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Speaker 1 (00:10):
Welcome to Wednesday Show Morning Studio. Morning Now. I made
a new Year's resolution that I was going to be
late to work at least twice this year, because I
haven't been late and I don't think twenty years. And
I was about two minutes for being late today. I
was not late. I came in on time. I'm a
bit frazzled. I got a flat tire on the way
to work. Whoa big one? Wait and you still I
didn't make it on time. Now, A little bit of
(00:31):
me wanted to just stall it out, but I came
in even just two minutes before late. I was just
like frazzled, and I couldn't get my stuff. And it
was a big boom. It's a pothole because when it
gets cold, there's things that happened with the pavement where
it like separates and grows and holes happen, and that's science.
(00:55):
But it was like boom, and then all of a sudden,
it's for the like, oh, how far from work were you? Great?
Great question. I was probably like three No, not from work,
from here, from my house, I'm sorry, from a house.
I was probably like almost a mile from my house,
so long enough. But I thought I'm about to go
(01:16):
back home. So I took the car, turned it around,
drove it on the wheel that you kept driving in
on the wheel.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Oh that's not good, boy, that because I'm familiar.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
But I needed to get to I needed to get
to work.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
I thought you were going to say you pulled over,
got out, ran home, change the time.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
No, I wasn't gonna do that because I needed to
get here. I feel bad, first of all, for just
everybody that has to hit a pothole, because what happens
here is because we had like some snowish some rainish,
and so it ends up going into the ground and
then freezes and then boom potholes and they're everywhere in
all the roads that we take. I drove it back home,
(01:55):
parked up beside the house, jumped in my wife's car,
drove it to work this morning. Was almost late. But
I'm very happy that I was close enough to home
to get it back to the house. Like I wasn't
even upset and like, man, life sucks. I was like,
I'm so fortunate that I was able to be close
enough to home that I was able to get it back.
It reminds me a bit of the old farmer and
(02:17):
the horse parable he gets familiar with it. No, so
this is like I'm going to paraphrase it. It's like
an ancient Chinese parable. There was once a farmer who
he had a massive farm, but he had no horses.
And all of a sudden, a horse shows up, and
the horse is there, and it's a wild horse, and
he's like, I guess I'll keep it. And so the
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neighbors are like, wow, you got a wild horse that
you now get to use on your property to help
till your land is They're like, that's such great news,
and he's like, probably, maybe you never know. Well, his
son is riding it the next day and trying to
break the horse, and the horse throws his son and
the son lands on his arm, breaks his arm. And
the neighbor comes over and goes, oh, man, that horse
(03:01):
that was kind of crazy. Maybe it wasn't so good,
Like that's bad news. Your son ended up breaking his arm,
And he's like, I don't know, maybe you never know.
The next day general rides into town. He's like, hey,
we're starting a militia and we need your son to
serve in our military. And it was a bad deal.
Probably a lot of people were going to die in this.
And so the son comes out and he's got a
broken arm and he's not able to go and fight
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with him because he has a broken arm. The general's like,
we can't take your son. He has a broken arm.
And the neighbor hears this and goes, oh, you're so
lucky because your son has a broken arm, he can't
go serve in the military. And the guy's like, yeah,
probably maybe. And the whole part of this story is
that you never really know what's going to happen based
(03:42):
on good or bad things happening to you. Like, if
something bad happens, it could be really part of something
much greater and grander in your life, or something good happens,
you know, don't get big breeches, because then what happens
is it could lead to something that possibly isn't the
best for your future. So you never really get I
never really know. So it's just about living life and
being fluid. And I got my flat and I was like, man,
(04:04):
this sucks. Maybe you don't know. But then I was
close enough to get home and I got my wife's
car and I came in and guess what in her car?
She had a granola bar that hadn't even been eaten.
Oh wow, that was good. Maybe came from Hey, maybe
you're so lucky. Yeah, then I get food poisoned.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Now what does this make possible?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Wow? Yes, so interesting. I got a flat tire this morning.
