Late Riser's Podcast for Mon 03-27-23

Late Riser's Podcast for Mon 03-27-23.  

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning everybody from my Big Show family of yours.
Thank you for listening. Listen news, whats mords coming up? Hello,
Rickey bit sharp bro. I don't know you pot liquers
are listened to that. A couple other pot liquers noted
John Boyd and Billy on the Big Show. You know,

(00:21):
I ain't just a guest star on the Playhouse and
the official mascot from mister Run my popular pizza run.
That's just the tip of the iceberg. But this note
from John boy keep it short, set up. I can

(01:10):
do the dow Oven at him all right. Big Joe's
on the radio, most of us. We got it on
me and Tator about that. We found the parking place.
So far there's morning. Uh all right here, hey, just
lock everybody out. That Perkin is that Perkin is a

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little different. All right, Well, let us go ahead and
start look at our national days. I'm sure you'll be
able to help me out on this Spanish high Yellow day.
Well maybe I'm wrong, said, is that right? So rice Spanish?
I'm just figuring to something to do with rice because
them Spaniards eat some rice. Okay, same thing they will.

(01:57):
It's the other day. Rica oh I did it. They
had it. They had it left over about that. They
were like, what's piolaola. I was like, no, it's piola
by new the correct pronunciation. I might gonna got some
info on that day. You're not gonna make it good. No, No,

(02:17):
there's some kind of rising. I'm kind of chicken and something.
I wasn't sure what it was in there. It looked
like a little squid, but it didn't taste like, oh,
wait a minute, that mine didn't have any of that
in the well. That was good whatever it was, okay, alright,
Spanish Piola day. All right? Oh, good morning, by the way, Randy,
all right, good morning. We started here. Uh it's National

(02:40):
Joe Day. All right. You know, my old buddy Joe
Joe Butler just had his birthday last week. Remember the
belated birthday I heard that I was talking about, so
that his birthday is Marsha twentieth and mine is eight
days Like, hey, my birthday is tomorrow. Oh no, that

(03:01):
goes Joe, yeah, about a week before all mine. All right, Well,
Happy Joe Day. Have a body named Joe, all right,
and one Morris National Scribble Day. This inspires children too,
kindness through art it says, so each of us starts
out as a little colorful, wrinkled up human being with eyes, nose,

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and sometimes a shock of hair. Our personality develops as
we go. Or it says we're a bit like a scribble.
So try to explain that to the kids. No, because
I want my kids to grow up normal. Just have
a happy Joe day then, all right, ain't about the
xs and ozs on scribbled. It's about their Jimmy's on

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the Joe's looking for a way to work that in.
All right, when there you go. We got three days
in instrits saved up. Those would be very important. We're
gonna get you ready for outburst in that first prize
packet because a big show is on the radio. Good morning,
Big Shows on the radio. First prize pack today Trophy
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twenty percent off. Also a copy The whole truth about

(04:32):
spring turkey hunting, according to Cuzz right here at Turkey Season.
We got you covered. So let's look at our three
dates in history where we'll get our categories. March twenty seventh,
nineteen ninety nine, Bill Mintie, a Bridgeport, Connecticut, bowled six
thousand eggs for his neighborhood Easter egg hunt in ten minutes. Wow,

(04:53):
let's see what old Bill did. He boiled the eggs
inside of mesh bag in a large washing machine at
his dry cleaning shot. He says a lot of work.
He perfected the technique over the years. Don't think it
banged around, you think so well? If it's running. Yeah, alright,

(05:13):
go mister Mintie. Let's move up to one. Twelve days
before his eighty eighth birthday, Barry Thomas became the oldest
bowler in America to roll a perfect three hundred game.
Thomas said he probably couldn't have done it if he
let himself get nervous. Let it go age works. Finally,

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on this day, No. Two singer Ly Love It was
trampled by a bull while trying to help his uncle
who had been thrown by that bull Love. His right
leg was broken in several places. Alright lyle be carel
out there, So buddy, Buddy Robert Arrol King, Yeah, all right, y'all,
think you bought you some country singers that you like.

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He come on, let's play Outburst one eight hundred Big Show.
You're told free line across America. We'll play next good

(06:29):
Monday morning as a week show on the radio. Video
of the days punched by ls Tractor, starting blue and
stay blue. Guess why this security guard quit his job.
You'll see at a Big Show dot Com he shot
the rection for My Wonderful Things in the weeks and
Max's race cars on open Big Old Wops in nineteen

(06:52):
eighty eight to ninety two might be sitting on a
fortune check it out. You go to the Big Show
dot Com. All right, and now winning woman up Boost.
Let's play out Burst. It's the game that anyone can win.

(07:14):
John Boy and Boy give you prizes from the big
Prize being. Let's go contesting number one. This should be
a lot of fun when you're playing up Boost, have
a a re up and guest time you love the
best time you never a big shot from Buck Canon

(07:40):
West Virginia. Stay good looking for I'm trying to turn
it down. That was gonna find it. I'll tell you later.
When it sounded like you said, okay, uh Steve, good morning, buddy,

(08:03):
good morning. They all right, we are ready to play. Now,
all right, say we know you're awake. Let's get to
you again. Five seconds, Steve, give us three ways to
cook eggs. Ready go scrambled, boiled, poached. Now give us

(08:25):
three bowling terms. We're ready to go gutterball, strike and
a spare. Steve methodically headed toward that prize pick for
the win. Three male country singers ready to go, Dark
Brooks while love It and Tim McGraw. And there you

(08:47):
are winning the old joby tree stands, give back, cousins,
Old True, the boy spring turkey hunting. We're gonna get
it to You'm buck cannon now, Steve, alright, awesome guys,
thank you, all right, boy, will them on the arrow

(09:08):
our time your knees. I got call. Children's gonna tell
us a story right on ether side. Good Morning's big

(09:52):
show on the radio for your Monday in March twin
at seven, like these early morning stories from car getting
the kids up and all ready to go to school
learn some stuff. He goes. I thought, all right, I
want call to tell us the story winning the Pooh.
He goes. Teller just talking about a movie and maybe
some of the kids don't know the story. What what

(10:13):
was that movie is tell us about? On? Want to
watch the Pooh Blood and Honey. It was Blood and Honey.
It's about like they go like a killing rampage. Yeah, Pigglet,
Whinney the Pooh and Piglet. Yeah, I told him that
Piglet he's a batman. Yeah you can. You can actually

