November 14, 2025 • 35 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hi, Big show fans, and welcome to Friday.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Today's podcast is an encore edition of The John Boy
and Billy Show. It originally aired on Friday November fifteenth,
twenty nineteen.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
I'm a time traveler, traveler.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
All right, enjoy the show. God doodle doo a madam.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
It is Friday, November the fifteenth, and the gang's all here,
John Boy and Billy, Terry Hey, Tater Jackade, and behind
the glass Piller's moving around. Because it's National Clean out
your Refrigerator Day. It starts out out every day like this.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Well, don't get too excited. It looks like a lot
of it involves actually cleaning.
Speaker 5 (00:48):
The cleaning the inside of it. Okay, I disinfected some stuff.
It's not the phone part. Oh well, yeah, that's out.
Is also National bunt Day.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
I'm gonna get your old bunts out ready for the holidays.
I don't know if I got any old bunt pans
here as pillars if he finds any in the freezer.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
And it's National Spicy Hermit Cookie Day.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
Why I'm confused.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Is the cookie spicy or was it named after the
spicy hermit?
Speaker 2 (01:20):
A spicy hermit make some cookies all right. You have
a flavor reminiscent of autumn spices, all right.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
Pretty much with Pucking spicy.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Yes, yeah, I would mad bags on that, all right,
We got it Pucking's bus all right. So we got
three dates in history saved up? Would be very important. Here,
give you a couple of minutes a wake up. Listen up,
your first chance of wins coming up. The Big Joe's
on the radio. Good morning, John Bonymbilla gang with you
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here Friday first prize package out the box of Carolina
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at the Big Show dot com. Is that three days
in history? Where we get our categories right? November fifteenth
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there was fourteen ninety two. Yeah, Christopher Columbus sell the
Ocean Blue, and he noted in his journal the use
of tobacco among Indians. That was the first recorded reference
to tobacco.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
I won't know why they did that. This might be
good to smoke. What is that all about? Hey, maybe
we'll look cooler.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Up to nineteen sixty nine. Merle Haggards Oki from Muskokee
hit number one on the country music charts. This is interesting.
Merle and his band wrote the song in twenty minutes
aboard their tour bus after seeing a road sign that
said muskoke nineteen miles. Knock that one out right quick one.
(03:03):
Number one hit Merle and then finally it was This
Day No.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
Seven.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
A Florida woman played her piano into the Guinness Book
of World Records, tickling the ivory sixty five hours straight.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
You usually tinkle them.
Speaker 6 (03:17):
She was taking.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Pat Jones of Jacksonville said her audience dwindled during the
early mornings between two am and five am.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
She said, was just awful.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Now mess it would be well, maybe she'd just go
for chopsticks, she'd go for three hours. Right, But there's
our categories one eight hundred Big Shows, your toll free line.
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big shows.
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See what is embarrassing at the Big Show dot com
when you make you visit.
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So operate for Christmas shob time and click on the link.
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When you're the Big Show dot Com Get shoe boxing
ready National Collection week next week. Right now, I collected
some prizes here.
Speaker 7 (04:31):
Let's play uppers. Let's play upbers. It's the game that
anyone can win. John Boyd and Billy give.
Speaker 8 (04:41):
The prizes from the big prize. Let's go contested number one.
This should it be a lot of fun when you're
playing upburst. Have a hurry up and guest time you
love the best time you love a big shots.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Let's say, Hey, a Menday from Murphrey is Burrow Taylorsonnday.
You came and you gave without taking, but we are
putting for you to take this bride package. Good morning, Mandy. Hey,
(05:24):
all right, baby, welcome. All right, Menday, are you ready?
Speaker 3 (05:30):
I'm ready.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Let's go through the categories. Baby, five seconds. We need
three items with tobacco in them.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Ready go, Hi cigarette and a cigar?
Speaker 5 (05:43):
Cigarette? Is that too? Cigarette and cigar?
Speaker 6 (05:47):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Bye bye, I missed the bye bye okay, Manday. Now
three country singers ready go.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Merle Haggard, Jolly Parton and Kitty. Well, Dad, you're.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Going on school that Merle id for the wind. Three
musical instruments ready to.
Speaker 9 (06:05):
Go, trombone, a banjo and a piano, and.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
There is Menday Mercy, Carolina Skiff gave pack headed your
way man before you win. Congratulations, Thank you so much, Marty.
