November 24, 2023 • 42 mins
Friday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’re pulling out the stops! - This whole show is a doorbuster blowout!
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Speaker 1 (00:22):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
The big show is on the radio.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Here me on the bottom. When your first gets to
going little thing like to play hard Outburst.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Let's play Outburst.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
John Boy and Billy to give the prizes from the
big prize being let's go contested number one.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
This should really be a lot of fun. And you're
playing Outburst, have a hurry up.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
And guest time you love the best time. You have
a big shots fixt him to have a big show.
John from Orange b jall Obama. That's Marcus Cord. Hello, Hello,
(01:14):
that's Marcus. And then you say Polus Marcus Paulus, Hey Marcus.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Hey, Hey, what you doing man?
Speaker 5 (01:21):
This is my third time call, the third time winter
and I got a posse all over the world waiting
to hear from me. I'm telling you, yeah, all over
the place.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Larry the cable guy, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
That's the cold of orange beef. I got friends out there.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (01:36):
Wow, Why.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Painter Marcus the world famous painter. Well yeah, that's funny
right there.
Speaker 7 (01:45):
I don't care who you are.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
What do you what do you paint? Marcus?
Speaker 5 (01:49):
You hold it still all painted?
Speaker 8 (01:50):
Yeah, you hold it still painted.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Oh, Marcus is a live wi Now, that'd be a
good catchphrase for his business.
Speaker 6 (01:58):
Yeah, good, what about you hold it still?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
I'll talk to it. I don't know about that now,
Marcus is.
Speaker 7 (02:07):
Not for you?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
For us, Marcus. Oh, okay, Marcus, about this time every morning?
Have you have you hit it yet?
Speaker 5 (02:15):
H I just stepped out of bed, turned the radio
on and punch the phone and heard y'all, I mean
her radio, heard y'all and punch my phone and y'alls,
y'all came through for me for time winter, I hope
all right.
Speaker 7 (02:28):
Marcus, Why is it so hard to find a reliable
painter in the business now?
Speaker 5 (02:31):
No, kidd a bunch of drunks.
Speaker 7 (02:33):
That's what I was looking for you to say.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
He knows the real answer.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
Yeah. I quit drinking about five years ago, and since
I could drink, I can't find a job.
Speaker 7 (02:43):
Right, Really, Marcus, you come to you, come to Charlotte.
We got work for you.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
Okay, buddy, I'm on my way.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
You can stay in Randy's basement.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
It's pretty cool down there.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
And I have to worry about you call and waken
me up all the time wing to do stuff.
Speaker 7 (02:59):
Yeah, you got that right.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Now all right, margas well, glad to hear from you.
Get in there, buddy. Let's jump on in here. See
if you can win for the third time. All right,
we do need three kinds of guns.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Ready, go remy.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
Cad uh spread them lessons?
Speaker 7 (03:19):
Okay, good, all.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Right, Marcus? Now we need three things that fly?
Speaker 5 (03:26):
Ready go birds plans?
Speaker 3 (03:31):
What what?
Speaker 5 (03:34):
Hurry out right? I said it? I said it, he did.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
He just got it in there.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Boy.
Speaker 7 (03:39):
If you're this slow on the draw, imagine how slow
you were when you was drinking.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
I'm gonna wat shit. I can't help it.
Speaker 8 (03:45):
All right.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Well, he spends all that time watching paint dry.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
You got in there helping you, Marcus.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
That's my wife, Mary Bradley. She won last time on
the quiz and y'all didn't give her a new car.
She won?
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Was that one I probab was a new car?
Speaker 5 (04:01):
Yep?
Speaker 4 (04:02):
All right, well I tell you what.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
I'll get in my office and get one if you
win it.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
Yeah, you need to come down here and go fishing
with me. Now wait for you?
Speaker 1 (04:09):
All right?
Speaker 5 (04:10):
Yeah right, Mark?
Speaker 7 (04:14):
You got you got a whole little checklist going on there,
don't you.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Marcus? Here you go one more for the win.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
All right, we need three Christmas songs.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Ready, go.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
Go to the world at night and wait a major away.
Speaker 7 (04:33):
You kill me sign you're killing me, lord, he apologized.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Marcus back on top of you.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
People out there now, my Apple City group, Danny Thompson, Uh,
bill Craft over in Tallahassee. I got people everywhere. Yeah,
I gotta say all Bruce Turner, he's up there for
post to y'all.
Speaker 7 (04:58):
Did you say bill Craft over?
Speaker 2 (04:59):
And where?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (05:02):
Good for him, he didn't do it locally.
Speaker 5 (05:05):
Say dying Robbie in my Apple City group. And we
have a good time. Man. We all listen to you.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Well, we appreciate you.
Speaker 8 (05:10):
Marcus.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Thanks a lot, man, And uh, I'll tell you what.
Whoever's in your tiff, We're down Orange Beach around tallahas
He First, we'll look you up. If you're up here,
you look us up.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
I'll do that, buddy.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
All right, man, that sounds good.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
Listen when I call you, I'll tell you it's Marcus
Mar's beach. I'all gonna let me in.
Speaker 7 (05:26):
The studio there you Oh yeah, well you gotta you're
gonna have to say the sober painters.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Marcus the cable guy wonder who you are, brash out
said for me to hold you still, let Marcus paint
and ask y'all where you going?
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Like good morning the Big Shows on the radio. Imagine
somebody's things that says we're not good spokespeople. Well, well
that happened one time, believe it or not. No, and
uh I didn't try to respond or didn't turn it
(05:59):
over to you by we brought in a professional.
Speaker 9 (06:01):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, about what does that say about us?
Maybe we're not that good as plash? All right, we'll
good looking forward to your visiting history. That was back
when we weren't very good.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Let's be honest. Now that we're that we made it
very good, he can look back and laugh at ourselves.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Uh so a letter from last month is that what
you're saying.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Under the Big Show was on the radio following the
saga of Jan Holly.
Speaker 10 (06:53):
Let's fine say oh boy, oh.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Alrighty, Well this letter, I don't know will they listen
or not?
Speaker 5 (07:20):
Not?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Really, more like a business, they're familiar with some of
our work, Let's put it that way. As from Jan
Holly Advertising Productions Incorporated. Guys, I'm sure you are busy
signing autographs and such, but when we pay one hundred
and sixty dollars in talent, we expect one hundred and
(07:41):
sixty dollars worth of talent. The read that you put
on the king Ford commercial for Rock one ozho three
in Columbus, Georgia sucks. We want the commercial redone free
of charge, and this time we want you to do
(08:02):
it with some feelings, some talent, some seal, some meaning.
We want you to sell our sale, not merely read
the copy quick as you can so that you can
get on to the next one. We expect you to
earn the high bucks you charge. I don't mind paying
top dollar for talent as long as I get top
(08:24):
talent for the dollar. And closed is a cassette of
your commercial after we doctored it up, along with the
original script. Please redo the commercial and send it back
down to Rock one oh three, Columbus, Georgia. If you
need to discuss it with me, you can reach me, sincerely,
(08:46):
Jan W. Holly. So well, when we got a cassette
and we listened to it and put each other like
we didn't think it's that bad, I mean, you know,
talking about just don't even let me start saying.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Because it's just not my area of expertise, and Bill
even one.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
So let's bring in mister Taylor from our public relations department.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Good morning there, John boy, morning Billy, and I might
be wasting my time on this, and but good.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Morning to you Jan.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Once again this morning, I've seen something I ain't never
seen before, A neat type written business communication on professional
letterhead that uses the word sucks. I mean, I know
them too, mean boys, Beavis and butt heead run around
(09:41):
saying it all the time. I just ain't never run
into it in a business letter before. Now, Jan, I've
heard the commercial, and I don't get me wrong, I
wouldn't start picking out my formal wear for the advertising
the lordship, but this word sucks it seemed like a
kindly harsh way to put it. I mean, these fellas
(10:04):
has done hundreds of commercials over the years, and I
personally have heard some that sucked a whole lot worse
than out Yes, sir ahhole Lord, you know, I got
to quit using that word. My ain't be would warm
up the sea to my breeches if she heard me
talking like that. Anyway, Jan, sounds to me like they
(10:25):
did pretty much what you wrote down here got them
car doors of slamming and the bad to the bone song,
and we got in all them little pearls you wrote
like yes, friends and neighbors and king means business and
a good deal and a good deal.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
More.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
May I say you really dumped a hole bucket of
creativity into this, And yes, ma'am, you did as far
as the delivery. Well, see this here is the John
Boy and Billie Show. I don't know if you've ever
heard it before, but well let me just say, if
you ask a jackass to sing, it ain't likely to
(11:06):
come out of sounding like the latest chart topping smash
from that.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Boy Hootie and his Blowfish.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
This part where you say I'm sure you're busy signing
autographs and such, I believe I sense just a tad
of resentment that.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Jan I want you to know.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
I'm gonna get to the bottom of this here controverse
and if I find out that this here commercial really
does well, where's that word again, suck?
