January 8, 2025 • 47 mins
Bobby Bones shared a news story about a rapper accidentally firing his gun in his pocket while doing a live interview. The news story inspired him to share his worst interview moments ever! While at Bobby's wife Caitlyn's birthday dinner the other night, Eddie's wife revealed a crazy story about him and what he did on the way to the hospital when his wife was giving birth. We also celebrate Elvis' 90th birthday and a caller shares a crazy story about someone who she knows had crazy involvement with his body.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Wake Up, Wake Up in the mall and it's radio
and the doctors Ready lunchbox, more game two, Steve Bred
trying to put you through buck He's running this week's
next bit.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
The Bobby's on the box.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
So you know what this.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Is about it ball st want to do a segment
called a good story, bad story, and we're gonna start
with the bad story. It's bad about Eddie. No, yeah,
you're not gonna like it, but we have a good
story afterward to make it even again about me too. Yeah.
Good story, bad story. Okay, and the only reason I
made to bet up because you sounds like that's a
jerk in this first story that I wanted to like
make it a good part too.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
It's it's old though. Amy's one that reminded me of it.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
Well, I was reminded of it because his wife told
the story that I.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Know this story. This is so upset.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
Because I know his wife told me.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Storybot story, take it away.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
So she was in labor on her way to the hospital.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Do you think that matter? Second child in context?
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Is that matter anyone's wondering?
Speaker 5 (01:10):
Okay? Second child in labor? I don't really know exactly
where Eddie is but she's driving herself to the hospital. Okay,
so what she.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Was she's going into labor and you're riding in a
passenger seat.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Worse, I finished it.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
Okay, to be clear, I thought she was driving herself
because he was nowhere to be found. But Eddie was hungry,
so she stopped at McDonald's and got him a McMuffin.
Speaker 6 (01:37):
You demanded a McMuffin? Is she driving herself to have
a baby?
Speaker 5 (01:41):
Then she continued on her way to the hospital and
then gave birth to their baby.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
The two questions one, why aren't you driving?
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Can I tell my side of the story?
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Absolutely?
Speaker 4 (01:52):
So.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
We had already gone to the hospital four times because
she said I'm having a baby. So the first time
this happened, where like, let's go.
Speaker 6 (02:00):
I drove.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
I didn't get breakfast. We rushed to the hospital. Ma'am,
you're dehydrated. No baby, We go home. Second time, I'm
having the baby. I get in the driver's seat, no breakfast,
drive the hospital.
Speaker 6 (02:12):
No baby.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
This is the fourth time. So I'm like, false alarm.
If we're gonna do this, you're driving, I'm going to
get breakfast and we'll get to the hospital. When we
get to the hospital.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Turns out that's a bad made because we're having the baby, right, so,
I don't know. We don't have kids yet. We're gonna
have kids someday. I feel like every time, even if
it were nineteen times, I would drive exactly like they
would never get to like a threshold of you. You've
cried wolf too many times. You're now gonna drive prove
it right?
Speaker 7 (02:42):
Right?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Am I crazy for thinking that? Not at all.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
I think I did drive to McDonald's and then she
took it from there.
Speaker 6 (02:48):
You switched over.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
This is not the story I got. No, no, no,
she told this story, and I'm telling you she was
driving and she went through the drive through to get
it for him.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
I was shocked when we got to the hospital and
the doctor said you're having the baby. I'm like, oh, no,
I should have driven.
Speaker 8 (03:07):
I mean, but in real reality, you do have time
to go to the drive in most pregnancies.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
No, no, no, the doctor said the baby was coming out.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
I don't think you risk it, and I think maybe
on the way back, are you dude?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
That's hilarious, man, I mean, so half of the story
is true.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Now you made it worse though, when you said that
she was driving because Amy didn't even know that my
wife loved you.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
No, No, he made it worse. So yeah, and he
said he was in the past or something. I knew
she was driving, but I figured she was meeting him
at but he was right there.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
That's so funny, only because four times it happened, he's like, well,
I will not do this.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
The fifth time, I was like boss alarm again, we're
not rushing this time, like in.
Speaker 5 (03:46):
My mind, he was at work and she was like, okay,
I'll meet you at the hospital. That's why she had
to drive. And now we know he was available.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
I don't even want to do good story.
Speaker 6 (03:54):
I like this.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
That's want to leave this as it is.
Speaker 6 (03:56):
What's we'll do it.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
We'll do it in the post show podcast. I'll give
you a I'll give a good story. Just want to
let this sit in simmer because that's so funny.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Yeah, that's stupid. She loves selling that story though.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Also the fact that you're like, oh god, this this
is the one that had to be real.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
You know what's funny too, is every birthday, every time
my son celebrates a birthday, we tell that story again everybody.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
This guy accidentally shot himself during a podcast, like you
like to put the gun in his pants?
Speaker 5 (04:24):
Oh my god?
Speaker 6 (04:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Here.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
The incident happened on a podcast called One on One
with Mike D. Different Mike D than we have. His
name is too Low. He's a rapper. He accidentally fired
his gun while reaching his hand in his pocket during
an interview and finishes the episode anyway. But here's a
clip of that moment. Go ahead and choices we got in?
Like those were your choices? Oh god?
Speaker 7 (04:47):
Who?
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Who? Somebody got shot?
Speaker 6 (04:52):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (04:53):
How good?
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Everybody?
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Everybody?
Speaker 6 (04:56):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Reminds me of the scene where Dwight has the gun
office and actually fires it. What because everybody should have
been scared because anybody could have hit Yeah. Did he
shoot himself or did he just get like you and
nobody get like a shot himself? Right?
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Like, oh my gosh, he did? He kept going with
the podcast.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
I like how the host immediately just goes who got shot?
Like we would have been like what what? I don't know?
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Who is who?
Speaker 4 (05:21):
By the way, the guy talking to him was the host,
and the guy who got who shot himself?
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Never said anything? So that was all hosts.
Speaker 6 (05:30):
Did we ever heard the other guy kind of that
low voice?
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Of like the groaning, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
That was the guy who shot?
Speaker 6 (05:35):
Would mind playing that to get up.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Till after the shot?
Speaker 3 (05:37):
And choices we got in life, those were your choices?
Speaker 4 (05:44):
Who shot?
Speaker 5 (05:44):
Who?
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Rapper Tulo got got got and.
Speaker 6 (05:48):
Yeah cool.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Shot.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
He couldn't see like the like the puncture from his
side of the room.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
He's like, what happened?
Speaker 5 (05:58):
But even still very casual. Somebody got shot.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
That's the right you would do it. But who's shot who?
Speaker 4 (06:05):
I didn't like, I've been hit.
Speaker 6 (06:07):
I didn't even know if I've been hit.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
I've been hit, so I don't have any gun shot stories.
But I was asked my top three most awkward interview
interactions at number three, and it sucks she's sick right now.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
But it was Wendy Williams. She was on the show.
It was a terrible interview.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
I asked her about something in a book she'd written,
but she had come to promote an appearance at the
mall and she didn't want me to ask us something
in the book. And I didn't feel like I was
like taking liberties at all. And then she was like,
you'll never be me, and I'm like, this is bizarre, Dan,
because I wasn't being aggressive in any way. That's why
I was so surprised by it, and because I literally
asked us about Tupac. She written a bunch about her
(06:46):
on Tupac and she was like, you will never be me,
And I'm like, what do you mean. She was like,
I'm here to promote a mall appearance. I'm like, I'm
trying to do a decent So anyway, I was like,
well you can go, and she left right and then
her and then at the time, her husband at the time, yeah,
I'm body husband and bodyguard was like circling the building
wait for me to come out to beat me up.
Apparently I know. And I didn't even do anything to
(07:07):
deserve it, Like I get it. Sometimes I say stuff
and I'm like, oh, I get why they're mad. Not
a great experience. Didn't like her at all. I'm sad.
I'm sorry she's sick now all that. That's number three,
number two. This happened with us, and I'm a big
fan of Hank Williams Junior.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
That was awesome, but.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
This video has gone even viral. From the interview Hank
Williams Junior came in. I knew nothing of the fact
that he was fighting with somebody about smoking in the
building a cigar. Yeah, And he's like, I want to
smoke and somebody here rightfully. So I was like, you
can't smoke in the building, fire alarms and he he
was but heard about it. I didn't know that. And
he comes in and the whole thing's just awkward. But
(07:49):
like I stayed true and was like, no, sit there,
and let's go. Let's do this, because I thought he
was kind of kidding, but he's also old.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
I didn't know there's a fight about a cigar. Here's
a clip.
Speaker 6 (08:02):
All right, what do you want to do? Do you
want to get out of here?
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Wait?
Speaker 7 (08:04):
Already, we just smoke my cigar and get the hell
out of here. I don't like him, now you understand?
Speaker 6 (08:13):
Can we leave?
Speaker 9 (08:13):
Now?
Speaker 6 (08:14):
Are you just walking? I'm ready to go? All right, goodbye?
I got half I.
Speaker 7 (08:18):
Got a twenty six dollars cigar out there, so I've
got about, in the words of my uncle, about ten
dollars and fifty cents left on it.
Speaker 6 (08:25):
I never knew he wasn't kidding.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
I mean we were still laughing.
Speaker 6 (08:30):
The whole thing. I was like, he's being Hank junior.
I've heard I never met him.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Hank's being Hank, and he wasn't mad at Meek I
didn't know, but I didn't know there.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Was a fight about a cigar either, But yeah, hilarious.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
I bet in his mind he was just watching that
cigar burn to nothing while he's sitting in there.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
So many people will send me that video and go,
I've never heard this interview is hilarious, and I'm like,
I wasn't meant to be. Yeah, So that's number two
and I have no I'm not angry at him at all.
That's just him being him. It was just a really
weird interview. And number one and only a few of
you guys were at the house. But Sarah Evans who
sings got SuDS in the bucket and the bucket bucket
bucking then that's it.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
And bunch of songs.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
Right, She's at the house and we're doing a Bobby
cast and I have these two old chairs that we
sit in. They're large, and she's like leaning back, rocking
back in and she has the coffee. She's rocking back
and she wipes out like dumps it, boom, falls back.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
All the way back. Yes, I was there, Yeah, I
was sitting in that chair right before she.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Was I have a mental image of her coffee being
floating in the air, not in the cup, out of
the cup, floating in the air as she was falling back.
I can see it right now in my mind.
Speaker 5 (09:39):
And then it went like back in the cup she
saw that it was the full.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Color when the guy falls and has his beer and
keeps it up.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
Here's a here's a clip because we happen to be
rolling as it happened, so it's not the craziest audio,
but this is it. I know.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Have I met you?
Speaker 6 (09:53):
Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (09:55):
No, no, okay, Oh my god?
Speaker 6 (10:00):
Oh no, First, are you injured? Don't move her for next?
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Broken so hard?
Speaker 4 (10:10):
Oh no, that is let's let insurance know he don't
grab your next did.
Speaker 6 (10:15):
She grab your neck? Everybody?
Speaker 4 (10:17):
Yeah, it was.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
It was.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
There was like three seconds where I had to choose
my adventure. Do I get up and I'm like, okay,
are you okay? Or do I just go hard and
be funny? And I like Sarah and I didn't. I
don't know her really well. I know her better since then,
trust me. But she's quick and she's you know, she'll
come at you. And so I went at her heart
and she gave it back and it was ended up
(10:39):
being great, but it was scary and she dumb.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
She wiped out and she fell back hard.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
I just remember, for a one I like awkward, but
I don't like it at somebody else's expense. I like
awkward at my expense or being a part of something.
And for a second I fel awkward. I was like,
if I make this awkward, it's gonna be awkward for everybody.
So I was like, boom, yep, that joke chared, gotcha,
didn't it?
Speaker 2 (11:03):
And then edw was just on.
Speaker 5 (11:04):
Yeah because for the first like, we didn't know what
was happening, and we were I guess we were by mics,
but I didn't even know because I was just sitting there.
I was like, oh my god.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Oh I thought for a minute there, I thought she
was gonna get and me be like, look, I have
coffee all over me, Like I gotta go.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
She set up in an hour interview, crushed it. Shout
out to Sarah Evans, oh, like, ye, thank him very much.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
Elvis would have been ninety today or Elvis is ninety today?
Is there's the preacher in Arkansas who they think might
be Elvis and now he jokes about it a little
bit too, And he kind of looks like if Elvis
were older.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
And he also sings like him when he sings in church.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
And they haven't even gone down to like the way
his eyebrows are, the teeth like his, like to some
of his teeth look exactly like Elvis's teeth.
Speaker 6 (11:43):
Oh way, he's in drugs.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
I mean he does the effect now to sound like Elvis.
But Elvis is probably dead or witness relocation. Okay, and
we hadn't seen him, I would have been ninety today. Amy,
what state was Elvis born in?
Speaker 5 (12:00):
The born oh, Mississippi.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
Good job, born in Tupelo, Mississippi, in nineteen thirty five,
but most people consider him to be from Memphis. Yeah,
died in Memphis in nineteen seventy seven at age forty two.
He had eighteen number one songs, and these are like
number one pop songs, so massive. His favorite sandwich wasn't peanut,
butter and banana, which is known as the Elvis sandwich.
