May 15, 2024 • 41 mins
Dan talks about Tom Brady admitting he didn’t realize exactly what he was getting into when he agreed to get roasted. And Dan celebrates his birthday today with the Danettes.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You are listening to The Dan Patrick Show on Fox
Sports Radio.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
We did it.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
We made it to the final hour on this Wednesday,
May fifteenth, my birthday, a year older, a year closer
to death.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Come on in and stay a while.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Sorry, Todd, Todd gets all of thet I don't like
when you get morbid.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
All right, if you don't talk about it, then it
won't happen.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
Yeah, it's exactly it.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
So don't talk about it.
Speaker 5 (00:28):
Don't talk about it. Don't talk about diseases, illnesses, mortality.
We don't bring these things up.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
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Speaker 6 (00:37):
One point, I've been working here a long time, Todd.
Eighty percent of the talk you talk about is doctor
appointments and diseases that you have.
Speaker 5 (00:43):
I do reath what I have, but to avoid getting
anything further, I won't talk about the future.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
I have to live with whatever the current situation.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
All right, poll question for the final hour birth birth. Yeah,
once again, I got here early. I've been looking around
the man cave all morning long, yet to find any
of the gifts that you guys were hiding.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
You guys are really good.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Last couple of years, I still haven't found gifts from
like ten years ago. I keep I keep looking. I
think the first President Paulie ever got me was a
led Zeppelin? Was that a double CD? Paul No, that
was the second one. The first one was back when
we were working at the mother Ship.
Speaker 7 (01:21):
Now.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
You also gave me a Hank Aaron Daily News when
he broke Babe Ruth's record.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
So the front page of the New York Daily News.
Speaker 6 (01:30):
My two favorites that I got you and I haven't
gotten you that many.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
The first one thing you've got me too.
Speaker 6 (01:35):
Yeah, our second year working together at the mother.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Show, you got me a lighter.
Speaker 6 (01:39):
I bought you a lighter for that Nat Sherman place
in New York City.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Yeah, but you got it for me when I was
on the road.
Speaker 6 (01:44):
Yeah, and it was it was probably half by. It
was pretty spricey. It was really heavy and dense, and
you were like, oh, this is very nice. You're like,
this is I love cigars? Mike, Yes you do. And
you had it for about three hours and then we
got on a plane and they confiscated a few. Never
give you a back it.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
They all say, would you like to go back out
and mail it, and I go no, I got to
make my flight, So Paulie got me a really good
gift for three hours.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
So there's a TSA worker probably going click click click.
Speaker 8 (02:13):
Yeah, that happened to me once at at TSA I have.
I used to have this little, tiny like pocket knife
that I used to carry with me that I loved.
It wasn't like very expensive or anything like that, but
for some reason, I just loved this thing and I
loved having it around. And I got through security and
the knife was in my bag and I was like,
oh crap, I forgot to take it out. And the
(02:33):
TSA agent was like, so, do you want to like
to go mail this back to yourself? And I was
just like nah, like I got to get to my
plane or whatever. And he was like oh okay, and
he looked at it and like turned it over and
then put it right in his pocket.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Right in front of me. Sure, right in front of me.
I was like, dog, at least walk away into it.
You put it right in his pocket right in front
of me.
Speaker 6 (02:51):
I foe lost and found been for a few minutes.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Yeah, what the hell, dude, I'll make sure this gets
still lost and found.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Put it in my pocket. Say good morning.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
If you're watching on Peacock, thank you for downloading the app.
Radio affiliates around the country for four hundred cities. We
just spoke to coach Gottlieb, the new Wisconsin Green Bay
at basketball coach Doug Gottlieb, and we were talking during
the commercial break. It's mean spirited, but then it's my
kind of spirited. You know, Doug will be able to
(03:20):
break the news when he gets fired at Wisconsin Green
Bay on his national radio show. That's not nice.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
No, it's not. It is not. But maybe it's too
soon to say that.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
But you know, he's going to keep his national radio show,
and I hope he has a long illustrious career there
at which job at Wisconsin Green Bay. Yeah, you dub
Wisconsin Green Bay? All right, final hour and the way
we'll get the phone calls. Cavalier Celtics Game five tonight,
MAVs Thunder Game five. Nix embarrassed the Pacers. That word
(03:54):
was uttered by Rick Carlisle called it embarrassing and rightfully.
So you blow out the knicks, you've got momentum, You
go to the garden and you get blown out. It
doesn't happen very often where a team wins by over
thirty and then loses by over thirty. The Pacers of
the third team in NBA history to win a playoff
game by thirty and then lose their next game by
(04:15):
at least thirty. Congratulations stat of the day.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
But that past stat of the day.
Speaker 7 (04:21):
Stat of the.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Day here comes that?
Speaker 2 (04:24):
What stat of the day?
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Jalen Brunson five to forty point playoff games, most in
a postseason since Lebron had eight in twenty eighteen. I
thought the unsung star Isaiah Hartenstein. He had twelve offensive rebounds.
You know, you just have that guy. He's a past
keeps it alive. He's young, he's a free agent, so
(04:52):
he'll probably do well in the offseason. The Nuggets handled
the Timberwolves forty for Djokich and they're up three games
to to Caitlyn Clark debut not as scripted, and I
immediately thought of Diana Tarassi, who has been in the
WNBA for a long time, and she was saying, hey,
(05:13):
when Caitlyn gets here, get ready, And everybody's like, oh,
you're a hater. No, she was just saying, when you
get here, get ready. These are grown women. The truth hurts.
Everybody wants Caitlyn Clark to succeed. Hey, we want her
shooting threes. That's fun. You know, tons of little girls
were there with their jerseys, you know, feel good story.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
All right, we get it.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Diana Tarossi is just saying, this is reality here, this
is what it's going to be like. Not every night,
but this is what it's going to be like. I'd
like to see where she is in a month from now,
six weeks from now, understanding what she can and can't do.
She can still shoot, but she got to be able
to get those shots. I still think she'll be more
of a distributor and supposed to trying to force some shots.
(06:02):
She looked good in the second half, first half, picked
up a couple of fouls. Here is Caitlin Clark on
her first game.
Speaker 9 (06:09):
I think just a lot of things will learn from it.
Speaker 10 (06:11):
I didn't think we played well, and we had cut
into six in the third quarter.
Speaker 9 (06:14):
So I think that's a positive.
Speaker 10 (06:16):
You look at like, we really did not play a
good game, but we were right there at moments, and
then it kind of got away from us the end
of the third and fourth quarter didn't have the greatest start,
so I think just let a lot to learn from.
Speaker 9 (06:27):
You know, it's the first one.
Speaker 10 (06:28):
There's any good ones, there's a new Dad Ones, and
you know, like we said, a long room, like we
play on Thursday.
Speaker 9 (06:33):
You got to learn from it and move on and
be ready to go.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
It's one game, move on. Then it'll be the game
on Thursday and then move on. And that's what you
have to do in the playoffs. That's what these teams
have to do. The Knicks, it was one game. They
got embarrassed, they moved on. They won that game. Now
it's up to the Pacers. You got embarrassed. Now you
need to move on and win this next game. Minnesota,
(06:58):
you won two in Denver. We're ready to christen you.
We have the next Michael Jordan Joker Nuggets. They're not
going to be able to repeat. Now we started a question,
was Joker going to be able to come through in
a big way?
Speaker 11 (07:13):
Oops?
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Yes, the answer is yes.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
You know, but they have a really good team and
they have a couple of players who can help Joker score.
Minnesota does not. Minnesota has one main score. Even though
Karl Anthony Towns once scored sixty points in a game.
I don't know where his game is, but it's not
on display. And yes, Rudy Gobert, four time Defensive Player
(07:37):
of the Year, got torched. You have to understand that
award is a team award. It's rare when you have
one guy who's that great. You have to have a
team and I always viewed it as a team award,
and I always go back to Ben Wallace. Ben wasn't
a great on the ball defender, but he was so
good at helping. But the Pistons played good defense. Team
(08:01):
Minnesota is a good defensive team. Victor Wembanyama, who is
a better defender individually than Rudy Gobert in my opinion,
he didn't play on a team that was They weren't
a good defensive team and because of that, he doesn't
win Defensive Player of the Year. If you said who
impacts a game more on the defensive end, Wehm Beyama
(08:23):
or Rudy Gobert.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Victor does.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
But team wise, Minnesota is a good defensive team. Except
for last night, all right, a couple of phone calls
in here hard knocks is announced that the team does
anybody want to get Marvin. Who do you think Hard
Knocks is going to feature an off season.
Speaker 11 (08:47):
With the Washington Commanders?
Speaker 12 (08:49):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Spicy, And I did think of that one Seaton O'Connor
Hard Knocks off season with.
Speaker 8 (08:58):
Man, we did that. Who are the teams that were available?
I don't even remember?
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Now, can you be a last place team?
Speaker 8 (09:08):
There's like certain criteria like you weren't able to.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Maybe now you can volunteer for it, But I don't know, Todd.
I would say the Bears, Okay, that's who I would want.
I would have wanted the Chicago Bears.
Speaker 5 (09:25):
All right, Todd, I'm gonna stick with the Steelers with
the Wilson Fields deal, Okay, Paulie, I think the Bears
are gonna volunteer for it, or did volunteer for it.
Speaker 6 (09:35):
They're trying to get a new stadium, all that stuff
they want the pub lately. I think the Bears volunteered
for it.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Okay, they didn't get it. I wouldn't have picked this
team because I find them boring. Does anybody want to
guess boring team?