Speaker 1 (11:35):
We'll make it right. Until then.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Well, like that smart Aleiki fella on Saturday Night Live
says it's called a Dale.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Carnegie course, look into it.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
And before I leave, let me say as Claire, as
I know how that we love the folks over there
at king Ford Plum to death.
Speaker 6 (11:56):
We do.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
They some of the finest folks in the nentire state
of Georgia. In fact, if you're gonna buy you a car,
I can't think of a better place on God's green
Earth where I'd rather.
Speaker 10 (12:07):
Go to do it.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
If the manager is here right now, I reckon Jackie.
W'ud probably run over to him and kiss him square
on the mouth. In fact, I'd be tempted to give
him a little peck on the jaw myself and Jane,
I want you to know, if you was here, you
could give me a big old kiss too, only not.
Speaker 5 (12:26):
On the mouth.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
If he gets my dread, I thank you for your time,
John Boy and Benny y'all lack like he got some smarts.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Good On to the Big Show. It's on the radio.
Following the saga of Jen Holly. On this edition of
The Big Show, when we try to take the spotlight
off of ourselves an honor and somewhat you, or at
least if we can get a laugh out of you,
I will follow up wrap it up next.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Good Morning.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
The Big Show's on the radio after Andy Taylor's visit.
I remember we went back to wrap up this whole,
this whole thing, but speaking looking good ship up. Uh okay,
here I got a letter here listening to this to
John Boy, guys checks for Holly Meers commercials, great jobs,
super award winning, You're unbelievable. Whoever, just in case you
(13:52):
read this on the air, you know, after our little
stuff we got from Georgia about our commercial being really
bad guy wanting us to do it over, here's here's
another factor related to that. Dear John Boy Billy, I
live in uh Columbus, Georgia, and I just wanted to
let you know you shouldn't worry in any way about
King Ford's radio ad you did. I don't know why
(14:14):
they're complaining. Compared to their TV commercials, the one you
did should receive an award. Oh well, there are TV
spots show a fat, older guy wearing nothing but overalls
a hunting cap, and he calls himself Bubba, and that's
what she's comparing you to. In fact, you are the
(14:35):
first ad that uses someone else's voice besides Bubba, first.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
One to use something besides a big, fat red Nicki
in overalls.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Maybe Bubba is hapering off anyone just making a big hit.
Maybe Bubba is jealous of you. Anyway, I wanted to
let you know that I didn't think it sucked. Columbus listener,
Amy Houston, all right, all right, ps. King Ford is
in Valley, Alabama, out of Columbus somewhere. We should that
follow up letter to that one follows here. Dear Sirs,
John Boy and Billy, we think your show is great.
(15:06):
We like how you tell it like it is you too,
Robert D. Rayford, So we thought we would let you
know that Jan Holly is not a lady.
Speaker 5 (15:11):
It is a man.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
And also we got you some mugshots of him. He
is better known as Bubba. He does TV commercials for
king Ford in Valley, Alabama. You can tell by the
pictures he is not a ladies man, but boy does
he think he is. He drives a Ford Bronco with
more Leroy pkgs than you can find in California or Mexico.
He is about fifty years old and thinks he is
(15:33):
twenty five or thirty. He put duel exhausts on the
Bronco thinking it sounds good. It sounds like a pulpwood truck.
I know, hen and King, owner of the dealership, feels
sorry for him and lets him do commercials. Jee cons
he can tell by looking at the pictures he won't
be doing any Calvin Klein Underway coming, sincerely, Jr. And Jimmy.
(15:57):
All right, and yeah they included pictures of Bubba also
we see them. So Jen Holly is actually Bubba the
one we replaced. The mystery is solved. All right, thank
you very much. Now it all makes sense and we
don't suck you wanted to make shows on the radio
(16:46):
back looking at letters and email, lets we turn the
microphones towards you, so listeners as we speak until you
through the radio.
Speaker 7 (16:53):
That's not just anybody saying that. That's our split ture.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 5 (16:59):
Take me back.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Listen this email who got from the Big Show dot com.
I said this is a god to quit listening because
he never was able to get through starts off. I
know I emailed you guys saying I'm not listening to
the Big Show anymore, but I can't help what others
listen to. While I was at work. There were some
guys who had their radio to your show. There was
a current event quiz Psycho Joe was on thirty one.
(17:23):
He has been on your show numerous times, while I
haven't been on once. Let me put it this way,
I have called in ten times more than Psycho Joe
has even gotten through. What do I get for my
patience and loyalty to you all? Nothing? What do I
get for ten years of listening to your show? Nothing?
Man Cow was on another radio station in town, and
now he hadn't on anymore.
Speaker 7 (17:43):
But you guys still are.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Playing the Man cowcard. Listen to you all all those
years and I couldn't even get through just a talk.
The only way you could talk with me is if
I knew anything about Mayberry. I don't know anything about
Mayberry except that I think you've fixed the phone so
that Joe can get through.
Speaker 6 (18:00):
As a matter of fact, I'm certain also I ever
wanted to do we called into the.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Show and say hello and tell me how good you were.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Oh, I get it, Throw under this bearskin rug and
be tormented by Dean mom. It says.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
I also feel you fix the phone line so that
little kids can get through.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
I know you got the technology.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
I cannot be going to tell you how badly you
have repaid my loyalty towards the big show. From your
lack of response to previous emails, it seems you don't care. Sincerely,
Matthew twenty two, Georgia. All right, how about we start
calling him Psycho Matthew.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Pyes, I love that bit about the Indians.
Speaker 11 (18:46):
Like I told Johnny, I don't want to talk to
Psycho Joe.
Speaker 7 (18:50):
I wish I did.
Speaker 5 (18:51):
Know.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
How have you heard Psycho Joe? Well, you know, I
asked him. Last time he was on. He said redial
and this got says he tried ten more times on
Psycho Joe. I doubt it. Well, bless his heart. Well,
let me say you can't play Mayberry's anyway. We can
make it up to Matthew, somebody teach me how to type.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
I'll write my email, but I'm not worth it. How
can you fix the phones to get me MoMA?
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Good morning as a big show on the radio heading
into Fine Allow, Hey man, y'all, let me tell good
stuff about Catherine Zeta Jones. Michael Douglas, We're sorry, sorry,
says here. Catherine Zeta Jones wasn't always a sex symbol.
She claims it. Right after she was born. She was
so ugly. Her mother referred to her as the frog. Well,
(19:55):
Catherine reportedly keeps her long locks looking luscious longslocks looking lushies,
long locks looking luxus long locks lusion by mashing whole
bananas directly into her hair.
Speaker 7 (20:07):
That's what Marsie must be doing, but she's not rinsing.
Marcie has probably the worst haircut on the stats.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Something about Marsha.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
That's why she gets girl. She's like Jackie. You know,
Jackie likes hello take.
Speaker 7 (20:24):
The abuse he head.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Well, anyway, so Catherine smashes bananas in her hair. She
also shampoos with beer to give it extra shine. I
no waist. Tell me if Catherine Senda Jones wouldn't walk
in there smash them Nanner's on her head and pour
some beer over, you would be up.
Speaker 8 (20:46):
Please.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
This is where I would normally say something, but I
can't today.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
That's right, sir. Can we get the focus back on
the listeners? This is getting too scary for me.
Speaker 12 (20:58):
All right.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Well, if y'all and and what kind of beer she uses,
I'll cover that in a little bit, all right. First,
our most requesting bit and las weak or Sell has
been Cadbury and ben Wright meeting on the golf course
at our tournament. We'll relive that next good morning to
(21:35):
make shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
It's time. Alrighty, we're lying, roll, grab the game, stay by.
Speaker 7 (21:42):
Ben Right.
Speaker 12 (21:43):
Go the morning dew leaves its moist kiss to drive
on the brilliantly manicured greens of Creamy Mountain Country Club
as we prepared tea on at John Boy and belief celebrity.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Golf passion, and we're clear.
