oh but the boy got more
and more sick, and apparently he was watching how to
Do it on YouTube and he didn't have the proper

(18:23):
knowledge or skills to be able to do this. So
he stands accused of causing the untimely death of a
local teenager by operating on him without having the proper
knowledge or skills. Eventually, the doctor decided he should be
transferred to another hospital, but the patient died on the
way and the doctor went.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
On the run.

Speaker 5 (18:40):
Oh gosh, and again he was using YouTube to try
to watch to see what I wonder is And again,
you can't do surgery if you don't have the ability
and the knowledge to do surgery. But no, I'm saying
you can't, Like it doesn't matter. But I'm wondering if
this doctor was like, he's dying, I have to save him,

(19:02):
do I I'm gonna have to do something that I
don't really and I'm not trying to. I just need
to know what's happening here because the doctor went on
the run to makes me feel.

Speaker 3 (19:09):
Weird about it.

Speaker 8 (19:11):
Okay, do you remember the doctor death guy.

Speaker 5 (19:13):
Yeah, but this is a real doctor out of hospital, Like, okay,
but this is different than a doctor death who was
tricking people. Like this guy does other surgeries and that
like is there and just didn't have the knowledge to
do this one.

Speaker 4 (19:25):
Apparently, Like I don't think any doctor is allowed to
just do whatever they want without the consent.

Speaker 5 (19:30):
Well, that too is also a thing, right, Like they
went to the hospital, the doctors there at the hospital,
so everything seems to check out. And then to the
doctor go I must save his life. They're gone.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
But he also said they sent the dataway on the
errand question for me real quick? No, I agree. Agree.

Speaker 10 (19:48):
The nurse has to be like, hey, what are you
doing watching YouTube?

Speaker 3 (19:50):
Hold on? This seems a little weird.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (19:52):
I don't feel like the doctor was trying to scam
my Doctor Death was like a whole lie.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
I think this guy was just trying to figure something
out real quick. No, he's in trouble and then ran.

Speaker 8 (20:00):
Okay, I just didn't know.

Speaker 9 (20:01):
Yeah, if you knew he performed surgeries knowing that he
didn't that he was going to cause pain and suffering.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
Doctor Death knew he was going to call it. Yeah,
this guy.

Speaker 5 (20:12):
I think this guy was trying to do the surgery,
which is why I had the YouTube up. He was
trying to see how to do it. He just didn't
have the ability or the knowledge to do it.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
Nothing against small town is this? Was this in a
small town?

Speaker 2 (20:24):
Uh?

Speaker 10 (20:24):
No?

Speaker 1 (20:25):
Okay? Oh but why do you say that?

Speaker 4 (20:26):
Well, you know, like small town doctor like, oh, let
me just step in and be a hero instead of
sending him to a bigger town.

Speaker 5 (20:32):
I think I'm in a small town. I go to
a vet like if it's all we got. I've seen
like zombie shows, yeah, where vets are like taking over
as doctors because I mean bodies of body. I go
to the vet, I be like I need you to
go I need you to go in. But yeah, terribly
tragic story. It was freaking using YouTube. I and my
goal not the same. But I'm gonna try to not

(20:53):
get hurt. This weekend Thursday evening, we'll be doing the
show Friday, so but it's a very lightload Thursday. But
all day Friday after the show, I'm doing the adult
basketball camp.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
So it's like two days. They're ify thirty and older
and it's like two days of full court at University
of Arkansas in the arena basketball with other men. I
don't know any of the men. I'm not even a
basketball player, but do you know how many men forty?

Speaker 8 (21:18):
And did you figure out if you're bunking?

Speaker 1 (21:21):
Not bunking?

Speaker 3 (21:22):
Like where do you sleep?

Speaker 1 (21:23):
No, we're going I'm staying with DJ really brother in law. Yea,
I guess I'm saying dorms. It's a camp.

Speaker 5 (21:27):
I don't I don't think no, because they said there
were no locker rooms at a hotel and I didn't
take those because we're staying with with your packing list. No, No,
I feel like I'm gonna get I don't know what
I should wear there because I bought like an old
eighties Arkansas basketball uniform.

