October 25, 2024 • 43 mins
Friday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ll give Carl Childers and that big girl from the Dollar Tree some spotlight time.. - It’s Friday, so we gotta Bang on the Drum.. - The Not Ready for Drive-Time Players have a new script entitled, “A Proper Burial”.. - John Boy reads an essay submitted to a college admissions committee.. - We’ll give away some more of John Boy’s crap.. - and Tom Sorensen gloats over another week of winning picks from last week’s NFL action and we’ll see if he he can do it again this week!..
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Why a man a hour top of your news right
on the other side of our time capsule over this
Friday morning, They're gonna live.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
M This is the award.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
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Speaker 4 (01:01):
Man.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Hello, heesus hot all my life on a fire back,
No man, John boybella here?
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Well, they say, are you beg old Harry? No driving?
Nose picking, knucklets, dragging, mouth, breezing but scratching hoot lightning.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
He lad you had it a couple of new ones
in the lineup, didn't you.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Yeah, I studied you kind of close at night. We
run into you and is down in Daytona lighting well
actually out on this debris, but I hardly ever get
to talk to him on the floor.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Yeah, so how things going over there? Cassi d double wide?
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Get another temporary roommate, Well, run through here, won't.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Know you else?
Speaker 4 (01:41):
This time it's old Twitch, our bondo man over at
the body shop and then lost his driver's license. Oh,
we've been giving him a ride to work in the mornings,
and with a price of gas nowadays, I've decided I'd
rather just move him in here than drive all that
to his place and pick him up every morning.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
It was save money's making money. Yeah, so how did
he lose his license?
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Had him a du i do a man?
Speaker 2 (02:02):
How stupid was that?
Speaker 4 (02:04):
That's what he said.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Well what happened, well on Twitch.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Is dating this old gal, Mandy a while back, and
she busted up with him. He never quite got over it.
You know. Well, he walked in at Hoots one night
and seeing her sitting there at the bar, he decided
to go up there and ask her if they could
talk things out, and I had been twitched. The talking
also included quite a bit of drinking, and the two
of them kind of got pulled over on the way home.
(02:29):
Com comes up a truck says sir, have you been
drinking a night? And Twitch says officer, I ain't even
gonna try to lie to you. Me and my girlfriend
here is trying to patch up our relationship. And we
did it by sharing a beer or twelve. Then we
celebrated by doing a couple of shops there at the bar,
and after we left the restaurant, we stopped off at
the store and picked up a bottle of peppermint snaps.
(02:50):
She just loves that peppermint snap. We might have had
a supprill or two off a bottle tween here and there.
Cop says, well, sir, I'm gonna have to ask you
to step out of the truck and take a breathalyzer test.
Twitch looks up at the cop says, well, it's the matter,
don't you believe me. He's gonna try to get the
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judge and give him one of them restricted permit so
he could drive to him from work. You know, but
he had an ugly incident when he went in for
his court day.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Well what happened?
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Well, we was real backed up at the body shop
a week. Devor told old Twitch he'd go take care
of his business down at the courthouse, but when he
got back, he had to stay till he got all
the work caught up. Well, it is a sold out
crowd in the courtroom that day. FA's just full of
dope heads and shoplifters in the cars, always a regular
dumb crooked news. Well, Twitch sat there thinking about all
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them jobs, piling up work, kept getting madder and mattered
the longer he sat. Finally he just stood up and says,
excuse me, judge, are we getting any words close to
my name? I just come down here to plead guilty.
I ain't one of these unemployed idiots. I got a
job to get back through at y'all. Move this mess along.
Ain't faster as you can imagine that one over like
(04:05):
a fart and a diving hel Judge slams a little
hammer down on the bench says, sir, your name will
be called when it's time to hear your case. And
for your rude interruption, I'm gonna find you one hundred
dollars for a contempt of court man. So Twitch reaches
in the pocket of his breeches and pulls out his wallet.
Judge looks down and says, sir, you don't have to
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pay the one hundred dollars right now. Twitch says, I ain't.
I'm just looking to see if I got enough here
for two more words.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Let me guess.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Yeah. He ended up going for about seven what none
of them your honors? Listen. I got to run here
and me in the IQ twins and the fixing to
go to work.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
You gonna see, yeah, well.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Well you tell them. I said, you know what you mean?
Y'all came straight up, firelight, jam boydam billy, All.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
Right, listen enough, I hate rednecks.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
You people are rednecks.
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Saying I'll see you the good morning.
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Rolling to the Big Show on the radio. Hello, this
is Robert Gulay and you're listening to the Ride of
the Red States, John Boy and Billy right here on
the Big Show. Some enchanted money.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
You may hear the Big Show. Where's my big bag?
Who can't be topical?
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Good morning, it is give it Away time, John Boy's
Wonderful Thing Giveaway number one hundred and twenty two.
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Hey, why we're talking about giveaways right quick?
Speaker 1 (11:38):
I want to congratulate our third of five finalists for
that Big Show one of a kind custom motorcycle, Gene
Dolland from Rowing Oak Rapids, North Carolina. Number three finalists
announced first of the week. Congratulations Gene. He joins Dwayne
Rhymers out of Warner Robins, Georgia, Dave hall O Jasper Alabama.
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Wonderful vane one two, the embroidered hat from the American
White Tail Authority, it goes to Thomas Fiscus, Marietta, South Carolina.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
All right, way go, Thomas, you got it down, buddy.
We'll get that down to you.
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Next up we'll found another one of them leftover cannon T.
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Shirts, all pack and ready to shoot. Check every nook
and crebit.
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why we lost the medium launch Lord get one. Why
you can put your name in the hat when you
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Good morning, Big Shows on a radio, and coming up
we play our last rounds a wordy word for the
week for a happy heard prize, Pike, hang.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
On, do it in a few minutes.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
We gotta get our man, Tom Sorenson in here, our
Friday morning quarterback. He will pick every NFL game this
weekend before we get out of here.
Speaker 7 (13:22):
Good morning Tom, Good morning, John Boy.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
How are you, oh man?
Speaker 1 (13:25):
We are so awesome? What a beautiful time of year,
Tom writes. He says, the time of year as lovely
as the women and the John Boy and Billy World
Headquarters studio.
Speaker 5 (13:36):
Oh somebody needs concert tickets.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Beautiful also to be on a roll.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Last week, Thoma was ten and five for the season,
sixty seven wins to only forty losses. The lock you
wanted Washington by seven and a half over Carolina.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
For the season. You are five and seven. That is
five of the last six. Feel good, doesn't it? Tom?
Speaker 7 (14:02):
Yeah? And uh man, I was worried when I was
owing six. I was worried about being owing six and
I was worried about my checking account. We're good now we.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Go there with you, all right, So, uh, let's have
some of the highlights in the NFL highlight or low.
Like Tua Tagaviola, the Miami Dolphins quarterback concussion. He went
is uh so he's back now, Tom. It was a
whole big deal where he announced he will continue to
play football. Calls it was up like for a baseball
(14:34):
deal as well if he wanted to.
Speaker 7 (14:37):
Yeah, you know he uh. He's had three concussions in
two seasons, and we've seen him on TV and one
of them he was knocked out. One of he got up,
walked a couple of steps and fell down, and then
there was one and a Thursday night game. We two
of this season, and he's coming back and a lot
of people have just said, man quit. And he's twenty
(14:59):
six years old, got a wife, got a kid, got
a future. But he says he loves the game. And
the thing is, I remember, you guys know Kelvin c. Brooks,
a boxer from a world champ from Charlotte. Of course
I wrote a column one saying, hey, you got to
quit because you get hit too much, and he said, man,
he was hurt, and he said, why did you do that?
He said, I love this and I thought about it,
(15:21):
and I was probably wrong to do it. And the
thing is, imagine you're twenty six years old and football
has been the thing that kind of separated you from
the rest of the human race, and you're good at it,
and do you just walk away? And I don't think
you do that. I think that's really tough to do.
