August 16, 2024 • 38 mins
Friday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, TGIF!.. - JD’s 24-Hour Stores are geared up for back to school.. - It’s Randy’s birthday so it’s roasting time! - first up his Chipmunk story.. - then a verbal battle with British Comedian Scott Angrave.. - We’ll jump into the playhouse for a new script called “Animal Control”.. - We’ll talk sports with Tom Sorenson.. - and we’ll finish up with how romantic Randy is..
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Speaker 1 (00:24):
Good morning. That's a big show on the radio for
your Friday. Damn oh. The feature track for the big
show bit Box. On Randy's birthday, they're roasting him for
being a romantic. You had the Big Box and search
for keyword romantic. Find it right therese brought you by
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Lown Tiger's motorcycle lawyership.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Try right now, we are big show people to blame.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
I got.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
That's made our contestants from Fort McCoy, Florida. Good morning, Debbie,
Good morning.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
I'm a first time caller and player.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
All right, Debbie.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
That's my sister's name, Debby. Always love me. Some Debbies
to move for you? All right, Babby, you know what
we're gonna do. We're gonna ask Tater some questions. You
agree or disagree, get two bells for two buzzers and
you will win. No, right, okay? So well, what color
is your hair? Debbie? Brown? Brown? Okay, we got brown.
(01:36):
What's the sexual word for brown?
Speaker 5 (01:39):
Brunette?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Brunette?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Yeah, all right, all right, well let's do it.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Then it's just Debbie down for mccorner turn. All right,
all right, baby, I'm good. Well, according to Dolly Parton,
of course, We've been lucky enough to spend some time
with Dolly over the years. And well, is it realistic
for a woman to think she can remain sexy throughout
her entire life? This is according to Dolly?
Speaker 5 (02:13):
Maybe, but who wants to work that hard? According to Dolly?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Yes, yes, according to Dolly, yes it is possible. So Debbie,
agree or disagree? Agree? That's it? Yeah? Be weird? Oh no,
I just well lost it a long time.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
She's like this this look now I came up. You
can tell.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Remember we were looking at it when she dressed up
like a Dallas cowboy cheerleader last year. Wow, she said. Yes.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
She says being sexy is a state of mind. By
the way, that is Dolly's reasoning.
Speaker 5 (02:54):
Her personality helps a lot.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
And uh so, Debbie, there's one bell, get one more
and you've got dismount out and pickles prize packed take,
according to an According to an interview in People magazine,
Chare said she used to practice doing something in case
she became famous. What did she practice doing.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
Leaving her husband?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
She's done that a few times, she didn't.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Sony walked on out?
Speaker 6 (03:24):
Ye?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Was that? After the sonnya share shore? Oh yeah, yeah, okay, goodness.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
She practiced posing for pictures.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
So share practiced hosting for pictures. But Tedder said, Debbie,
do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 7 (03:42):
I agree?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
You agree? You don't sound like.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Signing her autograph? Signing her auto around?
Speaker 7 (03:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Didn't you all ever practice that? You ever practice signed
your autogram?
Speaker 7 (03:57):
Mars?
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (03:59):
I practice?
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Did you that was practice?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Eight seven three four eight three four seven? Well, I'm
thinking my numbers writer don't come out John boys. All right,
So here we go. One more question to win it
or lose it?
Speaker 5 (04:20):
Yes, sir?
Speaker 1 (04:21):
How many husbands has Kim Kardashian had so far? Now?
Speaker 5 (04:26):
Are you talking about her own husband all too soon?
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Yeah? Yes, her own husband was like actually married.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
Married three times.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Three times, says Tater of tater Tainment News. Debbie, agree
or disagree? Tater of tater Tainment News. Part of her
job description keeping up with the Kardashians.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
He would really know the answer.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
This is one my entertainment.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
Doesn't believe me.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
So okay, alright, here it is agree or disagree with three?
I disagree. Bless your heart, you just can't gone on.
I've done well, Debbie? Do you really think you deserve
a consolation prize? Back. You do, we'll get you.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Okay, well we will hook you up with one baby.
We appreciate you playing with us.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Thank you so much. All right. Oh well, let me
just tell you about Kim Kardashian three husbands. First husband
was music producer Damon Thomas. That was two thousand to
two thousand and three. Second husband was NBA player Chris Humphries.
That lasted seventy two days. Well maybe that's why, Debbie.
Speaker 8 (05:52):
They say that one was more like a publicity stunt
for her new fragrance called engaged or married or something.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Is that right, Chris Harbert? Is he the one that
went and hung out of the Mustang range for about
two months?
Speaker 5 (06:06):
No, that was a Chloe's her.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
That was the other car down. Yeah. And the third
husband rapper Kanye West, And that lasted from twenty fourteen
to twenty twenty two.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
So that's a kids with him.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Most ratios. I had the kids with that. Daddy's Parmo
says she's still not impressed and doesn't believe you. Good
job time, Cab. On the other side of this report.
Speaker 9 (07:05):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 10 (07:20):
Hey Pack the horse with files up, Holly, Holly, half
a kid, Dave problem Way three pad of forehead, or
tried the smoke and rubber cigar cigar and at.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
The hotel Charla fell down.
Speaker 10 (07:33):
David Copperville, You know sometimes I just wish i'd shut up. Yeah, yeah,
I always say, boys, goober here for the Christmas story. Today,
I will tell you the story about how the little
angel got on top of that Christmas tree. You know
that's that, that's your tradition, tradition on the top thing.
Hal I'll tell you today.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
How that happened. Okay, all right, so here I go
telling you.
Speaker 11 (08:01):
Just do it.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
I'm gonna get to it.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
Well.
Speaker 10 (08:05):
Santa Claus was out what died at the North Pole
barred grills and buddies of his always shooting some pool,
hang out there eating fried pork rides and come home
kind the lay missus Claus just waiting right there with
a rolling pin in hand, all just jumped all over him,
chewed him another.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (08:21):
Yeah, he was ill. He feel too good. He went
on to bed, and then next morning he woke up.
Old Santa Claus felt rough and he had to walk
down to the bar check on the raid dere's a
dasher dancer in Pratcer.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Oh.
Speaker 10 (08:33):
They'd been dancing the night before and the pratser pulled
his leg out. Well, I pulled it out, broke his anchor.
What about the angel?
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Here was it?
Speaker 10 (08:41):
I do I get to that job? Okay, I'm getting there.
Don't don't throw my tie it off.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
I wouldn't want to do that.
Speaker 10 (08:46):
When his leg was broke, Santa Claus was ill. All
he had to patch it up. It was raided deer
poop all over at place. The raid deer said they
might be die, said they can fly, but they still
go poop. Go, go, go, come going. I'm getting there, okay.
So leaves there and he goes up by the workshop
of ALFs. Oh, they just a part of having a
good time.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Ain't do it? A liquor work.
Speaker 10 (09:04):
Got liquor bottles laying all over the place, kind of
like a seed from Rudolph the Red deck brain dealer. Yeah,
what chef, I saw ten four tenfold Okay, go.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Go, come on, he's easy.
