May 18, 2023 • 13 mins
Chelsea Handler hosts comedians Sam Jay, Matteo Lane, and Larry Owens for a conversation about Tom Brady, Leonardo DiCaprio, and more. Then Bob The Drag Queen, Atsuko Okatsuka, and Rosebud Baker riff on Kourtney Kardashian's line of vagina gummies, a new Whitney Houston album, and a pregnant monkey in a Japanese zoo.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
You're listening to Comedy Central.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
There are a few more stories out there that I'd
like to talk about, so I thought i'd bring in
some friends to discuss it with me. Please welcome Larry
Owens with Tay Olane and Sam Jay.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Welcome.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Welcome to the show, you guys, thanks for being here tonight.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Thank you, thanks for having us.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
There's some stuff in the news that I would like
to get your takes on.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
First of all, Leo.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
DiCaprio is rumored to be dating a nineteen year old woman,
but then it said he may not be dating a
nineteen year old woman. But I think the truth is
that he probably is dating a nineteen year old woman.
And he has this pattern right, And a lot of
people get upset that he only dates.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
His number went from.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Twenty five if this is true, to nineteen, so he's
always dated women that are twenty five.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
I have the opposite problem.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
I've only dated men that are in their fifties. Whether
I'm in my twenties, in my thirties, or in my forties,
I always like older man. So I have like a
glass ceiling and he has a glass basement. But do
you take a I mean, I obviously I mean, do
you take offense to what I mean? I don't understand
what the problem is when a man can only date
(01:13):
somebody that is like that young, like they don't mature
with their.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Own age, you know, well, as a gay person on Grinder,
they always say it's just a preference, it's just a preference.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
No, for real.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
I feel like Leo always does it, like he keeps
it right above the you know what I mean, Like
he doesn't go too low when you're like criminal.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
I don't have a problem with him specifically because i'm
his age.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
I'm forty seven. I think he's forty eight.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
I'll be a forty eight at some point hopefully, But
I don't have a problem with him doing that because
I think he's just does so much you know, good
stuff too, Like he's such a big environmentalist, you know,
it's not like he's a scientologist or something.
Speaker 6 (01:54):
My question is like he's on set, he's dealing with agents,
he's in some movie, and then he's like, how's your day.
She's like, oh, my locker mates the worst.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
She's Tom Brady's also in the news today because he
posted a picture yesterday. It was kind of a thirst
trap picture, just on the record, Tom Brady has not
come out as gay.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Okay, when he does, tell me.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Pictures speak louder than words.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Well, my issue with Tom Brady is less about his gayness,
about the fact that.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
He let his wife leave him with his children. He
broke up his.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Entire family so he could play an extra season on
whatever team he's on, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Is that right?
Speaker 5 (02:43):
Is that the team he's on, She's from Boston Off
whatever this is. He let his wife leave him so
he can go play where he achieved greatness.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
He became a football god. That takes time.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Yeah, but not yes, Okay, you can class for that,
go ahead, but that's not what happened this year. He
didn't achieve greatness this.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
Year, and that's why he's showing half his paggage.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
And it's the half package that bothers me. Why are
you covering up the goods?
Speaker 6 (03:15):
I know he's sitting there like a kid who's got
to beat like a seven year old in church rest
a pee like that was his sexy poem.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
Are you sitting there like a Greek adonnas with a
lot to show you?
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Okay, let's not say things we can't take back.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
And the brown underwear those look like skims quality product.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
He's everygay Instagram ad. Just in one photo.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
There's a nine year old named David Balligan.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
He graduated from Reach Cyber Charter School after taking online classes,
so he's nine. He started high school right before COVID hit,
and then he graduated in three years with a four
point zero GPA, and he wants to be an astrophysicist.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
I mean, this is annoying the shit.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Out of it. I mean, he completed.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
A semester at Bucks County Community College, which is the
only thing I have in common with him. I also
completed one semester at community college.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
I don't like when kids get like this, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 6 (04:20):
I just want to say, when I was nine years old,
I was watching X Men, pretending I was storm and
eating tricks for kids, like I don't know, like, how
is he already graduating college?
