August 9, 2023 • 26 mins
Get to know Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene: how she got to Congress, her ties to QAnon, her racist theories and her comments regarding...a Jewish space laser.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
You're listening to comedy centralow.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Last year's election brought a lot of new faces to Washington,
d C. But just like that kid at sleepaway camp
who keeps wetching the bed, one of them may be
going home early tonight.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Growing outrage at newly elected Representative Marjorie Taylor Green, the
noted conspiracy theorist and ardent Trump's supporter from Georgia, is
facing calls to resign in a long shot bid to
expel her from Congress after a review of her social
media found in twenty eighteen and nineteen she repeatedly indicated
support for executing prominent Democrats, including Speaker Nancy Pelosi, and.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
A widely shared video from twenty nineteen Green declaring Pelosi
a trader and prime.
Speaker 5 (00:45):
She should be executed.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
It's a crime punishable by death.
Speaker 6 (00:50):
Is what treason hangs did.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Nancy Palsey is guilty of treason.
Speaker 7 (00:54):
She's called for the hanging of Barack Obama, She's called
for the hanging of Hillary Clinton.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Right now, they're trying to expel me from Congress. Yep,
they don't like they don't like a lot of the
things I say and do. There you know, it's a
witch hunt.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Yeah, they don't like the things you said because you
called for their execution. They're not looking for a witch hunt,
They're looking to stay alive. I mean, people, what kind
of psychopath calls for the execution of America's leaders on Facebook?
I mean, at least if you did it on Snapchat,
it would be harder to find. Also, the puppy nose
makes you seem less crazy. And here's why I take
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this assassination talk seriously from Marjorie Taylor Green. She's got
three names. Assassins always have three names. Lee Harvey Oswald,
John Wilkes Booth, Neil Patrick Harris, that guy kills at
every award show. So who is this person that might
get expelled from Congress often less than a month. Well,
let's get to know her in our brand new segment
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Fringe Watching, Meet Marjorie Taylor Green. In Congress, she represents
Georgia's fourteenth district, right outside Atlanta, and in life, she
represents some views right outside of reality.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
Marjorie Taylor Green.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
She won her house race for a district in northwest Georgia.
Speaker 8 (02:15):
She has in the past promoted that Q and on
conspiracy theory.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Q is a patriot. We know that for sure, but
we do not know who Q is. People believe that
Q is someone very close to President Trump. According to him,
many in our government are actively worshiping Satan or they
call Moloch. I mean, is it going to be true
that the child pedophilia and the elites in the Washington DC,
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is that what we're really going to see come out?
Is it going to be Satanic worship?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Q was in the House of Representatives now, Marjorie Taylor
Green is hardly the first member of Congress to hold
some out their beliefs. I mean, Ted Cruz believes that
Beard is working for him. QAnon is not just extreme,
its delusional.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
People.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
How are you going to be in the government and
believe that the government is full of Satan worshiping sex predators.
I mean, it must be exhausting to be walking around
the halls of Congress just constantly opening doors like.
Speaker 9 (03:16):
Aha, No, just a supply closet, gotcha, No, just a
copy room?
Speaker 5 (03:23):
Fair?
Speaker 9 (03:24):
No, that's my office, man, I'm so lost.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
And it's not just QAnon.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
In fact, it seems like Green has a conspiracy theory
for every letter of the alphabet.
Speaker 10 (03:35):
The Trump backing Republican embraces completely false q Andon conspiracy theories,
and in a newly uncovered video from twenty eighteen, claimed
former President Obama is Muslim. The Clintons had JFK Junior killed,
and even questioned whether a plane crashed into the Pentagon
on nine to eleven.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
It's odd, there's never any evidence shown for a plane
in the Pentagon.
Speaker 11 (03:58):
Facebook posts have surfaced in which Green called the deadly
Parkland High School shooting fake, along with video showing her
harassing Parkland shooting survivor David Hogges.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Why are you supporting red flag gun laws that attack
our Second Amendment?
Speaker 5 (04:13):
Right?
Speaker 4 (04:13):
How do you get avid gun owners and people that
support the Second Amendment to give up their guns and
go along with anti gun legislation?
Speaker 5 (04:23):
How do you do that?
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Maybe you accomplish that by performing a mass shooting into
a crowd that is very likely to be conservative. Is
that what happened in Las Vegas?
Speaker 6 (04:34):
Have you seen the picture of Ruth Bader Gengrive walking
through the airport?
Speaker 12 (04:39):
Yeah, like the body double for Hillary Clinton. So it's interesting.
Speaker 9 (04:44):
So I do not believe that was Ruth?
Speaker 11 (04:46):
No, I don't think so?
Speaker 5 (04:48):
Do Wow? Okay?
Speaker 2 (04:51):
So RBG has a body double. Hilary Kinton has a
body double. This one makes it sound like everyone has
their own body double.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
It's such a silly thing to believe. Yo, the weekend,
they're on to us get out of their man right.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
But the big question is how did Osama bin Karen
get elected to Congress in the first place. Well, it
turns out she was lucky to be one of nine
Republicans running for the seat, so everyone's attention was spread
around instead of.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
Focused all on her.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Kind of like how there are so many different kinds
of orio now that you hardly even noticed that one
of the flavors is human flesh. And while some of
the QAnon stuff did come out, mostly what voters knew
about her was that she was a hardcore Trump supporter,
and yeah, she sometimes sounded like a crazy person.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
But only in a comforting, familiar way.
