June 17, 2024 • 41 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:24):
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the Radio. Today's featured track from The Big Show Big
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uh huh. Let's play Beat the Blonde Meet out contestant.
I have a guy's going you North Carolina, John Barr,
John Barr always wanted to do that, John Moore, that's
on you, John Boy? How you doing?
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Man?
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Like?
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Hey, I'm gonna sit on my hands keeping waving to
everybody that my boy, John, Yes, listen, I got a question.
All right. I'm a first time caller, an old time listener.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Whatever happened to Catfish and Billy.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Cat Pitching and Billy? How on that Joe that lasts
a couple of weeks?
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Didn't?
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:30):
Not well, maybe a couple of months, but it died
the death it deserved.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Man. Yeah, Okay, okay, joys all right? Yeah, well, John boy,
you know what we're gonna do. Askt of questions you
agree or disagree. It sounds like you should know what
you're talking about. Two bells will win you this big
old mount Olive pickles prize pect all right.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Oh damn Mars.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Is most of your liver above or below your waist?
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Well?
Speaker 6 (02:06):
I know that I can't really see past these to
my waist, so I'm gonna say.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Below below your waiste is where most of your liver is,
John Ball? Do you agree or disagree? I'm gonna go
with her on that one. Yes, I agree, and no
it is above above? Okay? All right, Well let's say
(02:39):
what you do on this one, Taylor. At some point
or another, most every woman will put something on her
cilia to make them look nice. Where would we find
your cilia?
Speaker 6 (02:54):
I'm not showing you, but they're real and they're spectacular.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
All most are the conversations, John Boy.
Speaker 6 (03:09):
Her eyes, honey, her eyes.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Eyes, her eyes, John Boy? Agree or disagree?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (03:19):
I agree again, I'm going with it. Okay that one.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Yes, the thing to do?
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Way to go her eyelashes? Right there you go, her eyes? Okay,
there you go, John Boy. Nagon win or lose on
this one, all right?
Speaker 7 (03:34):
Tell you.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
According to medical researchers, the most commonly heard complaint doctors
hear from their patients is.
Speaker 8 (03:43):
What what do you mean my insurance sucks going around.
Speaker 6 (03:54):
But I know that their Their common thing to hear
is their allergies.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Alard, jeez, the most heard thing. Ah jabe, you agree
or disagree. I'm gonna disagree on that one. Well, you
are right, I'm sorry. No, so he might be closer
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than you. Joint pain is the number one complaint, he said. Siatica,
that's a nerve that has an eve. All well, I
hope you sciatica gets you know, some pickle juice might help,
pat And we got you mount Olive Pickles Prize packed
with cool swag. You gonna look good in that I
heart mount Olive Pickle t shirt. We're gonna give you
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as well.
Speaker 7 (04:43):
Far out all right, good deal?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
I listen, I alright, I go ahead.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
I was appreciation for the big show, for all these
years of entertainment you've been giving us.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
I love you guys like brothers.
Speaker 7 (04:57):
You'll take care and I.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Mean that, thank you, Thank you. Another sweet job boy,
hang out here. Why one of hours, Tubby Uni, you
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in my ye good morning bade shows on the radio,
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sing along, know the words. I'm Monday money song from
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Speaker 9 (06:07):
STI sometimes I don't know what I'm doing. Come on
track and get ready to say sometimes on my days
are filled with right.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Else I've traveled and left Surba.
Speaker 9 (06:27):
Things ain't going mind way because there's always someone.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Swarming in my life to keep swimming in my.
Speaker 9 (06:38):
Life, and it's causing lots of banger. I'm a honking
on my horror.
Speaker 10 (06:48):
I'm shooting you the fling.
Speaker 9 (06:52):
Keep switching on my bride lines him when you're swerving
all lights pie way, you're running someone off the road.
The day jove, Why I thought I never.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Never could love another?
Speaker 3 (07:18):
How else could I feed?
Speaker 9 (07:23):
But nowing you run into me, I can't believe I
could not see her.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
I'll take up no one's at the waiting.
Speaker 9 (07:37):
To keep swarming in my life, just causing lots of bab.
Speaker 10 (07:45):
I'm a cussing out your own name. I'm shooting you
the fine.
Speaker 9 (07:52):
I keep switching on my bride lights, but you're just
too dimpty. Now when you're swerving all lights oi by,
you're running Summon off the ride.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Robert Earl Key driving a big show, good Monday morning,
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big shows on the radio. And we're getting close to
the beginning of summer. I think it does hitting back
in about midweek on June twenty second, like that. We
want seventeenth now, all right. Still, we're experiencing the end
of spring doing it up at Jayes.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Anty.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Friends.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
I know it's been a while, but we's back and
still open for business. And I know what you're thinking.
Old j D's cut. He's advertising budget due to these
hard economic times. And the last thing you want to
do is keep you name out of the spotlight and
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ain't have the money due to the rising costs of
semi professional lap dances.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
As right, friends, Old JD is.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
Packing right here at JD's twenty four hour drive through
fontagun Io Parts, pharmaceutical, adult gift, bait and tackle discount
cigarette alot. We've been making more cuts than a season
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Speaker 3 (09:31):
They're gonna put me in jail. They're gonna put me
in jail.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
And what's better, we passed the minute portion of the
savings onto you. And unless you've been living with a
fat girl in a single lad with no TV and radio,
you first know that it's been the worst years for
individual prosperities since that fella.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
What come up with new Coke when I was a
little feller.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
So, friends, if you want savings, we can stretch you
dollar further than a pair of Oprah Winfrey's panties from
nineteen eighty four. And now those the knights are starting
to heat up here in the South. How about a
fourteen ninety nine sealing all the stuff we got the
stemmy your package with the efficiency of a steady dot of.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Being a sausages and Raymond Noodles.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
We got moonshine, dirty Bucks, all changes, back braces, dynamite rats,
shot Tuptop's basoline, tackle boxes, off brand full flavor cigarettes,
and a complete selection of artificial smallmouth doors designed by
Howard the Town Drunk made out of old aluminum liquor
bottle cats and guaranteed to pull in a buttload or
your money back.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
And friends.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
Stop by any JD's locations starting May the first, with
your old lady the JD's drive in. That's right, friends,
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to them crappy speakers and you pick ups radios just
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of Smoky in the bandit uncensored and convoy with that
gearty feller what used to sing in the early eighties.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
By the time we got into Tulsa town, we had
eighty five trucks in all. But there's a road blocked
up on the clover leaf, and them bears was wall
to wall and friends.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
JD's is still looking for business in ninety four locations
in thirty seven states, with the accession of Massachusetts where
they're marrying all them mud bunnies and whatnot.
