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October 11, 2024 41 mins

Friday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, it’s Friday, so we pull out our Happy Boy and then Bang on the Drum.. - The Not Ready for Drive-Time Players have a new script entitled, “Have a Heart”.. - John Boy gives away another “Wonderful Thing” of the week.. - and Tom Sorensen recaps last week’s NFL action and picks the winners for this week’s games..

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Speaker 1 (00:26):
Mornin it's big showing the radio for your Friday October eleventh?
Did you dragging to make shore? Bid box? Where every
way to end? Pumpkin Spices week with mister Poppy is
Pumpkin Spices pick up laws he words bickup for the
bid box. Brought you by the Bank of America. Rouble
four hundred this Sunday. Shot them motor speedway right now,

(00:50):
let's blake read them blow. Our contestant is out of Columbus, Mississippi.
Say hey to Thomas. Hey Thomas, Thomas, Hey, John Boy,
Hey Thomas.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
He had beautiful hair.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
Of it.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Thomas, Welcome, buddy. You know what we're gonna do. Ask
Tayer some questions. She'll answer you agree or disagree? What
do you think she's right or wrong? Two bells for
two buzzers and you win here? Yes, yes, sorry Taylor? Heyes,
when I do that? No ten? So yeah, well let's go.

(01:35):
Let's go to the Forest Marseilles. By the time Little
Red riding Hood arrived at Grannie's house, the Wicked Wolf
was already in Grannie's bed. Where was Grannie, well, you know,
freshening up. She was already in the wolf's belly wolf

(02:02):
already ate Granny. It's a dark story, John, remember most
of it? Well, Thomas, do you agree or disagree with?
Little red taterhoods are there? Well, John boy, I will
have to agree with that. So you are agreeing with that?
And now Granny was hiding in the closet. Granny was

(02:26):
in the closet. Oh, no, we got all about that thought.
There was a whole point of the deal there, all
right there when there's a buzz dum this story down
for you. Joh, well, let's go dumb it down for me. Well,
let's go to Greek mythology. Maybe that'll be all right.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
We'll do that.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Father. So in Greek mythology, a big fella named Atlas
always has something on his shoulders. What was it, baby oil?
Of course you don't see anything.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
That's test he has some muscles.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Okay, I digress. He's holding the universe. He's holding the universe.
Holding the universe is what Atlas is holding. Thomas, do
you agree or disagree? I'm gonna have to disagree with that. Yeah,
that was the thing to do. Yes, he was holding
the world. Yes, it's got tough to carry around the

(03:30):
whole universe. I guess and Greeks. I like the oil though.
Thomas still likes you old Okay, yeah, I mean you know,
she said, yeah I did right here? All right, Thomas, Well,
you're gonna win it or lose it with this one
right here. So let's just go to literature. The category's literature.

(03:52):
What famous character slept in a miserable attic room on
a lumpy straw bed while HER's sisters lay in luxurious room.

Speaker 4 (04:02):
Oh that was the story of Courtney Kardashian.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Early. Of course, Cinderella Corse Thomas, agree or disagree? Oh
god God, I'm gonna have to disagree with that one.
You're going to have to disagree. It was Cinderella. You

(04:36):
got Rapunzel. No, she didn't have sister. She was just
spinning some gold hair. She had it going on. Man,
keep up, that's what I get, all right, everything, Thomas,
We will make you happy. Jack can hook you up
with a nice consolation prize. Give them a bag of
my opinion.

Speaker 5 (04:56):
Person.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
Thanks. I've been listening to you guys for like decades.
You've always made me laugh, and that's why I couldn't
help but laughing on this. And the first time I
called and came through but lost. It's all right, Well
take this move with you, Thomas. Remember this moment, John Boy,
can I give a quick shout out? Oh yeah, well,

(05:20):
huh yeah, go ahead, Oh thank you, sir.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
I'd like to give it a shout out to Donald Trump,
please win.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
God domas well. Hang on, buddy, I can hook you up.
Why the why I wear Tobio News on the out
of side our time? Come to him? Dag it up
by going up Friday on a last.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one exports.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
Y'all, what's up?