Right now it's your news. We're right on the other side.
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What movies are opening across America this weekend? Onlim hands
in a date night movie, Good Friday Morning, the big
(07:13):
shows on the radio, looking at theaters across America. All right, Well,
last weekend Midway came out the number one movie. It
was a good movie for veterans day. Man.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
That is the kind of movie too, I would think
would be way better on a really big screen. Yeah,
not all movies are like that, but that's a that's
a big screen movie.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
That's it man.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
And then Playing with Fire number two, Doctor Sleep, number three,
Terminator Dark Fate for Last Christmas number five, and we
got four movies opening today. Ford versus Ferrari. This is
all about Carol Shelby. Of course, Shelby mustag the Mustang
(08:00):
in the go oh yeah, man, we got to Carrol before.
There's British driver Ken Miles. A dispatch by Henry Ford
to second the craft, a new automobile with the potential
to finally defeat the dominant Ferrari at the nineteen sixty
six Lemon's World Championship.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Very famous story, really unexpected twist at the end. I mean,
this is a good little movie.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
And we got a car guy, old Budd of the
Big Show, Tom Cotter. He's called the Barn find Hunter.
You know, it was all about them cars in that deal.
So we're looking forward to talking to Tom Monday about
this movie.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Though the good Liar is over.
Speaker 10 (08:39):
Now.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
It's Helen Merren, Laurie Davidson, we Hatcher.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
Ian McKellen, who's the Magneto in the X Men movies.
So it's Helen Mirren and Ian mckel so it's two
older leads and it's basically kind of like a crime caper,
like a weird you know, comedy drama.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Okay, all right, And Charlie's angels go by Dad yay.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
So new angels we know any of them is a
girl from Twilight. That's probably the only one most people
know those angels.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
And then you got the report. This film focuses on
Senate Stafford Daniel Jones. Adam Driver plays him and his
tracks his investigation into c i's enhanced interrogation techniques.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
O what I miss? Ford?
Speaker 5 (09:33):
Versus Ferrari. Now I could go to the good liar
or the report.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Okay, so thinking about those two, maybe well Patty picked
out where he will think I will.
Speaker 5 (09:46):
She's kind of seen hustlers.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Good luck out there is on the background. Kiss good morning.
(10:21):
The Big Show's on the radio for you. Friday, November
the fifteenth, Going down. Top ten Liz Billy.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
Well, when you're promoting tourism, there's nothing like a good
snappy slogan, which is harder to do than you'd think
Today's Big Show Top ten, Number three in our continuing series.
Top ten rejected state tourism slogans. Number ten Illinois, Please don't.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Pronounce the s.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
Number nine Montana. Arby's named their biggest sandwich after US.
Number eight Connecticut, It's like Massachusetts with way less Kennedy's.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Number seven.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
Pennsylvania, Cradle of the Revolution and the cheese Steak. Number
six Minnesota. Come feel better about your own state. Number
five Michigan. Last one out, please turn off the lights.
Number four, Utah. Our Jesus is better than your Jesus.
(11:31):
Number three Ohio, The drinking state with a football problem.
Number two Nebraska. Ask about our state motto contest and
the number one rejected state slogan Wisconsin.
Speaker 11 (11:49):
Come cut the cheese, Marty.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
The Big Show's on the radio and more Big show
right around the corner.
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Hero Dc Kuja guy a yaki soda. We have to
communication magnate and millionaire Japanese businessman. I also John Boy
Ian Berrie's boss. It's your rest warning. I order you
listen to a big show. You better rat Cookie Boy,
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Mosci my Land get a flicking haircut. Top Boy stop
saying do something for a ribbing. Don't sit over there
all the time. John Boy shit in front of microphone.
Ha ha, that's all he do. Beerrie the only smile
when he over there at computer type. You don't want
to ride out Joel Harold Jackie.
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All right, I get you ready for Friday. Yeah, we're
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ready waking up. It's getting a Friday without Friday morning.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Song work work, work, work, work, work, work work work.
Hello boys, have a good night's restaurant.
Speaker 6 (14:50):
Miss Joe.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
If you're young and you got your hands.
Speaker 6 (14:53):
What do you want with the job?
