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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Wake Up, Wake Up in the mall, and it's on
the radio and the dollars. He's on time already, lunchbox,
mor get too, Steve Brand and it's trying to put
you through FuG He's running this week's next bit. The
Bobby's on the box.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
So you know what?

Speaker 1 (00:21):
This is the Bobby Ball all Right show. Until I
brought something in from my nerd collection. So what I'm
holding up here as a big slab of plastic with
a check from nineteen twenty seven. This check was signed
and was from his account from Ormal Right, one of

(00:41):
the Right brothers. So the Right brothers are right, that's right.
So this is a check that has been paid in
full for the cost of five thousand, eighty five dollars
and thirteen cents. Now I looked at up what that
would be in nineteen twenty seven, so much money. It's
equal to ninety thousand dollars. Wow. So what was he buying?

(01:02):
What the Ohio January thirty first, nineteen twenty seven, five
eighty five dollars to somebody Jr? Could Bulls in Company?
I don't know. You're right on the memo there, you
know when you put like there's no memo on the bottom.
But here's the check from and signed by or will
write one of the guys. I mean, let's assume it's

(01:24):
a plane. Dude, he's mind at the airplane.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
Like a propeller or something like a wing.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
That's amazing. So it's in almost perfect condition. What do
you think? Nerdy or cool? Cool? So nerdy?

Speaker 4 (01:35):
Like I don't understand the point of having I mean,
I just don't get it. I don't understand why you
would waste your money on a check from this guy.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Do you bones? Do you think you're wasting your money? No? Okay,
I think it's super cool to have like collectibles, and
so you hang out on your wall like you know,
I just collect it and keep it.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
It doesn't mean you will keep forever or maybe one
day you sell it.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
And it makes sure pass it down or give it
twenty guys in a game.

Speaker 5 (02:00):
Have you ever host dinners at your house? I'm gonna
say you have people over and be like, look at
this guy's in the middle of dinner.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
I have like signed checks from Richard Nixon. See that's amazing.
I've got different signatures from presidents and but I think
this is my newest nerd artifact. I just want to
know what you guys thought about it. Cooler, nerdy, definitely, awesome, Amy,
cool and cool, awesome, Morgan. I think it's pretty cool.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
I mean it's the people who first flew the airplane.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Or one of them. Yeah, I mean it would be
like an autograph. But it's just check. I checked even better,
old check. Would you like to have this right or now?
Is there proof that it bought the plane that he
flew across the Atlantic? There you go. I don't think
you flew a plane across the Atlantic that you're thinking
of a million? Yeah? Right, her plane? Why would you buy?
I don't know history, all right. I'll post this a

(02:51):
picture of it so you guys can see it. But
I think it's pretty cool. Was their playing the kiddy Hawk?
What they took off? That's where they flew from. Oh yeah,
I feel like when to do history. He had it. No,
he's named the plane the pin of the Santa Maria
and Kitty. Yes. The thirteen year old kill was suspended

(03:11):
for putting soda cans into the shape of an AK
forty seven. Let me read you some of the story.
Eight cans of Doctor Pepper have gotten a thirteen year
old boy suspended from school from KY three and Mountain View, Missouri.
A student at Liberty Middle School was hit with suspension
after he took a picture of those cans laid out
in the form of an AK forty seven and then
posted on social media. The school deemed it a threat.
The boy's mom, Riley Grunden, deemed it a show of

(03:34):
creativity that should have gone unpunished. According to a statement
from the school, they had information that the image caused
fear in at least one student, so they acted accordingly.
After an investigation, the school later confirmed there was no
eminent threat. So here's how I feel about this. Who's
that one student. First of all, don't do it, kid,
don't do it. That's bad. I don't know. I don't

(03:56):
think punishing somebody by keeping them out of school or
they're going to miss this feels like something that nuance
where it's not exactly the rules and it's not you
don't really have a gun, you can't do it. But
we're also don't want to punish you by it letting
you come to school less because that's gonna hurt your education.
It just takes somebody going okay, let me be an

(04:17):
adult here for a second ago, you're gonna have to
be in attention for a couple of days, you're gonna
have to fe're in the football team. Run. But you
didn't have a real gun and it didn't incite fear
in every one, this one kid. So should there be
some sort of punishment, Yes, yes, especially because you can't

(04:39):
post on social media and like we can get.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
Creative with other things, like even as the mom like
defending it was.

