October 28, 2024 • 38 mins
Monday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, you can’t swing a black cat without hitting a Halloween funny in here!.. - Hoyt and the boys have their “I Hate Halloween” song.. - we’ve got the trailer for the new “Walking Dad” series.. - Clyde the Camel inspires the classic novel, “Frankenstein”.. - We’ll pull out another Top 10 Bad Halloween Costumes from years past.. - Terry Hanson will “Put A Spell on You”.. - Bob Ibach has a new offer for the sports fans on your Holiday shopping list.. - and Oliver offers your kids advise on maximizing their Halloween haul…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
It's a Big Show on the radio, wanting to you. Monday,
October twenty eighth. Today's feature track from the Big Show
bed box Oliver with tips for increasing your Halloween Candy
Hall and he should know there's for keywords Candy Hall
when you hit the bit box at the Big Show
dot Com air right owns play beat the blonde. We
(00:48):
got a blonde that take type. Let's get our contestant,
Kathy out of Greenville, North Carolina. Good morning, Kathy, Hey,
good morning, how are you doing good? All right, Cavy,
you just got to read tay unless you know for
sure agree or disagree with her answers. Two bails for
(01:11):
two buzzers and you win. All right, what we can do?
He well, Tayter, you might have noticed that every presidential
press conference at the White House ends with the same line.
What's the line?
Speaker 3 (01:27):
And that horse you rode in on.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Sends back?
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Right?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Well, my second answer is thank you, no more questions.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Thank you, no more questions, is what Tata says.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Cavvy.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
You agree or disagree, disagree, disagree with that, and that
was the thing to do with the answers. Thank you,
mister president. That's the cue to the press cort, We're done. Okay,
that's it, so you're close. He got half right, but
Kathy got it all. There's one bell. Good work.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
There we go.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
So let's go back to the White House.
Speaker 6 (02:11):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Why not? According to White House insiders, President Biden had
something put into his executive bathtub to help him relax. Okay,
what is it? Would that be?
Speaker 3 (02:28):
I don't know. Fifty five gallons of Ben and Jerry's
chunky monkey.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Appreciate that visual?
Speaker 3 (02:41):
He put a jacuzzie tub in, put.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
A jacouzzie in the executive batub to help Biden relax.
I don't know how much more he can. What you got, Kenny,
and that was a war old pool? Is that the
same thing?
Speaker 7 (03:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:02):
I guess what. Yes, you're right about that. Look at
you thanking like Biden? Come on, all right, here we
go go win it to lose it right here? Kethy
mins he According to the noted anthropologist Edmund Carpenter.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Oh, Eddie, Yeah, does making love and total darkness make
it more enjoyable?
Speaker 2 (03:30):
How ugly was missus Carpenter?
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Well this feels like more of an opinion question, but
I'm going to say, according to Edmund, yes, it made
it more enjoyable.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Edmond says, make a love in total darkness makes it
more enjoyable. So Kathy agree or disagree? I disagree, but
I bet you're gonna try it now. Does study show
(04:05):
that your other senses are heightened in the dark. It's
not all about ugly, daddy.
Speaker 7 (04:17):
We're gonna make it.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
We don't make you happy, daddy, before we hang up
on your baby, you hold on all right, okay, but
his name is Edmond. Turn the lights off. It'll make
it more enjoyable. Bottom when ago, You're right? Barry's Buckle's news.
(04:40):
That's that music you know? It is time of your
bottom of a gur report? All right it.
Speaker 8 (05:22):
Yeah, morning, babe, show's on the radio.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Halloween Weak here we on to twenty eight and get
a little boogers ready for Thursday night trick or treat?
Good time to call our agent.
Speaker 9 (05:36):
You're all Dracula's Castle Seegar speaking.
Speaker 10 (05:41):
Hey, Hey, this is John Boy. Billy is the count
in Can we speak to a place?
Speaker 9 (05:46):
I'm sorry, Count Dracula is in Trancelvannia on the business
and want to be back until next Thursday.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Oh come on, now, Halloween's just a couple of days.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Away.
Speaker 10 (05:56):
Is he really out of town?
Speaker 9 (05:57):
Well, actually he's just a little behind all some paperwork.
Uh huh, and he gave me at least of all
the people. He has no interest in talking too.
Speaker 10 (06:07):
Well, that's a that's understandable.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Uh, you are just a little confused. Well, could we
please talk to him?
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Please?
Speaker 9 (06:13):
Sure? Who shall I say?
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Is calling John Boy and Billy?
Speaker 9 (06:17):
Oh, I'm sorry. Count Dracula is in Transla and won't.
Speaker 6 (06:23):
Next time you cut it out, Cigar putt Dracula.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
On the phone.
Speaker 9 (06:27):
Okay, but I hope you don't how seriously he takes
this people, I have no interest in talking. Okay, Count
Jimbo and Bobby on the bat phone.
Speaker 11 (06:37):
I already told him you were in thinking of.
Speaker 6 (06:41):
Okay, thank you, hell Lord Jimbo, Count Dracula lobja me.
Speaker 12 (06:50):
So listen, account, have you got any Halloween appearances lined
up for us?
Speaker 11 (06:54):
Why do you'll keep asking me if I've gotten the
appearances booked for you?
Speaker 10 (06:58):
Well, because you told us the other day that you
were a talent agent.
Speaker 11 (07:01):
No, no, no no no, I said I was an evil,
heartless bloodsucker.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
So you're not really an agent?
Speaker 11 (07:11):
Well no, but now that you mentioned it, I may
be able to get you something for Halloween. Remember the
other day when you gave me that autograph picture of
you too?
Speaker 5 (07:20):
Yeah, uh huh.
Speaker 11 (07:21):
Well, every time I show it to my friends, they
keep asking me how much you were charged to hunt
the house? All that Dave bigger name on the other line,
Segor tell the wolf man.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
I'll call him right back.
Speaker 11 (07:39):
Yeah, bb love yah me, Hello, Jimbo, Yes, I got
the go. Hey, let's get together later this week. Alright,
the castle on your way to work one day and
we'll knock back a couple of bloody marriage.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
I'm sorry. Can we don't drink that early in the day.
Speaker 11 (07:55):
I didn't say we were gonna drink. I said we
were gonna knock back a couple of bloody men. Hey,
give my love to Bobby.
Speaker 10 (08:04):
That's Billy. Yes, good morning.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
It's a big showing the radio heading toward Halloween. It's
time for the Diary of Count Dracula.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
Their diary.
Speaker 5 (08:49):
This is Count.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
Draculum Halloween again. Whoop the friggin do. I'll tell you diary.
