October 28, 2024 • 39 mins
Monday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, you can’t swing a black cat without hitting a Halloween funny in here!.. - Hoyt and the boys have their “I Hate Halloween” song.. - we’ve got the trailer for the new “Walking Dad” series.. - Clyde the Camel inspires the classic novel, “Frankenstein”.. - We’ll pull out another Top 10 Bad Halloween Costumes from years past.. - Terry Hanson will “Put A Spell on You”.. - Bob Ibach has a new offer for the sports fans on your Holiday shopping list.. - and Oliver offers your kids advise on maximizing their Halloween haul…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, the big shows on the radio. Hang out
all right, listen to you mogs. It's time to button
your yaps.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Say, I'm trying to listen to these two clowns, John
Boy and Belly on the Big Show.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Yeah, the Big Show.
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It's big, say bigger than big.
Speaker 4 (00:13):
It's enormous.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Hey, he's adorable.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
God lou ha an alum.
Speaker 6 (00:55):
Get up.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
You're going into a brand new work week here in
a we don't focus on work, guys, what we gotta do?
Then we'll focus on trigger treaty. Little darling's been coming
to your door on Thursday night.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
It looks like today's a twenty eight. Yeah, okay, we
got to I got a case of them on got youse. Yes,
it's gonna be all right, man, what.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
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honors of men and women who act quickly when an
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crisis while the rest of the world flees. According to
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and the volunteer fire departments they all over. That's how
my brother started, and then he became a real firefighters.
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Beginning we're awake.
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you win. You some do three days in history where
we're got our categories. It was nineteen eighty six evangelist
Pat Robertson issued a statement said we should stop celebrating Halloween.
The statement asked us if we really wanted our children
acting out satanic rituals and dressing up like witches, monsters, ghosts,
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and devils. Most ever said sure, as long as we
could make them share their candy out there just waiting
to go to bed, candy treade all the end. Yeah,
make sure they know what they're doing when they get
old enough, all right. Nineteen ninety nine, Joseph Tiffany of Littleton,
Colorado was wounded during a hunting trip near Grant's, Nebraska,
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when his golden retriever Sampson shot him in the foot.
And when they said he left his gun lying on
the ground and the dog stepped on the trigger. That
happens a lot, y'all, Yes, a lot. Not sh keep
you keep you going up when you round dogs. I
mean that was all the time, man, because had one
shot of shot and shot through the through the car floorboard.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Wow, it goes with a dog.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
And unload man, You got to yes, Yeah, that's why
we personally will check a weapon says, unload you and
give me that look.
Speaker 7 (04:18):
Only.
Speaker 8 (04:18):
I guess it only has to happen to you once, right.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
I should all right, he'll be careful that there here,
there Scooby in the background.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Finally, on the State No.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
Seven, a major pet dealer reported demand for pet rats
has sowared fifty percent in Britain thanks to the animated
movie Rat. Tight to tu leg there was about a
pair of sewer rat there wanted to be a chef.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Right, yeah, he was a chef, So I want a
pet rat. And then they found out didn't talk to them. Stoops.
Well there you go.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
All right, there are three categories have to work one
eight hundred big shows you told Free Line across America.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
We play outbursts.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
Next Good Monday Morning Big Shows on the radio. Today's
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feature track for the Big Show Big Box. Oliver's got
tips for increasing your Halloween candy haul. Wake up the kids,
search tricky words candy hall when you hit the Big
Box at the Big Show Dot coming right now.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Let's get that winning out.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Uppers.
Speaker 8 (05:47):
Let's play uppers.
Speaker 9 (05:49):
It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
John Boy and Billy give.
Speaker 10 (05:55):
The prizes from the Big Prize be let's.
Speaker 11 (05:59):
Go just the number one.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
This should be a lot of fun when you're.
Speaker 11 (06:05):
Playing upers, have them hurry up.
Speaker 8 (06:08):
And guest time you have the best time.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
You have a big shots.
Speaker 12 (06:13):
Let's say hid a James from Knoxville, ten US.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
We have shots. Good boy to James. Hey, how y'all doing?
Hey man, we.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
Are doing good. Welcome in here amongst us. All right, James,
you first up this morning. Let's get you through these
three categories and get you that happy heard prize back
you ready to go? It's sure in five seconds. Three
popular Halloween candies Ready to go.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Nickers reached the comfort pretty much, could hear?
Speaker 1 (06:53):
That'll work? Hi, James. Three things you can hunt? Ready go.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Dear baron hawks.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
You gotta work, James for the wind.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
Three places your pets stay ready, go trees, garbage, shore.
You got some pretty undisciplined pets. Wait to get on
pet rats. That's right by the way to go. James,
up with us, buddy, Congratulations, we'll get the prize backer
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to you.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Knoxville James. You hang on for Jackie.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (07:31):
All right, buddy.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
Alright, it's the bottom of the hours. Find out what
went on around you over.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
The weekend and we're going Robert o'.
Speaker 5 (07:46):
Keane without Monday Morning song, sing along, good morning.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
It's a big seawan the radio.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
Glad you're been with us for our Monday morning song.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Robert ur Keane, let's join in. That's done by Robert
l Keane is being lying in the bit.
Speaker 13 (08:38):
Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Come on, Jack and get ready to say anybody.
Speaker 14 (08:45):
Sometimes on my days are filled with Righty's at Trevor
last subad.
Speaker 15 (08:56):
Things ain't going mind because there's always someone swirming in
my life, to keep swerving in my life, and.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
It's causing lots of thinger. I'm a honking on my horror.
Speaker 9 (09:18):
I'm shooting you the flame.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Keep switching on my bride lines. It's just too dem to.
Speaker 13 (09:29):
When you're swerving all lives Pie Way, you're running someone
off the ride.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
The day Joe Way, I thought I never.
Speaker 14 (09:44):
Never could belive another. How else could I feed? But
nowing you run into me, I can't believe I could not.
I'll tank up the one's at the waiting.
Speaker 15 (10:06):
You keep swarming in my line, just causing lots of bad.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
I'm a cussing out your name.
Speaker 11 (10:18):
I'm shooting here.
Speaker 16 (10:19):
The fight.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
I keep switching on my bride lights.
Speaker 13 (10:26):
But you're just too dimpty.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Now when you're swerving.
Speaker 13 (10:30):
All lightshi way, you're running someone off the road.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Driving a big show. Good, it's a big show on
(11:11):
the radio. It takele just to be here in the playhouse.
Will come on action.