(12:25):
It's boring.
Speaker 5 (12:25):
Does it have bacon on it?
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Noh?
Speaker 4 (12:27):
Yeah, I does have acon, bacon, fried bananas and honey
on Hawaiian white bread.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
I guess, that's not boring.
Speaker 5 (12:32):
And it's pretty interesting.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
I guess we have a lot of those. You probably
die pretty real quick.
Speaker 6 (12:36):
He's like, make out what chicks like?
Speaker 4 (12:39):
Later in his career, he'd be doing the Vegas shows
and he would just grabbed it back of our head.
He'd be like, sense my baby, but left me and
go to the other part of the stage. I found
a new place to dwell. How you do word like
make out with seven girls on?
Speaker 6 (12:55):
It was wild.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Elvis had an identical twin.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
He was born thirty five minutes after his identical twin brother,
who's still born?
Speaker 5 (13:04):
Oh. I was like, well, wait is the pastor of
the twin?
Speaker 6 (13:07):
What if that's the all?
Speaker 4 (13:09):
Really was still born Elvi? He only performed outside the
US three times. Here's what I freak out about sometimes
when I watch all movies that they flew across the
ocean before, like nineteen sixty. I don't like flying across
the ocean now. Yeah, tell me people got on an
airplane and flew over the ocean that long in like
(13:30):
the forties and fifties.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Hart, I don't like doing it now.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
World War I know, I know, I can't imagine that then,
Like what you're just praying the whole time.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Yes, you're probably like holding the wing up.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
Oh so yeah, only three times and Canada, so it's
really did an account because Canada kind of us. He
was a huge fan of karate, which into his dance moves,
Wow to the karate.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
He was natural blond.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
Really usually it goes the other way, where blonde people
want to dye their hair blonde if it's darker, but
jet black hair.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
That's what we know Elvis four, but he was blonde.
Speaker 4 (14:11):
He dyed his hair and his teens to achieve the
darker look that became his trademark. I did not know
that he is the fourth highest paid debt celebrity. When
he died, he was worth five million inflation, it's a
lot more than that obviously. Twenty twenty two, his estate
was valued at five hundred million. He once bought a
presidential yacht. He had stage fright, which is always weird
(14:34):
when big performers say they have stage fright. I don't
ever believe that they still have it every time, because
it doesn't matter. If you just something a lot and
you're celebrated for it, some of that goes away. There
can be what I have at times which is imposter syndrome,
where I'm like, I don't know why people think I'm
entertaining at all because I don't feel like I am.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Let's go and see if it works.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
But that's not fright, that's just knowing you're a loser.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
No, no, no, I know, I'm a story.
Speaker 4 (14:59):
No I do. He once showed up uninvited to the
White House. That's funny, how do you do that? I
dropped by with some cookies, elbow? Everybody h is the
Nixon here is that when he wanted that badge or something,
he went to meet with Nixon and then he was like,
I want to help with a drug crisis, and he
got a badge as a quote a narcotics agent.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Almost is here at your door.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
You got any weed acking So and then finally Elvis
had a pet chimpanzee named Scatter. A monkey means you're
rich and board like, you're too rich and you're so
bored that you get a monkey. Celebrities with monkeys are
always the ones that are really rich and like sad.
Speaker 5 (15:37):
Look Michael Jackson, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:39):
Yeah, sad, lonely, I want to I've bought everything else.
Now they get rocket ships to go to space instead
of monkeys. But I think that was what Bezos would
have done in the fifties, got a monkey, or like
Richard Branson, you know that like to do space travel
because they're so rich, Like, what can they do that
nobody else can do? They get a rocket? Well forty
years ago, you're getting chimpanzee. He held and he had
(16:02):
a pilot's license. No chance, Listen, I don't even want
to go up with Dirk's Bentley. And he's a great pilot,
but I'm like, that's not your main job, buddy.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
You've never flown with him?
Speaker 2 (16:10):
No, it would be scary, and he's a.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
From all and everybody I know, And Dirk's is a
wildly responsible, super smart guy, maybe the most well read
country artist.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Dirk's Bentley.
Speaker 4 (16:24):
Who was I thinking? I don't even like going up
with pilots that have been pilots for fifty years. So
I'm okay, I'm just gonna I'm gonna walk. Can you
imagine Elvis? Yeah, I need a bacon in Hawaii and
I'm gonna go down to this field, so I'll give
(16:45):
me a sandwich and let my monkey.
Speaker 5 (16:47):
Use a bathroom making out with the flight.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Oh my god, I I he.
Speaker 5 (16:53):
Never crashed though, how many times did you fly?
Speaker 6 (16:56):
No?
Speaker 2 (16:56):
No, I don't have that record.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
But see this is why I hope they just tricked him.
Speaker 4 (16:59):
Like they put him in a plane and they're like,
all right, Elvis, here we go and they're like, screens around,
We're doing pretty good up here. He never left the
ground simulated. Yes, already said or.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
No, I was gonna say. This is why I think
he's still alive, because like that's a pretty good life,
Like why would he want to leave that life?
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Get a monkey sandwiches?
Speaker 3 (17:21):
Oh no, no, that's what I'm saying. But people still think
he's alive. Like, if he's still alive, I don't think
he'd want to leave.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
That life, unless some of the rumors are he had
to move into the country because he got so deep
with the mob that he had to go into witness
relocation because everyone to kill him. And you know at
and have never been to Graceland And I'm an Elvis
fan mostly for the history of popular music, and he
was that guy. There's like seven of that guy. Taylor
Swipt's that guy Elvis is that guy. Britney Spears is
(17:45):
that guy The Beatles is that guy Michael Jackson. Michael
Jackson is that guy. Elvis is one of those, and
so I'm very interested. It's right down the road, never
been You've gotta go, and Eddi's like, you have to go.
You can't even go upstairs. It's where he lived. They
never haven't changed any of it. But He's like, he
can't go upstairs because I don't know if something's roaming
around up there.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
You can go anywhere on the bottom floor of the
jungle room, his TV room, everything but the upstairs lockdown.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Why do you think that is?
Speaker 4 (18:10):
They What they said was that the families. I don't
care about day. I want to know what you think,
because they will say anything.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
I just don't think they want people tampering with where
Elvis died. I think a lot of people want to
see where Elvis died, which is the bathroom, and I
think they don't want anyone up there.
Speaker 4 (18:25):
See supposedly died on the toilet. What a way to
go on the throne. Maybe it's like precious, it's the
last precious thing they have that they don't have to
share with the world of Elvis.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Up there, he witness relocation.
Speaker 4 (18:48):
Quick announcement as of today, I have signed a deal
with the NFL. You know, all my years in the league,
you're to do a show, to do a podcast, to
do digital media.
Speaker 5 (19:04):
I have signed a deal to do a show.
Speaker 6 (19:06):
Well, I've signed deal with the NFL.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
It's crazy, yeah, but I like to say I signed
deal with the NFL. That's not much.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Yeah, so I've signed a deal with the NFL.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
In the show, actually, our first episode of the podcast
is up today and it's with a former Pro Bowl quarterback,
Matt Castle, who has actual credibility, like in the in
the league, in the game. Yeah yeah yeah, like for
a lot of time, made a lot of money. H
So we have Kurt Warner on today. I think Tim
McGraw is on tomorrow. So it's called lots to say,
(19:33):
and I think it's pretty good. But I'm just I
signed with the NFL. That's all I'm saying. So, yeah,
I signed deal with the NFL. Really slot yeah, slot back,
and then you just walk away yeah yeah yeah, but
it's up. You can go search for it.
Speaker 5 (19:46):
Lots to say, Kurt owners the American Underdog.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
That's what I was gonna ask you.
Speaker 5 (19:51):
Yeah, So I was talking to Kurtner to talk to him.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
We did it last night. Yeah it's up right now.
Speaker 4 (19:57):
But I asked.
Speaker 5 (19:59):
I was very int fired by his story.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
I was talking about how good looking he is to him,
which always seems to be weird to people for some
reason because I'm like guys, and I know I'm no beauty,
but Kurt Warner wasn't as a really good looking guy.
And I was like, you, ever once you want to
take your helmet off while your plans when people knew
that because helmets sucking football, they can't see your face.
Speaker 5 (20:19):
I know, but I feel like a lot of the
players are really good looking, so I be like.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
A lot of people taking off Kurt Warner's like a nine.
Speaker 5 (20:25):
Yeah he's here.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
This is me asking him about that.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
Yeah, I don't really know.
Speaker 4 (20:29):
That is I think.
Speaker 10 (20:30):
A question for people that don't play football, because that
was never anything that I actually considered at any point
in time in life.
Speaker 6 (20:38):
But to your point, though, I mean, you see it
now all the time.
Speaker 10 (20:41):
We see all kinds of different guys getting commercials now,
So I gotta say, never once crossed my mind I
need to rip my helmet off so people can see.
Speaker 6 (20:52):
Yeah, you would have been the first space.
Speaker 4 (20:54):
So when I was telling him, I said, Hey, I
think I'm like a six and a half and you're
like a nine. I started to wonder if I called
somebody a nine or they offended. I didn't say ten.
Speaker 5 (21:03):
Yeah is that they're probably not, But I guess I'm curious, like,
what is that one thing that takes it from a
nine to a ten?
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Ten doesn't exist?
Speaker 4 (21:09):
That's perfect, Okay, Yeah, I never give anybody a ten
on look for Kurt Warner even now, because he's even
like what they would call a zaddy great.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
He's fuh great, He's like really good looking.
Speaker 4 (21:19):
And I think he was a little taken back because
he knows Matt they played against each other. He doesn't
know me, And I'm like, dude, you're so hot.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
So that was there.
Speaker 4 (21:28):
And then so quarterbacks have to buy their linemen gifts
at Christmas.
Speaker 5 (21:34):
They have to, or they do.
Speaker 4 (21:36):
They're expected to, okay, And so one of the guys,
Brock Perdy, who plays with forty nine ers, bought them
all trucks. Ended up being a commercial. But Joe Burrow
bought all his linemen like swords. They wanted guns, but
he bought them all like Chinese swords with biting story. Yeah,
old ones. So I was talking to Matt, like, what's
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that tradition?
Speaker 2 (21:57):
What was it like for?
Speaker 4 (21:58):
Because he went and Tom Brady got hurt, first game
goes down for the year, Matt Castle goes in plays
the whole season, and I was like, so what was
it for? You happened to buy all those lineman gifts?
Speaker 11 (22:07):
The quarterbacks now, I heard, are just absurd with what
they're getting, the offensive lineman, prime time running backs.
Speaker 6 (22:15):
What they get guys, rolelex is did you have to
do do that?
Speaker 4 (22:18):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (22:18):
Yeah, yeah, I mean I got big screen television's one year.
Speaker 6 (22:22):
I got iPads one year. Sus Well, that's the other.
Speaker 11 (22:25):
Thing is you got to evaluate, no, ye, Like I'm
a little small, Like, hey, guys, it didn't go so
well this year.
Speaker 6 (22:32):
I got sacked thirty five times.
Speaker 5 (22:35):
Okay, so I get it. It's like these are the
guys protecting you.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Ye, So yeah, see by them all gifts.
Speaker 4 (22:40):
But I was like, what if it's like a backup
or a suck you one that's allowed you get sacked
a bunch.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
And he's like, no, same gift.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
What a difference though? Like TVs and trucks.
Speaker 5 (22:48):
Now, yeah, I mean that's going to depend on what
you make.
Speaker 4 (22:51):
Yeah, well yes, And I asked Kurt Warner about that
too and he was like, yeah, but now quarterbacks making
fifty million dollars.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
He was like, then we have made good money. But
it wasn't that way.
Speaker 6 (23:00):
It's up.
Speaker 4 (23:01):
I play for a team now NFL. I'm part of
the team and it's called Lots to say. I would
love for you to listen to it. It's Matt Castle
and myself and it's not just sports, but definitely especially
now because of the playoffs.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
That's what's up.
Speaker 4 (23:15):
We should talk on the Post show about that movie though,
I'll watch it too.
Speaker 5 (23:19):
American Underdog Yeah, her owner, Yeah No. I found it
fascinating how he just didn't get he didn't give up,
and he went He's like, the last thing you wanted
to do was go play for the Arena League and
he had to do it for his family. But then ultimately,
that's what I remember.
Speaker 4 (23:34):
If I just said I know that we're out of time,
You're out of time, They're like, you're out there, they're
gonna come, They're gonna cut me off right now.
Speaker 6 (23:40):
And see.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
That's what's said.
Speaker 4 (23:44):
And I didn't know why, but This is from CBS
News about the landing gear compartment where they found the
two bodies. Here's this breaking.
Speaker 12 (23:51):
News from Florida Tragic News. Jeff Blue says the bodies
of not one, but two people were found last night
in the landing gear of a plane at four laughter
Dale's Airport. This was during a routine maintenance check. In
the statementshet Blue says to us here at CBS News quote,
the identities of the individuals and the circumstances surrounding how
they access the aircraft remain under investigation. The airplane or
(24:13):
the airline rather says the plane took off from New
York's JFK Airport.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
Any theory you guys are reading online because I could
understand if it were coming from like a different country
and someone's like looking to get out of that country,
but a domestic flight, and then the landing gear not
in the luggage, and sometimes people freeze when they sneak
into that luggage part. The landing gear thing is I've
not heard of unless someone tried to like get in
the wheel, but these are from other countries. When they
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started to get in that wheel and lunchbox usually have
some sort of theory.
