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May 13, 2024 33 mins

Monday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we have our first overtime during our Outburst contest.. - We jump into the Playhouse with “The Cajun Cookout”.. - John Boy get a lesson on how to say “Inaugural”.. - Apple pulled their hydraulic press ad - and we found a couple of others they’d rather we forget.. - We listen in on some of the messages that Amy’s Mom has been leaving for her.. - Long time listeners will remember the fun we had checking in with Dell’s Den - well the Den is done for - but his messages live on here.. - We put John Boy in the Stupie Quiz hot seat.. - and we’ll wrap things up with a request for “The Pirate Joke” and some other stupid stuff..

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning.

Speaker 2 (00:00):
You got a big show on ALREADYO more chances you
to win coming up after your news, weather, and sports. Home,
I have no home, hunted, despised, living like an animal.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
The jungle is my home.

Speaker 2 (00:20):

Speaker 1 (00:21):
I will show the world that I am its master.

Speaker 4 (00:25):
I will create my own race of people, a race
of atomic superman that will conquer the world. And here
are the first two ton Boy and Billy from the
Big Show.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Good morning, A big show is on the radio. We
won't be interviewing well, I was.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Gonna say, we're not gonna be interviewing the winners morning.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
We're gonna be interviewing a lot of winners this morning.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
And plus I'm gonna have to try to limit my
words today, so I may be running a few together.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
I got a little sore throat.

Speaker 5 (01:28):
Why said it is a great idea.

Speaker 6 (01:30):
I mean, they're all talking about budgeting and all this
that's going on budget your words today, by combining some.

Speaker 7 (01:36):
Blogging back see exactly, you just don't turn into pooty tank.

Speaker 6 (01:42):
Do you know how many billions of dollars you could
save the industry in this country if people could learn
to combine their words like you simplify man to get it.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
I get it.

Speaker 8 (01:52):
Are you sure it's just a sort of I don't
stop to flow the conversation or anything.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Are you sure it's just a start throat because you yeah,
you look a little peeking a second. I might have
at tsars.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
You got more jars than sorrows.

Speaker 5 (02:04):
And you know you got a doctor's appointment on Wednesday.
I'm already taking it.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Yeah, is that this week?

Speaker 9 (02:09):

Speaker 2 (02:09):
I go and get my physical out of the way.
You want me to sing Moon River or anything to
amuse you this time while you're waiting out in the hall.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Yes, yeah, been done. I need new material.

Speaker 10 (02:20):
You know.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
I don't like to rehasher.

Speaker 5 (02:22):
No, but I mean the last time.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
You I asked him if it had ever been in prison?

Speaker 2 (02:25):

Speaker 5 (02:25):
But it came out like this, Hey, doc, you ever
been in prison?

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Just Randy, dare me to do it?

Speaker 3 (02:34):
You know?

Speaker 1 (02:34):
At that time, guys, you know what I'm talking about.

Speaker 6 (02:36):
And before you get the visual completely in your head,
I was outside the room, just outside the door. I
took him inside because he's a little shy. It is
a good way of saying, this guy around doctors, Okay,
he's a sissy.

Speaker 5 (02:50):
He won't go in to see a doctor with somebody
with it.

Speaker 11 (02:53):
You're not saying he's skiered.

Speaker 6 (02:55):
He's scared of I know of three things, bees, spiders, and.

Speaker 3 (03:01):

Speaker 2 (03:02):
The first two is the reason I couldn't be a
forest ranger, right, and then the said, well, I couldn't
be a doctor because I couldn't work around people I'm
afraid of.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
Tapped me on the shoulder and you turned around.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
So I said, let me see what occupation can I
find while be surrounded by a bunch of geeks that
will know way on the.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
Radio year, have you considered a career in broadcasting?

Speaker 5 (03:23):
But I am looking forward to going with him, because
yes he did.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Because it amuses you. I'll use you like a clown
in many different ways.