Speaker 11 (09:55):
The Patriots?
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Ooh boring?
Speaker 9 (09:58):
There?
Speaker 2 (09:59):
This team ma not be as boring as the Patriots.
Speaker 7 (10:04):
Mean.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Yeah, the new York Giants. Whoa, that's true? Yes, that's
not true.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Yes, yes, Hard Knocks off season with the New York Giants.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
No, yeah, Daniel.
Speaker 6 (10:17):
Jones, Yes, it makes a sandwich.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Yes, watch him drive a mini van.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
By the way, speaking of minivan, Kirk Cousins would be
on the program tomorrow, Segue, Yes, Todd.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
Is this hard Watch or Hard Knocks?
Speaker 13 (10:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (10:32):
Okay, all right, all right, I'm gonna give you that.
Uh yeah, so Hard Knocks with the New York Giants.
Speaker 11 (10:39):
Lawrence better be Dave Chappelle.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
How do you put lipstick on a pig? I mean,
it's just that's not good.
Speaker 6 (10:45):
Can we bring Lawrence Taylor back from whoa?
Speaker 14 (10:48):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (10:48):
All right?
Speaker 2 (10:49):
The International Game presidented access to whoever? These guys are
the Giant. The Green Bay Packers will face the Eagles.
That'll be September sixth on Peacock. October sixth, they're playing
in Brazil. That's already been established.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Jets October sixth, that will be in London, Tottenham Hotspur Stadium.
It'll be the Jets in the Vikings. Then it'll be
Jacksonville October thirteenth against the Bears Tottenham Hotspurs Stadium. Then
it'll be October twentieth NFL Network, Patriots, Jags, Wembley, and
(11:30):
then in Munich in November the New York Giants and
the Carolina Panthers. Oh, that's not fair, Munich. That's not fair.
That's not nice. Those are the international games coming up
this season. Robin Orlando, Good morning, Rob. What's on your
(11:51):
mind today?
Speaker 15 (11:53):
Hey, good morning Dad.
Speaker 14 (11:54):
Hey listen, before I get to the business at hann,
I want to wish happy birthday.
Speaker 11 (11:57):
Thank you.
Speaker 7 (11:57):
How much all of us appreciate you and what you guys.
Speaker 14 (12:00):
As an alumni of Cravinsburg State, we would certainly like
to extend a head coaching basketball job here at the university. Now,
before you say you could give two crabs about the
job and just flush away this opportunity, we'd like to
sit squad down with you and discuss it.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Okay, Well, thank you, Rob. Yeah, I've had some opportunities.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
I figure if Doug Gottlieb can get a head coaching
job University of Wisconsin Green Bay, there might be an
opportunity for me and I'd still be able to.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
Do my dating. Did they get a lot of bathroom
play on words?
Speaker 14 (12:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:32):
I got that time. That's why I didn't acknowledge it.
Jessica and Oregon. Jessica, Hi, Yes, how are you great, Jessica.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Happy birthday, Happy birthday, Dan Patrick, thank you.
Speaker 7 (12:47):
My cous would like to wish you a happy.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Birthday as well.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Yeah, Jessica, what's the school?
Speaker 15 (13:00):
Myrtle Point High School?
Speaker 3 (13:01):
Alrighty, what's the mascot? What's the mascot there at the
high school?
Speaker 2 (13:07):
We are the Bobcats, the Bobcats. Okay, all right you
guys ready, Let's go Bobcat. Let's go bodcast. Let's go Bobcats.
Thank you, Jessica. Kids listen to Jessica.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Hey, today is my husband's birthday as well.
Speaker 16 (13:32):
He's been listening to you for over seventeen.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Years, Jessica. Jessica, Jessica, today's about me.
Speaker 6 (13:39):
Okay, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Thank you, Jessica. All the best of your husband and
the Bobcats.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Let's go Bobcats.
Speaker 16 (13:48):
Or trying to hijack your day? I nosa Myrtle Point? Yeah,
I thought it was making some headway there.
Speaker 6 (14:00):
Yeah, Points in Oregon.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
How am I doing there, jess Uh James in Virginia, Hi, James, Oh,
thank you for taking my call.
Speaker 12 (14:10):
Brother.
Speaker 15 (14:11):
Happy Wednesday, dp, Dan, Man, happy birthday. It's your birthday. Yeah,
for your birthday. Happy birthday. Yeah, for your birthday. My god,
I just had a call and spread of love, man,
because you always share in love with me. Man, So
I hope you enjoy your day. Sit back with lax
men and have a good time with the wife later.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Man, all right, thank you, James, thank you?
Speaker 13 (14:32):
Yes, yes, what James, don't go anywhere? Hey, do you
know the Stevie Wonder version of Happy Birthday?
Speaker 2 (14:37):
No? You just hung up. No, James got packages delivered.
He's got to work.
Speaker 7 (14:43):
Man.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Uh. Tyler in Detroit. Hey, ty.
Speaker 7 (14:48):
Hey, Dan, I'll make it quick. I just wanted to
call in and just lish you a very very happy
and special NFL schedule release day. I hope you enjoy it. Man.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
All right, Well, thank you to out here. You know
I'd like gifts. I mean, it's nice to hear a
happy birthday. But once again I saw where Tyler went
out and.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Got me a cake. Yeah, there goes the surprise. Yes,
the gifts are out there.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
They're just in stores and they're online and they just
haven't been purchased. But they're all out there. That's why
you're not gonna don't find them.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Why is everything got to be a joke. I mean,
it's not funny, but everything's got to be a joke.
You know, I got feelings.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
You know you're pretty tough though.
Speaker 11 (15:31):
Yeah, Marvin dep I just want you to have a
blessed birthday.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Yeah, thank you? All right?
Speaker 4 (15:37):
You know, cigar basketball later?
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Yeah, yeah, that's all I want.
Speaker 4 (15:43):
Oh good in the basement, by yourself.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Absolutely. I said that to my wife. She goes, well,
what do you want to do?
Speaker 3 (15:48):
I go, I got a cigar, I got a bottle
of wine, and I figured I'd just sit downstairs and
watch them basketball, And she goes, by yourself.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
I go yes, and she goes, Okay, yes, Paul.
Speaker 6 (16:01):
But if your family says we'd like to take you
out to dinner for your birthday, you have to go.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
Right, Yeah, they're taking me out to dinner. Yeah, they're
taking me out to dinner.
Speaker 14 (16:10):
Right.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
But I said, okay, we got to put a time
limit on it. So I said, we got ninety minutes
from door to door, door to door, door to door,
door to door.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Ninety minutes. Don't invite anybody.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
The problem is that we go to this restaurant and
I hear them play the birthday song and it is terrible.
It's twenty seconds too long. And I was there one
time and there were two birthdays, so I listen to
that and I know it's going to be played tonight.
Speaker 6 (16:44):
Yes, that's Olive Garden corporate. That's what they do, can't
I can't get mad about it. It's a garden.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
Yeah, no, only the finest olive garden. When you're there
your family. I've never eating on an olive garden.
Speaker 8 (17:02):
Never is salad and breadsticks is if memory serves, it's
been a minute since I've been there.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
I just asked Todd, is it hasn't been a minute
for to.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
My mother in law, one of the greatest cooks I've
ever Italian, greatest cooks, and she would watch the Olive.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Garden commercial and she said, I've got to go there
to eat. And I go, Nanny, you make incredible food,
and she goes, I don't know, it just looks so good.
I go, no, no, you don't need to go. But
so we took her to Olive Garden. She loved it,
going okay, all right, yeah, Paul.
Speaker 6 (17:41):
That's nuts that you think like I thought true Italians.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
Well that's another thing. Can you take a true Italian
to an Italian restaurant?
Speaker 6 (17:50):
Maybe it's American Italians, are you know americanized version?
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Yeah, it's always you know, because then you hear the
gravy is not as good as mine, they.
Speaker 5 (18:00):
Say when you're here your family. But once I wanted
my sixth daughter of breadsticks. They gave me your dirty look,
a little bit the weird to let you know, running
out of the bread for the other groups.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
I'm not sure we needed that, Sure we did. We'll
edit that out.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
That'll be cleaned up.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Okay, yeah for the rear. Let's take a break here.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
All right, let's take a break and we'll all start
to look around where you guys hit all of the
gifts she got for me.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
That's awesome. Back after this.
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Speaker 3 (19:07):
Cavs getting fourteen and a half? Have we seen of
Donovan Mitchell's playing in this game? I got an over
under for Donovan Mitchell twenty seven and a half, but
I was told that that calf injury was a little
more serious. MAV's getting four against Okay, see Shay Gilgis
Alexander over under thirty one and a half, Luca is
(19:31):
twenty seven and a half. Luca's not played well and
Kyrie didn't play hasn't been great and so okay, see
going to uh try to go up three games to two.
But I don't know if I haven't seen anything on
Donovan Mitchell, I haven't gotten an update there. We'll get
more phone calls coming up. By the way, when you
(19:52):
have a debut by a rookie, you know, Caitlin Clark
got roughed up certainly in the first half last night,
came back in the second half and had, you know,
respectable showing. But you know, we tend to forget. You know,
we're in the moment and like, oh my god, Caitlin Clark,
they're going to shut her down on the WNBA.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
She'll find a way. Yeah, they they went after her.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
They had a game plan, they had a really good
game plan, and the instant reaction was, hey, welcome to
the dub. I'm like, okay, yeah, she got basically handed
her lunch. And then now she got a game on Thursday.
