October 21, 2024 • 43 mins
Monday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, if you’re in the market for a new car, Whitey Ford has a couple of deals for you.. - Astronerd gets waaay too much attention from the show today - two stand-up tries at and a attempt at ventriloquism.. - Carl Childers updates his list of Halloween Monsters.. - and we’ll have Phil McCracken will sing us out with a parody of the Halloween classic, “Monster Mash” that he calls “Trailer Trash.”…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good more than everybody if my Big Show family yours,
thank you for listening, your listen news what a sports
coming up?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Hello?
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Listen Ricky Bate Shark bro Oh.
Speaker 4 (00:14):
About you pot lickers are listening to a couple other
pot liquors, noted John boyd Philly on the Big Show.
You know, I just a guest star on the Playhouse
and the official mascot from mister Populist got the pizza runt.
That's just the tip of the iceberg. But this note
from John Boy keep it short.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Shut up.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Talking doodle dude. Yeah, I heard like that.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
The Lord's mercies are new every morning.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Specially make you happy on Monday. Won it all right?
You know, let's get out of hello. Everybody. Celebrate your
job every day this week. Don't go around bothering y'all.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Be thankful. It is October the twenty first. It was
about ten days waving.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Trick and treating my feet home.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Oh you know, we celebrated Pumpkin Spice Week last week.
Today is National Pumpkin Cheese thees cake Day.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
Now it's a good cheesecake.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Just yeah, so that's different than a lit old punkin pie,
I guess.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Oh yeah, it's right there in the title.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Man, a plain punkin piece of pumpkin pie.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Whip. I like cool whip, but a cheese cut.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Yeah, you put cool whip on it.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
You want cool whip on it?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Yeah? On a cheesecake.
Speaker 6 (02:27):
Oh yeah, well, I'll bring you a pumpkin pie. I
know you say I'm always shopping at Costco, but I
love Costco.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Their punkin pies are honestly this.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Big whole pumpkin.
Speaker 6 (02:37):
Yeah, it's huge and they're so good. I'll pick you
one bucks. It's crazy.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Celebrate punking Cheesecake Day, then.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
With a pie.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
When I got there.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
National Apple Day, Apple Day, Little George, my donkey likes apples,
but you gotta slice some thin.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Them out, Picky, Don't you got a boogie? Donkeys?
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Reptile Awareness Day should be aware of reptiles today Jackie
is always aware something else in this National Witch Hazel Day.
Remember the Morrison sisters who had the steal the flower
making machine in their flowers shop.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
While men were opening the earth.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Yeah no, that was Malcolm Tucker. There was somebody else
on the phone, but the Morrison sisters had to steal
going on and the one of the sisters loved the
smell of witch Hazel. Remember she wanted to just stand
outside of Floyd's barber shop. I guess it, what, Claire Bell,
You're gonna be the death of met.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Witch Hazel is a good as stringent.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
I mean it's a good stuff.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Yeah, with hazel one of America's first skin treatments and
favorite skin care ingredients.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
They would just they would just do it.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Just raw, Ma, I'm not talking to Otis to get here.
I'm going to splashing on you. Pay attention to Tator,
couldn't it, sakes? It's Mayberry. Oh yeah, it's on every day.
It's been on for like sixty five years.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
I'll have to make a Jesus this is why I
don't participate. Lane, we got three days in hisry. Now
we might as well move on.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Don Mayberry Witch Hazel at Floyd's Barbershop. We'll get the
first prize pack out. Put Tator to work here.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
It's gonna be fun.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Big show's on a radio, Good morning, got the big
show on the radio coming up. We're gonna play outburst
for a big old Well, tell us what the big
old is, baby, A.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
Big old law Tigers prize pack, a hat t shirt,
tumbler and a twenty five dollars gas card from Law
Tigers Motorcycle Lawyers their ride. Hey, plus, you're registered to
win that one of a kind of Big Show motorcycle
from Law Tigers. It's custom built by Rick Bray of
Arkad Customs.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Look for the.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
Link at the Big Show dot com to register to win,
or to Big Show bite dot com.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Thank you.
Speaker 6 (05:08):
I love that she's committing to the part in the
white leisure suit, putting her finger.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
In the air on it.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Well, that's looking at three days in history where we'll
get on categories for that prize pack. Eighteen forty nine,
it was on this date the first tattooed man, James F. O'Connell,
was put on exhibition at the Franklin Theater in New
York City.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
The first tattooed man.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Women were said to have fainted at the site, fighting
back then.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
Like fainting, like swooning, like Elvis fainting, or fainting.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Like it is fainting. I'm taking it like that. I
don't know. I they more info, like was the tattooed
I want.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
To know how they talked him into standing.
Speaker 6 (05:50):
Lots of women, however, there were lots of fainting in
that time, and they I've actually researched it and they
say it's because of the clothing with this course of
corsets and all.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Oh right, yeah, what was that? Another weird thing?
Speaker 6 (06:02):
It was a date in history that the first time
they rode an escalator and it only went up like
three feet and they were serving sherry at the top
because the women would faint.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
I was like, I know how Jackie got our sherring. Wow,
all right, well that's a tattooed man. Okay.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Nineteen ninety eight, a thirty four year old spectator got
two days in jail for playing with a yo yo
in a Oklahoma City courtroom. Man said he was trying
to quit smoking and yo yoing helped him relax. Judge
wasn't impressed. Just quit doing it for a minute. There
is uh I Finally on this date twenty twenty one,
(06:40):
actor Alec Baldwin. Oh, this is a date, man, It's
already been three years ago to this date. We accidentally
shot and killed cinematographer Elena Hutchins and injured director Joel
Souza with a prop gundry rehearsal on a film set
of Bonanza rounch in New Mexico.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Is that I think that this trial is still going
on it?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Or did he get I want to say one, I
don't know what.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
We'll look it up. That's what you think.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Good.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
But there's our three categories.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
So one eight hundred Big Shows you told free line,
Come on, we play out birds next. Good Monday Morning
(07:38):
Big Shows on the radio this October.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
The twenty first.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Today's feature track from the Big Show bid Box film
of Cracking Trailer Trash.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
This is the song on the title.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Search for keywords trash or trailers or I don't know something,
I see what the left over from from last week.
Just use trailer track your work and the bed box
they had the Big Shows dot com. Alright Dan, by
the way, Yes, the balling deal, Yes, uh he was.
(08:18):
Chargers were dropped against him like a winning yes.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Right everything. It's being called the Brady violation.
Speaker 5 (08:23):
The prosecution didn't present all its evidence to the defense,
so it got kicked.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
All right, So we got off on the technical they're
there in the armor and the.
Speaker 5 (08:32):
Armor is trying to get the same the same deal, Okay,
for the same reason that they didn't.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
All Right, all right, we're called up, thinking very much,
get that winning.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Let's play actors. It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 7 (08:50):
John Boy gave the prizes from the big Prize.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Let's go contested.
Speaker 8 (08:58):
Number one should be a lot of fun.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
You're playing outs, have them hurry up and guess time
you love the best time you.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Love a big shots.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Let's say, hey, the Barry from Martin's Mill Vergon.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Out we.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
Shoots.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Hello, Hello there, hello, hello, coome on in here, bar
How you doing so far? I'm still vertical and a boy.
All right, we'll right quick.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Let's get you through these three categories and get you
that big old long Tiger's prize bag.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Alright, there we go. I'll be how long do I
have to answer it? How long do I have to
answer it? Five seconds?
Speaker 9 (09:46):
Berry?
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Oh, I can't do anything in five seconds? As my girlfriend?
All right, put her own?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
No, okay, all right, let's say, all right, let's get
you here right here. Three places on your body that
people get tattooed.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Tattoos ready to go.
Speaker 10 (10:04):
On your chest?
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Uh, leg, in your arms? Oh god, alright, this should
have been easy. Quickie for you now quick bear? Three ways?
Oh oh oh god?