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watch it. You can stream it on Netflix, Peacock or
Amazon Prime R. But you probably won't. Well, let's hear
the real story or as close as weekend get of
Whinny the Pooh, and now it's story time with your host,
Carl Childs. M I went to a yard sale and

(10:58):
metter Bill Cox. Aaron got me a bunch of books.
I'm turning into a real reader. Got one called The
Calm or something or other. It's got lots of pictures
of men and women race live with out their clothes on.
I lean that out to mister Bill Cox. I ain't
see hiding her hair of it. Since I hope he
don't tell me how it ends. I did find a

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book about a boy and his bear called Whiney the Pooh.
I can tell you about it if you want me to. Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure,
I'd like to put her to a vote, All right, Ted, Well,
Sarah watched upon a time Aaron, there's a sickly little

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boy or wear in England. He would write, puny, pitiful,
no bigger in the squirrel, a sick little squirrel. He
had him a pet bear name of Whiney. I reckon,
they're probably ain't much worse than a bearon to complains
all the time, especially when you ain't feeling up to
snuff yourself. But that boy, he loved that baron. That's

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what counted. Every day, that sickly boy and Whiney they'd
wander off in the wood summers, getting in the adventures
or whatnot. They had some other critter friends with them,
some donkey named my eyes, or a little pig name
a pig pen, some nervous rabbit, an old owl, and

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a kangaroo with a young gun in its pouch. That
one made me laugh, well, sir, One day, that sickly
boy and Whiney they got a hankering for some honey. Say,
now wearing England, they put honey on their biscuits instead
of mustard. But an old timy days, you couldn't just
drive down of the food ginny there and get some

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folks had to do for themselves. So they bundled up
the other critters and they headed for that big old
tree that was just as swarming with bees. Turns out
that honey wasn't for a piece of the tree the
old They had to get outround old m bees without
getting stung. They figured out for a while, and that
sickly boy come up with an idea. He had old wine.

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He rolled around in the mud there to fool them
bees into thinking he was a storm cloud. Then he
tied the balloon to him so as he could float
up to where the honey was. It seems you couldn't
find honey in the store there, But I reckon there's
a place to buy helium balloons. I care in the wood,
So old Whiney, he floated up where them bees was.

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Then be's pretty smart. They weren't fooled none. They popped
that balloon right quick, whine It wasn't mite tubby, So
if the fall didn't hurt him none when he hit
the ground, but they was all of mine put out.
They went back to nervous rabbit's house there and that
stuffed to figure out another plan. Whiney found out that
rabbit had a big old jar of honey on the shelf.

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He didn't like that rabbit at holding out on him.
He got that down. He ate that whole jar honey
without sharing a bit of it. They couldn't do much
about it, on account he was a bear. All they
could do was holler, what you eat all the honey firm,
What you eat all the honey firm. Well, they got
another plan together, and they sent off to get the

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honey out of that tree. But old Whiney there and
eat eat up so much honey they couldn't get out
the door. He got stuck about half in half out,
so sickly boy I saw her and pig Pen pulled
from the front island kangaroo and a rabbit pushed from
the back for too long. Whiney come out of that
doorway with a pop. He flew through the air keystra

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over tea kettle way up in that tree, got stuck
head first in the hole where that honey. Was he
snowed that honey? His eye just blazed over like mister
Hanson knew Jennifer Aniston movie. I rest my case, Old
Whiney the pooh he ate and ate and eight that
honey bees. M bees work mighty hard on that They

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started stinging him. Whine He just kept on eating what wine.
He didn't know was he had one of them allergies
to be stings. He swolled up killed him. He was
so swoll up he stayed up in that treehole for
pertain ere a week before his carcass fell out. Old rabbit,

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he had the last laugh, made a rug out of him.
The end borl of the story Bears won't kill you
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you might have a sweet tooth. Little dollar. Good Monday Morning,

(16:18):
Big shows on the radio. All right, Zach, Welcome to
John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode, Boodroau meets mad Cap.
As our story opens, It's three am in the bedroom
of Woodrow Boodrow in Thibodeau, Louisiana. Husband husband, Weggie, Weggie?

(16:42):
What time is it? It'd be three o'clock am. I
heard a noise in the kitchen, so I got up
to see what it was. What you found was me?
Who does I am having this? My given name is
Bobby lead Devereau Junior, but most folks call me bad Cap.
Don't you recognize him? He'd been on the news for

(17:03):
two straight days. He gotta escaped convict from the state prison.
What meant the man Cap? We ain't looking for no trouble,
So what do you want with us? Running from the
police for two days has made me a mite hungry?
I was kind of looking for something another to eat.
You want food, we take it. Ain't here the key

(17:24):
to my trunk us I was on the kitchen. Count
I don't have any I don't found the food under
the key. I also found this is here butcher knife.
What what you gonna do with that? Well, I reckon,
I'm gonna have to use it on your two I
can't leave no live witnesses knowing I was here. We

(17:44):
ain't gonna tell nobody you was here. I know you
ain't being this here. Knife gonna make real sure about
that now. Being a gentleman, I always let the ladies
go for us, and I like to know who I'm
dealing with before I start criminalizing on. What's your name, darling?
My name is Lizabeth. Did you say Elizabeth saying it?

(18:10):
Say it was? That was my mama's name. Wait, say
it was Elizabeth? Never she the only person in the
world ever been kind to me. I can't hurt nobody
name Elizabeth, you can't. I can see your real Please

(18:32):
the body, Oh man, I'm just gonna turn you loose.
Oh praise the Lord. That's good news. Good for you,
bad for who's born here? What with my bottomless rags
come bubbling off? I guts to use it on somebody.