Speaker 1 (06:35):
How y'all?

Speaker 6 (06:35):
Do?

Speaker 1 (06:36):
Hey?

Speaker 7 (06:36):
Man, somebody need to set the TV people down and
tell them they're trying to put way too much crap
on the screen. I ain't talking about the program, that's
bad enough. I'm talking about all them little logos and promos.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
That go swooshing around during the show.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
Now.

Speaker 7 (06:51):
I don't mind the little thing down in the corner
tells you what channel you're on, But I don't need
all this junk popping up talking about what's coming up next.
He's sitting there trying to watch Homer Simpson. Here come Determinator,
the robot from the future. And by the future, I
mean tomorrow night at nine o'clock. Yeah, if the show
coming up, it's so important you got to interrupt the

(07:12):
one I'm watching now to tell me about it.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
Poorn't you just take this one off and put that
one on.

Speaker 7 (07:18):
Cause when doctor House is about ten seconds away from
figuring out what's about to kill this poor sapping room
number nine, I don't need stew it from the family
guy taking his butt at me at the bottom of
the pinching island. Now, sometimes they'll put stuff on the
screen to help you out, Like you know, you be
watching the ball game, they got a box in the
corner with the score.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
And how much time is left. See that's perfect.

Speaker 7 (07:39):
When you watch a race, they always got the field
summary going across the top of the screen so you
can see how your boy's doing.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
See that's useful.

Speaker 7 (07:46):
But I don't need no animated promo for next week
while I'm trying to watch this week. One time I
was watching the Atlanta race, little car came driving in
on the bottom of the screen.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
This car wasn't even in the race. I don't know
where it came from.

Speaker 7 (07:59):
Then a little time when the pit crew came out,
changed two little tiny tires, put in a half a
tank of gas, and when the car pulled off, they
went to the little tiny concession stand and bought two
little tiny hot dogs. Please, Kayotis put some of it,
says next week food City five hundred at Bristol. Really,
I don't need no computerized reenactment of a pit stop.

(08:19):
I know what happens during the race. I'm watching one.
You know who's the worst at loading up the screen
with junk? No is the news channels. They got stuff
on the top, on the bottom, down the side. Might
as well not even put a picture in the middle
of the screen. I ain't got time to look at it.
I'm too busy reading all this other stuff. And I
don't like to read. See that's why I'm watching TV.

(08:40):
I want to read. I'll buy a newspaper.

Speaker 6 (08:43):
Now.

Speaker 7 (08:43):
I'll tell you exactly when the news channel started going wrong.
September eleventh, two thousand and one. Remember there was so
much news that day and it was coming in so
fast they had to put the headline crawl at the
bottom of the screen. Now, the problem is the news
has slowed down a good bit, But to crawl been't
going ever since. Nowadays, turn off CNN looked like the

(09:05):
bulletin board at the laundromat screen got the logo, the clock,
the weather forecast program, guides stock prices. Lost Dog adds
two sets of headlines going in different directions, and one
of them ain't even real news. His trivia stuff like
experts say thirty percent of us children have add Well,
g I wonder.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
What calls that.

Speaker 7 (09:28):
Old people can't process stuff when it comes out of
that fast, please, I was like Mama's house up day
watching CNN. It was a shot of Barack Obama making
a speech. On the bottom of the screen, it said,
Britney Spears launches come back to it. Mama said, well,
look at that. Her hand's finally coming back in. She
wants a bunch of weight too, See what I'm talking about.
Don't be overloading my mama's brain like that. Well, oh,

(09:51):
but I do have some good news. I talked to
one of my boys here at the cable company. He said,
they got a piece of technology that lets you get
rid of all the crap on on your TV screen.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
It's called the off button.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
Think about it, John Boy and Billy, Oh boy guy,
Good morning, radio dumb right.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
All morning, it's bikes on the radio. He you, but
it's my wonderful thing number one hundred and twenty. We'll
be given away right after that time, sons and joins us.
We got last weekend look ahead, or he picks every
game in the NFL this weekend. Okay, right now, the

(11:00):
venture with that berry? Eh huzzah?