Speaker 6 (04:46):
It at school that he did it, But still, how
about some therapy too, because I'd like to know why
he did that. But also I'm gonna say this, there's
nothing wrong with just having a gun or making a
gun out of cans, but I need to know what
the message was in the thing.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
Yeah, like what did he write?

Speaker 1 (05:02):
Again? If I wanted to make a a again different time?
But if I wanted to make a twenty two out
of cans, is that less than an AK forty seven?
The guns less powerful?

Speaker 7 (05:11):
Right?

Speaker 3 (05:12):
But we just are in a very different time.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
We absolutely are. And I can understand that he said
was this is much. I have took a picture of
the cans later, but it doesn't say he did it
that school. If he did it at school. It's a
different thing too.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
If he's making a shape of cans, it's a gun
at home and guns are legal, yes, absolutely, but he's
not writing anything about school.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
I don't know what what do we know his caption
it says after the I do not see the caption.
After an investigation, the school later confirmed that no imminent
threat was found. I do feel like the suspension was
a little much. And I'm very anti school shooting. Yeah yeah,
I think we all that's a very easy side to
be on. But I do feel like the suspension was

(05:53):
a bit much, and even I need to know what
the other context was, because if there was no context
around school at all, I don't think you should have
punish at all, especially if guns are legal. So it's
a weird place to be to go anything AK forty
seven and school related, you're like, not good. But again,
I don't know that I was school related. It wasn't

(06:14):
done at school. There wasn't a message about it.

Speaker 7 (06:16):
Still, I just I'm thinking as a mom, like, if
that's what my son chose to do with the cans
and then post, I don't think my response to it
at all.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
With the video games, all the ak forty seven his creativity.
But if it's going to keep from being suspended, and
that's what I'm gonna have to say legally to keep
him from getting suspended, I'm probably gonna say that. I
just feel like there's if there's no con if there's
nothing written in the body and that so far do
we see anything. I don't either. I think it's crazy.

(06:48):
We just don't know. You see a sign like that
and you can't ignore it like you gotta. There's also
nothing against the law or rules. I know making a
gun out of cans. You said though the time that
we're in right now, but the time shouldn't get people
put in prison or suspended from school, correct. I think
we should watch it. And it's legal not for him.
But if he made a canned beer, he made a
big beer can out of cans, it's not legal for

(07:09):
him either.

Speaker 8 (07:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
Yeah, but those can't harm, Yeah they can.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
They could rin get drunk and drives the same way. Guys.
It's a it's a can, it's a bunch of cans
together as a gun. And again, I want to say again,
I'm very anti school shooting, but I feel like suspension
not it.

Speaker 4 (07:27):
Everything relies on the caption whatever the captions and we
can't find the caption anywhere.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
That's the story. But wouldn't somebody say there's no caption? Okay,
justice for the kid snapchat?

Speaker 7 (07:37):
Oh? I could see how students if you if my
daughter were to pull up her snapchat when she was
allowed to have it and we're slipping through and then
that came out.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
It's made of can I know, but it'd be like,
is this some sort of it? Also could have said
it's a rifle. It doesn't look like an AK forty seven.
You could have said it was a thirty odd six.
There's no difference.

Speaker 3 (07:54):
Yeah, I'm not going to know.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
That's a part of misery where they hunt the difference.
But okay, let's talk about caption. If it's a caption,
I'm looking at the caption. It's again, you at least
have to look into it.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
He's agreed to that.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
But but I mean the suspension that's pretty minor for
something he did. The kidd nothing wrong.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
I don't like it, hard eyes.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
If you can like a gun, you literally can. The
kid did nothing wrong. If this is literally what do
you got suspended for? That's not fair and it's not legal,
he made a gun. If he has a history of this,
that's that's it too.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
It's like they sometimes they see then you watch them.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
But you can't punish somebody for a sign, right, I understand,
just like lunchbox, go ahead, man, I don't know, that's right,
we don't so therefore we don't know. He doesn't have
a decision yet.

Speaker 9 (08:45):
I'm going back and forth. I'm like, oh, it's not
that bad. Then I see it and I'm just like
hard eyes. It's like, why are you posting that in
your snapchat? Because you want it to disappear. It's weird,
Like are you trying to send a message. For sure,
he has to be investigated, so keep from school until
we find out what's going on.

Speaker 3 (09:02):
That's yeah, that's valid.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
That's the suspension. Can just make a gun out of
cans when guns are legal there and it's not illegal
to have that gun at all. There's nothing illegal about
it at all. But should it be No, that's that's
that's a rights issue. That's a whole that's a whole
different thing. And and no, if you're a responsible gun order,
you have every right to have a gun. That's a
tricky one. Not for me. This kid got screwed. If

(09:25):
this is if everything we're.