(18:53):
And if it ain't gonna be Elizabeth, look like it's
gonna be you, son. So what's your name? Boy? Well,
my given name is Woodrow, Boodrow. Most folks call me Lisbon,
son of them. We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and

(19:14):
Billy Playhouse. You know you kind of look like may
How about you tune in again next time we're here.
The canine cop with the bloodhound saying, hey, big man,
let me hold a dollar. I knew we should do
it all. Good morning, you got the Big Show on

(19:38):
the radio. More chances you to win coming up after
your news, weather and sports. Good morning, Vicious Connery, Sean Connery.
And you might think that I'm just a a lot
of sophisticated yet rugged Scottish movie star, and you'd be right.
What's my secrets? The truth is I can't stop my
day without listening to the Big Show with trun Boy

(19:59):
and Bill crush Me. There are a lot funnier than
doctor Nohan, Bluefeld who who. Good morning, It's a big

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Sean radio for you. Monday, March twenty and seventh, John
Boys wonderful thing give away this week, got some Max
race cars. I got a whole box that's never been
open bound. There's one or two boxes, so we're gonna
put this up first for this week. It's like huge,
It's like from nineteen eighty eight to nineteen ninety two. Yeah,

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fifth edition, I think fifth day and he's still feeled
in its original rapping about that. That is cool man.
It's making a NASCAR and the legends. You're gonna getting
them cards. NASCAR legend kale Yarborough is eighty four years old. Today.
First NASCAR driver I ever actually got to shake the

(21:25):
hand of I was about eight years old. My dad
took us to see him about that. He used to
drive for an auto park store, but I don't remember
which one it was, but there we were. Okay, Oh man,
he's a four time daytone of five hundred Winter nineteen
seventy nine. That was the famed final lap where him
and Donnie Housing got up and got out and mixed

(21:46):
it up. Yeah. Fighting at the end the day done
to five hundred, potting NASCAR on the map. Everybody up
north was snowed in, said, what in the world these
Southern boys doing, raising, bagging and getting out and fighting?
Oh yeah, the good old days, all right? Yea? Well,
back to the max race cards. You go to the
Big Show dot Com recher to win them. We give
them away Fridays the way we do by wonderful things

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at the Big Show dot Com. Good morning, got a
big show on the radio. Coming up. We play John BOYD.
Jeopardy winner gets one hundred and twenty dollars worth of
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All right, looking for a good Monday song? Boy, this
fits after my weekend. I've been a singing song about me.
Matt Thirdner's named Johnny. He's kind of funny wheeze about

(22:53):
two eighty five, likes to eat junk food way and
he's in a bad mood, which is most all of
the time, but that's just how it is. He likes
crackers and cheese. Whiz ah, he's so fat. What do

(23:24):
you think of that? What stupid happened? He's so fat?
One day he was buzzing, so he bought a dozen
Chrisfie cream donuts to go. He ain't all twelve of them,

(23:50):
Oh how he shoved them till nothing was left but
the host. But that Johnney, even though he's Funney Ah,
he's so fat. What do you think of that? And

(24:18):
whats you big at? He's so fat the nights ja

(24:51):
joy even though he's Finney, Well, he's so fat. What
do you think of that? It was a step? Did happen?
He's so fat, He's so fat? What do you think

(25:23):
of that? It was Steve? Did happen? He's so fat?
Turn into one of my favorites only years? So you've
learned the hurtfulness of the lyrics. He has to love it.

(25:43):
Oh yeah, he's learned to accept his birth. Hello, what
am I gonna do about it? Now? Let's let's enjoy it?
All right? Well, let's play John Boyd, Jefferdy, y'all, let's
jump right in here. Statistically speaking, you're more likely to
contract and infection ring a visit to one of these
than any other public facility. What is a hook? Oh?

(26:09):
Arthur Sarger for everything? What's y'all? Guy? One? Eight hundred?
Big show? You told free line? Come on? We played
John Boyd Japanese Next? Good Morning is a big Sean radio?

(26:45):
Really do your Monday in March twenty and seventh, putting
on the day and brought you by LS Tractor, Scarred
Blue and Stay Blue. Tator squat, Tator squat. Move ahead,
Guess why this security guard quit his job? I know
you'll be able to figure it out. Ignored the tator
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Show dot Com. And right now let's play Yes live
across of our racians Chip and now your host guess
why his personal stylist quit his job. He's John bore

(27:30):
like it. Let's say hey to Allen out of Lexington, Tennessee.
Good morning Allen. What's going on? John Boyd? Hey buddy,
you are first up on John Boyd Jebany grab his
bulls knot prize back if you can tell us statistically speaking,

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you're more likely to contract an infection during a visit
to one of these than any other public facility. What
do you think, Alan Furst? Answer would be hospital, second
answer would be your house. I got it out of
the jam, even though I'm controlling them right and wrong.

(28:12):
So I believe you get your well, let's say, is
a hospital because that's where the germs are. That's the
truth about that. So actually your odds are one and fifteen.

(28:33):
It's a man getting some kind of germ or something. Well, yeah,
but there's here's some bad news following up from COVID nineteen.
You know, the health facilities were all focused on uh,
you know killing, you know, disinfecting for that virus. But
now we've got a dangerous fungus that is coming up
with the CDCs. Oh man, dude, you don't not show

(28:55):
us telling you about this, dick. My boy plays the
game the last of us. Oh yeah, that's what it is.
A fungus that makes people into zombies. Well, the CDC
is a ship warnings for it and how to disinfect
for it for public health facilities. Wow, all right, I
will need fungus. All right, Alan, Jackie's gonna get your dress,

(29:15):
and I'm gonna give it to my wife. She's gonna
be about half hot. But you can talk about my house. Yeah,
you go ahead, buddy, I like in the shout out
to all the Trump supporters. Well all right there allan,
we appreciate you, buddy. You hang on and Jackie'll hook
you up. Bottom of the hour on top of your news.

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Oh my old bunney from the country, hundred year old
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Boy and Billie Big Show, the South's number one export.

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A beautiful supermodel, a bizarre rock musician, a mysterious disappearance.
What was the twisted secret they shared? And where are
they today? I'm Robert Stuck. Join me and maybe you
can help solve a mystery holding up. Horace Covin was

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born in a small village just outside Prague in nineteen
sixty seven. Her stunning beauty made her the toast of Czechoslovaki,
so much so left to native homeland in the early
nineteen eighties emigrated to America. Paulina soon became the toast
of the United States as well. A face and figure
were featured in hundreds of magazines, including The Crowning Jewel

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in Any Model's Career cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue.
At a party in nineteen eighty nine, Paulina met Rick o'cassock,
leader of the Boston based haircut rock band called The Cards.
Eyewitnesses at the party say Paulina and o'kassack were inseparable
that night and from then on. Shortly thereafter, Okassack's band

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split up after a long dry spell on the music charts. Meanwhile,
Paulina's modeling jobs became less and less frequent, the exception
of a single high profile campaigns Stay Lauder. She has
been virtually invisible since meeting o'kassa at a party in
nineteen ninety three, Paulina and Okassic serviced again. Paulino wore