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Oh okay, does tell your friend to quit that. Three
ways to quit smoking cigarettes.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Ready go the patches, your chewing gum or hypnosis? That boy,
alright bad? Two thirds of the way there, poor the
win man. There be quiet. Now, don't do that anymore. Okay,
So here we go.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Three movie props fake items to look real ready go okay?
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Okay? Here yeah the guns uh and the sword of work.
Speaker 10 (11:02):
Fine, right there, you did it.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Man, You go dress you wanting some cool motorcycle swag.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Can't give you a twenty five dollars gas card. Oh
well that's just groovy and even groovy er.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
You're naming a hat for that big show custom motorcycle.
Now you got a shot and winning that, buddy, I
could go for that now, all right, by sir.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Well, Jackie's gonna get your shoe, all right, man, you
hang on, keep me laughing.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
I'll try got us some fun.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Listen, Hey, Mary's girlfriend a little too much fun. Good
(12:27):
Monday morning.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
There's a big show on the radio, all right, rad
f I Monday Morning Song and the Robert Earl Keane writing,
I don't know if he's so much invited the big
crew to sing along. It's just happened to have the
microphone worked out great Monday, So.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Don't go swarming as done by Robert Earl. Keane is
been lying at your.
Speaker 11 (12:53):
Studio sometimes I don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 9 (12:59):
Come on.
Speaker 12 (13:01):
Sometimes on my days are filled with and ride.
Speaker 9 (13:08):
Yes, I've traveled and left so bad.
Speaker 12 (13:13):
Things ain't going my way because there's always someone swirming
in my life.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
You keep swirming in my life.
Speaker 12 (13:27):
And it's causing lots of thinger.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
I'm a honking on my horror.
Speaker 13 (13:34):
I'm shooting you the phone, keep switching.
Speaker 9 (13:39):
On my bride lines. Just too dim to when you're swerving.
Speaker 11 (13:46):
All lives hoibe by, you're running someone off the ride.
Speaker 12 (13:54):
The day jove Way, I thought I never.
Speaker 13 (14:00):
Never could blow.
Speaker 11 (14:02):
Another hell else could I feed?
Speaker 9 (14:09):
But bowing you run into me.
Speaker 12 (14:13):
I can't believe I could not see her all tank
up the ones at the waiting.
Speaker 11 (14:23):
You keep swarming in my life, just causing lots of babes.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
I'm cussing out your name. I'm shooting in the fight.
I keep switching on my bride lights.
Speaker 9 (14:42):
But you're just too dimpty Now.
Speaker 11 (14:46):
When you're swerving all lights pie Way, you're running someone
off the ride home.
Speaker 13 (15:00):
Loved a big show.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Good morning it's a big show on the radio alright
in the playhouse. Lasak, Hello friends, you're old pal.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
Burtburn here with another appendix accelerating edition of John Boy
and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode a hair raising experience. As
our story opens, Ricky B. Sharp and his wife Lucy
are standing in the middle of a country road in Dothan, Alabama.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Uh, Ricky, is it yep?
Speaker 3 (16:02):
Dedder Elvis at two am? Poor funny rabbit, you were
driving a little fast daddy got a lead foot, guilty
as charge?
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Should we say something?
Speaker 3 (16:13):
You want me to eulogize the rabbit? Oh, it just
seems right.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
Lucy, lest you forget, I am Dozing's most beloved fast
food mascot. If it ever got out that I was
praying over road, killing me a laughing stock. Hey, Ricky,
my goldfish died. Would you mind saying a few words
over the toilet? Put the cherry pickers?
Speaker 14 (16:36):
So what do we do? Do We bury it?
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Hell?
Speaker 4 (16:38):
No, We just need to decide between frying and steward.
And that's what's up.
Speaker 15 (16:44):
Doc.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
Wait a second, I want to try something. Okay, let
me check my purse. You go digging around in that
thing and we're gonna be here all night.
Speaker 14 (16:53):
Here it is, okay, stand back, I'm gonna spray it
with this.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Hey, we're praying on my vitals.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
What the suddenly the rabbit jumps up, waves at Lucy
and Ricky and hops away.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
Zobbie rabbit, Zobby Rabbit. Look, Ricky, he stopped and waved
it us again.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Lucy, what the hell is in that can hairspray?
Speaker 14 (17:17):
It says, restores life, adds permanent ways, and how.
Speaker 4 (17:28):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
Well you stop waving up that Bam rabbit.
Speaker 13 (17:33):
He's cute.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
Tune in next time when we'll hear the resurrected zombie
rabbit say, hey, big.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Man, let me hold a dollar. Good morning, you got
the big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
More chances for you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
Mama, all I wanted to do is have a let
his sandwich on gluten bread, a tall glass of buttermilk,
and crawl under a bear's get rug.
Speaker 10 (18:01):
Why do I have to listen to that John boyd
person and Billy whoever.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
On that noisy big shoe.
Speaker 16 (18:08):
But Mama, that's a big shoe on the radio for
(18:47):
your Monday, October twenty first, on the birthday today, you
sharing one with Baseball Hall of Famer White.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
They forward why they would have been ninety six years old,
and it was only three years ago and passed away.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
In twenty twenty. Oacius name in twenty twenty.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
That was four years ago.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
That four years ago? White And for where's celebrating? What
a new Ford car or truck?
Speaker 10 (19:18):
Ball?
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Thank you can't afford it? Think again, Big Red.
Speaker 8 (19:21):
Johnson says, come get the new board of your choice
right now at Whitey Ford.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Fink it out, drive it home. No money nowt.
Speaker 8 (19:28):
No security deposit, no first payment, in fact, no payments
at all.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
It's absolutely free. How can Big Red Johnson give you
the new Ford of your choice for free?
Speaker 8 (19:38):
Because I don't own Whitey for Frank Whitey does. And
for the last six months he's been messing around with
my wife, Big.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Bred Johnson has been wrong. You're dying, Skippy.
Speaker 8 (19:49):
But that's all over now. I got him both tied
up right here in the show run.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
He's got a gun too.
Speaker 8 (19:55):
What Frank white has done to me all to kill him. Instead,
I'm gonna hit him right where hurt.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Some move in the pocket. Boy, you want a car,
come get it free. Keys are on the big board
out fun.
Speaker 8 (20:07):
I'll be right here till the last car's gone, or
till the swap team shows up.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
It's You're lucky. I don't kill you.
Speaker 8 (20:14):
You no good son of them and the three clearance
hurry in now so waiting for it. And remember Biggrett
Johnson says, don't try and think funny and nobody gets hurt.
Gip on instruck models only, no dealers please.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Good morning, got the Big Show on the radio our
astro nerd comedian Monday morning, cause it's Monday and how
bad can it get?
Speaker 2 (20:41):
I need to come up with a better title. Flip.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Let me tell you what we're gonna play phone john
Boy Jeopardy in minute's one hundred dollars worth of bull
snot cleaning products made in the USA. Truck drivers keep
America moving, the bull snot make sure they look good
doing it. You can get bull snot at truck stops
across America. We gotta set up where you click on
the bull snot burner at the Big Show dot com
boy info hang on win is some right now? Well,
(21:07):
you gotta give him credit for not giving up. Thank God,
give him extra credit if he did. Here's what you
handle this time, nerd? That's dunk?
Speaker 3 (21:18):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 4 (21:19):
I could eat a bowl of alphabet sooop and poop
a better introduction than that.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
What are you hooked on? Illiteracy? Excuse me? Not bad?
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Huh?
Speaker 4 (21:28):
I decided that my comedic niche is in thought humor.
I'm billing myself as Don Rackles, Don Rackles really to Jewish? No,
it sounds so much like Don Rickles? Who Don Reckles
the greatest insult comic in history?
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Who hoo hoo? Do you poot thoo feathers?
Speaker 3 (21:53):
Like an owoo poot thoo feathers?
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Hey? That's good? Can I use that shape.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Here?
Speaker 8 (22:01):
Is?
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Oh? Yeah, your name is Spencer Rackley? I get it.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Enjoy the insult comedy stylings of Don Rackles.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Thanks, hockey stick what pipe down?