Speaker 8 (24:43):
I just assumed that they were trying to travel. They
were probably friends or family members trying to get from
one place to another, didn't have money.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
And how'd they get it even out?
Speaker 6 (24:52):
I know, I don't know how they get out on
the tarmac. How do you get what's up? S good?
Speaker 13 (24:57):
What did you say I was saying. I was reading
about the flight path of that. I believe started in
Jamaica a few other places. It was like Salt Lake City,
So they didn't catch it in a certain city. They
could been riding that for a minute and probably passed
that at some point. Maybe somewhere it's a little more
lax to get it.
Speaker 6 (25:10):
Yeah, maybe Jamaica's easier to get on the tarmac.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
Well, they did say the bodies were unrecognizable, so they've
been in there for a while.
Speaker 4 (25:16):
Yeah, Okay, that sucks for every reason, like why you'd
have to do that, why you think you would need
to do that to get on a plane to get
out of somewhere, and then also just to be freaking
out as you all. I hate flying in the cabin
much less on a wheel. I don't like if they're
up there like southwest over, Iowa. I'm like this sucks. Yeah,
I just wonder what the deal was, like do you
(25:37):
hope what was the goal?
Speaker 6 (25:39):
And then you just got a hold on or I mean,
can you fall out of there?
Speaker 4 (25:41):
Right?
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Is there room? That's the thing? Like where do you
go and lay?
Speaker 4 (25:44):
Like? I can understand the baggage part, because then that's
bad too. Can people freeze in part? They feel freeze
to death because the temperatures. Anyway, I'll move on to
a much more uplifting story. Texas officials warn up an
infectious parasitic worm that screws into your flesh.
Speaker 5 (25:59):
You should why just Texas? Is it only there?
Speaker 4 (26:03):
This is from KDIVR the new screw worm also my
nickname of College, a parasitic worm eradicated in the US
in nineteen sixty six, has been detected, raising concerns of
a potential comeback in South Texas.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
Oh where in South Texas?
Speaker 2 (26:20):
The South Park mccallans, where your friends, It's where I'm from.
Speaker 4 (26:23):
Man. The larvae of the New World screwworm fly can
cause serious infections by burrowing into a live tissue. It
can affect livestock, birds, pets, and humans. Texas Wildlife officials
urge people to watch for signs of infection, such as
wounds with maggots. Oh you know back in the day though,
we put maggots and like bad cuts, and the maggots
will eat out the bacteria the best.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
Really it works.
Speaker 6 (26:44):
Yeah, but how do you get the maggot back out?
Speaker 2 (26:46):
We're you just grab it?
Speaker 3 (26:48):
They just yeah, it's on the outside of your.
Speaker 4 (26:49):
Body, like they put it happened in Gladia here really
and movie Gladier they do that.
Speaker 5 (26:54):
Wait, these are a sympo like if you're irritated, you
have a loss of appetite all that, Ye, your head
is shaking. Smell of these a week ish or flash.
Excuse me, those are some of the If you have
any of those symptoms.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
Your hands are shaking, your knees a week.
Speaker 4 (27:09):
If you can't stand on your own two feet, you
either have a parasitic worm or you're all shook up.
Next up, a man uses a rude driver's license plate
to play the lottery Win's half a million bucks from
UPI and marylynd Man used license plate from a car
that cut him off by a lottery ticket with it, lechu,
(27:30):
this is what you should do.
Speaker 6 (27:31):
And I'm my.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Scratch off is here.
Speaker 4 (27:33):
We don't want to do that, scratch off every day
for my New Year's resolution. Yeah, to hit for over
a thousand bucks, So I might take it a middle
of it. Now, let's what's what you should do, because
you do play a lot, you have a story. If
you do hit, it's totally made up. They cannot verify
because this cannot be verified, and you'll make the news.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Let's say you hit for two hundred and fifty thousand dollars.
Speaker 6 (27:51):
Yeah, it's all the grades I got in elementary school.
Speaker 4 (27:53):
It's like, I there, we go, like the numbers, yeah, fire, yeah,
I got it needs to be like I didn't think
about that a little more interesting with it because they
need to prove it.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
They need not be able to prove it. So think
about that and you'll make the news.
Speaker 6 (28:11):
Where I was walking under a billboard and number felt like.
Speaker 4 (28:14):
That's things that they can actually prove, Like what billboard
and looks like there's no number missing. Oh like this
guy here, you cannot prove somebody didn't cut him off
in traffic.
Speaker 5 (28:23):
You say he had a dream about the numbers.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
You can.
Speaker 4 (28:29):
Boring if you want to reduce stress in your relationship,
Experts say sleep naked, sleeping naked, especially together, whether you're
insp spouse, improves your rest by reducing stress and anxiety levels.
Skin to skin contact between adults can increase the levels
of oxy top o. That's it, thank you the love hormone.
(28:49):
It's easier for women to sleep naked than guys. Why
is that to, Oh, well, maybe you don't have this problem.
Like I pinched my thing. I think.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
I can't do it.
Speaker 6 (28:59):
I'm confused and I sleep make it every night.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
A visions just like a hairball, see like nibbles and knees,
but other than that, it's like a big fuzzy hairball.
Speaker 6 (29:16):
Your bed.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
I have kids and one of them comes into.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Our room every night. Okay, yeah, so that can't happen.
Speaker 6 (29:21):
Last your fault. I don't like kids in my room.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Like everywhere. I dribble a little bit too.
Speaker 6 (29:28):
What what in the world.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Like a little dribbles like occasionally, and I don't want
that on.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
The sheets because you dribble at.
Speaker 4 (29:34):
Night a dog just randomly, like if I don't if
I don't have time to finish the pee, yeah, and
I like that's understandable, but a little left in there.
Speaker 5 (29:44):
But that's why you dab it with the toilet paper.
Speaker 4 (29:46):
No, it does nothing but clean it. It doesn't. It
doesn't keep what's in there out. It doesn't suck it out.
No one does that.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Yeah, No, I do.
Speaker 5 (29:56):
Wiener, Yes, I think we need an normalize that.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
No, that's what I do. I take you, I spit
on it and then.
Speaker 3 (30:04):
I it's two things.
Speaker 4 (30:10):
If I have dude wipes, I'll use it. I don't
because I don't want to go dry, but I'll spit
on it and then clean it after. If you don't
want to go dry on dry.
Speaker 6 (30:22):
He's getting worse. You dribble on yourself.
Speaker 4 (30:25):
Now you're spitting on I'm just trying to be honest.
There's the reason I don't sleep naked. One it pinches
between my legs, and then two every once in a
while it dribbles, and I don't want that in the sheets.
And if I do clean it after, I pee, like
I wipe after.
Speaker 5 (30:39):
I don't just like take hand sanitizer in there.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
You don't have a penis.
Speaker 5 (30:44):
I don't, Thank goodness, that would burn?
Speaker 4 (30:47):
Doesne?
Speaker 2 (30:47):
That sounds so difficult anyway?
Speaker 4 (30:50):
Yeah, moving on parasitic worm and finally uh Country Star
Country singer Matt Stell, who I will be honest with
you guys. Is one of my really good friends. But
I want to play a couple of clips before I
tell the news on him. Here's prayed for you, Here's
everywhere but one got number ones. He got engaged and
(31:16):
then got married within a day. Now I want to
play the clip of him announcing it.
Speaker 6 (31:20):
Go ahead, let's hope you' all hope you Christmas and
New Year's were great.
Speaker 7 (31:24):
Ours was because on Friday we were in Mexico.
Speaker 6 (31:27):
And uh we got engaged. Boom out. And that was
on Friday, and on Saturday we got married. I'm not joking.
She married me on Saturday.
Speaker 4 (31:40):
Ask at lunchbox, why why is she pregnant? No, that's
what I think most people would think.
Speaker 6 (31:46):
I assume, like when you're getting shocks like that, okay, babies.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
And that's absolutely fair assumption. Nope, she's not pregnant.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
I didn't think that. That's not like, why waste time?
Speaker 6 (31:55):
Just boom.
Speaker 3 (31:57):
Pregnant?
Speaker 2 (31:58):
Never heard today.
Speaker 5 (31:59):
I didn't think that.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
I was like, what got engaged by then? He's like,
we don't get married?
Speaker 4 (32:04):
And I was like, oh mm hmm, you don't gotta
say it, just go and he's like, no, I was like, Oh,
we didn't even really have words, just sound now congratulations
engaged and married? Then why because they knew they wanted
to get married and they would want to like schedule
it out and do the whole Let's just get married
and not have to deal with the stress of a wedding.
Speaker 6 (32:28):
Yeah, I bet their families are real happy about that.
Speaker 4 (32:30):
I bet they probably cared but didn't care, Like they
just cared about themselves and they wanted to get be married. Okay,
maybe he wanted to be on her insurance. Everything about that.
Bobby's Laura is on the phone. We're talking about Elvis. Laura.
(32:52):
What's your story?
Speaker 14 (32:54):
Hey, Bobby Morning Studio. So I just found it for
my mother in law, probably twodays ago, or maybe it's
like Sunday night or Saturday night. Her sister used to
live in Memphis, and the guy that she was mad
to at that time it's.
Speaker 15 (33:09):
Now our ex husband. He was a mortician at the
funeral home where Elvis was taken and he actually embalmed Elvis.
So I could probably say that I could confirm that
Elvis is really dead.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
Is there.
Speaker 4 (33:25):
The we don't share him when we're an embalmer rule?
Like a doctor has must not be It seems like, yeah,
you think you know, and would it be hippa would
that's what it's called. Yeah, yeah, that is what that's called.
I don't know that. I don't know. I literally don't
know what an embalmer like. Do you need a specific
(33:45):
degree to be in balmber or can you take courses
to be in balmer? You have a license, okay, but
a license is different than.
Speaker 15 (33:52):
He's a mortician.
Speaker 5 (33:54):
You have a license to do nails.
Speaker 6 (33:58):
We got trouble.
Speaker 8 (33:58):
Goes go ahead and then is legally and ethically bound
to keep the identities of the people they embalm confidential
for how long?
Speaker 5 (34:06):
Is there a statue of limitations?
Speaker 8 (34:08):
They cannot outside of the funeral home. They're not allowed
to talk about it without the authorization from the family.
Speaker 3 (34:13):
Oh no, but this guy was a mortician, not the embalmer.
Speaker 4 (34:16):
No, she said, but the mortician can't go ahead. I'm sorry.
Speaker 15 (34:22):
Yeah, I was told that he embalms him. He's dead now,
he died two weeks ago, unfortunately.
Speaker 3 (34:29):
There.
Speaker 15 (34:30):
Yeah, right, And allegedly my husband's aunt has a lock
of his hair that I have not confirmed with. But
I was gonna I was going to ask her about
She lives right next door to soll she go.
Speaker 6 (34:44):
Knock on the door.
Speaker 4 (34:45):
I want to want to I want to buy it.
I don't know that it's I mean, it's really illegal.
Don't say shady amazing. One man's traction of the man's treasure.
One man shady is another man's really cool. I would
give her a thousand.
Speaker 5 (35:00):
Dollars for it, but you need it authentic.
Speaker 4 (35:03):
I would give her a thousand dollars without authentication.
Speaker 9 (35:05):
Really yeah, but then if she knows that she can
just go cut anybody's hair and trick me correct and
then keep the real Elvis, I could.
Speaker 4 (35:15):
But if I were get but then it would be
worth more. I'll just talk myself out of the negotiation here.
If it were authenticate, it to be worth a lot
more than a thousand bucks. My thing was if somebody
had it right now. So this is Elvis is here,
and I knew I was looking at it, I would
go one thousand dollars un authenticated, so the price is less.
But I don't need you to prove it because it
(35:36):
may come false and be worth nothing if it's not.
But that's pretty cool, and it's not cool. It's not cool.
That's pretty cool.
Speaker 6 (35:42):
Yeah, it is cool.
Speaker 8 (35:43):
And an embalmer does need to earn an associates or
bachelor's degree in mortuary science or funeral services from an
institution accredited by the American Board of Funeral Service Education.
Speaker 3 (35:54):
That's a major.
Speaker 6 (35:55):
That's a major.
Speaker 4 (35:55):
I don't know that that. I don't think.
Speaker 6 (35:58):
I mean, I guess you have to go to a
special school.
Speaker 7 (36:00):
You don't.
Speaker 6 (36:00):
You don't go to like ole miss but you're.
Speaker 5 (36:02):
Still like the associate.
Speaker 4 (36:05):
Maybe it's like the number of hours you might like,
where are you going? Bowling Green? What for it? Embalming?
Speaker 3 (36:10):
You can have a lot of friends if you say that.
Speaker 4 (36:12):
No, I bet it's like going to get that you're like, uh,
a license to do nails?