Speaker 11 (03:29):
And by the way, for the record, he's never been
in prison.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
So now I'm i gotta say words selling. What's coming
up next? You don't know?

Speaker 12 (03:39):
Do you?

Speaker 3 (03:39):

Speaker 5 (03:39):
Yeah, we're coming up on outburst? Your legs up. You
don't need to.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
Know what's going on inside his head? How about that? Yes,
that's minute.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
You had Monday morning? Everybody got a big show on
the radio.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Yeah, right now, let's give you legs up with this
outburst game we're getting ready to play. May thirteen, singer
Richie Vallens would have been sixty two today. The singer
of La Bamba and Donna, died at the age of seventeen.
February third, nineteen fifty nine, Valence Long with Buddy Holly
and The Big Bober died in a plane crash near
Mason City, Iowa. Don McLean memorialized the date as the

day the Music died in this nineteen seventy two hit
American Fire. Richie's aunt, Earnstein, says he loved music, but
he also loved kids. She believes Richie would have gone
on to become an inspirational music teacher, similar to the
character in Mister Holland's Opus Well. Another view comes from
Richie's cousin Ernie, who says he believes Richie might have

become a car mechanic with his own shop because he
loved cars and he wanted to buy a brand new
Thunderbird right before his death.

Speaker 7 (04:49):
Now what does he have a cousin that says, I
think he would have been the ice cream man because
he still loved to eat popsicles.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
Well, you, that's the thing about taking away so early
in life, everybody just sitting around speaking. Neighborhood Recreation Center
and Valley's hometown of but com On, California, has been
named after the singer Come on, you.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
Get to that little Mexican kid. Let's get on the
play and I go, oh, Dom, They've got uh.

Speaker 8 (05:15):
When when Gaylor did Buddy Holly story man, they had
relatives and family of all the different singers that died
in the crash can talk to the guys about it,
and they said, it's just so interesting the coincidences that happened,
Like wasn't it Whale and Jennings.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
They yeah, he.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
Flipped a coin between Whalon and one of the guys
who got on the plane.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
That is something.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
I'll tell you what.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
Man, that movie Buddy Holly Store Gary Busey, he just
nails the greatest.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
That's my favorite role.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
It's his greatest work. And you know it's it was
not he did that movie. Not long after he was
doing that stuff with.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
Is that right?

Speaker 8 (05:50):
He had a show He had a TV series on
the Texas Wheelers with Mark Hamill and Jack Elom.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
That's a picture but.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
Had not the prettiest crews put together.

Speaker 8 (06:05):
Between the Eyes and the Teeth along with the show
Broke Alrady the TV series, and he went right from that.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
To Buddy Hollway.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
I didn't realize that was young in his career? Is
thee On this day? May thirteenth?

Speaker 2 (06:17):
Go back to sixteen thirty seven, the table knife was
created and introduced by Cardinal Richlieu in France. Until this time,
guess used their own daggers to cut their meat as
well as to.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
Pick one's teeth.

Speaker 6 (06:30):

Speaker 2 (06:32):
Richlieu had the points rounded off all of the knives
to be used at his table, turning to blood all
over his new tablecloth.

Speaker 11 (06:39):
We never know when guy buse.

Speaker 3 (06:43):
Can we don't that bring anybody to dinner?

Speaker 1 (06:45):
But goobs, I can't have any pip enough.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
It was this day nineteen thirty a farmer was killed
by hail the size of baseballs in Lubbock, Texas.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
Out there, what's he gonna do?

Speaker 2 (07:01):
Kill me?

Speaker 4 (07:02):

Speaker 2 (07:02):
Don't, well, don't the only known fatality due to hell
since nineteen thirty.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
I don't kill livestock, though you read about that every year?
Uh oh, man, man.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
Hell bad?

Speaker 5 (07:14):
You know chickens drown a lot when it rains. Have
you ever heard that.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
Yeah, they say, what's hitting him on the head and
look up with their mouse over what is that.