Speaker 10 (09:17):
I'm getting that okay. He Sada leaves the workshop and
he goes back up to the house. He gets in
his office there and all the folds reaged. He's got
paperwork piled up, you know, sad class. He writes down
everything kids called on at seven six he really does
keep up with that.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Go go just please, just get to it. I'm going,
I'm going. Okay, he was piled under when paper worked on.
His head was hurting about that time.
Speaker 10 (09:38):
The door opens, he's got four lines on hole and
the little angel sticks his head at the door in
his office and says, Sanna, what you want me to
do with that Christmas tree?
Speaker 1 (09:49):
And that's how he sets on top of that Christmas tree?
Thank you very much?
Speaker 10 (09:55):
What that worth it?
Speaker 11 (09:56):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (09:56):
Yeah, it ain't you glad that you don't have to.
Speaker 8 (09:58):
Hear this joke?
Speaker 1 (09:58):
But what's every year? Yes, ain't you glad? I'll get
down he yes, we'll see all right, John.
Speaker 8 (10:05):
Boy and Billy, where do you think you're gonna put
a tree?
Speaker 1 (10:08):
That big.
Speaker 9 (10:10):
R over?
Speaker 1 (10:11):
And I'll show you. Good Morning radio done right? Good
(10:40):
morning is a big show a right here, No good.
He's run out of now saving time Friday Morning Sports Guru,
Tom Sore and Son, he's up in twenty minutes. Well,
it's always a big three or four is when our
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next guests stops by. He is a true living legend
of the silver screen. Please welcome back, sir, Alan Swan.
Speaker 12 (11:09):
Keep going, lad, dry Lad can't be more than fifty
miles away.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
Rest if you must, but for the love.
Speaker 8 (11:17):
Of God, Kate swimming, mister Swan, What deviltry is this?
Speaker 4 (11:22):
This boy speaks? What are you possessed by?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Speak?
Speaker 13 (11:26):
Have you?
Speaker 9 (11:28):
Is me?
Speaker 1 (11:28):
John Boy?
Speaker 4 (11:29):
Good heavens? John Boy? What are you doing in the ocean?
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Sir? You're on the big show?
Speaker 4 (11:36):
Ah, so I am.
Speaker 12 (11:38):
I must have flashed back to my time filming Pirate
Treasure of the Dry tortugas well.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
You did a lot of those types of swashbuckling movies,
you know. Or Are you comfortable in the water.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
As long as I don't have to drink it? Yes?
Have you seen what fish doing it? Ne'st this stuff? Yes,
I'm quite a good swimmer, do it daily.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Well where did you learn to swim the water?
Speaker 12 (12:03):
My father would throw me into the local lake. It
wasn't an easy task to learn that way. The harness
part was getting out of the sack. Well, that's called
the hard ways, indeed. But once I was well versed
in the aquatic arts, I couldn't get enough. I'd beg
my mother to let me swim in the ocean. She
would decline, the sea's too rough. There's a ripped tide
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and a dangerous offshore current, and the water is infested
with sharks and jellyfish. I said, but mother, you'll let
father swim in the ocean. She said, yes, but he
has better insurance than you.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Kind of payback for the whole sack thing.
Speaker 12 (12:40):
Indeed, swimming has been very good to me. In fact,
swimming is where I met my third wife, Beryl.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
You see, have you got a minute?
Speaker 7 (12:49):
You see?
Speaker 12 (12:50):
I was dating triplets. This was back when I was
at my peak stamina. They were all vying for my affections.
So I proposed a challenge. They would race across the
English Channel in a breaststroke competition. The winner would be
my bride. I had my heart set on the blonde.
The race began and I took a boat to the
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shore in France. A few hours later, Beryl the Brunette
came ashore my future wife. Shortly thereafter, Margaret the redhead
strode from the Serf Stella. The Blonde was missing. We
stood vigil many hours, and finally, just as the sun
was setting and we were about to give up hope.
Stella appeared exhausted. I ran to her as she still
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held my heart. Stella, my love, I am to wed Beryl.
You told me you were proficient in the breast stroke,
she replied, gasping for breath. I am, but I think
those other two were using their arms.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Oh, Marcy might want to look into something.
Speaker 12 (13:55):
You read my mind now, if you'll excuse me, the
fair tater, I off to enjoy your day of water.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Sport going swimming. No ladies and gentlemen, Sir Alan Swan,
the world's greatest doctor. I'm not a damn your.
Speaker 4 (14:12):
Ia movie stuff.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Good morning, the big shows on the radio, hangout all right,
listen to you, morg it's time to button your yap.
Speaker 12 (14:23):
Say, I'm trying to listen to these two clowns, John
Boy and Belly on the Big Show.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
Yeah, the Big Show. It's big, say bigger than big.
It's enormous. Hey he's adorable.
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need some stuff here in the second but we have
got Tom Sorenson listen interrupt is vacation and beautiful Holden Beach,
North Carolina. I love Tom said, greetings, says, I do
love this place quiet except for our twenty month old
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only got lost walking the beach once. Another old guy
helped me find the house. So working together, he go,
Suir Tom, good.
Speaker 7 (17:19):
Morning, buddy, man, how are you guys doing alsome?
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Alright? The regular twenty twenty four NFL season begins. You're
counted down, force Tom? How many days? Two days? All right? Man?
So let me see. So this weekend coming up will
be the second full preseason weekend.
Speaker 7 (17:42):
Right, and then one more week of riff raff and
then we get the real thing. And I think what
makes it so coolest season is you also and you
have the Thursday game, you have the Sunday games, you
have the Monday game, but you also have Friday games.
And they haven't had one of those four years.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Wow.
Speaker 7 (18:02):
So it's just cool to have a bonus game before
the season starts.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
So the Friday night game will be tonight.
Speaker 7 (18:11):
Oh no, no, no Friday night game.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
This is a season opener for the regular season.
Speaker 7 (18:16):
Yeah, yeah, you'll have the Thursday night game.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Okay, Thursday Friday? Is it gonna be one on Saturday
to the first weekend. I'll just get a sividul. Don't
ask the sports guy. I'm tagging up jobs to get
it in my head.
Speaker 7 (18:34):
We got September fifth, we got September sixth, we have okay,
uh yeah, we had all we have. We have Thursday,
we have Friday, we have Sunday, we have Monday, and
we're gonna have to get through that one day with.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
M Saturday the super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
But back metal, we'll get us up with college football
action because yeah, so we're juggling our football ex words
here and uh hey, what about Hard Knocks. I hadn't
watched the most recent episode. Yeah, have you seen it? Tom?
Speaker 7 (19:08):
Yeah, it is a tough way to make a living.
One of the Chicago Bears, he's kind of had it,
has this sad looking face, and a teammate told him
he looked like e or the sad donkey from Winnie
the Pool out and he said, no, man, it's just
how my face is. Another guy, the coach told a
running back that he ran like he was wearing a diaper.
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And the last one and the worst one by fire is.
Two of the players talked about how much they liked
watching Love Island.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
I Love Island. Okay, Oh man. I know some teams
that were evaluated for their worth came out this week.
I know here in the Carolina Panthers was say temper
like doubled his investment. I like, the Panthers won two
games last year. The worth't like five billion or something?