Speaker 12 (05:41):
She's a former CrossFit gym owner who has had a
few roles at her father's construction company, but really has
no political background at all.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
America is the greatest country in the world. We need
conservatives in Washington that will keep it that way. I mean,
the Democrat Party is no longer an American party. They
are now the party of socialism. They want to rip
our borders wide open. They want to kill babies up
until birth and maybe even afterwards. I have a message
for Antifa terrorists. Stay the hell out of Northwest Georgia.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Goddamn, I know which house I'm skipping on Halloween.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
And by the way, everyone's freaking out about Green's.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
QAnon beliefs, but if you ask me, the scarier culture
she's involved in is crossfits. I mean, that's just just
scientology with jumping jacks. But yes, aside from the cult stuff,
a lot of Green's beliefs are pretty typical for today's Republicans.
But she also has a little extra something that makes
the far right love her even more.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
It's racism.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Marjorie Taylor Green also has a track record of incendiary
and racist rhetoric. There is an Islamic invasion into our
government offices right now. If you want Islam and Sharia law,
you stay over there in the Middle East. You stay there,
and you're going to meet and do all your thing.
And you know what, you can have a whole bunch
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of wives or goats or sheep or whatever you want.
But that doesn't make me a racist because I just
I guess I say leave the statue up there. The
most mistreated group of people in the United States today
are white males.
Speaker 8 (07:16):
What a now deleted Facebook post green question whether California's
deadly campfire in twenty eighteen was started by lasers beamed
down from outer space laser, she says, somehow connected to
the Rothschilds, the Jewish European banking family, the target of
some of the oldest, laziest, most dangerous anti Semitic tropes
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on the books Jewish space lasers, Hold on, Hold on,
hold on Jewish space lasers.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
What is this lady just playing conspiracy sluck machine and
going with whatever comes up? Because here's my question, if
you were secretly starting a forest fire, why would you
use a space laser when you could just use I
don't know, matches. It's such a of a Jewish space laser.
It's like using the Death Star to make snores.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
Yes, make sure they're toasty.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
And honestly, guys, if you're antisemitic, this is a weird
way to try and get people on your side. Because
when I hear someone saying Jews have a space laser,
I'm like, awesome, Can I join I will say, though,
it is impressive that Green has some wild racist theory
for every group.
Speaker 5 (08:25):
I mean, no wonder she got elected because she's like,
I want to be a congresswoman for everyone.
Speaker 9 (08:30):
Whether you hate Jews, Blacks, Muslims, or filthy Canadians.
Speaker 5 (08:35):
I'm on your side.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
So that's who Marjorie Taylor Green was before she started
threatening to kill Democrats, and her calls for violence are
nothing new. While some Republicans only came around to supporting
an insurrection after Donald Trump lost the election, Green was
rallying the troops even before November twenty twenty.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
If this generation doesn't stand up and defend freedom, it's gone.
And once it's gone, freedom doesn't come back by itself.
The only way you get your freedoms back is it's
earned with the price of blood. When we rise up,
we can end all of this. We can end it.
We can do it peacefully.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
We can.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
I hope it doesn't have to We don't have to
do it the other way. I hope not, but we
should feel like we will if we have to.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Okay, no, guys, I'm sorry, but calls for a violent
revolution just don't have the same weight when you're streaming
it from your hotel room.
Speaker 5 (09:33):
It's time for the people to rise up and take
back their freedoms.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Excuse me, Can I get another towel please, because I'm
going to the pool.
Speaker 5 (09:42):
Yeah, thank you so much. Let's spill some blood. No,
the cabana will be fine, thank you.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
So Now that all these death threats and conspiracy theories
have come to light, Congress is trying to figure out
how to deal with Green. Do you censure her? Do
you expel her? You use a secret Jewish space laser
to distract her.
Speaker 5 (10:02):
Like a cat? I mean, one thing's for sure.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
While Congress tries to decide what to do with her,
she's out there getting stuff done herself.
Speaker 12 (10:10):
Georgia Congressman Marjorie Taylor Green calling on President Biden to
be impeached.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
This fouled articles of impeachment on President Joe Biden. We'll
see how this goes.
Speaker 5 (10:19):
What a letdown.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Marjorie Taylor Green came to Washington calling for executions, and
a few weeks later she's already settling for impeachment. Man,
I guess Congress will turn anyone into a moderate. But
you know what, I have a conspiracy theory of my own.
I think Marjorie Taylor Green is secretly a Democrat, you know,
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think about it. She's making Republicans look unhinged. She's from Georgia,
which we all know is a blue state, and she's
a member of Congress, which she herself believes is a satanic,
demonic cult. Now, if I'm correct and Marjorie Taylor Green
is Democrats, well that's great news for everyone because that
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would be the only way that Republicans would actually want
to hold her accountable for anything she's done. Marjorie Taylor Green,
Georgia congresswoman and your crazy aunt's even crazier friend. Since
her shocking rise from QAnon forums to the House of Representatives,
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Green has become notorious for her willingness to say absolutely
anything with zero shame with its conspiracies about nine to
eleven or the existence of Jewish space lasers, which is ridiculous.
I mean, everyone knows that the Jewish space laser was
taken out by the Buddhist submarine missiles years ago. But
now MTG is admitting that some of her recent comments
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might have gone too far.
Speaker 13 (11:49):
Georgia Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Green is apologizing for comparing COVID
restrictions to the horrors of the Holocaust. She previously compared
mask mandates to the Nazis forcing used to where yellow
stars or apology came after visiting the Holocaust Museum, I.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
Have made a mistake and it's really bothered me for
a couple of weeks now, and so I definitely want
to own it. The horrors of the Holocaust are something
that some people don't even believe happened, and some people deny,
but there is no comparison to the Holocaust. And there
are words that I have said, remarks that I've made
that I know are offensive, and for that I want
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to apologize. Going to the Holocaust Museum was just a
good reflection and it was good to look and see
things there. And one of the things I was reminded
of is how terrible their policies were.
Speaker 5 (12:45):
You know, guys, America isn't serious, man.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
This woman writes the laws, the laws that govern the
lan and she's out here.
