December 21, 2022 • 44 mins
Creeper kicks it with the homie, Sheng Wang. They discuss Christmas traditions, favorite presents and why Santa loves Mexicans. Afradooshie brings Molly cupcakes to the office Christmas Party. Spend another holiday in Norwalk with Rudy Rodriguez and enjoy some chunky nog.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yeah, holmi, so you had the because you had glowed
up on me. I didn't even know that that that
was a thing because the so for fools, I don't
know what glowed up is. It's like, uh, you know,
like like a fool like just I don't know, like hey,
(00:20):
like they got better looking or in your case, on me,
you grew your hair out over the pandemics or something.
And then and then I some homegirls were looking you
up online because they were gonna go see you out
there in New York. And then they had seen older
photos of you when you had short hair, and then
but now you have that long hair has like uh,
how do you say? Has she homie? You know? And
(00:42):
they're like, oh, he glowed up And I said growed up?
Like what does that mean? Home? And they gave me
up on it, and I said, oh damgn the homie
glowed up. So people are probably gonna listen to this
and then or watch it and then be like, hey,
let's look what you used to look like. And then
they'll see you at the track and be like, dang,
he did glow up. If your hair is like dang
streaming and all that, Yeah, it looks good. Thanks man, yeah,
(01:03):
I think I learned. You know, no one never told
me what that meant. I think I heard it around
and I heard you say it directly to me via texts,
and then I kind of gather what that meant just
by kind of the context clues. But like, yeah, you know,
I wasn't. It wasn't a change that I expected. There's
(01:25):
just kind of it happened. I never thought I was.
I didn't think I had the head or the hair
to make it happen. You know. Yeah, well, staying on me,
it worked out here. Thanks man. It's like congratulations because
I feel like even a different energy and dang, even
when we got to the old brower, I say, hey,
you're gonna have to get the comfort plus because it's
(01:46):
growed up, you know, and you stay shining. Yeah, your
hair can't shine like this in a camera, dude. Yeah,
I mean yeah, it depends. I mean it could, it could, ye,
but yeah yeah yeah. Um but at holm me. Hey,
we all know there's a lot of podcasts out there
and someone could be like, oh dang, but this one
hopefully we'll have you like damn, what's up? You know?
(02:07):
This is Creeper's Corner with Creeper on the Frankie on
the show a podcast whatever. We got that laughter for
your soul and now to get into the Frankie on
this show. All right, So right now we are Shang
wayang Homie. That's the homie a long time HOMEI thank
you Shan Wayne for coming through homi um. And recently
he dropped a special on Netflix produced by Ali Wang
(02:29):
or directed by Ali Wang and all of that on me.
And it's called Sweet and Juicy Homie. And this one's
glowed up on there and he represented So if you
haven't seen it already, then watch it, homie. But thanks
for blessing us um with your energy and your glowed
up presence and everything on me. Thank you, Thank you Creeper.
Thanks for having me. Man. I'm really I'm really grateful
to be here. Uncle's up. Yeah, I was asking you earlier.
(02:52):
I was like, hey, do you shave your arm fast?
Because sometimes I have to trim mine on me because
they get you know, they get it to where it
looks like up me ary homie and the headlock or
whatever that joke is, it's like it creeps up on me.
So right now I have noticed that it Oh dang,
you know, like if I can't see it coming out,
like if I could look down from these peripherals, like
if I look straight down and I could see it
(03:13):
coming out like that, and it's like, oh mean you know,
it's like they want too much attention. Yeah, you don't
get greedy. Stay you have a nice comfortable little zone
in there in the slovaco underneath in your arm pay
right there, right, it's a chill zone. I mean, you
know what, You're protected, you're shaded, shaded, you're warm, you
know what I'm saying. I know it gets hot in there,
(03:35):
but hey, don't like, you know, you don't need all
that more real estate and to be out there like that,
you know, Yeah, I mean it's not it doesn't look
as clean when it's like, you know, like cracks on
the sidewalk, when the grasses start coming out the side,
and it's like, oh yeah, an extension, you know, like
the yard. This is the yard. And then they try
to they try to find, you know, other places to Hey,
(03:57):
but that's interesting to me. So when there's a cracking
the sidewalk and then the grass or whatever goes in
there to grow in there, are they wrong? Though? You
know what I'm saying because they'd open up that real estate.
I'm not really opening up my armpit real estate. I'm
not saying, hey, you're invited. They're just going on their
own on me. So it would be more like if
the grass or the thing grew over, like the sidewalking
(04:21):
like that right right, right right, which usually gets edged
up right right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so yeah, yeah,
so the metaphor ain't quite the same. You're right, but
but I feel you like, that's interesting on me. It's
kind of like, you know, come in here. Yeah, I mean,
I'm like, I get excited when I see you know,
(04:42):
grass and plants just like bust out of places where
you don't expect them, you know, they're like surprise you. Yeah,
I mean, yeah, no, I appreciate it. When I would
like on that on that bed over there, where the
sidewalk as cracking it and the grass grows in there,
I kind of like, I'm like, you know, yeah, I
kind of have a little celebration in my mind real quick,
like bring the homies in, you know, like they're sticking
(05:05):
in on me. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's inspiring even even
when like uh, like you know, sometimes fool's got to
get U they gotta get a uh, they gotta get
like a tree removed because the route is like busting
up the sidewalk and like you can't be mad at
the tree, homie, you know what I mean, That's that's
(05:26):
life you should have, Like like you know, Harold or
whoever planet that tree back in two or whatever. You know, Hey,
maybe he was like, hey, whatever, like I won't have
to do this. I'll be dead or any by the
time this tree needs to get removed. But it's like
you can't be mad at the tree, you know, like
he's doing what he does. I mean, he's gonna grow. Yeah, man,
(05:46):
you know, only respect that because I've been on hikes
with you. Wo. Man, I appreciate that you love the
nature is and everything, and you get me to think
about it more, you know what I mean, Like like, man,
that's a trip and how different plans told me right
right right? Yeah. I think it's the diversity that really,
you know, it's easy for me to appreciate just because
(06:08):
it's like to me, it's like real life, different styles
right on me, you know, expressions of life. Yeah, you know,
you get all deep like that on yesterday. It's just
like you know that's how they look and and and
you know that's really how they are, like and thing
to be something else. You know, it's honest, right, they're
(06:30):
not running on me, right, They're like, oh, I'm gonna
say like this, so I look like this. They're like
that is it just how I am? Yeah? They comfortable? Yeah, yeah,
that's so Like when I see that, I feel like
it helps me be comfortable. You know. Yeah, he's like
he's doing they're doing it, you know, yeah, yeah yeah
on me. So I'm like, I'm gonna try to be
like that. That's a trip. I don't even ider a
(06:53):
picture like that, but now I think about it, like yeah, yeah,
when you see like you see a female tree like
glowing in the winter, you know, they're kind of you know,
check me out, confident, comfortable, I'm right here on me.
You know, I'm right here for you. Check it out.
You know. Dang, that's a trip. That's beautiful for me.
That's a good word, right, too beautiful to describe that
(07:13):
very beautiful, Yeah, I think so so um even like, hey,
what the thing I dropped out ont too is like
you ever seen those crazy looking tractices on me? We're
like we're like when they flower like a beautiful flower
or come out of it, don't trip me out on
me because they're like they look like they have the
(07:35):
pikas on me, like they're they'll shank you, you know,
but then check out this flower. Right, they look like
like they're tough, but side oh I know I love that.
I love that because yeah they just look like, you know, yeah,
real tough all spikes. Then all day they just make spikes.
One day that like, let's make this like it think
(07:57):
of beauty, you know that on the last for a
couple of days. But yeah, I mean that's a trip
to me, that dangerous spiky cactus and then I grow
these spikes. But watch out boom. Yeah they're surprised. Check
that out. Yeah. It's like they got a sensitive side
to you know. Yeah. Yeah, it's like the buff on
me who like he's down to get emotional with the
(08:17):
other male homie, like hey, homie, I love you, you know,
don't trip Yeah, I know, we gotta be out here
like this looking all tough and everything that's always scared.
I love you. I'm comfortable saying that to you, you know. Yeah, yeah,
but it's saying that to everybody. Yeah, exactly me. Yeah, yeah,
the cactus saying it to her. But yeah, that's confidence
right there. Yeah, yeah, just say it to everybody, let
(08:39):
it be known. And it's a trip because they're not
even thinking like, oh, I gotta look like this so
that I can get hynas or vatos or whatever they're
trying to get because they're not even they don't have
to ram. They don't have to worry about sexual encounters.
