December 1, 2023 • 40 mins
Friday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, We’ll sing along with the Happy Boy song - and Bang on the Work Day Drum.. - We’ve also got 10 slogans rejected by Motel 6.. - The Not Ready for Drive-Time Players perform “The Night Of Sneaks & Slime-balls”.. - The Redneck Joan Jett sings “I Love Santa Claus” (Billy’s favorite).. - and Tom Sorensen recaps the week’s NFL action and picks the winners for the week to come!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:52):
Garga Doodle dooo, hopping Adam? It is Friday? Isn't that
the best thing to hear? When you know it?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Up?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
It's Friday? Worked for me.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
December the first two starting brand new month? Here Christmas
time for right? Look at all these smiling faces in there.
Y'all just happen to be here too.
Speaker 5 (01:14):
Ain't where one of the other studio?
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Right?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Well, let's see it was. Let me choose to celebrate
the national day.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Here's a bunch of them the first day of December,
National Pie Day.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
Oh did you have a pumpkin pie? Thanksgiving?
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Uh? No, man, I had a good old pile booger
branch Bob Jackie boy down, the old man that makes
some good pies. Got a coconut pie, got a chest pie.
It was on that had that too.
Speaker 6 (01:46):
I haven't had a good chest piece of chest pie
in a long time.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
I did. My wife accidentally made a good Really, she's
been trying for a while. Use a chest pie.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
It's like some like soft and I don't know exactly,
Like chess is soft in the middle, Yeah, like pie
bush to be, but you gotta refrigerate and all this
is soft soft stuff. I don't like a custard, Yeah,
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something like that.
Speaker 6 (02:19):
It's extra pie ish on the inside.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
Well, we get a pumpkin pie, but we get it
from Costco because it's the best.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
You get everything from cost Well, a lot of stuff.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
Yeah, but but I'll bring you one because it's this big.
I'm not it's like a.
Speaker 7 (02:32):
Huge lights up eight dollars good.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
I'll even pay you half all half of it. Okay,
So what about eat a red apple Day?
Speaker 5 (02:44):
That'd be good.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
There's National bartender Day, National fall Fur Day, Fake fake
Fur four four five, National all Is, National Rose Up
Parks Day.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Let's bring in great Tim Wilson for that.
Speaker 8 (03:01):
Good morning, Uncle b S.
Speaker 9 (03:03):
Where were you?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
December nineteen fifty five.
Speaker 10 (03:07):
December nineteen fifty five, City bus driver, Montgomery, Alabama, rass
let us staring will trying to get a fourteen year
old to turn Elvis down so we could trigger out
how mean black people like going squeeze on and still
have room up front by the white best looking woman
in North America crawls on my bus proving side, hair
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legs up to her high and end forty d cups,
staring me right square of me. Nights I'm hoping she'll
sit in the third seat from the front, my eyebawling seat.
Look up in the rear view mirror of the bus.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Down a.
Speaker 10 (03:42):
Rosa Parks ain't in my eyeballing I sit here, look
at Rosa for the next fifteen miles, or get hurt
to get up and give miss nood Alabama hears.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Rose and nose.
Speaker 10 (03:54):
I ain't had a date in six months. Pickt today
to turn into a civil rights morning.
Speaker 11 (04:00):
Just goes to show.
Speaker 10 (04:01):
Every time I say a good looking woman, somebody makes
I've had her.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Okase there what funny rising? Alright? So NISI Rosa Parks day?
Will I go Rosa? All right?
Speaker 4 (04:14):
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Speaker 2 (04:41):
Good website as well.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Look at three dates in history where we'll get our
categories December. The first There was nineteen thirteen the first
automobile service station in the US, opening Pittsburgh. It was
a twenty four hour drive in station owned by Golf Oil,
featured free crank case service. The station sold thirty gallons
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of gas on its first day. Move up to nineteen
eighty eight. NBC built a record four hundred and one
million the capture rights to the ninety two Barcelona Olympics.
They were then triple cast part of it on pay
per view and the experiment Bomb.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
Oh yeah, they spent a ton of money and big anything.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
I remember that they took a lot of ribbing for
it too.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Move up to nineteen ninety two, Amy Fisher was sent
us to five to fifteen years in prison for shooting
and seriously wounding Mary Joe Butafuco. Within a year there
were three TV movies about the case.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Well, there you go.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
There's our categories one eight hundred, Big shows you told
free line, come on, play out birds next, good Morning,
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it's a.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Big show on the radio.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Friday, December the first, and today's pet track from the
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Red Collins, Happy Honda Days. Search for key words Honda.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
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Speaker 4 (06:35):
And right now, Well, Upburst, let's play Upburst.
Speaker 6 (06:42):
It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 12 (06:46):
Shon, Boy and Billy give the prizes from the Big
Prize per Let's go contested number one. This should really
be a lot of fun. Win your outburst, have them
Mary up and gas time. But you love the best time.
You love a big shots.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
Let's say hey Gary from Knox Fell and us say
we shot good morning Gary, good morning, hey body, welcome
in here, not on, not on, right on, moody. Let
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us get that, get you through these categories and get
that winning beginning.
Speaker 11 (07:33):
No, right, you got it?
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Well, there we go in five seconds. Three things done
at a full service gas station.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Ready to go.
Speaker 11 (07:44):
Oh kay, I'm gonna pump gas, cling my windshield and
put there in my tire, but not necessarily in that order.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
Look at you yeah, back when I was bumpa gas.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Yeah, man, I'd washed the windshield. The heartbeats run around
the tired Oh man, I do I do?
Speaker 4 (08:00):
The side was was baby doll in there? That's selective service.
I was sixteen years old. It's my first job.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
I don't know what. I want to know how I
got oh read brasing?
Speaker 5 (08:17):
But how did that happened?
Speaker 2 (08:19):
I lived close to it all. It was cross missus
Mortisen's field.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
That was their at work, and he was when he
had me bagging leaves in his yard, and then he
said he'd graduate me to the pump.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
So I thought that was a pretty good deal. This
has sounded like something.
Speaker 13 (08:36):
Right.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Well, go Gary, you got through that category one.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
Okay, Now, oh you got this. Three places to watch sports,
ready to go.
Speaker 11 (08:48):
I'm gonna go in a stadium, in a bar, and
at home.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
All right.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
And for the wind. Three reasons people go to prison,
Ready to go.
Speaker 11 (09:01):
I'm gonna say murder, manslaughter, and of course selling drugs.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
We've heard you say that wind Right there there you
jellyboard and billy bucket filled with liquid performance automotive cleaning
and detailing products, and over Knoxville for.
Speaker 11 (09:18):
You, beautiful beautiful.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Yeah you hang on.
Speaker 11 (09:22):
Well, I was wonder if I get a quick shout out.
Oh yeah, you recall last time I talked to you
building the Flat Rock Motor Club and Western Tennessee, and
we are not far from being ready to be on
the track. We got a full circuit already paid over
three miles.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
All right, so give it out the dress where you are,
what's happening so our listeners around you can take advantage
of that.
Speaker 5 (09:47):
Oh, we don't want people coming over.
