February 12, 2024 • 39 mins
Monday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, some really weird stuff came out of the Super Bowl commercials.. - We learn that Stephen Curry is having a 3-point competition with a player from the WNBA.. - Mad Max steps into a dog poop controversy.. - John Boy sings “Man of Constant Irritation”.. - and he finally gives away that danged football..
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Speaker 1 (00:17):
I ride.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Good morning, it's a big showing the radio. Ride headed
to the Daytona five hundred this Sunday, gotcha with our
man dog rise this Thursday. Hill already be down in
daytonas you're going here. And uh, by the way, it
was on this date in nineteen eighty four, kel Yarborough
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becomes the first Daytona five hundred qualifier above two hundred
miles hour. That was Koe.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
He was the first NASCAR driver I ever met in
my life.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
He was something. Man, He's good. You loved hanging around Koe.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
I won sound this uh. Eighteen eighty one, a Houston
woman described as rather large was sentenced to ten years
in prison for trying to steal two fur coats and
a color TV set from a department store by hiding
them between her legs. Yeah, you know you don't see
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that many large im. You know the smashing grabs. We're
talking about all them idiots that should be locked up.
They're run in say back there, you know had styles.
She got ten years wow?
Speaker 5 (01:33):
Right, so and she was creative.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
I guess I'm missing the big point two fur coats
and a color TV hidden between her legs.
Speaker 6 (01:44):
Thinking that it's like, you know this fifty two inch
TV now, it's not like today's TV.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Yeah, yeah it was.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
It was no flet screen.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
It was a two TV, was no light TV. That's sir.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
It reminds me of the old drug you know. Help
me find my keys. We'll drive out here.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Police dub the shoplifter, the bow legged gang, no rather
lodge of one. Oh, we'll be careful out there. Good
Monday morning, Big shows on the radio. All right, headed
toward Valentine's Day. He go boys playing for a fifty
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you make you visit? All right, well man. Last week
we were celebrating the Grammys with Old Brother Where art Thou?
The last album that on a Grammy soundtrack album that
was one of our favors. Wow, the request areted coming
in for for my version of Man of constant Sorrow?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
You know we recognize your voice when you're on the voicemail.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I'll do it. Don't try to tell me about hey
see Dixie in the big show studio. And now don't
distract me. I have a little problem jumping in sometimes.
Speaker 7 (03:21):
All right, Okay, all right, uh okay, all right.
Speaker 8 (03:27):
Oh doll, please don't Okay, all right, I hope I
know when to come in.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Okay, y'all, y'all do the first one.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
You know when to shut up?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Okay, all right, I'm ready Now I'm saying I'm still
going already man.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
And I just miss it.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Okay, Wat, I gotta figure out we're up back here?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Are y'all just waiting on meeting?
Speaker 7 (04:02):
Okay?
Speaker 8 (04:03):
All right, here we go, hand the maid, hand up,
constant irritation away. I see Hayworth a fall about near
her and a blue Brass classic. It's worse than hay
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Keep Bridgie.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
It's worse than.
Speaker 9 (04:31):
Keep Baby.
Speaker 10 (04:47):
How the baby dive hauls from down the hallway, They
come to Wat, come down to gay if they like me? Now, Hi,
when I am singing, just wait until I get my case.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Just waiting against his cane. I get no respect.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
Heck that's from pillar abandoned.
Speaker 8 (05:37):
By the other God. No Pillars rely only likes me.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Colls.
Speaker 10 (05:49):
Twice a week we get free piles two times for me.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
Get me.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
I beg you guys, O me an apology one of y'all.
Don't shut up.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
I'm gonna go out of my mouth. Don't worry about it.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Boys.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
With a little editing, I think I can get it completely.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Out of it, Thank you very much. I'll be here
at lunch.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
All right.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
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on the radio. Today's feature track from the Big Show
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to try to beat the blonde. She says and she
means it. Let's meet our contestants. David from Danville, Virginia.
(07:59):
Good morning, David.
Speaker 7 (08:01):
What's everybody?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
We all are and you get a chance to meet
the blow like.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
I really feel like I should dress up for this song,
for this music.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
And I was like, it's just the opposite. You start
feelings of stuff. Alright, David, Well, last day of questions.
You agree or disagree, get too right for too wrong,
and you get the Big Year Novel dot Com prize
packet which one times today. All right, mar scene According
(08:38):
to Mismanners hur again, Yes, I'm several of her books.
If it's necessary to blow your nose in public, you
should turn away and use your handkerchief? Should you also
say excuse me?
Speaker 6 (08:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Yeah, bad Aim?
Speaker 6 (08:59):
You do you say I can say that? According to
miss Manners, yes, you.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Should say excuse me after you turn away and blew
your nose. David, Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 1 (09:15):
I'm not agree with that?
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Agree with that? No, Miss Manners says, saying excuse me
will only attract more attention. Yes, doesn't want that.
Speaker 5 (09:32):
I thought I was gonna say.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
She's apologized profusely.
Speaker 11 (09:35):
Just I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Just the opposite of Mismanners, where there's a shocker for
ladies turned the friends. Do you, David, you need a
bell to stay alive? So today, we all know that
men have female hormones in their bodies. But does a
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woman have male hormones in her body? Occasionally?
Speaker 5 (10:17):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Yes you are said, yes yes David, he says yes.
Speaker 8 (10:23):
Do you agree?
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Agree, you disagree, disagree? You should have agreed? Yes, no, yes,
they do have some more than occasionally. David will get
you a fine consolation prize because we don't want you
to go away empty handed. This morning.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
All right, all right, can I make a shout out?
Speaker 3 (10:49):
You?
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Sure can?
Speaker 1 (10:51):
I want to shout out to my buddy Ken Rest,
and we both listen to you on the John Boy
and Billy Big Show every morning.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Bob, but we appreciate you and your buddy.
Speaker 7 (11:01):
I can, I did. We're gonna jump out. I'll cut
you up on your news.
Speaker 12 (11:17):
My wonderful thing this morning.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Good morning, Let's make show on the radio. Congratulated once again.
I beg sure, listener down in Bullard, Texas, Pat Moore,
who won My wonderful Thing last week that Nico Sports
Bryce Young Heisman Trophy comember to football, including the first
seven games of his NFL career, handwritten in sharpie by
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yours truly before we run him. Just want to see nowhere.
We got a new coach. Everything's looking good for next
next said, Bryce is on his way back. So so
Pat down in Texas, you hang on that football, yeah, proud, No, No,
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don't know if Pat is a man or a woman.
You know Pat? The name Pat could go. Randy's wife
is named Pat is well to you, so you know
were I thought it was Noodle? So Jaggie double is Pat?
(12:59):
He is a man man, he is a Texas man.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Then this is that path not my path?