They just growing from the earth, you know. Yeah, I
think I think it is a sexual thing though, Oh damn. Yeah,
the flower because they got stamens and pistols like sexual
(09:02):
parts in the flowers. Yeah, like the flowers, they're trying
to trying to get busy. That's that's really most flowers
are about. Yeah, what trip out, So they're trying to
they're trying to ramp or maybe when they blossom, nut
to them, like busting a nut or what I mean,
that's them presenting the nut and then they usually need
(09:24):
something to carry that nut to the partner, you know,
behind whatever. I see. Okay with me, I see, oh,
because yeah, when they bust and then little things fly
from them, it goes into the earth and then boom,
they make another. That's how they make the baby. Yeah,
what a trip. I never thought about it like that. Yeah,
(09:45):
it's very sexual. Next time I see a flower lay
you know you're crazy being a sexual right here on
like that series. That's confidence, that is confidence only, dagn
What a trip, baby. That's why you're all into plants
and they bring all kind of levels of things. It's perverted,
really it is. When me. Yeah, now when I look
(10:07):
at flowers, I'm gonna be like, hen's gonna make me
want to get uh have a do something sexually? Not
right there. I'm not gonna try to do something with
the flower. It'd be weird. Yeah, just put it away.
Save that energy. Energy m a for douche. Right Christmas?
But how can were not wearing your at least sweater?
(10:28):
Will you put on this sweater and broke it? Say?
Oh look at me, I'm having fun with my sweater
with reindeer. Look at how cute I look. It's so
holiday festive. That's bush I don't know about. Yeah, I
think that's kind of fun. You know, did you try
the cheesecake? I made it? What did you bring? I
brought special dish? Bro from my country, Bro it's cupcake
(10:51):
Bro okay, but instead of frosting, Oh, I have cute frosting,
it's twenty percent coca Bro and eighty percent empty Bro
for parting. That sounds interesting. What's it? God, it's called
Molly cocake Bro, No bullshy. Well, I'm sure that delicious.
Yes they are Bro Okay, I already ate saving Bro,
(11:11):
but it doesn't kicked tin bushy. Don't you just love
the holidays. It's so fun. It's so festive. Right, let
me try something. It's nelly catcakes. Let God, office party
party Brotin Bro the no party. They're like, oh, let's
do office party. Let's do think Bro. Let's do quite
(11:34):
elephant Bro Okay, let's drink egg not Bro? Where Santa Hat?
How cute? Bro? Bullshit? Bro? In my country, Bro, we
do holiday like no one else. Bro. Okay, we have
Molly cocake Bro. And let's the candy game, Bro, mushroom
chocolate Santa Bro stock if the word cocaine Bro, reinde
pro a practic hell win Bro Okay, Red and greet
tap Bro read on for upper drink for Donna go
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up and down again, Bro, No bushy In December, Bro
call my mother every day Bro to say Merry Christmas.
Bro okay, and then I well are we go ahead?
Are you okay? What's happening? What's kicking? Bro? It's kicking
and Bro oh fower okay, Oh I just something too
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for Holiday Bro? Oh Holiday rolling balls Bro for Holiday
Spirit Row. I'm rolling my bass Bro, Holly Cock Gay Bro,
no bullshe a party, I'm rolling my balls Bro poll
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Holiday party Bro, Molly Cock Bro for Bro no Bullsheit,
no Bushrop. I'm feeling party so Laila you feel it? Bro? Yeah,
(13:09):
guy's for holiday Bro Holiday party Yoka Bro? Okay, Bro,
that's what's Bro feeling for Top Bro and Molly Cockay
gro Holaday rolling ball Bro. Thank you very much for
(13:30):
party Bro. No bush Bro running my packing Yeah. So
happy holiday Bro, No Bushy to you and yours broke
hit for top Bro for Holiday Santa. Want to get
you up Bro, have Molly co Bro and Afro Bushy
Bro no Bushy Yeah m M. We got that laughter
(14:04):
for your soul and now too. Then to the freaky
king on this show. A So with holidays coming and everything, um,
people like you know what I mean. It's some may
say to me that it's a little bit controversial because
that's there. You know, we have reefs, say we have those,
(14:24):
uh when you come to Little Point, it's there. And
then Christmas treets on me, you know, and they're just hey,
they just cut them right there and take them to
the pad for just two three weeks, like hey, look it,
I got a tree and then boom something just put
it out on the street and you know there's a
little the little pine needles everywhere, and yeah, but that
(14:47):
was like part of a living thing with me. And
then hey, just for the looks and then you throw
it away, like so what, like you know, what are
your thoughts on that? Because right now everywhere I drive
you see there's a tree tied to somebody's car, and
then you just see the stun up on me and
it kind of is like a little bit like oh yeah,
it's a little violent. Yeah, it's like it's a little
it's like seeing a like an empty tea or something.
(15:08):
I mean, yeah, you know, like it didn't have to
be like that, you know, um yeah, I mean, you know,
I grew up with the Christmas. We grew up with
with with you know, a fake one that you could
you put it in the attic. You know, you bring
it back, you can bring it out. Um. But yeah,
the more I think about how they chopped down like
real trees, I mean, it's nice to have that plant
in your house or what used to be a living plant,
(15:31):
you know, because it smells nice and it looks good,
it looks natural, and it can be very beautiful. Um,
but yeah, when it when it when it's just like
a temporary thing that you you killed, You killed them.
I mean I think what it's cool is there are
programs where you can take the tree and get it replanted.
(15:53):
Oh damg, So I support that. Yeah, yeah, that's a
little extra effort. So wait, look so you leave like
some of the roots, Like I think you can take
the tree and it's sprouting new roots. Damn what a trip.
I think. I might, I might, I might be making
that up, But I think there's some programs to help, like,
(16:15):
you know, make it feel less yeah, wasteful, and and
and and and the way the way I look at
it home me is like those trees are all like
they're not right in the head home because they grow
more fast. You know, they're all writed out all kinds
of chemicals. So they're kind of like they don't even
know what's going on because they don't have you know
(16:36):
what I mean, why was I grow up around they're all,
you know, they don't really know what's going on. They
just need to get fed and they're kind of yeah,
I mean they're kind of like the the the bodies
and the matrix you know, when they're just being bred
that one thing, but they're not being acknowledged for their
(16:56):
whole life, like they're not they're not the whole trees.
I mean, we don't we don't appreciate them as you know, yeah, right,
like you're just here to provide for that little that
one time you have a little to three weeks. Yeah,
so it's kind of degrading. I would I would think
a little matrix body trees yeah, dang me. Yeah, that's
(17:18):
a trip um. Yeah. Or they could be like there's
a positive way to look at it, like maybe there's
a little young tree like and he's like, I can't
wait till Christmas, you know, because I'm not being somebody's
pad like shining. They're gonna put all these decorations on me.
It's like a feemale like party, homie that there get
(17:40):
to be a part of for like two three weeks,
you know, right right, and they're like maybe like after
Christmas they're like, all right, I'm done. You know. It's
like when you're at the party too long. Yeah, you're
waiting for the homies. Maybe they're like, hey, it's our
Christmas over, like you know, just put me down already
to go. Yeah. You know, some poles keep their Christmas
tree like all past decent or past the January on me. Yeah.
(18:02):
I even heard some fool to day that they some
keep it all like ut St. Patrick's Day on me.
What's that? It's the march march on me. Yeah, and
they'll keep it right there to be. Oh no, because
the crowers and yeah, yeah yeah I think I think
I think that that happened. Yeah, that in my cousin's house.
They did that. Just you know, it's still it's still.
(18:24):
It still looks good. Yeah, you know they those needles
keep pretty well. Yeah, if you keep keep watering it
and all that on me. Yeah, they smell nice, dude,
it's a nice I mean. The thing about the reeds
is that you don't have to kill the whole plan.
You can cut like trimmings. Yeah. Some reefs crazy on me,
(18:47):
like gig you know, yeah, I like a big reef
like the ones that yeah, like the the ones that
like Macy's or places like that, like department stories, but
you know, they don't sell them. It's for their story,
like like a company, like yeah, you know, put that
together for him. It's like, oh dang, and it's a
lie or you know, still green or whatever. It's like,
(19:07):
you know, it's kind of cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Macy's
on some other level. I like. I like it when
it's more just like a household. Yeah, somebody's bad. Yeah yeah,
and then Homie, you know what other planet is around
the holidays? Speaking of flowers and rammings, hotel me, I haven't, Yeah,
(19:30):
I haven't. I haven't really I thought about the message
how much these days. Oh you haven't looking at all
those flowers giving those central thoughts and you haven't. I
don't even I don't. I haven't seen them. Yeah, they're little,
a little they're just a little that they tie a
little string around them, and they're just sometimes you don't
even know men, and that that's the where it's like
(19:52):
you need you know, like uh, growing a guy or whatever,
Homie or whatever, somebody's into or whatever. I don't know
that calculations of it or whatever. And then if they're
like they don't even know me and the rate they're
talking to maybe having a connection and then like homies
like hey, you guys, look up there, and then they
just take all their clothes the ramming right there, not
(20:15):
to play. Yeah, yeah, that's exciting, But that's a trip
on means speaking, a sexual thing, like how that's just accepted,
like the missiletoe, like to make out right, Yeah, that's
an interesting tradition. I don't know where that came from.
