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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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lopsided game in college football history took place on this date,
nineteen sixteen. It was uh, it was in Atlanta. Cumberland
University lost to Georgia Tech two hundred and twenty two
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to zero.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Okay, remember it was like yesterday.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Who was to coach me? Two twenty two does nothing?
Of course, you need to hear this classic god on too.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Ss rnda rawdy raving pool. This is sat here with
you this morning, flying so low. I know what you're saying.
Why don't you fly so long? Won't be able to
hear you. I go a gooba is not here this morning.
He's been struck down by influenza. He opened his window
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yesterday and influenza in the buckets.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
I just got that out of pool pit. Paunch. You
know what you're saying.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
I said, hey, raw, won't your congregation when you use
that for the pulpit already hear the joking that the
life is hard like my congregation. Listen, this is all
here and the white boy shot.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Ain't no chance that anyway.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
So you'd like to do here, It's.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Entertain you with one of my world famous less analogies
brod cast this morning.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
All right, it was it was a ball game.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
It was a football game.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
It's what it was.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
I Pistol High School a couple.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Of years ago, not the big piss guys, a little
pisk Highs and was a boss and game.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
And oh my goodness, in maryl High School.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Matter of fact, we're playing the best team in the state.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
This team was undefeated, uh huh. And I want you
to know they was whooping us.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
I mean they was whooping us back.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Uh huh.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
This car was fifty nine to nothing and I they
had the.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Fifth string in and we couldn't even get.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Close to score. And everybody was beat up all it
was cab right. So the game was so far out.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Of the way.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
A couple of boys in the stands started hollering for
the coach to put cal Hoon in. Now, cal Hon
ain't never played in a ball game. Calhoun was not
a very good athlete. But so the boys started yelling,
Giff Calhon the ball, Keiff Calhoon the ball.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
I mean, the game was out of reach.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Then they just started Yet pretty soon more people in
the stands picked up the chance and give Carol holding
the ball, little Calhoun. He's sitting on the beach, just
looking around. The score went up till about seventy five,
then nothing, and pretty soon the cheerleaders picked up the chair.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Give call holding the ball, Give Carol.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Holding the ball. Why lead of the score was up
to about eighty five than nothing, and pretty soon the
players on the beach started hollering to the coach, give
cal Holing the ball. Then the spectators on the other
side of the field picked up the chair. By the
time the score was about one hundred and three to nothing.
Late in the game, the spectators on the other side
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was holding give Caro holding the ball.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Then there cheerleaders picked it up.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Give Carol holding the ball.
Speaker 5 (03:46):
Pretty soon the coach of the other.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Team was hollering with everybody and mistake him.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
Give call hol thea blah.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Pretty soon the coach on our.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Team shit Calhoun in the ball.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Wow. They huddled, and they.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Went up to the line and head washed. Everybody, give
Calhoon the.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Mall, or they faked the Calhoun handed off to the
running back.
Speaker 6 (04:10):
It was down.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Give cal Hoon the bar, give car Hoon the mall.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
They hunted again.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
They went up to the line of scrimmage. The quarterback
faked another hand off the caw hoon and give it
to the hard running back and people were still still
hunted by this time. The coach of our team walked
up to the sideline hollering, give car holding the mall.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
So they went back in their husband and they took
too much time. It was a five yard penal.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
They went back in the huddle again. Everybody, honey, give
Calho the mall.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
The call hola ma.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
They huddled.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
They stayed in that huddle.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Another delay of game. Car They was back five yards again,
and another one and another one.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Finally the quarterback of our team walked in the middle
of the field in the hole state given. People driving
by outside the stage was having our heads out the
one deep car hold deft care hold about.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
The quarterback held.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
His hands and he made a complete circle and the
fifty yard line in the middle of the field with
his hands and everything.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
The whole stadium grew quiet. It was so quiet you
can have a pandra. The quarterback put his hands up
to his mouth.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
And said, calhoon, say he don't walk the ball. Enjoying
this little analogy as much as I.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
That was a good one.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Now I have another one. No, no, no, maybe I
said that today. Who goes on a good night?
Speaker 4 (05:46):
We're there?
Speaker 7 (05:47):
We go?
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Sure I got Georgia said, don't play that again. Well,
let's play beat the Blonde. That'd be fun. When I
haven't heard Prize bag one. Ain't hundred Big show you
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meet a contestant. He is Chuck at a Windsor, North Carolina.
Good morning, Chuck, it says John Boys here, y'all, buddy,
welcome in here. All right, man, you know we're gonna
do ask tell you some questions. You agree or disagree
whether you think she's right or wrong? Two bells before,
two buzzers, and you went, how about that sounds good?