Speaker 2 (13:09):
All Rightyce Young football?
Speaker 5 (13:12):
There you go looking like a man.
Speaker 6 (13:18):
I hope every remembers that from SNL. What was I
just sound like I have problems?
Speaker 2 (13:23):
It was made a movie.
Speaker 5 (13:27):
It's a very funny character.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Look it up on YouTube.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Living in the past man, Like last week Pat got
the football. My wonderful Thing Number ninety two is my
MENSA card I told y'all I had a mensa card.
You can view it, and I'm proud to give it
away part of history. Maybe I weekn to deal a
little later. It all right when you make your visit
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to the Big show dot com.
Speaker 5 (14:00):
No gay, good morning.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
It's a big shawl the radio. Alright, some reven good.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Yeah, that's the one right there, one I always yeah,
the one you always use.
Speaker 9 (14:39):
Randy Jackie looking good back now then, Robert. Honestly, since
here hell coming off the summertime, and some regular members
of our congregation there at the Blessed Hope Baptist Church
been missing, a lot of church would have been going
on vacation trips. As a result, the weekly collection has
been down quite a bit, and I've been dropping a
few hints over the last couple of weeks. He wasn't
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doing no good. So I decided this past Sunday a
more direct approach was called for. So see, I stood
up on Sunday morning, I fixed the congregation with a
steely eyed gaze and said, brothers and sisters, I normally
don't like the single people out from here in the
poor pit, but I have it on good authority there's
a man right here in the sanctuary this morning that
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has been consulting with, as we say in the beers,
a woman.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Not his wife.
Speaker 9 (15:27):
I ain't gonna point no fingers yet, but I'm gonna
be watching y'all. And if the man don't put at
least five dollars in the collection play when it comes
around right now, I'm gonna reveal his name in front
of the entire congregation at the conclusion of my message today. Well,
it worked better than I thought he was going to.
When the play came back, there was twenty two five
dollar bills and then three singles and a note that said,
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forever hold your piece, Rare. I'll bring the other two
dollars to.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
The six o'clock sent to night.
Speaker 9 (15:54):
And speaking of small change, please keep it going for
your headline, A less and gentlemen, here's good.
Speaker 13 (16:01):
Thank you, Ram, John Ball, red Day, Jackie o'fool, you're
using one of them.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
I've got to mess up and John.
Speaker 5 (16:08):
Ball belly blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 13 (16:09):
Okay, just cut to the joke with Polar Bear walks
into a bar, says I'll have a jed and toddy
bartender says, well, what's with the big poles? Polar Bear says,
I don't know, but Daddy have him to.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Turn bike.
Speaker 13 (16:24):
Walks into the bar and says, it's the bartender here.
See he's a turbite, and he says it's the bar
tender hair. You know, maybe I should have saved that
big pause from the last joke off College professor walks
in the bar, says, I'll have a Bartesius. Bartender says
you beat a Barteti. Professor says, if I want more
(16:45):
than one, I'll.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Let you go. I don't get down with either.
Speaker 13 (16:48):
That's a Latin joke, kind of like bartidi is the
plural of barttius.
Speaker 9 (16:52):
You know where you went wrong on that one?
Speaker 2 (16:54):
A Latin trying to go with.
Speaker 5 (16:58):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
I'll tell you why.
Speaker 13 (16:59):
I'm getting tired of these do y'all. I'm going to
lower the bar. All right, Maybe I should do some
light bub Joe, you appreciate this. How many Pentecostals does
it take to change a light bulb?
Speaker 2 (17:10):
I don't know hodly what because he's already got his
heads in there anyway.
Speaker 9 (17:15):
Hey, hey, independent Baptists, how many independent Baptists does it
take to.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Change the light bulb.
Speaker 5 (17:19):
I don't know change.
Speaker 13 (17:24):
How many sensitive being does it take to change the
light bub? Five one to do it? For to form
a support group?
Speaker 2 (17:32):
Get it?
Speaker 13 (17:33):
How many radicalphibitives does it take to change a light bub?
That's not funny? All right, well, thank you for looking
be at on the high spot neardy.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Hit me out there.
Speaker 5 (17:43):
I just need to get out of here.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Alright, we go, we go?
Speaker 3 (17:52):
All right?
Speaker 14 (17:52):
Is George thoroughgood and you're looking at John Boy and
Billy on the Peak show.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Good morning this week showing the radio with the gang
here this morning near the studio, neighborhood man. Ever since
we talked about that, uh, mom's mainly begging at the
intersection down the road. I hadn't seen around there dagging.
You'd said it, and I was gonna last week was
talking about I got me. I gave her a couple
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of dollars because you look old. You're standing out in
the intersection. I won't give no young, healthy looking people
begging at the car. But we're we're you eating chips.
When she knocked on your window and asked if she
have some checkie, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Where's the chip?
Speaker 11 (19:05):
Story?
Speaker 2 (19:05):
I didn't.
Speaker 11 (19:06):
I didn't have any. And now you're gonna make me
go get some and look for her. I've looked for
her since you said that, and I haven't seen her either.
Speaker 5 (19:13):
Thanks a lot.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
I'm telling you she may have just been crossing the street.
Speaker 5 (19:19):
You know, you look like you might have some chips
in there.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Next time you're there. Since I heard she's not going win,
I'm gonna ask her if she takes credit cards.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
She'll take one from you.
Speaker 11 (19:36):
I'm gonna carry chips, and I'm gonna say, here, moms,
Maybeley these are from John Boyd.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Obviously there's at least two people in the room who
don't know whom.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
I've seen pictures of it. That's why she remind me
of nice old moms. Maybe I've got to give her
a couple of dollars. You will give a nickname. I
love it, no clue. Well keep eyes and she says, yes,
she does take credit cards, almost say American Express because
nobody wants to take they gotta pay to take that.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
It's okay, I've got a copy of yours.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
I'll just give a alright to get back and one
week of control?
Speaker 3 (20:19):
Is that?