I mean, but it makes sense, you know if it's Yeah,
we already established nature's very sexual. Yeah, that's correct. I
(20:37):
want to google they were. I want to google where
the missiletoe pellow came from because that's a trip on me,
just because that little planter and it's not like, to
my understanding, on me, it's not just like hey, you
gotta give him a peck on the cheek. It's like
norful you fools out to like French kids right now,
I'm using tongue and everything. Yeah, that's like missiletoe, kissie,
(20:57):
that's missiletoe. Yeah, otherwise don't count. Yeah, I mean, so
that's that trip. So, I mean, what's it been? And
we got to look that up? Change your life? Maybe?
You know, hey, ro can we look up the the
origins of the missile Tommy? All right? Yeah it could be.
I wonder what's a statistic on the couples that are
(21:18):
married that man under our missiletone? Like where the sparks
the worldwide numbers? Yeah, I mean that's probably I wonder
how far that goes, Like what other countries would do that?
Like ken, does Canada mess with the missiletoe? I'm assuming
so because they're right there, but also is in Santa
CLAUSI he's been on the kicking in Canada. All yeah, yeah,
he's global. Yeah, you're right, he goes everywhere on mess
(21:46):
all right, It says the serving class of Victorian England
is credited with perpetuating the tradition. The tradition dictated that
a man was allowed to kiss any woman standing underneath
a miss told me, and that bad luck would befall
any woman who refused the kiss. Dang alright. A one
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variation on the tradition stated that way each kiss, a
berry was to be plucked from the missile told me
and that the kissing must stop after the berries had
been removed. People have reportedly been poisoned and died from
consuming missile told me all right, okay, let me go
a little bit. Okay. From at least the mid nineteenth
(22:33):
century Caribbean herbalist of African descent I referred to the
missilete as god bush. In Nepal, diverse missile tolls are
used for a variety of medical purposes, particularly for treating
broken bones on me dang. Missilete is the floral emblem
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of the U s state of Oklahoma and the flower
of the UK County of harold Fordshire. Every year, the
UK town of Timbury Wells holds a Missiletol festival and
crowns a missiletold Queen Dang, so that the Missiletoad queen
must be like the local hood at like everybody's making
(23:14):
out with her homi or prior everybody rammed he or whatever,
and then they she probably broke pelvit bones from ramming
fulls so hard, and so that's how they used the
missiletote to help to heal her bones, so she'll be
ready for the next festival. Damn, that's a trip. That's
a little bit, especially nowadays on me like the whole Like, hey,
(23:35):
like the Dina will get bad luck if she don't
make out with you, Like damn what if? Like it's
an ugly wa though you know, Hey, you're under the
missile tool. Yeah, you're gonna get bad luck if you
don't make all of me right now. And it's like right,
you know, but she has to do it, I guess so,
but like what's the words bad luck or or him?
You know that's bad luck too. Yeah, they got this
(23:58):
right here carrying around missile tools danger. I mean that's
for the listeners. Yeah, he's like an old school looking
for and he has like a big stick he's carrying
over his shoulder and then hanging from it as batch
as a mistletoe. And so he's probably making out with
all kinds of han us or whoever he wants something
(24:18):
out with. I mean he's yeah, he's got a lot
of a lot of berries. That's a trip. Thought they
start making out and somebody has to pluck the berry
before they could stop making out. Damn, what a trip.
That's interesting. Man, dams some plant stakes got a lot
of different places on me. M m m m m
(24:40):
m m. I ain't doing everybody, Rudy rob dree is, Yeah,
hope everybody's every good Holidays, A female holidays, noth Christmas
in nor Walk reminds me of my girl. Every time
must see your missr Toll, I think about how she
(25:03):
rocked my world. Now she's in another man's arms, sitting
by Christmas tree, same big one. I bothered her back
in two thousand breathe and we worked together the Red
ups Or. She was a flirt who I said, it's
saying to bring a prison for me. That's when she
(25:24):
lifted up her skirt and said. She asked me if
I was naughty, A nice, naughty nice? I didn't think twice.
Never forget that Christmas present between her thighs, her must
China between her thighs. Christmas and Norwalk, baby, right between
those ties, I had a fear man Christmas and Norwalk
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and she said, don't give a rooty to keep going.
And said, don't worry, baby, I'm gonna keep pounding you
till New Year. It's a Christmas and Norwalk Christmas and
no wa Christmas and no God bless our seasonal workers.
(26:13):
Rudy rodrig years. I grew up. I grew up in
an immigrant family, like my folks came to America, you know,
in the early eighties. I was a baby. So were
they familiar with Christmas activities? I don't. I mean not
in the way that mainstream is familiar with Christmas activities.
(26:33):
You know. Like there I remember when we were kids,
there was a m you know, there was the idea
of Santa Claus, you know, like somebody was going to
come into the house and bring gifts. And so at
the time, it was me and a bunch of cousins
and you know, and the kids are excited. The kids
(26:54):
are waiting for the gifts. This man to bring these gifts. Um.
But the way they did it, it was, you know,
usually you're supposed to go to bed, you remember, we
leave some cookies and milk out, You're right to know,
and then you got to sleep. And then the next morning,
you know, you wake up and there's a full tree
or gifts, you know. Um. But my family, I don't
(27:17):
think they really understood that whole process. So what happened
was they just they gather all the kids. They correct,
they locked us into the bathroom and they we stayed there,
like just in the dark for like a minute, and
then they brought the gifts out and then when we
came outside, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, So Santa Claus was
(27:40):
a different It was slightly different. It was a slightly
different variation of Santa Claus. You know. There was a bathroom,
a dark bathroom like holding area, and then yeah, yeah,
kind of fast forward, like they don't want to wait,
(28:02):
like everybody's getting together Christmas Eve, let's do the gifts
now we're gonna come back or whatever. So everybody they
just kind of fast forward the whole thing. Kids go
in the bathroom time, you know, come out and and
then let's just start, you know. Yeah, yeah, I would
leave a little or we will leave me and my
(28:24):
me and my Mona would leave a little and wake
up in the morning and yeah, with a little bit
of milk and a cookie and like thee husk would
be like that, like you know that, yeah, Amy and
a mess. You can. He's got things to do, yeah,
you know, he's got a lot of gifts to deliver
one night, so I understand that he just time to
(28:46):
throw away the husk, you know. Yeah, but you you
appreciate that it's kind of like tracking an animal, like
you know, like some evidence. You're like, oh see he
took a bite here, he left some crumbs here, you know,
you kind of retrace his steps. Yeah, And I was
I was thinking, like, like, just to know that something
like stomless, it was like it would pump me up
(29:09):
on me because I would thinking like he probat comes
on that chimney, you know, it comes down the chimney,
and he's thinking, like, no disrespect to any other hid
there or two white people or whatever. But he's probably like,
oh man, it's going to be the basic things again,
and I hope it's you know, I hope it's a Mexican.
And then he looks and it's about my leg. He's like, oh,
you know whatever, it gets a little ompen instead bag,
(29:31):
you know, probably the Reindeers. Hey we got another one side. Yeah,
I can see how that makes you feel good. Right,
I'm proud. Yeah, that's like that's I love that he
loves our offerings, you know, yeah, yeah specifically right, yeah, yea.
You know there was only a couple of years thea
(29:51):
that I wasn't acting right. Uh, but you know, have
good people around me. Um that led me into the
right direction. So I got back to uh to the
nice list on me and that fools. You know, it
kept coming pretty consistently. You know, make sure that chimney
is nicely, you know, not you don't get ashes all
over him. You know, we don't like burn a fire
(30:13):
that night before and then just leave it, you know,
littlettle passage for that fool, you know, my larrators. That's
nice man, that's beautiful. Yeah, I got love for something
on me straight up. Yeah. Hey, so Christmas coming on
me and gifts and all that. What growing up here?
What was the best gift you've ever got? I you know,
(30:34):
my my favorite, My favorite was Voltron Oh damn you know. Yeah.
I used to mess with he man too. Yeah yeah, yeah,
hello little bangs, don'tber him man kind of Yeah, he
got a weird don't little weird weird style. Yeah, like
(30:55):
he could be at like after hours warehouse party club. Yeah,
I get down. Yeah. Yeah, that's a pretty a bold look.