Speaker 5 (36:19):
Yeah, like what poe do you decide? I feel like
so much of that more.
Speaker 3 (36:23):
Than yeah, you're just born into it.
Speaker 5 (36:24):
Yeah, you've been around it for a while, so it
doesn't freak you out because like, at what point do
you decide that's just what you want to do?
Speaker 4 (36:29):
But that's like a butthole doctor, same question, right, No, I.
Speaker 5 (36:32):
Feel like it's very different. They're very intrigued by the gastro.
Speaker 4 (36:36):
No, that's the last one you want that's why you
worry about butthole. That's like, everybody raise your ant. Who
wants heart, who wants brain? Who wants bones? Okay, wow,
there are a lot of bones. Okay, three quarters of
the group wants bones. Two, you're gonna have to do butthole.
I'll do butthole.
Speaker 5 (36:52):
No, they love it.
Speaker 4 (36:53):
No.
Speaker 8 (36:53):
Imagine a fifth grader when the teachers saying, what do
you want to be when you grow up? And they
raise their hands a butthole doctor. No one says that
that's great.
Speaker 4 (36:59):
Well, well, I don't even think a lot of them
as adults probably go in to be a doctor, going
I for sure I want to hit that rectum. I
think it's probably like something in the body. And they
know there's talk to.
Speaker 5 (37:12):
One because because I think that they do like it's.
Speaker 3 (37:15):
They're gonna lie, They're not gonna be honest with that's.
Speaker 5 (37:17):
Such a small part of what they're working with. They're
working with the whole g I.
Speaker 4 (37:21):
Like it's I went to athole doctor, and that's the
whole thing she dealt with on me.
Speaker 5 (37:24):
They called that the second brain. Like there's so much.
Speaker 4 (37:27):
Thinking it's a second brain. You're g I No, we're
talking only butthole.
Speaker 5 (37:33):
But that's that doctor works with the intestines everything.
Speaker 4 (37:36):
It's not just the or her name on her office
AE butthole Betsy. So I think that was like her thing.
I mean, you're right, You're right, it's more than just
a butthole. But I'm saying I thank you. I think
the a proctologist. From my guessing and having conversations with doctors,
especially in America, it's not the most desired feel to
(37:57):
go into. A lot of people will go, oh, that
is something where there's not a lot and I can
get there are more options for me because it is
not the most desired path for a doctor when you
get to choose from day one where you'd like to go.
Speaker 5 (38:12):
With that.
Speaker 4 (38:14):
How's that XT? Do I make any sense?
Speaker 5 (38:16):
You do? Of course, I just don't know that that's
at the bottom of the list. For some people, I
feel like they genuinely are.
Speaker 4 (38:23):
I am so passionate about getting the butthole.
Speaker 3 (38:26):
Check them out.
Speaker 4 (38:26):
Check yeah, do you have a goatee? Okay, that's too
too strikes.
Speaker 5 (38:29):
No, they're so fascinated by the gi But again, we're
talking about this is so totally different because this is
like heavy schooling.
Speaker 4 (38:38):
Yeah, This is like ten a decade of schooling to.
Speaker 3 (38:41):
Do you get paid more to be a butthole doctor
like that?
Speaker 4 (38:44):
But here's the question do The answer is I'm going
to say yes, but no, betweening on what you do,
depending on but I'm saying buttholes.
Speaker 5 (38:50):
Every day, some people perform surgery.
Speaker 4 (38:53):
You get paid between four hundred and seven hundred thousand
dollars the average for proctologists. But the point is, do
you get not paid more? Up against there are Probably
it's easier to get to one of those jobs if
you're good. That pays a lot because there's not ten
thousand people trying to be a butthole doctor when there
are a lot of okay doctors that are general.
Speaker 5 (39:12):
I will give you that.
Speaker 4 (39:13):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, And I'm thankful that people want to
be butthold doctors.
Speaker 3 (39:17):
Somebody's gonna do it.
Speaker 4 (39:18):
Yeah, butthole Betsy, I didn't. I was. I felt bad
for her, like I and she tried to be cool
about it. She was like, Okay, turn around to take
your pants down, and I was like behind the waffle
house and she was like trust me. But yeah, well, Laura,
so you're saying Elvis are dead.
Speaker 16 (39:34):
Yeah, I wonder what is the easiest, Like, when you're
going through medical school, what is the easiest thing to
specialize in?
Speaker 4 (39:43):
Okay, great question, what's the easiest. Let's say it like this,
what's the easiest of all the hards? Because I don't
wanly made feel insulted.
Speaker 5 (39:49):
That's not at all, I guess, but I do wonder,
and maybe some doctors know and they have their classmates,
so like, did they talk about this, like I really
want to be a doctor, and I would.
Speaker 3 (39:57):
General, Oh, general's easy.
Speaker 4 (40:00):
I would say that'd be hard because you know everything
general is much more surface, not a lot of You
don't have to spend many years diving into one specific part.
And I think generals because I have a really great general.
They have to learn as they go still because again
they're not an expert.
Speaker 6 (40:14):
Revolving too, you know, and they just have to know the
basis because then they send you to a specialist.
Speaker 4 (40:17):
They have family medicine. Yes, okay, probably because but again
I want to take the word to ease out.
Speaker 5 (40:25):
Sure we could remove that word. I didn't know if
some people though approach that. There could be some shady
that just approached like I just want to get the
easiest because we need family doctors. Some are I would
say majority are likely just very passionate about helping people
with everyday issues.
Speaker 4 (40:39):
I say some medical specialties are generally considered less competitive
and may require less training time. These include number one
family medicine, Number two internal medicine, and number three pediatrics
and number four letters. I'm a doctor of letters. That's you,
that's me. That's not really really less, but I'm a doctor,
so please respect me, sir. But ho Bett, he thought
(41:00):
it was cool. She's like, oh, doctor on doctor crime.
Speaker 3 (41:02):
Here there you go.
Speaker 4 (41:04):
Thank you, Laura. I hope you have a great day.
Oh we have a great day. Thank you, Thank you
very much. All right by Bobby Bone Show.
Speaker 6 (41:11):
Sorry up today.
Speaker 8 (41:13):
This story comes us from Canada. We call this vigilanti
justice gone wrong. A fifty year old man's driving in
the car in front of him, swerving all over the
road and he's like, oh, he's got to be drunk.
So he calls the police, Hey, we got a drunk
driver here. And when the car pulled up at a
stop sign, the guy blocked him in wouldn't let him go.
(41:33):
So police arrive and it turns out the driver was
just having a hard time seeing in the dark. But
the fifty year old that was blocked him in.
Speaker 4 (41:40):
He was drunk. Oh man, it's just like the sixth
sense twist. Why did he call he sees dead people?
Speaker 11 (41:48):
He is?
Speaker 4 (41:48):
Wow, Okay, I'm much that's your bonehead.
Speaker 6 (41:52):
Story of the day.
Speaker 4 (41:54):
Got the best cake for my wife for her birthday.
That was a couple of days ago. And I just
found the girl on Instagram and she that's what she does,
makes cakes, and so I DMed her, was like, hey,
how much for a cake? And then usually it takes
like a week, and so I filled out the little dude.
This was the greatest cake I've ever seen. I should
have know.
Speaker 2 (42:11):
I should know her name to plug her. It's like
mads eats or something all like that.
Speaker 3 (42:14):
It oh, that sounds right.
Speaker 4 (42:15):
It was so it was so tall and awesome and
pretty and there's bows.
Speaker 5 (42:19):
It was amazing and like little pearls and seashells.
Speaker 3 (42:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (42:22):
And I really can't do a lot of dairy right
now because of my stomach issues, and so I think
we gave the cake mostly to YouTube. Yeah, we had kid,
it's not us great cake though, right, awesome?
Speaker 5 (42:32):
So good? Yeah, No, I believe my son has asked
for it for dinner and breakfast ever since you have more. Yeah, oh,
there was so much.
Speaker 4 (42:39):
What was the cake you were talking about? It wasn't
a gender reveal.
Speaker 5 (42:41):
No, it was a mental health reveal. So like think
gender reveal cake, but you get your mental health results
and you give them to the baker in an envelope.
And so this one girl posted on TikTok that she
was doing all this stuff to figure out if she
was bipolar or ADHD, and she gave the results.
Speaker 4 (43:01):
I got a cake to tell her that she cut
into it.
Speaker 5 (43:03):
She gave the results at baker, and so if she
cut into it and it was pink, she's ADHD. If
it's yellow, she's bipolar. And so she had the cake
and she had no idea, and then she sliced into
it and turns out she had ADHD.
Speaker 4 (43:17):
If it was bipolar, would have been like you cut
in the cake, there's a pie in there, and inside
the pie there's like another cake, and then there's also
like a cupcake. Like I've had family that are bipolar,
and you kind of don't know what you're gonna get.
And until they realized it, that was the hardest part.
They didn't know. And I'll be honest, my mom was
bipolar before she died too, and so that's why I
worry about me a little bit that that could be genetic.
(43:37):
But she had no you have no idea.
Speaker 5 (43:39):
She had no idea, And I think she did two
to three months worth of like this therapy and testing
to try to narrow it down. And I was talking
to my friend that's a therapist, and I was like,
is there is there crossover between those two.
Speaker 4 (43:53):
That's almost funny?
Speaker 5 (43:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (43:54):
Right, maybe that's what it is. You're not celebrating it,
but you're not making it something that they're shame attached
to it. Exactly.
Speaker 5 (44:00):
Her thing was she wanted to bring awareness to that
any cake.
Speaker 4 (44:04):
To be honest too, I love to which makes you
feel good?
Speaker 2 (44:06):
I love cake?
Speaker 5 (44:07):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, So it was kind of her way
of doing it, bring awareness and not have any any
shame around it. So mental health cake reveal.
Speaker 4 (44:16):
I don't think I would do that because I just
want to eat the cake. I don't need that. And
the gender reveal cake, I guess you do it, and
I would do that. I guess if like my wife
wanted to do it, that wouldn't be the way I
would do it. I would like shoot a ball and
miss and it or hit it popshdah.
Speaker 5 (44:31):
You were like you could drop off any kind of
results to the baker and be like STD.
Speaker 3 (44:35):
Reveal, Oh my goodness.
Speaker 4 (44:37):
Oh my god, no way an STD cake you could.
I don't know if you want cake, dude, or or
like with our job, are you fired or not?
Speaker 5 (44:47):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (44:48):
Like contracts coming up? Did they renew you? You cut it? Wow?
Speaker 5 (44:52):
I mean yes, the options are pretty limitless.
Speaker 4 (44:55):
Her name, just so I can put this out there
because I did not get the cake for free. I
paid full price. She was not even the listener of
the show, so it wasn't even like she thought it
was cool that I was buying the cake from her.
It's m A D S dot e A t Z
MADS eats and it was a plus lunchbox. You were
a topic of conversation at dinner because as we're eating
the cake and it was good, Eddie Goes is stupid.
(45:17):
He thinks cake sucks just generally.
Speaker 3 (45:19):
He says it's disgusting.
Speaker 4 (45:20):
Yeah. I was like, that's a pretty stupid as like,
as a full person, nobody thinks you're stupid, but that's
a pretty stupid opinion.
Speaker 6 (45:26):
No, cake is not that good.
Speaker 4 (45:27):
No, no, that's right. Everybody pretty stupid just generally takes.
Speaker 6 (45:32):
Here's the thing.
Speaker 8 (45:32):
I would rather have, just the part where there's no icing.
I can eat the little like in the middle where
there's no icing.
Speaker 4 (45:38):
That's part for Halloween. Do you like those little butter candies.
Speaker 6 (45:44):
Bid honey?
Speaker 5 (45:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (45:45):
Yeah, no, My favorite Halloween candy is Reese's pumpkins.
Speaker 4 (45:49):
Just asking because really old people like no icing and
bit honeys.
Speaker 5 (45:53):
I love bit of honey and yeah.
Speaker 6 (45:55):
I can't believe you guys like cake so much.
Speaker 4 (45:57):
It's just everyone likes no.
Speaker 6 (45:59):
My buddy doesn't like cake either.
Speaker 4 (46:02):
He found he had a birthday on December thirty in
a support group.
Speaker 6 (46:05):
He likes brownies.
Speaker 4 (46:06):
He doesn't like cake anyway. Mental health cake, I'm for it.
It's weird, but weird doesn't mean wrong or bad. But
good for her for doing that to make it not
be such a negative.
Speaker 5 (46:19):
Yeah, she decided to put in the work.
Speaker 4 (46:24):
It's like the doctor's like, yeah, you have to let
everybody know, and you're like, oh, craps, you buy everybody
a cake because.
Speaker 5 (46:29):
Oh gosh, like like if you cut into it now,
this is if.
Speaker 4 (46:33):
You have it to know, if you cut into this
cake and it's green, you have TD for me. If not,
we're in the clear. Just drop them off at like
five dudes houses.
Speaker 5 (46:43):
In that case, you probably do little old cupcakes. Yeah,
depending on how many you need to.
Speaker 3 (46:49):
Try, I guess.
Speaker 4 (46:50):
So yeah, that's it you tomorrow. But the Bobby Bone
Show theme song written, produced and sang by read Yarberry.
