December 1, 2023 • 42 mins
Friday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, We’ll sing along with the Happy Boy song - and Bang on the Work Day Drum.. - We’ve also got 10 slogans rejected by Motel 6.. - The Not Ready for Drive-Time Players perform “The Night Of Sneaks & Slime-balls”.. - The Redneck Joan Jett sings “I Love Santa Claus” (Billy’s favorite).. - and Tom Sorensen recaps the week’s NFL action and picks the winners for the week to come!
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But right now listeners sing in song. We call it
a redneck jonesit.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Sit up.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
The three se hes so strong thinking about black. Then
he was moving out and he was in the slay
yeah slag. Then he was moving on and he was
in a slug yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Like say.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
So little suns long time say Christmas says he was
grabbing all the reins. Slip to god. You could see
a street flame. Raine that this doll sounds inside nasty
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blue away. Hear me a say yeah, say when he
mow away her, He say yeah, said sing love Santa Claus.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
A little bat turns.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
On talk yes, said Santa Claus. He's gonna come, say
your Christmas Mm hmmmmmmm, nasy you away? You got miss
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say yes say when he blew away? Or miss said yeah,
said singing Santa Claus a little bats all, Yes said
Hello Santa Claus. He's gonna come saying here Christmas, says
Santa Claus, a little bashing. I said, my love sas gone.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
He's gone.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Yes, he's gone to Christmas.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Yes he's gonna still good for you better? All right,
but well, let's play this current events queers. What are
we dealing with? Dog news?
Speaker 5 (03:39):
A puppy in San Antonio, Texas gets rescued from a
very nasty predicament.
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when you open the stocking, you know at the Big
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Is that right, David d Let's go girl, Okay, come,
whis's time.
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Quiz jan.
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Well, let's say, Hey the Wyman out of rutherford Ton,
North Carolina.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Good morning Wyman, Good morning, don boy. You know I
mean listening to you guys since back before HETL Club.
You remember that basta Luke.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
No, what are you talking about?
Speaker 7 (05:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
So that that wasn't y'all. Really, y'all was just make believing. Listen.
Did y'all want to sponsor the ramar rap race long
years ago?
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No, that wasn't us either.
Speaker 8 (05:30):
I know who he's thinking about you. I'm saying Murphy
in the morning.
Speaker 9 (05:33):
Yeah, but I'm still I communicate with Murphy every now.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
He's still doing good.
Speaker 8 (05:39):
He's still on the radio. Now I'm in Chicago.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Oh that's great. I didn't know, but that's cool. That's cool.
I'llowed just a long time.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Yeah, preide. Yeah, we've been here about since, not very
closely apparently, but we got and took over.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
You know, he left town Muslim.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
That's metha. But I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Oh well, see I can't spaill.
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We pulled him for you to win this prize. Bag buddy,
all right, all.
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Right, I'll try my bath. Let's crew it up.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Why so there we go, alright, let's do it.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
Let me know what you don't need me dateline, San Antonio, Texas.
A crew from the local water utility responded to a
call about a puppy trapped when he fell into a
sewer drain. But wait, it wasn't just one pupp It
turns out it was three puppies.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Now.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
Two of the pupps were rescued fairly easily, but dog
number three had moved so far away from the drain
the crew had to drop a fiber optic camera into
the hole so they could locate him, and then they
used dog treats to draw him to a spot where
they could reach down and pull him out. Dog number
three was cleaned up by San Antonio's animal care services,
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who gave him a much needed bath. As you can imagine,
he's now up for adoption under his new name of
a Shawshank b stinker Bell or see Thurston Howl the turd.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Wow, I'm gonna have together with se I don't care
what the other things sound like? That wor all right?
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Why am I sending you the big old run Backs Prize?
Pack you what god boy, I'm glad you got my
name right, man. A lot of people don't. I got
you down, buddy, I mean.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
All right, man, I great dog, alright.
Speaker 8 (07:31):
Man, where y'all going late?
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Hang on with Jackie. We'll find out. Find out, Jackie,
buy am out of the hour, top of your knees.
Right on the other side of time caps over this
deep zimmer first, I ain't going for a light.
Speaker 10 (08:19):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
It is time for Oliver.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Well. Well Well.
Speaker 11 (08:44):
Life used to be so simple when you were a kid.
You were encouraged to live and let live. Nowadays it's
a much different story. Yes, our country is in decline
and political directness has run amok. The moral fabric of
our society has become frayed and threadbare. We've given into
(09:08):
the persnickety demands of the few. And it seems everyone's
skin is thinner than Obama's resume. And you know what,
I understood every word I said. I've been here too long.
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And if you want a perfect example of how drastically
things have changed, just look at the difference between high
school in the fifties and high school in this era
of modern enlightenment. Let me preach on it right, Job,
I didn't understand.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
A word about.
Speaker 11 (09:48):
Jackie goes squirrel hunting before school and then pulls into
the parking lot with her shotgun in the truck's gun rack.
Now in the fifties, the principal notices Jackie's shotgun and
gets he has shotgun to show her Today, the school
goes into lockdown, the FBI is called. Jackie is hauled
off to jail and never sees her truck or gun again.
(10:11):
Counselors help traumatize students and teachers. Jackie falls in love
with a four hundred pounds cell mate, Croatia. In the fifties,
Johnny gives his Muslim friend Ali a Christmas card. Ali
thanks him and they build a snowman. Today, Johnny gives
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his Muslim friend Ali a Christmas card. A nosy teacher
sees this and takes Johnny to the counselor's office. The
police are called and Johnny is charged with a hate crime.
The school board calls a special meeting and arranges a
special prayer room for the Muslim student. All decorations and
references to Christmas are removed. They now celebrate the Winter Festival.