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a small gold band on the third finger of her
left hand. She was also carrying a small bundle, which
eyewitnesses say may have contained a small child. As incredible
as it may see, authorities now theorized Paulina may not
have only married o'kassk, she may have actually had sex

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with it. Paulina Portskova's twenty nine years old, five feet
ten inches tall, one hundred fifteen pounds, with straight shoulder,
lenked brown hair, blue eyes, and she is built like
a brick rick Ocassock. It's forty years old, six feet
three inches tall, ninety seven pounds, and as usually described

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as that scary looking mother who used to sing for
the car. If you have any information about the war
about either of these people, please contact the Los Angeles
County Sheriff's Department or called our toll free number one hundred.
What's that all about? Next week? Never before seen video

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footage of a UFO that appeared of her Tulsa, Oklahoma,
in November of nineteen ninety four. A glowing object that
has the shape and markings of a double wide mobile home.
Could this be the Mothership come to claim the rest
of her lost squadron? Find out next week on another
edition of Unsolvable Mystery. John Boy and Dilly, Good morning radio.

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Done right, good morning. It's a big show on a

(34:08):
radio for your Monday. Right, glad you're kicking your work
week off with us. Well, he wanted to come check
out our new location. We're always glad to have him.
Welcome back to the big show, Nervelte Wheeler. Well, nerve
you found it? What do you think? Yeah, for a

(34:29):
few minutes. Ah, it's how that is in the wrong place.
That's pretty dad game fancy here. Yeah, most important question
is is that the coffee still free? Well you take
all you won't? Well, hell, I total with service next time.
What's got you out and about today? Well, my great
grandson he got me. He hooked up with one of

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them our focus groups, you know where a lot of
folks sit around and answer questions on the different topics. Yeah,
they pay you for that. Well, now that's hat big radio,
but it's a nice little payday. He can't turn nothing
down in this economy. And the last time they wanted
to talk to a passing the seniors about how their
memories doing. I was in the room there with two

(35:11):
other fellers, Bernard and Jasper, and the doctor. He asked
Bernard there, so what is three times three? And Bernard
says two hundred and seventy four. Then the doc turns
to Jasper there and says, what's three times three? Jasper
he cogitate on that for a second. He answers Tuesday.

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The doc shakes his head, and then he asked me
the same question. I burrowed his pen and his paper there.
I did a little ciphering, and after a second I
said nine. Doc smiled. He said, well, how'd you come
up with that answer? I said, when he pretty simple
truth be told, I just subtracted Tuesday from two hundred
and seventy four. Yeah, we're all having pretty good sport

(35:57):
with him. Still got paid though, can't heard nothing down nowadays.
It ain't easy finding gainful employment at my age. I
had an interview with a fellow over to the hardware
store in my little town. He asked me, he said,
he said in the nervel, what do you think is
your worst quality? And I said, well, I reckon it's
being too honest, And he smiled and said, well, that's

(36:20):
not a bad thing. I think, honest, he's a good quality.
I said, I don't give a damn what you think. Well,
maybe you're too honest, then, so did you get the job? No?
But I still had a good day that day. I
walked outside. I saw a coup writing a ticket. I said,
and I come on there, chief, give a senior citizen

(36:40):
a break. The cop just tore out the ticket and
stuck it under the wiper. I said, hey, everybody, five,
why don't you take that bullet out in your pocket
there and put it in your gonna go catch you
real criminal? And he wrote another ticket for Warren tires.
I says, hey, Everyboddy out here, make sure your meters
and paid up. Kodjack here blood rounded up all the

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real criminals. He's only got time for parking sky flaws
to deal with. He wrote another ticket for a broken
head lad. I kept dating for another ten minute or so,
and and he just kept on the writing tickets. And
he finally said, he goes, mystery, you got about a
thousand dollars worth of tickets there. I said, no, I don't.
The owner of the hardware store does. And I walked

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across the street got in the truck and rope one.
That's what he gets. We're not hiring you. So okay,
So where are you off to next? Well, I gotta
go buy a feller and expansive birds. What in the world, Well,
you know where the Easter coming up? And all I
thought I'd have a laugh over to Claude Duncan's place
and his chicken coop. I went in there when when

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he was gone, I replaced all the hens eggs with
colored Easter eggs, all of them, every color of the
dad cover rain. But when the Claude tank it was funny. Yeah,
but his rooster didn't. He got one look at them
bright colored eggs and went out and killed the peacocks. Yeah,
that's what my wallets in my head to shut it
out for that new bird. Well, last enough, John off,

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I go. Can you have Taylor show me where that
free coffee that you heard? The man? I'm saying next time,
nor keep your side of old and you got grace,
then holler yound me yp morning. You got the big
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But I are fun with Bradshaw. Monday continues. Brasshaw has
started a list potential new friends party. See that big

(41:25):
shiny silver thing there, that's a micro right here, I'm
looking over. Let me see sloopy. My ex brother in
law is on the list. What's he in charge of?
He's your party, buddy. I'm sharing the hair, that sort
of thing moving around. He'll thank his hair off at
the heart. Well, I say, oh, the latest one, Champagne.

(41:50):
That's right for a little comedy, you know, little camera,
that sort of thing been around the world twice. Now Wayne,
who is Wayne? You have him in charge of transportation.
Wayne was a truck driver that called Inn't offer for
you to ride up front? The sun Eye drives all
over the southeast. Listen to the show every day. How
you doing? What about Gerald from Gaston? You Gerald's the

(42:12):
guy to beat you? Was spitting all over my back
while I was trying to keep off of you. That
Bill's cars over and gas ton you that soaked my
whole back trying to protect you. But what else? The
water boy over me? It was unbelievable. It was Brian Half.
You have Cook remember him? I'm sure about that. I

(42:32):
have to research. I think that's what it wrote the
letter applying for the jobs, right, And he's the cuddle partner,
that's right, he's your we're talking hugging stuck. We have
Clint truck driver, another truck driver on the list, right.
That's when the first one gets tired of you, throws
you out of the cabs. Trunk's gonna pick you up.
He's gonna trail behind us. Yeah, Clena be right behind

(42:53):
you all. Uh, Danny the hollerer. Yeah. But in case
my hus go out there, you don't think he'd get
on my nerves. That's why I traveled the whole box
of bas powder. I see Dwayne on here. I don't
remember Dwayne. Dwayne is a guy you met at the

(43:16):
Yellow Rose that I told you not to talk to,
that you ended up. I ended up basically had a
threatening to leave you alone. Uh, you met his grand baby's,
his wife, her sister, and three brother in laws. I
don't know what was going on, having a birthday party
or something. Now here Mike for morning excitement. Michael's got
called in screaming about six fifteen. I flew out of
the bed listening to the show, and Uh, I don't

(43:39):
know what you take to morrow, Michael, send me some
of that comes. You're right up the bat. Didnty Jacket
had this? Uh, Mildred and Jeans, let's talking about that.
We're over at at the office at at Johnny's and
then we're in the closet and Johnny never the best part.

