September 20, 2024 • 42 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
I know it's gonna be hard for y'all to believe,
but I'm a redneck.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
The real lives, walking, talking, living, breathing rednegg.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Now, a redneck does not mean a slang time for
June pool efficiency.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Actually quite the opposite. It means I'm a winner in
the DNA's gonnap life.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
See now, you northern are gonna have to go to
a museum to see a redneck.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
You've seen one tonight. See you Northers. You like to
get up in the morning to have lived those of coffee.
Speaker 5 (00:39):
Us rednecks, we get up in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
We have us a dose of.
Speaker 6 (00:42):
The John Boy and Billy Show.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Hey, I cantle new.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
This Friday, John Boys making Friday sounds.
Speaker 7 (01:34):
Need to hear what your Wednesday says?
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Just a wake up South, Yes, y'all, big shows starting
your day off here this September the twentieth. Glad you
hear you look on the national days. You're gonna take
party in a national string cheese Day.
Speaker 7 (01:53):
I can get behind that.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
So is that just kind of the latest deal where
it comes in the package? Got that one little and
you supposed to peel it all.
Speaker 7 (02:01):
It's been around for quite some time.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
It looks more like spaghetti, doesn't it.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
You know, you know, it's just like a whole thing,
and you kind of They sell it in pacts. Maybe
that's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 7 (02:16):
They've been in lunchboxes for a long time. I don't
know if if they sell it like spaghetti. But the
only way I've ever seen it is in in the
role that you peel it down.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Well, that would be the time to investigate and eat
some string cheese. It's their day, National Punch Day, the
first quenching version of the delicious refreshing drink.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
National Fried Rice Day.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
All right, maybe go to all you can eat Chinese
buffet them things good.
Speaker 7 (02:46):
You would hate to go and fill up on rice though.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Right, Yeah, I guess you're right. Yeah, is order that
I can't eat all this crap? You want to crop
you eat crap.
Speaker 7 (02:55):
That's right, Take what you want, but what you take.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
It's National Care for Kids Day, all right? That would
be nice, y'all care for some kids.
Speaker 7 (03:02):
I'm sorry they had to make a day for that.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Yeah, remember they pushed one of those women's days, but
just forty kids kids have that. And it's National Tradesmen Day,
the day honorsy men and women who skills and hard
work build America and their skills keep it running strong
the day he recognizes the professionals who maintained the complex
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infrastructure of our roads, cities, water systems, and power grids.
Those four guys leaning on the shovel watching that one.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Guy digga hole.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Oh, gone to this your day to day gotta get
them hold done.
Speaker 7 (03:40):
Okay, I'm just gonna sit back on that. What watch you.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Trades We need more tradesmen. You know that's going that's
going out. You know, the kids going to college learn
how to hate America and try to get a job
and pay back three hundred thousand dollars it cost you
to not do crap.
Speaker 8 (04:00):
And you graduate with no job prospects. I mean, this
is crazy. What have we come to. I mean, trade
schools used to teach people how to do a trade.
Speaker 7 (04:10):
And they still do, walk out making fifty year.
Speaker 8 (04:14):
But you can't get the job without a college degree,
most of them. I know a cab driver in New
York City and he got the job only because he
was one of the only applicants that had a college degree.
The job it was requirement.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Wow, yep, yoh, all right, it was National Tradesman today,
let's do something to get it back to the hands.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
All right, three days in this are saved up.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
We'll get a first prize back out and get that
winning beginning. We celebrate Friday. Bid Joe's on a radio.
Good morning, I got the Big Show on a radio
coming up. We get the winning beginning.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
But first, let's.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
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Thank you.
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Why were you pointing all over the pace?
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Let's start that.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
That's do here.
Speaker 7 (05:29):
I was trying to be a moote.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
You did. Wonderful fact. Announcery not announcery? All right, So
where are we all? Three days in history?
Speaker 3 (05:40):
This is where we get our categories. This is the
important part here. Nineteen forty five, the Brooklyn Dodgers, Tommy
Brown became the youngest player to hit a home run
in a Major League game. Tommy was seventeen years, eight
months and fourteen days.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Oh wow, oh Tommy.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Nineteen ninety one. A fast acting of poultry judge. Oh,
I love this day in history. He saved a prize
winning chickens life in the Western Washington Fair. The hen
almost drowned while being given a bath, but Judge Sherry
Milligan gave it mouth to beak resuscitation.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Here I come to save the all right, fast acting poultry.
Speaker 9 (06:25):
Judge, and then they cook it.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
It was a prize winning chickens. Give given chicken a
bath before it gets judged.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Close your mouth.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Finally, on this date in twenty eighteen, Carrie Underwood receives
a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fans.
Speaker 7 (06:44):
Very popular.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Yeah, she's still doing the opening to Monday Night Football
with that worst song ever written.
Speaker 10 (06:52):
Oh man, even in the miniskirt.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
You don't I mean I.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Like looking at her? Sure, yeah, I mean that's nice,
But just the song, Hey Jack ex the fact sate.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Old Buddy jar Head from Tennessee Road.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
But anyway, uh, the congratulations carry when your star, why.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Did you call him jar head? The jar head? Okay,
all right, that makes sense.
Speaker 11 (07:22):
That one.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
That was Ray Stevens nephew. That's how I met Ray Stevens,
and I just.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Never asked about the nickname.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
His father, felt In Jarvis was Elvis Presley's producer. When
Elvis was buying cars and Mama's Cadillac. He bought felt
In a minivand it was just out there. I love
it here.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Jar Heads daddy.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Oh right, well, anyway, so back to our Yeah that
three days in this where we got that bam bam
bamba's our category. So we're ready to play one eight
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Good Morning, it's Big Shawn alradioly celebrating Friday Today's featured
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The Bank of America.
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Speaker 6 (08:43):
Now, Upturst, let's play Updurst. It's the game that anyone
can win. Shan Boy and Billy gave the prizes from
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(09:04):
really be a lot of fun when you're playing us.
Have the murry up and guess time you have the
best time you have a big shots.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Say hey Tom Brian from Whipfeld forging up.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
We shot Brian right? Good more than Brian?
Speaker 12 (09:32):
Hey, good morning Tom boy?
Speaker 6 (09:33):
Hell you y?
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Are we all good?
Speaker 6 (09:35):
There?
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Brian?
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Man, I can't never get into my heads at Whiffield
or wife Phil.
Speaker 12 (09:40):
Well it's with Phil. A lot of people call it Whiteville, Whiffle,
A lot of variations there.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Yes, yeah, we will. We will vary eight on the
town on whibble. I like it all right? All right, Brian,
let's get.
Speaker 12 (09:52):
You to the time collar certain, sorry to interrupt you,
first time caller.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Get very important for our first time callers. Brian, all right,
welcome to the club there, right, all right? Then, well
let's get you through here in five seconds. We need
three ways to score in baseball. Ready, go?
Speaker 12 (10:11):
You can fill home hit a home run, or walk
in on an air.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Yeah that's good man, because that's kind of a tough
one to throw out there. Did you think about that?
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Data.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Three ways of score. Well you didn't.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
I was gonna ask Dater that if she could answer
that three ways to score you step on home plate,
sla you walk.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Trust me, she knows more than three ways to score.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
I alright, bright, let's get back to you right quick here,
Buddy's all right.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Three living things that you can bathe ready go.
Speaker 12 (10:53):
Dog, you can play the cat or a child?
