November 17, 2025 • 33 mins
Monday (pt 1 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ve got too many Top 10’s and the ALL have to go!.. - Buckle up Top 10 fans - today is your day! - We’ve got Top 10’s dealing with: State Slogans - Viagra Ads - Pillars’ Big Mouth - Motel 6 - The T.S.A. - The State of Florida - and Motivational Posters.. - Also our latest John Boy & Billy Playhouse, a call from Hoyt and Mary Busey’s entry into the Diary of Gary Busey…
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Get your news right now.
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Cogga doodle oo over that it is Monday morning. Look
at us back from vacation. At my last vacation that
my dad gor when you got us to a little
Christmas all right.
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Cogood do then you're on permanent vacation.
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That's right.
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You see that that goes.
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butter Day, Homemade bread Day, take a hike day in
Baclava day, that's the one we light on bac Devar. Yeah,
so I know those Greeks. That's all that's bacca ball,
you know, made by the Greeks. All right, but it's
like it's sins. It's from Central Asia? Is that where
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Greece is?
Speaker 6 (01:51):
Now?
Speaker 5 (01:51):
You Central Asia?
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I don't know.
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You know my geography geogoy is bad yea too, So it's.
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You get English class right after that.
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We do find it in all the Greek restaurants here though,
so maybe.
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The Yasou festivals amid Greek festival to have in Sharott.
You know, I told you some of my best friends
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are to everywhere you go to, people say hey, you're
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(03:25):
I was trying to get to the fact that he
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We see that would have gone over a lot better.
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Associated Press managing editors meeting at Walt Disney World in
Florida that people have got to know whether or not
their president is a crook. Well, I'm not a crook,
and that stuck to say.
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He stayed with that.
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confirmed that he is HIV positive. Yeah, I didn't realize
that ten years ago. We're thinking in there, all right,
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We have a shot, Hi, Harald?
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Well, they don't here. They don't really sound like they
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Speaker 1 (07:54):
Well, you know, over the years, William kept the top
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We've got the Good Morning that's a big show on
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the radio. Like I said, man, we have kept the
top ten lists going here since the Letterman retired, and
we got a uh top ten Monday Morning.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
All right.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
You know, Taylor's been here feeling them for us while
I was on vacation. Great job, Tay, I appreciate you
good a little work while. But while she was working,
I like that multitasking.
Speaker 5 (08:59):
Well she was already.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Let's get it going well.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
When you're promoting tourism, there's nothing like a good snappy slogan,
which is harder to do than you'd think. Today's Big Show.
Top ten, Number three in our continuing series Top ten
rejected state tourism slogans. Number ten Illinois, Please don't pronounce
the s. Number nine Montana. Rby's named their biggest sandwich
(09:31):
after US. Number eight Connecticut, It's like Massachusetts with way
less Kennedy's. Number seven Pennsylvania, Cradle of the Revolution and
the cheese steak. Number six Minnesota. Come feel better about
your own state. Number five Michigan. Last one out, Please
(09:57):
turn off the lights. Number four, Utah. Our Jesus is
better than your Jesus. Number three Ohio, The drinking state
with a football problem. Number two Nebraska. Ask about our
state motto contest, And the number one rejected state slogan, Wisconsin,
(10:25):
Come cut the cheese.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Good morning, Big Shows on the radio, and here we go.
Speaker 10 (11:03):
Hello friends, you're all pal Burtburn here with another gurgling
edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode Heaven
and Helen. As our story opens, a blonde is in
the middle of a doctor's appointment.
Speaker 8 (11:19):
All right, missus Weaver, and we are almost done.
Speaker 7 (11:21):
What channel is that?
Speaker 8 (11:23):
Excuse me on the TV?
Speaker 7 (11:25):
And it's black and white? What is it? Is it
some old movie?
Speaker 10 (11:28):
Well, no, it's it's it's Your reception's terrible.
Speaker 7 (11:31):
It's all fuzzy and granny.
Speaker 10 (11:33):
I've been watched for almost ten minutes and I can't
tell what's going on.
Speaker 8 (11:37):
Well, no, no, no, you see it's it's short fad
little actor.
Speaker 7 (11:41):
Is that Danny DeVito?
Speaker 8 (11:42):
Missus Weamer, it's your ultrasound? Oh one of.
Speaker 6 (11:47):
Those independent films.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
Weird.
Speaker 10 (11:50):
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's your baby.
What did you think I was doing with this thing
on your tummy?
Speaker 7 (11:55):
I thought you were hidden on me.
Speaker 8 (11:56):
Oh for the love, it's.
Speaker 7 (11:58):
So cold and flipper, it's kind of tickled.
Speaker 10 (12:01):
Well, look, everything looks wonderful. She's a healthy little girl,
A girl.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
Yeah, Oh, I'm happy.
Speaker 8 (12:08):
You're so excited.
Speaker 7 (12:09):
Hello, I'm Presbyterian.
Speaker 8 (12:12):
Uh my mistake. So have you thought of a name?