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Having fun? On Valentine's Day. Sherman Prett Big Show Bred
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Speaker 15 (21:03):
Oh chuckles, how's it going? Hey, there's a phone call
for you. No, not really, he always falls for that. Hello,
fellow love bendits Sherman's Bratt The Big Show Bright here
with today's topic, Valentine's Day. When you're a kid, certain
holidays are a license to steal, and like most special
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days on the calendar, Valentine's Day means only one thing,
candy and lots of it. All right, all right, there's
no Halloween or Easter or anything. But if you play
your card's right, you can clean up. Let me preach
on it around the middle of January. Start to act
on mot being sad around the girls. If they try
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to act nice and jump, just sigh and smile and
act all choked up chicks. Love is sensitive God, and
compared to the morons that are lifting up their skirts
and putting tacks on their check, you're gonna look like
a little angel sent down from Heaven. Make up some
bloga about it being this time last year when some
girl from out of town broke your heart. Make sure
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it's a totally made up name in town. This way,
some skeptic can't go checking up on your story. So
it goes like this. Talk about how you promised each
other candy on Valentine's Day, then right before the big day,
she dumped you. No, you'll never be able to eat
candy again with such a broken heart. Tell this story
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to six or seven girls. Now, don't go overboard and
get greedy. See in their girly minds, they will make
it their personal goal to help you snap out of
it and being women, How will they do it by
giving you candy the exact thing you said you'd never
eat again. Dames, it almost is easy to predict as
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your food. So until next time. This is shrimming' frtt
reminding you it's a kid's world.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
You don't you're on your own. Ah, y'all, let's play
wordy word one eight hundred Big Show you told free line,
will team up? Play next, quit pressing the buzzer, cleaning it.
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Good morning, I bet show's on the radio. This is
Monday morning and today's feature track for the Big Show
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for keywords love shack over ten thousand drags chew from
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Speaker 13 (24:03):
Dot com right now at everybody's head about the bed
wordy word, that.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
A worthy word. Let's meet her contestants. We got the
Meeta from a Chandler Indiana. Good morning to the Meeta.
Speaker 16 (24:17):
Good morning.
Speaker 11 (24:17):
How's it going guys?
Speaker 17 (24:19):
Great?
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Welcome? Okay, this is for quinit Hey. Now, first time
we've ever had a demeto on the Show's a that's
a nice probably.
Speaker 16 (24:30):
The last time to right, what.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
What's that all about? I mean, what were your parents doing?
Speaker 3 (24:37):
Well?
Speaker 16 (24:37):
My mom was gonna name me September Dawn, and then
she started reading an article about Demetrius the Greek god.
So she made demeta.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
About the awesome. It is a special one. Just well,
let's say, hey the Kim from Macon, Georgia on the
other line, Good morning Kim, Good morning pok.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
Hey.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Now what was your mom thinking?
Speaker 4 (25:01):
Well, she wanted to name me something nobody could make
a nickname out of, because every male in my family
had a one name and called something else, like William
and Bill.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
So uh.
Speaker 4 (25:13):
When she was in the hospital, she was reading a
book by Rudgard Kipling called Kim the Jungle Boy. And
that's how I got it.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Nicknames. Huh, unless you're talking to the nickname champion of
the world.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Yeah, yeah, it was all right. So it's Tater and
jungle Boy. I like it, and I'll take to meet child. Alright, interesting,
I like it all right, So Kim, you relaxing me
and to meet us. See what we gonna do for
the first thirty seconds? Are you ready, baby?
Speaker 16 (25:48):
I'm ready?
Speaker 2 (25:49):
All right, he would go, starting to clock. Now, Bill
cos Me says, eat this jello. Yeah, uh huh. This
is where the teachers and the students meet at school
in the library. No, no, does this where you go
in the what she teaches in the yes, uh huh,
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all right, a pocket one of these you carry it?
You can't take one in school? Uh yes, uh you
set in a chair. Uh huh. The blank of music.
Speaker 16 (26:25):
The sound?
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Yeah, good work to meet, don't we put a five
on the board. And now all Kim and Tator from
their round one? Yeah, JB you ready, Kim, I'm dark
talking to you, kid. I was shortening.
Speaker 6 (26:46):
You don't have to answer to.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Kim and Marcy ready.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Go all right.
Speaker 6 (26:53):
Kids used to say the blank of allegiance in class.
Uh huh, you you have to you'r when she.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Is made of this?
Speaker 6 (27:02):
Uh huh. You need one of these to eat like spaghetti,
a blank and spoon. Yep, this this animal goes. I
don't know, yes, wow, I don't know. Kids would get this.
They'd put this in their mouth.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Oh my, all right, well let's say what you got
four on the board. Good run, put a four on
their man made a leading by one going in to
round two. Good work on the goat. Yeah it could
have been a sick sheep. All right, alright, Tomata are
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you ready?
Speaker 11 (27:47):
I am ready?
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Okay, starting to clock now, Like large women would say,
I'm not fat, I blank water I hold no, another
word retained. Yes, all right, oh little boy, you are
in blank. Don't do that big trouble. Yes, a baby
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blank barbie was a barbie. Yes, uh huh. Okay, A
blank saved is a blank earned penny. Yes, you go
in the desert and you try to not die. Sorry,
I put a four on the five and nine score.
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Good work on your endometo so kimmentator five will force overtime,
six will win. Oh my gosh, Kim, are you ready?
Speaker 3 (28:41):
Absolutely and go?
Speaker 6 (28:44):
Blank of the fittest? The blank of the fittest? If
you're weak, you will not blank in this world?
Speaker 3 (28:55):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (28:56):
The last blank uh means it means you you live
like the desert. In the desert if you have water.
I know there's a lot of TV show, you know,
the blank of the Fittest. There's like three of you
near the strongest one will live. I would the blank
of the fittest. Did you hear the blank of the fittest?
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Okay? Nine to four? Yes, the word was survival.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (29:32):
I'm so sorry. I couldn't think of another glue.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
I did too well, cam down and making buddy, you
came up a little short. But you can try again anytime.
All right, my bad buddy.
Speaker 4 (29:46):
All right, that's right.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Thank you man, and to me the Chandler Indiana. You
get the Southern East riding back? Good game.
Speaker 16 (29:55):
Can I give a shout outs first time caller?
Speaker 2 (29:57):
You sure? Can you do that and I'll move you. Okay.
Speaker 16 (30:01):
I want to say hi to my husband and my children, Tren,
Brittany and Skyler, all my residents, Silver Birch, and my coworkers.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
Aws Dump all Stone. I ran out of words. Hang
on with.
Speaker 5 (30:17):
Jacket, thank you.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Good morning. Got the big show on the radio that
was the blank of the Fittest, Survival of the Fittest.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
That's what it goes.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
All right, we're moving on.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
I don't think we are.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Requested bit.
Speaker 3 (30:36):
All right.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
We got another list out of Magan Georgia, Adam Rowe.
Adam says, would you guys play for me? Willie P.
Richardson Frank calling about basketball shoes? You got it, Adam.
We're doing next.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
Y morning.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
It's a big show on the radio for your Monday.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
All right.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
Well, football's over weight. We've got the NBA All Star
Weekend coming up this weekend Day twenty five hundred, kicking
off the twenty twenty four nice car season there going allright, okay,
get that recurs. You've been right here, Adam Rod from
making Georgia basketball. Yeah that Willie Pete call.
Speaker 17 (31:45):
You.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
Oh, yes, I'm Jennifer. How you're doing the scenor you? Oh,
I'm pretty good. Oh. I was in there the other day.