You can find his instagram at red Yarberry, Scuba Steve
executive producer, Raymondo, head of Production. I'm Bobby Bones. My
(47:12):
instagram is mister Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening to
the podcast.
Wake Up, Wake Up in the mall and it's radio
and the doctors Ready lunchbox, more game two, Steve Bred
trying to put you through buck He's running this week's
next bit.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
The Bobby's on the box.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
So you know what this.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Is about it ball st want to do a segment
called a good story, bad story, and we're gonna start
with the bad story. It's bad about Eddie. No, yeah,
you're not gonna like it, but we have a good
story afterward to make it even again about me too. Yeah.
Good story, bad story. Okay, and the only reason I
made to bet up because you sounds like that's a
jerk in this first story that I wanted to like
make it a good part too.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
It's it's old though. Amy's one that reminded me of it.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
Well, I was reminded of it because his wife told
the story that I.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Know this story. This is so upset.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
Because I know his wife told me.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Storybot story, take it away.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
So she was in labor on her way to the hospital.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Do you think that matter? Second child in context?
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Is that matter anyone's wondering?
Speaker 5 (01:10):
Okay? Second child in labor? I don't really know exactly
where Eddie is but she's driving herself to the hospital. Okay,
so what she.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Was she's going into labor and you're riding in a
passenger seat.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Worse, I finished it.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
Okay, to be clear, I thought she was driving herself
because he was nowhere to be found. But Eddie was hungry,
so she stopped at McDonald's and got him a McMuffin.
Speaker 6 (01:37):
You demanded a McMuffin? Is she driving herself to have
a baby?
Speaker 5 (01:41):
Then she continued on her way to the hospital and
then gave birth to their baby.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
The two questions one, why aren't you driving?
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Can I tell my side of the story?
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Absolutely?
Speaker 4 (01:52):
So.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
We had already gone to the hospital four times because
she said I'm having a baby. So the first time
this happened, where like, let's go.
Speaker 6 (02:00):
I drove.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
I didn't get breakfast. We rushed to the hospital. Ma'am,
you're dehydrated. No baby, We go home. Second time, I'm
having the baby. I get in the driver's seat, no breakfast,
drive the hospital.
Speaker 6 (02:12):
No baby.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
This is the fourth time. So I'm like, false alarm.
If we're gonna do this, you're driving, I'm going to
get breakfast and we'll get to the hospital. When we
get to the hospital.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Turns out that's a bad made because we're having the baby, right, so,
I don't know. We don't have kids yet. We're gonna
have kids someday. I feel like every time, even if
it were nineteen times, I would drive exactly like they
would never get to like a threshold of you. You've
cried wolf too many times. You're now gonna drive prove
it right?
Speaker 7 (02:42):
Right?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Am I crazy for thinking that? Not at all.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
I think I did drive to McDonald's and then she
took it from there.
Speaker 6 (02:48):
You switched over.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
This is not the story I got. No, no, no,
she told this story, and I'm telling you she was
driving and she went through the drive through to get
it for him.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
I was shocked when we got to the hospital and
the doctor said you're having the baby. I'm like, oh, no,
I should have driven.
Speaker 8 (03:07):
I mean, but in real reality, you do have time
to go to the drive in most pregnancies.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
No, no, no, the doctor said the baby was coming out.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
I don't think you risk it, and I think maybe
on the way back, are you dude?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
That's hilarious, man, I mean, so half of the story
is true.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Now you made it worse though, when you said that
she was driving because Amy didn't even know that my
wife loved you.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
No, No, he made it worse. So yeah, and he
said he was in the past or something. I knew
she was driving, but I figured she was meeting him
at but he was right there.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
That's so funny, only because four times it happened, he's like, well,
I will not do this.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
The fifth time, I was like boss alarm again, we're
not rushing this time, like in.
Speaker 5 (03:46):
My mind, he was at work and she was like, okay,
I'll meet you at the hospital. That's why she had
to drive. And now we know he was available.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
I don't even want to do good story.
Speaker 6 (03:54):
I like this.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
That's want to leave this as it is.
Speaker 6 (03:56):
What's we'll do it.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
We'll do it in the post show podcast. I'll give
you a I'll give a good story. Just want to
let this sit in simmer because that's so funny.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Yeah, that's stupid. She loves selling that story though.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Also the fact that you're like, oh god, this this
is the one that had to be real.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
You know what's funny too, is every birthday, every time
my son celebrates a birthday, we tell that story again everybody.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
This guy accidentally shot himself during a podcast, like you
like to put the gun in his pants?
Speaker 5 (04:24):
Oh my god?
Speaker 6 (04:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Here.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
The incident happened on a podcast called One on One
with Mike D. Different Mike D than we have. His
name is too Low. He's a rapper. He accidentally fired
his gun while reaching his hand in his pocket during
an interview and finishes the episode anyway. But here's a
clip of that moment. Go ahead and choices we got in?
Like those were your choices? Oh god?
Speaker 7 (04:47):
Who?
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Who? Somebody got shot?
Speaker 6 (04:52):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (04:53):
How good?
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Everybody?
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Everybody?
Speaker 6 (04:56):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Reminds me of the scene where Dwight has the gun
office and actually fires it. What because everybody should have
been scared because anybody could have hit Yeah. Did he
shoot himself or did he just get like you and
nobody get like a shot himself? Right?
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Like, oh my gosh, he did? He kept going with
the podcast.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
I like how the host immediately just goes who got shot?
Like we would have been like what what? I don't know?
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Who is who?
Speaker 4 (05:21):
By the way, the guy talking to him was the host,
and the guy who got who shot himself?
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Never said anything? So that was all hosts.
Speaker 6 (05:30):
Did we ever heard the other guy kind of that
low voice?
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Of like the groaning, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
That was the guy who shot?
Speaker 6 (05:35):
Would mind playing that to get up.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Till after the shot?
Speaker 3 (05:37):
And choices we got in life, those were your choices?
Speaker 4 (05:44):
Who shot?
Speaker 5 (05:44):
Who?
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Rapper Tulo got got got and.
Speaker 6 (05:48):
Yeah cool.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Shot.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
He couldn't see like the like the puncture from his
side of the room.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
He's like, what happened?
Speaker 5 (05:58):
But even still very casual. Somebody got shot.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
That's the right you would do it. But who's shot who?
Speaker 4 (06:05):
I didn't like, I've been hit.
Speaker 6 (06:07):
I didn't even know if I've been hit.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
I've been hit, so I don't have any gun shot stories.
But I was asked my top three most awkward interview
interactions at number three, and it sucks she's sick right now.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
But it was Wendy Williams. She was on the show.
It was a terrible interview.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
I asked her about something in a book she'd written,
but she had come to promote an appearance at the
mall and she didn't want me to ask us something
in the book. And I didn't feel like I was
like taking liberties at all. And then she was like,
you'll never be me, and I'm like, this is bizarre, Dan,
because I wasn't being aggressive in any way. That's why
I was so surprised by it, and because I literally
asked us about Tupac. She written a bunch about her
(06:46):
on Tupac and she was like, you will never be me,
And I'm like, what do you mean. She was like,
I'm here to promote a mall appearance. I'm like, I'm
trying to do a decent So anyway, I was like,
well you can go, and she left right and then
her and then at the time, her husband at the time, yeah,
I'm body husband and bodyguard was like circling the building
wait for me to come out to beat me up.
Apparently I know. And I didn't even do anything to
(07:07):
deserve it, Like I get it. Sometimes I say stuff
and I'm like, oh, I get why they're mad. Not
a great experience. Didn't like her at all. I'm sad.
I'm sorry she's sick now all that. That's number three,
number two. This happened with us, and I'm a big
fan of Hank Williams Junior.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
That was awesome, but.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
This video has gone even viral. From the interview Hank
Williams Junior came in. I knew nothing of the fact
that he was fighting with somebody about smoking in the
building a cigar. Yeah, And he's like, I want to
smoke and somebody here rightfully. So I was like, you
can't smoke in the building, fire alarms and he he
was but heard about it. I didn't know that. And
he comes in and the whole thing's just awkward. But
(07:49):
like I stayed true and was like, no, sit there,
and let's go. Let's do this, because I thought he
was kind of kidding, but he's also old.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
I didn't know there's a fight about a cigar. Here's
a clip.
Speaker 6 (08:02):
All right, what do you want to do? Do you
want to get out of here?
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Wait?
Speaker 7 (08:04):
Already, we just smoke my cigar and get the hell
out of here. I don't like him, now you understand?
Speaker 6 (08:13):
Can we leave?
Speaker 9 (08:13):
Now?
Speaker 6 (08:14):
Are you just walking? I'm ready to go? All right, goodbye?
I got half I.
Speaker 7 (08:18):
Got a twenty six dollars cigar out there, so I've
got about, in the words of my uncle, about ten
dollars and fifty cents left on it.
Speaker 6 (08:25):
I never knew he wasn't kidding.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
I mean we were still laughing.
Speaker 6 (08:30):
The whole thing. I was like, he's being Hank junior.
I've heard I never met him.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Hank's being Hank, and he wasn't mad at Meek I
didn't know, but I didn't know there.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Was a fight about a cigar either, But yeah, hilarious.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
I bet in his mind he was just watching that
cigar burn to nothing while he's sitting in there.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
So many people will send me that video and go,
I've never heard this interview is hilarious, and I'm like,
I wasn't meant to be. Yeah, So that's number two
and I have no I'm not angry at him at all.
That's just him being him. It was just a really
weird interview. And number one and only a few of
you guys were at the house. But Sarah Evans who
sings got SuDS in the bucket and the bucket bucket
bucking then that's it.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
And bunch of songs.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
Right, She's at the house and we're doing a Bobby
cast and I have these two old chairs that we
sit in. They're large, and she's like leaning back, rocking
back in and she has the coffee. She's rocking back
and she wipes out like dumps it, boom, falls back.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
All the way back. Yes, I was there, Yeah, I
was sitting in that chair right before she.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Was I have a mental image of her coffee being
floating in the air, not in the cup, out of
the cup, floating in the air as she was falling back.
I can see it right now in my mind.
Speaker 5 (09:39):
And then it went like back in the cup she
saw that it was the full.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Color when the guy falls and has his beer and
keeps it up.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
Here's a here's a clip because we happen to be
rolling as it happened, so it's not the craziest audio,
but this is it. I know.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Have I met you?
Speaker 6 (09:53):
Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (09:55):
No, no, okay, Oh my god?
Speaker 6 (10:00):
Oh no, First, are you injured? Don't move her for next?
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Broken so hard?
Speaker 4 (10:10):
Oh no, that is let's let insurance know he don't
grab your next did.
Speaker 6 (10:15):
She grab your neck? Everybody?
Speaker 4 (10:17):
Yeah, it was.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
It was.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
There was like three seconds where I had to choose
my adventure. Do I get up and I'm like, okay,
are you okay? Or do I just go hard and
be funny? And I like Sarah and I didn't. I
don't know her really well. I know her better since then,
trust me. But she's quick and she's you know, she'll
come at you. And so I went at her heart
and she gave it back and it was ended up
(10:39):
being great, but it was scary and she dumb.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
She wiped out and she fell back hard.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
I just remember, for a one I like awkward, but
I don't like it at somebody else's expense. I like
awkward at my expense or being a part of something.
And for a second I fel awkward. I was like,
if I make this awkward, it's gonna be awkward for everybody.
So I was like, boom, yep, that joke chared, gotcha,
didn't it?
Speaker 2 (11:03):
And then edw was just on.
Speaker 5 (11:04):
Yeah because for the first like, we didn't know what
was happening, and we were I guess we were by mics,
but I didn't even know because I was just sitting there.
I was like, oh my god.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Oh I thought for a minute there, I thought she
was gonna get and me be like, look, I have
coffee all over me, Like I gotta go.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
She set up in an hour interview, crushed it. Shout
out to Sarah Evans, oh, like, ye, thank him very much.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
Elvis would have been ninety today or Elvis is ninety today?
Is there's the preacher in Arkansas who they think might
be Elvis and now he jokes about it a little
bit too, And he kind of looks like if Elvis
were older.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
And he also sings like him when he sings in church.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
And they haven't even gone down to like the way
his eyebrows are, the teeth like his, like to some
of his teeth look exactly like Elvis's teeth.
Speaker 6 (11:43):
Oh way, he's in drugs.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
I mean he does the effect now to sound like Elvis.
But Elvis is probably dead or witness relocation. Okay, and
we hadn't seen him, I would have been ninety today. Amy,
what state was Elvis born in?
Speaker 5 (12:00):
The born oh, Mississippi.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
Good job, born in Tupelo, Mississippi, in nineteen thirty five,
but most people consider him to be from Memphis. Yeah,
died in Memphis in nineteen seventy seven at age forty two.
He had eighteen number one songs, and these are like
number one pop songs, so massive. His favorite sandwich wasn't peanut,
butter and banana, which is known as the Elvis sandwich.
(12:25):
It's boring.
Speaker 5 (12:25):
Does it have bacon on it?
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Noh?