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Yes, we got it tolerated.
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twenty four hour drive through Pontygun Auto Quarts, Pharmaceuticals, don't
give back and tackle discount cigarette. All income is at
our new location in Bow Legs, Oklahoma, just off Highway
to seventy next to Big Owl's Horse Tack and Dead
Chicken Pet Cemetery.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Do it today, Jay des J Deans, What a Southern boy.
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Speaker 1 (13:46):
Good morning, got a big show on the radio. Hang
on for yearly call about this subject from the Reverend
Billy rad Collins. If you have some graduates, we're gonna
lay it down right here. First, tay about what we're
gonna play for. We worthy word is one hundred and
twenty dollars for the bulls, not cleaning products made in
the USA. Truck drivers keep America moving, the bullsnot make
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at truck stops across America. Clack on that link when
you hit the Big Show dot com. Alright, let's get
good morning, Big Show.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Oil, Good morning Nerd, John Boyn Billy, and good morning
to hold our beloved freedoms out there and radio land.
This is Reverend Billy Ray Collins from the Sword of
Joshua Independent full Guspel Penny Coastal Assembly just off Steed
Road twenty three on the frontage rud Well. Friends, We
had our graduation ceremony for the Sword of Joshua Pennycoastal
(14:41):
Day School class of twenty eighteen over the weekend. I
tell you, these youngins has come a long way. It
ain't been easy, but we turned a bunch of backsliding,
back talking knotheads into genuine driding the wool Bible beaten
foot soldiers in the Army of the You know, I've
been calling the shots here since we opened up the school.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
But for the first time this year, I passed.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
On doing the commencement speech and give my slot over
to our newly promoted dean of students, youth Pastor, Ricky
Dale Gilmore. And here's the reason I decided to do that. See,
I graduated in high school back in nineteen sixty eight,
which don't seem all that long ago to me, you know,
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but fifty years that's a mighty long time. If my graduation,
if a'd a drugs come on wrinkled up doll boy
from nineteen eighteen out to tell me how the world works,
I wouldn't have heard a word he said. I said, Ricky,
you're the man this year. And Ricky says, well, sure
is a shame. You ain't gonna talk at graduation. You
(15:49):
are to deliver your commencement speech the next time you
go on the radio show. Well, so I run it
past the big show people and they said, well, they
were really looking for what the stand up comedy folks
calls a tight five so indifference to today's so called
busy modern lifestyle. Here's the cliff Notes bullet point version.
(16:11):
I like to call ten things you need to know
about life that you won't care a lot about for
the next thirty or forty years, but you ought to
hear them anyway. Let's begin Number one. Kanye West is
an idiot. I don't mean to start off picking on
old Kanye, although he's a sure enough idiot I've.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
Ever seen one.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
But what I'm saying is all of your modern pop
cultural icons are idiots. Lady god Jah runs around in
a bathing suit made out of rib steaks. If you
reckon she's got any useful insight for the modern teenage
gals and look up to her so much. Oh and
let's talk about all the.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
Pro athletes the Fellers love so much.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Don't get too romantic about a man just cause it
can play football. Good.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
You know who won the Heisman Trophy.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Of the year.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
I graduated a Feller named Old J.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Simpson. Turns out football ain't even the thing he's the
most famous for. Okay, tip number two for the young folks,
you're an idiot too, no offense. But you folks in
the Internet generation don't know half as much as you
think you do. I know that because my bunch was
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just like you, sapt we didn't have cell phones in
Facebook to spread our ignorance around the world. Of course,
the real problem ain't the stuff you don't know, it's
the stuff you do know that just ain't so.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
Number three.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Everybody you know is an idiot. If you don't blame me,
take a look at you all on the Facebook every
once in a while. Then there's number four. Taxation with
represent ain't so hot either. You'll know a lot more
about that once you've drawn a regular paycheck.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
Or two.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Number five, it ain't no such thing as fun for
the whole family. That'll make more sense to you once
you've had a young inner. Two Number six. A man
wants the same thing from a woman as he does
from a pair of underwear, a little bit of freedom
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and a little bit of support. Number seven. Old people
don't drive slow just to get on your nerves. It's
just that we're the only ones nowadays that's got time
to do the speed limits up next. No, this is
a little bit of bad news for the young folks.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
Number eight, You're all going to hell.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
I know that's might sound to tad dark for inspirational message.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
To young folks, But I'm a preacher.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
What am I gonna do not tell you you're going
to hell? Now? I didn't make this up, y'all. Romans
three twenty three says, quote all have sinned and fall
short of the glory of God. That means everybody from
the weird gal with the earrings stuck in her lower
lip to the quarterback of the dead gum football team.
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But I ain't gonna leave y'all a hanging there. Let's
move on to item number nine. The wages of sin
is death, but the gift of God is eternal life
through Christ Jesus our Lord quote unquote. Wages see are
something you earn, but a gift is something somebody gives
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you for free. That's why they call it the good news. Beloved,
There's a whole lot more to it than that, But
I said i'd keep it tight. So here's one final
tip for the class of twenty and eighteen. Number ten.
Never miss a good chance to shut up. Or my
daddy used to say, it ain't a bad idea to
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keep your mouth shutter once in a while, even when
you know what you're talking about. Well, and that right
there sounds like an exit line if I ever hear one.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
Oh, by the way, I'll be doing the full thirty
minute Come.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
To Jesus version of my commencement address during our annual
Salute to graduates that's coming up this Sunday morning at.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
Eleven o'clock am.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Right here at the Sword of Joshua Independent fool Gosper Pennycoastal, Latimbly,
just off State Road twenty three. On this here's the
Reverend Billeray Collins remainingions it's time to turn so you
don't burn John Boyn Billy?
Speaker 3 (20:41):
Is that yo?
Speaker 2 (20:41):
Keep them straight up?