Speaker 3 (22:13):
I'm working here? Hockey stick puck? What puck?
Speaker 9 (22:17):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (22:18):
This is the family show.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Hockey puck, not hockey sticky idiot? I'm a hockey puck.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
Congratulations? Can I do my stuff now?
Speaker 2 (22:28):
I don't know? Can you?
Speaker 4 (22:31):
Hey, Jethro, don't you have to get home and clean
the themet pond. Larry the cable got called. He wants
his act back along with his shirt? Where'd you get
that thing? Did a lesbian have a yard?
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Fail? Does not bad? What about Hermie Sadler?
Speaker 4 (22:47):
That's what Raith fans always say after everyone else has
crossed the finish line. And what's with that haircut? It's
like the Green Mile special. This barber must work it
not so great clips. Try Billy, Billy, Billy.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Where is he?
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (23:07):
There he is behind that grain of rice food roasted?
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Hey?
Speaker 4 (23:13):
I love you in that commercial? Does it take you
long to get into that Gecko costume?
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Hanson?
Speaker 4 (23:20):
Hey Hanson? Are you waving at me? I can't see
your hands from three feet away. He's the only guy
I know that has to buy the winter kendle to
get a new paramitt. Hey, I've got one aspirin in
the bottom of this bottle. Could you reach in and
get it for me?
Speaker 2 (23:42):
Now?
Speaker 4 (23:42):
Jackie Jackie? Who can insult Jackie? Everybody loves Jackie. Let's
give her a hand. Oh, never mind, looks like she's
got planning. It's like King Kong became a costume jewelry model.
She high five to Gud and put him in the hospital,
I get Tater, take a number. Seriously, Tater, you look fantastic.
(24:06):
You've lost so much weight. Look behind you, you'll find it.
And that balcony, wow, it's like a blonde bumper car.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
It's loose. In the studio, this guy notes what I'm
talking about.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
I can't believe I'm saying this, but you may be
onto something.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
Yes, choke on that you hate her?
Speaker 2 (24:27):
If I'm a hit, I just hope you got thick skid?
Speaker 3 (24:31):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Well, some people aren't going to like this.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
They might talk back, you know, say things like, hey, Astronaud,
I'm teaching Pearl to be cadaver dog.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Will you help her practice? Well? That's all.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
The Pyramids called your due back in the Saragothligus by nine. Hey,
have you ever talked to a woman without having to
give a credit card number?
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Who told you about that?
Speaker 1 (24:58):
We know you gotta telescope, but your head is always
up your butt? So do you have colonoscop scope too?
You think you're a hit. Look around the room. Ask
for a nerd. It's a who's who of who cares?
Speaker 13 (25:14):
You're right?
Speaker 2 (25:14):
This is fun? Astro nerd? What's what's wrong?
Speaker 9 (25:20):
Well?
Speaker 4 (25:20):
I don't like that what my feelings are hurts.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
If you're gonna dish it out, you better be able
to take it. Well, I can't. I won't.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
I'm emotionally delicate.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
So what are you gonna do?
Speaker 13 (25:32):
Quinn?
Speaker 4 (25:33):
Yes, finally, maybe I'll try my hand in prop comedy
or political humor. Hey, I'm no quitter. I'll find something.
It's a work in progress. Good look, see you losers
next time. Big Show audience, best audience in the world.
Come on, Morty, I don't hold you for a while.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
All right, well, let's play john Boy Jebin.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Let's jump right in here for a brand new week's
worth of learning. Well, it's no surprise that the expression
all right, three sheets to the wind was born on
the high seas, because you may be surprised that this
is what a ship's sheets actually are.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
I what are there? I'm so glad to send the defense. No,
what if y'all got one? Eight hundred men? Show you
told free line?
Speaker 13 (26:34):
We go?
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Do we get a winner?
Speaker 1 (26:35):
We play John Boy Jeopardy next. Good morning, it's a
(27:02):
big show on the radio, William Monday Morning and with
today's feature track from the Big Show, Big Box, Phil McCracken.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
Trailer trash. Is that the sound trailer trash?
Speaker 13 (27:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Nice, It's under the tune of Monster Match.
Speaker 13 (27:15):
That's what it is.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Its head toward Halloween.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
That's our boy, all right, keywords trailer trash. When you
hit the Big Box app, the Big Show dot Com,
Broddy by Lawn Talker's Motorcycle, Lawyers at rod Dregshid when
it comes the Big Show Motorcycle at Big Showbike dot Com.
And right now let's play Yells live across America.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
It's shown boy Jepany and now your host.
Speaker 5 (27:40):
He's very popular. Esportos, motorheaits geeks, sluts, bloods, waste toys, dweebies, bigheads,
they hollador.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
They think he's a righteous dude, and they're right. He's
ton boy.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
And as they hit a Daniel a lot of Moorheads City,
North Carolina.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Good morning, Daniel.
Speaker 15 (28:00):
How you doing?
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Hey doing awesome?
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Man, Hope to get down there and get out in
the ocean from Morehead City just a little bit.
Speaker 15 (28:09):
Okay, come on down. I'm actually a fishing guy, so
you can come fish with us at Chasing Tails.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Oh man, that's awesome, Daniel. So Chasing Tails I've seen
I've seen you boat. Are you parked right there at
the scales? No?
Speaker 17 (28:24):
No, no.
Speaker 15 (28:24):
Chasing tails outdoors is a tackle shop on the beach, Atlantic.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
Beach, Atlantic Beach. Ooh, chasing tails? All right, well I was.
I had a different tail chasing another group. I like it,
all right, Daniel, after what go ahead?
Speaker 15 (28:43):
That's after we go fishing, right?
Speaker 4 (28:46):
Alright?
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Well I'm pulling for you, Daniel, So you stay on
that line. We get all your information there, So here
we go. There's no surprise. The expression three sheets to
the wind was born on the high seas.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
How about that?
Speaker 1 (28:59):
The fishing god gets through. But uh, and we're telling
everybody you may be surprised. This is what a ship's
sheets actually are.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Let's say, if you.
Speaker 15 (29:08):
Know, Daniel, that would be ropes for tension on the sail.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Ropes for tension on the sail. Will you nail that
exactly right?
Speaker 3 (29:23):
Yeah, I've always thought it was the actual sails.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Oh yeah, so guars.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
I'm not telling you anything, Daniel, but if any ship
sheets or loose on a three mastered ship, then the
sales will flap uselessly in the wind. The ship will
drift out of control. Plus the phrase three sheets to
the wind as comes to signify a person who was
intoxicated to the point of being out of control. I
guess that's where that whole deal comes from. All right, well, Donald,
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you be careful out there on the high seas. Hold over, Jackie,
gonna send you one hundred and twenty dollars worth of
bulls not cleaning products, and hope I run across your
Atlantic beats here for long.
Speaker 15 (30:01):
Hey, I've been trying to get through for thirty years
to your show, so I'm finally glad to make it
first time. Get it through.
Speaker 17 (30:08):
All right, it out for Daniel. Wait about the hour
and top of you news right on the other side.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
God on Monday morning time capsules all important Monday morning life.
Speaker 4 (30:56):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one exports.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
It's time to axe Hike.
Speaker 4 (31:17):
Patrick.
Speaker 9 (31:19):
What are you?
Speaker 2 (31:20):
What you got?
Speaker 9 (31:20):
Boy?
Speaker 3 (31:22):
It ain't that stand The coup made a man trick
you in the cans water can again?
Speaker 2 (31:30):
Son of them?
Speaker 5 (31:31):
Yo? What's up?
Speaker 4 (31:35):
Welcome to ax Ike, And let me preface this by saying, uh,
I got nothing the place to golf, all the fun
on one you need for all your uh, what you call.
Speaker 3 (31:49):
Afro legalational relations shrimps? Dig this, yo ike, that's why.
Speaker 17 (31:59):
He's got some.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
Not so far.