Speaker 4 (12:27):
Yeah, I does have acon, bacon, fried bananas and honey
on Hawaiian white bread.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
I guess, that's not boring.
Speaker 5 (12:32):
And it's pretty interesting.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
I guess we have a lot of those. You probably
die pretty real quick.
Speaker 6 (12:36):
He's like, make out what chicks like?
Speaker 4 (12:39):
Later in his career, he'd be doing the Vegas shows
and he would just grabbed it back of our head.
He'd be like, sense my baby, but left me and
go to the other part of the stage. I found
a new place to dwell. How you do word like
make out with seven girls on?
Speaker 6 (12:55):
It was wild.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Elvis had an identical twin.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
He was born thirty five minutes after his identical twin brother,
who's still born?
Speaker 5 (13:04):
Oh. I was like, well, wait is the pastor of
the twin?
Speaker 6 (13:07):
What if that's the all?
Speaker 4 (13:09):
Really was still born Elvi? He only performed outside the
US three times. Here's what I freak out about sometimes
when I watch all movies that they flew across the
ocean before, like nineteen sixty. I don't like flying across
the ocean now. Yeah, tell me people got on an
airplane and flew over the ocean that long in like
(13:30):
the forties and fifties.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Hart, I don't like doing it now.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
World War I know, I know, I can't imagine that then,
Like what you're just praying the whole time.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Yes, you're probably like holding the wing up.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
Oh so yeah, only three times and Canada, so it's
really did an account because Canada kind of us. He
was a huge fan of karate, which into his dance moves,
Wow to the karate.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
He was natural blond.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
Really usually it goes the other way, where blonde people
want to dye their hair blonde if it's darker, but
jet black hair.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
That's what we know Elvis four, but he was blonde.
Speaker 4 (14:11):
He dyed his hair and his teens to achieve the
darker look that became his trademark. I did not know
that he is the fourth highest paid debt celebrity. When
he died, he was worth five million inflation, it's a
lot more than that obviously. Twenty twenty two, his estate
was valued at five hundred million. He once bought a
presidential yacht. He had stage fright, which is always weird
(14:34):
when big performers say they have stage fright. I don't
ever believe that they still have it every time, because
it doesn't matter. If you just something a lot and
you're celebrated for it, some of that goes away. There
can be what I have at times which is imposter syndrome,
where I'm like, I don't know why people think I'm
entertaining at all because I don't feel like I am.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Let's go and see if it works.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
But that's not fright, that's just knowing you're a loser.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
No, no, no, I know, I'm a story.
Speaker 4 (14:59):
No I do. He once showed up uninvited to the
White House. That's funny, how do you do that? I
dropped by with some cookies, elbow? Everybody h is the
Nixon here is that when he wanted that badge or something,
he went to meet with Nixon and then he was like,
I want to help with a drug crisis, and he
got a badge as a quote a narcotics agent.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Almost is here at your door.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
You got any weed acking So and then finally Elvis
had a pet chimpanzee named Scatter. A monkey means you're
rich and board like, you're too rich and you're so
bored that you get a monkey. Celebrities with monkeys are
always the ones that are really rich and like sad.
Speaker 5 (15:37):
Look Michael Jackson, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:39):
Yeah, sad, lonely, I want to I've bought everything else.
Now they get rocket ships to go to space instead
of monkeys. But I think that was what Bezos would
have done in the fifties, got a monkey, or like
Richard Branson, you know that like to do space travel
because they're so rich, Like, what can they do that
nobody else can do? They get a rocket? Well forty
years ago, you're getting chimpanzee. He held and he had
(16:02):
a pilot's license. No chance, Listen, I don't even want
to go up with Dirk's Bentley. And he's a great pilot,
but I'm like, that's not your main job, buddy.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
You've never flown with him?
Speaker 2 (16:10):
No, it would be scary, and he's a.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
From all and everybody I know, And Dirk's is a
wildly responsible, super smart guy, maybe the most well read
country artist.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Dirk's Bentley.
Speaker 4 (16:24):
Who was I thinking? I don't even like going up
with pilots that have been pilots for fifty years. So
I'm okay, I'm just gonna I'm gonna walk. Can you
imagine Elvis? Yeah, I need a bacon in Hawaii and
I'm gonna go down to this field, so I'll give
(16:45):
me a sandwich and let my monkey.
Speaker 5 (16:47):
Use a bathroom making out with the flight.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Oh my god, I I he.
Speaker 5 (16:53):
Never crashed though, how many times did you fly?
Speaker 6 (16:56):
No?
Speaker 2 (16:56):
No, I don't have that record.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
But see this is why I hope they just tricked him.
Speaker 4 (16:59):
Like they put him in a plane and they're like,
all right, Elvis, here we go and they're like, screens around,
We're doing pretty good up here. He never left the
ground simulated. Yes, already said or.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
No, I was gonna say. This is why I think
he's still alive, because like that's a pretty good life,
Like why would he want to leave that life?
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Get a monkey sandwiches?
Speaker 3 (17:21):
Oh no, no, that's what I'm saying. But people still think
he's alive. Like, if he's still alive, I don't think
he'd want to leave.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
That life, unless some of the rumors are he had
to move into the country because he got so deep
with the mob that he had to go into witness
relocation because everyone to kill him. And you know at
and have never been to Graceland And I'm an Elvis
fan mostly for the history of popular music, and he
was that guy. There's like seven of that guy. Taylor
Swipt's that guy Elvis is that guy. Britney Spears is
(17:45):
that guy The Beatles is that guy Michael Jackson. Michael
Jackson is that guy. Elvis is one of those, and
so I'm very interested. It's right down the road, never
been You've gotta go, and Eddi's like, you have to go.
You can't even go upstairs. It's where he lived. They
never haven't changed any of it. But He's like, he
can't go upstairs because I don't know if something's roaming
around up there.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
You can go anywhere on the bottom floor of the
jungle room, his TV room, everything but the upstairs lockdown.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Why do you think that is?
Speaker 4 (18:10):
They What they said was that the families. I don't
care about day. I want to know what you think,
because they will say anything.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
I just don't think they want people tampering with where
Elvis died. I think a lot of people want to
see where Elvis died, which is the bathroom, and I
think they don't want anyone up there.
Speaker 4 (18:25):
See supposedly died on the toilet. What a way to
go on the throne. Maybe it's like precious, it's the
last precious thing they have that they don't have to
share with the world of Elvis.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Up there, he witness relocation.
Speaker 4 (18:48):
Quick announcement as of today, I have signed a deal
with the NFL. You know, all my years in the league,
you're to do a show, to do a podcast, to
do digital media.
Speaker 5 (19:04):
I have signed a deal to do a show.
Speaker 6 (19:06):
Well, I've signed deal with the NFL.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
It's crazy, yeah, but I like to say I signed
deal with the NFL. That's not much.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Yeah, so I've signed a deal with the NFL.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
In the show, actually, our first episode of the podcast
is up today and it's with a former Pro Bowl quarterback,
Matt Castle, who has actual credibility, like in the in
the league, in the game. Yeah yeah yeah, like for
a lot of time, made a lot of money. H
So we have Kurt Warner on today. I think Tim
McGraw is on tomorrow. So it's called lots to say,
(19:33):
and I think it's pretty good. But I'm just I
signed with the NFL. That's all I'm saying. So, yeah,
I signed deal with the NFL. Really slot yeah, slot back,
and then you just walk away yeah yeah yeah, but
it's up. You can go search for it.
Speaker 5 (19:46):
Lots to say, Kurt owners the American Underdog.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
That's what I was gonna ask you.
Speaker 5 (19:51):
Yeah, So I was talking to Kurtner to talk to him.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
We did it last night. Yeah it's up right now.
Speaker 4 (19:57):
But I asked.
Speaker 5 (19:59):
I was very int fired by his story.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
I was talking about how good looking he is to him,
which always seems to be weird to people for some
reason because I'm like guys, and I know I'm no beauty,
but Kurt Warner wasn't as a really good looking guy.
And I was like, you, ever once you want to
take your helmet off while your plans when people knew
that because helmets sucking football, they can't see your face.
Speaker 5 (20:19):
I know, but I feel like a lot of the
players are really good looking, so I be like.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
A lot of people taking off Kurt Warner's like a nine.
Speaker 5 (20:25):
Yeah he's here.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
This is me asking him about that.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
Yeah, I don't really know.
Speaker 4 (20:29):
That is I think.
Speaker 10 (20:30):
A question for people that don't play football, because that
was never anything that I actually considered at any point
in time in life.
Speaker 6 (20:38):
But to your point, though, I mean, you see it
now all the time.
Speaker 10 (20:41):
We see all kinds of different guys getting commercials now,
So I gotta say, never once crossed my mind I
need to rip my helmet off so people can see.
Speaker 6 (20:52):
Yeah, you would have been the first space.
Speaker 4 (20:54):
So when I was telling him, I said, Hey, I
think I'm like a six and a half and you're
like a nine. I started to wonder if I called
somebody a nine or they offended. I didn't say ten.
Speaker 5 (21:03):
Yeah is that they're probably not, But I guess I'm curious, like,
what is that one thing that takes it from a
nine to a ten?
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Ten doesn't exist?
Speaker 4 (21:09):
That's perfect, Okay, Yeah, I never give anybody a ten
on look for Kurt Warner even now, because he's even
like what they would call a zaddy great.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
He's fuh great, He's like really good looking.
Speaker 4 (21:19):
And I think he was a little taken back because
he knows Matt they played against each other. He doesn't
know me, And I'm like, dude, you're so hot.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
So that was there.
Speaker 4 (21:28):
And then so quarterbacks have to buy their linemen gifts
at Christmas.
Speaker 5 (21:34):
They have to, or they do.
Speaker 4 (21:36):
They're expected to, okay, And so one of the guys,
Brock Perdy, who plays with forty nine ers, bought them
all trucks. Ended up being a commercial. But Joe Burrow
bought all his linemen like swords. They wanted guns, but
he bought them all like Chinese swords with biting story. Yeah,
old ones. So I was talking to Matt, like, what's
(21:56):
that tradition?
Speaker 2 (21:57):
What was it like for?
Speaker 4 (21:58):
Because he went and Tom Brady got hurt, first game
goes down for the year, Matt Castle goes in plays
the whole season, and I was like, so what was
it for? You happened to buy all those lineman gifts?
Speaker 11 (22:07):
The quarterbacks now, I heard, are just absurd with what
they're getting, the offensive lineman, prime time running backs.
Speaker 6 (22:15):
What they get guys, rolelex is did you have to
do do that?
Speaker 4 (22:18):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (22:18):
Yeah, yeah, I mean I got big screen television's one year.
Speaker 6 (22:22):
I got iPads one year. Sus Well, that's the other.
Speaker 11 (22:25):
Thing is you got to evaluate, no, ye, Like I'm
a little small, Like, hey, guys, it didn't go so
well this year.
Speaker 6 (22:32):
I got sacked thirty five times.
Speaker 5 (22:35):
Okay, so I get it. It's like these are the
guys protecting you.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Ye, So yeah, see by them all gifts.
Speaker 4 (22:40):
But I was like, what if it's like a backup
or a suck you one that's allowed you get sacked
a bunch.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
And he's like, no, same gift.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
What a difference though? Like TVs and trucks.
Speaker 5 (22:48):
Now, yeah, I mean that's going to depend on what
you make.
Speaker 4 (22:51):
Yeah, well yes, And I asked Kurt Warner about that
too and he was like, yeah, but now quarterbacks making
fifty million dollars.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
He was like, then we have made good money. But
it wasn't that way.
Speaker 6 (23:00):
It's up.
Speaker 4 (23:01):
I play for a team now NFL. I'm part of
the team and it's called Lots to say. I would
love for you to listen to it. It's Matt Castle
and myself and it's not just sports, but definitely especially
now because of the playoffs.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
That's what's up.
Speaker 4 (23:15):
We should talk on the Post show about that movie though,
I'll watch it too.
Speaker 5 (23:19):
American Underdog Yeah, her owner, Yeah No. I found it
fascinating how he just didn't get he didn't give up,
and he went He's like, the last thing you wanted
to do was go play for the Arena League and
he had to do it for his family. But then ultimately,
that's what I remember.
Speaker 4 (23:34):
If I just said I know that we're out of time,
You're out of time, They're like, you're out there, they're
gonna come, They're gonna cut me off right now.
Speaker 6 (23:40):
And see.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
That's what's said.
Speaker 4 (23:44):
And I didn't know why, but This is from CBS
News about the landing gear compartment where they found the
two bodies. Here's this breaking.
Speaker 12 (23:51):
News from Florida Tragic News. Jeff Blue says the bodies
of not one, but two people were found last night
in the landing gear of a plane at four laughter
Dale's Airport. This was during a routine maintenance check. In
the statementshet Blue says to us here at CBS News quote,
the identities of the individuals and the circumstances surrounding how
they access the aircraft remain under investigation. The airplane or
(24:13):
the airline rather says the plane took off from New
York's JFK Airport.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
Any theory you guys are reading online because I could
understand if it were coming from like a different country
and someone's like looking to get out of that country,
but a domestic flight, and then the landing gear not
in the luggage, and sometimes people freeze when they sneak
into that luggage part. The landing gear thing is I've
not heard of unless someone tried to like get in
the wheel, but these are from other countries. When they
(24:39):
started to get in that wheel and lunchbox usually have
some sort of theory.