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The other Muslim students behead the Snowman. Billy won't sit
still in class and disrupts other students. In the fifties,
Billy is sent to the principal's office and gets the
paddle hm. He goes back to class and sits still
brother when he gets home, as father tells him he
(11:22):
had it coming today. They put Billy on ridlein and
he becomes a zombie. He's tested for add and the
school gets extra money from the state because of his disability.
Billy later sues the school for an undisclosed six figure sum,
which he squanders On a trip to Occupy Wall Street,
(11:48):
Massie breaks the neighbor's window when her father gives her
a whipping with the belt. In the fifties, Massie is
more careful next time. She grows up normal, goes to college,
and bec comes a successful business woman. These days, Marsi's
father is arrested for child abuse. Marcie is sent to
foster care and joins a gang. The state psychologist determines
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that Marsi was abused, and her father goes to prison.
Her mom shacks up with the psychologists. Oh boy, Randy
falls while running on the playground and scrapes his knee.
He's found crying by his teacher, Nancy, who gives him
a hug. Now in the fifties, in a short time,
Randy feels better and goes back to talking down to
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the other students. Today, Nancy is accused of being a
sexual predator and loses her job. She faces three years
in state prison. Randy undergoes five years of therapy where
he discovers that he's gay. Home, Pedro fails high school English.
(12:58):
In the fifties, Pedro goes to summer school, passes English,
and goes to college. Today, Pedro's cause is taken up
by the state. The liberal media says teaching English is
a requirement for graduation is racist. The ACLU file suit
against the state and the school system. English is banned
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as the core curriculum. Pedro is given a diploma anyway,
because he cannot speak English.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
He ends up.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Mowing lawns for a living. You get the idea.
Speaker 11 (13:29):
I think it's time to take our country back. But
to the rest of you who might embrace the way
our society has descended into this ridiculous state, to you,
I say Obama Biden twenty twelve.
Speaker 8 (13:50):
That I understood.
Speaker 10 (13:53):
John Boy and Billy shut up. Good morning radio. Done right, good.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Then let's make sure on the radio run into your
Friday in December. The first Well, here's a fellow. The
seen is shared. Thanksgivings over a hundred in fact, always
happy to have him stop by. Welcome back, nermal tea Wheeler.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
How did John Boy have body?
Speaker 1 (14:43):
How was your thanksgiving? You you must have a bunch
of family. Well you say that like it's a good thing.
Truth be told.
Speaker 11 (14:51):
This is the second generation of the Wheeler clan that
can't cook with a pluck nicker.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Oh no, say it ain't so.
Speaker 8 (14:57):
I wish I could.
Speaker 11 (14:59):
My great granddaughter thinks butterball is a formal dance for
dairy farms. Last year she made one of them to
foo turkeys. She still gets mad when I call it pranksgiving.
I finally asked her if she ever been in the
damn kitchen a floor. She got all offended, told me
she was an excellent cook about that time she took
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the salad out of the microwave. But at least they
gave me an idea for a Christmas present. For cooking
lessons I'm not that optimistic. I bought her one of
them big Betty Crocker cookbooks a couple of year ago.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Well did it help?
Speaker 12 (15:35):
No?
Speaker 11 (15:36):
No, she left it on the stove and to burn up.
She's so distracted by putting that fire. Iye, she forgot
about that thirty dollars roast that.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
Is in the oven.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Does she burn that too?
Speaker 11 (15:46):
Well, let's just say she got the volunteer fire department
on speed now now, so this year I got her
a perfect gift.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
It's a smoke alarm that shuts off when you say,
I'm just cooking.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
I know some folks I can use something like that.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
Eh.
Speaker 11 (16:02):
My first wife was she could not cook her lick,
and she made sure I knew that before we got hissed.
I said, why would you want me to know that?
And she said, that way, you'll be disappointed from the start,
not just when you see me naked.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Well, I hate you. Didn't have a good Thanksgiving dinner?
I did.
Speaker 11 (16:18):
I had a humdinger of a meal, turkey ham, all
the trimming, five different kind of pie.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
I was plumped up.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
New girlfriend.
Speaker 4 (16:25):
Nope, my friend manages a golden crowd.
Speaker 10 (16:27):
No that works.
Speaker 11 (16:29):
Do they still have that chocolate waterfall. No, but if
I had eaten with my family, I probably could have
made my own. Whoa, well, what two cents? Unles's time
for me to get it?
Speaker 4 (16:40):
Getting?
Speaker 11 (16:40):
I mitter if I grab another couple of that free
coffee on my way out, you help yourself. Well, keep
your saddle old in your gone grease.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
And holler ever it you need me. Was a sorry world,
ain't it?
Speaker 4 (16:49):
Offered the cook every year, and they always say it's
too much.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Work, money pal.
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our front morning quarterback, mister Tom Sorenson. Good morning, Tom,
yahn boy.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
How are you man?
Speaker 1 (20:05):
It's just awesome, buddy, And you are still on that
roll twelve and four. Last week for the season one
fifteen and sixty five. Your locks one you had Dallas
beaten Washington by over eleven, one by thirty five, and
then you tied your second locked Philadelphia given Buffalo three.
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They beat Buffalo by three. So for the season ten
seven and one. All right, buddy, on you little roll.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
We like it.
Speaker 14 (20:35):
Well, I like it too. A bank account likes it.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
No, let's switch to something we're not too thrilled about.
That would be our Carolina Panthers.
Speaker 14 (20:47):
The Panthers are the worst team in the league and
they are the worst organization, and they tried to fix
everything by firing their head coach Monday, and the owner,
David Tepper, is not fired ahead coach during the season
since let me check last season, this guy is on
a sixth coach in five and a half years. He
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also owns a soccer team. Two years two coaches, Rent
don't buy. And his record as a owner in football
is thirty and sixty three. And coach he fired, Frank
Reich was having a terrible season for a terrible team
in a terrible organization, and he hired this guy and
he wasn't doing well. But nobody's doing well. And I
(21:32):
think you gain absolutely nothing by firing a guy this
late in the season and giving a rookie quarterback one
more voice to hear.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
I'm afraid you're right there, buddy. And that press conference
he had to ask about, you know, his football team,
and that's why he just fired the coach and calls
the press conference we thought, you know he's going to
address it was that, Hey, I brought soccer here. I've
brought MESSI here in concerts, y'all don't appreciate anything. Well
the thing of Northern come down here and shows us
X what we can have. I heard he was going
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to do a splits you brought.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Here, all right.