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Yes, all right right, and for the wind. Three places
you see stars ready to.
Speaker 12 (11:03):
Go walking down to Hollywood Walk of Fame, in space
or on the hearty fun when you're getting breakfast.
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And Brian, the big old mount Olive pickles prize packing
all that comes with it is headed up to a
wevel to you.
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Ah yay you bring back to Matney flat shout.
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Out, Oh yeah, you go ahead.
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So we call every morning. My step son Colton uh
and I got a two year old child, Everly, and
my wife Jessica Brewer. All all right, brother, we will
listen you guys every morning. We call in every morning.
So thank you for calling us.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
All right, buddy, Well, Brian, thank you very much. Man.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
You got your now I know you got your nice family.
Proud of there you tell them we said, duh huh,
we love you mean it?
Speaker 12 (11:57):
Oh, yes, sir, it's the bottom of.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
The hours, the topic of news. Why make bird girl
just flew into the window.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Check out the gunner back in here.
Speaker 9 (12:12):
We don't have the.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Bud with the birds.
Speaker 13 (12:43):
Around it.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Good morning, that's a big show on the radio. And
we all got our favorite Friday song we look forward
to hearing every Friday and Dacus Ladus we added to
the because she loves that rap music. And we got
the rap masters queued up ready Jackie Gotta.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Turned up my rap baby not ever go.
Speaker 12 (13:14):
Oh, John Boy Billy, everything's going to be all John
Boy Billy.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Do you know you are the best?
Speaker 13 (13:21):
Come on now, clap your hands, sing along with us.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
We are the rap.
Speaker 13 (13:26):
Master man singer Kelly Rappers.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
You have on your bee shut for the more.
Speaker 12 (13:33):
They're the rock and roll station ten years and coming more.
Speaker 10 (13:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Our people just tickled her. Yeah, especially the dumb ones.
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Good morning, I think shows on the radio.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
Let's get connected. Temptation trailer right here?
Speaker 4 (14:22):
H Hello is ho it?
Speaker 6 (14:24):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (14:25):
My life on a fight about it?
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:26):
I'm on better here?
Speaker 4 (14:27):
Well well you saying there? You beg old Harry no
driving knuckles draggon, butt scrunching, bugger picking, popping the mode,
hugging like hey, looking.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Firm, Gee, Hoyd, that seems kind of harsh.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
Okay, you're right. Further record, you're driving ain't near as
bad as it used to be.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
I s more like here you hey man, wasn't you
over Cassaday double Wide?
Speaker 4 (14:49):
Oh no, it ain't Cassaday double White. No more. We're
changing the name again.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
All right? What is it?
Speaker 4 (14:54):
This time manufactured manner?
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Upscaling the neighborhood again?
Speaker 4 (15:00):
Yeah, oh man. Wilber put down a fresh load of
gravel up at the top of the driveway, planted some
new monkey grass around the mailboxes. He even bought new
letters for the sign out front.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Ooh you guys, moving on up.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
Well, not so much as you might think. Welber still
won't unblock the good newty channels on the community. Saddle
out this that one ain't happy about that nature. We
gonna become a modern upscale community if we're scared of
the natural beauty of a human body.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Well, I never knew Debor who was such a fan
of high culture.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
He ain't, but he likes him some skinner.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Max.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
Well, you probably just answered my next question, but I'll
ask you anyway.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
How's he doing in the romance department.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
He actually went on a blind date the other night
on Twitch at the body shop. Fixed him up with
his cousin that just moved to town.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
So was she actually blind?
Speaker 4 (15:50):
No, but that might have helped. Everyone was sweating it
out before it happened to waste a home. I'm going
out with a woman I ain't never seen before. What
was I thinking? I said, not too much, but you
never know. She might be a fox. He says, yeah,
but what if she ain't a fox? What if she's
a hound? I'll be stuck with old ugly woman all night?
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Like he ain't never been with an ugly woman. Yeah,
So I says, well, just be ready to bail out early.
He says, well, how am I gonna do that? I said, well,
if you get there and she turns out to be
a little ugly, just start rubbing on you forehead, you know,
and then put on a real pitiful voice and say, oh, honey,
I sure hate to do this too, you, but I
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think I'm coming down with one of my migraine headaches.
Oh it's a bad and too. I think I'm gonna
have to go back home and lay down. Then you
get the heck out of there.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Well, let me guess he had to bail out, no, believe.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
It or not. We got to the house, she comes
to hers. She was a haughtie, tall broad and just
stone cold beautiful. Debert smiles real big. He says, well,
that's a real pressure to me. Two great thing. You
ready to hit the road. She starts rubbing her forehead,
puts on this real tedible voices all, honey, I.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Sure desserts goes on.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
That's why you want skin a MAXs unscrambles to bath
hens laying around here. Men, Delbert Einstein is fixing to
go to work. You're gonna see Gable letter on. Well,
well you tell him. I said, hell, no, what you mean?
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Y'all?
Speaker 4 (17:27):
Keep him straight Upire god.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
By, I want to know who in the hell is
young boy?
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Why?
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Wh what something? Radio stations, John Boy and Son, somebody
please keep playing my mes? Please, Hey John boy, what's up? Why?
Speaker 13 (17:54):
Wh what?
Speaker 1 (17:56):
My mind aw aw.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Place to be?
Speaker 13 (18:18):
H h h h h.
Speaker 7 (18:29):
H h.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Good morning.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
There's a big shawl the radio. We're talking about this.
Nobody was saying what everyday skill becomes suspicious if you're
too good at it. Some people talking about that, you know,
like a he says. One man says he and his
wife went to a shooting range and fired a variety
of guns for the first time, and his wife's accuracy
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with a glock was expert level. Yeah that's a handgu
by the way, glock. The trainer whispered to the guy,
check her background.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Really that good?
Speaker 3 (19:14):
But you know, we learned from our shooting range shooters
express he's a fire old buddy Danny when with shooting
all the time back then, right that women are very
good right off the bat with firearms, better than guys.
Speaker 8 (19:28):
I've taught a lot of women to shoot, and I'm
just about every one of them, you know, hits dead
center first shot.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
I don't understand it.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
They say, Well, they say that that women will take instruction,
you know with that with guys, it's oh god, yeah,
give me that I got. But but that's what they say.
The professionals say they just take instruction. They listen to
what they're saying with a holding aim. But yeah, it
is something like that right off the bat.
Speaker 7 (19:57):
I've also heard that women make better dump chuck.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
Is that right.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Now?
Speaker 3 (20:04):
Paula Our listened down and Waxhaw drops a dump drug.
Our hears he's very good drive from Norwood.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Well yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
And yeah, all right, well let me see suspicious about
shooting very well. Remember when we did that promo and
what I did. We had a saw horse and we
set up was it five or six bowling pin?
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Sure? Yeah, and then so you'd have.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
A clock, you'd have your gun ready, go and start
the clock and bam, bam when the last bowling pin
hits the ground, that you shoot it off the saw horse.
Speaker 8 (20:35):
They stopped the clock, right, wasn't good enough that it
falls over? It has to be off the tape, right,
I'll to tell when his grounds to stop like that.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
So, so the deal is I was gonna shoot first,
and then all day anybody could come in and try
to beat my time. Anybody that beat the time would
get a prize.
Speaker 7 (20:52):
Oh neat.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
So so first shot.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
It's back when I was shooting a lot, my time
was like three point four seconds.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Incredible.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
Yeah, and I accused Danny it was either five or six.