And if he wants to keep playing and doctors say, look, man,
(15:42):
it's up to you, then he had to keep playing.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
You know, Tom, you had a concussion and you were
out of work for several months back then, so it
was just pickleball, no.
Speaker 7 (15:54):
Bles.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Heart took a.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Bad fire around there. So you know, so you've you've
kind of been there with a concussion. What do you
think think you do?
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Think like that?
Speaker 7 (16:02):
I used to think, Man, I wonder why people are
out so long athletes when they get a concussion. After that,
I wondered how they came back so quickly because I
wanted to come back, and uh, you know, newspaper knew
I would, and so they they had a line of
communication with my doctor and I said, hey, he said,
I can come back. And I said, oh good, we'll
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check with him. And I thought, okay, he implied it,
but it was, you know, it was, uh, it was.
It was scary for a while. I mean real quick.
I remember going for a walk and I got to
a curb and I thought, I don't know what to do.
I mean, do you raise your foot? Which one? How
do you do this? And I've come a long way
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because now when I get to a curb, I know
what to do.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
But that is scary. I mean think about that. Well,
your brain, you can't do anything. Wow.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Man, Okay, well, let's let's look at your lock of
the week that you got.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Unfortunately it was our Carolina Panthers who got throttled by
the Washington Commanders.
Speaker 7 (17:08):
Yeah. They've given up thirty four points in four straight games,
and each of them they've lost by at least ten points.
And they're so bad right now, at least the perception
of them is, well, they are too. But they opened
as a seven and a half point underdog this week
against Denver. That was Monday, and by Tuesday it was nine.
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You know, it just jumped. But the thing is, you
look at the bottom feeders that have really no chance
of the playoffs. And we're talking about Carolina, New England, Vegas,
the New York Football Giants, Cleveland, Tennessee, and Parlo Jacksonville.
So what do you do the trading deadline is November fifth?
Do you get rid of your stars, because even bad
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teams have good players, or do you and trade them
in for draft choice so you can do something next year.
I mean, to me, that makes sense in a lot
of ways. What if you're a kid and you love
the team even though they're losing, You got favorite players,
and every season they trade those guys, they get rid
of them, every season, they get rid of their coach,
every season they start over. I think, I think it's
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a mess. But if you're Carolina, I think they have
nine picks in next year's draft, and I think what
you do is you trade the past. That is, you
trade your older guys and you hang on to your
younger guys. Unless somebody makes you a great deal for
a young player. Then I think you go ahead and
you do it because you know breaking they're one in six,
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are not going to make the playoffs. They may not
win another game, and they may be Their defense is
just abysmal, and so you want to get better, and
it's not going to happen this season.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
I like what you said, man, don't trade the future,
trade the past. I like that man.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
He's Nostra Tomas.
Speaker 7 (18:57):
He that's worked with mix wife.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
And one more thing about remember how good the Houston
quarterback CJ.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Stroud was in last season. I was just going on.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
He was setting the records and we could have had him,
but we had Bryes and this and that, and he's not.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Looking as good as he was last year. Tom, we
got that going.
Speaker 7 (19:19):
For us now. He played Green Bay on Sunday, passed
for eighty six yards, he was sacked four times, and
he was pressurering forty eight percent of his throws. So
half the time he drops back, he's got back, he's
got guys coming after him. And it just shows you
can't have all the talent. But if you don't have
guys blocking for you and you can't do the thing
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you want to do, it's going to be tough. And
that Bryce Young from the Panthers went to that last
season and I still not giving up on that guy.
He was the number one pick. I had a straw
it was number two. Right.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
No, do not want to give up on Bryce. Yeah,
that shows man. You got to have some people around you,
so all right, be careful who we trade.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
All right, Tom, right, write some more notes. I like it. Buddy,
you got a few minutes.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
You will get back here our final segment of the
what we do every Friday.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
You'll pick the game.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Sorry, I'm all excited about this. Let's get wording word
out of the way. We'll get back with you, Tom,
Thank you, buddy, thank you.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
All right, one ain't under big show. You told free line,
Now you use it.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
We'll get a couple contestants and play next. Good morning.
(20:44):
That's a big show, Alradio, roll into your Friday Hansen's
Halloween Karaoke.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Our featured track Little Gourgeous hipp of a spell on you.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
About roughing by Long Tigers, motorcycle Lawyers at ride. We're
going to get your name and the half of that
big show Motorcycle Big Show, Bite dot com. I win
a bride's back, win a game, A tough one, maby
like listen.
Speaker 9 (21:10):
I had everybody's head.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
I bite that bad word, not a word a word.
Let's meet our contestants.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
We got Greg from Darlington, South Carolina.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Good morning, Greg, Good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Morny, and we got Dean out of altar. This stuff
for Virginia. Good morning, Dean, good morning, good morning all
right boys, welcome in here.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Yo, Dean, you got Tater on your team.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Seah, that's the probably responds coming off of win yesterday.
And I had a cute one that didn't do too well.
So Greg, I'm glad you're my partner this morning. He
might be cute.
Speaker 10 (21:52):
Are you cute?
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Let's do two rails boys and see if we can
get us a one this. Oh, Dean, you relax, meet
and Greg for the first thirty seconds.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Are you ready? Greg?
Speaker 10 (22:07):
I'm ready?
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Greg? Okay, all right, so no I remember this?
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Where goes it? Hung me up yesterday? All right, let's
see what we can do. Start the clock now. It's
a hardware store, true blank hardware.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Thank you? All right? Oh uh? Put your picture up
on the yeah, uh huh. All right? You breathe with
this on your face? Yes, uh huh.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Gobble gobble goes the turkey.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Yeah, uh huh.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Blank of honors the charity, the hand of the flag,
you blanket, and then hand it to you a bill blank.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
You carry your money and a.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
Bill bill all right, good deal.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Got the fold on that foes of honor with what
I was going board? That was some ways you go
in thro It was not right.
Speaker 11 (23:02):
What we do?
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Five five spiral indeed, but they're around one. You're ready, Dean, Yes,
and go.
Speaker 8 (23:18):
At the Olympics. It's the first medal means first place.
What is it?
Speaker 5 (23:22):
Yes?
Speaker 8 (23:23):
Rhymes with it? Yeah, rhyme This next word rhymes with it.
Speaker 11 (23:26):
When you're you're typing a document, you can click on
this and it makes the letter stand out.
Speaker 8 (23:32):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Yes?
Speaker 8 (23:34):
Rhymes with it? Your shower might have this in it?
Speaker 11 (23:37):
Blank and mildew. You're not young, you are uh huh,
you're not hot, but you're you want to can you
blank please while I get the other line?
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Oh oh yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:52):
All right, Well y'all had around with some tough hair,
didn't you cold?
Speaker 8 (23:57):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
That was hard. All right, let's say what we got? Okay,
all right, this is six on the board. All right,
that's the sicks.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
You took the lead by one, Hi, Greg, Come on, buddy,
we gotta do it right here?
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Are you ready?
Speaker 10 (24:15):
I'm ready?
Speaker 2 (24:15):
All right, start the clock. Now. You got a good
real estate agent? Your house was.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Yes, uh huh not rhyming in the morning. You do
this with a razor and cream on your face. Yeah,
uh huh, I blank you. Let's get married. I blank you. Yeah.
This is a green vegetable you chopping up in salads.
It's got a little prickly things on it. You make
them out of pickles. You make them out of pickles.
Speaker 7 (24:44):
Can come back?
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Yeah, uh huh.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
This is where you cook your meals in your house,
in your kitchen. Yes, all right, Greg, Well that's the
best we could do with that, buddy.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
You put a five on a five. It's a ten score.
Dean and Taylor.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Just for the kids listening, you don't make cucumbers out
of pickles.