Not every game is going to be that way. She's
going to have great moments and she's gonna have some
bad moments. She's not on a really good team and
(20:37):
she played against a good team. But go back to
when Victor Wembenyama had his debut. He had fifteen points,
five rebounds, and people are talking about, oh, okay, you know, well,
first of all, he's eighteen, he's coming over here. We
weren't sure what to expect Caitlyn Clark. We expected more
because we've seen all of her games. Victor Wembenyama, you
(20:58):
just saw highlights and then you saw and then you go, okay, wow,
that's a tall guy out on the perimeter. But then
his next game he basically has twice the game, and
then all of a sudden people kind of eased up
a little bit on him. It's one game, and then
all of a sudden, we want to have this moratorium
on Oh he's going to be a bust.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
It's like easy here, slow, I've been doing this a
long time.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
So when somebody comes out and all of a sudden
John Elway can't play, do you see what happened in
his first game? Or Peyton Manning can't play? Speaking of quarterbacks,
Tom Brady came out and said that doing the roast
was a mistake. Did we have Tom Brady talking about this, Marvin?
Speaker 18 (21:43):
You know, like I said, I loved when the jokes
were about me. I thought they were so fun. I
didn't like the way that affected my kids.
Speaker 6 (21:51):
Hmmm.
Speaker 18 (21:52):
So it's the hardest part about like the bittersweet aspect
of when you do something that you think is one
way and then all of a sudden you realize I
wouldn't do that again because of the way that affected
actually the people that I care about the most in
the world. So I guess it makes you in some
ways a better parent going through it, because again, you
don't sometimes you're naive, you don't know, or you get
(22:15):
a little like.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Oh okay, that's Brady on the Pivot podcast.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
I'm I'm shocked that he's that naive or blind to this,
that he didn't realize what they do at a roast.
Now you had to tell them your parents are off limits,
and mister Kraft is off limits. Everything else is in play.
Now your kids weren't. Now, your kids weren't involved in this,
but you're talking about their mom, and you know one
(22:44):
of his sons was you know, his mom is Bridget moynihan,
the actress. So you have Gizelle and Bridget moynihan who
they're going to be brought up, brought into this as well, Like,
how do you not know that what happened with Gizelle
the karate instructor.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
I mean, this is what these people do. They look
for low hanging fruit and then they go after it.
That's a roast.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
But for Tom to go, wow, I made a mistake.
I didn't realize that kids at school were gonna say
something to my kids. Yes, yes, yeah, how do.
Speaker 8 (23:18):
You after the fact be like, you know, I just
didn't like the stuff about like that how it affected
my kids when he got up there and was like, hey,
Kim Kardashian was really nervous about coming here because her
kids were gonna be stuck home with her father. Like
he literally made fun of somebody else's family set up.
And then it's like, but I didn't really like how
they went after my situation.
Speaker 19 (23:37):
Yeah, how unaware can you possibly be after you read
the jokes that I don't know, maybe somebody wrote for you,
but you still read them about other people's kids.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
And I said at the time, why would you do this?
Why you don't need the money, you don't need exposure.
Was the money going to a great cause? I don't know,
but I kept.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
Thinking, man, they are going to torch him, and why
would you put yourself through that? And then you know,
Giselle is fair game and they brought her up, brought
up the karate instructor, the jiu jitsu guy, Kevin Hart
started it out, why talking about her that, uh, you know,
gosh a karate class eight times a day and she's
(24:26):
still only a white belt. I mean, it was a
funny line I'm just I'm shocked that Tom didn't realize
what it. All you have to do is look up
a Jeff Ross roast or Nicki Glazer that and if
you didn't, well, that's probably why you find yourself in
this situation.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
That's what these people do. They are assassins. They're coming
after you. Yes, Mark, So I.
Speaker 13 (24:54):
Doubt that Tiger Woods or Lebron or somebody on that
level is going to want to jump to do a
roast anytime soon.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
I know that we have our wish list.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
If I'm Tiger, Jordan Jeter throw out any of these
big names. The answers would be no, no, no, no,
they don't need the money, and you don't need to
be roughed up and other things that are brought back
up that resurface.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
There's nothing.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
Look, I love a good roast sometimes, I mean it's
kind of uncomfortable even just watching. But there's no way,
no way you would sign up for that. Do you
have a Donovan Mitchell update, Pauling.
Speaker 6 (25:37):
Yeah, just a couple of minutes. The NBA insider Sham
Sharania of the Athletic and Stadium. He said to Donald
Mitchell not expected to play tonight. Game five versus the Celtics,
not expected, did not say out.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
Okay, well this is what I told you. Prior to
the last game.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
I was told that the calf injury was more serious,
so he was missing that game, and I was told,
don't be some prize if he doesn't play again in
the series. Now there's gonna be speculation of Donovan Mitchell.
Where does he go in the offseason. That's already started here.
And of course you got to mention the Lakers whenever
somebody might be available. You start with, I don't know,
(26:16):
could the Lakers get the Trey Yowing, what about de
Jonte Murray?
Speaker 7 (26:21):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (26:21):
Boy, since you brought that up. Brian Windhorst, on about
an hour ago, said, a number of teams have offers
ready for Donovan Mitchell. He included the Nets and the Lakers.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
Of course, Well give him three first round draft picks.
Maybe you give them Lebron straight up, yeah, you.
Speaker 6 (26:42):
Want to go back to Cleveland.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Everybody wins, Yeah, Lebron and three first round draft picks
for Donovan Mitchell. Would the Lakers do that?
Speaker 7 (26:56):
Yes?
Speaker 13 (26:56):
Mart I just wish there was a compilation of all
the players were rumored to be going to the Knicks
or the Lakers with their photoshop jerseys.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
On well, Stephen A. Smith leads the league in players
who might be going to the Knicks. It's every big name,
every big name, and none of them went there. Katie Kyrie,
I'm here and they're going to the Knicks.
Speaker 4 (27:20):
No, they're not.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
Giannis he's gonna want out, He's gonna go to the Knicks.
Joe LMB googled that. You'll find Steven a Has you know,
Dame Lillard, every name going to the Knicks. Like, eventually
you're gonna hit on it where God told you. But
like Trey Young, what about the Lakers?
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Now? I was told if Trey Young, if the Hawks
move on San Antonio.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
In Orlando would be places for him. But if you
want clicks, you got to mention the Lakers have to.
Whether it's true or not, it's like now, I mean,
and this is a legitimate story. It's coach k is
sort of on aial consultant with the Lakers on their
head coaching search.
Speaker 4 (28:03):
Now.
Speaker 3 (28:03):
I don't know what that means, but it feels like
there's a home court advantage for JJ Reddick if his
former coach is the one consulting the Lakers on who
they should hire as their next coach.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Feels like some insider trading there.
Speaker 7 (28:21):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Uh. Brennan in New Mexico. Hi, Brennan, what's on your mind?
Speaker 12 (28:27):
DP? Happy birthday, sirs, Thank you, thank you. I just
wanted to wish you a bunch of love from the
Houdad Nations. Yeah, I'm in landlocked. I'm between Broncos fans
and Dallas fans here in New Mexico.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
But man, love what you do.
Speaker 12 (28:47):
And I gotta I gotta start first time long time
five eleven assaultiering one seventy.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Thank you, Brennan. Thanks for the phone call.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
University with wsconsin Stevens Point women's basketball coach.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Matt Hawk is on the phone. Hey, hey, coach, how
are you Hey?
Speaker 20 (29:08):
I'm doing well Dan, Second time long time six four
two twenty and yeah, I'm sitting here. I actually have
my athletic director to my last Brad Duckworth first and
foremost Happy birthday. But we were listening this morning and
we heard about your interest in UWSP and I'll turn
(29:29):
it over to my boss.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
He's all in.
Speaker 20 (29:32):
Go ahead, boss, Hey, whenever you're ready to come be
a shooting shooting coach. We've got you hired and come
to a lampline.
Speaker 7 (29:38):
We're ready for you and Steven's point anytime you're ready
and happy birthday.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
Is there a chance I could play in a game?
Speaker 13 (29:45):
Oh?
Speaker 20 (29:45):
At eligab Well.
Speaker 7 (29:46):
He does have eligibility.
Speaker 20 (29:48):
We might run you out there in an exhibition, Dan
and see if you can still fly.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
Okay, I don't need nil money he does. I'd like
to have the number twenty four if I could.
Speaker 14 (30:05):
We have a tweet.
Speaker 7 (30:06):
Well, we have a jersey here.
Speaker 20 (30:07):
We're gonna send you, but it's a number twenty three.
Speaker 11 (30:10):
But we'll go back.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Oh no, twenty three is good.
Speaker 20 (30:13):
Twenty three is good.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
Okay, we got it, and I would like to have
my jersey retired right after.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Harry might have something to say with that, dude, I
gotta call it Harry.
Speaker 15 (30:26):
Yeah, we might want to retire Terry first.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Oh yeah, yes, Well, thank you for the offer.
Speaker 14 (30:31):
Guys.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
We'll look forward to getting the jersey. Good luck with
the upcoming season. So there there's opportunities. Doug gott Leaves
not the only one. I'm being the layup line smacking
the backboard.
Speaker 5 (30:42):
Yes, Todd, after you got to jump at that and
they love the fact that they don't cost anything.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Yeah. Yeah, no ni own money for me.
Speaker 11 (30:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (30:50):
Paulin, what a huge day for Wisconsin Directional School. Yeah,
I know they're blowing up.
Speaker 3 (30:54):
Yeah, Bob and Montana's back. Hi Bob, what's on your
mind today?