Yeah bang, like the bangs and then the hair cut
right here, like I said, but he's all buff and like, yeah,
don't don't talk about us about my hair right now. Yeah,
I mean he got pretty. It's pretty and he's buff
(31:17):
and he's pretty, you know, he's pretty and then he
has a most masculine name. Homi man. I know he
got he got all of whatever the pronouns. Yeah, that's
an interesting about them. Anyway, was you know that was
like five robotic lion like like like like weaponized yeahs,
(31:43):
you know, and they come together. They come together by
themselves they could click, but but they come together as
voltron Um. That's right. I forgot their lions on me.
They're like yeah, yeah, so that was my favor, you know,
I think that was my favorite, and um, the like
like like the one gift my folks got me that
(32:05):
that was you know, every year you have that one
gift you want or whatever whatever your target thing is,
you go your goal for your presence um. And I
think it only happened to me, like really one time,
and it was a Voltron set. My mom gave me
a Voltron set and I was, I was, you know,
just overjoyed. This is all I have, you know, my
(32:27):
favorite things exactly what I wanted. It's so good and
you know and that at the time these are heavy
like die cast me. Yeah, it's like yeah one of
my one of my three most got one. Oh damn.
But I remember the quality of Yeah, yeah, it's heavy duty,
you know, like hours on hours of enjoyment for me. Yes,
(32:51):
it's like that will never break. You know, that's an heirloom.
Pass that down to your kids, you know. So I was,
I was. I was. I was completely, you know, beyond
satisfied and happy. And I guess my mom read in
some newspaper she found out that some of these toys
had lead paint. Yeah, well it didn't all of them,
(33:15):
probably probably. So she sat me down and she gave
me this talk. She just you know, she was like,
this is you know, your favorite boy, but there's some
poison paint, you know, construction, and we threw it away.
You don't even keep one little lying on me. I didn't,
I mean, I it was. I mean, it was a
(33:39):
very like I think it was. It was one of
the only times we had a very open, sincere talk,
you know, about something really important to both of us.
And uh, I don't you know, and I went with that.
I was. I didn't fight. I mean, of course I hurt.
I didn't I didn't put up a protest. We let go.
(34:02):
Oh I'm gonna I'm gonna step in here. Um to
that note, what you just said right now, very similar
thing happened to me on me speaking of humani Um,
what's the god and the the villain Homi and he
man's skeletor. Yeah, okay, so skeletor Homi. I had the
(34:28):
I had the Skeletor's castle on me, you know, and
it had the big skull and my tea. She listens
to this podcast, she's gonna be like felulish she remembers this.
But oh, my dear Linda, hold me. She was all
into church, you know, like hey, you know, you know,
and shout out to him there. I know, church helped
(34:50):
him get to a lot of good places. But this
was more of a phase. And so but she was
in this phase hard on me, and she was like,
that's demonic, it's the devil. She was trying to tell
me that the skeletor on me, and I'm trying to
stay not there at the cartoon. You know, this is
just the merchandizing that they differ. I mean, I didn't
use those big words back then. I'm just saying for
(35:11):
two days thing, but it's basically in so many words,
I was saying, this is the merchandizing for a cartoon.
It's not the devil, you know, and it's the heman.
You know, obviously he's about one. He's got he's got
the bangs and you know, the little straps, a little
tight shorts or everything. He's about one love on me
and anyways, a long story short on me. She convinced
(35:32):
my mommy that this is the devil because they had
a skull. The opening to the castle was a skull.
So I watched her walk outside on me my tea
carrying this thing and lifts up the trash can and
throws my skeletor castle in there and make sure to
crunch it up and break it. And then you know,
(35:53):
your heart in the name of Jesus on me, and
you know, and you know, I'll props to Jesus or everything.
I'm just saying, I don't I think the Jesus would
have been like, hey, it's just a toy, you know,
don't let the devil get that. That would have had
that much power, you know. Yeah, yeah, so, I mean
it was just a weird thing, ain't But I was like,
what do you want me to do it? Because I
(36:14):
was convinced, you know, my mom said, hey, maybe it
is the devil you know something, all right, hey, well
throw it away then. But I was like, dang, yeah,
it was a trip. You you kind of you kind
of went along with it. I mean I had told me.
It's like you said, when you're your parentals, I mean, right,
but how much like how much of it did you
believe that it was? That you were sure there was
(36:35):
no devil involved years after, you know, and it's your
elders ain't like that, you know. I grew up around like,
you know, strong women, spicy latinas and all that on me,
like you know, like my mom had sisters and you know,
and my grandma is a strong woman all that. I mean,
(36:56):
you know, and I'm a little homie. I was probably
like maybe even three ft you know. So they're standing
over you like that, holding the scalar torquas over me,
being like this is that wall and you're looking up
like that like dang. After a while home, you're like, dag,
maybe it is a devil because the way it was, yeah,
the way, Yeah, it's making you fools. Laugh like I mean,
(37:19):
act like that if it's making you fools, you know,
I don't mean to call my mom and like they
are fools but in that moment, it was the right terminology,
you know, like wow, I mean like you're that you
know thing where you're coming and I'm thinking, maybe, okay,
it's not the devil that's inside of that toy, but
overall it will making you feel that way. So if
(37:40):
that's the that thing that you're thinking is doing that,
then throw it away on me. You know, I did
get a little I was crying on me, to be honest,
I cried Scalar torcasle you know, yeah, yeah, me. It
was like the whole thing he had to There was
the skull that was a gate out them mount the
(38:01):
door exactly that it was was like, oh, that's the devil,
and you know, I was like, it's plastic, you know, yeah,
it's a plastic merchandizing thing from my cartoon a you know.
But but you're right. I was like, all right, I
was crying, but hey, throw it away. It's it's the
devil making you pulls act like that. You know. Yeah, yeah, wow, yeah,
(38:21):
thanks for letting me talk about that on me. I
didn't even remember until you said that you had to
throw away your voltron so we could another thing we
connected on a lost earlier earlier connected on plants and
then now lead in plastic. Yeah that deloy Well, thanks
for sharing, man, Yeah, thank you on me or thank you. Yeah,
(38:45):
that's gotta tor castle. That's probably worthy. Oh these days
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Shang Wang on me for being your Thank you, thanks
for having me. Is there anything else you wanna talk
about me? Um? No, Man, I appreciate you. I appreciate
(40:32):
your show. I appreciate what you do. You know. I
feel like you always try to present something positive and
bring some good vibes to folks. Yeah. I mean that's
been a thing that's been helped my life the most,
you know, because I've been stuck in negativity before or
just being like hey, like the world's against me like
all that. But it just got me nowhere on me,
(40:54):
you know what I mean. And when I started to
do just try to do things that make other fools
feel better, it helped for me to feel better. Yeah,
tell me. And then I just continue to do that.
And I said, I mean, I'm here now, and you
know I'm able toga. You want to come kick, You're like,
help me because because you're about the positive vibes, it's good.
(41:16):
It's good vibes, man. Yeah, yeah, and then thank you
on me for because settie on me, you're the one,
You're the one who me. I have that that really
open my mind to like because I've always been like, yeah,
I like nature on me, but it was on that tip,
on that pedal or like like like people on dating apps,
you know, like oh I like traveling, I like hiking.
(41:38):
You know, I was on that tip like I like
nature on me. I'm all about it? You know, are
you all about it? And then I will go on
hips with you and you're like, hey, this is that
right here? And that's right here, and it's like why
don't mean and and then haul like gardener about those
or landscape aout those whatever you want to call them.
Don't like plants certain plants to get rid of other plants,
and too like that whole science behind it crazy Yeah yeah, yeah,
(42:01):
I mean I don't know, you know, I'm I'm i'm
my My knowledge is very superficial, Like I don't know
very much names. I know, I can identify a couple
of different plants, but only by like the slang that
the scientific kind of terms, So like you know, when
I go out there, I'm not I'm not like more
knowledgeable than anybody and then you know the next average person.
I'm just out there just paying attention, you know, Like
(42:23):
I said, I think the diversity, the styles, the textures,
the colors, the shapes, you know, like there's just so
much too um process and to appreciate um and uh yeah,
I think it's it's just My point is it's just
it's it's something any anybody can do, you know, if
you just take a moment to like observe, check it
(42:45):
out and see what you like, what you don't like,
see what draws you in, you know, just follow that. Yeah,
if anything, you put me on that, and now it
will change my whole moody, Like if I'm not feeling
right or something feels off a all goal and just
walking and I'll look pay attention, like you said, just
pay attention on plants who either all different vibes. You
can save it and and I'll even give them voices.
