November 1, 2024 • 38 mins
Friday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, It’s Friday, so we’ll pull out the Happy Boy and Bang on the Drum Friday favorites.. - The Not Ready for Drive-Time Players have a new script entitled, “Accidents Happen”.. - We’ll give away some more of John Boy’s crap.. - and Tom Sorensen gloats over another week of winning picks from last week’s NFL action - BUT can he do it again?!..
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Still another pass back for you lessen thirty minutes from
right now.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
It's a big sello letting somebody better damn it than me,
tell you than me?
Speaker 3 (00:12):
All right?
Speaker 4 (00:13):
Time might be the Big Show that still picking him
up at you?
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Whoa, it's you, Marcel. What am I doing well?
Speaker 5 (00:20):
When I'm not hanging up on racing fat boy and
trying to cure beads of her terminal blondness? I'm listening
to my two favorite straight white Southern points, John Boy
and Billie on the Big Show. Oh, Marcel, just stop, No,
I won't tell Randy you said, hello.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Coga doodle dude. It ain't summer time. It's got a
cure for the Halloween move.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
However, alright, let's finish up the candy this weekend. I'm
a looking forward to candy. You don't have to, all right,
Welcome to Friday, the first day of November. How about
that November the first again? Here with national days? We
(01:43):
got to celebrate this. It's a bunch of them. I'm
eventually I'm gonna have to turn this page, so I'm
a I'm just gonna stick with it. That's what that's
my plan, No quitter, We're going to finish out this
work week, right?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
All right?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Oh man, there's a bunch of national days.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
All right?
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Do I have to which is right quick? Because that's
kind of what we do.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Just just skip your past.
Speaker 6 (02:23):
The today is national, just hit the individual.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Okay, yeah, so start all of these with. Today is
National Cinnamon Day, Fountain pen Day, brush Day is and
brush your teeth, Author's Day, Cook your Pet Day, pardon me,
cook for your pet Day?
Speaker 6 (02:45):
That changes everything?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Deep fried Clams Day. Don't we getting better? How do
we thought we.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Took a bad.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Picking up? Uh?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Jersey Friday, show your fandom for.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Players, we're your jerseys. Okay, Calzone Day and Vinegar Day
and uh you got to say All Saints' Day also
known as All Hallow's Day. So this is a Christian
(03:22):
celebration in honor of all the saints from Christian history. Okay,
he's after Halloween. We gonna all right, here we go.
We're ready for it. All right, good, we got through it.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
We're going.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
We're going. I got three days in history. Those will
be important. We'll get them out for you categories and
we'll get the first prize back out.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
We're awake. Big shows on the radio. Good morning. I
got the Big Show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Let's get that first prize package out here in March
and was washing.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Dude loud day?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
What?
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Oh is a big go ahead?
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Take it out? Yeah, I look at my categories over here.
Speaker 7 (03:58):
Oh, excited for this one.
Speaker 8 (03:59):
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Speaker 2 (04:35):
That's it, baby, All right, we'll let's get you ready
to win it. Three days in history where we're get
our categories. Hey, Jene Sex four, the US Post Office
introduced money orders.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
How do they work?
Speaker 9 (04:48):
Pa?
Speaker 6 (04:49):
It's like a check?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Okay, all right, you give the Post Office money cash
and that's why you're supposed to take them. They were saying,
take on vacation back in the day, because if crooks
steal them.
Speaker 6 (05:00):
That's travelers check. No, okay, that's a different thing.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
All to go. Well, that didn't work for me anyway.
Speaker 8 (05:05):
Okay, a lot of a lot of I'm gonna say
vendors would ask for money orders. It's like you either paid
cash or money order, because it was kind of like
the bank was gonna they knew the money.
Speaker 7 (05:14):
The check was good.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Because this was Jeane sixty four and they didn't probably
have checks. Dney sometimes about that.
Speaker 7 (05:24):
So this one's back by the bank, so.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Well, good work back US post office.
Speaker 7 (05:29):
Now we just venmo, so it don't matter.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Yeah, I know, it's a whole something, the whole nother thing,
the concept of money orders. If I haven't grasped that, yeh,
eighteen sixty four, or it's Venmo and crypto and I
don't know what all.
Speaker 6 (05:43):
I wouldn't look for him to whip out his digital
wallet at the food genie.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
I got a couple of here, here's a favor in
the funk house. You're okay, dollar bill, All right, let's
move up nineteen fourteen, nineteen year old New York dead
you taunt Mary Jacob invented the modern soft bra by
having her made so two handkerchiefs together.
Speaker 7 (06:09):
Yeah, you Trey wearing that course at all the time.
And see would you think?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
I guess that as she sold her rights to the
multi million dollar creation for fifteen grand.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
But that was a lot of money in nineteen fourteen.
Yes it was.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Huh so I was so so two handkerchiefs together, paid.
Speaker 7 (06:27):
Her with a money order.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
She must have been flat, dude, Is that right?
Speaker 10 (06:31):
No?
Speaker 7 (06:31):
I think it was just kind of a barrier, is
what she?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Ah?
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Yeah, okay, yeah, good work.
Speaker 7 (06:37):
They had other things to support to your Jacob.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Yeah all right.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Well let's move up to twenty twenty two. Elon Musk
took ownership and control the Twitter immediately cleaned house by
firing four executives. Good job, Elon, not death. All right,
one ain't hundred big show airs, she told free Line.
Let's see if we can get us a winner for
the Birtee County Peanut Prize Bag.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
We play next.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Good morning, It's a big show on the radio for
your Friday, November. The first Today's feature track for the
Big Show, bet Box, Hoyt, the Robert Earl King Concert
such for keywords Hoyt Concert, They hit the bed box
at the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Outburst. Let's play upburst.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 11 (07:57):
Jon boys give prizes from the Big Prize Beam. Let's
go contested number one. This should be a lot of fun.
You're playing out bust. Have the hurry up and guess
time you have the best time.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
You have a big shots.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Let's say hey to Charles.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
From Utohill, South Carolina.