Speaker 7 (12:16):
Yep?
Speaker 8 (12:17):
Helen, Helen, but missus Weaver.
Speaker 10 (12:20):
According to my chart, you have five daughters all named Helen.
Speaker 5 (12:25):
Is that correct?
Speaker 7 (12:26):
Yup?
Speaker 5 (12:27):
All Helen's well, if.
Speaker 8 (12:30):
You don't mind my asking, Isn't that a little confusing?
Speaker 7 (12:33):
Not for me, I've got a foolproof system.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (12:36):
But what if they're all upstairs together and you only
want to call one of them down?
Speaker 7 (12:40):
Oh that's easy. I just called them by their last names, the.
Speaker 8 (12:44):
Son of um.
Speaker 10 (12:53):
How we hope you've enjoy a John, Bully and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 8 (12:57):
I have three sons all named Dick.
Speaker 7 (13:00):
Wanted I tell them a.
Speaker 10 (13:03):
Tuney next time when we'll hear all three Dick say, Hey,
big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 11 (13:09):
Richard, it's a big show on your radio. Thanks for
joining us this morning.
Speaker 7 (13:22):
Good day.
Speaker 12 (13:23):
You're old pal Stevia, No, not the former idiot intern,
the crocodile Stalker, and you're listening to my two favorite
bonds of mates, John Boy and Billy on the big Show.
I'll tell you it's nice to be high and dry
and safe and sound in this knack of studio.
Speaker 5 (13:37):
Hey, what's this wire for.
Speaker 8 (14:16):
Good morning? Big shows?
Speaker 4 (14:18):
Already?
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (14:19):
Right on top ten mid the.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Well when you're promoting tourism. Coming up with a good,
snappy slogan is harder than you think. Today's Big Show.
Top ten, number five in our series the top ten
rejected state tourism slogans. Number ten Hawaii, get laid at
the airport. Number nine Wyoming. Our well digger's asses are
(14:46):
actually plenty warm, Thank you. Number eight Missouri, where your
dad's drunk buddy from college lives now. Number seven Oregon.
Speaker 8 (14:59):
They say that dB.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Cooper hijack guy landed somewhere around here. Number six Vermont.
To be honest, this time of year, you might want
to bring a book. Number five Louisiana. It's better if
you put more hot sauce on it. Number four Idaho,
(15:21):
you know potatoes and whatever. Number three Indiana, you know
Larry Bird and whatever. Number two Kentucky. We put the
K in KFC and the number one rejected state slogan.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
New York, I got your slogan right ye.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
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we got you a big old Happy Herd prize back
you can win on John Boy Jefferden coming up in minutes.
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heard better the Big Show, Dot Comment or coach JBB.
(16:13):
You get tempercent off a checkout, hang out and play
for him in minutes.
Speaker 5 (16:17):
Right, I take it.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
There was this ad agency that came up with some lines.
They were having a bad week, so so the boss
gets them all again in the conference room and says,
all right, what you gotta do is Viagra advertising slogans?
Speaker 5 (16:32):
All right.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
The only rule was they had to use past ad
slogans originally written for other products that captured the essence
of Viagra.
Speaker 5 (16:41):
Would you like to hear the top ten?
Speaker 4 (16:42):
Sure?
Speaker 10 (16:43):
Sure?
Speaker 6 (16:43):
Right Red?
Speaker 1 (16:44):
This decorum prevents you, okay, top ten Viagra slogans reusing
other ad slogans in the past. Number ten Viagra was
a number nine Viagra the quicker Pecker upper pick up.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
Number eight Viagra like her rock.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Number seven Viagra when it absolutely positively has to be
there over night. Number six Viagra be all that you
can be. Number five Viagra reach out and touch someone.
Number four Viagra strong enough for a man but made
(17:38):
for a woman. Number three Viagra home of a whopper.
Speaker 4 (17:47):
Viagra.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
We bring Good Things to life.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
Number two?
Speaker 5 (17:57):
Oh, that was number two.
Speaker 7 (18:00):
And number one.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
I thought it was gonna end prematurely there for a second.
Speaker 5 (18:09):
This is your we weed. This is your wee weed
on drugs.
Speaker 8 (18:16):
Can you hear me?
Speaker 10 (18:16):
Now?
Speaker 7 (18:19):
All right?
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Yeah, we keep it. I'm going oh more than long.
You don't want to miss any check out the John
Moo'billy Late Risers podcast after we end the broadcast. Doing
a great job of that branch. Oh shut up, okay,
that's place. Thank you play John Boy Jeopardy.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
Oh, why are you doing stuff?
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Man? Let me borrow you jeopardy sheet. I don't know
what I did with my little been a long vacation. Yeah,
I think I wrapped the fish.
Speaker 5 (18:47):
All right, I got it right here.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
I'm sorry, baby. So here we are, here, we are.
Let's jump right in weird. But during the early nineteen hundreds,
it was common for fashion conscious women to make false
versions of these body parts out of mause fur.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Oh, biology class just got interested.