I was not late. I'm here, We're gonna do the
stupid show and I'm gonna go get it fixed after
And who knows. Maybe today, as the person is fixing
my flat tire, he drops some knowledge on me. He's like, hey,
maybe you shouldn't go to your little app and invest
in this. And I go, okay, cool, make may thousands
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of dollars.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Maybe speaking to horses.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
That's like this woman I knew when I lived in
Southern Pines, North Carolina. She fell off her horse it's
a big horse town and broke her collarbone. Really good, writers,
freak accident, shouldn't have happened. And then she went to
the doctor for a collarbone and they discovered cancer in
there that they wouldn't have seen otherwise till it was
too late.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
So saved your life.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Events are often interconnected, and we really don't know what's
going to happen. A lot of times we assign what
has happened instead of what possibly could may or may
not happen. So just get on the surfboard and ride. Yeah, well,
I broke my arm on Saturday, and nothing good has happened.
Wait for it, though, wait wait for it.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Maybe it has.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
And militia comes to your house and it's like we're
looking for forty five year olds to fight in the war,
and you're like, I can't do it. Man, can't do it.
Anonymous boshamous sinbar the question to be because hello, Bobby Bones,
(05:52):
I love dogs, but if I recently want a first
date with a woman who showed up with her dog,
would that be weird? The date was grabbing food and
luckily the restaurant was pet friendly, but she didn't tell me,
and I was a little annoyed because what if I
wanted to do a non dog activity later on. I
think bringing your dog really dictates the rest of the date,
(06:12):
and that's something I think you need to be giving
a heads up on. How would you feel about going
on a day with someone who randomly brought his or
her dog? Should I keep it from going with her
on a second date? What if she brings random kidneysaferent
dater Okay, Look, here's the thing. If this is an issue,
she's very much dog person. That dog is always going
(06:34):
to be a part of your life if you date
Mary her. I think doing something like that on the
first date is perfect because you're saying right off the bat,
I'm a big dog person. Like, could it be annoying? Yeah,
if you're not a dog person.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
But and maybe it was her way to not do
something with you after the date in case it was serable.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Or yeah, she just love her dog though too. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Yeah, I'm just saying he's like, oh, she ruined if
for a date goes, well, I how to the plan.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
I'm trying to get. You know, she ain't for you, Bud.
If you have a problem with her bringing her dog,
if it's that much of a problem, you're not enough
of a dog person that she needs in her life. Morgan,
you are with your dog all the time. Yeah, I am,
first of all, ever taking your dog on a date.
I have a first date without telling the person.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
No, he suggested that I bring her.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Actually, it's a ball or move if you know that,
What do you say to this guy?
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Yeah, I agree with Bobby. I don't think you guys
are for each other. Because if if a guy, say
I go on a first day and he brings his dog,
it's going to be the best surprise ever. I'm going
to be so happy to see that dog, regardless of
whatever our plans are or what you want to happen.
So because you're not, it just tells me that you
guys kind of see that a little bit differently already.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
So I think maybe you know, we go separate ways.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
If she brought a random kid, then you would know
six kid everywhere, and yet the kid think to her
too though. All right, there you go. There's a voicemail
from yesterday Good Morning Studio.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
I was listening to the podcast over the weekend and
hearing Dan and say seeing the public domain songs literally
gave me chills.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
It was so good. Please keep doing this. Thank you
A new strategy because on podcast we can't put music
because that stuff that you have to pay for on
demand with a music service, so they sue us. But
then I thought, well, what music can we put up?
And it's free public domain music that has been around
for over one hundred years, and they sang like, b
(08:32):
I n gu go listen to it on that podcast.
I hope you like it, because we're going to try
to do that more. All right, give me another one.