I think it was six.
Speaker 8 (21:08):
Wow, I can't remember, but I do remember accusing Danny
of rigging it somehow.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
But I say lie, I've always been a good jut
you know, because I don't tell you that bath three
before nobody beat me. The whole day I wouldn't ride.
There was a bunch of cops and some lall in there,
some deputies and come on and.
Speaker 14 (21:28):
Me, John, well, what what were you doing that when
you were shooting that you?
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Oh no, I was very humble about the whole thing.
But yeah, but that was that was pretty good. And
look at me. I probably wouldn't make it. That's what
Just pick one. Oh, good deal, thank you. That was
fun for me going down there.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
Lane. Okay, we're gonna bang on the drum and minutes,
play some John boyd Jeopardy and we keep the winning going.
Big Show rolls on, Good Morning, Got the Big Show
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Where's our Friday morning song?
Speaker 11 (22:28):
And before eleven o'clock tonight, mister, you better find yourself
another line of work this one sure.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Don't fix your pistol. It's one hundred and six miles
to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas, half
a pack of cigarettes.
Speaker 5 (22:41):
It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Speaker 13 (22:44):
Hit it.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
I hate work. I've been having a very days. I
don't okay, I don't.
Speaker 4 (23:06):
I'm just gonna.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Backday Monday.
Speaker 13 (23:23):
Back.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Don't you just took me?
Speaker 13 (23:31):
Just that She's got me?
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Yeahday fucking back.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
Okay, work work, work, work, work, work, work work. What
are we gonna do?
Speaker 13 (23:57):
Man?
Speaker 1 (23:57):
We gotta get out of here with this the light?
I mean, do you do anything like this creepy stuff?
What do you do for fun? Oh no, we don't
have fun. We just we just work. Here's here's our fun, right,
work work, work, work, work, work work work.
Speaker 11 (24:11):
Well.
Speaker 14 (24:11):
I realized my father makes a lot of money, but
you see he's not giving me any.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (24:16):
Weekend, Sday, Sunday the time between work and war.
Speaker 15 (24:20):
Work, the time when you go out looking for happiness
and end up punched over somewhere else's toilet.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
The weekend, things are at their darkest.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Pal it's a brave man a party.
Speaker 13 (24:31):
All is will taste you is.
Speaker 14 (24:35):
Cool?
Speaker 13 (24:36):
Bus. I'm fine, Oh dolling arm today.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
I'm gray check paid?
Speaker 13 (25:32):
Work? Work? What what?
Speaker 6 (25:33):
What?
Speaker 13 (25:34):
What?
Speaker 1 (25:34):
What's what's work?
Speaker 13 (25:35):
I hate work?
Speaker 1 (25:36):
I hate work.
Speaker 13 (25:36):
I hate us?
Speaker 2 (25:50):
All right?
Speaker 3 (25:50):
Better heart beating hands waiting hitting in a Friday good word.
Let's play John Boy Jeopardy. Well review yesterday's question. We
found out, according to the expert, this is the dirtiest,
most bacteriating thing passengers come in contact with on a
commercial airplane table. And it says I didn't get to
this yesterday. You might also want to rethink asking for
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a blanket. The cleaning crew rebags them after every flight.
Unless they're visibly soiled. They only get washed about once
a month. Maybe no cuddling with that blanket. Marsy dog
gone it all right? Okay, Today's John Boy Jeopardy. When
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buying one of these, the number one preferred color is white.
Black is number two.
Speaker 7 (26:39):
What are puppies?
Speaker 3 (26:41):
I guess what y'all got one eight hundred big show
you told free line across America. We go to John
Boy jepety next. Good morning, it's a big show on
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Big Show Big Box Murray, don't be so ungrateful? Search
for keyword on grateful to hit the mid box at
the Big Show dot coming right now.
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Let's play Yeahs live across American.
Speaker 8 (27:50):
It's Tom Boy, Jeminy and now a man who reminds you,
y'all don't be ungrateful. Don't go around bothering peep, be
appreciative of your jobs.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Please com please, He's John Boy Saturday.
Speaker 6 (28:06):
I know.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
As I had a Chad out upon a talk Mississippi.
Good morning, Chad.
Speaker 4 (28:14):
Good morning John Boy.
Speaker 5 (28:15):
Hello, get started.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
Hey, before we get started, I want to let you
know man, I'm a first term caller, a long time listener.
Well let's get there'sie out for you chat. I had
a boy welcome in here. All right, Well we're pulling
for you, Chad. You got the first shot at John
Boy Jeopardy this morning. When buying one of these, the
number one preferred color is white. Black is number two.
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I'm gonna say it's a vehicle. Well, let's see if
you gotta Chad show us vehicles had about that. I'm
just trying to think of everything. I'll see you right
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back then.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
He seems like it.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
Yeah, Chad, you got the big O happy herd price
pack will get too down, Pole talk.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Glad you got food, Glady won, Buddy perfect, Thank you guys.
Speaker 13 (29:16):
Love y'all, y'all.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Bottom of the hot were on top of your news.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
See what Carl the Cook, I'm on Kevin Sport gonna cook,
I'm on gating and really with Obama Tailgate show after
your news.
Speaker 16 (29:38):
H m hm, good morning. It's big show on the radio.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
We talked about gayting and grilling with Carl and Cook
and Kevin Sport airs during the Obama Tailgate Show that
airs every Saturday. It drops by three pm Eastern time
on YouTube and Taylor because Carl's got a recipe every show,
and gating and grilling of course with the grilling sauce
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and so tayer.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
You look that up after it airs. Can you go
back on YouTube I'm sure it's still there.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
The content is still there correct, so you can go
back and catch up on some of the recipes that
you might have missed. So gayton and grilling is a
deal inside the Bama tailgate show.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
What do you call it? Feture?
Speaker 3 (30:49):
Thank you all of us be a showcasing connect of
sausage and John Boy and Billy are rubs and of
course our sausage. So Carl's cooking this Saturday, refer seared
try tip seasoned with Carl and shell steak shape and
it's finished with a balsamic bourbon reduction. Sounds good, I know, man,
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I love him burnt tip to burn it like old
man try tip.
Speaker 8 (31:13):
I looked up reversed cearing and what that is is
where we normally would put meat on a very hot
grill and then turn it down.
Speaker 9 (31:20):
This is you.
Speaker 8 (31:21):
You start with a low temperature, cook your meat and
at the end you see it which is actually better
for the meat. Because everybody believes searing seals in the juices.
Not true, just adds flavored.
Speaker 3 (31:34):
All right, Well, you don't have to take Randy's word.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
I looked it up.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
Car cook, Ha's got you covered on that. Also, I
want to tell you the always something with a connect
of sausage and this you got to watch is because
I can't comprehend what's going on here. Uh okay, connecta
sausage stuffed holopeno wrapped in bacon. The holopeno would be
stuffed with cream cheese, cheddar cheese all season with John
boybiled chicken and pork rub. And you gotta have some
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John Boy and Billic sweet and mild grilling sauce in this.
Then a little piece of connecting sauce is sitting on
top of the cream cheese mixture. Then you wrap the
whole creation with bacon, and then season the entire wrapped
jlapeno with a John Boy Billy pork rub.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Okay, I did follow it them, Okay, I got it. Okay, Okay,
I'm glad you worked that out for you. Check it out.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
Let's just watch to be sure. The Obama Tailgate Show
on YouTube tomorrow. Look for gating and grilling with Carlic
Cutt and kevin' Sport, John Boy and Billy grilling sauce.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
Who can argue with that?