Speaker 8 (22:03):
I like the way you talk, and I like the
way you talk funny, I could understand this. Yeah, it's
so cool.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
I can't believe I got Ben Right as my partner
in my very own celebrity golf tournament. What could be better?
Speaker 8 (22:15):
And I might say I'm quite flatted of old the people.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
You know, Well, well, I'm after Carrot Top bailed out
on me.
Speaker 8 (22:22):
Oh yes, well, glad to pick and racing.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Fat Boy had a prior engagement. Mader Man was visited
that manure conference and asker Nerd couldn't find his lucky
button hat.
Speaker 8 (22:31):
John Boy, Yeah you had me it, Hello, oh Man.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
To show my appreciation, I got a special trait.
Speaker 5 (22:39):
Just for you.
Speaker 8 (22:40):
I get to keep scoring better out of.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
The goodness of my heart. I'm giving you my very
own Butler Cadbury as your own personal caddy.
Speaker 8 (22:49):
My goodness, how generous of it.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
I can't help it. I figured you two englishers that
have a ball together talking about crown jewels and nim
bee feeders and whatnot. Hey, here comes down. I can't bury, man,
this has been right.
Speaker 6 (23:02):
Pardon my tardiness, gentleman, Ah, mister Wright, indeed an honor, Sir.
I can't tell you how much I enjoyed your book,
Good Pounces in Bad Lives, humorous and touching it once.
Speaker 13 (23:13):
Thanks for the plug. John Boyce told me a great
deal about you, beg pardon sir. Oh, yes, the Little
League brawl, the drunken battle at the race track, the
gator wrestling. John Boys filled me in on all the highs.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
How kind of him. But I assure you there's nothing
to fear, sir.
Speaker 6 (23:31):
Trouble tends to rear its ugly head only when I'm
talked into an adventure with sir against my will. Since
I'm assisting you, I foresee no problem.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
All right, all right, don't get all talking on him.
Let's get out on the course before it gets too hot.
You know how delicate natured. I am well, I.
Speaker 6 (23:47):
Must say, sir, you've painted quite an unflattering picture of me.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
The truth hurts big.
Speaker 8 (23:51):
Don't worry, Cadriol Bean, it's a golf course. What could happen?
Speaker 5 (23:56):
Ah?
Speaker 6 (23:56):
Well, thank you for that vote of confidence, sir. Now,
if I can just find my ball washer.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Oh you rang an a bend here sooner, But I
was having my pletter adjusted. Now I know why they
call it the pro shop.
Speaker 6 (24:09):
It's you, yes, darling, it's me fill the Kraken, semi professional,
part time receptionist.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Oh, you're back to wearing men's clothes.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
I see.
Speaker 6 (24:17):
The last time I saw you you were at the
bottom of a cross dressing catfight at Caroin's.
Speaker 8 (24:22):
Why you Oh, I hadn't heard that one.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
Never mind.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Hey Johnny, Wannie, Hey'm fairly willy, glad you can make it.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Uh what is that doing here?
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Hello? I can't carry these bags by myself.
Speaker 6 (24:35):
I'll gladly carry them all if it means that thing
is absent from these proceedings.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Excuse us, I'm mourning. You cant barry, don't throw a
fit and ruin everything. You need to stop always thinking
of yourself first. I've tried so hard to set an
example for you. Don't get in here and on me.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
You're right, of course.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Uh that's my boy.
Speaker 8 (24:58):
How you a hug?
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Ignore them?
Speaker 1 (25:00):
I remember? Is there's just a bunch of guys swinging
the sticks, having fun for a good cause.
Speaker 4 (25:05):
You know.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
That's what I always told mother, but she never understood.
Now you two shake hands and make friends. I promise
to be good.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Isn't that enough?
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Cadbury?
Speaker 8 (25:15):
Cadbury?
Speaker 13 (25:15):
Remember, old boy, tis more noble to take the high road,
and when you're British no other road exists.
Speaker 6 (25:22):
Ah, well, you've shamed me, sir. You're quite right, mister McCracken.
Let bygones be bygones. Shake well, I'd rather have a
flow dance, but suit yourself. But her there, oh dune,
like grasping a wet trout?
Speaker 2 (25:39):
What a grip? Where were you when I was in
high school?
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Fell As, your hat's done, grab my bag and hem
me my nine earn.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
I thought you'd never asked? Be still, my heart? Is
there a problem? I mean other than your weight, your
hairline and your tailor? Now that's what I mean.
Speaker 6 (25:56):
Must every comment you'll make me some sort of veiled
in you When double entonrailed Catty remark, well, I guess
it doesn't have to be good. I could be a droll,
boring hum Athunich like you.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
All right, enough enough, now, what.
Speaker 8 (26:10):
Is there a problem?
Speaker 6 (26:11):
Yes, that's a problem. I will not tolerate this Nini's
verbal abuse, wiltnook him? What kind of abuse will you tolerate?
You're not gonna trunk full of fun in the mini Cooper,
see what I mean. I will not allow this pristine
nature of this noble enterprise to be soiled by your
grotesque musings over your hideous lifestyle.
Speaker 8 (26:27):
What does that mean?
Speaker 2 (26:28):
I'm not sure, but I think he's got a poo
poo diapers. Come on, Jobby, let mommy have a look
by you, vile, unrelenting little cucko. Snipe on, God, oh god,
very no, you've got this coming, big boy.
Speaker 6 (26:40):
Man.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
This is so embarrassing.
Speaker 8 (26:43):
Oh that's all right. It just proves my point.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
What do you mean?
Speaker 13 (26:47):
Remember when I was talking about how a fair boob's
gonna get in the way of a good game of golf.
Speaker 8 (26:52):
Yeah, this is what I was talking about.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Can't here.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
I should have guessed you'd kick me there. And now
the matrix.
Speaker 5 (27:00):
All you.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Come on to y'all to big shows on the radio.
All right, quick off, USS looking back at our listeners. Hey,
y'all remember the letter we got from the prisoner, the
very first prisoner letter. It is actually a big show favorite.
You get to hear that next. Hang on, good morning,
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you got the big show on the radio. It's time
viny old man bag letter.
Speaker 10 (27:48):
We letters, We get your letters.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
I love those letters.
Speaker 6 (28:03):
You got to say, Oh.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
God not blend.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
Dear John boydn Billy. I'm riding from Jack Rutledge State
Facility in Columbus, Georgia. I just started listening to you
when I got here last year, and I must thank
you for starting my day off with a laugh. I'm
serving time for felony shoplifting. Here's some friendly advice. If
you're over three hundred pounds, don't try to be sneaky.
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I was up around three point fifteen at the time,
stealing car stereos from a walmartin Jonesboro. That sounds like
a country song, yep. I was about three fifteen stealing
the car stereos of the wall martin jones the.
Speaker 7 (28:47):
Country, I mean somebody.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Anyway. I had about ten of them in shopping bags.
And snuck out through the garden set. When I got
to the truck, I thought I was home free. But
while I was loading them up, an employee came up
and asked to see my receipt. Of course, I'm not
a liar, so I told him. I told him I
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didn't have one. I didn't want a lot to him,
I might have got in trouble. He said, bring the
radios and come with me. I said, okay, but I
need some help carrying them. Well. Being a good employee,
he agreed to help. So I loaded him down with
eight of the radios, and when he turned to walk back,
I dropped mine and took off. I wish you could
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have seen the look on his face. Of Course I
didn't stop there. I kept on shoplifting and finally got
caught and put on probation. I was doing pretty good.
I even got married in August of ninety six. But
I violated my probation three months later and a judge
sent us me to three years. So here I am prison.
Isn't what I thought it would be. Instead of guys
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lifting weights, there's guys using the the colors off em
and m's as makeup. Well, so for all those kids
out there in Big Showland, stay out of trouble unless
you look good and candy shell colors. I'm sending you
an idea for a playhouse. Hope you can use it.
Give our best to Rayford and sayh to John Prior
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and Mark Langley cheeseburger in quotation prison nicknames. So that's
not his real name, that's his Good morning, The Big
(30:39):
Show is on the radio. Yes, we might call some
pants I had on yesterday, so eighties. What does that
mean that they were way out of style? I'm just guessing.
Speaker 7 (30:48):
Okay, having seen the pants myself, I'm sure that's what
they meant. They're like parachute pantss. They used to sell
them in the service station parking lots on the weekends stations.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Where do you think he got him? I got some
big deals, Philip Gas gets some pants. It's a nice country.
Game show hosts John Davidson, See I thought he was actor.