Speaker 8 (11:04):
Good mor says, Welcome to the Renaissance Festival, and have
a super day, Cadbury.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
What have you gotten me into? Try try try to
enjoy yourselves, sir, enjoy myself. Look at these losers dress
up like lords and ladies. Give me a break, which
reminds me, how come you get to dress up like
the king and I'm dressed as an idiot? Not an idiot, sir,
a fool. But what's the difference.

Speaker 9 (11:29):
Well, I picked this for you, especially so I see
the fool or the court jester is known for his mirth,
his wit, and his talent for bringing joy to the people.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
Oh well that's not so bad.

Speaker 9 (11:40):
An idiot is how you would dress before, sir.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
Okay, okay, we're here. We've seen enough. Have my turkey
legs steak on a steak corner on the cob beefs
doing an Italian ice. Let's go go, sir, But we've
only been here fifteen minutes. Cadburry, this is boring, Sir.

Speaker 9 (11:56):
May I remind you that in all our time together,
I have been forced to wrastle alligators, fight NASCAR fans,
rumble at the Little League, go trick or treating with Mario,
sign my name on breastesses, and be stunned by one.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
Mister stone Coat, Steve Austen. The least you could do
is let me enjoy one single days. Can you think
about anybody but yourself? Close a one in charge around here?
Remember our little saying, Yes, sir, say it Isley, big
eye know use that's right, and big as says it's

(12:34):
time to go.

Speaker 9 (12:35):
Oh very well after you, sir.

Speaker 10 (12:38):
Hey, your majesty Honey, Hey king, Honey, you looking for
a queen.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
We were just leaving, Madam, not so fast can Bury.
Who are they? Winches, sir, common gutter field hayches. You
don't know, never hurt anybody. Check out those outfits. They're
practically falling out on those dresses. I hadn't noticed, so
you need to stop hay around. Randy, Hey, old baby dolls.

Speaker 10 (13:02):
Who you calling? Oh I'm at ye oh take a
high redneck full honey.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
I'm not a redneck fool. I'm John Boar JOm quick.
Well you're a head, sir. What kind of winches are you? Anyway?

Speaker 10 (13:15):
The kind interested in royalty? Right, your highness? Honey? Here,
let me hold your royal scepter?

Speaker 7 (13:21):
Hi me you.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
Okay, that's it? Come on Canbert, but sir r.

Speaker 10 (13:29):
Hurry back your lordship honey dug into this port a.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
Potty with me?

Speaker 2 (13:34):
How damn you?

Speaker 1 (13:35):
Sir?

Speaker 9 (13:36):
I have lowered myself many times in your service, but
I will not be your royal wipers.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
No stupid taking clothes off.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
I prefer to remain just with friends if it's all
the same to user, No.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
No, no, the baby dolls, they're only interested in royalty, stupid.

Speaker 9 (13:50):
Give me your outfit, not sir, I'm only wearing my
boxes under my royal twitter.

Speaker 10 (13:55):
You about done in the throne room, honeys.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
I'm not just a manner. If you're not gonna of
it to me, I guess I'll just have to take it.
Come get some, sir.

Speaker 10 (14:14):
Where's the other your majesty, Your majesty, honey, I'm in.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
Charge of the kid. Now, come on, Winches, I'll show
you the wrong win a bago. I got a night's
tail on DVD.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
Sir, anybody, I'm in a tight spot.

Speaker 8 (14:35):
E's a fancy meeting you.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
Yeah, I love your outfit. Let me save it all.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
Oh dear, good morning everybody. The Big Show is right
here on the radio. Shaves me praised, You're lifted.

Speaker 9 (14:54):
The two fine lads two bites dedicated to put on
your and a song in your heart as long as
you buy their bloody grilling sauce, John Boy and Billy
on the Big Show.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
Faith and before.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
Give Way, Way Way, It is.