Speaker 6 (08:59):
After six hundred years, I must be getting old. I
used to look forward to October thirty. First, terrorize the villagers,
drink some blood crank called the Van Helsings. Then back
in the box by six am for some solid sack
time and dream about the night hijinks. Now it's like
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I don't even want to lift the lid, just lay
there and watch Family Guy reruns to the Jumble. Halloween
Sucks last year was a real eye opener.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
Crazy Renfield and I decided to go to the.
Speaker 6 (09:43):
City blending catch a buzz on some alcohol infused all
positive chickies.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
Well that's not as easy as it used to be.
Speaker 6 (09:52):
Gone on the days, some easy pickings you could buy
any girl, any time, anywhere. Now you have to be
so careful who you sink your teeth into. Along for
the days of a milky white throat, bines pulsing with
the nectar that I first, or now you can't see
(10:15):
their necks for all the tattoos, butterflies and tribal doodles,
the Chinese symbol for hot sour soup gross or just
my luck across that's an appetite killer. And once you
(10:38):
get past all the pop culture earthwork, you still don't
know what's underneath. The blood used to be as pure
as spring water. Now it's a great, big, dirty crapshoot.
The last thing I want to do is spend the
next six hundred years nursing a case of hepsie or
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or t bola. That kind of thing makes being immortal
a big pain in the ass.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
Halloween used to be.
Speaker 6 (11:12):
A time to move freely amongst the customed populace, picking
and choosing tastymorsals for a late night snack. These days
crime and e diary. What a nightmare used to be
so simple.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
People used to dress.
Speaker 6 (11:29):
Like witches and devils and monsters. Costumes were mythic. There
was mystery and horror. But now everyone is dressed like
the Avengers or Duck Dynasty or somebody named SpongeBob.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Bass Killers.
Speaker 6 (11:50):
Perhaps the most perplexing development is that no one can
tell I'm a vampire. What the hell wants not to get?
The pale skinned, red eyes, the black suit, the John
Travolta hirdoo, the cap, the damn k the guipe is
(12:16):
anonymous with the vampire. You look a vampire in the dictionary,
he's my picture. But if one more kid asks me
if I'm Professor Snape going to throw myself on a
wooden stake, I'll tell you that right, now, First off,
(12:38):
I pride myself in my sophisticated masculinity. Snake looks like
a Nancy Boy, like a slightly more hygienic Jenine Groppel.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
And the fangs?
Speaker 6 (12:53):
Did Professor Snape have fangs? Jumping je hosea fat? How
did people get so stupid? I guess I shouldn't be surprised.
Look at what passes for a vampire these days. Raisy
Renfield and I rented Twilight some androgynists girly man with
Johnny Cash hair wardrobe by aber Zombian feature.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
A vampire is.
Speaker 6 (13:21):
Supposed to suck your Bloodskay just suck.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
Well. Diri got the goal.
Speaker 6 (13:33):
Razy Renfield and I are going to Wolmart stuck up
on toilet paper.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
We're going to hit Frankenstein's castle.
Speaker 6 (13:40):
Har Last year we did the flaming bag of dog
poo on the porch, but him hollering fire bed gets
old after one years.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
Until next time, Diri Xes and O's count.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Good morning, you got a big show on the radio.
Speaker 6 (14:10):
More chance for you to win coming up after your
news weathers barts die.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
This is Spanjordi arts.
Speaker 6 (14:17):
In all today from Hammer Langerford, Norway.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
After around to kick the Wolverine.
Speaker 6 (14:25):
There's nothing like sitting back, drinking a great Big Harring smoothie.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
And listening to the Big Show with John Boy and Bay.
Speaker 5 (14:35):
There's a bond in this one.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Good morning, and it's a Big Show on the radio.
Closer and closer, we're getting the giveaway LS tractor the
massi O Gamekeepers. I believe it's LS. I don't know
who l As is. You know the sponsor would like
you to get.
Speaker 13 (15:32):
That's helpful, Randy.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
You're welcome. LS tractor Gamekeepers. LS tractor is what we're
giving away, all right, And we're getting closer and closer
to the Big Show Custom Motorcycle. We just had our
third of five finalists, Gene Dollar out of Rono Grappa's
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Georgia and Dave from Jasper, Alabama. Tomorrow we will announce
another finalists and then one more. You still got your
chance to get your name in the hat and become
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that batter when you go to the Big Show dot
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Com get all you info you need to hang on
you win it in minutes. Right now, I'm in Bob
I Bach from NICO Sports.
Speaker 7 (16:48):
Good morning, Bob, Hey, Good morning John Boy and Billy.
Always nice to be with you. I'll tell you this
college football season, with the expansion of going to a
twelve team format for the player, has really been extra
exciting and giving a lot more teams some breathing room
to maybe lose two games, possibly three, to still get
(17:10):
in the top twelve teams. And I know with a
holiday season coming up, I wanted to get in touch
with you guys because we've done some projects recently that
I think folks along the syndicated network will love and
consider maybe for a Christmas or holiday gift idea. Let
me start off with a couple of balls that we have.
(17:30):
These are footballs limited edition all of them. The first
one is Nick Saban Retirement Football. I know we talked
about that recently with you guys. They're selling for one
hundred and twenty nine dollars and ninety five cents each.
It's exclusive. It's the only football that coach Saban has
approved to be out there to kind of commemorate his
(17:53):
career at Alabama. They're only going to make five thousand
of these, and they only have a few left, maybe
several hundred in the collection, and I wanted to go
ahead and let the listeners know how they can still
get this benefits. Yay Alabama. There are one hundred and
twenty nine dollars and ninety five cents a piece. You'll
get a number certificate of authenticity. And on the Saban football,
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everything is in bossed, all the stats. We have some
beautiful color images of coach Saban. On the top panel
of that ball will have a picture of him, all
six of his national championship logos, the opponents and scores
of those games that he wanted Alabama. The second panel
on that Nick Saban football has Alabama season records from
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two thousand and seven to twenty twenty three and coach
Saban's overall one loss record. And the third panel is
really cool because it's got a picture of coach Saban
on a second one on the football, his championship history
and also some of the awards he won in the postseason.
Now those are available, we only have a couple hundred
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of them left. There are one hundred and twenty non
ninety five cents each. It'll help out the charity Yay Alabama.