Speaker 5 (25:03):
You actually make pickles out of cucumbers.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
I just did get it, all right, So still a ten.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Thank you. Let me check again. Okay, four will tie?
Speaker 4 (25:17):
Five? Will win?
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Ready?
Speaker 4 (25:19):
Dean? Yes, sir?
Speaker 11 (25:21):
And can I have a blank of your pizza?
Speaker 8 (25:27):
These These are what's in the middle of a cherry.
Also Nascar, they take it.
Speaker 11 (25:32):
Okay, a bumbled blank. You might go to the dentist
and have him pulled one of these.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
China.
Speaker 8 (25:42):
And you do this to your battery or your car,
you have to yes.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Charge for the winds. Not gonna tell legend needed dog
go on a Greg oh Greg game. A little short buddy,
but we appreciate you playing, and you again anytime.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
All right, good thing, he's cute.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
I'm doing it wrong, I'll say y'all Monday, Dan, good
job there, Bunny. You got the big oh Happy Herd prize, Pig.
We'll get it to you upault to Vista, my boy, Yes.
Speaker 10 (26:19):
Sir, pres a whole lot, and I'll give a shout out.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
You go ahead.
Speaker 10 (26:22):
I'd like to give a shout out to my beautiful
little sister who done twenty seven years and the alf Force,
and to my beautiful girlfriend who's put up with me
for twenty five years. Donald Jean here indeed go and
God bless us. She's got to do it with.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
I got you money.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Good morning, got the big show on the radios. Get
our big request out here, Lance Arnold, All right, Lance,
and see what you say all time favored Randy versus
the Chipmunk.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
It's a classic.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
You got it, Lance, coming up next. Good morning, it's
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a big showing the radio for your Friday, October twenty fence.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Just a few moments.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
I'm in Toms Harsenal bike every NFL game this weekend,
coming off of nine and five weekend after his thirteen
and one showing for week six. Right now requested been
in the morning, Lance Arnold's all time favorite, Randy, You.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Had a little run in with the animal yesterday, didn't you.
Speaker 5 (27:51):
I was attacked in my home. I required medical attention.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Bye Stupy the chihuahua.
Speaker 5 (27:58):
Oh no, I haven't had enough. I was sitting down
in the basement, reading.
Speaker 8 (28:01):
You're killing me, Come off with here.
Speaker 5 (28:06):
And Miranda came down to tell me that dinner was ready,
my daughter, So we came out of the out of
one room, going into another, and this little chipmunk darted
across the floor and Miranda went.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
And what did you do?
Speaker 5 (28:18):
I went, where's more? Screaming like a girl, probably me,
because you know, a critter in your house is a
frightening thing. So she screams. I screamed, and then we
looked at your ice cream and I said, it's a
it's a mouse. No, it's it's a squirrel. I couldn't
tell it was a chipmunk and ran in and went
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right straight to the corner and balled up like you
can't see me if I don't look at you, how
think this? How's he sound?
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Get out?
Speaker 5 (28:44):
Get out?
Speaker 12 (28:44):
Get out? I don't care. I'm going, I'm going.
Speaker 5 (28:50):
So we tried the coats, them away, and all you
do is cower in the corner. So I sent.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
Now, don't you wish you'd played ball? There's a boy
been good bat in practice.
Speaker 5 (29:04):
So now my wife comes downstairs, and we sent her
up to get some gardening gloves so that I could
try to pick him up and put him out.
Speaker 3 (29:10):
Kist the gardening gloves upstairs.
Speaker 5 (29:13):
Well, in the garage, I was down in the basement.
Oh yeah. So she goes and get some brings down
and put him on and he just sits there. So
I reach over and pick him up, and I think, well,
this is not so bad, and I'm walking towards the door,
and he decides all of a sudden, I don't like this,
and so he went nuts inside my hand, nuts inside
my hands and ended up wriggling between my fingers and
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bit through the glove and made this little, teeny little bite.
Let me say it on my on my right finger
on my left hand, right there, nor right that.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
That's a chipmunk bike.
Speaker 5 (29:46):
It's a little teeny little bike, you know. So I figured,
no big deal. I finally get up. Now my wife
trying to get the key to unlock the door was
somewhat comical because at this point he this little chipmunks
decided I ain't letting go to thunder strikes.
Speaker 8 (29:57):
You know, the door is locked, you can't get out.
Speaker 7 (29:59):
But the monk got in.
Speaker 5 (30:00):
Yeah, I don't know how it happened, but I've got
him in there, and now he's got a bite on me.
And you know how dogs when they get ahold of
like a ragnegg and they shake their heads. That's what
he was doing. So she finally gets in. I'm going.
So she finally gets the door open and I put
him outside and he bounces away and he stopped and
gave me the little chipmunk finger and so all right,
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so I have dinner and it's all over. I'm thinking,
no big deal, you know. So I go off to
run an errand away from the house. While I'm gone,
my bride decides to call animal control just out of
curiosity to see if there's anything.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
To weigh about.
Speaker 5 (30:40):
We're almost there, and they recommended that I call our
family doctor. So doctor Walthall goes, meets me at his
office to give me a tetana shot. And by the
time I get home, now, well, first he.
Speaker 13 (30:51):
Said, come on, this is a business phone.
Speaker 5 (30:54):
So thanks to doctor Walfall.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
So you got a tetnis shot.
Speaker 5 (30:56):
So yeah, and I get back home and guess what's
sitting in the driveway. Animal Control. They're there to file
a report. I was going to see fifty of his friends.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
That's him.
Speaker 5 (31:09):
So I met with Officer Posey of the Charlotte Mecklenburg
Police Department Animal Control, who fills out a report and
then gleefully informs me that I'll likely have to undergo
Raby's treatment.
Speaker 4 (31:23):
How I got that?
Speaker 11 (31:23):
Have?
Speaker 2 (31:24):
Oh man?
Speaker 5 (31:25):
And I said no, I won't and she said, yeah,
you can. I said, well, they can't make me. She went, yeah,
they can't. I said, well, first of all, doctor Walfall
says that it's a rodent and rodents don't carry rabies.
And she went, well, really, it's up to our office.
Speaker 4 (31:38):
Hey you did, doctor wall And.
Speaker 5 (31:41):
This girl, she weighs about ninety pounds, she could barely
see over the steering wheel. In fact, one of my
neighbors come out and go, hey, how do you see
over the steering wheel and that thing a little, tiny
little girl.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
But sweet, that's a good idea, you know, make fun
of the animal control Yeah, controls a truck full of badgers.
Speaker 5 (31:58):
Now she doesn't get to make that decision. I don't
know who does. The health department does, so we should
watch you. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (32:03):
You know.
Speaker 5 (32:04):
I went immediately to the internet to try to figure
it out. And from what I understand, you have to
have treatment within a couple of days. And if you
don't have the treatment, then there's in the incubation period and.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Your wife is still living in your house.
Speaker 5 (32:16):
That's hard to believe. But guess guess who else got involved?
Because at the point I was going, I'm not gonna
screw with this. I'm coming home, no big deal, she
calls reinforcements.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Guess who who? Jackie?
Speaker 5 (32:27):
Now Jackie's all over me to go get this shot.
So I figure if I ever want to have a
home cooked meal or sleep with a woman again, Sorry Jackie.
Speaker 3 (32:39):
You know there's a full moon coming up.
Speaker 8 (32:41):
Yeah, if you start growing hair all over your body,
you'll know.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
There's something wrong.
Speaker 6 (32:45):
Starts to turn into this big giant ware chip chip
MYNK mine.
Speaker 5 (32:51):
I wait till now, because I know my wife's inside
the school with my daughter. Here's what I'm going to do.
I'm gonna get me some Alca salts or tablets. I
always wake up before her on the week ends on Saturday.