Is that right, Tom?
Speaker 7 (19:58):
Yeah, you cannot money if you own an NFL team
because they're on the NFL network, which is really lucrative,
and they get a piece of the NFL contract TV
contract with which is huge. And yeah, you had the
Panthers worth what they're worth, and then you had the Cowboys,
the first team ever they're worth more than ten billion.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Dollars bill.
Speaker 7 (20:22):
And think how much they'd be worth if they want
a postseason game. They don't want to since nineteen ninety six.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
As wow, But uh, the owners own the NFL network.
I did not know that.
Speaker 7 (20:36):
Yeah, and it's profitable. So when they televised the draft
and the network, when they televised games, it's theirs exclusively,
and they had no idea it would be so lucrative.
But I'm not good with money. And if I owned
an NFL team, I would turn in the mayor. I'd
be living down here.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
That's so, And Tom, I want to ask you about
I'm asking all the sports guys here the big show, Hanson,
and then with pac who deserved the the MVP for
the men's USA basketball team, Steph or Lebron.
Speaker 7 (21:11):
Boy, that is tough. That is tough. For the first part,
it was easily Lebron, but when they were down by
seventeen to Serbia, it was Steph. And when they were
playing the tight game with France, it was Steff and
Lebron's credit, Kurk gave him the ball and he said, man,
I'm not worthy to get it back to Steph. So
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because in their two really key games US one, I
would go with Steph Curry.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
And that is something man. Yes, Steph did that. He
put it away. France would have Big Old seven four
Winnie Yamba, and then of course you had the joker
on Serbia. Man, they made some games out of it.
I don't know how much long are we gonna rule.
Speaker 7 (21:55):
I think for long.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
I mean so not gonna worry about it.
Speaker 7 (22:00):
We cannot you cannot come up with the kind of
talent that the US has. And the French announcers said,
the devil Curry is hurting us.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
The devil Curry. That's another nickname, Jackie. Do you like
that better than Pecker from California.
Speaker 5 (22:17):
I'm sorry, peck her from California.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Win Tom, good stuff, Buddy. Well, let's enjoy another preseason weekend.
As we get closer and closer, we'll catch up with
you next week. Buddy, have fun down at the coast.
Speaker 7 (22:33):
I think you got us very much, and have a
great weekend.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
All right, buddy, Well, let's get us a couple of
contestants and play our wordy word game one eight hundred.
Big Show you told Free Line. We'll do it next.
Speaker 7 (23:10):
You morning.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Big Show's on the radio, running through your Friday, August
is sixteenth. Today's feature tracking the Big Show, Big Box
roasting Randy for being a romantic and on his birthday,
dude's gonna get to see him naked later today and
saying this, sorry, it was just shut up for the
(23:32):
scream man the floor out.
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Speaker 10 (24:00):
I went everybody's head about the bed, the.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Word, the worthy word. Lets meet the contestants. We got
Bruce from Morristown, Tennessee. Good morning, Bruce, Good morning, Craze,
morning but Eve hen. We got Scott from bar Told, Georgia.
Good morning, Scott Boy. Hey, we're all good. All right
Er Bruce in Tennessee. Scott and Georgia holdo sec match
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over her own worthy word. Alright, okay, Scott and Taylor
on one team, John Boy and Bruce on the others.
Just Scott, you relax, Me and Bruce gonna go three
Old Bruce, Are you ready?
Speaker 7 (24:44):
I hope?
Speaker 1 (24:45):
So all right, let's see what we can do.
Speaker 9 (24:48):
Well.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
I gotta catch you new shirt. Hey the other way
now we're ready. Okay, starting to clock now, don't forget
to water your house. What the flowers inside flowers. Yes,
uh huh rhymes with it? A fire blank will sting
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you in the ant? Yes, rhymes with it, Hugh blank
movie star. Also you listens, yes, yes, uh huh rhymes
with it. A dog does this when he breathes heavy. Yeah,
did that sound like peril?
Speaker 5 (25:32):
You sound like the dirty old guy.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Like you need an we'll good work. Bro's put a
four on the board. Okay, now, Scott and tainter for
there around one? Are you ready? Scott? That's okay?
Speaker 6 (25:50):
And go at nighttime when you're asleep. It's it's not
a nightmare, it's just a regular what yes rhymes with it?
Speaker 5 (25:59):
You know it doesn't doesn't No.
Speaker 6 (26:00):
Running you have Do you want this or do you
want that? You have to make a blank toy? Yes,
an email? When you reply back you are doing what?
Please blank to my email? No, please blank to my question.
I need you to blank to my letter. No.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
No, that's a little toffy right there?
Speaker 1 (26:26):
All right, so quick guessing there's a buzzer said it
after the buzzer, Oh, did respond respond?
Speaker 9 (26:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:34):
It was respond Scott. But after the bluzzer put a
two on the board, Bruce a leading four to two.
Still anybody's game unless we can put it out of
retry here, Bruce, are you ready?
Speaker 9 (26:46):
Let's do it?
Speaker 1 (26:46):
Okay, start the clock now? Oh, greet everyone with a
nice this across your face? How about a smile? Yes?
Speaker 9 (26:55):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (26:56):
The ball game? Oh you want to stop the clock?
Call a time? Uh huh. There's a scuba blank under
the water, a scuba uh huh uh ma and Paul
blank the pot calling the blank blid? Yeah, the metal metal,
not the gold but the silver. Uh huh? The congratulations?
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What happened?
Speaker 8 (27:23):
You've shortened your response now it's just yeah, is that right?
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Good?
Speaker 9 (27:28):
Good?
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Remember to listen to myself yesterday to okay there, well,
good work, Bruise. Put a five on the board a
total of nine, so Scott and Tater seven will tie
in force over time. You've done it before, Tatter, Can
you and Scott do it right now? Scott? Are you ready? Okay?
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And go?
Speaker 4 (27:53):
Hey?
Speaker 6 (27:53):
Uh this isn't working. Are you sure you have it
blanked into the wall Again's blank? It was a TV show?
Speaker 12 (28:02):
Yep.
Speaker 5 (28:03):
This means this means three. It's a it's a three play,
it's a what not a double? But a yep.
Speaker 6 (28:12):
During a test, they might give you blank credit if
you answer a question. Yeah, not under, but the opposite.
Speaker 5 (28:21):
Oh, this is when something's marked down.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
It's a five on a two of seven. Bruce wins nine.
Good seven.
Speaker 5 (28:32):
We'll come back, Buddy Year.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
It's a good run, good run out of scott and
you can try aga in anytime. Buddy, appreciate you down
there and Bartoe this morning. Thanks guys. Got it Buddy
and bros. Your prize back. Head over to Marstown. Good game.
I'm a first time caller, begging the most of it. Yeah,
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good morning, Big show on the radio. Time for they bit.
Request for our Friday, August sixteenth, Henry Collins out of
Myrtle Beat South Carolina's as guys, please play a revn
goog You got it, Henry coming up next. Good morning,
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an it's a big Shaw on the radio. Requested a
bit for Friday morning from Henry Collins. A beautiful Myrtle
Beat South Carolina. Go on. That's all that's all for
the good.