Speaker 1 (15:45):
Give it Away time every Friday. This time John Boys
wonderful thing finds a new home. This is Giveaway number
one hundred and twenty, a soundtrack album featuring music from
the nineteen eighty nine TV mini series Lonesome dumb On.
I'm packed this. I'm just talking about Loneso Dove for
the week and I'll go to hey man, I got

(16:05):
soundtrack that does a wonderful veg And congratulations to the
winner from Milton, Florida. Tiffany Night, Tiffany, and work there
baby by getting your name in a hat now next

(16:29):
week's wonderful thing a challenge coin from the US Embassy
from Kaboo, Afghanistan. How about that? I found some cool
challenge coins that I got, So this is very nice, y'all.
Check it out, get your name and a hat. We'll
give it away one week from right now. View it

(16:49):
rendy gets it up a little later this afternoon at
the Bigshow dot com. Sowrnson up next, Big Show rolls
on Good Morning Big Shows on the radio. Coming up,
we play our last rounds a wordy word for the
week for a Happy Heard prize pack. We'll get to it,
but first it is time for i'man Tom Sorenson, our

(17:11):
NFL Friday Morning quarterback. Of course, he picks every NFL
game all week I mean a year long, all week
long as well? I said, did we do this on
a weekly basis?

Speaker 5 (17:21):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (17:21):
Tom? Good morning again, buddy?

Speaker 5 (17:24):
You are on today? Man, I cannot keep up, but
I'm good and I hope everybody there.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
Yeah, we haven't figured out what he's on. Yeah you
all This aenndy of the Big Show. Catch at the
John Won'billy Late Risers podcast is worth a trip to
your little deal all right? Well, Thomas. Look at last
week you were eight and six. For the season, you
are ten over five hundred. That's forty four and thirty four.

(17:49):
That's best out of some of the most professional prognosticators
that I've noticed, because it's been a rough season so
far for everybody. Locks last week you split, you were
one and well. The season still underwater at two and seven.

Speaker 5 (18:04):
But I'm feeling it. I mean I had two in
a row there because I Detroit and then Chicago came
through against your Panthers and then San Francisco. Man just
they're leading their driving and they fumble them, they fall apart.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
With Tom, you got an interesting stat since the NFC
and AFC merged in nineteen seventy lay that on our listeners.

Speaker 5 (18:28):
Since they merged and fifty four years ago. According to
my math Randy, Sunday was the longest day of football
in history league history because it started at nine thirty
two am in London and it ended Monday at twelve
fifty nine am. Because the Pittsburgh Dallas game in Pittsburgh

(18:49):
there was a thunderstorm, lightning, and so it was the
longest day of football ever. It was fifteen hours and
twenty seven minutes.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
Did you see all of it?

Speaker 5 (19:02):
Tom? I stayed up late.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
I did.

Speaker 5 (19:06):
I mean I missed something because you know, I had
to get like drinks and stuff and go outside of
re fresh air. But uh, you know, there was some
really good football and I watched a lot of it.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
Did do? Boy right there with you? So look at
look at some of the highlights? Denver? Oh were you watching?
I was watching this when Denver returned an interception for
one hundred yards and then it was just like minutes
later that Seattle returned to fumble for one hundred and two.

Speaker 5 (19:36):
Yards, which was amazing. Which was the first time in
Lee history that there have been two hundred yard defensive
tds in one day. And it just you watch those
guys and think of the shape they got to be
in to sprint away from everybody for one hundred yards
or one hundred and two, and it was It's pretty
cool to watch.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
Tom. What is I can't think of the kid's name?
His quarterback and for Washington that he is unbelievable.

Speaker 5 (20:05):
Yeah. He was the second pick in the draft, behind
Caleb Williams of Chicago.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
What's his name, Tom, I can't think of it.

Speaker 5 (20:11):
Yeah, Well, now I can't do it.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
I knew I was gonna do that to you, all right,
He'll come do it, all right, Alexander. No, now I'm
just gonna start guessing names. So that's stupid for me. Anyway,
go ahead and dag it. What were you saying?

Speaker 6 (20:30):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (20:31):
He has been phenomenal. He is off to the fastest
start of any quarterback in league history. And uh he
Washington averages thirty one points a game, high scoring team
in the league. And this guy, he's skinny. He's six
foot four.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
About Jadon Daniels. Jaden Daniels skinny or six foot four?
Thank you our old asses here. Go ahead if you.