Speaker 6 (09:26):
Talking about is what it is, I think if you
had kids at school, you would feel a little different
about it.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
I want it because the kids said nothing. I want
to want my kid to get in trouble for making somebody, right,
especially if he's playing Call of Duty with all his
buddies and killing people with the same gun in a
video game all day and you can post that online,
no problem. Why don't we go. Why don't we go
and look at that? If if he's like, look at
me kill everybody in his streaming and he's putting clips
up on Instagram, that's worse than this thing doesn't even
look like a gun.

Speaker 4 (09:52):
That looks just like a gun, but you can't.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
I don't let me see. It's eight cans. It could
be and it could be it could be any If
he didn't write the word AK forty seven beside it,
you would not know it was a gun, right, It
could be a submarine. You would not know it was
a gun. Yep. Anyway, I don't like it, but I
think sometimes I think a kid got in trouble for something.
Probably I feel like you shouldn't have got in trouble

(10:19):
for it. There's no history and that's the only context.
If there's more context, then I reserve the right to
change my decision. The K forty seven heart rise. He
could really like guns, or he could really love that
he got a new skin in Fortnite and Fortnite that
has AK forty seven. So that's all Awesobly. I hate
to be the guy that's logical here, but I'm very

(10:42):
anti school shooting. But I'm also very logical. All right,
thank you, time for the news bobbies. This is creepy
from petipixel. A Higher photographer was removed from an elementary
school after allegedly making inappropriate comments to kids during picture day,
saying things like can I steal your idea? Can I
eat your soul? What? Now? It doesn't say there was

(11:03):
anything sexual, just really weird trying to make him laugh probably,
but fine line and with kids, maybe just take the
picture totally. A Higher photographer was removed from elementary school
after saying that weird stuff. He was kicked off school property,
and an email sent to parents on Wednesday, Principal bridget
Outlaw of Childham Elementary School reportedly confirmed the photographers to

(11:23):
scorted off campus for making inappropriate comments again, Can I
still you ready to? Can I eat your soul? In
the Facebook post, which has been made private, the woman's
son was asked what the photographer could eat if not
his soul. I don't know, noodles, the kids said. However,
the photographer replied, demons don't eat noodles. What on earth

(11:45):
you wonder if he just didn't understand how to make
a kid smile for a picture without being bizarre and inappropriate? Yeah? Inappropriate, yes,
but not inappropriate like you would think inappropriate with a kid.
I feel like it's like sexual who always this is
just like somebody who doesn't have an I can't talk
to kids, and it's like I'll just say stupid stuff.
What's the age? Like? What school?

Speaker 7 (12:05):
Like?

Speaker 1 (12:06):
Is this elementary school? But I think like ten years old? Yeah,
you can't do that. No, you just take the picture up,
take a picture. You don't want to smile, Okay, you
get a picture with no smile. R w t k
R News three America is down to its last Kmart.
Camart announced its last full size store in the US.
Kamar was always a rival to me, meaning Walmart was
started in Arkansas, so we had a Kmart. It was

(12:27):
near ish, not as close as Walmart. And sometimes you
go to Kmart and I'd be like, there's nothing this
place when to start in Arkansas. So I always kind
of had a negative feeling about Kmart, even though I
did this job. A lot of people like Kmart. But
Kmart announced that there's only gonna be one mini Kmart
in Miami and that's the only one lower forty eight. Gosh,
that's crazy. Wow, isn't that weird?

Speaker 3 (12:49):
Ane?

Speaker 1 (12:49):
Yeah, me too.

Speaker 5 (12:50):
I mean I see a lot of them closed down,
Like you drive by one, you still see the outline
of the k like dangs to be a Kmart?

Speaker 1 (12:56):
That and sometimes I see that with bed bath and beyond. Yes,
you just see like that the tan the sun tan
around the letters. Is there's still like one more Blockbuster
out there. There's one in like Washington state to Alaska. Oregon. Yeah,
out there, and I don't know if it's still alive
or not. No one I saw a documentary is it
Bend Oregon. Shout out to the Blockbuster and Bend Oregon.