My sister came in that woman to try on some shoes,
and I believe you was the one that waited on
the saint you were younger. Oh, yes, I'm always wonder
if you could have it. I got sought of an
unusual request or problem. My son Finna started playing basketball
(32:05):
up here at the college and he wear a size
fifteen or sixteen shoe, and I was wondering to y'all
have any of that big and stock basketball shoe and.
Speaker 17 (32:13):
Talking about well, but then you sids that we have
him in kids at fourteen?
Speaker 3 (32:18):
Yes, ma'am, well could you orner uh one size fifteen
or sixteen?
Speaker 17 (32:23):
And that's say I really got a right to order
shin they don't.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
Yeah, Uh yes, ma'am. Uh well look him, Uh, I
sure do need some help on there. So I tell you, uh,
he ain't got but one leg, And what I gonna
try to do. I know this sounds unusual for a
basketball player, but he got a full scholarship up here
to college. He's six foot eight and he play o
over here in uh Louisanna and high school and he
made All States this year. You all to see him
(32:47):
hopping down to that gold on that one leg. It's
real unused being rolled of him, all his big magazine
and everything about him. Sometimes he used to go fall there.
Fifty points a game are really uh, yes, ma'am. And
uh I didn't wanna have to buy I pat him shoot,
is what I'm talking about. I just wanted to see
if I could just get one somewhere. Uh, if we
could squeeze him into a fourteen and uh, y'all have
(33:09):
fun that big and stock down there.
Speaker 17 (33:11):
And yes we have that size into the shi, yes sir.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
Yes, the fourteen. Yes, ma'am. W Uh let me ask
you this. Uh could you just sell me one shoe?
Speaker 17 (33:20):
And now they don't only let us do that. Ah,
you don't have to keep that one, but I mean
we could keep it for you, but you have to
pay the full prie.
Speaker 3 (33:30):
Guess ma'am. Uh you couldn't get uh what I was wanting.
Could I just divide the price into two, you know,
and pay for one and maybe y'all could try to
sell that other one. They bound be somebody else around here,
you know. The baby got their leg cut off in
a saw mill or something like that. They just have
that one other leg on the other side, you know,
And maybe y'all could put a ad in the paper
bout it, you know. But H think y'all can do that.
Speaker 17 (33:51):
And that we can't really give this scout like that.
Speaker 3 (33:54):
Yes, ma'am, uh huh, well, I sure wish you could
help me with. Yes, I really ain't got enough wanted
to buy a pair of him, shoot, and I really
all not to have to pay for two, since he
ain't got but one foot you know?
Speaker 17 (34:06):
Uh who long did the second? Please?
Speaker 4 (34:07):
Sir?
Speaker 3 (34:10):
Just remember you there.
Speaker 17 (34:12):
I'm sorry, sir you talking that Jad hold on?
Speaker 3 (34:15):
Uh? Yes, member, you laughing about it?
Speaker 17 (34:17):
Nash? You go talking? Can?
Speaker 3 (34:19):
Yes? Member, my father, I heard you laughing. Not very
nice be laughing at this person like that.
Speaker 17 (34:23):
You don't, oh say, I wasn't laughing, Yes, ma'am.
Speaker 3 (34:26):
Uh do you think if I was to bring him
down there you could try one on him?
Speaker 17 (34:30):
Yes, he didn't come down here at time long.
Speaker 3 (34:32):
Try them on tall one. Hon Well, I tell you
what else I gonna aks you. Uh, do you go
to school up here, the college?
Speaker 17 (34:40):
Yes, say I my sophomore.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
Sophomore, Yes, ma'am, well, he gonna be looking for a
girlfriend when to get up here? You got a boyfriend?
Then sing?
Speaker 17 (34:47):
Yes, sir, well, he a.
Speaker 3 (34:49):
Real good boy. Uh. The only thing he ever did
bad that I can remember one time he stole the
uncle Carr and they wouldn't rob at the grocery store.
He was twelve. Then he ain't didn't nothing bad since then.
But he gonna be a good player up here.
Speaker 17 (35:01):
Yes, sir, I've been gonna study a will now.
Speaker 3 (35:04):
Yes, ma'am well, I sure do appreciate your help. And
I'm gonna bring him down there and pretty soon and
maybe we can try anyone on him, and I'm gonna
see it. Maybe if I had to go ahead and
pay for a pat him shooting, maybe I could run
ahead myself and see if I can see that other
one myself.
Speaker 17 (35:19):
Okay, that would work.
Speaker 3 (35:20):
O Ken, What was your name again, Jennifer? Yes, sir,
all right, Jennifer, I show appreciate your help by bout.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
Good morning. I gotta make you on the radio here.
It just a coming of more minutes gone win it.
After the broadcast laid Rises podcast about that, we're talking
about Domas Edison Earlier. Brandy always said Ben Franklin is
no way he invented all the stuff that he claimed
(36:13):
to invent, because he owned the first printing press.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
Well, he gave himself good ink, as they say. What
Ben Franklin did was he traveled a lot. I mean
a lot, like over way, across seas and so forth,
and he would see something and then come back home
with it and pretut and yeah, take credit for its invention,
like the pot belly.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
And it wasn't one of his kids. They had like
about thirty four right right.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
I just recently read because I've always wondered what was
the kite all about? I know it's a little off subject,
but it's really interesting. He was not the kite did
not get struck by lightning. The reason the key was
on there. He had silk string tied to the key.
The key that he was holding hemp cord, which was
like cotton that would conduct electricity. What he was trying
(37:01):
to prove is that the atmosphere created electricity. He was
putting the two together. So when he was flying during
the storm, he was getting it into the clouds where
all the negative ions are and he would touch the
key and it would emit a spark. And that's how
he proved it.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
And a lot of people have done like Tator moving
around the studio like that.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
A lot of people have died trying to recreate that.
By the way, Yeah, so y'all don't do that.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
Don't do that.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
But another one that kind of gets in my cross
Thomas Edison. I mean, because the only thing he can
actually take credit for is the phonograph.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
Everything else.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
He read a lot of science magazines and he would
see what somebody was working on, say in France, and
then he would say, well, hell, I'm to do that,
and so he would do it, and then yeah, he
would perfect it, you know, kind of like Apple does.
They wait for something that needs to be perfected and
then they put it out and take credit for it.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
Well, if you could put it so we could hear
that and understand how he would do that.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
I learned it all from the History Channel. Listen to
this little what's that?
Speaker 3 (38:01):
What's that thing you're working on?
Speaker 2 (38:02):
Well, it's a light bulb, light bulb, light bulb.
Speaker 3 (38:05):
I invented that me.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
I'm Thomas Edison. I invented the light bulb. What to do?