Speaker 5 (20:59):
Can't remember any What they're doing is the the Commanders
are running almost a college like offense like he played
in at LSU. And they don't have him run a lot,
but when they do, they make sure he's running outside
because he could get split in half. He's got a
big arm, and man, you watch him play and he's

(21:19):
so much fun. And when you grew up in the Carolinas,
I would guess that Washington was your team. I mean
that was the team that was televised and still a
lot of support here. And they are just fun to watch. Man.
They're young, they're Darren, they're and this week they play
at Baltimore, so that'll be a.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
Good one to see what you say there and talk
about Washington. Other Washington quarterbacks that I grew up Washington
as a kid, Billy Kilmer and Sonny Jurgison. Both of
them had beer guts total Lobson gets around. That's said
back there and throw it. You know, it wasn't much

(21:57):
what running around for them. Boys nutrition don't have trouble
memos as well. All right, let's talk about franchises in
bad shape, Tom. While we have a lot time since
we're the home of the Carolina Pathers, but maybe we're
in good shape. Depends on how you look at it
for draft picks.

Speaker 5 (22:17):
Ah, Carolina is just they lose so much that you
expected there'll be optimism before the season starts, and then
they start to play. And last week they did something
nobody's done. They were Carolina through forty one passes and
their quarterback they used two of them were pressured twenty

(22:39):
times and that's the highest percentage since NFL start keeping track.
I mean, half the time they were back they could
be throwing a five yard pass. There was some mean
Chicago guy rushing them, and they are just They do
have their draft choices this season. Congratulations, and they will
get a high pick. I guess. Congratulations. There is a

(23:00):
franchise in worse shape, and that is Cleveland. Cleveland has
scored fewer than twenty points in every game this season,
and their quarterback is Deshaun Watson and they gave up
three first trund picks to get him, and they gave
him a five year contract for two hundred and thirty million. Now,
but you know it works, you usually contracts. Not all

(23:23):
that money is guaranteed, so the team can get rid
of the guy, and they'll pay up some punishment, but
they won't have to eat the whole thing. Every dollar
is guaranteed, so they are strapped under the salary cap.
And Cleveland is really bad this season and they're gonna
be really bad for a long time.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
All right, Well, you're gonna pick every game this weekend,
won't you all to stay tuned as well, because you
will have a betting note about home teams and visiting
teams for tom picks. And my time ain't on that, buddy.
Thank you. We'll get back with you and right now,
we'll play some morning word all right, jump on in.
Thanks Tom, thank you, good morning. There's a big show

(24:26):
on the radio for you. Friday, October eleven. Our feature
track for the Make Show, bid Box, Mister Poppins, Pumpkins Spies,
pickup lines. What a wonderful cover to our Pumpkin and
Pumpkins Spies, weed.

Speaker 5 (24:41):
And right.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
Mission accomplished. Let's get to something you love like this.
Everybody's head about the bad the game of wordy worried
that word worried. Lets meet their contestants. We got a
hovey and a wife had a Chattanooga, Tennessee. Don't play
each other and from all us here on the Big Show.
Love to have these lovely couples on. It's Alan and Jony.

(25:09):
Good morning, Alan, and good morning. Good morning Monny.

Speaker 2 (25:13):
Here I have you.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
Good morning to your lovely wife, Joni, Good morning, Joni,
Good morning everybody. The girl. The first date I ever
took a girl to a concert, it was Jone. So
we better split up. Jonny Taylor and Joni a one
Tame May and Alan Taylor and Jonnie boys, guns and girls.

(25:40):
Oh I good to have you, Jony. You relax, Alan,
Let's see what we can do for the first thirty seconds.
Are you ready? Yes, sir, starting to clock now. Oh,
she had blake hair, very pretty.

Speaker 5 (25:53):
She was what.

Speaker 1 (25:56):
So queen? Oh yeah, yeah somebody. Yeah, No, not pretty
another word from pretty?