Speaker 14 (22:11):
The idea that little old Charlotte had never had a
concert until David Pepper came to town booked him at
a stadium is offensive. And I'm from the north, well Midwest.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
We're not all like that.
Speaker 14 (22:25):
And I just he doesn't know the media, but he
owes fans. He talked fourteen minutes and said essentially nothing.
And what I wanted him to say was, look, I
have failed, and I'm asking you for your patients and
I have absolutely none, and just give me a chance
and I'll be better. And I just I don't want
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you to quit. I want you to believe in me,
because we need fans. He said nothing like that. He said,
he took no responsibility, and.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
I thought it was.
Speaker 14 (22:58):
I thought the press conference was as bad as the season.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Yeah, you're right, old that man. What was going on
in Philadelphia and Buffalo during that game? Tom, Well, I've.
Speaker 14 (23:10):
Been to games in Philly and those fans are not
placid or timid, and apparently they, according to a Buffalo player,
was a good rappigu and I'm Scheck Laws and the
guy played at Clemson defensive end. He said that a
fan early in the game, even before the game, was
threatening the players and their families, and they went to
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security and asked that they could have this fan removed.
For Philadelphia security. If they removed all they're obnoxious fans,
they would have fewer fans in the stadium than the
Panthers do so no, they let the fans stay and
laws and said, you know, they're threatening my family with
this guy. So he went up to him after the
(23:51):
game and the guy kept talking, so he pushed him
and pushed the fan, and the player may be suspended.
But I would contend you buy a ticket, that doesn't
mean you get to say whatever you want, whenever you want,
to whommever you want. And if you threatening a guy's family,
if that's indeed what he said, I think you should.
(24:12):
Some fans in Philly will consider him a hero. I
would consider him a guy who should be under house arrest.
I don't want him outside.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
His Houseans goodness things, well do you have them? Can
we end on a high note?
Speaker 14 (24:26):
Dom what, Yes we can?
Speaker 2 (24:27):
Yes we can.
Speaker 14 (24:29):
Travis Kelsey who dates somebody famous, don't need to mention whom.
And Jason he plays for Kansas City and Jason he
plays for Philly. But he's a good guy. They released
a song called Fairytale of Philadelphia and this is a
second week out and then is number.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
One on the billboard.
Speaker 14 (24:47):
Uh and it's part of all the money from other
Philadelphia Eagles are going to be on an album that
will be released all the money or go to charity.
My favorite thing about this song, which is not a
bad song, only warm Christmas song that includes the word
you're broni.
Speaker 8 (25:06):
And that's hard to rhyme with.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
No it wasn't so is Travis Kelsey's famous girlfriend doing
any backup singing or anything.
Speaker 14 (25:16):
And she owned the song now, but he suspects the
reason that has just taken off as that there may
be if you Apparently she's very popular. I believe the
sum of her fans just jumped in and bought this.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
It was her boyfriend. He's gotta be great. I'm a
Pau's record buddy. All right, hang on, buddy, We'll get
up with you about thirty minutes and let you pick
every game this weekend, coming off of twelve and four weekend,
looking forward to Thank you oh man. Well, let's play
our wordy word game. Come on one eight hundred Big
Show you told free Line'll get a couple of contestants
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play next. Good Morning, that's a big show on the radio,
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running through your Friday. Today's feature track from the Big Show,
bit Boxes, go good on that Christmas album you want
to make you one this year? Treverend Billy Ray Collins.
I boy called up a Happy Honda days search for keywords. Ona,
you go to the Big Show dot com. Of course
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you can click on the on air contest money can't
get through, We'll call you.
Speaker 10 (26:44):
Let's do it.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
I had to have everybody's head.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
I buy the bed.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
The word any word, don't worth any word. Let's meet
the contestants. We got Kelly from Evansville, Indiana. So let
me say, Kelly, you must meet the baby dog Jackie.
Tell me about putting the on my team.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
See that you're that's right. Don't get there.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Yoh, hey, Kelly, welcome.
Speaker 14 (27:06):
I was hoping.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
I was hoping it wasn't. Jimmy from from Winchester, Virginia's
on the other line in the morning.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Jimmy, good morning.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
All right, y'all, will welcome in here the teams Jimmy,
Tater and Randy, and it'll be Kelly, John Moore and Billy.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Well.
Speaker 8 (27:27):
Kelly, I think is on a speakerphone. Not to try
to help you guys out.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
But if Kelly you on a speakerphone, take care of that. Yeah, good, alright, alright,
So Jimmy, you relax, and me and Kelly gonna go
for the first thirty seconds here, all right, okay, wow,
we're starting now with the toughie here, Kelly, let's see
what we can do. I know, all right, start the
clock now. This is the hard stuff in a state
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and you spit it out. Yes, rhymes with it was
she has a whistle, yes, uh huh, alright, rhymes with
it a guided it'll blow off? Yes, all right. This
is a tool in your toolbox. Are you unblank one?
Speaker 2 (28:13):
You turn it?
Speaker 8 (28:15):
Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Phillips are flathead screwdriver, yeah, uh huh.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
All right.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
This is what you use in golf when you're on
the green. That's all right, Kelly. You put a four
on the board. Very good.
Speaker 8 (28:31):
I love that was shnizzle.
Speaker 4 (28:37):
She nailed all of them.
Speaker 15 (28:38):
As you said, on the green.