Speaker 11 (29:49):
Money that jobs Billy Randy property rafo foo Hey, Jackie,
good as usual. Is it hot in here or is
it just your I'm asleep since sa hair Well, summertime
has finally come it's vacation season, a lot of people
missing Sunday morning service because they out of town, which means,
of course, a lot of sermons on tithing for the
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people that remain at the.
Speaker 5 (30:12):
Blessed Whole Baptist Church.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
And I got to think little.
Speaker 11 (30:14):
Todd Jackson from the upper elementary Sunday School class. He
gave me a wonderful illustration for last Sunday sermon. Here
it is a one dollar bill and a hundred dollar
bill ran into each other on the street one day.
The one dollar bill says, hey, I ain't seen you
right here much.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
Let me where you being.
Speaker 11 (30:29):
The one hundred dollar bill says, well, I.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Be kind of busy. I went over to the mall
the other day.
Speaker 11 (30:34):
Then I went to a baseball game, took a trip
out to Las Vegas, then went down to Bahamas on
a cruise.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
I've been kind of busy this summer. What you've been doing?
Speaker 11 (30:43):
And the one dollar bill says, oh, you know, same
old thing.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Church, church, church, church.
Speaker 11 (30:48):
I bet not so hard on what the Bible calls unrighteous, mammon,
But I've tried to encourage you people on a one
to one basis in the congregation and Unfortunately.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
It ain't happening. I'm happening to be there.
Speaker 11 (30:59):
For example, Oh there the old cuckoo Johnson dones the food.
Jeannie kind of button on him. I said, Cuckoo, I
just want to remind you giving this down at the church,
every little bit helps. Cuckoo says, we'll rap. I'd like
to help you out, but some of the monthly payments
are putting a hurt on me right now. I said, well,
I'm glad to hear you keeping up with your debts,
but don't forget you also got a debt that you
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owe to the Lord. And Cucko says, yeah, I know,
but he ain't pushing me like these other girls speaking
a past dude notices from the Lord ladies and jumping Yeah,
he's gooling.
Speaker 10 (31:29):
Hey, everybody tear today, Joe Bob Beney, right, dad jacket,
right thing, righting off full. I got some goodness for y'all,
some good I start off. Three drunk guys come stubbling
down the street about two o'clock in the boarding. Hey
walk up to a front yard of the house. They
start hollering, Hey, wake up and die, we need help.
The woman sticks her head out the weddness says, what
are you idiots? Won't one of the drugs says, are
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you missus Jackson? wOBA says yeah, what drug says Will
you come down here and pick out which one of
us is mister Jackson so the rest of us can
go home. It's drunk guy walks into a bar. If
you keep it scoring home, we're at four drunk guys
so far. Drunk guy walks this these A woman sitting
there walks up. Kissers are right old of mouth. Wobban
balls up her fist. Wats a drunk guy right in
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the head. He says, sorry, May you look just like
my wife? wOBA says, get away from me a steak
and slobbery and drunk. The guy says, wow, you even
sound just like my wife.
Speaker 9 (32:23):
Oh.
Speaker 10 (32:24):
Bars Feller went to the use of a natural history
in New York City wanted to see some dinosaur skeletons.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
He walked in. There's a big old t rex skeleton.
He goes over.
Speaker 10 (32:32):
Security guard says, man, that's yours, a maid looking critter.
How old are bowls anyway? Guard says they're fifty biggin
and three years old. Ben says, well, that's my the accurate.
How you know they're exactly that old. The guard says, well,
this scientist was here one time told me they was
fifty billion years old, and that was three years ago.
Speaker 4 (32:52):
Hey, god, hold well, go down here.
Speaker 11 (32:54):
That's going dre.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
Good morning. Got a big show on the radio for
a few more minutes. What a week we've had this week. Man,
it was fun catching up with Keller yesterday too. Wonder Yeah,
he looked pretty good man. Yeah, man, I have not
seen him since his heart attack before the pandemic. He's right, man,
stuff all right, and of course say happy birthday The
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Big Show. Executive producer and general manager rend de Brazil's
sixty three years old today, Marilyn Monroe, mister president Rmans No,
but from my heart and our featured track for The
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Big Show bit box this morning on your birthday? What
are going to? It is Randy our general manager early
this morning. No it no, no, Randy, you would like
stuff like this. Yeah, y'all may listen to the show
for a while. You know the history of Randy of
being the perfect husband with a rose a week to
his wife for like, hew, many years has it has
it been? You've been been married now? I don't know
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if it seems like a hundred okay.
Speaker 3 (34:34):
Good even, Never start wearing on your pa. No man
can keep that up. Oh yeah, I do keep it up.
Nineteen eighty five, nineteen eighty five. I was married in
nineteen eighty five. You were there, you did the hokey pokey.
I don't remember the year good times.
Speaker 15 (34:51):
I don't know that I've ever asked you, John boy,
how did you propose?
Speaker 1 (34:55):
I can't remember. You won't know.
Speaker 3 (34:59):
I'm sure is.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Coming something swall a. Oh, I'm just gonna have to
call and ask his wife. He remembers, Yeah, I'm trying to.
You know, I always took it for granted, because you know,
started dating her in high school and then college and
then and then was always.
Speaker 16 (35:17):
He just took her for granted, granted because she depletes him.
John says he's got you in his hip pocket. He says,
there's a lot of things he worried about, but you ain't.
Everything's Mayberry's a lot of times I'm worried about losing her.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
Well, they looked great together, that's great. And then Randy
with presents. There's always something very special, elaborate, sappy, creepy, depending.
Speaker 17 (35:55):
Yeah, the nerve of me loving my wife and all yeah,
I mean love it. It's more like you're abusing her.
All right, blindfold pack something. I can't tell you where
we're going to be kidnapped me.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
Like it's like nine and a half weeks.
Speaker 13 (36:11):
Make you rock, you know when you put it that way?
This blindfolded his wife took on.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
A broad blindfolder like for a present, and say, all right,
there's two suitcases that I've packed for you. You know,
pick one, and then you know you even make it.
You say it creepy.
Speaker 4 (36:32):
It is creepy.
Speaker 5 (36:34):
You make it sound like Saul where she wakes up
change or radio.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
I'm not telling you where we're going. I will blindfold you.
Speaker 4 (36:41):
You want to go on, make you have to cut
your foot off.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
Back one bag.
Speaker 15 (36:46):
Quite blindfold her, But I did wake her up on
her birthday one year and tell her to get dressed.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
I'm dressed like this.
Speaker 15 (36:52):
We're gonna be gone for four days.
Speaker 9 (36:54):
Here we go.
Speaker 15 (36:54):
And she said where are we going? And I won't
tell her And get her on the airplane and I
cover up her ears when the pilot's making the announcement.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Hide her eyes when we walk into one is morning
just dumb.
Speaker 15 (37:10):
We had landed in that particular the case, we'd landed
in New York at that time. She'd never been to
New York City, always wanted to go to New York.
Went to a Broadway play and had dinner, and she was.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
Dressed for Conways South Carolina. But I looked good. Now,
I know at some point there's been a time when
you have blindfolded doodles. Oh yeah, much to tailor you're
going to get into. She requested.