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Our deal? Well, that's play our wordy word game. Come
on first rounds of the week one eight hundred Big
Show you told free line, get a gouple contestants and
play next Good Monday morning, June seventeen, you got a
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big show on the radio. Man, We got your feature
track from the Big Show, Big Box red sens here
and good with the penny Assassins says him. Funny when
I'm sorting his name. He warn't his pennies at the
Big Show dot comfit box figureing on their God money
can't get there. We'll gonna use some of you, lady
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to play maker. Iven.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
I went everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
They can't wear anywhere.
Speaker 14 (21:46):
Don't worry anywhere.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Lets meet the contestants. We got Robbed from Bishopville, South Carolina.
Home with a lizard man. Good morning, Rob, Good morning,
John Boy, welcome mondy Hey, we Gotjimmy and Geneva, Georgia.
Good morning, Jimmy. Hello, y'y boy. Hellold Jimmy. Don't touch Jimmy.
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Jimmy on Tator's side.
Speaker 6 (22:10):
Hel je.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Round John more raph. Okay, boys, you know what we do.
Let's get to the two rounds. Jimmy, you relax, Me
and Rob will go for the first thirty seconds. All right, Rob,
are you ready?
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Yes, sir?
Speaker 1 (22:25):
All right, well let's see what we can do. Start
the clock. Now. You have one these a year. Happy birthday.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
Yeah, uh huh.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
I love you.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
A lot. Yeah uh huh.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Hey when you get the blank, if you win, you
get the what the blank package?
Speaker 3 (22:45):
Right?
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Yes, this is on the weekend. First of the weekend
tomorrow is water. Yes, okay, live on ten blanks of
land or the back forty Yeah, good work there, Rob,
You give him out Bob on the board. Yeah, when
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you throw them on Saturdays in there today, we'll trick
you up there, you joke.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Let's say what Jimmy and Tator can do for their
round one? Just as good. Jimmy, are you ready? I'm ready?
Speaker 3 (23:31):
Let's do it?
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Okay, ready, go all right? The ocean.
Speaker 6 (23:35):
I live by the what yet you set?
Speaker 3 (23:39):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (23:40):
You set these a bear?
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Or you know?
Speaker 3 (23:43):
Yep?
Speaker 6 (23:44):
Hey, this is when you holler really loud a what
did you just do?
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (23:49):
Hey, I tell I tell these and I hope people laugh.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Y uh huh.
Speaker 6 (23:55):
This is another name for your father.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
This is horror. He steals.
Speaker 6 (24:03):
He's on the ocean and he steals from other ships.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
Pirate.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Ah, man, look at y'all. I want you to do good.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Not that good.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
You had a six on the board and took the lead.
All right, we got us a game going on, right,
all right, Rob, let's see what we can do. All
depends on the way the words fall. Let's see what
we got, old guy like that one? All right? You ready?
Speaker 3 (24:25):
Rob?
Speaker 10 (24:27):
You heard?
Speaker 3 (24:27):
All right?
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Start the clock now. The opposite of young is oh yes,
ha ha ha, what did I do?
Speaker 6 (24:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Okay, you gotta make blank when the sun shines. Hey, yeah,
uh huh blank blank your birthday, daw end to music. Blank,
have a party. Let's blank the fourth or July. What
are we gonna do? We blank the fourth or July? Yes,
uh huh blank of field gold you blanket field gold
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the soccer ball. Yes, yes, all right, he likes all right,
another five, so that isn't ten, but old table is
set for Tater and Jimmy. Four will tie, five will
win it. Jimmy, are you ready?
Speaker 10 (25:20):
I am ready and go.
Speaker 6 (25:22):
I have pen and a piece of what hunt a
baby cat. When you're a sailor, you have lots of these.
You stop in one. Yes, wow wow, hey, uh uh,
Santa Claus, this shook like a bowl full of.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
Some people.
Speaker 6 (25:47):
This is the kind of death they are. It's your
you're this death.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
You're a h and that is over time.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
It is end of ten.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
We go over time. Alright, hereta still allows coming down
to fifteen second overtime. See what we can do a
rob me and you I remember only fifteen seconds. We
got all right, we'll get it. Okay, let's see what
we can do. Uh oh, were picking up on that
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last one. Okay, let's start the clock. Now the hearing test.
They put these in your headphone. Some are high, some
are low. What are they? Yes?
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Uh huh?
Speaker 1 (26:35):
You putting this around a picture on the wall? Yes,
uh huh. You get a drink at the water fountain? No,
no alcohol alcohol. Yes, it was bar, but it was
after the buzzer. But we did get a two on
there too. All right, Jimmy and tatter for fifteen too,
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will force double over time, three will win. We could
add a three that dude, you Oh never mind, Jimmy,
good Jackie. Are you ready, Jimmy?
Speaker 10 (27:09):
I am ready and go.
Speaker 6 (27:12):
A corn dog is beat on a what? Yes, a
dog does this with his tail.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Tie up?
Speaker 6 (27:21):
This is where you live. You live at with your
parents home.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
This is win.
Speaker 6 (27:31):
Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Well, boys, that was a good game.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Y'all got it?
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Rob, We're gonna give you another shot down the road,
all right, buddy, Hey, I appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
And can I give a.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Shout out what I got?
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Of course you can. Hey, let's go creepy hollo honed
house softball team. Let's bring home up victory tomorrow. A Rob,
good luck, to y'all boys, We appreciate you. Jimmy down Geneva.
You got your prize pack dollars were the Bull's not products.
Good game, man, Okay, I'm good. First time color youn boy.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Had a boy.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio Monday, bit request,
we got money? Lincoln at a rowing Oak, Virginia. Mina says, hey,
y'all remember the one when they were auditioning for the
Three Stooges. You guys always made me laugh and thank
you Moni. We know what you're talking about, and it's
coming up next. Good morning, that's big show on the radio.
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By request time here money and Lincoln not of Rowing Oak,
Virginia got us. This one was Rizzo tiers one Monty.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
Yes, that is it.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Quits money, this'sen it.
Speaker 12 (29:09):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode The
New Stooges. The year is nineteen sixty eight. Universal Studios
is casting actors for a proposed revival of the legendary
Three Stooges comedy series. We take you out to a
casting call at a soundstage on the Universal back lot.
Speaker 15 (29:31):
All right, folks, the project you're reading for is called
The New Three stooges. Now, I'm sure you're all familiar
with the original characters, but please feel free to throw
on your own personal touch when I call your name.