Speaker 14 (30:58):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (30:59):
Hey, two quick things. Hey, as the listener who has
seen you closest to your actual birthday, suit, I just
wanted to wish you a great day to day and
a little bit ago you mentioned that you are now
officially one year closer to the very end. When that
sad day does finally come and you're no longer with us,
will the Dan Nuts Dan Nuts come up with a
(31:22):
Dead Dan's Club shirt?
Speaker 20 (31:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (31:26):
Sure, he called you the Dan Nuts. Uh D's Nuts,
that's us.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
Uh Yeah, there'd be the Dead Dan's Club when I
go to the.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Big radio station in the sky. Well, people buy that shirt.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
I don't know if there'll be a big calling for that.
Harold in South Carolina, Hi, Harold.
Speaker 7 (31:58):
Good afternoon, sir.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
In recognition of your birthday today, well it's going on
call the US government and have a new form of
currency added.
Speaker 20 (32:07):
I'd like to know what denomination, would you like, sir
and have a great day, sir?
Speaker 2 (32:12):
H wow, what we're changing the currency?
Speaker 5 (32:20):
Is that?
Speaker 11 (32:20):
Like what bill you want to be on?
Speaker 2 (32:21):
Yeah? Yeah, uh, you know a twenty twenty would be fine.
Who's on what president is?
Speaker 14 (32:31):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (32:32):
You should be on the thingle dollar bill?
Speaker 8 (32:33):
And that's only one of you.
Speaker 11 (32:36):
One dollar?
Speaker 2 (32:39):
Who is on multiple like coins?
Speaker 7 (32:41):
And uh?
Speaker 2 (32:42):
Is there something like George Washington or Jefferson? Jefferson's on two.
Speaker 11 (32:46):
He's on the two dollars bill and I forget what
coin he's on.
Speaker 3 (32:51):
Okay, I thought there's there's some presidents that were on
a couple of things too, Lincoln.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Lincoln's on the penny and the five five.
Speaker 11 (33:00):
Yep, you don't see a lot of five dollar bills,
so you were like five.
Speaker 6 (33:03):
Tommy Jefferson two dollars bill in the nickel? Okay, g
dub on the dollar bill on the quarter?
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Okay, who's on the hundi? Ben Ben Franklin.
Speaker 6 (33:13):
Without being president? Dang impressive.
Speaker 11 (33:16):
In Alexander Hamilton Original Yeah, I saw it, original cast
Hamilton run wild Beck.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
I was the father who was all right, hey, hey,
it's my birthday, come on, sorry, come on, Okay, let's
close up shop here.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
Stop making fun of Halton.
Speaker 6 (33:40):
Yeah, now you've gotten too far, guys, Now you've got
too far. It's like the Brady Road Family's fine.
Speaker 21 (33:47):
Yeah, got up over your chairs and don't mention it again. Yeah,
don't make me come over there, Lynn Manuel hands off. Uh,
let's uh, let's come back, will wrap things up. I
got birthday cake and I got a lot of gifts
to find to open up.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
So uh birth Yeah back after this.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
Be sure to catch the live edition of The Dan
Patrick Show weekdays at nine am Eastern six am Pacific
on Fox Sports Radio and the iHeartRadio WAPP.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
I'm in the back with a big German Dylan jelly Beans.
All of a sudden, big German goes, uh, you're back
on radio. Okay, Oh what a great day, What a
great day. Thanks for everything you guys didn't do today,
like a gift, something, surprises, you know, great guest list,
(34:42):
you know, just normal things.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
I didn't even do the poll question today, Todd did.
That's ah, those are good guys.
Speaker 3 (34:51):
Kind of mailed it in a little bit, just a
little bit, but the momentum took over here just the
sheer joy.
Speaker 2 (34:59):
Celebrate another birthday with you guys. I don't know how
many more I have.
Speaker 4 (35:03):
I like that talk.
Speaker 7 (35:07):
Ryan.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
Steven's Point, Wisconsin my new home away. I'm gonna get
a vacation home up there in Wisconsin. Stevens Point.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
Hey Ryan, Hey Dan, have your birthday.
Speaker 12 (35:18):
Thank you, first time, long time.
Speaker 4 (35:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (35:21):
I work for Century and if you do come up
to the Stevens Point area, we can take one guest
with us out on two Century Worlds.
Speaker 11 (35:29):
I would love to offer that to you.
Speaker 7 (35:31):
What is Century World Centry Worlds where they had the
US Open Senior US Open last year.
Speaker 3 (35:38):
Oh okay, well I'm a little banged up. This body
is not a wonderland. But thank you, Brian. Yeah, I
got got some surgery coming up here, shoulder.
Speaker 6 (35:49):
Oh it's official.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
Well it's not. It can be scheduled. I'm trying to
hold off surgery.
Speaker 6 (35:58):
Are you ready for training camp?
Speaker 2 (36:00):
Gone through so many surgeries here, so many uh rants
in California. Hey rants, first.
Speaker 22 (36:12):
Time, long time?
Speaker 14 (36:14):
Hey?
Speaker 6 (36:15):
What was that?
Speaker 22 (36:17):
I want to talk about the Doties? Hey Pritty, I'm
not sure, Marvin, I didn't vote for you. I should
use my other voice by that.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
So Doty is the Dannette of the Year Award.
Speaker 4 (36:35):
So what it is?
Speaker 2 (36:36):
Okay, Yeah, so we're thank you Rance.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
Rance didn't vote for you, Marvin, Sorry, no, you know,
I let the audience vote, and I'll let them vote
again this year on least valuable, most valuable. Now is
there least valuable, most valuable? And then the DODI The
dant of the year is that we're gonna do kind
of like the NFL does.
Speaker 6 (36:59):
It's your call. It's like it's like, maybe not as valuable,
but had a great year in other ways. I don't know.
It's the rationale.
Speaker 3 (37:05):
Okay, Yeah, so Todd I think has been least valuable
Dennet for the last few years.
Speaker 7 (37:11):
In a row.
Speaker 4 (37:11):
I believe that's correct.
Speaker 3 (37:12):
Yeah, Seatan was most valuable down at this past year. Ye,
Marvin has been most valuable, den It most improved, most improved.
PAULI hasn't won anything, have you.
Speaker 6 (37:24):
I've won most uh MVD once like a decade ago.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
Oh, you were most valuable? Dan?
Speaker 6 (37:31):
I think you like a decade ago.
Speaker 14 (37:32):
It was.
Speaker 6 (37:35):
It was when Jordan was out playing baseball.
Speaker 11 (37:38):
That's the right.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
Kirk Cousins is going to join us on the program tomorrow.
Kirk the Kirk.
Speaker 8 (37:48):
We had a two year span where Ethan won the
most Valuable DANET. That was Rude the research guy for
twenty eighteen twenty nineteen. Ethan was pretty good.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (37:59):
Yeah, we've had you know, two v is there. Matt
Jenkins is also with the program. These were these were
legends in the research.
Speaker 8 (38:09):
Department twenty two Todd one, MVD and LVD Least Valuable.
Yeah yeah, LVD started in twenty fourteen.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
Okay, that long ago.
Speaker 6 (38:20):
Not the Bill Russell of LVD.
Speaker 4 (38:22):
Yeah, see, is just collecting him.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
Yeah, but you know what you earn.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
It's giving no, nothing's you know, this isn't like Ronnie James.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
I mean, we're not giving anything to you. You got
to earn it.
Speaker 5 (38:37):
If you keep focused and you know to the grindstone
and you're surprised howbody wards you come.
Speaker 3 (38:41):
And you have earned Least Valuable, but you've also earned
most Valuable as well.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
I go to extremes like that, yes you do, yes
you do? Oh there no, no, no, no, seating the
final results of the pole question that I gave you.
Speaker 8 (39:00):
You're gonna have to be more specific on which one
Dan because we've got so many today celebrating your birthday.
Who's in more trouble the te wolves Timberwolves seventy five
percent more trouble than the Pacers. And would you like
a surprise birthday party? Eighty percent say no, let's keep
it low key. Twenty percent absolutely they want a surprise party.
Speaker 3 (39:21):
By the way, I have PGA Championship Hods. It's Scotti Scheffler,
and then Rory McElroy. So I guess he just filed
for divorce here.
Speaker 7 (39:32):
I think.
Speaker 2 (39:34):
That was like they ago, Yes, I don't know, and
he just won a tournament.
Speaker 3 (39:41):
Xander Shoftley is third, Then John Rahm, Brooks, Koepka, and
Ludwig Olberg.
Speaker 2 (39:48):
Love Ludwig, He's like twenty two guys. Unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (39:53):
All right, So that's it. I think we've done all
the damage we can do to America. Let's go around
the room. What we learned on the program? Oh this
Dane sports history, Paulie, can you squeeze something in.
Speaker 6 (40:03):
Let'll give you a couple. Nineteen seventy three, Nolan Ryan
pitched his first no hitter California Angels. This is fun us.
President Bush took Queen Elizabeth to at Oakland A's Baltimore
Orioles game in nineteen ninety one and this is Wonky.
Nineteen ninety three, the Montreal Expos retired their first number for.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
The team, John Baccabella. Number eight No, Gary Carter, No,
but it's shocking.
Speaker 6 (40:28):
Number ten.
Speaker 2 (40:29):
Number ten rusty stops sand Or Runge Todd. What did
I learn today? On my birthday?
Speaker 4 (40:40):
You're not interested in.
Speaker 5 (40:41):
Getting a surprise birthday party, and you can't seem to
find the gifts that we didn't get.