He's just known as a game show host. Now, yeah,
what did he do John Davison?
Speaker 7 (31:17):
He was a singer. He is a singer, then an actor.
He was on That's incredible.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
He's one of the hosts of that.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Yeah, the game show hosts Davidson. Is that where we're
going to end up?
Speaker 7 (31:28):
Oh, no, you'll never get anything that good.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
I'll take astro nerd to block.
Speaker 7 (31:33):
I gotta feel that. I gotta feel in them.
Speaker 5 (31:35):
You know.
Speaker 7 (31:35):
Billy's gonna end up computer store clerk. John Boy will
be gas pump attendant. Pillars will be security guard on
small Island.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
Yeah, what about Marcie? She'll be the new kissing bandit
when Morgan, Well, i'll tell you why. I don't know
what I'm will, but y'all talk about Jackie. She's gonna
be with me. We already got that worked out. So
y'all worry about y'all's life because you.
Speaker 7 (32:05):
Wait running out of that pump every time the bell rings.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
All right, I'll get it this time.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
You leave the old pig.
Speaker 7 (32:16):
And quick up more than Candy Barns and get that
tire gauge out of your mind.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
Honey, could you come up here and hold your hand
up in front of the window. Keep the sun.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
All right, Let's go to someone who's got it worse
than y'allmade letter number two from our prisoner. All right,
that's a good way to do.
Speaker 4 (32:39):
All right, hang out, good morning, make shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
It's time.
Speaker 14 (33:12):
Oh we get letters, We get your letters read. I
love those letters.
Speaker 3 (33:28):
What you've got to say?
Speaker 5 (33:29):
Oh?
Speaker 15 (33:30):
By alrighty, here we go. Dear John boyn Billy. How
are you boys doing?
Speaker 1 (33:42):
As for me? Well, not too good. As you can
see from my return address, I am once again a
guest of the state. Seems like no matter where I go,
the police are always showing up and ruining my day.
This time me and my wife for having a little
quote debate in the liquor store parking lot when several
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officers showed up wanting to mediate. Needless to say, I
didn't appreciate the intrusion because I just about had this
debate won. I informed the officers that I had the
situation well in hand and that their assistance was not required.
About this time, Sherlock Holmes sprang the million dollar question,
mister Newton, have you been drinking?
Speaker 5 (34:30):
Now?
Speaker 1 (34:30):
These boys seemed a bit uptight, so I figured maybe
a little humor would ease the tension, so I replied,
all my life want to fight about it. Apparently these
boys weren't big show listeners, because they didn't find this
humorous one little bit. At this point, Sherlock informed me
that I was under arrest and instructing me to place
my hands on the car. You know me, in for
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a dime, in for a dollar. So I decided to
debate this issue as well. I asked what I was
being charged with. Sherlock replied, disorderly conduct. I was sort
of unprepared to debate on this issue, so the best
response I could come up with was disorderly conduct. I'll
show you some disorderly conduct, boy, And thus began slambery too.
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I got off to a pretty good start, but I
should have known from the last time that them some
beaches wouldn't fight fair. It was just a matter of
time before the sticks, mace, and heavy flashlights came into play,
dashing my hopes of a victory. After slambery too, the
officers were kind enough to give me a lift to
the hospital, where I spent the next six hours getting
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patched up. At this point, I would like to thank
the nurse who brought me a plate of ribs to
eat while the doctor was waiting on me to sober up.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
Where's this hospital?
Speaker 9 (35:55):
Really?
Speaker 1 (35:55):
He's got pretty good healthy, although it's pretty tricky eating
rib with your hands cuffed together through the rails of
a hospital bed. Anyway, after about a month in jail,
I got my day in court. Even though I'm no
Perry Mason, I felt confident that I could handle this
one by myself.
Speaker 5 (36:15):
An I.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
Proceeded to explain to the judge that, at the time
of my unlawful arrest that I was simply exercising my
right to freedom of speech, as provided to me by
the Constitution of these great United States of America, and
therefore all charges should be dismissed. Well, the judge pondered
my argument for about ten seconds, then inform me that
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the Constitution did indeed allow for freedom of speech. However,
this did not extend to slurge speech in a public
parking lot while holding an open bottle of liquor. He
then sent us me to one year. But once again,
I have learned a few things from my experience, and
they are one. If you try to eat ribs while
you are drunk and have your hands cuffed together through
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the rails of a band, you're gonna get barbecue sauce
all over your dang self, and there's no way to
wipe it off. Too. If you are highly intoxicated and
need a ride, don't call your wife, call a cab.
And last, but not least, when debating with police officers,
always always wear a helmet. Well, I'm going to close
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for now, y'all do me a favor, and next time
you talk to Flair, tell him I'll be getting out
in September and could use a tag team partner with
his experience. Tell him, although there ain't really any money
in it, if you pick the right location, you do
get a pretty good sized crowd. Y'all. Keep them straight
up there, love you mean it. Jeffrey Newton, the real
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mister excitement. Good morning to big shows on the radio.
(38:21):
Getting ready to head out in the weekend, y'all be careful.
We'll see your first, say Monday morning. But first and
go back to that route.
Speaker 7 (38:29):
You what not, Let's go back.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
If y'all over here, come by and ask for Randy.
Get out in the parking lot as early as possible.
Speaker 7 (38:39):
Right now, and here we go. Now, Jackie, I'll be
a neat in you here.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
It's so paranoid coming to work in the morning. If
somebody you know is out there waiting in the park
a lot, I mean, Randy, call the cops, yes, because
we've had crazy people yes, he's Randy.
Speaker 7 (38:55):
We had a guy, We had a guy who had
escaped from prison here.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
You know, not everybody would go to those links to
come and visit this show.
Speaker 7 (39:05):
Right, But the problem is, I mean, we we're accommodating
to our listeners. We do love meeting people, but you know,
not before we come to.
Speaker 11 (39:16):
Work at five in the morning as a female, that's
the problem. We pull in the parking lot and we're
used to seeing, you know, the same cars every morning.
Speaker 2 (39:25):
Let Marshy speak for herself.
Speaker 11 (39:27):
But at five thirty quarter six in the morning and
you see I like eyeglasses in a car with fog windows, Well, sure,
I'm gonna get out and walk all the way down
the sidewalk.
Speaker 2 (39:39):
Talk about Tim Wilson.
Speaker 11 (39:40):
But what we we have been told to do in
this building is to call the police. Well we call Randy.
I just feel stupid, and I probably shouldn't because every
cop we know is gonna come in here and say
call the police.
Speaker 7 (39:51):
They tell us this all the time.
Speaker 11 (39:53):
One day it's going to be someone crazy, and everybody
seems to think Randy's so mean? Will you people put
your wives and your girlfriends in our situation when you
come in a parking lot and you see a man. Well,
we got to do what we think is the best
thing to do. And it's by the time we call Randy,
we're panic. We're late for work because we've got to
hide down the street until he can figure out what
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he wants to do.
Speaker 7 (40:14):
I hit the gas. I mean, I break all the
laws getting here quick because I'm worried about him. And
this is you know, why don't.
Speaker 1 (40:20):
Y'all call me?
Speaker 11 (40:22):
We do, John Boy, get up. Somebody's in the parking lot.
Speaker 1 (40:31):
Don't call me, call Randy, says he look mean.
Speaker 11 (40:40):
We don't mean to be rude, but it's a little frustrating.
I understand.
Speaker 7 (40:43):
By the time I get here, stressed out, driving fast
and get in and rolling in the parking lot, I'm angry,
and so I get out and say, who are you?
What are you doing here? Well, no, you can't be here.
You got a call and set up. I mean, this
is a business. You can't just show up in the
parking lot and expect a walk in.
Speaker 1 (40:57):
The Studiody pulls up, slims and gets up and scurry overdue.
Speaker 11 (41:00):
And to be honest with you, I like it because
by then I'm like, crap, it's ten tail. I'm late
because I've been hiding from somebody.
Speaker 1 (41:08):
I've got to get your.
Speaker 11 (41:09):
Water bottle out, John Boy and your inpen.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
Start the call.
Speaker 5 (41:14):
It.
Speaker 1 (41:16):
In other words, dealing with the crazy people don't end
once you walk through the front.
Speaker 2 (41:19):
Door here, so you don't want them to just coming. Wait,
no call, never mind.
Speaker 7 (41:27):
We're very common and just call and set it up.
That's all I ask.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
Okay's phone number.
