November 27, 2023 • 41 mins
Monday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Carl Childers explains the Peanuts Christmas Special.. - We talk with the guru of guitar, Gary Hoey.. - Hoyt and the Junior Nation Band share the karaoke stage with Marvin Webster.. - The Grumpy old Man tells us why he hates Thanksgiving.. - and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:23):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
It's a big show on the radio for you. Monday,
November twenty seventh. You having a birthday today, Happy birthday,
sharing one with my brother Joel, My brother Joel, Happy birthday.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Boo boo.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
And oh Jimmy Hendricks would have been eighty one years
old today. That was something in common with Jimmy Hendrix.
My musical instrument was set on fire.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Not by me. That was more of a protest by
the rest of us.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
No.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Actually, Jimmy Hendrix was a big fan of the Andy
Griffith Show.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Oh yeah, Jimmy's fan.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
I think there's a somewhere on YouTube there's a guitar
or him playing the theme song to Andy griff.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
I've seen it before.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Yeah, he said he loved that one when they were
whistling going to the fishing Hole. Yeah, the way it started, Well,
all right, I.
Speaker 6 (01:15):
Always think Green Acres place this song.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
I got qued up right here, You buddy were on
the same page.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Hit it.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Good, God, y'all. Green Acres is the place to be.
Speaker 7 (02:38):
Farm living is a life for me, Land spreading out
so far and life keep Manhattan. Give me that countryside,
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Get down.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Now, get back up. Rock and rolls.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Good morning bike shows on the radio coming up to
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Hang on playboard. Minutes of first putting Thanksgiving in the
rear view mirror, we grumpy.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
That's right, I'm old and I like nothing new, all
this jibber jabber about Thanksgiving. Yeah, Pepperoni. In my day,
we didn't crawl out of bed at the crack of
dawn to spend our Thanksgiving morning fixing our fat, ugly
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young uns big plates of greasy pork meat, feeding them
in the living room so they could stare and drool
and oogle at that big fancy flat screen idiot box
watching a bunch of pin heads pulling a parcel of
giant balloons down the street with some shoe business horses,
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ass like Regis Fielding telling everyone he's not wearing a coat.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Because of global warming.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
Whooped, he doode, And then here come a gaggle of
pimply faced high school marching band losers who are weak
and sickly to play on the football team. Massacre and
another song about the baby Jesus.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
No Surrey Bob.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
When I was a boy, if we wanted Thanksgiving morning entertainment,
we go next door and wake up that family of
slow witted, dirt worshiping heathen fourigners. We'd strip them buck
naked and run them through the streets while we whipped
them with thistle bushes and poked them in the butt
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with a hayfork. And when they got too tired to run,
screaming for their lives, we heard them into the hog
pin and let the pigs gnaw on them. Whoop, totally doo.
Now look at us, we're ignorant, intolerant rednecks. Yeehaw. That's
how we rolled, and we liked it. And when dinner
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time come around, it weren't no high dollar butter balls
with all the fixings. We'd hunt our dinner like real men.
We'd go out in the field carrying a stick with
a big rusty nail in it, and we'd lambast some
rabbit raccoon, and because we were too stupid to build
a fire, we have to eat it raw. The lucky
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ones would get lockjaw from the rusty nail. The rest
of us would all get rabies for Christmas, and half
the clad would die off before New Years. The other
half would stalk around the countryside like some sort of
holidays zombies, sucking the brains out of our friends and neighbors. Hey,
look at me, I'm a mouth bowming maniac. Let me
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bite a hole in your skull. Merry Christmas, and by
New Years the whole towny would be infected. In the
military would have to come in and napalmers all.
Speaker 6 (06:54):
And we liked it.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
We loved it. Thanksgiving, Uh that was I'm not sure, but.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
All right, go and get the grumps out before before
this whole holiday things together with more family.
Speaker 7 (07:17):
I like it.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Hey, let's play this current events quiz Badley, You got
what we're dealing with.
Speaker 8 (07:22):
A mom and dad in Minnesota found out their daughter
and a very popular toy have a lot in common.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Oh kind of me and Jimmy Hendrix Florida. Yeah, one
eight hundred, big show. You're told. Free line across America.
You take sea, you will win. We play next. Good Morning,
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It's a Big Show on the radio. Rning to you
Monday Morning. Featured track today from the Big Show, Big
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Speaker 1 (08:13):
Christmas Music.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Search for keywords Christmas music when you go to the
Big Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Get in the Big boxy right now, perap squad. Okay,
come Willis's time.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Quiz Yay, that's the head. Kirby out of Canton, Mississippi.
Good morning, Kirby Morning. Who are who are Buddy?
Speaker 1 (08:43):
All right? Curb, Let's listen to Bill and you win
this prize pack. Well.
Speaker 8 (08:47):
Every year, the makers of the popular American Girl toy
line pick one of their dolls to be the Doll
of the Year, and this year's honoree is a blondheaded
doll named Lilah Monetti, who, according to her official biograph,
is a Midwestern gal from the small town of Saint Louis, Minnesota,
and this was especially big news for the Manetti family,
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who also live in Minnesota and have a daughter named
Lila Monetti. The Monettes couldn't believe it when a local
TV station called to get their reaction. American Dolls sent
the Manettes a care package of the Lilah doll and
all her accessories. The company says they had no idea
there was a real Lila Monette in Minnesota, and Lilah
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the Doll has a lot of differences from her real
life namesake. For example, unlike the real Lilah, Lila the
Doll A takes piano lessons, b wants to go to
medical school and be a doctor. Or C gets a
ten percent cut of online sales at americangirl dot com.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
What'd you got, Kirby?
Speaker 9 (09:49):
I think I will go with.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
C all right, Kirby to go Redmax, prist back head
for you down Canton, Mama him.
Speaker 9 (10:01):
All right, first time caller, give a shout out.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
You go ahead, Kurry, Thanks all my brothers in blues
got your six. Thank you, Kirby, Appreciate your service, buddy,
Proud to have you listening.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Glad you won.
Speaker 10 (10:14):
All right, thank you, that's your bout.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Cut you up on your news. Right on the other side.
Got a call coming in from Central Belize.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
One roll let you home. Good morning, it's a big
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show on the radio for you.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Monday morning, November twenty seventh, Were's time we'll catch up
with our old buddy Monroe Fisher. You're always right around Thanksgiving.
But first of all, good morning Monroe. How many years
have we been connecting around Thanksgiving?
Speaker 9 (11:27):
Welcome back to my world, big and good morning, joh
Boy Billy. I've been calling you. I'm calling from believe
I've called you. This the twenty seventh year I've called
Joe for Thanksgiving weekend.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
It's been a while.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
All right, Well, happy, I hope you had a happy
Thanksgiving there month.
Speaker 9 (11:45):
Well you know, may I hang in here, we go
out and slaughter pigs and turkeys down here. But Johnny,
thank you for my thirty seconds here over over Mark.