Speaker 12 (11:18):
Hello friends, your old pal Burnt Burn here with another
toenail twisting edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's
episode a proper burial. As our story opens, an elderly
Jewish woman is meeting with her rabbi.
Speaker 17 (11:33):
I really appreciate you taking the time to meet with me, Rabbi.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Oh, it's no problem.
Speaker 12 (11:38):
Doctor Phil doesn't start for another fifteen minutes, so you
seem tombled.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
That's the buzz. Tell me what's happening?
Speaker 17 (11:44):
Well, you know I keep Messinger pigeons right, Okay, Well,
my beloved Schmooley passed away yesterday. You remember Schmooley.
Speaker 12 (11:53):
Let's see, yeah, pigeon about ya, big kind of walleye
the one you used to send donations to the temple.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
That's well that wall.
Speaker 17 (12:01):
I did him in?
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Oh no, what happened?
Speaker 17 (12:04):
He flew into a wall?
Speaker 12 (12:05):
So that's why they call it that well, what can
I do for you? You want me to say a
special prayer forever or something.
Speaker 17 (12:12):
I was wondering if I might be able to, you know,
bury him in all cemetery.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
What, of course you can't.
Speaker 12 (12:19):
That's forbidden in the tor Besides, they're so dady they
poop on the statue of Moses.
Speaker 17 (12:24):
You know, why didn't you make an exception? I mean,
I'd really like to bury him on sacred soil.
Speaker 12 (12:30):
Look, darling, I'd love to help you, but my hands
are tied. I'll let you bury your pigeon here putty soon.
Now I'm digging holes for who knows what. I'm really
sorry for your loss, but I gotta say no.
Speaker 17 (12:40):
Okay, I understand. I'll just ask the Methodists if I
could use their cemetery, excuse me, cemetery for five hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
That's all five hundred dollars.
Speaker 8 (12:50):
Why didn't you say it was a Jewish pigeon?
Speaker 17 (12:53):
Boy v I mean fut of a.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
And we hope you enjoy John Boy.
Speaker 12 (13:05):
And Billy playhouse. Well, like I knock a hundred bucks
off if you just let the temple can eat. Tune
in next time when we'll hear the poop covered statue of.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Moses saying, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Good morning.
Speaker 5 (13:21):
The Big Show's on the radio, and more Big Show
right around the corner.
Speaker 18 (13:25):
I'm working with mister Bill Cox over his outfit, and
I like to listen to John Boy and Billy and
they're Big Show.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
I like the way they talk.
Speaker 18 (13:35):
They're funny. Ha ha, funny queer, that's what they say. Anyhow,
I've figured out what John Boy had a hard time
getting darted in the morning. Ain't gotten the gage.
Speaker 5 (14:20):
Good more than this week Shaw on the radio, gonna
make ourselves get up this money and be happy about it.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Call it's gonna be triggering treating Thursday night. How about
a song from What About the Holiday? In the Junior Nation? Man,
Waities and Gentlemen.
Speaker 8 (14:37):
The Junior Nation Man presents a very un.
Speaker 10 (14:40):
Halloweeny sounding tribute to Halloween, mainly because Halloween gets.
Speaker 7 (14:45):
On our nerves, goes like this.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Where it began?
Speaker 10 (14:54):
I can't begin to tell you, but I can tell.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
You it's the worst.
Speaker 10 (15:05):
Summer to fall. And then it's late October, and lordy,
I dread the thirty first.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Kids all dressed.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
Up at the door.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
Begging for.
Speaker 6 (15:33):
Candy. Ball a.
Speaker 16 (15:43):
Boy if I could.
Speaker 10 (15:49):
I'm freeling me.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Hello, weens not till.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
The cos they.
Speaker 10 (16:01):
Stay out too late, and then they start vandalizing. It
ain't no surprise with kids like these. First they throw rocks,
Next comes the toilet papers all over the yard and
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in the trees.
Speaker 7 (16:30):
They're pinks, getting drunk, getting wild, getting me.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
On pistol.
Speaker 10 (16:50):
Helloy drives me right out of my mind. Put my foot.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
And the crack on there behind and I will too.
Speaker 4 (17:12):
That's right.
Speaker 10 (17:13):
Kids, don't come around my trader on Halloween night because
my bowl of candy has officially been replaced by can of.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
Wool bag and you don't want me to open it up.
Speaker 5 (17:26):
Halloween.
Speaker 11 (17:31):
If I.
Speaker 16 (17:37):
Feeling lollween is not too good?
Speaker 5 (17:49):
Morning, got the big show on the radio coming up.
We'll play John Boy Jeopardy for an assortment of small batch,
hand cooked peanuts from bird T County Peanuts, a Southern
addition for over one hundred years. Say go nuts this Christmas.
Such a huge election to choose from. Sure to have
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Speaker 1 (18:08):
They would love them.
Speaker 5 (18:09):
Inter code JBB at checkout get twenty five percent off
plus free shipping when you shop online and click on
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Bertie County Peanuts dot com. All right, hang on, play
for it in minutes, but first going toward Halloween.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
What you got here?
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Just in time for Halloween. AMC continues its tradition of
horror with an all news series. Hey am, I the
only one that knows how to work the coffee machine.
Damn college age kids.
Speaker 12 (18:48):
Would it kill you to turn the damn lights off?
My last name is not Rockefeller, you know. Hey, no,
I'm not your chauffeurs. I used to walk everywhere I went.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
Try it sometime from the people that brought you The
Walking Dip Fear, The Walking Dead, and a new Walking Dead.
They haven't come up with a title for yet. Comes
a show for the whole family, The Walking Dad.
Speaker 9 (19:11):
Oh hell no, you're not wearing that outside of this house.
Speaker 8 (19:14):
It looks like a tramp.
Speaker 7 (19:15):
You know.
Speaker 8 (19:15):
Genie couldn't show her damn belly button on a TV.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
And that was a good old days.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Oh you didn't get what you wanted?
Speaker 8 (19:22):
Crime me a river. Listen. When I was a kid,
I was thankful if I got an orange for Christmas.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
A grateful turd.
Speaker 8 (19:31):
Good God, am I the only one who knows how
to flush a toy.
Speaker 11 (19:33):
Let's hear.
Speaker 8 (19:35):
On the match while you're at it.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
He's dad and he's walking the walk every Saturday night
before whatever else. AMC is looking to the barn bay here.
Speaker 12 (19:52):
That smelled Tormade a real singer, not that Justin bieber, Laker,
cardiac be or snoopy Dog.
Speaker 8 (20:00):
What the hell is for shizzle anyway?