(13:19):
A pilot flying from Nebraska to Oregon has a mechanical issue,
and again he's also a mechanic so he lands the
plane on the road, fixes it, and then flies it
back off the road. What if you see that? That'd
be crazy. This from Cowboys State Daily. They were This
couple tells the story of driving down to Shyenne for
their daughter's softball game when they spotted a single engine

(13:41):
airplane about one hundred and fifty feet off the ground
flying right over the top of the highway. They looks
like they put it down, opened up the port, drained
some fuel out, gets back in, flies off again. That'd
be pretty wild to see. Yeah, it's not like seeing
some guy with a hood of his car on so
other like a little smoke coming out, but his feet

(14:02):
are on the ground like you land a plane. Crazy.
Coffee memory. Make sure all your staff meetings have plenty
of coffee if you want the meetings to make an impression.
In the study, the staff who were drinking coffee were
more attentive and we're able to recall information they learn
more easily. Research shows that drinking coffee while learning new
information helps you recall it from up to twenty four hours.
Caffeine helps the brain process new information, storing it in
your memory. And this is from JOHNS. Hopkins university, not

(14:25):
Starbucks university. Hot people complain about the horrible experience of
being good looking from the New York Post. Here we go,
people are ruder to you. I think, Yeah, by the way,
are we going to allow this from him? I mean,
he claims he's a ten. We know he's I'll take

(14:47):
the ladies out of here. Us dudes in here.

Speaker 5 (14:48):
We're all pretty average, really, I'd say above average. If
five is average, we're probably like sevens.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
We're in that.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
If you were to circle, like the average of the
five four and a half to six and a half,
we're all in that circle. We're just general common folk.
Although Lunchbox claims in a ten. That's just dumb, right.
I'm not going to say you're ugly. I'm just here
to say I think you're like us. We're all just
pretty normal. But I think people that are extremely attractive

(15:18):
they don't know what it's like to be ugly or normal.
So whatever their experience, it ain't that bad. It's just
the worst version of what they get. No.

Speaker 4 (15:24):
It's like sometimes sometimes you get treated so well because
you're good looking, and then other people are just so
rude to you because they're like, oh, I'm just so jealous,
and so they try to take out their anger that
they're not on your level on you, and they don't
treat you with respect.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
They give you the weird eye.

Speaker 4 (15:41):
And it's just like, man, guys, just because I'm good
looking to me, I'm not a normal.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
Human privilege is what it's called. Quote. I've been accused
a few times of flirting with men when I'm literally
just doing nothing doing my job. I don't want your man.
Some days I barely don't want my man, they say,
because I pretty. People just assume if you're pretty and
you're talking to somebody, so I can assume. I can
understand you being annoyed by that. But if that's the
worst part, like when you're at the.

Speaker 4 (16:04):
Playground, you're talking to one of the moms and the
husband comes up, Oh why are you talking to my wife?
Like man, we're just a playground.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
That happens, yeah for half hour, geez, relax, right, Yeah, Well,
being attractive enough to get hit on, but when you're
not interested, they picked something out to make you feel
like blank about it so they don't feel bad for
being rejected. See what I'm saying, These aren't real problems.
Real problems are I'll just pick something out randomly, has
nothing to do with me, I don't know, being twelve
to twenty nine and asking tons of girls out and

(16:32):
none of them really saying yes, that's just random, just random, yeah, yeah,
and then being like you're ugly and stupid. Yeah, that
is a problem. This is like the side effect of
a great medicine, but who is But it's still a
side effect, still still bothers us people. It started. It
started on a Reddit message board where it was like,
anybody have trouble being pretty? Like the bad things that

(16:53):
happened with being pretty? People were like, these are my problems.
They did a story about it. Got it? Yeah? A
previously unknown work at les Edgedly by a teenage Mozart
has been discovered. Dude, what if it's like shot shots?
What if it's like the first Because they don't have
the audio yet, they just they just say they have it.
That's cool. Yeah, but what if it's like Mozart's rapping
or something. Yeah, it'd be awesome. More than two hundred
and thirty years after his death, Wolfgang amidais Mozart is

(17:16):
dropping new music. Two and thirty years On seventeen ninety one,
at age thirty five. Wow, a previously unknown piece of
music is out they think was written by It probably
isn't that good if it's like his early days. Sure,
you know most artists are like, huh, they're still trying
to find me the sound, like you know, I don't
know who I am yet as an artist. Finally, if

(17:37):
he did something embarrassing at work or in public, experts
say to suppress it. By constantly trying to bury emotions,
it helps people forget bad memories. Okay, that's not true.
This is from Neuropsychologic, a scientific publication. By constantly trying
to bury these emotions, again, it helps people forget bad memories.
In this study of hundreds of people, they found it
harder to recall a negative image a week later if

(17:58):
they were told to suppress it. Soase, please stop you
playing embarrassing moments in your head over and over. The
problem with that is you, if you do that in
one part of your life, you're gonna do it in
a lot like I can understand you slip and fallen
eyes and everybody gets a good laugh, Like you don't
remember that. But if you're gonna repress like some hardcore
stuff like eventually that is going to show its head
again in different ways physical, mental, emotional. But you don't

(18:20):
just get to pick what you suppress. You think, I
either live that life or you don't. You know, so
they say, just suppress it. That's your news thing Morning Bobby,
Morning Studio, thunder.