Speaker 6 (26:02):
Wow?

Speaker 5 (26:02):
That girl?

Speaker 1 (26:02):
Look at her?

Speaker 3 (26:03):
She is what?

Speaker 1 (26:05):
Yeah? Another word?

Speaker 6 (26:09):
No?

Speaker 1 (26:10):
Put a shine like this a wax on your car.
It's a blank shine. No, not a sheen. That's too hard.
Uh so yeah, no, all right, Well I couldn't give
it away. It's not in my makeup. So that was
a zero on the board. Now Jonie and Tayl picking

(26:32):
up on that last one, Jony ready to go.

Speaker 4 (26:37):
Okay, So miss America was what kind of pageant?

Speaker 7 (26:42):
Beauty?

Speaker 2 (26:42):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (26:43):
So the word means really pure pretty. It's a what's
the word beautiful?

Speaker 2 (26:48):
That a girl?

Speaker 4 (26:48):
All right, this is a game you play with queen's
and knights and palms. Yes, this is saliva in your
mouth is called what he just blanked on the sidewalk?

Speaker 2 (27:01):
Ben yep.

Speaker 4 (27:02):
And the little brown spots on your cheeks and across
your nose, well, kids have reck girl.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
You know she is much more calm and level headed
than that. Jony I took to the guests who calls.
It's just very metonical, wild knocking out there, jo ony
four on the board. Alan, I'm getting slabbered. I'm noticing.
Come on, man, let's see, let's see what we could
do here. All right, brand new word starting to clock.

(27:32):
Now where is your hair? It's on your head? Yeah,
all right? Have you got to buy shoes? Not one
but a blank of shoes up here? Uh huh? Hey,
do me a blank? Oh, your brother, do me a blank?

Speaker 11 (27:47):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (27:47):
Uh huh?

Speaker 1 (27:48):
Blank me give me some money, blank me lend me? No, no,
I won't it. No, you owe me, blank me? You
owe amy? Yes? Hey, oh, climb one of these in
the hills. Al yeah, yeah, good work. All right five?
All right, you took the lead by one. So now

(28:12):
sitting back, I know, watch Joni dance past you for
the prize pot. Joni and Tater ready go.

Speaker 4 (28:24):
This word means listening in when it's not your conversation,
to be listening to what.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
A man died up?

Speaker 4 (28:32):
An orange has this on the outside.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
You have to do this to it to get to
the old. Yes, and there's a wind. We know what's coming. Alan,
I'm sure you're used to it. We appreciate y'all playing
with us this morning. Had fun. Y'all appreciate yead Chad Nouga,

(28:54):
all right, thank you, good work, Joni, thank you you
sweet baby. Good morning. Got a big show on the radio?
Bid request time. Charles Miller out of Rosalie, Alabama says,
I don't know about everyone else, but I enjoy the

(29:15):
entire show. But my favorite part is deep thoughts. Let's
get you a favorite part up here, Charles, coming up
next your morning big shows on the radio? Does it?

(29:51):
Big request? Charles Miller from Rosalie, Alabama part when we
turn on the zoom Deep thoughts.

Speaker 8 (30:04):
And now Deep Thoughts with Zach the weak guy's girlfriend
Mary Jane.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
What are we on?

Speaker 11 (30:14):
Yo?

Speaker 1 (30:14):
To the dudes cameras, y'all's snug up on me. What's up?

Speaker 5 (30:23):
Y'all?

Speaker 4 (30:24):
Good?

Speaker 1 (30:26):
I'm okay, Thanks for us, y'all.

Speaker 6 (30:30):
I've just been sitting around the house thinking about stuff
since you hear you want to that's cool, that's cool.
You know why adults don't stay awake at night after
they watch a scary movie because there's nothing scarier than
having to get up the next day and go to work.

(30:51):
People used to say little girls are made of sugar
and spice and everything nice. I'm more like edible make
me incredible. How come the people that make edibles always
make them fruit flavored? What if you want to get

(31:13):
a sour cream and onion buzz on. Life is messed
up when you're a kid because you don't know what's
going on, and life is messed up when you're an
adult because you do know what's going on.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
I'm right.