Speaker 4 (32:04):
The end, DONDI yo, right, Well it's finally happened. My
marriage is officially on the skids. In fact, the fecal
matter has collided with the oscillating rotary atmosphere. Agitator, say what.
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I go to my color man, billy white guy that's
been to college. Apparently, Yeah, like having randy bag, but
I regress. She has got a real shock for a lawyer.
I've never been through anything like this, and I want
to make sure I adequately shield my gloodiest maximum. He
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getting on my nerves. I'm not ready to put a
plug on this leave hanging.
Speaker 9 (32:54):
Now.
Speaker 4 (32:54):
I know you've been through a the divorce miil a
time or two. I need the benefit of your experience.
What do I look for in a good lawyer? Signed
royally screwed in royal oak, dear rookie, one that iqually
admit the first divorce is the worstest. It's devastation, baby,
(33:15):
and it don't get no easy on my brother. Every
time some old hole sends you packing is like Hurricane Katrina.
Speaker 3 (33:22):
Go through your bank account.
Speaker 4 (33:25):
And the quote unquote victims spending about the same way too,
casey YEAGERMEISTERA and tickets to see usher that that that
that now being the man, you automatically the bad guy,
and you're gonna get taken to the cleaning. I don't
care if you got videotape or her playing slapping tackle
with the whole damn neighborhood. You going down, so you
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might as well play dirty. And that means having the
right law dog to drop the hammer on that no
good skank banata yours what showed you the dog, But
you better do your homework. The wrong lawyer can make
your situation even worser than it already is.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
Believe that holds killing.
Speaker 4 (34:08):
So he haskes top ten ways to tell if you
need to look for a different lawyer. Number ten, your
wife's lawyer sees who your lawyer is and high fires
the other guy.
Speaker 3 (34:23):
Number nine.
Speaker 4 (34:25):
Your lawyer keeps actually in the court reporter if she
wants to see his legal briefs.
Speaker 3 (34:32):
Number eight. During your initial consultation, he tries to sell
you crack. Number seven.
Speaker 4 (34:47):
Every couple of minutes, he yells, I called Jack Daniels
to the witness stand. Number six. During the trial, you
catch him playing his game boy Number five asked every
hostile witness to pull his finger.
Speaker 17 (35:08):
Number four.
Speaker 4 (35:11):
Every time the judge calls overruled, he grabs yourself and says,
tell let the Perry Mason.
Speaker 3 (35:23):
Y'all name him.
Speaker 4 (35:25):
Number three. He picks the jury by playing Dunk Dunk goose.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
Number two.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
He frequently flips jury number four of the finger.
Speaker 3 (35:42):
And the number one way you can tell you need.
Speaker 13 (35:44):
A new lawyer.
Speaker 5 (35:44):
He is.
Speaker 3 (35:45):
Halfway through the trial. He puts a no refund sign
on the table.
Speaker 4 (35:52):
I'm telling you, my brother, you wind up with one
of these balloon heads, and you old lady gonna clean
you out like brothers stripping down a caddy and an alley.
Speaker 3 (35:59):
You'll be fought to give up the highlight, and that
means no more vienias.
Speaker 13 (36:04):
Oh hell no.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
If I was you, you best be breaking off all
contact with every one of them.
Speaker 4 (36:11):
Matlock wanna bees along with a toe yo shoe and
the crack of the ass sponser by Georgia Boot, I'm
gonna get something by this gig. Hell, my brother, you
might be better off defending your own self. That way,
you wind up paying your own self and going through
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a divorce. You gonna use it extra money.
Speaker 9 (36:35):
This is ike.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
Peace out.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
If you want to exy mail to ixight John Boyden
Billy at PO Box seventy six sixty three.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
Charlotte didn't see two eight two four one fuck you
buy Georgia boot chun Boy and Dilley.
Speaker 3 (36:54):
Comea flow that card out you credit.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
This's a neighborhood. This ain't no residential district.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Morning radio dumb right, good morning, let's make itcho on
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the radio. October twenty first ten days to drink or treat.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
Let's get going.
Speaker 18 (37:38):
And now it's storytime with your host, Carl Childers.
Speaker 19 (37:47):
I ain't been around for a while, mister Bill Cox said,
I've been on something called a hienus, but I figured
I had to stop buying. Have some biscuits and mustard
to the spell if and that's all right, why I'm
here anyway, So I'm going to do it.
Speaker 9 (38:06):
Well, Sir Hallerween isn't coming. I reckon.
Speaker 19 (38:10):
I talked about most of them Bookers and Haints out there,
but Scooter and mister mill Cox they told me I
left out a few.
Speaker 9 (38:18):
I can tell you about them if you want me
to absolutely.
Speaker 19 (38:21):
All right, then I like him, Old timy monsters, Frankenstein
and Drayckler and a worldfeller.
Speaker 9 (38:29):
What you don't see too much of is the invisible man.
Get it. I come up with that one on my own.
Speaker 19 (38:40):
Seems like you could save a good bit of pocket
money being invisible. I ain't got to go close shopping,
ain't got a new laundry, no shaving or haircuts, go
into the movies without paying for a ticket. Racist too,
and wrestling, of course you'd have to go nicking. Probably
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wouldn't work too well in cold weather. There's a lot
about being invisible. I don't understand. I ain't quite sure
how some stuff works. I wonder if everything is invisible,
like when he eats vetals, does it disappear when he
swallows it? And if and you go out of doors
during the name, how do you keep a sun out
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of your eyes without giving yourself away? Not knowing that
sort of stuff kindly ruined the movie for me.
Speaker 12 (39:30):
I like him.
Speaker 9 (39:31):
Mummy movie is a good bit, but I didn't figure
he was that scary.
Speaker 19 (39:35):
He just staggers along like Scooter. When he's in a
bad way with that brown liquor. He's slowering molasses old
and give out, only had one hand to speak of.
How come heat not on John boys entourage? Seeming to
me like somebody would have thought that just unwrap that fella.
(39:56):
The end, that creature was a big old man fish,
come from someplace.
Speaker 9 (40:05):
Called the Black Lagoon. Some folks calls it an African
American lagoon. I calls it a black lagoon.
Speaker 19 (40:14):
In the movie, they spend most of the time trying
to catch him, and I put him in a big
old aquarium.
Speaker 9 (40:19):
Summers me, I just put a big old nightcrawler on
a hook, hauld.
Speaker 19 (40:26):
Him in, hit him upside the head with a fish bat,
clean him, roll him in some corn meal, ry him up.
Speaker 9 (40:38):
Eat him with some mushpuppies.
Speaker 19 (40:41):
Mister Bill Cox says, all impede folks and plumb have
a fit. They'd store them up a nervous hospital. Holler,
and what you eat to creat your farm? What one
of them stories is kindly sad. Old Phantom of the
Opry Phantom was a music fella that was so weet
up about being ugly. He just running head underneath this
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big old opry house. He sort of fell in love
with his skinny little opery gal when he found out
she had a hankering for some good looking fella. The
old phantom he just saw red. He kidnapped that skinny
little opera gal took her down to his hideout. Once
she got a look at his face, he turned green.
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Her boyfriend come down to rescue arm got a big
fight with a phantom. Since the phantom was so old
and give out, the boyfriend got the best of him,
killed him the end.
Speaker 9 (41:40):
More of the story.
Speaker 19 (41:42):
If you let be an ugly keep you out of
the music business, we never would have had lid love it.
Speaker 18 (41:50):
Story time was brought to you by Hard Graves, potted
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Speaker 1 (42:03):
Good morning, and you got a big show on the radio.
More chances for you to win coming up after your
news weathersparts.
Speaker 10 (42:09):
I stand on the hill, but not for a thrill,
for the breath of a fresh keell. And never mind
the man who contemplates doing away with license plates. He
stands alone anyhow, Bacon the cookies of discontent, by the
heat of the lunder.
Speaker 2 (42:29):
Man fan leaving this soul.