(44:06):
Were you in there? With Marty's Special Traffic. Now, man,
I was going through some most oven brad y'all whole stuff.
Johnny won't throw anything away. This is from nineteen eighty
seven and it was something about John Boy the legend,
and so we've got me. It was a long poem
and about what a great guy Johnny was obviously annoying
very well. But they're on there for positive reinforcement, to

(44:29):
make you feel better about yourself, trying to cover all
areas you know. Well, now, now, Deuce, you have deuce Now,
I know he just played a contest like yesterday, didn't he, Yeah, deuces,
to keep your spirits settings. A lot of you y'all
seem to, you know, get along well, talk well on
the radio together. I think that's that's a good Now.
Toad's mama, who you mama? She's putting together v ip

(44:51):
fishing tournament where wrestle Offorce America will wrestle tomorrow night
and many of right right, she's in charge of animal welfare,
so he says, make Randy don't have to feed my dogs.
I think she's gonna take care of it. Let me see, midget.
Maybe it was a little guy that was moving around
in the fridge. I couldn't keep up with me. Go

(45:13):
behind a bar stool, I'd say, he's gone. He comes
flying out of there. Uh, let me a little devil.
Barbara and Ronnie. That was the man and a woman
done at Orlando that stayed for nine hours. Lass of Greg.
We're outside the window. Oh you have you have beside that?

(45:37):
Where y'all going later? Uh? Let me see you got
Tick down here? I remember he was another call earlier. Yeah,
Tick Tick out a buddy named Slick and they were
on one morning having a big time on the show.
And like I said, just just people. You seem to
get along well with Ticking Slick all right? Now, who
is Denny from Disney? Denny. He's a guy that when

(45:58):
we got our luggage, that was when we checked there
was helping Billy down there. Yeah, cool outfit. Yeah, he's
got checked all the keys. Make sure all your keys worked.
When you were irritating me for something I didn't do,
remember that he came open to close it. The door
is five minutes, I'm getting ripped and then he's checking
the keys. We got all kinds of stuff going on
that side. Everybody, Billy didn't he mister James. It's like

(46:23):
being checked in the hotel by mister Bean. Let me
see Nascar, Sam. Absolutely, Now a little Nascar Sam. This
is a little kid that that knew every driver, every sponsor,
every number, every race. And for some reason he got
on your nerves. Absolutely, and I think you gotta have
a kid. You gotta have a kid around a Web
occasionally said I'm putting Nascar on area se. Uh. Let

(46:51):
me see. You got two Larries down here. The one
Larry was the guy at Grove Park that uh, I
mean that guy would he was about to go down.
Larry's a perfect big show fan. And then they got
Larry the recorder. Remember there was gonna be your friend
if you record your thoughts on And we had a

(47:11):
fifteen second tape. So we've got to get a shorter
tap because the thoughts didn't last quite fifteen seconds. Oh yeah,
you named if we can take Larry how to drive, buddy,
we're in business. Bruce from Orlando, Bruce in charge of
corporate travel, police, the police escorts and stuff like that.
When we had the police escort, they told from Orlando today, Yeah,

(47:36):
we had a police escort. Bruce beat us to the
flu It took us about two blocks the way we're
going anyway. Yeah, you know you're so easy to ride with. Anyway,
let me say you got Mo down here? You know, Mo,
Mosia Mosia. John Junior, that's your twin brother, hangs out
to Ruds. Got Barry the third, Barry Senior and Barry Junior.

(48:06):
That's the one Barry at the Rose. But he knows
so much. There has to be three of them somewhere.
What about Peanut, Oh, Pete does a black kid today?
We gotta go. We gotta have Peanut moving around. Pu's
pretty cool guy. A little music and then mounses around.
Good guy that oh man. So we have quite a few.

(48:29):
And uh, I noticed here Jack Rayford. That's Jackie and
Rayford's son O the Turn and a half down in Orlando,
and we were down there, remember how's that don't do
that jacket? Imagine a little black kid and white hair
on the playground, bothering people annoyed at the monkey bar

(48:50):
though you know all the way she wants to do that.
I'll be right there for So what is jack Rayford's
Jackie and Rayford's son Stun. He's in charge of interracial development,
as you say, this stuff don't have a lot of thought,
goes into I got too much time on my hands
on that list. Alright, as I bore Bradshaw, Spanky named

(49:17):
Bradshaw's social house after him. Alright, well, let's play this
current events quiz Bedley. What are we dealing with? Let's
meet the current leader in the date from hell Tournament
of Champions. Alright one eight hundred, Big show. Pull out
your brackets, boys, take sea, you will win. We play next.

(50:02):
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(50:29):
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(50:49):
How are you doing? Oh? Doing great? Hey? Got a
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used to live in Graham, North Carolina, or actually Burlington,
and I used to work with a lady named say Osley.
I was just wondering, are you related to her? Hey,
I think that's one of my cousins. Oh, one of

(51:12):
my cousin. What was you? A good looking, funny girl?
She was good looking, funny, beautiful blonde. We used to
work at the Bank of Alamance. That's the girl that
knows you twenty bucks. Definitely one of my good looking, funny,
good old days days. Oh good, So we're glad you

(51:36):
made it in here. Baby? Will you listen to Bill
and this prize by Well, a Memphis, Tennessee woman has
a pretty good shot at winning. Worst date ever What
happened is a man asked her out. Then he showed
up at her house without a car, so the couple
headed out in the woman's brand new Volvo. They stopped
at a convenience store where the man asked her to

(51:57):
go inside and buy him some Ciga cars. She did,
and while she was in the store, her date drove
off in her car. But wait, there's more. The dumpy
tried to call the man's cell phone, he didn't answer.
She says he unfriended her on Facebook while he was
on the run in the car. But believe it or not.