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Well, also during COVID, when everybody else is making excuses
about not getting anything done because of whatever, because we're
sad or lonely or alone or we're not alone enough,
and this kid is just hitting it out of the park.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
This is another reason not to have kids.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Yeah, do not send him to college, send him to
the streets. Okay, we need no more geniuses making AI.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Okay, we need gangsters.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
There's been another do new discovery Jupiter. The planet.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Has ninety two moons, twelve of which they had missed prior,
and they just found twelve more moons surrounding Jupiter.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
This is a very confusing time for me, because if you.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Know me, well, you know that I'm very confused about
the galaxy.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
I just wish like we would all get to a
point with scientists would just be like, hey, y'all, we
don't know shit and just stop there.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Yeah, this is all.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
It's like, y'all don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
I don't like finding out about planets or that aliens
are coming. I know that there are aliens out there,
but I don't want to com mingle with them, you
know what I mean. I'm not looking to meet them,
and I don't want to find out any more surprising
things about the galaxy.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
It just all kind of annoys me.
Speaker 6 (05:50):
It's just like NASA's like a really expensive program to
look at rocks.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
I agree, I agree.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Why are we sending all this money to Joplina or
what ever and we can't get there we can't get
the PISA on the subway.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Priorities people.
Speaker 6 (06:09):
I know, they're like, look at all this water that's
on this moon off Jupiter.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
I'm like, doesn't Flint need better water?
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Like?
Speaker 1 (06:16):
What are we doing?
Speaker 3 (06:28):
I was wondering, Oh, I love flight attendance, So you didn't.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
Have some Pele's feet on your case?
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Did I fly here?
Speaker 3 (06:36):
No?
Speaker 2 (06:36):
I did not fly privately here. I try and fly commercially.
But it's really disgusting with people and their feet out.
I don't understand what happened during COVID. It's like we
lost all.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
I mean, but who this.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
I had a flight attendant when I was taking videos
of different people, I was putting it on my Instagram
because I have to shame these people. And the flight
attendant told me that. One flight attendant told me that
she you had somebody who came on with oysters on
a plane, picked out the oysters and then put the
shells in a bag under their seat for the entire
(07:08):
plane ride.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
That person should have been arrested.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Remember people, Oh yeah, the hard boiled eggs.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Nobody's allowed to bring fish, hard.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Boiled eggs, or your foot out on a plane.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
It's so disgusting.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
When remember when people used to dress up. I mean
I wasn't alive then, but I heard about it, like
twa or something like people would go to the airport.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
It was an event and they would put on their jewelry.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Now it's just like cameltoe feet disgusted. There are more
stories out there to talk about, and to help me
talk through them, I've brought in some friends. Please welcome
Otsco Okotska Rosebud Baker, and Bob the drag Queen. Okay, Hi, Chelsea, Hi,
(08:09):
ots Go, how are you.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
I'm good.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Let's talk stories. Well, we have some stories.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
We have one of the Kardashian's Courtney, who's the most
I guess untouched one. I would say, right, Courtney is
coming out with a vaginal gummy, so you take the
I'm confused about whether you put the gummy in your
mouth or straight directly into your Pikachu.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
But it's supposed to improve.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
The smell and taste of your Pikachu and then it
tastes like pineapple, so that's I don't know if that's
even possible to put a gummy.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
I wouldn't even want that flavor. I would want like
arctic blast.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
You know, yeah, Minky Fresh, it's gonna surprise some people.
Speaker 7 (08:50):
That's if you like the original taste instead of a
gummy that makes your tastes like pineapples. I want a
seasoning that makes my salad taste like.
Speaker 8 (09:00):
Yeah, I hear you.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
I know.
Speaker 9 (09:02):
I sometime I'm sick of products like this. I'm just like,
just hold your nose and go down on me.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Just Also, just a regular shower will do it most
of the time, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
We don't have to get fancy with this.
Speaker 8 (09:18):
I think I'm the only one that's like, I need this, Okay,
hold on.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Also, they know this.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
It makes it taste better.
Speaker 8 (09:30):
For Can you imagine there was a taste tester, there
was a person after a company'd be like, no, no
more invitament.
Speaker 7 (09:37):
See you know what I mean, nice work if you
can get it. I mean the line outside for that
job is like, let me tell you, not that long?
Was the check back in? Is' she one married? Like
Travis Scott with the check or Travis what's his name? Barker?
We have a check back in to find out if
it works in like sixtak. We see what he says
about it.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Yeah, yeah, Well He seems like he's so in love
with he doesn't care what kind of smell or taste
is coming out of any orifice.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Those two are like inside of each other. Every time
you see them on.
Speaker 7 (10:07):
Tea, they come up with a Dave's Hot Chicken version.