Speaker 12 (20:02):
Idiots, Hey ringo, you're supposed to mow the grass, not
smoke it.
Speaker 8 (20:09):
Do you think they call it dope?
Speaker 1 (20:14):
You want to cry?
Speaker 6 (20:15):
Do you?
Speaker 19 (20:16):
Because I can give you something to cry about. Let
me show you where the horse bit me plunk. AMC
still cashing in on a show that was a hit
a decade ago.
Speaker 8 (20:29):
Zombies what garmente now gun smoke? That was a show kids.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
Don't even know who met Dylan is Buns Walkie Dead
Saturdays at eight on AMC. Watch it. I said, watch it.
Speaker 8 (20:49):
I heard you not sleeping less in my eyes.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
I work for a living, you know. Yeah, there's a
kiss for you.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
AMC wasn't listen to probably do it. It's about right.
Speaker 5 (21:06):
Today's John Boy Jepardy li jump in here was nineteen
ninety six a couple of graduate students started working on
a project that they named BackRub. One year later they
changed the name and turned that project into this company,
and today it's worth over two trillion dollars.
Speaker 17 (21:24):
Oh what is the website? Only fans?
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Here's popular among some circles.
Speaker 5 (21:32):
But no what y'all got one? Eight hundred Big Show
you told free line? Come on, we played John Boy
Jeopardy next.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Good morning.
Speaker 5 (22:04):
There's a Big Show on the radio runing to you
Monday morning, October twenty eighth. Today's feature track from the
Big Show bid Box Oliver tips for increasing your Halloween
Candy Hall, George Keywords, Candy Hall, the other kids. You
got something special from the Big Show with the Big
Box at the Big Show dot Com. Oh right quick,
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speaking of special, don't we get to get your name
in the half of the Big Show Custom Motorcycle. We'll
be announcing another finalist tomorrow, be the fourth of five
finalists before we make the final drawing for the Big
Show Motorcycle from Lord Taggers. All rightly on the link
at the Big Show dot Com.
Speaker 20 (22:46):
All right now, let's playing Yes live across America.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
It's Chock boyd Jeb Wow and now a.
Speaker 5 (22:53):
Man who says he'll always remember the last words his
granddad said to him before he died.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Son, are you still holding the ladder keys? John BOYD?
Speaker 5 (23:09):
Let's I had Earl out of Baldosta, Georgia. Good morning, Earl,
Good morning, hello buddy. Al Right, Earl, you got the
first shot at John boydjevity for the week.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Let's see what you can do. It was nineteen ninety
six a.
Speaker 5 (23:24):
Couple of graduate students started working on a project that
they named BackRub. One year later they changed the name
and turned that project into this company, and today it's
worth over two trillion dollars.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
What do you think, Earl?
Speaker 10 (23:42):
I believe that would be Google?
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Is it Google?
Speaker 5 (23:49):
Yes?
Speaker 13 (23:49):
It is.
Speaker 6 (23:55):
So.
Speaker 5 (23:55):
The two guys' names, well, I don't you ever hear
these names? Ergie Brinn and Larry Page.
Speaker 12 (24:03):
Not like that.
Speaker 5 (24:03):
But Sergery, I'm Sergery Brinn. Don't beat me up because
of my name. I'm gonna make a gigle.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
To trill you.
Speaker 5 (24:18):
Yeah, hey, Earl, worked out for you, buddy, because you
were gonna get some bird Tea County pea nuts, best
pe nuts, and I send them down to Georgia peanut country.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
What we're talking about earl. Let us know what you think, buddy. Sure,
all right, man, hang on, why let's jump out and
cut you up on your news.
Speaker 5 (24:43):
Right on the other side of this report our time
consulving this Monday morning, I hang on for a line.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
This is the award winning Jong Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 21 (25:33):
That's part I'm happy to help you.
Speaker 22 (25:35):
Yeah, I'm over here. I'm over here at Burger King
right here in Sancominy. No, not Sanquo, Maine. I'm sorry,
I live in Sancominy. I'm in the Gunna Gael. I
think that's where I'm at. I'm at a dry food
right now. I had I ordered my food three times.
They're mopping the floor inside, and I understand their busneys.
They're not even busy. Okay, I've been the only call here.
I asked the four different times to make me a
Western Barty two burger. Okay, did you've given me a
(25:58):
hamburger with lettuce to make? Don't achieve any And I said,
I'm not leaving. I want a Western burger because I
just got my kids from Taypwondoll. They're hungry. I'm on
my way home and I live in santlementary. Uh huh okay,
she said, she gave me another hamburger. It's wrong, I
said four times, I said I wanted to go. Can
you go out and part in front? And I said no,
I want my hamburger right. So then the lady came
to the manager, whoever she is. She came up and
(26:20):
she said, she said, if you want your money back,
and I said, no, I want my hamburger. My kids
are hungry, and I have to jump on the whole freeway.
I said, I am not leaving the spot. And I
said I will call the police because I want my
Western burger done right now. Is that so hard? Okay?
Speaker 21 (26:35):
What exactly is that you want us to do for you?
Speaker 22 (26:37):
I send the oscars down here. I want I want
them to.
Speaker 4 (26:39):
Make my man.
Speaker 21 (26:41):
I'm not gonna go down there and force your Western
bacon cheeseburger.
Speaker 22 (26:45):
What am I supposed to do?
Speaker 21 (26:47):
This is between you and the managers. We're not going
to go and fort how to make a hamburger. But
that's not a criminal issue. There's there's nothing criminals there.
Speaker 22 (26:56):
I'n here. So I just sit here and you need
to calmly.
Speaker 21 (26:59):
And rat only be to the manager and figure out
what to do between you.
Speaker 22 (27:02):
You did come up and I said, can I please
have my Western burger? He said, I'm not dealing it.
She walked away. So because they're lopping the floor and
it's awful, it said that they don't want to rest,
they don't want to go through there.
Speaker 21 (27:12):
And and ma'am, then I sudfu to get your money
back and go somewhere else. This is this is not
a criminal issue. We can't go out there and and
make them make you a cheeseburger the way you want it.
Speaker 22 (27:25):
Well, that is that you're supposed to be here to
protect me.
Speaker 21 (27:28):
What are we protecting you from a wrong seeburger. No,
it's just like it's just a harmful cheeseburger or something.
I don't understand what you want us to do.
Speaker 22 (27:37):
Well, just come down here. I'm not meaning no, ma'am.
Speaker 21 (27:40):
I'm not sitting the deputies down there over a cheeseburger.