Speaker 7 (08:26):
Shot shot.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Good morning, Charles from Santee Cooper Country, Baby San Dude Cooper.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
What is biting right now? Charles?
Speaker 4 (08:43):
Money?
Speaker 3 (08:44):
John Boy, oh.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Man, that's right. I didn't think about that, Oh Joe.
We'll all be careful down there buying your beautiful part
of the world.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Glad you made it in here.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Let's up. Let's get you three these three category can
get you some good old bird Tee County peanuts up
from my hunting way up here in our state. How
about that, Charles, Well, here we go, buddy, in five seconds,
just give us three forms of payment, ready go? That
would be check, money, order or cash hash on a barrel.
(09:21):
Heads and now do you know three places that sell bras?
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Ready boy go.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Walmart laundry store and the famous Amazon.
Speaker 7 (09:38):
You could say it Victoria's secret.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
You could say it, well, that's where I get mine.
Figures out, Hi, Charles for the wind. Three social media platforms,
Ready to go, let's go with the Twitter, the face
book in the are winning Small Bat's hand cooked Peanuts,
(10:04):
Bertie counted.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
You hang out the first time?
Speaker 12 (10:12):
Calling Okay, Charles word need the cow, Thank you all
very much.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Oh Giles, ain't gonna body bond him. Of the hours,
The top of your news, the top of the Junior
Nation Band's mind. After Halloweens tossing, double Wife coming up, h.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
H good morning, big shows on the radio. Here we
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go hoarding the Junior Nation Band.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
About last night. It's based on all their experiences.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Ladies and gentlemen. The Junior Nation.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Band presents the sound of the season for a season
that most of us ain't real crazy about, mainly because
it involves a whole bunch of candy, and a whole
bunch of neighborhood kids and a whole bunch of nerve wrackingness.
It's the one Robert d Rayfer used to call begaween.
It goes exactly like this. It's October thirty, first time
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for Halloween. Kids and costumes in the street beats all
you ever seen?
Speaker 8 (11:54):
Are you ready?
Speaker 3 (11:55):
Are you ready for this? Have you got a bunch
of candy to serve out of the driveway? Bunch of
kids kind of getting on your nerves?
Speaker 10 (12:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Another one's at the door. Another one's at the door. Here,
Another one comes here, Another one comes. Another one's at
the door. Hey, they want a candy bar.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Another one's at.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
The door, Hey, deb please don't make me regret giving
you the doorbell part in this morn There's plenty of
ways they could play a trick if they don't get
a tree, flaming bag out on the front porch, gets
dog cramp on your feet?
Speaker 1 (12:38):
That funny?
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Are you having fun, y'all? Like like you got some
class out of the doorway? Here I come fix into what?
Another one's at the door. Another one's at the door. Here,
Another one comes here, Another one comes.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Another one's at the door. Hey, you beout to piss
me off.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Another one's at the door.
Speaker 6 (13:08):
Another one's at the door.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Another one's at the door.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Another one's at the door.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Another one's at the door.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Hey, by the way, how many people live in this neighborhood?
I've given Kenny to five hundred kids tonight.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
What is going on?
Speaker 3 (13:26):
There's plenty of ways you can stop a kid from
come in to your door. You can drive out dressed
like Frankenstein and they won't come back no more. Or
you can go about a big old pinkball gun. Set
it on full repeat, fire off a volley of warning shots,
running off down the street.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
And another one's at the door.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Another one's at the door, and another one comes here,
another one comes, Another one's at the doors.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Hey, you better not come back.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
Another one's that door there you're having Ladies and gentlemen, Hey, devils,
know what I said.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Don't make me regret giving you.
Speaker 6 (14:13):
This is the moment I was worried about.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Righting your midstop a good morning, make shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Hope you hang around here for a few more minutes,
because I got Tim Wilson on the best trick or
treaters ever. All right, buddy deal man.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
All right, right now, then turn it over the whole
the boys, ladies and.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Gentlemen, The Junior Nation Band would like to share a
special sound of the season, and when I save the season,
I mean the go to Hell's season known as Halloween.
And nowhere does it go to hell faster or harder
than Cassidy double Wide World Headquarters of the Junior Nation Band.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
This is another one based on all our experiences and
it goes exactly like, is.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
These nerve rocking youngins live and then the trailer park
about to make me lose my mind? Halloween Night?
Speaker 1 (15:43):
They dress up and bag for candy. But troubles boy,
what they.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Got in mind?
Speaker 12 (15:50):
They used to beat cuter in their little costumes back
before they turn fifteen. Now there's underage drinking and you
can't tell what they're thinking. It's a trailer park pile aween,
trailer park pel Aways, trailer park pal Away.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
Went all this bendalism. They just might end up in
prison trailer park pal Aways. Now, the irony of the
Junior Nation man complaining about somebody running around wild.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
And drunk is not lost on us. However, that does
not mean.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
These kids ain't wild or drunk, which they are. They
made a lot of noise, raise a lot of ruckuses,
keivin folks quets there. When they picked the wrong guy,
he runs out the door to chase them and kicks
them in the dairy. Are they like the bull of
(16:54):
Caper with the roll of toilet paper making bead down right?
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Mean they're cruising for some trouble.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Then we're about the bustard bubble on the trailer park Halloways.
Trailer Park Holloways. Trailer Park Halloways.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Too old for trick or treating.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Some of them could use of.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Beating trailer park hell Aways. It's a trailer park Halloways,
trailer Park, Halloways. Went all this randalism, they just might
end up in prison. Trailer Park Halloways. And there you
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have it, our cautionary tail of the season for all
the pupping heads in the audience. Y'all act like you
got some smart have a safe and handy Halloween, and
quit running my life.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Hi, this is Robert Goolay and you're listening to John
Boy and Billy on the Big Show. The Big Show.
Speaker 9 (18:09):
I tell you right now it is is the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Good morning, Big Show's on the radio. Light There is
Robin Promis, Damn Wilson was in the studio.
Speaker 9 (18:54):
Man, Halloween's coming up. Something Halloween is coming up. We
gotta go to Columbus George and hang out with the
Butterfield brothers.