Speaker 3 (32:57):
Good morning, It's a big show on the radio. Fry,
September twentieth. I would have been a belgie one well
an hour and a half. Tom's orange little us here
get on him? Man only one a dollar off of
him last week.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Hey, unless you didn't lose a dollar, that's true. Yeah,
we'll go to Bride's that guy. Hi, y'all. Here we
are in the Playhouse Clyde on a set in action.
Hello friends, your old pal Bert Bern here with another
knuckle cracking edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse today's
episode the new Hire. As our story opens, a new
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hire is called into the personnel manager's office.
Speaker 10 (33:42):
Snuck, knuck, Why did you see me?
Speaker 6 (33:46):
Ah?
Speaker 1 (33:47):
Yes, SMIs Moron?
Speaker 10 (33:48):
That schmarene?
Speaker 1 (33:50):
Ah, so it is Irish.
Speaker 10 (33:51):
Eh, that's shright face schrema.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
You know my wife is Irish, really drunk trash. Come
in and sit down, please sure?
Speaker 2 (34:04):
Sure?
Speaker 13 (34:04):
Sure?
Speaker 10 (34:06):
Joking on some spits, say is there a problem?
Speaker 1 (34:12):
Well, uh, miss Moron, brand right right, miss Moran. I
have to make a note. I've had some time to
review all your application in depth.
Speaker 13 (34:20):
Now.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
When you applied here, you said you spent six years
as chief of Alien Introduction to Society at Area fifty one.
Speaker 10 (34:28):
Yes, I also worked part time in the cafeteria.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Uh huh, and before that you were a head instructor
of spells and Potions at Hogwarts Academy.
Speaker 10 (34:38):
Yes, sure, like Gold Team Slythering.
Speaker 6 (34:42):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
And before that you were the hive coordinator for Bee's
Knees Organic Honey.
Speaker 10 (34:48):
Yes, I was the beach Whisperer.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
And uh, of course you were. Most recently, you were
the Dei supervisor for the Vatican.
Speaker 17 (34:57):
Oh.
Speaker 10 (34:58):
Yes, me and the Pope we are like this.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Well, miss Moran Mara, Yes, I'm afraid there's been a mistake.
The folks at Area fifty one have never heard of you.
Hogwarts doesn't even exist. Bee's Knees said you were banned
for trying to teach the bees swear words, and the
Pope told me to go to hell show. The truths
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is that this is your very first job. Correct. Yes, well,
why didn't you just say that on the application?
Speaker 10 (35:30):
Well, heys and shad, you were looking for someone with imagination,
son of a.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
And how we hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Could you just do up those top two buttons places.
Tune in next time when we'll hear the boss's drunk
ass irish wife say, hey, big man, let me hold
a dollar.
Speaker 10 (35:57):
Should I dress a little slink here?
Speaker 14 (36:00):
Yes, I mean no, it's a big show on your radio.
Thanks for joining us this morning.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
Good day.
Speaker 15 (36:12):
You're old pal STEVI here, No, not the former idiot intern,
the crocodile Stalker. And you're listening to my two favorite
bonds of mates, John Boy and Billy on the big show.
I'll tell you it's nice to be high and dry
and safe and sound in this Knacker studio.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
Hey, what's this wire for? Good morning? Celebrating Friday with
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a big showing.
Speaker 3 (37:08):
The radio will be R five four nine per phones
and minutesbent Vern coming hall.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
Happy boys.
Speaker 5 (37:25):
I was walking down the street on a sunny day,
feeling in my bone says I have my wee Bubbah,
I'm gonna have to beat boy. I'ma hap to be boys.
Oh we did good.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
When things are going here? We hey, my.
Speaker 5 (37:41):
Little box pot got hit by a car. Bubble, but
it's got to c in the box and put him
in a drawerubb.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
Oh, i'ma have to be boy. Oh I'm happy be boy.
Oh and good when things are going here?
Speaker 2 (37:55):
We hey, oh.
Speaker 5 (38:12):
Forgot all about it for a month and a half.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
Hubbo I looked into the drawer and started.
Speaker 5 (38:17):
To laugh hubbo, because i'ma have a beat boy.
Speaker 13 (38:21):
I have beat boy.
Speaker 5 (38:23):
Oh in a good one.
Speaker 13 (38:25):
Things are going here.
Speaker 3 (38:26):
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the radio coming up. We play beating the Blonde Beat There.
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Speaker 2 (38:57):
Hang on.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
Win you something for free first our fry the song
from b A five four nine.
Speaker 11 (39:04):
Don't tell any don't tell me, they will come a
looking port will be in me.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
Tell him here, Dad or Tanna, mere call me.
Speaker 11 (39:12):
Don't be down by the dun phone. I went up
uber right down from home Grown then or me up
the side of the head.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
I never felt that way.
Speaker 11 (39:25):
A'm be sitting We beat in Dutchey sheer of Avriconnas
smoking that stuff. I don't tell any, not tell they
will kind of looking door will be at beam. Tell
him here, Dad or Tanna bere gon be don't be
down by the duccone.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
I heard a little father down them the woods sounded
like someone saying, you're good.
Speaker 13 (39:57):
Mogle.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
Little folds are seeking just like a squirrel. Odus was
slurping duncas favorite girl. Oh the sending boys. Come sit
by the still. I'll wore you up a jar of
that fame and swell.
Speaker 11 (40:12):
If you can't walk, don't worry, don't wait like that
pine of passive guy. Wait, I'm down. Don't tell ath
the was kind of looking for with me infty telling
where Deed or Tela were gone.
Speaker 10 (40:26):
Me go me down by the duck boat.
Speaker 1 (40:38):
I had to dig the rock that was hitting the
tree out of the swamp. Can't heard his team.
Speaker 17 (40:43):
We're going to the passion that a hit that pipe
out of the blue Ki party. Well, Barty come down
and then that still women and as of all.
Speaker 1 (40:58):
Ben's thrill boat.
Speaker 11 (40:59):
Don't swoop, dude, turn yourself breath, give me u a
pump and I sold your phone.
Speaker 1 (41:03):
I mean, I don't tell any don't tell a bee
that won't trama.
Speaker 11 (41:07):
Look at Corbo me in deep, tell him we're dead
or tell him were now leave you go with me
down by the dumb phone.
Speaker 1 (41:23):
Lad, there comes Andy.
Speaker 11 (41:25):
You go life man, it's gold the hell I don't
go be a deep, don't tell any out. Tell a
pe tam broma, look a corpo, be em tea, tell
him where dead?
Speaker 2 (41:36):
Or tell him here?
Speaker 4 (41:37):
God go.
Speaker 1 (41:55):
Now by the du.
Speaker 13 (42:10):
Beat up he.
Speaker 1 (42:15):
A rather look at live.
Speaker 3 (42:17):
Versu the boes A while in concerts. All right, good
work boys, Well let's play Beat the Blonde. Come on
one eight hundred, big show. You told free line across America.