Speaker 13 (29:43):
Step up, give us your reading.
Speaker 15 (29:45):
Let's see Mason, James Mason, you'll be reading the part
from Moe top of page seventeen.
Speaker 13 (29:51):
On your script.
Speaker 7 (29:55):
Kelly, you perky pain the fit. I'm going to have
to grib your news with this place. Give the movie
here and then, because you're really stunting to.
Speaker 13 (30:05):
Get in my news. Thank you, mister Mason, Thank you,
Thank you, Thank you, sir. Is this the current photo?
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Yes?
Speaker 13 (30:12):
All right, actually, thank you, thank you. Next Nicholson, Jack Nicholson.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
You know.
Speaker 16 (30:20):
You know, Larry, you're really starting to pitch me off. Man,
You're really getting on my nerves. Come over here a minute, Maron,
just get over here. And I said, come over here, Larry,
I'm not gonna hurt you. Swear to God, I'm not
gonna hurt you. I'm just going to gouge your freaking
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nice a hound. That's all I'm gonna do.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Larry.
Speaker 16 (30:43):
Just come here, Larry, you know, get over here. You're
poky pine breath. I'm not gonna hurt you. I'm just
gonna take this here hammer and bash your freaking brings him.
Speaker 13 (30:53):
That's all I'm gonna do.
Speaker 15 (30:56):
That might be a tad darker than what we're looking for, sir,
I know what the him. That's a very nice mister Nicholson.
That a very nice read. Thank you, thank you very much. Next, please, next,
mister Bunker.
Speaker 13 (31:08):
GEEZU had a watch you bunky?
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Here?
Speaker 13 (31:11):
Do you ever sheeving Old four Housard Street? There, queens
you meet head you drink that?
Speaker 14 (31:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (31:15):
Yes, yes, sir.
Speaker 15 (31:16):
You'll be reading Larry. It's the top of page eighteen.
I just go ahead when you're ready.
Speaker 6 (31:21):
Geez again with the ply is in the nose, dear geez,
help me lord.
Speaker 13 (31:26):
Thank you, mister Bunker, thank you.
Speaker 15 (31:28):
Next please stallone, Sylvester stallone, page twenty two. You're gonna
be reading Larry. Moe has a line here. If you
don't mind, I'll just throw that in for you just
anytime you're ready.
Speaker 7 (31:39):
Yeah, you.
Speaker 17 (31:43):
Come on, he's quit fooling around, right, No, come on,
we got work to do. No, I ain't kid luckless,
quit fooling around right?
Speaker 3 (31:55):
How he more?
Speaker 17 (31:56):
I can't see no, really, I can't see what's wrong yeah,
I had my eyes closed.
Speaker 18 (32:03):
Thank you, mister Saloon, Thank you absolutely. You know, by
the way, guys, you know this, but I got this script.
It's really beautiful, you know, like we're working on him
for about quite some time now. It's about this dog,
you know, like he wants to become like a box,
you know.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
I love so.
Speaker 13 (32:19):
I figured I traveled in there and it gets to
fight this heavyweight chip like it's cold rocky.
Speaker 16 (32:24):
You know.
Speaker 13 (32:24):
I kind of like the name myself. I'm afraid we
don't have time for that. And thank you. I think
you dumped on my line right there. I wish being
a chance to finish what the paper says.
Speaker 15 (32:34):
Go ahead, please, thank you. I just leave a copy
with the girl out front. Perhaps now we could get
a look at it later, Thank you very much. Next, please,
mister h I'm sorry I can't pronounce this. How's it pronounced?
Speaker 3 (32:48):
Ah?
Speaker 10 (32:49):
Hegen Natowski? Jim, hegen Natowski.
Speaker 13 (32:52):
Okay, if you don't mind, I'll just call you Jim.
Page eighteen. Jim, you'll be reading for Larry. Go ahead, please, Okay, a.
Speaker 10 (33:07):
Soul. You're gonna take these giant pliers and squeeze my
head like a grapefruitky donkey.
Speaker 13 (33:19):
That's that's very nice, Jim. Thank thank you for coming in.
Thank you. Next, number seventy four. I'm sorry I don't
have your name down here.
Speaker 10 (33:27):
Hello, Oh is it right here? I'm off the box, yes,
all right, cause a fundle women. But I do have
weekends off and I am.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
My own boss.
Speaker 15 (33:41):
Mister back. Apparently there's been some kind of mix up
in the front an office. I said, I think there's
a mix up in the front office. I think you
maybe a little too British for this role. Thanks for
coming in, though, Thank you, thank you. Next, please Shatner,
William Shatner. You'll be reading page nineteen curly.
Speaker 13 (33:59):
Check check check it's on, sir, it's on.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
Mo Larry cheez mo Larry Gee.
Speaker 13 (34:07):
Thank you, mister Shadman.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
I want some gee.
Speaker 13 (34:10):
Thank you, sir, Thank you.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
Next.
Speaker 13 (34:13):
Next Lewis, Jerry Lewis, page nineteen curly. Please go ahead,
O it's testing.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Yes, I would wha mo. Please don't know now what
the play is under. No, I was wondering if you
could do.
Speaker 16 (34:28):
I was with the crushing of the flesh and whatnot,
and I was with the blood drippings.
Speaker 13 (34:36):
Well, thank you, thank you, mister Lewis, Thank you. We'll
be in touch.
Speaker 15 (34:41):
All right, folks, Let's let's break for lunch. We'll get
back here in an hour or so. Oh all right, guys,
what do you what do you think?
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Well, I'll tell you. I think's the only one with
any solid comedy background is Jerry Lewis. I think we
will look at Jerry the naughty professor. You call out
a solid comedy background, Give me a break. Look, look,
I think we want to show him today. He's leaving
tomor that film festival in Paris. Oh yeah, yeah, what do.
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everybody's gonna think he's a genius. Hey, this guy'd be
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Oh, I forgot, Hey, did we read that Bobby de
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Come on, you gotta be kidding me, the Neiro Come on,
See that guy's a loser.
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He'll never make it in this business.
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Get him.
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And by the wing who booked this clown shot there?
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Anyway?
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With that rug, I mean, come mine, damn and I have.
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A better rug in the living room for my God,
looks like he's got a hamster on the top of
his hands.
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What is that?