Speaker 11 (09:50):
Right now. You take I forty I forty west coming
from where you guys are, and you get off at
the Westill exit in Western Tennessee, and it's gonna be
Flat Rock Motor Club. It's private motor club, but there's
gonna be track days for the public, and donna have concerts.
We've got stage going in and it's a pretty big deal.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
Well I got it now, flat Rock Motor Club. The
first time I thought you said flat Rock Murder Club. No,
you're back to prison again. I was trying to find
out that Rabbit club last time I saw it in
Tennessee and Saddy Daisy right, okayh No, you worked out y'all.
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Check out flat Rock motor Club.
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All right, yere flat Rockmotorclubexperience dot com.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
Okay, good deal, buddy, I garb you hang on with Jackie.
There's the bottom of the hour right down on top
of your news. The first day is Friday morning.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
I got a call off happy boys.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
On the other side, Bill happy hell, Good morning, big
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shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Yes Friday nowhere, happy boys.
Speaker 14 (11:42):
I was walking down the street on a sunny day,
feeling in my bones, says I have my weed bubble.
Ima hap to be boys, Fama, happen to be boys.
Oh we did good.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
When things are going here? We hey, my little box
spot got hit back. Car ub hub hub Hubbo but
his guns in the box and put him in the drawer.
Speaker 14 (12:05):
I'm a happy boy. I'm a happy boy. Oh in
and good when things are going here. We hey hey,
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oh for god, all about it for a month and
a half, Hubbs. I looked into the drawer and started
to last hubbub because i'ma have to be BOYMA have
me boy, Oh in the good when things are going here,
we hey, hey.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Good morning. It's a big show on a radio.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
And now, ladies and gentlemen, it's time once again for
I'm a mysterious visitor from the east. They all seeing,
all knowing and former left side fern on between two
ferns with Zach Gallifanakis Tarmac the Magnificent.
Speaker 6 (13:38):
I'm looking on her doing.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Tarbag.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
I hold in my hands the envelopes as a child
of four completely see these omelopes are hermetically sealed.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
They be kept in the mayonnaise.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
Jar and little oozy verts underwear drawers since noon yesterday.
So no one knows the contents of these omelopes, but
you and your mystical and semi divine way. We'll ascertain
the answers to these questions, having never before seen the questions.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Are you ready?
Speaker 6 (14:06):
Yes, I'm gonna need some hand sanitizer right after.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
We finish this. I have love number one.
Speaker 6 (14:13):
Gonna find out who's naughty and nice.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Gonna find out who's naughty or nice?
Speaker 6 (14:23):
Why did Santa Claus join match dot Com?
Speaker 2 (14:29):
I have a love number two.
Speaker 6 (14:32):
The poles are officially open.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
The poles are officially opens.
Speaker 6 (14:39):
What's the first thing a stripper hears when she gets
to work.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
I've a love number three?
Speaker 6 (14:49):
John Wick four and Men in Black two.
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John Wick four and Men in Black two.
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What was the final score of the john Wick Men
in black Game covered?
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Hovelope number four?
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Rudy Tooty Fresh and Fruity.
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Rudy Tooty, Fresh and Fruity.
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only lasted a half a season.
Speaker 4 (15:27):
They were A hovelope number five, Maroon five, Maroon five?
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What did Gilligan and the Skipper do?
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It's funny because it's true, all right?
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Good hovelope number six?
Speaker 6 (15:52):
Here Undercover Boss Master Chef Junior and Doctor pimple Popper.
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Undercover Boss Master Chef Junior and Doctor pimple Pauper.
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Name three superheroes rejected by the.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
Avengers avelone number seven point break point break?
Speaker 6 (16:23):
Why did Tanto go to the pencil sharpener?
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Yes, again, it's funny.
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O double G.
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What's Dolly Parton's braces.
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Alone? Number nine? O?
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Zempic eloquist Otesla and zell Jans.
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Hmmm ozimpic eloquist O, Zella and zell Jan's close enough?
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Guess named the Real Housewives of Atlanta?
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Is that funny?
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Through Tarmac Guy, hold in my hands?
Speaker 2 (17:21):
The final level of the.
Speaker 6 (17:28):
Why don't you run up an alley and holler f you?
Slightly below sea level?
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Slightly below sea levels.
Speaker 6 (17:41):
Describe John Boy's best report card.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
Ever Tarmac, No magnificent, everybody.
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You who part time receptionist, bab's wrangler, and still a
thigh thick Bill m kracken here telling you that no
matter which way you swing, there's something for everyone right
here on the Big Show with John Boy and Billy.
I mean, as long as your expectations aren't too high,
and you don't mind that it's coated in grillin sauce to.
Speaker 16 (18:15):
The Mini Cooper, Carry on straight, people.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Good morning is close? Is John Boy bullin a gag?
Speaker 8 (18:59):
I was that close?
Speaker 2 (19:02):
I'm saying, now you.
Speaker 4 (19:06):
Well now Friday morning song, I get to work, get
to the weekend, out of my way.
Speaker 17 (19:17):
Stuck in traffic behind the Grandmama going so slow and
because it being drama, not hunking.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
But I really really water.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
If she don't get.
Speaker 17 (19:26):
Moving, gonna put her in trauma. She goes slower and
it's making deem madder. All the coffee is streaming on
my bladder. Gotta find some playth I making gladder rolling
down my window, streaming because we're at her old hag
in a hoo dements of a sheet.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Can't drive, can't hear, can't see me.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
I'm gonna have to.
Speaker 17 (19:44):
Go change my khaki, protsy up my car on covered
in paint pee, out of a way, out of a way,
out of a way, now out of a way, out
of a way, out of my way, now out of
a way, out of a way, out of away. Now
it paints you a little guy, and you don't want
to cross ta market in the express lane.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Lets the twelve.
Speaker 17 (20:02):
It him seems burning down plane following rules, don't take
have a brain. But the guy in front of me
and driving me insane. He's a typical young bean douchebag,
probably married to sucker mom nag nag huts a moon
and starting ten.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Sang on a bull and he's waving a red flag.
Speaker 17 (20:20):
Fire fancy brackers two pour his soup fund who still
tissue the white piss poop punk You know what, butcher
gotta beat ring poopun penny pulls out of big bunch
of coupons. Out of a way, out of a way,
out of away, now out of a way, out of
a way, out of a way, now out of a way,
out of a way, out of a way.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
Now.
Speaker 17 (20:38):
I'm not sure you heard me, so I say it again.
Fool out of a way, out of a way, out
of away, now, out of a way, out of a way,
out of away, now, out of a way, out of
a way.
Speaker 18 (20:47):
Out of away.
Speaker 17 (20:48):
Now I'm a straight up firecracker, gonna blow up son.
Speaker 19 (20:56):
After a long day.