The toll free number to call to get these is
one eight hundred three four five two eight six eight
one eight hundred three four five twenty eight sixty eight,
or just go to the website nicosports dot com, nik
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cosports dot com. That's nik cosports dot com, or again
that phone number one eight hundred three four five twenty
eight sixty eight. And when you go to that website
you'll also see some really other interesting footballs that we've
done in the last couple of months that if you're
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a fan of that particular team, you might want to
consider that also for a holiday or Christmas gift. Idea
one is a beautiful Tennessee Volunteers football that celebrates their
one hundredth anniversary season. That's selling for one hundred and
nineteen dollars and ninety five cents. We also have an
exclusive LSU Tigers hundredth anniversary season for their fame stadium,
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which recently was named the number one college football stadium
in the country. That's got a beautiful photograph on one
of those panels of the stadium taken on a sun
drenched afternoon, and that is a beautiful ball. We only
have a few hundred of those left. And then there's
some other ones. If you're a fan, say of the
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Texas Longhorns, which at one part of the season we're
ranked number one and you're certainly under consideration to be
in that college football playoffs, there's a Longhorns football there
for you as well. And we have another one on
there that is going to be helping out Oklahoma. You
can check that out. But these are beautiful footballs and
(20:53):
very proud to say that Nicos Sports Now has raised
over three point two million dollars for charities in the
last six seven years. I know your syndicated network has
been a big, big part about that, but I would
say don't miss out on that Nick Saban football. That
is exclusive. You will not be able to buy that
anywhere else. It's the only football for coach Saban to
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recap his glorious career Hall of Fame career that's ever
been produced and will be produced. It's exclusive for Nico
Sports and the other footballs I mentioned are really make
great holiday gift ideas, So consider those, take a good
look at the website, and get your Christmas shop and
done early.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
That's it, Bob, and I always say, yeah, make sure
you get some time. When you click on the Nico
Sports at the Big Show dot com, it'll take you
right there as well to their website and approves around
a little bit. You LSU fans, you celebrate one hundredth
anniversary footballs at Texas as well. Like you pointed out
in the Nick Saban, that is huge. That is huge
(21:59):
right there in the few of those left they are
gonna go so good stuff, Bob. Are are some Christmas
gifts for everybody right there?
Speaker 7 (22:07):
Well, you got a jump fight at early because these
sell out and we only have like even the other
football the side saving, we only have several hundred of
them left. Because we've been doing this for a couple
of weeks and I want to make sure I check
in with you guys and let you know and let
your listeners know you've been a big part of our
program over the years, and a big shout out to everybody,
including your staff there that have helped us out. And
(22:30):
I know it's going to be a merry Christmas and
a happy holiday season for a lot of college football fans.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
That's awesome to know that you are helping with the
charities over three point two million. That is awesome. All right, Bob,
let's go Merry Christmas. Hey, we'll talk to you before
the holidays.
Speaker 7 (22:45):
Okay, Hey, we're always going to be talking before the holidays.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
You know that as a boy. All right, Bob, thank
you very much.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
Man.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Y'all click on the Nigo Sports link when you go
to the Big Show dot com. Take you right there.
All right, Well, that's play our wordy word game. Y'all
might be doing some special commemorative signing of well do
we don't need balls in this one eight hundred Big Show.
You're toll free, line home a couple of contestants and
(23:14):
play next.
Speaker 14 (23:16):
That's helpful, Randy, good morning.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
It's a big show on the radio going until your Monday,
October twenty eight. Come on in here for weeks worth.
How hat everybody's head about the bed with the bird
word and a word the word let's meet the contestants.
We got Daniel from Columbus, Mississippi. Good morning, Daniel.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
How's it girling everybody?
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Hey, smooth now, Barny, welcome in here. And we got
John John is out of Chaddanmooga, Tennessee. Knock him out, John, Yes,
thank you, all right, Barny, welcome boys. So John and
Tatter one team John boy and Daniel on the other. Okay, well, John,
(24:31):
you relax, Unlet's see what me and Daniel can put
on the boards. Yo, something to shoot for you? Ready, Daniel,
I'm ready, all right. Start the clock now of the
When somebody rob somebody, you have blank statistics, they go
up a lot, you commit a what and you get
arrested if you commit a Yes, I'm sorry. Okay. This
(24:56):
is a color. It's like the color blank. It was
a movie and it's a prince wore this color a
lot blank. Yeah, that's it, all right. Not a slice.
I want the blank thing. Give me the blank thing,
not a slice, just not some not part. Hey, I
(25:16):
don't think I got it today from this first round here, Daniel,
my fault there, buddy, You warm up, man. I couldn't
come with crime, you idiot. All right, we got oh
too too. All right, well let's hold blood, John and Tayter.
Suck it up, Dan, John, are you ready? Yes there,
all right, and go.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
I don't want half the sandwich. I want the whole thing,
thank you, Hey, and easter blank. This is what you
gather eggs in a yes? Blank the front door. You
let the heat out, no blanket blank it not slam it,
but yes, you wear socks in blank? No blank? No service.
Speaker 9 (25:56):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
You sit down in one of these at the table.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (26:00):
Care, Hey, you might when you ski you have to
get on a chair blank to get to the mountain.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
I don't know how y'all got a six with that
shoes chair?
Speaker 3 (26:12):
Wow, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
I'm sorry, Purple. That was the tough one. That was Prance.
All right, y'all get down to the six. Took the
lead by four. All right, Daniel, we might be in
a little trouble here, buddy. Let's see what.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
We can do.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
You ready, I'm ready?
Speaker 2 (26:28):
All right? Starting to clock. Now, brush your teeth and
blank your hair? Rush another one? No fine? Two folk?
Speaker 4 (26:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Uh huh? All right, I have a beautiful singing. I
speak with this you speak with your what?
Speaker 4 (26:48):
Yeah? Right?
Speaker 2 (26:49):
No, no, Brandy, it doesn't matter. We aren't gonna do
it anyways. But yeah, there's a show on. It's called
this the Blank. Like you sing, you have a good singing?
Speaker 11 (27:00):
What good boy?
Speaker 8 (27:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:02):
It his boys?
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Well yeah, yeah, I want to tell you what I
ride before, John win six before Daniel Lie. Oh you won, buddy,
I stung it up. Well, ain't nothing to do about
it right now, but down the road next time I'm
in Columbus, Mississippi. Take you out, buddy, Yes, all right,
(27:25):
that was good. All right, Danny. We appreciate you. Listen,
thanks for playing with us, my man.
Speaker 11 (27:31):
Yes, sir, y'all have a good bade all right, John.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Look at you over and Chadden Nook. Ain't gonna take
nothing away from you. You won good. You got one
hundred twenty dollars for the boss not cleaning products handed
you away.
Speaker 7 (27:43):
Hey, I appreciate it, y'all.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Can I give a shout out?
Speaker 12 (27:45):
You go ahead, Hey, I want to give a shout
out to my beautiful wife Mikayla and my boy Johnny.
Speaker 5 (27:52):
And uh, I'm gonna shout out Pinnacle Pools. That's way
I've been working for the last couple of years.
Speaker 7 (27:56):
So if you need a pool.
Speaker 5 (27:57):
Holler at your boy.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Well, all right, John, present you and yours listening to
the Big Show, Daddy winning. Good morning, Big shows on
our radio. Bit request time. We got here. Todd Morrison
from Fayetteville, North Carolina. Todd's asking you, guys, let us
hear the late great mister Rayford. Maybe a rave if
you have one. We got one, Todd, We got a few.
