October 4, 2024 • 41 mins
Friday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ll give “the Ballad of John Boy” a spin - and then the Pinkard and Bowden classic, “Bad Big John”.. - Sal Vulcano from the hit TV show, “Impractical Jokers” checks in as he takes his comedy on the road through Big Show cities.. - The Not Ready for Drive-Time Players have a new script entitled, ““Heaven or Bust”.. - We call up Brigid O’Donoghue of ChildsWish.org to get the 4-1-1 on this years free hunting trips for kids and veterans with disabilities.. - John Boy announces the winner for his “Wonderful Thing” of the week.. - and Tom Sorensen recaps the week’s NFL action and looks ahead to the games coming up..
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
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One of the men asked, Rather, what's the frequency, Kenneth.
The bizarre question was the inspiration behind the R. E. M.
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That's weird. That was a weird deal.
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That's the frequency, Kenneth.
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Let's start in five seconds. Give us three professions that
have a contract ready, go.
Speaker 8 (06:14):
Okay, lawyer, a realtor, and then a pro athlete.
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Bam, radio disc jockeys. Not many of them, all right, man,
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Ready, pacemakers, detibulator and then a new replacement.
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Wow, bam for the win. Three male news anchors past
or present, Ready to go okay?
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David Muir, Dan rather and lel And.
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top of your news. About twenty minutes, we're gonna wake
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Mary Jane and see what she's thinking. This will be fun,
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good morning. There's a big showing ALREADYO here Friday morning
in October fourth fall twenty twenty four, Dead BG. And
then our Friday songs, Man Friday, John Boy's songs. See
if the music you kids listen to about me, it's
just noise. I wanted to just ease into the John
(08:19):
Boy Friday song. What the hell are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (08:23):
You don't need to know?
Speaker 1 (08:25):
You just sing background, real soft and sweet about me?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
All right?
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Oh kay, right here we go. I'll never forget that
faithful night.
Speaker 10 (08:43):
He lay there in the pale moonlight, a filthy ball
cap on his head. I thought that he was surely dead,
a broken soul. No one would claim. That's the night
I learned the name of John Boy, John Boy. For
five days, it was touch and go. Would he survived?
(09:03):
I didn't know. He let out with a mournful wheeze.
His colon blocked with too much cheese, and with a
rusty butter knife, I cleared the clog and saved the
life of John Boy, John.
Speaker 11 (09:15):
Boy, John Boy.
Speaker 10 (09:22):
I soon found out he had a gift. His funny
ways gave folks a lift. I thought that he should
have a show where I worked on the radio. I
had a feeling he'd find fame when everyone would learn
the name of John.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Boy, John Boy John.
Speaker 10 (09:41):
He soon was famous far and wide, made other DJs
run and hide. He sure enough became a star, but
it wasn't skilled that got him far the credit to
what he'd become. There was no one nearly quite as
dumb as John.
Speaker 5 (09:55):
Boy, John Boy, John Boll.
Speaker 10 (10:03):
He couldn't act, he couldn't sing, he always said such
stupid things, could barely say the simplest words. But solid
gold came from those turns, the listeners. They were never born.
Cash and ratings with a reward for John Boy.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
John Boy, John Boy.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
But success began to swell his head. He hated getting
out of bed.
Speaker 10 (10:27):
One day he threw a hissy fit and in a
rage of fart was lit. He set the studio ablaze.
Could this be the end of days for John Boy.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
John Boy, John Boy.
Speaker 10 (10:44):
We all stood there with jars of gate as he
ran back in the same as Kate. The walls collapsed
as it burned down, and John Boy he was never found.
The incidents still unexplained. Just a few stained T shirts
are all that remained.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Of John Boy, John Boy.
Speaker 10 (11:10):
I'm still out here in radio land on some forgotten
am band, and later at night I get a chill.
I think that I can hear him still, and on
the first full moon of fall, I hear the uah
Ua call.
Speaker 11 (11:28):
Of John Boy, John Boy, John Boo, John Boy, John Boy.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
H Morning big shows on the radio.
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Here we go, and now deep thoughts with Zach the
Weed Guy's girlfriend Mary Jane.
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Yeah, what's up, my dudes?
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Nets over here?
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Okay, what's.
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Oh man?
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Are y'all doing good?
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I'm doing okay.
Speaker 13 (12:42):
I've just been, you know, sitting around thinking about stuff.
You want to hear something.
Speaker 14 (12:49):
Cool.
Speaker 13 (12:51):
I may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head,
I'm really like busy. Can you see a crime? I
am at an apple store? Are you an eye witness? Okay, okay,
you gotta have a slow start. You dudes know that
(13:13):
bottled water companies don't really produce water.
Speaker 9 (13:17):
They produce plastic bottles.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
You can't take credit for the water.
Speaker 13 (13:26):
I think starting your day with an early morning run
is a great way to make your day.
Speaker 9 (13:33):
Not any worse.
Speaker 13 (13:39):
I couldn't really see my paper from all the smoke.
Humans cut down trees for paper on which they draw
treesmer Al right, guys, I've been shopping. You ever noticed
if you buy a bigger bed, you're left with more
(13:59):
bedroom but less bedroom. Okay, all right, I went to
the paint store. I went to the paint store to
get thinner and like.
Speaker 9 (14:12):
It did not work.
Speaker 13 (14:17):
Chocolates a bye, But I supposed the Lamathon chocolate is
vital to our survival. Okay, it's true.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
It's true.
Speaker 13 (14:27):
Dinosaurs didn't have chocolate and low what happened to them?
Speaker 4 (14:33):
Have you got that connected word?
Speaker 2 (14:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it.
Speaker 13 (14:42):
So you know, guys, I joined a gym. The fitness
trainer asked me what kind of squad are you accustomed
to doing?
Speaker 1 (14:49):
And I said, didley.
Speaker 13 (14:56):
Don't you hate it when someone answers their own question?
Speaker 2 (15:00):
I do?
Speaker 13 (15:01):
Okay, one more okay, and then I gotta go because
I have plans to stare at my phone.
Speaker 11 (15:09):
Some are exciting.
Speaker 9 (15:13):
If you smoke ween on a boat, does that.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Make it seaweed? I'm just asking for a friend.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
All right.