(43:07):
Sometimes it's well saying this to me or not like
a little plant you know or like or like even
like that big cactus full. That's a little flower you like,
but you abut you a little cute you only a
little candle. It's a little cute littlesto color candle for
you to enjoy. You know, it's like I'll give that
voice to that fool, like he's bringing me a game
like and then it kind of makes it like like yeah,
(43:28):
we're all connected or whatever. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah they
all have yeah, they all have a different voice for sure,
you know, yeferent style. Yeah. Yeah. So thank you for
coming on your on me and talking about natures and
everything and uh yeah on me. I'm excited to see
everything else you're gonna do. But for now, to all
the listeners, if you haven't watched Sweet and Juicy on
(43:49):
Netflix starting Shane waging on me, then go watch that
right now on me, or um, do something else and
then do it later on me, all right, so because
you can enjoy it with whoever. I mean, that's what's up.
Yeah man, thank you, thank you so much for people
appreciate it. Thank you, Shane. Wayne sent there for tuning
(44:10):
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That's an opportunity on the get down and if you
(44:32):
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That's what's soft right there.
Yeah, holmi, so you had the because you had glowed
up on me. I didn't even know that that that
was a thing because the so for fools, I don't
know what glowed up is. It's like, uh, you know,
like like a fool like just I don't know, like hey,
(00:20):
like they got better looking or in your case, on me,
you grew your hair out over the pandemics or something.
And then and then I some homegirls were looking you
up online because they were gonna go see you out
there in New York. And then they had seen older
photos of you when you had short hair, and then
but now you have that long hair has like uh,
how do you say? Has she homie? You know? And
(00:42):
they're like, oh, he glowed up And I said growed up?
Like what does that mean? Home? And they gave me
up on it, and I said, oh damgn the homie
glowed up. So people are probably gonna listen to this
and then or watch it and then be like, hey,
let's look what you used to look like. And then
they'll see you at the track and be like, dang,
he did glow up. If your hair is like dang
streaming and all that, Yeah, it looks good. Thanks man, yeah,
(01:03):
I think I learned. You know, no one never told
me what that meant. I think I heard it around
and I heard you say it directly to me via texts,
and then I kind of gather what that meant just
by kind of the context clues. But like, yeah, you know,
I wasn't. It wasn't a change that I expected. There's
(01:25):
just kind of it happened. I never thought I was.
I didn't think I had the head or the hair
to make it happen. You know. Yeah, well, staying on me,
it worked out here. Thanks man. It's like congratulations because
I feel like even a different energy and dang, even
when we got to the old brower, I say, hey,
you're gonna have to get the comfort plus because it's
(01:46):
growed up, you know, and you stay shining. Yeah, your
hair can't shine like this in a camera, dude. Yeah,
I mean yeah, it depends. I mean it could, it could, ye,
but yeah yeah yeah. Um but at holm me. Hey,
we all know there's a lot of podcasts out there
and someone could be like, oh dang, but this one
hopefully we'll have you like damn, what's up? You know?
(02:07):
This is Creeper's Corner with Creeper on the Frankie on
the show a podcast whatever. We got that laughter for
your soul and now to get into the Frankie on
this show. All right, So right now we are Shang
wayang Homie. That's the homie a long time HOMEI thank
you Shan Wayne for coming through homi um. And recently
he dropped a special on Netflix produced by Ali Wang
(02:29):
or directed by Ali Wang and all of that on me.
And it's called Sweet and Juicy Homie. And this one's
glowed up on there and he represented So if you
haven't seen it already, then watch it, homie. But thanks
for blessing us um with your energy and your glowed
up presence and everything on me. Thank you, Thank you Creeper.
Thanks for having me. Man. I'm really I'm really grateful
to be here. Uncle's up. Yeah, I was asking you earlier.
(02:52):
I was like, hey, do you shave your arm fast?
Because sometimes I have to trim mine on me because
they get you know, they get it to where it
looks like up me ary homie and the headlock or
whatever that joke is, it's like it creeps up on me.
So right now I have noticed that it Oh dang,
you know, like if I can't see it coming out,
like if I could look down from these peripherals, like
if I look straight down and I could see it
(03:13):
coming out like that, and it's like, oh mean you know,
it's like they want too much attention. Yeah, you don't
get greedy. Stay you have a nice comfortable little zone
in there in the slovaco underneath in your arm pay
right there, right, it's a chill zone. I mean, you
know what, You're protected, you're shaded, shaded, you're warm, you
know what I'm saying. I know it gets hot in there,
(03:35):
but hey, don't like, you know, you don't need all
that more real estate and to be out there like that,
you know, Yeah, I mean it's not it doesn't look
as clean when it's like, you know, like cracks on
the sidewalk, when the grasses start coming out the side,
and it's like, oh yeah, an extension, you know, like
the yard. This is the yard. And then they try
to they try to find, you know, other places to Hey,
(03:57):
but that's interesting to me. So when there's a cracking
the sidewalk and then the grass or whatever goes in
there to grow in there, are they wrong? Though? You
know what I'm saying because they'd open up that real estate.
I'm not really opening up my armpit real estate. I'm
not saying, hey, you're invited. They're just going on their
own on me. So it would be more like if
the grass or the thing grew over, like the sidewalking
(04:21):
like that right right, right right, which usually gets edged
up right right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so yeah, yeah,
so the metaphor ain't quite the same. You're right, but
but I feel you like, that's interesting on me. It's
kind of like, you know, come in here. Yeah, I mean,
I'm like, I get excited when I see you know,
(04:42):
grass and plants just like bust out of places where
you don't expect them, you know, they're like surprise you. Yeah,
I mean, yeah, no, I appreciate it. When I would
like on that on that bed over there, where the
sidewalk as cracking it and the grass grows in there,
I kind of like, I'm like, you know, yeah, I
kind of have a little celebration in my mind real quick,
like bring the homies in, you know, like they're sticking
(05:05):
in on me. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's inspiring even even
when like uh, like you know, sometimes fool's got to
get U they gotta get a uh, they gotta get
like a tree removed because the route is like busting
up the sidewalk and like you can't be mad at
the tree, homie, you know what I mean, That's that's
(05:26):
life you should have, Like like you know, Harold or
whoever planet that tree back in two or whatever. You know, Hey,
maybe he was like, hey, whatever, like I won't have
to do this. I'll be dead or any by the
time this tree needs to get removed. But it's like
you can't be mad at the tree, you know, like
he's doing what he does. I mean, he's gonna grow. Yeah, man,
(05:46):
you know, only respect that because I've been on hikes
with you. Wo. Man, I appreciate that you love the
nature is and everything, and you get me to think
about it more, you know what I mean, Like like, man,
that's a trip and how different plans told me right
right right? Yeah. I think it's the diversity that really,
you know, it's easy for me to appreciate just because
(06:08):
it's like to me, it's like real life, different styles
right on me, you know, expressions of life. Yeah, you know,
you get all deep like that on yesterday. It's just
like you know that's how they look and and and
you know that's really how they are, like and thing
to be something else. You know, it's honest, right, they're
(06:30):
not running on me, right, They're like, oh, I'm gonna
say like this, so I look like this. They're like
that is it just how I am? Yeah? They comfortable? Yeah, yeah,
that's so Like when I see that, I feel like
it helps me be comfortable. You know. Yeah, he's like
he's doing they're doing it, you know, yeah, yeah yeah
on me. So I'm like, I'm gonna try to be
like that. That's a trip. I don't even ider a
(06:53):
picture like that, but now I think about it, like yeah, yeah,
when you see like you see a female tree like
glowing in the winter, you know, they're kind of you know,
check me out, confident, comfortable, I'm right here on me.
You know, I'm right here for you. Check it out.
You know. Dang, that's a trip. That's beautiful for me.
That's a good word, right, too beautiful to describe that
(07:13):
very beautiful, Yeah, I think so so um even like, hey,
what the thing I dropped out ont too is like
you ever seen those crazy looking tractices on me? We're
like we're like when they flower like a beautiful flower
or come out of it, don't trip me out on
me because they're like they look like they have the
(07:35):
pikas on me, like they're they'll shank you, you know,
but then check out this flower. Right, they look like
like they're tough, but side oh I know I love that.
I love that because yeah they just look like, you know, yeah,
real tough all spikes. Then all day they just make spikes.
One day that like, let's make this like it think
(07:57):
of beauty, you know that on the last for a
couple of days. But yeah, I mean that's a trip
to me, that dangerous spiky cactus and then I grow
these spikes. But watch out boom. Yeah they're surprised. Check
that out. Yeah. It's like they got a sensitive side
to you know. Yeah. Yeah, it's like the buff on
me who like he's down to get emotional with the
(08:17):
other male homie, like hey, homie, I love you, you know,
don't trip Yeah, I know, we gotta be out here
like this looking all tough and everything that's always scared.