Speaker 5 (07:21):
With her mouth? Uh?

Speaker 2 (07:23):
That's why they have to be in roots kicking ouse.
That's right, all right, Well there's your legs up there.
Well we got a little telephone, let's use it. Well, y'all,
already are the one ain't hundred big show you told
for your line Claire lines shack, you can call her nine.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
Play with a big old prize baggage.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
We do it next, good morning to make shows on

the radio.

Speaker 13 (08:06):
Already that war b wait for hours, nay, already starting uptors.

Speaker 11 (08:12):
Let's play up theers.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
It's the game that anyone ken.

Speaker 11 (08:16):
Don't make that John boy belly to give defensives from
the big gust being. Let's go contesting number one. This
should really be a lot of fun when you're playing uppers.
Have a lorry up and guest time.

Speaker 7 (08:34):
You have the guest time level big shots out.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
Of Welcome North Carolina. It's Sibyl.

Speaker 11 (08:44):
Well shots from.

Speaker 14 (08:52):

Speaker 1 (08:53):
Hello, how are you doing, Sybil?

Speaker 12 (08:55):
I'm good?

Speaker 14 (08:56):
How are you very good?

Speaker 2 (08:58):
I'm not gonna let you come to work all hopped
up on goof and fall. Don't be talking to Sybil
like that she's not at work as far as we know.

Speaker 9 (09:07):
Not yet.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
At a girl, Sybil, How is it living in lovely
Welcome North Carolina?

Speaker 12 (09:13):
Oh it's nice.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
You know, one of your personalities. Don't take over and
you go like hide in your bushes or anything.

Speaker 12 (09:19):
Hey, you never know.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
Missus Petty.

Speaker 5 (09:24):
I was watching the wondering how long it would take.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
All right, sybyll you little sweetie, let's play you ready?

Speaker 15 (09:32):
All right?

Speaker 1 (09:32):
All we need to start off with is three songs?

Speaker 5 (09:36):

Speaker 3 (09:36):
God, did you hear women host that?

Speaker 12 (09:42):
Wait a minute, did you hear me?

Speaker 2 (09:44):
All Right, I say like three songs, like say you
name three things? So now say songs and you have
like five seconds to name three songs.

Speaker 6 (09:54):
Like if he was to say any sorts of toppings,
you could say pepperoni, am and onions.

Speaker 5 (10:00):
Yeah, I understand.

Speaker 6 (10:01):
No, Okay, welly we bother Jim.

Speaker 11 (10:05):
I just I just heard the cone.

Speaker 14 (10:07):
I grabbed the phone and cone.

Speaker 16 (10:08):
I'm sorry I didn't.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
No, No, that's okay. Let's see if we can walk
you through this.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
Okay, Okay, Like if I would say, give us three names,
are three actors? You would say Tom Cruise, Nicole Kidman.
Uh Adam West.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 11 (10:23):
Well, that's an odd trio.

Speaker 5 (10:25):
What did you watch?

Speaker 2 (10:27):
Or if I would say three three foods? Chick chicken, hamburgers, take.

Speaker 5 (10:32):
Okay, anythings that grow in the garden.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
Are you following me here, Sybil?

Speaker 11 (10:37):
Okay, now you got me nervous?

Speaker 1 (10:39):
Bless your heart. Okay, Now what don't you understand about.

Speaker 9 (10:42):
Me telling you now? I just got LOLd?

Speaker 2 (10:45):
Okay, all right, that's that's all right baby? Right deep breath,
deep breath through your rolodex of personality. I'd wanted to get.

Speaker 5 (10:50):
To now, Sybil.

Speaker 6 (10:52):
When he says these three things that you have to name,
you only have five seconds to name them?

Speaker 5 (10:56):

Speaker 12 (10:58):
From any artist?