You need to go in there and act like an
adult and either get your money back and go home.
Speaker 22 (27:47):
It's not acting like an adult herself.
Speaker 17 (27:49):
Well, I'm sitting here in my car.
Speaker 22 (27:50):
I just want them to make my kids a Western bergram.
Speaker 21 (27:53):
This is what I suggest that to get your money
back from the manager and you go on your way home.
Speaker 22 (27:58):
Okay, okay, well by.
Speaker 16 (28:03):
Ol Man.
Speaker 5 (28:05):
Hi boys, it could be worse, that could be our
Why yeah, yeah, Jaun boy and Billy. I don't know
what they call this top Hamburger Helper. It's just fine
by itself.
Speaker 9 (28:20):
Morning radio, dumb right, good morning.
Speaker 5 (28:48):
It's a big show on the radio for you. October
the twenty eighth, and you hear you're just in time
for this.
Speaker 12 (28:56):
We all know history, but there's so much more. No,
I'm Sir David Attenborough, and this is unknown history. Geneva, Switzerland,
eighteen sixteen. Friends gathered at the estate of Lord Byron
(29:18):
for a festive weekend of fun and frivolity.
Speaker 8 (29:24):
I love frivolity.
Speaker 12 (29:26):
But as night fell, a powerful thunderstorm rolled over the hills.
Lightning split the sky the Wind's house, the friends gathered
around a roaring fireplace and told ghost stories. All but one,
that is a nineteen year old university student, Mary Wollstonecraft.
Speaker 17 (29:49):
Well, I can't just create something out of the ether.
Perhaps see if I had more time?
Speaker 12 (29:55):
Very well, I propose a challenge. You have a fortnight
to present a tale. So gruesome and hideous. We shall
all faint from fright.
Speaker 8 (30:05):
Mary accepted the challenge.
Speaker 12 (30:07):
But had no idea what to do. She never written
more than a letter. That's when she remembered her.
Speaker 8 (30:14):
Friend Clyde the Obabe.
Speaker 12 (30:21):
Clyde was a dromedary camel from India studying abroad. He
was an English major, and Mary had enjoyed reading his work.
At first, Clyde demured yeah, but after some prodding he
agreed to ghostwrite her Spooky Tale.
Speaker 8 (30:38):
Eye, and when a fortnight was through, the book was done. Canare?
Speaker 12 (30:46):
He even let her sign her name to it. Not
having time to read it, she presented her work to
Lord Byron and her friends, The Modern Prometheus by Mary Wollstonecraft. Hmm,
let's see just how scary this is?
Speaker 9 (31:02):
Shall we?
Speaker 12 (31:03):
Lord Byron was never able to finish the book ooh er,
and neither did his friends. Satisfied with their reaction, she
took the book to a publisher, Modern Prometheus.
Speaker 8 (31:22):
I what's all his name?
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Who gallery her book?
Speaker 12 (31:29):
The Modern Prometheus sold out printing after printing, and became
the rage of the literary age.
Speaker 8 (31:35):
Judgee.
Speaker 12 (31:37):
Now you may not know Mary Wollstonecraft, but you might
recognize her married name Mary Shelley, and the modern Prometheus
is more widely known as Frankenstein. Blue Mary became wildly
successful and Clyde Well He went on to have a
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career ghostwriting several more books. In fact, Mary would be
his muse on another best seller ever heard of, the
Comma Sutra.
Speaker 8 (32:12):
The Standing Wheelbarrow? Well, what the hell? Until next time?
Speaker 12 (32:27):
This is Sir David Edinburgh reminding you that it's not
the history that's known, it's the history unknown.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
Good morning, you got a big show on the radio.
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Ah, you gonna have all him got a too hu
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Speaker 9 (32:59):
Man nothing, the.
Speaker 4 (33:00):
Sexy as and a hot young man talking trash on
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There's a fire in the party. It's getting hot in here.
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I take off all my clothes. I feel so vulnerable.
Speaker 5 (33:36):
M h, good morning is a big shaw on the radio.
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I know you know what you're gonna dress kids? Uplive
Thursday Night Trigger Drayton, what the heck. Share This top
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Speaker 20 (34:11):
With you from the Spirit Halloween Store over where Kmart
used to be. Here's today's Big Show top ten list.
Top ten worst Halloween costume ideas of the year. Number
ten Mexican Guy with a truckload of pine needles.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
Number nine Pine.
Speaker 20 (34:32):
Needle Guy with a truckload of Mexicans. Number eight Ozimpic
Face Barbie and you know what that looks like. Number
seven slutty Nancy Grace. Number six Kid Rock with a
bullet riddled twelve pack of bove Light. Number five Gary
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Busey in a Girl Scout uniform with a two year
old box of tin Mints. Number four drunken eight year
old with a Mike's Hard lemonade stamp. Number three SpongeBob
Dylan he lives in a pineapple one of the Number
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two Doctor Oz Medicine Woman, and the worst costume idea
of the year Afro Nerve.
Speaker 3 (35:30):
I like several of those.
Speaker 5 (35:34):
Good Morning Big Shows on the radio. Coming up, we
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Speaker 1 (36:02):
Hang out.
Speaker 5 (36:02):
We're playing minutes the first over the weekend. I'm an
hands and I think he got lucky after this performance
in the karaoke bargen.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
All right, next up.
Speaker 23 (36:16):
And Halloween karaoke? Is this guy with the little cowboy
heating chance? What are you supposed to be a little
fellow Woody from Toy Story? I'm hopol on Cassidy Wisenheimer.
Speaker 11 (36:28):
A bet you can really do some hopping with those
chicken legs.
Speaker 8 (36:31):
Hey, you want me to hold the mic for you?
Speaker 1 (36:33):
You might have a problem with them small hands.
Speaker 9 (36:35):
Give me that.
Speaker 23 (36:37):
I want to dedicate this song to my wife, Patty.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
Happy Halloween, doll.
Speaker 18 (36:43):
Hit.
Speaker 11 (36:43):
My music shakes fella on you.
Speaker 8 (37:02):
Because you're mine.
Speaker 12 (37:07):
That can.
Speaker 6 (37:11):
Stop the things that you do. Watch out my life.
I can't stand whoa.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
No running around. I can't stand.
Speaker 6 (37:40):
No hutting me down.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
I would spell on you because you're mine. But go ahead,
go ahead, man, I have nailing this. Speaking of nailing something, bartender,
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you send another picture of.
Speaker 11 (38:09):
Martinis to my table over there, and I'm never a
B seven.