Speaker 5 (12:53):
Like, yo, you guys heard about this Holocaust. Shit's wild?
Speaker 2 (12:58):
I mean, for real, though, are we going to get
a pre conference every time Marjorie Taylor Green learns about
something Because she doesn't know about a lot of things.
Speaker 9 (13:06):
It has come to my attention that putting metal in
a microwave makes the microwave go boom boom. I think
it's important to acknowledge that, but I will say, in
some ways I feel bad for this lady man. Learning
things is tough, you know, because it forces you to
take back all the ignorant shit that you've said in
the past.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
It's why the only museum I go to is Madame
Tussad's Madame Tussarves.
Speaker 5 (13:30):
Come Stupid, Leave Stupid.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
A little over a year ago, thousands of Trump supporters
stormed the Capitol Building in an attempt to stop the
election from being certified, and they wanted to declare Donald
Trump super president forever, no backseats. Now, what was surprising
is that by and large the Republican Party has decided
not to hold any of that against Donald Trump. And
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I mean, let's be honest, how can you stay met
at dish faced?
Speaker 5 (13:56):
You'll good use the media face.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
But the Capitol riots wasn't even the scariest thing that
happened on January sixth, because you see, my friends, we're
now finding out that something else happened that day. Countless
Republicans seem to have had their memories erased.
Speaker 5 (14:16):
But as worried as.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
I am for those guys people, I am really concerned
about Marjorie Taylor Green, congresswomen from Georgia and soccer mom
who's definitely slatched the other team's bus hires.
Speaker 5 (14:28):
You see, a few of.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
MTG's constituents have filed a lawsuit to disqualify her from
Congress based on her role in January sixth. Yeah, apparently
there's something in the constitution that says you can't run
for office if you do an insurrection against the governments.
You know how people are crazy ideas back then and now, look,
we all know it's probably not gonna work, But Marjorie
Taylor Green was still forced to testify at a hearing
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on Friday, And it looks like nobody has been hit
harder by January sixth amnesia than her.
Speaker 12 (14:57):
You didn't talk to anybody in government about the fact
that there were going to be large protests in Washington
on January sixth. I don't remember he spoke to Representative
Biggs or his staff about that fact, didn't you? I
do not remember. How about Representative Gosar.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
I'm sorry, I don't remember.
Speaker 12 (15:16):
Did anyone ever mention to you the possibility that there
might be violence in Washington?
Speaker 4 (15:22):
I don't remember. Ms Green.
Speaker 12 (15:24):
This is a tweet that you sent out on January second,
twenty twenty one.
Speaker 6 (15:29):
Correct, I'm not sure.
Speaker 12 (15:35):
Okay, you don't recall this.
Speaker 4 (15:37):
I don't recall tweeting that.
Speaker 12 (15:39):
Now, did you advocate to President Trump to impose martial
law as a way to remain in power?
Speaker 6 (15:45):
I don't recall.
Speaker 14 (15:46):
You don't recall if you wanted to impose martial law?
Speaker 5 (15:50):
You don't.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Wow.
Speaker 14 (15:52):
I wish I had Marjorie Tailer Green's memory.
Speaker 5 (15:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
I once said enjoy your dinner to a wai in
two thousand and three, and.
Speaker 14 (16:00):
I still think about it every day every day.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Enjoy your dinner.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
You enjoy your dinner. Kill me.
Speaker 14 (16:12):
Meanwhile, she can't even remember if she told the president
to impose marshal law.
Speaker 5 (16:15):
Yo, yo yo.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Let me tell you something that should be an easy
one for most people.
Speaker 14 (16:19):
If you ever asked the president to impose martial law,
you would never forget something that specific, Like if anyone
can't say no to doing something that's specific and weird, you.
Speaker 5 (16:29):
Definitely did that shit.
Speaker 14 (16:34):
I h.
Speaker 15 (16:37):
Have I ever tried to steal a horse and ride
it inside a bouncy castle, your honor, I do not recall,
but you gotta admit that sounds like something.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
A pretty cool guy would do, right, right, members of
the jury, Right, yeah, but if it's not cool, then
I do not recall. Yeah, I don't remember. So Marjorie
Taylor Green spent the entire hearing denying that she had
any memory of anything to do with January sixth. But
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it turns out, my friends, that they may be acute
to this amnesia, because one thing that can bring it back,
even if just for a little bit, is evidence.
Speaker 8 (17:22):
And in another moment, Taylor Green first denied that she
had called House Speaker Nancy Pelosi a trader to her country,
before kind of hedging a little bit when faced with
actual evidence of saying it.
Speaker 12 (17:34):
In fact, you think that Speaker Pelosi is a trader
to the country, right.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
I'm not answering that question of speculation.
Speaker 12 (17:46):
You've said that, having you, miss Green, that she's a
trader to the country.
Speaker 6 (17:49):
No, I haven't said that.
Speaker 12 (17:51):
Okay, put up plants Exhibit five.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
Please, oh no, wait hold on now, oh no no.
Speaker 14 (17:58):
Wait wait wait wait wait no, no, no, no, no,
now that you busted me, I remember the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Yeah yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, yeah,
I remember it now.
Speaker 5 (18:09):
I love that move.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Yes, that's when you tell your mom, yeah, I did
my homework and she's like, oh, yeah, yeah, let me
show it to me, and you're like, oh, homework, yeah,
I thought you meant my work at home. I'll do
that now. Thank you mom for reminding me. I uh yeah, no,
thank you so much for that. Look, man, I mean,
clearly this person is unqualified for Congress because politicians are
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supposed to be good at line.
Speaker 5 (18:33):
Okay, this was just embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Okay, in my defense, I didn't know you had evidence.
I mean, I never have evidence for the stuff I say.