We'll get a contestant. Play next
I know it's gonna be hard for y'all to believe,
but I'm a redneck.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
The real lives, walking, talking, living, breathing rednegg.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Now, a redneck does not mean a slang time for
June pool efficiency.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Actually quite the opposite. It means I'm a winner in
the DNA's gonnap life.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
See now, you northern are gonna have to go to
a museum to see a redneck.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
You've seen one tonight. See you Northers. You like to
get up in the morning to have lived those of coffee.
Speaker 5 (00:39):
Us rednecks, we get up in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
We have us a dose of.
Speaker 6 (00:42):
The John Boy and Billy Show.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Hey, I cantle new.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
This Friday, John Boys making Friday sounds.
Speaker 7 (01:34):
Need to hear what your Wednesday says?
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Just a wake up South, Yes, y'all, big shows starting
your day off here this September the twentieth. Glad you
hear you look on the national days. You're gonna take
party in a national string cheese Day.
Speaker 7 (01:53):
I can get behind that.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
So is that just kind of the latest deal where
it comes in the package? Got that one little and
you supposed to peel it all.
Speaker 7 (02:01):
It's been around for quite some time.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
It looks more like spaghetti, doesn't it.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
You know, you know, it's just like a whole thing,
and you kind of They sell it in pacts. Maybe
that's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 7 (02:16):
They've been in lunchboxes for a long time. I don't
know if if they sell it like spaghetti. But the
only way I've ever seen it is in in the
role that you peel it down.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Well, that would be the time to investigate and eat
some string cheese. It's their day, National Punch Day, the
first quenching version of the delicious refreshing drink.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
National Fried Rice Day.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
All right, maybe go to all you can eat Chinese
buffet them things good.
Speaker 7 (02:46):
You would hate to go and fill up on rice though.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Right, Yeah, I guess you're right. Yeah, is order that
I can't eat all this crap? You want to crop
you eat crap.
Speaker 7 (02:55):
That's right, Take what you want, but what you take.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
It's National Care for Kids Day, all right? That would
be nice, y'all care for some kids.
Speaker 7 (03:02):
I'm sorry they had to make a day for that.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Yeah, remember they pushed one of those women's days, but
just forty kids kids have that. And it's National Tradesmen Day,
the day honorsy men and women who skills and hard
work build America and their skills keep it running strong
the day he recognizes the professionals who maintained the complex
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infrastructure of our roads, cities, water systems, and power grids.
Those four guys leaning on the shovel watching that one.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Guy digga hole.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Oh, gone to this your day to day gotta get
them hold done.
Speaker 7 (03:40):
Okay, I'm just gonna sit back on that. What watch you.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Trades We need more tradesmen. You know that's going that's
going out. You know, the kids going to college learn
how to hate America and try to get a job
and pay back three hundred thousand dollars it cost you
to not do crap.
Speaker 8 (04:00):
And you graduate with no job prospects. I mean, this
is crazy. What have we come to. I mean, trade
schools used to teach people how to do a trade.
Speaker 7 (04:10):
And they still do, walk out making fifty year.
Speaker 8 (04:14):
But you can't get the job without a college degree,
most of them. I know a cab driver in New
York City and he got the job only because he
was one of the only applicants that had a college degree.
The job it was requirement.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Wow, yep, yoh, all right, it was National Tradesman today,
let's do something to get it back to the hands.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
All right, three days in this are saved up.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
We'll get a first prize back out and get that
winning beginning. We celebrate Friday. Bid Joe's on a radio.
Good morning, I got the Big Show on a radio
coming up. We get the winning beginning.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
But first, let's.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Season till this Friday and our prize packages for the
winning with mss Marcy.
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What can you win? Marks mark Well.
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Thank you.
Speaker 7 (05:23):
Why were you pointing all over the pace?
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Let's start that.
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That's do here.
Speaker 7 (05:29):
I was trying to be a moote.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
You did. Wonderful fact. Announcery not announcery? All right, So
where are we all? Three days in history?
Speaker 3 (05:40):
This is where we get our categories. This is the
important part here. Nineteen forty five, the Brooklyn Dodgers, Tommy
Brown became the youngest player to hit a home run
in a Major League game. Tommy was seventeen years, eight
months and fourteen days.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Oh wow, oh Tommy.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Nineteen ninety one. A fast acting of poultry judge. Oh,
I love this day in history. He saved a prize
winning chickens life in the Western Washington Fair. The hen
almost drowned while being given a bath, but Judge Sherry
Milligan gave it mouth to beak resuscitation.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Here I come to save the all right, fast acting poultry.
Speaker 9 (06:25):
Judge, and then they cook it.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
It was a prize winning chickens. Give given chicken a
bath before it gets judged.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Close your mouth.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Finally, on this date in twenty eighteen, Carrie Underwood receives
a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fans.
Speaker 7 (06:44):
Very popular.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Yeah, she's still doing the opening to Monday Night Football
with that worst song ever written.
Speaker 10 (06:52):
Oh man, even in the miniskirt.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
You don't I mean I.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Like looking at her? Sure, yeah, I mean that's nice,
But just the song, Hey Jack ex the fact sate.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Old Buddy jar Head from Tennessee Road.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
But anyway, uh, the congratulations carry when your star, why.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Did you call him jar head? The jar head? Okay,
all right, that makes sense.
Speaker 11 (07:22):
That one.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
That was Ray Stevens nephew. That's how I met Ray Stevens,
and I just.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Never asked about the nickname.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
His father, felt In Jarvis was Elvis Presley's producer. When
Elvis was buying cars and Mama's Cadillac. He bought felt
In a minivand it was just out there. I love
it here.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Jar Heads daddy.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Oh right, well, anyway, so back to our Yeah that
three days in this where we got that bam bam
bamba's our category. So we're ready to play one eight
hundred Big Show you told free line outburst This next
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Good Morning, it's Big Shawn alradioly celebrating Friday Today's featured
Dragon the Big Show bid Bock Murray our agent saying,
don't be so ungrateful. Search for key word ungrateful and
has brought to you by.
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The Bank of America.
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Roval four hundred and halven Sunday, October thirteenth and Charlotte
Motor Speedway and right.
Speaker 6 (08:43):
Now, Upturst, let's play Updurst. It's the game that anyone
can win. Shan Boy and Billy gave the prizes from
the Big Prize Peedlet's go contested number one. This should
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really be a lot of fun when you're playing us.
Have the murry up and guess time you have the
best time you have a big shots.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Say hey Tom Brian from Whipfeld forging up.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
We shot Brian right? Good more than Brian?
Speaker 12 (09:32):
Hey, good morning Tom boy?
Speaker 6 (09:33):
Hell you y?
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Are we all good?
Speaker 6 (09:35):
There?
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Brian?
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Man, I can't never get into my heads at Whiffield
or wife Phil.
Speaker 12 (09:40):
Well it's with Phil. A lot of people call it Whiteville, Whiffle,
A lot of variations there.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Yes, yeah, we will. We will vary eight on the
town on whibble. I like it all right? All right, Brian,
let's get.
Speaker 12 (09:52):
You to the time collar certain, sorry to interrupt you,
first time caller.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Get very important for our first time callers. Brian, all right,
welcome to the club there, right, all right? Then, well
let's get you through here in five seconds. We need
three ways to score in baseball. Ready, go?
Speaker 12 (10:11):
You can fill home hit a home run, or walk
in on an air.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Yeah that's good man, because that's kind of a tough
one to throw out there. Did you think about that?