The first time I called you was in nineteen ninety six.
I called you nineteen ninety six, you and John Blick Billy,
and I called you from the Mosquito Coast of Hunters.
(12:08):
Thank you for allowing me this quick shout at about
my sixth book. I never wrote a book until I
got away from you with that fact, and it's about
book is releasing today. It's released on Amazon. Jacintoville in
the Heart of the Jungle by Julian Monroe Fisher. They
say Johnny is a fictional account from Latin America and
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West Africa, part one of a trilogy about George Gordon
Jackson Walker. I had to change one hundred and thirty
names and the country. If an anthropologist meat breaking back,
It's currently number sixty nine. Billy would appreciate this number
sixty nine in the top one hundred Amazon Kindle Travel
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short Reads, number two hundred and twelve in travel writing
from Centhoville and A Heart of the Jungle. But You
Lean Monroe Fture available in print and kindle on Amazon
dot Com. Please buy a bunch dumping biggin for Christmas.
All purchases go come. I Staying Alive from me, all.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Right, Bud Roe, congratulations on your sixth book, and y'aon't
get it at Amazon.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
We'll catch up buddy right around Christmas time.
Speaker 9 (13:21):
You man, I everybody, I love y'all, aybody.
Speaker 10 (13:23):
Thank you made.
Speaker 11 (13:49):
Good.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Monday morning, big shows on the radio say how Catberry's
Thanksgiving dinner with a clump swint in about twenty minutes.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
What would the big girl the Dollar store say?
Speaker 6 (14:04):
My fate?
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Yeah, what I was saying, I thank everybody already knows.
Speaker 8 (14:15):
She says, both of those things.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
Did job.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
But right now, It's time for dumb Crook news. Dumb
crook stories gleaned from newspapers and wire services and mostly
send in by you the big show listeners and the address.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
We'll follow this report.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
A woman in Mount Carmel, Tennessee, stole a purse from
a car in a parking lot and found the owner's
check book inside and went on a shopping spree. A
week later, the thief got pulled over by a policeman
who found the stolen checkbook. The thief gave investigators a
lot of help solving the case. She'd been keeping track
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of the remain balance by writing down all the fraudulent
charges in the checkbook register.
Speaker 8 (15:09):
It is possible to be too organized.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
He didn't want to get over drawn. Have you see
those fees?
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Marion, Illinois man was arrested for stealing a street sweeper.
The operator left a sweeper running while using a leaf
blower on a problem spot in a bargain lot, and
twenty seven year old man fleeing from police noticed the sweeper,
hopped on and tried to make it his getaway car.
He was arrested after a short, very low speed pursuit.
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Good try oj, they don't go real fast.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
A man broke into a house in Wilmington, Delaware through
a window and discovered a well stocked bar inside. He
finished off three bottles of gin and two bottles of whiskey.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
I hope he was there for a while well.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
When he decided to leave three days later, the burglar
discovered that all the doors in the house needed a
key to open them, even from the inside. Too drunk
to climb out the window, he called nine to one
one for help. Investigators say the homeowner of the special
double locks installed when the same burglar broke into the
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same house.
Speaker 11 (16:18):
A year earlier.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
When a man hit a two thousand dollars jackpot at
a casino in Erie, Pennsylvania, it turned out to be
the unluckiest day of his life. The winner had been
banned from casinos when he enrolled in a state rehab
program for compulsive gamblers, so the two thousand dollars jackpot
went to the compulsive gambler's fund, and the winner was
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charged with trespassing for being in the casino. In the
first flatow, the woman in ben Oregon hired a company
to clean up her dog's poop from her yard when
the woman fell behind and making her monthly payments and
started ducking phone calls about the bill.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Yeah, the frustrated.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Company went to her home and dumped one hundred and
fifty dollars worth of dog poop in her front yard.
Speaker 5 (17:11):
I didn't know they had commata is man.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
A police went in a convenience store in Lebanon, Pennsylvania,
noticed a man walking out of the store's restroom, examining
the ball cap in his hand with a puzzled look
on his face. Well, the cop walked up to the man,
peeled a baggy of marijuana off his forehead and said,
is this what you're looking for? The man that hid
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the stash inside his hat and the perspiration made the
plastic bag stick to his forehead.
Speaker 6 (17:42):
You think they call it DOPEO.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
A twenty nine year old Glendale, Arizona man was arrested
for stealing copper wiring from an air conditioning company truck
parked in a driveway. The thief had so much trouble
pulling the wire out of the truck he accidentally sliced
off one of his fingers. Well, the suspect told investigators
he injured his hand while working on his car, but
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The finger found in the crime scene matched a set
of the man's fingerprints on file at the.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Loco Police the boat here hold this up.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Driver in Valley Springs, California called nine to one one
to report a trucker right in front of him who
was weaving all over the road. When police stopped the trucker,
the driver who reported him also pulled over well. The
cops soon realized the truck driver was completely sober, but
the man who reported him was drunk, So the trucker
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had been driving just fine. The guy behind him was
the one doing all the swerving and weaving on was
a truck in front of him.
Speaker 8 (18:55):
That's him him off there he killed at.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Yeah. Finally, a Swedish woman pulled over by police on
suspicion of du wat admitted that she had been drinking,
but said her driving was not affected because she remembered
to keep one eye closed so she wouldn't suffer from
double vision. If you got dumb crook news, mail to
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dumb crook News Big Show peel box one nine, Charlotte
didn't see two eight two one nine, email anybody but
me at the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Good morning, The Big Show's on the radio. More big
show right.
Speaker 10 (19:40):
Around the corner.
Speaker 12 (19:42):
I'm working with mister mill Cox over his outfit. And
I like listening to John Boyd and Billy and that
they're big yoe. I like the way they talk. They're
funny ha ha, not funny queer, that's what they say. Anyhow,
I figured out what John boy had heard time getting
darted the morning.
Speaker 11 (20:02):
Ain't gotten a gage?
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio. And
John Boys wonderful thing. We're still a wonderful thing. Giveaway
number eighty seven. We weren't here on Friday. I was
out shopping for all y'all's presence.
Speaker 13 (20:54):
And when you say y'all, who do you mean y'all?
Speaker 4 (21:00):
You know?
Speaker 2 (21:01):
I like the last thing I said Wednesday before Thanksgiving
was every Thanksgiving from my family to left all y'all out.
I'm sorry, right.
Speaker 5 (21:10):
Ain't that just like a woman to draw you out
on something she knows you're lying about it?
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Anyway?
Speaker 2 (21:18):
The good news, Yeah, you got until this Friday to
register for those two pre blown wooden train whistles of
the Great Train Store in Orlando, Florida, probably the last
thing you'll ever get unless you owned it.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
When when it was when it was closed. But y'all
like a train, all right there? Just giveaway as a drink, yea.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
Go check it out at the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio. Coming up we play.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Worthy word Redmax prize pack is not up for grabs
because I just gave it away at ago.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
So was that out loud?