Speaker 3 (21:42):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
Would that'd be funny if I showed up in that?

Speaker 3 (21:45):
Yes you should?

Speaker 5 (21:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (21:47):
Absolutely.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
Do we think they'll be like really old guys that
I'm better than, or well i'd be the worst player.

Speaker 5 (21:51):
No, there's gonna be really old guys. But they'll also
be like some really good ex ball players there too,
right ball player? Like what former college players don't know
they've really played, like these are this fantasy camp.

Speaker 9 (22:03):
I think these are going to be really like I
don't think anybody played at the collegiate level.

Speaker 3 (22:07):
Old fat businessman that say, I haven't.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
That's what I really, old fat businessman. I have a
chance to compete.

Speaker 10 (22:14):
That's what I see is guys with glasses, bald like
fat but it's full court.

Speaker 3 (22:19):
It's like it doesn't matter, it's their dream to play
like they love.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
I am also a part of this.

Speaker 10 (22:25):
Or like because Jerry Jones big artists, I got like
an old dude like that that has money that it's like,
oh my gosh, I can finally do something cool, and
they're gonna need a walker.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (22:34):
I'm my feeling about it as There'll be some people
worse and I'll probably just fall in the middle. But
I definitely could see where there would be some roll
ballers there. And but anyway, I'm trying not to tear anything.

Speaker 10 (22:45):
Oh man, there will be people vomiting because they are
so out of shape they can't make it up and
down the court.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
I feel like I'm pretty good shape. I feel like
that part of it, I'll be okay, they're running.

Speaker 9 (22:53):
Part it's is more maybe that your at risk for injury.
I don't want to put that energy out there either.
Just go in there and be like I am agile.

Speaker 3 (23:02):
I also think it's gonna be the most competitive person there.

Speaker 5 (23:05):
Yeah, and I tend to get in fights, not like
fist fights. But it gets malady. It gets malady and chippy.
Not because I dis liked them as a person.

Speaker 8 (23:12):
Okay, give me an example of you getting maldi on
the court.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
No, well, I don't know.

Speaker 8 (23:16):
I can't fixture it.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
Yeah, like fouls like start like general, I get competitive. No,
I don't say he loser I don't even talk crap
about somebody's game, but I'm like, it doesn't matter.

Speaker 8 (23:29):
What's it?

Speaker 1 (23:30):
Like?

Speaker 8 (23:30):
No, we want to know.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
They know trust me. The guys on the show competitive
in everything I do.

Speaker 8 (23:34):
Listeners don't know. I don't know. And you say I
get Malvia on the court, and I'm like, what does
that mean?

Speaker 1 (23:39):
I get Mali everywhere. I just talk a lot. It's
not fun, it's not great. I don't like it.

Speaker 5 (23:43):
I've been a better sport in the past five or
six years. This is gonna be great, like a much
better sport. Like I feel like I don't lose better,
but I keep it in better because I know how
much I hate myself later in the day, so I
can can control it for the most part.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
Can you win something like Camper of the Year or
like there's.

Speaker 5 (23:58):
No campas right right, stop with the camping. There's no camping,
most spirited. Oh, I thought you meant like camp I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
Like I wonder there are awards at the end.

Speaker 5 (24:06):
I hope not, because I'll compete for them and tear
every muscle in my body. So anyway, we'll be doing
the show from Fabel Friday morning, but tomorrow evening will
be starting camp.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
And what they do is they put all the adults.
So what I've heard, because I really all the adults,
it is just all adults. It's not yeah.

Speaker 5 (24:24):
But if I go like players, you're gonna some people
may think like young athletes, but all the campers and
it's just men.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
I don't know, I hope not. I don't know. I
think anybody could play. I guess they're gonna be above
think there was a rule just above thirty as an adult.
So four, I think they signed forty people. And then
what you do is there's a people I don't know.

Speaker 5 (24:50):
I'm not sure. I don't know if they but it
costs money. And then there's an evaluation period.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
So the coaches walk around and watch everybody play like tryouts, yes,
and then draft everybody.

Speaker 3 (25:01):
And then you're on a team and a draft like
you see you so good picked, Like hey.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
I hope I have so much Like oh, remember I'm
never getting picked in school.