Speaker 2 (14:55):
You know there are people in this world that don't
have to put up with Hally.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Shut your my hole.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
We're working, showing years a college, starting to drain.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
I hate this job.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
I hate the same job, and I don't need it.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
I have people skills when you get up, Okay, I don't.
Speaker 10 (15:32):
Know.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
I am working? Can't you s'm working?
Speaker 13 (15:46):
Are you just? She's go?
Speaker 3 (16:13):
We represent the workers in all magical industries, both evil
and be nine.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Are you feeling it all? Degraded or depressed?
Speaker 10 (16:22):
We don't even have dample?
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Are you coming down into the pit? You know how
much I love watching you work?
Speaker 14 (16:26):
But I've got my countries five hundred anniversary plan by
waiting to arrange my wife to murder, and guilded a
frame for it.
Speaker 10 (16:33):
I'm swapped.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Where do you work in a jacket?
Speaker 10 (16:36):
What do you do there in Cuba? But I really
don't like it. No, I'm just gonna stop going once
you get fired.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
I don't know.
Speaker 10 (16:44):
So you're you gonna get another job?
Speaker 14 (16:46):
I don't think i'd like another job A.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Money bill, and you know I've never really liked paying bills.
Speaker 13 (16:52):
I don't think I'm gonna do that either.
Speaker 14 (16:55):
Okay, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come
in tomorrow. So if you could be here around nine,
(17:16):
that would be great.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Okay, mister Wonker, I don't know if you remember me,
but I used to work here in the factory.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
Were you one of those despicable spies who every day
tried to steal my life's work and sell it to
those parasitic copycat candy making cats.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Oops, wonderful, welcome back.
Speaker 15 (17:34):
Oh oh, and I almost forgot.
Speaker 14 (17:36):
I'm also gonna need you to go ahead and come
in on Sunday two.
Speaker 10 (17:40):
Okay, I've done killing you. Thanks, I've done it quite
a bit.
Speaker 5 (17:45):
That would be great.
Speaker 10 (17:46):
Okay, let me ask you something.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
When you're coming on.
Speaker 10 (18:16):
Monday and you're not feeling real well, does anyone ever say.
Speaker 6 (18:19):
To you sounds like somebody's got a case of the munders?
Speaker 7 (18:22):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (18:22):
Man, I believe you get your hass kicks in some much.
Speaker 6 (18:25):
Man.
Speaker 10 (18:26):
Calm down, I am calm What is it with you people?
Speaker 5 (18:28):
You people?
Speaker 10 (18:29):
I don't mean you people.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
I mean you people.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
I will not tolerate any racist behavior and not racist.
I'm only going to say this one more time.
Speaker 14 (18:37):
Calm down.
Speaker 6 (18:38):
I'm an hour.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Right now practising hard John Boy Jeopardy, but out of
Pickle Prize, peg review yesterday's question right quick. While struggling
to compete with the Amazon, the geniuses at Borders Bookstores
started an online business of their own. It was called
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Happily ever After, and this was the main purpose of
the site. It was a dating site because you know
there were none of those before. Maybe you should focus
on books matched up like book nerds with similar reading profiles.
Sounds great, surprise it didn't work out all right, Today's
John Boy Jeopardy.
Speaker 6 (19:33):
Well.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
While plastic products do occupy seven of the top ten
most littered items list, this non plastic product is the
number one most littered item in the world.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
Is it the catouse flyers to hand you when you're
walking down the street in Vegas?
Speaker 5 (19:52):
Those away pretty quick.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
I wouldn't know about that, billy, But maybe you should
learn the lack of cat house flyers.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
No, that is not right.
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Well this is embarrassing and it is at the Big
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Right now, let's play this. Yes, why cross America?
Speaker 4 (21:13):
Yea, I know man celebrating National Cleanout the Refrigerator Day,
or as he calls it, Friday.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
He is John Moore.
Speaker 6 (21:26):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Let's say hey to Josh from Cleveland, Tennessee. Good morning, Josh, morning,
Hey buddy, welcome. All right, Josh, first up to see
what you got. We're talking about plastic products. Do occupy
seven of the top ten most littered items list?
Speaker 5 (21:45):
Got it right here.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
But this non plastic product is the number one most
littered item in the world.
Speaker 5 (21:52):
What you think, Josh, cigarette buz? Let's see is it
cigarette butts?