Speaker 7 (41:33):
Is now go to the Big Show dot Com and
you'll find out how to do that.
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Speaker 4 (42:10):
Hi, y'all have great rest of your day. We love
you and weaving
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
The big show is on the radio.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Here me on the bottom. When your first gets to
going little thing like to play hard Outburst.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Let's play Outburst.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
John Boy and Billy to give the prizes from the
big prize being let's go contested number one.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
This should really be a lot of fun. And you're
playing Outburst, have a hurry up.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
And guest time you love the best time. You have
a big shots fixt him to have a big show.
John from Orange b jall Obama. That's Marcus Cord. Hello, Hello,
(01:14):
that's Marcus. And then you say Polus Marcus Paulus, Hey Marcus.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Hey, Hey, what you doing man?
Speaker 5 (01:21):
This is my third time call, the third time winter
and I got a posse all over the world waiting
to hear from me. I'm telling you, yeah, all over
the place.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Larry the cable guy, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
That's the cold of orange beef. I got friends out there.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (01:36):
Wow, Why.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Painter Marcus the world famous painter. Well yeah, that's funny
right there.
Speaker 7 (01:45):
I don't care who you are.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
What do you what do you paint? Marcus?
Speaker 5 (01:49):
You hold it still all painted?
Speaker 8 (01:50):
Yeah, you hold it still painted.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Oh, Marcus is a live wi Now, that'd be a
good catchphrase for his business.
Speaker 6 (01:58):
Yeah, good, what about you hold it still?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
I'll talk to it. I don't know about that now,
Marcus is.
Speaker 7 (02:07):
Not for you?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
For us, Marcus. Oh, okay, Marcus, about this time every morning?
Have you have you hit it yet?
Speaker 5 (02:15):
H I just stepped out of bed, turned the radio
on and punch the phone and heard y'all, I mean
her radio, heard y'all and punch my phone and y'alls,
y'all came through for me for time winter, I hope
all right.
Speaker 7 (02:28):
Marcus, Why is it so hard to find a reliable
painter in the business now?
Speaker 5 (02:31):
No, kidd a bunch of drunks.
Speaker 7 (02:33):
That's what I was looking for you to say.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
He knows the real answer.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
Yeah. I quit drinking about five years ago, and since
I could drink, I can't find a job.
Speaker 7 (02:43):
Right, Really, Marcus, you come to you, come to Charlotte.
We got work for you.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
Okay, buddy, I'm on my way.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
You can stay in Randy's basement.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
It's pretty cool down there.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
And I have to worry about you call and waken
me up all the time wing to do stuff.
Speaker 7 (02:59):
Yeah, you got that right.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Now all right, margas well, glad to hear from you.
Get in there, buddy. Let's jump on in here. See
if you can win for the third time. All right,
we do need three kinds of guns.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Ready, go remy.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
Cad uh spread them lessons?
Speaker 7 (03:19):
Okay, good, all.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Right, Marcus? Now we need three things that fly?
Speaker 5 (03:26):
Ready go birds plans?
Speaker 3 (03:31):
What what?
Speaker 5 (03:34):
Hurry out right? I said it? I said it, he did.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
He just got it in there.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Boy.
Speaker 7 (03:39):
If you're this slow on the draw, imagine how slow
you were when you was drinking.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
I'm gonna wat shit. I can't help it.
Speaker 8 (03:45):
All right.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Well, he spends all that time watching paint dry.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
You got in there helping you, Marcus.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
That's my wife, Mary Bradley. She won last time on
the quiz and y'all didn't give her a new car.
She won?
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Was that one I probab was a new car?
Speaker 5 (04:01):
Yep?
Speaker 4 (04:02):
All right, well I tell you what.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
I'll get in my office and get one if you
win it.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
Yeah, you need to come down here and go fishing
with me. Now wait for you?
Speaker 1 (04:09):
All right?
Speaker 5 (04:10):
Yeah right, Mark?
Speaker 7 (04:14):
You got you got a whole little checklist going on there,
don't you.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Marcus? Here you go one more for the win.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
All right, we need three Christmas songs.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Ready, go.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
Go to the world at night and wait a major away.
Speaker 7 (04:33):
You kill me sign you're killing me, lord, he apologized.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Marcus back on top of you.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
People out there now, my Apple City group, Danny Thompson, Uh,
bill Craft over in Tallahassee. I got people everywhere. Yeah,
I gotta say all Bruce Turner, he's up there for
post to y'all.
Speaker 7 (04:58):
Did you say bill Craft over?
Speaker 2 (04:59):
And where?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (05:02):
Good for him, he didn't do it locally.
Speaker 5 (05:05):
Say dying Robbie in my Apple City group. And we
have a good time. Man. We all listen to you.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Well, we appreciate you.
Speaker 8 (05:10):
Marcus.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Thanks a lot, man, And uh, I'll tell you what.
Whoever's in your tiff, We're down Orange Beach around tallahas
He First, we'll look you up. If you're up here,
you look us up.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
I'll do that, buddy.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
All right, man, that sounds good.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
Listen when I call you, I'll tell you it's Marcus
Mar's beach. I'all gonna let me in.
Speaker 7 (05:26):
The studio there you Oh yeah, well you gotta you're
gonna have to say the sober painters.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Marcus the cable guy wonder who you are, brash out
said for me to hold you still, let Marcus paint
and ask y'all where you going?
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Like good morning the Big Shows on the radio. Imagine
somebody's things that says we're not good spokespeople. Well, well
that happened one time, believe it or not. No, and
uh I didn't try to respond or didn't turn it
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over to you by we brought in a professional.
Speaker 9 (06:01):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, about what does that say about us?
Maybe we're not that good as plash? All right, we'll
good looking forward to your visiting history. That was back
when we weren't very good.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Let's be honest. Now that we're that we made it
very good, he can look back and laugh at ourselves.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Uh so a letter from last month is that what
you're saying.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Under the Big Show was on the radio following the
saga of Jan Holly.
Speaker 10 (06:53):
Let's fine say oh boy, oh.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Alrighty, Well this letter, I don't know will they listen
or not?
Speaker 5 (07:20):
Not?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Really, more like a business, they're familiar with some of
our work, Let's put it that way. As from Jan
Holly Advertising Productions Incorporated. Guys, I'm sure you are busy
signing autographs and such, but when we pay one hundred
and sixty dollars in talent, we expect one hundred and
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sixty dollars worth of talent. The read that you put
on the king Ford commercial for Rock one ozho three
in Columbus, Georgia sucks. We want the commercial redone free
of charge, and this time we want you to do
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it with some feelings, some talent, some seal, some meaning.
We want you to sell our sale, not merely read
the copy quick as you can so that you can
get on to the next one. We expect you to
earn the high bucks you charge. I don't mind paying
top dollar for talent as long as I get top
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talent for the dollar. And closed is a cassette of
your commercial after we doctored it up, along with the
original script. Please redo the commercial and send it back
down to Rock one oh three, Columbus, Georgia. If you
need to discuss it with me, you can reach me, sincerely,
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Jan W. Holly. So well, when we got a cassette
and we listened to it and put each other like
we didn't think it's that bad, I mean, you know,
talking about just don't even let me start saying.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Because it's just not my area of expertise, and Bill
even one.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
So let's bring in mister Taylor from our public relations department.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Good morning there, John boy, morning Billy, and I might
be wasting my time on this, and but good.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Morning to you Jan.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Once again this morning, I've seen something I ain't never
seen before, A neat type written business communication on professional
letterhead that uses the word sucks. I mean, I know
them too, mean boys, Beavis and butt heead run around
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saying it all the time. I just ain't never run
into it in a business letter before. Now, Jan, I've
heard the commercial, and I don't get me wrong, I
wouldn't start picking out my formal wear for the advertising
the lordship, but this word sucks it seemed like a
kindly harsh way to put it. I mean, these fellas
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has done hundreds of commercials over the years, and I
personally have heard some that sucked a whole lot worse
than out Yes, sir ahhole Lord, you know, I got
to quit using that word. My ain't be would warm
up the sea to my breeches if she heard me
talking like that. Anyway, Jan, sounds to me like they
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did pretty much what you wrote down here got them
car doors of slamming and the bad to the bone song,
and we got in all them little pearls you wrote
like yes, friends and neighbors and king means business and
a good deal and a good deal.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
More.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
May I say you really dumped a hole bucket of
creativity into this, And yes, ma'am, you did as far
as the delivery. Well, see this here is the John
Boy and Billie Show. I don't know if you've ever
heard it before, but well let me just say, if
you ask a jackass to sing, it ain't likely to
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come out of sounding like the latest chart topping smash
from that.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Boy Hootie and his Blowfish.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
This part where you say I'm sure you're busy signing
autographs and such, I believe I sense just a tad
of resentment that.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Jan I want you to know.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
I'm gonna get to the bottom of this here controverse
and if I find out that this here commercial really
does well, where's that word again, suck?