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Data.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Three ways of score. Well you didn't.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
I was gonna ask Dater that if she could answer
that three ways to score you step on home plate,
sla you walk.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Trust me, she knows more than three ways to score.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
I alright, bright, let's get back to you right quick here,
Buddy's all right.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Three living things that you can bathe ready go.
Speaker 12 (10:53):
Dog, you can play the cat or a child?
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Yes, all right right, and for the wind. Three places
you see stars ready to.
Speaker 12 (11:03):
Go walking down to Hollywood Walk of Fame, in space
or on the hearty fun when you're getting breakfast.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
And Brian, the big old mount Olive pickles prize packing
all that comes with it is headed up to a
wevel to you.
Speaker 12 (11:23):
Ah yay you bring back to Matney flat shout.
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Out, Oh yeah, you go ahead.
Speaker 12 (11:32):
So we call every morning. My step son Colton uh
and I got a two year old child, Everly, and
my wife Jessica Brewer. All all right, brother, we will
listen you guys every morning. We call in every morning.
So thank you for calling us.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
All right, buddy, Well, Brian, thank you very much. Man.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
You got your now I know you got your nice family.
Proud of there you tell them we said, duh huh,
we love you mean it?
Speaker 12 (11:57):
Oh, yes, sir, it's the bottom of.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
The hours, the topic of news. Why make bird girl
just flew into the window.
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Check out the gunner back in here.
Speaker 9 (12:12):
We don't have the.
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Bud with the birds.
Speaker 13 (12:43):
Around it.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Good morning, that's a big show on the radio. And
we all got our favorite Friday song we look forward
to hearing every Friday and Dacus Ladus we added to
the because she loves that rap music. And we got
the rap masters queued up ready Jackie Gotta.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Turned up my rap baby not ever go.
Speaker 12 (13:14):
Oh, John Boy Billy, everything's going to be all John
Boy Billy.
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Do you know you are the best?
Speaker 13 (13:21):
Come on now, clap your hands, sing along with us.
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We are the rap.
Speaker 13 (13:26):
Master man singer Kelly Rappers.
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You have on your bee shut for the more.
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They're the rock and roll station ten years and coming more.
Speaker 10 (13:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Our people just tickled her. Yeah, especially the dumb ones.
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Good morning, I think shows on the radio.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
Let's get connected. Temptation trailer right here?
Speaker 4 (14:22):
H Hello is ho it?
Speaker 6 (14:24):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (14:25):
My life on a fight about it?
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:26):
I'm on better here?
Speaker 4 (14:27):
Well well you saying there? You beg old Harry no
driving knuckles draggon, butt scrunching, bugger picking, popping the mode,
hugging like hey, looking.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Firm, Gee, Hoyd, that seems kind of harsh.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
Okay, you're right. Further record, you're driving ain't near as
bad as it used to be.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
I s more like here you hey man, wasn't you
over Cassaday double Wide?
Speaker 4 (14:49):
Oh no, it ain't Cassaday double White. No more. We're
changing the name again.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
All right? What is it?
Speaker 4 (14:54):
This time manufactured manner?
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Upscaling the neighborhood again?
Speaker 4 (15:00):
Yeah, oh man. Wilber put down a fresh load of
gravel up at the top of the driveway, planted some
new monkey grass around the mailboxes. He even bought new
letters for the sign out front.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Ooh you guys, moving on up.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
Well, not so much as you might think. Welber still
won't unblock the good newty channels on the community. Saddle
out this that one ain't happy about that nature. We
gonna become a modern upscale community if we're scared of
the natural beauty of a human body.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Well, I never knew Debor who was such a fan
of high culture.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
He ain't, but he likes him some skinner.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Max.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
Well, you probably just answered my next question, but I'll
ask you anyway.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
How's he doing in the romance department.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
He actually went on a blind date the other night
on Twitch at the body shop. Fixed him up with
his cousin that just moved to town.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
So was she actually blind?
Speaker 4 (15:50):
No, but that might have helped. Everyone was sweating it
out before it happened to waste a home. I'm going
out with a woman I ain't never seen before. What
was I thinking? I said, not too much, but you
never know. She might be a fox. He says, yeah,
but what if she ain't a fox? What if she's
a hound? I'll be stuck with old ugly woman all night?
(16:12):
Like he ain't never been with an ugly woman. Yeah,
So I says, well, just be ready to bail out early.
He says, well, how am I gonna do that? I said, well,
if you get there and she turns out to be
a little ugly, just start rubbing on you forehead, you know,
and then put on a real pitiful voice and say, oh, honey,
I sure hate to do this too, you, but I
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think I'm coming down with one of my migraine headaches.
Oh it's a bad and too. I think I'm gonna
have to go back home and lay down. Then you
get the heck out of there.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Well, let me guess he had to bail out, no, believe.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
It or not. We got to the house, she comes
to hers. She was a haughtie, tall broad and just
stone cold beautiful. Debert smiles real big. He says, well,
that's a real pressure to me. Two great thing. You
ready to hit the road. She starts rubbing her forehead,
puts on this real tedible voices all, honey, I.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Sure desserts goes on.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
That's why you want skin a MAXs unscrambles to bath
hens laying around here. Men, Delbert Einstein is fixing to
go to work. You're gonna see Gable letter on. Well,
well you tell him. I said, hell, no, what you mean?
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Y'all?
Speaker 4 (17:27):
Keep him straight Upire god.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
By, I want to know who in the hell is
young boy?
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Why?
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Wh what something? Radio stations, John Boy and Son, somebody
please keep playing my mes? Please, Hey John boy, what's up? Why?
Speaker 13 (17:54):
Wh what?
Speaker 1 (17:56):
My mind aw aw.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Place to be?
Speaker 13 (18:18):
H h h h h.
Speaker 7 (18:29):
H h.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Good morning.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
There's a big shawl the radio. We're talking about this.
Nobody was saying what everyday skill becomes suspicious if you're
too good at it. Some people talking about that, you know,
like a he says. One man says he and his
wife went to a shooting range and fired a variety
of guns for the first time, and his wife's accuracy
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with a glock was expert level. Yeah that's a handgu
by the way, glock. The trainer whispered to the guy,
check her background.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Really that good?
Speaker 3 (19:14):
But you know, we learned from our shooting range shooters
express he's a fire old buddy Danny when with shooting
all the time back then, right that women are very
good right off the bat with firearms, better than guys.
Speaker 8 (19:28):
I've taught a lot of women to shoot, and I'm
just about every one of them, you know, hits dead
center first shot.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
I don't understand it.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
They say, Well, they say that that women will take instruction,
you know with that with guys, it's oh god, yeah,
give me that I got. But but that's what they say.
The professionals say they just take instruction. They listen to
what they're saying with a holding aim. But yeah, it
is something like that right off the bat.
Speaker 7 (19:57):
I've also heard that women make better dump chuck.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
Is that right.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Now?
Speaker 3 (20:04):
Paula Our listened down and Waxhaw drops a dump drug.
Our hears he's very good drive from Norwood.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Well yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
And yeah, all right, well let me see suspicious about
shooting very well. Remember when we did that promo and
what I did. We had a saw horse and we
set up was it five or six bowling pin?
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Sure? Yeah, and then so you'd have.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
A clock, you'd have your gun ready, go and start
the clock and bam, bam when the last bowling pin
hits the ground, that you shoot it off the saw horse.