Speaker 5 (08:38):
Come about a month behind on the podcast. But I
hope to god Bobby has been buying lottery tickets every
single day. I hope Lunchbloks cries like a little girl
sucks to be lunchbox up a loser.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Who listen, don't jinx me. I don't even care what
he said. I'm just saying I have Yeah, yeah, he
I haven't hit yet, and so when I do hit,
please call back. But aggression meets aggression. I don't think
he'd be that way if he wasn't that way, and
they'd probably be friends in her life. Probably I haven't
hit those, so he's not a loser yet. If I
hit one for opriate thousand, please call in. Go hard,
(09:16):
let's go baby. But we haven't. I'll scratch another one
coming up A pile of stories.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
You can now earn your social media.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
If you feel like you have a problem with it,
you can download this app called Steppin'. It's created by
this guy, Paul English, who went on vacation with his
family and he realized everyone's glued to their phones and
it's such beautiful scener. Reyal, we need to start walking,
so he's like, eh, that's an idea. The more you walk,
it unlocks your social media for you.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
That's good in theory. I feel like, though, if I
didn't earn it, I'd be like, Oh, I sure wish
I had earned it. Ascrew it. I'm bleting the app
and going up. I like it though, if you have
the discipline to live by, and I think that's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
There's even a leader board so you can see who's
social media the least among your friends.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
I would never get on for ten years. I would
download the app and they never get on for ten
years just to win. That's awesome.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
And future updates are going to let you log other
activities like yoga to earn screen time, but currently it's
just steps.
Speaker 6 (10:07):
So.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
A new report says that aggressive baby names are trending.
Some examples include blade, cannon, cutter, dagger cutter, gunner, danger,
and Arson.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
If you name your kid Arson, that's trouble. We need
to investigate deeper into what you're about. Some of them,
just because of the last ten years I've heard those
names are maybe longer like a gunner. I've heard that before.
They're a couple.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
I have a nephew named Gunner, but he's named after Gunnison, Colorado.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Sure, mostly it's a nickname, right, but if it's Arson
or Cutter like, that's probably something we need to look into.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
They say that it's for this whole renegade spirit. Parents
are trying to adopt that vibe for their children. And
other names that are in the mix, but they're not
quite as aggressive. Are like cowboy names like Maverick, Dutton,
Stetson and Boone.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Mind those because it's not just wiping out people with
it like Little Bazooka. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Speaking of parents, Jelly Roll has advice for those of
us that have kids. He was on Flagrant Podcasts talking
about what we need to do to survive parenting.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
It's important for you all to find time to not
be parents.
Speaker 7 (11:19):
A little night out with some wine, or a weekend
away it up a hotel of staycation or just that's
not enough.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
You need to go out college kids again. It is
a backbone of something me and Bunny have stood by.
Speaker 5 (11:33):
It's like we're parents twenty four hours a day, seven
days a week, three or six five days a year.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Every now and then I just don't need to be
probably easier to when they get a little older, because
I think Jelly Rolling Bunny's kids are a little older
now too.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Yeah, when your kids get older, you're able to kind
of escape a little more. But he said, yeah, get silly,
get kicked out of hotels, and be a college kid again.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Make the news. Yeah you went pretty drastic. Then, huh, Okay.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
You're trying to make a point.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
All right, that's it.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
Maybe that's my pile.
Speaker 6 (12:01):
That was Amy's pile of stories.
Speaker 7 (12:04):
It's time for the good news, which Bobby.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
It was a high school basketball game in Oklahoma earlier
this month, and this kid, Randy, who's a sophomore, fell
into cardiac arrest three minutes into the game. So this
happens while he's playing. He goes down this kid on
the other team named Magnus. He's a senior, but he's
also a trained lifeguard. As soon as the kid goes down,
the kid from the other team runs over and grabs
(12:31):
a defibrillator. Let's go. Because he'd been trained on it,
he knew exactly what to do, and even if the
kid didn't need it, he had it there just in case.
But the kid needed it. So boom, he pops them.