Speaker 8 (25:08):
Oh, this is really a fantasy, Like you're.

Speaker 3 (25:12):
Your your chest, we'll take you on our team. Last pick.

Speaker 8 (25:14):
It's like role play that you're I don't.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
I don't like. I don't want to say role playing.
You don't like camping, you don't like role playing, but
it kind.

Speaker 9 (25:22):
Of is what it is.

Speaker 5 (25:24):
Yes, you're you're getting it's a coach cow fantasy experience.

Speaker 8 (25:28):
Yes, what it would be like to get pitched on
a collegiate team.

Speaker 5 (25:32):
Yeah, man, so then they draft us and then then
based on our So what I'm thinking here is because
I'm not good, but you're solid. I'm athletic enough to compete,
but I'm not like a good basketball player. But if
I really like Sam bag it and I'm like, and
I fall down and they draft me last, but on
a really good team and then we dominate. Okay, but

(25:56):
also sucks so bad. I may not have to do
that much for it to be that bad.

Speaker 1 (25:59):
So anyway, I'm wonder.

Speaker 3 (26:02):
Whether, like, is it they're gonna see you doing bounced passes?

Speaker 1 (26:04):
Like shoot around?

Speaker 5 (26:05):
Probably shoot around, unless they're like, let's get everybody shooting three.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
I don't know. I'm gonna try hard, though. Are you ready?

Speaker 3 (26:11):
Are you ready?

Speaker 1 (26:12):
No, I've not been to the gym one time.

Speaker 5 (26:14):
Is there a group dinner where you're gonna get the
other guys? There's a tip off dinner with coach cal
a fantasy camp championship tournament. They say you can bring
a guest and it's business at attire. But my wife
would rather be caught dead than to like had a
fantasy camp.

Speaker 3 (26:31):
This is gonna be like you and Eddie at that
baseball card thing.

Speaker 10 (26:33):
It's a bunch of old dudes like with Oh my gosh,
they're gonna No one's gonna have a plus one.

Speaker 3 (26:38):
I'll tell you that.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
Is this losory or is it fun? Because I feel
like it's fun.

Speaker 8 (26:46):
It's fun.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
I feel like it's fun and I get am. I
would never have been able to do.

Speaker 3 (26:51):
This is awesome.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
I'm looking forward to it. I love Arkansas sports and
I'm gonna go and try not to die. No, we're
happy for you, man, But what do you do it
if Kansas off?

Speaker 3 (27:00):
If I got to play with some of the former players, so.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
You wouldn't like go be in a Kansas CAF. The
coach was like coaching.

Speaker 3 (27:05):
But I don't think coach Cal's gonna be your coach.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
But he's gonna be the guy there. Yeah, he's gonna
be there.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
No, he's gonna be at the dinner. I don't think
he'll be there the next day.

Speaker 5 (27:11):
I think he'll be there for two days a times,
he's gonna probably want be on the team, the real team. Yeah,
the heart of dedication. I mean anyway, and I don't know,
pray for me, guys, we will. This mom just had
another baby. So here's the thing. Just four daughters, all
that have the same birthday. So she's pushing this thing
out on purpose right that day, or like this is

(27:33):
maybe you get lucky, wance near and then it just
becomes a thing. But you also have to get pregnant,
that's the thing.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
You can you can time that, right, No, no, no,
you can.

Speaker 5 (27:41):
You can try, Yeah you can, but you can also
not try when it's time not to and then affect
it by like a week or right right, let me
read you the story here. Kristin Lambert, thirty five, gave
births at Valentina August twenty fifth, one month earlier than expected.

Speaker 8 (27:56):
Even wow, and it wasn't induced.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
Valentine is old.

Speaker 5 (28:00):
Her sister Sophia, Juliana, and Mia were also born August
twenty fifth, all August twenty fifth, three years from each other.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
Quote.

Speaker 5 (28:06):
It's miraculous that she's here, the fourth baby. She's safely
thriving and growing from people, So we don't.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
Know pretty can you induce a month.

Speaker 8 (28:16):
Around just for a just for a bit, that would
be dangerous.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
Yeah, no, right, that's too dangerous for a bit. I
like to do bits, but that's probably too dangerous for
the bit.