Speaker 4 (28:40):
And you guys like gang up.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Did well. All right, So Jimmy and Tater are gonna
go for their round one, all right, Jimmy, you ready
absolutely and go.
Speaker 7 (28:53):
You use this club just to go a short distance
to the whole.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
Yes.
Speaker 7 (28:57):
You might put your groceries in the back of your car,
in this thing where your tire is. Yes, these are
the letters of the what alphabet. You might give a
single burger or you might get a what yes, pizza blank,
it's a very popular pizza place. Pizza yep, and oranges
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come this way. It's also your belly button.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
Oh yeah, alright, yeah. A six on the board for
Jimmy and taking a lead by two.
Speaker 9 (29:37):
All right, you know it's Potter from Well all right,
Kelly's come on, Kelly.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
This is the way we're gonna do it, all right,
Kelly and Billy brand new word ready go. A tornado
is a type of natural what disaster.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
It's not stale. This milk is absolutely what.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 5 (30:03):
This is the thing that shows the movie in the
movie theater.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
It puts it on the screen. Yes, when you go
get your money back to the store, they give you
a what.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Yep.
Speaker 5 (30:14):
You add insult to this and it makes it even worse.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
A minor when you get hurt just a little bit.
Speaker 11 (30:22):
You have a minor.
Speaker 8 (30:24):
No good clues, Billy.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
I try to get too poetic there or on the
four A total of eight for Kelly. So Jimmy and
Randy two will tie, three will win. Oh cold we
can do is hope for a Randy melt No, okay,
all right, Jimmy and randy ready.
Speaker 8 (30:44):
Go, so a type of attorney. He's a personal blank
attorney injury.
Speaker 9 (30:49):
So this is a little piece of It's not candy,
but if you've gotta you might pop one of these. Yeah,
but a less formal name for it. Let's do it
one word at a time.
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What's this?
Speaker 9 (31:04):
There you go, so you might go to the It
ain't over at this thing until the fat lady sings.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Not over yep, yeah, it's they all sing their opera.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
It was too light.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
Yeah, that means we.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Go two over time.
Speaker 8 (31:26):
You won't even make eye contact with me.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
Now, all right, all right, now y'all explain there is
only a fifteen second over time. We'll say we can
do it right here, right, got shocked again. There's been
having about with static electricity. You have to see it
to believe. She's so over accents sung by book, the
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way her hair LODs, you look like you got her
hand on one in balls.
Speaker 8 (32:00):
Everything is doing that conditioner.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
Alright, okay, alright, we got overtime game here. Let's let's
try to concentrate. Okay, all right, Kelly is going to
be me and you for fifteen seconds.
Speaker 10 (32:14):
All right, all right, all right, already, yes, very.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Quick, so let's see what we can do. All right,
start the clock. Now, big city in Italy were the roam.
Speaker 16 (32:26):
If you have if you do not have a job,
you are yes, uh huh, old lady, who they do this? Yes,
uh huh, I'm I'm blank, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
I mean, I'm not gonna do it anymore.
Speaker 10 (32:39):
No, you.
Speaker 8 (32:44):
Say I fish came from I think it's from his face.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
Good work, Kelly. Three on the board of three. All right,
and now Jimmy and Tater. All right, got to sit
down without being electric. C three will force double over
time four will win. Ready go, your kids will see this.
Speaker 11 (33:13):
I have nothing to do.
Speaker 7 (33:14):
I'm you might go to a special blank. It's a
it's a big, big deal. It's a big production. Yes, yes,
when there's a room at the hotel, it's called a
What the sign, sweet?
Speaker 2 (33:29):
Sweet? The sign vacancy.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
Was vacancy, but it was after the buzzer. Kelly and
Jackie looks like an NFL ref. She was chewing on
some good player with Jimmy. You can flat out play
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buddies all Jackie, hook and you can try again, Jimmy,
all right, buddy, thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
That was so much fun.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
We appreciate you man, thank you for listening up here
and winches and give you another shot. But look at you, Kelly.
I'm so excited Evansville. All right, we'll good, We'll get
you hooked up by congratulations. All right, bye, good morning.
Got the Big Show on the radio, and we got
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I would like to give a holiday greeting, okay, first
to Maurice and all of my Democrat friends. Okay, please accept,
with no obligation implied or implicit, my best wishes for
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also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically
uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar
year two thoy thirteen. But not without do you respect
for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions
to society have helped make America great. Not to imply
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that America is necessarily greater than any other country, nor.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
The only America in the Western hemisphere.
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Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age,
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Merry Christmas and happy mean year.
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Thank you, Thanks man. That means a lot to me.
Speaker 15 (37:00):
We've come a long way, you know. Good morning, it's
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Speaker 1 (37:30):
And is I NFL Friday Morning Quarterback Tom Suns and
coming off another great weekend over the Thanksgiving weekend twelve
and four For the season one fifteen and sixty five,
Lock Downashever Washington, Philadelphia tied to Buffalo for the season
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ten at seven and one.
Speaker 14 (37:54):
Good morning again, Tom, Good morning again, John w.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
You putball picking Rascal. See who has the weekend off?
The bye weekend is for Buffalo, Chicago, Las Vegas, Minnesota,
New York Giants, and Baltimore. All right, and here we
go Week thirteen. Start with the early Sunday afternoon games.
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Atlanta Falcons at the New York Jets to Atlanta.
Speaker 14 (38:27):
Seventy's playing well and I will go with the Falcons
on the road.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
Well good. And then we have Arizona Cardinals at the
Pittsburgh Steelers.
Speaker 14 (38:37):
Same with pittsford Man. They figured it out offensively and
they will roll.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
And then the one in ten new coach Carolina Panthers.
But they picked one of the who was it Tom?
They put in their Tepper, special teams coach, special teams coach.
