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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I'm Ralph Barbosa. Check me out on the Bootleg keV podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Yeah, listen, man, we got Ralph Barbosa on the Bootleg
CAV podcast. Ladies and gentlemen, it's very good to see
you're Now we're rolling. Ok Now, we're rolling. I thought
we were kind of rolling already.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Because I'm bad at podcasts. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
It's all good. It's all good. Man shout out to Dallas, Dallas, Texas.
His own is here.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Sure, Ralph Barbosa by way of Dallas, Texas in the house.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
In the house. Let me ask you a question, like
is it cool like because I know you're, like, you know,
you liking the hip hop and shit. You obviously did
some skits on OT's album, and you know, I always
see you hanging out with rappers and ship. But is
it cool to have like like fucking Dallas is kind
of popping, like big ex the plugs fucking lit right now.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Yeah, I've never met him, but yeah, I've never got
to meet him.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Arguably, like two of the like the two popping guys
from Dallas right now nationally and your own you know.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Who, We're so busy, we never run into each other,
you know.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Yeah, how many shows are you doing like a week,
like when you're just like, obviously, I'm sure you got
your main tour. But if like, let's say you're like
at a tour and you're just like, yo, I just
want to pop up on stage and just work some shit.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
My main shows are always going to be like the
Friday Saturday, sometimes Thursday Friday Saturday, which would always end
up being like six shows.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Is not always happening always always.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
And then like this weekend, I mean this week we
did so today's Wednesday, Tuesday. Last night we did a
college gig at UC Riverside shout out to the students
from there. And then tonight Wednesday and tomorrow we're going
to do two shows a night at the Comedy Store
just to work out some material. So if you are
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here to see a good show, you have overpaid because
I'm just going new shit. Yeah, I'll just go out there,
work some shit out, maybe just talk to the crowd
or something. I don't do too much crowd work, but is.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
That a thing now, right? Like it's like you almost
like there are certain guys who like are like really
kind of exclusively known for just talking to the crowd. Yeah,
and like to me, it's cool, but like, is it
is it safe to say that like crowd work, comedians
are frowned upon against like I think in the industry,
if you.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Would, I wouldn't say they're frowned upon. I think it
depends on like the the age of the comedian or
maybe just the comedian themselves.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Like some old head.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Yeah, just like like a traditional like purists, like kind
of like with It's kind of like with hip hop,
remember where a lot of people were hating on like
mumble wrap or or like oh, they don't even have
metaphors anymore. I think it's kind of like that. But
in my in my mind, funny's funny for sure, you
know what I mean. A good show is a good
show no matter what.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Yeah, And I feel like too like nowadays, like because
it was another thing where like, oh, my guy pulled
the label off the diet doctor pepper. You give diet
doctor pepper free love.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Now I'll give them the free love. I don't care.
I just have this weird thing about peeling labels off
my bottles.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
And you have Yeah, do you think like, first of all,
you don't you don't need to lose weight. Why are
you drinking the aspartam, Like.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Why does that pertained the cancer stuff?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Yeah, it's in there.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Well that's maybe that's why I drink it. I'm on
my way out the door, bab.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
I would understand if you were like a fat guy
or you just prefer diet soda.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Bro, why do people wait until they're fat to start
drinking the diet soda? Maybe this was keeping me from
getting fat? You thought of that bootleg kif.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
That's a good idea. Don't wait until you get fat
to start eating and drinking the right ship. Like, like,
to be fair, drinking the right ship is not diet soda,
but drink soda.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Nah, I'm diabetic, so I just I'll go with the
diet drinks.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Well that makes sense.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
And people would like to to be like, you know
those have more sugar than the regular ones.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Well they have more sugar, they just have terrible ship. Yeah,
but because I drink diet coke every day, really and
this ship like this is an energy drink with no sugar, bro.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
I don't remember if it was one of those, or
maybe it was like that C four one. I don't
like energy drinks.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Four, have you itching?
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Yeah, that Sea four had me.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Like dog seafour, have you tweak and you'll be.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Like I was like Smoky in the chicken coop.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Like, bro, if you drink a seafour, like Ma Hoomie
Sam will drink a Sea four and just sit down
at this computer, and I'm like, bro, I feel like
you're supposed to drink that before you work out.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Yeah, for sure, you need to do something where you're
gonna be better.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Fuck that. They sell those like they're a normal energy
drink because they got this. They have the ingredient in
them that like make you itch the pre workout ingredients.
It's like you'll have one and you'll be like, oh shit,
fucking starburst, a.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Starburst that's what. That's what enticed me, that red starburst
K And then they don't have sugar.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
And then I feel like a crackhead. Yeah, the ghost
is good. The ghost is just normal caffeine. It's not
like you ain't gonna be fucking tweaked out.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
I'm also very anti energy drink, Like, forget the energy bro.
If I'm ready to crash out, I just crash out.
I don't care about the priorities, I don't care what's
going on. I'm all wheel power. And if I'm out
of willpower, then I'm out of wheel power.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
You could tell I have an energy drink and a coffee,
so my caffeine consumption is getting out of hand.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Fucking heart, It's just about a pop right now.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
For sure, it's a problem, it's definitely a problem. But
now we're talking about guys going to say it like,
I feel like another version of the hip hop comparison
would be like guys who get like funny online, like
I guess ge guys, right, but you were saying that
you're like you love Drewsky. Drewsky's fucking hilarious. He's fucking
doing arenas and you know, doing his own version of
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whatever comed is.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
I used to hate on like a lot of the
really funny like TikTok and Instagram guys. But I think
that I was just hating on them because when I
when I was hating on him, I was a very
unsuccessful up and coming comic. I was just going to
open mics every night and these guys hanging yeah, and
I'm like, write a joke, right, But even when I
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was hating on him, like, I couldn't help but laugh
at them either. Everybody spends time on their phone and
funny's funny, Like I don't know, I can't help it,
Drew Ski, Juicky's on them on a whole other level
to me, Like his kids are fucking hilarious.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
They're so like wealth. Did you see the one he
just did with the row Tie Willie where they were like, uh,
people from the South don't don't know when they're being
overly offensive. Some of the scenarios he just sets up
are just like yep, like it's it's the acting that
goes to the shoft to Drew Ski shouts, uh, I
just I got to show love my guy Concrete is
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fucking hilarious.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Oh yeah, I just talked to that dude.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
He's so funny. And I saw him. I saw him
at Haha Comedy Club like recently, because I never saw
like I know him, like he's been on my show before,
but just off his skits and ship, you know. And
I saw him do stand up because I've been seeing
him do stand up. And I went and saw a
comedy show, uh, and he was on it and.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
He was fun Jerry Garcia a lot, bro.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
He was so funny, Like his stand up had me dying.
I was like, what the fuck? I didn't know you
were funny like this, Like you know, I knew you
were about your skits and ship, but.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Never go to New York.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Yeah, I've gone to New York.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
You watched like a lot of shows out there.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
I haven't been to a comedy show in New York, man,
But you got to hit a comedy show in New York,
like the seller in all those places, seller or even
just like if you get any word on like just
random like like Matn forgot his name.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
They run a.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Barbershop show, comedy show.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Yeah, they just do it out of this little barbershop.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
That sounds fire.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Yeah, like some.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
New York ship. Yeah, do it at the bodega.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
I feel like another comedy hip hop comparison. You know,
a lot of New York hip hop was just heavy
on like what the lyrics were the bars? And Man,
New York, the comedy scene in New York will make
you into a better writer, Like you have to get
more creative, you have to, like I don't know, just
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like just like how in New York hip hop it's
just like bar after bar, Like the rhymes are quicker
out there, like the jokes are quicker, like.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
And you got to kind of have to be because
like you're almost like the way of living there is
so like you have to just be on top of
it in life because because you're around people all the time,
you're on the subway, like you know what I'm saying,
Like you got to be quick on your toes to
go to the store out there, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Survival mode. For sure, I thought, like I thought it
was kind of bad out here, but I'm afraid to
get like assaulted in New York. I don't think anybody
would help.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
No, No, they walk right by here. Yeah, I know
for sure.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
I was in the subway like like New York Times Square,
so it's just like packed, like there's hundreds of people
walking around, and there was a man laying face down
on the floor. I don't know if he was dead
or asleep. Everybody just kept going by here. Nobody asked nothing,
bro Like, everybody just kept walking.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
So that is the one thing about New York is
everyone minds their fucking business. Like if you were to
get in, if you were to literally get stabbed, people
would just walk by. They would they'd be like, well,
I got to get to work.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
I think they were like a video, wasn't there if
some lady getting choked and everybody's just like, no happening.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
That's what I'm saying. It's like New York is great.