Speaker 13 (15:23):
Look at the time, it's just running across Randy's face.
That's it for now, dudes. You'll keep rocking and I'll
keep thinking.
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Apparently Deep Thoughts is brought to you by Hard Graves
Potted Meat Products. Because it's four twenty somewhere, not shearing.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Good Morning, no big shows on a radio?
Speaker 15 (15:51):
Well, well, well you've obviously got nothing better to do.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Well, maybe you're just not smart enough to change the dial.
Speaker 15 (16:02):
Whatever the reason, you're listening to John Boy and Billy
on the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
They won Good Morning, Big Shows on the radio. One
(16:46):
of the stars from Impractical Jokers, Sal O'Connell, will be
joining us in minutes. Hang on, here was sal gonna.
Here's some big show town doing. There's common to stand
up work as well. Let's thirty minutes ago. I butchered
the Ringo song, not me personally. Thanks for the help.
(17:06):
I can't see what Figure and Bowden can do to
Big Bad John.
Speaker 5 (17:23):
Little song.
Speaker 16 (17:23):
Here about the art of songwriting, which is, of course,
keep it simple, use as few words as possible. You
oughta know, Richard, Yeah, I learned it all from you.
Speaker 5 (17:39):
Say.
Speaker 16 (17:43):
Well, every morning at the mine, you could see him arrive.
It's dood six foot six. You could see him arrive,
kind of broad at the shoulder, narrow at the hippn
everybody knew he was narrow at the hepn bad John.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
Nobody seemed to know where John called home.
Speaker 5 (18:05):
He just drifted into town, never called home.
Speaker 16 (18:08):
He didn't say much. He's kind of quiet and shy.
If he spoke at all, he didn't say much. He's
kind of quiet and shy.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Bad John, Bad John, Bad big John, who.
Speaker 16 (18:30):
Somebody said he came from New Orleans where he'd got
in a fight down in New Orleans and a crashing
blow from his huge right hand killed at Louisiana.
Speaker 5 (18:41):
Fellow with a huge right hand. Bad John.
Speaker 16 (18:49):
Then came one day at the bottom of the mine
when a timber cracked at the bottom of the mine.
The miners were praying, and hearts beat fast. Everybody that
their hearts was beating fast. At John, Bad John, Bad.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
John, Bad big John. Or less.
Speaker 5 (19:15):
We raised it up. That's exciting.
Speaker 16 (19:28):
It here we go, and then with all his strength
he gave a mighty shove, and a miner yelled out.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
He gave a mighty shove.
Speaker 16 (19:40):
Twenty men scrambled from a would be grave. Now there's
only one, and that would be grave, and that's John
with Jackson timbers. They started back down, and then came
that rumble as they started back down, and the smoking
gas belched out of that mine. Everybody need it was
(20:00):
smoking gas about it out of that mine.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Bad job, bad job, bad big job.
Speaker 16 (20:15):
All right, since theive boys, well, they never reopened that
worthless pit. They just placed a marble stand on that
worthless pit. These few words are written on.
Speaker 5 (20:30):
That stand.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
At the bottom of this mine was written.
Speaker 5 (20:36):
On that stand.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Bad, bad job, bad big job.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio. Coming up. We
played John Boy Jeb for the big Old Prize pack.
Hang on right now, here's a special guest we've been
waiting on. Sal Volcano is upcoming Everything's Fine Tour, which
includes some stopping big show cities across America. And he
has a new stand up comedy special, Terrified, which can
(21:19):
be viewed absolutely free on YouTube. Already more than one
point three million views. Let's see if we can stack
a little bit more on that. Of course, you knows
Sal from Impractical Jokers. He hit TV show and we
got him here on the Big Show. Good morning, Sal,
how you guys doing, Hey Man, we're doing awesome. Thanks
(21:39):
for joining us this morning, buddy.
Speaker 8 (21:41):
I love the energy right off the top, this is
very very good.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
All right.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Well, first of all, one point three million views already
on Terrified, the stand up comedy special, So man, not
too bad right off the bat there, Sal.
Speaker 8 (21:58):
Yeah, I mean people are on into a well just
came out. It's a it's basically collection of stories that
like were traumatizing to me from childhood into adulthood. Kind
of trying to explain a little bit of why I
am the way I am. So I guess people are
responding to it.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
So Terrified, good word one summed it up there. And
what about your upcoming Everything's Fine tour, which has includes
some stops and big shows. Sit, he's gonna kick that
off right after the first.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Of the year.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Look a well, wait a minute, November to fifteenth, man,
that's right around the corner. I missed this Greenville, South
Carolina and November sixteenth and Charlotte going to be over
in Knoxville, Tennessee, November seventeenth as well, so souths just
right off the bat our listeners, John Dan, what's the
best way to get tickets to your show and see
you when you're coming near you?
Speaker 8 (22:50):
Absolutely, Salvlcanocomedy dot com is my website. I mean, ticket
manster or the local theater's website is fine. You just
google me and you're sitting and you get it.
Speaker 4 (23:02):
It's easy to find on the internet, right.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
All right, So the everything's fine. Tour, So second headline
Theater Tour twenty eight days already announce. Man, it seems
like you're very popular.
Speaker 8 (23:17):
So well, I mean, you know, I've been tortured for
a decade on television, so I guess people are they
finally want to come out and maybe but yeah, no,
I'll be I'll be doing dates all the way through
twenty six and I'm trying to cover every single city.
Uh so, if you know I'm gonna be out there.
And if people didn't see Terrified, this is a whole
(23:38):
new show, so you get a whole new hour material.
It's different than the special, but please check out the
special as well.
Speaker 4 (23:45):
So speaking of terrified.
Speaker 17 (23:47):
What has happened in in Practical Jokers that you absolutely
refused to do but ended up doing it anyway.