Speaker 17 (20:58):
This was the last straw the rope by a group
of bad teeth. Bom got the mask something girls been
no brock and they don't move going through one like
a bussaw cry. Baby's all dumber than a pantstump each month,
gonna iq of course jump they hate because I'm olding
for Donald Trump. They're all lining up to be a
human beef bum. Just then, a pimple face colored brand
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reaches in my car, trying to take my maga had
HiT's my window when the Loudville slugger band. Thanks to him,
I got something A man out of a way, out
of a way, out of away, now, out of a way,
out of a way, out of away, now, out of
a way, out of a way, out of a way.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
Now.
Speaker 17 (21:35):
If your parents won't teach a matter, pobie, I will
kind of work again. I'm busy making pizza. Pizza run again,
person bay to meet you. Lucy R is the one
who's gonna see you about that time in walks. Fat Lisa,
Fat Lisa is a local whiteload. Smells like a county
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fair comboat. Gotta do chin like us walk Hold, she's
so pitching, got her own damp sif coat at the
counter making up her mind. Smelling like a rock port ride.
Now the dumbs gang is holding up. Then get my
kettle pride and I stick it over for me.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
And I'm away. Out of the way.
Speaker 17 (22:16):
I'm away now, I'm away, out of away, out of away.
Now I'm away, out of away, I'm away.
Speaker 18 (22:22):
Now you picked the wrong date to push my boots.
Speaker 17 (22:24):
Bake gottam a way.
Speaker 6 (22:27):
Now I'm away.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
Now out of a way.
Speaker 5 (22:30):
Now look out of my way.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Down, I'm out of a way.
Speaker 8 (22:34):
Out of a way, now away, out of a way,
out of away.
Speaker 16 (22:37):
Now, damn ricky way tell you that now you get
out of my way. Don't get I think I are
you out.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
I'm away now out of my way, please and thank you.
Speaker 10 (22:58):
I think they get it.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Good morning.
Speaker 4 (23:03):
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Speaker 2 (23:32):
Hang on, we'll play for it in minutes. Where's that
Friday morning song?
Speaker 20 (23:38):
And before eleven o'clock tonight, mister, you better find yourself
another line of work. This when sure, don't fix your fistol.
It's one hundred and six miles to Chicago. We got
a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes.
It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Speaker 21 (23:54):
Hit it.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
I hate work, I hate work, I hate work.
Speaker 22 (24:08):
I've been having a very bad Nay susy, I don't.
I'm just going about.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
Day it is, baya, don't you just to She's got
me back to its?
Speaker 13 (24:55):
Yeah, work work work work, work, work work.
Speaker 10 (25:06):
Hey man, what are we gonna do.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Man, we got to get out of here.
Speaker 11 (25:09):
Who do have a light?
Speaker 10 (25:11):
I mean, do you do anything? Was like this creepy stuff.
Speaker 8 (25:14):
What do you do for fun?
Speaker 5 (25:15):
Oh no, we don't have fun. We just stuff.
Speaker 7 (25:17):
We just work.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Here's here's our fun.
Speaker 13 (25:18):
Right, work work, work, work, work work work work.
Speaker 12 (25:21):
Well I realized my father makes a lot of money,
but you see he's not giving me anything.
Speaker 13 (25:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 20 (25:26):
Weekend, Saturday Sunday, the time between work and more work,
the time when you go out looking for happiness and
end up punched over somewhere else's toilet.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
The weekend, things are at their darkest.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Pal it's a brave man a party.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
All there is and taste you is cool?
Speaker 14 (25:46):
Butt off?
Speaker 4 (25:49):
Fine? Oh no, I am after day, I'm having check paid.
Speaker 13 (26:42):
Work work what what?
Speaker 3 (26:44):
What?
Speaker 13 (26:44):
What?
Speaker 17 (26:44):
What?
Speaker 13 (26:45):
What's work?
Speaker 4 (26:45):
I hate work?
Speaker 2 (26:46):
I hate work.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
I hate works.
Speaker 16 (26:52):
Bag over the gun like a.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
Now, let's play John boyd Jeopardy. All right, review yesterday's question.
We found out the studies found that the temperature around
this body part increases when you're.
Speaker 6 (27:07):
Lying your niz.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
Lock your nose a heat up. All right, today's John
Boy Jeopardy. Well, everybody knows that whenever our President flies
as private jet is or whatever aircraft he's on call
sign air Force one. But do you know that whenever
the Pope flies, it's usually on a chartered commercial jet
and this is the call sign used for him.
Speaker 6 (27:33):
What is Pope Mick Poperson? I don't even know where
they come from.
Speaker 4 (27:39):
Dave, y'all can find this one ain't hundred Big Show
you told free line across America. We played John Boy
Jeopardy next, Good Morning, It's Big.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Show on the radio running through you Friday.
Speaker 4 (28:17):
D you sent for the first Today's feature track from
the Big Show, Big Box. Reverend Billy Ray Collins, Happy
Honda Days, a tongue in cheek Christmas message, Rev go
perfect on Christmas album You're gonna make from.
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The Big Boxes.
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keyword Honda and right now, let's.
Speaker 23 (28:38):
Play Yes Live across America, Hyatts.
Speaker 24 (28:46):
And now you're host the man who puts the TGI
on Friday and the wind in Wednesday or he is
John mord and thank him.
Speaker 4 (28:59):
Let's say it Hey to Jeb out of Monet up Virginia.
Good morning, Jeb, good morning, Hey buddy, welcome. All right, Jim,
you got the first shot at it when this prize packed.
Everybody knows when the president flies, his call sign is
air Force one. We're looking for what the pope's call
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sign is when he flies.
Speaker 9 (29:25):
Uh, I'm gonna go with Shepherd one.
Speaker 4 (29:28):
You say Shepherd one. Let's seepet.
Speaker 5 (29:41):
You're so googled it.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
I think, Jim, that.
Speaker 9 (29:48):
Good work, Jef the easy one boy.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
What you got to be going? Have herd prize back?
We'll get it up to you.
Speaker 9 (29:54):
Virginia, buddy, Hey, they're they're they're running right now. They're
doing good up here. We're right here at Bedford. There's
nothing but farm wearing big old bucking round.
Speaker 4 (30:03):
Oh man, you okay, you this happy herd and then
let me know when you get you big in that buddy?
Speaker 9 (30:09):
Well do Can I give a quick shout out?
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Of course you can?
Speaker 9 (30:12):
All right. I just want to shout out to my
wife and kids.
Speaker 22 (30:15):
I love y'all.
Speaker 9 (30:16):
Daddy's famous now, happy birthday, my daughter Eddie, my Eleve,
Thanks for everything you do, and to my dad nor
Fish and buddy Eddie. I just want to tell y'all,
duh huh awesome.
Speaker 4 (30:28):
Jay, I appreciate you and yours listening to the big show.
Let's jump out, cut you up on your news. A
bonus top ten list for you. Right on the other side,
you're traveling over the holiday season.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Come in, it was a walk. Good morning, it's a
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big shoulder radio all.
Speaker 4 (31:23):
Right, if we're going a bonus top ten Liz Man.
Speaker 23 (31:26):
Everybody loves Tom Boett's down home commercials for Motel six,
where he says, we'll leave the light on for you.
Oh yeah, but you know a slogan like that doesn't
just happen. Oh no, it takes hours and hours of research,
and tons of slogans get rejected before you hit on
the perfect one that brings us to today's top ten list.