Speaker 4 (21:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Yeah, talking tracking the entire free world.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Here here we go.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
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all the details you need. All right, hang on, play
for it in minutes. First, let's see how Thanksgiving with
with my butler, because he's my butler.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
This is the place, Cadburry, let's go. Why are we
doing this again, sir well?
Speaker 2 (22:44):
I thought that by giving one of our listeners the
opportunity to have me over for Thanksgiving dinner would be good.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
Pr I see, so your family is out of town
then has nothing in the fridge.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Bingo, good plans. At least you don't have to cook,
and thankfully neither do you.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
Oh that breakfast you prepared has left my nuds in
a tumult.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Spicy pork, brains and eggs are in a quired taste.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
Eh.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
And who are these people again?
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Let's see mister and missus Kleida's Clump. Now, just do
me a favoring. Don't cause any trouble at least until
I finished eating simple meal with an average American family.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
What could go wrong?
Speaker 14 (23:28):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Look at you, John Boy, John Boy, John Boy, You're adorable.
Look at those boyish apple cheeks.
Speaker 4 (23:38):
I'm Catberry, madam, mister busman servant.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
I'm John Boy. But you're right, I am adorable, and
you must be. Missus Clump. You could just call me mama.
Pardon me, mama? Could you let go of my cheek?
Speaker 4 (23:51):
Now?
Speaker 10 (23:52):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Come in, come in, my precious angels, yo, just in time.
We're just sitting down to eat.
Speaker 13 (23:59):
Hey, who the hell comes ringing the dog bell on
Thanksgiving Day? Hey, mister clumb, white boys hit the deck woman,
it's a home invasion.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Clearus.
Speaker 4 (24:11):
Put y nine away. This is John Boy and Cad Barrett.
These boys are our guests, Yon Boy from the radio.
Speaker 13 (24:19):
Yes, sir, the hog, he's got a damn butler and
he's got to come by and movet your meat off
the working man.
Speaker 4 (24:24):
I ended a contest on the Big Show and I won,
so I got to have them over for Thanksgiving.
Speaker 13 (24:29):
Wait wait, wait, wait a minute, let me get this straight.
You won, but they get to eat for free? What
the hell contest to say?
Speaker 7 (24:37):
Clump?
Speaker 1 (24:37):
You behave John Boy is our guests.
Speaker 4 (24:39):
Look why why can't you listen to one of them
skinny little gay fellows on the low.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
End of the die.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Look at the size of these two mules. Damn hey,
where Billy did you eat them?
Speaker 11 (24:48):
On the way over?
Speaker 4 (24:49):
I spa forget about the leftovers? Lead us well, perhaps
we've come into bad time.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Yeah, mama, Clump, maybe we better go. No now, don't
you mind?
Speaker 4 (24:58):
Kleadas you boys down and I'll fix you a nice
big plate of hope mate, Thanksgiving deliciousness.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
Well, if your sure's no trouble, ooh, how could you
ever beat trouble?
Speaker 4 (25:12):
Let me count the ways, madam. Just don't expect any
damn doggie bags? Am I too late or then clean
us eat it all. Well, looks like we have enough
aft all. Now we got two tough old birds at
the table. I'd like to throw hot grease on you here, god,
old fool, I'm strapped. I got my rais on me.
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I'll cut you into cap fifth bait.
Speaker 10 (25:35):
You know what.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
We'll just pick something up on the way home. Yeah,
certainly so.
Speaker 4 (25:39):
Some of those petrol station sandwiches should suffice nonsense.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Here you go, eat up now?
Speaker 4 (25:45):
Oh, looking thief too fine? Oh, young man caught me
in a mine. A couple of a lumberjack. You boy,
bring any wood this day?
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Just let them eat so they can get the hell
out of here. Plan on so and a few lugs my.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
Own later on.
Speaker 4 (26:02):
And I don't need homo and Jeff throw hogging the cat?
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Did he just called me a homo? Easy?
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Big?
Speaker 15 (26:09):
And just eat your cranberries? Yeah, fruit for fruity now,
I'll see Yeah. Oh, how is everything just awesome? Positively scrumptious?
Madam grumptious?
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Who are you, Willie Walker?
Speaker 13 (26:22):
It's damn god woman, And there's the seal of approval
lead us.
Speaker 4 (26:27):
I about to call my name. Yeah, if your name
is a disgusting habit. Who should be more respectful of
your families? Huh, he can't help it. Cletus is so
full of it. If he didn't do that, he'd explode.
Thank you, Cadbury, Cletus, you act like a gentleman. He
ain't looking here, mister nanny. This is my house, and
in my house is how a real man says thank you?
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Really be cool. I'm almost done with my pie.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
Don't wear is hun? I think I understand our hourst
Now they suggest you take cover what your special breakfast
has kicked in at the most opportune time.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
You don't mean you've been one, sir?
Speaker 4 (27:07):
Oh live a roche. How of your people say thank you?
I dare say, ain't nothing as feebly as you? For example,
that's good, but not as good as this bravosa I said,
never have held back? Wow, like somebody burnt the collar.
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Green tat right back at you.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Mama.
Speaker 4 (27:40):
Mama helped me open the windows. Too late for that
abandoned ship. Oh lord, I can't bathe Come old, ladies.
I think the golden growl is open my dream? What
about your friend?
Speaker 9 (27:58):
Bring it?
Speaker 1 (28:01):
I think it's too late? All right? I like what expected.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Let's play wordy word, y'all one eight hundred Big Show.
You told free line. We'll get a couple of contestants
and play next. Good Monday morning. There's a Big Show
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on the radio. Today's feature track for the Big Show
Big Box Reverend Billy Red Collins Christmas Music Ray. I'm
gonna lay it on the line with the things about
the Christmas music. Then you can get it and hit
the bit box at the Big Show dot Com right
now by the way that click the own air contest button.
You got it right there at the Big Show dot Com.
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Do you want to plan and can't get through, we call.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
You listen to it.
Speaker 11 (29:08):
I went to everybody's head.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
I bout the bad don't word the word don't worth
they were. Let's meet her contestants.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
We got Nick from Elberfield, Indiana. Good morning, Nick, Good morning,
Hey Morny, welcome, And we got George out of North Charleston,
South Carolina. Find neck, thank you, Hey, George, good morning.
All right, Well Nick, that's George from North Charleston.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
George. That's Nick the bar Neverfield.
Speaker 7 (29:43):
Hello, George, George.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
We're gonna team up here, George, Tater and Randy's team.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
You got y'all live wire, sir, calm down, Hey.
Speaker 14 (29:56):
Georgie, are you on a speakerphone or hands free?