I really want to.
Speaker 8 (10:12):
I also already douced. I already eat my yogurt with fruit.
So this time, this whole time, I could have been
doing it. On the other end, I've been doing it
for free.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Courtney Whitney Houston is releasing a new album.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
I'm confused by this. This keeps happening.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
If Chupac did this, he started this trend people releasing
albums after they died.
Speaker 7 (10:36):
Beethoven's releasing something next week too.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
I thought Abba was releasing because they were nominated for
the Grammy Book last week, and I was like.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Abba, I thought they had crossed over as well. I
didn't realize that they're.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
Still alive and artist side, I thought they had passed on.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
It's gospel.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
It's a gospel album with six previously unreleased.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Songs, so it will be new material again. Very surprising.
Speaker 7 (11:08):
It's called Go to the Rock, and I was like, honestly,
I was ready for her. Like Lesbian Pride album called
Go to the Cobby Hole, That's what one of the
songs sounds like a Lesbian Pride song. One of the
songs is called it's called hold On to Help Us
on the Way, which is a story about on lesbian
helping a gay guy kill a spider.
Speaker 9 (11:28):
Go to the Rock is a great name for Like
Hunter Biden's book, there was.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
A Japanese in a Japanese zoo.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
They figured out that a female monkey got pregnant despite
being separated from all the male monkeys. So when they
investigated this situation, they found a hole in the wall.
And so this is the first ever monkey glory hole.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
I guess.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
And now the couple is living together and they're going
to raise their when they have the baby.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
That's where they messed up.
Speaker 9 (12:02):
That's where they messed up, because I feel like she
should be so lucky, Like we should all be so lucky.
You know, most of us have to get pregnant watching
a man.
Speaker 7 (12:11):
As soon as I heard something a monkey got pregnant
in the room by itself, I was like, I promise
you Nick Cannon visited that zoo. Any one with anything
with a uterus within one hundred square yards of Nick
Cannon will get pregnant.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
I promise you I have very unwatted pregnancy should be
blamed on Nick.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Cannon, right.
Speaker 8 (12:33):
I think these monkeys sound fun like so in confinement
they found a whole I mean, and I heard the
other monkey was a different like kind of monkey too.
Speaker 7 (12:41):
Interracial monkey for yeh, interracial love.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
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so much.
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You're listening to Comedy Central.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
There are a few more stories out there that I'd
like to talk about, so I thought i'd bring in
some friends to discuss it with me. Please welcome Larry
Owens with Tay Olane and Sam Jay.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Welcome.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Welcome to the show, you guys, thanks for being here tonight.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Thank you, thanks for having us.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
There's some stuff in the news that I would like
to get your takes on.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
First of all, Leo.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
DiCaprio is rumored to be dating a nineteen year old woman,
but then it said he may not be dating a
nineteen year old woman. But I think the truth is
that he probably is dating a nineteen year old woman.
And he has this pattern right, And a lot of
people get upset that he only dates.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
His number went from.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Twenty five if this is true, to nineteen, so he's
always dated women that are twenty five.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
I have the opposite problem.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
I've only dated men that are in their fifties. Whether
I'm in my twenties, in my thirties, or in my forties,
I always like older man. So I have like a
glass ceiling and he has a glass basement. But do
you take a I mean, I obviously I mean, do
you take offense to what I mean? I don't understand
what the problem is when a man can only date
(01:13):
somebody that is like that young, like they don't mature
with their.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Own age, you know, well, as a gay person on Grinder,
they always say it's just a preference, it's just a preference.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
No, for real.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
I feel like Leo always does it, like he keeps
it right above the you know what I mean, Like
he doesn't go too low when you're like criminal.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
I don't have a problem with him specifically because i'm
his age.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
I'm forty seven. I think he's forty eight.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
I'll be a forty eight at some point hopefully, But
I don't have a problem with him doing that because
I think he's just does so much you know, good
stuff too, Like he's such a big environmentalist, you know,
it's not like he's a scientologist or something.
Speaker 6 (01:54):
My question is like he's on set, he's dealing with agents,
he's in some movie, and then he's like, how's your day.
She's like, oh, my locker mates the worst.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
She's Tom Brady's also in the news today because he
posted a picture yesterday. It was kind of a thirst
trap picture, just on the record, Tom Brady has not
come out as gay.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Okay, when he does, tell me.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Pictures speak louder than words.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Well, my issue with Tom Brady is less about his gayness,
about the fact that.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
He let his wife leave him with his children. He
broke up his.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Entire family so he could play an extra season on
whatever team he's on, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Is that right?