Speaker 9 (28:23):
Right.

Speaker 4 (28:23):
But like when we have sea sections, the doctors, I
was like, all, are you available that day? No, I'm
not okay, how about this?

Speaker 1 (28:27):
But a month That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 9 (28:28):
Hey, can you go to a doctor and say, hey, look,
this birthday's in our doing it? Like I really want
to have a sea section on this day. I mean
maybe listen, I don't.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
Know, but a month I don't know, pretty well, jeels
like a week or three days. I can feel that.

Speaker 8 (28:43):
No, I agree, I just I don't know how.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
So they're all going to have the same like birthday party. Yeah,
that's convenient. It is for the parents, Yeah, that's one, but.

Speaker 10 (28:54):
They all have different friends. That's gonna be expensive. It
is for that that's one big part.

Speaker 5 (28:59):
Unless you just have the whole family thing together. It's
just family birthday with everybody. I don't know, I'm not
you know the figure of birth. The parties don't get crap.
You're all trying to fig but it's all like all
that same day. That's pretty crazy. That's pretty crazy.

Speaker 1 (29:11):
Amy. Let's talk about your kids for a second. You
said Stevenson runs.

Speaker 9 (29:15):
Track now cross country. He's doing track too, but it's
cross country season right now.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
I guess I think track. I just think it's running.

Speaker 8 (29:21):
So crack isn't going to be in the spring.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
Okay, So he's running and he's had a meet.

Speaker 8 (29:27):
Yeah, he has a couple of meets a week.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
What week?

Speaker 9 (29:30):
Mostly yeah, Mondays and Wednesdays. I guess some of it
on Friday, but it was all local. I mean I
did drive out to Thompson's station for one.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
That was multiple meats a week. Yeah, for how many weeks?

Speaker 8 (29:45):
It's over soon? I think next week actually is the championship?

Speaker 1 (29:49):
Does he have? Is he good at it? Does he
like it? Does?

Speaker 9 (29:52):
Like?

Speaker 8 (29:52):
He finished? He did his PR well? Last week he
had a PR.

Speaker 7 (29:56):
He was two miles.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
Okay, I thought, like PR team, me too, a team?
We don't even have more of these for the show.

Speaker 9 (30:02):
Good he's around twelve minutes forty seconds for how long
two miles? Wow?

Speaker 1 (30:07):
That good lunch, that's good. That's really good.

Speaker 10 (30:08):
Yeah, amazing.

Speaker 8 (30:09):
He's in middle school right he's in seventh grade and he.

Speaker 9 (30:14):
It's so cute watching them all support each other too,
Like when everybody gets done, it's like, hey, what numbers
you get?

Speaker 8 (30:19):
What was your time?

Speaker 1 (30:19):
Hey?

Speaker 8 (30:20):
Good good job man?

Speaker 9 (30:21):
Even the girls and because the girls run and then
the guys run, but they all stay and like support
each other. And I just like the watching him be
a part of something like that. It's really sweet to watch.

Speaker 8 (30:33):
He's I guess it's speaking.

Speaker 9 (30:36):
Highly of the other kids than in the group, because
I guess you could he could be on a team
that isn't that awesome, But it's precious to watch how
much they all care.

Speaker 8 (30:43):
About each other.

Speaker 5 (30:44):
That's fun because I'm all going through the experience together. Yeah,
make a lot of friends that way, like bond. Like
I have friends that I play high schoolboy that I
don't talk to because we're not friend friends. But if
I were to see them, it's like, man, we had
a lot, Like it's a connection.

Speaker 9 (30:57):
And they all call him Moose. He has a nickname
which I have no idea. He's never come home and said,
my nickname is Moose's milk. At one of the first meets,
that's when I learned like they'd be like Moose, what
was your time?

Speaker 1 (31:09):
And I was like, Moose, what your name?

Speaker 9 (31:11):
And he said that last year during track he would
always wear this Moose T shirt to practice. So then
he got the nickname Moose and it's stuck this year.

Speaker 8 (31:19):
Cool and I think it's so cute.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
That's a funny reason to have a nickname.

Speaker 5 (31:23):
You know.