Speaker 8 (19:10):
I'm gonna go with what is armpit hair?
Speaker 6 (19:14):
No?
Speaker 9 (19:16):
That'd bean?
Speaker 7 (19:16):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (19:16):
When was this early nineteen hundreds? I think that was
the thing in the eighteen.
Speaker 8 (19:20):
We gotta move on.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
We got a Shaka one Ain't on it, Big sell
you Toe Free Lime. We play John Moore Jeopardy next.
Speaker 7 (19:54):
Morning.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Let's Big Shaw on the radio for your Monday, November
seventeenth feature track from The Big Show, Big Box, Mad
Max is a big fat world after all keywords big
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It's John Boy Jebany and now a man who's thinking
about going on a whole food diet. Whole pizzas, whole cakes,
whole box and donuts.
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Anyway.
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Follow him on Facebook for more weight loss tests.
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He's Jumble. That's hang out as I had. Kurt out
of Irwin, North Carolina. Good morning, Kurt, how are you sir?
Speaker 7 (20:37):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Awesome man? So uh, Kurt got first shot at John
Boy jepary, So let's see what you got. We're saying weird,
but during the early nineteen hundreds it was common for
fashion conscious women to make false versions of these body
parts out of mouse fur.
Speaker 12 (20:55):
You know.
Speaker 9 (20:56):
My initial guest was enhancing body parts only brings one
thing of mind, but I will go with eyebrows.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Eyebrows, mouse fur as eyebrows. Women wasn't afraid to get
a mouse back then hunt skin it unless it was
a business.
Speaker 5 (21:24):
Yeah, I didn't say it was a d I y.
Speaker 13 (21:29):
I hurt?
Speaker 4 (21:29):
Did work?
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Bunny happy herd prize back her win.
Speaker 5 (21:33):
For you, sir?
Speaker 9 (21:34):
Can I give a shout out?
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Of course you can?
Speaker 4 (21:37):
All right, excuse me, I'm out of Josside right now.
Speaker 14 (21:40):
But anyway, I just want to say thanks.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Just some guys are awesome, okay, all right, body, well
thank you. It's her all right, Kurt, hang on with Jackie,
bout him on the hour tomy you new got our time?
Cat soon right on the other side, bet down on
Mark November seventeenth. That's a pun of.
Speaker 8 (22:34):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 6 (22:57):
It's a marginal day in the neighborhood with people like
you for a neighbor. Won't you move out? Would you
move out? Hello, boys and girls. Mister Rayford here glad
to be able to add a little bit of class
to this otherwise juvenile redneck yuckfest and helps straighten out
the new generation of crumb crutchers. Today's Adventure Day in
(23:20):
mister Rayford's neighborhood. Our special guest is little Tommy Vaughn. Well, Tommy,
how are you enjoying adventure day?
Speaker 4 (23:27):
So far?
Speaker 5 (23:28):
It's really neat. Mister Rayford.
Speaker 15 (23:29):
What a great idea of putting all those old, abandoned
refrigerators with clubhouse painted on them in your backyard. I
haven't seen my brother Eddie in the last few minutes,
so do you think you could help me find him?
Speaker 6 (23:40):
Well, we'll talk about that later. You know, Tommy, I
thought you were coming along on the road to curmudgeon hood.
You know, I was on that cynical road back when
you were just a drunken glaze in your father's eye.
It doesn't just happen. You have to work at it.
It's a twenty four hour a day job. You can't
just take an occasional stab at it. You've got to
make it your life I have. You've got to decide
(24:01):
are you going to be a good head or a
butt head?
Speaker 15 (24:04):
I know I've shown patience and compassion in the past,
but I want to be a butt head.
Speaker 6 (24:09):
Good, good, good. You're a fine boy. But with a
little work we can take care of that. You've got
to surround yourself with people of like mind, people who
think exactly like you do.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
People you can call a pal.
Speaker 6 (24:22):
Are you my pal, Tommy.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Yes, sir, I'm your pal.
Speaker 6 (24:26):
Good boy. How about a nice big glass of bil
call up.
Speaker 8 (24:30):
M Yeah, that'd be great.
Speaker 15 (24:32):
I really got thirsty out there dodging all those bear tracks.
Speaker 6 (24:35):
Ah yes, And remember you can't fall in the trap
of saying what you think people want to hear. Speak
your mind, Damn the consequences. Be a leader, be a curmudgeon.
Speaker 15 (24:46):
Be Ah yeah, butt head, I got it, I got it.
Can I go now? I hate being a latchkey child.
Speaker 6 (24:52):
Well, if your mother would cut her job and stay
home like all women should, the world wouldn't be so
screwed up. Tell her I said, give it up. She
can have it all tomorrow. And mister Rafford's neighborhood leaf flowers,
modern convenience or just another fiendish attempt to annoy me
personally till then get out of my yard, stay indoors,
(25:12):
and if your parents go out to eat, pretend your sick,
stay home and quit ruining my life till then this
is mister Rafford saying, tata.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Way off good.