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The top ten rejected Motel six slogans. Number ten because
you deserve better than the backseat of some car.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Number nine.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
We're working on that smelling too.
Speaker 8 (32:02):
Number eight.
Speaker 23 (32:03):
If we'd known you were staying all night, we'd have
changed the sheets. Number seven, as seen on Cops. Number six,
it's not just for nooners anymore.
Speaker 6 (32:16):
Number five.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
You rented the room, now buy the video.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
Number four.
Speaker 23 (32:22):
Sure you could stay someplace nicer, but then you wouldn't
have money left over for a hooker. Number three. We
don't make the adultery, We make the adultery better. Number
two it's hookerrific, and the number one rejected Motel six slogan,
We'll leave the lights all for you.
Speaker 4 (33:15):
Good Friday morning. It's a big show on the radio.
I got your scripts. Say okay, okay, racking up with Jackie?
All right, just do it action.
Speaker 7 (33:32):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode Night
of the Sneaks and slime Balls. As our story opens,
Ricky b Sharp and his wife Lucy are making preparations
for a wedding reception at the home of Ricky's boss.
Speaker 5 (33:48):
So what are you think?
Speaker 11 (33:50):
Wow?
Speaker 18 (33:51):
Looks great, sweety, fresh flowers all over the room, nice
fire in the fireplace.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
Man, you have done a bang up job.
Speaker 21 (33:57):
Well, I was glad to help dad. Anything else from me?
Speaker 13 (34:01):
Yup?
Speaker 18 (34:01):
You can park your fine little caboose on that couch
right there till this reception is Overwhemed Do what now?
Speaker 2 (34:07):
I thought I was dood? You want me to sit
here all evening?
Speaker 18 (34:11):
Yep, you have officially been promoted from gift room decorator
to gift room supervisor. See that fancy basket on the
gift table over there. The boss Man's high dollar friends
are gonna fill that basket up with envelopes full of
cash for the Big Guy's daughter in.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
Her new hobby.
Speaker 18 (34:27):
Now, I need you to stay right here and keep
an eye on that basket.
Speaker 21 (34:30):
Oh how come you can't do it?
Speaker 15 (34:33):
Lucy?
Speaker 2 (34:35):
Please?
Speaker 18 (34:37):
I am Dothan's most beloved fast food mascot, the one
and only pizza runt. I am the public face of
the whole dang run tied to Populus Restaurant grew. The
big Guy needs me out there mixing and mingling with
the high rollers.
Speaker 21 (34:53):
Okay, I get confused. Are the high rollers the woods
that are gonna steal the buddy out of the gift?
Speaker 18 (35:00):
No, those are the low rulers, A bunch of no
good sneaks and slimeballs, every single.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
One of them. What does the boss man know all them?
Of course he does.
Speaker 21 (35:10):
Well if he knows they're no good sneaks and slide balls.
Why the world did he invite him to the wedded Honey?
He had to invite them there, his family Sun.
Speaker 6 (35:29):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 18 (35:32):
Un listen, if it gets sketchy, you have my permission done.
Speaker 5 (35:34):
Do them top two bucks.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
I'll run them off. Tune in again.
Speaker 6 (35:38):
Next time we'll hear the sneaky slime ball say.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 5 (35:44):
No no, no, no, no, not three two, only two.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
Huzzah. This is King vdor oh is that fight?
Speaker 8 (35:54):
Or neverthean matter?
Speaker 25 (35:56):
It is here by the creed by royal proclamation, that
my new Port Justice shall henceforth be John Boy and
Billy in the realm node as the big show.
Speaker 5 (36:09):
Are they funny?
Speaker 2 (36:11):
They better be unless they want to be dragon.
Speaker 4 (36:14):
Food good Friday morning, there's a big show on the
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radio head into the first weekend of day December.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
Had that death.
Speaker 13 (36:56):
Right.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
Over the years we asked listeners send me some neat
stuff to us. We've had some crazy stuff and stuff
not too good. And it's about.
Speaker 5 (37:07):
And John Boy won't eat anything that comes in the
mail anymore. With that one time.
Speaker 4 (37:13):
In minutes Billy's one Billy's favorite Christmas song sending by
listener the Redneck Jones.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
Yet indeed it's going to be here in minutes.
Speaker 4 (37:21):
And then another listener sent in tune, Oh, it's all
about me.
Speaker 8 (37:26):
Hitit, choud boy, I'm a redneck. I ain't got many heroes.
Speaker 26 (37:43):
Most of my kind are a bunch of big heroes,
but there is one I look up to, y'all.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
I never knew they could second.
Speaker 8 (37:51):
That's a big in the trailer park world.
Speaker 19 (37:55):
Hangs out with wrestlers and hooter girl.
Speaker 26 (37:57):
I'm one of the NASCAR drivers, y'all, heat and man,
even though they all know he can't drive worth of them.
He's got a little kill, but he's a real McCord.
That's why all of us on the shore of us.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
We want to beat John good Game.
Speaker 19 (38:11):
And he made every day to act up to John
Good game. He makes being big and dumb little counting game,
and he's got top billing.
Speaker 26 (38:25):
Armed up and show John Boy game man, how we
left ended this job.
Speaker 13 (38:31):
We don't know.
Speaker 26 (38:32):
They can't walk and shoot jum, but that's who he is.
Speaker 19 (38:41):
He still wins sometimes on the stupide quiz. I think
you don't know a lot, well a lot.
Speaker 20 (38:46):
You know.
Speaker 26 (38:46):
He's a trivia a king on the Andy Griffers Shoulders,
Andy and Barney, Hope and be Goober and Gomer and
John Boys, Me, Billy and Randy Weller may act Cord,
but even old Wafer, they all wanta beyond Man can
never be nothing.
Speaker 3 (39:05):
His teachers whine on for.
Speaker 19 (39:10):
Now we make smok and all of them come by.
Speaker 3 (39:13):
John God game, you got top feeling.
Speaker 2 (39:17):
On up and show h.
Speaker 19 (39:21):
L John Boy can't really blow.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
The ignorance is bliss.
Speaker 26 (39:36):
He's a bundle of George and all of a sudden
embres we all water beyond.
Speaker 3 (39:43):
Women banging on the door.
Speaker 19 (39:45):
He's a lucky guy on man Buddy, won't let them
out matter how they tried.
Speaker 26 (39:52):
John, Baby, Jackie and the twins.
Speaker 19 (39:56):
He knows their ball. He dreams about them and really
in solid jumping.
Speaker 26 (40:05):
Baby knows his ground in his neck, his gray or Baby.
Speaker 19 (40:13):
He ain't the sharpest tool in the shade.
Speaker 3 (40:15):
John.
Speaker 19 (40:18):
When the blacking on the floor, he's a lucky guy.
You know I haven't made a movie in years. I
don't miss it. Hollywood is a toilet and they've run
out of paper. You want entertainment, do what I do.