Speaker 1 (11:35):
We'll make it right. Until then.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Well, like that smart Aleiki fella on Saturday Night Live
says it's called a Dale.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Carnegie course, look into it.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
And before I leave, let me say as Claire, as
I know how that we love the folks over there
at king Ford Plum to death.
Speaker 6 (11:56):
We do.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
They some of the finest folks in the nentire state
of Georgia. In fact, if you're gonna buy you a car,
I can't think of a better place on God's green
Earth where I'd rather.
Speaker 10 (12:07):
Go to do it.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
If the manager is here right now, I reckon Jackie.
W'ud probably run over to him and kiss him square
on the mouth. In fact, I'd be tempted to give
him a little peck on the jaw myself and Jane,
I want you to know, if you was here, you
could give me a big old kiss too, only not.
Speaker 5 (12:26):
On the mouth.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
If he gets my dread, I thank you for your time,
John Boy and Benny y'all lack like he got some smarts.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Good On to the Big Show. It's on the radio.
Following the saga of Jen Holly. On this edition of
The Big Show, when we try to take the spotlight
off of ourselves an honor and somewhat you, or at
least if we can get a laugh out of you,
I will follow up wrap it up next.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Good Morning.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
The Big Show's on the radio after Andy Taylor's visit.
I remember we went back to wrap up this whole,
this whole thing, but speaking looking good ship up. Uh okay,
here I got a letter here listening to this to
John Boy, guys checks for Holly Meers commercials, great jobs,
super award winning, You're unbelievable. Whoever, just in case you
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read this on the air, you know, after our little
stuff we got from Georgia about our commercial being really
bad guy wanting us to do it over, here's here's
another factor related to that. Dear John Boy Billy, I
live in uh Columbus, Georgia, and I just wanted to
let you know you shouldn't worry in any way about
King Ford's radio ad you did. I don't know why
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they're complaining. Compared to their TV commercials, the one you
did should receive an award. Oh well, there are TV
spots show a fat, older guy wearing nothing but overalls
a hunting cap, and he calls himself Bubba, and that's
what she's comparing you to. In fact, you are the
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first ad that uses someone else's voice besides Bubba, first.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
One to use something besides a big, fat red Nicki
in overalls.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Maybe Bubba is hapering off anyone just making a big hit.
Maybe Bubba is jealous of you. Anyway, I wanted to
let you know that I didn't think it sucked. Columbus listener,
Amy Houston, all right, all right, ps. King Ford is
in Valley, Alabama, out of Columbus somewhere. We should that
follow up letter to that one follows here. Dear Sirs,
John Boy and Billy, we think your show is great.
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We like how you tell it like it is you too,
Robert D. Rayford, So we thought we would let you
know that Jan Holly is not a lady.
Speaker 5 (15:11):
It is a man.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
And also we got you some mugshots of him. He
is better known as Bubba. He does TV commercials for
king Ford in Valley, Alabama. You can tell by the
pictures he is not a ladies man, but boy does
he think he is. He drives a Ford Bronco with
more Leroy pkgs than you can find in California or Mexico.
He is about fifty years old and thinks he is
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twenty five or thirty. He put duel exhausts on the
Bronco thinking it sounds good. It sounds like a pulpwood truck.
I know, hen and King, owner of the dealership, feels
sorry for him and lets him do commercials. Jee cons
he can tell by looking at the pictures he won't
be doing any Calvin Klein Underway coming, sincerely, Jr. And Jimmy.
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All right, and yeah they included pictures of Bubba also
we see them. So Jen Holly is actually Bubba the
one we replaced. The mystery is solved. All right, thank
you very much. Now it all makes sense and we
don't suck you wanted to make shows on the radio
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back looking at letters and email, lets we turn the
microphones towards you, so listeners as we speak until you
through the radio.
Speaker 7 (16:53):
That's not just anybody saying that. That's our split ture.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 5 (16:59):
Take me back.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Listen this email who got from the Big Show dot com.
I said this is a god to quit listening because
he never was able to get through starts off. I
know I emailed you guys saying I'm not listening to
the Big Show anymore, but I can't help what others
listen to. While I was at work. There were some
guys who had their radio to your show. There was
a current event quiz Psycho Joe was on thirty one.
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He has been on your show numerous times, while I
haven't been on once. Let me put it this way,
I have called in ten times more than Psycho Joe
has even gotten through. What do I get for my
patience and loyalty to you all? Nothing? What do I
get for ten years of listening to your show? Nothing?
Man Cow was on another radio station in town, and
now he hadn't on anymore.
Speaker 7 (17:43):
But you guys still are.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Playing the Man cowcard. Listen to you all all those
years and I couldn't even get through just a talk.
The only way you could talk with me is if
I knew anything about Mayberry. I don't know anything about
Mayberry except that I think you've fixed the phone so
that Joe can get through.
Speaker 6 (18:00):
As a matter of fact, I'm certain also I ever
wanted to do we called into the.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Show and say hello and tell me how good you were.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Oh, I get it, Throw under this bearskin rug and
be tormented by Dean mom. It says.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
I also feel you fix the phone line so that
little kids can get through.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
I know you got the technology.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
I cannot be going to tell you how badly you
have repaid my loyalty towards the big show. From your
lack of response to previous emails, it seems you don't care. Sincerely,
Matthew twenty two, Georgia. All right, how about we start
calling him Psycho Matthew.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Pyes, I love that bit about the Indians.
Speaker 11 (18:46):
Like I told Johnny, I don't want to talk to
Psycho Joe.
Speaker 7 (18:50):
I wish I did.
Speaker 5 (18:51):
Know.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
How have you heard Psycho Joe? Well, you know, I
asked him. Last time he was on. He said redial
and this got says he tried ten more times on
Psycho Joe. I doubt it. Well, bless his heart. Well,
let me say you can't play Mayberry's anyway. We can
make it up to Matthew, somebody teach me how to type.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
I'll write my email, but I'm not worth it. How
can you fix the phones to get me MoMA?
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Good morning as a big show on the radio heading
into Fine Allow, Hey man, y'all, let me tell good
stuff about Catherine Zeta Jones. Michael Douglas, We're sorry, sorry,
says here. Catherine Zeta Jones wasn't always a sex symbol.
She claims it. Right after she was born. She was
so ugly. Her mother referred to her as the frog. Well,
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Catherine reportedly keeps her long locks looking luscious longslocks looking lushies,
long locks looking luxus long locks lusion by mashing whole
bananas directly into her hair.
Speaker 7 (20:07):
That's what Marsie must be doing, but she's not rinsing.
Marcie has probably the worst haircut on the stats.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Something about Marsha.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
That's why she gets girl. She's like Jackie. You know,
Jackie likes hello take.
Speaker 7 (20:24):
The abuse he head.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Well, anyway, so Catherine smashes bananas in her hair. She
also shampoos with beer to give it extra shine. I
no waist. Tell me if Catherine Senda Jones wouldn't walk
in there smash them Nanner's on her head and pour
some beer over, you would be up.
Speaker 8 (20:46):
Please.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
This is where I would normally say something, but I
can't today.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
That's right, sir. Can we get the focus back on
the listeners? This is getting too scary for me.
Speaker 12 (20:58):
All right.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Well, if y'all and and what kind of beer she uses,
I'll cover that in a little bit, all right. First,
our most requesting bit and las weak or Sell has
been Cadbury and ben Wright meeting on the golf course
at our tournament. We'll relive that next good morning to
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make shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
It's time. Alrighty, we're lying, roll, grab the game, stay by.
Speaker 7 (21:42):
Ben Right.
Speaker 12 (21:43):
Go the morning dew leaves its moist kiss to drive
on the brilliantly manicured greens of Creamy Mountain Country Club
as we prepared tea on at John Boy and belief celebrity.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Golf passion, and we're clear.
Speaker 8 (22:03):
I like the way you talk, and I like the
way you talk funny, I could understand this. Yeah, it's
so cool.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
I can't believe I got Ben Right as my partner
in my very own celebrity golf tournament. What could be better?