Speaker 8 (23:56):
Oh So, I mean at this point, I mean, we're
on you know, we're season eleven is airing now on
CBS new episodes. We're on three hundred episodes in so
I've been terrified. You know, I've been tortured for about,
you know, thirteen years now. But one thing, one thing
that I don't like and this is no secret, but
(24:16):
I and God bless you if you like them, but
I'm not a big fan of cats. It's okay, but
I don't really I wouldn't have gone and done anything
with the cats except they they got me one time
and they handcuffed me down to the floor and they
started putting. They started out with the kittens, then they
moved to the cats, and then towards the end they
(24:36):
started going to like mountain cats, and that was just
I mean, yeah, And then in the Impractical Jokers movie,
they locked me in a motel room with a white
Bengal tiger. So they've gone out of control with the cats.
Speaker 4 (24:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (24:50):
I think that's the best part is that you know
you're going through all this terror and they're they're in
a room laughing.
Speaker 7 (24:56):
Give them more.
Speaker 17 (24:57):
But of all the people on all the his between
him and all the cohorts, now, you always seem like
the one who is most embarrassed about doing what it
is you have to do.
Speaker 4 (25:07):
And that's what I love.
Speaker 8 (25:08):
You hit the nail right on the head.
Speaker 4 (25:10):
I love it. I put myself in your position easily.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
That's awesome, all right, fans, I'm sorry, go hit south No.
Speaker 8 (25:19):
I think that's why. I you know, people respond to
I think they like to see people like to see
me suffer.
Speaker 16 (25:25):
I believe.
Speaker 4 (25:28):
They're cheering for you too, and they're trying.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
To it is it is working. I mean not many
shows should say they sold out Madison Square, Garden, Boston Garden,
London's O two Arena seven times, Radio City Music all
seven times, over a million tickets since twenty thirty.
Speaker 4 (25:45):
Not bad for a bunch of idiots.
Speaker 8 (25:52):
That's what my t shirt says, that I walk around here.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Imagine, Oh you so get to know sal ball Cano
comedy s A l uh well, I got a SA
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everything you need to know and be sure to catch
out when he's.
Speaker 4 (26:13):
Near you man.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Now, thanks for taking time. Body, come see us again.
Speaker 8 (26:18):
I will thank you guys a great thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
All right, Buddy sal Valkano Comedy Everything's fine to where
the Terrified stand up comedy special is free on YouTube.
All right, well, let's play John Boy Jeopardy. Let's review
yesterday's question. We found out in nineteen seventy three during
a meeting with Henry Kissinger, China's chairman, Mile Oh Mayo.
(26:43):
What was it at wild over there, milele Yeah, I
said that China had an access of these and offer
to give ten million of them to the United States.
It is what are their women? Women's? What it was
today's John Boy Jeopardy? Good luck avoiding one? And to
my ologists say there are approximately one hundred and ten
(27:06):
trillion of these insects on Earth, which means they are
roughly thirteen thousand of them for every human.
Speaker 9 (27:13):
Oh, what are our cicadas?
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Are sounded like?
Speaker 7 (27:18):
Here?
Speaker 1 (27:19):
What'd y'all got?
Speaker 9 (27:20):
One?
Speaker 4 (27:20):
Eight hundred?
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Big show you told free line. We played John boyd Jeopardy. Next,
(27:50):
Good morning, It's a big show on the radio world
and through your Friday, October the fourth. Today's feature track
for the Big Show, Big Box, Marvin Webster, Tech Talk
Online see search for Keyward Privacy in the bed Box.
Brought to you by the Bank of America ROLL for
four hundred Sunday, October thirteenth. Shot him on the speedway
there right now, let's play.
Speaker 4 (28:11):
Yeah Live across America.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
It's chocolate Jabin, Oh wow Wow.
Speaker 18 (28:16):
And now a man who doesn't worry about his online privacy,
I mean.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
Hell, these days, he doesn't even worry about his on
air privacy.
Speaker 4 (28:25):
He John Boy e.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Bang have.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Let's say, Hey, Hatch down, Warner Robins, Georgia. Good morning, Pat, heybody, welcome?
All right, Pat, you got the first shot at John
Boy Jeopardy this morning. We say good luck aboarding one
into my lologists. I'm gonna say that word. Say they
are approximately one hundred and ten trillion of these insects
(28:52):
on Earth, which means there are roughly thirteen thousand of
them for every human. What could have me? Pat? I'm
gonna say, nat a gnat? Let's see, is a gnat man?
That'd be tough for the count, wasn't it. Yeah, the
(29:14):
the no sums will be really tough man. It's kind
of I guess I'll just make up a lesser deal
of the that there. Well, Pat, we appreciate you playing man.
You have a great day.
Speaker 7 (29:24):
Hey, could I give a shout out?
Speaker 1 (29:26):
Of course?
Speaker 7 (29:27):
That's my beautiful wife, Kathy.
Speaker 4 (29:29):
Our anniversary is gonna be on the seventh. Oh, all right,
nine years.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
Don't kick him till the curve, Americathy. You have a
great day, all right, Pat? That the anniversary you and yours,
my boy. Let's go to Bennie. Well, he's over in Forsyth, Georgia.
Good morning, Bennie, good morning, good morning. All right, So
Pat was guessing nats. That's not correct. What are you guessing, Bennie?
Speaker 8 (30:01):
I'm gonna guess mosquitoes?
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Thirteen thousand skeeters for every humans. That's correct. Of course,
it's always on these jeopardy things. I mean, gnats might
be more, but mosquitoes, you know, counting them out thirteen
thousand apiece?
Speaker 4 (30:21):
Well, why don't you prove that?
Speaker 1 (30:24):
Yeah, that's not worry about it. Benny's got the big
old Have you hurt the prize?
Speaker 16 (30:27):
Fat?
Speaker 1 (30:28):
And we're all happy with waiting go Benny.
Speaker 8 (30:31):
Yes, sir, And in them lasts are like blooty blutes,
do y'all know what.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
Blooey blutes are. Now, what's that they fly around horses?
Speaker 19 (30:39):
Ass?
Speaker 1 (30:40):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (30:42):
Is that where you hang out?
Speaker 5 (30:45):
Now?
Speaker 4 (30:45):
That's just all invote that they talk about all the mats.
Speaker 8 (30:48):
Down in Perry and wanting to robin okay, nats they
were bloody blues.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Now you don't try to wind up Benny. He gotta
go in on that forty Sorry.
Speaker 8 (31:00):
Yeah. Can I give a shout out?