Speaker 13 (19:00):
The Butterfild brothers, the greatest trigger traders that ever lay
up them. I didn't tell you all about the Butterfild brothers.
They were over at the thing when y'all were down there.
What I was for the tandem greatest trigger traders that
ever walked. The Butterfield Brothers invented the mall trick or treat.
This is in the late sixties.
Speaker 9 (19:20):
Nobody had ever thought of going to the mall the
trigger treat. They thought of it.
Speaker 13 (19:23):
They go out with like you know, pillow case, you know,
glad hefty bags, you know, come back with five hundred
pounds of candy, pocket full of Wilkerson sword razor blade mills,
bleeding eating rice cut and shooting ensilin.
Speaker 9 (19:41):
The greatest trigger traders that ever walked. Tim and Dennis.
Speaker 6 (19:44):
Butterfield inventing the mall trigger tree.
Speaker 9 (19:47):
They were the first people to ever think to go
to a mall the trigger treat. I'm serious.
Speaker 13 (19:51):
These boys that go out like October thirty first is Halloween.
They stay out in November second, people getting ready getting
up for church. You know, they here knock the door
they got the door, General Custer and Wink from Mons. Seriously,
these boys could trick or treat better than everybody.
Speaker 14 (20:14):
I tell you.
Speaker 15 (20:15):
You know, there ought to be an age limit on
a trick or treat. This past year I had a
seventeen year old pregnant girl and her boyfriend showed up
at my house trick or treat. Well, I know where
to give him a race cupper call nine one day.
But you know it's a sorry world when you.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
Got pregnant women trick.
Speaker 6 (20:35):
It's hard work for just for a costume, though, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
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Right down Friday, Mornisola is in.
Speaker 10 (21:15):
It and before eleven o'clock tonight, mister, you better find
your dove another line of work. That's when, sure, don't
fix your pistol. It's one hundred and six miles to Chicago.
We got a full tank of gas, half a pack
of cigarettes. It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
I hate work, I hate work.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
I hate work.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
I've been having a very bad day. I don't need.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Moday.
Speaker 10 (22:20):
You just just.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
She's going.
Speaker 13 (22:42):
What working work?
Speaker 3 (22:44):
What work?
Speaker 13 (22:44):
Work?
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Work?
Speaker 16 (22:45):
Work?
Speaker 8 (22:46):
Man?
Speaker 3 (22:46):
What are we gonna do?
Speaker 10 (22:47):
Man?
Speaker 1 (22:47):
We gotta get out of here.
Speaker 9 (22:48):
We gonna have a life. I mean, do you do
anything like this creepy stuff? What do you do for fun?
Speaker 3 (22:54):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (22:54):
No, we don't have fun.
Speaker 15 (22:55):
We just we just work.
Speaker 9 (22:57):
Here's here's our fun.
Speaker 10 (22:58):
Right work, work, work work?
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Why what's worth one?
Speaker 8 (23:01):
Well?
Speaker 2 (23:01):
I realized my father makes a lot of money, but
you see he's not giving me any.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (23:05):
Weekend, Saturday Sunday the time between work and war work,
the time when you go out looking for happiness and
end up hunched over somewhere else's toilet.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
The weekend things are at their darkest.
Speaker 4 (23:16):
Pal it's a brave man party.
Speaker 9 (23:20):
All is will taste do is.
Speaker 5 (23:25):
Cool?
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Buzz I'm fine.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
Today. Check page.
Speaker 9 (24:22):
Work what what what?
Speaker 14 (24:23):
What?
Speaker 9 (24:23):
What's watch work work?
Speaker 2 (24:39):
All right, that's count let's uh play on John boyde
every game show.
Speaker 17 (24:44):
We all right?
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Yesterday versus review, we found out candy corn has been
the reigning champion of the Worst Halloween Candies list. Well,
it failed to number two this year, behind this brand
new number one worst. Yes, because you're both got that ride?
Oh right, Today's John Boy Jeopardy. George Washington was so
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meticulous about the appearance of these six white horses that
pulled his presidential carriage. He had this part of their
bodies picked and brushed clean daily to improve their appearance.
Speaker 7 (25:23):
Oh that is what is the butt bop?
Speaker 1 (25:32):
May hold them?
Speaker 2 (25:33):
When they had that horse that riding down his straight,
then they had a call and get a ride.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
What what's the deal man? What happened? He said, Well,
was there stablowing that horse and some guy besides and
the car said let them do buttholes on that horse.
When we got off. The look he took off, I
had to see in your head and thought that was
a lot shorter.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
All right, No charge for that one? All right, what
y'all got one eight hundred big show? You told Free
Live We go to we get the winner. We play
John Boy Jeopardy. Next, Good morning, that's a big showing
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already over to two your Friday November the first Today's
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Speaker 9 (26:55):
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Speaker 1 (26:56):
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and right now let's fine Yahs live across America.
Speaker 6 (27:03):
It's John Boyd and now your host. Whenever he sees
lover's names carved into a tree, he thinks to himself, man,
what kind of creek takes their date into the woods
with a knife.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
He's John boy.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Let say hey, the Jesse had a Pikeville, North Carolina.
Good morning, Jesse, Hey, good morning, good morning. Hey buddy
A Jesse got first shot at John Boy Jeopardy. George Washington.
He was very meticulous about the appearance of the six
white horses and pulled his presidential carriage. He had this
part of their bodies picked and brush clean daily to
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improve their appearance.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
What do you think, Jess say?
Speaker 12 (27:49):
Their main but George Washington had such funny teeth.
Speaker 10 (27:52):
I almost say it was funny about the appearance of their.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Teeth, appearance on their teeth that show. All right, look
that gift horse in the mouth.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
And you went with it.
Speaker 6 (28:11):
He took such good care of him because he knew
they might end up being his.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
He had teeth, did you hear me?
Speaker 7 (28:18):
Was like he said, I didn't even google man no Es.
Speaker 13 (28:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Well, a good work you southered intuition. Well, good work
with it, buddy, got you some happy herd head over
the pike mill for you. All right, I appreciate that.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
Alright, buddy, Hang on, all right, body on the hour
and tell you news. Give me some sets of music.