Speaker 4 (31:23):
The Cowboys had a guy named Moose in the whole stadium.
Every time he'd have a play, they'd.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
Be like Moose Mario Cooper when he catches the ball,
you go, Coo. You should do that at the meats.

Speaker 5 (31:34):
But that's like a fun nickname that wasn't yeah, and
for a bad reason, Like I was called micro Peace
what I know, I didn't That wasn't for a good reason.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
Stop. They didn't call it that, did they. It's terrible, man.

Speaker 5 (31:45):
No, it always called t Bone, which wasn't for bones.
I had nothing to do with my last name, but
I hated it. I didn't even get a boner and
that's what they said that I was in seventh grade.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
It sucked like that was my nickname and I hated it.
So Moose, I'm happy he has a nickname that doesn't
have like trauma attached to it. Yeah, because they called
me T Bone forever and I hated it. I never
even got a Boneer if I got a bone, I
don't understand it. I'd be like seventh grade, I think,
you know, but it didn't. They were just like T Bone.
I was like, Okay, then my name ends up being bones.

Speaker 5 (32:18):
Crull joke is that I didn't even pick bones like
as it wasn't even like I want to be Bobby Bones.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
What kind of cruel joke is that I ask T
bone my whole life and then bones? Sorry, man, I
know it's same vein here. Boners means think about it?
Do they talk about what? What's the junior high?

Speaker 9 (32:40):
Like?

Speaker 1 (32:40):
Do they do that they just started.

Speaker 8 (32:43):
We just got the email from the school about what
do they what do they say seventh grade?

Speaker 1 (32:48):
What do they ask?

Speaker 9 (32:49):
Like can we Well, they say, if you want to
exempt your child from it, you can, But I mean
we didn't. I think it's just the basics of anatomy,
sexual reproduction type stuff. The stance is abstinence is a
public school, but I expect that for middle school, Like
you're in seventh grade. So yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no, no,

(33:15):
But something that I had not seen before. That stood
out to me is one of the topics is going
to be human trafficking, which I thought was really great
that they're letting kids know about that, being aware of
helping them stay away that part of the talk.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
Yeah, it's part of the education surrounding.

Speaker 9 (33:34):
Yeah, it's like a like life curriculum or something that
they call it. But it's terribly sad they have to
add that in. But also I was glad to see
that that's something that kids can have awareness about and
know what's happened.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
We didn't.

Speaker 9 (33:49):
It's almost like we didn't in such a way that
which I don't think a lot of people knew how
prevalent it was, but it's almost hard for us to
believe at times.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
I still don't think I know how prevalent it, even
while reading stuff and watch I still don't think I
have a firm grasp on it on how much it happens.
Right down the road.

Speaker 10 (34:04):
You go to a stadium and they have a sign
says watch out for trafficking. I'm like, how would I
even know. I'm just at a stadium or I'm at an.

Speaker 5 (34:11):
Airport, and I think they put them in all public
places I don't think they're like it's especially happening at
football games that they get there.

Speaker 1 (34:16):
But I think it's mass gatherings.

Speaker 5 (34:17):
Yes, it's just a mass gathering thing, like be aware
that there's a lot of people.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
This could be happening.

Speaker 3 (34:23):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 10 (34:24):
But when they put that sign up, I'm just like, well,
what am I looking for?

Speaker 5 (34:27):
Like anybody being told to do something that looks uncomfortable?
This is what I would say. That signs the reminder
of okay.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
Not looking for guys like you. I don't think what
do you mean, lunchbox? No, No, I don't think there
are a lot of adults. There could be.

Speaker 5 (34:41):
I mean, sure, I'm sure there are, but I don't
think it's like look for forty year old men but
being told what to do.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
But that would be like a normal marriage, and then
everybody would be.

Speaker 5 (34:51):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but yeah, no, that's thing it is
that that is in school because again we weren't taught
that and it was prevalent then we just didn't have
social idiot the education on it, the data yeah, surrounding it.
Does he ask you questions about this stuff and be
like is this true?

Speaker 8 (35:10):
Get him back on Friday. We'll see.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
Is he taking it now? The boys?