Speaker 7 (42:34):
And then, like in portraygo dot dot dot. You know
kind of host set up, leaving his soul Hoarten the
waters of the Medulla. Oblong God, with John Boy and
Billy on the big show. You like that one, John
Boy
Speaker 3 (43:01):
At Then do save
Good more than everybody if my Big Show family yours,
thank you for listening, your listen news what a sports
coming up?
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Listen Ricky Bate Shark bro Oh.
Speaker 4 (00:14):
About you pot lickers are listening to a couple other
pot liquors, noted John boyd Philly on the Big Show.
You know, I just a guest star on the Playhouse
and the official mascot from mister Populist got the pizza runt.
That's just the tip of the iceberg. But this note
from John Boy keep it short.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Shut up.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Talking doodle dude. Yeah, I heard like that.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
The Lord's mercies are new every morning.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Specially make you happy on Monday. Won it all right?
You know, let's get out of hello. Everybody. Celebrate your
job every day this week. Don't go around bothering y'all.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Be thankful. It is October the twenty first. It was
about ten days waving.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Trick and treating my feet home.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Oh you know, we celebrated Pumpkin Spice Week last week.
Today is National Pumpkin Cheese thees cake Day.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
Now it's a good cheesecake.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Just yeah, so that's different than a lit old punkin pie,
I guess.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Oh yeah, it's right there in the title.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Man, a plain punkin piece of pumpkin pie.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Whip. I like cool whip, but a cheese cut.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Yeah, you put cool whip on it.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
You want cool whip on it?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Yeah? On a cheesecake.
Speaker 6 (02:27):
Oh yeah, well, I'll bring you a pumpkin pie. I
know you say I'm always shopping at Costco, but I
love Costco.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Their punkin pies are honestly this.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Big whole pumpkin.
Speaker 6 (02:37):
Yeah, it's huge and they're so good. I'll pick you
one bucks. It's crazy.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Celebrate punking Cheesecake Day, then.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
With a pie.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
When I got there.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
National Apple Day, Apple Day, Little George, my donkey likes apples,
but you gotta slice some thin.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Them out, Picky, Don't you got a boogie? Donkeys?
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Reptile Awareness Day should be aware of reptiles today Jackie
is always aware something else in this National Witch Hazel Day.
Remember the Morrison sisters who had the steal the flower
making machine in their flowers shop.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
While men were opening the earth.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Yeah no, that was Malcolm Tucker. There was somebody else
on the phone, but the Morrison sisters had to steal
going on and the one of the sisters loved the
smell of witch Hazel. Remember she wanted to just stand
outside of Floyd's barber shop. I guess it, what, Claire Bell,
You're gonna be the death of met.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Witch Hazel is a good as stringent.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
I mean it's a good stuff.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Yeah, with hazel one of America's first skin treatments and
favorite skin care ingredients.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
They would just they would just do it.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Just raw, Ma, I'm not talking to Otis to get here.
I'm going to splashing on you. Pay attention to Tator,
couldn't it, sakes? It's Mayberry. Oh yeah, it's on every day.
It's been on for like sixty five years.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
I'll have to make a Jesus this is why I
don't participate. Lane, we got three days in hisry. Now
we might as well move on.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Don Mayberry Witch Hazel at Floyd's Barbershop. We'll get the
first prize pack out. Put Tator to work here.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
It's gonna be fun.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Big show's on a radio, Good morning, got the big
show on the radio coming up. We're gonna play outburst
for a big old Well, tell us what the big
old is, baby, A.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
Big old law Tigers prize pack, a hat t shirt,
tumbler and a twenty five dollars gas card from Law
Tigers Motorcycle Lawyers their ride. Hey, plus, you're registered to
win that one of a kind of Big Show motorcycle
from Law Tigers. It's custom built by Rick Bray of
Arkad Customs.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Look for the.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
Link at the Big Show dot com to register to win,
or to Big Show bite dot com.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Thank you.
Speaker 6 (05:08):
I love that she's committing to the part in the
white leisure suit, putting her finger.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
In the air on it.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Well, that's looking at three days in history where we'll
get on categories for that prize pack. Eighteen forty nine,
it was on this date the first tattooed man, James F. O'Connell,
was put on exhibition at the Franklin Theater in New
York City.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
The first tattooed man.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Women were said to have fainted at the site, fighting
back then.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
Like fainting, like swooning, like Elvis fainting, or fainting.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Like it is fainting. I'm taking it like that. I
don't know. I they more info, like was the tattooed
I want.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
To know how they talked him into standing.
Speaker 6 (05:50):
Lots of women, however, there were lots of fainting in
that time, and they I've actually researched it and they
say it's because of the clothing with this course of
corsets and all.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Oh right, yeah, what was that? Another weird thing?
Speaker 6 (06:02):
It was a date in history that the first time
they rode an escalator and it only went up like
three feet and they were serving sherry at the top
because the women would faint.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
I was like, I know how Jackie got our sherring. Wow,
all right, well that's a tattooed man. Okay.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Nineteen ninety eight, a thirty four year old spectator got
two days in jail for playing with a yo yo
in a Oklahoma City courtroom. Man said he was trying
to quit smoking and yo yoing helped him relax. Judge
wasn't impressed. Just quit doing it for a minute. There
is uh I Finally on this date twenty twenty one,
(06:40):
actor Alec Baldwin. Oh, this is a date, man, It's
already been three years ago to this date. We accidentally
shot and killed cinematographer Elena Hutchins and injured director Joel
Souza with a prop gundry rehearsal on a film set
of Bonanza rounch in New Mexico.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Is that I think that this trial is still going
on it?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Or did he get I want to say one, I
don't know what.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
We'll look it up. That's what you think.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Good.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
But there's our three categories.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
So one eight hundred Big Shows you told free line,
Come on, we play out birds next. Good Monday Morning
(07:38):
Big Shows on the radio this October.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
The twenty first.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Today's feature track from the Big Show bid Box film
of Cracking Trailer Trash.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
This is the song on the title.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Search for keywords trash or trailers or I don't know something,
I see what the left over from from last week.
Just use trailer track your work and the bed box
they had the Big Shows dot com. Alright Dan, by
the way, Yes, the balling deal, Yes, uh he was.
(08:18):
Chargers were dropped against him like a winning yes.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Right everything. It's being called the Brady violation.
Speaker 5 (08:23):
The prosecution didn't present all its evidence to the defense,
so it got kicked.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
All right, So we got off on the technical they're
there in the armor and the.
Speaker 5 (08:32):
Armor is trying to get the same the same deal, Okay,
for the same reason that they didn't.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
All Right, all right, we're called up, thinking very much,
get that winning.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Let's play actors. It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 7 (08:50):
John Boy gave the prizes from the big Prize.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Let's go contested.
Speaker 8 (08:58):
Number one should be a lot of fun.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
You're playing outs, have them hurry up and guess time
you love the best time you.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Love a big shots.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Let's say, hey, the Barry from Martin's Mill Vergon.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Out we.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
Shoots.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Hello, Hello there, hello, hello, coome on in here, bar
How you doing so far? I'm still vertical and a boy.
All right, we'll right quick.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Let's get you through these three categories and get you
that big old long Tiger's prize bag.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Alright, there we go. I'll be how long do I
have to answer it? How long do I have to
answer it? Five seconds?
Speaker 9 (09:46):
Berry?
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Oh, I can't do anything in five seconds? As my girlfriend?
All right, put her own?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
No, okay, all right, let's say, all right, let's get
you here right here. Three places on your body that
people get tattooed.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Tattoos ready to go.
Speaker 10 (10:04):
On your chest?
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Uh, leg, in your arms? Oh god, alright, this should
have been easy. Quickie for you now quick bear? Three ways?
Oh oh oh god?
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Oh okay, does tell your friend to quit that. Three
ways to quit smoking cigarettes.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Ready go the patches, your chewing gum or hypnosis? That boy,
alright bad? Two thirds of the way there, poor the
win man. There be quiet. Now, don't do that anymore. Okay,
So here we go.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Three movie props fake items to look real ready go okay?