Speaker 5 (02:43):
Is that the team he's on, She's from Boston Off
whatever this is. He let his wife leave him so
he can go play where he achieved greatness.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
He became a football god. That takes time.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Yeah, but not yes, Okay, you can class for that,
go ahead, but that's not what happened this year. He
didn't achieve greatness this.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
Year, and that's why he's showing half his paggage.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
And it's the half package that bothers me. Why are
you covering up the goods?
Speaker 6 (03:15):
I know he's sitting there like a kid who's got
to beat like a seven year old in church rest
a pee like that was his sexy poem.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
Are you sitting there like a Greek adonnas with a
lot to show you?
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Okay, let's not say things we can't take back.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
And the brown underwear those look like skims quality product.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
He's everygay Instagram ad. Just in one photo.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
There's a nine year old named David Balligan.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
He graduated from Reach Cyber Charter School after taking online classes,
so he's nine. He started high school right before COVID hit,
and then he graduated in three years with a four
point zero GPA, and he wants to be an astrophysicist.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
I mean, this is annoying the shit.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Out of it. I mean, he completed.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
A semester at Bucks County Community College, which is the
only thing I have in common with him. I also
completed one semester at community college.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
I don't like when kids get like this, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 6 (04:20):
I just want to say, when I was nine years old,
I was watching X Men, pretending I was storm and
eating tricks for kids, like I don't know, like, how
is he already graduating college?
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Well, also during COVID, when everybody else is making excuses
about not getting anything done because of whatever, because we're
sad or lonely or alone or we're not alone enough,
and this kid is just hitting it out of the park.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
This is another reason not to have kids.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Yeah, do not send him to college, send him to
the streets. Okay, we need no more geniuses making AI.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Okay, we need gangsters.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
There's been another do new discovery Jupiter. The planet.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Has ninety two moons, twelve of which they had missed prior,
and they just found twelve more moons surrounding Jupiter.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
This is a very confusing time for me, because if you.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Know me, well, you know that I'm very confused about
the galaxy.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
I just wish like we would all get to a
point with scientists would just be like, hey, y'all, we
don't know shit and just stop there.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Yeah, this is all.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
It's like, y'all don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
I don't like finding out about planets or that aliens
are coming. I know that there are aliens out there,
but I don't want to com mingle with them, you
know what I mean. I'm not looking to meet them,
and I don't want to find out any more surprising
things about the galaxy.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
It just all kind of annoys me.
Speaker 6 (05:50):
It's just like NASA's like a really expensive program to
look at rocks.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
I agree, I agree.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Why are we sending all this money to Joplina or
what ever and we can't get there we can't get
the PISA on the subway.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Priorities people.
Speaker 6 (06:09):
I know, they're like, look at all this water that's
on this moon off Jupiter.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
I'm like, doesn't Flint need better water?
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Like?
Speaker 1 (06:16):
What are we doing?
Speaker 3 (06:28):
I was wondering, Oh, I love flight attendance, So you didn't.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
Have some Pele's feet on your case?
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Did I fly here?
Speaker 3 (06:36):
No?
Speaker 2 (06:36):
I did not fly privately here. I try and fly commercially.
But it's really disgusting with people and their feet out.
I don't understand what happened during COVID. It's like we
lost all.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
I mean, but who this.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
I had a flight attendant when I was taking videos
of different people, I was putting it on my Instagram
because I have to shame these people. And the flight
attendant told me that. One flight attendant told me that
she you had somebody who came on with oysters on
a plane, picked out the oysters and then put the
shells in a bag under their seat for the entire
(07:08):
plane ride.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
That person should have been arrested.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Remember people, Oh yeah, the hard boiled eggs.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Nobody's allowed to bring fish, hard.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Boiled eggs, or your foot out on a plane.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
It's so disgusting.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
When remember when people used to dress up. I mean
I wasn't alive then, but I heard about it, like
twa or something like people would go to the airport.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
It was an event and they would put on their jewelry.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Now it's just like cameltoe feet disgusted. There are more
stories out there to talk about, and to help me
talk through them, I've brought in some friends. Please welcome
Otsco Okotska Rosebud Baker, and Bob the drag Queen. Okay, Hi, Chelsea, Hi,
(08:09):
ots Go, how are you.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
I'm good.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Let's talk stories. Well, we have some stories.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
We have one of the Kardashian's Courtney, who's the most
I guess untouched one. I would say, right, Courtney is
coming out with a vaginal gummy, so you take the
I'm confused about whether you put the gummy in your
mouth or straight directly into your Pikachu.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
But it's supposed to improve.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
The smell and taste of your Pikachu and then it
tastes like pineapple, so that's I don't know if that's
even possible to put a gummy.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
I wouldn't even want that flavor. I would want like
arctic blast.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
You know, yeah, Minky Fresh, it's gonna surprise some people.