Speaker 6 (25:25):
That'll hold the little bastards off for a while, John
Boy and Dilly Jimee Welsey.
Speaker 8 (25:37):
Save morning radio.
Speaker 14 (25:39):
Dumb right.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
On, there's a big showing alradio.
Speaker 10 (26:16):
It's no secret I have a big mouth, a big
fat mouth, and the biggest problem with my big fat mouth,
I don't know why to keep it shut, and.
Speaker 8 (26:27):
I have paid dearly for it. Oh come on, Biel,
here's I beg you to be well. I'm doing a
top ten.
Speaker 7 (26:34):
It's that bad.
Speaker 10 (26:37):
So from the home office in the laundry room at
the Hot Sheet Hotel, right next to Charlie Sheen's room,
comes today's top ten list, the top ten times I
should have kept my big fat mouth shut. Number ten, Well,
if you think the world is really in danger, I'd
be happy to invest in your wind farm, al Gore.
Speaker 8 (26:59):
Number nine. Sure, I'll walk into the men's room, George Michael.
Next thing you know?
Speaker 4 (27:05):
Wham?
Speaker 10 (27:09):
Number eight? Why are you standing under that mistletoe alone?
Joy behar Number seven, I'd be happy to pick up
that pencil for you. Nathan Lane, Let me introduce you
to George Michael. Number six. That's right, I said, shut
(27:31):
your mouth. Mike Tyson. Number five, Okay, I'll stand here
with my legs spread. As long as you don't do
anything crazy, Johnny Knoxville. Number four, I can beat you
at any kind of cornhole. George to Kay, don't read
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too much into it. Number three, As long as you
say this is all in level, I'd love to see
her island Jeffrey Epstein. Number two, Why thank you, I'd
love a drink, mister Cosby. And the number one time
I should have kept my big fat mouth shut. I'd
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love to be on your radio show, John.
Speaker 14 (28:19):
Boy, Good Morning, A big shows on a radio.
Speaker 16 (28:31):
Well, well, well you've obviously got nothing better to do. Well,
maybe you're just not smart enough to change the dial.
Whatever the reason, you're listening to John Boy and Billy
on the Big show Hunt they won.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Good Mornings to make Shaw on the Radio fun with
top ten list all this Monday morning.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
Well, it's holiday travel season and the TSA, our friends,
the airport screeners, have been getting some pretty bad press lately. Well,
they're tackling the problem head on by listening to the
public changing their policies. No silly, They're looking for a
new slogan to change their image, and here they are.
The top ten new slogans rejected by the TSA Number ten,
(29:57):
reach out, reach out and touch someone rejected Number nine.
You can't beat the feeling whoa Number eight. Grope discounts available.
Group number seven. We handle more packages than ups. Rejected
number six. Can't see London, can't see France unless we
(30:21):
see you're under France. Number five, No touchy, no planey.
Number four. Don't worry, my hands are still warm from.
Speaker 5 (30:31):
The last guy.
Speaker 4 (30:31):
Oh wow.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Number three. Only we know if Lady Gaga is really
a lady. Rejectable Number two, don't think of it as
a group, think of it as a freedom pat and
the number one rejected TSA slogan we are now free
to move about your pants.
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it's back for our top ten Monday Morning.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
Everybody loves Tom Bodet's down home commercials from Motel six,
where he says, we'll leave the light on for you.
Oh yeah, but you know a slogan like that doesn't
just happen. Oh no, it takes hours and hours of research,
and tons of slogans get rejected before you hit on
the perfect one.
Speaker 8 (31:47):
Oh don't I know it?
Speaker 2 (31:48):
That brings us to today's top ten list. The top
ten rejected Motel six slogans. Number ten, because you deserve
better than the backseat of some car. Number nine. We're
working on that smell thing too. Number eight. If we'd
known you were staying all night, we'd have changed the sheets.
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Number seven, as seen on Cops. Number six, it's not
just for nooners anymore. Number five. You rented the room
now by the video. Number four. Sure you could stay
someplace nicer, but then you wouldn't have money left over
for a hooker. Number three. We don't make the adultery.
(32:33):
We make the adultery better. Number two. It's hookerrific. And
the number one rejected Motel six slogan, we'll leave the
lights all for you.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
I know that Coming up to right now, let's play
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Free Line. We'll get a contestant and play next
All right, it is miss Craysha getting information.
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I was like, well we got somebody do work away,
Miss curry Shall, get your information, Miss corey Shall.
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stop and figure out what I said at the time
that would slow things down a good bit. You're doing
the crati there.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Get your news right now.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Cogga doodle oo over that it is Monday morning. Look
at us back from vacation. At my last vacation that
my dad gor when you got us to a little
Christmas all right.