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Okay? Here yeah the guns uh and the sword of work.
Speaker 10 (11:02):
Fine, right there, you did it.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Man, You go dress you wanting some cool motorcycle swag.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Can't give you a twenty five dollars gas card. Oh
well that's just groovy and even groovy er.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
You're naming a hat for that big show custom motorcycle.
Now you got a shot and winning that, buddy, I
could go for that now, all right, by sir.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Well, Jackie's gonna get your shoe, all right, man, you
hang on, keep me laughing.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
I'll try got us some fun.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Listen, Hey, Mary's girlfriend a little too much fun. Good
(12:27):
Monday morning.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
There's a big show on the radio, all right, rad
f I Monday Morning Song and the Robert Earl Keane writing,
I don't know if he's so much invited the big
crew to sing along. It's just happened to have the
microphone worked out great Monday, So.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Don't go swarming as done by Robert Earl. Keane is
been lying at your.
Speaker 11 (12:53):
Studio sometimes I don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 9 (12:59):
Come on.
Speaker 12 (13:01):
Sometimes on my days are filled with and ride.
Speaker 9 (13:08):
Yes, I've traveled and left so bad.
Speaker 12 (13:13):
Things ain't going my way because there's always someone swirming
in my life.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
You keep swirming in my life.
Speaker 12 (13:27):
And it's causing lots of thinger.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
I'm a honking on my horror.
Speaker 13 (13:34):
I'm shooting you the phone, keep switching.
Speaker 9 (13:39):
On my bride lines. Just too dim to when you're swerving.
Speaker 11 (13:46):
All lives hoibe by, you're running someone off the ride.
Speaker 12 (13:54):
The day jove Way, I thought I never.
Speaker 13 (14:00):
Never could blow.
Speaker 11 (14:02):
Another hell else could I feed?
Speaker 9 (14:09):
But bowing you run into me.
Speaker 12 (14:13):
I can't believe I could not see her all tank
up the ones at the waiting.
Speaker 11 (14:23):
You keep swarming in my life, just causing lots of babes.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
I'm cussing out your name. I'm shooting in the fight.
I keep switching on my bride lights.
Speaker 9 (14:42):
But you're just too dimpty Now.
Speaker 11 (14:46):
When you're swerving all lights pie Way, you're running someone
off the ride home.
Speaker 13 (15:00):
Loved a big show.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Good morning it's a big show on the radio alright
in the playhouse. Lasak, Hello friends, you're old pal.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
Burtburn here with another appendix accelerating edition of John Boy
and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode a hair raising experience. As
our story opens, Ricky B. Sharp and his wife Lucy
are standing in the middle of a country road in Dothan, Alabama.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Uh, Ricky, is it yep?
Speaker 3 (16:02):
Dedder Elvis at two am? Poor funny rabbit, you were
driving a little fast daddy got a lead foot, guilty
as charge?
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Should we say something?
Speaker 3 (16:13):
You want me to eulogize the rabbit? Oh, it just
seems right.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
Lucy, lest you forget, I am Dozing's most beloved fast
food mascot. If it ever got out that I was
praying over road, killing me a laughing stock. Hey, Ricky,
my goldfish died. Would you mind saying a few words
over the toilet? Put the cherry pickers?
Speaker 14 (16:36):
So what do we do? Do We bury it?
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Hell?
Speaker 4 (16:38):
No, We just need to decide between frying and steward.
And that's what's up.
Speaker 15 (16:44):
Doc.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
Wait a second, I want to try something. Okay, let
me check my purse. You go digging around in that
thing and we're gonna be here all night.
Speaker 14 (16:53):
Here it is, okay, stand back, I'm gonna spray it
with this.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Hey, we're praying on my vitals.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
What the suddenly the rabbit jumps up, waves at Lucy
and Ricky and hops away.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
Zobbie rabbit, Zobby Rabbit. Look, Ricky, he stopped and waved
it us again.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Lucy, what the hell is in that can hairspray?
Speaker 14 (17:17):
It says, restores life, adds permanent ways, and how.
Speaker 4 (17:28):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
Well you stop waving up that Bam rabbit.
Speaker 13 (17:33):
He's cute.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
Tune in next time when we'll hear the resurrected zombie
rabbit say, hey, big.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Man, let me hold a dollar. Good morning, you got
the big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
More chances for you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
Mama, all I wanted to do is have a let
his sandwich on gluten bread, a tall glass of buttermilk,
and crawl under a bear's get rug.
Speaker 10 (18:01):
Why do I have to listen to that John boyd
person and Billy whoever.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
On that noisy big shoe.
Speaker 16 (18:08):
But Mama, that's a big shoe on the radio for
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your Monday, October twenty first, on the birthday today, you
sharing one with Baseball Hall of Famer White.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
They forward why they would have been ninety six years old,
and it was only three years ago and passed away.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
In twenty twenty. Oacius name in twenty twenty.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
That was four years ago.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
That four years ago? White And for where's celebrating? What
a new Ford car or truck?
Speaker 10 (19:18):
Ball?
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Thank you can't afford it? Think again, Big Red.
Speaker 8 (19:21):
Johnson says, come get the new board of your choice
right now at Whitey Ford.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Fink it out, drive it home. No money nowt.
Speaker 8 (19:28):
No security deposit, no first payment, in fact, no payments
at all.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
It's absolutely free. How can Big Red Johnson give you
the new Ford of your choice for free?
Speaker 8 (19:38):
Because I don't own Whitey for Frank Whitey does. And
for the last six months he's been messing around with
my wife, Big.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Bred Johnson has been wrong. You're dying, Skippy.
Speaker 8 (19:49):
But that's all over now. I got him both tied
up right here in the show run.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
He's got a gun too.
Speaker 8 (19:55):
What Frank white has done to me all to kill him. Instead,
I'm gonna hit him right where hurt.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Some move in the pocket. Boy, you want a car,
come get it free. Keys are on the big board
out fun.
Speaker 8 (20:07):
I'll be right here till the last car's gone, or
till the swap team shows up.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
It's You're lucky. I don't kill you.
Speaker 8 (20:14):
You no good son of them and the three clearance
hurry in now so waiting for it. And remember Biggrett
Johnson says, don't try and think funny and nobody gets hurt.
Gip on instruck models only, no dealers please.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Good morning, got the Big Show on the radio our
astro nerd comedian Monday morning, cause it's Monday and how
bad can it get?
Speaker 2 (20:41):
I need to come up with a better title. Flip.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Let me tell you what we're gonna play phone john
Boy Jeopardy in minute's one hundred dollars worth of bull
snot cleaning products made in the USA. Truck drivers keep
America moving, the bull snot make sure they look good
doing it. You can get bull snot at truck stops
across America. We gotta set up where you click on
the bull snot burner at the Big Show dot com
boy info hang on win is some right now? Well,
(21:07):
you gotta give him credit for not giving up. Thank God,
give him extra credit if he did. Here's what you
handle this time, nerd? That's dunk?
Speaker 3 (21:18):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 4 (21:19):
I could eat a bowl of alphabet sooop and poop
a better introduction than that.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
What are you hooked on? Illiteracy? Excuse me? Not bad?
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Huh?
Speaker 4 (21:28):
I decided that my comedic niche is in thought humor.
I'm billing myself as Don Rackles, Don Rackles really to Jewish? No,
it sounds so much like Don Rickles? Who Don Reckles
the greatest insult comic in history?
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Who hoo hoo? Do you poot thoo feathers?
Speaker 3 (21:53):
Like an owoo poot thoo feathers?
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Hey? That's good? Can I use that shape.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Here?
Speaker 8 (22:01):
Is?
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Oh? Yeah, your name is Spencer Rackley? I get it.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Enjoy the insult comedy stylings of Don Rackles.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Thanks, hockey stick what pipe down?
Speaker 3 (22:13):
I'm working here? Hockey stick puck? What puck?
Speaker 9 (22:17):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (22:18):
This is the family show.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Hockey puck, not hockey sticky idiot? I'm a hockey puck.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
Congratulations? Can I do my stuff now?