Speaker 5 (10:59):
No? No, well it doesn't matter, just songs.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
Name three songs?

Speaker 5 (11:04):

Speaker 2 (11:04):
Ready, go wait a minute?

Speaker 1 (11:10):
Okay, hold on, understand Okay, So, Sybil, what do you
need to know?

Speaker 9 (11:15):

Speaker 1 (11:16):

Speaker 6 (11:17):
Let me sewhitch person. That is gonna be comedy.

Speaker 12 (11:19):
No, I'm kidding.

Speaker 5 (11:21):
You're not turning the light switch on and off right.

Speaker 16 (11:23):
Now, are you?

Speaker 12 (11:25):
Well? Listen?

Speaker 2 (11:26):
Do you want to move on to the second one
and come back to the three songs?

Speaker 5 (11:29):
No? I say, I don't care how long it takes.
This morning. Now we're gonna stop right now. I don't
care how long it takes this morning.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
Sybil, do you have a few moments? Yeah, okay, all right, listen,
let's go ahead and.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
Play a song, and then we're gonna come back to you.
I want you to take some deep breaths and relax.

Speaker 15 (11:43):
Okay, okay, here go.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
Sybil is gonna pull herself together, and we're gonna get
Sybil to name three songs left.

Speaker 3 (11:51):
Say here all more?

Speaker 1 (11:54):
Good morning, the Big Shows on the radio.

Speaker 14 (11:57):
Hang on, all right, listen, you mock, it's time to
button your appy. I'm trying to listen to these two clowns.
John Boyne Belly on the Big Show. Yeah, the Big Show.
It's big, say bigger than big. It's enormous. Eh, he's adorable.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
Good morning, The Big Show is on the radio. Let's
check back in with Sybil. Out of Welcome, North Carolina.
Good morning against Sybil. Right, Hello, all right, we're trying
to say, have you grasped the concept of the contest?

Speaker 6 (12:55):
Yes, I'm fining your way.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
Okay, all right, so you're ready to go? Yes, all right,
three songs ready.

Speaker 5 (13:02):
Go open arms, dream momber too.

Speaker 17 (13:04):
That all right, She's gussied that anybody has ever done that,
anybody's ever had to work on it, and.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
Show five seconds she had eighteen minutes to work taken away.
All right, Sybil, here you go, category number two. You
got to get through three categories. All right, all right,
three table utensils.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
Ready go?

Speaker 2 (13:30):
All right, oh yeah, oh she's got it now man. Alright,
Sybil for the wind. Three deadly weather phenomenons, ready.

Speaker 6 (13:40):
Go, tornadoes, hurricane and hell oh we are right.

Speaker 11 (13:50):
I told you I got it.

Speaker 3 (13:55):
A Sybil consultant, sever personalities. All right, let's get together.

Speaker 5 (13:59):
You're coming the kitchen. I'll show you what it's like.

Speaker 3 (14:02):
How about it for to be redneck?

Speaker 5 (14:07):
That's our random act of kindness.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
Right old on sail, but coming up next, thing first
and thing second in the morning.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
Of course, we jag will be in the playoffs, of course.

Speaker 15 (14:21):
All right.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
I could have said a little few more words.

Speaker 11 (14:23):
But we told you some. We're gonna be running together here.

Speaker 3 (14:26):
We warned you.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
Playhouse acting out there. Don't worry.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
Putt a script in front of me. Watch me shine
shoes to get in the back door. What morning Joe's

on the radio, That is time on this Monday.

Speaker 18 (14:59):
Morning, I'm coming to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's
episode The Cajun Cookouts. As our story opens, mister and
Missus Woodrow Boudreau and their friends Justin LeBlanc and fast
Eddie Wargee are enjoying a Friday evening on the Boudreau patio.

Speaker 13 (15:21):
So that first old woman saying, hey, Mark, you know
you got one of them what you call rick toss
a pository hanging out of your ears at the second
old woman saying, oh, I hate to tell you where
I've done left my hand and I.

