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You know, I think it's time to introduce our guest. Yeah,
that's right. He's a correspondent for The Daily Show with
Trevor Noah Jabooky Young White. Thanks so much for having me.
You know, the studio is a lot smaller than I
thought it would be. Now, Jabouky, before we talk shop,
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you have a book to promote. Yes, well, it's actually
more like a Twitter account. It's my Twitter account at
jubooky Cool and where can our listeners find your Twitter
account on Twitter? Fantastic. I can't wait to read it.
Before we get to Jabouky. We just have a little
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to the movies with my buddy. We saw Aladdin again
wrapping Genie. I can't help it anyway, We get the tickets,
We see the movie. It's magical, and on the way
out of the parking lot, I run over a rare bird.
A rare bird, yeah, and I rebuild woodpecker crazy endangered,
huge fine for turning it into a road bandcake. So
naturally I opened my wallet to buy the silence of
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all the witnesses. But oh, I spent my last Jackson.
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So what do I do? I opened the buck banger
app send fifty dollar bribes to everyone who saw me
do it, and I'm home by dinner time googling when
is Aladdin to coming out? By the way, the answer
not soon enough, Costa. You just confess to a crime.
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What the crime of loving Aladdin? If that's a crime,
then lock me up in solitary confinement, preferably with a
blu ray of Will Smith's Aladdin. Buck Banger the easiest
way to send money. All right, let's get to the point.
But before we do, we need to address something we
said on Monday's show. Let's take a list, and it's Monday,
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and before we get started, we have some housekeeping, right
Tuesday's show where we push back to three pm instead
of one pm. I have to be home at one
pm to get my latest shipment from shrimp Fix. Hey,
is it bad if hypothetically a dog eats a sharpie?
Just some housekeeping on that bit of housekeeping. Tuesday's show
was actually released at three pm instead of three instead
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of one because we had more housekeeping than we anticipated,
and just a bit more housekeeping. We are aiming to
have less housekeeping going forward. That's right, Fewer housekeeping, fewer housekeepings. Guys.
By the way, it's actually houses keeping like Attorneys General
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They boost our rankings, which allow us to be discovered
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shout out to listener David the dave Man eighteen your
reviews saying we were quote awesome help me get back
custody of my kids. Can I go now? Or do
you guys want me to weigh in on something? No,
we're ready for you, Yeah, sure are. Our guest today
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is Jabooky young White jabookey. How are you doing? You know?
I'm pretty good. I'm doing pretty good and I just
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And that's it. No meals to cook, no clothes to
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Before we move on, we've got some sad personnel news
we do. This is Michael Costa's final episode of Podcast Today.
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Wait was I fired? We are super excited about our
permanent new host, jabouky Young. Why what's up? I'm super
excited to break down all the issues of the day
with y'alla Costa. Can you please get your ship out
of your office now? You can still send to Michael
cost in our brand new international sister pod podcast Today Kosovo.
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Up to the date news and commentary life from the
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twenties ladles off and so I don't even have a passport.
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who will have secretly infiltrated a Chechen terrorist group people
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point of order? Please has the new a Laddin even
been released in Kosovo? Podcast Today is produced by Tom
Baylor and Schula Mansfield and recorded at daily shows toos
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and Lyle Menendez Costa. I want to leave us with
any parting words. Yeah, actually I just google and Aladdin
is not in Kosovo right now. There's no doesn't seem
to be any showtimes or movie theaters. This is kind
of what keeps me grounded. And you have nothing to
say now both you guess you could wait for it
to show up on Prime and now you're the fucking
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host all of a sudden. I mean, you didn't even know,
you didn't even know that you were going to be
the host. But but here's a hard work and then
you see what the right well, you know, I stepped
up to the plate, and I think maybe that could
be a part of the reason pronounced Janovich. M m h,
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