(52:20):
It gets even worse. Late that evening, the woman got
a call from a friend of hers. The missing boyfriend
had just picked her up in a brand new Volvo
and they were watching a movie at a local drive in. Well,
the victim called police, who went to the drive in
and arrested the car thieving Cassanova. The headline over the
story in the local newspaper, a rambling Romeo arrested. B

(52:44):
woman loses car on the date from hell or See.
Surgeons removed two different women's feet from man's rear end.
Oh goodness, I think I better take a seat. Yeah,

(53:06):
he's a charmer, you know. He wasn't closing of mind.
You got some good relics, all right, sad, We gonna
get you the big old prize back down to Summerville,
all right, awesome, Yeah, thank you. I gonna We're gonna

(53:30):
jump out and catch you up on your newes Fellers
some time. Oh, let me get you clean eggs out. Yeah,
don't worry. I'll try to lighten it up in the end.
All right, hang on this, turn it over to good Morning.

(54:18):
It's a big gean the radio for you. Monday, March
the twenty seven. All right, here's Pennars. You know, it's
been a very long time since I've done this segment,
and I really don't know why. A lot has happened
since we last spoke. The compound population has been whittled
down quite a bit. We only have three dogs left, Maggie,

(54:39):
Angel and Lady, down from seventeen at one point. I've
lost many cats, most recently my boy doctor Ted, taken
by kidney disease. But life goes on as it must.
You soldier through, you grieve, you honor their memory, and
you try to remember only the good times. I've been
through it so many times. Sometimes I just feel numb.
But not everyone it is as resilient as me. Last week,

(55:02):
I had to go to the vet's office to pick
up a prescription. Now this wasn't my regular vet, but
they were the only one in town that had what
I needed. I arrived to a very full waiting room.
Now I'm the guy that goes around to each pet
and tells them how beautiful or handsome they are. And
setting alone at the back of this room was an
elderly lady and on her lap was a pet carrier,

(55:23):
and she held it tightly. Her demeanor was somber, even grim,
and I'd seen that look before in the mirror. She
was there to say goodbye to a pet. I walked
over and I sat down next to her. I asked
her quietly to tell me about her pet. It's just
a cat, she said quietly. I said, ma'am, judging from

(55:45):
your expression, I'd ventured a guess that it's not just
a cat. Tears started to roll down her cheeks. The
cat was quite old and in poor health, she confided.
I slid over closer to her, and I told her
a little bit about my story. She knew she had
a sympathetic ear. She was terrified of saying goodbye. This

(56:06):
was her only companion. I told her, without hesitation that
I would be happy to stay with her. The waiting
room was quite noisy, and so I asked one of
the attendants if there was a room we could go
to in a few minutes. She escorted us into a room,
and once inside, she took the cat out. Despite poor health,
the cat's eyes were bright. She was quite friendly as well,

(56:28):
and the woman held the cat tightly and kissed it
over and over. The cat knew she was loved. I
feel like I'm betraying her. She whispered, no, ma'am, believe me,
you're not anything but and I held her hand. I said,
do not hang on to her just so you don't
have to do this. Don't let her get so far

(56:48):
down that she suffers. What you're doing is right. I
stayed with her for over an hour, and when the
time came, she was a wreck. She'd never been through
this before forever. In short order, her friend was gone,
and although I didn't have the money, I insisted on
paying for the cremation. I walked her off to her

(57:10):
car and I carried the empty carrier. I gave her
my number. I said, listen, if you ever need to talk,
if you ever need anything, you call me. She nodded.
She got in her car, and as I walked away,
I could hear her start sobbing. It was heartbreaking. She

(57:30):
called me a few days later, she was feeling better
but lonely. I said, you know what, you need a
new friend. And she was adamant that she couldn't replace
her cat. And I said, ma'am, you are not replacing her,
you are honoring her memory by giving that same gift
to a cat in need. But she was worried about
what would happen to the cat if something happened to her,

(57:52):
and I said, we'll make arrangements and I'll take care
of that cat, I promise. Two days later she called
me to tell me about Butterball, a little fat, round
yellow kitten. You could hear the happiness in her voice
that she regaled me with tales of what a little
turd he was. She thanked me over and over. This week,

(58:12):
I'll go and meet my godcat sometime, another sad, happy ending.
It was really shocking to me that so many other
people sat in that same room and did nothing. But
that's what I was there for the fact that I
went to that fete at that time of day to
get the medicine I needed, and only they had it.

(58:33):
That was not by chance. It was divine intervention. And
when you're a good shepherd, you go where you're called.
It was not the first time circumstances put me in
the right place at the right time. I've stopped being
surprised by it. It just is do me a favor tonight.
Spend time with your pet. Let them know they're loved.

(58:56):
Unless it's a goat. Goats are idiots. I've got four.
I'm telling you right now, there's no good I'll be
releasing my next book this spring, Father of the Ferrell
or How I Quit Acting to Herd Wildcats. I'll make
sure we have plenty to give away in the meantime.
If you need someone to talk to about your pet,

(59:17):
you can reach out to me through my website at
Jeff Pillars dot com. It's what I do, it's my
life purpose on behalf of myself and the denizens of
that magical place known as the Compound. This is Pillars
saying thanks for your time. Never mind that good Monday morning,

(01:00:15):
A big sean a radio. Really do your March twenty seventh, alright,
get a top ten list, goo belly. Here they are
the top ten bad motivational poster slogan. Number ten. No
one is in charge of your happiness but you. But
should you really be in charge of anything? Number nine.

(01:00:39):
Your life can't fall apart if you never had it together.
Number eight. There's no limit to what you can be
if you lie to yourself. Number seven. Just because we
accept you the way you are doesn't mean we've given
up hope that you will someday improve. Number six. You

(01:00:59):
can be stupid and you can be loud. Please don't
be both at the same time. Number five. Whoever said
money can't buy happiness doesn't know where to shop. Number
four there's always a guy on YouTube that can do
it better than you can. Number three. You didn't do
it because it was easy. You did it because you

(01:01:22):
thought it would be easy. Number two it is what
it is and it's not good okay, And the number
one bad motivational slogan, there is no you in happiness.