I love it here, but I would never live in
New York. And then it's obviously like the opposite of
being in Texas.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Texas, everybody's looking for a reason to get involved.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
You know, everyone wants a reason that used their right. Hey,
god they God damn, I got my fucking thing on me.
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Man, I was I was driving. It's like a couple
of years back. I was driving and I felt like
this dude was just trying to kind of like race
with me or something. So we're just, you know, just
speeding on the highway. Meaning this dude he passed me up,
and then I passed him up, and I thought it
was kind of fun. And then this dude pulls up
next to me and he pulls out a gun, and
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I guess he's just been trying to stay ahead the
whole time. Maybe he thought I was cutting them all.
He thought, Yeah, I'm like, hey, whatever, fun And this
dudes like, fuck you bitch, can shoot you. Yeah, like
almost slow white.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Nah, I wasn't white.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Everybody, Texas, don't discriminate everybody's.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Everybody's t mad, Yeah, pissed. Shout out to Texas. You're
like a pretty big car guy, right, Like didn't you
grew up like kind of like around a body shop
and shit, and like, yeah, that would have been your
first if comedy didn't work out, you'd been fixing cars.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Yeah. My dad had a body shop in an Oak Cliff,
which is a neighborhood in Dallas.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Shout out to oak Cliff. That's where you other Beezy's from.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Right Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Yeah, yeah, so very very serious area.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Oh Cliff was a pretty serious area.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Yeah. Yeah, my dad had a body shop there. And
so when I was like thirteen fourteen, maybe even like
younger in the summers or just like every now and then,
my dad would take me to work there or I
just get dropped off there.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
And like, hey, this is where you're at for today.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Yeah, I'm just sitting there like with paint fumes and
there was no like paint booths, so everything was just.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Like then whoever's workings, Like, I guess we're babysitting the
bosses kids today.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Yeahretty and it was just like my family, a couple
other dudes with no papers, just watching everybody drink. We
had a basketball hooping there, which is pretty cool. Fire
So it's just standing a lot of cars. Down the
street was the barbershop where I were that also, so
it's like my two little gigs there, like standing cars
or cutting hair. No Cliff and no Cliff, which is
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why a lot of people think I'm from there. But
I wouldn't technically say I am. I say I got
like some.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Yeah, but you're like your crib wasn't there?
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Yeah, no, no, no, I was on the other side of
the city tracks. Yeah, I was out there in.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Mesquite, which which is a nice area.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
It's it's nice to people who live in o Cliff
or like Pleasant Grove, like in ghetto areas. But then
when you talk to like people who live in like
it's weird because if I talk to like black and
Hispanic people and they're here from the Ski, they'd be like, oh,
hell yeah, you know, from a nice place. And then
you tell white people from the Ski and they're just
like yea. So it's like there's no winning bro right
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in the middle.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
How do you feel about everybody just like moving to Texas.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
I I mean, I don't care.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
It's fucking hell of fools. I think Texas had the
most like new residents last year, Like were people like
just new people move there.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
I don't really, I don't really care about it, just
because I mean, it happens to big popping.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
City, it happens to the best places.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
But I moved out to like the country in Texas.
I'm not gonna say where exactly because people will be
like asking me and stuff. But I'm like out in
the middle of nowhere, tiny tiny little town and people
are starting to move there, and I am kind of like, ah,
the fun there goes the neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
It was the neighborhood. A fucking dickhead from California's here.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Not even that like people from the city, like people
from in Dallas. I'm like, bro, stay in the city,
like this is my thing.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
When you say, like the country, like what is it, like,
like you got like acres or shit?
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Like what like we got a couple of acres?
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Nice? Yeah, any animals.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
My neighbor has horses.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Do you get to ride the horses? Nah?
Speaker 1 (12:50):
I don't like those horses. Man. One of them escaped
and then he came on to like our land, and
it was kind of scary because.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
To put that horse down if he trespasses it is
Texas staying ground.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
I don't know if I'm able to, but why would you.
I don't want to do it, Like.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
You have a fucking Yellowstone War happening in the middle
of fucking Dallas with your name.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
I'm like afraid of horses, bro, I want to. I
want to like conquer my fear and ride one. When
I was a kid, my uncle had one and my
uncle swore to god it was like a good horse.
And I was like, can I ride it? And he
was like, yeah, come touch it. And I got like
close to it and it started doing that.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
Like oh, you know that's crazy, and I was just like, fuck,
I wrote a horse recently for the first time, and
uh it was me and my wife watched Yellowstone and
for her birthday she was like, I'm gonna go ride
a horse.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
I was like, bet so I play in a little trip.
We went and rode horses and palm springs. Then motherfuckers
is motherfuckers?
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Bro?
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Like that's like if you're supposed to be like fully
in control, like it's a car but it's not a car.
You're like on this fucking giant mammal that has its
own free will. I guess bro.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
When I was in New York though, and I went
to like Central Park and they do the horse rides,
I felt bad for those horses because they were like
really calm and like, no they're broken yeah, And I'm like, bro,
where do you go at?
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Like when you're not here night, where you at?
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Yeah? Where is you?
Speaker 2 (14:10):
You're in New York City there, so like where's the farm?
Speaker 1 (14:13):
There is no place for a horse other than this park, Like, yeah,
where the fuck did you go?
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Dude? It's crazy because like when they say yeah, I
got my horse broken in, it literally means you broke
the horse's spirit. Yeah, like you made that like you
you you spiritually like psychologically tortured the horse to the
point where it'll just do whatever you wanted to do.
That I feel bad for.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Shout out to New York horses, man, get your life together, all.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
The horses men. Shout to the horse. Hey, fucking Texas
got all the big ranches though, you know, but cowboys.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Here's something that I realized too from moving out to
the country is like you see all these nice, beautiful
horses like on TV or like you see pictures of them,
and a lot of people in the country have horses,
but a lot of people in the country aren't wealthy, right,
so these horses look like ghetto horse.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Me.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
These horses are little crackheads, like just sucking beat down. Yeah,
they're not all muscular and majestic. They're just like, bro,
when is our owner gonna It's like when you.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Look on TV and there's like the beautiful Golden Retriever
rappers got a fucking Frenchy and then you go to
like your aunt's house and she got a fucking a
half Chihuahuai. She had a pug half pug, fucking just
street rat and you're like, Jesus Christ put.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
The little chain on it.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Yeah, oh my god. Yeah, it's crazy. Like did you
grow up going to like any of the like rodeos
and ship like or was that a thing.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
When when I was really really small, Yeah, me and
my grandpa would go. He dressed me up like a
cowboy and stuff, and we'd go watch the horses or
like the bullfights and all just pretty fun. But then
then I kind of feel bad. As I got older,
I started thinking about it, they were like electrocute the bulls.
Sometimes somebody somebody got electrocute something.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
You know, you got it makes stun guns for a reason.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Yeah, comedy movement.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
It's cool there, man, there's lots of pretty girls at
the Hoti feels Yo.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Talk to me like, because i'd heard kind of like
you talk a little bit about your pops on other podcasts.
Like he was an entrepreneur. Is it tafe to say? Yeah,
so he had multiple businesses.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
My dad back in the day was involved in some
less than legal activities, right, But I Meandy, it is
where he's from. Like, if you want to get out
of where you're from, I guess for sure my dad
was involved in some less than leego activities.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Is he from Texas?
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Originally he's from Texas. Yeah, he got out of it,
and then years after he got out of that, he
still got caught up. You know what I mean. He
did did his time, so had to go sit down. Yeah,
he has to go through some time for like drug
stuff or yeah, drug stuff was it?
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Because this is the thing. It's crazy being in CALLI
and seeing people go to prison for weed. I know,
it's a thing. I know there's a lot of people
sitting down for marijuana right now. But man, whenever we
go to like we went to Texas bro and like
OT was like, Uh, you're good in Houston, Like they're
not tripping in Houston. But the outskirts of these big
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cities is where the cops will get you fucked up
just for smoking.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
I think it always just depends on the cop you
happen to written into it.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
But what I'm saying like, depending on the area you
grew up, like motherfuckers is like really doing real prison
time for marijuana and other drugs.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
That sucks too, man, because it's like how people say
you were, I mean, as as as anti drug as
you are, whoever you are. It's understandable to be anti
drug on most drugs, especially if you see somebody who's.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Like heavy on mad tweaked out.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
But when have you ever seen a pothead that bad,
like somebody who only smokes weed, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Someone whose life depends on it, like someone who's like
more like like selling their fucking This is what I
say because I always say I would like to try
crack before I die. And the reason why I'd like
to try crack.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Before the dream. I was on crack last night. Sorry,
go ahead, crazy your dream.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
But I always would like, man, any drug that'll make
a straight man suck dick to get more of it,
you got to give it a shot one day. I'm
not saying I don't want to do it anytime soon.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Do it when there's no dicks within your radius.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
But we know what it's like with Bob Saget God
rest is soul said and half baked. No, have you
ever seen somebody ever suck some dick for some weed? No?