(28:20):
We'll get you a good one coming up next. Good
(28:49):
Monday morning, Big shows on the radio. Bit request time
around this time every Monday through Friday. Hit us up
on the mail bag at the Big Show dot com,
the John Moye bill a Facebook page. Todd mors and Faybo,
North Carolinimal's here. Ray from the late Great Robert D. Rayford. Okay,
big shows on the radio.
Speaker 15 (29:08):
Rayfort again with a jelly and peanut butter sandwich, getting
us started. You know, one of the best advertising lines
is for jams and jellies with a name like Smuckers,
it's got to be good. When I first spotted the
short column title in the New York Times on the
editorial page The Rural Life, I was fascinated by the
name of the writer, Verlin Clinkinborg verlin In Androgyaa's name
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could be male or female, and who knows anyone with
the name Clinkinborg. Here's one about these cool mornings, edited
just a little bit for time. The temperature now drops
into the fifties every night. The grass is heavy with
the dew in the mornings, and when the low sun
shines through the seed heads of the grasses, it looks
(29:54):
like a ground mist hanging over the pasture. A pear
tree by the driveway needs to be fel and the
cable bringing power in the barn.
Speaker 4 (30:02):
Needs to be repaired.
Speaker 15 (30:04):
I've been watching with interest the vining plants around the
house this summer. Early on, they seem to be sniffing
the air, looking for bearing. Then they all turned toward
the house, some probing with a slender tendril, spiraling around
anything they come to. Others march straight up the walls
on tiny suckered feet. One of these mornings, I go
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around the house, uprooting the vines before they tighten their
grip any further. I grew up thinking of nature as
a collection of species, each one self reliant and independent,
the way a good farmer was supposed to be It's
an illusion we cling to. But nature is nothing like that.
Of course, it knits and unravels and re knits. At
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times it looks to me as though organisms conspire, as
when a weaker vine climbs a stronger one to get
to the clapboard sooner. The one thing no species can
ever be is self reliant. Being entangled is the condition
of life itself. Berlin Lincoln Board and I'm merely Robert
d Rayford, John Boy and Billy Show.
Speaker 8 (31:32):
Good morning, Big Shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
A few more minutes sharing our futured track for the
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Speaker 2 (31:43):
I just want to mind you about Boy Bye box balls.
Man got got some goods. Go to Niko Sports. We
got the banner. You can click on Niko Sports and
say Nico Sports ball sounds a little better now click
on the banner at the Big Show dot com And
while they last, you're proud of these. Over three point
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two million has been raised for charity. It's like Bob
was talking about Man the last six seven years been
on the Big Show. Of course, in the way and
I goes forward to go and just take her to death.
About see what they got.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
I'm sorry, I'm laving seventh grade.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
Sorry, that's where we like it. Say about this commemorative there.
Speaker 13 (32:33):
That's helpfulker Andy deliberate dropped.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
I was sitting here listening with my mouth closed, and
he was just for me to say something. Oh God,
this prom bigger that way to get ready? Quiet?
Speaker 13 (32:50):
That's helpfuk And.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Oh where we go? Let's do this before we get
out of here. It is time for Oliver.
Speaker 12 (33:05):
Well well well, Halloween again, and that means trick or treating,
where kids get to walk up to someone they don't know,
stick their hand out and say gimme, gimmy, gimme. But
tricker treating has come a long way since I was
a kid. See, when you're between the ages of three
to ten, it's just a fun night to dress up,
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wander around doing the one thing your parents told you
never to do, take candy from strangers. But once you've
passed that threshold, trick or treating becomes the kid's version
of an armored car heist. It's all about planning. Let
me preach on it. The key to tricker treating is
being prepared. Let those nerds stumble around the block on
(33:51):
their on point iron man costume.
Speaker 5 (33:54):
Big deal.
Speaker 12 (33:55):
Peacocking like that is for the losers. The goal of
trick or treating is to hit the candy jackpot. Trying
to figure out what to be for Halloween. Guess what, dummy,
It doesn't matter, Remember, kids, a memorable costume is for suckers.
Who are you trying to impress your other stupid friends? Newsflash,
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they don't care, and neither should you.
Speaker 5 (34:20):
Here's what you do.
Speaker 12 (34:21):
Wear one of those cheap plastic masks with a little
rubber band around the back, and bring along another half
dozen more. Why when you hit a great house, you
go out to the curb, put on a different mask,
and go back.
Speaker 5 (34:36):
Repeat till satisfied.
Speaker 12 (34:39):
You're welcome. Believe me, they'll be none the wiser. Same
with your treat bucket. Use a plain pillowcase or a
regular sack. I mean, how many snickers are you going
to fit into a human skull?
Speaker 5 (34:53):
Genius? Smart enough?
Speaker 12 (34:57):
After a couple of years, you have a pretty solid
database of who has the goods and who to avoid.
Speaker 5 (35:04):
First up the geezer. I think these people were born
before the good candy came out.
Speaker 12 (35:09):
Here, you'll get cinnamon discs, butter scotch, those little square camels,
bit of honey, and squirrel nut zippers. But you know
they're old, so you gotta respect the effort. Next is
the jackass. This person doesn't even try. You'll get batteries,
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very old and sticky pennies, an out back gift card
with thirty seven cents on it. But you always have
to go to that house because one year the guy's
apple watch fell into someone's bucket.
Speaker 5 (35:47):
All the kids love the joker.
Speaker 12 (35:49):
He doesn't really give away candy, but instead drops comedy
gold in your sack, rubber dog crap, wharopy cushions, blood capsules,
squirting flour, even X ray specs.
Speaker 5 (35:59):
He's completely immature, just like you.
Speaker 12 (36:04):
You don't want to knock on their door, but your
parents make you visit the farmer. Here's a person giving
away produce, corn on the cob, homemade preserves, rudebakers, beats,
you name it. You wouldn't have to make this stop
if you'd have stayed in the FFA. Out of curiosity.
You always make a stop at the dead Beats house.
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Here's a clown that shops the dollar store knockoffs the
day after Halloween and saves it till.
Speaker 5 (36:32):
The next year.
Speaker 12 (36:34):
Stuff with names like Putsi rolls and poorly wrap bubblegum
that's like chewing on jeep floor mats and only has
the flavor for the first ten seconds. Money might not
grow on trees, but tonight some toilet paper just might.
Mad props to the local heroes. These are the houses
you can count on, never any surprises, but there's gonna
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be a name brand snack sized candy bar, and they'll
always give you more than one, not showing off, not
sending you home thinking about coming back with a flaming.
Speaker 5 (37:04):
Bag of dog crap.