Speaker 5 (01:15):
Cogood do then you're on permanent vacation.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
That's right.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
You see that that goes.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
They were national days. Let's just pick one else. National
butter Day, Homemade bread Day, take a hike day in
Baclava day, that's the one we light on bac Devar. Yeah,
so I know those Greeks. That's all that's bacca ball,
you know, made by the Greeks. All right, but it's
like it's sins. It's from Central Asia? Is that where
(01:49):
Greece is?
Speaker 6 (01:51):
Now?
Speaker 5 (01:51):
You Central Asia?
Speaker 7 (01:52):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (01:53):
You know my geography geogoy is bad yea too, So it's.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
You get English class right after that.
Speaker 8 (02:03):
We do find it in all the Greek restaurants here though,
so maybe.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
The Yasou festivals amid Greek festival to have in Sharott.
You know, I told you some of my best friends
when I move to show with Greek. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 7 (02:15):
Good, it's so good.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
All right there, honey, And see where can find something
on Baclabah day it order to be somewhere else and
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Big Shot. So excited when Arnold I said, man, you
are to everywhere you go to, people say hey, you're
Arnold Palmer. He said, yeah, Tom Moore. He was like,
(03:25):
I was trying to get to the fact that he
was like the most recognizable person in the world along
with Muhammad Ali back in the day, back and then
at one time Arnold Palmer.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
We see that would have gone over a lot better.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Now, let should have thought that out, all right, Well,
let's move up to nineteen seventy three. President Nixon told
Associated Press managing editors meeting at Walt Disney World in
Florida that people have got to know whether or not
their president is a crook. Well, I'm not a crook,
and that stuck to say.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
He stayed with that.
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Finally, on this day in twenty fifteen, after Charlie Sheen
confirmed that he is HIV positive. Yeah, I didn't realize
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but there you go. There's categories one eight hundred.
Speaker 8 (04:16):
Big shows.
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You told free Line, come on, play out Bursts, next,
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good morning, big shows on the radio for you Monday,
our feature track from The Big Show.
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Let's say, heard a herald from Sumter, South Carolina.
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We have a shot, Hi, Harald?
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Are you doing our house under South Carolina? Born Mario
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aren't you?
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You're right.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
About that?
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Well, they don't here. They don't really sound like they
go together, you know.
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Well, how glad?
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It goes very well?
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It's alligator all right.
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I love a hat golf es.
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Yeah, they're humans. All right, I'll give us three things
you see at Walt Disney World ready to go.
Speaker 9 (06:43):
Well, one hundred thousand people wall Small World admitted.
Speaker 5 (06:52):
Oh he got the Mickey and Minnie.
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Rock have out.
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On them of the hour, Tommy you news.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Well, you know, over the years, William kept the top
ten list going on the place in America. Laderman retired,
We've got the Good Morning that's a big show on
(08:38):
the radio. Like I said, man, we have kept the
top ten lists going here since the Letterman retired, and
we got a uh top ten Monday Morning.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
All right.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
You know, Taylor's been here feeling them for us while
I was on vacation. Great job, Tay, I appreciate you
good a little work while. But while she was working,
I like that multitasking.
Speaker 5 (08:59):
Well she was already.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Let's get it going well.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
When you're promoting tourism, there's nothing like a good snappy slogan,
which is harder to do than you'd think. Today's Big Show.
Top ten, Number three in our continuing series Top ten
rejected state tourism slogans. Number ten Illinois, Please don't pronounce
the s. Number nine Montana. Rby's named their biggest sandwich
(09:31):
after US. Number eight Connecticut, It's like Massachusetts with way
less Kennedy's. Number seven Pennsylvania, Cradle of the Revolution and
the cheese steak. Number six Minnesota. Come feel better about
your own state. Number five Michigan. Last one out, Please
(09:57):
turn off the lights. Number four, Utah. Our Jesus is
better than your Jesus. Number three Ohio, The drinking state
with a football problem. Number two Nebraska. Ask about our
state motto contest, And the number one rejected state slogan, Wisconsin,
(10:25):
Come cut the cheese.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Good morning, Big Shows on the radio, and here we go.
Speaker 10 (11:03):
Hello friends, you're all pal Burtburn here with another gurgling
edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode Heaven
and Helen. As our story opens, a blonde is in
the middle of a doctor's appointment.
Speaker 8 (11:19):
All right, missus Weaver, and we are almost done.
Speaker 7 (11:21):
What channel is that?
Speaker 8 (11:23):
Excuse me on the TV?
Speaker 7 (11:25):
And it's black and white? What is it? Is it
some old movie?
Speaker 10 (11:28):
Well, no, it's it's it's Your reception's terrible.
Speaker 7 (11:31):
It's all fuzzy and granny.
Speaker 10 (11:33):
I've been watched for almost ten minutes and I can't
tell what's going on.
Speaker 8 (11:37):
Well, no, no, no, you see it's it's short fad
little actor.
Speaker 7 (11:41):
Is that Danny DeVito?
Speaker 8 (11:42):
Missus Weamer, it's your ultrasound? Oh one of.