Speaker 8 (18:40):
I didn't even know that was the thing.
Speaker 5 (18:41):
You could do.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Keep in mind, people, this stuff only happened a little
over a year ago. It's not like they're being asked
to remember their prom dates eye color.
Speaker 5 (18:50):
These aren't trick questions.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
But nobody in the Republican Party can seem to remember
planning the insurrection, or talking about it, or even how
they felt about it at the time. Kevin mccafee, Marjorie
Taylor Green, Jim Jordan, the list goes on and on
so over the weekend. Over the weekend, conservatives gathered in
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Texas a Right to raise awareness for just how badly
the January sixth riders are being treated. And the way
they did this was they held a very special tribute
that is very moving and not at all hilarious.
Speaker 7 (19:31):
The Insurrection Fallout is front and center at Seapack, this
year's most buzzed about booth. Is this a fake jail cell?
What you're watching actually happened at Seapack. It features a
convicted January sixth rioter doing performance are in a cage
wearing an orange jumpsuit.
Speaker 6 (19:49):
Visitors were offered headsets so they could listen to interviews
with jail January sixth dependants while watching the actor weave.
Some viewers wept along with him. Others threw money into
the cage. Georgia Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Green enters the cell
to pray with him.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Okay, wait, wait wait wait wait wait okay, just waits.
Help me understand, Help me understand the logic. Marjorie Taylor
Green is praying for a fake prisoner.
Speaker 5 (20:28):
Well, there's a real thing.
Speaker 14 (20:29):
She's like, sir, who is this lady like America, you say,
this is a person who's actually part of running your country.
Speaker 5 (20:37):
She's in there morning with a fake praying for.
Speaker 14 (20:40):
Like, how does she function in the world. It's a
fake person. She must have the hardest time at Broadway shows.
They killed Hamilton.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
I mean, I guess in her defense. This actor in
the lobby of the seapack conventional already commits it to
the rule because apparently he spent hours in that jail
cell weeping the whole time just weeping, which in a
way is a powerful performance art, because isn't that what
conservatism has turned to in America?
Speaker 5 (21:13):
Right?
Speaker 2 (21:13):
It's just people in mega hats acting like they're victims.
There's fewer white people now than they used to be,
but we still have all the power.
Speaker 5 (21:28):
By the way, the brother made me laugh.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
The hardest was how people were throwing money into the caves,
like what is that? This is like the only way
they know how to interact with arts is the same
way they interact with strippers.
Speaker 5 (21:42):
You know. It's just like your freedom has been stolen
from you. Shake that ass, to shake that ass.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Now, you would think a story like this couldn't get
any crazier, but truly, the best part of the story
is this actor who played the defendants was an actual
rioter on January sixth, who reportedly avoided a prison sentence
by snitching on the other rioters.
Speaker 12 (22:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 16 (22:19):
So, just so you understand, this dude is pretending to
be a prisoner that he helped center prison. Which is say,
you snitched on your federal rioters, they go to jail,
and now you're on in the streets, craving man.
Speaker 14 (22:30):
I wish there was something I could have done. Just nothing,
prepare to jail. I wish there's something I could have done.
Speaker 17 (22:37):
This is wild and other exciting news. Marjorie Taylor Green
aka Capital Storming Barbie hates her job, which is so
funny because the rest of us also hate her having
her job.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
Becoming a member of Congress has made my life miserable.
The nature of this job. It keeps members of Congress
and senators in Washington so much of the time, too
much of the time, I'm to be honest with you,
that we don't get to go home and spend more
time with our families, our friends, you know, all in
our district, or maybe just be regular people. Because this
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job is so demanding and it's turned into practically year round.
Speaker 17 (23:19):
First of all, you're not a regular person, you moron.
You're a congress person because you campaigned and somehow one
which requires you to work year round. I also don't
want to work your round, and that's why I don't.
Speaker 5 (23:42):
To quote Kim.
Speaker 17 (23:43):
Kay for a second, get your pass up and work.
The point is, if you don't like being in Congress, then.
Speaker 9 (23:57):
Go work at footlocker, bitch.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
But that's not even the.
Speaker 17 (24:02):
Worst part of what she said.
Speaker 4 (24:03):
This is I have people come up to me and
say crazy things to me out of the blue and
public places that they believe because they read it on
the internet.
Speaker 17 (24:18):
Well, if that's not the pot calling the kettle QAnon.
This woman thought nine to eleven was a hoax, that
the Clintons killed JFK. Junior, and that Jews are in
charge of space lasers. But please don't come at her
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with some crazy ideas. She might believe them.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Let's move on to Washington, DC, where Congress yesterday held
hearings on COVID school closings, with testimony from Teachers Union
president Randy Weingarten.
Speaker 5 (24:54):
And I think we can agree.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
That this is an entirely reasonable subject for rational debate.
That is, of course, unless QAnon Karen is involved.
Speaker 4 (25:03):
Miss Swinegarden, are you a mother?
Speaker 7 (25:06):
I am a mother by marriage.
Speaker 4 (25:09):
By marriage, I see, and my wife.
Speaker 7 (25:11):
Is here with me, so I'm really glad that she's here.
Speaker 4 (25:15):
What I'd like to talk about is your recommendations to
the CDC as not a medical doctor, not a biological mother,
and really not a teacher. People like you need to
admit that you're just a political activist, not a teacher,
not a mother, and not a medical doctor.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Jesus, what the hell was that about. Listen, Marjorie, you
don't get to decide who's a mother or not. That
job exclusively belongs to gay men on TikTok. Also, it's
a little weird to hear MTG dissing stepmothers because this
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woman has the most stepmom energy I have ever seen.
Remember that white coat, Okay, that is not the coat
you wear when you're a mom. That's the coat you
wear when you're in someone's dad.