Speaker 9 (30:01):
I can switch over, would you like me to.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
We want you to not be on the speaker phone. Yes,
better for you too, all right, So George on, Tator
and Randy. Okay, Nick on the John Boye mill side.
All right, two rounds. You know the way we do it,
So George, you relax, gonna be me and Nick for
the first thirty seconds.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
Nick, are you read?
Speaker 9 (30:24):
Sorry?
Speaker 1 (30:25):
You ready to Nick? Don't start the clock yet.
Speaker 16 (30:28):
Yeah, I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
I got him all right, Oh you're ready? Tator got
him up there.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
It looks like we're all set. Wow, that's a toughie. Okay,
start the clock now, all right?
Speaker 11 (30:40):
Nick?
Speaker 1 (30:41):
Basketball, you shoot a three blank shot.
Speaker 11 (30:45):
Point?
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Yes, uh huh.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
You do this with three balls in the air, juggle, yeah,
uh huh.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
This is what you pack stuff in and it squeaks
and some people don't like it. It's white and yes,
uh huh. Snow coming down the mountain, it's a yes,
uh huh.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
The Miami what football team often hoy? Alright, Jackie, while
we end up with them baby five on the board.
Good work, Nick with fine, wow, all right, well George
and Taylor usually five eight nothing but tat George, you
should have it to your buddy getting my head. Okay, Well,
let's see a brand new word, miss and go.
Speaker 14 (31:31):
All right? This male deer has antlers? What is he? Yes?
Rhymes with it?
Speaker 1 (31:37):
The quack quack?
Speaker 14 (31:38):
What animal is at? Yeah? Rhymes with it?
Speaker 10 (31:41):
Hey?
Speaker 14 (31:41):
Four leaf clover is what?
Speaker 1 (31:43):
Good luck? Good luck?
Speaker 14 (31:44):
Rise with it? You might blank the feathers off of
a bird. Oh okay, how about this hockey you have?
You hit this with the hockey stick?
Speaker 6 (31:53):
Yes?
Speaker 14 (31:54):
Oh, you.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Like right now?
Speaker 14 (31:59):
When you can't think of something, you're what?
Speaker 3 (32:04):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Did you give him? All right?
Speaker 9 (32:11):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (32:12):
You five on the board, five and five? All right,
tied up. See what y'all can do for round two? Nick,
you are with Billy? Are you ready? I'm ready and.
Speaker 4 (32:27):
Go.
Speaker 8 (32:27):
When you squeeze an orange, this comes out of and
you drink it.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Yep.
Speaker 8 (32:33):
You carve this at Thanksgiving, carve a face on it, Turkey, No,
I'm sorry Halloween.
Speaker 9 (32:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (32:39):
Yeah, you wear this to protect your head when you're
riding a motorcycle helmet Yep, you eat this. It comes
in ears in the from the field and then you eat.
Speaker 6 (32:50):
It corn on the.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
Cop there all all right?
Speaker 8 (32:55):
This is an animal in Australia that has a pouch
and the baby's in it.
Speaker 14 (33:01):
All right?
Speaker 1 (33:01):
And another five on that five of ten for Nick,
So wow's giving you Billy's house Mys suck I already
turned off George and Randy.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
All right, five will force over time, six will win.
Four won't be enough? Ready go denty Moore makes this.
It's beef. What that's right?
Speaker 5 (33:26):
Uh, it's a color associated with boys, not pink for girls.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
It's rhymes with it.
Speaker 5 (33:32):
This is what you call all the people who work
for you on a ship. That's right, also rhymes with it.
Your bill has come, what is right? And you might
get a shot to prevent yourself from getting this disease.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
And this is what cow says.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
For the wind.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
And well that's a good game. Boy's a good game.
Speaker 9 (34:05):
And Nick, George.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
The game up a little shore. But nigg you can
try again in time.
Speaker 10 (34:10):
Buddy.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
We appreciate you. Have a great day over in Indiana.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
Thank you, Yeah, buddy, George, look at you down North
Charleston winning a big Old Day to Day Light beer.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
Prize pack for your celebration. Hi, George, hang on.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
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We got one of those? We do well? All right,
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We'll do it.
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What is a doubt?
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It's a wooden spear.
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Good joy?
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Kevin Liplas gives us in the Christmas spirit, I got God.
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Uh?
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get a limp to touch now, Hey, hey host conor
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I can't shame word that start with him? Like at
you on? Michael who hi.
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Arn high?
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Hide a talk?
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Marry Mitchell smooch and Michael's move Mary Josey.
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to touch my lips?
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Yeah? Why what the hell has on your hands?
Speaker 9 (37:27):
I ain't know?
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Hold the way to cront hate.
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And now I could wish you hurry Christmas, Merry Christmas?
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a right thing?
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to do.
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I'm like you usually want to say good yeah, no,
hell no, kiss? Why up?
Speaker 2 (38:28):
Good morning? Make shows on the radio. Here for you
more minutes the November the twenty seventh, man, hope everybody
had a great Thanksgiving week, and now we head toward
Christmas time, our favorite time of the year.
Speaker 4 (38:41):
Here on the big show, everyone, excitement, music, cooking tale,
It's time for the Christmas birdy chirp, dingle bells.
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It's the bird family.
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All together. The bird man would do most of the
chirping county.
Speaker 14 (39:03):
When it was on the streets.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
Know it sounds like he's got some accompaniment. Yeah, one
and a half a part harmony, definitely a chord.
Speaker 10 (39:29):
Well here, all right, something flat.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
I realized the murdered girl could whistle too, like her dragging.
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Oh yes, this is our favorite time, I think, Johnny.
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You gotta remember these are just simple foreigners. What is
off of the earth. Welcome, marry my daughter.
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Okay, keep it down, I'm listening to this.
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I'm all right. This gets you up for the clank
clank Man.
Speaker 11 (40:22):
We'll get him.
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Let's make it closer till the holidays.
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All right, you know you should join in.
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All right, oh everybody.
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Hate You'm.
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God?
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Your God keep his mat?
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Why? Oh my?
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Did o.
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It's a big show on the radio for you. Monday,
November twenty seventh. You having a birthday today, Happy birthday,
sharing one with my brother Joel, My brother Joel, Happy birthday.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Boo boo.
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And oh Jimmy Hendricks would have been eighty one years
old today. That was something in common with Jimmy Hendrix.
My musical instrument was set on fire.
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Not by me. That was more of a protest by
the rest of us.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
No.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Actually, Jimmy Hendrix was a big fan of the Andy
Griffith Show.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Oh yeah, Jimmy's fan.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
I think there's a somewhere on YouTube there's a guitar
or him playing the theme song to Andy griff.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
I've seen it before.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Yeah, he said he loved that one when they were
whistling going to the fishing Hole. Yeah, the way it started, Well,
all right, I.
Speaker 6 (01:15):
Always think Green Acres place this song.
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I got qued up right here, You buddy were on
the same page.
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Hit it.