Then they give him CPR. The kid is saved. Like
this all happens on the court in front of everybody,
and I was curious who won the game that wasn't
(12:53):
in the article, and I wanted to know, like did
the kid also like put up twenty five and ten?
I don't know, regardless, what a great story of a kid.
I mean, it's it's interesting because it's the other team,
but it's not like you're gonna go it's not on
my team. I'm gonna let her die. But that he
was a lifeguard and knew what to do and brand
and just fell right into it. So you know, everybody's
(13:15):
praising all their actions. And the two kids finally got
to meet after that, and I don't know, I think
it's pretty cool, pretty cool for the parents of every kid,
the kid who's life was saved, and the kid who
did the saving, and then the other people too who
helped with the CPR. But that's from ko CEO wanted
to share that story. That is what it's all about.
That was telling me something good. I'll sing you one
(13:37):
word from a nineties song. See if you can name
the song. It's just one word. So if I went, well,
that's all you have. You have to guess it will Yeah,
it's a terrible game. I like it though. Okay, Andy,
what would you guess there? Did well?
Speaker 3 (13:54):
Since my baby love me?
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Good guess? Nineties? So the nineties, so that would be
not correct. Okay, you don't get any listening points for
that one, Eddie, way way down yonder, that's what it
would be, way down yonder on Chada hoogie. You also
have to depend on me to kind of get it
right too. Yeah, all right, everybody, write your answers down, Amy, Lunchbox, Eddie,
here we go number one, mary Anne, Mary Anne, Mary Anne.
(14:26):
That's all you get. Now that could be a pretty
easy one. I'm in Eddie, you have a broken arm.
I'm gonna let you go first. You don't steal their answers.
He's really struggling with writing with his left hand, so
I'll just let you go first. Don't need to write
anything down for you, got it? What do you have? Goodbye,
earl Lunchbox, good viral, Amy, goodbye. El mary Anne and
(14:49):
Wanda were the best of friends all through their high
school days. Okay, good next one one word in the
song Here we go one.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
One mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
One you get one word in the song? Can you
name it? Here we go one? Think about that m
nineties edition remember nineties edition one one.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
I don't think I have it.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Dang, I got nothing. It's called all right time, hands down, Eddie.
It's not right, but I'm going one for the money.
Two for the show from the nineties. Correct lunchbox jump
by criss Cross. How would that go to you? One jump?
That's what we're made to do. Jump one jump?
Speaker 3 (15:51):
One more time?
Speaker 1 (15:53):
That's good?
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Can I have it called one more time? I don't
know what it's called?
Speaker 1 (15:57):
One, two, three, four, five. Body in the car, so
come on, let's ride. That is lou Bega Mambo number five,
of course. One. Now that's easy. Yeah, number three. Here
we go, nineties edition one word all all come in.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Oh gosh, no, I have something from the sixties in
my head.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Okay, we've learned.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
It's not I know, but then.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Once that songs in my head, it doesn't get out.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Yeah all.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Three seconds time? Everybody good, good Eddie. All the small
things one age two good guess, lunchbox, all the small things, Amy.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
All the leaves are brown.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
All the leaves are brown. And this guy is great.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
What I couldn't get out of my head?
Speaker 1 (17:02):
The mom is in the papas not from the right decade.
The answer is all the small things, true care, true Frank.
Speaker 8 (17:11):
Okay, too left, baby, oh baby, man baby, I mean
m hm.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Can you name it from one word? Okay, what was
that sound? Eddie? Baby, hit me one more time? No,
lunchbox baby got back.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
A baby one more time?
Speaker 1 (17:46):
No, you just took hit me out? Baby? What do
you say? We just get lost? Leave this one horse
town like two rebels without a car. It's a he's
Carol Tills California. Dang one more. Eddie and Lunchbox have
to Amy has one? Amy need this? You need them
(18:08):
to miss it, to go to overtime. Here we go spent.