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Yes, you may go ahead, Benny, all.
Speaker 6 (31:03):
Right, thank you.
Speaker 16 (31:04):
I I want to give a shout out to my
wife and everybody that we work for it anytime anywhere
truck repaired, that we try to help everybody just broke
down on the side.
Speaker 8 (31:12):
Of the raid eight days a week, thirty hours a day.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
You know well, Benny, good you tess your white forst
and you hang on jacket hook up with the prize pack.
Speaker 8 (31:22):
All right, thank you?
Speaker 1 (31:30):
What about an hour top of your news? Oh my
little jeans and Jackie on this Friday morning on the
other side.
Speaker 14 (31:38):
Alay, good morning, it's a big seawan the radio, all right,
(32:17):
looking mind the Carla Cook, Kevin Sport Gayton and drilling
with our boys, or the Bama Tailgate Show Saturday afternoon
drops by three pm on the YouTube Bama Telgate shows.
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Say to gain a grilla with John O miiller grilla sauce.
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Speaker 7 (32:40):
All right?
Speaker 1 (32:41):
I gotta know you ready for the rap masters. They
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Speaker 6 (32:47):
Girl, Oh, John Boy Billy, Everything's going to be jongkay
com Boy Billy.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
You know you are the best. Come on out, cut
your hands, sing along with us to go.
Speaker 4 (33:00):
We are the Rapmaster, the earth.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Man, singer, Kelly Rappers, you have everything on your big
show for the more. They're the rock and roll station
ten years and more coming more good Friday morning big
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shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
All ride in a.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
Playhouse, got strips there, Maybe look like we're achieveen quieting
us on the sets.
Speaker 5 (33:49):
In the action.
Speaker 18 (33:52):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode Heaven
or Bust.
Speaker 17 (33:59):
As our story opens, longshoreman Frank Feesley has awoken to
find himself at Heaven's Gate.
Speaker 9 (34:07):
Hello, mister Feesley, I know you must be feeling out
of swords, but just relax and we'll get your processed
and checked.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
It huh where am I how?
Speaker 9 (34:19):
Take take it easy, mister Feley. You're in heaven. Well,
you're almost in heaven. I just need to ask you
a few questions about your records.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
Hey, I thought Saint Peter was a man.
Speaker 9 (34:31):
Calm down, Frank, I'm with h R. We need to
complete some paperwork before I can take you on up
to see Saint Peter.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Okay, so what do you need to know?
Speaker 6 (34:41):
WHOA.
Speaker 9 (34:42):
I've been looking over your life records and I'm not
finding a lot.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Not finding a lot of what a lot of anything?
Speaker 9 (34:50):
I mean, your whole life looks like a Groundhog Day movie,
all right. Every day is the same up at five am,
drive to the shipyard, clock in at six a, clock
out at three pm, and then to.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Drive back home. Yeah that sounds like me.
Speaker 9 (35:05):
Okay, No kids, not do one, never married.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
That's right, No friends, none to speak of. Look, I'm
a I mean, I was a crane operator at the docks.
I spent nearly all of my days alone, forty feet
up inside the cab. Not much of a chance to
meet and move around people, I see.
Speaker 9 (35:25):
So here's the problem. To be honest, you really didn't
do anything particularly good or bad. Okay, so we're really
not sure what to do with you. Can you tell
us anything that can help us make a decision.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
Let me thank a second. Oh yeah, One time I
was headed into work and I saw this young, skinny
dude getting bullied by six or seven thugs for trying
to cross a picket line.
Speaker 9 (35:48):
Okay, this sounds promising.
Speaker 4 (35:51):
What did you do?
Speaker 1 (35:52):
Well? I walked up to the biggest, meanest looking one
of them punched him right square in the face.
Speaker 4 (35:58):
Oh my word.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
Then I tell him and his gang if they didn't
stop bullying this guy, they would have to deal with mem.
Speaker 9 (36:06):
Well, that is certainly something to.
Speaker 13 (36:11):
Give me a minute.
Speaker 9 (36:14):
I can't imagine how we missed noting this in your
record book. So when did this happen?
Speaker 1 (36:19):
Go about five minutes ago.
Speaker 18 (36:27):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse justge
half as much as Jackie did.
Speaker 9 (36:34):
Oh marry Jesus and Joseph.
Speaker 17 (36:36):
Juniaga again next time, when we'll have Saint Peter say.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. It's a
big show on the radio. I can't read this.
Speaker 4 (36:48):
All right, sir, I'll read it.
Speaker 15 (36:50):
Good morning, This is Nigel Cadbury master Boys, faithful Gentleman's gentlemen,
and you're listening to Master Boy and Young William on
the Big Show. It's my responsibility to make sure that
Master Boy gets up and gets to work on time.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
So when he's laid, it's my fault.
Speaker 4 (37:11):
So sad, I feel so good.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
Good morning. Make Shall's on the radio while we're doing
Friday morning songs, Nest Dude.
Speaker 16 (37:53):
Is and before eleven o'clock tonight, mister, you better find
your dove another line of work.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
That's when sure, don't fix your fist.
Speaker 7 (38:04):
It's one hundred and six miles to Chicago. We got
a full tank of gas, half.
Speaker 12 (38:08):
A pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Speaker 2 (38:12):
Hit it.
Speaker 7 (38:20):
I hate work, I hate work.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
I hate one.
Speaker 4 (38:26):
I've been having a very bad day.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
Hits this dude.
Speaker 9 (38:49):
Day.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
She's going.
Speaker 7 (39:13):
Yeah, work work, work, work, work, work work, Hey man,
what are we gonna do? Man?
Speaker 2 (39:26):
We got to get out of here.
Speaker 7 (39:27):
Who does have a light?
Speaker 1 (39:29):
I mean, do you do anything like this creepy stuff?
What do you do for fun?
Speaker 2 (39:33):
Oh no, we don't have fun. We just we just work.
Here's here's our fun.
Speaker 7 (39:36):
Right work work work, work, work, work, work.
Speaker 11 (39:39):
Work, Well, I realized my father makes a lot of money,
but you see he's not giving me any.