Speaker 14 (38:55):
That's okay, never been a head coach before. Accept it
like that community college.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
I mean, you get off on the good foot. We'll
be down playing the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
Speaker 14 (39:06):
What happens sometimes when you make a change, players respond
and the team plays well. I don't expect that Tampa
Bay is favored by four and a half. They will
win by a touchdown and they are my lock.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
Of the ooh lock first lock on Tampa Bay. And
there we got the Detroit Lines at the New Orleans Saints.
Speaker 14 (39:28):
This gonna be a good game, but I just believe
in the lines. They want a close one on the road.
Speaker 11 (39:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
We got the Indianapolis Coats of the Tennessee Titans.
Speaker 14 (39:38):
Boy, the Titans have not lost at home and they
are a well coached team, but I think Indianapolis takes
them whoop.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
And then the LA Chargers are up in New England,
which is.
Speaker 14 (39:51):
A good place to be if you're visiting football team.
New England is the AFC version of the Panthers, and
the Chargers wall right there.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
The Miami Dolphins at the Washington Commanders.
Speaker 14 (40:04):
Poor Ron rivera man. Washington does not win this one.
Miami cruises two victory.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
There are three late Sunday afternoon games of the Denver
Broncos of the Houston Texans.
Speaker 14 (40:17):
Houston, boy, this one's tough. Denver is on fire, but
I like Houston and the rookie quarterback and in a
good game.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
Now, wow, how about that? All right? Taking the Texas there,
and then we have told you three league games. The
second one is the Cleveland Browns at the La Rams.
Speaker 14 (40:36):
Rams has suddenly figured it out. They are healthy, they
are playing well, and they will win this one with ease.
Oh wow.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
And then we got the San Francisco forty honors of
the Philadelphia Eagles.
Speaker 14 (40:48):
With interesting to the best teams in football. Phillies only
lost one game, and yet at home they are the underdogs.
But I think I like the upset. I think the
Eagles win a really good game taking Eagles.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
And then Sunday Night football the Kansas City Chiefs at
the Green Bay Packers.
Speaker 14 (41:06):
Green baysement hot, but I am not picking against Casey.
Chiefs win a good.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
One, all right. And then on Monday Night Football the
Cincinnati Bengals the Jacksonville Jaguars.
Speaker 14 (41:17):
Jaguars have been good to me this season and they
are gonna roll. They are This one won't be close.
Speaker 1 (41:23):
There it is once again the log of the week,
Tampa Bay Buccaneers beating the Carolina Panthers by more than
four and a half. Catch up, fresh up for the
weekend for Sunday anyway, and checks Tom's picks at the
John Boye Biller Facebook page on The Big Show dot Com. Tom,
thank you so much, buddy, you have a great weekend.
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Everybody there have a great weekend, and thank you and
talk to you next week.
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A puppy in San Antonio, Texas gets rescued from a
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Let me know what you don't need me dateline, San Antonio, Texas.
A crew from the local water utility responded to a
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Now.
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Two of the pupps were rescued fairly easily, but dog
number three had moved so far away from the drain
the crew had to drop a fiber optic camera into
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Man, where y'all going late?
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buy am out of the hour, top of your knees.
Right on the other side of time caps over this
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Speaker 10 (08:19):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
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It is time for Oliver.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Well. Well Well.
Speaker 11 (08:44):
Life used to be so simple when you were a kid.
You were encouraged to live and let live. Nowadays it's
a much different story. Yes, our country is in decline
and political directness has run amok. The moral fabric of
our society has become frayed and threadbare. We've given into
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the persnickety demands of the few. And it seems everyone's
skin is thinner than Obama's resume. And you know what,
I understood every word I said. I've been here too long.
(09:29):
And if you want a perfect example of how drastically
things have changed, just look at the difference between high
school in the fifties and high school in this era
of modern enlightenment. Let me preach on it right, Job,
I didn't understand.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
A word about.
Speaker 11 (09:48):
Jackie goes squirrel hunting before school and then pulls into
the parking lot with her shotgun in the truck's gun rack.
Now in the fifties, the principal notices Jackie's shotgun and
gets he has shotgun to show her Today, the school
goes into lockdown, the FBI is called. Jackie is hauled
off to jail and never sees her truck or gun again.
(10:11):
Counselors help traumatize students and teachers. Jackie falls in love
with a four hundred pounds cell mate, Croatia. In the fifties,
Johnny gives his Muslim friend Ali a Christmas card. Ali
thanks him and they build a snowman. Today, Johnny gives
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his Muslim friend Ali a Christmas card. A nosy teacher
sees this and takes Johnny to the counselor's office. The
police are called and Johnny is charged with a hate crime.
The school board calls a special meeting and arranges a
special prayer room for the Muslim student. All decorations and
references to Christmas are removed. They now celebrate the Winter Festival.
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The other Muslim students behead the Snowman. Billy won't sit
still in class and disrupts other students. In the fifties,
Billy is sent to the principal's office and gets the
paddle hm. He goes back to class and sits still
brother when he gets home, as father tells him he
(11:22):
had it coming today. They put Billy on ridlein and
he becomes a zombie. He's tested for add and the
school gets extra money from the state because of his disability.
Billy later sues the school for an undisclosed six figure sum,
which he squanders On a trip to Occupy Wall Street,
(11:48):
Massie breaks the neighbor's window when her father gives her
a whipping with the belt. In the fifties, Massie is
more careful next time. She grows up normal, goes to college,
and bec comes a successful business woman. These days, Marsi's
father is arrested for child abuse. Marcie is sent to
foster care and joins a gang. The state psychologist determines
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that Marsi was abused, and her father goes to prison.
Her mom shacks up with the psychologists. Oh boy, Randy
falls while running on the playground and scrapes his knee.
He's found crying by his teacher, Nancy, who gives him
a hug. Now in the fifties, in a short time,
Randy feels better and goes back to talking down to
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the other students. Today, Nancy is accused of being a
sexual predator and loses her job. She faces three years
in state prison. Randy undergoes five years of therapy where
he discovers that he's gay. Home, Pedro fails high school English.