Speaker 8 (35:16):
So I think I I'll find.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
Out send them to their dad. That's what my wife does.
What talk to your dad about it? And how is it?
How does your kids dad do?

Speaker 8 (35:24):
That's you.

Speaker 3 (35:26):
I'm the dad you had to think about it?

Speaker 1 (35:30):
Is there another dad? Go ahead?

Speaker 4 (35:32):
No, it's it's honestly, my kids have done really well
with it like that. I expect them to just be
like silly about it and laugh at stuff, but they're
really not. Like I try to be real scientific about
it and they're like, okay, so so that's how the
baby's made.

Speaker 8 (35:44):
But yeah, that's the best thing you can do, is
just scientific because go right into it.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
But if they knew how goofy you all you are
about it? Grow up But I'm talking about how you are, I.

Speaker 9 (35:57):
Know.

Speaker 8 (35:57):
But then they grow up and they can be mature
about it and they.

Speaker 9 (36:00):
Have to be like, oh my tea, and you want
to get We still do that just because our parents
weren't scientific with us.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
But I never had a talk.

Speaker 3 (36:07):
I never have.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
I still have it.

Speaker 5 (36:09):
I need you to sit down on me Idi and
tell me about this stuff. And I still have never
had a talk. Yeah, but we're still children about it.
I think guys just are regardless if they had the
scientific talk or not.

Speaker 9 (36:19):
No, my daughter is very mature about it, even more
so than like she'll yeah, I don't know how detail.

Speaker 8 (36:25):
We should get. Well, it's because it's her. I guess
it was my son saying it.

Speaker 9 (36:30):
But like, I have enjoyed how mature she is about it,
and we can have and they have access to She'll
watch YouTube videos that teacher certain things, not about anything
inappropriate it, but about anatomy, like the female body, like
what's happening.

Speaker 5 (36:44):
That's what our son said, and me walking down watching
YouTube the education learning, I'm being educated.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
Moms at the door not like.

Speaker 6 (36:51):
It.

Speaker 8 (36:51):
But they can't. They can't watch things in their room
by themselves.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
Or they can, but what if they But how do
you know if you're not in there? Well they just
you trust them bones. Well, no they're not, That's what
I'm asking, he says, they can't. The rule, that's the rule.

Speaker 9 (37:06):
He's not ever really in his room with the phone.
I mean, I guess if I'm not home. No, but yeah,
their personalities are different, but they're funny.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
What's up with him? Does he want to work?

Speaker 9 (37:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (37:22):
His sister as a job. But does he want to drive?
Is he old enough yet?

Speaker 9 (37:25):
Yeah? I mean he his trouble would be getting there.
So he's doing you know, like he can't drive. Neighbors
that hire him to water the plants, and you know,
he took He had that gig this summer. And then
another neighbor recently was like, oh, I may need his
help with my pets, and I was like, oh, yeah,
he's available, Like he'll show up. That's one thing like
when I saw him his plant job this summer, like

(37:46):
he was like, it's time for me to go water
the plants. And when he was at his dad's he
could just walk, but when he was with me, I
had to drive him and it.

Speaker 8 (37:55):
Took like forty five minutes to do.

Speaker 2 (37:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (37:58):
They had like they had like all kind of hole
arden somebody like gone and yeah, yeah, and they hired him.
But he took it.

Speaker 9 (38:04):
Really, he knew like exactly he paid it to here
to go and learn the whole yard and how to
do it.

Speaker 8 (38:09):
And I was really proud of him.

Speaker 1 (38:10):
Would you trust her to stay at our house and
and like watch the.

Speaker 8 (38:13):
Doors stay there overnight.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
With YouTube you know the rules.

Speaker 9 (38:22):
First of all, I think he would be like I care, Like,
yes he could, but so she would be like, excuse me,
I can drive, I'm older, she has a job. Yeah,
I mean he could go there, but staying the night
that might get a little have.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
A party, dude, they wouldn't actually like the.

Speaker 8 (38:43):
Parents And I'm not saying they're good.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
On this house.

Speaker 7 (38:47):
Is awesome.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
Of your kids? Your son working? Uh?

Speaker 4 (38:52):
Yeah, No, he had a summer job and now he
wants to do He wants to like ref basketball games
or do the scorekeeping or whatever.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
That's cool and all, but I want him.