Speaker 15 (39:44):
Yeah. Weekend Saturday Sunday the time between work and more work,
the time when you go looking for.
Speaker 18 (39:50):
Happiness and end up punched over somewhere else's toilet.
Speaker 7 (39:52):
The weekend things are at their darkest.
Speaker 5 (39:55):
Pal It's a brave man.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
I can kick party A has a taste You as
cool buds drop fie.
Speaker 19 (40:47):
Oh no, I am like today, I have a cat.
Speaker 7 (41:00):
Work work what what? What's work? What's what's work? I
hate work?
Speaker 2 (41:04):
I hate work, I hate works. To do
It's a big show on your radio. Thanks for joining
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One of the men asked, Rather, what's the frequency, Kenneth.
The bizarre question was the inspiration behind the R. E. M.
Song of the same name.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
That's weird. That was a weird deal.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
That's the frequency, Kenneth.
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We give the prizes from the big prize be Let's
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Speaker 7 (06:03):
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Let's start in five seconds. Give us three professions that
have a contract ready, go.
Speaker 8 (06:14):
Okay, lawyer, a realtor, and then a pro athlete.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Bam, radio disc jockeys. Not many of them, all right, man,
there we go. Three medical devices ready go okay.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
Ready, pacemakers, detibulator and then a new replacement.
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Wow, bam for the win. Three male news anchors past
or present, Ready to go okay?
Speaker 8 (06:47):
David Muir, Dan rather and lel And.
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top of your news. About twenty minutes, we're gonna wake
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Mary Jane and see what she's thinking. This will be fun,
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good morning. There's a big showing ALREADYO here Friday morning
in October fourth fall twenty twenty four, Dead BG. And
then our Friday songs, Man Friday, John Boy's songs. See
if the music you kids listen to about me, it's
just noise. I wanted to just ease into the John
(08:19):
Boy Friday song. What the hell are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (08:23):
You don't need to know?
Speaker 1 (08:25):
You just sing background, real soft and sweet about me?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
All right?
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Oh kay, right here we go. I'll never forget that
faithful night.
Speaker 10 (08:43):
He lay there in the pale moonlight, a filthy ball
cap on his head. I thought that he was surely dead,
a broken soul. No one would claim. That's the night
I learned the name of John Boy, John Boy. For
five days, it was touch and go. Would he survived?
(09:03):
I didn't know. He let out with a mournful wheeze.
His colon blocked with too much cheese, and with a
rusty butter knife, I cleared the clog and saved the
life of John Boy, John.
Speaker 11 (09:15):
Boy, John Boy.
Speaker 10 (09:22):
I soon found out he had a gift. His funny
ways gave folks a lift. I thought that he should
have a show where I worked on the radio. I
had a feeling he'd find fame when everyone would learn
the name of John.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Boy, John Boy John.
Speaker 10 (09:41):
He soon was famous far and wide, made other DJs
run and hide. He sure enough became a star, but
it wasn't skilled that got him far the credit to
what he'd become. There was no one nearly quite as
dumb as John.
Speaker 5 (09:55):
Boy, John Boy, John Boll.
Speaker 10 (10:03):
He couldn't act, he couldn't sing, he always said such
stupid things, could barely say the simplest words. But solid
gold came from those turns, the listeners. They were never born.
Cash and ratings with a reward for John Boy.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
John Boy, John Boy.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
But success began to swell his head. He hated getting
out of bed.
Speaker 10 (10:27):
One day he threw a hissy fit and in a
rage of fart was lit. He set the studio ablaze.
Could this be the end of days for John Boy.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
John Boy, John Boy.
Speaker 10 (10:44):
We all stood there with jars of gate as he
ran back in the same as Kate. The walls collapsed
as it burned down, and John Boy he was never found.
The incidents still unexplained. Just a few stained T shirts
are all that remained.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Of John Boy, John Boy.
Speaker 10 (11:10):
I'm still out here in radio land on some forgotten
am band, and later at night I get a chill.
I think that I can hear him still, and on
the first full moon of fall, I hear the uah
Ua call.
Speaker 11 (11:28):
Of John Boy, John Boy, John Boo, John Boy, John Boy.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
H Morning big shows on the radio.
Speaker 12 (12:16):
Here we go, and now deep thoughts with Zach the
Weed Guy's girlfriend Mary Jane.
Speaker 13 (12:27):
Yeah, what's up, my dudes?
Speaker 4 (12:31):
Nets over here?
Speaker 5 (12:33):
Okay, what's.
Speaker 7 (12:37):
Oh man?
Speaker 13 (12:38):
Are y'all doing good?
Speaker 9 (12:40):
I'm doing okay.
Speaker 13 (12:42):
I've just been, you know, sitting around thinking about stuff.
You want to hear something.
Speaker 14 (12:49):
Cool.
Speaker 13 (12:51):
I may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head,
I'm really like busy. Can you see a crime? I
am at an apple store? Are you an eye witness? Okay, okay,
you gotta have a slow start. You dudes know that
(13:13):
bottled water companies don't really produce water.
Speaker 9 (13:17):
They produce plastic bottles.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
You can't take credit for the water.
Speaker 13 (13:26):
I think starting your day with an early morning run
is a great way to make your day.
Speaker 9 (13:33):
Not any worse.
Speaker 13 (13:39):
I couldn't really see my paper from all the smoke.
Humans cut down trees for paper on which they draw
treesmer Al right, guys, I've been shopping. You ever noticed
if you buy a bigger bed, you're left with more
(13:59):
bedroom but less bedroom. Okay, all right, I went to
the paint store. I went to the paint store to
get thinner and like.
Speaker 9 (14:12):
It did not work.
Speaker 13 (14:17):
Chocolates a bye, But I supposed the Lamathon chocolate is
vital to our survival. Okay, it's true.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
It's true.
Speaker 13 (14:27):
Dinosaurs didn't have chocolate and low what happened to them?
Speaker 4 (14:33):
Have you got that connected word?
Speaker 2 (14:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it.
Speaker 13 (14:42):
So you know, guys, I joined a gym. The fitness
trainer asked me what kind of squad are you accustomed
to doing?
Speaker 1 (14:49):
And I said, didley.
Speaker 13 (14:56):
Don't you hate it when someone answers their own question?