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Good, God, y'all. Green Acres is the place to be.
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Farm living is a life for me, Land spreading out
so far and life keep Manhattan. Give me that countryside,
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Get down.
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Now, get back up. Rock and rolls.
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Hang on playboard. Minutes of first putting Thanksgiving in the
rear view mirror, we grumpy.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
That's right, I'm old and I like nothing new, all
this jibber jabber about Thanksgiving. Yeah, Pepperoni. In my day,
we didn't crawl out of bed at the crack of
dawn to spend our Thanksgiving morning fixing our fat, ugly
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young uns big plates of greasy pork meat, feeding them
in the living room so they could stare and drool
and oogle at that big fancy flat screen idiot box
watching a bunch of pin heads pulling a parcel of
giant balloons down the street with some shoe business horses,
(04:42):
ass like Regis Fielding telling everyone he's not wearing a coat.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Because of global warming.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
Whooped, he doode, And then here come a gaggle of
pimply faced high school marching band losers who are weak
and sickly to play on the football team. Massacre and
another song about the baby Jesus.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
No Surrey Bob.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
When I was a boy, if we wanted Thanksgiving morning entertainment,
we go next door and wake up that family of
slow witted, dirt worshiping heathen fourigners. We'd strip them buck
naked and run them through the streets while we whipped
them with thistle bushes and poked them in the butt
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with a hayfork. And when they got too tired to run,
screaming for their lives, we heard them into the hog
pin and let the pigs gnaw on them. Whoop, totally doo.
Now look at us, we're ignorant, intolerant rednecks. Yeehaw. That's
how we rolled, and we liked it. And when dinner
(05:56):
time come around, it weren't no high dollar butter balls
with all the fixings. We'd hunt our dinner like real men.
We'd go out in the field carrying a stick with
a big rusty nail in it, and we'd lambast some
rabbit raccoon, and because we were too stupid to build
a fire, we have to eat it raw. The lucky
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ones would get lockjaw from the rusty nail. The rest
of us would all get rabies for Christmas, and half
the clad would die off before New Years. The other
half would stalk around the countryside like some sort of
holidays zombies, sucking the brains out of our friends and neighbors. Hey,
look at me, I'm a mouth bowming maniac. Let me
(06:42):
bite a hole in your skull. Merry Christmas, and by
New Years the whole towny would be infected. In the
military would have to come in and napalmers all.
Speaker 6 (06:54):
And we liked it.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
We loved it. Thanksgiving, Uh that was I'm not sure, but.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
All right, go and get the grumps out before before
this whole holiday things together with more family.
Speaker 7 (07:17):
I like it.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Hey, let's play this current events quiz Badley, You got
what we're dealing with.
Speaker 8 (07:22):
A mom and dad in Minnesota found out their daughter
and a very popular toy have a lot in common.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Oh kind of me and Jimmy Hendrix Florida. Yeah, one
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Quiz Yay, that's the head. Kirby out of Canton, Mississippi.
Good morning, Kirby Morning. Who are who are Buddy?
Speaker 1 (08:43):
All right? Curb, Let's listen to Bill and you win
this prize pack. Well.
Speaker 8 (08:47):
Every year, the makers of the popular American Girl toy
line pick one of their dolls to be the Doll
of the Year, and this year's honoree is a blondheaded
doll named Lilah Monetti, who, according to her official biograph,
is a Midwestern gal from the small town of Saint Louis, Minnesota,
and this was especially big news for the Manetti family,
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who also live in Minnesota and have a daughter named
Lila Monetti. The Monettes couldn't believe it when a local
TV station called to get their reaction. American Dolls sent
the Manettes a care package of the Lilah doll and
all her accessories. The company says they had no idea
there was a real Lila Monette in Minnesota, and Lilah
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the Doll has a lot of differences from her real
life namesake. For example, unlike the real Lilah, Lila the
Doll A takes piano lessons, b wants to go to
medical school and be a doctor. Or C gets a
ten percent cut of online sales at americangirl dot com.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
What'd you got, Kirby?
Speaker 9 (09:49):
I think I will go with.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
C all right, Kirby to go Redmax, prist back head
for you down Canton, Mama him.
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All right, first time caller, give a shout out.
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You go ahead, Kurry, Thanks all my brothers in blues
got your six. Thank you, Kirby, Appreciate your service, buddy,
Proud to have you listening.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Glad you won.
Speaker 10 (10:14):
All right, thank you, that's your bout.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Cut you up on your news. Right on the other side.
Got a call coming in from Central Belize.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
One roll let you home. Good morning, it's a big
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show on the radio for you.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Monday morning, November twenty seventh, Were's time we'll catch up
with our old buddy Monroe Fisher. You're always right around Thanksgiving.
But first of all, good morning Monroe. How many years
have we been connecting around Thanksgiving?
Speaker 9 (11:27):
Welcome back to my world, big and good morning, joh
Boy Billy. I've been calling you. I'm calling from believe
I've called you. This the twenty seventh year I've called
Joe for Thanksgiving weekend.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
It's been a while.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
All right, Well, happy, I hope you had a happy
Thanksgiving there month.
Speaker 9 (11:45):
Well you know, may I hang in here, we go
out and slaughter pigs and turkeys down here. But Johnny,
thank you for my thirty seconds here over over Mark.
The first time I called you was in nineteen ninety six.
I called you nineteen ninety six, you and John Blick Billy,
and I called you from the Mosquito Coast of Hunters.
(12:08):
Thank you for allowing me this quick shout at about
my sixth book. I never wrote a book until I
got away from you with that fact, and it's about
book is releasing today. It's released on Amazon. Jacintoville in
the Heart of the Jungle by Julian Monroe Fisher. They
say Johnny is a fictional account from Latin America and
(12:31):
West Africa, part one of a trilogy about George Gordon
Jackson Walker. I had to change one hundred and thirty
names and the country. If an anthropologist meat breaking back,
It's currently number sixty nine. Billy would appreciate this number
sixty nine in the top one hundred Amazon Kindle Travel
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short Reads, number two hundred and twelve in travel writing
from Centhoville and A Heart of the Jungle. But You
Lean Monroe Fture available in print and kindle on Amazon
dot Com. Please buy a bunch dumping biggin for Christmas.
All purchases go come. I Staying Alive from me, all.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Right, Bud Roe, congratulations on your sixth book, and y'aon't
get it at Amazon.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
We'll catch up buddy right around Christmas time.
Speaker 9 (13:21):
You man, I everybody, I love y'all, aybody.
Speaker 10 (13:23):
Thank you made.
Speaker 11 (13:49):
Good.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Monday morning, big shows on the radio say how Catberry's
Thanksgiving dinner with a clump swint in about twenty minutes.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
What would the big girl the Dollar store say?
Speaker 6 (14:04):
My fate?
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Yeah, what I was saying, I thank everybody already knows.