Tainter is gonna read what Carla cooks cooking on the
Battle okay, Joe?
Speaker 1 (28:50):
It all exists on anything More.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
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three pm Eastern, the Bama Tellgate Show drops what about
the Alabama Crimson Tide and Gayton.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
And Grilling with Carla Cook and Kevin Sport.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
One of their features it oh is a good cowboy
billy grilling sauce rubs of course, connecta saucy alrighty got
the music ready? We go gonna get Marcy to tell
us what Carl and Kevin will be cooking this week.
Speaker 17 (29:59):
Is on the menu, smoked shotgun shells. What you're gonna
do is, You're gonna take some mannicotti shells and I'm
gonna stuff them with a Hamburger mixture of diced hot
and spicy connecta sausage in that you're mixing diced jalapenos,
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cheddar cheese, and a heaping mountain of John Boy and
Billy pork rub. Sorry, I ignore you now.
Speaker 8 (30:29):
What you want to do is wrap that stuffed mannicotti
shell with a thick piece of bacon and then season
that bacon with John Boy and Billy pork crab. Stick
that mannicotti shell into a three hundred and fifty degrees
smoker or on the grill or in your oven, leave
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it in the heat for thirty minutes, and then brush
them with John Boy and Billy original grill and sauce
and cook it for fifteen more minutes. Just fifteen more minutes,
and then take them off the grill and enjoy you
some smoke shotgun shells.
Speaker 7 (31:07):
Get you some hols.
Speaker 6 (31:12):
There you go, another big show. First grilling porn.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
It's not.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
Just the other way with tagging those smoke shotgun shells,
John Boy, Billy.
Speaker 7 (31:26):
The pictures are pretty pretty too.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
Trag it out.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
It'll drop by three pm tomorrow. Obama, Dellgate, Joe Gating
and Grilling, Carla Cook, Kevin Sport. They're gonna come out
to the farm. We're gonna shoot the episode out there
here too, and tatter thank you just past the audition congratulation.
Speaker 7 (31:43):
You can watch it on YouTube, I mean on YouTube.
Speaker 6 (31:46):
Wait, I haven't had my turn yet.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Good morning. That's a big show on the radio for you.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
Friday, November the first all right man you scribbed wayn
here has acted and action.
Speaker 14 (32:26):
Hello friends, you're opal Burt Fern here with another hammer
toe happening.
Speaker 4 (32:31):
Edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 14 (32:33):
Today's episode accidents happen as our story opens, an old
cow polk is getting checked out by his doctor.
Speaker 8 (32:41):
Okay, now, mister Avery, yeah call me text Oh all right, texts.
Speaker 7 (32:46):
So why the visit here today?
Speaker 16 (32:48):
Well, doc, my back is hurting like the dickens.
Speaker 7 (32:51):
Okay, well tell me have you had any accidents lately?
Speaker 3 (32:55):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (32:55):
Man, none that I recollect.
Speaker 7 (32:57):
Well, I've always heard that a Cowboys job is pretty dangerous.
Speaker 16 (33:00):
Oh you heard rying.
Speaker 6 (33:01):
Just yesterday I got kicked.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
By a mule.
Speaker 7 (33:03):
Oh dear, where did he kick you?
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Right square in the barn.
Speaker 16 (33:07):
A couple of days before then, a wild bobcat run
up my leg while I was copping a squat and
the cactus patch. I used him out more colorful language
than that. A couple of days prior to that, I
was breaking a wild mustang got bucked off into a
lumber pile. Probably should have pulled the nails out of
them boards before that unbelievable. And then last week I
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was driving the cattle to a new pasture and a
hawk swooped down and tried to claw my eyes out.
Oh no, fell off my horse right into a yellow
jacket nest. Stung the but Jesus out of me. Some
even got up my pants leg.
Speaker 7 (33:42):
That is nuts, No but close.
Speaker 16 (33:45):
Then, while I was trying to get away from him,
I got tagged by a big fat cotton mouse. Snake
leg got swollen up so bad I could barely get
away from that wild board.
Speaker 7 (33:54):
Mister avery text. Remember, tax I thought you told me
you didn't have any acts.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
I didn't.
Speaker 6 (34:01):
All them critters did it on purpose?
Speaker 4 (34:03):
Up and how we hope you enjoy John Boy and
Billy playhouse.
Speaker 16 (34:14):
Oh and I had a mina swim up my ding
dong when I was skinny dip.
Speaker 4 (34:20):
To the next time when we'll hear the arnth minnow
trapped to the Eurethra say.
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Hey, big man, let me hold it dollar. Good morning,
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Pete, Good morning, there's a big show on the radio.
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And uh all right, hang on, it's coming up in Minnesota.
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Speaker 1 (37:13):
No relation.
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Yeah, in fact, in fact it's even spelled difference.
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Uh we're talking about the Curry of course, Jackie his
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week and he will announce the winner. So Finalist number
one Dwayne Rhymers Warner Robbins, Georgia. Finalist number two Dave
Hall Jasper, Alabama. Finalists three Gene Dollar Roano crap In,
(38:01):
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Finals four, Finas five Chris Curry, Columbus, Georgia. Alright, God,
look all right, Tayna, come on baby, let's play Beat
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Big Show.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
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Still another pass back for you lessen thirty minutes from
right now.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
It's a big sello letting somebody better damn it than me,
tell you than me?
Speaker 3 (00:12):
All right?
Speaker 4 (00:13):
Time might be the Big Show that still picking him
up at you?
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Whoa, it's you, Marcel. What am I doing well?
Speaker 5 (00:20):
When I'm not hanging up on racing fat boy and
trying to cure beads of her terminal blondness? I'm listening
to my two favorite straight white Southern points, John Boy
and Billie on the Big Show. Oh, Marcel, just stop, No,
I won't tell Randy you said, hello.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Coga doodle dude. It ain't summer time. It's got a
cure for the Halloween move.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
However, alright, let's finish up the candy this weekend. I'm
a looking forward to candy. You don't have to, all right,
Welcome to Friday, the first day of November. How about
that November the first again? Here with national days? We
(01:43):
got to celebrate this. It's a bunch of them. I'm
eventually I'm gonna have to turn this page, so I'm
a I'm just gonna stick with it. That's what that's
my plan, No quitter, We're going to finish out this
work week, right?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
All right?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Oh man, there's a bunch of national days.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
All right?