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Speaker 2 (00:07):
Last year's election brought a lot of new faces to Washington,
d C. But just like that kid at sleepaway camp
who keeps wetching the bed, one of them may be
going home early tonight.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Growing outrage at newly elected Representative Marjorie Taylor Green, the
noted conspiracy theorist and ardent Trump's supporter from Georgia, is
facing calls to resign in a long shot bid to
expel her from Congress after a review of her social
media found in twenty eighteen and nineteen she repeatedly indicated
support for executing prominent Democrats, including Speaker Nancy Pelosi, and.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
A widely shared video from twenty nineteen Green declaring Pelosi
a trader and prime.
Speaker 5 (00:45):
She should be executed.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
It's a crime punishable by death.
Speaker 6 (00:50):
Is what treason hangs did.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Nancy Palsey is guilty of treason.
Speaker 7 (00:54):
She's called for the hanging of Barack Obama, She's called
for the hanging of Hillary Clinton.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Right now, they're trying to expel me from Congress. Yep,
they don't like they don't like a lot of the
things I say and do. There you know, it's a
witch hunt.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Yeah, they don't like the things you said because you
called for their execution. They're not looking for a witch hunt,
They're looking to stay alive. I mean, people, what kind
of psychopath calls for the execution of America's leaders on Facebook?
I mean, at least if you did it on Snapchat,
it would be harder to find. Also, the puppy nose
makes you seem less crazy. And here's why I take
(01:31):
this assassination talk seriously from Marjorie Taylor Green. She's got
three names. Assassins always have three names. Lee Harvey Oswald,
John Wilkes Booth, Neil Patrick Harris, that guy kills at
every award show. So who is this person that might
get expelled from Congress often less than a month. Well,
let's get to know her in our brand new segment
(01:53):
Fringe Watching, Meet Marjorie Taylor Green. In Congress, she represents
Georgia's fourteenth district, right outside Atlanta, and in life, she
represents some views right outside of reality.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
Marjorie Taylor Green.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
She won her house race for a district in northwest Georgia.
Speaker 8 (02:15):
She has in the past promoted that Q and on
conspiracy theory.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Q is a patriot. We know that for sure, but
we do not know who Q is. People believe that
Q is someone very close to President Trump. According to him,
many in our government are actively worshiping Satan or they
call Moloch. I mean, is it going to be true
that the child pedophilia and the elites in the Washington DC,
(02:41):
is that what we're really going to see come out?
Is it going to be Satanic worship?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Q was in the House of Representatives now, Marjorie Taylor
Green is hardly the first member of Congress to hold
some out their beliefs. I mean, Ted Cruz believes that
Beard is working for him. QAnon is not just extreme,
its delusional.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
People.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
How are you going to be in the government and
believe that the government is full of Satan worshiping sex predators.
I mean, it must be exhausting to be walking around
the halls of Congress just constantly opening doors like.
Speaker 9 (03:16):
Aha, No, just a supply closet, gotcha, No, just a
copy room?
Speaker 5 (03:23):
Fair?
Speaker 9 (03:24):
No, that's my office, man, I'm so lost.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
And it's not just QAnon.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
In fact, it seems like Green has a conspiracy theory
for every letter of the alphabet.
Speaker 10 (03:35):
The Trump backing Republican embraces completely false q Andon conspiracy theories,
and in a newly uncovered video from twenty eighteen, claimed
former President Obama is Muslim. The Clintons had JFK Junior killed,
and even questioned whether a plane crashed into the Pentagon
on nine to eleven.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
It's odd, there's never any evidence shown for a plane
in the Pentagon.
Speaker 11 (03:58):
Facebook posts have surfaced in which Green called the deadly
Parkland High School shooting fake, along with video showing her
harassing Parkland shooting survivor David Hogges.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Why are you supporting red flag gun laws that attack
our Second Amendment?
Speaker 5 (04:13):
Right?
Speaker 4 (04:13):
How do you get avid gun owners and people that
support the Second Amendment to give up their guns and
go along with anti gun legislation?
Speaker 5 (04:23):
How do you do that?
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Maybe you accomplish that by performing a mass shooting into
a crowd that is very likely to be conservative. Is
that what happened in Las Vegas?
Speaker 6 (04:34):
Have you seen the picture of Ruth Bader Gengrive walking
through the airport?
Speaker 12 (04:39):
Yeah, like the body double for Hillary Clinton. So it's interesting.
Speaker 9 (04:44):
So I do not believe that was Ruth?
Speaker 11 (04:46):
No, I don't think so?
Speaker 5 (04:48):
Do Wow? Okay?
Speaker 2 (04:51):
So RBG has a body double. Hilary Kinton has a
body double. This one makes it sound like everyone has
their own body double.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
It's such a silly thing to believe. Yo, the weekend,
they're on to us get out of their man right.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
But the big question is how did Osama bin Karen
get elected to Congress in the first place. Well, it
turns out she was lucky to be one of nine
Republicans running for the seat, so everyone's attention was spread
around instead of.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
Focused all on her.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Kind of like how there are so many different kinds
of orio now that you hardly even noticed that one
of the flavors is human flesh. And while some of
the QAnon stuff did come out, mostly what voters knew
about her was that she was a hardcore Trump supporter,
and yeah, she sometimes sounded like a crazy person.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
But only in a comforting, familiar way.
Speaker 12 (05:41):
She's a former CrossFit gym owner who has had a
few roles at her father's construction company, but really has
no political background at all.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
America is the greatest country in the world. We need
conservatives in Washington that will keep it that way. I mean,
the Democrat Party is no longer an American party. They
are now the party of socialism. They want to rip
our borders wide open. They want to kill babies up
until birth and maybe even afterwards. I have a message
for Antifa terrorists. Stay the hell out of Northwest Georgia.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Goddamn, I know which house I'm skipping on Halloween.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
And by the way, everyone's freaking out about Green's.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
QAnon beliefs, but if you ask me, the scarier culture
she's involved in is crossfits. I mean, that's just just
scientology with jumping jacks. But yes, aside from the cult stuff,
a lot of Green's beliefs are pretty typical for today's Republicans.