Speaker 8 (14:15):
She says, both of those things.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
Did job.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
But right now, It's time for dumb Crook news. Dumb
crook stories gleaned from newspapers and wire services and mostly
send in by you the big show listeners and the address.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
We'll follow this report.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
A woman in Mount Carmel, Tennessee, stole a purse from
a car in a parking lot and found the owner's
check book inside and went on a shopping spree. A
week later, the thief got pulled over by a policeman
who found the stolen checkbook. The thief gave investigators a
lot of help solving the case. She'd been keeping track
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of the remain balance by writing down all the fraudulent
charges in the checkbook register.
Speaker 8 (15:09):
It is possible to be too organized.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
He didn't want to get over drawn. Have you see
those fees?
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Marion, Illinois man was arrested for stealing a street sweeper.
The operator left a sweeper running while using a leaf
blower on a problem spot in a bargain lot, and
twenty seven year old man fleeing from police noticed the sweeper,
hopped on and tried to make it his getaway car.
He was arrested after a short, very low speed pursuit.
(15:37):
Good try oj, they don't go real fast.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
A man broke into a house in Wilmington, Delaware through
a window and discovered a well stocked bar inside. He
finished off three bottles of gin and two bottles of whiskey.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
I hope he was there for a while well.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
When he decided to leave three days later, the burglar
discovered that all the doors in the house needed a
key to open them, even from the inside. Too drunk
to climb out the window, he called nine to one
one for help. Investigators say the homeowner of the special
double locks installed when the same burglar broke into the
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same house.
Speaker 11 (16:18):
A year earlier.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
When a man hit a two thousand dollars jackpot at
a casino in Erie, Pennsylvania, it turned out to be
the unluckiest day of his life. The winner had been
banned from casinos when he enrolled in a state rehab
program for compulsive gamblers, so the two thousand dollars jackpot
went to the compulsive gambler's fund, and the winner was
(16:45):
charged with trespassing for being in the casino. In the
first flatow, the woman in ben Oregon hired a company
to clean up her dog's poop from her yard when
the woman fell behind and making her monthly payments and
started ducking phone calls about the bill.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Yeah, the frustrated.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Company went to her home and dumped one hundred and
fifty dollars worth of dog poop in her front yard.
Speaker 5 (17:11):
I didn't know they had commata is man.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
A police went in a convenience store in Lebanon, Pennsylvania,
noticed a man walking out of the store's restroom, examining
the ball cap in his hand with a puzzled look
on his face. Well, the cop walked up to the man,
peeled a baggy of marijuana off his forehead and said,
is this what you're looking for? The man that hid
(17:36):
the stash inside his hat and the perspiration made the
plastic bag stick to his forehead.
Speaker 6 (17:42):
You think they call it DOPEO.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
A twenty nine year old Glendale, Arizona man was arrested
for stealing copper wiring from an air conditioning company truck
parked in a driveway. The thief had so much trouble
pulling the wire out of the truck he accidentally sliced
off one of his fingers. Well, the suspect told investigators
he injured his hand while working on his car, but
(18:10):
The finger found in the crime scene matched a set
of the man's fingerprints on file at the.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Loco Police the boat here hold this up.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Driver in Valley Springs, California called nine to one one
to report a trucker right in front of him who
was weaving all over the road. When police stopped the trucker,
the driver who reported him also pulled over well. The
cops soon realized the truck driver was completely sober, but
the man who reported him was drunk, So the trucker
(18:44):
had been driving just fine. The guy behind him was
the one doing all the swerving and weaving on was
a truck in front of him.
Speaker 8 (18:55):
That's him him off there he killed at.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Yeah. Finally, a Swedish woman pulled over by police on
suspicion of du wat admitted that she had been drinking,
but said her driving was not affected because she remembered
to keep one eye closed so she wouldn't suffer from
double vision. If you got dumb crook news, mail to
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dumb crook News Big Show peel box one nine, Charlotte
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me at the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Good morning, The Big Show's on the radio. More big
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Around the corner.
Speaker 12 (19:42):
I'm working with mister mill Cox over his outfit. And
I like listening to John Boyd and Billy and that
they're big yoe. I like the way they talk. They're
funny ha ha, not funny queer, that's what they say. Anyhow,
I figured out what John boy had heard time getting
darted the morning.
Speaker 11 (20:02):
Ain't gotten a gage?
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Good morning. It's a big show on the radio. And
John Boys wonderful thing. We're still a wonderful thing. Giveaway
number eighty seven. We weren't here on Friday. I was
out shopping for all y'all's presence.
Speaker 13 (20:54):
And when you say y'all, who do you mean y'all?
Speaker 4 (21:00):
You know?
Speaker 2 (21:01):
I like the last thing I said Wednesday before Thanksgiving
was every Thanksgiving from my family to left all y'all out.
I'm sorry, right.
Speaker 5 (21:10):
Ain't that just like a woman to draw you out
on something she knows you're lying about it?
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Anyway?
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The good news, Yeah, you got until this Friday to
register for those two pre blown wooden train whistles of
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thing you'll ever get unless you owned it.
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When when it was when it was closed. But y'all
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Good morning, Big shows on the radio. Coming up we play.
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Yeah?
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Here here we go.
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all the details you need. All right, hang on, play
for it in minutes. First, let's see how Thanksgiving with
with my butler, because he's my butler.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
This is the place, Cadburry, let's go. Why are we
doing this again, sir well?
Speaker 2 (22:44):
I thought that by giving one of our listeners the
opportunity to have me over for Thanksgiving dinner would be good.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
Pr I see, so your family is out of town
then has nothing in the fridge.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Bingo, good plans. At least you don't have to cook,
and thankfully neither do you.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
Oh that breakfast you prepared has left my nuds in
a tumult.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Spicy pork, brains and eggs are in a quired taste.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
Eh.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
And who are these people again?
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Let's see mister and missus Kleida's Clump. Now, just do
me a favoring. Don't cause any trouble at least until
I finished eating simple meal with an average American family.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
What could go wrong?
Speaker 14 (23:28):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Look at you, John Boy, John Boy, John Boy, You're adorable.
Look at those boyish apple cheeks.
Speaker 4 (23:38):
I'm Catberry, madam, mister busman servant.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
I'm John Boy. But you're right, I am adorable, and
you must be. Missus Clump. You could just call me mama.
Pardon me, mama? Could you let go of my cheek?
Speaker 4 (23:51):
Now?
Speaker 10 (23:52):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Come in, come in, my precious angels, yo, just in time.
We're just sitting down to eat.
Speaker 13 (23:59):
Hey, who the hell comes ringing the dog bell on
Thanksgiving Day? Hey, mister clumb, white boys hit the deck woman,
it's a home invasion.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Clearus.
Speaker 4 (24:11):
Put y nine away. This is John Boy and Cad Barrett.
These boys are our guests, Yon Boy from the radio.