Speaker 2 (22:28):
I don't know? Can you?
Speaker 4 (22:31):
Hey, Jethro, don't you have to get home and clean
the themet pond. Larry the cable got called. He wants
his act back along with his shirt? Where'd you get
that thing? Did a lesbian have a yard?
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Fail? Does not bad? What about Hermie Sadler?
Speaker 4 (22:47):
That's what Raith fans always say after everyone else has
crossed the finish line. And what's with that haircut? It's
like the Green Mile special. This barber must work it
not so great clips. Try Billy, Billy, Billy.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Where is he?
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (23:07):
There he is behind that grain of rice food roasted?
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Hey?
Speaker 4 (23:13):
I love you in that commercial? Does it take you
long to get into that Gecko costume?
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Hanson?
Speaker 4 (23:20):
Hey Hanson? Are you waving at me? I can't see
your hands from three feet away. He's the only guy
I know that has to buy the winter kendle to
get a new paramitt. Hey, I've got one aspirin in
the bottom of this bottle. Could you reach in and
get it for me?
Speaker 2 (23:42):
Now?
Speaker 4 (23:42):
Jackie Jackie? Who can insult Jackie? Everybody loves Jackie. Let's
give her a hand. Oh, never mind, looks like she's
got planning. It's like King Kong became a costume jewelry model.
She high five to Gud and put him in the hospital,
I get Tater, take a number. Seriously, Tater, you look fantastic.
(24:06):
You've lost so much weight. Look behind you, you'll find it.
And that balcony, wow, it's like a blonde bumper car.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
It's loose. In the studio, this guy notes what I'm
talking about.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
I can't believe I'm saying this, but you may be
onto something.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
Yes, choke on that you hate her?
Speaker 2 (24:27):
If I'm a hit, I just hope you got thick skid?
Speaker 3 (24:31):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Well, some people aren't going to like this.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
They might talk back, you know, say things like, hey, Astronaud,
I'm teaching Pearl to be cadaver dog.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Will you help her practice? Well? That's all.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
The Pyramids called your due back in the Saragothligus by nine. Hey,
have you ever talked to a woman without having to
give a credit card number?
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Who told you about that?
Speaker 1 (24:58):
We know you gotta telescope, but your head is always
up your butt? So do you have colonoscop scope too?
You think you're a hit. Look around the room. Ask
for a nerd. It's a who's who of who cares?
Speaker 13 (25:14):
You're right?
Speaker 2 (25:14):
This is fun? Astro nerd? What's what's wrong?
Speaker 9 (25:20):
Well?
Speaker 4 (25:20):
I don't like that what my feelings are hurts.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
If you're gonna dish it out, you better be able
to take it. Well, I can't. I won't.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
I'm emotionally delicate.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
So what are you gonna do?
Speaker 13 (25:32):
Quinn?
Speaker 4 (25:33):
Yes, finally, maybe I'll try my hand in prop comedy
or political humor. Hey, I'm no quitter. I'll find something.
It's a work in progress. Good look, see you losers
next time. Big Show audience, best audience in the world.
Come on, Morty, I don't hold you for a while.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
All right, well, let's play john Boy Jebin.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Let's jump right in here for a brand new week's
worth of learning. Well, it's no surprise that the expression
all right, three sheets to the wind was born on
the high seas, because you may be surprised that this
is what a ship's sheets actually are.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
I what are there? I'm so glad to send the defense. No,
what if y'all got one? Eight hundred men? Show you
told free line?
Speaker 13 (26:34):
We go?
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Do we get a winner?
Speaker 1 (26:35):
We play John Boy Jeopardy next. Good morning, it's a
(27:02):
big show on the radio, William Monday Morning and with
today's feature track from the Big Show, Big Box, Phil McCracken.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
Trailer trash. Is that the sound trailer trash?
Speaker 13 (27:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Nice, It's under the tune of Monster Match.
Speaker 13 (27:15):
That's what it is.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Its head toward Halloween.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
That's our boy, all right, keywords trailer trash. When you
hit the Big Box app, the Big Show dot Com,
Broddy by Lawn Talker's Motorcycle, Lawyers at rod Dregshid when
it comes the Big Show Motorcycle at Big Showbike dot Com.
And right now let's play Yells live across America.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
It's shown boy Jepany and now your host.
Speaker 5 (27:40):
He's very popular. Esportos, motorheaits geeks, sluts, bloods, waste toys, dweebies, bigheads,
they hollador.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
They think he's a righteous dude, and they're right. He's
ton boy.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
And as they hit a Daniel a lot of Moorheads City,
North Carolina.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Good morning, Daniel.
Speaker 15 (28:00):
How you doing?
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Hey doing awesome?
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Man, Hope to get down there and get out in
the ocean from Morehead City just a little bit.
Speaker 15 (28:09):
Okay, come on down. I'm actually a fishing guy, so
you can come fish with us at Chasing Tails.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Oh man, that's awesome, Daniel. So Chasing Tails I've seen
I've seen you boat. Are you parked right there at
the scales? No?
Speaker 17 (28:24):
No, no.
Speaker 15 (28:24):
Chasing tails outdoors is a tackle shop on the beach, Atlantic.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
Beach, Atlantic Beach. Ooh, chasing tails? All right, well I was.
I had a different tail chasing another group. I like it,
all right, Daniel, after what go ahead?
Speaker 15 (28:43):
That's after we go fishing, right?
Speaker 4 (28:46):
Alright?
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Well I'm pulling for you, Daniel, So you stay on
that line. We get all your information there, So here
we go. There's no surprise. The expression three sheets to
the wind was born on the high seas.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
How about that?
Speaker 1 (28:59):
The fishing god gets through. But uh, and we're telling
everybody you may be surprised. This is what a ship's
sheets actually are.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Let's say, if you.
Speaker 15 (29:08):
Know, Daniel, that would be ropes for tension on the sail.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Ropes for tension on the sail. Will you nail that
exactly right?
Speaker 3 (29:23):
Yeah, I've always thought it was the actual sails.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Oh yeah, so guars.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
I'm not telling you anything, Daniel, but if any ship
sheets or loose on a three mastered ship, then the
sales will flap uselessly in the wind. The ship will
drift out of control. Plus the phrase three sheets to
the wind as comes to signify a person who was
intoxicated to the point of being out of control. I
guess that's where that whole deal comes from. All right, well, Donald,
(29:50):
you be careful out there on the high seas. Hold over, Jackie,
gonna send you one hundred and twenty dollars worth of
bulls not cleaning products, and hope I run across your
Atlantic beats here for long.
Speaker 15 (30:01):
Hey, I've been trying to get through for thirty years
to your show, so I'm finally glad to make it
first time. Get it through.
Speaker 17 (30:08):
All right, it out for Daniel. Wait about the hour
and top of you news right on the other side.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
God on Monday morning time capsules all important Monday morning life.
Speaker 4 (30:56):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one exports.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
It's time to axe Hike.
Speaker 4 (31:17):
Patrick.
Speaker 9 (31:19):
What are you?
Speaker 2 (31:20):
What you got?
Speaker 9 (31:20):
Boy?
Speaker 3 (31:22):
It ain't that stand The coup made a man trick
you in the cans water can again?
Speaker 2 (31:30):
Son of them?
Speaker 5 (31:31):
Yo? What's up?
Speaker 4 (31:35):
Welcome to ax Ike, And let me preface this by saying, uh,
I got nothing the place to golf, all the fun
on one you need for all your uh, what you call.
Speaker 3 (31:49):
Afro legalational relations shrimps? Dig this, yo ike, that's why.
Speaker 17 (31:59):
He's got some.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
Not so far.
Speaker 4 (32:04):
The end, DONDI yo, right, Well it's finally happened. My
marriage is officially on the skids. In fact, the fecal
matter has collided with the oscillating rotary atmosphere. Agitator, say what.