Speaker 4 (39:01):
To work at this pizza place that just opened right
down the street from my house, because you know, the
people to own it, because and it's.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
Amazing want people every day. He'd come home from work
with pizza. That'd be the best.

Speaker 4 (39:13):
So I think I'm want to pick up an application
today and like maybe fill it out for him.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
And then submitted for him. Yeah, I do the interview
for it because I'd rather do that than the scorekeeping.
I school scorekeeping more than ref but the ref and
would teach him a lot of life lessons I know,
And that's the first one he said, I'd like to
do that. So maybe does he know the rules are
not to ref no, he's about to find out.

Speaker 8 (39:34):
Oh boy, and you have to like take the heat
if people don't like what you call.

Speaker 1 (39:37):
No, no, no, guys, it's it's kids. It's like, uh yeah,
year old basketball right, parents will be there, right, I
thought you meant the players. Now we're talking about.

Speaker 8 (39:46):
Yelling at your son.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
Bobby Bones show.

Speaker 5 (39:51):
Today.

Speaker 10 (39:51):
This story comes up from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. A twenty four
year old man was walking through the library parking lot.
Someone left their car running. He's like, yes, I need
a car, jumps in whoo and you.

Speaker 3 (40:03):
Think, man, where's he going?

Speaker 10 (40:05):
Well, he drives it straight to the police station because
they had confiscated his drugs earlier.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
So to get him with a stolen car, Oh my god.

Speaker 10 (40:12):
So he went to the police station to ask for
his drugs back he shut up in a stolen car,
and so he's arrested.

Speaker 1 (40:18):
Back in the day, you could leave your car running,
could you.

Speaker 8 (40:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:24):
Where I'm from, every door was unlocked. You could leave
a truck running out in front of a store. But again,
we're not talking about yesterday, right, this is like the nineties,
like mid nineties, late nineties. Where I'm from, you could
do all that stuff.

Speaker 8 (40:37):
But I don't know.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
Maybe you could everywhere now that lunchbox reacted like that. No, no, no,
never mind. You know, I take that back. We could
leave everything running and if anybody ever like stole something,
I don't know how it got fixed. But our town
didn't handle that well. They which I remember there was
a family that went and stole from people's garages. That family,
it did not end well for them.

Speaker 8 (41:00):
I don't like a vigilante system.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
I suppose I was like fifteen. All I know is
that family physically was not good for a while. Oh gosh, okay,
so nobody told you try small town.

Speaker 5 (41:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (41:15):
My dad he left his van running one time here.
He was a repairing model guy. He had tools on
his truck and he was just going to look at
a job. He was running in real quick. So he
left the car running and he comes back.

Speaker 3 (41:26):
Van gone.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
They they did steal it.

Speaker 3 (41:29):
I mean his ladders, hamm, I mean every tool.

Speaker 1 (41:32):
Paint, but the the vein. I hear the ladder, I
mean all those.

Speaker 3 (41:34):
Equipment, every the avent gone.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
The van was gone, gone, gone.

Speaker 3 (41:37):
Four months later they found in Houston.

Speaker 1 (41:40):
Yeah. The only other time that where it didn't work
out was Arkansas. Keith, my old step dad. They stole
his jeep and he knew where it was in the
woods at these people's little place, and he jumped the fence,
went full commando Rambow stole the jep back by hot
wiring it. He's been on the show to tell it.

Speaker 3 (41:54):
That's pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
That's pretty cool because he also could have been shot
because the person who stole the jep probably had a gun.
Everybody had guns when I grew up.

Speaker 9 (42:00):
Well, Oliver, our parent's about a car stole and my
mom was letting some guy test driver car, and he
test drove it and never came back.

Speaker 10 (42:06):
Wow, I hain't no teve. Keith left the keys and
loved to run in front of our house. He run
in to get something and get a drink, came back out,
car gone.

Speaker 8 (42:14):
In front of your house. You lived in such a
nice neighborhood.

Speaker 3 (42:17):
I was a couple of teenagers.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
People go to nice neighborhoods.

Speaker 8 (42:19):
Still true, I.