Speaker 9 (15:37):
To stand.

Speaker 15 (15:38):
You are funny son of a gun.

Speaker 3 (15:40):
He's been that way as long as I remember. I
can't help it.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
Lizbeth, we got any more damn simmer and bond in
the kitchen. There might be tree or two left about.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
Chicking on that for me?

Speaker 1 (15:49):
Yeah, You're just gonna have to hold on some. I'm
still trying to scrub this own nasty Barbara cue sauce
of for your.

Speaker 2 (15:55):
No grima matine.

Speaker 11 (15:56):
But don't feel like you gotta get up and hit
me or nothing.

Speaker 5 (16:01):
Lord knows, I.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
Wouldn't want to broke up your little deaf comedy.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
Gimble over there, sweet ting you see you staying that
Day's why I love.

Speaker 3 (16:10):
Her, soul friend.

Speaker 13 (16:12):
I think she might be trying to send you a
little secret massage there.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
Yeah, she always doing that because that woman is a
woo whe huh, well you say that for Look call
Lizabeth been over scrubbing that griller machine.

Speaker 3 (16:25):
Girl, you're property. Lyne Donne expanded something.

Speaker 9 (16:28):
Dude, what.

Speaker 3 (16:31):
Top the backyard on you?

Speaker 1 (16:33):
But almost?

Speaker 3 (16:33):
Why is that new griller machine twice hot?

Speaker 2 (16:36):

Speaker 4 (16:36):
I guarantee you.

Speaker 11 (16:39):
Wash your mouth.

Speaker 2 (16:39):
Who's mon?

Speaker 14 (16:40):
I guarantee, man, you don't know her.

Speaker 9 (16:45):
You know me?

Speaker 3 (16:46):
You better not tease that woman too hot.

Speaker 5 (16:48):
Yeah, you.

Speaker 3 (16:51):
Ain't careful, you might Joe Backing.

Speaker 1 (16:52):
Ugh, Oh, she know I just playing. Hey, Lizbeth let On,
I might want to do some cooking on that griller machine.

Speaker 15 (16:57):
Or you don't know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (16:58):
Mm hm your dreaming sign ain't no way. I'm gonna
fire up this great, big real for.

Speaker 11 (17:03):
Your one little eating video.

Speaker 5 (17:10):
What what do you you enjoy?

Speaker 11 (17:15):
John Boy and Billy Playhouse.

Speaker 19 (17:16):
I guess that's what Fast didn't mean about pulling back Anugh.

Speaker 7 (17:22):
Next time we'll hear crusty old George Foreman say, hey,
big man, let me.

Speaker 9 (17:27):
Hold it on.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
Good morning.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
The big show's on the radio. More big show right
around the corner.

Speaker 10 (17:39):
I'm working with mister Bill Cox over his outfit, and
I like listening to John Boy and Billy and that
they're big show. I like the way they talk. They're
funny haha, not funny queer, that's what they say. Anyhow,
I'm figured out why John Boy had a hard time
getting started in the morning. Hey guys in the gays.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
That Monday morning, everybody got a big show on the radio.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
Let me say, here's the facts.

Speaker 2 (18:37):
A not curial, anaugurial, a noungreeal five years of trying
to pronounce the word, and that's as close as he
can get. What a hatchet job you're killing me. Okay,
let's try this. John Moore likes Christmas, right, probably a
tensive party two during the season and drink some eggnog.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
Eggnog right, right.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
He's also a Southern redneck, right, so he's bound to
be familiar with the Southern term you're all, which means
possession too own. For example, is that drug you're all's
or is it Billy's? So let's put the two parts together. Agnog,
you're all, Agnog, you're all ignag you' all ignaugur.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
All perfect say risk cakes ignagury all.

Speaker 11 (19:28):
That's prefect.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
Good morning, A big show is on your radio, coming
up on John Boyjevity time we'll make another win.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
I give you a bottle of John Boy Billy's original
grilling sauce.