Speaker 12 (37:05):
One day you'll tell your children the story of the
real Willy Wonker.
Speaker 5 (37:10):
This cat is the coolest.
Speaker 12 (37:12):
Probably sets aside a few bucks out of his check
all year long to make your visit memorable.
Speaker 5 (37:17):
Full size candy bars.
Speaker 12 (37:19):
Two oh, and here's a dollar bill, sir. I will
defend you and your home with my last breath.
Speaker 5 (37:29):
So there you go, kiddos.
Speaker 12 (37:30):
Knowledge is power, and FYI, on November first, I'll be
swapping out my hall for mounds and maybe some almond joy,
because you know, sometimes I feel like a.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
Nut bet box.
Speaker 14 (37:50):
Is here.
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Speaker 2 (00:26):
It's a Big Show on the radio, wanting to you. Monday,
October twenty eighth. Today's feature track from the Big Show
bed box Oliver with tips for increasing your Halloween Candy
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dot Com air right owns play beat the blonde. We
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got a blonde that take type. Let's get our contestant,
Kathy out of Greenville, North Carolina. Good morning, Kathy, Hey,
good morning, how are you doing good? All right, Cavy,
you just got to read tay unless you know for
sure agree or disagree with her answers. Two bails for
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two buzzers and you win. All right, what we can do?
He well, Tayter, you might have noticed that every presidential
press conference at the White House ends with the same line.
What's the line?
Speaker 3 (01:27):
And that horse you rode in on.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Sends back?
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Right?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Well, my second answer is thank you, no more questions.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Thank you, no more questions, is what Tata says.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Cavvy.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
You agree or disagree, disagree, disagree with that, and that
was the thing to do with the answers. Thank you,
mister president. That's the cue to the press cort, We're done. Okay,
that's it, so you're close. He got half right, but
Kathy got it all. There's one bell. Good work.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
There we go.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
So let's go back to the White House.
Speaker 6 (02:11):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Why not? According to White House insiders, President Biden had
something put into his executive bathtub to help him relax. Okay,
what is it? Would that be?
Speaker 3 (02:28):
I don't know. Fifty five gallons of Ben and Jerry's
chunky monkey.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Appreciate that visual?
Speaker 3 (02:41):
He put a jacuzzie tub in, put.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
A jacouzzie in the executive batub to help Biden relax.
I don't know how much more he can. What you got, Kenny,
and that was a war old pool? Is that the
same thing?
Speaker 7 (03:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:02):
I guess what. Yes, you're right about that. Look at
you thanking like Biden? Come on, all right, here we
go go win it to lose it right here? Kethy
mins he According to the noted anthropologist Edmund Carpenter.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Oh, Eddie, Yeah, does making love and total darkness make
it more enjoyable?
Speaker 2 (03:30):
How ugly was missus Carpenter?
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Well this feels like more of an opinion question, but
I'm going to say, according to Edmund, yes, it made
it more enjoyable.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Edmond says, make a love in total darkness makes it
more enjoyable. So Kathy agree or disagree? I disagree, but
I bet you're gonna try it now. Does study show
(04:05):
that your other senses are heightened in the dark. It's
not all about ugly, daddy.
Speaker 7 (04:17):
We're gonna make it.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
We don't make you happy, daddy, before we hang up
on your baby, you hold on all right, okay, but
his name is Edmond. Turn the lights off. It'll make
it more enjoyable. Bottom when ago, You're right? Barry's Buckle's news.
(04:40):
That's that music you know? It is time of your
bottom of a gur report? All right it.
Speaker 8 (05:22):
Yeah, morning, babe, show's on the radio.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Halloween Weak here we on to twenty eight and get
a little boogers ready for Thursday night trick or treat?
Good time to call our agent.
Speaker 9 (05:36):
You're all Dracula's Castle Seegar speaking.
Speaker 10 (05:41):
Hey, Hey, this is John Boy. Billy is the count
in Can we speak to a place?
Speaker 9 (05:46):
I'm sorry, Count Dracula is in Trancelvannia on the business
and want to be back until next Thursday.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Oh come on, now, Halloween's just a couple of days.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Away.
Speaker 10 (05:56):
Is he really out of town?
Speaker 9 (05:57):
Well, actually he's just a little behind all some paperwork.
Uh huh, and he gave me at least of all
the people. He has no interest in talking too.
Speaker 10 (06:07):
Well, that's a that's understandable.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Uh, you are just a little confused. Well, could we
please talk to him?
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Please?
Speaker 9 (06:13):
Sure? Who shall I say?
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Is calling John Boy and Billy?
Speaker 9 (06:17):
Oh, I'm sorry. Count Dracula is in Transla and won't.
Speaker 6 (06:23):
Next time you cut it out, Cigar putt Dracula.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
On the phone.
Speaker 9 (06:27):
Okay, but I hope you don't how seriously he takes
this people, I have no interest in talking. Okay, Count
Jimbo and Bobby on the bat phone.
Speaker 11 (06:37):
I already told him you were in thinking of.
Speaker 6 (06:41):
Okay, thank you, hell Lord Jimbo, Count Dracula lobja me.
Speaker 12 (06:50):
So listen, account, have you got any Halloween appearances lined
up for us?
Speaker 11 (06:54):
Why do you'll keep asking me if I've gotten the
appearances booked for you?
Speaker 10 (06:58):
Well, because you told us the other day that you
were a talent agent.
Speaker 11 (07:01):
No, no, no no no, I said I was an evil,
heartless bloodsucker.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
So you're not really an agent?
Speaker 11 (07:11):
Well no, but now that you mentioned it, I may
be able to get you something for Halloween. Remember the
other day when you gave me that autograph picture of
you too?
Speaker 5 (07:20):
Yeah, uh huh.
Speaker 11 (07:21):
Well, every time I show it to my friends, they
keep asking me how much you were charged to hunt
the house? All that Dave bigger name on the other line,
Segor tell the wolf man.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
I'll call him right back.
Speaker 11 (07:39):
Yeah, bb love yah me, Hello, Jimbo, Yes, I got
the go. Hey, let's get together later this week. Alright,
the castle on your way to work one day and
we'll knock back a couple of bloody marriage.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
I'm sorry. Can we don't drink that early in the day.
Speaker 11 (07:55):
I didn't say we were gonna drink. I said we
were gonna knock back a couple of bloody men. Hey,
give my love to Bobby.
Speaker 10 (08:04):
That's Billy. Yes, good morning.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
It's a big showing the radio heading toward Halloween. It's
time for the Diary of Count Dracula.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
Their diary.
Speaker 5 (08:49):
This is Count.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
Draculum Halloween again. Whoop the friggin do. I'll tell you diary.