Speaker 2 (15:00):
I do?
Speaker 13 (15:01):
Okay, one more okay, and then I gotta go because
I have plans to stare at my phone.
Speaker 11 (15:09):
Some are exciting.
Speaker 9 (15:13):
If you smoke ween on a boat, does that.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Make it seaweed? I'm just asking for a friend.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
All right.
Speaker 13 (15:23):
Look at the time, it's just running across Randy's face.
That's it for now, dudes. You'll keep rocking and I'll
keep thinking.
Speaker 12 (15:33):
Apparently Deep Thoughts is brought to you by Hard Graves
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Speaker 1 (15:47):
Good Morning, no big shows on a radio?
Speaker 15 (15:51):
Well, well, well you've obviously got nothing better to do.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Well, maybe you're just not smart enough to change the dial.
Speaker 15 (16:02):
Whatever the reason, you're listening to John Boy and Billy
on the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
They won Good Morning, Big Shows on the radio. One
(16:46):
of the stars from Impractical Jokers, Sal O'Connell, will be
joining us in minutes. Hang on, here was sal gonna.
Here's some big show town doing. There's common to stand
up work as well. Let's thirty minutes ago. I butchered
the Ringo song, not me personally. Thanks for the help.
(17:06):
I can't see what Figure and Bowden can do to
Big Bad John.
Speaker 5 (17:23):
Little song.
Speaker 16 (17:23):
Here about the art of songwriting, which is, of course,
keep it simple, use as few words as possible. You
oughta know, Richard, Yeah, I learned it all from you.
Speaker 5 (17:39):
Say.
Speaker 16 (17:43):
Well, every morning at the mine, you could see him arrive.
It's dood six foot six. You could see him arrive,
kind of broad at the shoulder, narrow at the hippn
everybody knew he was narrow at the hepn bad John.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
Nobody seemed to know where John called home.
Speaker 5 (18:05):
He just drifted into town, never called home.
Speaker 16 (18:08):
He didn't say much. He's kind of quiet and shy.
If he spoke at all, he didn't say much. He's
kind of quiet and shy.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Bad John, Bad John, Bad big John, who.
Speaker 16 (18:30):
Somebody said he came from New Orleans where he'd got
in a fight down in New Orleans and a crashing
blow from his huge right hand killed at Louisiana.
Speaker 5 (18:41):
Fellow with a huge right hand. Bad John.
Speaker 16 (18:49):
Then came one day at the bottom of the mine
when a timber cracked at the bottom of the mine.
The miners were praying, and hearts beat fast. Everybody that
their hearts was beating fast. At John, Bad John, Bad.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
John, Bad big John. Or less.
Speaker 5 (19:15):
We raised it up. That's exciting.
Speaker 16 (19:28):
It here we go, and then with all his strength
he gave a mighty shove, and a miner yelled out.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
He gave a mighty shove.
Speaker 16 (19:40):
Twenty men scrambled from a would be grave. Now there's
only one, and that would be grave, and that's John
with Jackson timbers. They started back down, and then came
that rumble as they started back down, and the smoking
gas belched out of that mine. Everybody need it was
(20:00):
smoking gas about it out of that mine.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Bad job, bad job, bad big job.
Speaker 16 (20:15):
All right, since theive boys, well, they never reopened that
worthless pit. They just placed a marble stand on that
worthless pit. These few words are written on.
Speaker 5 (20:30):
That stand.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
At the bottom of this mine was written.
Speaker 5 (20:36):
On that stand.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Bad, bad job, bad big job.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio. Coming up. We
played John Boy Jeb for the big Old Prize pack.
Hang on right now, here's a special guest we've been
waiting on. Sal Volcano is upcoming Everything's Fine Tour, which
includes some stopping big show cities across America. And he
has a new stand up comedy special, Terrified, which can
(21:19):
be viewed absolutely free on YouTube. Already more than one
point three million views. Let's see if we can stack
a little bit more on that. Of course, you knows
Sal from Impractical Jokers. He hit TV show and we
got him here on the Big Show. Good morning, Sal,
how you guys doing, Hey Man, we're doing awesome. Thanks
(21:39):
for joining us this morning, buddy.
Speaker 8 (21:41):
I love the energy right off the top, this is
very very good.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
All right.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Well, first of all, one point three million views already
on Terrified, the stand up comedy special, So man, not
too bad right off the bat there, Sal.
Speaker 8 (21:58):
Yeah, I mean people are on into a well just
came out. It's a it's basically collection of stories that
like were traumatizing to me from childhood into adulthood. Kind
of trying to explain a little bit of why I
am the way I am. So I guess people are
responding to it.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
So Terrified, good word one summed it up there. And
what about your upcoming Everything's Fine tour, which has includes
some stops and big shows. Sit, he's gonna kick that
off right after the first.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Of the year.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Look a well, wait a minute, November to fifteenth, man,
that's right around the corner. I missed this Greenville, South
Carolina and November sixteenth and Charlotte going to be over
in Knoxville, Tennessee, November seventeenth as well, so souths just
right off the bat our listeners, John Dan, what's the
best way to get tickets to your show and see
you when you're coming near you?
Speaker 8 (22:50):
Absolutely, Salvlcanocomedy dot com is my website. I mean, ticket
manster or the local theater's website is fine. You just
google me and you're sitting and you get it.
Speaker 4 (23:02):
It's easy to find on the internet, right.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
All right, So the everything's fine. Tour, So second headline
Theater Tour twenty eight days already announce. Man, it seems
like you're very popular.
Speaker 8 (23:17):
So well, I mean, you know, I've been tortured for
a decade on television, so I guess people are they
finally want to come out and maybe but yeah, no,
I'll be I'll be doing dates all the way through
twenty six and I'm trying to cover every single city.
Uh so, if you know I'm gonna be out there.
And if people didn't see Terrified, this is a whole
(23:38):
new show, so you get a whole new hour material.
It's different than the special, but please check out the
special as well.
Speaker 4 (23:45):
So speaking of terrified.
Speaker 17 (23:47):
What has happened in in Practical Jokers that you absolutely
refused to do but ended up doing it anyway.