Speaker 8 (22:15):
And I might say I'm quite flatted of old the people.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
You know, Well, well, I'm after Carrot Top bailed out
on me.
Speaker 8 (22:22):
Oh yes, well, glad to pick and racing.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Fat Boy had a prior engagement. Mader Man was visited
that manure conference and asker Nerd couldn't find his lucky
button hat.
Speaker 8 (22:31):
John Boy, Yeah you had me it, Hello, oh Man.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
To show my appreciation, I got a special trait.
Speaker 5 (22:39):
Just for you.
Speaker 8 (22:40):
I get to keep scoring better out of.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
The goodness of my heart. I'm giving you my very
own Butler Cadbury as your own personal caddy.
Speaker 8 (22:49):
My goodness, how generous of it.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
I can't help it. I figured you two englishers that
have a ball together talking about crown jewels and nim
bee feeders and whatnot. Hey, here comes down. I can't bury, man,
this has been right.
Speaker 6 (23:02):
Pardon my tardiness, gentleman, Ah, mister Wright, indeed an honor, Sir.
I can't tell you how much I enjoyed your book,
Good Pounces in Bad Lives, humorous and touching it once.
Speaker 13 (23:13):
Thanks for the plug. John Boyce told me a great
deal about you, beg pardon sir. Oh, yes, the Little
League brawl, the drunken battle at the race track, the
gator wrestling. John Boys filled me in on all the highs.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
How kind of him. But I assure you there's nothing
to fear, sir.
Speaker 6 (23:31):
Trouble tends to rear its ugly head only when I'm
talked into an adventure with sir against my will. Since
I'm assisting you, I foresee no problem.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
All right, all right, don't get all talking on him.
Let's get out on the course before it gets too hot.
You know how delicate natured. I am well, I.
Speaker 6 (23:47):
Must say, sir, you've painted quite an unflattering picture of me.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
The truth hurts big.
Speaker 8 (23:51):
Don't worry, Cadriol Bean, it's a golf course. What could happen?
Speaker 5 (23:56):
Ah?
Speaker 6 (23:56):
Well, thank you for that vote of confidence, sir. Now,
if I can just find my ball washer.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Oh you rang an a bend here sooner, But I
was having my pletter adjusted. Now I know why they
call it the pro shop.
Speaker 6 (24:09):
It's you, yes, darling, it's me fill the Kraken, semi professional,
part time receptionist.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Oh, you're back to wearing men's clothes.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
I see.
Speaker 6 (24:17):
The last time I saw you you were at the
bottom of a cross dressing catfight at Caroin's.
Speaker 8 (24:22):
Why you Oh, I hadn't heard that one.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
Never mind.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Hey Johnny, Wannie, Hey'm fairly willy, glad you can make it.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Uh what is that doing here?
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Hello? I can't carry these bags by myself.
Speaker 6 (24:35):
I'll gladly carry them all if it means that thing
is absent from these proceedings.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Excuse us, I'm mourning. You cant barry, don't throw a
fit and ruin everything. You need to stop always thinking
of yourself first. I've tried so hard to set an
example for you. Don't get in here and on me.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
You're right, of course.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Uh that's my boy.
Speaker 8 (24:58):
How you a hug?
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Ignore them?
Speaker 1 (25:00):
I remember? Is there's just a bunch of guys swinging
the sticks, having fun for a good cause.
Speaker 4 (25:05):
You know.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
That's what I always told mother, but she never understood.
Now you two shake hands and make friends. I promise
to be good.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Isn't that enough?
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Cadbury?
Speaker 8 (25:15):
Cadbury?
Speaker 13 (25:15):
Remember, old boy, tis more noble to take the high road,
and when you're British no other road exists.
Speaker 6 (25:22):
Ah, well, you've shamed me, sir. You're quite right, mister McCracken.
Let bygones be bygones. Shake well, I'd rather have a
flow dance, but suit yourself. But her there, oh dune,
like grasping a wet trout?
Speaker 2 (25:39):
What a grip? Where were you when I was in
high school?
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Fell As, your hat's done, grab my bag and hem
me my nine earn.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
I thought you'd never asked? Be still, my heart? Is
there a problem? I mean other than your weight, your
hairline and your tailor? Now that's what I mean.
Speaker 6 (25:56):
Must every comment you'll make me some sort of veiled
in you When double entonrailed Catty remark, well, I guess
it doesn't have to be good. I could be a droll,
boring hum Athunich like you.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
All right, enough enough, now, what.
Speaker 8 (26:10):
Is there a problem?
Speaker 6 (26:11):
Yes, that's a problem. I will not tolerate this Nini's
verbal abuse, wiltnook him? What kind of abuse will you tolerate?
You're not gonna trunk full of fun in the mini Cooper,
see what I mean. I will not allow this pristine
nature of this noble enterprise to be soiled by your
grotesque musings over your hideous lifestyle.
Speaker 8 (26:27):
What does that mean?
Speaker 2 (26:28):
I'm not sure, but I think he's got a poo
poo diapers. Come on, Jobby, let mommy have a look
by you, vile, unrelenting little cucko. Snipe on, God, oh god,
very no, you've got this coming, big boy.
Speaker 6 (26:40):
Man.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
This is so embarrassing.
Speaker 8 (26:43):
Oh that's all right. It just proves my point.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
What do you mean?
Speaker 13 (26:47):
Remember when I was talking about how a fair boob's
gonna get in the way of a good game of golf.
Speaker 8 (26:52):
Yeah, this is what I was talking about.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Can't here.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
I should have guessed you'd kick me there. And now
the matrix.
Speaker 5 (27:00):
All you.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Come on to y'all to big shows on the radio.
All right, quick off, USS looking back at our listeners. Hey,
y'all remember the letter we got from the prisoner, the
very first prisoner letter. It is actually a big show favorite.
You get to hear that next. Hang on, good morning,
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you got the big show on the radio. It's time
viny old man bag letter.
Speaker 10 (27:48):
We letters, We get your letters.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
I love those letters.
Speaker 6 (28:03):
You got to say, Oh.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
God not blend.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
Dear John boydn Billy. I'm riding from Jack Rutledge State
Facility in Columbus, Georgia. I just started listening to you
when I got here last year, and I must thank
you for starting my day off with a laugh. I'm
serving time for felony shoplifting. Here's some friendly advice. If
you're over three hundred pounds, don't try to be sneaky.
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I was up around three point fifteen at the time,
stealing car stereos from a walmartin Jonesboro. That sounds like
a country song, yep. I was about three fifteen stealing
the car stereos of the wall martin jones the.
Speaker 7 (28:47):
Country, I mean somebody.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Anyway. I had about ten of them in shopping bags.
And snuck out through the garden set. When I got
to the truck, I thought I was home free. But
while I was loading them up, an employee came up
and asked to see my receipt. Of course, I'm not
a liar, so I told him. I told him I
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didn't have one. I didn't want a lot to him,
I might have got in trouble. He said, bring the
radios and come with me. I said, okay, but I
need some help carrying them. Well. Being a good employee,
he agreed to help. So I loaded him down with
eight of the radios, and when he turned to walk back,
I dropped mine and took off. I wish you could
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have seen the look on his face. Of Course I
didn't stop there. I kept on shoplifting and finally got
caught and put on probation. I was doing pretty good.
I even got married in August of ninety six. But
I violated my probation three months later and a judge
sent us me to three years. So here I am prison.
Isn't what I thought it would be. Instead of guys
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lifting weights, there's guys using the the colors off em
and m's as makeup. Well, so for all those kids
out there in Big Showland, stay out of trouble unless
you look good and candy shell colors. I'm sending you
an idea for a playhouse. Hope you can use it.
Give our best to Rayford and sayh to John Prior
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and Mark Langley cheeseburger in quotation prison nicknames. So that's
not his real name, that's his Good morning, The Big
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Show is on the radio. Yes, we might call some
pants I had on yesterday, so eighties. What does that
mean that they were way out of style? I'm just guessing.
Speaker 7 (30:48):
Okay, having seen the pants myself, I'm sure that's what
they meant. They're like parachute pantss. They used to sell
them in the service station parking lots on the weekends stations.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Where do you think he got him? I got some
big deals, Philip Gas gets some pants. It's a nice country.
Game show hosts John Davidson, See I thought he was actor.
He's just known as a game show host. Now, yeah,
what did he do John Davison?
Speaker 7 (31:17):
He was a singer. He is a singer, then an actor.