Speaker 4 (37:45):
To get maked occasionally.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
I'm even on a present or a trip or something. Yeah,
you call it what you wanted.
Speaker 15 (37:55):
Yes, I have blindfolded her and turned her around three
times and said fine. The special place.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
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I got.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
That's made our contestants from Fort McCoy, Florida. Good morning, Debbie,
Good morning.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
I'm a first time caller and player.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
All right, Debbie.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
That's my sister's name, Debby. Always love me. Some Debbies
to move for you? All right, Babby, you know what
we're gonna do. We're gonna ask Tater some questions. You
agree or disagree, get two bells for two buzzers and
you will win. No, right, okay? So well, what color
is your hair? Debbie? Brown? Brown? Okay, we got brown.
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What's the sexual word for brown?
Speaker 5 (01:39):
Brunette?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Brunette?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Yeah, all right, all right, well let's do it.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Then it's just Debbie down for mccorner turn. All right,
all right, baby, I'm good. Well, according to Dolly Parton,
of course, We've been lucky enough to spend some time
with Dolly over the years. And well, is it realistic
for a woman to think she can remain sexy throughout
her entire life? This is according to Dolly?
Speaker 5 (02:13):
Maybe, but who wants to work that hard? According to Dolly?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Yes, yes, according to Dolly, yes it is possible. So Debbie,
agree or disagree? Agree? That's it? Yeah? Be weird? Oh no,
I just well lost it a long time.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
She's like this this look now I came up. You
can tell.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Remember we were looking at it when she dressed up
like a Dallas cowboy cheerleader last year. Wow, she said. Yes.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
She says being sexy is a state of mind. By
the way, that is Dolly's reasoning.
Speaker 5 (02:54):
Her personality helps a lot.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
And uh so, Debbie, there's one bell, get one more
and you've got dismount out and pickles prize packed take,
according to an According to an interview in People magazine,
Chare said she used to practice doing something in case
she became famous. What did she practice doing.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
Leaving her husband?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
She's done that a few times, she didn't.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Sony walked on out?
Speaker 6 (03:24):
Ye?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Was that? After the sonnya share shore? Oh yeah, yeah, okay, goodness.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
She practiced posing for pictures.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
So share practiced hosting for pictures. But Tedder said, Debbie,
do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 7 (03:42):
I agree?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
You agree? You don't sound like.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Signing her autograph? Signing her auto around?
Speaker 7 (03:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Didn't you all ever practice that? You ever practice signed
your autogram?
Speaker 7 (03:57):
Mars?
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (03:59):
I practice?
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Did you that was practice?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Eight seven three four eight three four seven? Well, I'm
thinking my numbers writer don't come out John boys. All right,
So here we go. One more question to win it
or lose it?
Speaker 5 (04:20):
Yes, sir?
Speaker 1 (04:21):
How many husbands has Kim Kardashian had so far? Now?
Speaker 5 (04:26):
Are you talking about her own husband all too soon?
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Yeah? Yes, her own husband was like actually married.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
Married three times.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Three times, says Tater of tater Tainment News. Debbie, agree
or disagree? Tater of tater Tainment News. Part of her
job description keeping up with the Kardashians.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
He would really know the answer.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
This is one my entertainment.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
Doesn't believe me.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
So okay, alright, here it is agree or disagree with three?
I disagree. Bless your heart, you just can't gone on.
I've done well, Debbie? Do you really think you deserve
a consolation prize? Back. You do, we'll get you.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Okay, well we will hook you up with one baby.
We appreciate you playing with us.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Thank you so much. All right. Oh well, let me
just tell you about Kim Kardashian three husbands. First husband
was music producer Damon Thomas. That was two thousand to
two thousand and three. Second husband was NBA player Chris Humphries.
That lasted seventy two days. Well maybe that's why, Debbie.
Speaker 8 (05:52):
They say that one was more like a publicity stunt
for her new fragrance called engaged or married or something.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Is that right, Chris Harbert? Is he the one that
went and hung out of the Mustang range for about
two months?
Speaker 5 (06:06):
No, that was a Chloe's her.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
That was the other car down. Yeah. And the third
husband rapper Kanye West, And that lasted from twenty fourteen
to twenty twenty two.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
So that's a kids with him.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Most ratios. I had the kids with that. Daddy's Parmo
says she's still not impressed and doesn't believe you. Good
job time, Cab. On the other side of this report.
Speaker 9 (07:05):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 10 (07:20):
Hey Pack the horse with files up, Holly, Holly, half
a kid, Dave problem Way three pad of forehead, or
tried the smoke and rubber cigar cigar and at.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
The hotel Charla fell down.
Speaker 10 (07:33):
David Copperville, You know sometimes I just wish i'd shut up. Yeah, yeah,
I always say, boys, goober here for the Christmas story. Today,
I will tell you the story about how the little
angel got on top of that Christmas tree. You know
that's that, that's your tradition, tradition on the top thing.
Hal I'll tell you today.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
How that happened. Okay, all right, so here I go
telling you.
Speaker 11 (08:01):
Just do it.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
I'm gonna get to it.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
Well.
Speaker 10 (08:05):
Santa Claus was out what died at the North Pole
barred grills and buddies of his always shooting some pool,
hang out there eating fried pork rides and come home
kind the lay missus Claus just waiting right there with
a rolling pin in hand, all just jumped all over him,
chewed him another.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (08:21):
Yeah, he was ill. He feel too good. He went
on to bed, and then next morning he woke up.
Old Santa Claus felt rough and he had to walk
down to the bar check on the raid dere's a
dasher dancer in Pratcer.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Oh.
Speaker 10 (08:33):
They'd been dancing the night before and the pratser pulled
his leg out. Well, I pulled it out, broke his anchor.
What about the angel?
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Here was it?
Speaker 10 (08:41):
I do I get to that job? Okay, I'm getting there.
Don't don't throw my tie it off.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
I wouldn't want to do that.
Speaker 10 (08:46):
When his leg was broke, Santa Claus was ill. All
he had to patch it up. It was raided deer
poop all over at place. The raid deer said they
might be die, said they can fly, but they still
go poop. Go, go, go, come going. I'm getting there, okay.
So leaves there and he goes up by the workshop
of ALFs. Oh, they just a part of having a
good time.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Ain't do it? A liquor work.
Speaker 10 (09:04):
Got liquor bottles laying all over the place, kind of
like a seed from Rudolph the Red deck brain dealer. Yeah,
what chef, I saw ten four tenfold Okay, go.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Go, come on, he's easy.
Speaker 10 (09:17):
I'm getting that okay. He Sada leaves the workshop and
he goes back up to the house. He gets in
his office there and all the folds reaged. He's got
paperwork piled up, you know, sad class. He writes down
everything kids called on at seven six he really does
keep up with that.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Go go just please, just get to it. I'm going,
I'm going. Okay, he was piled under when paper worked on.
His head was hurting about that time.
Speaker 10 (09:38):
The door opens, he's got four lines on hole and
the little angel sticks his head at the door in
his office and says, Sanna, what you want me to
do with that Christmas tree?
Speaker 1 (09:49):
And that's how he sets on top of that Christmas tree?