Speaker 2 (40:44):
Or hide what we learned.
Speaker 3 (40:45):
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Speaker 2 (00:04):
We did it.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
We made it to the final hour on this Wednesday,
May fifteenth, my birthday, a year older, a year closer
to death.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Come on in and stay a while.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Sorry, Todd, Todd gets all of thet I don't like
when you get morbid.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
All right, if you don't talk about it, then it
won't happen.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
Yeah, it's exactly it.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
So don't talk about it.
Speaker 5 (00:28):
Don't talk about it. Don't talk about diseases, illnesses, mortality.
We don't bring these things up.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
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Speaker 6 (00:37):
One point, I've been working here a long time, Todd.
Eighty percent of the talk you talk about is doctor
appointments and diseases that you have.
Speaker 5 (00:43):
I do reath what I have, but to avoid getting
anything further, I won't talk about the future.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
I have to live with whatever the current situation.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
All right, poll question for the final hour birth birth. Yeah,
once again, I got here early. I've been looking around
the man cave all morning long, yet to find any
of the gifts that you guys were hiding.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
You guys are really good.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Last couple of years, I still haven't found gifts from
like ten years ago. I keep I keep looking. I
think the first President Paulie ever got me was a
led Zeppelin? Was that a double CD? Paul No, that
was the second one. The first one was back when
we were working at the mother Ship.
Speaker 7 (01:21):
Now.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
You also gave me a Hank Aaron Daily News when
he broke Babe Ruth's record.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
So the front page of the New York Daily News.
Speaker 6 (01:30):
My two favorites that I got you and I haven't
gotten you that many.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
The first one thing you've got me too.
Speaker 6 (01:35):
Yeah, our second year working together at the mother.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Show, you got me a lighter.
Speaker 6 (01:39):
I bought you a lighter for that Nat Sherman place
in New York City.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Yeah, but you got it for me when I was
on the road.
Speaker 6 (01:44):
Yeah, and it was it was probably half by. It
was pretty spricey. It was really heavy and dense, and
you were like, oh, this is very nice. You're like,
this is I love cigars? Mike, Yes you do. And
you had it for about three hours and then we
got on a plane and they confiscated a few. Never
give you a back it.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
They all say, would you like to go back out
and mail it, and I go no, I got to
make my flight, So Paulie got me a really good
gift for three hours.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
So there's a TSA worker probably going click click click.
Speaker 8 (02:13):
Yeah, that happened to me once at at TSA I have.
I used to have this little, tiny like pocket knife
that I used to carry with me that I loved.
It wasn't like very expensive or anything like that, but
for some reason, I just loved this thing and I
loved having it around. And I got through security and
the knife was in my bag and I was like,
oh crap, I forgot to take it out. And the
(02:33):
TSA agent was like, so, do you want to like
to go mail this back to yourself? And I was
just like nah, like I got to get to my
plane or whatever. And he was like oh okay, and
he looked at it and like turned it over and
then put it right in his pocket.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Right in front of me. Sure, right in front of me.
I was like, dog, at least walk away into it.
You put it right in his pocket right in front
of me.
Speaker 6 (02:51):
I foe lost and found been for a few minutes.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Yeah, what the hell, dude, I'll make sure this gets
still lost and found.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Put it in my pocket. Say good morning.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
If you're watching on Peacock, thank you for downloading the app.
Radio affiliates around the country for four hundred cities. We
just spoke to coach Gottlieb, the new Wisconsin Green Bay
at basketball coach Doug Gottlieb, and we were talking during
the commercial break. It's mean spirited, but then it's my
kind of spirited. You know, Doug will be able to
(03:20):
break the news when he gets fired at Wisconsin Green
Bay on his national radio show. That's not nice.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
No, it's not. It is not. But maybe it's too
soon to say that.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
But you know, he's going to keep his national radio show,
and I hope he has a long illustrious career there
at which job at Wisconsin Green Bay. Yeah, you dub
Wisconsin Green Bay? All right, final hour and the way
we'll get the phone calls. Cavalier Celtics Game five tonight,
MAVs Thunder Game five. Nix embarrassed the Pacers. That word
(03:54):
was uttered by Rick Carlisle called it embarrassing and rightfully.
So you blow out the knicks, you've got momentum, You
go to the garden and you get blown out. It
doesn't happen very often where a team wins by over
thirty and then loses by over thirty. The Pacers of
the third team in NBA history to win a playoff
game by thirty and then lose their next game by
(04:15):
at least thirty. Congratulations stat of the day.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
But that past stat of the day.
Speaker 7 (04:21):
Stat of the.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Day here comes that?
Speaker 2 (04:24):
What stat of the day?
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Jalen Brunson five to forty point playoff games, most in
a postseason since Lebron had eight in twenty eighteen. I
thought the unsung star Isaiah Hartenstein. He had twelve offensive rebounds.
You know, you just have that guy. He's a past
keeps it alive. He's young, he's a free agent, so
(04:52):
he'll probably do well in the offseason. The Nuggets handled
the Timberwolves forty for Djokich and they're up three games
to to Caitlyn Clark debut not as scripted, and I
immediately thought of Diana Tarassi, who has been in the
WNBA for a long time, and she was saying, hey,
(05:13):
when Caitlyn gets here, get ready, And everybody's like, oh,
you're a hater. No, she was just saying, when you
get here, get ready. These are grown women. The truth hurts.
Everybody wants Caitlyn Clark to succeed. Hey, we want her
shooting threes. That's fun. You know, tons of little girls
were there with their jerseys, you know, feel good story.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
All right, we get it.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Diana Tarossi is just saying, this is reality here, this
is what it's going to be like. Not every night,
but this is what it's going to be like. I'd
like to see where she is in a month from now,
six weeks from now, understanding what she can and can't do.
She can still shoot, but she got to be able
to get those shots. I still think she'll be more
of a distributor and supposed to trying to force some shots.
(06:02):
She looked good in the second half, first half, picked
up a couple of fouls. Here is Caitlin Clark on
her first game.
Speaker 9 (06:09):
I think just a lot of things will learn from it.
Speaker 10 (06:11):
I didn't think we played well, and we had cut
into six in the third quarter.
Speaker 9 (06:14):
So I think that's a positive.
Speaker 10 (06:16):
You look at like, we really did not play a
good game, but we were right there at moments, and
then it kind of got away from us the end
of the third and fourth quarter didn't have the greatest start,
so I think just let a lot to learn from.
Speaker 9 (06:27):
You know, it's the first one.
Speaker 10 (06:28):
There's any good ones, there's a new Dad Ones, and
you know, like we said, a long room, like we
play on Thursday.
Speaker 9 (06:33):
You got to learn from it and move on and
be ready to go.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
It's one game, move on. Then it'll be the game
on Thursday and then move on. And that's what you
have to do in the playoffs. That's what these teams
have to do. The Knicks, it was one game. They
got embarrassed, they moved on. They won that game. Now
it's up to the Pacers. You got embarrassed. Now you
need to move on and win this next game. Minnesota,
(06:58):
you won two in Denver. We're ready to christen you.
We have the next Michael Jordan Joker Nuggets. They're not
going to be able to repeat. Now we started a question,
was Joker going to be able to come through in
a big way?
Speaker 11 (07:13):
Oops?
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Yes, the answer is yes.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
You know, but they have a really good team and
they have a couple of players who can help Joker score.
Minnesota does not. Minnesota has one main score. Even though
Karl Anthony Towns once scored sixty points in a game.
I don't know where his game is, but it's not
on display. And yes, Rudy Gobert, four time Defensive Player
(07:37):
of the Year, got torched. You have to understand that
award is a team award. It's rare when you have
one guy who's that great. You have to have a
team and I always viewed it as a team award,
and I always go back to Ben Wallace. Ben wasn't
a great on the ball defender, but he was so
good at helping. But the Pistons played good defense. Team
(08:01):
Minnesota is a good defensive team. Victor Wembanyama, who is
a better defender individually than Rudy Gobert in my opinion,
he didn't play on a team that was They weren't
a good defensive team and because of that, he doesn't
win Defensive Player of the Year. If you said who
impacts a game more on the defensive end, Wehm Beyama
(08:23):
or Rudy Gobert.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Victor does.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
But team wise, Minnesota is a good defensive team. Except
for last night, all right, a couple of phone calls
in here hard knocks is announced that the team does
anybody want to get Marvin. Who do you think Hard
Knocks is going to feature an off season.
Speaker 11 (08:47):
With the Washington Commanders?
Speaker 12 (08:49):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Spicy, And I did think of that one Seaton O'Connor
Hard Knocks off season with.
Speaker 8 (08:58):
Man, we did that. Who are the teams that were available?
I don't even remember?
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Now, can you be a last place team?
Speaker 8 (09:08):
There's like certain criteria like you weren't able to.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Maybe now you can volunteer for it, But I don't know, Todd.
I would say the Bears, Okay, that's who I would want.
I would have wanted the Chicago Bears.
Speaker 5 (09:25):
All right, Todd, I'm gonna stick with the Steelers with
the Wilson Fields deal, Okay, Paulie, I think the Bears
are gonna volunteer for it, or did volunteer for it.
Speaker 6 (09:35):
They're trying to get a new stadium, all that stuff
they want the pub lately. I think the Bears volunteered
for it.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Okay, they didn't get it. I wouldn't have picked this
team because I find them boring. Does anybody want to
guess boring team?
Speaker 11 (09:55):
The Patriots?
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Ooh boring?
Speaker 9 (09:58):
There?