Speaker 8 (38:12):
Drink up on.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
I'm almost done.
Speaker 8 (38:14):
That is getting lucky tonight, sap of things that you do.
Watch lie.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
I love you, I love you, I love you anyhow.
Speaker 8 (38:44):
I don't care if you don't want me.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
I'm yours right now to spell on you, because.
Speaker 23 (39:12):
Okay, I would like to apologize to the folks in
the front row.
Speaker 8 (39:17):
I wasn't warned that we should have handed out pacos.
Let's take a little break while.
Speaker 3 (39:22):
We mop up the stage.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
How's that going?
Speaker 5 (39:29):
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Speaker 2 (00:07):
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we're got our categories. It was nineteen eighty six evangelist
Pat Robertson issued a statement said we should stop celebrating Halloween.
The statement asked us if we really wanted our children
acting out satanic rituals and dressing up like witches, monsters, ghosts,
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and devils. Most ever said sure, as long as we
could make them share their candy out there just waiting
to go to bed, candy treade all the end. Yeah,
make sure they know what they're doing when they get
old enough, all right. Nineteen ninety nine, Joseph Tiffany of Littleton,
Colorado was wounded during a hunting trip near Grant's, Nebraska,
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when his golden retriever Sampson shot him in the foot.
And when they said he left his gun lying on
the ground and the dog stepped on the trigger. That
happens a lot, y'all, Yes, a lot. Not sh keep
you keep you going up when you round dogs. I
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Wow, it goes with a dog.
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And unload man, You got to yes, Yeah, that's why
we personally will check a weapon says, unload you and
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Speaker 7 (04:18):
Only.
Speaker 8 (04:18):
I guess it only has to happen to you once, right.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
I should all right, he'll be careful that there here,
there Scooby in the background.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Finally, on the State No.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
Seven, a major pet dealer reported demand for pet rats
has sowared fifty percent in Britain thanks to the animated
movie Rat. Tight to tu leg there was about a
pair of sewer rat there wanted to be a chef.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Right, yeah, he was a chef, So I want a
pet rat. And then they found out didn't talk to them. Stoops.
Well there you go.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
All right, there are three categories have to work one
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Speaker 1 (04:58):
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Speaker 1 (05:43):
Let's get that winning out.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Uppers.
Speaker 8 (05:47):
Let's play uppers.
Speaker 9 (05:49):
It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
John Boy and Billy give.
Speaker 10 (05:55):
The prizes from the Big Prize be let's.
Speaker 11 (05:59):
Go just the number one.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
This should be a lot of fun when you're.
Speaker 11 (06:05):
Playing upers, have them hurry up.
Speaker 8 (06:08):
And guest time you have the best time.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
You have a big shots.
Speaker 12 (06:13):
Let's say hid a James from Knoxville, ten US.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
We have shots. Good boy to James. Hey, how y'all doing?
Hey man, we.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
Are doing good. Welcome in here amongst us. All right, James,
you first up this morning. Let's get you through these
three categories and get you that happy heard prize back
you ready to go? It's sure in five seconds. Three
popular Halloween candies Ready to go.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Nickers reached the comfort pretty much, could hear?
Speaker 1 (06:53):
That'll work? Hi, James. Three things you can hunt? Ready go.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Dear baron hawks.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
You gotta work, James for the wind.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
Three places your pets stay ready, go trees, garbage, shore.
You got some pretty undisciplined pets. Wait to get on
pet rats. That's right by the way to go. James,
up with us, buddy, Congratulations, we'll get the prize backer
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to you.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Knoxville James. You hang on for Jackie.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (07:31):
All right, buddy.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
Alright, it's the bottom of the hours. Find out what
went on around you over.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
The weekend and we're going Robert o'.
Speaker 5 (07:46):
Keane without Monday Morning song, sing along, good morning.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
It's a big seawan the radio.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
Glad you're been with us for our Monday morning song.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Robert ur Keane, let's join in. That's done by Robert
l Keane is being lying in the bit.
Speaker 13 (08:38):
Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Come on, Jack and get ready to say anybody.
Speaker 14 (08:45):
Sometimes on my days are filled with Righty's at Trevor
last subad.
Speaker 15 (08:56):
Things ain't going mind because there's always someone swirming in
my life, to keep swerving in my life, and.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
It's causing lots of thinger. I'm a honking on my horror.
Speaker 9 (09:18):
I'm shooting you the flame.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Keep switching on my bride lines. It's just too dem to.
Speaker 13 (09:29):
When you're swerving all lives Pie Way, you're running someone
off the ride.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
The day Joe Way, I thought I never.
Speaker 14 (09:44):
Never could belive another. How else could I feed? But
nowing you run into me, I can't believe I could not.
I'll tank up the one's at the waiting.
Speaker 15 (10:06):
You keep swarming in my line, just causing lots of bad.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
I'm a cussing out your name.
Speaker 11 (10:18):
I'm shooting here.
Speaker 16 (10:19):
The fight.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
I keep switching on my bride lights.
Speaker 13 (10:26):
But you're just too dimpty.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Now when you're swerving.
Speaker 13 (10:30):
All lightshi way, you're running someone off the road.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Driving a big show. Good, it's a big show on
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the radio. It takele just to be here in the playhouse.
Will come on action.
Speaker 12 (11:18):
Hello friends, your old pal Burnt Burn here with another
toenail twisting edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's
episode a proper burial. As our story opens, an elderly
Jewish woman is meeting with her rabbi.
Speaker 17 (11:33):
I really appreciate you taking the time to meet with me, Rabbi.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Oh, it's no problem.
Speaker 12 (11:38):
Doctor Phil doesn't start for another fifteen minutes, so you
seem tombled.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
That's the buzz. Tell me what's happening?
Speaker 17 (11:44):
Well, you know I keep Messinger pigeons right, Okay, Well,
my beloved Schmooley passed away yesterday. You remember Schmooley.
Speaker 12 (11:53):
Let's see, yeah, pigeon about ya, big kind of walleye
the one you used to send donations to the temple.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
That's well that wall.
Speaker 17 (12:01):
I did him in?
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Oh no, what happened?
Speaker 17 (12:04):
He flew into a wall?
Speaker 12 (12:05):
So that's why they call it that well, what can
I do for you? You want me to say a
special prayer forever or something.
Speaker 17 (12:12):
I was wondering if I might be able to, you know,
bury him in all cemetery.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
What, of course you can't.
Speaker 12 (12:19):
That's forbidden in the tor Besides, they're so dady they
poop on the statue of Moses.