Download the iHeart app and listen to John Boy and
Billy on the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Garga Doodle dooo, hopping Adam? It is Friday? Isn't that
the best thing to hear? When you know it?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Up?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
It's Friday? Worked for me.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
December the first two starting brand new month? Here Christmas
time for right? Look at all these smiling faces in there.
Y'all just happen to be here too.
Speaker 5 (01:14):
Ain't where one of the other studio?
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Right?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Well, let's see it was. Let me choose to celebrate
the national day.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Here's a bunch of them the first day of December,
National Pie Day.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
Oh did you have a pumpkin pie? Thanksgiving?
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Uh? No, man, I had a good old pile booger
branch Bob Jackie boy down, the old man that makes
some good pies. Got a coconut pie, got a chest pie.
It was on that had that too.
Speaker 6 (01:46):
I haven't had a good chest piece of chest pie
in a long time.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
I did. My wife accidentally made a good Really, she's
been trying for a while. Use a chest pie.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
It's like some like soft and I don't know exactly,
Like chess is soft in the middle, Yeah, like pie
bush to be, but you gotta refrigerate and all this
is soft soft stuff. I don't like a custard, Yeah,
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something like that.
Speaker 6 (02:19):
It's extra pie ish on the inside.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
Well, we get a pumpkin pie, but we get it
from Costco because it's the best.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
You get everything from cost Well, a lot of stuff.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
Yeah, but but I'll bring you one because it's this big.
I'm not it's like a.
Speaker 7 (02:32):
Huge lights up eight dollars good.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
I'll even pay you half all half of it. Okay,
So what about eat a red apple Day?
Speaker 5 (02:44):
That'd be good.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
There's National bartender Day, National fall Fur Day, Fake fake
Fur four four five, National all Is, National Rose Up
Parks Day.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Let's bring in great Tim Wilson for that.
Speaker 8 (03:01):
Good morning, Uncle b S.
Speaker 9 (03:03):
Where were you?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
December nineteen fifty five.
Speaker 10 (03:07):
December nineteen fifty five, City bus driver, Montgomery, Alabama, rass
let us staring will trying to get a fourteen year
old to turn Elvis down so we could trigger out
how mean black people like going squeeze on and still
have room up front by the white best looking woman
in North America crawls on my bus proving side, hair
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legs up to her high and end forty d cups,
staring me right square of me. Nights I'm hoping she'll
sit in the third seat from the front, my eyebawling seat.
Look up in the rear view mirror of the bus.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Down a.
Speaker 10 (03:42):
Rosa Parks ain't in my eyeballing I sit here, look
at Rosa for the next fifteen miles, or get hurt
to get up and give miss nood Alabama hears.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Rose and nose.
Speaker 10 (03:54):
I ain't had a date in six months. Pickt today
to turn into a civil rights morning.
Speaker 11 (04:00):
Just goes to show.
Speaker 10 (04:01):
Every time I say a good looking woman, somebody makes
I've had her.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Okase there what funny rising? Alright? So NISI Rosa Parks day?
Will I go Rosa? All right?
Speaker 4 (04:14):
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Speaker 2 (04:41):
Good website as well.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Look at three dates in history where we'll get our
categories December. The first There was nineteen thirteen the first
automobile service station in the US, opening Pittsburgh. It was
a twenty four hour drive in station owned by Golf Oil,
featured free crank case service. The station sold thirty gallons
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of gas on its first day. Move up to nineteen
eighty eight. NBC built a record four hundred and one
million the capture rights to the ninety two Barcelona Olympics.
They were then triple cast part of it on pay
per view and the experiment Bomb.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
Oh yeah, they spent a ton of money and big anything.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
I remember that they took a lot of ribbing for
it too.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Move up to nineteen ninety two, Amy Fisher was sent
us to five to fifteen years in prison for shooting
and seriously wounding Mary Joe Butafuco. Within a year there
were three TV movies about the case.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Well, there you go.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
There's our categories one eight hundred, Big shows you told
free line, come on, play out birds next, good Morning,
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it's a.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Big show on the radio.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Friday, December the first, and today's pet track from the
Big Show bit Box. There's a go fine on that
Christmas album if you want to make it. Reverend Billy
Red Collins, Happy Honda Days. Search for key words Honda.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Go to Big Show dot com.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
And right now, Well, Upburst, let's play Upburst.
Speaker 6 (06:42):
It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 12 (06:46):
Shon, Boy and Billy give the prizes from the Big
Prize per Let's go contested number one. This should really
be a lot of fun. Win your outburst, have them
Mary up and gas time. But you love the best time.
You love a big shots.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
Let's say hey Gary from Knox Fell and us say
we shot good morning Gary, good morning, hey body, welcome
in here, not on, not on, right on, moody. Let
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us get that, get you through these categories and get
that winning beginning.
Speaker 11 (07:33):
No, right, you got it?
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Well, there we go in five seconds. Three things done
at a full service gas station.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Ready to go.
Speaker 11 (07:44):
Oh kay, I'm gonna pump gas, cling my windshield and
put there in my tire, but not necessarily in that order.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
Look at you yeah, back when I was bumpa gas.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Yeah, man, I'd washed the windshield. The heartbeats run around
the tired Oh man, I do I do?
Speaker 4 (08:00):
The side was was baby doll in there? That's selective service.
I was sixteen years old. It's my first job.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
I don't know what. I want to know how I
got oh read brasing?
Speaker 5 (08:17):
But how did that happened?
Speaker 2 (08:19):
I lived close to it all. It was cross missus
Mortisen's field.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
That was their at work, and he was when he
had me bagging leaves in his yard, and then he
said he'd graduate me to the pump.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
So I thought that was a pretty good deal. This
has sounded like something.
Speaker 13 (08:36):
Right.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Well, go Gary, you got through that category one.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
Okay, Now, oh you got this. Three places to watch sports,
ready to go.
Speaker 11 (08:48):
I'm gonna go in a stadium, in a bar, and
at home.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
All right.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
And for the wind. Three reasons people go to prison,
Ready to go.
Speaker 11 (09:01):
I'm gonna say murder, manslaughter, and of course selling drugs.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
We've heard you say that wind Right there there you
jellyboard and billy bucket filled with liquid performance automotive cleaning
and detailing products, and over Knoxville for.
Speaker 11 (09:18):
You, beautiful beautiful.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Yeah you hang on.
Speaker 11 (09:22):
Well, I was wonder if I get a quick shout out.
Oh yeah, you recall last time I talked to you
building the Flat Rock Motor Club and Western Tennessee, and
we are not far from being ready to be on
the track. We got a full circuit already paid over
three miles.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
All right, so give it out the dress where you are,
what's happening so our listeners around you can take advantage
of that.
Speaker 5 (09:47):
Oh, we don't want people coming over.
Speaker 11 (09:50):
Right now. You take I forty I forty west coming
from where you guys are, and you get off at
the Westill exit in Western Tennessee, and it's gonna be
Flat Rock Motor Club. It's private motor club, but there's
gonna be track days for the public, and donna have concerts.
We've got stage going in and it's a pretty big deal.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
Well I got it now, flat Rock Motor Club. The
first time I thought you said flat Rock Murder Club. No,
you're back to prison again. I was trying to find
out that Rabbit club last time I saw it in
Tennessee and Saddy Daisy right, okayh No, you worked out y'all.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Check out flat Rock motor Club.