Speaker 1 (18:23):
I feel like if you're not wanting to suck dick
for the drug, should not be even a felony.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Like yeah, if you're not willing to suck dick and
cross the you know your sexual orientation boundary for that
for to get more of the drug, I think it
should be legal. I don't know if people are. People
aren't sucking dick for shrooms?
Speaker 1 (18:40):
No, No, And if you are, I mean that's my choice.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
That's like a that's just like a straight up YOURDC.
You're probably in a fucking rave like like, oh you
got shrooms, I got some head for.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
You, like that that juicy j bar where he's talking
about man, how does it go somebody he's fucking with
college chicks and then it's like they sucking dick for homework.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Shout out to JUICJ. Man. His fucking his wee trippy
main era mixtapes were fucking classic.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Oh yeah, I'm still those are like when I'm fucked
up and I'm.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Was a green carpet, Green carpet and then uh, what
was the the I'm getting high as fuck?
Speaker 1 (19:20):
I'm getting I'm getting high as fuck and a double
cup I like that?
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Was that Wiskelefa?
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:26):
I think so in Two Chains to Change was on it?
Speaker 1 (19:29):
I like that, Uh my Manchin sitting on forty acres
who the neighbors? Kobe Bryant from the Lakers paper.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
That was an era. That was a nice that probably
was hitting his Texas too.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Yeah. Did Juice J has always been hitten.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
I feel like that era because he was off that lean.
I mean he always obviously sit with some scissor was always,
but I feel like he had the double cup ship
popping and that was like twenty twelve, twenty thirty.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Mafia in general. Uh, what's that one song Juice Got Weed?
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Juice Got Juice Got not for sure, three six for sure?
Did you ever get just like, did you ever try lean?
Speaker 1 (20:06):
I've tried it, but I tried like very little of it.
They gave me, like, so I don't even know if
I got the full effect of it.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Never tried it. Man, I've had people try to pass me.
There a couple just take a sip. I'm like, a Nope,
I will not get addicted into golf syrup. Nah.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
I can see how it's addicted, for for sure. But
I didn't like how I got drug addicts throughout my family,
So I'm always very I'm only I've never even taken
a pain bill. Nah. Oh, dude, you gotta try.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
I just I've only smoked weed. I've done mushrooms. I
want to do some other ship like d MT and ship, but.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Then t shit kind of scares me.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
It's it's very intimidating, which why I haven't done yet.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
I'm everybody says that, like you see some stuff that
will help you get closure, Like this guy. My cousin
was telling me about this guy who like his wife
passed and I guess for like a year two years,
he didn't go out, he didn't date. He was just
really like depressed and stuff. And when he did that
that he saw his wife and that she was basically
(21:04):
telling him like it's okay, you know, or like like
my buddy, you know. Uh. I guess saw like stuff
about his father who has passed. And I don't know
if these are actual spirits coming to talk to you
or do you just see what you want to see
or hear what you want.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
It's like that in the ayahuasca thing, I'm like extremely
scared to do. I'm gonna do it, but I just
am very like, I don't know what I'm gonna see, bro,
which was the ayahuasca is the ship where you like
you have a shaman and then it lasts like four
or six hours or something. It's like you drink it
like in the tea. It's like the ship.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Like I could never do that.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
I hate tea. Yeah, well how do you hate tea?
Speaker 1 (21:39):
I don't like tea.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Love Doctor Pepper, but not Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
I like snapples, but that's not really tea.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
It's t ish. You don't drink like like a green tea.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Really, the only time I'll drink tea is if I'm
like really sick. It has to be like a hot tea, yeah,
or like a lot of lemon and honey. Sure, so
it doesn't taste like tea anymore.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Oh, you don't like to taste I don't. I don't
like to taste the tea. Man, Yeah, I can I
get it. He's not you know, you are you like
coffee sometimes? Yeah, but you're you're kind of like, uh,
you know, outside of sod your weakness. Would you say?
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Yeah, so it is probably my weakness.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Mine too, man, mind too. Coca cola.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Coca cola is good.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
It's the best.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
What I'm saying, I don't. I don't like stuff like
I don't like drinking coffee, like energy drinks a lot.
I like that Cuban coffee though.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Like that little little little shot. Yes, so that it
was like addictive, not just addictive. And it's great because
you just you don't feel like you're it's just shot
and then you're just like like we're ready. Man.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
I had like a few of those back to back,
went to Florida. I was just like fuck yeah, too much,
too much?
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Nah, I think the best ship if I ever, if
I could drink anything or eat anything without any sort
of negative consequences dietarily, it would be a Mexican coke.
If I could just have, if I could just have
like the big bottle of Mexican coke unlimited, and it
wouldn't affect my health in any negative way. It either
be that or pizza.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
You ever try Mexican food up north in the Bay
Very no, no, no, Like, well, I'm sure the Bay
has good Mexican food the Midwest, though, man, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no no.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
I lived in Florida, and because you know I'm from
the West Coast, I'm from Phoenix, so we got amazing
Mexican food. Bro.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Phoenix is so easy to find good Mexican food. Yes,
I like Phoenix.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
You can fall into good Mexican food there. But yeah,
when I lived in Florida, it was a joke.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
I got food poisoning from Mexican food in Minnesota.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
See, I wouldn't even have tried it. I was like,
we're in Minnesota. What do they got in Minnesota.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Oh, there's just so many Mexicans cheese curds.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
There's not so many Mexicans there. There's some.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
All the Mexicans in Minnesota were in your show. Now
we left the show and we were looking for just
like anything twenty four.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Hours to eat and there's a Mexican spot.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Well, we always look for a diner first of all,
because nobody ever really goes to a diner so low.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
Key, you know what I mean, for sure.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
So we find this one diner and it wasn't like
a diner. It was like a gay bar or something.
It just looked like a diner. Or maybe it just
happened to be a lot of gay dudes there that day.
I don't know, but they were serving alcohol a lot
of gay dudes. To me, that makes it a gay bar. Also,
I was still gonna eat there, but I couldn't get
a menu or service or anything.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
They were like this full straight fuck yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
So I felt so lame. So I was like, man,
let me just find another place real quick. And the
first place that came up was this Mexican restaurant down
the street. So we went and it was like they're
doing like karaoke. It was like more of a party
bar type vibe. But they they had after hours naha.
They just stay open till like two at that so
(24:42):
it's already like one or one thirty. And when we
sat down, the server was like, oh, we're gonna the
kitchen is gonna close like in ten minutes.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
You get your ordering.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
So they had like these big family platter type like okay,
tony tacos or like this thing. So we're like, man
to bring us like these three items, like you know,
and I think they just cooked it in a rush
since they wanted to close already. And man, we're gonna leave.
We're supposed to. We were supposed to leave to the
airport like at four am. And when I got up,
I just knew that I wasn't gonna be able to
(25:12):
take another step without throwing up.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
But I had to stay in that hotel room like
another twenty four hours.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Dude. I recently, me and this food were going to
Vegas for the iHeart Festival in September and I was
going out there. Why were you? Why were you coming
with me? We're shooting interviews? Yeah, okay. So I had
eight in La there stores called Aldi, which is like
the healthy foods. Nah. It's like you go there and
(25:39):
you get discounted shit. It's almost like a discount grocery store,
right oho. So my wife got lunched me from there,
and right before I left, I ate a sandwich and
uh man, I was I've never been so sick in
my life. And it was food poisoning. And when I
tell you, dog like I was puking, shitting, I mean, Bro,
(26:00):
I was like in fetal position in the front seat
of the car. Yeah, just like Bro. And then we
get to the hotel in Vegas. Bro, I was just
in the bathroom. I put the pillow next to the toilet.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
That's how it was.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
I put the I put a blanket down on the floor,
and I put the trash can right there too. I
had the shower running for a lot of it. I
was like, man, I need to heat the ship up,
and I had the shower. I was just like dog,
bro is the worst.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
And then I'm like a baby too, like I'm ready
to as soon as I even get like a cold,
I'm ready to. I'm out.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
That food poison is this in and out though, it
was like it's like a day and a half and
then I was like it's gone.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Yeah, but then your stomach still kind of sensitive for sure.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Yeah, but you're you lost a little weight though. At
the end of that food poison and ship you want
to lose like you want to lose five pounds just
lunch me.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
I've been trying to gain weight. I've been trying to
gain weight for years.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Drink, drink the regular doctor pepper.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
I'll die. No.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
We had a Denny's in my hometown that was called
Jenny's in Phoenix.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Wait, wait, you had a Denny's.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
We called it Jenny's because it was the gay Denny's
Seventh Street and Camelback in Phoenix, and it was like
you would go there and it would be like a
gay bar, bro, Like, because all the gay clubs are
right there, so like everybody leave the gay club and
go to Jenny's. So you'd get like it was right
by the radio station I was on out there, so
(27:18):
we would leave, go go eat. This shit would be
fucking turned up in there. Bro.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
That sounds like the type of place a gay dude
would go to, like if he's been striking out all night.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
But you know what, Let's go to Danny's and see
what's that Jenny's. Let's go to the gay Danny's and
see if we can fucking pull something. You never know, Right,
Let's go get a grand slam, Let's go have a
couple of cokes and see what's hanging out.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Well, one thing I've learned from one night stands is
if the girl or whoever your respective partner of the
night is if the first one you were hanging out
with throughout the night, like it just doesn't work out
and it's like two three in the morning, don't try to.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Pick up another.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Don't just go to sleep, go to sleep, because whoever
you're going to try to pick up is beyond drunk
at that point.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
And to be fair, it's like your options at that
point get worse, yeah, and worse. And if you if
you try to do that from a desperate place, well
you're gonna wake up like what the fuck did I
just do?