Speaker 8 (24:43):
I just assumed that they were trying to travel. They
were probably friends or family members trying to get from
one place to another, didn't have money.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
And how'd they get it even out?
Speaker 6 (24:52):
I know, I don't know how they get out on
the tarmac. How do you get what's up? S good?
Speaker 13 (24:57):
What did you say I was saying. I was reading
about the flight path of that. I believe started in
Jamaica a few other places. It was like Salt Lake City,
So they didn't catch it in a certain city. They
could been riding that for a minute and probably passed
that at some point. Maybe somewhere it's a little more
lax to get it.
Speaker 6 (25:10):
Yeah, maybe Jamaica's easier to get on the tarmac.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
Well, they did say the bodies were unrecognizable, so they've
been in there for a while.
Speaker 4 (25:16):
Yeah, Okay, that sucks for every reason, like why you'd
have to do that, why you think you would need
to do that to get on a plane to get
out of somewhere, and then also just to be freaking
out as you all. I hate flying in the cabin
much less on a wheel. I don't like if they're
up there like southwest over, Iowa. I'm like this sucks. Yeah,
I just wonder what the deal was, like do you
(25:37):
hope what was the goal?
Speaker 6 (25:39):
And then you just got a hold on or I mean,
can you fall out of there?
Speaker 4 (25:41):
Right?
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Is there room? That's the thing? Like where do you
go and lay?
Speaker 4 (25:44):
Like? I can understand the baggage part, because then that's
bad too. Can people freeze in part? They feel freeze
to death because the temperatures. Anyway, I'll move on to
a much more uplifting story. Texas officials warn up an
infectious parasitic worm that screws into your flesh.
Speaker 5 (25:59):
You should why just Texas? Is it only there?
Speaker 4 (26:03):
This is from KDIVR the new screw worm also my
nickname of College, a parasitic worm eradicated in the US
in nineteen sixty six, has been detected, raising concerns of
a potential comeback in South Texas.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
Oh where in South Texas?
Speaker 2 (26:20):
The South Park mccallans, where your friends, It's where I'm from.
Speaker 4 (26:23):
Man. The larvae of the New World screwworm fly can
cause serious infections by burrowing into a live tissue. It
can affect livestock, birds, pets, and humans. Texas Wildlife officials
urge people to watch for signs of infection, such as
wounds with maggots. Oh you know back in the day though,
we put maggots and like bad cuts, and the maggots
will eat out the bacteria the best.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
Really it works.
Speaker 6 (26:44):
Yeah, but how do you get the maggot back out?
Speaker 2 (26:46):
We're you just grab it?
Speaker 3 (26:48):
They just yeah, it's on the outside of your.
Speaker 4 (26:49):
Body, like they put it happened in Gladia here really
and movie Gladier they do that.
Speaker 5 (26:54):
Wait, these are a sympo like if you're irritated, you
have a loss of appetite all that, Ye, your head
is shaking. Smell of these a week ish or flash.
Excuse me, those are some of the If you have
any of those symptoms.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
Your hands are shaking, your knees a week.
Speaker 4 (27:09):
If you can't stand on your own two feet, you
either have a parasitic worm or you're all shook up.
Next up, a man uses a rude driver's license plate
to play the lottery Win's half a million bucks from
UPI and marylynd Man used license plate from a car
that cut him off by a lottery ticket with it, lechu,
(27:30):
this is what you should do.
Speaker 6 (27:31):
And I'm my.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Scratch off is here.
Speaker 4 (27:33):
We don't want to do that, scratch off every day
for my New Year's resolution. Yeah, to hit for over
a thousand bucks, So I might take it a middle
of it. Now, let's what's what you should do, because
you do play a lot, you have a story. If
you do hit, it's totally made up. They cannot verify
because this cannot be verified, and you'll make the news.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Let's say you hit for two hundred and fifty thousand dollars.
Speaker 6 (27:51):
Yeah, it's all the grades I got in elementary school.
Speaker 4 (27:53):
It's like, I there, we go, like the numbers, yeah, fire, yeah,
I got it needs to be like I didn't think
about that a little more interesting with it because they
need to prove it.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
They need not be able to prove it. So think
about that and you'll make the news.
Speaker 6 (28:11):
Where I was walking under a billboard and number felt like.
Speaker 4 (28:14):
That's things that they can actually prove, Like what billboard
and looks like there's no number missing. Oh like this
guy here, you cannot prove somebody didn't cut him off
in traffic.
Speaker 5 (28:23):
You say he had a dream about the numbers.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
You can.
Speaker 4 (28:29):
Boring if you want to reduce stress in your relationship,
Experts say sleep naked, sleeping naked, especially together, whether you're
insp spouse, improves your rest by reducing stress and anxiety levels.
Skin to skin contact between adults can increase the levels
of oxy top o. That's it, thank you the love hormone.
(28:49):
It's easier for women to sleep naked than guys. Why
is that to, Oh, well, maybe you don't have this problem.
Like I pinched my thing. I think.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
I can't do it.
Speaker 6 (28:59):
I'm confused and I sleep make it every night.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
A visions just like a hairball, see like nibbles and knees,
but other than that, it's like a big fuzzy hairball.
Speaker 6 (29:16):
Your bed.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
I have kids and one of them comes into.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Our room every night. Okay, yeah, so that can't happen.
Speaker 6 (29:21):
Last your fault. I don't like kids in my room.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Like everywhere. I dribble a little bit too.
Speaker 6 (29:28):
What what in the world.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Like a little dribbles like occasionally, and I don't want
that on.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
The sheets because you dribble at.
Speaker 4 (29:34):
Night a dog just randomly, like if I don't if
I don't have time to finish the pee, yeah, and
I like that's understandable, but a little left in there.
Speaker 5 (29:44):
But that's why you dab it with the toilet paper.
Speaker 4 (29:46):
No, it does nothing but clean it. It doesn't. It
doesn't keep what's in there out. It doesn't suck it out.
No one does that.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Yeah, No, I do.
Speaker 5 (29:56):
Wiener, Yes, I think we need an normalize that.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
No, that's what I do. I take you, I spit
on it and then.
Speaker 3 (30:04):
I it's two things.
Speaker 4 (30:10):
If I have dude wipes, I'll use it. I don't
because I don't want to go dry, but I'll spit
on it and then clean it after. If you don't
want to go dry on dry.
Speaker 6 (30:22):
He's getting worse. You dribble on yourself.
Speaker 4 (30:25):
Now you're spitting on I'm just trying to be honest.
There's the reason I don't sleep naked. One it pinches
between my legs, and then two every once in a
while it dribbles, and I don't want that in the sheets.
And if I do clean it after, I pee, like
I wipe after.
Speaker 5 (30:39):
I don't just like take hand sanitizer in there.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
You don't have a penis.
Speaker 5 (30:44):
I don't, Thank goodness, that would burn?
Speaker 4 (30:47):
Doesne?
Speaker 2 (30:47):
That sounds so difficult anyway?
Speaker 4 (30:50):
Yeah, moving on parasitic worm and finally uh Country Star
Country singer Matt Stell, who I will be honest with
you guys. Is one of my really good friends. But
I want to play a couple of clips before I
tell the news on him. Here's prayed for you, Here's
everywhere but one got number ones. He got engaged and
(31:16):
then got married within a day. Now I want to
play the clip of him announcing it.
Speaker 6 (31:20):
Go ahead, let's hope you' all hope you Christmas and
New Year's were great.
Speaker 7 (31:24):
Ours was because on Friday we were in Mexico.
Speaker 6 (31:27):
And uh we got engaged. Boom out. And that was
on Friday, and on Saturday we got married. I'm not joking.
She married me on Saturday.
Speaker 4 (31:40):
Ask at lunchbox, why why is she pregnant? No, that's
what I think most people would think.
Speaker 6 (31:46):
I assume, like when you're getting shocks like that, okay, babies.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
And that's absolutely fair assumption. Nope, she's not pregnant.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
I didn't think that. That's not like, why waste time?
Speaker 6 (31:55):
Just boom.
Speaker 3 (31:57):
Pregnant?
Speaker 2 (31:58):
Never heard today.
Speaker 5 (31:59):
I didn't think that.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
I was like, what got engaged by then? He's like,
we don't get married?
Speaker 4 (32:04):
And I was like, oh mm hmm, you don't gotta
say it, just go and he's like, no, I was like, Oh,
we didn't even really have words, just sound now congratulations
engaged and married? Then why because they knew they wanted
to get married and they would want to like schedule
it out and do the whole Let's just get married
and not have to deal with the stress of a wedding.
Speaker 6 (32:28):
Yeah, I bet their families are real happy about that.
Speaker 4 (32:30):
I bet they probably cared but didn't care, Like they
just cared about themselves and they wanted to get be married. Okay,
maybe he wanted to be on her insurance. Everything about that.
Bobby's Laura is on the phone. We're talking about Elvis. Laura.
(32:52):
What's your story?
Speaker 14 (32:54):
Hey, Bobby Morning Studio. So I just found it for
my mother in law, probably twodays ago, or maybe it's
like Sunday night or Saturday night. Her sister used to
live in Memphis, and the guy that she was mad
to at that time it's.
Speaker 15 (33:09):
Now our ex husband. He was a mortician at the
funeral home where Elvis was taken and he actually embalmed Elvis.
So I could probably say that I could confirm that
Elvis is really dead.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
Is there.
Speaker 4 (33:25):
The we don't share him when we're an embalmer rule?
Like a doctor has must not be It seems like, yeah,
you think you know, and would it be hippa would
that's what it's called. Yeah, yeah, that is what that's called.
I don't know that. I don't know. I literally don't
know what an embalmer like. Do you need a specific
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degree to be in balmber or can you take courses
to be in balmer? You have a license, okay, but
a license is different than.
Speaker 15 (33:52):
He's a mortician.
Speaker 5 (33:54):
You have a license to do nails.
Speaker 6 (33:58):
We got trouble.
Speaker 8 (33:58):
Goes go ahead and then is legally and ethically bound
to keep the identities of the people they embalm confidential
for how long?
Speaker 5 (34:06):
Is there a statue of limitations?
Speaker 8 (34:08):
They cannot outside of the funeral home. They're not allowed
to talk about it without the authorization from the family.
Speaker 3 (34:13):
Oh no, but this guy was a mortician, not the embalmer.
Speaker 4 (34:16):
No, she said, but the mortician can't go ahead. I'm sorry.
Speaker 15 (34:22):
Yeah, I was told that he embalms him. He's dead now,
he died two weeks ago, unfortunately.
Speaker 3 (34:29):
There.
Speaker 15 (34:30):
Yeah, right, And allegedly my husband's aunt has a lock
of his hair that I have not confirmed with. But
I was gonna I was going to ask her about
She lives right next door to soll she go.
Speaker 6 (34:44):
Knock on the door.
Speaker 4 (34:45):
I want to want to I want to buy it.
I don't know that it's I mean, it's really illegal.
Don't say shady amazing. One man's traction of the man's treasure.
One man shady is another man's really cool. I would
give her a thousand.
Speaker 5 (35:00):
Dollars for it, but you need it authentic.
Speaker 4 (35:03):
I would give her a thousand dollars without authentication.
Speaker 9 (35:05):
Really yeah, but then if she knows that she can
just go cut anybody's hair and trick me correct and
then keep the real Elvis, I could.
Speaker 4 (35:15):
But if I were get but then it would be
worth more. I'll just talk myself out of the negotiation here.
If it were authenticate, it to be worth a lot
more than a thousand bucks. My thing was if somebody
had it right now. So this is Elvis is here,
and I knew I was looking at it, I would
go one thousand dollars un authenticated, so the price is less.
But I don't need you to prove it because it
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may come false and be worth nothing if it's not.
But that's pretty cool, and it's not cool. It's not cool.
That's pretty cool.
Speaker 6 (35:42):
Yeah, it is cool.
Speaker 8 (35:43):
And an embalmer does need to earn an associates or
bachelor's degree in mortuary science or funeral services from an
institution accredited by the American Board of Funeral Service Education.
Speaker 3 (35:54):
That's a major.
Speaker 6 (35:55):
That's a major.
Speaker 4 (35:55):
I don't know that that. I don't think.
Speaker 6 (35:58):
I mean, I guess you have to go to a
special school.
Speaker 7 (36:00):
You don't.
Speaker 6 (36:00):
You don't go to like ole miss but you're.
Speaker 5 (36:02):
Still like the associate.
Speaker 4 (36:05):
Maybe it's like the number of hours you might like,
where are you going? Bowling Green? What for it? Embalming?
Speaker 3 (36:10):
You can have a lot of friends if you say that.
Speaker 4 (36:12):
No, I bet it's like going to get that you're like, uh,
a license to do nails?
Speaker 5 (36:19):
Yeah, like what poe do you decide? I feel like
so much of that more.
Speaker 3 (36:23):
Than yeah, you're just born into it.