Speaker 10 (22:00):
There it is?
Speaker 2 (22:06):
And then like number two is coated paper food wrappers,
you know, candy fast food like that. And then you
got you plastic bottles, plastic bottle caps, plastic grocery bags,
other plastic shopping bags, plastic straws, plastic takeout food containers,
plastic beverage couple lids, and then the number ten foam
(22:27):
takeout containers. All right, so y'all quit doing that least,
and Josh, you got your mount olive pickleprice back headed
over to Cleveland for you.
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Oh, I appreciate it, alright, man, bottom of the hour.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Time on the top of your news about twenty minutes
crack over with a brand new stript well out in
the playhouse. Good morning, this big Shaw on the radio
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for you Friday morning.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
All right, I won't get you to where you're going.
You got the big show on the radio that this
too out of my.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
Way, stuck in, trapping behind the grandmama going so slow,
and because it mean trauma, not hunking, but I really
really water get you.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Don't get moving. Gona monter in trial.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
She goes lower and it's making deep badder. All the
coffee is straining on my bladder. Gotta find some plato
making gladder rulling down my window, streaming coutwards at her
old hag in a hoof defensive a sheet, can't drive,
can't hear, can't see me. I'm gonna have to go
change my khaki puts it up a car all covered
in petee. Out of a way, out of a way,
(24:22):
out of.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Away, now, out of a way, out of a way,
out of away.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
Now out of a way, out of a way, out
of away. Now it paints a little guy and you
don't want to cross tea at the market in the
express plane. Let's the twelve item seems burned down plate
following rules, don't take heavy brain.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Put the guy in front of me and driving me insane.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
He's a typical young bean doucebag probably married dude. Sucker
mom nag nag cuts a boon and starting test sag,
I'm a bull and he's waving a red flag by
a fencing braggers to pour his soup.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Bog who still tiss you to this? Poop punk?
Speaker 6 (24:57):
You know what?
Speaker 3 (24:58):
Butter gotta beat gray pop bu Teddy pulls out of big.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Bunch of coupons.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
Out of a way, out of a way, out of away, now,
out of away, out of away, out of away now,
out of a way.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Out of a way, out of away now. I'm not
sure you hurt me, so I say you again.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
Fool out of away, out of away, out of away, now,
out of a way, out of a way out of
away now, out of a way, out of away, out
of away now. I'm a straight up firecracker, gonna blow
up son.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
After a long day. This was the last straw the
rope clocked by a group of van teeth.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
Bump got the mask something girls bend no brock and
they don't move going through what like a buss cry.
Baby's on dumber than a pants stump each month, gonna
iq of course jump. They hate me because I'm olding
for Donald Trump. They're all lining up to be a
human beef bump. Just then, a pimple face colored brand
reaches in my car trying to take my maga hat.
(25:55):
HiT's my window with the Loudville slugger band. Thanks to him,
I got something amen. Out of a way, out of
a way, out of away now, out of a way,
out of a way, out of away now, out of
a way, out of a way, out.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Of away now. If your parents won't teach a matter, phoebe,
I will time to work again.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
I'm busy making pizza pizza run again. Person going to
meet you, Lucy r is the one who's gonna see
you about that time in walks Fat Lisa Fat Lisa
is a local whitelad smells like a county fair comboat.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Gott adult chin like a swamp toad.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
She's so bit she got her own damn zip coat
at the counter, making up her mind.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
Smelling like a run port ride.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
Now the dunskang is holding up the line, gets a
cattle pron and I still get them.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
Or be out away out of a way.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
I'm away now, I'm away, out of away, out of away.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Now I'm away, out of away, out away now you
picked the wrong date to push my foot's babe, I'm away.
Now out of a way. Now I'm way, now out
of my way.
Speaker 10 (27:04):
Down, I'm out of.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
My way, out of my way. Now a way out
of the way, out of my way.
Speaker 5 (27:10):
Now, damn Ricky, out of there, stump you're that way.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
You get out of my way.
Speaker 6 (27:20):
Don't I think I got you?
Speaker 1 (27:25):
I'm a way now out of my way? Think said
thank you? I think they get it. Good Riday morning
(28:00):
to make shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
All right for the girl, be ready for the playhouse
them Friday morning.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
All right, then, Jacquelin, we caught on a seat and
we got a.