Speaker 6 (07:12):
All right?
Speaker 1 (07:12):
All right, Marci. Two animals at the London Zoo, Yes,
each weighing more than two tons, died as a result
of trying to mate. What kind of animals were they?
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Kind of animals for me?
Speaker 5 (07:33):
All right?
Speaker 2 (07:33):
At the zoo at two two.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Tons of.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Hippos?
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Okay, okay, So you're saying hippospopotamus and you were thinking elephants.
I heard out loud, Chuck. So you agree or disagree
with Marcy's She said hippos, Yes she did. Yeah, thank
you a little smarter than me on that. And I'll
go with hippos. So you're gonna agree.
Speaker 6 (07:59):
And and.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Actually neither one of you had rhinoceroses, the rhinos. You
were gloves with the hippos.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
They're not even cute.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
They are, all right, mother, let's go here, Oh he go,
Marsile's go to Cosmopolitan magazine. I'm getting Chuck. Nothing thumb
through that on a regular one.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
You don't know, Chuck, are you want?
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Cosmo once said that Mother Nature intended for a woman
to do something once a year.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
What was it?
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Renew the subscription the Cosmo? Mother Nature said have a baby.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Mother Nature said woman should have a baby once a year. Chuck,
agree or disagree? Man, I will disagree on that one. No, yes,
he had a right have a baby three months off
and then let's go Chuck. My goodness, man, I didn't
(09:10):
do you good well that Cosmo. I'll try to talk
you out of it ahead of it because I talk.
Speaker 5 (09:16):
Yeah, that was count you kind of rough.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Rough on me today. We'll get you a nice consolation
prize there, Chuck, you hang on for jackies.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
All right?
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Man, can't give a shout out? Yes, sir, you go ahead,
give a shout out all the law enforcement first responders
and all the people western North Carolina, uh suffering from
the store. Thank you so much, Chuck. Appreciate you, buddy,
all I appreciate you. Bottom of the hour, tropp of
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You know, Clarence perfected the deep freezing method used for
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birds bird's Eye frozen dinners. Oh Clarence Bird's eyes person name.
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Over here?
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He's like, oh man.
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You want to hear something.
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The lamathon?
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All right, Well, hang on here we were talking about Lennon,
John Lennon early this morning. It was nineteen seventy five.
He won his immigration case. Back then they were a
little tougher on immigrants. They're trying to kick one of
the Beatles out of the country following the Wall. You know. Well,
he had a studio over here in America. Him and
(18:29):
Yoga was trying to make some music. Oh yeah, we
got it rolled.
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Up one that has a little bit up attential.
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So this is a wolf okay, public.
Speaker 11 (18:50):
A minea wolfs ball?
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Interesting way that started.
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Off with a thron his heads and dramatic tension.
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There a lot.
Speaker 11 (19:03):
The bartender says, I have to ask, what's the story is?
Frank says, started with a little water on the Lehi.
This is still kind of people sitting in the.
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Sitting in.
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The bar in the bark city. I think I've got it.
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Yes, you miss it.
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It's an old joke.
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That's funny, but it's not the only one.
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What did some struggle.
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Someday?
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John?
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That's good. I believe that.
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Hell hell.
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Well, I can see what that might curve.
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Yes, the frogs?
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Does it have to be a Perhaps it could be
a tiger or something a little more.
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I do like it though, But who you are? Larry? Alright, y'all,
let's play our wordy word one eight hundred Big show
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Everybody's head about the bear.
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Love, the birdie word, the worthy word. All right, here
we got a tiebreaker going, y'all. From Thursday to random,
Big Show listeners got together for a double overtime time.
Speaker 5 (21:37):
I said, our rights.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Meet back here on Monday morning and sere we can
settle it. Mike for Mobile Alabama is on the John
Boy side. Ronald from Henderson, Kentucky his on team Tater.
Good morning again, boys on morning right, good y'all been
worried yourself sick? But who's gonna win this three match?
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I'm gonna win it.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
I never thought about it.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Let's do it, all right, radal you relax, me and
Mike for the first thirty All right, Mike, are you ready?
Speaker 10 (22:16):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (22:17):
All right here, all right, Marsy get situated there and
get that up there. Yeah, okay, okay, all right, okay,
yeah now I'm ready, okay, all right, We're start the
clock now, okay. Inauguration, the President will give a what
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stend up and talk?
Speaker 5 (22:40):
Give a.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Yeah, uh huh, readers blank a little book you used
to get readers.
Speaker 12 (22:47):
Yet?
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Yes, uh huh? All right, blank, ho, yelled Columbus blank ho.