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the brains are mighty, just like Joe buying it. But
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Hang on, we'll play for it then. Minutes first the
rabbl by Bradshaw Monday without Old Buddy. Here's where guy's
nickname skill it alright, roll that day to day. Hey brads,
y'all look up everybuddy. Hey, you getting our trip for
Bristol all mapped out there. But let's talk about your
latest your latest action. You know we were talking. Well.

(01:06:49):
First first, for those of you who haven't heard, what
happened Sunday afternoon at a Walmart. Bradshaw goes over to Walmart.
Yeah yeah, yeah, go ahead, go ahead for how many
times you can the condensed version? He that Walmart? Ryan
bent out of the town family. It was really pretty quick.
I came out of Walmart. I wouldn't bought about a
nine dollars ninety nine cent skillet and uh walked out

(01:07:12):
of your truck and there's a guy taking the license
tag off the front. And uh, I was very nice.
I said, you know what are you doing? And I
know John Boy. I said, well give you and a
million other people, and he'd want me to have this
license plate. Said well, so he had a good story.
You don't know him real well, but he didn't share
stuff that so so that was a chip, all right,

(01:07:39):
thought you give him anything, but no he uh, and
I said, just put it back on, you know, and
let me go him away. I mean, I'm standing there
in shorts. Uh flip flops my left arms like it's broken.
I can't even lift it. And uh. He continues unscrewing
the tag and then throws it on the ground and says,
you want to put back on there? In so many words, Uh,
put it back on there yourself. This guy's about five

(01:08:00):
ten hundred eighty five punds he wouldn't. But just he's
got on work boots. I got on flip flops. He's
got two arms, I got one. I'm really not in
any pain. I'm just want to go get some country
hands biscuits and going to cook, you know. And he
stands up. Let mean just hot. He was hot, like
the license thing, and so I just happened to have
that skillet in the bag and I just slapped him
upside the head and with it. Now, did you take

(01:08:22):
it out of the bag or to just sna bagging off?
I left in the bag of the back, kind of
stuck to the side of the static. But I'm glad
I didn't go and buy a pillar or something. He'd
probably be the left me laying out of the license plate. Well,
I tell you, people ain't more taking anything that is

(01:08:43):
feel like I guess they're right, I guess. And then
what's happening the security guards out of Walmart, out of
the parking lot, so they see him when he stands up. Yeah,
they've been looking for him. He was down taking Johnny's
tags off, and he, I guess had taken some stuff
out of one of the local stores. I don't know
if it's Walmart or not in the chain ball, but
they're in there, and john boy want me to have
these auto parts. Yeah, he had it going on now,

(01:09:05):
I mean, he had a bunch of free stuff. He'd
got this car and left. He'd probably been fine, but
that license but gut so so so they think the
ball they get him for shoplifting. There you go, it say,
that's what we're talking about this last night, talk about
I see. That's the thing most of you when you leave.
You know, if you ever said, oh I wish I'd
had done something, you know, I wish does Rashall just
does it. I mean it's like it's like September eleventh

(01:09:27):
in Vegas. When he's there, the guy's desk, great American flag,
you know, Oh, ticky off. But Rashall runs across six
lanes of traffic, tackles of guys and gets the flat,
you know, and it's like I too, I was there
in the farting lot, you know. But but would you
say it was just you? You just didn't want to
get skinned up? I really didn't. I mean, because I

(01:09:47):
figured this guy got underneath me. I was in deep
trouble and I got one arm and I didn't want
him to touch this one because it hurts the bad
And I thought, well, plus really hit what he was
trying to steal. I mean, you can certainly get another
one if he'd been nice how to give it to
him and just suffered the wrath when he got back
and drug up the dealership's sunny. He picked one up,
put it back on game. Where's my frying? You get that? Damn? Oh?

(01:10:11):
That day is one of a few times I think
it I've ever been in a situation where you, you know,
you're not sure what's gonna happen, you and you and
you just I mean, I've just never been in that
situation before. I was glad ain't going to buy a
pillow something like that I've been in. It's in urban
legend instincts. That's what almost flats for the nineteen ninety nine,
the big, big, heavy skilled. If I'd hit him with that,

(01:10:33):
He've been out of here good. It's like Batman on
his day off. I'm gonna get a skillet, I think, Alfred.
I'm about to take the Batman by myself. No, No,
I don't need the costume. I'm not. I just wanted
to strob me right back. Some potler trying to take
the Wayne Foundation license played off in front of the
back of the guy says this is John Boy's cars.

(01:10:57):
How hard to say? No, it's got a dealer tag
on it, John More Cheveley on the back and John
Board license played on six cases of beef jerky beat
jerkey about forty hats in the back of John Boyd.
And you know you're right down road, people blowing the
horn of wave and acting it's like a parade. Really
take some stuff off. Let's just be a little ba
incognito here. Play too much pressure on man. Alright, We're

(01:11:21):
glad you are right, all right, ter brad y'all there,
We'll go to Bradshaw's social house in Charlotte, North Carolina.
That's the man right there. All right, Well, let's play
wordy word y'all one eight hundred Big Show. You told
free Line we'll team up play next Good Monday morning.

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Big Show is on the radio, and our radio of
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the contestants. We got Scott from Cooling Me, North Carolina.
Good morning, Scott, Hey, how is everybody? Everybody is good?

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And us Weeks our other contestant. All right. We got
Tina from Chuckheads, Tennessee. Good morning, Tina Away, good morning,
Good morning. All right, y'all, welcome Tina. You were own
team and Tater and Randegor. Tina and Tater get along
Scott on the John Boyden Mill of Siddon. Scott, we'll

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go for the first thirty seconds. All right, Tina, you relax, Scott,
are you ready, buddy? I am ready. Let's see what
we can do. Then all right, start the clock. Now
you'd get one of these as a kid. That's sharp.
It's not a blooie blank. It's like a name like bloody.
H No, it is a knife. It fows up. It's

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like a blank in the box. It's the first name Jack. Yeah,
that's all right. This old kid show Captain Watts like
named after an au Australian animal. He's now captain Captain
ka No, no, another one the hop the animal that
hops and got a power. All right. This is a

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breed to get what China was, captain, What are you saying?
Don't know? I was on It was real cute, Okay,
I fucked Okay, well that was a hard too. We
put on the board right there. Let's say what Tina

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and Tater can do for their round one. Are you ready? Tina?
I am okay and go. It's a dog breed, not
a golden retriever, but a blank retriever. Um. The first
part of the word is a chemistry. Blank is where
they I don't know how to get you to say.
This doesn't then a blank retriever, very popular dog. It's

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a golden becoming yellow, chocolate and black. I don't know
your block work your blood work gets sent to wear old. Yeah,
now what kind of dog alab Yeah? All right, well
there you go. You you worked out out to put

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a one on the board, so two to one after
round one? I think on some of these these words
are getting harder. We'll have some lower scores, are we
all right? Well, Scott, you are up with Billy? Are
you ready? I'm ready, all right and go. This is
something that attracts metal. You can pick it up magnet.
There you go? All right? You head? Are these in school?