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Do I have to which is right quick? Because that's
kind of what we do.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Just just skip your past.
Speaker 6 (02:23):
The today is national, just hit the individual.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Okay, yeah, so start all of these with. Today is
National Cinnamon Day, Fountain pen Day, brush Day is and
brush your teeth, Author's Day, Cook your Pet Day, pardon me,
cook for your pet Day?
Speaker 6 (02:45):
That changes everything?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Deep fried Clams Day. Don't we getting better? How do
we thought we.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Took a bad.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Picking up? Uh?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Jersey Friday, show your fandom for.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Players, we're your jerseys. Okay, Calzone Day and Vinegar Day
and uh you got to say All Saints' Day also
known as All Hallow's Day. So this is a Christian
(03:22):
celebration in honor of all the saints from Christian history. Okay,
he's after Halloween. We gonna all right, here we go.
We're ready for it. All right, good, we got through it.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
We're going.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
We're going. I got three days in history. Those will
be important. We'll get them out for you categories and
we'll get the first prize back out.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
We're awake. Big shows on the radio. Good morning. I
got the Big Show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Let's get that first prize package out here in March
and was washing.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Dude loud day?
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What?
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Oh is a big go ahead?
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Take it out? Yeah, I look at my categories over here.
Speaker 7 (03:58):
Oh, excited for this one.
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Speaker 2 (04:35):
That's it, baby, All right, we'll let's get you ready
to win it. Three days in history where we're get
our categories. Hey, Jene Sex four, the US Post Office
introduced money orders.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
How do they work?
Speaker 9 (04:48):
Pa?
Speaker 6 (04:49):
It's like a check?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Okay, all right, you give the Post Office money cash
and that's why you're supposed to take them. They were saying,
take on vacation back in the day, because if crooks
steal them.
Speaker 6 (05:00):
That's travelers check. No, okay, that's a different thing.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
All to go. Well, that didn't work for me anyway.
Speaker 8 (05:05):
Okay, a lot of a lot of I'm gonna say
vendors would ask for money orders. It's like you either paid
cash or money order, because it was kind of like
the bank was gonna they knew the money.
Speaker 7 (05:14):
The check was good.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Because this was Jeane sixty four and they didn't probably
have checks. Dney sometimes about that.
Speaker 7 (05:24):
So this one's back by the bank, so.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Well, good work back US post office.
Speaker 7 (05:29):
Now we just venmo, so it don't matter.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Yeah, I know, it's a whole something, the whole nother thing,
the concept of money orders. If I haven't grasped that, yeh,
eighteen sixty four, or it's Venmo and crypto and I
don't know what all.
Speaker 6 (05:43):
I wouldn't look for him to whip out his digital
wallet at the food genie.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
I got a couple of here, here's a favor in
the funk house. You're okay, dollar bill, All right, let's
move up nineteen fourteen, nineteen year old New York dead
you taunt Mary Jacob invented the modern soft bra by
having her made so two handkerchiefs together.
Speaker 7 (06:09):
Yeah, you Trey wearing that course at all the time.
And see would you think?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
I guess that as she sold her rights to the
multi million dollar creation for fifteen grand.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
But that was a lot of money in nineteen fourteen.
Yes it was.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Huh so I was so so two handkerchiefs together, paid.
Speaker 7 (06:27):
Her with a money order.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
She must have been flat, dude, Is that right?
Speaker 10 (06:31):
No?
Speaker 7 (06:31):
I think it was just kind of a barrier, is
what she?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Ah?
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Yeah, okay, yeah, good work.
Speaker 7 (06:37):
They had other things to support to your Jacob.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Yeah all right.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Well let's move up to twenty twenty two. Elon Musk
took ownership and control the Twitter immediately cleaned house by
firing four executives. Good job, Elon, not death. All right,
one ain't hundred big show airs, she told free Line.
Let's see if we can get us a winner for
the Birtee County Peanut Prize Bag.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
We play next.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Good morning, It's a big show on the radio for
your Friday, November. The first Today's feature track for the
Big Show, bet Box, Hoyt, the Robert Earl King Concert
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Outburst. Let's play upburst.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 11 (07:57):
Jon boys give prizes from the Big Prize Beam. Let's
go contested number one. This should be a lot of fun.
You're playing out bust. Have the hurry up and guess
time you have the best time.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
You have a big shots.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Let's say hey to Charles.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
From Utohill, South Carolina.
Speaker 7 (08:26):
Shot shot.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Good morning, Charles from Santee Cooper Country, Baby San Dude Cooper.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
What is biting right now? Charles?
Speaker 4 (08:43):
Money?
Speaker 3 (08:44):
John Boy, oh.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Man, that's right. I didn't think about that, Oh Joe.
We'll all be careful down there buying your beautiful part
of the world.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Glad you made it in here.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Let's up. Let's get you three these three category can
get you some good old bird Tee County peanuts up
from my hunting way up here in our state. How
about that, Charles, Well, here we go, buddy, in five seconds,
just give us three forms of payment, ready go? That
would be check, money, order or cash hash on a barrel.
(09:21):
Heads and now do you know three places that sell bras?
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Ready boy go.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Walmart laundry store and the famous Amazon.
Speaker 7 (09:38):
You could say it Victoria's secret.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
You could say it, well, that's where I get mine.
Figures out, Hi, Charles for the wind. Three social media platforms,
Ready to go, let's go with the Twitter, the face
book in the are winning Small Bat's hand cooked Peanuts,
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Bertie counted.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
You hang out the first time?