Speaker 3 (19:41):

Speaker 1 (19:41):
I think I got buzzing on my Mama's Day gift.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
No, you snuck me up, but Jahn mcgraham huh from
a Jamagraham dot com. Right in there the card said
Happy Mother's Day from John Boy.

Speaker 9 (19:55):
You were supposed to take all that out.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
Now you tell me?

Speaker 3 (20:02):
Oh, I got everything.

Speaker 5 (20:04):
I knew I should have went over there.

Speaker 7 (20:06):
Man, I dodged a bullet because mine st love Billy,
So it worked anyway.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
That had even better if they just left a boy
off of it. Yeah, a little more personal. Yeah, but
she knows my real name, your husband, John moosts about
nineteen seventy five.

Speaker 2 (20:20):
Yeah, so oh right, and then well you can just
win straight up and not have to worry about going
through the prize package and taking things out so.

Speaker 11 (20:28):
Your loved one possibly embarrassing yourself.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
Right. Well, here you go. Let's look for a winning
right now.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
Before eighteen fifty nine officials for this sport did their
jobs while seated and padded rocking chairs.

Speaker 11 (20:42):
What is Tiddley wins? I don't know everything because you
don't actually have to run up and down the court,
I said.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
I think Tiler Wing's on the honor system where it's like,
you know, backyard ball, call your like that? So well,
good guess, Billy, what do y'all think one eight hundred
big show is your total free line? We'll start calling nine,
go to we get the winter boyd Jeby played in minutes.

Speaker 15 (21:23):
Give on it a big shows on the radio.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
But it's Monday. Look at the time of time. Yes,
life across somebody.

Speaker 20 (21:34):
Record heads, John bat Even, will let Jeff Freday and
now a man who won't participate in a sport unless
you can play it while seated in a padded rocking chair.

Speaker 11 (21:46):
He's John Boarr.

Speaker 2 (21:51):
Don't want to wear myself out for my four years
at college's ability I got when it's come to uh
c R out of Clarington, Ohio's first up.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
Hello c R, Good morning, good morning, all right today mate?

Speaker 2 (22:02):
Oh just fine, we'll see r before eighteen fifty nine
officials for this sport did their jobs while seated and
padded rocking chairs.

Speaker 12 (22:11):
Okay, I told Jack you want to, but I'm gonna
change my answer that.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
I go ahead, Buddy, I ain't heard it yet.

Speaker 12 (22:16):
All Right, I'm gonna say baseball.

Speaker 3 (22:18):
Show us baseball.

Speaker 12 (22:26):
That's about time I was second gift something, right.

Speaker 2 (22:30):
Yeah, you just abandoned that first instinct, though, I think so. Hell,
you've probably been working on them a while.

Speaker 12 (22:36):
Oh yeah, it'd have been a while since I got through.

Speaker 4 (22:39):
I've been.

Speaker 15 (22:43):
I see.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
Are you got the big old prize package? Buddy? Congratulations,
Jack can get you information so that when we.

Speaker 15 (22:47):
Get it to you.

Speaker 12 (22:48):
Okay, I got just bought a new boat, and you
all influenced me making my decision to give a name
I with that redneck how to talk red Neck? She's
gonna be the some beat.

Speaker 2 (23:03):
Good morning, rolling to the Big Show on the radio. Hello,
this is Robert Goulay and you're listening to the pride
of the Red States, John Boy and Billy right here
on the Big Show. Some enchanted money. You may hear
the Big Show. Where's my big bag? Who can't be topical?

Speaker 1 (23:58):
Good Monday morning, everybody, You've got a big show on
the radio.

Speaker 11 (24:01):
Hey, Siri, Good morning, Date, what's the latest technology news.

Speaker 9 (24:05):
Have you heard about the new iPhone?