Speaker 8 (23:56):
Oh So, I mean at this point, I mean, we're
on you know, we're season eleven is airing now on
CBS new episodes. We're on three hundred episodes in so
I've been terrified. You know, I've been tortured for about,
you know, thirteen years now. But one thing, one thing
that I don't like and this is no secret, but
(24:16):
I and God bless you if you like them, but
I'm not a big fan of cats. It's okay, but
I don't really I wouldn't have gone and done anything
with the cats except they they got me one time
and they handcuffed me down to the floor and they
started putting. They started out with the kittens, then they
moved to the cats, and then towards the end they
(24:36):
started going to like mountain cats, and that was just
I mean, yeah, And then in the Impractical Jokers movie,
they locked me in a motel room with a white
Bengal tiger. So they've gone out of control with the cats.
Speaker 4 (24:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (24:50):
I think that's the best part is that you know
you're going through all this terror and they're they're in
a room laughing.
Speaker 7 (24:56):
Give them more.
Speaker 17 (24:57):
But of all the people on all the his between
him and all the cohorts, now, you always seem like
the one who is most embarrassed about doing what it
is you have to do.
Speaker 4 (25:07):
And that's what I love.
Speaker 8 (25:08):
You hit the nail right on the head.
Speaker 4 (25:10):
I love it. I put myself in your position easily.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
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the Terrified stand up comedy special is free on YouTube.
All right, well, let's play John Boy Jeopardy. Let's review
yesterday's question. We found out in nineteen seventy three during
a meeting with Henry Kissinger, China's chairman, Mile Oh Mayo.
(26:43):
What was it at wild over there, milele Yeah, I
said that China had an access of these and offer
to give ten million of them to the United States.
It is what are their women? Women's? What it was
today's John Boy Jeopardy? Good luck avoiding one? And to
my ologists say there are approximately one hundred and ten
(27:06):
trillion of these insects on Earth, which means they are
roughly thirteen thousand of them for every human.
Speaker 9 (27:13):
Oh, what are our cicadas?
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Are sounded like?
Speaker 7 (27:18):
Here?
Speaker 1 (27:19):
What'd y'all got?
Speaker 9 (27:20):
One?
Speaker 4 (27:20):
Eight hundred?
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Big show you told free line. We played John boyd Jeopardy. Next,
(27:50):
Good morning, It's a big show on the radio world
and through your Friday, October the fourth. Today's feature track
for the Big Show, Big Box, Marvin Webster, Tech Talk
Online see search for Keyward Privacy in the bed Box.
Brought to you by the Bank of America ROLL for
four hundred Sunday, October thirteenth. Shot him on the speedway
there right now, let's play.
Speaker 4 (28:11):
Yeah Live across America.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
It's chocolate Jabin, Oh wow Wow.
Speaker 18 (28:16):
And now a man who doesn't worry about his online privacy,
I mean.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
Hell, these days, he doesn't even worry about his on
air privacy.
Speaker 4 (28:25):
He John Boy e.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Bang have.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Let's say, Hey, Hatch down, Warner Robins, Georgia. Good morning, Pat, heybody, welcome?
All right, Pat, you got the first shot at John
Boy Jeopardy this morning. We say good luck aboarding one
into my lologists. I'm gonna say that word. Say they
are approximately one hundred and ten trillion of these insects
(28:52):
on Earth, which means there are roughly thirteen thousand of
them for every human. What could have me? Pat? I'm
gonna say, nat a gnat? Let's see, is a gnat man?
That'd be tough for the count, wasn't it. Yeah, the
(29:14):
the no sums will be really tough man. It's kind
of I guess I'll just make up a lesser deal
of the that there. Well, Pat, we appreciate you playing man.
You have a great day.
Speaker 7 (29:24):
Hey, could I give a shout out?
Speaker 1 (29:26):
Of course?
Speaker 7 (29:27):
That's my beautiful wife, Kathy.
Speaker 4 (29:29):
Our anniversary is gonna be on the seventh. Oh, all right,
nine years.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
Don't kick him till the curve, Americathy. You have a
great day, all right, Pat? That the anniversary you and yours,
my boy. Let's go to Bennie. Well, he's over in Forsyth, Georgia.
Good morning, Bennie, good morning, good morning. All right, So
Pat was guessing nats. That's not correct. What are you guessing, Bennie?
Speaker 8 (30:01):
I'm gonna guess mosquitoes?
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Thirteen thousand skeeters for every humans. That's correct. Of course,
it's always on these jeopardy things. I mean, gnats might
be more, but mosquitoes, you know, counting them out thirteen
thousand apiece?
Speaker 4 (30:21):
Well, why don't you prove that?
Speaker 1 (30:24):
Yeah, that's not worry about it. Benny's got the big
old Have you hurt the prize?
Speaker 16 (30:27):
Fat?
Speaker 1 (30:28):
And we're all happy with waiting go Benny.
Speaker 8 (30:31):
Yes, sir, And in them lasts are like blooty blutes,
do y'all know what.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
Blooey blutes are. Now, what's that they fly around horses?
Speaker 19 (30:39):
Ass?
Speaker 1 (30:40):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (30:42):
Is that where you hang out?
Speaker 5 (30:45):
Now?
Speaker 4 (30:45):
That's just all invote that they talk about all the mats.
Speaker 8 (30:48):
Down in Perry and wanting to robin okay, nats they
were bloody blues.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Now you don't try to wind up Benny. He gotta
go in on that forty Sorry.
Speaker 8 (31:00):
Yeah. Can I give a shout out?
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Yes, you may go ahead, Benny, all.
Speaker 6 (31:03):
Right, thank you.
Speaker 16 (31:04):
I I want to give a shout out to my
wife and everybody that we work for it anytime anywhere
truck repaired, that we try to help everybody just broke
down on the side.
Speaker 8 (31:12):
Of the raid eight days a week, thirty hours a day.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
You know well, Benny, good you tess your white forst
and you hang on jacket hook up with the prize pack.
Speaker 8 (31:22):
All right, thank you?
Speaker 1 (31:30):
What about an hour top of your news? Oh my
little jeans and Jackie on this Friday morning on the
other side.