(32:26):
I go to my color man, billy white guy that's
been to college. Apparently, Yeah, like having randy bag, but
I regress. She has got a real shock for a lawyer.
I've never been through anything like this, and I want
to make sure I adequately shield my gloodiest maximum. He
(32:47):
getting on my nerves. I'm not ready to put a
plug on this leave hanging.
Speaker 9 (32:54):
Now.
Speaker 4 (32:54):
I know you've been through a the divorce miil a
time or two. I need the benefit of your experience.
What do I look for in a good lawyer? Signed
royally screwed in royal oak, dear rookie, one that iqually
admit the first divorce is the worstest. It's devastation, baby,
(33:15):
and it don't get no easy on my brother. Every
time some old hole sends you packing is like Hurricane Katrina.
Speaker 3 (33:22):
Go through your bank account.
Speaker 4 (33:25):
And the quote unquote victims spending about the same way too,
casey YEAGERMEISTERA and tickets to see usher that that that
that now being the man, you automatically the bad guy,
and you're gonna get taken to the cleaning. I don't
care if you got videotape or her playing slapping tackle
with the whole damn neighborhood. You going down, so you
(33:48):
might as well play dirty. And that means having the
right law dog to drop the hammer on that no
good skank banata yours what showed you the dog, But
you better do your homework. The wrong lawyer can make
your situation even worser than it already is.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
Believe that holds killing.
Speaker 4 (34:08):
So he haskes top ten ways to tell if you
need to look for a different lawyer. Number ten, your
wife's lawyer sees who your lawyer is and high fires
the other guy.
Speaker 3 (34:23):
Number nine.
Speaker 4 (34:25):
Your lawyer keeps actually in the court reporter if she
wants to see his legal briefs.
Speaker 3 (34:32):
Number eight. During your initial consultation, he tries to sell
you crack. Number seven.
Speaker 4 (34:47):
Every couple of minutes, he yells, I called Jack Daniels
to the witness stand. Number six. During the trial, you
catch him playing his game boy Number five asked every
hostile witness to pull his finger.
Speaker 17 (35:08):
Number four.
Speaker 4 (35:11):
Every time the judge calls overruled, he grabs yourself and says,
tell let the Perry Mason.
Speaker 3 (35:23):
Y'all name him.
Speaker 4 (35:25):
Number three. He picks the jury by playing Dunk Dunk goose.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
Number two.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
He frequently flips jury number four of the finger.
Speaker 3 (35:42):
And the number one way you can tell you need.
Speaker 13 (35:44):
A new lawyer.
Speaker 5 (35:44):
He is.
Speaker 3 (35:45):
Halfway through the trial. He puts a no refund sign
on the table.
Speaker 4 (35:52):
I'm telling you, my brother, you wind up with one
of these balloon heads, and you old lady gonna clean
you out like brothers stripping down a caddy and an alley.
Speaker 3 (35:59):
You'll be fought to give up the highlight, and that
means no more vienias.
Speaker 13 (36:04):
Oh hell no.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
If I was you, you best be breaking off all
contact with every one of them.
Speaker 4 (36:11):
Matlock wanna bees along with a toe yo shoe and
the crack of the ass sponser by Georgia Boot, I'm
gonna get something by this gig. Hell, my brother, you
might be better off defending your own self. That way,
you wind up paying your own self and going through
(36:32):
a divorce. You gonna use it extra money.
Speaker 9 (36:35):
This is ike.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
Peace out.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
If you want to exy mail to ixight John Boyden
Billy at PO Box seventy six sixty three.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
Charlotte didn't see two eight two four one fuck you
buy Georgia boot chun Boy and Dilley.
Speaker 3 (36:54):
Comea flow that card out you credit.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
This's a neighborhood. This ain't no residential district.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Morning radio dumb right, good morning, let's make itcho on
(37:29):
the radio. October twenty first ten days to drink or treat.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
Let's get going.
Speaker 18 (37:38):
And now it's storytime with your host, Carl Childers.
Speaker 19 (37:47):
I ain't been around for a while, mister Bill Cox said,
I've been on something called a hienus, but I figured
I had to stop buying. Have some biscuits and mustard
to the spell if and that's all right, why I'm
here anyway, So I'm going to do it.
Speaker 9 (38:06):
Well, Sir Hallerween isn't coming. I reckon.
Speaker 19 (38:10):
I talked about most of them Bookers and Haints out there,
but Scooter and mister mill Cox they told me I
left out a few.
Speaker 9 (38:18):
I can tell you about them if you want me
to absolutely.
Speaker 19 (38:21):
All right, then I like him, Old timy monsters, Frankenstein
and Drayckler and a worldfeller.
Speaker 9 (38:29):
What you don't see too much of is the invisible man.
Get it. I come up with that one on my own.
Speaker 19 (38:40):
Seems like you could save a good bit of pocket
money being invisible. I ain't got to go close shopping,
ain't got a new laundry, no shaving or haircuts, go
into the movies without paying for a ticket. Racist too,
and wrestling, of course you'd have to go nicking. Probably
(39:01):
wouldn't work too well in cold weather. There's a lot
about being invisible. I don't understand. I ain't quite sure
how some stuff works. I wonder if everything is invisible,
like when he eats vetals, does it disappear when he
swallows it? And if and you go out of doors
during the name, how do you keep a sun out
(39:21):
of your eyes without giving yourself away? Not knowing that
sort of stuff kindly ruined the movie for me.
Speaker 12 (39:30):
I like him.
Speaker 9 (39:31):
Mummy movie is a good bit, but I didn't figure
he was that scary.
Speaker 19 (39:35):
He just staggers along like Scooter. When he's in a
bad way with that brown liquor. He's slowering molasses old
and give out, only had one hand to speak of.
How come heat not on John boys entourage? Seeming to
me like somebody would have thought that just unwrap that fella.
(39:56):
The end, that creature was a big old man fish,
come from someplace.
Speaker 9 (40:05):
Called the Black Lagoon. Some folks calls it an African
American lagoon. I calls it a black lagoon.
Speaker 19 (40:14):
In the movie, they spend most of the time trying
to catch him, and I put him in a big
old aquarium.
Speaker 9 (40:19):
Summers me, I just put a big old nightcrawler on
a hook, hauld.
Speaker 19 (40:26):
Him in, hit him upside the head with a fish bat,
clean him, roll him in some corn meal, ry him up.
Speaker 9 (40:38):
Eat him with some mushpuppies.
Speaker 19 (40:41):
Mister Bill Cox says, all impede folks and plumb have
a fit. They'd store them up a nervous hospital. Holler,
and what you eat to creat your farm? What one
of them stories is kindly sad. Old Phantom of the
Opry Phantom was a music fella that was so weet
up about being ugly. He just running head underneath this
(41:03):
big old opry house. He sort of fell in love
with his skinny little opery gal when he found out
she had a hankering for some good looking fella. The
old phantom he just saw red. He kidnapped that skinny
little opera gal took her down to his hideout. Once
she got a look at his face, he turned green.
(41:26):
Her boyfriend come down to rescue arm got a big
fight with a phantom. Since the phantom was so old
and give out, the boyfriend got the best of him,
killed him the end.
Speaker 9 (41:40):
More of the story.
Speaker 19 (41:42):
If you let be an ugly keep you out of
the music business, we never would have had lid love it.
Speaker 18 (41:50):
Story time was brought to you by Hard Graves, potted
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Speaker 1 (42:03):
Good morning, and you got a big show on the radio.
More chances for you to win coming up after your
news weathersparts.
Speaker 10 (42:09):
I stand on the hill, but not for a thrill,
for the breath of a fresh keell. And never mind
the man who contemplates doing away with license plates. He
stands alone anyhow, Bacon the cookies of discontent, by the
heat of the lunder.
Speaker 2 (42:29):
Man fan leaving this soul.
Speaker 7 (42:34):
And then, like in portraygo dot dot dot. You know
kind of host set up, leaving his soul Hoarten the
waters of the Medulla. Oblong God, with John Boy and
Billy on the big show. You like that one, John
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