Speaker 4 (28:15):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode, Myrtle's
Car Trouble. As our story opens, Myrtle Bethide approaches her
friend Chester Dobbs in the cafeteria of the Brushy Wood
Senior Center.
Speaker 15 (28:32):
Hey there, Chester, you got a minute?
Speaker 5 (28:35):
Well, hoddy their Myrtle have re seat. I hate to
interrupt your loving.
Speaker 15 (28:41):
Come your help with something.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Sure?
Speaker 5 (28:43):
What's up?
Speaker 9 (28:44):
Well?
Speaker 15 (28:44):
Didn't you used to know all about fixing cars?
Speaker 5 (28:47):
Really?
Speaker 4 (28:48):
I still know all about fixing cars. I just quit
doing it when I retired from Jiffy Joe's Autocean.
Speaker 15 (28:54):
Then you're the man I named talk to see. My
grandson just bought a new car and he gave May
his old one to drive. Well, I ain't had it
but two days, and I've already missed it up. Something fier?
Speaker 6 (29:09):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (29:09):
Oh did you run into something?
Speaker 1 (29:11):
No, dope, dope.
Speaker 5 (29:12):
I got engine trouble. Big engine trouble. Well will it crank?
Speaker 3 (29:18):
It won't run?
Speaker 1 (29:18):
It tall? What happened was I got water in the
carburet Oh?
Speaker 4 (29:25):
Okay, Well, what kind of car is it?
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Well, it's a Honda a Cord.
Speaker 15 (29:29):
I think that it's a twenty twelve.
Speaker 4 (29:33):
Well, and I can tell you right off the problem.
Ain't water in the carburetor. Oh, it ain't no, because
that car ain't got no carburetor.
Speaker 5 (29:41):
Honey.
Speaker 4 (29:42):
See, nowadays all your cars run on fuel injection.
Speaker 15 (29:45):
Well, well, I got water in the engine somewhere, and
I've really messed it up.
Speaker 5 (29:52):
I'm picking up on now.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
I hate.
Speaker 5 (29:55):
I just hate to ask you, but I know you're
going to you.
Speaker 4 (29:58):
Know I am.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Can you take a look at it.
Speaker 15 (30:02):
I'd be happy to pay you for your trouble.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Oh, shoot, it ain't no trouble.
Speaker 5 (30:06):
I'll be glad to take a look at So where's
the cora?
Speaker 15 (30:09):
Oh it's over by the clubhouse at the bottom of
the swimming post.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Where
are you riding joe Chester?
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guest as well. Good morning, Randy, Good morning to you.
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It's time to pack your shoebox gifts. Guys. We're gonna
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Nobody can tell the story of Operation Christmas autemn what
God is doing through Operation Christmas Chip better than someone
who's received this type of gift alongside the gospel. And
I have my friend Irena Creek on the line. Arena,
can you hear me?
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Yes? I can.
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Good.
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Thank you so much, it's such a pleasure to.
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Be with you.
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Good morning, Irena. Let me let me give our listeners
a thumbnail sketch of your story. Arena Creek was born
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you were ten years old, a missionary group gave the
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Orphanage children Operation Christmas Child shoebox gifts. Nowarena if you
could take it from there, when you got your shoe
box gift, just start from right there. What happened out
the Lord worked well.
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I've never seen such a huge gift before, so it
was just so excited to begin with. But the most
important thing is the gift that I still have today,
which is my relationship with Jesus Christ. They talked about
him like a loving father who's inviting all of us
to be a part of his family. So to me,
they were speaking my language as an orphan. It meant
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to me that God is the God of adoption. So
finally I knew who to talk to about this dream.
So I went and asked them boldly to allow me
and my sister to be adopted. And we were just
a couple of years later to a Christian family here
in America. And today I am so privileged to not
only know the Lord, but to be a part of
this ministry.
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And your conditions growing up, we just can't imagine that now.
I'm sure at us the conditions you will never forget.
Before you received the message of true.
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Love absolutely, and that's what makes the gifts so precious.
If we don't expect anything like that. We have been
used to the life of abuse and neglect and just
just some of the most basic things. So my favorite
item was actually a pencil sharpener, and because I've never
seen anything like that before. It was in the shape
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of a little dinosaur, and I liked it for what
it was, but part of me was just disappointed that
there's a hole in it because I didn't know what
it was all about, and so there's stuck a pencil
in it. So it shows you how simple of a
mindset we have, and so we do appreciate every little
thing in that shoe box, and especially the gospel message
that fills our heart.