I'm gonna put a couple of pop them in there,
and I'm just gonna reach over and go and I'm
a grabber, and then she looks over, there's gonna be
foam coming in my mouth. And then I'm gonna go.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
Micro kitchen. Not tonight. I've got to have that.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
Letter catch you drinking out the toilet and look around
like you get caught.
Speaker 5 (33:22):
Well, the downside of that is I'd have to drink
out of the toilet. It sounds like a good plan
up to that point, though, but supposedive. I mean, they
have a good job, though a hard job to do.
Speaker 13 (33:32):
And lord can you see Randy coming in here like
that giant chipmunk and nutty professor too.
Speaker 6 (33:41):
I'm crawling through the heads row in front of my house,
catching copper heads with my bare hands.
Speaker 3 (33:45):
And you get bit by that ship.
Speaker 5 (33:50):
And the lesson learned here if you ever get bitten
by anything, don't set it free, keep it.
Speaker 3 (33:56):
You got to keep it back at yours and if
it doesn't, it never wash.
Speaker 9 (34:00):
Oh no, that's up.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
That's a poster down there.
Speaker 5 (34:03):
Keep it called animal control in whatever city you live
and let them. They'll test the animal to see if
it has rabies.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
And gardening gloves.
Speaker 7 (34:11):
That doesn't work.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
Oh but I ruined your life.
Speaker 5 (34:14):
Yeah, I can promise you. If I have to go
through rabies treatment, my wife is dead.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Oh man, do you know what they do?
Speaker 3 (34:23):
Well, I'm glad the little chipmunk didn't have to die
because it turns out what a talented chipmunky is.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
And love Sling Blade one of our favorite movies.
Speaker 12 (34:31):
I studied on Biting you quite a bit. So what
you got good eat in there?
Speaker 5 (34:40):
Well, sir, we've we've we've got nuts and berries, twigs.
Did you want me to go through the whole menu? Well,
the the twigs are pretty good French crowd twigs, yes, sir.
Well the the small order is fifty five and the
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large order is a dollar.
Speaker 12 (35:03):
We cannot hand me some.
Speaker 6 (35:04):
Of the beating.
Speaker 12 (35:08):
Go one call along, I play country j D shell nutt.
I stand only here but not four three of them
and then dot do that kind of off center like
in Portray.
Speaker 5 (35:29):
You know, I think we need to practice. We need
to We.
Speaker 12 (35:32):
Don't need to practice.
Speaker 8 (35:34):
Rangy, y'all.
Speaker 12 (35:36):
It's a bunch of losers. I don't have saying something here, medicine,
ambulance and a hurst. Ain't you doing you something?
Speaker 7 (35:50):
Beatings?
Speaker 12 (35:51):
No, don't.
Speaker 8 (35:52):
I love you, Mama, thank you you.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
You craze to Chipmunk, I don't shut up.
Speaker 12 (36:03):
I'm gonna go out of my mind.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
It's a big Shaw on the radio every Friday at
this time for the next well a couple of months.
As we head towards the Super Bowl, Tom soars and
picks every NFL game.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
Good morning again.
Speaker 7 (36:44):
Tom, Good morning, John boyl Right buddy.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
Last week Tom continues his role. Went ten and five.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
For the season, sixty seven and forty one the luck
it was Washington nover Carolina five or seven on the locks,
but five out of the last six.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
So let's go to week gate.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
They start with the one o'clock Someday afternoon games. No
games in foreign countries this weekend Atlanta four and three
Falcons at the four and three Tampa Bay Buccaneers started
with a showdown in the NFC South.
Speaker 7 (37:28):
And tough one Tampa Bay's lost both at starting receivers,
but at home, Baker Mayfield, I think they win them anyway,
win a close.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
One, Tampa Bay. Tom, who's the best in the NFC South?
Is it Tampa Bay?
Speaker 7 (37:42):
Yeah, it's you know, it's not New Orleans or Carolina?
Right at Atlanta?
Speaker 2 (37:48):
Oh, it might be Atlanta.
Speaker 7 (37:49):
Would Atlanta's some Cana, But I'd go with I go
with the Bucks, Okay.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
I got the Bucks then, and then we got the
three and four Arizona Cardinals at the two and four
Mini Dolphins. We talk about to is he gonna play
this weekend?
Speaker 7 (38:04):
It looks as if he is. And if he is,
that makes all the difference because they have so much speed,
and I think at home, I think they went there
in Arizona's defense is terrible. Like Miami wins, so.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
Good, go Miami the way you'll know.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
And five and two Baltimore Ravens are the one and
six Cleveland Brown.
Speaker 7 (38:23):
Man does Baltimore look good? And man does Cleveland look bad?
And Baltimore will roll.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
The five and two Green Bay Packers are the two
and five Jacksonville Jaguar.
Speaker 7 (38:34):
Packers are another good team. Got the quarterback and their
defenses really playing well and they win this one with these.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
The four and three Indianapolis Colts are the five and
two Houston Texans.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
Was talking about C. J. Stroud there.
Speaker 7 (38:48):
Stroud and company bounce back this week and they win
this campus.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
The two and five New York Jets are the one
in six New England Patriots.
Speaker 7 (38:58):
And the Jets Beer Jets. You gotta be going nuts.
But Aaron Rodgers said, we have to play with more joy,
So I think I think there'll be joyous after this one.
I think they pull it out a little.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
Bit, works out with that joy thing better for him
than it didn't come allow so far. In alved the
four and two Philadelphia Eagles at the three and four
Cincinnati Beagles.
Speaker 7 (39:22):
I tell you, I think Philadelphia has found itself and
I think they win in the upset on the road.
Speaker 1 (39:30):
We got one in five Tennessee at five and one Detroit.
Speaker 7 (39:35):
Poor Tennessee. Man, there, that is a terrible team. Franchise
is struggling. They fired their coach, which they should in
the last year. And Detroit rolls.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
All right the first four o'clock game late afternoon. This
is only one four to five kickoff. It is the
two and five New Orleans Saints of the three and
three LA Chargers.
Speaker 7 (39:59):
Man New Orleans open the season by just slider in
Carolina and Dallas everyone since they won't win this one,
this is my lock number one of the week. Chargers
are favored by seven and a half and they win
it in double figures.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
Kay, get that down there. Okay, got seven and a half.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
Now, well, there is one more four or five kickoff
and five and two Buffalo at four and three Seattle.
Speaker 7 (40:24):
I think from Buffalo would probably be easier to get
to London than to Seattle, but Sattle's a cool place
to be and it's gonna be good for Buffalo. They
win this one on the road below.
Speaker 1 (40:34):
And then three four twenty five kickoff see one in
six Carolina Panthers. Another late Sunday afternoon gave with Carolina.
They're out in Denver. Lebroncos are four and three.
Speaker 7 (40:47):
I'll tell you Denver has statistically the best defense in
the league, and Carolina is his thirty. First line opened
at seven and a half and within day it was
up to nine. I don't care what it is, Denver's
gonna win and they are by lock number two of
the week.
Speaker 2 (41:03):
Play out another lock and gets the Panthers five.
Speaker 1 (41:07):
Okay, the four and two Chicago Bears at the five
and two Washington Commanders.
Speaker 7 (41:14):
That's a good game. But I think the Bears are
really playing well. They got an underrated defense nobody talks
about because the QB gets all the attention Caleb Ben
he should. But Bears are good and Bears win this one.
Speaker 2 (41:27):
And in Chicago at Washington.
Speaker 1 (41:29):
Then the six and oh Kansas City Chiefs at the
two and five Las Vegas Raider.
Speaker 7 (41:36):
Casey just keeps rolling. Man, They trade, they enhanced, they fix.
They got a problem, they go out and fix it,
and they got the best quarterback in the game, and
they win this one easily.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
It's the city to go seven to oh. And then
Sunday Night football the three and three Dollars Cowboys at
the three and four San Francisco forty nine Ers.