He it does again, spent. I'm in, Amy, I'm in?
Are you in? She's focusing so hard? Here does one
more time? Spent? I've been for the way and Amy
(18:30):
girl eliminated.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
Okay, if y'all have it, then fine.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Yeah we have it now.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
You can still play, I know, but directing like it
doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
If you did this to that, they'd be like, you
won't show it up.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Okay, you're right, you wouldn't say that, Amy, Yeah, you
would forty eight hours that the County Fair.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
I mean dollars.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
I've been for un That's what I was trying to
get to.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
But they can talk.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
Nie. I like it. I love it. Lunchbox one week
by the Naked Ladies. How did years ago? What was
the word again? Spent one week? Spent one week sing
more than that though I don't know what's song. It
just that's what popped in my head.
Speaker 6 (19:13):
I think you're thinking of it's been one one week
you just said. I just said, spent Oh yeah, spent
forty dollars last night at the count.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Amy, you kind of had it, but you didn't. But Eddie,
you got it. Lets go you win. What if his
power like he's getting better at games because his arm
is broken, Like when you like lose your hearing, your
smells better. Yeah, wow, he broke his arms and his
games are better. Uh that is correct. That's Tim mcgrawl
like it. I love it, Eddie. Is a winter, I mean,
what happened to yours?
Speaker 2 (19:45):
So I woke up in the morning and my pipes
are frozen, and I thought, oh no, I forgot to
turn on a drip and it was getting really cold out.
I should have turned on the drip, so for hours
no water. Go to the grocery store, get jugs of
water so we can at least brush our teeth, to
wash our face, stuff like that. And I'm like, kids,
don't use the toilets.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Were you concerned because if they're frozen.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
Then one might bust.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Yeah, but nothing had busted, so I thought, okay, Well,
then the sun comes out, starts to melt some things,
and then all of a sudden, I hear this loud
noise and suddenly we have water again.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
And I'm like, god's a bullet.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
Yes, so great.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Well, no part of me decided to go investigate what
the loud noise was. I thought it was just the
water coming back on. Well, it was a pipe busting.
I didn't go inspect that area for hour and a
half to two.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Hours, the area that had the loud, yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
Because I didn't know.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
I wasn't in that part because it ended up busting
in the garage, so it's sort of opposite of.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
Where I was.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
And I didn't really think about it. And then we
were cleaning up one area and I was like, oh,
I gotta go get the vacuum, and it was in
a room above the garage. And I get there and
I'm getting the vacuum and I'm.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
Like, what is that noise?
Speaker 1 (20:56):
What is that noise?
Speaker 2 (20:57):
So I'm looking everywhere, looking everywhere, and then I'm like,
I go out to the garage and water is everywhere, everywhere,
and it's just spewing out of control. I can't even
tell where it's coming from exactly. And then I realized, like, okay,
that sound was a busted pipe and so not only
was I bonehead when I didn't turn on the drip,
(21:18):
So this is a reminder if it's going to freeze
through up your faucets. Then I go and I was like, well, okay,
now I figure out where it is. And I'm like,
if you hear loud noises, go inspect what the loud
noise is. And I had to call a plumber and
it was a whole thing.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Did you know how to shut your water off? No?
Speaker 3 (21:35):
I had to get on FaceTime with my sister and
she helped me figure it out.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
How much water was in your garage? Did they go
in your house at all?
Speaker 6 (21:42):
No?
Speaker 2 (21:42):
Thank goodness, because you know the garage is concrete and
it just got on the dry wall, so all of
that is doable, but it was starting to freeze. You
had to be careful where you walk because you would
like slip and fall.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
And it just was a mess.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
But I'm grateful because if it had busted anywhere in
my house, I would for sure be getting new everything.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
It's been a whole renovation process.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
I mean, think about this. This morning, I got a
flat tire. Boom, busted tire, possibly busted rim Adie's got
to bust an arm and broke it. Yeah, something's not right,
bust it is radius Amy busted her hi water everywhere.