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And talk about no acting of Billy.
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This guy can't even do himself.
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In next week, when a young Tom Hanks appears in
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I got brand new sweetheart.
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Some pannies for huh.
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Open notes to me.
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Got the gloves.
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There to put them on you for the first time,
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When you take them off, remember to blow in them
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Good love?
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Hey boys?
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How you doing?
Speaker 14 (39:22):
High?
Speaker 6 (39:22):
Love?
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Five jorda side?
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Speaker 2 (39:29):
Gloves A?
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Here we go, ladies and gentlemen, did you know the
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They're running short on assassins.
Speaker 3 (39:37):
They were.
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What they did they brought him to the FBI building.
They brought the first one up there and said, hey,
come here. You see in that room right there, and
here's your wife. She set to that room. I want
you to take this loaded dyed millimeter pistol going there
and killed your wife. Oh that's how we'll if you
(40:00):
got what it takes to be an assassin. The first
boy went in there, closed the door. He's gone about
fifteen or twenty minutes. Come back out, cry, I can't
do it. I ain't got what it takes. I can't
kill my wife. He said, all right, get out of here.
Second guy, hew, your wife sitting in that room. Here's
a good go shoot her.
Speaker 3 (40:17):
Huh.
Speaker 14 (40:18):
That boy walked in there, here's golf. About ten minutes,
come back out, cried, I can't.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
Kill my wife.
Speaker 14 (40:23):
I ain't got what it takes.
Speaker 8 (40:24):
I can't kill the mother my children.
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Papa pa pa, Pa pa pa.
Speaker 13 (40:40):
He was quite for a minute.
Speaker 1 (40:41):
Then a struggle went on.
Speaker 2 (40:43):
Oh, it was.
Speaker 14 (40:43):
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Speaker 13 (40:51):
Her to death with a chair.
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Oil, Good morning Nerd, John Boyn Billy, and good morning
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But for the first time this year, I passed.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
On doing the commencement speech and give my slot over
to our newly promoted dean of students, youth Pastor, Ricky
Dale Gilmore. And here's the reason I decided to do that. See,
I graduated in high school back in nineteen sixty eight,
which don't seem all that long ago to me, you know,
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but fifty years that's a mighty long time. If my graduation,
if a'd a drugs come on wrinkled up doll boy
from nineteen eighteen out to tell me how the world works,
I wouldn't have heard a word he said. I said, Ricky,
you're the man this year. And Ricky says, well, sure
is a shame. You ain't gonna talk at graduation. You
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are to deliver your commencement speech the next time you
go on the radio show. Well, so I run it
past the big show people and they said, well, they
were really looking for what the stand up comedy folks
calls a tight five so indifference to today's so called
busy modern lifestyle. Here's the cliff Notes bullet point version.
(16:11):
I like to call ten things you need to know
about life that you won't care a lot about for
the next thirty or forty years, but you ought to
hear them anyway. Let's begin Number one. Kanye West is
an idiot. I don't mean to start off picking on
old Kanye, although he's a sure enough idiot I've.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
Ever seen one.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
But what I'm saying is all of your modern pop
cultural icons are idiots. Lady god Jah runs around in
a bathing suit made out of rib steaks. If you
reckon she's got any useful insight for the modern teenage
gals and look up to her so much. Oh and
let's talk about all the.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
Pro athletes the Fellers love so much.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Don't get too romantic about a man just cause it
can play football. Good.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
You know who won the Heisman Trophy.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Of the year.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
I graduated a Feller named Old J.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Simpson. Turns out football ain't even the thing he's the
most famous for. Okay, tip number two for the young folks,
you're an idiot too, no offense. But you folks in
the Internet generation don't know half as much as you
think you do. I know that because my bunch was
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just like you, sapt we didn't have cell phones in
Facebook to spread our ignorance around the world. Of course,
the real problem ain't the stuff you don't know, it's
the stuff you do know that just ain't so.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
Number three.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Everybody you know is an idiot. If you don't blame me,
take a look at you all on the Facebook every
once in a while. Then there's number four. Taxation with
represent ain't so hot either. You'll know a lot more
about that once you've drawn a regular paycheck.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
Or two.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Number five, it ain't no such thing as fun for
the whole family. That'll make more sense to you once
you've had a young inner. Two Number six. A man
wants the same thing from a woman as he does
from a pair of underwear, a little bit of freedom
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and a little bit of support. Number seven. Old people
don't drive slow just to get on your nerves. It's
just that we're the only ones nowadays that's got time
to do the speed limits up next. No, this is
a little bit of bad news for the young folks.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
Number eight, You're all going to hell.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
I know that's might sound to tad dark for inspirational message.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
To young folks, But I'm a preacher.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
What am I gonna do not tell you you're going
to hell? Now? I didn't make this up, y'all. Romans
three twenty three says, quote all have sinned and fall
short of the glory of God. That means everybody from
the weird gal with the earrings stuck in her lower
lip to the quarterback of the dead gum football team.
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But I ain't gonna leave y'all a hanging there. Let's
move on to item number nine. The wages of sin
is death, but the gift of God is eternal life
through Christ Jesus our Lord quote unquote. Wages see are
something you earn, but a gift is something somebody gives
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you for free. That's why they call it the good news. Beloved,
There's a whole lot more to it than that, But
I said i'd keep it tight. So here's one final
tip for the class of twenty and eighteen. Number ten.
Never miss a good chance to shut up. Or my
daddy used to say, it ain't a bad idea to
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keep your mouth shutter once in a while, even when
you know what you're talking about. Well, and that right
there sounds like an exit line if I ever hear one.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
Oh, by the way, I'll be doing the full thirty
minute Come.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
To Jesus version of my commencement address during our annual
Salute to graduates that's coming up this Sunday morning at.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
Eleven o'clock am.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Right here at the Sword of Joshua Independent fool Gosper Pennycoastal, Latimbly,
just off State Road twenty three. On this here's the
Reverend Billeray Collins remainingions it's time to turn so you
don't burn John Boyn Billy?
Speaker 3 (20:41):
Is that yo?
Speaker 2 (20:41):
Keep them straight up?