Speaker 7 (41:56):
Forty nine Ers are so banged up, I don't know
if I'll have enough players to team, but they win anyway.
I like them at home over the Cowboys.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
But that all right.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
Then then we got one Monday night football game, the
two and five New York Giants at the five and
two Pittsburgh Steelers.
Speaker 7 (42:14):
Man, Russell Wilson looks so good for Pittsburgh and to Jets.
Pittsburgh as at home as you said. Against the Giants,
Steelers are favored by six and a half. They win
by eleven. They are my lock number three of the week.
Speaker 2 (42:29):
Really good about dem locks?
Speaker 1 (42:30):
All right?
Speaker 4 (42:30):
Then?
Speaker 1 (42:31):
So three locks? One is the La Chargers over the
New Orleans Saints by more than seven and a half.
It doesn't matter what the line is, you said. With
Denver beating Carolina, that is your second lock in lock
number three, Pittsburgh Steelers beating the Giants by more than six.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
And a half.
Speaker 1 (42:48):
No buys this weekend. Everybody plays all right time, looking
forward to it.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
Buddy, open up out of camp.
Speaker 7 (42:55):
Everybody have a good weekend. Thank you.
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Hello, heesus hot all my life on a fire back,
No man, John boybella here?
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Well, they say, are you beg old Harry? No driving?
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He lad you had it a couple of new ones
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Yeah, I studied you kind of close at night. We
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Get another temporary roommate, Well, run through here, won't.
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Know you else?
Speaker 4 (01:41):
This time it's old Twitch, our bondo man over at
the body shop and then lost his driver's license. Oh,
we've been giving him a ride to work in the mornings,
and with a price of gas nowadays, I've decided I'd
rather just move him in here than drive all that
to his place and pick him up every morning.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
It was save money's making money. Yeah, so how did
he lose his license?
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Had him a du i do a man?
Speaker 2 (02:02):
How stupid was that?
Speaker 4 (02:04):
That's what he said.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Well what happened, well on Twitch.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Is dating this old gal, Mandy a while back, and
she busted up with him. He never quite got over it.
You know. Well, he walked in at Hoots one night
and seeing her sitting there at the bar, he decided
to go up there and ask her if they could
talk things out, and I had been twitched. The talking
also included quite a bit of drinking, and the two
of them kind of got pulled over on the way home.
(02:29):
Com comes up a truck says sir, have you been
drinking a night? And Twitch says officer, I ain't even
gonna try to lie to you. Me and my girlfriend
here is trying to patch up our relationship. And we
did it by sharing a beer or twelve. Then we
celebrated by doing a couple of shops there at the bar,
and after we left the restaurant, we stopped off at
the store and picked up a bottle of peppermint snaps.
(02:50):
She just loves that peppermint snap. We might have had
a supprill or two off a bottle tween here and there.
Cop says, well, sir, I'm gonna have to ask you
to step out of the truck and take a breathalyzer test.
Twitch looks up at the cop says, well, it's the matter,
don't you believe me. He's gonna try to get the
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judge and give him one of them restricted permit so
he could drive to him from work. You know, but
he had an ugly incident when he went in for
his court day.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Well what happened?
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Well, we was real backed up at the body shop
a week. Devor told old Twitch he'd go take care
of his business down at the courthouse, but when he
got back, he had to stay till he got all
the work caught up. Well, it is a sold out
crowd in the courtroom that day. FA's just full of
dope heads and shoplifters in the cars, always a regular
dumb crooked news. Well, Twitch sat there thinking about all
(03:44):
them jobs, piling up work, kept getting madder and mattered
the longer he sat. Finally he just stood up and says,
excuse me, judge, are we getting any words close to
my name? I just come down here to plead guilty.
I ain't one of these unemployed idiots. I got a
job to get back through at y'all. Move this mess along.
Ain't faster as you can imagine that one over like
(04:05):
a fart and a diving hel Judge slams a little
hammer down on the bench says, sir, your name will
be called when it's time to hear your case. And
for your rude interruption, I'm gonna find you one hundred
dollars for a contempt of court man. So Twitch reaches
in the pocket of his breeches and pulls out his wallet.
Judge looks down and says, sir, you don't have to
(04:26):
pay the one hundred dollars right now. Twitch says, I ain't.
I'm just looking to see if I got enough here
for two more words.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Let me guess.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Yeah. He ended up going for about seven what none
of them your honors? Listen. I got to run here
and me in the IQ twins and the fixing to
go to work.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
You gonna see, yeah, well.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Well you tell them. I said, you know what you mean?
Y'all came straight up, firelight, jam boydam billy, All.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
Right, listen enough, I hate rednecks.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
You people are rednecks.
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Speaker 2 (13:11):
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Speaker 1 (13:13):
We gotta get our man, Tom Sorenson in here, our
Friday morning quarterback. He will pick every NFL game this
weekend before we get out of here.
Speaker 7 (13:22):
Good morning Tom, Good morning, John Boy.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
How are you, oh man?
Speaker 1 (13:25):
We are so awesome? What a beautiful time of year,
Tom writes. He says, the time of year as lovely
as the women and the John Boy and Billy World
Headquarters studio.
Speaker 5 (13:36):
Oh somebody needs concert tickets.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Beautiful also to be on a roll.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Last week, Thoma was ten and five for the season,
sixty seven wins to only forty losses. The lock you
wanted Washington by seven and a half over Carolina.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
For the season. You are five and seven. That is
five of the last six. Feel good, doesn't it? Tom?
Speaker 7 (14:02):
Yeah? And uh man, I was worried when I was
owing six. I was worried about being owing six and
I was worried about my checking account. We're good now we.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Go there with you, all right, So, uh, let's have
some of the highlights in the NFL highlight or low.
Like Tua Tagaviola, the Miami Dolphins quarterback concussion. He went
is uh so he's back now, Tom. It was a
whole big deal where he announced he will continue to
play football. Calls it was up like for a baseball
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deal as well if he wanted to.
Speaker 7 (14:37):
Yeah, you know he uh. He's had three concussions in
two seasons, and we've seen him on TV and one
of them he was knocked out. One of he got up,
walked a couple of steps and fell down, and then
there was one and a Thursday night game. We two
of this season, and he's coming back and a lot
of people have just said, man quit. And he's twenty
(14:59):
six years old, got a wife, got a kid, got
a future. But he says he loves the game. And
the thing is, I remember, you guys know Kelvin c. Brooks,
a boxer from a world champ from Charlotte. Of course
I wrote a column one saying, hey, you got to
quit because you get hit too much, and he said, man,
he was hurt, and he said, why did you do that?
He said, I love this and I thought about it,
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and I was probably wrong to do it. And the
thing is, imagine you're twenty six years old and football
has been the thing that kind of separated you from
the rest of the human race, and you're good at it,
and do you just walk away? And I don't think
you do that. I think that's really tough to do.
And if he wants to keep playing and doctors say, look, man,
(15:42):
it's up to you, then he had to keep playing.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
You know, Tom, you had a concussion and you were
out of work for several months back then, so it
was just pickleball, no.
Speaker 7 (15:54):
Bles.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Heart took a.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Bad fire around there. So you know, so you've you've
kind of been there with a concussion. What do you
think think you do?
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Think like that?
Speaker 7 (16:02):
I used to think, Man, I wonder why people are
out so long athletes when they get a concussion. After that,
I wondered how they came back so quickly because I
wanted to come back, and uh, you know, newspaper knew
I would, and so they they had a line of
communication with my doctor and I said, hey, he said,
I can come back. And I said, oh good, we'll
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check with him. And I thought, okay, he implied it,
but it was, you know, it was, uh, it was.
It was scary for a while. I mean real quick.
I remember going for a walk and I got to
a curb and I thought, I don't know what to do.