He was on That's incredible.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
He's one of the hosts of that.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Yeah, the game show hosts Davidson. Is that where we're
going to end up?
Speaker 7 (31:28):
Oh, no, you'll never get anything that good.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
I'll take astro nerd to block.
Speaker 7 (31:33):
I gotta feel that. I gotta feel in them.
Speaker 5 (31:35):
You know.
Speaker 7 (31:35):
Billy's gonna end up computer store clerk. John Boy will
be gas pump attendant. Pillars will be security guard on
small Island.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
Yeah, what about Marcie? She'll be the new kissing bandit
when Morgan, Well, i'll tell you why. I don't know
what I'm will, but y'all talk about Jackie. She's gonna
be with me. We already got that worked out. So
y'all worry about y'all's life because you.
Speaker 7 (32:05):
Wait running out of that pump every time the bell rings.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
All right, I'll get it this time.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
You leave the old pig.
Speaker 7 (32:16):
And quick up more than Candy Barns and get that
tire gauge out of your mind.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
Honey, could you come up here and hold your hand
up in front of the window. Keep the sun.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
All right, Let's go to someone who's got it worse
than y'allmade letter number two from our prisoner. All right,
that's a good way to do.
Speaker 4 (32:39):
All right, hang out, good morning, make shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
It's time.
Speaker 14 (33:12):
Oh we get letters, We get your letters read. I
love those letters.
Speaker 3 (33:28):
What you've got to say?
Speaker 5 (33:29):
Oh?
Speaker 15 (33:30):
By alrighty, here we go. Dear John boyn Billy. How
are you boys doing?
Speaker 1 (33:42):
As for me? Well, not too good. As you can
see from my return address, I am once again a
guest of the state. Seems like no matter where I go,
the police are always showing up and ruining my day.
This time me and my wife for having a little
quote debate in the liquor store parking lot when several
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officers showed up wanting to mediate. Needless to say, I
didn't appreciate the intrusion because I just about had this
debate won. I informed the officers that I had the
situation well in hand and that their assistance was not required.
About this time, Sherlock Holmes sprang the million dollar question,
mister Newton, have you been drinking?
Speaker 5 (34:30):
Now?
Speaker 1 (34:30):
These boys seemed a bit uptight, so I figured maybe
a little humor would ease the tension, so I replied,
all my life want to fight about it. Apparently these
boys weren't big show listeners, because they didn't find this
humorous one little bit. At this point, Sherlock informed me
that I was under arrest and instructing me to place
my hands on the car. You know me, in for
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a dime, in for a dollar. So I decided to
debate this issue as well. I asked what I was
being charged with. Sherlock replied, disorderly conduct. I was sort
of unprepared to debate on this issue, so the best
response I could come up with was disorderly conduct. I'll
show you some disorderly conduct, boy, And thus began slambery too.
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I got off to a pretty good start, but I
should have known from the last time that them some
beaches wouldn't fight fair. It was just a matter of
time before the sticks, mace, and heavy flashlights came into play,
dashing my hopes of a victory. After slambery too, the
officers were kind enough to give me a lift to
the hospital, where I spent the next six hours getting
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patched up. At this point, I would like to thank
the nurse who brought me a plate of ribs to
eat while the doctor was waiting on me to sober up.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
Where's this hospital?
Speaker 9 (35:55):
Really?
Speaker 1 (35:55):
He's got pretty good healthy, although it's pretty tricky eating
rib with your hands cuffed together through the rails of
a hospital bed. Anyway, after about a month in jail,
I got my day in court. Even though I'm no
Perry Mason, I felt confident that I could handle this
one by myself.
Speaker 5 (36:15):
An I.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
Proceeded to explain to the judge that, at the time
of my unlawful arrest that I was simply exercising my
right to freedom of speech, as provided to me by
the Constitution of these great United States of America, and
therefore all charges should be dismissed. Well, the judge pondered
my argument for about ten seconds, then inform me that
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the Constitution did indeed allow for freedom of speech. However,
this did not extend to slurge speech in a public
parking lot while holding an open bottle of liquor. He
then sent us me to one year. But once again,
I have learned a few things from my experience, and
they are one. If you try to eat ribs while
you are drunk and have your hands cuffed together through
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the rails of a band, you're gonna get barbecue sauce
all over your dang self, and there's no way to
wipe it off. Too. If you are highly intoxicated and
need a ride, don't call your wife, call a cab.
And last, but not least, when debating with police officers,
always always wear a helmet. Well, I'm going to close
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for now, y'all do me a favor, and next time
you talk to Flair, tell him I'll be getting out
in September and could use a tag team partner with
his experience. Tell him, although there ain't really any money
in it, if you pick the right location, you do
get a pretty good sized crowd. Y'all. Keep them straight
up there, love you mean it. Jeffrey Newton, the real
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mister excitement. Good morning to big shows on the radio.
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Getting ready to head out in the weekend, y'all be careful.
We'll see your first, say Monday morning. But first and
go back to that route.
Speaker 7 (38:29):
You what not, Let's go back.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
If y'all over here, come by and ask for Randy.
Get out in the parking lot as early as possible.
Speaker 7 (38:39):
Right now, and here we go. Now, Jackie, I'll be
a neat in you here.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
It's so paranoid coming to work in the morning. If
somebody you know is out there waiting in the park
a lot, I mean, Randy, call the cops, yes, because
we've had crazy people yes, he's Randy.
Speaker 7 (38:55):
We had a guy, We had a guy who had
escaped from prison here.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
You know, not everybody would go to those links to
come and visit this show.
Speaker 7 (39:05):
Right, But the problem is, I mean, we we're accommodating
to our listeners. We do love meeting people, but you know,
not before we come to.
Speaker 11 (39:16):
Work at five in the morning as a female, that's
the problem. We pull in the parking lot and we're
used to seeing, you know, the same cars every morning.
Speaker 2 (39:25):
Let Marshy speak for herself.
Speaker 11 (39:27):
But at five thirty quarter six in the morning and
you see I like eyeglasses in a car with fog windows, Well, sure,
I'm gonna get out and walk all the way down
the sidewalk.
Speaker 2 (39:39):
Talk about Tim Wilson.
Speaker 11 (39:40):
But what we we have been told to do in
this building is to call the police. Well we call Randy.
I just feel stupid, and I probably shouldn't because every
cop we know is gonna come in here and say
call the police.
Speaker 7 (39:51):
They tell us this all the time.
Speaker 11 (39:53):
One day it's going to be someone crazy, and everybody
seems to think Randy's so mean? Will you people put
your wives and your girlfriends in our situation when you
come in a parking lot and you see a man. Well,
we got to do what we think is the best
thing to do. And it's by the time we call Randy,
we're panic. We're late for work because we've got to
hide down the street until he can figure out what
(40:14):
he wants to do.
Speaker 7 (40:14):
I hit the gas. I mean, I break all the
laws getting here quick because I'm worried about him. And
this is you know, why don't.
Speaker 1 (40:20):
Y'all call me?
Speaker 11 (40:22):
We do, John Boy, get up. Somebody's in the parking lot.
Speaker 1 (40:31):
Don't call me, call Randy, says he look mean.
Speaker 11 (40:40):
We don't mean to be rude, but it's a little frustrating.
I understand.
Speaker 7 (40:43):
By the time I get here, stressed out, driving fast
and get in and rolling in the parking lot, I'm angry,
and so I get out and say, who are you?
What are you doing here? Well, no, you can't be here.
You got a call and set up. I mean, this
is a business. You can't just show up in the
parking lot and expect a walk in.
Speaker 1 (40:57):
The Studiody pulls up, slims and gets up and scurry overdue.
Speaker 11 (41:00):
And to be honest with you, I like it because
by then I'm like, crap, it's ten tail. I'm late
because I've been hiding from somebody.
Speaker 1 (41:08):
I've got to get your.
Speaker 11 (41:09):
Water bottle out, John Boy and your inpen.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
Start the call.
Speaker 5 (41:14):
It.
Speaker 1 (41:16):
In other words, dealing with the crazy people don't end
once you walk through the front.
Speaker 2 (41:19):
Door here, so you don't want them to just coming. Wait,
no call, never mind.
Speaker 7 (41:27):
We're very common and just call and set it up.
That's all I ask.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
Okay's phone number.
Speaker 7 (41:33):
Is now go to the Big Show dot Com and
you'll find out how to do that.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
All right, good work, all right, touching our listeners, but
not first thing. We don't want they touch fire list right, yeah,
not letting them touch us. Going our way to work.
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