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Our deal? Well, that's play our wordy word game. Come
on first rounds of the week one eight hundred Big
Show you told free line, get a gouple contestants and
play next Good Monday morning, June seventeen, you got a
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big show on the radio. Man, We got your feature
track from the Big Show, Big Box red sens here
and good with the penny Assassins says him. Funny when
I'm sorting his name. He warn't his pennies at the
Big Show dot comfit box figureing on their God money
can't get there. We'll gonna use some of you, lady
(21:41):
to play maker. Iven.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
I went everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
They can't wear anywhere.
Speaker 14 (21:46):
Don't worry anywhere.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Lets meet the contestants. We got Robbed from Bishopville, South Carolina.
Home with a lizard man. Good morning, Rob, Good morning,
John Boy, welcome mondy Hey, we Gotjimmy and Geneva, Georgia.
Good morning, Jimmy. Hello, y'y boy. Hellold Jimmy. Don't touch Jimmy.
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Jimmy on Tator's side.
Speaker 6 (22:10):
Hel je.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Round John more raph. Okay, boys, you know what we do.
Let's get to the two rounds. Jimmy, you relax, Me
and Rob will go for the first thirty seconds. All right, Rob,
are you ready?
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Yes, sir?
Speaker 1 (22:25):
All right, well let's see what we can do. Start
the clock. Now. You have one these a year. Happy birthday.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
Yeah, uh huh.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
I love you.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
A lot. Yeah uh huh.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Hey when you get the blank, if you win, you
get the what the blank package?
Speaker 3 (22:45):
Right?
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Yes, this is on the weekend. First of the weekend
tomorrow is water. Yes, okay, live on ten blanks of
land or the back forty Yeah, good work there, Rob,
You give him out Bob on the board. Yeah, when
(23:12):
you throw them on Saturdays in there today, we'll trick
you up there, you joke.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Let's say what Jimmy and Tator can do for their
round one? Just as good. Jimmy, are you ready? I'm ready?
Speaker 3 (23:31):
Let's do it?
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Okay, ready, go all right? The ocean.
Speaker 6 (23:35):
I live by the what yet you set?
Speaker 3 (23:39):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (23:40):
You set these a bear?
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Or you know?
Speaker 3 (23:43):
Yep?
Speaker 6 (23:44):
Hey, this is when you holler really loud a what
did you just do?
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (23:49):
Hey, I tell I tell these and I hope people laugh.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Y uh huh.
Speaker 6 (23:55):
This is another name for your father.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
This is horror. He steals.
Speaker 6 (24:03):
He's on the ocean and he steals from other ships.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
Pirate.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Ah, man, look at y'all. I want you to do good.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Not that good.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
You had a six on the board and took the lead.
All right, we got us a game going on, right,
all right, Rob, let's see what we can do. All
depends on the way the words fall. Let's see what
we got, old guy like that one? All right? You ready?
Speaker 3 (24:25):
Rob?
Speaker 10 (24:27):
You heard?
Speaker 3 (24:27):
All right?
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Start the clock now. The opposite of young is oh yes,
ha ha ha, what did I do?
Speaker 6 (24:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Okay, you gotta make blank when the sun shines. Hey, yeah,
uh huh blank blank your birthday, daw end to music. Blank,
have a party. Let's blank the fourth or July. What
are we gonna do? We blank the fourth or July? Yes,
uh huh blank of field gold you blanket field gold
(25:00):
the soccer ball. Yes, yes, all right, he likes all right,
another five, so that isn't ten, but old table is
set for Tater and Jimmy. Four will tie, five will
win it. Jimmy, are you ready?
Speaker 10 (25:20):
I am ready and go.
Speaker 6 (25:22):
I have pen and a piece of what hunt a
baby cat. When you're a sailor, you have lots of these.
You stop in one. Yes, wow wow, hey, uh uh,
Santa Claus, this shook like a bowl full of.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
Some people.
Speaker 6 (25:47):
This is the kind of death they are. It's your
you're this death.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
You're a h and that is over time.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
It is end of ten.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
We go over time. Alright, hereta still allows coming down
to fifteen second overtime. See what we can do a
rob me and you I remember only fifteen seconds. We
got all right, we'll get it. Okay, let's see what
we can do. Uh oh, were picking up on that
(26:22):
last one. Okay, let's start the clock. Now the hearing test.
They put these in your headphone. Some are high, some
are low. What are they? Yes?
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Uh huh?
Speaker 1 (26:35):
You putting this around a picture on the wall? Yes,
uh huh. You get a drink at the water fountain? No,
no alcohol alcohol. Yes, it was bar, but it was
after the buzzer. But we did get a two on
there too. All right, Jimmy and tatter for fifteen too,
(26:58):
will force double over time, three will win. We could
add a three that dude, you Oh never mind, Jimmy,
good Jackie. Are you ready, Jimmy?
Speaker 10 (27:09):
I am ready and go.
Speaker 6 (27:12):
A corn dog is beat on a what? Yes, a
dog does this with his tail.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Tie up?
Speaker 6 (27:21):
This is where you live. You live at with your
parents home.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
This is win.
Speaker 6 (27:31):
Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Well, boys, that was a good game.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Y'all got it?
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Rob, We're gonna give you another shot down the road,
all right, buddy, Hey, I appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
And can I give a.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Shout out what I got?
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Of course you can. Hey, let's go creepy hollo honed
house softball team. Let's bring home up victory tomorrow. A Rob,
good luck, to y'all boys, We appreciate you. Jimmy down Geneva.
You got your prize pack dollars were the Bull's not products.
Good game, man, Okay, I'm good. First time color youn boy.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Had a boy.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio Monday, bit request,
we got money? Lincoln at a rowing Oak, Virginia. Mina says, hey,
y'all remember the one when they were auditioning for the
Three Stooges. You guys always made me laugh and thank
you Moni. We know what you're talking about, and it's
coming up next. Good morning, that's big show on the radio.
(28:53):
By request time here money and Lincoln not of Rowing Oak,
Virginia got us. This one was Rizzo tiers one Monty.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
Yes, that is it.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Quits money, this'sen it.
Speaker 12 (29:09):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode The
New Stooges. The year is nineteen sixty eight. Universal Studios
is casting actors for a proposed revival of the legendary
Three Stooges comedy series. We take you out to a
casting call at a soundstage on the Universal back lot.
Speaker 15 (29:31):
All right, folks, the project you're reading for is called
The New Three stooges. Now, I'm sure you're all familiar
with the original characters, but please feel free to throw
on your own personal touch when I call your name.