I mean, do you raise your foot? Which one? How
do you do this? And I've come a long way
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because now when I get to a curb, I know
what to do.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
But that is scary. I mean think about that. Well,
your brain, you can't do anything. Wow.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Man, Okay, well, let's let's look at your lock of
the week that you got.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Unfortunately it was our Carolina Panthers who got throttled by
the Washington Commanders.
Speaker 7 (17:08):
Yeah. They've given up thirty four points in four straight games,
and each of them they've lost by at least ten points.
And they're so bad right now, at least the perception
of them is, well, they are too. But they opened
as a seven and a half point underdog this week
against Denver. That was Monday, and by Tuesday it was nine.
(17:29):
You know, it just jumped. But the thing is, you
look at the bottom feeders that have really no chance
of the playoffs. And we're talking about Carolina, New England, Vegas,
the New York Football Giants, Cleveland, Tennessee, and Parlo Jacksonville.
So what do you do the trading deadline is November fifth?
Do you get rid of your stars, because even bad
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teams have good players, or do you and trade them
in for draft choice so you can do something next year.
I mean, to me, that makes sense in a lot
of ways. What if you're a kid and you love
the team even though they're losing, You got favorite players,
and every season they trade those guys, they get rid
of them, every season, they get rid of their coach,
every season they start over. I think, I think it's
(18:14):
a mess. But if you're Carolina, I think they have
nine picks in next year's draft, and I think what
you do is you trade the past. That is, you
trade your older guys and you hang on to your
younger guys. Unless somebody makes you a great deal for
a young player. Then I think you go ahead and
you do it because you know breaking they're one in six,
(18:35):
are not going to make the playoffs. They may not
win another game, and they may be Their defense is
just abysmal, and so you want to get better, and
it's not going to happen this season.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
I like what you said, man, don't trade the future,
trade the past. I like that man.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
He's Nostra Tomas.
Speaker 7 (18:57):
He that's worked with mix wife.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
And one more thing about remember how good the Houston
quarterback CJ.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Stroud was in last season. I was just going on.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
He was setting the records and we could have had him,
but we had Bryes and this and that, and he's not.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Looking as good as he was last year. Tom, we
got that going.
Speaker 7 (19:19):
For us now. He played Green Bay on Sunday, passed
for eighty six yards, he was sacked four times, and
he was pressurering forty eight percent of his throws. So
half the time he drops back, he's got back, he's
got guys coming after him. And it just shows you
can't have all the talent. But if you don't have
guys blocking for you and you can't do the thing
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you want to do, it's going to be tough. And
that Bryce Young from the Panthers went to that last
season and I still not giving up on that guy.
He was the number one pick. I had a straw
it was number two. Right.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
No, do not want to give up on Bryce. Yeah,
that shows man. You got to have some people around you,
so all right, be careful who we trade.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
All right, Tom, right, write some more notes. I like it. Buddy,
you got a few minutes.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
You will get back here our final segment of the
what we do every Friday.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
You'll pick the game.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Sorry, I'm all excited about this. Let's get wording word
out of the way. We'll get back with you, Tom,
Thank you, buddy, thank you.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
All right, one ain't under big show. You told free line,
Now you use it.
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We'll get a couple contestants and play next. Good morning.
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That's a big show, Alradio, roll into your Friday Hansen's
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Our featured track Little Gourgeous hipp of a spell on you.
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a bride's back, win a game, A tough one, maby
like listen.
Speaker 9 (21:10):
I had everybody's head.
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I bite that bad word, not a word a word.
Let's meet our contestants.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
We got Greg from Darlington, South Carolina.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Good morning, Greg, Good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Morny, and we got Dean out of altar. This stuff
for Virginia. Good morning, Dean, good morning, good morning all
right boys, welcome in here.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Yo, Dean, you got Tater on your team.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Seah, that's the probably responds coming off of win yesterday.
And I had a cute one that didn't do too well.
So Greg, I'm glad you're my partner this morning. He
might be cute.
Speaker 10 (21:52):
Are you cute?
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Let's do two rails boys and see if we can
get us a one this. Oh, Dean, you relax, meet
and Greg for the first thirty seconds.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Are you ready? Greg?
Speaker 10 (22:07):
I'm ready?
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Greg? Okay, all right, so no I remember this?
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Where goes it? Hung me up yesterday? All right, let's
see what we can do. Start the clock now. It's
a hardware store, true blank hardware.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Thank you? All right? Oh uh? Put your picture up
on the yeah, uh huh. All right? You breathe with
this on your face? Yes, uh huh.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Gobble gobble goes the turkey.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Yeah, uh huh.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Blank of honors the charity, the hand of the flag,
you blanket, and then hand it to you a bill blank.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
You carry your money and a.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
Bill bill all right, good deal.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Got the fold on that foes of honor with what
I was going board? That was some ways you go
in thro It was not right.
Speaker 11 (23:02):
What we do?
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Five five spiral indeed, but they're around one. You're ready, Dean, Yes,
and go.
Speaker 8 (23:18):
At the Olympics. It's the first medal means first place.
What is it?
Speaker 5 (23:22):
Yes?
Speaker 8 (23:23):
Rhymes with it? Yeah, rhyme This next word rhymes with it.
Speaker 11 (23:26):
When you're you're typing a document, you can click on
this and it makes the letter stand out.
Speaker 8 (23:32):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Yes?
Speaker 8 (23:34):
Rhymes with it? Your shower might have this in it?
Speaker 11 (23:37):
Blank and mildew. You're not young, you are uh huh,
you're not hot, but you're you want to can you
blank please while I get the other line?
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Oh oh yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:52):
All right, Well y'all had around with some tough hair,
didn't you cold?
Speaker 8 (23:57):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
That was hard. All right, let's say what we got? Okay,
all right, this is six on the board. All right,
that's the sicks.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
You took the lead by one, Hi, Greg, Come on, buddy,
we gotta do it right here?
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Are you ready?
Speaker 10 (24:15):
I'm ready?
Speaker 2 (24:15):
All right, start the clock. Now. You got a good
real estate agent? Your house was.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Yes, uh huh not rhyming in the morning. You do
this with a razor and cream on your face. Yeah,
uh huh, I blank you. Let's get married. I blank you. Yeah.
This is a green vegetable you chopping up in salads.
It's got a little prickly things on it. You make
them out of pickles. You make them out of pickles.
Speaker 7 (24:44):
Can come back?
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Yeah, uh huh.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
This is where you cook your meals in your house,
in your kitchen. Yes, all right, Greg, Well that's the
best we could do with that, buddy.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
You put a five on a five. It's a ten score.
Dean and Taylor.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Just for the kids listening, you don't make cucumbers out
of pickles.
Speaker 5 (25:03):
You actually make pickles out of cucumbers.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
I just did get it, all right, So still a ten.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Thank you. Let me check again. Okay, four will tie?
Speaker 4 (25:17):
Five? Will win?
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Ready?
Speaker 4 (25:19):
Dean? Yes, sir?
Speaker 11 (25:21):
And can I have a blank of your pizza?
Speaker 8 (25:27):
These These are what's in the middle of a cherry.
Also Nascar, they take it.
Speaker 11 (25:32):
Okay, a bumbled blank. You might go to the dentist
and have him pulled one of these.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
China.
Speaker 8 (25:42):
And you do this to your battery or your car,
you have to yes.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Charge for the winds. Not gonna tell legend needed dog
go on a Greg oh Greg game. A little short buddy,
but we appreciate you playing, and you again anytime.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
All right, good thing, he's cute.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
I'm doing it wrong, I'll say y'all Monday, Dan, good
job there, Bunny. You got the big oh Happy Herd prize, Pig.
We'll get it to you upault to Vista, my boy, Yes.
Speaker 10 (26:19):
Sir, pres a whole lot, and I'll give a shout out.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
You go ahead.