Not the sea, but the you're on it, you see? Yes, yes, okay,
don't be proud, don't brag, be blank, be very what
you're just yes, don't it. I'm sorry, but three on
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the board. Three?
Speaker 4 (23:13):
All right?
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Did Ronald and Tater for round one? You ready?
Speaker 4 (23:17):
Ronald, ready and.
Speaker 12 (23:20):
Go Tim McGraw song, Be blank and kind like down
to earth. Be blank, don't be boastful, be blink.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Yes, oh I could take a nap. I am so blank.
Speaker 4 (23:34):
Yep.
Speaker 12 (23:35):
This is what happens to your body after you die.
It starts to break down. The tooth will have this too,
and you have to get a filling. Yes, this is
what happens to your face. You get lines on it. Yep,
the opposite of even.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Oh right, well, don't go, y'all. Put a five on
the board. Good round took the lead by two.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Sat there all smuggling with.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Somebody I thought the one doing. Oh lord, it's hard
to be blank when you're perfect and everyway, Yes, I
think of it now. All right, there we go, moving on,
moving on. All right, Mike, here we go, start the
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cloud now. They're white. The word no, you ain't gonna
charge me on that.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
No, I don't think you should charge.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
The word was cloud, and I said, start the cloud now, yeah,
thank you very much, Marsa. You know I wouldn't have
charged you with that either.
Speaker 4 (24:42):
You're not gonna lose a point because the clock wasn't.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Running, all right, so we still have the word. Oh god,
I had a good one too. They were puffy and
white in the sky. Start the cloud down. Ok alright,
here we go, let me concentrate. All right, we got it.
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We got all right, Mike, here we go. Here we go,
start the clock.
Speaker 12 (25:09):
Now.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
He was a rock and roller billy. What yes, uh huh?
When you start a fire, you were guilty of Arthur?
Speaker 5 (25:19):
Yes, the big.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Shrimp or the blank shrimp. Also an elephant's name blank drop.
They had a movie. Yeah, this is where you speak
Italian in this country. Get the pizza. Yeah, okay, a
cup and blank you set your coffee cup on one
of these little plates. Also a flying what Arthur, here
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you go siting there with a flying o'kay? Oh right,
had a boy, Mike, we put a five on the board,
an eight.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Okay, so we're letting the Italian fly.
Speaker 4 (25:50):
Yeah, at this point I.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Knew he'd whipped my ass. I don't want any bloodshed,
and Ronald totally screw it up. You know which is possible?
The three will tie, four will win. Ready go, but hey,
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you I don't know. Okay, you're nice of me. I'm
going to be nice to get into the game.
Speaker 4 (26:22):
All right, all right, okay, here we go.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
You clock, okay, ready go.
Speaker 12 (26:28):
All right, you're shopping. What's the total blank of the bill.
What's the total blank of the bill? Yeah, it's it's
it's this means like the total number, the total blank
of the total blank of the job is going to
be uh this you blank to nothing? He blanks to nothing?
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You you you hate y'all, Johnny, just over the leffing.
I get, I get you give a clue, You.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
Give a clue, John I have to Mike one.
Speaker 10 (27:10):
Road time.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
I'm pretty sure we could have given her another thirty seconds.
All right, Okay, No, I don't know what to say. Okay,
the blank you oh, it is four dollars. What's the word, Mike, do.
Speaker 4 (27:24):
You know the word bill your bill.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
No, it's not a bill, but if you want to
pay a partiality, that's what it is. Yes, I'm sorry,
this was funny. All right, Jackie tells me both of
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y'all get a prize package. All right, all right, okay,
well good deal boys, I y'all, I go, oh yeah,
shout out.
Speaker 5 (27:57):
I go ahead, shall.
Speaker 11 (28:00):
About three boys, Ronnie Earn and Brian and my lovely
white dumb.
Speaker 4 (28:03):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Gout that to my wife Bobby Jane winstonham.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
Roll tod.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Good morning, I got the big showing the radio very
request time, and gentlemen, start your clown. Reggie Perkins out
of Beckley, West Virginia, says, please play the gentleman Rayford's
golden album.
Speaker 10 (28:29):
Bid.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
We're doing Reggie coming up next. Good morning, big showing
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radio request about this time every monting through Friday. I
got Reggie Perkins out of Beckley, West Virginia. You get
your requoes right now.
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Regie will go General Tom Sadler and Robert d.
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Raefer.
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They've had their ups and downs over the years, but
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You don't bring me flowers, You don't sing.
Speaker 5 (29:31):
Me honor talk to me anymore.
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Going through the door.
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At the end of the you'll get me free and
it surtud there's wine purvay.
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That's who said, are you Pitches or her?