I love you. I'm comfortable saying that to you, you know. Yeah, yeah,
but it's saying that to everybody. Yeah, exactly me. Yeah, yeah,
the cactus saying it to her. But yeah, that's confidence
right there. Yeah, yeah, just say it to everybody, let
(08:39):
it be known. And it's a trip because they're not
even thinking like, oh, I gotta look like this so
that I can get hynas or vatos or whatever they're
trying to get because they're not even they don't have
to ram. They don't have to worry about sexual encounters.
They just growing from the earth, you know. Yeah, I
think I think it is a sexual thing though, Oh damn. Yeah,
the flower because they got stamens and pistols like sexual
(09:02):
parts in the flowers. Yeah, like the flowers, they're trying
to trying to get busy. That's that's really most flowers
are about. Yeah, what trip out, So they're trying to
they're trying to ramp or maybe when they blossom, nut
to them, like busting a nut or what I mean,
that's them presenting the nut and then they usually need
(09:24):
something to carry that nut to the partner, you know,
behind whatever. I see. Okay with me, I see, oh,
because yeah, when they bust and then little things fly
from them, it goes into the earth and then boom,
they make another. That's how they make the baby. Yeah,
what a trip. I never thought about it like that. Yeah,
(09:45):
it's very sexual. Next time I see a flower lay
you know you're crazy being a sexual right here on
like that series. That's confidence, that is confidence only, dagn
What a trip, baby. That's why you're all into plants
and they bring all kind of levels of things. It's perverted,
really it is. When me. Yeah, now when I look
(10:07):
at flowers, I'm gonna be like, hen's gonna make me
want to get uh have a do something sexually? Not
right there. I'm not gonna try to do something with
the flower. It'd be weird. Yeah, just put it away.
Save that energy. Energy m a for douche. Right Christmas?
But how can were not wearing your at least sweater?
(10:28):
Will you put on this sweater and broke it? Say?
Oh look at me, I'm having fun with my sweater
with reindeer. Look at how cute I look. It's so
holiday festive. That's bush I don't know about. Yeah, I
think that's kind of fun. You know, did you try
the cheesecake? I made it? What did you bring? I
brought special dish? Bro from my country, Bro it's cupcake
(10:51):
Bro okay, but instead of frosting, Oh, I have cute frosting,
it's twenty percent coca Bro and eighty percent empty Bro
for parting. That sounds interesting. What's it? God, it's called
Molly cocake Bro, No bullshy. Well, I'm sure that delicious.
Yes they are Bro Okay, I already ate saving Bro,
(11:11):
but it doesn't kicked tin bushy. Don't you just love
the holidays. It's so fun. It's so festive. Right, let
me try something. It's nelly catcakes. Let God, office party
party Brotin Bro the no party. They're like, oh, let's
do office party. Let's do think Bro. Let's do quite
(11:34):
elephant Bro Okay, let's drink egg not Bro? Where Santa Hat?
How cute? Bro? Bullshit? Bro? In my country, Bro, we
do holiday like no one else. Bro. Okay, we have
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for your soul and now too. Then to the freaky
king on this show. A So with holidays coming and everything, um,
people like you know what I mean. It's some may
say to me that it's a little bit controversial because
that's there. You know, we have reefs, say we have those,
(14:24):
uh when you come to Little Point, it's there. And
then Christmas treets on me, you know, and they're just hey,
they just cut them right there and take them to
the pad for just two three weeks, like hey, look it,
I got a tree and then boom something just put
it out on the street and you know there's a
little the little pine needles everywhere, and yeah, but that
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was like part of a living thing with me. And
then hey, just for the looks and then you throw
it away, like so what, like you know, what are
your thoughts on that? Because right now everywhere I drive
you see there's a tree tied to somebody's car, and
then you just see the stun up on me and
it kind of is like a little bit like oh yeah,
it's a little violent. Yeah, it's like it's a little
it's like seeing a like an empty tea or something.
(15:08):
I mean, yeah, you know, like it didn't have to
be like that, you know, um yeah, I mean, you know,
I grew up with the Christmas. We grew up with
with with you know, a fake one that you could
you put it in the attic. You know, you bring
it back, you can bring it out. Um. But yeah,
the more I think about how they chopped down like
real trees, I mean, it's nice to have that plant
in your house or what used to be a living plant,
(15:31):
you know, because it smells nice and it looks good,
it looks natural, and it can be very beautiful. Um,
but yeah, when it when it when it's just like
a temporary thing that you you killed, You killed them.
I mean I think what it's cool is there are
programs where you can take the tree and get it replanted.
(15:53):
Oh damg, So I support that. Yeah, yeah, that's a
little extra effort. So wait, look so you leave like
some of the roots, Like I think you can take
the tree and it's sprouting new roots. Damn what a trip.
I think. I might, I might, I might be making
that up, But I think there's some programs to help, like,
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you know, make it feel less yeah, wasteful, and and
and and and the way the way I look at
it home me is like those trees are all like
they're not right in the head home because they grow
more fast. You know, they're all writed out all kinds
of chemicals. So they're kind of like they don't even
know what's going on because they don't have you know
(16:36):
what I mean, why was I grow up around they're all,
you know, they don't really know what's going on. They
just need to get fed and they're kind of yeah,
I mean they're kind of like the the the bodies
and the matrix you know, when they're just being bred
that one thing, but they're not being acknowledged for their
(16:56):
whole life, like they're not they're not the whole trees.
I mean, we don't we don't appreciate them as you know, yeah, right,
like you're just here to provide for that little that
one time you have a little to three weeks. Yeah,
so it's kind of degrading. I would I would think
a little matrix body trees yeah, dang me. Yeah, that's
(17:18):
a trip um. Yeah. Or they could be like there's
a positive way to look at it, like maybe there's
a little young tree like and he's like, I can't
wait till Christmas, you know, because I'm not being somebody's
pad like shining. They're gonna put all these decorations on me.
It's like a feemale like party, homie that there get
(17:40):
to be a part of for like two three weeks,
you know, right right, and they're like maybe like after
Christmas they're like, all right, I'm done. You know. It's
like when you're at the party too long. Yeah, you're
waiting for the homies. Maybe they're like, hey, it's our
Christmas over, like you know, just put me down already
to go. Yeah. You know, some poles keep their Christmas
tree like all past decent or past the January on me. Yeah.
(18:02):
I even heard some fool to day that they some
keep it all like ut St. Patrick's Day on me.
What's that? It's the march march on me. Yeah, and
they'll keep it right there to be. Oh no, because
the crowers and yeah, yeah yeah I think I think
I think that that happened. Yeah, that in my cousin's house.
They did that. Just you know, it's still it's still.
(18:24):
It still looks good. Yeah, you know they those needles
keep pretty well. Yeah, if you keep keep watering it
and all that on me. Yeah, they smell nice, dude,
it's a nice I mean. The thing about the reeds
is that you don't have to kill the whole plan.
You can cut like trimmings. Yeah. Some reefs crazy on me,
(18:47):
like gig you know, yeah, I like a big reef
like the ones that yeah, like the the ones that
like Macy's or places like that, like department stories, but
you know, they don't sell them. It's for their story,
like like a company, like yeah, you know, put that
together for him. It's like, oh dang, and it's a
lie or you know, still green or whatever. It's like,
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you know, it's kind of cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Macy's
on some other level. I like. I like it when
it's more just like a household. Yeah, somebody's bad. Yeah yeah,
and then Homie, you know what other planet is around
the holidays? Speaking of flowers and rammings, hotel me, I haven't, Yeah,
(19:30):
I haven't. I haven't really I thought about the message
how much these days. Oh you haven't looking at all
those flowers giving those central thoughts and you haven't. I
don't even I don't. I haven't seen them. Yeah, they're little,
a little they're just a little that they tie a
little string around them, and they're just sometimes you don't
even know men, and that that's the where it's like
(19:52):
you need you know, like uh, growing a guy or whatever,
Homie or whatever, somebody's into or whatever. I don't know
that calculations of it or whatever. And then if they're
like they don't even know me and the rate they're
talking to maybe having a connection and then like homies
like hey, you guys, look up there, and then they
just take all their clothes the ramming right there, not
(20:15):
to play. Yeah, yeah, that's exciting, But that's a trip
on means speaking, a sexual thing, like how that's just accepted,
like the missiletoe, like to make out right, Yeah, that's
an interesting tradition. I don't know where that came from.
I mean, but it makes sense, you know if it's Yeah,
we already established nature's very sexual. Yeah, that's correct. I
(20:37):
want to google they were. I want to google where
the missiletoe pellow came from because that's a trip on me,
just because that little planter and it's not like, to
my understanding, on me, it's not just like hey, you
gotta give him a peck on the cheek. It's like
norful you fools out to like French kids right now,
I'm using tongue and everything. Yeah, that's like missiletoe, kissie,
(20:57):
that's missiletoe. Yeah, otherwise don't count. Yeah, I mean, so
that's that trip. So, I mean, what's it been? And
we got to look that up? Change your life? Maybe?