Speaker 2 (09:59):
This team ma not be as boring as the Patriots.
Speaker 7 (10:04):
Mean.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Yeah, the new York Giants. Whoa, that's true? Yes, that's
not true.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Yes, yes, Hard Knocks off season with the New York Giants.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
No, yeah, Daniel.
Speaker 6 (10:17):
Jones, Yes, it makes a sandwich.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Yes, watch him drive a mini van.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
By the way, speaking of minivan, Kirk Cousins would be
on the program tomorrow, Segue, Yes, Todd.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
Is this hard Watch or Hard Knocks?
Speaker 13 (10:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (10:32):
Okay, all right, all right, I'm gonna give you that.
Uh yeah, so Hard Knocks with the New York Giants.
Speaker 11 (10:39):
Lawrence better be Dave Chappelle.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
How do you put lipstick on a pig? I mean,
it's just that's not good.
Speaker 6 (10:45):
Can we bring Lawrence Taylor back from whoa?
Speaker 14 (10:48):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (10:48):
All right?
Speaker 2 (10:49):
The International Game presidented access to whoever? These guys are
the Giant. The Green Bay Packers will face the Eagles.
That'll be September sixth on Peacock. October sixth, they're playing
in Brazil. That's already been established.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Jets October sixth, that will be in London, Tottenham Hotspur Stadium.
It'll be the Jets in the Vikings. Then it'll be
Jacksonville October thirteenth against the Bears Tottenham Hotspurs Stadium. Then
it'll be October twentieth NFL Network, Patriots, Jags, Wembley, and
(11:30):
then in Munich in November the New York Giants and
the Carolina Panthers. Oh, that's not fair, Munich. That's not fair.
That's not nice. Those are the international games coming up
this season. Robin Orlando, Good morning, Rob. What's on your
(11:51):
mind today?
Speaker 15 (11:53):
Hey, good morning Dad.
Speaker 14 (11:54):
Hey listen, before I get to the business at hann,
I want to wish happy birthday.
Speaker 11 (11:57):
Thank you.
Speaker 7 (11:57):
How much all of us appreciate you and what you guys.
Speaker 14 (12:00):
As an alumni of Cravinsburg State, we would certainly like
to extend a head coaching basketball job here at the university. Now,
before you say you could give two crabs about the
job and just flush away this opportunity, we'd like to
sit squad down with you and discuss it.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Okay, Well, thank you, Rob. Yeah, I've had some opportunities.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
I figure if Doug Gottlieb can get a head coaching
job University of Wisconsin Green Bay, there might be an
opportunity for me and I'd still be able to.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
Do my dating. Did they get a lot of bathroom
play on words?
Speaker 14 (12:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:32):
I got that time. That's why I didn't acknowledge it.
Jessica and Oregon. Jessica, Hi, Yes, how are you great, Jessica.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Happy birthday, Happy birthday, Dan Patrick, thank you.
Speaker 7 (12:47):
My cous would like to wish you a happy.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Birthday as well.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Yeah, Jessica, what's the school?
Speaker 15 (13:00):
Myrtle Point High School?
Speaker 3 (13:01):
Alrighty, what's the mascot? What's the mascot there at the
high school?
Speaker 2 (13:07):
We are the Bobcats, the Bobcats. Okay, all right you
guys ready, Let's go Bobcat. Let's go bodcast. Let's go Bobcats.
Thank you, Jessica. Kids listen to Jessica.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Hey, today is my husband's birthday as well.
Speaker 16 (13:32):
He's been listening to you for over seventeen.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Years, Jessica. Jessica, Jessica, today's about me.
Speaker 6 (13:39):
Okay, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Thank you, Jessica. All the best of your husband and
the Bobcats.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Let's go Bobcats.
Speaker 16 (13:48):
Or trying to hijack your day? I nosa Myrtle Point? Yeah,
I thought it was making some headway there.
Speaker 6 (14:00):
Yeah, Points in Oregon.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
How am I doing there, jess Uh James in Virginia, Hi, James, Oh,
thank you for taking my call.
Speaker 12 (14:10):
Brother.
Speaker 15 (14:11):
Happy Wednesday, dp, Dan, Man, happy birthday. It's your birthday. Yeah,
for your birthday. Happy birthday. Yeah, for your birthday. My god,
I just had a call and spread of love, man,
because you always share in love with me. Man, So
I hope you enjoy your day. Sit back with lax
men and have a good time with the wife later.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Man, all right, thank you, James, thank you?
Speaker 13 (14:32):
Yes, yes, what James, don't go anywhere? Hey, do you
know the Stevie Wonder version of Happy Birthday?
Speaker 2 (14:37):
No? You just hung up. No, James got packages delivered.
He's got to work.
Speaker 7 (14:43):
Man.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Uh. Tyler in Detroit. Hey, ty.
Speaker 7 (14:48):
Hey, Dan, I'll make it quick. I just wanted to
call in and just lish you a very very happy
and special NFL schedule release day. I hope you enjoy it. Man.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
All right, Well, thank you to out here. You know
I'd like gifts. I mean, it's nice to hear a
happy birthday. But once again I saw where Tyler went
out and.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Got me a cake. Yeah, there goes the surprise. Yes,
the gifts are out there.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
They're just in stores and they're online and they just
haven't been purchased. But they're all out there. That's why
you're not gonna don't find them.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Why is everything got to be a joke. I mean,
it's not funny, but everything's got to be a joke.
You know, I got feelings.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
You know you're pretty tough though.
Speaker 11 (15:31):
Yeah, Marvin dep I just want you to have a
blessed birthday.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Yeah, thank you? All right?
Speaker 4 (15:37):
You know, cigar basketball later?
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Yeah, yeah, that's all I want.
Speaker 4 (15:43):
Oh good in the basement, by yourself.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Absolutely. I said that to my wife. She goes, well,
what do you want to do?
Speaker 3 (15:48):
I go, I got a cigar, I got a bottle
of wine, and I figured I'd just sit downstairs and
watch them basketball, And she goes, by yourself.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
I go yes, and she goes, Okay, yes, Paul.
Speaker 6 (16:01):
But if your family says we'd like to take you
out to dinner for your birthday, you have to go.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
Right, Yeah, they're taking me out to dinner. Yeah, they're
taking me out to dinner.
Speaker 14 (16:10):
Right.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
But I said, okay, we got to put a time
limit on it. So I said, we got ninety minutes
from door to door, door to door, door to door,
door to door.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Ninety minutes. Don't invite anybody.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
The problem is that we go to this restaurant and
I hear them play the birthday song and it is terrible.
It's twenty seconds too long. And I was there one
time and there were two birthdays, so I listen to
that and I know it's going to be played tonight.
Speaker 6 (16:44):
Yes, that's Olive Garden corporate. That's what they do, can't
I can't get mad about it. It's a garden.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
Yeah, no, only the finest olive garden. When you're there
your family. I've never eating on an olive garden.
Speaker 8 (17:02):
Never is salad and breadsticks is if memory serves, it's
been a minute since I've been there.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
I just asked Todd, is it hasn't been a minute
for to.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
My mother in law, one of the greatest cooks I've
ever Italian, greatest cooks, and she would watch the Olive.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Garden commercial and she said, I've got to go there
to eat. And I go, Nanny, you make incredible food,
and she goes, I don't know, it just looks so good.
I go, no, no, you don't need to go. But
so we took her to Olive Garden. She loved it,
going okay, all right, yeah, Paul.
Speaker 6 (17:41):
That's nuts that you think like I thought true Italians.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
Well that's another thing. Can you take a true Italian
to an Italian restaurant?
Speaker 6 (17:50):
Maybe it's American Italians, are you know americanized version?
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Yeah, it's always you know, because then you hear the
gravy is not as good as mine, they.
Speaker 5 (18:00):
Say when you're here your family. But once I wanted
my sixth daughter of breadsticks. They gave me your dirty look,
a little bit the weird to let you know, running
out of the bread for the other groups.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
I'm not sure we needed that, Sure we did. We'll
edit that out.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
That'll be cleaned up.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Okay, yeah for the rear. Let's take a break here.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
All right, let's take a break and we'll all start
to look around where you guys hit all of the
gifts she got for me.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
That's awesome. Back after this.
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Speaker 3 (19:07):
Cavs getting fourteen and a half? Have we seen of
Donovan Mitchell's playing in this game? I got an over
under for Donovan Mitchell twenty seven and a half, but
I was told that that calf injury was a little
more serious. MAV's getting four against Okay, see Shay Gilgis
Alexander over under thirty one and a half, Luca is
(19:31):
twenty seven and a half. Luca's not played well and
Kyrie didn't play hasn't been great and so okay, see
going to uh try to go up three games to two.
But I don't know if I haven't seen anything on
Donovan Mitchell, I haven't gotten an update there. We'll get
more phone calls coming up. By the way, when you
(19:52):
have a debut by a rookie, you know, Caitlin Clark
got roughed up certainly in the first half last night,
came back in the second half and had, you know,
respectable showing. But you know, we tend to forget. You know,
we're in the moment and like, oh my god, Caitlin Clark,
they're going to shut her down on the WNBA.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
She'll find a way. Yeah, they they went after her.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
They had a game plan, they had a really good
game plan, and the instant reaction was, hey, welcome to
the dub. I'm like, okay, yeah, she got basically handed
her lunch. And then now she got a game on Thursday.