Speaker 10 (18:37):
Suddener, y'all have too much fun.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
I love Bob's family. By the night lunch a lot
of things that are unpacked. Lunchbox is going to Thunder
tonight is the all male review. It's much dudes. I
guess they're underwear and they get around and dance. It's
called thunder down Under, meaning they bring the thunder. They're
all from Australia. But Lunchbox lost to bet he's got

(19:02):
to go tonight to the show and sit close and
watch the show and enjoy it. I didn't.

Speaker 4 (19:08):
There's nothing about enjoying it.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
There was no rule you'll enjoy it.

Speaker 3 (19:12):
No no, no, no, no no no no.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
Done. So Lunchbox went and was telling his wife about
it last night. What did you ask her here?

Speaker 4 (19:19):
I was just asking my wife, like how she feels
about it, just getting her opinion, making sure she's okay,
because if.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
She wouldn't have been you had to then I had
to back out here. Here's Lunchbox talking to his wife.

Speaker 8 (19:31):
How do you feel about me going to thunder down Under?
I love it, and I just want to make sure
you're not jealous, Like there's nothing.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
No, I think it'll be great. You know, you might
learn some moves.

Speaker 8 (19:48):
I just want you to know that, like this isn't
my choice, Like I'm being forced to go and I'm
not gonna have fun. I'm going to try to close
my eyes as much as possible, just so.

Speaker 10 (19:58):
You know, Okay, Like I'm my eyes only for you,
not them. Okay, all right, sounds good, Okay, And I'm
not sending you after I go.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
Okay, dang it. So what time the show? You always
told I have to be there at six? Give your
clothes light out for tonight?

Speaker 3 (20:18):
What do you mean laid out when you're excited for
things you prep No, do.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
You know what you're gonna wear? Shirt and pants? I
guess it's good they won't. They won't have those on,
but that's good for you. How much are you dreading this?
One to ten? Oh? Ten?

Speaker 4 (20:34):
This will be the most awkward thing in my life,
Like most awkward I've ever had to do something in
my life.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
You think this will be the most awkward thing that
you've been forced, not forced you lost the bet. You
knew what the bet was, you have, but forced to
do it because I lost the bet. No, you chose
to take the bet. You lost the bet, so now
you have to pay the bet. Is this the most
awkward thing for you ever? Yeah? For sure.

Speaker 4 (20:54):
Well, I mean I couldn't think of another awkward thing.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
That I've done that is this level. And they know
they know he's going to be there too, so I
wonder if they'll like get them in the in the audience.
I don't know. I've never been to a thunder down
Under show. But tomorrow around this time, we'll give you
the update.

Speaker 4 (21:06):
But my question is, where are you guys paying for dinner?

Speaker 1 (21:09):
Because if I'm going out, like I need dinner that
was not part of the bed. This is not a
fun experience. You figure that out. Yeah, you know what,
just to staying thing. She need some Bienna sausages for you,
That's that's good. Just keep it all. He just keep,
you know, making the night.

Speaker 8 (21:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (21:25):
Yeah, Like people are looking at me, like the women
in the audience, what does this dude?

Speaker 1 (21:30):
I just think that you're there for thunder down under here,
just like them. Yeahsage. After stealing woman's underwear from a
clothes rack, a guy left woman in a letter on
that same rack he stole the underwear from. He made
some you know, dirty comments about the woman's body and

(21:53):
then saying I will send you pictures of me wearing
your underwear, and true to his word, he left those
photos that are place on Wednesday the eighteenth, so I
guess it's a week ago. He pleaded guilty to two
charges of being disturbing with obscene pictures obscenity. He was
sentenced to nine weeks in jail, six charges of theft

(22:16):
and one more of distributing and obscene picture from Today Online. Dude, Hey,
there's multiple like multiple issues, and it's just the stealing,
like not good, don't steal. It's not yours. But I
guess if you need some underwear and you're that's your
last thing, okay. But then the pictures, well not even that,
there's a middle one. There's a note, the pictures are coming.
There's all that learning the pictures, there's all of this. Yeah,