Speaker 12 (10:12):
Calling Okay, Charles word need the cow, Thank you all
very much.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Oh Giles, ain't gonna body bond him. Of the hours,
The top of your news, the top of the Junior
Nation Band's mind. After Halloweens tossing, double Wife coming up, h.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
H good morning, big shows on the radio. Here we
(11:15):
go hoarding the Junior Nation Band.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
About last night. It's based on all their experiences.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Ladies and gentlemen. The Junior Nation.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Band presents the sound of the season for a season
that most of us ain't real crazy about, mainly because
it involves a whole bunch of candy, and a whole
bunch of neighborhood kids and a whole bunch of nerve wrackingness.
It's the one Robert d Rayfer used to call begaween.
It goes exactly like this. It's October thirty, first time
(11:48):
for Halloween. Kids and costumes in the street beats all
you ever seen?
Speaker 8 (11:54):
Are you ready?
Speaker 3 (11:55):
Are you ready for this? Have you got a bunch
of candy to serve out of the driveway? Bunch of
kids kind of getting on your nerves?
Speaker 10 (12:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Another one's at the door. Another one's at the door. Here,
Another one comes here, Another one comes. Another one's at
the door. Hey, they want a candy bar.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Another one's at.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
The door, Hey, deb please don't make me regret giving
you the doorbell part in this morn There's plenty of
ways they could play a trick if they don't get
a tree, flaming bag out on the front porch, gets
dog cramp on your feet?
Speaker 1 (12:38):
That funny?
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Are you having fun, y'all? Like like you got some
class out of the doorway? Here I come fix into what?
Another one's at the door. Another one's at the door. Here,
Another one comes here, Another one comes.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Another one's at the door. Hey, you beout to piss
me off.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Another one's at the door.
Speaker 6 (13:08):
Another one's at the door.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Another one's at the door.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Another one's at the door.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Another one's at the door.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Hey, by the way, how many people live in this neighborhood?
I've given Kenny to five hundred kids tonight.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
What is going on?
Speaker 3 (13:26):
There's plenty of ways you can stop a kid from
come in to your door. You can drive out dressed
like Frankenstein and they won't come back no more. Or
you can go about a big old pinkball gun. Set
it on full repeat, fire off a volley of warning shots,
running off down the street.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
And another one's at the door.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Another one's at the door, and another one comes here,
another one comes, Another one's at the doors.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Hey, you better not come back.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
Another one's that door there you're having Ladies and gentlemen, Hey, devils,
know what I said.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Don't make me regret giving you.
Speaker 6 (14:13):
This is the moment I was worried about.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Righting your midstop a good morning, make shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Hope you hang around here for a few more minutes,
because I got Tim Wilson on the best trick or
treaters ever. All right, buddy deal man.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
All right, right now, then turn it over the whole
the boys, ladies and.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Gentlemen, The Junior Nation Band would like to share a
special sound of the season, and when I save the season,
I mean the go to Hell's season known as Halloween.
And nowhere does it go to hell faster or harder
than Cassidy double Wide World Headquarters of the Junior Nation Band.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
This is another one based on all our experiences and
it goes exactly like, is.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
These nerve rocking youngins live and then the trailer park
about to make me lose my mind? Halloween Night?
Speaker 1 (15:43):
They dress up and bag for candy. But troubles boy,
what they.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Got in mind?
Speaker 12 (15:50):
They used to beat cuter in their little costumes back
before they turn fifteen. Now there's underage drinking and you
can't tell what they're thinking. It's a trailer park pile aween,
trailer park pel Aways, trailer park pal Away.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
Went all this bendalism. They just might end up in
prison trailer park pal Aways. Now, the irony of the
Junior Nation man complaining about somebody running around wild.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
And drunk is not lost on us. However, that does
not mean.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
These kids ain't wild or drunk, which they are. They
made a lot of noise, raise a lot of ruckuses,
keivin folks quets there. When they picked the wrong guy,
he runs out the door to chase them and kicks
them in the dairy. Are they like the bull of
(16:54):
Caper with the roll of toilet paper making bead down right?
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Mean they're cruising for some trouble.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Then we're about the bustard bubble on the trailer park Halloways.
Trailer Park Holloways. Trailer Park Halloways.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Too old for trick or treating.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Some of them could use of.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Beating trailer park hell Aways. It's a trailer park Halloways,
trailer Park, Halloways. Went all this randalism, they just might
end up in prison. Trailer Park Halloways. And there you
(17:40):
have it, our cautionary tail of the season for all
the pupping heads in the audience. Y'all act like you
got some smart have a safe and handy Halloween, and
quit running my life.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Hi, this is Robert Goolay and you're listening to John
Boy and Billy on the Big Show. The Big Show.
Speaker 9 (18:09):
I tell you right now it is is the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Good morning, Big Show's on the radio. Light There is
Robin Promis, Damn Wilson was in the studio.
Speaker 9 (18:54):
Man, Halloween's coming up. Something Halloween is coming up. We
gotta go to Columbus George and hang out with the
Butterfield brothers.
Speaker 13 (19:00):
The Butterfild brothers, the greatest trigger traders that ever lay
up them. I didn't tell you all about the Butterfild brothers.
They were over at the thing when y'all were down there.
What I was for the tandem greatest trigger traders that
ever walked. The Butterfield Brothers invented the mall trick or treat.
This is in the late sixties.
Speaker 9 (19:20):
Nobody had ever thought of going to the mall the
trigger treat. They thought of it.
Speaker 13 (19:23):
They go out with like you know, pillow case, you know,
glad hefty bags, you know, come back with five hundred
pounds of candy, pocket full of Wilkerson sword razor blade mills,
bleeding eating rice cut and shooting ensilin.
Speaker 9 (19:41):
The greatest trigger traders that ever walked. Tim and Dennis.
Speaker 6 (19:44):
Butterfield inventing the mall trigger tree.
Speaker 9 (19:47):
They were the first people to ever think to go
to a mall the trigger treat. I'm serious.
Speaker 13 (19:51):
These boys that go out like October thirty first is Halloween.
They stay out in November second, people getting ready getting
up for church. You know, they here knock the door
they got the door, General Custer and Wink from Mons. Seriously,
these boys could trick or treat better than everybody.