Speaker 7 (08:50):
That's if you like the original taste instead of a
gummy that makes your tastes like pineapples. I want a
seasoning that makes my salad taste like.
Speaker 8 (09:00):
Yeah, I hear you.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
I know.
Speaker 9 (09:02):
I sometime I'm sick of products like this. I'm just like,
just hold your nose and go down on me.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Just Also, just a regular shower will do it most
of the time, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
We don't have to get fancy with this.
Speaker 8 (09:18):
I think I'm the only one that's like, I need this, Okay,
hold on.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Also, they know this.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
It makes it taste better.
Speaker 8 (09:30):
For Can you imagine there was a taste tester, there
was a person after a company'd be like, no, no
more invitament.
Speaker 7 (09:37):
See you know what I mean, nice work if you
can get it. I mean the line outside for that
job is like, let me tell you, not that long?
Was the check back in? Is' she one married? Like
Travis Scott with the check or Travis what's his name? Barker?
We have a check back in to find out if
it works in like sixtak. We see what he says
about it.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Yeah, yeah, Well He seems like he's so in love
with he doesn't care what kind of smell or taste
is coming out of any orifice.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Those two are like inside of each other. Every time
you see them on.
Speaker 7 (10:07):
Tea, they come up with a Dave's Hot Chicken version.
I really want to.
Speaker 8 (10:12):
I also already douced. I already eat my yogurt with fruit.
So this time, this whole time, I could have been
doing it. On the other end, I've been doing it
for free.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Courtney Whitney Houston is releasing a new album.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
I'm confused by this. This keeps happening.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
If Chupac did this, he started this trend people releasing
albums after they died.
Speaker 7 (10:36):
Beethoven's releasing something next week too.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
I thought Abba was releasing because they were nominated for
the Grammy Book last week, and I was like.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Abba, I thought they had crossed over as well. I
didn't realize that they're.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
Still alive and artist side, I thought they had passed on.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
It's gospel.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
It's a gospel album with six previously unreleased.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Songs, so it will be new material again. Very surprising.
Speaker 7 (11:08):
It's called Go to the Rock, and I was like, honestly,
I was ready for her. Like Lesbian Pride album called
Go to the Cobby Hole, That's what one of the
songs sounds like a Lesbian Pride song. One of the
songs is called it's called hold On to Help Us
on the Way, which is a story about on lesbian
helping a gay guy kill a spider.
Speaker 9 (11:28):
Go to the Rock is a great name for Like
Hunter Biden's book, there was.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
A Japanese in a Japanese zoo.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
They figured out that a female monkey got pregnant despite
being separated from all the male monkeys. So when they
investigated this situation, they found a hole in the wall.
And so this is the first ever monkey glory hole.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
I guess.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
And now the couple is living together and they're going
to raise their when they have the baby.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
That's where they messed up.
Speaker 9 (12:02):
That's where they messed up, because I feel like she
should be so lucky, Like we should all be so lucky.
You know, most of us have to get pregnant watching
a man.
Speaker 7 (12:11):
As soon as I heard something a monkey got pregnant
in the room by itself, I was like, I promise
you Nick Cannon visited that zoo. Any one with anything
with a uterus within one hundred square yards of Nick
Cannon will get pregnant.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
I promise you I have very unwatted pregnancy should be
blamed on Nick.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Cannon, right.
Speaker 8 (12:33):
I think these monkeys sound fun like so in confinement
they found a whole I mean, and I heard the
other monkey was a different like kind of monkey too.
Speaker 7 (12:41):
Interracial monkey for yeh, interracial love.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Aren't we for it? Thank you guys for being here
so much.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
Thank you, Thank you.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
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Speaker 4 (12:59):
Get your podcast. Watch The Daily Show weeknights at eleven.
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Speaker 6 (13:13):
Wow.
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