Thank you very much?
Speaker 10 (09:55):
What that worth it?
Speaker 11 (09:56):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (09:56):
Yeah, it ain't you glad that you don't have to.
Speaker 8 (09:58):
Hear this joke?
Speaker 1 (09:58):
But what's every year? Yes, ain't you glad? I'll get
down he yes, we'll see all right, John.
Speaker 8 (10:05):
Boy and Billy, where do you think you're gonna put
a tree?
Speaker 1 (10:08):
That big.
Speaker 9 (10:10):
R over?
Speaker 1 (10:11):
And I'll show you. Good Morning radio done right? Good
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morning is a big show a right here, No good.
He's run out of now saving time Friday Morning Sports Guru,
Tom Sore and Son, he's up in twenty minutes. Well,
it's always a big three or four is when our
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next guests stops by. He is a true living legend
of the silver screen. Please welcome back, sir, Alan Swan.
Speaker 12 (11:09):
Keep going, lad, dry Lad can't be more than fifty
miles away.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
Rest if you must, but for the love.
Speaker 8 (11:17):
Of God, Kate swimming, mister Swan, What deviltry is this?
Speaker 4 (11:22):
This boy speaks? What are you possessed by?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Speak?
Speaker 13 (11:26):
Have you?
Speaker 9 (11:28):
Is me?
Speaker 1 (11:28):
John Boy?
Speaker 4 (11:29):
Good heavens? John Boy? What are you doing in the ocean?
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Sir? You're on the big show?
Speaker 4 (11:36):
Ah, so I am.
Speaker 12 (11:38):
I must have flashed back to my time filming Pirate
Treasure of the Dry tortugas well.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
You did a lot of those types of swashbuckling movies,
you know. Or Are you comfortable in the water.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
As long as I don't have to drink it? Yes?
Have you seen what fish doing it? Ne'st this stuff? Yes,
I'm quite a good swimmer, do it daily.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Well where did you learn to swim the water?
Speaker 12 (12:03):
My father would throw me into the local lake. It
wasn't an easy task to learn that way. The harness
part was getting out of the sack. Well, that's called
the hard ways, indeed. But once I was well versed
in the aquatic arts, I couldn't get enough. I'd beg
my mother to let me swim in the ocean. She
would decline, the sea's too rough. There's a ripped tide
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and a dangerous offshore current, and the water is infested
with sharks and jellyfish. I said, but mother, you'll let
father swim in the ocean. She said, yes, but he
has better insurance than you.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Kind of payback for the whole sack thing.
Speaker 12 (12:40):
Indeed, swimming has been very good to me. In fact,
swimming is where I met my third wife, Beryl.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
You see, have you got a minute?
Speaker 7 (12:49):
You see?
Speaker 12 (12:50):
I was dating triplets. This was back when I was
at my peak stamina. They were all vying for my affections.
So I proposed a challenge. They would race across the
English Channel in a breaststroke competition. The winner would be
my bride. I had my heart set on the blonde.
The race began and I took a boat to the
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shore in France. A few hours later, Beryl the Brunette
came ashore my future wife. Shortly thereafter, Margaret the redhead
strode from the Serf Stella. The Blonde was missing. We
stood vigil many hours, and finally, just as the sun
was setting and we were about to give up hope.
Stella appeared exhausted. I ran to her as she still
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held my heart. Stella, my love, I am to wed Beryl.
You told me you were proficient in the breast stroke,
she replied, gasping for breath. I am, but I think
those other two were using their arms.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Oh, Marcy might want to look into something.
Speaker 12 (13:55):
You read my mind now, if you'll excuse me, the
fair tater, I off to enjoy your day of water.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Sport going swimming. No ladies and gentlemen, Sir Alan Swan,
the world's greatest doctor. I'm not a damn your.
Speaker 4 (14:12):
Ia movie stuff.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Good morning, the big shows on the radio, hangout all right,
listen to you, morg it's time to button your yap.
Speaker 12 (14:23):
Say, I'm trying to listen to these two clowns, John
Boy and Belly on the Big Show.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
Yeah, the Big Show. It's big, say bigger than big.
It's enormous. Hey he's adorable.
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need some stuff here in the second but we have
got Tom Sorenson listen interrupt is vacation and beautiful Holden Beach,
North Carolina. I love Tom said, greetings, says, I do
love this place quiet except for our twenty month old
(17:12):
only got lost walking the beach once. Another old guy
helped me find the house. So working together, he go,
Suir Tom, good.
Speaker 7 (17:19):
Morning, buddy, man, how are you guys doing alsome?
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Alright? The regular twenty twenty four NFL season begins. You're
counted down, force Tom? How many days? Two days? All right? Man?
So let me see. So this weekend coming up will
be the second full preseason weekend.
Speaker 7 (17:42):
Right, and then one more week of riff raff and
then we get the real thing. And I think what
makes it so coolest season is you also and you
have the Thursday game, you have the Sunday games, you
have the Monday game, but you also have Friday games.
And they haven't had one of those four years.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Wow.
Speaker 7 (18:02):
So it's just cool to have a bonus game before
the season starts.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
So the Friday night game will be tonight.
Speaker 7 (18:11):
Oh no, no, no Friday night game.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
This is a season opener for the regular season.
Speaker 7 (18:16):
Yeah, yeah, you'll have the Thursday night game.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Okay, Thursday Friday? Is it gonna be one on Saturday
to the first weekend. I'll just get a sividul. Don't
ask the sports guy. I'm tagging up jobs to get
it in my head.
Speaker 7 (18:34):
We got September fifth, we got September sixth, we have okay,
uh yeah, we had all we have. We have Thursday,
we have Friday, we have Sunday, we have Monday, and
we're gonna have to get through that one day with.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
M Saturday the super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
But back metal, we'll get us up with college football
action because yeah, so we're juggling our football ex words
here and uh hey, what about Hard Knocks. I hadn't
watched the most recent episode. Yeah, have you seen it? Tom?
Speaker 7 (19:08):
Yeah, it is a tough way to make a living.
One of the Chicago Bears, he's kind of had it,
has this sad looking face, and a teammate told him
he looked like e or the sad donkey from Winnie
the Pool out and he said, no, man, it's just
how my face is. Another guy, the coach told a
running back that he ran like he was wearing a diaper.
(19:29):
And the last one and the worst one by fire is.
Two of the players talked about how much they liked
watching Love Island.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
I Love Island. Okay, Oh man. I know some teams
that were evaluated for their worth came out this week.
I know here in the Carolina Panthers was say temper
like doubled his investment. I like, the Panthers won two
games last year. The worth't like five billion or something?
Is that right, Tom?
Speaker 7 (19:58):
Yeah, you cannot money if you own an NFL team
because they're on the NFL network, which is really lucrative,
and they get a piece of the NFL contract TV
contract with which is huge. And yeah, you had the
Panthers worth what they're worth, and then you had the Cowboys,
the first team ever they're worth more than ten billion.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Dollars bill.
Speaker 7 (20:22):
And think how much they'd be worth if they want
a postseason game. They don't want to since nineteen ninety six.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
As wow, But uh, the owners own the NFL network.