Speaker 3 (42:20):
Live in that nice neighborhood. Nice shout out, Darren. We're
still in the car.

Speaker 1 (42:23):
Lunchbox were getting away with that one. All right, there
you go, I'm Lunchbox.

Speaker 3 (42:26):
That's your bonehead. Story of the day.

Speaker 5 (42:29):
I was in Atlanta yesterday and I was talking with
some of their staff and they'd asked me two acting questions.

Speaker 1 (42:34):
The first one was, am I doing that Christmas movie?
And I was like, I forgot about that. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (42:39):
Oh, so on the post show, I'll try to call
Morgan number one and ask I don't know if I'm
doing it because I haven't thought about it. The second
one was, is Lunchbox still taking acting classes? And I said,
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
So he used to get on Zoom and basically read
ninety sixcom scripts and pay somebody and why.

Speaker 10 (42:56):
They would review our acting. They would give us feedback
and tell what we need to work on.

Speaker 3 (43:01):
Things like that.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
Oh, you would never elevate it past Zoom. We were like,
go in for classes if you're serious about it.

Speaker 10 (43:07):
But the problem was we started during COVID, and then
when COVID left, you guys were like, go in, go in,
and I was like, nah, it's still not comfortable going in.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
It's called encouragement, by the way.

Speaker 10 (43:15):
Yeah, you guys were pushing me to, you know, expand
my horizons. Well, I got a confession to make.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
I don't know, Sam, this is gonna be hilarious. It
wasn't even an acting code.

Speaker 10 (43:26):
No, I am no longer doing the acting classes because
once they started going back in person, I realized that
I was in Texas when I had googled acting classes
for Christmas, like thinking about and so the place is
in Texas, I can never go in.

Speaker 1 (43:43):
So that's why I saw that confession. That's just go
find a place here and go y no, no, but
why are you acting like you're admitting you cheated on
your wife.

Speaker 8 (43:50):
Or something like you can zoom no no, but you
guys from anyone in the world.

Speaker 10 (43:54):
I paid a good amount of money even like afterwards,
I was like, man, I don't want to admit this,
so I just keep doing a little zoom.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
And huh, that's not an admission. You can say you
quit classes.

Speaker 3 (44:03):
I didn't quit. I was forced to.

Speaker 9 (44:06):
Like, so they're not doing zoom anymore, so you're done
geographically challenged.

Speaker 10 (44:10):
I'm geographic Thank you Amy anyways, And so I really
screwed up because I didn't realize it that I had
googled when I was in Texas for Christmas.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
Do you still want to be an actor? Yes?

Speaker 5 (44:20):
And why don't you go and take classes here. Amy
took improv classes she did, and I took a classes
like she's. She showed up for things.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
I know.

Speaker 8 (44:27):
I need to get back into that. I keep saying
it same.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
Oh you got to man, everybody put stuff around geographical challenge.
You can find a place here if you want to
do it.

Speaker 10 (44:37):
That's my confession to you guys, is that I messed
up and I'm an idiot.

Speaker 1 (44:41):
Of all the shady things you do. That's your confession.

Speaker 3 (44:44):
Well that's only I mean.

Speaker 10 (44:45):
I didn't even think it was shady, but I was
embarrassed to admit.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
That it was not shady. It's not shady at all.

Speaker 8 (44:49):
Let's do them together.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
You guys should go together. Ye, romance scenes, no, but we.

Speaker 8 (44:54):
Can just hold each other accountab.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
I was like, no, all right, So Lunchbox has quit acting,
says I don't quit. You're not going anymore.

Speaker 3 (45:03):
Explain what happened as we literally just did. Yeah, so
don't call Sam a quitter.

Speaker 5 (45:07):
Lunchbox is not going anymore. And I do not know,
but we'll call and figure out on the post show
up on the podcast. We'll see you tomorrow. By Everybody
and Bones. The Bobby Bones Show theme song written produced
and sang by read Yarberry. You can find his instagram
at read Yarberry. Scuba Steve executive producer, Raymondo, head of Production.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
I'm Bobby Bones. My instagram is mister Bobby Bones. Thank
you for listening to the podcast.
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Daniel "Lunchbox" Chapelle

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