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In the fifties, Pedro goes to summer school, passes English,
and goes to college. Today, Pedro's cause is taken up
by the state. The liberal media says teaching English is
a requirement for graduation is racist. The ACLU file suit
against the state and the school system. English is banned
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as the core curriculum. Pedro is given a diploma anyway,
because he cannot speak English.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
He ends up.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Mowing lawns for a living. You get the idea.
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I think it's time to take our country back. But
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I say Obama Biden twenty twelve.
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That I understood.
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John Boy and Billy shut up. Good morning radio. Done right, good.
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How did John Boy have body?
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How was your thanksgiving? You you must have a bunch
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This is the second generation of the Wheeler clan that
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I wish I could.
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I finally asked her if she ever been in the
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she was an excellent cook about that time she took
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the salad out of the microwave. But at least they
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No?
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It's a smoke alarm that shuts off when you say,
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I know some folks I can use something like that.
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Eh.
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I was plumped up.
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New girlfriend.
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Nope, my friend manages a golden crowd.
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No that works.
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Getting?
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How are you man?
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It's just awesome, buddy, And you are still on that
roll twelve and four. Last week for the season one
fifteen and sixty five. Your locks one you had Dallas
beaten Washington by over eleven, one by thirty five, and
then you tied your second locked Philadelphia given Buffalo three.
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They beat Buffalo by three. So for the season ten
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Speaker 2 (20:34):
We like it.
Speaker 14 (20:35):
Well, I like it too. A bank account likes it.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
No, let's switch to something we're not too thrilled about.
That would be our Carolina Panthers.
Speaker 14 (20:47):
The Panthers are the worst team in the league and
they are the worst organization, and they tried to fix
everything by firing their head coach Monday, and the owner,
David Tepper, is not fired ahead coach during the season
since let me check last season, this guy is on
a sixth coach in five and a half years. He
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also owns a soccer team. Two years two coaches, Rent
don't buy. And his record as a owner in football
is thirty and sixty three. And coach he fired, Frank
Reich was having a terrible season for a terrible team
in a terrible organization, and he hired this guy and
he wasn't doing well. But nobody's doing well. And I
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think you gain absolutely nothing by firing a guy this
late in the season and giving a rookie quarterback one
more voice to hear.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
I'm afraid you're right there, buddy. And that press conference
he had to ask about, you know, his football team,
and that's why he just fired the coach and calls
the press conference we thought, you know he's going to
address it was that, Hey, I brought soccer here. I've
brought MESSI here in concerts, y'all don't appreciate anything. Well
the thing of Northern come down here and shows us
X what we can have. I heard he was going
(22:03):
to do a splits you brought.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Here, all right.
Speaker 14 (22:11):
The idea that little old Charlotte had never had a
concert until David Pepper came to town booked him at
a stadium is offensive. And I'm from the north, well Midwest.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
We're not all like that.
Speaker 14 (22:25):
And I just he doesn't know the media, but he
owes fans. He talked fourteen minutes and said essentially nothing.
And what I wanted him to say was, look, I
have failed, and I'm asking you for your patients and
I have absolutely none, and just give me a chance
and I'll be better. And I just I don't want
(22:46):
you to quit. I want you to believe in me,
because we need fans. He said nothing like that. He said,
he took no responsibility, and.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
I thought it was.
Speaker 14 (22:58):
I thought the press conference was as bad as the season.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Yeah, you're right, old that man. What was going on
in Philadelphia and Buffalo during that game? Tom, Well, I've.
Speaker 14 (23:10):
Been to games in Philly and those fans are not
placid or timid, and apparently they, according to a Buffalo player,
was a good rappigu and I'm Scheck Laws and the
guy played at Clemson defensive end. He said that a
fan early in the game, even before the game, was
threatening the players and their families, and they went to
(23:31):
security and asked that they could have this fan removed.
For Philadelphia security. If they removed all they're obnoxious fans,
they would have fewer fans in the stadium than the
Panthers do so no, they let the fans stay and
laws and said, you know, they're threatening my family with
this guy. So he went up to him after the
(23:51):
game and the guy kept talking, so he pushed him
and pushed the fan, and the player may be suspended.
But I would contend you buy a ticket, that doesn't
mean you get to say whatever you want, whenever you want,
to whommever you want. And if you threatening a guy's family,
if that's indeed what he said, I think you should.
(24:12):
Some fans in Philly will consider him a hero. I
would consider him a guy who should be under house arrest.
I don't want him outside.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
His Houseans goodness things, well do you have them? Can
we end on a high note?
Speaker 14 (24:26):
Dom what, Yes we can?
Speaker 2 (24:27):
Yes we can.
Speaker 14 (24:29):
Travis Kelsey who dates somebody famous, don't need to mention whom.
And Jason he plays for Kansas City and Jason he
plays for Philly. But he's a good guy. They released
a song called Fairytale of Philadelphia and this is a
second week out and then is number.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
One on the billboard.
Speaker 14 (24:47):
Uh and it's part of all the money from other
Philadelphia Eagles are going to be on an album that
will be released all the money or go to charity.
My favorite thing about this song, which is not a
bad song, only warm Christmas song that includes the word
you're broni.
Speaker 8 (25:06):
And that's hard to rhyme with.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
No it wasn't so is Travis Kelsey's famous girlfriend doing
any backup singing or anything.