But she also has a little extra something that makes
the far right love her even more.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
It's racism.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Marjorie Taylor Green also has a track record of incendiary
and racist rhetoric. There is an Islamic invasion into our
government offices right now. If you want Islam and Sharia law,
you stay over there in the Middle East. You stay there,
and you're going to meet and do all your thing.
And you know what, you can have a whole bunch
(07:04):
of wives or goats or sheep or whatever you want.
But that doesn't make me a racist because I just
I guess I say leave the statue up there. The
most mistreated group of people in the United States today
are white males.
Speaker 8 (07:16):
What a now deleted Facebook post green question whether California's
deadly campfire in twenty eighteen was started by lasers beamed
down from outer space laser, she says, somehow connected to
the Rothschilds, the Jewish European banking family, the target of
some of the oldest, laziest, most dangerous anti Semitic tropes
(07:37):
on the books Jewish space lasers, Hold on, Hold on,
hold on Jewish space lasers.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
What is this lady just playing conspiracy sluck machine and
going with whatever comes up? Because here's my question, if
you were secretly starting a forest fire, why would you
use a space laser when you could just use I
don't know, matches. It's such a of a Jewish space laser.
It's like using the Death Star to make snores.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
Yes, make sure they're toasty.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
And honestly, guys, if you're antisemitic, this is a weird
way to try and get people on your side. Because
when I hear someone saying Jews have a space laser,
I'm like, awesome, Can I join I will say, though,
it is impressive that Green has some wild racist theory
for every group.
Speaker 5 (08:25):
I mean, no wonder she got elected because she's like,
I want to be a congresswoman for everyone.
Speaker 9 (08:30):
Whether you hate Jews, Blacks, Muslims, or filthy Canadians.
Speaker 5 (08:35):
I'm on your side.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
So that's who Marjorie Taylor Green was before she started
threatening to kill Democrats, and her calls for violence are
nothing new. While some Republicans only came around to supporting
an insurrection after Donald Trump lost the election, Green was
rallying the troops even before November twenty twenty.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
If this generation doesn't stand up and defend freedom, it's gone.
And once it's gone, freedom doesn't come back by itself.
The only way you get your freedoms back is it's
earned with the price of blood. When we rise up,
we can end all of this. We can end it.
We can do it peacefully.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
We can.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
I hope it doesn't have to We don't have to
do it the other way. I hope not, but we
should feel like we will if we have to.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Okay, no, guys, I'm sorry, but calls for a violent
revolution just don't have the same weight when you're streaming
it from your hotel room.
Speaker 5 (09:33):
It's time for the people to rise up and take
back their freedoms.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Excuse me, Can I get another towel please, because I'm
going to the pool.
Speaker 5 (09:42):
Yeah, thank you so much. Let's spill some blood. No,
the cabana will be fine, thank you.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
So Now that all these death threats and conspiracy theories
have come to light, Congress is trying to figure out
how to deal with Green. Do you censure her? Do
you expel her? You use a secret Jewish space laser
to distract her.
Speaker 5 (10:02):
Like a cat? I mean, one thing's for sure.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
While Congress tries to decide what to do with her,
she's out there getting stuff done herself.
Speaker 12 (10:10):
Georgia Congressman Marjorie Taylor Green calling on President Biden to
be impeached.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
This fouled articles of impeachment on President Joe Biden. We'll
see how this goes.
Speaker 5 (10:19):
What a letdown.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Marjorie Taylor Green came to Washington calling for executions, and
a few weeks later she's already settling for impeachment. Man,
I guess Congress will turn anyone into a moderate. But
you know what, I have a conspiracy theory of my own.
I think Marjorie Taylor Green is secretly a Democrat, you know,
(10:42):
think about it. She's making Republicans look unhinged. She's from Georgia,
which we all know is a blue state, and she's
a member of Congress, which she herself believes is a satanic,
demonic cult. Now, if I'm correct and Marjorie Taylor Green
is Democrats, well that's great news for everyone because that
(11:04):
would be the only way that Republicans would actually want
to hold her accountable for anything she's done. Marjorie Taylor Green,
Georgia congresswoman and your crazy aunt's even crazier friend. Since
her shocking rise from QAnon forums to the House of Representatives,
(11:24):
Green has become notorious for her willingness to say absolutely
anything with zero shame with its conspiracies about nine to
eleven or the existence of Jewish space lasers, which is ridiculous.
I mean, everyone knows that the Jewish space laser was
taken out by the Buddhist submarine missiles years ago. But
now MTG is admitting that some of her recent comments
(11:47):
might have gone too far.
Speaker 13 (11:49):
Georgia Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Green is apologizing for comparing COVID
restrictions to the horrors of the Holocaust. She previously compared
mask mandates to the Nazis forcing used to where yellow
stars or apology came after visiting the Holocaust Museum, I.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
Have made a mistake and it's really bothered me for
a couple of weeks now, and so I definitely want
to own it. The horrors of the Holocaust are something
that some people don't even believe happened, and some people deny,
but there is no comparison to the Holocaust. And there
are words that I have said, remarks that I've made
that I know are offensive, and for that I want
(12:28):
to apologize. Going to the Holocaust Museum was just a
good reflection and it was good to look and see
things there. And one of the things I was reminded
of is how terrible their policies were.
Speaker 5 (12:45):
You know, guys, America isn't serious, man.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
This woman writes the laws, the laws that govern the
lan and she's out here.