Not every game is going to be that way. She's
going to have great moments and she's gonna have some
bad moments. She's not on a really good team and
(20:37):
she played against a good team. But go back to
when Victor Wembenyama had his debut. He had fifteen points,
five rebounds, and people are talking about, oh, okay, you know, well,
first of all, he's eighteen, he's coming over here. We
weren't sure what to expect Caitlyn Clark. We expected more
because we've seen all of her games. Victor Wembenyama, you
(20:58):
just saw highlights and then you saw and then you go, okay, wow,
that's a tall guy out on the perimeter. But then
his next game he basically has twice the game, and
then all of a sudden people kind of eased up
a little bit on him. It's one game, and then
all of a sudden, we want to have this moratorium
on Oh he's going to be a bust.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
It's like easy here, slow, I've been doing this a
long time.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
So when somebody comes out and all of a sudden
John Elway can't play, do you see what happened in
his first game? Or Peyton Manning can't play? Speaking of quarterbacks,
Tom Brady came out and said that doing the roast
was a mistake. Did we have Tom Brady talking about this, Marvin?
Speaker 18 (21:43):
You know, like I said, I loved when the jokes
were about me. I thought they were so fun. I
didn't like the way that affected my kids.
Speaker 6 (21:51):
Hmmm.
Speaker 18 (21:52):
So it's the hardest part about like the bittersweet aspect
of when you do something that you think is one
way and then all of a sudden you realize I
wouldn't do that again because of the way that affected
actually the people that I care about the most in
the world. So I guess it makes you in some
ways a better parent going through it, because again, you
don't sometimes you're naive, you don't know, or you get
(22:15):
a little like.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Oh okay, that's Brady on the Pivot podcast.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
I'm I'm shocked that he's that naive or blind to this,
that he didn't realize what they do at a roast.
Now you had to tell them your parents are off limits,
and mister Kraft is off limits. Everything else is in play.
Now your kids weren't. Now, your kids weren't involved in this,
but you're talking about their mom, and you know one
(22:44):
of his sons was you know, his mom is Bridget moynihan,
the actress. So you have Gizelle and Bridget moynihan who
they're going to be brought up, brought into this as well, Like,
how do you not know that what happened with Gizelle
the karate instructor.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
I mean, this is what these people do. They look
for low hanging fruit and then they go after it.
That's a roast.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
But for Tom to go, wow, I made a mistake.
I didn't realize that kids at school were gonna say
something to my kids. Yes, yes, yeah, how do.
Speaker 8 (23:18):
You after the fact be like, you know, I just
didn't like the stuff about like that how it affected
my kids when he got up there and was like, hey,
Kim Kardashian was really nervous about coming here because her
kids were gonna be stuck home with her father. Like
he literally made fun of somebody else's family set up.
And then it's like, but I didn't really like how
they went after my situation.
Speaker 19 (23:37):
Yeah, how unaware can you possibly be after you read
the jokes that I don't know, maybe somebody wrote for you,
but you still read them about other people's kids.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
And I said at the time, why would you do this?
Why you don't need the money, you don't need exposure.
Was the money going to a great cause? I don't know,
but I kept.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
Thinking, man, they are going to torch him, and why
would you put yourself through that? And then you know,
Giselle is fair game and they brought her up, brought
up the karate instructor, the jiu jitsu guy, Kevin Hart
started it out, why talking about her that, uh, you know,
gosh a karate class eight times a day and she's
(24:26):
still only a white belt. I mean, it was a
funny line I'm just I'm shocked that Tom didn't realize
what it. All you have to do is look up
a Jeff Ross roast or Nicki Glazer that and if
you didn't, well, that's probably why you find yourself in
this situation.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
That's what these people do. They are assassins. They're coming
after you. Yes, Mark, So I.
Speaker 13 (24:54):
Doubt that Tiger Woods or Lebron or somebody on that
level is going to want to jump to do a
roast anytime soon.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
I know that we have our wish list.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
If I'm Tiger, Jordan Jeter throw out any of these
big names. The answers would be no, no, no, no,
they don't need the money, and you don't need to
be roughed up and other things that are brought back
up that resurface.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
There's nothing.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
Look, I love a good roast sometimes, I mean it's
kind of uncomfortable even just watching. But there's no way,
no way you would sign up for that. Do you
have a Donovan Mitchell update, Pauling.
Speaker 6 (25:37):
Yeah, just a couple of minutes. The NBA insider Sham
Sharania of the Athletic and Stadium. He said to Donald
Mitchell not expected to play tonight. Game five versus the Celtics,
not expected, did not say out.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
Okay, well this is what I told you. Prior to
the last game.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
I was told that the calf injury was more serious,
so he was missing that game, and I was told,
don't be some prize if he doesn't play again in
the series. Now there's gonna be speculation of Donovan Mitchell.
Where does he go in the offseason. That's already started here.
And of course you got to mention the Lakers whenever
somebody might be available. You start with, I don't know,
(26:16):
could the Lakers get the Trey Yowing, what about de
Jonte Murray?
Speaker 7 (26:21):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (26:21):
Boy, since you brought that up. Brian Windhorst, on about
an hour ago, said, a number of teams have offers
ready for Donovan Mitchell. He included the Nets and the Lakers.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
Of course, Well give him three first round draft picks.
Maybe you give them Lebron straight up, yeah, you.
Speaker 6 (26:42):
Want to go back to Cleveland.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Everybody wins, Yeah, Lebron and three first round draft picks
for Donovan Mitchell. Would the Lakers do that?
Speaker 7 (26:56):
Yes?
Speaker 13 (26:56):
Mart I just wish there was a compilation of all
the players were rumored to be going to the Knicks
or the Lakers with their photoshop jerseys.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
On well, Stephen A. Smith leads the league in players
who might be going to the Knicks. It's every big name,
every big name, and none of them went there. Katie Kyrie,
I'm here and they're going to the Knicks.
Speaker 4 (27:20):
No, they're not.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
Giannis he's gonna want out, He's gonna go to the Knicks.
Joe LMB googled that. You'll find Steven a Has you know,
Dame Lillard, every name going to the Knicks. Like, eventually
you're gonna hit on it where God told you. But
like Trey Young, what about the Lakers?
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Now? I was told if Trey Young, if the Hawks
move on San Antonio.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
In Orlando would be places for him. But if you
want clicks, you got to mention the Lakers have to.
Whether it's true or not, it's like now, I mean,
and this is a legitimate story. It's coach k is
sort of on aial consultant with the Lakers on their
head coaching search.
Speaker 4 (28:03):
Now.
Speaker 3 (28:03):
I don't know what that means, but it feels like
there's a home court advantage for JJ Reddick if his
former coach is the one consulting the Lakers on who
they should hire as their next coach.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Feels like some insider trading there.
Speaker 7 (28:21):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Uh. Brennan in New Mexico. Hi, Brennan, what's on your mind?
Speaker 12 (28:27):
DP? Happy birthday, sirs, Thank you, thank you. I just
wanted to wish you a bunch of love from the
Houdad Nations. Yeah, I'm in landlocked. I'm between Broncos fans
and Dallas fans here in New Mexico.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
But man, love what you do.
Speaker 12 (28:47):
And I gotta I gotta start first time long time
five eleven assaultiering one seventy.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Thank you, Brennan. Thanks for the phone call.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
University with wsconsin Stevens Point women's basketball coach.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Matt Hawk is on the phone. Hey, hey, coach, how
are you Hey?
Speaker 20 (29:08):
I'm doing well Dan, Second time long time six four
two twenty and yeah, I'm sitting here. I actually have
my athletic director to my last Brad Duckworth first and
foremost Happy birthday. But we were listening this morning and
we heard about your interest in UWSP and I'll turn
(29:29):
it over to my boss.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
He's all in.
Speaker 20 (29:32):
Go ahead, boss, Hey, whenever you're ready to come be
a shooting shooting coach. We've got you hired and come
to a lampline.
Speaker 7 (29:38):
We're ready for you and Steven's point anytime you're ready
and happy birthday.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
Is there a chance I could play in a game?
Speaker 13 (29:45):
Oh?
Speaker 20 (29:45):
At eligab Well.
Speaker 7 (29:46):
He does have eligibility.
Speaker 20 (29:48):
We might run you out there in an exhibition, Dan
and see if you can still fly.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
Okay, I don't need nil money he does. I'd like
to have the number twenty four if I could.
Speaker 14 (30:05):
We have a tweet.
Speaker 7 (30:06):
Well, we have a jersey here.
Speaker 20 (30:07):
We're gonna send you, but it's a number twenty three.
Speaker 11 (30:10):
But we'll go back.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Oh no, twenty three is good.
Speaker 20 (30:13):
Twenty three is good.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
Okay, we got it, and I would like to have
my jersey retired right after.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Harry might have something to say with that, dude, I
gotta call it Harry.
Speaker 15 (30:26):
Yeah, we might want to retire Terry first.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Oh yeah, yes, Well, thank you for the offer.
Speaker 14 (30:31):
Guys.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
We'll look forward to getting the jersey. Good luck with
the upcoming season. So there there's opportunities. Doug gott Leaves
not the only one. I'm being the layup line smacking
the backboard.
Speaker 5 (30:42):
Yes, Todd, after you got to jump at that and
they love the fact that they don't cost anything.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Yeah. Yeah, no ni own money for me.
Speaker 11 (30:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (30:50):
Paulin, what a huge day for Wisconsin Directional School. Yeah,
I know they're blowing up.
Speaker 3 (30:54):
Yeah, Bob and Montana's back. Hi Bob, what's on your
mind today?