(22:39):
I think this guy needs okay if he's gonna spend
nine weeks in jail. I think he needs a lot
more observation. Yeah, I think he needs some government mandated therapy. Yeah.
I never really got that, Like I don't, I don't.
I well, underwear, well, like how even wearing a thong
would be fun or good. I feel bad for you.
That does not seem like it would be fun to wear,

(23:00):
like it did. My underwear pretty comfortable, like our box
of briefs. They go in to the middle of my
thigh and like they're just there. Because even like when
boxers start creeping like boxers. Yeah, it's like, well, like
you guys, it's not it's not fair. Well, we appreciate it.
A lot of things that aren't fair that you guys
have to deal with. Number one, the fact that you

(23:20):
have to wear you don't have to, but society said
you're supposed to wear makeup. That is not fair, like
you a lot of words. You guys have to wake
up and present yourself in this way because society says
that that's bull crap. Number two, thanks, I wish guys
had to carry babies too. It's just fifty fifty crap. Shoot,
I'm good. One that's not it is it's just our bodies.
That's just I'm just saying that's unfair. It's an unfair

(23:41):
thing that women have to do the guys don't. But also,
you know, we get.

Speaker 3 (23:44):
Well I haven't, I was unable to get pregnant.

Speaker 7 (23:47):
But for women that are, they get that experience with
the baby being guys, because guys.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
Don't get that experience. So again, it's an unfairness. It
is that one half unfairness. What about shaving armpits, Yeah,
some of them, we don't do that as much. Like yeah, yeah,
I think just the general it's unfair what you guys
have to do to just be even what society you
don't have to, but what society says you.

Speaker 3 (24:12):
Guys don't have to.

Speaker 7 (24:13):
I mean, luckily we've seen women that we look up
to that kind of are changing that narrative.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
Yeah, but you still do you get a choice. But
in also underwear, it sucks for you guys. That's unfair.
It does not look comfortable and this guy must really
be into it because that does not like it wouldn't
feel good. I don't think we'll come back in a second.
I do want to get to somebody on the show
feels like yesterday, they were supposed to die. It's a
weird story. But there's let them tell it, get to

(24:40):
it next. Well, I don't want the drum roll. It's
not like you're wanting to or we're revealing a charity. Amount.
Is a couple of things happened to this person yesterday.
They felt like yesterday.

Speaker 3 (24:48):
Well, it's not a premonition.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
We'll see it's next, Okay, do it Eddie. Guys, I
don't think I was supposed to be here today. I
really don't. I think I was supposed to die ye yesterday.
I'm listening. And this is also weird because your dad
just died. It's not a joke like this, no I know,
but your dad just died. And that's what was weird
about that was before that happened, people kept telling you

(25:12):
to be careful. That's true, remember, because you were like,
I keep people keep telling me to be careful, Like
I got to the grocery store. He'd be like, bye bye,
see it, be careful like what? And after that your
brother had a stroke And this is not a joke
or a bit. And Eddie's dad fell and died, yes,
freak accident.

Speaker 5 (25:26):
So I'm listening, so yesterday, I was driving home from
work and I'm I got a green light of the intersection.
I'm going straight, and I can see a pickup truck
flying coming on the other side of the intersection, coming
into my road, and he's flying. He runs a red
light and I had to swerve and fall off the

(25:46):
road in order for.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
Him not to hit me.

Speaker 5 (25:48):
Like he was coming right at me full speed. I
would have rolled over into a ditch, been dead. But
I saw it and I jumped the curb and I
honked at him, and I just sat there and being like, Wow,
that was close. Then later yesterday, I'm taking my kids
to practice and I'm on the turning lane. I've got
my signal light ready to turn right, and in the
turning lane and I look behind me and there's a

(26:09):
car speeding like just passing people left, right, left, right,
And I guess he got.

Speaker 1 (26:14):
Frustrated, so he starts passing on the turning lane. There
I am. I'm like, he's coming right for me. He
must be going fit. There's dust behind him because it's
a turning lane. People don't drive on it. He's flying
dust and he missed me probably by six inches. When
he saw it.

Speaker 3 (26:28):
I don't know turning lane. People don't drive on it.
There's dust.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
I don't. They don't drive fifty miles per hour in
a turning lane, so there's dust.

Speaker 5 (26:34):
Yeah, I could see. That's how I saw it because
I still looked in the roof. Who saw the dust flying?
I'm like, he's gonna hit us. And I told my kids, like,
he's gonna hit us. He's gonna hit us, miss us
by six inches. Wow, twice in one day.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
And then bow's yesterday, I was driving to your house.
A truck had rolled over right kind of by your house, Like.