Speaker 13 (29:43):
Step up, give us your reading.
Speaker 15 (29:45):
Let's see Mason, James Mason, you'll be reading the part
from Moe top of page seventeen.
Speaker 13 (29:51):
On your script.
Speaker 7 (29:55):
Kelly, you perky pain the fit. I'm going to have
to grib your news with this place. Give the movie
here and then, because you're really stunting to.
Speaker 13 (30:05):
Get in my news. Thank you, mister Mason, Thank you,
Thank you, Thank you, sir. Is this the current photo?
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Yes?
Speaker 13 (30:12):
All right, actually, thank you, thank you. Next Nicholson, Jack Nicholson.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
You know.
Speaker 16 (30:20):
You know, Larry, you're really starting to pitch me off. Man,
You're really getting on my nerves. Come over here a minute, Maron,
just get over here. And I said, come over here, Larry,
I'm not gonna hurt you. Swear to God, I'm not
gonna hurt you. I'm just going to gouge your freaking
(30:40):
nice a hound. That's all I'm gonna do.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Larry.
Speaker 16 (30:43):
Just come here, Larry, you know, get over here. You're
poky pine breath. I'm not gonna hurt you. I'm just
gonna take this here hammer and bash your freaking brings him.
Speaker 13 (30:53):
That's all I'm gonna do.
Speaker 15 (30:56):
That might be a tad darker than what we're looking for, sir,
I know what the him. That's a very nice mister Nicholson.
That a very nice read. Thank you, thank you very much. Next, please, next,
mister Bunker.
Speaker 13 (31:08):
GEEZU had a watch you bunky?
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Here?
Speaker 13 (31:11):
Do you ever sheeving Old four Housard Street? There, queens
you meet head you drink that?
Speaker 14 (31:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (31:15):
Yes, yes, sir.
Speaker 15 (31:16):
You'll be reading Larry. It's the top of page eighteen.
I just go ahead when you're ready.
Speaker 6 (31:21):
Geez again with the ply is in the nose, dear geez,
help me lord.
Speaker 13 (31:26):
Thank you, mister Bunker, thank you.
Speaker 15 (31:28):
Next please stallone, Sylvester stallone, page twenty two. You're gonna
be reading Larry. Moe has a line here. If you
don't mind, I'll just throw that in for you just
anytime you're ready.
Speaker 7 (31:39):
Yeah, you.
Speaker 17 (31:43):
Come on, he's quit fooling around, right, No, come on,
we got work to do. No, I ain't kid luckless,
quit fooling around right?
Speaker 3 (31:55):
How he more?
Speaker 17 (31:56):
I can't see no, really, I can't see what's wrong yeah,
I had my eyes closed.
Speaker 18 (32:03):
Thank you, mister Saloon, Thank you absolutely. You know, by
the way, guys, you know this, but I got this script.
It's really beautiful, you know, like we're working on him
for about quite some time now. It's about this dog,
you know, like he wants to become like a box,
you know.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
I love so.
Speaker 13 (32:19):
I figured I traveled in there and it gets to
fight this heavyweight chip like it's cold rocky.
Speaker 16 (32:24):
You know.
Speaker 13 (32:24):
I kind of like the name myself. I'm afraid we
don't have time for that. And thank you. I think
you dumped on my line right there. I wish being
a chance to finish what the paper says.
Speaker 15 (32:34):
Go ahead, please, thank you. I just leave a copy
with the girl out front. Perhaps now we could get
a look at it later, Thank you very much. Next, please,
mister h I'm sorry I can't pronounce this. How's it pronounced?
Speaker 3 (32:48):
Ah?
Speaker 10 (32:49):
Hegen Natowski? Jim, hegen Natowski.
Speaker 13 (32:52):
Okay, if you don't mind, I'll just call you Jim.
Page eighteen. Jim, you'll be reading for Larry. Go ahead, please, Okay, a.
Speaker 10 (33:07):
Soul. You're gonna take these giant pliers and squeeze my
head like a grapefruitky donkey.
Speaker 13 (33:19):
That's that's very nice, Jim. Thank thank you for coming in.
Thank you. Next, number seventy four. I'm sorry I don't
have your name down here.
Speaker 10 (33:27):
Hello, Oh is it right here? I'm off the box, yes,
all right, cause a fundle women. But I do have
weekends off and I am.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
My own boss.
Speaker 15 (33:41):
Mister back. Apparently there's been some kind of mix up
in the front an office. I said, I think there's
a mix up in the front office. I think you
maybe a little too British for this role. Thanks for
coming in, though, Thank you, thank you. Next, please Shatner,
William Shatner. You'll be reading page nineteen curly.
Speaker 13 (33:59):
Check check check it's on, sir, it's on.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
Mo Larry cheez mo Larry Gee.
Speaker 13 (34:07):
Thank you, mister Shadman.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
I want some gee.
Speaker 13 (34:10):
Thank you, sir, Thank you.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
Next.
Speaker 13 (34:13):
Next Lewis, Jerry Lewis, page nineteen curly. Please go ahead,
O it's testing.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Yes, I would wha mo. Please don't know now what
the play is under. No, I was wondering if you
could do.
Speaker 16 (34:28):
I was with the crushing of the flesh and whatnot,
and I was with the blood drippings.
Speaker 13 (34:36):
Well, thank you, thank you, mister Lewis, Thank you. We'll
be in touch.
Speaker 15 (34:41):
All right, folks, Let's let's break for lunch. We'll get
back here in an hour or so. Oh all right, guys,
what do you what do you think?
Speaker 5 (34:49):
Well, I'll tell you. I think's the only one with
any solid comedy background is Jerry Lewis. I think we
will look at Jerry the naughty professor. You call out
a solid comedy background, Give me a break. Look, look,
I think we want to show him today. He's leaving
tomor that film festival in Paris. Oh yeah, yeah, what do.
Speaker 12 (35:02):
You think he's gonna go to France all of a sudden,
everybody's gonna think he's a genius. Hey, this guy'd be
lucky to get a job hosting a telethon US.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Oh, I forgot, Hey, did we read that Bobby de
Niro kid for this?
Speaker 14 (35:13):
Come on, you gotta be kidding me, the Neiro Come on,
See that guy's a loser.
Speaker 13 (35:17):
He'll never make it in this business.