Speaker 6 (31:34):
The most unrealistic part about playing that game Monopoly is
how like everybody starts out with the same amount of money,
And the most realistic part is how hard it is
to get free parking. Kids are like farts. You're proud

(31:54):
of yours, but everybody else's are massy. Posting on Facebook, Wait, Facebook,
because you're offended by something on Facebook is like stepping
on a dog turn instead of walking around it, Just

(32:15):
move on, you know, and your dog would probably try
a lot harder not to get their hair all over
the place if they knew. That's why you get out
the vacuum cleaner. And I bet the easiest job in
the world is the dude that picks dog food flavors
and he can pull whatever he wants to on the label.

(32:38):
It's not like we're gonna like taste it or check
it out. And that five second rule doesn't work if
you have a two second dog.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
Yeah. Wait, what.

Speaker 6 (32:52):
When Snoop Dog turns sixty, he'll be four to twenty dog.
I should have ended on that, man, but I got
one more and then like I gotta go. If you
give a guy a beer, he'll entertain you, but if

(33:13):
you hold a guy's beer, he'll entertain the whole world.
Think about it.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
All right, man, that's.

Speaker 5 (33:22):
It for now.

Speaker 6 (33:22):
Okay, thanks for coming into my house.

Speaker 4 (33:26):
Y'all keep rocking.

Speaker 6 (33:31):
I'll keep thank you later.

Speaker 8 (33:34):
Deep Thoughts is brought to you by Hardgraves meated pot product.
Because it's four twenty somewhere.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
Good morning, that's a big show on the radio. Man
toms Son's in here picking up NFL game right at
this time all year long. Last week, week number five,
I don't know what I do with my way there.
It is eight and six for the week for the season,

(34:27):
forty four and thirty four. I pointed out, ten over
five hundred is very good when you put your record
up against some of the other prognosticators that do this
for a high pay.

Speaker 5 (34:38):
Right, Tom, you are correct, right, So.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
I promise y'all. I promise y'all a betting note home
teams and visiting teams before you picked them, all right,
laying on us, Tom.

Speaker 5 (34:53):
So far, home teams have covered forty four point six
percent of the time against the spread, visiting teams fifty
five point four percent. But the number that really interests
me is favorites have covered exactly half the time, which means,
according to my mathematical skills, underdogs have covered exactly half
the time. I mean, it's precise, it's fifty percent. And

(35:17):
so that's just one testament to how difficult but the
NFL has been to pick and it's just getting on
the right teams at the right time. And we're gonna
do that.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
I mean, that's flipping a coin, is what these stats say.
That's crazy, not what I man, Tom. Ten over five hundred.
That's Week six. Let's start with the out of country games.
So we got one of those. Now, oh yeah, there
it is nine thirty in the morning on the NFL network.

(35:50):
Where are they that's one in four Jacksonville and three
and two Chicago.

Speaker 5 (35:57):
They are in London, where Jacksonville goes in every year.
I tell you. I like the Bears. I thought they
were really good last week and I think their rookie
quarterback Caleb Williams started to figure it out. Chicago was
favored by two, they went by six, and there my
locked number one.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
Lock right off the bat in London. That was a
good game last Sunday in London, wasn't it? Or wherever
they were?

Speaker 5 (36:23):
Yeah, it was London. Yeah, And you know, we all
hate it when Aaron Rodgers struggles, but he threw three
interceptions against the Bikings, one of them have picked six
in Minnesota, roll Man five straight.

Speaker 1 (36:35):
In Chicago, will beat Jacksonville. So we started with the
early Sunday afternoon games on after that two and three
Arizona Cardinals at the three and two green Bay Pikers.

Speaker 5 (36:47):
I think green Bay had something working and I liked
them to win this one at home.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
He won in four. Cleveland Browns at the two and
two Philadelphia Eagles.

Speaker 5 (36:58):
This is a getwell game for phil which has been
really inconsistent for that defense of theirs is probably gonna roll.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
So man, they got to Cleveland. What you were talking
about a little bit ago, Deshaunahson and guarantee two un
of thirty millions. They got to keep playing him, right.