Speaker 1 (38:10):
It lights up a room using electrical lights up a room.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
Using electrical stuff.
Speaker 15 (38:15):
I was about to say that because I invented it.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
What are you working on? It's a phonograph phonograph. I
knew that because I invented it. I'm Thomas Edison. I rule, okay,
I should do it.
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Good morning, it's a big showing the radio. Ride headed
to the Daytona five hundred this Sunday, gotcha with our
man dog rise this Thursday. Hill already be down in
daytonas you're going here. And uh, by the way, it
was on this date in nineteen eighty four, kel Yarborough
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becomes the first Daytona five hundred qualifier above two hundred
miles hour. That was Koe.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
He was the first NASCAR driver I ever met in
my life.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
He was something. Man, He's good. You loved hanging around Koe.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
I won sound this uh. Eighteen eighty one, a Houston
woman described as rather large was sentenced to ten years
in prison for trying to steal two fur coats and
a color TV set from a department store by hiding
them between her legs. Yeah, you know you don't see
(01:21):
that many large im. You know the smashing grabs. We're
talking about all them idiots that should be locked up.
They're run in say back there, you know had styles.
She got ten years wow?
Speaker 5 (01:33):
Right, so and she was creative.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
I guess I'm missing the big point two fur coats
and a color TV hidden between her legs.
Speaker 6 (01:44):
Thinking that it's like, you know this fifty two inch
TV now, it's not like today's TV.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Yeah, yeah it was.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
It was no flet screen.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
It was a two TV, was no light TV. That's sir.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
It reminds me of the old drug you know. Help
me find my keys. We'll drive out here.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Police dub the shoplifter, the bow legged gang, no rather
lodge of one. Oh, we'll be careful out there. Good
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you make you visit? All right, well man. Last week
we were celebrating the Grammys with Old Brother Where art Thou?
The last album that on a Grammy soundtrack album that
was one of our favors. Wow, the request areted coming
in for for my version of Man of constant Sorrow?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
You know we recognize your voice when you're on the voicemail.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I'll do it. Don't try to tell me about hey
see Dixie in the big show studio. And now don't
distract me. I have a little problem jumping in sometimes.
Speaker 7 (03:21):
All right, Okay, all right, uh okay, all right.
Speaker 8 (03:27):
Oh doll, please don't Okay, all right, I hope I
know when to come in.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Okay, y'all, y'all do the first one.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
You know when to shut up?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Okay, all right, I'm ready Now I'm saying I'm still
going already man.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
And I just miss it.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Okay, Wat, I gotta figure out we're up back here?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Are y'all just waiting on meeting?
Speaker 7 (04:02):
Okay?
Speaker 8 (04:03):
All right, here we go, hand the maid, hand up,
constant irritation away. I see Hayworth a fall about near
her and a blue Brass classic. It's worse than hay
(04:27):
Keep Bridgie.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
It's worse than.
Speaker 9 (04:31):
Keep Baby.
Speaker 10 (04:47):
How the baby dive hauls from down the hallway, They
come to Wat, come down to gay if they like me? Now, Hi,
when I am singing, just wait until I get my case.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Just waiting against his cane. I get no respect.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
Heck that's from pillar abandoned.
Speaker 8 (05:37):
By the other God. No Pillars rely only likes me.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Colls.
Speaker 10 (05:49):
Twice a week we get free piles two times for me.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
Get me.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
I beg you guys, O me an apology one of y'all.
Don't shut up.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
I'm gonna go out of my mouth. Don't worry about it.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Boys.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
With a little editing, I think I can get it completely.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Out of it, Thank you very much. I'll be here
at lunch.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
All right.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
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(07:59):
Good morning, David.
Speaker 7 (08:01):
What's everybody?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
We all are and you get a chance to meet
the blow like.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
I really feel like I should dress up for this song,
for this music.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
And I was like, it's just the opposite. You start
feelings of stuff. Alright, David, Well, last day of questions.
You agree or disagree, get too right for too wrong,
and you get the Big Year Novel dot Com prize
packet which one times today. All right, mar scene According
(08:38):
to Mismanners hur again, Yes, I'm several of her books.
If it's necessary to blow your nose in public, you
should turn away and use your handkerchief? Should you also
say excuse me?
Speaker 6 (08:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Yeah, bad Aim?
Speaker 6 (08:59):
You do you say I can say that? According to
miss Manners, yes, you.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Should say excuse me after you turn away and blew
your nose. David, Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 1 (09:15):
I'm not agree with that?
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Agree with that? No, Miss Manners says, saying excuse me
will only attract more attention. Yes, doesn't want that.
Speaker 5 (09:32):
I thought I was gonna say.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
She's apologized profusely.
Speaker 11 (09:35):
Just I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Just the opposite of Mismanners, where there's a shocker for
ladies turned the friends. Do you, David, you need a
bell to stay alive? So today, we all know that
men have female hormones in their bodies. But does a
(10:03):
woman have male hormones in her body? Occasionally?
Speaker 5 (10:17):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Yes you are said, yes yes David, he says yes.
Speaker 8 (10:23):
Do you agree?
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Agree, you disagree, disagree? You should have agreed? Yes, no, yes,
they do have some more than occasionally. David will get
you a fine consolation prize because we don't want you
to go away empty handed. This morning.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
All right, all right, can I make a shout out?
Speaker 3 (10:49):
You?
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Sure can?
Speaker 1 (10:51):
I want to shout out to my buddy Ken Rest,
and we both listen to you on the John Boy
and Billy Big Show every morning.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Bob, but we appreciate you and your buddy.
Speaker 7 (11:01):
I can, I did. We're gonna jump out. I'll cut
you up on your news.
Speaker 12 (11:17):
My wonderful thing this morning.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Good morning, Let's make show on the radio. Congratulated once again.
I beg sure, listener down in Bullard, Texas, Pat Moore,
who won My wonderful Thing last week that Nico Sports
Bryce Young Heisman Trophy comember to football, including the first
seven games of his NFL career, handwritten in sharpie by
(12:16):
yours truly before we run him. Just want to see nowhere.
We got a new coach. Everything's looking good for next
next said, Bryce is on his way back. So so
Pat down in Texas, you hang on that football, yeah, proud, No, No,
(12:37):
don't know if Pat is a man or a woman.
You know Pat? The name Pat could go. Randy's wife
is named Pat is well to you, so you know
were I thought it was Noodle? So Jaggie double is Pat?
(12:59):
He is a man man, he is a Texas man.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Then this is that path not my path?
Speaker 2 (13:09):
All Rightyce Young football?
Speaker 5 (13:12):
There you go looking like a man.
Speaker 6 (13:18):
I hope every remembers that from SNL. What was I
just sound like I have problems?
Speaker 2 (13:23):
It was made a movie.