Speaker 1 (28:19):
If you're if you're way too drunk and I see
a sign off you're way too drunk, I'm out of
there for sure, no remorse.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
Well you're your too famous, like you can't be like
even before though, no, no for sure, but I'm saying,
but like you can't even risk it, like like if
a girl like I feel like if a girl is
even just like hey, like, hey go home.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Yeah, I was at I was at a club once
and this girls like my friends are here, Like we
were hanging out throughout the night with her and shoot,
I could tell she was drinking kind of heavy. So
I was already like on edge, and she was like,
my friends are here, they're coming in from the entrance.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Let's go get them.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
And so as we're walking to the other side of
the club, she's like stumbling and at one point she
just straight up falls and had. I had just met
her that night at the club, and the security guy
was like, hey, bro, you can't have your girl. Your
woman like doing like this, man, you might have to leave.
I was, I don't know her, I walked off.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
You just left. You're like, shit, that's all I Hey,
dog me, bro, I don't.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
I don't like hanging out with people who get crazy
drunk like that, but when I'm when I'm blackout drunk,
I do want somebody to help me out.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Do you get blackout drunk often?
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Nah, I've gotten black out drunk maybe like four times
my whole life.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
Your whole life. That's impressive. Consider you consider blackout drunk
like you don't remember, or drinking to puking both.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
So if I'm drinking to the point where I don't remember,
I'm probably gonna puke at some point in that night.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Because I'll get to the point where I'm drinking and
I'm like, fuck, I'm fucked up and I didn't eat
ship today. I just need to go get this shit
out of me, and I'll just go puke.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Nah, I won't puke unless I'm like at the point
where I'm not gonna remember stuff.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
I got to get this shit out of me before
I fucking like in the front seat of my boy's
car and then I puke in his fucking car. My
father in law threw up in the want to see
to my cyber truck shot out to him. I thought
it was fucked up.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
You're married? Yeah, oh shit, Congress Yang Gang.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
I ain't been married since twenty eighteen.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
Okay, nice, Yeah, I'm.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
My wife's Mexican. My kids are both my kids are Mexican.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
You don't got to being racing to it.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
We're here, man, we're here. No, but but yeah, no
since twenty eighteen, So what is that six years now
to be six years in December?
Speaker 1 (30:23):
Any advice?
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Um, are you? Are you in a relationship?
Speaker 1 (30:28):
No?
Speaker 2 (30:29):
No, doo, I get in one now. I would just say, like,
if you get into a relationship with somebody whom which
you can see the potential of I would say this
anybody who you would call like your lady, because you
could have fun and have homies that you fucking like
kind of like situationships if you will. But if you're
gonna like make some shit official, I feel like you
(30:51):
always want to do that with somebody who you feel
like would be like a good mom, you know what
I'm saying. Yeah, so I would always look at it
like a girl through the perspective of like, man, if
I got a kid, this girl.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
I like to give people the benefit of the doubt though,
you know, I mean that's fair. I like to I
like to hopefully impregnate somebody who would who I think
would make a horrible mom.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
And then make her a better mom. Yeah, like she
would suck. Like, Yo, I've met this girl. She was
doing Xanax, and I'm like those toxic girls.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
I'm like, I need a project.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
That's a thing for real, Like if you like, like, hey, man,
for sure, for sure.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Fall in love with strippers quite often. Yeah, they don't
want to be saved.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
But my wife was a stripper.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
No, you just she don't care that. You just said
it like she was a tripper.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
Yeah, I meant I was DJ at the strip club
and she was dancing. Oh yeah, yeah, but I knew
her for like, like she was like she was a
fourth grade school teacher and then she would dance, So
she was like teaching fourth graders and then dancing.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
It'd be funny if she like confused her jobs, you
know what I mean, she went to work mode at
the wrong job. But Okay, how how long were you
dating before you and I were friends?
Speaker 2 (31:57):
For like, see we started dating in twenty sixteen, we
were probably friends for like two years prior to that,
where I would just be in town DJ and you know,
she was just the homie at the club, Like she
was like the only girl at the club. Wouldn't drink
on the job because she had to get up and
go teach school.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Did she have like a favorite song that she would
dance to sometimes?
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Yeah, like fucking uh depended depended for sure. Sure, I'm sure.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Did you ever like did you guys when you were dating?
Did you guys ever have a fight and then you
showed up outside her room with a boombox and then
played that song?
Speaker 2 (32:30):
No no, but that definitely showed up to saw her
fucking house, Like, no, we're to talk you ain't going
You ain't getting out of this. But yeah, she's great.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
Did you ask her to stop dancing or did she
kind of naturally on her own.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
No, it was just kind of like once we moved
to La together, it just kind of like it wasn't
necessary anymore. It wasn't like she was like one she
hated it, you know what I'm saying. But it was
just kind of like a necessary means for her to
support her kid.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
You know, I wonder how many dancers don't.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
Really most dancers don't like it. Bro. No, it's not
that they don't like it, but it's like you got
to understand like the strip stripper. I mean, listen, I'm
dj at Jaguars and Phoenix for fuck over a decade,
and like strip club culture is like it could be
it could pull you in for real, you know what
I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Yeah, I imagine it has to be fun maybe at
the beginning, right right, and then it must get I.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
Think at a certain point in time. It's like it
just depends on what you're doing it for. It if
you're doing it because hey I want to have fun,
get fucked up, make some money, you know, it is
what it is. If it's like, yo, I got a goal.
This is a way for me to get to my goal.
If it's like yo, Because at the end of the day,
like being a stripper is very it's there's a you know,
there's a fucking negative connotation to that line of work, right.
(33:45):
People automatically assume you're this or you're this. Right. So
it's like, then there's strippers who like treat this shit
like a job for real. It's like, you know, it's
at the end of the day, a stripper's job is
to make you feel good enough to give them more money. Right.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
I feel like that's my job as well.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
Their job is to make you feel like you have
a chance, so you keep spending money and.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
Then kind of like crack, you're always going to chase
the dragon, right, and.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
Then when when your time with that person's over, you're
looking for your two or three dance or your tour
you know whatever. Okay, I'm out, let me go try
to make some more. You know, you're out of money.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
Next thing you know, you're sucking dick for lap dances.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
Next next thing, you know, you're sucking dick for lap dances.
Are you a strip club guy?
Speaker 1 (34:24):
Nah? I've been a handful of strip clubs, but I
would have sayd I'm like a strip club guy.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
I enjoy strip clubs because I just like the and
I own a nightclub in a z that's fucking amazing
eleven eleven, which is lit as fuck. But if I'm
going out, I'm either going to a dive bar, I'm
going to a strip club.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
I love dive bars.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
Dive bar is my ship because I can actually like
talk to the homies, hear them, you know, random this
people watch, and then the strip club always has the
best food.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
I've gone to strip clubs with dudes who like don't
want to throw money. They're like, Nah, you don't need
to be throwing money, it's just about hanging out and drinking.
But I'm like, bro, it's a strip club. Like I
feel rude if I don't throw somebody, they don't even
got to come dance on me.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
But likething here, thank you.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
Imagine you sit down at a Jenny's and you just
order a coffee and you never order food, and you
don't want to leave.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
You're just drinking coffee, and it's like, Okay, you're taking
up real estate at the club.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
Like somebody who's gonna tip could be sitting here, you
know what I mean, and then you're gonna leave and
leave a five dollars tip for this poor waitress who's
been pouring you refills for the last two hours, Like
come on, oh.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
Yeah, shout out to the waitresses. That's funny. How many
strip club waitresses I've known that have always ended up dancing.