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All right, Randy, thank you, and Irena, thank you, Merry Christmas,
thank you so much.
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Thank you Randy. We'll talk to you again, buddy.
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Mary Christmas. Looking forward to it.
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Have a great day, all right, you too, mayn Thank you. Nye.
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It is Friday, November the fifteenth, and the gang's all here,
John Boy and Billy, Terry Hey, Tater Jackade, and behind
the glass Piller's moving around. Because it's National Clean out
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Well, don't get too excited. It looks like a lot
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The cleaning the inside of it. Okay, I disinfected some stuff.
It's not the phone part. Oh well, yeah, that's out.
Is also National bunt Day.
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I'm gonna get your old bunts out ready for the holidays.
I don't know if I got any old bunt pans
here as pillars if he finds any in the freezer.
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And it's National Spicy Hermit Cookie Day.
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Why I'm confused.
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Is the cookie spicy or was it named after the
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A spicy hermit make some cookies all right. You have
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Pretty much with Pucking spicy.
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Ocean Blue, and he noted in his journal the use
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to tobacco.
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I won't know why they did that. This might be
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Up to nineteen sixty nine. Merle Haggards Oki from Muskokee
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Ready go, Hi cigarette and a cigar?
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What movies are opening across America this weekend? Onlim hands
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shows on the radio, looking at theaters across America. All right, Well,
last weekend Midway came out the number one movie. It
was a good movie for veterans day. Man.
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That is the kind of movie too, I would think
would be way better on a really big screen. Yeah,
not all movies are like that, but that's a that's
a big screen movie.
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That's it man.
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And then Playing with Fire number two, Doctor Sleep, number three,
Terminator Dark Fate for Last Christmas number five, and we
got four movies opening today. Ford versus Ferrari. This is
all about Carol Shelby. Of course, Shelby mustag the Mustang
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in the go oh yeah, man, we got to Carrol before.
There's British driver Ken Miles. A dispatch by Henry Ford
to second the craft, a new automobile with the potential
to finally defeat the dominant Ferrari at the nineteen sixty
six Lemon's World Championship.
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Very famous story, really unexpected twist at the end. I mean,
this is a good little movie.
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And we got a car guy, old Budd of the
Big Show, Tom Cotter. He's called the Barn find Hunter.
You know, it was all about them cars in that deal.
So we're looking forward to talking to Tom Monday about
this movie.
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Though the good Liar is over.
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It's Helen Merren, Laurie Davidson, we Hatcher.
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Ian McKellen, who's the Magneto in the X Men movies.
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older leads and it's basically kind of like a crime caper,
like a weird you know, comedy drama.
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Okay, all right, And Charlie's angels go by Dad yay.
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So new angels we know any of them is a
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know those angels.
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And then you got the report. This film focuses on
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tracks his investigation into c i's enhanced interrogation techniques.
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O what I miss? Ford?
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Versus Ferrari. Now I could go to the good liar
or the report.
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Okay, so thinking about those two, maybe well Patty picked
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She's kind of seen hustlers.
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Good luck out there is on the background. Kiss good morning.
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The Big Show's on the radio for you. Friday, November
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Today's Big Show Top ten, Number three in our continuing series.
Top ten rejected state tourism slogans. Number ten Illinois, Please don't.
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Pronounce the s.
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Number eight Connecticut, It's like Massachusetts with way less Kennedy's.
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Number seven.
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Pennsylvania, Cradle of the Revolution and the cheese Steak. Number
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five Michigan. Last one out, please turn off the lights.
Number four, Utah. Our Jesus is better than your Jesus.
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Number three Ohio, The drinking state with a football problem.
Number two Nebraska. Ask about our state motto contest and
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I don't think I'm gonna do that either.
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Sounds great, surprise it didn't work out all right, Today's
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While plastic products do occupy seven of the top ten
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Is it the catouse flyers to hand you when you're
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Those away pretty quick.
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Hey buddy, welcome. All right, Josh, first up to see
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Got it right here.
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What you think, Josh, cigarette buz? Let's see is it
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There it is?
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reaches in my car trying to take my maga hat.