Speaker 11 (10:33):
All right, yere flat Rockmotorclubexperience dot com.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
Okay, good deal, buddy, I garb you hang on with Jackie.
There's the bottom of the hour right down on top
of your news. The first day is Friday morning.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
I got a call off happy boys.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
On the other side, Bill happy hell, Good morning, big
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shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Yes Friday nowhere, happy boys.
Speaker 14 (11:42):
I was walking down the street on a sunny day,
feeling in my bones, says I have my weed bubble.
Ima hap to be boys, Fama, happen to be boys.
Oh we did good.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
When things are going here? We hey, my little box
spot got hit back. Car ub hub hub Hubbo but
his guns in the box and put him in the drawer.
Speaker 14 (12:05):
I'm a happy boy. I'm a happy boy. Oh in
and good when things are going here. We hey hey,
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oh for god, all about it for a month and
a half, Hubbs. I looked into the drawer and started
to last hubbub because i'ma have to be BOYMA have
me boy, Oh in the good when things are going here,
we hey, hey.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Good morning. It's a big show on a radio.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
And now, ladies and gentlemen, it's time once again for
I'm a mysterious visitor from the east. They all seeing,
all knowing and former left side fern on between two
ferns with Zach Gallifanakis Tarmac the Magnificent.
Speaker 6 (13:38):
I'm looking on her doing.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Tarbag.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
I hold in my hands the envelopes as a child
of four completely see these omelopes are hermetically sealed.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
They be kept in the mayonnaise.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
Jar and little oozy verts underwear drawers since noon yesterday.
So no one knows the contents of these omelopes, but
you and your mystical and semi divine way. We'll ascertain
the answers to these questions, having never before seen the questions.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Are you ready?
Speaker 6 (14:06):
Yes, I'm gonna need some hand sanitizer right after.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
We finish this. I have love number one.
Speaker 6 (14:13):
Gonna find out who's naughty and nice.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Gonna find out who's naughty or nice?
Speaker 6 (14:23):
Why did Santa Claus join match dot Com?
Speaker 2 (14:29):
I have a love number two.
Speaker 6 (14:32):
The poles are officially open.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
The poles are officially opens.
Speaker 6 (14:39):
What's the first thing a stripper hears when she gets
to work.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
I've a love number three?
Speaker 6 (14:49):
John Wick four and Men in Black two.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
John Wick four and Men in Black two.
Speaker 6 (14:58):
What was the final score of the john Wick Men
in black Game covered?
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Hovelope number four?
Speaker 6 (15:10):
Rudy Tooty Fresh and Fruity.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Rudy Tooty, Fresh and Fruity.
Speaker 6 (15:18):
Who were the least popular Teletubbies ever? I think they
only lasted a half a season.
Speaker 4 (15:27):
They were A hovelope number five, Maroon five, Maroon five?
Speaker 6 (15:36):
What did Gilligan and the Skipper do?
Speaker 4 (15:46):
It's funny because it's true, all right?
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Good hovelope number six?
Speaker 6 (15:52):
Here Undercover Boss Master Chef Junior and Doctor pimple Popper.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Undercover Boss Master Chef Junior and Doctor pimple Pauper.
Speaker 6 (16:07):
Name three superheroes rejected by the.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
Avengers avelone number seven point break point break?
Speaker 6 (16:23):
Why did Tanto go to the pencil sharpener?
Speaker 5 (16:30):
Yes, again, it's funny.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
We'd hab alone? Number eight d O double G, d
O double G.
Speaker 6 (16:45):
What's Dolly Parton's braces.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Alone? Number nine? O?
Speaker 6 (16:55):
Zempic eloquist Otesla and zell Jans.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
Hmmm ozimpic eloquist O, Zella and zell Jan's close enough?
Speaker 6 (17:08):
Guess named the Real Housewives of Atlanta?
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Is that funny?
Speaker 4 (17:16):
Through Tarmac Guy, hold in my hands?
Speaker 2 (17:21):
The final level of the.
Speaker 6 (17:28):
Why don't you run up an alley and holler f you?
Slightly below sea level?
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Slightly below sea levels.
Speaker 6 (17:41):
Describe John Boy's best report card.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
Ever Tarmac, No magnificent, everybody.
Speaker 15 (17:54):
You who part time receptionist, bab's wrangler, and still a
thigh thick Bill m kracken here telling you that no
matter which way you swing, there's something for everyone right
here on the Big Show with John Boy and Billy.
I mean, as long as your expectations aren't too high,
and you don't mind that it's coated in grillin sauce to.
Speaker 16 (18:15):
The Mini Cooper, Carry on straight, people.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Good morning is close? Is John Boy bullin a gag?
Speaker 8 (18:59):
I was that close?
Speaker 2 (19:02):
I'm saying, now you.
Speaker 4 (19:06):
Well now Friday morning song, I get to work, get
to the weekend, out of my way.
Speaker 17 (19:17):
Stuck in traffic behind the Grandmama going so slow and
because it being drama, not hunking.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
But I really really water.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
If she don't get.
Speaker 17 (19:26):
Moving, gonna put her in trauma. She goes slower and
it's making deem madder. All the coffee is streaming on
my bladder. Gotta find some playth I making gladder rolling
down my window, streaming because we're at her old hag
in a hoo dements of a sheet.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Can't drive, can't hear, can't see me.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
I'm gonna have to.
Speaker 17 (19:44):
Go change my khaki, protsy up my car on covered
in paint pee, out of a way, out of a way,
out of a way, now out of a way, out
of a way, out of my way, now out of
a way, out of a way, out of away. Now
it paints you a little guy, and you don't want
to cross ta market in the express lane.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Lets the twelve.
Speaker 17 (20:02):
It him seems burning down plane following rules, don't take
have a brain. But the guy in front of me
and driving me insane. He's a typical young bean douchebag,
probably married to sucker mom nag nag huts a moon
and starting ten.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Sang on a bull and he's waving a red flag.
Speaker 17 (20:20):
Fire fancy brackers two pour his soup fund who still
tissue the white piss poop punk You know what, butcher
gotta beat ring poopun penny pulls out of big bunch
of coupons. Out of a way, out of a way,
out of away, now out of a way, out of
a way, out of a way, now out of a way,
out of a way, out of a way.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
Now.
Speaker 17 (20:38):
I'm not sure you heard me, so I say it again.
Fool out of a way, out of a way, out
of away, now, out of a way, out of a way,
out of away, now, out of a way, out of
a way.
Speaker 18 (20:47):
Out of away.
Speaker 17 (20:48):
Now I'm a straight up firecracker, gonna blow up son.
Speaker 19 (20:56):
After a long day.