Speaker 17 (12:24):
You know, why didn't you make an exception? I mean,
I'd really like to bury him on sacred soil.
Speaker 12 (12:30):
Look, darling, I'd love to help you, but my hands
are tied. I'll let you bury your pigeon here putty soon.
Now I'm digging holes for who knows what. I'm really
sorry for your loss, but I gotta say no.
Speaker 17 (12:40):
Okay, I understand. I'll just ask the Methodists if I
could use their cemetery, excuse me, cemetery for five hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
That's all five hundred dollars.
Speaker 8 (12:50):
Why didn't you say it was a Jewish pigeon?
Speaker 17 (12:53):
Boy v I mean fut of a.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
And we hope you enjoy John Boy.
Speaker 12 (13:05):
And Billy playhouse. Well, like I knock a hundred bucks
off if you just let the temple can eat. Tune
in next time when we'll hear the poop covered statue of.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Moses saying, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Good morning.
Speaker 5 (13:21):
The Big Show's on the radio, and more Big Show
right around the corner.
Speaker 18 (13:25):
I'm working with mister Bill Cox over his outfit, and
I like to listen to John Boy and Billy and
they're Big Show.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
I like the way they talk.
Speaker 18 (13:35):
They're funny. Ha ha, funny queer, that's what they say. Anyhow,
I've figured out what John Boy had a hard time
getting darted in the morning. Ain't gotten the gage.
Speaker 5 (14:20):
Good more than this week Shaw on the radio, gonna
make ourselves get up this money and be happy about it.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Call it's gonna be triggering treating Thursday night. How about
a song from What About the Holiday? In the Junior Nation? Man,
Waities and Gentlemen.
Speaker 8 (14:37):
The Junior Nation Man presents a very un.
Speaker 10 (14:40):
Halloweeny sounding tribute to Halloween, mainly because Halloween gets.
Speaker 7 (14:45):
On our nerves, goes like this.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Where it began?
Speaker 10 (14:54):
I can't begin to tell you, but I can tell.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
You it's the worst.
Speaker 10 (15:05):
Summer to fall. And then it's late October, and lordy,
I dread the thirty first.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Kids all dressed.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
Up at the door.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
Begging for.
Speaker 6 (15:33):
Candy. Ball a.
Speaker 16 (15:43):
Boy if I could.
Speaker 10 (15:49):
I'm freeling me.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Hello, weens not till.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
The cos they.
Speaker 10 (16:01):
Stay out too late, and then they start vandalizing. It
ain't no surprise with kids like these. First they throw rocks,
Next comes the toilet papers all over the yard and
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in the trees.
Speaker 7 (16:30):
They're pinks, getting drunk, getting wild, getting me.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
On pistol.
Speaker 10 (16:50):
Helloy drives me right out of my mind. Put my foot.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
And the crack on there behind and I will too.
Speaker 4 (17:12):
That's right.
Speaker 10 (17:13):
Kids, don't come around my trader on Halloween night because
my bowl of candy has officially been replaced by can of.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
Wool bag and you don't want me to open it up.
Speaker 5 (17:26):
Halloween.
Speaker 11 (17:31):
If I.
Speaker 16 (17:37):
Feeling lollween is not too good?
Speaker 5 (17:49):
Morning, got the big show on the radio coming up.
We'll play John Boy Jeopardy for an assortment of small batch,
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They would love them.
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for it in minutes, but first going toward Halloween.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
What you got here?
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Just in time for Halloween. AMC continues its tradition of
horror with an all news series. Hey am, I the
only one that knows how to work the coffee machine.
Damn college age kids.
Speaker 12 (18:48):
Would it kill you to turn the damn lights off?
My last name is not Rockefeller, you know. Hey, no,
I'm not your chauffeurs. I used to walk everywhere I went.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
Try it sometime from the people that brought you The
Walking Dip Fear, The Walking Dead, and a new Walking Dead.
They haven't come up with a title for yet. Comes
a show for the whole family, The Walking Dad.
Speaker 9 (19:11):
Oh hell no, you're not wearing that outside of this house.
Speaker 8 (19:14):
It looks like a tramp.
Speaker 7 (19:15):
You know.
Speaker 8 (19:15):
Genie couldn't show her damn belly button on a TV.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
And that was a good old days.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Oh you didn't get what you wanted?
Speaker 8 (19:22):
Crime me a river. Listen. When I was a kid,
I was thankful if I got an orange for Christmas.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
A grateful turd.
Speaker 8 (19:31):
Good God, am I the only one who knows how
to flush a toy.
Speaker 11 (19:33):
Let's hear.
Speaker 8 (19:35):
On the match while you're at it.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
He's dad and he's walking the walk every Saturday night
before whatever else. AMC is looking to the barn bay here.
Speaker 12 (19:52):
That smelled Tormade a real singer, not that Justin bieber, Laker,
cardiac be or snoopy Dog.
Speaker 8 (20:00):
What the hell is for shizzle anyway?
Speaker 12 (20:02):
Idiots, Hey ringo, you're supposed to mow the grass, not
smoke it.
Speaker 8 (20:09):
Do you think they call it dope?
Speaker 1 (20:14):
You want to cry?
Speaker 6 (20:15):
Do you?
Speaker 19 (20:16):
Because I can give you something to cry about. Let
me show you where the horse bit me plunk. AMC
still cashing in on a show that was a hit
a decade ago.
Speaker 8 (20:29):
Zombies what garmente now gun smoke? That was a show kids.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
Don't even know who met Dylan is Buns Walkie Dead
Saturdays at eight on AMC. Watch it. I said, watch it.
Speaker 8 (20:49):
I heard you not sleeping less in my eyes.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
I work for a living, you know. Yeah, there's a
kiss for you.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
AMC wasn't listen to probably do it. It's about right.
Speaker 5 (21:06):
Today's John Boy Jepardy li jump in here was nineteen
ninety six a couple of graduate students started working on
a project that they named BackRub. One year later they
changed the name and turned that project into this company,
and today it's worth over two trillion dollars.
Speaker 17 (21:24):
Oh what is the website? Only fans?
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Here's popular among some circles.
Speaker 5 (21:32):
But no what y'all got one? Eight hundred Big Show
you told free line? Come on, we played John Boy
Jeopardy next.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Good morning.