It's like it's like strip Like waitressing at the strip
club is almost like junior college, and then you go
to university, you know, and then you on the stage.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
One of my one of my friends, she's she's a dancer,
and she stopped dancing and she's just the waitress now,
which I don't I don't know.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
That happens too, where a girl will be a stripper
for all these years and then they get a little older,
or they get into a serious relationship, or they get
into like I'm just over this ship, let me just waitress,
or the club will come to her and say, hey,
look you're looking a little old and flabby. We got
a waitressing gig for you.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
And that's what's happened.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
Happen You gotta can you serve drinks because you could
be a hell of a bartender.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
That's like being a racehorse. And then one day they're like,
why don't you just give the kids, Why.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
Don't you go to the pet.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
You can still make tis.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
Baby, We'll still we'll still make a little money, will
cut you in, We'll give you some good feed. That
is really that's a nice correlation anyway, So talk to
me man, Just like for you, bro, like you've obviously
kind of taken the comedy world by storm in a
way that's like very It's just dope to see because
(36:47):
I remember when I first heard of you, it might
have been like a year and a half ago, maybe
maybe two years ago, and then it almost felt like
almost like within like a month or two of me
hearing about you and seeing some of your stuff online,
and like you're on Joe Rogan.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
Oh yeah, Joe Rogan was cool man, he was real nice.
It's crazy how many things people send him?
Speaker 2 (37:09):
Are you things?
Speaker 1 (37:11):
Yeah, Like I know I know when you when you
have like a podcast or like Rappers, comedian anybody with
like a following, people send you free stuff for sure.
But I remember when I got there there was all
these packages that had just gotten there too, And it's
like that morning, this is what everybody's saying, and a
lot of a lot of drugs.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
It's like there's just a package, like hey, yeah, that's
all the stuff that came in the mail.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
But it's like, bro, that's that's always crazy to me too,
people who send drugs like that, because it's like, do
you really think somebody's just gonna trust you to take
your drugs?
Speaker 2 (37:43):
Especially yeah, especially if they don't know you, especially like
you're sending drugs to Texas, which is never a good idea. Yeah,
but like and to like one of the most the
most powerful media personalities in the world, like, yeah, let
me just traffic drugs to his office.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
Even Joe looked at it, Who's just like, yeah, you
have to be an idiot to take this, like, which
I'm not gonna. I kind of tempted to take it.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
You're like, well, shit, bro, I'll take it. Story, I'll
figure it out.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
But nah, even I would like.
Speaker 2 (38:11):
Like I took these fucking jkass drugs from Joe Rogan's
office and he didn't want to take and I ended
up in jail that night.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
My yeah, my biggest figure is like, what if somebody
just wanted to make a story out of this, Well,
what if somebody sent me free drugs just drop them
off or whatever, just saw that they could be like,
oh but I laced it with this, And so I
wanted to hear him tell a story about the time
he got laced with some shit. You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (38:33):
For sure, people are twisting me. Now people send you
free shit, like I get I I won't even take
free clothes anymore from clothing lines that you know. I
used to just send my address, not to everybody, not
my address, like the radio station address. I'm like, yeah,
I'll take whatever for free, for show whatever. But now
it's like someone's like, hey, man, I'm gonna send you
a package, and I look at their shit, I'm like, man,
that shit is whack.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
Sometimes like I'm good, Like you know, there's shit that
like I fucking fuck with. And you know, like if
fucking Cookies want to send me a box of clothes,
which they do very often, Yeah, I have a support burner.
That's my brother, you know what I mean. Like, but
I'm not fucking I'll support also like independent brands, you
know what I'm saying, Like if if there's like a
dope brand, it's like like this guy he makes these
(39:16):
wrestling shirts and I like the YO, shout out to
those guys. They did a collab with OT. Yeah you're
out of Houston. Their fire for sure, like they got
some hard as shit. I've seen it for sure. But uh,
but no, you were saying, so I want to know,
like going on Joe Rogan, there's always this you know,
narrative that once you go on there as a comedian,
(39:38):
almost like a flip switches in terms of like did
it change things for you? Did you notice the maybe
the extra attention, the extra fans, the extra ticket sales,
Like was there a correlation? No?
Speaker 1 (39:52):
No, No, I think I think I was doing all right.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
No, because you were you were you were like heating
up for you was heating he was on fire.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
I think the only the only thing it was more
like a like a badge of merit, if you want
to call it. Like a lot of people who are
already supporting me were like, yo, like it's official, you
made it. Now you're on the Joe Rogan podcast. But
I don't think I got more ticket sales from it
or nothing like that. You know what's funny, this is
(40:21):
how this is how wide and popular. His podcast is
though is I talked quite a bit about when I
used to paint cars, and I guess there was clips
that were, you know, released from that where I only
talk about that, and and and every now and then,
you know, you run into people who recognize you from
like my comedy clips. Order. I was at a bar
(40:43):
in Austin and somebody's like, yo, I know you, And
in my mind I'm like, oh, he's seen my my
stand up clips. He was like, you're a painter. He's like,
I saw you on Joe Rogan man. Keep up the
good word, like.
Speaker 2 (40:56):
You paying cars and you made it rog yeah it
must be fired.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
So that I mean, that was about it. But I
think I think a lot of the people who follow
me and a lot of people who support my career,
my stand up they were just kind of like proud
to see that. And a lot of a lot of
them are Joe Rogan podcast fans, so they were just like, oh, yeah, bro,
but do.
Speaker 2 (41:17):
You know how do you recall her? Do you know
how you kind of got on his radar? I mean,
obviously he's a comedian, fucking I.
Speaker 1 (41:23):
Think so somebody had sent me a clip one time
where him and I think it was like Burt Kreischer,
we're talking about me when the whole Lopez thing popped off.
And I think in that clip Joe mentioned he was like, oh, yeah,
I've seen his stuff online here and there, you know.
So I guess he had just seen me here and there.
So did he reach out to you, yeah? Or maybe
(41:45):
I don't know. I just I just remember my manager
was the one that was like, do you have interest
in doing the podcast? You could do it, you know.
And so I don't know if my manager reached out
first or they reached out first, but they got in
touch and I got an.
Speaker 2 (41:55):
Opportunity will I went up there during the pandemic, Freddie
Gives and Brian Moses did an episode and so I
was I went to Austin with Freddy Gibbs and uh
we went to his studio and I was so like, like,
the out the exterior of his studio is not what
anybody would expect. It's almost like you're pulling up to
like a doctor's office. I actually think there's a doctor's
office next door, and it's like very like unassuming. You
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wouldn't expect like this business complex or whatever.
Speaker 1 (42:21):
I didn't assume this was a studio.
Speaker 2 (42:23):
That's fair. This used to be a fucking illegal dispensary.
Speaker 1 (42:26):
I was about to say, yeah, this looks like like
you traffic.
Speaker 2 (42:30):
I actually think that might have happened here before. I've
heard some ship about this place. We had a remember
who was the the fucking oh remember dope Yola came
in here and he said, used to pick up pounds
of drugs from the agents that used to own this place.
Speaker 1 (42:43):
I bro, I bet you know.
Speaker 2 (42:45):
Thomas from you went on this pot. Yeah. He was like, Bro,
He's like, I know this place. He's like he's like,
walk me through the front because I could tell you where.
I was like, yeah, we had to re obviously redo it.
But no. But it's it's funny because it's like it's
for real, like like I would expect it to be,
like you got to pull up, there's this big gate,
open it up, and there's like fucking fields and like
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this big airplane hanger and it's just like, oh, you
just kind of pull up. Oh this is where it's at.
Speaker 1 (43:10):
Yeah, But I like, I like your space here, man,
and it's given me ideas because I want to start
a podcast.
Speaker 2 (43:16):
But it's the thing to do with you're a comedian, right, yeah.
Speaker 1 (43:19):
But I never made the time for it or made
it a priority. But yeah, I just started buying like
all the equipment and stuff, right, and I'm working on
I guess my own like little studio space. I don't
I don't want to rent a place now you can
ship building myself a little room.
Speaker 2 (43:35):
I mean you live in the country, Yeah, you got space.
Speaker 1 (43:37):
My only the only thing is though living out in
the country is like how am I going to get guessed?
That's the problem because I'm near Dallas, but I'm not
that close to data.
Speaker 2 (43:45):
That's the problem. And that is a big reason why
I still live in La. Yeah, you see.
Speaker 1 (43:50):
So I don't know even even.