I did not know that.
Speaker 7 (20:36):
Yeah, and it's profitable. So when they televised the draft
and the network, when they televised games, it's theirs exclusively,
and they had no idea it would be so lucrative.
But I'm not good with money. And if I owned
an NFL team, I would turn in the mayor. I'd
be living down here.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
That's so, And Tom, I want to ask you about
I'm asking all the sports guys here the big show, Hanson,
and then with pac who deserved the the MVP for
the men's USA basketball team, Steph or Lebron.
Speaker 7 (21:11):
Boy, that is tough. That is tough. For the first part,
it was easily Lebron, but when they were down by
seventeen to Serbia, it was Steph. And when they were
playing the tight game with France, it was Steff and
Lebron's credit, Kurk gave him the ball and he said, man,
I'm not worthy to get it back to Steph. So
(21:32):
because in their two really key games US one, I
would go with Steph Curry.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
And that is something man. Yes, Steph did that. He
put it away. France would have Big Old seven four
Winnie Yamba, and then of course you had the joker
on Serbia. Man, they made some games out of it.
I don't know how much long are we gonna rule.
Speaker 7 (21:55):
I think for long.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
I mean so not gonna worry about it.
Speaker 7 (22:00):
We cannot you cannot come up with the kind of
talent that the US has. And the French announcers said,
the devil Curry is hurting us.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
The devil Curry. That's another nickname, Jackie. Do you like
that better than Pecker from California.
Speaker 5 (22:17):
I'm sorry, peck her from California.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Win Tom, good stuff, Buddy. Well, let's enjoy another preseason weekend.
As we get closer and closer, we'll catch up with
you next week. Buddy, have fun down at the coast.
Speaker 7 (22:33):
I think you got us very much, and have a
great weekend.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
All right, buddy, Well, let's get us a couple of
contestants and play our wordy word game one eight hundred.
Big Show you told Free Line. We'll do it next.
Speaker 7 (23:10):
You morning.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Big Show's on the radio, running through your Friday, August
is sixteenth. Today's feature tracking the Big Show, Big Box
roasting Randy for being a romantic and on his birthday,
dude's gonna get to see him naked later today and
saying this, sorry, it was just shut up for the
(23:32):
scream man the floor out.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
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Speaker 1 (23:55):
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Speaker 10 (24:00):
I went everybody's head about the bed, the.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Word, the worthy word. Lets meet the contestants. We got
Bruce from Morristown, Tennessee. Good morning, Bruce, Good morning, Craze,
morning but Eve hen. We got Scott from bar Told, Georgia.
Good morning, Scott Boy. Hey, we're all good. All right
Er Bruce in Tennessee. Scott and Georgia holdo sec match
(24:27):
over her own worthy word. Alright, okay, Scott and Taylor
on one team, John Boy and Bruce on the others.
Just Scott, you relax, Me and Bruce gonna go three
Old Bruce, Are you ready?
Speaker 7 (24:44):
I hope?
Speaker 1 (24:45):
So all right, let's see what we can do.
Speaker 9 (24:48):
Well.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
I gotta catch you new shirt. Hey the other way
now we're ready. Okay, starting to clock now, don't forget
to water your house. What the flowers inside flowers. Yes,
uh huh rhymes with it? A fire blank will sting
(25:11):
you in the ant? Yes, rhymes with it, Hugh blank
movie star. Also you listens, yes, yes, uh huh rhymes
with it. A dog does this when he breathes heavy. Yeah,
did that sound like peril?
Speaker 5 (25:32):
You sound like the dirty old guy.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Like you need an we'll good work. Bro's put a
four on the board. Okay, now, Scott and tainter for
there around one? Are you ready? Scott? That's okay?
Speaker 6 (25:50):
And go at nighttime when you're asleep. It's it's not
a nightmare, it's just a regular what yes rhymes with it?
Speaker 5 (25:59):
You know it doesn't doesn't No.
Speaker 6 (26:00):
Running you have Do you want this or do you
want that? You have to make a blank toy? Yes,
an email? When you reply back you are doing what?
Please blank to my email? No, please blank to my question.
I need you to blank to my letter. No.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
No, that's a little toffy right there?
Speaker 1 (26:26):
All right, so quick guessing there's a buzzer said it
after the buzzer, Oh, did respond respond?
Speaker 9 (26:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:34):
It was respond Scott. But after the bluzzer put a
two on the board, Bruce a leading four to two.
Still anybody's game unless we can put it out of
retry here, Bruce, are you ready?
Speaker 9 (26:46):
Let's do it?
Speaker 1 (26:46):
Okay, start the clock now? Oh, greet everyone with a
nice this across your face? How about a smile? Yes?
Speaker 9 (26:55):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (26:56):
The ball game? Oh you want to stop the clock?
Call a time? Uh huh. There's a scuba blank under
the water, a scuba uh huh uh ma and Paul
blank the pot calling the blank blid? Yeah, the metal metal,
not the gold but the silver. Uh huh? The congratulations?
(27:22):
What happened?
Speaker 8 (27:23):
You've shortened your response now it's just yeah, is that right?
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Good?
Speaker 9 (27:28):
Good?
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Remember to listen to myself yesterday to okay there, well,
good work, Bruise. Put a five on the board a
total of nine, so Scott and Tater seven will tie
in force over time. You've done it before, Tatter, Can
you and Scott do it right now? Scott? Are you ready? Okay?
(27:51):
And go?
Speaker 4 (27:53):
Hey?
Speaker 6 (27:53):
Uh this isn't working. Are you sure you have it
blanked into the wall Again's blank? It was a TV show?
Speaker 12 (28:02):
Yep.
Speaker 5 (28:03):
This means this means three. It's a it's a three play,
it's a what not a double? But a yep.
Speaker 6 (28:12):
During a test, they might give you blank credit if
you answer a question. Yeah, not under, but the opposite.
Speaker 5 (28:21):
Oh, this is when something's marked down.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
It's a five on a two of seven. Bruce wins nine.
Good seven.
Speaker 5 (28:32):
We'll come back, Buddy Year.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
It's a good run, good run out of scott and
you can try aga in anytime. Buddy, appreciate you down
there and Bartoe this morning. Thanks guys. Got it Buddy
and bros. Your prize back. Head over to Marstown. Good game.
I'm a first time caller, begging the most of it. Yeah,
(28:55):
good morning, Big show on the radio. Time for they bit.
Request for our Friday, August sixteenth, Henry Collins out of
Myrtle Beat South Carolina's as guys, please play a revn
goog You got it, Henry coming up next. Good morning,
(29:35):
an it's a big Shaw on the radio. Requested a
bit for Friday morning from Henry Collins. A beautiful Myrtle
Beat South Carolina. Go on. That's all that's all for
the good.
Speaker 11 (29:49):
Money that jobs Billy Randy property rafo foo Hey, Jackie,
good as usual. Is it hot in here or is
it just your I'm asleep since sa hair Well, summertime
has finally come it's vacation season, a lot of people
missing Sunday morning service because they out of town, which means,
of course, a lot of sermons on tithing for the
(30:10):
people that remain at the.
Speaker 5 (30:12):
Blessed Whole Baptist Church.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
And I got to think little.