Speaker 6 (11:47):
Those independent films.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
Weird.
Speaker 10 (11:50):
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's your baby.
What did you think I was doing with this thing
on your tummy?
Speaker 7 (11:55):
I thought you were hidden on me.
Speaker 8 (11:56):
Oh for the love, it's.
Speaker 7 (11:58):
So cold and flipper, it's kind of tickled.
Speaker 10 (12:01):
Well, look, everything looks wonderful. She's a healthy little girl,
A girl.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
Yeah, Oh, I'm happy.
Speaker 8 (12:08):
You're so excited.
Speaker 7 (12:09):
Hello, I'm Presbyterian.
Speaker 8 (12:12):
Uh my mistake. So have you thought of a name?
Speaker 7 (12:16):
Yep?
Speaker 8 (12:17):
Helen, Helen, but missus Weaver.
Speaker 10 (12:20):
According to my chart, you have five daughters all named Helen.
Speaker 5 (12:25):
Is that correct?
Speaker 7 (12:26):
Yup?
Speaker 5 (12:27):
All Helen's well, if.
Speaker 8 (12:30):
You don't mind my asking, Isn't that a little confusing?
Speaker 7 (12:33):
Not for me, I've got a foolproof system.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (12:36):
But what if they're all upstairs together and you only
want to call one of them down?
Speaker 7 (12:40):
Oh that's easy. I just called them by their last names, the.
Speaker 8 (12:44):
Son of um.
Speaker 10 (12:53):
How we hope you've enjoy a John, Bully and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 8 (12:57):
I have three sons all named Dick.
Speaker 7 (13:00):
Wanted I tell them a.
Speaker 10 (13:03):
Tuney next time when we'll hear all three Dick say, Hey,
big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 11 (13:09):
Richard, it's a big show on your radio. Thanks for
joining us this morning.
Speaker 7 (13:22):
Good day.
Speaker 12 (13:23):
You're old pal Stevia, No, not the former idiot intern,
the crocodile Stalker, and you're listening to my two favorite
bonds of mates, John Boy and Billy on the big Show.
I'll tell you it's nice to be high and dry
and safe and sound in this knack of studio.
Speaker 5 (13:37):
Hey, what's this wire for.
Speaker 8 (14:16):
Good morning? Big shows?
Speaker 4 (14:18):
Already?
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (14:19):
Right on top ten mid the.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Well when you're promoting tourism. Coming up with a good,
snappy slogan is harder than you think. Today's Big Show.
Top ten, number five in our series the top ten
rejected state tourism slogans. Number ten Hawaii, get laid at
the airport. Number nine Wyoming. Our well digger's asses are
(14:46):
actually plenty warm, Thank you. Number eight Missouri, where your
dad's drunk buddy from college lives now. Number seven Oregon.
Speaker 8 (14:59):
They say that dB.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Cooper hijack guy landed somewhere around here. Number six Vermont.
To be honest, this time of year, you might want
to bring a book. Number five Louisiana. It's better if
you put more hot sauce on it. Number four Idaho,
(15:21):
you know potatoes and whatever. Number three Indiana, you know
Larry Bird and whatever. Number two Kentucky. We put the
K in KFC and the number one rejected state slogan.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
New York, I got your slogan right ye.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
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You get tempercent off a checkout, hang out and play
for him in minutes.
Speaker 5 (16:17):
Right, I take it.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
There was this ad agency that came up with some lines.
They were having a bad week, so so the boss
gets them all again in the conference room and says,
all right, what you gotta do is Viagra advertising slogans?
Speaker 5 (16:32):
All right.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
The only rule was they had to use past ad
slogans originally written for other products that captured the essence
of Viagra.
Speaker 5 (16:41):
Would you like to hear the top ten?
Speaker 4 (16:42):
Sure?
Speaker 10 (16:43):
Sure?
Speaker 6 (16:43):
Right Red?
Speaker 1 (16:44):
This decorum prevents you, okay, top ten Viagra slogans reusing
other ad slogans in the past. Number ten Viagra was
a number nine Viagra the quicker Pecker upper pick up.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
Number eight Viagra like her rock.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Number seven Viagra when it absolutely positively has to be
there over night. Number six Viagra be all that you
can be. Number five Viagra reach out and touch someone.
Number four Viagra strong enough for a man but made
(17:38):
for a woman. Number three Viagra home of a whopper.
Speaker 4 (17:47):
Viagra.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
We bring Good Things to life.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
Number two?
Speaker 5 (17:57):
Oh, that was number two.
Speaker 7 (18:00):
And number one.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
I thought it was gonna end prematurely there for a second.
Speaker 5 (18:09):
This is your we weed. This is your wee weed
on drugs.
Speaker 8 (18:16):
Can you hear me?
Speaker 10 (18:16):
Now?
Speaker 7 (18:19):
All right?
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Yeah, we keep it. I'm going oh more than long.