Speaker 19 (24:07):

Speaker 11 (24:07):
Here, it's pretty good. Should I upgrade?

Speaker 9 (24:10):
Definitely? It's the best iPhone ever. It's faster, new camera,
more storage for your photos and music.

Speaker 11 (24:17):
Here there's no headphone jack. What's up with that?

Speaker 9 (24:19):
We've come up with something even better, earbugs that plug
right into the charging port. It's all digital. It's the
best sounding iPhone ever. And you should definitely check out
Apple's new AirPods. They sound great and they are totally wireless.

Speaker 11 (24:34):
Totally wireless. Huh, Well, what if I lose one when
I'm like working out at the gym or something?

Speaker 9 (24:40):
Date, Please, I've never seen you work out hard enough
to jake your headphones out of your ears?

Speaker 1 (24:46):
Point taking?

Speaker 9 (24:47):
Did I mention the new P two coding that protects
your new iPhone from P and two?

Speaker 1 (24:52):

Speaker 9 (24:52):
What? iPhone seven is the most P and two resistant
iPhone ever?

Speaker 11 (24:56):
And why would I need that?

Speaker 9 (24:58):
People take their iPhone everywhere? And I do mean everywhere.

Speaker 11 (25:02):
Oh so you're saying, day Come on.

Speaker 9 (25:06):
For most people, accidentally dropping your phone in the crapper
is just a matter of time.

Speaker 11 (25:12):
I'd certainly never do anything like that, really, Dave. Uh
so you know about that?

Speaker 12 (25:17):

Speaker 9 (25:18):
Geez you think, but how could you date? I'm smart
enough to give you turn by turn directions to Disney World.
Don't you think I'm smart enough to know when somebody's dunked.

Speaker 11 (25:28):
Me in a toilet that's gross.

Speaker 9 (25:30):
You don't have to tell me. I am the one
who was down there.

Speaker 11 (25:34):
So anyway, the new camera is pretty good.

Speaker 19 (25:37):

Speaker 9 (25:37):
I knew you'd try to change the subject.

Speaker 11 (25:39):
It's just that sometimes you know me a little too well.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
Oh and day, Yeah, you.

Speaker 9 (25:46):
Should probably try to get some more fiber in your diet.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
Good Morning is a big yon radio.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
John barbier Pillo is Randy Jaggie Micey Myers, stated Dutch
comedian Amy Borkowski. Send us some more of the goofy messages.
Her mom, who's a typical Jewish mother, leaves on her
answering machine. All right, the real message to tell Amy
about these, But first up, Amy says, no detail of
her life is too small for mom to offer advice.

Speaker 16 (26:39):
Ames, I just want to make sure you're aware that's
starting tomorrow. The postage is going up. I think the
news stamps herself adhesive, so when you peel off the backing.
Make sure not to lick them. Okay, I gotta go
meet Barbara, so give me a quote tomorrow row by.

Speaker 2 (27:02):
Amy's mom makes no secret of the fact that she'd
like Amy to find a nice Jewish boy to settle
down with. Amy wondered what would have it if Mom
thought her daughter was dating someone who's well, not Jewish,
So she put this on her answering machine for mom.

Speaker 11 (27:17):
Hi, this is Amy and this is jamm We have
come to the phone right now.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
Leave a message after the phone holl.

Speaker 16 (27:27):
Hello, Hello, Amy, are you there? Hello Amy? I think
you have a crosswire because your message is playing over
the outgoing message from some other line. There's a male

voice that's overlapping, and it sounds like you're doing a duet.
If you can hear me, call six one one repair them.
Straightened it out asap.

Speaker 1 (28:05):
Okay, no big surprise.

Speaker 3 (28:07):
Mom called right back.

Speaker 16 (28:10):
Yeah, this message is for Jamal. If you can hear this,
please call your repair service asap because your outgoing message
just coming over my daughter's machine. So anyone calling you
will also hear the message from someone named Amy. Thank you.