Speaker 13 (24:19):
Yes, sir, the hog, he's got a damn butler and
he's got to come by and movet your meat off
the working man.
Speaker 4 (24:24):
I ended a contest on the Big Show and I won,
so I got to have them over for Thanksgiving.
Speaker 13 (24:29):
Wait wait, wait, wait a minute, let me get this straight.
You won, but they get to eat for free? What
the hell contest to say?
Speaker 7 (24:37):
Clump?
Speaker 1 (24:37):
You behave John Boy is our guests.
Speaker 4 (24:39):
Look why why can't you listen to one of them
skinny little gay fellows on the low.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
End of the die.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Look at the size of these two mules. Damn hey,
where Billy did you eat them?
Speaker 11 (24:48):
On the way over?
Speaker 4 (24:49):
I spa forget about the leftovers? Lead us well, perhaps
we've come into bad time.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Yeah, mama, Clump, maybe we better go. No now, don't
you mind?
Speaker 4 (24:58):
Kleadas you boys down and I'll fix you a nice
big plate of hope mate, Thanksgiving deliciousness.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
Well, if your sure's no trouble, ooh, how could you
ever beat trouble?
Speaker 4 (25:12):
Let me count the ways, madam. Just don't expect any
damn doggie bags? Am I too late or then clean
us eat it all. Well, looks like we have enough
aft all. Now we got two tough old birds at
the table. I'd like to throw hot grease on you here, god,
old fool, I'm strapped. I got my rais on me.
(25:33):
I'll cut you into cap fifth bait.
Speaker 10 (25:35):
You know what.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
We'll just pick something up on the way home. Yeah,
certainly so.
Speaker 4 (25:39):
Some of those petrol station sandwiches should suffice nonsense.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Here you go, eat up now?
Speaker 4 (25:45):
Oh, looking thief too fine? Oh, young man caught me
in a mine. A couple of a lumberjack. You boy,
bring any wood this day?
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Just let them eat so they can get the hell
out of here. Plan on so and a few lugs my.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
Own later on.
Speaker 4 (26:02):
And I don't need homo and Jeff throw hogging the cat?
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Did he just called me a homo? Easy?
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Big?
Speaker 15 (26:09):
And just eat your cranberries? Yeah, fruit for fruity now,
I'll see Yeah. Oh, how is everything just awesome? Positively scrumptious?
Madam grumptious?
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Who are you, Willie Walker?
Speaker 13 (26:22):
It's damn god woman, And there's the seal of approval
lead us.
Speaker 4 (26:27):
I about to call my name. Yeah, if your name
is a disgusting habit. Who should be more respectful of
your families? Huh, he can't help it. Cletus is so
full of it. If he didn't do that, he'd explode.
Thank you, Cadbury, Cletus, you act like a gentleman. He
ain't looking here, mister nanny. This is my house, and
in my house is how a real man says thank you?
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Really be cool. I'm almost done with my pie.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
Don't wear is hun? I think I understand our hourst
Now they suggest you take cover what your special breakfast
has kicked in at the most opportune time.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
You don't mean you've been one, sir?
Speaker 4 (27:07):
Oh live a roche. How of your people say thank you?
I dare say, ain't nothing as feebly as you? For example,
that's good, but not as good as this bravosa I said,
never have held back? Wow, like somebody burnt the collar.
(27:35):
Green tat right back at you.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Mama.
Speaker 4 (27:40):
Mama helped me open the windows. Too late for that
abandoned ship. Oh lord, I can't bathe Come old, ladies.
I think the golden growl is open my dream? What
about your friend?
Speaker 9 (27:58):
Bring it?
Speaker 1 (28:01):
I think it's too late? All right? I like what expected.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Let's play wordy word, y'all one eight hundred Big Show.
You told free line. We'll get a couple of contestants
and play next. Good Monday morning. There's a Big Show
(28:44):
on the radio. Today's feature track for the Big Show
Big Box Reverend Billy Red Collins Christmas Music Ray. I'm
gonna lay it on the line with the things about
the Christmas music. Then you can get it and hit
the bit box at the Big Show dot Com right
now by the way that click the own air contest button.
You got it right there at the Big Show dot Com.
(29:05):
Do you want to plan and can't get through, we call.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
You listen to it.
Speaker 11 (29:08):
I went to everybody's head.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
I bout the bad don't word the word don't worth
they were. Let's meet her contestants.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
We got Nick from Elberfield, Indiana. Good morning, Nick, Good morning,
Hey Morny, welcome, And we got George out of North Charleston,
South Carolina. Find neck, thank you, Hey, George, good morning.
All right, Well Nick, that's George from North Charleston.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
George. That's Nick the bar Neverfield.
Speaker 7 (29:43):
Hello, George, George.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
We're gonna team up here, George, Tater and Randy's team.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
You got y'all live wire, sir, calm down, Hey.
Speaker 14 (29:56):
Georgie, are you on a speakerphone or hands free?
Speaker 9 (30:01):
I can switch over, would you like me to.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
We want you to not be on the speaker phone. Yes,
better for you too, all right, So George on, Tator
and Randy. Okay, Nick on the John Boye mill side.
All right, two rounds. You know the way we do it,
So George, you relax, gonna be me and Nick for
the first thirty seconds.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
Nick, are you read?
Speaker 9 (30:24):
Sorry?
Speaker 1 (30:25):
You ready to Nick? Don't start the clock yet.
Speaker 16 (30:28):
Yeah, I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
I got him all right, Oh you're ready? Tator got
him up there.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
It looks like we're all set. Wow, that's a toughie. Okay,
start the clock now, all right?
Speaker 11 (30:40):
Nick?
Speaker 1 (30:41):
Basketball, you shoot a three blank shot.
Speaker 11 (30:45):
Point?
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Yes, uh huh.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
You do this with three balls in the air, juggle, yeah,
uh huh.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
This is what you pack stuff in and it squeaks
and some people don't like it. It's white and yes,
uh huh. Snow coming down the mountain, it's a yes,
uh huh.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
The Miami what football team often hoy? Alright, Jackie, while
we end up with them baby five on the board.
Good work, Nick with fine, wow, all right, well George
and Taylor usually five eight nothing but tat George, you
should have it to your buddy getting my head. Okay, Well,
let's see a brand new word, miss and go.
Speaker 14 (31:31):
All right? This male deer has antlers? What is he? Yes?
Rhymes with it?
Speaker 1 (31:37):
The quack quack?
Speaker 14 (31:38):
What animal is at? Yeah? Rhymes with it?
Speaker 10 (31:41):
Hey?
Speaker 14 (31:41):
Four leaf clover is what?
Speaker 1 (31:43):
Good luck? Good luck?
Speaker 14 (31:44):
Rise with it? You might blank the feathers off of
a bird. Oh okay, how about this hockey you have?
You hit this with the hockey stick?
Speaker 6 (31:53):
Yes?