You don't want to miss any check out the John
Moo'billy Late Risers podcast after we end the broadcast. Doing
a great job of that branch. Oh shut up, okay,
that's place. Thank you play John Boy Jeopardy.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
Oh, why are you doing stuff?
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Man? Let me borrow you jeopardy sheet. I don't know
what I did with my little been a long vacation. Yeah,
I think I wrapped the fish.
Speaker 5 (18:47):
All right, I got it right here.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
I'm sorry, baby. So here we are, here, we are.
Let's jump right in weird. But during the early nineteen hundreds,
it was common for fashion conscious women to make false
versions of these body parts out of mause fur.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Oh, biology class just got interested.
Speaker 8 (19:10):
I'm gonna go with what is armpit hair?
Speaker 6 (19:14):
No?
Speaker 9 (19:16):
That'd bean?
Speaker 7 (19:16):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (19:16):
When was this early nineteen hundreds? I think that was
the thing in the eighteen.
Speaker 8 (19:20):
We gotta move on.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
We got a Shaka one Ain't on it, Big sell
you Toe Free Lime. We play John Moore Jeopardy next.
Speaker 7 (19:54):
Morning.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Let's Big Shaw on the radio for your Monday, November
seventeenth feature track from The Big Show, Big Box, Mad
Max is a big fat world after all keywords big
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It's John Boy Jebany and now a man who's thinking
about going on a whole food diet. Whole pizzas, whole cakes,
whole box and donuts.
Speaker 5 (20:26):
Anyway.
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Follow him on Facebook for more weight loss tests.
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He's Jumble. That's hang out as I had. Kurt out
of Irwin, North Carolina. Good morning, Kurt, how are you sir?
Speaker 7 (20:37):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Awesome man? So uh, Kurt got first shot at John
Boy jepary, So let's see what you got. We're saying weird,
but during the early nineteen hundreds it was common for
fashion conscious women to make false versions of these body
parts out of mouse fur.
Speaker 12 (20:55):
You know.
Speaker 9 (20:56):
My initial guest was enhancing body parts only brings one
thing of mind, but I will go with eyebrows.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Eyebrows, mouse fur as eyebrows. Women wasn't afraid to get
a mouse back then hunt skin it unless it was
a business.
Speaker 5 (21:24):
Yeah, I didn't say it was a d I y.
Speaker 13 (21:29):
I hurt?
Speaker 4 (21:29):
Did work?
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Bunny happy herd prize back her win.
Speaker 5 (21:33):
For you, sir?
Speaker 9 (21:34):
Can I give a shout out?
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Of course you can?
Speaker 4 (21:37):
All right, excuse me, I'm out of Josside right now.
Speaker 14 (21:40):
But anyway, I just want to say thanks.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Just some guys are awesome, okay, all right, body, well
thank you. It's her all right, Kurt, hang on with Jackie,
bout him on the hour tomy you new got our time?
Cat soon right on the other side, bet down on
Mark November seventeenth. That's a pun of.
Speaker 8 (22:34):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 6 (22:57):
It's a marginal day in the neighborhood with people like
you for a neighbor. Won't you move out? Would you
move out? Hello, boys and girls. Mister Rayford here glad
to be able to add a little bit of class
to this otherwise juvenile redneck yuckfest and helps straighten out
the new generation of crumb crutchers. Today's Adventure Day in
(23:20):
mister Rayford's neighborhood. Our special guest is little Tommy Vaughn. Well, Tommy,
how are you enjoying adventure day?
Speaker 4 (23:27):
So far?
Speaker 5 (23:28):
It's really neat. Mister Rayford.
Speaker 15 (23:29):
What a great idea of putting all those old, abandoned
refrigerators with clubhouse painted on them in your backyard. I
haven't seen my brother Eddie in the last few minutes,
so do you think you could help me find him?
Speaker 6 (23:40):
Well, we'll talk about that later. You know, Tommy, I
thought you were coming along on the road to curmudgeon hood.
You know, I was on that cynical road back when
you were just a drunken glaze in your father's eye.
It doesn't just happen. You have to work at it.
It's a twenty four hour a day job. You can't
just take an occasional stab at it. You've got to
make it your life I have. You've got to decide
(24:01):
are you going to be a good head or a
butt head?
Speaker 15 (24:04):
I know I've shown patience and compassion in the past,
but I want to be a butt head.
Speaker 6 (24:09):
Good, good, good. You're a fine boy. But with a
little work we can take care of that. You've got
to surround yourself with people of like mind, people who
think exactly like you do.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
People you can call a pal.
Speaker 6 (24:22):
Are you my pal, Tommy.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Yes, sir, I'm your pal.
Speaker 6 (24:26):
Good boy. How about a nice big glass of bil
call up.
Speaker 8 (24:30):
M Yeah, that'd be great.
Speaker 15 (24:32):
I really got thirsty out there dodging all those bear tracks.
Speaker 6 (24:35):
Ah yes, And remember you can't fall in the trap
of saying what you think people want to hear. Speak
your mind, Damn the consequences. Be a leader, be a curmudgeon.