Speaker 5 (26:51):
Man, this is crazy, Like are people just driving nuts here?
Like in the last couple of days, I really felt
like yesterday I was supposed to die, especially that first one. Dude,
if I hadn't swerved, he would totally hit me. And
I'm sitting there on the side of the road. I
sat there for five minutes being like I gotta catch
my breath, Like I'm gonna make a request don't die
in the next couple weeks because it'll.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
Be really eerie. If so, Yeah, well, I'll try my best. No,
but I need you not to commit to me. I
will not die in the next couple weeks. It just
was I know, but you guys don't think this is crazy.

Speaker 7 (27:25):
Well, I don't know that I would equate it to
that means you were supposed to die.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
If you were supposed to probably would it, yeah, like destiny? Yeah,
maybe like you were supposed to be taught a lesson
pay attention to. I don't know, you never know, Like
it gives this free will to do whatever.

Speaker 5 (27:38):
And I felt like at that moment when I dodged
that first truck, I'm like, man, I feel like I
dodged death right there.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
I can't prove you're wrong. I can't prove you right.
That's weird. It was also weird everybody's telling you to
be careful and that's happened to your family.

Speaker 7 (27:50):
Correct, Maybe this is yeah, this these are just little
reminders of watch out, be on your toes. Maybe the
first accident helped you prepare and be aware for.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
The second of dust.

Speaker 5 (28:03):
Yeah, you're making fun of me on the dust thing,
but that's how I.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
Noticed itatic a little bit.

Speaker 7 (28:08):
Then it takes away, like when there's drama touched it.
Then it takes away from like what you really were experiencing.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
Fine, I was sitting in the Turning Lands when car
almos hit me. Yeah, twice in a day. If something happens,
that also is very unfortunate, But luckily, the fortunate part
is you're okay and you're here.

Speaker 3 (28:26):
So you weren't supposed to be.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
Maybe you were supposed to live and give somebody else
right now who's listening awareness, awareness of their surroundings, so
maybe they avoid an accident.

Speaker 4 (28:34):
Yeah, would have been on your phone, you would have
never seen it. So maybe it's an encouragement for people
to stay off their phone when they're driving because it
could save them.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
So look at it like that. It's all perspective.

Speaker 5 (28:42):
How about to like when I leave work today, I
think I want to tell all you guys I love you,
just in case, I love you guys cool, I love every.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
Single one on the air such as a bit. Yeah,
it's not real. That's why I'm saying, I'll save before
I get my car today. We're glad. I love you, good. Thanks,
I appreciate that.

Speaker 3 (29:00):
Has anybody else had a near death, No, not recently.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
But the weird thing for me is if somebody now
dies in the next week or two weeks, it's gonna
be we're a really bizarre segment to look back on. Well,
I don't tell you, man, like, why have you had
a near death recently? You asked it like you wanted
to share one. No, I don't. I hate some I
drank some bad almond milk a month ago. That's not
gonna kill you, dude. I was in the bad tape

(29:23):
talking to the spirits. I was like, how does almond
milk go bad? Exactly? My thoughts like, it's just almonds, right,
But then Amy said, everything goes bad, everything does. Yes,
I thought I was dying there. I'm not like you.
We're glad you're here. Thank you, guys. Hope everything works out.
I'm glad I'm here to check with you tomorrow, make

(29:44):
sure you're still alive. Thank you. Bacteria can go bad
due to bacteria, yeast, oxidation, or mold, and I'm gonna
tell you mine had all four of those.

Speaker 7 (29:50):
Sure, I have a weird death thought that I had,
but I'm gonna have to tell it in a safe space.

Speaker 3 (29:54):
Okay, Well, I don't know. I just need you all
to be in the right.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
We're never in the right, but I never Bobby Bone
Show today.

Speaker 4 (30:07):
This story comes up from it.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
Atlanta Georgia.

Speaker 4 (30:10):
Two guys that are at their house. One guy's making
a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, makes it, eating it,
spill some jelly on the counter, and another roommate.

Speaker 9 (30:19):
You need to clean that up.

Speaker 4 (30:20):
You don't ever clean up out of yourself.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
And you used my jelly.

Speaker 4 (30:23):
You're not supposed to use my jelly. Another guy grabs
the butter knife stabs him six.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
Times, feeling this wasn't a peanut butter and jelly fight.
Is a fight many issues of jelly. Did you hear
what he said? He's stabbing him with a butter knife.