Speaker 10 (26:22):
I'd like to give a shout out to my beautiful
little sister who done twenty seven years and the alf Force,
and to my beautiful girlfriend who's put up with me
for twenty five years. Donald Jean here indeed go and
God bless us. She's got to do it with.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
I got you money.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Good morning, got the big show on the radios. Get
our big request out here, Lance Arnold, All right, Lance,
and see what you say all time favored Randy versus
the Chipmunk.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
It's a classic.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
You got it, Lance, coming up next. Good morning, it's
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a big showing the radio for your Friday, October twenty fence.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Just a few moments.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
I'm in Toms Harsenal bike every NFL game this weekend,
coming off of nine and five weekend after his thirteen
and one showing for week six. Right now requested been
in the morning, Lance Arnold's all time favorite, Randy, You.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Had a little run in with the animal yesterday, didn't you.
Speaker 5 (27:51):
I was attacked in my home. I required medical attention.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Bye Stupy the chihuahua.
Speaker 5 (27:58):
Oh no, I haven't had enough. I was sitting down
in the basement, reading.
Speaker 8 (28:01):
You're killing me, Come off with here.
Speaker 5 (28:06):
And Miranda came down to tell me that dinner was ready,
my daughter, So we came out of the out of
one room, going into another, and this little chipmunk darted
across the floor and Miranda went.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
And what did you do?
Speaker 5 (28:18):
I went, where's more? Screaming like a girl, probably me,
because you know, a critter in your house is a
frightening thing. So she screams. I screamed, and then we
looked at your ice cream and I said, it's a
it's a mouse. No, it's it's a squirrel. I couldn't
tell it was a chipmunk and ran in and went
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right straight to the corner and balled up like you
can't see me if I don't look at you, how
think this? How's he sound?
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Get out?
Speaker 5 (28:44):
Get out?
Speaker 12 (28:44):
Get out? I don't care. I'm going, I'm going.
Speaker 5 (28:50):
So we tried the coats, them away, and all you
do is cower in the corner. So I sent.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
Now, don't you wish you'd played ball? There's a boy
been good bat in practice.
Speaker 5 (29:04):
So now my wife comes downstairs, and we sent her
up to get some gardening gloves so that I could
try to pick him up and put him out.
Speaker 3 (29:10):
Kist the gardening gloves upstairs.
Speaker 5 (29:13):
Well, in the garage, I was down in the basement.
Oh yeah. So she goes and get some brings down
and put him on and he just sits there. So
I reach over and pick him up, and I think, well,
this is not so bad, and I'm walking towards the door,
and he decides all of a sudden, I don't like this,
and so he went nuts inside my hand, nuts inside
my hands and ended up wriggling between my fingers and
(29:34):
bit through the glove and made this little, teeny little bite.
Let me say it on my on my right finger
on my left hand, right there, nor right that.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
That's a chipmunk bike.
Speaker 5 (29:46):
It's a little teeny little bike, you know. So I figured,
no big deal. I finally get up. Now my wife
trying to get the key to unlock the door was
somewhat comical because at this point he this little chipmunks
decided I ain't letting go to thunder strikes.
Speaker 8 (29:57):
You know, the door is locked, you can't get out.
Speaker 7 (29:59):
But the monk got in.
Speaker 5 (30:00):
Yeah, I don't know how it happened, but I've got
him in there, and now he's got a bite on me.
And you know how dogs when they get ahold of
like a ragnegg and they shake their heads. That's what
he was doing. So she finally gets in. I'm going.
So she finally gets the door open and I put
him outside and he bounces away and he stopped and
gave me the little chipmunk finger and so all right,
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so I have dinner and it's all over. I'm thinking,
no big deal, you know. So I go off to
run an errand away from the house. While I'm gone,
my bride decides to call animal control just out of
curiosity to see if there's anything.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
To weigh about.
Speaker 5 (30:40):
We're almost there, and they recommended that I call our
family doctor. So doctor Walthall goes, meets me at his
office to give me a tetana shot. And by the
time I get home, now, well, first he.
Speaker 13 (30:51):
Said, come on, this is a business phone.
Speaker 5 (30:54):
So thanks to doctor Walfall.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
So you got a tetnis shot.
Speaker 5 (30:56):
So yeah, and I get back home and guess what's
sitting in the driveway. Animal Control. They're there to file
a report. I was going to see fifty of his friends.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
That's him.
Speaker 5 (31:09):
So I met with Officer Posey of the Charlotte Mecklenburg
Police Department Animal Control, who fills out a report and
then gleefully informs me that I'll likely have to undergo
Raby's treatment.
Speaker 4 (31:23):
How I got that?
Speaker 11 (31:23):
Have?
Speaker 2 (31:24):
Oh man?
Speaker 5 (31:25):
And I said no, I won't and she said, yeah,
you can. I said, well, they can't make me. She went, yeah,
they can't. I said, well, first of all, doctor Walfall
says that it's a rodent and rodents don't carry rabies.
And she went, well, really, it's up to our office.
Speaker 4 (31:38):
Hey you did, doctor wall And.
Speaker 5 (31:41):
This girl, she weighs about ninety pounds, she could barely
see over the steering wheel. In fact, one of my
neighbors come out and go, hey, how do you see
over the steering wheel and that thing a little, tiny
little girl.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
But sweet, that's a good idea, you know, make fun
of the animal control Yeah, controls a truck full of badgers.
Speaker 5 (31:58):
Now she doesn't get to make that decision. I don't
know who does. The health department does, so we should
watch you. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (32:03):
You know.
Speaker 5 (32:04):
I went immediately to the internet to try to figure
it out. And from what I understand, you have to
have treatment within a couple of days. And if you
don't have the treatment, then there's in the incubation period and.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Your wife is still living in your house.
Speaker 5 (32:16):
That's hard to believe. But guess guess who else got involved?
Because at the point I was going, I'm not gonna
screw with this. I'm coming home, no big deal, she
calls reinforcements.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Guess who who? Jackie?
Speaker 5 (32:27):
Now Jackie's all over me to go get this shot.
So I figure if I ever want to have a
home cooked meal or sleep with a woman again, Sorry Jackie.
Speaker 3 (32:39):
You know there's a full moon coming up.
Speaker 8 (32:41):
Yeah, if you start growing hair all over your body,
you'll know.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
There's something wrong.
Speaker 6 (32:45):
Starts to turn into this big giant ware chip chip
MYNK mine.
Speaker 5 (32:51):
I wait till now, because I know my wife's inside
the school with my daughter. Here's what I'm going to do.
I'm gonna get me some Alca salts or tablets. I
always wake up before her on the week ends on Saturday.
I'm gonna put a couple of pop them in there,
and I'm just gonna reach over and go and I'm
a grabber, and then she looks over, there's gonna be
foam coming in my mouth. And then I'm gonna go.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
Micro kitchen. Not tonight. I've got to have that.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
Letter catch you drinking out the toilet and look around
like you get caught.
Speaker 5 (33:22):
Well, the downside of that is I'd have to drink
out of the toilet. It sounds like a good plan
up to that point, though, but supposedive. I mean, they
have a good job, though a hard job to do.
Speaker 13 (33:32):
And lord can you see Randy coming in here like
that giant chipmunk and nutty professor too.
Speaker 6 (33:41):
I'm crawling through the heads row in front of my house,
catching copper heads with my bare hands.
Speaker 3 (33:45):
And you get bit by that ship.
Speaker 5 (33:50):
And the lesson learned here if you ever get bitten
by anything, don't set it free, keep it.
Speaker 3 (33:56):
You got to keep it back at yours and if
it doesn't, it never wash.
Speaker 9 (34:00):
Oh no, that's up.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
That's a poster down there.
Speaker 5 (34:03):
Keep it called animal control in whatever city you live
and let them. They'll test the animal to see if
it has rabies.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
And gardening gloves.