You know, hey, ro can we look up the the
origins of the missile Tommy? All right? Yeah it could be.
I wonder what's a statistic on the couples that are
(21:18):
married that man under our missiletone? Like where the sparks
the worldwide numbers? Yeah, I mean that's probably I wonder
how far that goes, Like what other countries would do that?
Like ken, does Canada mess with the missiletoe? I'm assuming
so because they're right there, but also is in Santa
CLAUSI he's been on the kicking in Canada. All yeah, yeah,
he's global. Yeah, you're right, he goes everywhere on mess
(21:46):
all right, It says the serving class of Victorian England
is credited with perpetuating the tradition. The tradition dictated that
a man was allowed to kiss any woman standing underneath
a miss told me, and that bad luck would befall
any woman who refused the kiss. Dang alright. A one
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variation on the tradition stated that way each kiss, a
berry was to be plucked from the missile told me
and that the kissing must stop after the berries had
been removed. People have reportedly been poisoned and died from
consuming missile told me all right, okay, let me go
a little bit. Okay. From at least the mid nineteenth
(22:33):
century Caribbean herbalist of African descent I referred to the
missilete as god bush. In Nepal, diverse missile tolls are
used for a variety of medical purposes, particularly for treating
broken bones on me dang. Missilete is the floral emblem
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of the U s state of Oklahoma and the flower
of the UK County of harold Fordshire. Every year, the
UK town of Timbury Wells holds a Missiletol festival and
crowns a missiletold Queen Dang, so that the Missiletoad queen
must be like the local hood at like everybody's making
(23:14):
out with her homi or prior everybody rammed he or whatever,
and then they she probably broke pelvit bones from ramming
fulls so hard, and so that's how they used the
missiletote to help to heal her bones, so she'll be
ready for the next festival. Damn, that's a trip. That's
a little bit, especially nowadays on me like the whole Like, hey,
(23:35):
like the Dina will get bad luck if she don't
make out with you, Like damn what if? Like it's
an ugly wa though you know, Hey, you're under the
missile tool. Yeah, you're gonna get bad luck if you
don't make all of me right now. And it's like right,
you know, but she has to do it, I guess so,
but like what's the words bad luck or or him?
You know that's bad luck too. Yeah, they got this
(23:58):
right here carrying around missile tools danger. I mean that's
for the listeners. Yeah, he's like an old school looking
for and he has like a big stick he's carrying
over his shoulder and then hanging from it as batch
as a mistletoe. And so he's probably making out with
all kinds of han us or whoever he wants something
(24:18):
out with. I mean he's yeah, he's got a lot
of a lot of berries. That's a trip. Thought they
start making out and somebody has to pluck the berry
before they could stop making out. Damn, what a trip.
That's interesting. Man, dams some plant stakes got a lot
of different places on me. M m m m m
(24:40):
m m. I ain't doing everybody, Rudy rob dree is, Yeah,
hope everybody's every good Holidays, A female holidays, noth Christmas
in nor Walk reminds me of my girl. Every time
must see your missr Toll, I think about how she
(25:03):
rocked my world. Now she's in another man's arms, sitting
by Christmas tree, same big one. I bothered her back
in two thousand breathe and we worked together the Red
ups Or. She was a flirt who I said, it's
saying to bring a prison for me. That's when she
(25:24):
lifted up her skirt and said. She asked me if
I was naughty, A nice, naughty nice? I didn't think twice.
Never forget that Christmas present between her thighs, her must
China between her thighs. Christmas and Norwalk, baby, right between
those ties, I had a fear man Christmas and Norwalk
(25:49):
and she said, don't give a rooty to keep going.
And said, don't worry, baby, I'm gonna keep pounding you
till New Year. It's a Christmas and Norwalk Christmas and
no wa Christmas and no God bless our seasonal workers.
(26:13):
Rudy rodrig years. I grew up. I grew up in
an immigrant family, like my folks came to America, you know,
in the early eighties. I was a baby. So were
they familiar with Christmas activities? I don't. I mean not
in the way that mainstream is familiar with Christmas activities.
(26:33):
You know. Like there I remember when we were kids,
there was a m you know, there was the idea
of Santa Claus, you know, like somebody was going to
come into the house and bring gifts. And so at
the time, it was me and a bunch of cousins
and you know, and the kids are excited. The kids
(26:54):
are waiting for the gifts. This man to bring these gifts. Um.
But the way they did it, it was, you know,
usually you're supposed to go to bed, you remember, we
leave some cookies and milk out, You're right to know,
and then you got to sleep. And then the next morning,
you know, you wake up and there's a full tree
or gifts, you know. Um. But my family, I don't
(27:17):
think they really understood that whole process. So what happened
was they just they gather all the kids. They correct,
they locked us into the bathroom and they we stayed there,
like just in the dark for like a minute, and
then they brought the gifts out and then when we
came outside, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, So Santa Claus was
(27:40):
a different It was slightly different. It was a slightly
different variation of Santa Claus. You know. There was a bathroom,
a dark bathroom like holding area, and then yeah, yeah,
kind of fast forward, like they don't want to wait,
(28:02):
like everybody's getting together Christmas Eve, let's do the gifts
now we're gonna come back or whatever. So everybody they
just kind of fast forward the whole thing. Kids go
in the bathroom time, you know, come out and and
then let's just start, you know. Yeah, yeah, I would
leave a little or we will leave me and my
(28:24):
me and my Mona would leave a little and wake
up in the morning and yeah, with a little bit
of milk and a cookie and like thee husk would
be like that, like you know that, yeah, Amy and
a mess. You can. He's got things to do, yeah,
you know, he's got a lot of gifts to deliver
one night, so I understand that he just time to
(28:46):
throw away the husk, you know. Yeah, but you you
appreciate that it's kind of like tracking an animal, like
you know, like some evidence. You're like, oh see he
took a bite here, he left some crumbs here, you know,
you kind of retrace his steps. Yeah, And I was
I was thinking, like, like, just to know that something
like stomless, it was like it would pump me up
(29:09):
on me because I would thinking like he probat comes
on that chimney, you know, it comes down the chimney,
and he's thinking, like, no disrespect to any other hid
there or two white people or whatever. But he's probably like,
oh man, it's going to be the basic things again,
and I hope it's you know, I hope it's a Mexican.
And then he looks and it's about my leg. He's like, oh,
you know whatever, it gets a little ompen instead bag,
(29:31):
you know, probably the Reindeers. Hey we got another one side. Yeah,
I can see how that makes you feel good. Right,
I'm proud. Yeah, that's like that's I love that he
loves our offerings, you know, yeah, yeah specifically right, yeah, yea.
You know there was only a couple of years thea
(29:51):
that I wasn't acting right. Uh, but you know, have
good people around me. Um that led me into the
right direction. So I got back to uh to the
nice list on me and that fools. You know, it
kept coming pretty consistently. You know, make sure that chimney
is nicely, you know, not you don't get ashes all
over him. You know, we don't like burn a fire
(30:13):
that night before and then just leave it, you know,
littlettle passage for that fool, you know, my larrators. That's
nice man, that's beautiful. Yeah, I got love for something
on me straight up. Yeah. Hey, so Christmas coming on
me and gifts and all that. What growing up here?
What was the best gift you've ever got? I you know,
(30:34):
my my favorite, My favorite was Voltron Oh damn you know. Yeah.
I used to mess with he man too. Yeah yeah, yeah,
hello little bangs, don'tber him man kind of Yeah, he
got a weird don't little weird weird style. Yeah, like
(30:55):
he could be at like after hours warehouse party club. Yeah,
I get down. Yeah. Yeah, that's a pretty a bold look.
Yeah bang, like the bangs and then the hair cut
right here, like I said, but he's all buff and like, yeah,
don't don't talk about us about my hair right now. Yeah,
I mean he got pretty. It's pretty and he's buff
(31:17):
and he's pretty, you know, he's pretty and then he
has a most masculine name. Homi man. I know he
got he got all of whatever the pronouns. Yeah, that's
an interesting about them. Anyway, was you know that was
like five robotic lion like like like like weaponized yeahs,
(31:43):
you know, and they come together. They come together by
themselves they could click, but but they come together as
voltron Um. That's right. I forgot their lions on me.