Speaker 2 (43:51):
Moving to Dallas or like places I've considered, like like
I like l A, I love LA I love Birdbank
where I live. But I've like thought like damn, like
if I move, where would I go? And it's like, man,
but wherever I move, there's nowhere at least for what
I do that I would have the guest access that
I have here. Yeah you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (44:14):
And then you'd have to do those zoom podcasts.
Speaker 2 (44:17):
Which nobody likes.
Speaker 1 (44:18):
Nobody likes that.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
Yeah, and like it's like, you know, if I was like, oh,
I only if I was like a comedian or something,
I moved to Austin because that's what you want to
you'd want to do it. So at least it's kind
of how is that drive like four hours? Five hours?
Speaker 1 (44:29):
For me? It's three hours three hours?
Speaker 2 (44:31):
Okay? Yeah, but nah, no, you should do a podcast, dude.
Like and that's the other thing too, is like just
figure out what your thing should be is like interviewing fools,
like a lot of times, at least for you, you
could probably just have your friends on cause your friends
are popping, you know, like, hey, when are you d
in Dallas next?
Speaker 1 (44:45):
Coming down to take take the podcast on the road
with me. I feel like most of my time I'm
on the road, I'm theo.
Speaker 2 (44:52):
Vonn's been doing that more. Yeah, where he'll be somewhere
and you'll be like, oh, that's not his normal studio.
Speaker 1 (44:57):
Yeah, And I think it'd be cool, like if I'm
in New York for a few days, you know.
Speaker 2 (45:02):
To bang out fucking you know, get it, get a
sweet and then set up in the hotel. Don't even
rent one of those podcast studios. It's not worth it
you just because they'll tax your ass for sure.
Speaker 1 (45:12):
Yeah fuck that?
Speaker 2 (45:14):
What is you mentioned? You know? Obviously for people who
don't follow you, there a lot of people who don't
know you. You Actually, how I heard of you was
because of the George Lopez thing, Like essentially George Lopez,
I would say, was he was a lot of people
say hate being an old head, if you will, have
you found yourself in the position where you because you're
(45:39):
kind of the face, like the the face of like
Latin comedy right now, Like you're the most popping up
and coming Latin comedian at least in my opinion. Obviously,
everybody's subjective to who that may or may not be,
but at least to me, it seems like you're that guy.
Is that something you think about, Like, Okay, if I'm
the face of this new generation, do I have to
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be careful about not being the way George Lopez was
to me to like maybe whoever's coming up?
Speaker 1 (46:09):
I mean, yeah, I I don't think I'm like a
very social person. I think I lean more towards like
an intro vertic side for sure. So sometimes when I'm
in a city like La New York or somewhere where
I go visit, like the comedy store, this club, that club.
(46:33):
Maybe I don't do such a good job of talking
to all the comics saying what's up to all comics,
but I do. I do try to like push myself
to like yo. But one thing that I would say
I do good at and comes kind of natural, is
like if I see a comic who I think is
genuinely funny, whether they be Latino, black, white, whatever, and
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I think they're hustling and maybe they're not like a
full time comic yet or their up and coming order,
and I can offer some sort of help, like I
definitely will. Maybe I can't always help as often as
some comics would like me to help, but if I
can lend the hand to somebody who's who I think
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is funny or like you know, is working at it,
like I'd love to do that. And I even for
the people that are like in my class or whatever
you want to call it, my rank order, I'm very competitive,
but I see it like in a friendly way, like
like when my friends who are at around my level
(47:38):
are are getting great opportunities or just kindling it on stage,
Like I want to do what they're doing or top it,
but only with the hopes that they're also gonna top
me again, you know what I mean, because I still
want to see them win, like, but they're also seeing
them when it's pushing me to like or let me
keep up, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (47:59):
Right, So it's almost like it's almost like when you
play somebody you know. First of all, hip hop is
a perfect example again perfect correlation. It's like you might
do a song with your friend, but if you do
a song with your friend, like you want to do
better than them a list, so you want to have
a harder verse.
Speaker 1 (48:13):
Yeah, you don't want them to just straight or kill you. Yeah,
And even if they do, and.
Speaker 2 (48:16):
If they go platinum, you're like, I'm happy for.
Speaker 1 (48:18):
You, Like even if you did kill me on that one, Like,
I'm still happy for you. But on the next one,
the next one, try to But I would never want
to not do a song with you. I would never
want to in any in any way want you to
fail or put you down. Like if I have the
chance to alter your career, I would only do it
(48:40):
to alter it for the better. I would never try
to sabotage or talk down on any of the other
comedians out here who are really doing some work, you know,
And yeah, for.
Speaker 2 (48:50):
Sure for you, Like obviously stand up is you know,
keep leveling up, doing bigger venues, doing more tickets. You
talked about the pot cast. I think that, like back
in the day, the next like thing would be let
me be on TV, let me do a movie, let
me write a tvcre Obviously that's kind of not necessarily
been the barometer of what makes someone successful in comedy anymore.
(49:11):
But do you have any other goals outside of you know,
what you're doing or the podcast launching?
Speaker 1 (49:17):
Man, I would like to write like a show or
a movie. I don't think that type of writing is
my strong suit, right, But for the last like year
and a half, I've been trying to just try it,
like just ideas ideas when I have time.
Speaker 2 (49:34):
I'm like, let me like, if you have a premise
for a TV show. Okay, if I got the premise,
now what like, now, like, how do I write a pilot? Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (49:44):
So yeah, But but I love stand ups so much,
I'm like like obsessed with it, Like this is what
I eat, sleep, shit, breathe, Like uh so, I'm I'm
never in my head with too many goals before I
was but but they were just stand up goals. Before
it was like all right, I want I want to
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get on the Tonight Show, I want to get on
Comedy Central, I want to do this festival. It was
all like stand up related goals. And my only plan
of attack was like, well, you know, hone, my stand
up be on stage, write more jokes, be on stage,
like just riding beyond stage. Like and I think now
that I've knocked out a lot of the bigger goals
(50:27):
like doo moon tower, Dude, I did the Tonight Show,
I got a special. Now my goals are just like
just keep doing stand up, Like, just keep doing stand up, man.
I like hearing the stories about how like back in
the day the ancient samurai used to make their swords,
how that it'd be like fucking hardest hell and they're
just pounding the steel and all that, and I feel
(50:49):
like that's all stand up is. Every joke is like
another sword, like you just work.
Speaker 2 (50:54):
Out that joke.
Speaker 1 (50:55):
So I feel like that that's that's always going to
be my number one and.
Speaker 2 (50:58):
The goal it's just keep one of the goats.
Speaker 1 (51:02):
Yeah, I mean, if it happens, it happens. But no
matter what, man, I'm always it's like basketball, whether I
make it to NBA or not, Like I'm always enjoying
balling a hoop.
Speaker 2 (51:10):
Yo is the hardest thing, because man, there's something about
doing stand up that to me is so frightening. And
that is just like I can only imagine like when
you first started, was doing your first open mic or
just getting on that stage and like trying some shit
not knowing if it was gonna work. Was that Like
(51:30):
how scary is that? Like when you first decide I'm
gonna go and do a minute or two minutes or
because to me, like, man, that I can't think of
nothing scarier. Because me and my boy James always talk
about like, yeah, we should go do an open mic
because I got jokes ideas, and shit, I'm like, man,
fuck that dog, Like that shit sounds frightening.
Speaker 1 (51:50):
I just stopped thinking about it because I signed up
for a few open mics and they didn't show up
because you over thought it, over thought it, and then
one night the sign of was like at five pm
once when the list went out for you to sign
up the open mic, the show actually started at seven pm.
And there's like every comic in the city of Dallas
(52:11):
was at that mic, which was like one hundred fucking comedians,
and you know, it's like anything else, you start at
the bottom. Nobody knows who you are, nothing.
Speaker 2 (52:20):
So did you get last your first time?
Speaker 1 (52:22):
No, Bro, I went up like at one in the morning,
one thirty, and it was just me, the host of
the mic, one of my buddies who had went with me,
who was just knocked out.
Speaker 2 (52:31):
He was just asleep.
Speaker 1 (52:33):
And then and then like two other open micers who
were on after me. They were the last two.
Speaker 2 (52:40):
You were just telling jokes for other open micers at
that point, Bro.
Speaker 1 (52:43):
They were yelling at me. They were like they were
they were ready to go home too. They were drunk.
Speaker 2 (52:46):
They the fuck up.
Speaker 1 (52:48):
Yeah, they were like, shut the fuck up, Bro, get
the funk off already. And so I was supposed to
three minutes. I did like a minute and a half,
and I was like at my time, and I just
like walked out, like just puss it out, like oh
so afraid I might even finish it. Yeah, I just
walked out And I remember not even being nervous. I
was like, I feel good.