Speaker 14 (31:38):
Alay, good morning, it's a big seawan the radio, all right,
(32:17):
looking mind the Carla Cook, Kevin Sport Gayton and drilling
with our boys, or the Bama Tailgate Show Saturday afternoon
drops by three pm on the YouTube Bama Telgate shows.
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Say to gain a grilla with John O miiller grilla sauce.
That's what you can't call me? Looking spicy fahita cheeseburger sliders.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
Who is.
Speaker 7 (32:40):
All right?
Speaker 1 (32:41):
I gotta know you ready for the rap masters. They
were just changing out with the word family hitniburgh.
Speaker 6 (32:47):
Girl, Oh, John Boy Billy, Everything's going to be jongkay
com Boy Billy.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
You know you are the best. Come on out, cut
your hands, sing along with us to go.
Speaker 4 (33:00):
We are the Rapmaster, the earth.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Man, singer, Kelly Rappers, you have everything on your big
show for the more. They're the rock and roll station
ten years and more coming more good Friday morning big
(33:41):
shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
All ride in a.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
Playhouse, got strips there, Maybe look like we're achieveen quieting
us on the sets.
Speaker 5 (33:49):
In the action.
Speaker 18 (33:52):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode Heaven
or Bust.
Speaker 17 (33:59):
As our story opens, longshoreman Frank Feesley has awoken to
find himself at Heaven's Gate.
Speaker 9 (34:07):
Hello, mister Feesley, I know you must be feeling out
of swords, but just relax and we'll get your processed
and checked.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
It huh where am I how?
Speaker 9 (34:19):
Take take it easy, mister Feley. You're in heaven. Well,
you're almost in heaven. I just need to ask you
a few questions about your records.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
Hey, I thought Saint Peter was a man.
Speaker 9 (34:31):
Calm down, Frank, I'm with h R. We need to
complete some paperwork before I can take you on up
to see Saint Peter.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Okay, so what do you need to know?
Speaker 6 (34:41):
WHOA.
Speaker 9 (34:42):
I've been looking over your life records and I'm not
finding a lot.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Not finding a lot of what a lot of anything?
Speaker 9 (34:50):
I mean, your whole life looks like a Groundhog Day movie,
all right. Every day is the same up at five am,
drive to the shipyard, clock in at six a, clock
out at three pm, and then to.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Drive back home. Yeah that sounds like me.
Speaker 9 (35:05):
Okay, No kids, not do one, never married.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
That's right, No friends, none to speak of. Look, I'm
a I mean, I was a crane operator at the docks.
I spent nearly all of my days alone, forty feet
up inside the cab. Not much of a chance to
meet and move around people, I see.
Speaker 9 (35:25):
So here's the problem. To be honest, you really didn't
do anything particularly good or bad. Okay, so we're really
not sure what to do with you. Can you tell
us anything that can help us make a decision.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
Let me thank a second. Oh yeah, One time I
was headed into work and I saw this young, skinny
dude getting bullied by six or seven thugs for trying
to cross a picket line.
Speaker 9 (35:48):
Okay, this sounds promising.
Speaker 4 (35:51):
What did you do?
Speaker 1 (35:52):
Well? I walked up to the biggest, meanest looking one
of them punched him right square in the face.
Speaker 4 (35:58):
Oh my word.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
Then I tell him and his gang if they didn't
stop bullying this guy, they would have to deal with mem.
Speaker 9 (36:06):
Well, that is certainly something to.
Speaker 13 (36:11):
Give me a minute.
Speaker 9 (36:14):
I can't imagine how we missed noting this in your
record book. So when did this happen?
Speaker 1 (36:19):
Go about five minutes ago.
Speaker 18 (36:27):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse justge
half as much as Jackie did.
Speaker 9 (36:34):
Oh marry Jesus and Joseph.
Speaker 17 (36:36):
Juniaga again next time, when we'll have Saint Peter say.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. It's a
big show on the radio. I can't read this.
Speaker 4 (36:48):
All right, sir, I'll read it.
Speaker 15 (36:50):
Good morning, This is Nigel Cadbury master Boys, faithful Gentleman's gentlemen,
and you're listening to Master Boy and Young William on
the Big Show. It's my responsibility to make sure that
Master Boy gets up and gets to work on time.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
So when he's laid, it's my fault.
Speaker 4 (37:11):
So sad, I feel so good.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
Good morning. Make Shall's on the radio while we're doing
Friday morning songs, Nest Dude.
Speaker 16 (37:53):
Is and before eleven o'clock tonight, mister, you better find
your dove another line of work.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
That's when sure, don't fix your fist.
Speaker 7 (38:04):
It's one hundred and six miles to Chicago. We got
a full tank of gas, half.
Speaker 12 (38:08):
A pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Speaker 2 (38:12):
Hit it.
Speaker 7 (38:20):
I hate work, I hate work.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
I hate one.
Speaker 4 (38:26):
I've been having a very bad day.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
Hits this dude.
Speaker 9 (38:49):
Day.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
She's going.
Speaker 7 (39:13):
Yeah, work work, work, work, work, work work, Hey man,
what are we gonna do? Man?
Speaker 2 (39:26):
We got to get out of here.
Speaker 7 (39:27):
Who does have a light?
Speaker 1 (39:29):
I mean, do you do anything like this creepy stuff?
What do you do for fun?
Speaker 2 (39:33):
Oh no, we don't have fun. We just we just work.
Here's here's our fun.
Speaker 7 (39:36):
Right work work work, work, work, work, work.
Speaker 11 (39:39):
Work, Well, I realized my father makes a lot of money,
but you see he's not giving me any.
Speaker 15 (39:44):
Yeah. Weekend Saturday Sunday the time between work and more work,
the time when you go looking for.
Speaker 18 (39:50):
Happiness and end up punched over somewhere else's toilet.
Speaker 7 (39:52):
The weekend things are at their darkest.
Speaker 5 (39:55):
Pal It's a brave man.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
I can kick party A has a taste You as
cool buds drop fie.
Speaker 19 (40:47):
Oh no, I am like today, I have a cat.
Speaker 7 (41:00):
Work work what what? What's work? What's what's work? I
hate work?
Speaker 2 (41:04):
I hate work, I hate works. To do
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