Speaker 5 (22:04):
There's a Big Show on the radio runing to you
Monday morning, October twenty eighth. Today's feature track from the
Big Show bid Box Oliver tips for increasing your Halloween
Candy Hall, George Keywords, Candy Hall, the other kids. You
got something special from the Big Show with the Big
Box at the Big Show dot Com. Oh right quick,
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speaking of special, don't we get to get your name
in the half of the Big Show Custom Motorcycle. We'll
be announcing another finalist tomorrow, be the fourth of five
finalists before we make the final drawing for the Big
Show Motorcycle from Lord Taggers. All rightly on the link
at the Big Show dot Com.
Speaker 20 (22:46):
All right now, let's playing Yes live across America.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
It's Chock boyd Jeb Wow and now a.
Speaker 5 (22:53):
Man who says he'll always remember the last words his
granddad said to him before he died.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Son, are you still holding the ladder keys? John BOYD?
Speaker 5 (23:09):
Let's I had Earl out of Baldosta, Georgia. Good morning, Earl,
Good morning, hello buddy. Al Right, Earl, you got the
first shot at John boydjevity for the week.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Let's see what you can do. It was nineteen ninety
six a.
Speaker 5 (23:24):
Couple of graduate students started working on a project that
they named BackRub. One year later they changed the name
and turned that project into this company, and today it's
worth over two trillion dollars.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
What do you think, Earl?
Speaker 10 (23:42):
I believe that would be Google?
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Is it Google?
Speaker 5 (23:49):
Yes?
Speaker 13 (23:49):
It is.
Speaker 6 (23:55):
So.
Speaker 5 (23:55):
The two guys' names, well, I don't you ever hear
these names? Ergie Brinn and Larry Page.
Speaker 12 (24:03):
Not like that.
Speaker 5 (24:03):
But Sergery, I'm Sergery Brinn. Don't beat me up because
of my name. I'm gonna make a gigle.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
To trill you.
Speaker 5 (24:18):
Yeah, hey, Earl, worked out for you, buddy, because you
were gonna get some bird Tea County pea nuts, best
pe nuts, and I send them down to Georgia peanut country.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
What we're talking about earl. Let us know what you think, buddy. Sure,
all right, man, hang on, why let's jump out and
cut you up on your news.
Speaker 5 (24:43):
Right on the other side of this report our time
consulving this Monday morning, I hang on for a line.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
This is the award winning Jong Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 21 (25:33):
That's part I'm happy to help you.
Speaker 22 (25:35):
Yeah, I'm over here. I'm over here at Burger King
right here in Sancominy. No, not Sanquo, Maine. I'm sorry,
I live in Sancominy. I'm in the Gunna Gael. I
think that's where I'm at. I'm at a dry food
right now. I had I ordered my food three times.
They're mopping the floor inside, and I understand their busneys.
They're not even busy. Okay, I've been the only call here.
I asked the four different times to make me a
Western Barty two burger. Okay, did you've given me a
(25:58):
hamburger with lettuce to make? Don't achieve any And I said,
I'm not leaving. I want a Western burger because I
just got my kids from Taypwondoll. They're hungry. I'm on
my way home and I live in santlementary. Uh huh okay,
she said, she gave me another hamburger. It's wrong, I
said four times, I said I wanted to go. Can
you go out and part in front? And I said no,
I want my hamburger right. So then the lady came
to the manager, whoever she is. She came up and
(26:20):
she said, she said, if you want your money back,
and I said, no, I want my hamburger. My kids
are hungry, and I have to jump on the whole freeway.
I said, I am not leaving the spot. And I
said I will call the police because I want my
Western burger done right now. Is that so hard? Okay?
Speaker 21 (26:35):
What exactly is that you want us to do for you?
Speaker 22 (26:37):
I send the oscars down here. I want I want
them to.
Speaker 4 (26:39):
Make my man.
Speaker 21 (26:41):
I'm not gonna go down there and force your Western
bacon cheeseburger.
Speaker 22 (26:45):
What am I supposed to do?
Speaker 21 (26:47):
This is between you and the managers. We're not going
to go and fort how to make a hamburger. But
that's not a criminal issue. There's there's nothing criminals there.
Speaker 22 (26:56):
I'n here. So I just sit here and you need
to calmly.
Speaker 21 (26:59):
And rat only be to the manager and figure out
what to do between you.
Speaker 22 (27:02):
You did come up and I said, can I please
have my Western burger? He said, I'm not dealing it.
She walked away. So because they're lopping the floor and
it's awful, it said that they don't want to rest,
they don't want to go through there.
Speaker 21 (27:12):
And and ma'am, then I sudfu to get your money
back and go somewhere else. This is this is not
a criminal issue. We can't go out there and and
make them make you a cheeseburger the way you want it.
Speaker 22 (27:25):
Well, that is that you're supposed to be here to
protect me.
Speaker 21 (27:28):
What are we protecting you from a wrong seeburger. No,
it's just like it's just a harmful cheeseburger or something.
I don't understand what you want us to do.
Speaker 22 (27:37):
Well, just come down here. I'm not meaning no, ma'am.
Speaker 21 (27:40):
I'm not sitting the deputies down there over a cheeseburger.
You need to go in there and act like an
adult and either get your money back and go home.
Speaker 22 (27:47):
It's not acting like an adult herself.
Speaker 17 (27:49):
Well, I'm sitting here in my car.
Speaker 22 (27:50):
I just want them to make my kids a Western bergram.
Speaker 21 (27:53):
This is what I suggest that to get your money
back from the manager and you go on your way home.
Speaker 22 (27:58):
Okay, okay, well by.
Speaker 16 (28:03):
Ol Man.
Speaker 5 (28:05):
Hi boys, it could be worse, that could be our
Why yeah, yeah, Jaun boy and Billy. I don't know
what they call this top Hamburger Helper. It's just fine
by itself.
Speaker 9 (28:20):
Morning radio, dumb right, good morning.
Speaker 5 (28:48):
It's a big show on the radio for you. October
the twenty eighth, and you hear you're just in time
for this.
Speaker 12 (28:56):
We all know history, but there's so much more. No,
I'm Sir David Attenborough, and this is unknown history. Geneva, Switzerland,
eighteen sixteen. Friends gathered at the estate of Lord Byron
(29:18):
for a festive weekend of fun and frivolity.
Speaker 8 (29:24):
I love frivolity.
Speaker 12 (29:26):
But as night fell, a powerful thunderstorm rolled over the hills.
Lightning split the sky the Wind's house, the friends gathered
around a roaring fireplace and told ghost stories. All but one,
that is a nineteen year old university student, Mary Wollstonecraft.
Speaker 17 (29:49):
Well, I can't just create something out of the ether.