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HiT's my window with the Loudville slugger band. Thanks to him,
I got something amen. Out of a way, out of
a way, out of away now, out of a way,
out of a way, out of away now, out of
a way, out of a way, out.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Of away now. If your parents won't teach a matter, phoebe,
I will time to work again.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
I'm busy making pizza pizza run again. Person going to
meet you, Lucy r is the one who's gonna see
you about that time in walks Fat Lisa Fat Lisa
is a local whitelad smells like a county fair comboat.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Gott adult chin like a swamp toad.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
She's so bit she got her own damn zip coat
at the counter, making up her mind.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
Smelling like a run port ride.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
Now the dunskang is holding up the line, gets a
cattle pron and I still get them.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
Or be out away out of a way.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
I'm away now, I'm away, out of away, out of away.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Now I'm away, out of away, out away now you
picked the wrong date to push my foot's babe, I'm away.
Now out of a way. Now I'm way, now out
of my way.
Speaker 10 (27:04):
Down, I'm out of.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
My way, out of my way. Now a way out
of the way, out of my way.
Speaker 5 (27:10):
Now, damn Ricky, out of there, stump you're that way.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
You get out of my way.
Speaker 6 (27:20):
Don't I think I got you?
Speaker 1 (27:25):
I'm a way now out of my way? Think said
thank you? I think they get it. Good Riday morning
(28:00):
to make shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
All right for the girl, be ready for the playhouse
them Friday morning.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
All right, then, Jacquelin, we caught on a seat and
we got a.
Speaker 4 (28:15):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode, Myrtle's
Car Trouble. As our story opens, Myrtle Bethide approaches her
friend Chester Dobbs in the cafeteria of the Brushy Wood
Senior Center.
Speaker 15 (28:32):
Hey there, Chester, you got a minute?
Speaker 5 (28:35):
Well, hoddy their Myrtle have re seat. I hate to
interrupt your loving.
Speaker 15 (28:41):
Come your help with something.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Sure?
Speaker 5 (28:43):
What's up?
Speaker 9 (28:44):
Well?
Speaker 15 (28:44):
Didn't you used to know all about fixing cars?
Speaker 5 (28:47):
Really?
Speaker 4 (28:48):
I still know all about fixing cars. I just quit
doing it when I retired from Jiffy Joe's Autocean.
Speaker 15 (28:54):
Then you're the man I named talk to see. My
grandson just bought a new car and he gave May
his old one to drive. Well, I ain't had it
but two days, and I've already missed it up. Something fier?
Speaker 6 (29:09):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (29:09):
Oh did you run into something?
Speaker 1 (29:11):
No, dope, dope.
Speaker 5 (29:12):
I got engine trouble. Big engine trouble. Well will it crank?
Speaker 3 (29:18):
It won't run?
Speaker 1 (29:18):
It tall? What happened was I got water in the
carburet Oh?
Speaker 4 (29:25):
Okay, Well, what kind of car is it?
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Well, it's a Honda a Cord.
Speaker 15 (29:29):
I think that it's a twenty twelve.
Speaker 4 (29:33):
Well, and I can tell you right off the problem.
Ain't water in the carburetor. Oh, it ain't no, because
that car ain't got no carburetor.
Speaker 5 (29:41):
Honey.
Speaker 4 (29:42):
See, nowadays all your cars run on fuel injection.
Speaker 15 (29:45):
Well, well, I got water in the engine somewhere, and
I've really messed it up.
Speaker 5 (29:52):
I'm picking up on now.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
I hate.
Speaker 5 (29:55):
I just hate to ask you, but I know you're
going to you.
Speaker 4 (29:58):
Know I am.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Can you take a look at it.
Speaker 15 (30:02):
I'd be happy to pay you for your trouble.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Oh, shoot, it ain't no trouble.
Speaker 5 (30:06):
I'll be glad to take a look at So where's
the cora?
Speaker 15 (30:09):
Oh it's over by the clubhouse at the bottom of
the swimming post.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Where
are you riding joe Chester?
Speaker 6 (30:26):
Tune again.
Speaker 4 (30:27):
Next time we'll hear crusty old large Marge from Jiffy
Joe's Toying Service say, hey, big man.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Let me hold a dollar. Yeah you see what happened?