Speaker 4 (30:38):
That's a horror.

Speaker 1 (30:38):
That's forceful. Dang, because that's that's not it's a sharp
You got to push round. Yeah. They must have really
been at each other's long. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (30:48):
One of the guys go overend and tried to intervene,
but the guy reached over and stabbing him over her.

Speaker 3 (30:52):
I think they're still together.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
Do you think he's been in jail before? Probably? Right? Yeah? Probably? Okay,
I'm much ball.

Speaker 4 (31:00):
Is that's your bonehead story of the day?

Speaker 1 (31:03):
Hey, Abby, Abby's our phone screen room producer. Is this
an anonymous spill the tea? Are you spilling it out? Loud.

Speaker 3 (31:07):
Oh, I'm gonna spill it out loud, okay.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
Cause if it was anonymous, she'd have been screwed because
I asked her, Hey, Raymond, it spill the tea. Let's
spill the tea. Let's do this, Abby, go ahead. Okay.

Speaker 3 (31:18):
Do you guys remember talking about like the toilet seed
We all signed it. Yeah, are that listener?

Speaker 1 (31:23):
A listener? Lunchbox promised on a toilet seed and then
it was months right, yes, never sent it off. By
the way, we have a toilet seed from It's just
like you got to rewind this thing. We bought a
pallette of Amazon returns that we did not know what
was in the palette. It came an issue.

Speaker 3 (31:39):
It's a way to make money.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
When we unveiled what was in it in this room,
part of it was brand new toilet seeds, six of them.
And so Lunchbox promised a listener one and then took
months and never sent them one. Then we all signed
it and then we sent it off.

Speaker 3 (31:52):
Right, Well, yeah, you thought we sent it off. I've
had like the little mailer thing on my desk forever.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
Why haven't we sent the toilet set off?

Speaker 7 (32:01):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (32:02):
Man, Abby, I don't know what you were doing this
past weekend.

Speaker 9 (32:04):
I was grinding.

Speaker 4 (32:05):
I was working all weekend. I mean, I know, I
know you were playing Tilly Wings with your boyfriend. You
know you weren't working. You get to relax.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
Sorry, I was swamped with work and we already all
signed it.

Speaker 7 (32:13):
All.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
You have to just hand it to her. She mailed
it off.

Speaker 3 (32:15):
We signed it way before this weekend, and this has
been last weekend.

Speaker 4 (32:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (32:19):
I was just No one believes you work or grind
on the weekend or what.

Speaker 4 (32:23):
Well, yeah, I mean that's when I have time.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
I was that was where is the toilet seat? I'd
see her, man, can you just give it to her now?
And she mails it off? What's the problem? What is
the listeners that you like? The setlist? The Jordan Davis setlist? Right,
Remember that it took him like a year to mail
it to you, guy. It was a year he like
promised him, I'll send you, I'll send you this set it.

Speaker 9 (32:41):
It took a year to mel it yether than that
person called and not the message and called me out,
and then I had to search my house for it
and I ended up finding it and I mailed it.

Speaker 4 (32:50):
Didn't even get to thank you.

Speaker 1 (32:51):
We're not even sure it was real. He may have
just written up a new one and signed it Jordan Davis.
Can we send this off today? Yeah, we'll work on that. Man.

Speaker 3 (32:57):
Wait, what are you waiting?

Speaker 1 (32:58):
Why can't we do it? Did you lose?

Speaker 7 (33:00):
No?

Speaker 1 (33:00):
No, I got it. I got it. Why is he
talking funny?

Speaker 7 (33:03):
I don't know because remember he also is like, wait,
I want to send him more things like a sign book.

Speaker 3 (33:08):
He keeps like adding on things.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
Did he pay you money? And now you're you're not
telling us no, no, he didn't pay you money. Then
why aren't you sending it?

Speaker 2 (33:15):
No?

Speaker 1 (33:15):
No, I am okay, something's up because I was doing
the stutter. No no, no, man, Yeah, I was busy, Okay,
I had work this weekend, all right, end of the
week end of the week. Yeah, yea. Or there'll be
another thunder down under coming up. Oh, by the way,
Lunchbox is going to thunder down under tonight. We can't wait.
We'll have an update tomorrow. Goodbyeverybody, the Mommy Moone too.

(33:36):
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Scuba Steve executive producer, Raymondo, Head of Production. I'm Bobby Bones.
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Stephen "Scuba Steve" Spradlin

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Eddie Garcia

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