Speaker 17 (20:58):
This was the last straw the rope by a group
of bad teeth. Bom got the mask something girls been
no brock and they don't move going through one like
a bussaw cry. Baby's all dumber than a pantstump each month,
gonna iq of course jump they hate because I'm olding
for Donald Trump. They're all lining up to be a
human beef bum. Just then, a pimple face colored brand
(21:20):
reaches in my car, trying to take my maga had
HiT's my window when the Loudville slugger band. Thanks to him,
I got something A man out of a way, out
of a way, out of away, now, out of a way,
out of a way, out of away, now, out of
a way, out of a way, out of a way.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
Now.
Speaker 17 (21:35):
If your parents won't teach a matter, pobie, I will
kind of work again. I'm busy making pizza. Pizza run again,
person bay to meet you. Lucy R is the one
who's gonna see you about that time in walks. Fat Lisa,
Fat Lisa is a local whiteload. Smells like a county
(21:58):
fair comboat. Gotta do chin like us walk Hold, she's
so pitching, got her own damp sif coat at the
counter making up her mind. Smelling like a rock port ride.
Now the dumbs gang is holding up. Then get my
kettle pride and I stick it over for me.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
And I'm away. Out of the way.
Speaker 17 (22:16):
I'm away now, I'm away, out of away, out of away.
Now I'm away, out of away, I'm away.
Speaker 18 (22:22):
Now you picked the wrong date to push my boots.
Speaker 17 (22:24):
Bake gottam a way.
Speaker 6 (22:27):
Now I'm away.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
Now out of a way.
Speaker 5 (22:30):
Now look out of my way.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Down, I'm out of a way.
Speaker 8 (22:34):
Out of a way, now away, out of a way,
out of away.
Speaker 16 (22:37):
Now, damn ricky way tell you that now you get
out of my way. Don't get I think I are
you out.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
I'm away now out of my way, please and thank you.
Speaker 10 (22:58):
I think they get it.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Good morning.
Speaker 4 (23:03):
I got a big show on the radio coming up.
We play John Boyd Jefreardy winner gets a Happy Herd
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Speaker 2 (23:32):
Hang on, we'll play for it in minutes. Where's that
Friday morning song?
Speaker 20 (23:38):
And before eleven o'clock tonight, mister, you better find yourself
another line of work. This when sure, don't fix your fistol.
It's one hundred and six miles to Chicago. We got
a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes.
It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Speaker 21 (23:54):
Hit it.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
I hate work, I hate work, I hate work.
Speaker 22 (24:08):
I've been having a very bad Nay susy, I don't.
I'm just going about.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
Day it is, baya, don't you just to She's got
me back to its?
Speaker 13 (24:55):
Yeah, work work work work, work, work work.
Speaker 10 (25:06):
Hey man, what are we gonna do.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Man, we got to get out of here.
Speaker 11 (25:09):
Who do have a light?
Speaker 10 (25:11):
I mean, do you do anything? Was like this creepy stuff.
Speaker 8 (25:14):
What do you do for fun?
Speaker 5 (25:15):
Oh no, we don't have fun. We just stuff.
Speaker 7 (25:17):
We just work.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Here's here's our fun.
Speaker 13 (25:18):
Right, work work, work, work, work work work work.
Speaker 12 (25:21):
Well I realized my father makes a lot of money,
but you see he's not giving me anything.
Speaker 13 (25:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 20 (25:26):
Weekend, Saturday Sunday, the time between work and more work,
the time when you go out looking for happiness and
end up punched over somewhere else's toilet.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
The weekend, things are at their darkest.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Pal it's a brave man a party.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
All there is and taste you is cool?
Speaker 14 (25:46):
Butt off?
Speaker 4 (25:49):
Fine? Oh no, I am after day, I'm having check paid.
Speaker 13 (26:42):
Work work what what?
Speaker 3 (26:44):
What?
Speaker 13 (26:44):
What?
Speaker 17 (26:44):
What?
Speaker 13 (26:45):
What's work?
Speaker 4 (26:45):
I hate work?
Speaker 2 (26:46):
I hate work.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
I hate works.
Speaker 16 (26:52):
Bag over the gun like a.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
Now, let's play John boyd Jeopardy. All right, review yesterday's question.
We found out the studies found that the temperature around
this body part increases when you're.
Speaker 6 (27:07):
Lying your niz.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
Lock your nose a heat up. All right, today's John
Boy Jeopardy. Well, everybody knows that whenever our President flies
as private jet is or whatever aircraft he's on call
sign air Force one. But do you know that whenever
the Pope flies, it's usually on a chartered commercial jet
and this is the call sign used for him.
Speaker 6 (27:33):
What is Pope Mick Poperson? I don't even know where
they come from.
Speaker 4 (27:39):
Dave, y'all can find this one ain't hundred Big Show
you told free line across America. We played John Boy
Jeopardy next, Good Morning, It's Big.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Show on the radio running through you Friday.
Speaker 4 (28:17):
D you sent for the first Today's feature track from
the Big Show, Big Box. Reverend Billy Ray Collins, Happy
Honda Days, a tongue in cheek Christmas message, Rev go
perfect on Christmas album You're gonna make from.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
The Big Boxes.
Speaker 4 (28:31):
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keyword Honda and right now, let's.
Speaker 23 (28:38):
Play Yes Live across America, Hyatts.
Speaker 24 (28:46):
And now you're host the man who puts the TGI
on Friday and the wind in Wednesday or he is
John mord and thank him.
Speaker 4 (28:59):
Let's say it Hey to Jeb out of Monet up Virginia.
Good morning, Jeb, good morning, Hey buddy, welcome. All right, Jim,
you got the first shot at it when this prize packed.
Everybody knows when the president flies, his call sign is
air Force one. We're looking for what the pope's call
(29:20):
sign is when he flies.
Speaker 9 (29:25):
Uh, I'm gonna go with Shepherd one.
Speaker 4 (29:28):
You say Shepherd one. Let's seepet.
Speaker 5 (29:41):
You're so googled it.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
I think, Jim, that.
Speaker 9 (29:48):
Good work, Jef the easy one boy.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
What you got to be going? Have herd prize back?
We'll get it up to you.
Speaker 9 (29:54):
Virginia, buddy, Hey, they're they're they're running right now. They're
doing good up here. We're right here at Bedford. There's
nothing but farm wearing big old bucking round.
Speaker 4 (30:03):
Oh man, you okay, you this happy herd and then
let me know when you get you big in that buddy?
Speaker 9 (30:09):
Well do Can I give a quick shout out?
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Of course you can?
Speaker 9 (30:12):
All right. I just want to shout out to my
wife and kids.
Speaker 22 (30:15):
I love y'all.
Speaker 9 (30:16):
Daddy's famous now, happy birthday, my daughter Eddie, my Eleve,
Thanks for everything you do, and to my dad nor
Fish and buddy Eddie. I just want to tell y'all,
duh huh awesome.
Speaker 4 (30:28):
Jay, I appreciate you and yours listening to the big show.
Let's jump out, cut you up on your news. A
bonus top ten list for you. Right on the other side,
you're traveling over the holiday season.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Come in, it was a walk. Good morning, it's a
(31:21):
big shoulder radio all.
Speaker 4 (31:23):
Right, if we're going a bonus top ten Liz Man.
Speaker 23 (31:26):
Everybody loves Tom Boett's down home commercials for Motel six,
where he says, we'll leave the light on for you.