Speaker 8 (20:35):
They stopped the clock, right, wasn't good enough that it
falls over? It has to be off the tape, right,
I'll to tell when his grounds to stop like that.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
So, so the deal is I was gonna shoot first,
and then all day anybody could come in and try
to beat my time. Anybody that beat the time would
get a prize.
Speaker 7 (20:52):
Oh neat.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
So so first shot.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
It's back when I was shooting a lot, my time
was like three point four seconds.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Incredible.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
Yeah, and I accused Danny it was either five or six.
I think it was six.
Speaker 8 (21:08):
Wow, I can't remember, but I do remember accusing Danny
of rigging it somehow.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
But I say lie, I've always been a good jut
you know, because I don't tell you that bath three
before nobody beat me. The whole day I wouldn't ride.
There was a bunch of cops and some lall in there,
some deputies and come on and.
Speaker 14 (21:28):
Me, John, well, what what were you doing that when
you were shooting that you?
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Oh no, I was very humble about the whole thing.
But yeah, but that was that was pretty good. And
look at me. I probably wouldn't make it. That's what
Just pick one. Oh, good deal, thank you. That was
fun for me going down there.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
Lane. Okay, we're gonna bang on the drum and minutes,
play some John boyd Jeopardy and we keep the winning going.
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Speaker 1 (22:01):
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Where's our Friday morning song?
Speaker 11 (22:28):
And before eleven o'clock tonight, mister, you better find yourself
another line of work this one sure.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Don't fix your pistol. It's one hundred and six miles
to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas, half
a pack of cigarettes.
Speaker 5 (22:41):
It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Speaker 13 (22:44):
Hit it.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
I hate work. I've been having a very days. I
don't okay, I don't.
Speaker 4 (23:06):
I'm just gonna.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Backday Monday.
Speaker 13 (23:23):
Back.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Don't you just took me?
Speaker 13 (23:31):
Just that She's got me?
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Yeahday fucking back.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
Okay, work work, work, work, work, work, work work. What
are we gonna do?
Speaker 13 (23:57):
Man?
Speaker 1 (23:57):
We gotta get out of here with this the light?
I mean, do you do anything like this creepy stuff?
What do you do for fun? Oh no, we don't
have fun. We just we just work. Here's here's our fun, right,
work work, work, work, work, work work work.
Speaker 11 (24:11):
Well.
Speaker 14 (24:11):
I realized my father makes a lot of money, but
you see he's not giving me any.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (24:16):
Weekend, Sday, Sunday the time between work and war.
Speaker 15 (24:20):
Work, the time when you go out looking for happiness
and end up punched over somewhere else's toilet.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
The weekend, things are at their darkest.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Pal it's a brave man a party.
Speaker 13 (24:31):
All is will taste you is.
Speaker 14 (24:35):
Cool?
Speaker 13 (24:36):
Bus. I'm fine, Oh dolling arm today.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
I'm gray check paid?
Speaker 13 (25:32):
Work? Work? What what?
Speaker 6 (25:33):
What?
Speaker 13 (25:34):
What?
Speaker 1 (25:34):
What's what's work?
Speaker 13 (25:35):
I hate work?
Speaker 1 (25:36):
I hate work.
Speaker 13 (25:36):
I hate us?
Speaker 2 (25:50):
All right?
Speaker 3 (25:50):
Better heart beating hands waiting hitting in a Friday good word.
Let's play John Boy Jeopardy. Well review yesterday's question. We
found out, according to the expert, this is the dirtiest,
most bacteriating thing passengers come in contact with on a
commercial airplane table. And it says I didn't get to
this yesterday. You might also want to rethink asking for
(26:12):
a blanket. The cleaning crew rebags them after every flight.
Unless they're visibly soiled. They only get washed about once
a month. Maybe no cuddling with that blanket. Marsy dog
gone it all right? Okay, Today's John Boy Jeopardy. When
(26:33):
buying one of these, the number one preferred color is white.
Black is number two.
Speaker 7 (26:39):
What are puppies?
Speaker 3 (26:41):
I guess what y'all got one eight hundred big show
you told free line across America. We go to John
Boy jepety next. Good morning, it's a big show on
(27:15):
the radio. Thank you los So Tavern feed to make
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the Big Show dot coming right now.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Let's play Yeahs live across American.
Speaker 8 (27:50):
It's Tom Boy, Jeminy and now a man who reminds you,
y'all don't be ungrateful. Don't go around bothering peep, be
appreciative of your jobs.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Please com please, He's John Boy Saturday.
Speaker 6 (28:06):
I know.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
As I had a Chad out upon a talk Mississippi.
Good morning, Chad.
Speaker 4 (28:14):
Good morning John Boy.
Speaker 5 (28:15):
Hello, get started.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
Hey, before we get started, I want to let you
know man, I'm a first term caller, a long time listener.
Well let's get there'sie out for you chat. I had
a boy welcome in here. All right, Well we're pulling
for you, Chad. You got the first shot at John
Boy Jeopardy this morning. When buying one of these, the
number one preferred color is white. Black is number two.
(28:42):
I'm gonna say it's a vehicle. Well, let's see if
you gotta Chad show us vehicles had about that. I'm
just trying to think of everything. I'll see you right
(29:03):
back then.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
He seems like it.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
Yeah, Chad, you got the big O happy herd price
pack will get too down, Pole talk.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Glad you got food, Glady won, Buddy perfect, Thank you guys.
Speaker 13 (29:16):
Love y'all, y'all.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Bottom of the hot were on top of your news.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
See what Carl the Cook, I'm on Kevin Sport gonna cook,
I'm on gating and really with Obama Tailgate show after
your news.
Speaker 16 (29:38):
H m hm, good morning. It's big show on the radio.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
We talked about gayting and grilling with Carl and Cook
and Kevin Sport airs during the Obama Tailgate Show that
airs every Saturday. It drops by three pm Eastern time
on YouTube and Taylor because Carl's got a recipe every show,
and gating and grilling of course with the grilling sauce
(30:32):
and so tayer.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
You look that up after it airs. Can you go
back on YouTube I'm sure it's still there.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
The content is still there correct, so you can go
back and catch up on some of the recipes that
you might have missed. So gayton and grilling is a
deal inside the Bama tailgate show.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
What do you call it? Feture?
Speaker 3 (30:49):
Thank you all of us be a showcasing connect of
sausage and John Boy and Billy are rubs and of
course our sausage. So Carl's cooking this Saturday, refer seared
try tip seasoned with Carl and shell steak shape and
it's finished with a balsamic bourbon reduction. Sounds good, I know, man,
(31:09):
I love him burnt tip to burn it like old
man try tip.
Speaker 8 (31:13):
I looked up reversed cearing and what that is is
where we normally would put meat on a very hot
grill and then turn it down.
Speaker 9 (31:20):
This is you.
Speaker 8 (31:21):
You start with a low temperature, cook your meat and
at the end you see it which is actually better
for the meat. Because everybody believes searing seals in the juices.
Not true, just adds flavored.
Speaker 3 (31:34):
All right, Well, you don't have to take Randy's word.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
I looked it up.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
Car cook, Ha's got you covered on that. Also, I
want to tell you the always something with a connect
of sausage and this you got to watch is because
I can't comprehend what's going on here. Uh okay, connecta
sausage stuffed holopeno wrapped in bacon. The holopeno would be
stuffed with cream cheese, cheddar cheese all season with John
boybiled chicken and pork rub. And you gotta have some
(32:00):
John Boy and Billic sweet and mild grilling sauce in this.