Speaker 5 (12:53):
Like, yo, you guys heard about this Holocaust. Shit's wild?
Speaker 2 (12:58):
I mean, for real, though, are we going to get
a pre conference every time Marjorie Taylor Green learns about
something Because she doesn't know about a lot of things.
Speaker 9 (13:06):
It has come to my attention that putting metal in
a microwave makes the microwave go boom boom. I think
it's important to acknowledge that, but I will say, in
some ways I feel bad for this lady man. Learning
things is tough, you know, because it forces you to
take back all the ignorant shit that you've said in
the past.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
It's why the only museum I go to is Madame
Tussad's Madame Tussarves.
Speaker 5 (13:30):
Come Stupid, Leave Stupid.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
A little over a year ago, thousands of Trump supporters
stormed the Capitol Building in an attempt to stop the
election from being certified, and they wanted to declare Donald
Trump super president forever, no backseats. Now, what was surprising
is that by and large the Republican Party has decided
not to hold any of that against Donald Trump. And
(13:53):
I mean, let's be honest, how can you stay met
at dish faced?
Speaker 5 (13:56):
You'll good use the media face.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
But the Capitol riots wasn't even the scariest thing that
happened on January sixth, because you see, my friends, we're
now finding out that something else happened that day. Countless
Republicans seem to have had their memories erased.
Speaker 5 (14:16):
But as worried as.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
I am for those guys people, I am really concerned
about Marjorie Taylor Green, congresswomen from Georgia and soccer mom
who's definitely slatched the other team's bus hires.
Speaker 5 (14:28):
You see, a few of.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
MTG's constituents have filed a lawsuit to disqualify her from
Congress based on her role in January sixth. Yeah, apparently
there's something in the constitution that says you can't run
for office if you do an insurrection against the governments.
You know how people are crazy ideas back then and now, look,
we all know it's probably not gonna work, But Marjorie
Taylor Green was still forced to testify at a hearing
(14:50):
on Friday, And it looks like nobody has been hit
harder by January sixth amnesia than her.
Speaker 12 (14:57):
You didn't talk to anybody in government about the fact
that there were going to be large protests in Washington
on January sixth. I don't remember he spoke to Representative
Biggs or his staff about that fact, didn't you? I
do not remember. How about Representative Gosar.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
I'm sorry, I don't remember.
Speaker 12 (15:16):
Did anyone ever mention to you the possibility that there
might be violence in Washington?
Speaker 4 (15:22):
I don't remember. Ms Green.
Speaker 12 (15:24):
This is a tweet that you sent out on January second,
twenty twenty one.
Speaker 6 (15:29):
Correct, I'm not sure.
Speaker 12 (15:35):
Okay, you don't recall this.
Speaker 4 (15:37):
I don't recall tweeting that.
Speaker 12 (15:39):
Now, did you advocate to President Trump to impose martial
law as a way to remain in power?
Speaker 6 (15:45):
I don't recall.
Speaker 14 (15:46):
You don't recall if you wanted to impose martial law?
Speaker 5 (15:50):
You don't.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Wow.
Speaker 14 (15:52):
I wish I had Marjorie Tailer Green's memory.
Speaker 5 (15:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
I once said enjoy your dinner to a wai in
two thousand and three, and.
Speaker 14 (16:00):
I still think about it every day every day.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Enjoy your dinner.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
You enjoy your dinner. Kill me.
Speaker 14 (16:12):
Meanwhile, she can't even remember if she told the president
to impose marshal law.
Speaker 5 (16:15):
Yo, yo yo.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Let me tell you something that should be an easy
one for most people.
Speaker 14 (16:19):
If you ever asked the president to impose martial law,
you would never forget something that specific, Like if anyone
can't say no to doing something that's specific and weird, you.
Speaker 5 (16:29):
Definitely did that shit.
Speaker 14 (16:34):
I h.
Speaker 15 (16:37):
Have I ever tried to steal a horse and ride
it inside a bouncy castle, your honor, I do not recall,
but you gotta admit that sounds like something.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
A pretty cool guy would do, right, right, members of
the jury, Right, yeah, but if it's not cool, then
I do not recall. Yeah, I don't remember. So Marjorie
Taylor Green spent the entire hearing denying that she had
any memory of anything to do with January sixth. But
(17:12):
it turns out, my friends, that they may be acute
to this amnesia, because one thing that can bring it back,
even if just for a little bit, is evidence.
Speaker 8 (17:22):
And in another moment, Taylor Green first denied that she
had called House Speaker Nancy Pelosi a trader to her country,
before kind of hedging a little bit when faced with
actual evidence of saying it.
Speaker 12 (17:34):
In fact, you think that Speaker Pelosi is a trader
to the country, right.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
I'm not answering that question of speculation.
Speaker 12 (17:46):
You've said that, having you, miss Green, that she's a
trader to the country.
Speaker 6 (17:49):
No, I haven't said that.
Speaker 12 (17:51):
Okay, put up plants Exhibit five.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
Please, oh no, wait hold on now, oh no no.
Speaker 14 (17:58):
Wait wait wait wait wait no, no, no, no, no,
now that you busted me, I remember the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Yeah yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, yeah,
I remember it now.
Speaker 5 (18:09):
I love that move.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Yes, that's when you tell your mom, yeah, I did
my homework and she's like, oh, yeah, yeah, let me
show it to me, and you're like, oh, homework, yeah,
I thought you meant my work at home. I'll do
that now. Thank you mom for reminding me. I uh yeah, no,
thank you so much for that. Look, man, I mean,
clearly this person is unqualified for Congress because politicians are
(18:32):
supposed to be good at line.
Speaker 5 (18:33):
Okay, this was just embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Okay, in my defense, I didn't know you had evidence.
I mean, I never have evidence for the stuff I say.
Speaker 8 (18:40):
I didn't even know that was the thing.