Speaker 2 (53:05):
Was like ribbing a band aid off that first time, like,
all right, I got on stage now, and.
Speaker 1 (53:10):
I don't know, maybe I just remember not being nervous
at all, and then I and then I got on
the stage and the lights hit me and all the
nerves just flooded me and I almost blanked out, and
then I just started talking and I just it was
funny at all. I didn't go back for like weeks,
and I was just like, bro, why did I think
I could do that? It's not for me. But it
(53:31):
was like an obsession, like I just kept thinking about, like, well,
maybe if I would have said this different, Maybe if
I would have said that different, and I'd be at
work just thinking of like a joke that I could
And then eventually, like it might have been more than
a month before the next time I went up actually,
and then I went up and it went bad, but
like a little less bad, and again I was just like,
(53:54):
this is not for me, and like months would go by,
and then I did it again, and then it went
like less bad again.
Speaker 2 (54:00):
And got better and better. Yeah, yeah, were you selling
the same joke each time?
Speaker 1 (54:03):
Nah? No, no, no, I would yeah, I would try
to work something now until finally, I uh, the first
time I got like laughs, like actual laughs. At that time,
it felt like the whole room just gave me an
applause break. But when I listened to the recording like
a year later, it was just like chuckles. But if
it was the first time getting chuckles, I was like,
(54:24):
oh shit, what.
Speaker 2 (54:25):
Was the joke the premise at least, uh, I talked about.
Speaker 1 (54:33):
The first time I ever got laught was actually kind
of crowd work. I went on stage because there's this
one open mic I did. It was kind of like
an uppity part of Dallas, and it was like an
all white crowd and very like polos and slacks and stuff,
and I just I was really scared. I didn't think
(54:53):
it would be funny to say that I was really scared.
And I walked on stage and this dude was just
staring at me, like because he's supposed to write, but.
Speaker 2 (55:00):
He's like, yeah, you're he's right there, He's right there.
Speaker 1 (55:03):
And I was like yo, Like he called the cops
on me and they just laughed, and I was like,
oh shit.
Speaker 2 (55:09):
And uh.
Speaker 1 (55:11):
The first actual joke I told, though, was at that
time I was working construction and it was like electrical,
like industrial electricity, and I talked about working with my uncle,
and it was something like like like things my uncle
said that at work were things that no electrician or
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uncle should ever say. It's like I think this is
where the red water goes. I think lock lock the door,
pull your pants down, like shit like that, and uh
so it would like sometimes get a last sometimes people
should be like oh, like but that was like my
first like good enough joke, like it worked, and so
they would give me three minutes on stage. I would
do like two minutes of like chuckles, and then my
(55:54):
last minute I would just bomb and like yeah, but yeah,
those were the first cup laughs I ever got.
Speaker 2 (56:01):
Who's been like some of the big homies for you
in the comedy space that have I kind of like,
you know, giving you advice, put you, put the arm
around you, kind of embraced you early.
Speaker 1 (56:09):
And man, there's a lot. That's why I never understand
why people are like like I've made it on my
own or like I don't know how other industries are,
but in comedy, like every comic is only there because
of a million other comics who kind of helped you
here and there, like Dusty Slay, Dan Soder, Matthew Bissard,
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Felipe As Sparza, Jerry Garcia, Angela Johnson like it's just
like a few Taylor Williamson like, there's so many comics
who would give me words of advice, would take me
on road gigs, like putting a good word for me
here and there. Like there's just there's there's just so
many comics.
Speaker 2 (56:51):
Have you ever dealt with anybody stealing any of your jokes?
Speaker 1 (56:54):
Yeah, a couple of times, but I don't think they
were that great of a joke.
Speaker 2 (56:59):
You have that one, bro, Yeah, it was like fuck it.
Speaker 1 (57:03):
And one thing that uh my buddy Wes told me
like a long time ago, it was the first time
I ever worked with like comics from out of town.
I don't remember where they were from. I was I
was like eight months into comedy and it was me
and my buddy West and there was like these two
other people from I forgot where. And I remember thinking, like, hey,
what if we did jokes tonight and these guys go
(57:24):
back to their time they do our jokes, you know.
And he was just like, then they stole our jokes,
like fuck it. And He's like, but if somebody has
to steal jokes, they probably suck ass that comedy anyway.
He's like, and they'll they'll eventually burn out, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 2 (57:39):
They don't. They don't have a bright future if they're
stealing jokes. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (57:42):
So like, but if you wrote a good joke we're stealing,
you probably got the ability to write another one.
Speaker 2 (57:47):
Yeah, there's more where that came from.
Speaker 1 (57:49):
Yeah, so fuck it, you know what I mean? They
stole your crops, grow more vegetables.
Speaker 2 (57:52):
Yeah, I see, you got all the Simpsons stats. You
got Krusty at Homer. Yeah? Do you still like, are
you like like Simpson's like fucking season fucking at this point?
They do? Used to watch Simpsons? Nah? Not really? Yeah.
Uh they took away fucking aboo.
Speaker 1 (58:06):
And yeah rich in peace to our pool man.
Speaker 2 (58:09):
Yeah they got rid of him.
Speaker 1 (58:10):
Bro, it's crazy, but yeah, I like I like Simpsons,
like Futurama, I like animated shit.
Speaker 2 (58:15):
Would you put Simpsons over like as like above, Family
Guy in South Park?
Speaker 1 (58:20):
Mmm, that's tough man.
Speaker 2 (58:22):
Boon Dogs is up there too.
Speaker 1 (58:23):
Boon Dogs is up there too. But I think as
far as like all right, family Guy in Simpsons, I
don't know, man, it's close like watching two different comedians though.
Speaker 2 (58:31):
For sure, but it's very close, like in terms of
like how iconic. I mean, obviously, the Simpsons are the
most iconic animated television show ever, but like Family Guy
kind of pushed, Like Family Guy was so fired that
they had to bring it back after it got canceled
because the DVDs dropped and everybody watched it. I don't
know if I don't know how old you are, but
what happened was the Family Guy got canceled, and then
the DVD boxes came out and everybody got the DVDs
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and them ships were booming, and then they had to
bring it back.
Speaker 1 (58:57):
Yeah, I had, I had, I had got some of
those DVDs. I was I was like too young to
be having those DVDs.
Speaker 2 (59:01):
Family Got was heat, but it just pushed the limit
more than than Simpsons in a way that like South
Park always pushed the limit. But I feel like Family
Guy was like the Simpsons, but like hella aggressive.
Speaker 1 (59:12):
Simpsons is like nineties Bulls though.
Speaker 2 (59:14):
Man, yeah for sure, Simpsons, like it's like for sure, yeah,
they are like the nineties Bulls for sure, and then
Family Guys like they're fucking shocking Kobe Lakers.
Speaker 1 (59:24):
Yeah, but like I still I still love both of them.
There's days where I get home and I'm like, I
just put on some.
Speaker 2 (59:30):
Old Simpson is the best because you can just pick
any fucking like of the first like twenty years just
throwing like yeah, like a shuffle or something.
Speaker 1 (59:37):
For some days, I'm in family guy mood and I'm
like this is you know what I mean, But I
feel like it's just like watching I don't know many
Chris Rockers. Mitch Hebburgh, you know what I mean, very different,
very different, very different, both very funny.
Speaker 2 (59:50):
Very Yeah, for sure, Mitch hedberg RESSI piece one of
the great pieces. His delivery was crazy. Your delivery is
so dry, which is why I buck with you, bro,
because you're like, shit is so like like I like
that kind the ship, like the way you deliver your jokes.
It's so I just I just I appreciate it. I've
always enjoyed like kind of like dry.
Speaker 1 (01:00:07):
I never understood what my humor was until I started
reading comments. But I never was in my head like
I needed like if I just say dry or if
I just like people will be like, Bro, he's so mellow.
I was like I am, and but I think in
my head I'm just so like focused on like just
(01:00:29):
say this and then say that, and then I think
it'll work. But I never pictured or thought about like
what I sound like, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (01:00:37):
No, And then you don't think about it until you
fucking look at the feedback and yeah, maybe I do
do that.
Speaker 1 (01:00:43):
It's like it's like running for a touchdown. You're not
thinking about how you look when you're running. You just
like just getting the in zone. And then you watch
the video and you're like, damn, I run like a duck.
Speaker 2 (01:00:51):
Like are you you grew up a Cowboys fan? Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
No, not really. I mean I'm a Cowboys fan by default.
It's my shitty like I mean, Luca and the MAVs
are the finals. MAVs. Yeah, I'm a mass fan for sure.