They're like yeah, yeah, so that was my favor, you know,
I think that was my favorite, and um, the like
like like the one gift my folks got me that
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that was you know, every year you have that one
gift you want or whatever whatever your target thing is,
you go your goal for your presence um. And I
think it only happened to me, like really one time,
and it was a Voltron set. My mom gave me
a Voltron set and I was, I was, you know,
just overjoyed. This is all I have, you know, my
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favorite things exactly what I wanted. It's so good and
you know and that at the time these are heavy
like die cast me. Yeah, it's like yeah one of
my one of my three most got one. Oh damn.
But I remember the quality of Yeah, yeah, it's heavy duty,
you know, like hours on hours of enjoyment for me. Yes,
(32:51):
it's like that will never break. You know, that's an heirloom.
Pass that down to your kids, you know. So I was,
I was. I was. I was completely, you know, beyond
satisfied and happy. And I guess my mom read in
some newspaper she found out that some of these toys
had lead paint. Yeah, well it didn't all of them,
(33:15):
probably probably. So she sat me down and she gave
me this talk. She just you know, she was like,
this is you know, your favorite boy, but there's some
poison paint, you know, construction, and we threw it away.
You don't even keep one little lying on me. I didn't,
I mean, I it was. I mean, it was a
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very like I think it was. It was one of
the only times we had a very open, sincere talk,
you know, about something really important to both of us.
And uh, I don't you know, and I went with that.
I was. I didn't fight. I mean, of course I hurt.
I didn't I didn't put up a protest. We let go.
(34:02):
Oh I'm gonna I'm gonna step in here. Um to
that note, what you just said right now, very similar
thing happened to me on me speaking of humani Um,
what's the god and the the villain Homi and he
man's skeletor. Yeah, okay, so skeletor Homi. I had the
(34:28):
I had the Skeletor's castle on me, you know, and
it had the big skull and my tea. She listens
to this podcast, she's gonna be like felulish she remembers this.
But oh, my dear Linda, hold me. She was all
into church, you know, like hey, you know, you know,
and shout out to him there. I know, church helped
(34:50):
him get to a lot of good places. But this
was more of a phase. And so but she was
in this phase hard on me, and she was like,
that's demonic, it's the devil. She was trying to tell
me that the skeletor on me, and I'm trying to
stay not there at the cartoon. You know, this is
just the merchandizing that they differ. I mean, I didn't
use those big words back then. I'm just saying for
(35:11):
two days thing, but it's basically in so many words,
I was saying, this is the merchandizing for a cartoon.
It's not the devil, you know, and it's the heman.
You know, obviously he's about one. He's got he's got
the bangs and you know, the little straps, a little
tight shorts or everything. He's about one love on me
and anyways, a long story short on me. She convinced
(35:32):
my mommy that this is the devil because they had
a skull. The opening to the castle was a skull.
So I watched her walk outside on me my tea
carrying this thing and lifts up the trash can and
throws my skeletor castle in there and make sure to
crunch it up and break it. And then you know,
(35:53):
your heart in the name of Jesus on me, and
you know, and you know, I'll props to Jesus or everything.
I'm just saying, I don't I think the Jesus would
have been like, hey, it's just a toy, you know,
don't let the devil get that. That would have had
that much power, you know. Yeah, yeah, so, I mean
it was just a weird thing, ain't But I was like,
what do you want me to do it? Because I
(36:14):
was convinced, you know, my mom said, hey, maybe it
is the devil you know something, all right, hey, well
throw it away then. But I was like, dang, yeah,
it was a trip. You you kind of you kind
of went along with it. I mean I had told me.
It's like you said, when you're your parentals, I mean, right,
but how much like how much of it did you
believe that it was? That you were sure there was
(36:35):
no devil involved years after, you know, and it's your
elders ain't like that, you know. I grew up around like,
you know, strong women, spicy latinas and all that on me,
like you know, like my mom had sisters and you know,
and my grandma is a strong woman all that. I mean,
(36:56):
you know, and I'm a little homie. I was probably
like maybe even three ft you know. So they're standing
over you like that, holding the scalar torquas over me,
being like this is that wall and you're looking up
like that like dang. After a while home, you're like, dag,
maybe it is a devil because the way it was, yeah,
the way, Yeah, it's making you fools. Laugh like I mean,
(37:19):
act like that if it's making you fools, you know,
I don't mean to call my mom and like they
are fools but in that moment, it was the right terminology,
you know, like wow, I mean like you're that you
know thing where you're coming and I'm thinking, maybe, okay,
it's not the devil that's inside of that toy, but
overall it will making you feel that way. So if
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that's the that thing that you're thinking is doing that,
then throw it away on me. You know, I did
get a little I was crying on me, to be honest,
I cried Scalar torcasle you know, yeah, yeah, me. It
was like the whole thing he had to There was
the skull that was a gate out them mount the
(38:01):
door exactly that it was was like, oh, that's the devil,
and you know, I was like, it's plastic, you know, yeah,
it's a plastic merchandizing thing from my cartoon a you know.
But but you're right. I was like, all right, I
was crying, but hey, throw it away. It's it's the
devil making you pulls act like that. You know. Yeah, yeah, wow, yeah,
(38:21):
thanks for letting me talk about that on me. I
didn't even remember until you said that you had to
throw away your voltron so we could another thing we
connected on a lost earlier earlier connected on plants and
then now lead in plastic. Yeah that deloy Well, thanks
for sharing, man, Yeah, thank you on me or thank you. Yeah,
(38:45):
that's gotta tor castle. That's probably worthy. Oh these days
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m m m m m m wow. Thank you too,
Shang Wang on me for being your Thank you, thanks
for having me. Is there anything else you wanna talk
about me? Um? No, Man, I appreciate you. I appreciate
(40:32):
your show. I appreciate what you do. You know. I
feel like you always try to present something positive and
bring some good vibes to folks. Yeah. I mean that's
been a thing that's been helped my life the most,
you know, because I've been stuck in negativity before or
just being like hey, like the world's against me like
all that. But it just got me nowhere on me,
(40:54):
you know what I mean. And when I started to
do just try to do things that make other fools
feel better, it helped for me to feel better. Yeah,
tell me. And then I just continue to do that.
And I said, I mean, I'm here now, and you
know I'm able toga. You want to come kick, You're like,
help me because because you're about the positive vibes, it's good.
(41:16):
It's good vibes, man. Yeah, yeah, and then thank you
on me for because settie on me, you're the one,
You're the one who me. I have that that really
open my mind to like because I've always been like, yeah,
I like nature on me, but it was on that tip,
on that pedal or like like like people on dating apps,
you know, like oh I like traveling, I like hiking.
(41:38):
You know, I was on that tip like I like
nature on me. I'm all about it? You know, are
you all about it? And then I will go on
hips with you and you're like, hey, this is that
right here? And that's right here, and it's like why
don't mean and and then haul like gardener about those
or landscape aout those whatever you want to call them.
Don't like plants certain plants to get rid of other plants,
and too like that whole science behind it crazy Yeah yeah, yeah,
(42:01):
I mean I don't know, you know, I'm I'm i'm
my My knowledge is very superficial, Like I don't know
very much names. I know, I can identify a couple
of different plants, but only by like the slang that
the scientific kind of terms, So like you know, when
I go out there, I'm not I'm not like more
knowledgeable than anybody and then you know the next average person.
I'm just out there just paying attention, you know, Like
(42:23):
I said, I think the diversity, the styles, the textures,
the colors, the shapes, you know, like there's just so
much too um process and to appreciate um and uh yeah,
I think it's it's just My point is it's just
it's it's something any anybody can do, you know, if
you just take a moment to like observe, check it
(42:45):
out and see what you like, what you don't like,
see what draws you in, you know, just follow that. Yeah,
if anything, you put me on that, and now it
will change my whole moody, Like if I'm not feeling
right or something feels off a all goal and just
walking and I'll look pay attention, like you said, just
pay attention on plants who either all different vibes. You
can save it and and I'll even give them voices.
(43:07):
Sometimes it's well saying this to me or not like
a little plant you know or like or like even
like that big cactus full. That's a little flower you like,
but you abut you a little cute you only a
little candle. It's a little cute littlesto color candle for
you to enjoy. You know, it's like I'll give that
voice to that fool, like he's bringing me a game
like and then it kind of makes it like like yeah,
(43:28):
we're all connected or whatever. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah they
all have yeah, they all have a different voice for sure,
you know, yeferent style. Yeah. Yeah. So thank you for
coming on your on me and talking about natures and
everything and uh yeah on me. I'm excited to see
everything else you're gonna do. But for now, to all
the listeners, if you haven't watched Sweet and Juicy on
(43:49):
Netflix starting Shane waging on me, then go watch that
right now on me, or um, do something else and
then do it later on me, all right, so because
you can enjoy it with whoever. I mean, that's what's up.
Yeah man, thank you, thank you so much for people
appreciate it. Thank you, Shane. Wayne sent there for tuning
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