Speaker 4 (28:36):
I didn't get it.

Speaker 9 (28:39):

Speaker 1 (28:41):
Amy's mom's a pretty good cook. If you don't believe it,
just listen.

Speaker 16 (28:46):
Oh I'm stuffed to the gills. I broiled a beautiful
filet of souls, and I had some of my yellow
bowls that was so yummy. Just made a tasty turkey
roll sandwich. I steamed up some broccoli that was so tender,
and I made a delicious squashed casserole.

Speaker 2 (29:11):
Meanwhile, here's how Mom describes other people's cookies.

Speaker 16 (29:16):
They served corn beefs that were so fatty. They served
turkey that was too pink and room. They served carrots
that were drowning in butter, and corn on the cop
that got stuck in my dentures.

Speaker 12 (29:33):
The mushroom soup was us.

Speaker 16 (29:37):
The liver tasted more like a pancreas people could choke
a horse. They gave the string beans that were hard
at a rock, the most revaulting candied dam and locks
that was so salty. I started the gags too. The
muffin made menauseous. How man made men? The right pudding

made me. The mayor cake made me the pumpkin pie
and I thought I would throw up. And the broccoli
was so garsy. I was all fash dunking.

Speaker 15 (30:29):
Good morning.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
There's a big showlder radio.

Speaker 15 (30:32):
Hell are you Lindsey?

Speaker 3 (30:34):
Premise here?

Speaker 19 (30:35):
When I'm on this side of the pond, I get
my daily dose of culture and edification every morning from
these two delightful lads, John Boy and Billy right here
on the Big Show. You know, I hate to break
it to you boys, but where I come from, you're
all Yankees.

Speaker 15 (30:52):
Who will?

Speaker 19 (30:52):
I thought it was funny.

Speaker 15 (31:23):
Good morning, The.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
Big Show is on the radio.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
Yeah, going through some mail, Ellen Nishen.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
I missed it.

Speaker 5 (31:32):
I just got it.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
Today's want me to get to Jeff Burton's autograph for
her mama for Mother's Days.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
That's a big band. So but I'll have it by
next year.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
This time, there's another one here, John Boy, I too
also pee in the shower.

Speaker 6 (32:02):
Call me.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
Hes, where's my picture of Jeff Burton?

Speaker 1 (32:08):
I know these guys have war here. My name is
Jerry Parks.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
I've been listening to show for six years since I
was stationed at Fort Winning, Georgia. Love everybody up to
good work. I learned about peeing in the shower from
a fellow soldier of Fort Lewis, Washington in nineteen ninety one,
after coming home for the person go for twelve years
of whizzing, and I have never had athletes foot either.

When I tell other people about it, they laugh or
think I am crazy. It is nice to know that
I'm not alone in my quest to be athletes foot
free from a country boar in southern Indiana.

Speaker 5 (32:49):
A country boar.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
Thank you for your time. And it also works for
jellyfish steam.

Speaker 2 (32:57):
No, remember when Jimmy Johnson got jellyfish tongue. Is Natty
told us about it. Ron Hornaday wanted to be the one.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
To do it.

Speaker 16 (33:11):
Let me do.

Speaker 11 (33:13):
What I jellyfish was doing in my shower.

Speaker 15 (33:15):
I'll never know.

Speaker 2 (33:20):
Then, y'all Ready for the current events quiz takes he
and win the aforementioned prize package.

Speaker 11 (33:26):
All right, colon event Billy, what we are dealing with today?

Speaker 9 (33:29):

Speaker 7 (33:29):
You know William Bennett, the guy that wrote the Book
of Virtues, used to be the Education secretary, big moral guy.
Interesting news about him came out over the weekend. He's
a Las Vegas high roller, Las Vegas high road big time.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
All right.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
I thought he had that little crazy look at his eyes. Well,
let's play one eight hundred, big show, be calling nine.
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