Speaker 6 (08:59):
After six hundred years, I must be getting old. I
used to look forward to October thirty. First, terrorize the villagers,
drink some blood crank called the Van Helsings. Then back
in the box by six am for some solid sack
time and dream about the night hijinks. Now it's like
(09:23):
I don't even want to lift the lid, just lay
there and watch Family Guy reruns to the Jumble. Halloween
Sucks last year was a real eye opener.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
Crazy Renfield and I decided to go to the.
Speaker 6 (09:43):
City blending catch a buzz on some alcohol infused all
positive chickies.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
Well that's not as easy as it used to be.
Speaker 6 (09:52):
Gone on the days, some easy pickings you could buy
any girl, any time, anywhere. Now you have to be
so careful who you sink your teeth into. Along for
the days of a milky white throat, bines pulsing with
the nectar that I first, or now you can't see
(10:15):
their necks for all the tattoos, butterflies and tribal doodles,
the Chinese symbol for hot sour soup gross or just
my luck across that's an appetite killer. And once you
(10:38):
get past all the pop culture earthwork, you still don't
know what's underneath. The blood used to be as pure
as spring water. Now it's a great, big, dirty crapshoot.
The last thing I want to do is spend the
next six hundred years nursing a case of hepsie or
(11:00):
or t bola. That kind of thing makes being immortal
a big pain in the ass.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
Halloween used to be.
Speaker 6 (11:12):
A time to move freely amongst the customed populace, picking
and choosing tastymorsals for a late night snack. These days
crime and e diary. What a nightmare used to be
so simple.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
People used to dress.
Speaker 6 (11:29):
Like witches and devils and monsters. Costumes were mythic. There
was mystery and horror. But now everyone is dressed like
the Avengers or Duck Dynasty or somebody named SpongeBob.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Bass Killers.
Speaker 6 (11:50):
Perhaps the most perplexing development is that no one can
tell I'm a vampire. What the hell wants not to get?
The pale skinned, red eyes, the black suit, the John
Travolta hirdoo, the cap, the damn k the guipe is
(12:16):
anonymous with the vampire. You look a vampire in the dictionary,
he's my picture. But if one more kid asks me
if I'm Professor Snape going to throw myself on a
wooden stake, I'll tell you that right, now, First off,
(12:38):
I pride myself in my sophisticated masculinity. Snake looks like
a Nancy Boy, like a slightly more hygienic Jenine Groppel.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
And the fangs?
Speaker 6 (12:53):
Did Professor Snape have fangs? Jumping je hosea fat? How
did people get so stupid? I guess I shouldn't be surprised.
Look at what passes for a vampire these days. Raisy
Renfield and I rented Twilight some androgynists girly man with
Johnny Cash hair wardrobe by aber Zombian feature.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
A vampire is.
Speaker 6 (13:21):
Supposed to suck your Bloodskay just suck.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
Well. Diri got the goal.
Speaker 6 (13:33):
Razy Renfield and I are going to Wolmart stuck up
on toilet paper.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
We're going to hit Frankenstein's castle.
Speaker 6 (13:40):
Har Last year we did the flaming bag of dog
poo on the porch, but him hollering fire bed gets
old after one years.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
Until next time, Diri Xes and O's count.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Good morning, you got a big show on the radio.
Speaker 6 (14:10):
More chance for you to win coming up after your
news weathers barts die.
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This is Spanjordi arts.
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In all today from Hammer Langerford, Norway.
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After around to kick the Wolverine.
Speaker 6 (14:25):
There's nothing like sitting back, drinking a great Big Harring smoothie.
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And listening to the Big Show with John Boy and Bay.
Speaker 5 (14:35):
There's a bond in this one.
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Com get all you info you need to hang on
you win it in minutes. Right now, I'm in Bob
I Bach from NICO Sports.
Speaker 7 (16:48):
Good morning, Bob, Hey, Good morning John Boy and Billy.
Always nice to be with you. I'll tell you this
college football season, with the expansion of going to a
twelve team format for the player, has really been extra
exciting and giving a lot more teams some breathing room
to maybe lose two games, possibly three, to still get
(17:10):
in the top twelve teams. And I know with a
holiday season coming up, I wanted to get in touch
with you guys because we've done some projects recently that
I think folks along the syndicated network will love and
consider maybe for a Christmas or holiday gift idea. Let
me start off with a couple of balls that we have.
(17:30):
These are footballs limited edition all of them. The first
one is Nick Saban Retirement Football. I know we talked
about that recently with you guys. They're selling for one
hundred and twenty nine dollars and ninety five cents each.
It's exclusive. It's the only football that coach Saban has
approved to be out there to kind of commemorate his
(17:53):
career at Alabama. They're only going to make five thousand
of these, and they only have a few left, maybe
several hundred in the collection, and I wanted to go
ahead and let the listeners know how they can still
get this benefits. Yay Alabama. There are one hundred and
twenty nine dollars and ninety five cents a piece. You'll
get a number certificate of authenticity. And on the Saban football,
(18:15):
everything is in bossed, all the stats. We have some
beautiful color images of coach Saban. On the top panel
of that ball will have a picture of him, all
six of his national championship logos, the opponents and scores
of those games that he wanted Alabama. The second panel
on that Nick Saban football has Alabama season records from
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two thousand and seven to twenty twenty three and coach
Saban's overall one loss record. And the third panel is
really cool because it's got a picture of coach Saban
on a second one on the football, his championship history
and also some of the awards he won in the postseason.
Now those are available, we only have a couple hundred
(18:58):
of them left. There are one hundred and twenty non
ninety five cents each. It'll help out the charity Yay Alabama.
The toll free number to call to get these is
one eight hundred three four five two eight six eight
one eight hundred three four five twenty eight sixty eight,
or just go to the website nicosports dot com, nik
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cosports dot com. That's nik cosports dot com, or again
that phone number one eight hundred three four five twenty
eight sixty eight. And when you go to that website
you'll also see some really other interesting footballs that we've
done in the last couple of months that if you're
(19:42):
a fan of that particular team, you might want to
consider that also for a holiday or Christmas gift. Idea
one is a beautiful Tennessee Volunteers football that celebrates their
one hundredth anniversary season. That's selling for one hundred and
nineteen dollars and ninety five cents. We also have an
exclusive LSU Tigers hundredth anniversary season for their fame stadium,
(20:09):
which recently was named the number one college football stadium
in the country. That's got a beautiful photograph on one
of those panels of the stadium taken on a sun
drenched afternoon, and that is a beautiful ball. We only
have a few hundred of those left. And then there's
some other ones. If you're a fan, say of the
(20:29):
Texas Longhorns, which at one part of the season we're
ranked number one and you're certainly under consideration to be
in that college football playoffs, there's a Longhorns football there
for you as well. And we have another one on
there that is going to be helping out Oklahoma. You
can check that out. But these are beautiful footballs and
(20:53):
very proud to say that Nicos Sports Now has raised
over three point two million dollars for charities in the
last six seven years. I know your syndicated network has
been a big, big part about that, but I would
say don't miss out on that Nick Saban football. That
is exclusive. You will not be able to buy that
anywhere else. It's the only football for coach Saban to
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recap his glorious career Hall of Fame career that's ever
been produced and will be produced. It's exclusive for Nico
Sports and the other footballs I mentioned are really make
great holiday gift ideas, So consider those, take a good
look at the website, and get your Christmas shop and
done early.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
That's it, Bob, and I always say, yeah, make sure
you get some time. When you click on the Nico
Sports at the Big Show dot com, it'll take you
right there as well to their website and approves around
a little bit. You LSU fans, you celebrate one hundredth
anniversary footballs at Texas as well. Like you pointed out
in the Nick Saban, that is huge. That is huge
(21:59):
right there in the few of those left they are
gonna go so good stuff, Bob. Are are some Christmas
gifts for everybody right there?