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I forget Raefe and the gym Old Gold twenty two
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They say? All of won't pay the red sports earned.
Our money is all and spent.
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Where you get that stuff? I don't know if all
that's true, but you got me and baby.
Speaker 5 (30:34):
I got you, babe, I got you, babe, I got
your bribe.
Speaker 8 (30:46):
From R and B classics.
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He's leaving, leaving on that big fat train Chargia.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Leaving on that big fat train the torture.
Speaker 4 (31:00):
And he's going, Maga fine Lord God to fine the
flat made times. Oh yeah, I'll be winning.
Speaker 5 (31:11):
Oh no you will.
Speaker 10 (31:13):
I'm on that big fat train Georgia, living on the
big fat tan Georgia.
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To Southern Gospel standards.
Speaker 4 (31:24):
I'm Saint Tenor and me and little brother and going
in there scene in this hirst come.
Speaker 8 (31:32):
From and everything in between.
Speaker 4 (31:35):
Our family leave. I'll come on my sisters with me.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
We are family.
Speaker 5 (31:45):
Who there our big Reba.
Speaker 8 (31:49):
Two CDs eighteen ninety five, two cassettes fifteen ninety five,
two eight tracks six fifty.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
They were dancing and say there and moving through the groove,
and just then hit man.
Speaker 5 (32:02):
I'm bad here, turned.
Speaker 4 (32:03):
Around and shot it.
Speaker 9 (32:05):
Pay that fucking music, quite boy, play that funking music.
Broad Pay that funking music, White boy, pay down.
Speaker 5 (32:19):
The bookie, and pay that funking music.
Speaker 4 (32:22):
Sy you die young.
Speaker 8 (32:26):
I don't want crank this shutter rape in the general.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Pay that funking music.
Speaker 8 (32:32):
Kicking it old school on old got available now at
your favorite story and stories you don't like to.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
Whars, We gotta work up an act.
Speaker 5 (32:44):
You don't do that on the stage.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
We don't actually want to see it. Good morning, big
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show's on the radio. You like a Mister Rubarb cut
for your John Moonebilly album? Keyword for this story, Arthie.
Speaker 5 (33:26):
Thank you you hit it.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
Good morning, kiddies.
Speaker 13 (33:31):
This is your always friendly and sometimes borderline creepy pal,
Mister Rubarb with a special animal Story edition of Mister
Rubarb's story Time. I heard you guys are getting a
lot of hate mail from animal lovers lately.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
I'm here to help, oh boy. Actually, most of the
hate mail was from your last segment.
Speaker 13 (33:53):
I'm still gonna try to help. This is the story
of Arfie the Dog. Arfie was small jack Russell Terrier
who was normally a happy, go lucky dog. He would
chase tennis balls, he would play nice with all the
other little doggies, and even eat cheap store brand dried
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dog food without making a fuss. By all appearances, Arfe
was a dog without a care in the world. But
on this fateful afternoon, things would be different. One day,
Arfi's master was walking him along a trail at the
local city park when suddenly a man all dressed in
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black jumped out of the bushes in front of them.
His face was ghostly white, and he began waving his
arms annoyingly at Arfi's master. The mysterious stranger spoke not
a word, but proceeded to pretend first that he was
trapped in a box, and then that he was pulling
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on a long rope while walking against a strong wind.
Seeing the look on his master's face, Arfy leaped into
action with a low growl.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
He jumped and sank his.
Speaker 13 (35:12):
Teeth into the mysterious stranger's leg with what a low
growl Instantly, Rfie got a sickened look in his eyes
and released his prey. He began to stumble around in circles,
vomiting wildly.
Speaker 5 (35:33):
Do you have a sound for that?
Speaker 1 (35:37):
Not real? Wildly?
Speaker 13 (35:39):
Well still hacking, Rfi dragged his tongue all over the
grass in an attempt to remove the stranger's foul essence
from his mouth. It was on that fateful day that
Arfie the dog learned a valuable lesson. A mine is
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a terrible thing to taste. I almost forgot. The mom
got tetanitis from the.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
Dog bite and died. There you go, guys.
Speaker 13 (36:10):
Everybody hates mimes, even animal huggers.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
That ought to get them off your back for a while.
You're welcome.
Speaker 13 (36:19):
I heard y'all talking about Barbie Dolls the other day
on their birthday. Have you heard about the new teenage
Barbie Doll? No, you'll wander up and she resents you.
I saw that until next time. This is mister Rubarb saying.
This is mister rubarb. Carry on straight, people, that's no good.
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Let me try it.
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We down?
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We gone? That's google. How about this one?
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Kill whitey.
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I'll tell you why I work on it. Some morre
and have something really see you lose yours later.
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