Speaker 5 (36:24):
Yeah, you've been around it for a while, so it
doesn't freak you out because like, at what point do
you decide that's just what you want to do?
Speaker 4 (36:29):
But that's like a butthole doctor, same question, right, No, I.
Speaker 5 (36:32):
Feel like it's very different. They're very intrigued by the gastro.
Speaker 4 (36:36):
No, that's the last one you want that's why you
worry about butthole. That's like, everybody raise your ant. Who
wants heart, who wants brain? Who wants bones? Okay, wow,
there are a lot of bones. Okay, three quarters of
the group wants bones. Two, you're gonna have to do butthole.
I'll do butthole.
Speaker 5 (36:52):
No, they love it.
Speaker 4 (36:53):
No.
Speaker 8 (36:53):
Imagine a fifth grader when the teachers saying, what do
you want to be when you grow up? And they
raise their hands a butthole doctor. No one says that
that's great.
Speaker 4 (36:59):
Well, well, I don't even think a lot of them
as adults probably go in to be a doctor, going
I for sure I want to hit that rectum. I
think it's probably like something in the body. And they
know there's talk to.
Speaker 5 (37:12):
One because because I think that they do like it's.
Speaker 3 (37:15):
They're gonna lie, They're not gonna be honest with that's.
Speaker 5 (37:17):
Such a small part of what they're working with. They're
working with the whole g I.
Speaker 4 (37:21):
Like it's I went to athole doctor, and that's the
whole thing she dealt with on me.
Speaker 5 (37:24):
They called that the second brain. Like there's so much.
Speaker 4 (37:27):
Thinking it's a second brain. You're g I No, we're
talking only butthole.
Speaker 5 (37:33):
But that's that doctor works with the intestines everything.
Speaker 4 (37:36):
It's not just the or her name on her office
AE butthole Betsy. So I think that was like her thing.
I mean, you're right, You're right, it's more than just
a butthole. But I'm saying I thank you. I think
the a proctologist. From my guessing and having conversations with doctors,
especially in America, it's not the most desired feel to
(37:57):
go into. A lot of people will go, oh, that
is something where there's not a lot and I can
get there are more options for me because it is
not the most desired path for a doctor when you
get to choose from day one where you'd like to go.
Speaker 5 (38:12):
With that.
Speaker 4 (38:14):
How's that XT? Do I make any sense?
Speaker 5 (38:16):
You do? Of course, I just don't know that that's
at the bottom of the list. For some people, I
feel like they genuinely are.
Speaker 4 (38:23):
I am so passionate about getting the butthole.
Speaker 3 (38:26):
Check them out.
Speaker 4 (38:26):
Check yeah, do you have a goatee? Okay, that's too
too strikes.
Speaker 5 (38:29):
No, they're so fascinated by the gi But again, we're
talking about this is so totally different because this is
like heavy schooling.
Speaker 4 (38:38):
Yeah, This is like ten a decade of schooling to.
Speaker 3 (38:41):
Do you get paid more to be a butthole doctor
like that?
Speaker 4 (38:44):
But here's the question do The answer is I'm going
to say yes, but no, betweening on what you do,
depending on but I'm saying buttholes.
Speaker 5 (38:50):
Every day, some people perform surgery.
Speaker 4 (38:53):
You get paid between four hundred and seven hundred thousand
dollars the average for proctologists. But the point is, do
you get not paid more? Up against there are Probably
it's easier to get to one of those jobs if
you're good. That pays a lot because there's not ten
thousand people trying to be a butthole doctor when there
are a lot of okay doctors that are general.
Speaker 5 (39:12):
I will give you that.
Speaker 4 (39:13):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, And I'm thankful that people want to
be butthold doctors.
Speaker 3 (39:17):
Somebody's gonna do it.
Speaker 4 (39:18):
Yeah, butthole Betsy, I didn't. I was. I felt bad
for her, like I and she tried to be cool
about it. She was like, Okay, turn around to take
your pants down, and I was like behind the waffle
house and she was like trust me. But yeah, well, Laura,
so you're saying Elvis are dead.
Speaker 16 (39:34):
Yeah, I wonder what is the easiest, Like, when you're
going through medical school, what is the easiest thing to
specialize in?
Speaker 4 (39:43):
Okay, great question, what's the easiest. Let's say it like this,
what's the easiest of all the hards? Because I don't
wanly made feel insulted.
Speaker 5 (39:49):
That's not at all, I guess, but I do wonder,
and maybe some doctors know and they have their classmates,
so like, did they talk about this, like I really
want to be a doctor, and I would.
Speaker 3 (39:57):
General, Oh, general's easy.
Speaker 4 (40:00):
I would say that'd be hard because you know everything
general is much more surface, not a lot of You
don't have to spend many years diving into one specific part.
And I think generals because I have a really great general.
They have to learn as they go still because again
they're not an expert.
Speaker 6 (40:14):
Revolving too, you know, and they just have to know the
basis because then they send you to a specialist.
Speaker 4 (40:17):
They have family medicine. Yes, okay, probably because but again
I want to take the word to ease out.
Speaker 5 (40:25):
Sure we could remove that word. I didn't know if
some people though approach that. There could be some shady
that just approached like I just want to get the
easiest because we need family doctors. Some are I would
say majority are likely just very passionate about helping people
with everyday issues.
Speaker 4 (40:39):
I say some medical specialties are generally considered less competitive
and may require less training time. These include number one
family medicine, Number two internal medicine, and number three pediatrics
and number four letters. I'm a doctor of letters. That's you,
that's me. That's not really really less, but I'm a doctor,
so please respect me, sir. But ho Bett, he thought
(41:00):
it was cool. She's like, oh, doctor on doctor crime.
Speaker 3 (41:02):
Here there you go.
Speaker 4 (41:04):
Thank you, Laura. I hope you have a great day.
Oh we have a great day. Thank you, Thank you
very much. All right by Bobby Bone Show.
Speaker 6 (41:11):
Sorry up today.
Speaker 8 (41:13):
This story comes us from Canada. We call this vigilanti
justice gone wrong. A fifty year old man's driving in
the car in front of him, swerving all over the
road and he's like, oh, he's got to be drunk.
So he calls the police, Hey, we got a drunk
driver here. And when the car pulled up at a
stop sign, the guy blocked him in wouldn't let him go.
(41:33):
So police arrive and it turns out the driver was
just having a hard time seeing in the dark. But
the fifty year old that was blocked him in.
Speaker 4 (41:40):
He was drunk. Oh man, it's just like the sixth
sense twist. Why did he call he sees dead people?
Speaker 11 (41:48):
He is?
Speaker 4 (41:48):
Wow, Okay, I'm much that's your bonehead.
Speaker 6 (41:52):
Story of the day.
Speaker 4 (41:54):
Got the best cake for my wife for her birthday.
That was a couple of days ago. And I just
found the girl on Instagram and she that's what she does,
makes cakes, and so I DMed her, was like, hey,
how much for a cake? And then usually it takes
like a week, and so I filled out the little dude.
This was the greatest cake I've ever seen. I should
have know.
Speaker 2 (42:11):
I should know her name to plug her. It's like
mads eats or something all like that.
Speaker 3 (42:14):
It oh, that sounds right.
Speaker 4 (42:15):
It was so it was so tall and awesome and
pretty and there's bows.
Speaker 5 (42:19):
It was amazing and like little pearls and seashells.
Speaker 3 (42:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (42:22):
And I really can't do a lot of dairy right
now because of my stomach issues, and so I think
we gave the cake mostly to YouTube. Yeah, we had kid,
it's not us great cake though, right, awesome?
Speaker 5 (42:32):
So good? Yeah, No, I believe my son has asked
for it for dinner and breakfast ever since you have more. Yeah, oh,
there was so much.
Speaker 4 (42:39):
What was the cake you were talking about? It wasn't
a gender reveal.
Speaker 5 (42:41):
No, it was a mental health reveal. So like think
gender reveal cake, but you get your mental health results
and you give them to the baker in an envelope.
And so this one girl posted on TikTok that she
was doing all this stuff to figure out if she
was bipolar or ADHD, and she gave the results.
Speaker 4 (43:01):
I got a cake to tell her that she cut
into it.
Speaker 5 (43:03):
She gave the results at baker, and so if she
cut into it and it was pink, she's ADHD. If
it's yellow, she's bipolar. And so she had the cake
and she had no idea, and then she sliced into
it and turns out she had ADHD.
Speaker 4 (43:17):
If it was bipolar, would have been like you cut
in the cake, there's a pie in there, and inside
the pie there's like another cake, and then there's also
like a cupcake. Like I've had family that are bipolar,
and you kind of don't know what you're gonna get.
And until they realized it, that was the hardest part.
They didn't know. And I'll be honest, my mom was
bipolar before she died too, and so that's why I
worry about me a little bit that that could be genetic.
(43:37):
But she had no you have no idea.
Speaker 5 (43:39):
She had no idea, And I think she did two
to three months worth of like this therapy and testing
to try to narrow it down. And I was talking
to my friend that's a therapist, and I was like,
is there is there crossover between those two.
Speaker 4 (43:53):
That's almost funny?
Speaker 5 (43:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (43:54):
Right, maybe that's what it is. You're not celebrating it,
but you're not making it something that they're shame attached
to it. Exactly.
Speaker 5 (44:00):
Her thing was she wanted to bring awareness to that
any cake.
Speaker 4 (44:04):
To be honest too, I love to which makes you
feel good?
Speaker 2 (44:06):
I love cake?
Speaker 5 (44:07):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, So it was kind of her way
of doing it, bring awareness and not have any any
shame around it. So mental health cake reveal.
Speaker 4 (44:16):
I don't think I would do that because I just
want to eat the cake. I don't need that. And
the gender reveal cake, I guess you do it, and
I would do that. I guess if like my wife
wanted to do it, that wouldn't be the way I
would do it. I would like shoot a ball and
miss and it or hit it popshdah.
Speaker 5 (44:31):
You were like you could drop off any kind of
results to the baker and be like STD.
Speaker 3 (44:35):
Reveal, Oh my goodness.
Speaker 4 (44:37):
Oh my god, no way an STD cake you could.
I don't know if you want cake, dude, or or
like with our job, are you fired or not?
Speaker 5 (44:47):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (44:48):
Like contracts coming up? Did they renew you? You cut it? Wow?
Speaker 5 (44:52):
I mean yes, the options are pretty limitless.
Speaker 4 (44:55):
Her name, just so I can put this out there
because I did not get the cake for free. I
paid full price. She was not even the listener of
the show, so it wasn't even like she thought it
was cool that I was buying the cake from her.
It's m A D S dot e A t Z
MADS eats and it was a plus lunchbox. You were
a topic of conversation at dinner because as we're eating
the cake and it was good, Eddie Goes is stupid.
(45:17):
He thinks cake sucks just generally.
Speaker 3 (45:19):
He says it's disgusting.
Speaker 4 (45:20):
Yeah. I was like, that's a pretty stupid as like,
as a full person, nobody thinks you're stupid, but that's
a pretty stupid opinion.
Speaker 6 (45:26):
No, cake is not that good.
Speaker 4 (45:27):
No, no, that's right. Everybody pretty stupid just generally takes.
Speaker 6 (45:32):
Here's the thing.
Speaker 8 (45:32):
I would rather have, just the part where there's no icing.
I can eat the little like in the middle where
there's no icing.
Speaker 4 (45:38):
That's part for Halloween. Do you like those little butter candies.
Speaker 6 (45:44):
Bid honey?
Speaker 5 (45:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (45:45):
Yeah, no, My favorite Halloween candy is Reese's pumpkins.
Speaker 4 (45:49):
Just asking because really old people like no icing and
bit honeys.
Speaker 5 (45:53):
I love bit of honey and yeah.
Speaker 6 (45:55):
I can't believe you guys like cake so much.
Speaker 4 (45:57):
It's just everyone likes no.
Speaker 6 (45:59):
My buddy doesn't like cake either.
Speaker 4 (46:02):
He found he had a birthday on December thirty in
a support group.
Speaker 6 (46:05):
He likes brownies.
Speaker 4 (46:06):
He doesn't like cake anyway. Mental health cake, I'm for it.
It's weird, but weird doesn't mean wrong or bad. But
good for her for doing that to make it not
be such a negative.
Speaker 5 (46:19):
Yeah, she decided to put in the work.
Speaker 4 (46:24):
It's like the doctor's like, yeah, you have to let
everybody know, and you're like, oh, craps, you buy everybody
a cake because.
Speaker 5 (46:29):
Oh gosh, like like if you cut into it now,
this is if.
Speaker 4 (46:33):
You have it to know, if you cut into this
cake and it's green, you have TD for me. If not,
we're in the clear. Just drop them off at like
five dudes houses.
Speaker 5 (46:43):
In that case, you probably do little old cupcakes. Yeah,
depending on how many you need to.
Speaker 3 (46:49):
Try, I guess.
Speaker 4 (46:50):
So yeah, that's it you tomorrow. But the Bobby Bone
Show theme song written, produced and sang by read Yarberry.
You can find his instagram at red Yarberry, Scuba Steve
executive producer, Raymondo, head of Production. I'm Bobby Bones. My
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