Speaker 7 (22:07):
Well, you got a jump fight at early because these
sell out and we only have like even the other
football the side saving, we only have several hundred of
them left. Because we've been doing this for a couple
of weeks and I want to make sure I check
in with you guys and let you know and let
your listeners know you've been a big part of our
program over the years, and a big shout out to everybody,
including your staff there that have helped us out. And
(22:30):
I know it's going to be a merry Christmas and
a happy holiday season for a lot of college football fans.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
That's awesome to know that you are helping with the
charities over three point two million. That is awesome. All right, Bob,
let's go Merry Christmas. Hey, we'll talk to you before
the holidays.
Speaker 7 (22:45):
Okay, Hey, we're always going to be talking before the holidays.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
You know that as a boy. All right, Bob, thank
you very much.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
Man.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Y'all click on the Nigo Sports link when you go
to the Big Show dot com. Take you right there.
All right, Well, that's play our wordy word game. Y'all
might be doing some special commemorative signing of well do
we don't need balls in this one eight hundred Big Show.
You're toll free, line home a couple of contestants and
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play next.
Speaker 14 (23:16):
That's helpful, Randy, good morning.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
It's a big show on the radio going until your Monday,
October twenty eight. Come on in here for weeks worth.
How hat everybody's head about the bed with the bird
word and a word the word let's meet the contestants.
We got Daniel from Columbus, Mississippi. Good morning, Daniel.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
How's it girling everybody?
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Hey, smooth now, Barny, welcome in here. And we got
John John is out of Chaddanmooga, Tennessee. Knock him out, John, Yes,
thank you, all right, Barny, welcome boys. So John and
Tatter one team John boy and Daniel on the other. Okay, well, John,
(24:31):
you relax, Unlet's see what me and Daniel can put
on the boards. Yo, something to shoot for you? Ready, Daniel,
I'm ready, all right. Start the clock now of the
When somebody rob somebody, you have blank statistics, they go
up a lot, you commit a what and you get
arrested if you commit a Yes, I'm sorry. Okay. This
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is a color. It's like the color blank. It was
a movie and it's a prince wore this color a
lot blank. Yeah, that's it, all right. Not a slice.
I want the blank thing. Give me the blank thing,
not a slice, just not some not part. Hey, I
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don't think I got it today from this first round here, Daniel,
my fault there, buddy, You warm up, man. I couldn't
come with crime, you idiot. All right, we got oh
too too. All right, well let's hold blood, John and Tayter.
Suck it up, Dan, John, are you ready? Yes there,
all right, and go.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
I don't want half the sandwich. I want the whole thing,
thank you, Hey, and easter blank. This is what you
gather eggs in a yes? Blank the front door. You
let the heat out, no blanket blank it not slam it,
but yes, you wear socks in blank? No blank? No service.
Speaker 9 (25:56):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
You sit down in one of these at the table.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (26:00):
Care, Hey, you might when you ski you have to
get on a chair blank to get to the mountain.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
I don't know how y'all got a six with that
shoes chair?
Speaker 3 (26:12):
Wow, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
I'm sorry, Purple. That was the tough one. That was Prance.
All right, y'all get down to the six. Took the
lead by four. All right, Daniel, we might be in
a little trouble here, buddy. Let's see what.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
We can do.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
You ready, I'm ready?
Speaker 2 (26:28):
All right? Starting to clock. Now, brush your teeth and
blank your hair? Rush another one? No fine? Two folk?
Speaker 4 (26:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Uh huh? All right, I have a beautiful singing. I
speak with this you speak with your what?
Speaker 4 (26:48):
Yeah? Right?
Speaker 2 (26:49):
No, no, Brandy, it doesn't matter. We aren't gonna do
it anyways. But yeah, there's a show on. It's called
this the Blank. Like you sing, you have a good singing?
Speaker 11 (27:00):
What good boy?
Speaker 8 (27:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:02):
It his boys?
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Well yeah, yeah, I want to tell you what I
ride before, John win six before Daniel Lie. Oh you won, buddy,
I stung it up. Well, ain't nothing to do about
it right now, but down the road next time I'm
in Columbus, Mississippi. Take you out, buddy, Yes, all right,
(27:25):
that was good. All right, Danny. We appreciate you. Listen,
thanks for playing with us, my man.
Speaker 11 (27:31):
Yes, sir, y'all have a good bade all right, John.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Look at you over and Chadden Nook. Ain't gonna take
nothing away from you. You won good. You got one
hundred twenty dollars for the boss not cleaning products handed
you away.
Speaker 7 (27:43):
Hey, I appreciate it, y'all.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Can I give a shout out?
Speaker 12 (27:45):
You go ahead, Hey, I want to give a shout
out to my beautiful wife Mikayla and my boy Johnny.
Speaker 5 (27:52):
And uh, I'm gonna shout out Pinnacle Pools. That's way
I've been working for the last couple of years.
Speaker 7 (27:56):
So if you need a pool.
Speaker 5 (27:57):
Holler at your boy.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Well, all right, John, present you and yours listening to
the Big Show, Daddy winning. Good morning, Big shows on
our radio. Bit request time. We got here. Todd Morrison
from Fayetteville, North Carolina. Todd's asking you, guys, let us
hear the late great mister Rayford. Maybe a rave if
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We'll get you a good one coming up next. Good
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Monday morning, Big shows on the radio. Bit request time
around this time every Monday through Friday. Hit us up
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North Carolinimal's here. Ray from the late Great Robert D. Rayford. Okay,
big shows on the radio.