Speaker 14 (25:16):
And she owned the song now, but he suspects the
reason that has just taken off as that there may
be if you Apparently she's very popular. I believe the
sum of her fans just jumped in and bought this.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
It was her boyfriend. He's gotta be great. I'm a
Pau's record buddy. All right, hang on, buddy, We'll get
up with you about thirty minutes and let you pick
every game this weekend, coming off of twelve and four weekend,
looking forward to Thank you oh man. Well, let's play
our wordy word game. Come on one eight hundred Big
Show you told free Line'll get a couple of contestants
(25:51):
play next. Good Morning, that's a big show on the radio,
(26:18):
running through your Friday. Today's feature track from the Big Show,
bit Boxes, go good on that Christmas album you want
to make you one this year? Treverend Billy Ray Collins.
I boy called up a Happy Honda days search for keywords. Ona,
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(26:38):
you can click on the on air contest money can't
get through, We'll call you.
Speaker 10 (26:44):
Let's do it.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
I had to have everybody's head.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
I buy the bed.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
The word any word, don't worth any word. Let's meet
the contestants. We got Kelly from Evansville, Indiana. So let
me say, Kelly, you must meet the baby dog Jackie.
Tell me about putting the on my team.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
See that you're that's right. Don't get there.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Yoh, hey, Kelly, welcome.
Speaker 14 (27:06):
I was hoping.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
I was hoping it wasn't. Jimmy from from Winchester, Virginia's
on the other line in the morning.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Jimmy, good morning.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
All right, y'all, will welcome in here the teams Jimmy,
Tater and Randy, and it'll be Kelly, John Moore and Billy.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Well.
Speaker 8 (27:27):
Kelly, I think is on a speakerphone. Not to try
to help you guys out.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
But if Kelly you on a speakerphone, take care of that. Yeah, good, alright, alright,
So Jimmy, you relax, and me and Kelly gonna go
for the first thirty seconds here, all right, okay, wow,
we're starting now with the toughie here, Kelly, let's see
what we can do. I know, all right, start the
clock now. This is the hard stuff in a state
(27:54):
and you spit it out. Yes, rhymes with it was
she has a whistle, yes, uh huh, alright, rhymes with
it a guided it'll blow off? Yes, all right. This
is a tool in your toolbox. Are you unblank one?
Speaker 2 (28:13):
You turn it?
Speaker 8 (28:15):
Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Phillips are flathead screwdriver, yeah, uh huh.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
All right.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
This is what you use in golf when you're on
the green. That's all right, Kelly. You put a four
on the board. Very good.
Speaker 8 (28:31):
I love that was shnizzle.
Speaker 4 (28:37):
She nailed all of them.
Speaker 15 (28:38):
As you said, on the green.
Speaker 4 (28:40):
And you guys like gang up.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Did well. All right, So Jimmy and Tater are gonna
go for their round one, all right, Jimmy, you ready
absolutely and go.
Speaker 7 (28:53):
You use this club just to go a short distance
to the whole.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
Yes.
Speaker 7 (28:57):
You might put your groceries in the back of your car,
in this thing where your tire is. Yes, these are
the letters of the what alphabet. You might give a
single burger or you might get a what yes, pizza blank,
it's a very popular pizza place. Pizza yep, and oranges
(29:22):
come this way. It's also your belly button.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
Oh yeah, alright, yeah. A six on the board for
Jimmy and taking a lead by two.
Speaker 9 (29:37):
All right, you know it's Potter from Well all right,
Kelly's come on, Kelly.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
This is the way we're gonna do it, all right,
Kelly and Billy brand new word ready go. A tornado
is a type of natural what disaster.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
It's not stale. This milk is absolutely what.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 5 (30:03):
This is the thing that shows the movie in the
movie theater.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
It puts it on the screen. Yes, when you go
get your money back to the store, they give you
a what.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Yep.
Speaker 5 (30:14):
You add insult to this and it makes it even worse.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
A minor when you get hurt just a little bit.
Speaker 11 (30:22):
You have a minor.
Speaker 8 (30:24):
No good clues, Billy.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
I try to get too poetic there or on the
four A total of eight for Kelly. So Jimmy and
Randy two will tie, three will win. Oh cold we
can do is hope for a Randy melt No, okay,
all right, Jimmy and randy ready.
Speaker 8 (30:44):
Go, so a type of attorney. He's a personal blank
attorney injury.
Speaker 9 (30:49):
So this is a little piece of It's not candy,
but if you've gotta you might pop one of these. Yeah,
but a less formal name for it. Let's do it
one word at a time.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
What's this?
Speaker 9 (31:04):
There you go, so you might go to the It
ain't over at this thing until the fat lady sings.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Not over yep, yeah, it's they all sing their opera.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
It was too light.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
Yeah, that means we.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Go two over time.
Speaker 8 (31:26):
You won't even make eye contact with me.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
Now, all right, all right, now y'all explain there is
only a fifteen second over time. We'll say we can
do it right here, right, got shocked again. There's been
having about with static electricity. You have to see it
to believe. She's so over accents sung by book, the
(31:54):
way her hair LODs, you look like you got her
hand on one in balls.
Speaker 8 (32:00):
Everything is doing that conditioner.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
Alright, okay, alright, we got overtime game here. Let's let's
try to concentrate. Okay, all right, Kelly is going to
be me and you for fifteen seconds.
Speaker 10 (32:14):
All right, all right, all right, already, yes, very.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Quick, so let's see what we can do. All right,
start the clock. Now, big city in Italy were the roam.
Speaker 16 (32:26):
If you have if you do not have a job,
you are yes, uh huh, old lady, who they do this? Yes,
uh huh, I'm I'm blank, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
I mean, I'm not gonna do it anymore.
Speaker 10 (32:39):
No, you.
Speaker 8 (32:44):
Say I fish came from I think it's from his face.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
Good work, Kelly. Three on the board of three. All right,
and now Jimmy and Tater. All right, got to sit
down without being electric. C three will force double over
time four will win. Ready go, your kids will see this.
Speaker 11 (33:13):
I have nothing to do.
Speaker 7 (33:14):
I'm you might go to a special blank. It's a
it's a big, big deal. It's a big production. Yes, yes,
when there's a room at the hotel, it's called a
What the sign, sweet?