Speaker 14 (20:14):
I tell you.
Speaker 15 (20:15):
You know, there ought to be an age limit on
a trick or treat. This past year I had a
seventeen year old pregnant girl and her boyfriend showed up
at my house trick or treat. Well, I know where
to give him a race cupper call nine one day.
But you know it's a sorry world when you.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
Got pregnant women trick.
Speaker 6 (20:35):
It's hard work for just for a costume, though, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
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Right down Friday, Mornisola is in.
Speaker 10 (21:15):
It and before eleven o'clock tonight, mister, you better find
your dove another line of work. That's when, sure, don't
fix your pistol. It's one hundred and six miles to Chicago.
We got a full tank of gas, half a pack
of cigarettes. It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
I hate work, I hate work.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
I hate work.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
I've been having a very bad day. I don't need.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Moday.
Speaker 10 (22:20):
You just just.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
She's going.
Speaker 13 (22:42):
What working work?
Speaker 3 (22:44):
What work?
Speaker 13 (22:44):
Work?
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Work?
Speaker 16 (22:45):
Work?
Speaker 8 (22:46):
Man?
Speaker 3 (22:46):
What are we gonna do?
Speaker 10 (22:47):
Man?
Speaker 1 (22:47):
We gotta get out of here.
Speaker 9 (22:48):
We gonna have a life. I mean, do you do
anything like this creepy stuff? What do you do for fun?
Speaker 3 (22:54):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (22:54):
No, we don't have fun.
Speaker 15 (22:55):
We just we just work.
Speaker 9 (22:57):
Here's here's our fun.
Speaker 10 (22:58):
Right work, work, work work?
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Why what's worth one?
Speaker 8 (23:01):
Well?
Speaker 2 (23:01):
I realized my father makes a lot of money, but
you see he's not giving me any.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (23:05):
Weekend, Saturday Sunday the time between work and war work,
the time when you go out looking for happiness and
end up hunched over somewhere else's toilet.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
The weekend things are at their darkest.
Speaker 4 (23:16):
Pal it's a brave man party.
Speaker 9 (23:20):
All is will taste do is.
Speaker 5 (23:25):
Cool?
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Buzz I'm fine.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
Today. Check page.
Speaker 9 (24:22):
Work what what what?
Speaker 14 (24:23):
What?
Speaker 9 (24:23):
What's watch work work?
Speaker 2 (24:39):
All right, that's count let's uh play on John boyde
every game show.
Speaker 17 (24:44):
We all right?
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Yesterday versus review, we found out candy corn has been
the reigning champion of the Worst Halloween Candies list. Well,
it failed to number two this year, behind this brand
new number one worst. Yes, because you're both got that ride?
Oh right, Today's John Boy Jeopardy. George Washington was so
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meticulous about the appearance of these six white horses that
pulled his presidential carriage. He had this part of their
bodies picked and brushed clean daily to improve their appearance.
Speaker 7 (25:23):
Oh that is what is the butt bop?
Speaker 1 (25:32):
May hold them?
Speaker 2 (25:33):
When they had that horse that riding down his straight,
then they had a call and get a ride.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
What what's the deal man? What happened? He said, Well,
was there stablowing that horse and some guy besides and
the car said let them do buttholes on that horse.
When we got off. The look he took off, I
had to see in your head and thought that was
a lot shorter.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
All right, No charge for that one? All right, what
y'all got one eight hundred big show? You told Free
Live We go to we get the winner. We play
John Boy Jeopardy. Next, Good morning, that's a big showing
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From nine nine to nine.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
You're the bed Box app the Big Show dot Com
and right now let's fine Yahs live across America.
Speaker 6 (27:03):
It's John Boyd and now your host. Whenever he sees
lover's names carved into a tree, he thinks to himself, man,
what kind of creek takes their date into the woods
with a knife.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
He's John boy.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Let say hey, the Jesse had a Pikeville, North Carolina.
Good morning, Jesse, Hey, good morning, good morning. Hey buddy
A Jesse got first shot at John Boy Jeopardy. George Washington.
He was very meticulous about the appearance of the six
white horses and pulled his presidential carriage. He had this
part of their bodies picked and brush clean daily to
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improve their appearance.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
What do you think, Jess say?
Speaker 12 (27:49):
Their main but George Washington had such funny teeth.
Speaker 10 (27:52):
I almost say it was funny about the appearance of their.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Teeth, appearance on their teeth that show. All right, look
that gift horse in the mouth.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
And you went with it.
Speaker 6 (28:11):
He took such good care of him because he knew
they might end up being his.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
He had teeth, did you hear me?
Speaker 7 (28:18):
Was like he said, I didn't even google man no Es.
Speaker 13 (28:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Well, a good work you southered intuition. Well, good work
with it, buddy, got you some happy herd head over
the pike mill for you. All right, I appreciate that.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
Alright, buddy, Hang on, all right, body on the hour
and tell you news. Give me some sets of music.
Tainter is gonna read what Carla cooks cooking on the
Battle okay, Joe?
Speaker 1 (28:50):
It all exists on anything More.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Good Morning, anasabeg Sha on the radio every Saturday by
three pm Eastern, the Bama Tellgate Show drops what about
the Alabama Crimson Tide and Gayton.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
And Grilling with Carla Cook and Kevin Sport.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
One of their features it oh is a good cowboy
billy grilling sauce rubs of course, connecta saucy alrighty got
the music ready? We go gonna get Marcy to tell
us what Carl and Kevin will be cooking this week.
Speaker 17 (29:59):
Is on the menu, smoked shotgun shells. What you're gonna
do is, You're gonna take some mannicotti shells and I'm
gonna stuff them with a Hamburger mixture of diced hot
and spicy connecta sausage in that you're mixing diced jalapenos,
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cheddar cheese, and a heaping mountain of John Boy and
Billy pork rub. Sorry, I ignore you now.