Speaker 5 (18:41):
You could do.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Keep in mind, people, this stuff only happened a little
over a year ago. It's not like they're being asked
to remember their prom dates eye color.
Speaker 5 (18:50):
These aren't trick questions.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
But nobody in the Republican Party can seem to remember
planning the insurrection, or talking about it, or even how
they felt about it at the time. Kevin mccafee, Marjorie
Taylor Green, Jim Jordan, the list goes on and on
so over the weekend. Over the weekend, conservatives gathered in
(19:14):
Texas a Right to raise awareness for just how badly
the January sixth riders are being treated. And the way
they did this was they held a very special tribute
that is very moving and not at all hilarious.
Speaker 7 (19:31):
The Insurrection Fallout is front and center at Seapack, this
year's most buzzed about booth. Is this a fake jail cell?
What you're watching actually happened at Seapack. It features a
convicted January sixth rioter doing performance are in a cage
wearing an orange jumpsuit.
Speaker 6 (19:49):
Visitors were offered headsets so they could listen to interviews
with jail January sixth dependants while watching the actor weave.
Some viewers wept along with him. Others threw money into
the cage. Georgia Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Green enters the cell
to pray with him.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Okay, wait, wait wait wait wait wait okay, just waits.
Help me understand, Help me understand the logic. Marjorie Taylor
Green is praying for a fake prisoner.
Speaker 5 (20:28):
Well, there's a real thing.
Speaker 14 (20:29):
She's like, sir, who is this lady like America, you say,
this is a person who's actually part of running your country.
Speaker 5 (20:37):
She's in there morning with a fake praying for.
Speaker 14 (20:40):
Like, how does she function in the world. It's a
fake person. She must have the hardest time at Broadway shows.
They killed Hamilton.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
I mean, I guess in her defense. This actor in
the lobby of the seapack conventional already commits it to
the rule because apparently he spent hours in that jail
cell weeping the whole time just weeping, which in a
way is a powerful performance art, because isn't that what
conservatism has turned to in America?
Speaker 5 (21:13):
Right?
Speaker 2 (21:13):
It's just people in mega hats acting like they're victims.
There's fewer white people now than they used to be,
but we still have all the power.
Speaker 5 (21:28):
By the way, the brother made me laugh.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
The hardest was how people were throwing money into the caves,
like what is that? This is like the only way
they know how to interact with arts is the same
way they interact with strippers.
Speaker 5 (21:42):
You know. It's just like your freedom has been stolen
from you. Shake that ass, to shake that ass.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Now, you would think a story like this couldn't get
any crazier, but truly, the best part of the story
is this actor who played the defendants was an actual
rioter on January sixth, who reportedly avoided a prison sentence
by snitching on the other rioters.
Speaker 12 (22:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 16 (22:19):
So, just so you understand, this dude is pretending to
be a prisoner that he helped center prison. Which is say,
you snitched on your federal rioters, they go to jail,
and now you're on in the streets, craving man.
Speaker 14 (22:30):
I wish there was something I could have done. Just nothing,
prepare to jail. I wish there's something I could have done.
Speaker 17 (22:37):
This is wild and other exciting news. Marjorie Taylor Green
aka Capital Storming Barbie hates her job, which is so
funny because the rest of us also hate her having
her job.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
Becoming a member of Congress has made my life miserable.
The nature of this job. It keeps members of Congress
and senators in Washington so much of the time, too
much of the time, I'm to be honest with you,
that we don't get to go home and spend more
time with our families, our friends, you know, all in
our district, or maybe just be regular people. Because this
(23:10):
job is so demanding and it's turned into practically year round.
Speaker 17 (23:19):
First of all, you're not a regular person, you moron.
You're a congress person because you campaigned and somehow one
which requires you to work year round. I also don't
want to work your round, and that's why I don't.
Speaker 5 (23:42):
To quote Kim.
Speaker 17 (23:43):
Kay for a second, get your pass up and work.
The point is, if you don't like being in Congress, then.
Speaker 9 (23:57):
Go work at footlocker, bitch.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
But that's not even the.
Speaker 17 (24:02):
Worst part of what she said.
Speaker 4 (24:03):
This is I have people come up to me and
say crazy things to me out of the blue and
public places that they believe because they read it on
the internet.
Speaker 17 (24:18):
Well, if that's not the pot calling the kettle QAnon.
This woman thought nine to eleven was a hoax, that
the Clintons killed JFK. Junior, and that Jews are in
charge of space lasers. But please don't come at her
(24:39):
with some crazy ideas. She might believe them.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Let's move on to Washington, DC, where Congress yesterday held
hearings on COVID school closings, with testimony from Teachers Union
president Randy Weingarten.
Speaker 5 (24:54):
And I think we can agree.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
That this is an entirely reasonable subject for rational debate.
That is, of course, unless QAnon Karen is involved.
Speaker 4 (25:03):
Miss Swinegarden, are you a mother?
Speaker 7 (25:06):
I am a mother by marriage.
Speaker 4 (25:09):
By marriage, I see, and my wife.
Speaker 7 (25:11):
Is here with me, so I'm really glad that she's here.
Speaker 4 (25:15):
What I'd like to talk about is your recommendations to
the CDC as not a medical doctor, not a biological mother,
and really not a teacher. People like you need to
admit that you're just a political activist, not a teacher,
not a mother, and not a medical doctor.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Jesus, what the hell was that about. Listen, Marjorie, you
don't get to decide who's a mother or not. That
job exclusively belongs to gay men on TikTok. Also, it's
a little weird to hear MTG dissing stepmothers because this
(25:57):
woman has the most stepmom energy I have ever seen.
Remember that white coat, Okay, that is not the coat
you wear when you're a mom. That's the coat you
wear when you're in someone's dad.
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