Speaker 5 (37:13):
I think the coaches, if you could, if they could
be honest, they'd say no. And I think the owner
would say, ain't up to you. I paid two hundred
and thirty million of this guy. He's starting.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
Then we got a four and one Houston Texans at
the one and four New England Patriots.

Speaker 5 (37:32):
New England's a really struggling in every way, some dissent
in the locker room, and Houston wins this one.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
The two and three Indianapolis coach of the one in
three Tennessee Titans.

Speaker 5 (37:45):
Man, Tennessee, can I get it working? And they will
not get it working Sunday. Indianapolis is gonna win this one.

Speaker 6 (37:50):
Go it.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
Miss Derrick Henry looks like, oh, all right? Three and
two Tampa Bay at two and three New Orleans Tampa Bay.

Speaker 5 (38:01):
I just I think Baker Mayfield is having a good season.
I think he keeps it up, and I think the
Bucks win a close one.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
About that man and New Orleans could not get past
Kansas City Monday, and I.

Speaker 5 (38:14):
Could have nobody else can he?

Speaker 1 (38:18):
All right? Four and one, we're just talking about the
Washington Commandos. They're four and one. They're the three and
two Baltimore Ravens.

Speaker 5 (38:28):
You know, Baltimore is the third highest scoring team in
the league, to Washington is number one. This one's going
to be fun to watch, but I think the Ravens
have the better defense and they pull it out.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
Now bigging the Ravens of Washington. All right, Then we
got four late Sunday afternoon games, two four oh fives,
two four to twenty fives. Here we go the two
and two LA Chargers the three and two Denver Broncos.

Speaker 5 (38:53):
Denver has one of the top defenses in the league,
and that'll be enough Denver wins, said Mawha.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
The three and two Pittsburgh Steelers at the two and
three Las Vegas Levaters.

Speaker 5 (39:05):
Vegas is in the tank. I think Pittsburgh takes this
one on a row.

Speaker 1 (39:09):
The three and two Atlanta Falcons at the one and
four Carolina Panthers.

Speaker 5 (39:15):
Carolina reality has hit them and hit their journeyman quarterback
and injuries have hit them. Atlanta is favored by six.
They went it in double figures and they are my
lock number two and my first domestic lock of the.

Speaker 1 (39:30):
First domestic lock to Atlanta over the Pathers. All right,
And then we got the three and one Detroit Lines
at the three and two Dallas Cowboys.

Speaker 5 (39:41):
That's a good game, man, And what's interesting is Detroit,
the road team is favored, and they should be.

Speaker 1 (39:46):
They're going to win this one, Detroit over the Cowboys.
About that. And then Sunday Night Football the one and
four disappointing Joe Burrows Cincinnati Bengals at the two and
three New York Johns, who may be showing a little something.

Speaker 5 (40:03):
Boys. Cincinnati should have won last week. Their offense is
clicking and their defense is failing. But there will scoring
enough points to win this one at New York, which
is playing well.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
All right, So that's the problem with Cincinnati the defense.
But Borough won't say is that it tom exactly alright?
It In Monday Night Football, the three and two Buffalo
Bills at the two and three New York Jets.

Speaker 5 (40:28):
Well, speaking of losing teams from New York, this one's
good and New York does have a good defense, but
Buffalo has played poorly a couple of games. Now they
will get it working again. They're good in prime time,
and the Bills win this one on the road.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
Buffalo wins on Monday night, and those teams not playing
this week by weeks for Kansas City, the La Rams,
Miami Dolphins, and the Minnesota Vikis. So I didn't give
you Kansas City and Minnesota the two defeated teams, they're
both five and oh the La Rams one and four,
the Dolphins two and three. All right, Tom, good self.

(41:08):
If y'all miss this, of course you can go to
the John one Miller Facebook page. Yer get Tom sticks
up like she does every week. Right, all right, Tom,
thank you man, enjoy have a great weekend. Get outside,
get some fresh air.

Speaker 5 (41:20):
Everybody, have a great weekend. Thank you all.

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