What's happening? Lunchbox busted his voice because he's doing coaches
can mention, No, that's allergies.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Okay, Well I now know how to turn off my
water too, So I don't know what that's prepping me
for in the future, but maybe I need to know
quickly how to turn off my water. And I had
no clue. And now I'm a responsible homeowner that is
going to first drip her sinks. Second, if she hears
a loud noise, she's gonna investigate. And third, I'm a
proud homeowner who's gonna know how to turn off her
(22:46):
water if she ever needs.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
That was one's one. I thought she'd been just repeated one.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
But whatever they are like, I just feel like I
know more about my house than ever before, and I
am thankful that it's not worse than it could have been.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Think about this. Aliens landed. They come to you, they say,
take us to your leader. Who would you take the
aliens to? It can be anybody. They're like, we want
to know who we should talk to. Take us to
your leader, Amy.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
My pastor.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Oh what if your pastor was like I don't believe
in aliens, Well he's going to have to. They're right
there here he is.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
I feel like he'd handle it well too, so I
feel like we'd be in good hands.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
It's good. Take us, take us to your leader. Lunchbox me,
you met me. Oh, you're going to handle it. But
what are you going to say? They're like, we need
to know, like how we need to operate. We need
to know what you want us to do. You're going
to negotiate whatever.
Speaker 7 (23:46):
I would tell them. Look, there's laws you got to follow.
Here's a book you can read about them, the Constitution.
Things like the Constitution is a book. The Constitution, the Constitution.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
You say it's in a book. What he means in
a book?
Speaker 7 (23:58):
If I if I pulled out a book, I could
find it, Okay, right, I mean there's a way.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
I'm sure it's in a book.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Sure it's in a handbook, like a picture of it,
like a handbook.
Speaker 7 (24:09):
But I am the leader, Like, I don't need to
take them to anybody else. Nobody tells me what to.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Do, or world will be crushed immediately, Eddie, I'm assuming
he wants to see the president, so I would take
him to the White House. You could take him to
whomever they say, take us to your leader. Like if
an alien came to me and said take us to
your leader, I'd be like, you probably want to see
our president.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
And they're going to be like, how do you're not you're
not helpful? How would you get him into the White House?
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Well, oh, that's easy to have aliens. You're online too,
We're gonna oh for sure you're in Yeah, yeah, yeah,
you show up with aliens, they're going to take your
call any meeting. Yeah, if you wants to see the.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
President, what would you do, Bobby?
Speaker 1 (24:43):
I would take him to a scientist and the ones
that I would know would be like Neil de grasse Tyson.
He's like the most famous one, so I'd probably go cool,
I got only be like Neil, what up exactly?
Speaker 3 (24:53):
I haven't seen you in a minute.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Then Neil rips off his face. Yes, that would be mine.
I would go, Okay, we're gonna take you to somebody
who think is gonna do the best with the situation.
I'm gonna take you to Neil degrass Tyson, astrophysicist.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
It's like literally thinking my local leader and whatever.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Amy's like, I'm gonna do that dog catch her heir
in town Morgan.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
Oh, I take them to Dolly Parton.
Speaker 4 (25:21):
Dolly Parton doesn't do any wrong, and I feel like
she would just solve all the problems for us.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
That's true, Hey honey, what's wrong? Where are you from?
You just know what to do? You know? Ray? Who
would you take them to? Yeah? For me, I definitely
talk to my wife and see what she thinks we
should do, and then get her dad involved. He has
tons of machinery on Gar's property and try to trap them. Honestly, Oh,
so you want to trap the to tell them, like
to lock them up? Yeah? Oh, I don't like that
(25:48):
if they got here, they imagining their bodies have to
be advanced. Just their technology.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Okay, what if they are like invisible like we've said,
how their microscopic?