Good morning every boy. There, you got a big show
on the radio, right, big showing the radio? Right A
let's take any newsletter sports. This is Spanky from the
Yellow Rose. You're Inston.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
The greatest morning show and recorded history of broadcast radio.
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Speaker 5 (30:58):
How big is it?
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Bigger than my head? That's big there, yees o, b
I read it and I pay that taby a seat dead.
Speaker 5 (31:08):
Beat, Good morning. The Big Show is on the radio
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coming up.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
This is his way for you to win the current
Events quiz takes it you get a Happy Herd prize back. Well,
it is Operation Christmas Child time, y'all. You know National
Collection Week is next week. All the info you need
go to the Big Show Dot click on a Samaritans
Purse button take you right to it. We're taking you
right down, man, Randy Riddle right now with a special
(32:07):
guest as well. Good morning, Randy, Good morning to you.
Speaker 16 (32:10):
It's time to pack your shoebox gifts. Guys. We're gonna
collect them next week.
Speaker 5 (32:15):
That's it, man, That's it.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
And what you can do when you go into the
Samaritans Purse Operation Christmas Child website, you click on you
put your ZIP code in, Randy, and drop off locations
will pop up closest to you.
Speaker 16 (32:29):
That's exactly right. We have links to the addresses of
where you can find more than five thousand drop off
locations across the United States. Even a connection to Google
Maps that will tell you exactly where to drive and
drop off your shoebox gift. This weekend is a big
weekend to pack your shoe box gift, turn it into
your church or turn it into your local collection center.
(32:50):
Samaritans perse will do the rest.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
And as we say, whether you do one or one
hundred shoe boxes at one shoe box, it can make
the difference in a life. And you have with you
right now, Randy, that it made a difference in her
life for sure.
Speaker 16 (33:05):
Nobody can tell the story of Operation Christmas autemn what
God is doing through Operation Christmas Chip better than someone
who's received this type of gift alongside the gospel. And
I have my friend Irena Creek on the line. Arena,
can you hear me?
Speaker 3 (33:19):
Yes? I can.
Speaker 7 (33:20):
Good.
Speaker 9 (33:21):
Thank you so much, it's such a pleasure to.
Speaker 7 (33:23):
Be with you.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
Good morning, Irena. Let me let me give our listeners
a thumbnail sketch of your story. Arena Creek was born
into a broken family in the former Soviet Union. After
being abandoned by addiction reddle parents at the age of four,
Irena was moved into an orphanage and then when when
you were ten years old, a missionary group gave the
(33:44):
Orphanage children Operation Christmas Child shoebox gifts. Nowarena if you
could take it from there, when you got your shoe
box gift, just start from right there. What happened out
the Lord worked well.
Speaker 9 (33:56):
I've never seen such a huge gift before, so it
was just so excited to begin with. But the most
important thing is the gift that I still have today,
which is my relationship with Jesus Christ. They talked about
him like a loving father who's inviting all of us
to be a part of his family. So to me,
they were speaking my language as an orphan. It meant
(34:17):
to me that God is the God of adoption. So
finally I knew who to talk to about this dream.
So I went and asked them boldly to allow me
and my sister to be adopted. And we were just
a couple of years later to a Christian family here
in America. And today I am so privileged to not
only know the Lord, but to be a part of
this ministry.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
And your conditions growing up, we just can't imagine that now.
I'm sure at us the conditions you will never forget.
Before you received the message of true.
Speaker 9 (34:49):
Love absolutely, and that's what makes the gifts so precious.
If we don't expect anything like that. We have been
used to the life of abuse and neglect and just
just some of the most basic things. So my favorite
item was actually a pencil sharpener, and because I've never
seen anything like that before. It was in the shape
(35:09):
of a little dinosaur, and I liked it for what
it was, but part of me was just disappointed that
there's a hole in it because I didn't know what
it was all about, and so there's stuck a pencil
in it. So it shows you how simple of a
mindset we have, and so we do appreciate every little
thing in that shoe box, and especially the gospel message
that fills our heart.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
All right, Randy, thank you, and Irena, thank you, Merry Christmas,
thank you so much.
Speaker 5 (35:37):
Thank you Randy. We'll talk to you again, buddy.
Speaker 16 (35:39):
Mary Christmas. Looking forward to it.
Speaker 5 (35:41):
Have a great day, all right, you too, mayn Thank you. Nye.
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