Speaker 14 (31:54):
Oh, you.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Like right now?
Speaker 14 (31:59):
When you can't think of something, you're what?
Speaker 3 (32:04):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Did you give him? All right?
Speaker 9 (32:11):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (32:12):
You five on the board, five and five? All right,
tied up. See what y'all can do for round two? Nick,
you are with Billy? Are you ready? I'm ready and.
Speaker 4 (32:27):
Go.
Speaker 8 (32:27):
When you squeeze an orange, this comes out of and
you drink it.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Yep.
Speaker 8 (32:33):
You carve this at Thanksgiving, carve a face on it, Turkey, No,
I'm sorry Halloween.
Speaker 9 (32:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (32:39):
Yeah, you wear this to protect your head when you're
riding a motorcycle helmet Yep, you eat this. It comes
in ears in the from the field and then you eat.
Speaker 6 (32:50):
It corn on the.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
Cop there all all right?
Speaker 8 (32:55):
This is an animal in Australia that has a pouch
and the baby's in it.
Speaker 14 (33:01):
All right?
Speaker 1 (33:01):
And another five on that five of ten for Nick,
So wow's giving you Billy's house Mys suck I already
turned off George and Randy.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
All right, five will force over time, six will win.
Four won't be enough? Ready go denty Moore makes this.
It's beef. What that's right?
Speaker 5 (33:26):
Uh, it's a color associated with boys, not pink for girls.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
It's rhymes with it.
Speaker 5 (33:32):
This is what you call all the people who work
for you on a ship. That's right, also rhymes with it.
Your bill has come, what is right? And you might
get a shot to prevent yourself from getting this disease.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
And this is what cow says.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
For the wind.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
And well that's a good game. Boy's a good game.
Speaker 9 (34:05):
And Nick, George.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
The game up a little shore. But nigg you can
try again in time.
Speaker 10 (34:10):
Buddy.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
We appreciate you. Have a great day over in Indiana.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
Thank you, Yeah, buddy, George, look at you down North
Charleston winning a big Old Day to Day Light beer.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
Prize pack for your celebration. Hi, George, hang on.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio. Requested bit time
right here. Kevin Downton from Warner Robbins, Georgia. Kevin says,
how about a lipless things Christmas Carol skit?
Speaker 1 (34:40):
We got one of those? We do well? All right,
Kevin knows what we're talking about.
Speaker 11 (34:44):
We'll do it.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
keV coming up next. Good morning. It's a big show
(35:12):
on the radio.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
Requests bit times right about this time every Monday through Friday.
Hit us up at the Big Show dot com or
the John Won't Billy Facebook page.
Speaker 3 (35:22):
What you said?
Speaker 2 (35:22):
Put it on the wall. Kevin Dalton from one of Robins, Georgia.
Dalton's spelled like the Dalton Abbey.
Speaker 10 (35:30):
What is that?
Speaker 11 (35:31):
What is a doubt?
Speaker 2 (35:32):
That's it's a name, I guess like Kevin's got a hunt,
I mean classic.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
It's a wooden spear.
Speaker 3 (35:38):
Can we move?
Speaker 9 (35:40):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (35:41):
Just for that note, don't you count up your wordy
word wins against one. So let's say Kevin Dalton like
a very maybe one of the elites, and then he says,
how about a leaflessn't shut well?
Speaker 11 (35:59):
Good joy?
Speaker 2 (36:00):
Kevin Liplas gives us in the Christmas spirit, I got God.
Speaker 16 (36:04):
I heard you, I have ward you Hanna hair well
cut y'all, are you Hannah here?
Speaker 1 (36:10):
And I got a crystal song? I do call you?
Speaker 4 (36:13):
Uh?
Speaker 16 (36:14):
Hell, hell on, gotta got a Christmas song that he's
going to do.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
Yeah, I got you at the piano player and he's glass.
Speaker 4 (36:21):
Okay, y'all, y'all got right on.
Speaker 10 (36:27):
All.
Speaker 17 (36:28):
I want worker my lips to touch my leaps, to
touch leamp to tuck all right, now I only could
get a limp to touch now, Hey, hey host conor
shame hey.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
I can't shame word that start with him? Like at
you on? Michael who hi.
Speaker 11 (36:57):
Arn high?
Speaker 2 (36:58):
Hide a talk?
Speaker 1 (36:59):
Oh hold look clot on crawls ride.
Speaker 8 (37:06):
Marry Mitchell smooch and Michael's move Mary Josey.
Speaker 3 (37:11):
That's all okay.
Speaker 17 (37:12):
I won't for their honey o lips to touch my lips,
to touch my lips?
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Yeah? Why what the hell has on your hands?
Speaker 9 (37:27):
I ain't know?
Speaker 1 (37:28):
Hold the way to cront hate.
Speaker 16 (37:31):
And now I could wish you hurry Christmas, Merry Christmas?
Yeah yeah, hang on, oh hell horrors, can't you got
a right thing?
Speaker 1 (37:45):
I don't want Chrismal hell o lips lips no talk?
Speaker 11 (37:50):
Yeah, we know, watch for Christmas, right, I got it
to do.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
I'm like you usually want to say good yeah, no,
hell no, kiss? Why up?
Speaker 2 (38:28):
Good morning? Make shows on the radio. Here for you
more minutes the November the twenty seventh, man, hope everybody
had a great Thanksgiving week, and now we head toward
Christmas time, our favorite time of the year.
Speaker 4 (38:41):
Here on the big show, everyone, excitement, music, cooking tale,
It's time for the Christmas birdy chirp, dingle bells.
Speaker 10 (38:52):
It's the bird family.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
All together. The bird man would do most of the
chirping county.
Speaker 14 (39:03):
When it was on the streets.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
Know it sounds like he's got some accompaniment. Yeah, one
and a half a part harmony, definitely a chord.
Speaker 10 (39:29):
Well here, all right, something flat.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
I realized the murdered girl could whistle too, like her dragging.
Speaker 6 (39:51):
Oh yes, this is our favorite time, I think, Johnny.
Speaker 1 (40:02):
You gotta remember these are just simple foreigners. What is
off of the earth. Welcome, marry my daughter.
Speaker 14 (40:17):
Okay, keep it down, I'm listening to this.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
I'm all right. This gets you up for the clank
clank Man.
Speaker 11 (40:22):
We'll get him.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
Let's make it closer till the holidays.
Speaker 14 (40:25):
All right, you know you should join in.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
All right, oh everybody.
Speaker 9 (40:33):
Hate You'm.
Speaker 7 (40:37):
God?
Speaker 11 (40:38):
Your God keep his mat?
Speaker 4 (40:41):
Why? Oh my?
Speaker 1 (40:46):
Oh okay?
Speaker 9 (40:48):
Did o.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
Bed boxes?
Speaker 9 (40:52):
Here?
Speaker 8 (40:53):
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