Speaker 8 (30:29):
What you want to do is wrap that stuffed mannicotti
shell with a thick piece of bacon and then season
that bacon with John Boy and Billy pork crab. Stick
that mannicotti shell into a three hundred and fifty degrees
smoker or on the grill or in your oven, leave
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it in the heat for thirty minutes, and then brush
them with John Boy and Billy original grill and sauce
and cook it for fifteen more minutes. Just fifteen more minutes,
and then take them off the grill and enjoy you
some smoke shotgun shells.
Speaker 7 (31:07):
Get you some hols.
Speaker 6 (31:12):
There you go, another big show. First grilling porn.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
It's not.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
Just the other way with tagging those smoke shotgun shells,
John Boy, Billy.
Speaker 7 (31:26):
The pictures are pretty pretty too.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
Trag it out.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
It'll drop by three pm tomorrow. Obama, Dellgate, Joe Gating
and Grilling, Carla Cook, Kevin Sport. They're gonna come out
to the farm. We're gonna shoot the episode out there
here too, and tatter thank you just past the audition congratulation.
Speaker 7 (31:43):
You can watch it on YouTube, I mean on YouTube.
Speaker 6 (31:46):
Wait, I haven't had my turn yet.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Good morning. That's a big show on the radio for you.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
Friday, November the first all right man you scribbed wayn
here has acted and action.
Speaker 14 (32:26):
Hello friends, you're opal Burt Fern here with another hammer
toe happening.
Speaker 4 (32:31):
Edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 14 (32:33):
Today's episode accidents happen as our story opens, an old
cow polk is getting checked out by his doctor.
Speaker 8 (32:41):
Okay, now, mister Avery, yeah call me text Oh all right, texts.
Speaker 7 (32:46):
So why the visit here today?
Speaker 16 (32:48):
Well, doc, my back is hurting like the dickens.
Speaker 7 (32:51):
Okay, well tell me have you had any accidents lately?
Speaker 3 (32:55):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (32:55):
Man, none that I recollect.
Speaker 7 (32:57):
Well, I've always heard that a Cowboys job is pretty dangerous.
Speaker 16 (33:00):
Oh you heard rying.
Speaker 6 (33:01):
Just yesterday I got kicked.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
By a mule.
Speaker 7 (33:03):
Oh dear, where did he kick you?
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Right square in the barn.
Speaker 16 (33:07):
A couple of days before then, a wild bobcat run
up my leg while I was copping a squat and
the cactus patch. I used him out more colorful language
than that. A couple of days prior to that, I
was breaking a wild mustang got bucked off into a
lumber pile. Probably should have pulled the nails out of
them boards before that unbelievable. And then last week I
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was driving the cattle to a new pasture and a
hawk swooped down and tried to claw my eyes out.
Oh no, fell off my horse right into a yellow
jacket nest. Stung the but Jesus out of me. Some
even got up my pants leg.
Speaker 7 (33:42):
That is nuts, No but close.
Speaker 16 (33:45):
Then, while I was trying to get away from him,
I got tagged by a big fat cotton mouse. Snake
leg got swollen up so bad I could barely get
away from that wild board.
Speaker 7 (33:54):
Mister avery text. Remember, tax I thought you told me
you didn't have any acts.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
I didn't.
Speaker 6 (34:01):
All them critters did it on purpose?
Speaker 4 (34:03):
Up and how we hope you enjoy John Boy and
Billy playhouse.
Speaker 16 (34:14):
Oh and I had a mina swim up my ding
dong when I was skinny dip.
Speaker 4 (34:20):
To the next time when we'll hear the arnth minnow
trapped to the Eurethra say.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
Hey, big man, let me hold it dollar. Good morning,
you got the big shoe on the radio.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
More chances for you to win coming up after your
news weathers marts.
Speaker 18 (34:39):
Hey, Yeah, this is your old pals, you stein La
Black when I'm not mooching some of that fine Jacques
Danielle Whiskey and I played a right fine gumbo off
my best friend Woodrow Boodrow and that sassy sack of
wife and his on Lizbeth.
Speaker 16 (34:52):
I'm listening to those tool wacky Caje and John Boy
and Philly right down on that there Big Show wo
week Days Funny I GARYL.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Pete, Good morning, there's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
We announced finalists number five for the Big Show Custom
Motorcycle here in just a couple of minutes, and this
is your one hour alert to John Boy's wonderful Thing
Giveaway number one three that over here before we get
Sorens and then here to do his NFL thing. So
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now it's finalist number five and then that'll do it
to see who wins out of that final five next week.
And uh all right, hang on, it's coming up in Minnesota.
Don't touch don't touch me. Big Show rolls on, Good morning,
Big Shows on the radio. All right, coming up, we'll
play beat the Blonde when they're gonna get one hundred
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and twenty dollars worth of bull snot cleaning products made
in the USA. Truck drivers keep America moving, and bullsnot.
Make sure they look good doing it so I can
get bull snouted truck stops across America. Click on that
link when you hit the Big Show dot Com. Get
some hang on win it tire in just a few minutes,
because now it is time to announce finalists number five
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for the Big Show Custom Motorcycle. If you have registered
to win that bike from law Tigers, listen up. They
have drawn the fifth of five finalists. So here is
finalists number five out of Columbus, Georgia. But listen, Chris Curry.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
No relation.
Speaker 6 (37:14):
Yeah, in fact, in fact it's even spelled difference.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
Uh we're talking about the Curry of course, Jackie his
last name, and some famous curries that we have moving
around the Big Show. But yeah, Chris Curry from Columbus, Georgia, congratulations,
you now have a one in five chance to win
that one of a kind of Big Show motorcycle from
low Tiger's Custom built by Rick Bray of r KB Customs.
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So all right, one of these finalists is gonna win
it that. We will have Lyle on the show next
week and he will announce the winner. So Finalist number
one Dwayne Rhymers Warner Robbins, Georgia. Finalist number two Dave
Hall Jasper, Alabama. Finalists three Gene Dollar Roano crap In,
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North Carolina. Right now, Ron Thompson from Greenville, Tennessee. Was
Finals four, Finas five Chris Curry, Columbus, Georgia. Alright, God,
look all right, Tayna, come on baby, let's play Beat
the Blonde, right, quick fire bulls not one eight hundred
Big Show.
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