Speaker 3 (25:57):
But somehow we can hear them, and we're.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
All at like people are gonna believe us, but we're like, no, no, no, no,
there's literally an alien right here.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Did you see the guy that was on He was
in the military, that was in the alien retrieval And
they showed the footage of the egg they had to retrieve. No,
a couple days ago.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
No, where they retrieved the egg from.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
From like this crazy mountain. But he's like deck super
decorated military guy, and they had like the footage.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Why couldn't it be an egg from a bird?
Speaker 1 (26:20):
There's a massive egg. It was the one they had
to go with a hidover paper. Okay, pterodactyl aliens, if
you're listening, come to me, don't go to them.
Speaker 6 (26:30):
It's time for the good news.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
So this guy was in the dunkin Donuts drive through
with his son when his son said, Dad, Dad, there's a.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
Dog in the icy river.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
It's drowning, And the dad just gets out, goes and
jumps into the Wenuski River again it's icy in Vermont
and rescues this dog that was struggling. Turns out the
dog had been missing for a few days, but on
its collar had the owner's information.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Called the owner.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
The owner was so grateful, so shout out to the
donut craving.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Well, I would have said the dad for us heroic actions,
but you know what, the craving got him there.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
That's the origin.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
And then the sun having eyes on the dog and
then the dad acting.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
I mean, I'm looking at you, dad and jumping the river.
That's like heroic stuff. The dad probably didn't think about it.
He just did it because you start thinking about it,
maybe you don't do it. Yeah, you throw like a
rope or something, or you just go, oh, I'm sad.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
I was trying to get a donut and now I'm missing.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
Is if that where my dog? I would be so thankful. Yeah,
that that happened. A great story. That is what it's
all about. That was telling me something. Good time for
Amy's Morning.
Speaker 7 (27:39):
Corny, the mourning corny.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
What a can't opener?
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Pretty good? That was the Mourning Corny. A voicemail from
James in Virginia Morning, Bobby, I did get a couple.
Speaker 5 (28:02):
Of tickets to the Mains Dollar show for Saint Good's children.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Yes, I'm covering Nash Phil.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
I love both family.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
All right, I'll hear you on in the morning. I'm
talking too much. All awesome, I'm out, but always get
here from James and Virginia. The show did sell out,
The Ryman Show. Super happy about that. It'll be great
coming up. Here's Jordan from South Dakota. Hey, so I'm
listening to the post show from last.
Speaker 5 (28:27):
Wednesday talking about Lunchbox bringing his wife Smith's kids to
the Bowling Alley pulling events.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Of course he had to bring them helse was he
supposed to get there? He had his wife to drive
him everywhere. Good point by the way, Lunchbox's voice is gone.
He's like, I have an allergy infection. But they had
the Big Coaches convention and every time he does like something,
he comes in with a mystery illness that's from him
part yeah.
Speaker 7 (28:51):
Yeah, But we had the text messages from that event
that proved Schooba was lying, and I was right.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
My wife did not drive me. My wife never drives me.
Thank you. He used to come back from Vegas like
I got an allergy attack, but it was every time from
Vegas because he just would party all night. The allergies
are bad in Vegas. It feels similar to this, right, everybody, Yeah, yeah,
that's what we thought. Tickets go on sell ten am
local time today if you're in Atlanta or if you're
in Mobile, we're doing shows there on February fourth, of
(29:18):
February fifth, their shows for Saint Jude. That's a Tuesday
and Wednesday night. It will not be too late. It'll
be Eddie and I, the Raging Idiots and Matt Stell
who has so many number one songs. Do you have
prayed for you? Ray name? So, all the money goes
to Saint Jukee. Tickets ten am local time today over
at Bobbybones dot com Atlanta and Mobile. We're very excited
(29:40):
about these shows today. They go on sell ten am Eastern,
ten am Central wherever. You guys are super excited. All right, cool,
And that is the end of the first half of
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Speaker 7 (29:53):
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Speaker 1 (29:56):
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