Speaker 7 (34:11):
That doesn't work.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
Oh but I ruined your life.
Speaker 5 (34:14):
Yeah, I can promise you. If I have to go
through rabies treatment, my wife is dead.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Oh man, do you know what they do?
Speaker 3 (34:23):
Well, I'm glad the little chipmunk didn't have to die
because it turns out what a talented chipmunky is.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
And love Sling Blade one of our favorite movies.
Speaker 12 (34:31):
I studied on Biting you quite a bit. So what
you got good eat in there?
Speaker 5 (34:40):
Well, sir, we've we've we've got nuts and berries, twigs.
Did you want me to go through the whole menu? Well,
the the twigs are pretty good French crowd twigs, yes, sir.
Well the the small order is fifty five and the
(35:01):
large order is a dollar.
Speaker 12 (35:03):
We cannot hand me some.
Speaker 6 (35:04):
Of the beating.
Speaker 12 (35:08):
Go one call along, I play country j D shell nutt.
I stand only here but not four three of them
and then dot do that kind of off center like
in Portray.
Speaker 5 (35:29):
You know, I think we need to practice. We need
to We.
Speaker 12 (35:32):
Don't need to practice.
Speaker 8 (35:34):
Rangy, y'all.
Speaker 12 (35:36):
It's a bunch of losers. I don't have saying something here, medicine,
ambulance and a hurst. Ain't you doing you something?
Speaker 7 (35:50):
Beatings?
Speaker 12 (35:51):
No, don't.
Speaker 8 (35:52):
I love you, Mama, thank you you.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
You craze to Chipmunk, I don't shut up.
Speaker 12 (36:03):
I'm gonna go out of my mind.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
It's a big Shaw on the radio every Friday at
this time for the next well a couple of months.
As we head towards the Super Bowl, Tom soars and
picks every NFL game.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
Good morning again.
Speaker 7 (36:44):
Tom, Good morning, John boyl Right buddy.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
Last week Tom continues his role. Went ten and five.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
For the season, sixty seven and forty one the luck
it was Washington nover Carolina five or seven on the locks,
but five out of the last six.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
So let's go to week gate.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
They start with the one o'clock Someday afternoon games. No
games in foreign countries this weekend Atlanta four and three
Falcons at the four and three Tampa Bay Buccaneers started
with a showdown in the NFC South.
Speaker 7 (37:28):
And tough one Tampa Bay's lost both at starting receivers,
but at home, Baker Mayfield, I think they win them anyway,
win a close.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
One, Tampa Bay. Tom, who's the best in the NFC South?
Is it Tampa Bay?
Speaker 7 (37:42):
Yeah, it's you know, it's not New Orleans or Carolina?
Right at Atlanta?
Speaker 2 (37:48):
Oh, it might be Atlanta.
Speaker 7 (37:49):
Would Atlanta's some Cana, But I'd go with I go
with the Bucks, Okay.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
I got the Bucks then, and then we got the
three and four Arizona Cardinals at the two and four
Mini Dolphins. We talk about to is he gonna play
this weekend?
Speaker 7 (38:04):
It looks as if he is. And if he is,
that makes all the difference because they have so much speed,
and I think at home, I think they went there
in Arizona's defense is terrible. Like Miami wins, so.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
Good, go Miami the way you'll know.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
And five and two Baltimore Ravens are the one and
six Cleveland Brown.
Speaker 7 (38:23):
Man does Baltimore look good? And man does Cleveland look bad?
And Baltimore will roll.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
The five and two Green Bay Packers are the two
and five Jacksonville Jaguar.
Speaker 7 (38:34):
Packers are another good team. Got the quarterback and their
defenses really playing well and they win this one with these.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
The four and three Indianapolis Colts are the five and
two Houston Texans.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
Was talking about C. J. Stroud there.
Speaker 7 (38:48):
Stroud and company bounce back this week and they win
this campus.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
The two and five New York Jets are the one
in six New England Patriots.
Speaker 7 (38:58):
And the Jets Beer Jets. You gotta be going nuts.
But Aaron Rodgers said, we have to play with more joy,
So I think I think there'll be joyous after this one.
I think they pull it out a little.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
Bit, works out with that joy thing better for him
than it didn't come allow so far. In alved the
four and two Philadelphia Eagles at the three and four
Cincinnati Beagles.
Speaker 7 (39:22):
I tell you, I think Philadelphia has found itself and
I think they win in the upset on the road.
Speaker 1 (39:30):
We got one in five Tennessee at five and one Detroit.
Speaker 7 (39:35):
Poor Tennessee. Man, there, that is a terrible team. Franchise
is struggling. They fired their coach, which they should in
the last year. And Detroit rolls.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
All right the first four o'clock game late afternoon. This
is only one four to five kickoff. It is the
two and five New Orleans Saints of the three and
three LA Chargers.
Speaker 7 (39:59):
Man New Orleans open the season by just slider in
Carolina and Dallas everyone since they won't win this one,
this is my lock number one of the week. Chargers
are favored by seven and a half and they win
it in double figures.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
Kay, get that down there. Okay, got seven and a half.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
Now, well, there is one more four or five kickoff
and five and two Buffalo at four and three Seattle.
Speaker 7 (40:24):
I think from Buffalo would probably be easier to get
to London than to Seattle, but Sattle's a cool place
to be and it's gonna be good for Buffalo. They
win this one on the road below.
Speaker 1 (40:34):
And then three four twenty five kickoff see one in
six Carolina Panthers. Another late Sunday afternoon gave with Carolina.
They're out in Denver. Lebroncos are four and three.
Speaker 7 (40:47):
I'll tell you Denver has statistically the best defense in
the league, and Carolina is his thirty. First line opened
at seven and a half and within day it was
up to nine. I don't care what it is, Denver's
gonna win and they are by lock number two of
the week.
Speaker 2 (41:03):
Play out another lock and gets the Panthers five.
Speaker 1 (41:07):
Okay, the four and two Chicago Bears at the five
and two Washington Commanders.
Speaker 7 (41:14):
That's a good game. But I think the Bears are
really playing well. They got an underrated defense nobody talks
about because the QB gets all the attention Caleb Ben
he should. But Bears are good and Bears win this one.
Speaker 2 (41:27):
And in Chicago at Washington.
Speaker 1 (41:29):
Then the six and oh Kansas City Chiefs at the
two and five Las Vegas Raider.
Speaker 7 (41:36):
Casey just keeps rolling. Man, They trade, they enhanced, they fix.
They got a problem, they go out and fix it,
and they got the best quarterback in the game, and
they win this one easily.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
It's the city to go seven to oh. And then
Sunday Night football the three and three Dollars Cowboys at
the three and four San Francisco forty nine Ers.
Speaker 7 (41:56):
Forty nine Ers are so banged up, I don't know
if I'll have enough players to team, but they win anyway.
I like them at home over the Cowboys.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
But that all right.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
Then then we got one Monday night football game, the
two and five New York Giants at the five and
two Pittsburgh Steelers.
Speaker 7 (42:14):
Man, Russell Wilson looks so good for Pittsburgh and to Jets.
Pittsburgh as at home as you said. Against the Giants,
Steelers are favored by six and a half. They win
by eleven. They are my lock number three of the week.
Speaker 2 (42:29):
Really good about dem locks?
Speaker 1 (42:30):
All right?
Speaker 4 (42:30):
Then?
Speaker 1 (42:31):
So three locks? One is the La Chargers over the
New Orleans Saints by more than seven and a half.
It doesn't matter what the line is, you said. With
Denver beating Carolina, that is your second lock in lock
number three, Pittsburgh Steelers beating the Giants by more than six.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
And a half.
Speaker 1 (42:48):
No buys this weekend. Everybody plays all right time, looking
forward to it.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
Buddy, open up out of camp.
Speaker 7 (42:55):
Everybody have a good weekend. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
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