Speaker 15 (29:08):
Rayfort again with a jelly and peanut butter sandwich, getting
us started. You know, one of the best advertising lines
is for jams and jellies with a name like Smuckers,
it's got to be good. When I first spotted the
short column title in the New York Times on the
editorial page The Rural Life, I was fascinated by the
name of the writer, Verlin Clinkinborg verlin In Androgyaa's name
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could be male or female, and who knows anyone with
the name Clinkinborg. Here's one about these cool mornings, edited
just a little bit for time. The temperature now drops
into the fifties every night. The grass is heavy with
the dew in the mornings, and when the low sun
shines through the seed heads of the grasses, it looks
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like a ground mist hanging over the pasture. A pear
tree by the driveway needs to be fel and the
cable bringing power in the barn.
Speaker 4 (30:02):
Needs to be repaired.
Speaker 15 (30:04):
I've been watching with interest the vining plants around the
house this summer. Early on, they seem to be sniffing
the air, looking for bearing. Then they all turned toward
the house, some probing with a slender tendril, spiraling around
anything they come to. Others march straight up the walls
on tiny suckered feet. One of these mornings, I go
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around the house, uprooting the vines before they tighten their
grip any further. I grew up thinking of nature as
a collection of species, each one self reliant and independent,
the way a good farmer was supposed to be It's
an illusion we cling to. But nature is nothing like that.
Of course, it knits and unravels and re knits. At
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times it looks to me as though organisms conspire, as
when a weaker vine climbs a stronger one to get
to the clapboard sooner. The one thing no species can
ever be is self reliant. Being entangled is the condition
of life itself. Berlin Lincoln Board and I'm merely Robert
d Rayford, John Boy and Billy Show.
Speaker 8 (31:32):
Good morning, Big Shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
A few more minutes sharing our futured track for the
Big Show, Big Box for this Monday morning keyword Candy Hall.
Speaker 14 (31:41):
You like that?
Speaker 2 (31:43):
I just want to mind you about Boy Bye box balls.
Man got got some goods. Go to Niko Sports. We
got the banner. You can click on Niko Sports and
say Nico Sports ball sounds a little better now click
on the banner at the Big Show dot com And
while they last, you're proud of these. Over three point
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two million has been raised for charity. It's like Bob
was talking about Man the last six seven years been
on the Big Show. Of course, in the way and
I goes forward to go and just take her to death.
About see what they got.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
I'm sorry, I'm laving seventh grade.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
Sorry, that's where we like it. Say about this commemorative there.
Speaker 13 (32:33):
That's helpfulker Andy deliberate dropped.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
I was sitting here listening with my mouth closed, and
he was just for me to say something. Oh God,
this prom bigger that way to get ready? Quiet?
Speaker 13 (32:50):
That's helpfuk And.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Oh where we go? Let's do this before we get
out of here. It is time for Oliver.
Speaker 12 (33:05):
Well well well, Halloween again, and that means trick or treating,
where kids get to walk up to someone they don't know,
stick their hand out and say gimme, gimmy, gimme. But
tricker treating has come a long way since I was
a kid. See, when you're between the ages of three
to ten, it's just a fun night to dress up,
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wander around doing the one thing your parents told you
never to do, take candy from strangers. But once you've
passed that threshold, trick or treating becomes the kid's version
of an armored car heist. It's all about planning. Let
me preach on it. The key to tricker treating is
being prepared. Let those nerds stumble around the block on
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their on point iron man costume.
Speaker 5 (33:54):
Big deal.
Speaker 12 (33:55):
Peacocking like that is for the losers. The goal of
trick or treating is to hit the candy jackpot. Trying
to figure out what to be for Halloween. Guess what, dummy,
It doesn't matter, Remember, kids, a memorable costume is for suckers.
Who are you trying to impress your other stupid friends? Newsflash,
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they don't care, and neither should you.
Speaker 5 (34:20):
Here's what you do.
Speaker 12 (34:21):
Wear one of those cheap plastic masks with a little
rubber band around the back, and bring along another half
dozen more. Why when you hit a great house, you
go out to the curb, put on a different mask,
and go back.
Speaker 5 (34:36):
Repeat till satisfied.
Speaker 12 (34:39):
You're welcome. Believe me, they'll be none the wiser. Same
with your treat bucket. Use a plain pillowcase or a
regular sack. I mean, how many snickers are you going
to fit into a human skull?
Speaker 5 (34:53):
Genius? Smart enough?
Speaker 12 (34:57):
After a couple of years, you have a pretty solid
database of who has the goods and who to avoid.
Speaker 5 (35:04):
First up the geezer. I think these people were born
before the good candy came out.
Speaker 12 (35:09):
Here, you'll get cinnamon discs, butter scotch, those little square camels,
bit of honey, and squirrel nut zippers. But you know
they're old, so you gotta respect the effort. Next is
the jackass. This person doesn't even try. You'll get batteries,
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very old and sticky pennies, an out back gift card
with thirty seven cents on it. But you always have
to go to that house because one year the guy's
apple watch fell into someone's bucket.
Speaker 5 (35:47):
All the kids love the joker.
Speaker 12 (35:49):
He doesn't really give away candy, but instead drops comedy
gold in your sack, rubber dog crap, wharopy cushions, blood capsules,
squirting flour, even X ray specs.
Speaker 5 (35:59):
He's completely immature, just like you.
Speaker 12 (36:04):
You don't want to knock on their door, but your
parents make you visit the farmer. Here's a person giving
away produce, corn on the cob, homemade preserves, rudebakers, beats,
you name it. You wouldn't have to make this stop
if you'd have stayed in the FFA. Out of curiosity.
You always make a stop at the dead Beats house.
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Here's a clown that shops the dollar store knockoffs the
day after Halloween and saves it till.
Speaker 5 (36:32):
The next year.
Speaker 12 (36:34):
Stuff with names like Putsi rolls and poorly wrap bubblegum
that's like chewing on jeep floor mats and only has
the flavor for the first ten seconds. Money might not
grow on trees, but tonight some toilet paper just might.
Mad props to the local heroes. These are the houses
you can count on, never any surprises, but there's gonna
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be a name brand snack sized candy bar, and they'll
always give you more than one, not showing off, not
sending you home thinking about coming back with a flaming.
Speaker 5 (37:04):
Bag of dog crap.
Speaker 12 (37:05):
One day you'll tell your children the story of the
real Willy Wonker.
Speaker 5 (37:10):
This cat is the coolest.
Speaker 12 (37:12):
Probably sets aside a few bucks out of his check
all year long to make your visit memorable.
Speaker 5 (37:17):
Full size candy bars.
Speaker 12 (37:19):
Two oh, and here's a dollar bill, sir. I will
defend you and your home with my last breath.
Speaker 5 (37:29):
So there you go, kiddos.
Speaker 12 (37:30):
Knowledge is power, and FYI, on November first, I'll be
swapping out my hall for mounds and maybe some almond joy,
because you know, sometimes I feel like a.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
Nut bet box.
Speaker 14 (37:50):
Is here.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
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