Speaker 5 (13:27):
It's a very funny character.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Look it up on YouTube.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Living in the past man, Like last week Pat got
the football. My wonderful Thing Number ninety two is my
MENSA card I told y'all I had a mensa card.
You can view it, and I'm proud to give it
away part of history. Maybe I weekn to deal a
little later. It all right when you make your visit
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to the Big show dot com.
Speaker 5 (14:00):
No gay, good morning.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
It's a big shawl the radio. Alright, some reven good.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Yeah, that's the one right there, one I always yeah,
the one you always use.
Speaker 9 (14:39):
Randy Jackie looking good back now then, Robert. Honestly, since
here hell coming off the summertime, and some regular members
of our congregation there at the Blessed Hope Baptist Church
been missing, a lot of church would have been going
on vacation trips. As a result, the weekly collection has
been down quite a bit, and I've been dropping a
few hints over the last couple of weeks. He wasn't
(15:00):
doing no good. So I decided this past Sunday a
more direct approach was called for. So see, I stood
up on Sunday morning, I fixed the congregation with a
steely eyed gaze and said, brothers and sisters, I normally
don't like the single people out from here in the
poor pit, but I have it on good authority there's
a man right here in the sanctuary this morning that
(15:21):
has been consulting with, as we say in the beers,
a woman.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Not his wife.
Speaker 9 (15:27):
I ain't gonna point no fingers yet, but I'm gonna
be watching y'all. And if the man don't put at
least five dollars in the collection play when it comes
around right now, I'm gonna reveal his name in front
of the entire congregation at the conclusion of my message today. Well,
it worked better than I thought he was going to.
When the play came back, there was twenty two five
dollar bills and then three singles and a note that said,
(15:49):
forever hold your piece, Rare. I'll bring the other two
dollars to.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
The six o'clock sent to night.
Speaker 9 (15:54):
And speaking of small change, please keep it going for
your headline, A less and gentlemen, here's good.
Speaker 13 (16:01):
Thank you, Ram, John Ball, red Day, Jackie o'fool, you're
using one of them.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
I've got to mess up and John.
Speaker 5 (16:08):
Ball belly blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 13 (16:09):
Okay, just cut to the joke with Polar Bear walks
into a bar, says I'll have a jed and toddy
bartender says, well, what's with the big poles? Polar Bear says,
I don't know, but Daddy have him to.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Turn bike.
Speaker 13 (16:24):
Walks into the bar and says, it's the bartender here.
See he's a turbite, and he says it's the bar
tender hair. You know, maybe I should have saved that
big pause from the last joke off College professor walks
in the bar, says, I'll have a Bartesius. Bartender says
you beat a Barteti. Professor says, if I want more
(16:45):
than one, I'll.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Let you go. I don't get down with either.
Speaker 13 (16:48):
That's a Latin joke, kind of like bartidi is the
plural of barttius.
Speaker 9 (16:52):
You know where you went wrong on that one?
Speaker 2 (16:54):
A Latin trying to go with.
Speaker 5 (16:58):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
I'll tell you why.
Speaker 13 (16:59):
I'm getting tired of these do y'all. I'm going to
lower the bar. All right, Maybe I should do some
light bub Joe, you appreciate this. How many Pentecostals does
it take to change a light bulb?
Speaker 2 (17:10):
I don't know hodly what because he's already got his
heads in there anyway.
Speaker 9 (17:15):
Hey, hey, independent Baptists, how many independent Baptists does it
take to.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Change the light bulb.
Speaker 5 (17:19):
I don't know change.
Speaker 13 (17:24):
How many sensitive being does it take to change the
light bub? Five one to do it? For to form
a support group?
Speaker 2 (17:32):
Get it?
Speaker 13 (17:33):
How many radicalphibitives does it take to change a light bub?
That's not funny? All right, well, thank you for looking
be at on the high spot neardy.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Hit me out there.
Speaker 5 (17:43):
I just need to get out of here.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Alright, we go, we go?
Speaker 3 (17:52):
All right?
Speaker 14 (17:52):
Is George thoroughgood and you're looking at John Boy and
Billy on the Peak show.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Good morning this week showing the radio with the gang
here this morning near the studio, neighborhood man. Ever since
we talked about that, uh, mom's mainly begging at the
intersection down the road. I hadn't seen around there dagging.
You'd said it, and I was gonna last week was
talking about I got me. I gave her a couple
(18:52):
of dollars because you look old. You're standing out in
the intersection. I won't give no young, healthy looking people
begging at the car. But we're we're you eating chips.
When she knocked on your window and asked if she
have some checkie, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Where's the chip?
Speaker 11 (19:05):
Story?
Speaker 2 (19:05):
I didn't.
Speaker 11 (19:06):
I didn't have any. And now you're gonna make me
go get some and look for her. I've looked for
her since you said that, and I haven't seen her either.
Speaker 5 (19:13):
Thanks a lot.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
I'm telling you she may have just been crossing the street.
Speaker 5 (19:19):
You know, you look like you might have some chips
in there.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Next time you're there. Since I heard she's not going win,
I'm gonna ask her if she takes credit cards.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
She'll take one from you.
Speaker 11 (19:36):
I'm gonna carry chips, and I'm gonna say, here, moms,
Maybeley these are from John Boyd.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Obviously there's at least two people in the room who
don't know whom.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
I've seen pictures of it. That's why she remind me
of nice old moms. Maybe I've got to give her
a couple of dollars. You will give a nickname. I
love it, no clue. Well keep eyes and she says, yes,
she does take credit cards, almost say American Express because
nobody wants to take they gotta pay to take that.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
It's okay, I've got a copy of yours.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
I'll just give a alright to get back and one
week of control?
Speaker 3 (20:19):
Is that?
Speaker 2 (20:20):
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Speaker 15 (21:03):
Oh chuckles, how's it going? Hey, there's a phone call
for you. No, not really, he always falls for that. Hello,
fellow love bendits Sherman's Bratt The Big Show Bright here
with today's topic, Valentine's Day. When you're a kid, certain
holidays are a license to steal, and like most special
(21:25):
days on the calendar, Valentine's Day means only one thing,
candy and lots of it. All right, all right, there's
no Halloween or Easter or anything. But if you play
your card's right, you can clean up. Let me preach
on it around the middle of January. Start to act
on mot being sad around the girls. If they try
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to act nice and jump, just sigh and smile and
act all choked up chicks. Love is sensitive God, and
compared to the morons that are lifting up their skirts
and putting tacks on their check, you're gonna look like
a little angel sent down from Heaven. Make up some
bloga about it being this time last year when some
girl from out of town broke your heart. Make sure
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it's a totally made up name in town. This way,
some skeptic can't go checking up on your story. So
it goes like this. Talk about how you promised each
other candy on Valentine's Day, then right before the big day,
she dumped you. No, you'll never be able to eat
candy again with such a broken heart. Tell this story
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to six or seven girls. Now, don't go overboard and
get greedy. See in their girly minds, they will make
it their personal goal to help you snap out of
it and being women, How will they do it by
giving you candy the exact thing you said you'd never
eat again. Dames, it almost is easy to predict as
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your food. So until next time. This is shrimming' frtt
reminding you it's a kid's world.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
You don't you're on your own. Ah, y'all, let's play
wordy word one eight hundred Big Show you told free line,
will team up? Play next, quit pressing the buzzer, cleaning it.