Speaker 3 (35:20):
Get him.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
And by the wing who booked this clown shot there?
Speaker 13 (35:23):
Anyway?
Speaker 1 (35:25):
With that rug, I mean, come mine, damn and I have.
Speaker 16 (35:27):
A better rug in the living room for my God,
looks like he's got a hamster on the top of
his hands.
Speaker 19 (35:34):
What is that?
Speaker 16 (35:35):
And talk about no acting of Billy.
Speaker 13 (35:36):
This guy can't even do himself.
Speaker 12 (35:40):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse June.
In next week, when a young Tom Hanks appears in
a soft core porno film, join us for Forrest Hump
next time on John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
Oh Man goes. I felt like sh was really about.
Speaker 3 (36:00):
The good.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
Good morning. It's big show on the radios, yours one
in Big Show, Dan said, wait with my job on
to the album been talking about. Didn't get it? Maybe
you want to spend a little bit more than nine
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in the world will have about you wait to shame them.
Speaker 6 (36:46):
I like it. I like it.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Oh you forgot to say that.
Speaker 13 (36:50):
No, rEFInd this.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
If you had the bit box search for keyword patties,
this is what you'll get. Yes, yea all.
Speaker 19 (37:03):
Warning John Boy, this man, Dad Jack, Dad Rabert honest yes,
and saying hell with you this morning on the broadcast.
If I may ask some of my lawn red for
your boys this morning.
Speaker 6 (37:17):
As you know, I recently started dating again.
Speaker 8 (37:20):
I got brand new sweetheart.
Speaker 3 (37:22):
No, I just love her.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
She's just sweet as she can be. One of the
faithful members of church.
Speaker 6 (37:25):
You know, since Missing Sea passed away and.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
I had been out of the dating sea.
Speaker 8 (37:30):
I was going to pick up a little gift for
my sweetheart. And while I was there, I was going out.
Speaker 10 (37:35):
My sister had me buy.
Speaker 14 (37:37):
Some pannies for huh.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
Well anyway, I decided.
Speaker 8 (37:40):
On these little riding gloves for my sweetheart. Right, and
I bought my sister a pair of pannies. Brother Clark
at the store mixed them up. I wrote a little
note to go with the gloves to my sweetheart.
Speaker 10 (37:52):
Open notes to me.
Speaker 8 (37:53):
She's setting my sweetheart the panties Instead, my sister.
Speaker 3 (37:57):
Got the gloves.
Speaker 8 (37:57):
Are you following me?
Speaker 3 (37:58):
Yeah? I got you.
Speaker 8 (37:59):
I to you so, including with the pennies to my swingheart, which.
Speaker 3 (38:03):
I thought was gloves.
Speaker 8 (38:04):
This little note I read, Okay, darling, I chose these
because I notice you are not.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
In the habit of wearing anything we go out in
the evening.
Speaker 8 (38:14):
If it had not been for your sister, I would
have chosen the long ones with muttons, but she wears
short ones that are easier to remove. These are a
delicate shade. But the lady I bought them from showed
me the ones she had been wearing for the past
three weeks and they were hardly sold at all. I
had her try yours on for me, and she looked
really good.
Speaker 3 (38:36):
I wish I was.
Speaker 8 (38:36):
There to put them on you for the first time,
as no doubt other hands will come in contact with
them before I have a chance to see you again.
When you take them off, remember to blow in them
before I'm putting them away, as there will naturally.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
Be a little dam for wearing.
Speaker 8 (38:53):
Just think how many times I will kiss them during.
Speaker 3 (38:56):
The coming in.
Speaker 8 (38:57):
I hope you will wear them for me on Friday night,
Oh my love.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
Reverend Ernie p s.
Speaker 8 (39:03):
The Lades style is to wear them folded down with a.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
Little first shall.
Speaker 8 (39:08):
Return to my car if you listener, Honey.
Speaker 3 (39:12):
I love you.
Speaker 8 (39:14):
Just keep it going for your headline out here as Gooba.
Speaker 10 (39:17):
That half open ain'ts a line?
Speaker 1 (39:20):
Good love?
Speaker 14 (39:20):
Hey boys?
Speaker 1 (39:21):
How you doing?
Speaker 14 (39:22):
High?
Speaker 6 (39:22):
Love?
Speaker 10 (39:23):
Five jorda side?
Speaker 1 (39:25):
But you care to give me what takes up? Tell
me what's that you wearing?
Speaker 2 (39:29):
Gloves A?
Speaker 14 (39:31):
Here we go, ladies and gentlemen, did you know the
FBI was looking for trading assassins.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
They're running short on assassins.
Speaker 3 (39:37):
They were.
Speaker 14 (39:38):
What they did was having a little try. Now they
dared it down the three guys, there was three left.
What they did they brought him to the FBI building.
They brought the first one up there and said, hey,
come here. You see in that room right there, and
here's your wife. She set to that room. I want
you to take this loaded dyed millimeter pistol going there
and killed your wife. Oh that's how we'll if you
(40:00):
got what it takes to be an assassin. The first
boy went in there, closed the door. He's gone about
fifteen or twenty minutes. Come back out, cry, I can't
do it. I ain't got what it takes. I can't
kill my wife. He said, all right, get out of here.
Second guy, hew, your wife sitting in that room. Here's
a good go shoot her.
Speaker 3 (40:17):
Huh.
Speaker 14 (40:18):
That boy walked in there, here's golf. About ten minutes,
come back out, cried, I can't.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
Kill my wife.
Speaker 14 (40:23):
I ain't got what it takes.
Speaker 8 (40:24):
I can't kill the mother my children.
Speaker 14 (40:26):
I said, all right, son, get on out of here.
Come down to the final boy. He said, you know
what you gotta do, he said, say no more. He
took that gud walked in the room. As soon as
the door shut, he emptied the clip.
Speaker 3 (40:38):
Papa pa pa, Pa pa pa.
Speaker 13 (40:40):
He was quite for a minute.
Speaker 1 (40:41):
Then a struggle went on.
Speaker 2 (40:43):
Oh, it was.
Speaker 14 (40:43):
Smashing and bashing all around there. Final after about ten minutes,
that boy walked down the room. He said, why didn't
you tell me you had black said that gun I
had to beat.
Speaker 13 (40:51):
Her to death with a chair.
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