Perhaps see if I had more time?
Speaker 12 (29:55):
Very well, I propose a challenge. You have a fortnight
to present a tale. So gruesome and hideous. We shall
all faint from fright.
Speaker 8 (30:05):
Mary accepted the challenge.
Speaker 12 (30:07):
But had no idea what to do. She never written
more than a letter. That's when she remembered her.
Speaker 8 (30:14):
Friend Clyde the Obabe.
Speaker 12 (30:21):
Clyde was a dromedary camel from India studying abroad. He
was an English major, and Mary had enjoyed reading his work.
At first, Clyde demured yeah, but after some prodding he
agreed to ghostwrite her Spooky Tale.
Speaker 8 (30:38):
Eye, and when a fortnight was through, the book was done. Canare?
Speaker 12 (30:46):
He even let her sign her name to it. Not
having time to read it, she presented her work to
Lord Byron and her friends, The Modern Prometheus by Mary Wollstonecraft. Hmm,
let's see just how scary this is?
Speaker 9 (31:02):
Shall we?
Speaker 12 (31:03):
Lord Byron was never able to finish the book ooh er,
and neither did his friends. Satisfied with their reaction, she
took the book to a publisher, Modern Prometheus.
Speaker 8 (31:22):
I what's all his name?
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Who gallery her book?
Speaker 12 (31:29):
The Modern Prometheus sold out printing after printing, and became
the rage of the literary age.
Speaker 8 (31:35):
Judgee.
Speaker 12 (31:37):
Now you may not know Mary Wollstonecraft, but you might
recognize her married name Mary Shelley, and the modern Prometheus
is more widely known as Frankenstein. Blue Mary became wildly
successful and Clyde Well He went on to have a
(31:58):
career ghostwriting several more books. In fact, Mary would be
his muse on another best seller ever heard of, the
Comma Sutra.
Speaker 8 (32:12):
The Standing Wheelbarrow? Well, what the hell? Until next time?
Speaker 12 (32:27):
This is Sir David Edinburgh reminding you that it's not
the history that's known, it's the history unknown.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
Good morning, you got a big show on the radio.
More chance for you to win coming up after your
news weather and sports.
Speaker 4 (32:50):
Ah, you gonna have all him got a too hu
on a radio talking about their damn Peyton having baby.
Speaker 9 (32:59):
Man nothing, the.
Speaker 4 (33:00):
Sexy as and a hot young man talking trash on
the radio. I like all them opinionated tip men rock
limbad John Handy Neil Board. They're snow on the roof.
There's a fire in the party. It's getting hot in here.
(33:23):
I take off all my clothes. I feel so vulnerable.
Speaker 5 (33:36):
M h, good morning is a big shaw on the radio.
(34:03):
I know you know what you're gonna dress kids? Uplive
Thursday Night Trigger Drayton, what the heck. Share This top
ten lives.
Speaker 20 (34:11):
With you from the Spirit Halloween Store over where Kmart
used to be. Here's today's Big Show top ten list.
Top ten worst Halloween costume ideas of the year. Number
ten Mexican Guy with a truckload of pine needles.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
Number nine Pine.
Speaker 20 (34:32):
Needle Guy with a truckload of Mexicans. Number eight Ozimpic
Face Barbie and you know what that looks like. Number
seven slutty Nancy Grace. Number six Kid Rock with a
bullet riddled twelve pack of bove Light. Number five Gary
(34:56):
Busey in a Girl Scout uniform with a two year
old box of tin Mints. Number four drunken eight year
old with a Mike's Hard lemonade stamp. Number three SpongeBob
Dylan he lives in a pineapple one of the Number
(35:18):
two Doctor Oz Medicine Woman, and the worst costume idea
of the year Afro Nerve.
Speaker 3 (35:30):
I like several of those.
Speaker 5 (35:34):
Good Morning Big Shows on the radio. Coming up, we
played beat the Blonde for a hat, t shirt, tumbler
and a twenty five dollars gas card that's from LOWD
Tiger's Motorcycle Lawyers that ride. We teamed with Lord Tiger's
our proud sponsor for one of a cond Big Show
custom motorcycle, custom built by Rick Brave of RKB Customs.
(35:56):
If you look for the link when you go to
the Big Show dot Com register to win, I'll win
this prize baggage right here.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
Hang out.
Speaker 5 (36:02):
We're playing minutes the first over the weekend. I'm an
hands and I think he got lucky after this performance
in the karaoke bargen.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
All right, next up.
Speaker 23 (36:16):
And Halloween karaoke? Is this guy with the little cowboy
heating chance? What are you supposed to be a little
fellow Woody from Toy Story? I'm hopol on Cassidy Wisenheimer.
Speaker 11 (36:28):
A bet you can really do some hopping with those
chicken legs.
Speaker 8 (36:31):
Hey, you want me to hold the mic for you?
Speaker 1 (36:33):
You might have a problem with them small hands.
Speaker 9 (36:35):
Give me that.
Speaker 23 (36:37):
I want to dedicate this song to my wife, Patty.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
Happy Halloween, doll.
Speaker 18 (36:43):
Hit.
Speaker 11 (36:43):
My music shakes fella on you.
Speaker 8 (37:02):
Because you're mine.
Speaker 12 (37:07):
That can.
Speaker 6 (37:11):
Stop the things that you do. Watch out my life.
I can't stand whoa.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
No running around. I can't stand.
Speaker 6 (37:40):
No hutting me down.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
I would spell on you because you're mine. But go ahead,
go ahead, man, I have nailing this. Speaking of nailing something, bartender,
(38:07):
you send another picture of.
Speaker 11 (38:09):
Martinis to my table over there, and I'm never a
B seven.
Speaker 8 (38:12):
Drink up on.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
I'm almost done.
Speaker 8 (38:14):
That is getting lucky tonight, sap of things that you do.
Watch lie.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
I love you, I love you, I love you anyhow.
Speaker 8 (38:44):
I don't care if you don't want me.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
I'm yours right now to spell on you, because.
Speaker 23 (39:12):
Okay, I would like to apologize to the folks in
the front row.
Speaker 8 (39:17):
I wasn't warned that we should have handed out pacos.
Let's take a little break while.
Speaker 3 (39:22):
We mop up the stage.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
How's that going?
Speaker 5 (39:29):
It was our feature track for the Big Show bit
Box Halloween Hansome keywords if you like that for you
job Halloween album. All right, y'all, come on, let's play
Beating the Blonde, my big old Long Tiger's prize back
name and a half of a Big Show motor Cycle
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