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Good morning, I bet show's on the radio. This is
Monday morning and today's feature track for the Big Show
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Big Show.
Speaker 13 (24:03):
Dot com right now at everybody's head about the bed
wordy word, that.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
A worthy word. Let's meet her contestants. We got the
Meeta from a Chandler Indiana. Good morning to the Meeta.
Speaker 16 (24:17):
Good morning.
Speaker 11 (24:17):
How's it going guys?
Speaker 17 (24:19):
Great?
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Welcome? Okay, this is for quinit Hey. Now, first time
we've ever had a demeto on the Show's a that's
a nice probably.
Speaker 16 (24:30):
The last time to right, what.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
What's that all about? I mean, what were your parents doing?
Speaker 3 (24:37):
Well?
Speaker 16 (24:37):
My mom was gonna name me September Dawn, and then
she started reading an article about Demetrius the Greek god.
So she made demeta.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
About the awesome. It is a special one. Just well,
let's say, hey the Kim from Macon, Georgia on the
other line, Good morning Kim, Good morning pok.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
Hey.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Now what was your mom thinking?
Speaker 4 (25:01):
Well, she wanted to name me something nobody could make
a nickname out of, because every male in my family
had a one name and called something else, like William
and Bill.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
So uh.
Speaker 4 (25:13):
When she was in the hospital, she was reading a
book by Rudgard Kipling called Kim the Jungle Boy. And
that's how I got it.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Nicknames. Huh, unless you're talking to the nickname champion of
the world.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Yeah, yeah, it was all right. So it's Tater and
jungle Boy. I like it, and I'll take to meet child. Alright, interesting,
I like it all right, So Kim, you relaxing me
and to meet us. See what we gonna do for
the first thirty seconds? Are you ready, baby?
Speaker 16 (25:48):
I'm ready?
Speaker 2 (25:49):
All right, he would go, starting to clock. Now, Bill
cos Me says, eat this jello. Yeah, uh huh. This
is where the teachers and the students meet at school
in the library. No, no, does this where you go
in the what she teaches in the yes, uh huh,
(26:11):
all right, a pocket one of these you carry it?
You can't take one in school? Uh yes, uh you
set in a chair. Uh huh. The blank of music.
Speaker 16 (26:25):
The sound?
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Yeah, good work to meet, don't we put a five
on the board. And now all Kim and Tator from
their round one? Yeah, JB you ready, Kim, I'm dark
talking to you, kid. I was shortening.
Speaker 6 (26:46):
You don't have to answer to.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Kim and Marcy ready.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Go all right.
Speaker 6 (26:53):
Kids used to say the blank of allegiance in class.
Uh huh, you you have to you'r when she.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Is made of this?
Speaker 6 (27:02):
Uh huh. You need one of these to eat like spaghetti,
a blank and spoon. Yep, this this animal goes. I
don't know, yes, wow, I don't know. Kids would get this.
They'd put this in their mouth.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Oh my, all right, well let's say what you got
four on the board. Good run, put a four on
their man made a leading by one going in to
round two. Good work on the goat. Yeah it could
have been a sick sheep. All right, alright, Tomata are
(27:46):
you ready?
Speaker 11 (27:47):
I am ready?
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Okay, starting to clock now, Like large women would say,
I'm not fat, I blank water I hold no, another
word retained. Yes, all right, oh little boy, you are
in blank. Don't do that big trouble. Yes, a baby
(28:08):
blank barbie was a barbie. Yes, uh huh. Okay, A
blank saved is a blank earned penny. Yes, you go
in the desert and you try to not die. Sorry,
I put a four on the five and nine score.
(28:30):
Good work on your endometo so kimmentator five will force overtime,
six will win. Oh my gosh, Kim, are you ready?
Speaker 3 (28:41):
Absolutely and go?
Speaker 6 (28:44):
Blank of the fittest? The blank of the fittest? If
you're weak, you will not blank in this world?
Speaker 3 (28:55):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (28:56):
The last blank uh means it means you you live
like the desert. In the desert if you have water.
I know there's a lot of TV show, you know,
the blank of the Fittest. There's like three of you
near the strongest one will live. I would the blank
of the fittest. Did you hear the blank of the fittest?
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Okay? Nine to four? Yes, the word was survival.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (29:32):
I'm so sorry. I couldn't think of another glue.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
I did too well, cam down and making buddy, you
came up a little short. But you can try again anytime.
All right, my bad buddy.
Speaker 4 (29:46):
All right, that's right.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Thank you man, and to me the Chandler Indiana. You
get the Southern East riding back? Good game.
Speaker 16 (29:55):
Can I give a shout outs first time caller?
Speaker 2 (29:57):
You sure? Can you do that and I'll move you. Okay.
Speaker 16 (30:01):
I want to say hi to my husband and my children, Tren,
Brittany and Skyler, all my residents, Silver Birch, and my coworkers.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
Aws Dump all Stone. I ran out of words. Hang
on with.
Speaker 5 (30:17):
Jacket, thank you.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Good morning. Got the big show on the radio that
was the blank of the Fittest, Survival of the Fittest.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
That's what it goes.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
All right, we're moving on.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
I don't think we are.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Requested bit.
Speaker 3 (30:36):
All right.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
We got another list out of Magan Georgia, Adam Rowe.
Adam says, would you guys play for me? Willie P.
Richardson Frank calling about basketball shoes? You got it, Adam.
We're doing next.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
Y morning.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
It's a big show on the radio for your Monday.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
All right.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
Well, football's over weight. We've got the NBA All Star
Weekend coming up this weekend Day twenty five hundred, kicking
off the twenty twenty four nice car season there going allright, okay,
get that recurs. You've been right here, Adam Rod from
making Georgia basketball. Yeah that Willie Pete call.
Speaker 17 (31:45):
You.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
Oh, yes, I'm Jennifer. How you're doing the scenor you? Oh,
I'm pretty good. Oh. I was in there the other day.
My sister came in that woman to try on some shoes,
and I believe you was the one that waited on
the saint you were younger. Oh, yes, I'm always wonder
if you could have it. I got sought of an
unusual request or problem. My son Finna started playing basketball
(32:05):
up here at the college and he wear a size
fifteen or sixteen shoe, and I was wondering to y'all
have any of that big and stock basketball shoe and.