Then a little piece of connecting sauce is sitting on
top of the cream cheese mixture. Then you wrap the
whole creation with bacon, and then season the entire wrapped
jlapeno with a John Boy Billy pork rub.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Okay, I did follow it them, Okay, I got it. Okay, Okay,
I'm glad you worked that out for you. Check it out.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
Let's just watch to be sure. The Obama Tailgate Show
on YouTube tomorrow. Look for gating and grilling with Carlic
Cutt and kevin' Sport, John Boy and Billy grilling sauce.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
Who can argue with that?
Speaker 3 (32:57):
Good morning, It's a big show on the radio. Fry,
September twentieth. I would have been a belgie one well
an hour and a half. Tom's orange little us here
get on him? Man only one a dollar off of
him last week.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Hey, unless you didn't lose a dollar, that's true. Yeah,
we'll go to Bride's that guy. Hi, y'all. Here we
are in the Playhouse Clyde on a set in action.
Hello friends, your old pal Bert Bern here with another
knuckle cracking edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse today's
episode the new Hire. As our story opens, a new
(33:39):
hire is called into the personnel manager's office.
Speaker 10 (33:42):
Snuck, knuck, Why did you see me?
Speaker 6 (33:46):
Ah?
Speaker 1 (33:47):
Yes, SMIs Moron?
Speaker 10 (33:48):
That schmarene?
Speaker 1 (33:50):
Ah, so it is Irish.
Speaker 10 (33:51):
Eh, that's shright face schrema.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
You know my wife is Irish, really drunk trash. Come
in and sit down, please sure?
Speaker 2 (34:04):
Sure?
Speaker 13 (34:04):
Sure?
Speaker 10 (34:06):
Joking on some spits, say is there a problem?
Speaker 1 (34:12):
Well, uh, miss Moron, brand right right, miss Moran. I
have to make a note. I've had some time to
review all your application in depth.
Speaker 13 (34:20):
Now.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
When you applied here, you said you spent six years
as chief of Alien Introduction to Society at Area fifty one.
Speaker 10 (34:28):
Yes, I also worked part time in the cafeteria.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Uh huh, and before that you were a head instructor
of spells and Potions at Hogwarts Academy.
Speaker 10 (34:38):
Yes, sure, like Gold Team Slythering.
Speaker 6 (34:42):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
And before that you were the hive coordinator for Bee's
Knees Organic Honey.
Speaker 10 (34:48):
Yes, I was the beach Whisperer.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
And uh, of course you were. Most recently, you were
the Dei supervisor for the Vatican.
Speaker 17 (34:57):
Oh.
Speaker 10 (34:58):
Yes, me and the Pope we are like this.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Well, miss Moran Mara, Yes, I'm afraid there's been a mistake.
The folks at Area fifty one have never heard of you.
Hogwarts doesn't even exist. Bee's Knees said you were banned
for trying to teach the bees swear words, and the
Pope told me to go to hell show. The truths
(35:23):
is that this is your very first job. Correct. Yes, well,
why didn't you just say that on the application?
Speaker 10 (35:30):
Well, heys and shad, you were looking for someone with imagination,
son of a.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
And how we hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Could you just do up those top two buttons places.
Tune in next time when we'll hear the boss's drunk
ass irish wife say, hey, big man, let me hold
a dollar.
Speaker 10 (35:57):
Should I dress a little slink here?
Speaker 14 (36:00):
Yes, I mean no, it's a big show on your radio.
Thanks for joining us this morning.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
Good day.
Speaker 15 (36:12):
You're old pal STEVI here, No, not the former idiot intern,
the crocodile Stalker. And you're listening to my two favorite
bonds of mates, John Boy and Billy on the big show.
I'll tell you it's nice to be high and dry
and safe and sound in this Knacker studio.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
Hey, what's this wire for? Good morning? Celebrating Friday with
(37:07):
a big showing.
Speaker 3 (37:08):
The radio will be R five four nine per phones
and minutesbent Vern coming hall.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
Happy boys.
Speaker 5 (37:25):
I was walking down the street on a sunny day,
feeling in my bone says I have my wee Bubbah,
I'm gonna have to beat boy. I'ma hap to be boys.
Oh we did good.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
When things are going here? We hey, my.
Speaker 5 (37:41):
Little box pot got hit by a car. Bubble, but
it's got to c in the box and put him
in a drawerubb.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
Oh, i'ma have to be boy. Oh I'm happy be boy.
Oh and good when things are going here?
Speaker 2 (37:55):
We hey, oh.
Speaker 5 (38:12):
Forgot all about it for a month and a half.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
Hubbo I looked into the drawer and started.
Speaker 5 (38:17):
To laugh hubbo, because i'ma have a beat boy.
Speaker 13 (38:21):
I have beat boy.
Speaker 5 (38:23):
Oh in a good one.
Speaker 13 (38:25):
Things are going here.
Speaker 3 (38:26):
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Speaker 1 (38:57):
Win you something for free first our fry the song
from b A five four nine.
Speaker 11 (39:04):
Don't tell any don't tell me, they will come a
looking port will be in me.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
Tell him here, Dad or Tanna, mere call me.
Speaker 11 (39:12):
Don't be down by the dun phone. I went up
uber right down from home Grown then or me up
the side of the head.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
I never felt that way.
Speaker 11 (39:25):
A'm be sitting We beat in Dutchey sheer of Avriconnas
smoking that stuff. I don't tell any, not tell they
will kind of looking door will be at beam. Tell
him here, Dad or Tanna bere gon be don't be
down by the duccone.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
I heard a little father down them the woods sounded
like someone saying, you're good.
Speaker 13 (39:57):
Mogle.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
Little folds are seeking just like a squirrel. Odus was
slurping duncas favorite girl. Oh the sending boys. Come sit
by the still. I'll wore you up a jar of
that fame and swell.
Speaker 11 (40:12):
If you can't walk, don't worry, don't wait like that
pine of passive guy. Wait, I'm down. Don't tell ath
the was kind of looking for with me infty telling
where Deed or Tela were gone.
Speaker 10 (40:26):
Me go me down by the duck boat.
Speaker 1 (40:38):
I had to dig the rock that was hitting the
tree out of the swamp. Can't heard his team.
Speaker 17 (40:43):
We're going to the passion that a hit that pipe
out of the blue Ki party. Well, Barty come down
and then that still women and as of all.
Speaker 1 (40:58):
Ben's thrill boat.
Speaker 11 (40:59):
Don't swoop, dude, turn yourself breath, give me u a
pump and I sold your phone.
Speaker 1 (41:03):
I mean, I don't tell any don't tell a bee
that won't trama.
Speaker 11 (41:07):
Look at Corbo me in deep, tell him we're dead
or tell him were now leave you go with me
down by the dumb phone.
Speaker 1 (41:23):
Lad, there comes Andy.
Speaker 11 (41:25):
You go life man, it's gold the hell I don't
go be a deep, don't tell any out. Tell a
pe tam broma, look a corpo, be em tea, tell
him where dead?
Speaker 2 (41:36):
Or tell him here?
Speaker 4 (41:37):
God go.
Speaker 1 (41:55):
Now by the du.
Speaker 13 (42:10):
Beat up he.
Speaker 1 (42:15):
A rather look at live.
Speaker 3 (42:17):
Versu the boes A while in concerts. All right, good
work boys, Well let's play Beat the Blonde. Come on
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