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And you wrote a bunch of stuff and all your
assignments were in it? No book? Yeah? You might eat
these on the half shell oysters? Yeah, yep, you might
take this out of the freezer and eat one. It's
fruit flavored on a stick popsicle. Yep. Real men, don't
eat this all right? Did you gave your wife a

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dozen of these on her birthday? Yeah? Yeah, there you go.
Don't put a six on the board. A total of
eight for Scott. And I'm gonna show it's me all right, Tina,
you're up with Randy's just go to you can't go
no more? Are you ready? I'm right and go? Women

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throw this kind of party for people who are going
to have a baby. It's a baby? What or not
a bath? Yeah there? Yeah, all right. So roses have
these prickly things on them that'll sticky in your fingers.
Yeah yeah, Oh no, she's not pretty, she's the opposite.
She's very ugly. Yep. So you've got that flower, you

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want to put it in something to display it with water?
What's that thing called? Yeah? All right, So men who
are going bald or women who earned never mind? Tina
four and that means Scott wins eight to five. Tina
come back with a good showing, and Tina and Chucky

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you can try again anytime. We appreciate you playing. Huh
all right, thank you y'all. We love you too. Gonna
have a great rust of your day. Look at you,
Scott winning the big old LS tractor, Big Fred cooler
to celebrate your victory. Well I'm surprised. Yeah, Bunny Alice,

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you hang on with jacket. Good morning, got a big
show on the radio. We got our classic bit request
for this Monday Morning out of Megan Georgia. Mister Nick
de la Sundro. I think I nailed your last name,
man Nick, and Nick says, could you guys, please play
the one one. Cadbury went to a race with John Boy.

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All right, let's do that. Nick coming up nixt good

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Morning Ray shows on a radio Classic Berry requests Nick
Della Sundrove from Megan Georgia, Me and Cadbury with a
race adventure. Here we are Cadbury the race track, my world.

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You're gonna have a black ye hawes, sir? And where
is mister William Today's you know he said he was sick.
It's funny he gets sick every year at race time. Years.
As much as I'd like to stay, perhaps I should
attend to hear you. Come on, loosen up, Cadburry. I'm
talking you had those stuffy clothes would change your attitude song.

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I'm sorry, sir, I've never won dungarees their jeans, Cadbury.
Some still don't look around. Oh I know here put
this on a nas called T shirt. Have I done
something unsavory to offend you? Side now, Cadburry, look around everybody.
He's wearing shirts with her favorite drivers on them. I'm
just trying to make you fit in. Yes, And who

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may I ask? Is this mister Richard trickles Hot and Richard, Dick,
Dick Trickle. It sounds funny if you say it another way.
It's funny no matter how you say. It's uh. Soak
in the ambiance, Cadberry. I love the smell of NASCAR
in the morning. Perhaps you're just standing too close to
the port of Jonathan's eye. Take a deep breath, Smell

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the exhaust, the grills in the infield, the perfume on
the baby dolls. You're still too close to the port
of Jonathan yourself, then, Cadbury, look over there, that's Richard, Betty.
Don't you mean Dick Petty, No, it's Richard. Take up
your mind's soak it in, Cadbury. The sights, the sounds
of people. This is what NASCAR is all about. Really.

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I thought it was about raw competition, man and machine
working as one in a battle against all odds for
supremacy of the ogl treks. Wild Catberry, that's pretty profound,
he said, you didn't get it. I don't, sir. I
was reading from this program. Hey, Cat Bert, let's get something.
How about hot Dog? Huh? I won't get six? How
are you want doom? Yes, I fear I must have

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stained from the culinary delights of the race track, Frank
fetus h. I try not to ingest anything consisting of
pots unknown. What are you talking about? It's a hot dog.
I'm sorry, Sorr, I've already had my minimum daily requirement
of lips, spleens and entrails. All right, man, I thought
Randy was high. Manus, hey, you on a beard? Oh elsa?

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Oh we Cadberries have a very low tolerance for alcoholic beverages. Man,
maybe you should have stayed home by not giving up
on you Cadberry, You're like this, Let's go to Humpy
Wheeler's personal luxury suite. Are you sure this is all
right with Humpy? See it's right up there. You mean,
way of that doom? All right, we'll take the elevator. Geez,

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Louise like bringing my wife to the track. So what
are you thinking this? Cadburry being a radio superscar has
its advantages. U, This, as they say, is more likely, Sir,
may I mix sur cocktail while Sir alexas nah, take

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a load off, Cadburry. I'll fix your drinks. Name you poison?
Oh no, no, nothing for me, sir. Alcohol has an
adverse effect on me. I'll just make a picture margarite
it here you go, Oh boy, he won't kill you. Well,
I must admit they look rather refreshing it hell, perhaps
just one suh? Hey Cadbury, you maybe he shouldn't chug it. Well,

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they're not really that strong, sir. Put the head on
that for me. What do your partner easy with that stuff? Cadbury, sir?
Have a shoppy marker hand there? Yeah? Here? What are
you writing on that cardboard? I'm fitting in? Sir? How
about another picture of your delicious libations up? Dude? What

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ain't another picture of them there? Margaritas? Suh? I say
you had to know these windows open something? Yeah, I
guess and easy? Catbury? Hey man, what's that sign you're
holding up? Show me your bosom, Catburry, get a hold
of yourself. I rather get a hold of that baby

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doll in the red tubtops up? Come on, baby, shave
me where your mama lives? Chatburbury, you're gonna get a
stone out of here? Let them try so chick can sun?
Now look what you done, Catberry? Were really gonna get it?
I have a face up. I was rolled Navy Boxing

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champions bit the Ruffians in time. Don't open that door gentlemen,
would you like a piece of media so we don't
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