Speaker 17 (32:13):
Talking about well, but then you sids that we have
him in kids at fourteen?
Speaker 3 (32:18):
Yes, ma'am, well could you orner uh one size fifteen
or sixteen?
Speaker 17 (32:23):
And that's say I really got a right to order
shin they don't.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
Yeah, Uh yes, ma'am. Uh well look him, Uh, I
sure do need some help on there. So I tell you, uh,
he ain't got but one leg, And what I gonna
try to do. I know this sounds unusual for a
basketball player, but he got a full scholarship up here
to college. He's six foot eight and he play o
over here in uh Louisanna and high school and he
made All States this year. You all to see him
(32:47):
hopping down to that gold on that one leg. It's
real unused being rolled of him, all his big magazine
and everything about him. Sometimes he used to go fall there.
Fifty points a game are really uh, yes, ma'am. And
uh I didn't wanna have to buy I pat him shoot,
is what I'm talking about. I just wanted to see
if I could just get one somewhere. Uh, if we
could squeeze him into a fourteen and uh, y'all have
(33:09):
fun that big and stock down there.
Speaker 17 (33:11):
And yes we have that size into the shi, yes sir.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
Yes, the fourteen. Yes, ma'am. W Uh let me ask
you this. Uh could you just sell me one shoe?
Speaker 17 (33:20):
And now they don't only let us do that. Ah,
you don't have to keep that one, but I mean
we could keep it for you, but you have to
pay the full prie.
Speaker 3 (33:30):
Guess ma'am. Uh you couldn't get uh what I was wanting.
Could I just divide the price into two, you know,
and pay for one and maybe y'all could try to
sell that other one. They bound be somebody else around here,
you know. The baby got their leg cut off in
a saw mill or something like that. They just have
that one other leg on the other side, you know,
And maybe y'all could put a ad in the paper
bout it, you know. But H think y'all can do that.
Speaker 17 (33:51):
And that we can't really give this scout like that.
Speaker 3 (33:54):
Yes, ma'am, uh huh, well, I sure wish you could
help me with. Yes, I really ain't got enough wanted
to buy a pair of him, shoot, and I really
all not to have to pay for two, since he
ain't got but one foot you know?
Speaker 17 (34:06):
Uh who long did the second? Please?
Speaker 4 (34:07):
Sir?
Speaker 3 (34:10):
Just remember you there.
Speaker 17 (34:12):
I'm sorry, sir you talking that Jad hold on?
Speaker 3 (34:15):
Uh? Yes, member, you laughing about it?
Speaker 17 (34:17):
Nash? You go talking? Can?
Speaker 3 (34:19):
Yes? Member, my father, I heard you laughing. Not very
nice be laughing at this person like that.
Speaker 17 (34:23):
You don't, oh say, I wasn't laughing, Yes, ma'am.
Speaker 3 (34:26):
Uh do you think if I was to bring him
down there you could try one on him?
Speaker 17 (34:30):
Yes, he didn't come down here at time long.
Speaker 3 (34:32):
Try them on tall one. Hon Well, I tell you
what else I gonna aks you. Uh, do you go
to school up here, the college?
Speaker 17 (34:40):
Yes, say I my sophomore.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
Sophomore, Yes, ma'am, well, he gonna be looking for a
girlfriend when to get up here? You got a boyfriend?
Then sing?
Speaker 17 (34:47):
Yes, sir, well, he a.
Speaker 3 (34:49):
Real good boy. Uh. The only thing he ever did
bad that I can remember one time he stole the
uncle Carr and they wouldn't rob at the grocery store.
He was twelve. Then he ain't didn't nothing bad since then.
But he gonna be a good player up here.
Speaker 17 (35:01):
Yes, sir, I've been gonna study a will now.
Speaker 3 (35:04):
Yes, ma'am well, I sure do appreciate your help. And
I'm gonna bring him down there and pretty soon and
maybe we can try anyone on him, and I'm gonna
see it. Maybe if I had to go ahead and
pay for a pat him shooting, maybe I could run
ahead myself and see if I can see that other
one myself.
Speaker 17 (35:19):
Okay, that would work.
Speaker 3 (35:20):
O Ken, What was your name again, Jennifer? Yes, sir,
all right, Jennifer, I show appreciate your help by bout.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
Good morning. I gotta make you on the radio here.
It just a coming of more minutes gone win it.
After the broadcast laid Rises podcast about that, we're talking
about Domas Edison Earlier. Brandy always said Ben Franklin is
no way he invented all the stuff that he claimed
(36:13):
to invent, because he owned the first printing press.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
Well, he gave himself good ink, as they say. What
Ben Franklin did was he traveled a lot. I mean
a lot, like over way, across seas and so forth,
and he would see something and then come back home
with it and pretut and yeah, take credit for its invention,
like the pot belly.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
And it wasn't one of his kids. They had like
about thirty four right right.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
I just recently read because I've always wondered what was
the kite all about? I know it's a little off subject,
but it's really interesting. He was not the kite did
not get struck by lightning. The reason the key was
on there. He had silk string tied to the key.
The key that he was holding hemp cord, which was
like cotton that would conduct electricity. What he was trying
(37:01):
to prove is that the atmosphere created electricity. He was
putting the two together. So when he was flying during
the storm, he was getting it into the clouds where
all the negative ions are and he would touch the
key and it would emit a spark. And that's how
he proved it.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
And a lot of people have done like Tator moving
around the studio like that.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
A lot of people have died trying to recreate that.
By the way, Yeah, so y'all don't do that.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
Don't do that.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
But another one that kind of gets in my cross
Thomas Edison. I mean, because the only thing he can
actually take credit for is the phonograph.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
Everything else.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
He read a lot of science magazines and he would
see what somebody was working on, say in France, and
then he would say, well, hell, I'm to do that,
and so he would do it, and then yeah, he
would perfect it, you know, kind of like Apple does.
They wait for something that needs to be perfected and
then they put it out and take credit for it.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
Well, if you could put it so we could hear
that and understand how he would do that.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
I learned it all from the History Channel. Listen to
this little what's that?
Speaker 3 (38:01):
What's that thing you're working on?
Speaker 2 (38:02):
Well, it's a light bulb, light bulb, light bulb.
Speaker 3 (38:05):
I invented that me.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
I'm Thomas Edison. I invented the light bulb. What to do?
Speaker 1 (38:10):
It lights up a room using electrical lights up a room.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
Using electrical stuff.
Speaker 15 (38:15):
I was about to say that because I invented it.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
What are you working on? It's a phonograph phonograph. I
knew that because I invented it. I'm Thomas Edison. I rule, okay,
I should do it.
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