Oh yeah, but you know a slogan like that doesn't
just happen. Oh no, it takes hours and hours of research,
and tons of slogans get rejected before you hit on
the perfect one that brings us to today's top ten list.
(31:47):
The top ten rejected Motel six slogans. Number ten because
you deserve better than the backseat of some car.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Number nine.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
We're working on that smelling too.
Speaker 8 (32:02):
Number eight.
Speaker 23 (32:03):
If we'd known you were staying all night, we'd have
changed the sheets. Number seven, as seen on Cops. Number six,
it's not just for nooners anymore.
Speaker 6 (32:16):
Number five.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
You rented the room, now buy the video.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
Number four.
Speaker 23 (32:22):
Sure you could stay someplace nicer, but then you wouldn't
have money left over for a hooker. Number three. We
don't make the adultery, We make the adultery better. Number
two it's hookerrific, and the number one rejected Motel six slogan,
We'll leave the lights all for you.
Speaker 4 (33:15):
Good Friday morning. It's a big show on the radio.
I got your scripts. Say okay, okay, racking up with Jackie?
All right, just do it action.
Speaker 7 (33:32):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode Night
of the Sneaks and slime Balls. As our story opens,
Ricky b Sharp and his wife Lucy are making preparations
for a wedding reception at the home of Ricky's boss.
Speaker 5 (33:48):
So what are you think?
Speaker 11 (33:50):
Wow?
Speaker 18 (33:51):
Looks great, sweety, fresh flowers all over the room, nice
fire in the fireplace.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
Man, you have done a bang up job.
Speaker 21 (33:57):
Well, I was glad to help dad. Anything else from me?
Speaker 13 (34:01):
Yup?
Speaker 18 (34:01):
You can park your fine little caboose on that couch
right there till this reception is Overwhemed Do what now?
Speaker 2 (34:07):
I thought I was dood? You want me to sit
here all evening?
Speaker 18 (34:11):
Yep, you have officially been promoted from gift room decorator
to gift room supervisor. See that fancy basket on the
gift table over there. The boss Man's high dollar friends
are gonna fill that basket up with envelopes full of
cash for the Big Guy's daughter in.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
Her new hobby.
Speaker 18 (34:27):
Now, I need you to stay right here and keep
an eye on that basket.
Speaker 21 (34:30):
Oh how come you can't do it?
Speaker 15 (34:33):
Lucy?
Speaker 2 (34:35):
Please?
Speaker 18 (34:37):
I am Dothan's most beloved fast food mascot, the one
and only pizza runt. I am the public face of
the whole dang run tied to Populus Restaurant grew. The
big Guy needs me out there mixing and mingling with
the high rollers.
Speaker 21 (34:53):
Okay, I get confused. Are the high rollers the woods
that are gonna steal the buddy out of the gift?
Speaker 18 (35:00):
No, those are the low rulers, A bunch of no
good sneaks and slimeballs, every single.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
One of them. What does the boss man know all them?
Of course he does.
Speaker 21 (35:10):
Well if he knows they're no good sneaks and slide balls.
Why the world did he invite him to the wedded Honey?
He had to invite them there, his family Sun.
Speaker 6 (35:29):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 18 (35:32):
Un listen, if it gets sketchy, you have my permission done.
Speaker 5 (35:34):
Do them top two bucks.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
I'll run them off. Tune in again.
Speaker 6 (35:38):
Next time we'll hear the sneaky slime ball say.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 5 (35:44):
No no, no, no, no, not three two, only two.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
Huzzah. This is King vdor oh is that fight?
Speaker 8 (35:54):
Or neverthean matter?
Speaker 25 (35:56):
It is here by the creed by royal proclamation, that
my new Port Justice shall henceforth be John Boy and
Billy in the realm node as the big show.
Speaker 5 (36:09):
Are they funny?
Speaker 2 (36:11):
They better be unless they want to be dragon.
Speaker 4 (36:14):
Food good Friday morning, there's a big show on the
(36:50):
radio head into the first weekend of day December.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
Had that death.
Speaker 13 (36:56):
Right.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
Over the years we asked listeners send me some neat
stuff to us. We've had some crazy stuff and stuff
not too good. And it's about.
Speaker 5 (37:07):
And John Boy won't eat anything that comes in the
mail anymore. With that one time.
Speaker 4 (37:13):
In minutes Billy's one Billy's favorite Christmas song sending by
listener the Redneck Jones.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
Yet indeed it's going to be here in minutes.
Speaker 4 (37:21):
And then another listener sent in tune, Oh, it's all
about me.
Speaker 8 (37:26):
Hitit, choud boy, I'm a redneck. I ain't got many heroes.
Speaker 26 (37:43):
Most of my kind are a bunch of big heroes,
but there is one I look up to, y'all.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
I never knew they could second.
Speaker 8 (37:51):
That's a big in the trailer park world.
Speaker 19 (37:55):
Hangs out with wrestlers and hooter girl.
Speaker 26 (37:57):
I'm one of the NASCAR drivers, y'all, heat and man,
even though they all know he can't drive worth of them.
He's got a little kill, but he's a real McCord.
That's why all of us on the shore of us.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
We want to beat John good Game.
Speaker 19 (38:11):
And he made every day to act up to John
Good game. He makes being big and dumb little counting game,
and he's got top billing.
Speaker 26 (38:25):
Armed up and show John Boy game man, how we
left ended this job.
Speaker 13 (38:31):
We don't know.
Speaker 26 (38:32):
They can't walk and shoot jum, but that's who he is.
Speaker 19 (38:41):
He still wins sometimes on the stupide quiz. I think
you don't know a lot, well a lot.
Speaker 20 (38:46):
You know.
Speaker 26 (38:46):
He's a trivia a king on the Andy Griffers Shoulders,
Andy and Barney, Hope and be Goober and Gomer and
John Boys, Me, Billy and Randy Weller may act Cord,
but even old Wafer, they all wanta beyond Man can
never be nothing.
Speaker 3 (39:05):
His teachers whine on for.
Speaker 19 (39:10):
Now we make smok and all of them come by.
Speaker 3 (39:13):
John God game, you got top feeling.
Speaker 2 (39:17):
On up and show h.
Speaker 19 (39:21):
L John Boy can't really blow.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
The ignorance is bliss.
Speaker 26 (39:36):
He's a bundle of George and all of a sudden
embres we all water beyond.
Speaker 3 (39:43):
Women banging on the door.
Speaker 19 (39:45):
He's a lucky guy on man Buddy, won't let them
out matter how they tried.
Speaker 26 (39:52):
John, Baby, Jackie and the twins.
Speaker 19 (39:56):
He knows their ball. He dreams about them and really
in solid jumping.
Speaker 26 (40:05):
Baby knows his ground in his neck, his gray or Baby.
Speaker 19 (40:13):
He ain't the sharpest tool in the shade.
Speaker 3 (40:15):
John.
Speaker 19 (40:18):
When the blacking on the floor, he's a lucky guy.
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Billy James
Johnny "John Boy" Isley
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