Speaker 2 (01:01:03):
You guys got the fucking greatest Caucasian ever live on
the MAVs bro, all time white already Bro.
Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
And then we got Kyrie. I'm was always a big Kyrie.
Speaker 2 (01:01:13):
Kyrie is one of my favorite players ever. I'm a
big Lebron fan, so watching him on the Caves was
just I mean.
Speaker 1 (01:01:18):
It's been so My main like problem over the last
like year has been trying to find a Kyrie jersey
that fits, like, like I don't like ordering shit online.
So every time I try.
Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
To go to a store, they don't have smaller media.
Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
They don't have like the medium, or they don't have
the Kyrie jersey. I got a lucal one, but I'm
like obsessed, And every time I go to the store
and there's no Kyrie jersey, I'm like more obsessed with
getting in there.
Speaker 2 (01:01:48):
Well, now they gotta have them. Now they're in the finals.
Speaker 1 (01:01:50):
Now they're sold out for sure everywhere.
Speaker 2 (01:01:53):
For sure. Yeah, Kyrie, I hope he fucking because the
facts he played for the Celtics and that shit went
the way it went. I'm rooted for the Mavericks.
Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
Bro, of course I am too. And you know what's crazy, though,
is I'm actually a little bit of a Celtics fan too.
Like when I wasn't watching the MAVs game, I don't
watched like the Celtics. You know, when I was a kid,
I started liking the Celtics back when they had like
Rondo Kevin.
Speaker 2 (01:02:14):
Yeah, that was a good team.
Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
So this is gonna be bad ass games Man.
Speaker 2 (01:02:17):
Dallas gotta be on five, bro, they fucking win because
you guys won the fucking you guys beat my Diamondbacks
in the fucking World Series last year.
Speaker 1 (01:02:24):
Yeah, that was, you know, my first live MAVs game ever.
Was was the game when the Rangers won the World Series.
The Maps were playing the same night. That was my
first time going to.
Speaker 2 (01:02:32):
A the MAVs game that night, and then so the
arena probably went crazy.
Speaker 1 (01:02:36):
Yeah, they they played the game. The MAVs game was
over and they played the rest of the Rangers game
on like the big Jumbo tron.
Speaker 2 (01:02:43):
And everyone just hung out and yeah, have you have
you had any interactions with any of the MAVs guys
or like ever ran into like Mark Cuban somewhere or something.
Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
That that game. I got to sit court side.
Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
I had one side.
Speaker 1 (01:02:54):
Yeah, I had like this little deal with the MAVs
where like like I would make like content video like yo,
this is what my experience was at the mass game. Uh.
One of my my media manager pulled that off for
me man and Mark Cuban was there and I was
gonna shake his hand, but there's so many people yelling
and like talking to this dude, and he's just like
(01:03:15):
so I was like, all right, you know, I don't
want to bug that dude.
Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
I got to sit court side at a son's game
two seasons ago, and I was like, this is a
dream come true. Like I'm sitting on the on the
floor of a son's game, like the players are right there.
I was like, damn, Like I didn't pay for the tickets,
but it was like, man, when I was a little kid,
all I ever wanted to do was sit course.
Speaker 1 (01:03:37):
You know what, you know what it felt like it
is because I'm sitting there and then I'm having flashbacks
to just sitting on the side of a court at
the park watching like the big kids.
Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
You hear everything, Yeah, Like, motherfucker, James Harden's like inbounding
the ball. He's on the Sisters at the time your
sons are playing the Sixers, like inbounding the ball, talking
shit to Chris Paul like like inches from me. I'm like, bro,
this is crazy. You hear these fools talk shit to
the reps like like you hear it.
Speaker 1 (01:04:02):
All, bro. I like when I like when I'm watching
the game on TV and I can tell like when
there's like a close up on Luca or something like
I think it was a game, man, it was a
game two. It was like Game two or three of
the MAVs versus Minnesota, and Luca made it made a
(01:04:23):
he made a basket and then he said it looked
like he said go home, bitch. And then later on
on Instagram they show what he said that and I
was like, hey, he did say that. I like when
I can lip read the trash to and get it
fucking that ship, that's gotta be so annoying.
Speaker 2 (01:04:37):
He hit that shot and he was he yelled at
Rudy Gobert. I was like, and then everyone tried to
speculate what he said. He's like, I didn't say anything.
I was talking to him in whatever fucking language. But
but then he was like saying, I think he was
saying go home, bitch or something. Proud right, Yeah, he
was the crowd. This fucking dude is sick ass bro.
(01:04:58):
That feels amazing. Man, shout out to Luca. Man. All right,
So for people who don't know man, how can they
support you? Obviously you got your tour, You've got a
lot of tour stuff going on.
Speaker 1 (01:05:08):
For anybody who doesn't know me, merch wants to come
out to the show. Follow me on Instagram at Ralph
Barbosa zero three. We started selling merch at shows, but
I never was consistent with merch. You gotta drop that
merch man, I got, I got it now, but I
need to I need to like work on like a
little online store too. But right now we just sell
(01:05:29):
them at the shows, shirts, stickers, working on other stuff,
right But yeah, now I got like a little bit
of a of a team rolling with me, so they
kind of helped me out. My buddy Hymen's over there
helps me stay on top of ship. You know what
I mean?
Speaker 2 (01:05:45):
Are you doing anything else in the hip hop space?
Obviously you did some skits on Mexicano T's Don't Start
Luci album, which were great.
Speaker 1 (01:05:54):
I don't want to say too much because then if
things don't work out, then they'd be like, we're happy
with that. But nah, I'm you know, I'm a big
hip hop fan. I'm just I'm just happy to be
around for whatever I can be around, Listen to whatever's
coming down.
Speaker 2 (01:06:09):
What's you're fucking like? Give me like your top like
who's your top five? And give me like your top
three albums?
Speaker 1 (01:06:14):
Ever my number one all out like greatest album of
all time to me is UGK is right? And Dirty
Fire my top five and because it doesn't really fall
to like.
Speaker 2 (01:06:25):
Did write and Dirty that's someone with Murderer.
Speaker 1 (01:06:27):
And Murder, Pinky Pinky Ring Ring and all the life,
Oh my Diamonds and wood.
Speaker 2 (01:06:33):
Yeah, is like a between pimps and Bumbee steal pc bitch,
So what the fuck is up? Dog?
Speaker 1 (01:06:40):
But yeah, my top five doesn't really fall to like
five single rappers though, it's more like the groups like
just Yeah. My top three is UGK three six, Mafia
and out Cast, and then after that it's hard to
choose the last two because like, I love Chief Keef,
I love Gucci Man, I love jay Z. A lot
of people in Texas eight on jay Z, but I
(01:07:01):
love jay Z and I don't know I.
Speaker 2 (01:07:05):
Don't cast my favorite group of Yeah, yeah, I got
right there to fucking I wish Andre. Did you see
the video of Andred three thousand playing the flute at
that festival? Dog? That ship was? It was rough because
he wasn't playing like, uh, imagine there's this giant festival.
Speaker 1 (01:07:26):
Of people and like some Zelda music just popping, no
bro like.
Speaker 2 (01:07:30):
And he pulls out a flute and it ain't like
he's like playing the flute like that's like one of
them big ass flutes, or he's got a band behind him,
like it's like a flute that's like this like this
straw and he's just hitting there and everyone's and it's
just dead ass quiet, and everyone's just like and it's like, man,
(01:07:50):
it's I mean, it's andre three thousand dogs. So it's like, shit,
fucking his flute album is a great album to get
him a too, he said.
Speaker 1 (01:08:01):
He said something on this one interview I think where
he was like he's like, well, man, I'm older now,
like like I'm not even rapping.
Speaker 2 (01:08:09):
No more about that ship. Like he's like, what am
I supposed to talk about it being older? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:08:13):
Right, I don't know, Like I'm not a big flute guy,
but I'm like, fuck it, I respect you doing whatever.
Speaker 2 (01:08:23):
He just dropped the fucking song did you see them song?
Speaker 1 (01:08:26):
No, I haven't. I haven't heard it when I was
when I was very, very small, Like that was one
of the first big rappers that I was like really
into made. What's that one song? Just lose It? Yeah?
I like that song.
Speaker 2 (01:08:40):
It's very just losing song. Yeah, he shot like he's
almost like he just READID an old video to be honest,
but you know, shout to eminem Man, I gotta check
that out. Appreciate you man for pulling up. Of course,
go follow hommie Ralph. Keep keep leveling up. Man. It's
good to see you your journey and you're fucking hilarious. Bro,
and appreciate him. I'm excited for whatever you got coming next. Bro.
Speaker 1 (01:08:58):
Hell yeah man, thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (01:08:59):
Yes Dark