Speaker 15 (24:46):
Be Ah yeah, butt head, I got it, I got it.
Can I go now? I hate being a latchkey child.
Speaker 6 (24:52):
Well, if your mother would cut her job and stay
home like all women should, the world wouldn't be so
screwed up. Tell her I said, give it up. She
can have it all tomorrow. And mister Rafford's neighborhood leaf flowers,
modern convenience or just another fiendish attempt to annoy me
personally till then get out of my yard, stay indoors,
(25:12):
and if your parents go out to eat, pretend your sick,
stay home and quit ruining my life till then this
is mister Rafford saying, tata.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Way off good.
Speaker 6 (25:25):
That'll hold the little bastards off for a while, John
Boy and Dilly Jimee Welsey.
Speaker 8 (25:37):
Save morning radio.
Speaker 14 (25:39):
Dumb right.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
On, there's a big showing alradio.
Speaker 10 (26:16):
It's no secret I have a big mouth, a big
fat mouth, and the biggest problem with my big fat mouth,
I don't know why to keep it shut, and.
Speaker 8 (26:27):
I have paid dearly for it. Oh come on, Biel,
here's I beg you to be well. I'm doing a
top ten.
Speaker 7 (26:34):
It's that bad.
Speaker 10 (26:37):
So from the home office in the laundry room at
the Hot Sheet Hotel, right next to Charlie Sheen's room,
comes today's top ten list, the top ten times I
should have kept my big fat mouth shut. Number ten, Well,
if you think the world is really in danger, I'd
be happy to invest in your wind farm, al Gore.
Speaker 8 (26:59):
Number nine. Sure, I'll walk into the men's room, George Michael.
Next thing you know?
Speaker 4 (27:05):
Wham?
Speaker 10 (27:09):
Number eight? Why are you standing under that mistletoe alone?
Joy behar Number seven, I'd be happy to pick up
that pencil for you. Nathan Lane, Let me introduce you
to George Michael. Number six. That's right, I said, shut
(27:31):
your mouth. Mike Tyson. Number five, Okay, I'll stand here
with my legs spread. As long as you don't do
anything crazy, Johnny Knoxville. Number four, I can beat you
at any kind of cornhole. George to Kay, don't read
(27:54):
too much into it. Number three, As long as you
say this is all in level, I'd love to see
her island Jeffrey Epstein. Number two, Why thank you, I'd
love a drink, mister Cosby. And the number one time
I should have kept my big fat mouth shut. I'd
(28:17):
love to be on your radio show, John.
Speaker 14 (28:19):
Boy, Good Morning, A big shows on a radio.
Speaker 16 (28:31):
Well, well, well you've obviously got nothing better to do. Well,
maybe you're just not smart enough to change the dial.
Whatever the reason, you're listening to John Boy and Billy
on the Big show Hunt they won.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Good Mornings to make Shaw on the Radio fun with
top ten list all this Monday morning.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
Well, it's holiday travel season and the TSA, our friends,
the airport screeners, have been getting some pretty bad press lately. Well,
they're tackling the problem head on by listening to the
public changing their policies. No silly, They're looking for a
new slogan to change their image, and here they are.
The top ten new slogans rejected by the TSA Number ten,
(29:57):
reach out, reach out and touch someone rejected Number nine.
You can't beat the feeling whoa Number eight. Grope discounts available.
Group number seven. We handle more packages than ups. Rejected
number six. Can't see London, can't see France unless we
(30:21):
see you're under France. Number five, No touchy, no planey.
Number four. Don't worry, my hands are still warm from.
Speaker 5 (30:31):
The last guy.
Speaker 4 (30:31):
Oh wow.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Number three. Only we know if Lady Gaga is really
a lady. Rejectable Number two, don't think of it as
a group, think of it as a freedom pat and
the number one rejected TSA slogan we are now free
to move about your pants.
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(31:23):
other fine retailers I know. Play for it in men
it's back for our top ten Monday Morning.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
Everybody loves Tom Bodet's down home commercials from Motel six,
where he says, we'll leave the light on for you.
Oh yeah, but you know a slogan like that doesn't
just happen. Oh no, it takes hours and hours of research,
and tons of slogans get rejected before you hit on
the perfect one.
Speaker 8 (31:47):
Oh don't I know it?
Speaker 2 (31:48):
That brings us to today's top ten list. The top
ten rejected Motel six slogans. Number ten, because you deserve
better than the backseat of some car. Number nine. We're
working on that smell thing too. Number eight. If we'd
known you were staying all night, we'd have changed the sheets.
(32:10):
Number seven, as seen on Cops. Number six, it's not
just for nooners anymore. Number five. You rented the room
now by the video. Number four. Sure you could stay
someplace nicer, but then you wouldn't have money left over
for a hooker. Number three. We don't make the adultery.
(32:33):
We make the adultery better. Number two. It's hookerrific. And
the number one rejected Motel six slogan, we'll leave the
lights all for you.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
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