Speaker 14 (30:58):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (30:59):
Hey, two quick things. Hey, as the listener who has
seen you closest to your actual birthday, suit, I just
wanted to wish you a great day to day and
a little bit ago you mentioned that you are now
officially one year closer to the very end. When that
sad day does finally come and you're no longer with us,
will the Dan Nuts Dan Nuts come up with a
(31:22):
Dead Dan's Club shirt?
Speaker 20 (31:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (31:26):
Sure, he called you the Dan Nuts. Uh D's Nuts,
that's us.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
Uh Yeah, there'd be the Dead Dan's Club when I
go to the.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Big radio station in the sky. Well, people buy that shirt.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
I don't know if there'll be a big calling for that.
Harold in South Carolina, Hi, Harold.
Speaker 7 (31:58):
Good afternoon, sir.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
In recognition of your birthday today, well it's going on
call the US government and have a new form of
currency added.
Speaker 20 (32:07):
I'd like to know what denomination, would you like, sir
and have a great day, sir?
Speaker 2 (32:12):
H wow, what we're changing the currency?
Speaker 5 (32:20):
Is that?
Speaker 11 (32:20):
Like what bill you want to be on?
Speaker 2 (32:21):
Yeah? Yeah, uh, you know a twenty twenty would be fine.
Who's on what president is?
Speaker 14 (32:31):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (32:32):
You should be on the thingle dollar bill?
Speaker 8 (32:33):
And that's only one of you.
Speaker 11 (32:36):
One dollar?
Speaker 2 (32:39):
Who is on multiple like coins?
Speaker 7 (32:41):
And uh?
Speaker 2 (32:42):
Is there something like George Washington or Jefferson? Jefferson's on two.
Speaker 11 (32:46):
He's on the two dollars bill and I forget what
coin he's on.
Speaker 3 (32:51):
Okay, I thought there's there's some presidents that were on
a couple of things too, Lincoln.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Lincoln's on the penny and the five five.
Speaker 11 (33:00):
Yep, you don't see a lot of five dollar bills,
so you were like five.
Speaker 6 (33:03):
Tommy Jefferson two dollars bill in the nickel? Okay, g
dub on the dollar bill on the quarter?
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Okay, who's on the hundi? Ben Ben Franklin.
Speaker 6 (33:13):
Without being president? Dang impressive.
Speaker 11 (33:16):
In Alexander Hamilton Original Yeah, I saw it, original cast
Hamilton run wild Beck.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
I was the father who was all right, hey, hey,
it's my birthday, come on, sorry, come on, Okay, let's
close up shop here.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
Stop making fun of Halton.
Speaker 6 (33:40):
Yeah, now you've gotten too far, guys, Now you've got
too far. It's like the Brady Road Family's fine.
Speaker 21 (33:47):
Yeah, got up over your chairs and don't mention it again. Yeah,
don't make me come over there, Lynn Manuel hands off. Uh,
let's uh, let's come back, will wrap things up. I
got birthday cake and I got a lot of gifts
to find to open up.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
So uh birth Yeah back after this.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
Be sure to catch the live edition of The Dan
Patrick Show weekdays at nine am Eastern six am Pacific
on Fox Sports Radio and the iHeartRadio WAPP.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
I'm in the back with a big German Dylan jelly Beans.
All of a sudden, big German goes, uh, you're back
on radio. Okay, Oh what a great day, What a
great day. Thanks for everything you guys didn't do today,
like a gift, something, surprises, you know, great guest list,
(34:42):
you know, just normal things.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
I didn't even do the poll question today, Todd did.
That's ah, those are good guys.
Speaker 3 (34:51):
Kind of mailed it in a little bit, just a
little bit, but the momentum took over here just the
sheer joy.
Speaker 2 (34:59):
Celebrate another birthday with you guys. I don't know how
many more I have.
Speaker 4 (35:03):
I like that talk.
Speaker 7 (35:07):
Ryan.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
Steven's Point, Wisconsin my new home away. I'm gonna get
a vacation home up there in Wisconsin. Stevens Point.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
Hey Ryan, Hey Dan, have your birthday.
Speaker 12 (35:18):
Thank you, first time, long time.
Speaker 4 (35:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (35:21):
I work for Century and if you do come up
to the Stevens Point area, we can take one guest
with us out on two Century Worlds.
Speaker 11 (35:29):
I would love to offer that to you.
Speaker 7 (35:31):
What is Century World Centry Worlds where they had the
US Open Senior US Open last year.
Speaker 3 (35:38):
Oh okay, well I'm a little banged up. This body
is not a wonderland. But thank you, Brian. Yeah, I
got got some surgery coming up here, shoulder.
Speaker 6 (35:49):
Oh it's official.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
Well it's not. It can be scheduled. I'm trying to
hold off surgery.
Speaker 6 (35:58):
Are you ready for training camp?
Speaker 2 (36:00):
Gone through so many surgeries here, so many uh rants
in California. Hey rants, first.
Speaker 22 (36:12):
Time, long time?
Speaker 14 (36:14):
Hey?
Speaker 6 (36:15):
What was that?
Speaker 22 (36:17):
I want to talk about the Doties? Hey Pritty, I'm
not sure, Marvin, I didn't vote for you. I should
use my other voice by that.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
So Doty is the Dannette of the Year Award.
Speaker 4 (36:35):
So what it is?
Speaker 2 (36:36):
Okay, Yeah, so we're thank you Rance.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
Rance didn't vote for you, Marvin, Sorry, no, you know,
I let the audience vote, and I'll let them vote
again this year on least valuable, most valuable. Now is
there least valuable, most valuable? And then the DODI The
dant of the year is that we're gonna do kind
of like the NFL does.
Speaker 6 (36:59):
It's your call. It's like it's like, maybe not as valuable,
but had a great year in other ways. I don't know.
It's the rationale.
Speaker 3 (37:05):
Okay, Yeah, so Todd I think has been least valuable
Dennet for the last few years.
Speaker 7 (37:11):
In a row.
Speaker 4 (37:11):
I believe that's correct.
Speaker 3 (37:12):
Yeah, Seatan was most valuable down at this past year. Ye,
Marvin has been most valuable, den It most improved, most improved.
PAULI hasn't won anything, have you.
Speaker 6 (37:24):
I've won most uh MVD once like a decade ago.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
Oh, you were most valuable? Dan?
Speaker 6 (37:31):
I think you like a decade ago.
Speaker 14 (37:32):
It was.
Speaker 6 (37:35):
It was when Jordan was out playing baseball.
Speaker 11 (37:38):
That's the right.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
Kirk Cousins is going to join us on the program tomorrow.
Kirk the Kirk.
Speaker 8 (37:48):
We had a two year span where Ethan won the
most Valuable DANET. That was Rude the research guy for
twenty eighteen twenty nineteen. Ethan was pretty good.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (37:59):
Yeah, we've had you know, two v is there. Matt
Jenkins is also with the program. These were these were
legends in the research.
Speaker 8 (38:09):
Department twenty two Todd one, MVD and LVD Least Valuable.
Yeah yeah, LVD started in twenty fourteen.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
Okay, that long ago.
Speaker 6 (38:20):
Not the Bill Russell of LVD.
Speaker 4 (38:22):
Yeah, see, is just collecting him.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
Yeah, but you know what you earn.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
It's giving no, nothing's you know, this isn't like Ronnie James.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
I mean, we're not giving anything to you. You got
to earn it.
Speaker 5 (38:37):
If you keep focused and you know to the grindstone
and you're surprised howbody wards you come.
Speaker 3 (38:41):
And you have earned Least Valuable, but you've also earned
most Valuable as well.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
I go to extremes like that, yes you do, yes
you do? Oh there no, no, no, no, seating the
final results of the pole question that I gave you.
Speaker 8 (39:00):
You're gonna have to be more specific on which one
Dan because we've got so many today celebrating your birthday.
Who's in more trouble the te wolves Timberwolves seventy five
percent more trouble than the Pacers. And would you like
a surprise birthday party? Eighty percent say no, let's keep
it low key. Twenty percent absolutely they want a surprise party.
Speaker 3 (39:21):
By the way, I have PGA Championship Hods. It's Scotti Scheffler,
and then Rory McElroy. So I guess he just filed
for divorce here.
Speaker 7 (39:32):
I think.
Speaker 2 (39:34):
That was like they ago, Yes, I don't know, and
he just won a tournament.
Speaker 3 (39:41):
Xander Shoftley is third, Then John Rahm, Brooks, Koepka, and
Ludwig Olberg.
Speaker 2 (39:48):
Love Ludwig, He's like twenty two guys. Unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (39:53):
All right, So that's it. I think we've done all
the damage we can do to America. Let's go around
the room. What we learned on the program? Oh this
Dane sports history, Paulie, can you squeeze something in.
Speaker 6 (40:03):
Let'll give you a couple. Nineteen seventy three, Nolan Ryan
pitched his first no hitter California Angels. This is fun us.
President Bush took Queen Elizabeth to at Oakland A's Baltimore
Orioles game in nineteen ninety one and this is Wonky.
Nineteen ninety three, the Montreal Expos retired their first number for.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
The team, John Baccabella. Number eight No, Gary Carter, No,
but it's shocking.
Speaker 6 (40:28):
Number ten.
Speaker 2 (40:29):
Number ten rusty stops sand Or Runge Todd. What did
I learn today? On my birthday?
Speaker 4 (40:40):
You're not interested in.
Speaker 5 (40:41):
Getting a surprise birthday party, and you can't seem to
find the gifts that we didn't get.
Speaker 2 (40:44):
Or hide what we learned.
Speaker 3 (40:45):
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