Speaker 11 (30:14):
Todd Jackson from the upper elementary Sunday School class. He
gave me a wonderful illustration for last Sunday sermon. Here
it is a one dollar bill and a hundred dollar
bill ran into each other on the street one day.
The one dollar bill says, hey, I ain't seen you
right here much.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
Let me where you being.
Speaker 11 (30:29):
The one hundred dollar bill says, well, I.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Be kind of busy. I went over to the mall
the other day.
Speaker 11 (30:34):
Then I went to a baseball game, took a trip
out to Las Vegas, then went down to Bahamas on
a cruise.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
I've been kind of busy this summer. What you've been doing?
Speaker 11 (30:43):
And the one dollar bill says, oh, you know, same
old thing.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Church, church, church, church.
Speaker 11 (30:48):
I bet not so hard on what the Bible calls unrighteous, mammon,
But I've tried to encourage you people on a one
to one basis in the congregation and Unfortunately.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
It ain't happening. I'm happening to be there.
Speaker 11 (30:59):
For example, Oh there the old cuckoo Johnson dones the food.
Jeannie kind of button on him. I said, Cuckoo, I
just want to remind you giving this down at the church,
every little bit helps. Cuckoo says, we'll rap. I'd like
to help you out, but some of the monthly payments
are putting a hurt on me right now. I said, well,
I'm glad to hear you keeping up with your debts,
but don't forget you also got a debt that you
(31:19):
owe to the Lord. And Cucko says, yeah, I know,
but he ain't pushing me like these other girls speaking
a past dude notices from the Lord ladies and jumping Yeah,
he's gooling.
Speaker 10 (31:29):
Hey, everybody tear today, Joe Bob Beney, right, dad jacket,
right thing, righting off full. I got some goodness for y'all,
some good I start off. Three drunk guys come stubbling
down the street about two o'clock in the boarding. Hey
walk up to a front yard of the house. They
start hollering, Hey, wake up and die, we need help.
The woman sticks her head out the weddness says, what
are you idiots? Won't one of the drugs says, are
(31:50):
you missus Jackson? wOBA says yeah, what drug says Will
you come down here and pick out which one of
us is mister Jackson so the rest of us can
go home. It's drunk guy walks into a bar. If
you keep it scoring home, we're at four drunk guys
so far. Drunk guy walks this these A woman sitting
there walks up. Kissers are right old of mouth. Wobban
balls up her fist. Wats a drunk guy right in
(32:12):
the head. He says, sorry, May you look just like
my wife? wOBA says, get away from me a steak
and slobbery and drunk. The guy says, wow, you even
sound just like my wife.
Speaker 9 (32:23):
Oh.
Speaker 10 (32:24):
Bars Feller went to the use of a natural history
in New York City wanted to see some dinosaur skeletons.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
He walked in. There's a big old t rex skeleton.
He goes over.
Speaker 10 (32:32):
Security guard says, man, that's yours, a maid looking critter.
How old are bowls anyway? Guard says they're fifty biggin
and three years old. Ben says, well, that's my the accurate.
How you know they're exactly that old. The guard says, well,
this scientist was here one time told me they was
fifty billion years old, and that was three years ago.
Speaker 4 (32:52):
Hey, god, hold well, go down here.
Speaker 11 (32:54):
That's going dre.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
Good morning. Got a big show on the radio for
a few more minutes. What a week we've had this week. Man,
it was fun catching up with Keller yesterday too. Wonder Yeah,
he looked pretty good man. Yeah, man, I have not
seen him since his heart attack before the pandemic. He's right, man,
stuff all right, and of course say happy birthday The
(33:44):
Big Show. Executive producer and general manager rend de Brazil's
sixty three years old today, Marilyn Monroe, mister president Rmans No,
but from my heart and our featured track for The
(34:09):
Big Show bit box this morning on your birthday? What
are going to? It is Randy our general manager early
this morning. No it no, no, Randy, you would like
stuff like this. Yeah, y'all may listen to the show
for a while. You know the history of Randy of
being the perfect husband with a rose a week to
his wife for like, hew, many years has it has
it been? You've been been married now? I don't know
(34:31):
if it seems like a hundred okay.
Speaker 3 (34:34):
Good even, Never start wearing on your pa. No man
can keep that up. Oh yeah, I do keep it up.
Nineteen eighty five, nineteen eighty five. I was married in
nineteen eighty five. You were there, you did the hokey pokey.
I don't remember the year good times.
Speaker 15 (34:51):
I don't know that I've ever asked you, John boy,
how did you propose?
Speaker 1 (34:55):
I can't remember. You won't know.
Speaker 3 (34:59):
I'm sure is.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Coming something swall a. Oh, I'm just gonna have to
call and ask his wife. He remembers, Yeah, I'm trying to.
You know, I always took it for granted, because you know,
started dating her in high school and then college and
then and then was always.
Speaker 16 (35:17):
He just took her for granted, granted because she depletes him.
John says he's got you in his hip pocket. He says,
there's a lot of things he worried about, but you ain't.
Everything's Mayberry's a lot of times I'm worried about losing her.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
Well, they looked great together, that's great. And then Randy
with presents. There's always something very special, elaborate, sappy, creepy, depending.
Speaker 17 (35:55):
Yeah, the nerve of me loving my wife and all yeah,
I mean love it. It's more like you're abusing her.
All right, blindfold pack something. I can't tell you where
we're going to be kidnapped me.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
Like it's like nine and a half weeks.
Speaker 13 (36:11):
Make you rock, you know when you put it that way?
This blindfolded his wife took on.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
A broad blindfolder like for a present, and say, all right,
there's two suitcases that I've packed for you. You know,
pick one, and then you know you even make it.
You say it creepy.
Speaker 4 (36:32):
It is creepy.
Speaker 5 (36:34):
You make it sound like Saul where she wakes up
change or radio.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
I'm not telling you where we're going. I will blindfold you.
Speaker 4 (36:41):
You want to go on, make you have to cut
your foot off.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
Back one bag.
Speaker 15 (36:46):
Quite blindfold her, But I did wake her up on
her birthday one year and tell her to get dressed.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
I'm dressed like this.
Speaker 15 (36:52):
We're gonna be gone for four days.
Speaker 9 (36:54):
Here we go.
Speaker 15 (36:54):
And she said where are we going? And I won't
tell her And get her on the airplane and I
cover up her ears when the pilot's making the announcement.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Hide her eyes when we walk into one is morning
just dumb.
Speaker 15 (37:10):
We had landed in that particular the case, we'd landed
in New York at that time. She'd never been to
New York City, always wanted to go to New York.
Went to a Broadway play and had dinner, and she was.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
Dressed for Conways South Carolina. But I looked good. Now,
I know at some point there's been a time when
you have blindfolded doodles. Oh yeah, much to tailor you're
going to get into. She requested.
Speaker 4 (37:45):
To get maked occasionally.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
I'm even on a present or a trip or something. Yeah,
you call it what you wanted.
Speaker 15 (37:55):
Yes, I have blindfolded her and turned her around three
times and said fine. The special place.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
Blitbox is here.
Speaker 13 (38:07):
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