Speaker 2 (33:29):
Sweet? The sign vacancy.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
Was vacancy, but it was after the buzzer. Kelly and
Jackie looks like an NFL ref. She was chewing on
some good player with Jimmy. You can flat out play
(33:55):
buddies all Jackie, hook and you can try again, Jimmy,
all right, buddy, thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
That was so much fun.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
We appreciate you man, thank you for listening up here
and winches and give you another shot. But look at you, Kelly.
I'm so excited Evansville. All right, we'll good, We'll get
you hooked up by congratulations. All right, bye, good morning.
Got the Big Show on the radio, and we got
(34:24):
our requested bit of the morning and Taylor has pulled
it off right now. We'll see who it is and
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his break. Good morning. It's a big short radio requested
(35:01):
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the Facebook page, Shoo's email anybody but me at the
Big Show dot com. Ellen Wilton not a Stanley, North
Carolina loves here some mister rubarbgo thank you.
Speaker 17 (35:21):
I would like to give a holiday greeting, okay, first
to Maurice and all of my Democrat friends. Okay, please accept,
with no obligation implied or implicit, my best wishes for
environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stressed, non addictive, general neutral
(35:42):
celebration of the Winter Solstice holiday practice within the most
enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice are
secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious,
secular persuasion and or traditions of others, or their choice
not to practice religious are secular traditions at all. I
(36:05):
also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically
uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar
year two thoy thirteen. But not without do you respect
for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions
to society have helped make America great. Not to imply
(36:29):
that America is necessarily greater than any other country, nor.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
The only America in the Western hemisphere.
Speaker 17 (36:36):
Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age,
physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the wishy
of the what wishy wish. And to all my Republican friends,
Merry Christmas and happy mean year.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
Thank you, Thanks man. That means a lot to me.
Speaker 15 (37:00):
We've come a long way, you know. Good morning, it's
(37:28):
a big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
And is I NFL Friday Morning Quarterback Tom Suns and
coming off another great weekend over the Thanksgiving weekend twelve
and four For the season one fifteen and sixty five,
Lock Downashever Washington, Philadelphia tied to Buffalo for the season
(37:52):
ten at seven and one.
Speaker 14 (37:54):
Good morning again, Tom, Good morning again, John w.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
You putball picking Rascal. See who has the weekend off?
The bye weekend is for Buffalo, Chicago, Las Vegas, Minnesota,
New York Giants, and Baltimore. All right, and here we
go Week thirteen. Start with the early Sunday afternoon games.
(38:22):
Atlanta Falcons at the New York Jets to Atlanta.
Speaker 14 (38:27):
Seventy's playing well and I will go with the Falcons
on the road.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
Well good. And then we have Arizona Cardinals at the
Pittsburgh Steelers.
Speaker 14 (38:37):
Same with pittsford Man. They figured it out offensively and
they will roll.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
And then the one in ten new coach Carolina Panthers.
But they picked one of the who was it Tom?
They put in their Tepper, special teams coach, special teams coach.
Speaker 14 (38:55):
That's okay, never been a head coach before. Accept it
like that community college.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
I mean, you get off on the good foot. We'll
be down playing the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
Speaker 14 (39:06):
What happens sometimes when you make a change, players respond
and the team plays well. I don't expect that Tampa
Bay is favored by four and a half. They will
win by a touchdown and they are my lock.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
Of the ooh lock first lock on Tampa Bay. And
there we got the Detroit Lines at the New Orleans Saints.
Speaker 14 (39:28):
This gonna be a good game, but I just believe
in the lines. They want a close one on the road.
Speaker 11 (39:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
We got the Indianapolis Coats of the Tennessee Titans.
Speaker 14 (39:38):
Boy, the Titans have not lost at home and they
are a well coached team, but I think Indianapolis takes
them whoop.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
And then the LA Chargers are up in New England,
which is.
Speaker 14 (39:51):
A good place to be if you're visiting football team.
New England is the AFC version of the Panthers, and
the Chargers wall right there.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
The Miami Dolphins at the Washington Commanders.
Speaker 14 (40:04):
Poor Ron rivera man. Washington does not win this one.
Miami cruises two victory.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
There are three late Sunday afternoon games of the Denver
Broncos of the Houston Texans.
Speaker 14 (40:17):
Houston, boy, this one's tough. Denver is on fire, but
I like Houston and the rookie quarterback and in a
good game.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
Now, wow, how about that? All right? Taking the Texas there,
and then we have told you three league games. The
second one is the Cleveland Browns at the La Rams.
Speaker 14 (40:36):
Rams has suddenly figured it out. They are healthy, they
are playing well, and they will win this one with ease.
Oh wow.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
And then we got the San Francisco forty honors of
the Philadelphia Eagles.
Speaker 14 (40:48):
With interesting to the best teams in football. Phillies only
lost one game, and yet at home they are the underdogs.
But I think I like the upset. I think the
Eagles win a really good game taking Eagles.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
And then Sunday Night football the Kansas City Chiefs at
the Green Bay Packers.
Speaker 14 (41:06):
Green baysement hot, but I am not picking against Casey.
Chiefs win a good.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
One, all right. And then on Monday Night Football the
Cincinnati Bengals the Jacksonville Jaguars.
Speaker 14 (41:17):
Jaguars have been good to me this season and they
are gonna roll. They are This one won't be close.
Speaker 1 (41:23):
There it is once again the log of the week,
Tampa Bay Buccaneers beating the Carolina Panthers by more than
four and a half. Catch up, fresh up for the
weekend for Sunday anyway, and checks Tom's picks at the
John Boye Biller Facebook page on The Big Show dot Com. Tom,
thank you so much, buddy, you have a great weekend.
Speaker 14 (41:42):
Everybody there have a great weekend, and thank you and
talk to you next week.
Speaker 1 (41:46):
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