December 5, 2023 • 38 mins
Monday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ll follow along as Married Man and his sidekicks get some actual superpowers.. - John Boy claims he’s a card carrying member of Mensa - but we doubt it.. - The Rabbi reviews the new flick, “The Marvels”.. - and Lipless gets his turn at karaoke..
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Speaker 1 (00:28):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio. Let's
talk about I don't believe I have a MENSA card.
I'm gonna bring it in tomorrow. But y'all longtime, big
show of listeners. Remember little Sam the jokester. Yeah, he
has a real mensa card. And then he said, no,
we don't have you a picture on it.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Don't go on at my mistake. Check the jokester. What
do y'all call it?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Dos?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
He's a more head scholar than he went to the
Berkeley got his master's.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
I mean, his kids is unbelievable.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
When he was how old when he was in here
doing his jokes?
Speaker 5 (01:04):
Was he four?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Knife? Like six?
Speaker 6 (01:07):
No?
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Fine, Yeah, it's like doing math problems in the back.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Of the car around Drop him off, let him hang out,
and I'm John Moore while I can bend there twigs.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Oh no, it took him almost a month to straighten
the mount. Oh well, let's move on here. Girls, are
you ready?
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (01:30):
Okay, will.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Quiz chig say yay, let's say hey. Lisa from Evansville, Indie. Amma,
I got it.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Good morning, Lisa, good morning, how are you?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Yeah, we are all good. Glad you made it in here.
Let's listen to belly and you win this prize pot Well.
Speaker 8 (01:56):
MENSA, the Society for People with High i q's, recently
welcome to new member Isla McNabb of Crestwood, Kentucky. She
passed the MENSA entrance exam at are you ready for this?
Two years old?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Woo.
Speaker 8 (02:12):
Her parents signed her up for MENSA because the group
has experts that can nurture her intellectual growth as she
gets older. The mcnabs already knew their daughter was pretty
sharp because A, at eighteen months old, she knew the
alphabet B. At nineteen months old, she had learned how
to read or C. At twenty one months she was
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doing the family's tax returns.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
I'm gonna take C.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
How is somebody two years old ass exam that I
don't know? I guess that's what the parents do You
think they took it forward they were small?
Speaker 8 (02:52):
Oh come on, no, I mean it's it's not like
making a model of the solar system for your kids.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
It's not the same.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
I'm sure it's not the same test that you took. Yeah,
it's probably for there's probably age groups.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Yeah, I know the way. I just didn't color outside
the lines.
Speaker 9 (03:15):
So and that surely that offends you, did y'all take
Sam's pestrick, No, we know that didn't.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Theads a good work man.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
You've got a big old liquid performance prize packing the
John Woe Billy bucket headed to you in Evansville.
Speaker 8 (03:29):
All right, thank you.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Hango, Why I'm gonna jump out cut you up on
your news? That married man jazz theme request for the themes,
all we got that coming up there.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
You heard Monday Morning.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
It's a big show on the radio about twenty minutes away.
Our magne magnificent amazes of the funny stuff right now
the jazz theme a married man on our married Man
Monday the lower thirty minutes away. We'll have episode three
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hours and things right now, let's enjoy.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
This married man.
Speaker 10 (05:27):
Married man drives around in a minivan, got a wife
and some kids.
Speaker 7 (05:33):
His whole life songs kids.
Speaker 8 (05:35):
Hey, there there goes a married man.
Speaker 7 (05:41):
House he field listened to this.
Speaker 10 (05:44):
Poor guy's really screwed, hanging on by thread, quarter.
Speaker 11 (05:49):
Milk loaf of bread.
Speaker 7 (05:51):
Hey, fred, ain't that the married man.
Speaker 10 (05:56):
Got a big gas girl buys his clothes at the
gap and he's just about had love of this crowd.
Married man, married man, a friendly neighborhood married man.
Speaker 7 (06:12):
When he's home, he's ignored.
Speaker 8 (06:14):
Maybe that's why he's so bored.
Speaker 11 (06:16):
Or Lord, it's hard for a married man.
Speaker 10 (06:53):
You work hard every day till the day that he's dead.
He wants grandbody you, He'll just squeeze on your head.
Married man, married man, friendly neighborhood, married man.
Speaker 8 (07:09):
Life for him has no sing. Wife won't let him
do a thing. She says, it's a bad side. Grow up, weary, the.
Speaker 7 (07:24):
Screw up you.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Fine married man.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Good morning, big shows on the radio. And now, ladies
and gentlemen, it's time once again for I'm asterious visitor
from the east. They all seeing, all knowing and former
left side fern on between two ferns with Zach Gallifanakis Tarmac.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
The magnificent tarbag. I hold in my.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Hands the envelopes as a child of four completely see.
These omelopes are hermetically sealed. They be kept in the
Manna's jarring little oozy verts underwear drawers since noon yesterday.
So no one knows the contents of these envelopes. But
you and your mystical and semi de devon way will
ascertain the answers to these questions, having never before seen
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the questions.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Are you ready?
Speaker 8 (09:03):
Yes, I'm gonna need some hand sanitizer right after we
finish this.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
I have Love number one.
Speaker 7 (09:11):
Gonna find out who's naughty and nice?
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Gonna find out who's naughty or nice?
Speaker 7 (09:20):
Why did Santa Claus join match dot Com?
Speaker 2 (09:27):
I've a Love number two?
Speaker 7 (09:29):
The poles are officially open.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
The poles are officially opens.
Speaker 7 (09:37):
What's the first thing a stripper hears when she gets
to work?
Speaker 2 (09:44):
I've a love number three?
Speaker 7 (09:47):
John Wick four and Men in Black two?
Speaker 2 (09:50):
John Wick four and Men in Black two?
Speaker 7 (09:56):
What was the final score of the john Wick Men
in Black game?
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Where is the covered hovelope number four?
Speaker 7 (10:07):
Rudy Tooty Fresh and Fruity.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Rudy, Tooty, Fresh and Fruity.
Speaker 7 (10:15):
Who were the least popular Teletubbies ever? I think they
only lasted a half a season.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
They were a hovelope number five?
Speaker 8 (10:29):
Maroon five, Maroon five.
Speaker 7 (10:34):
What did Gilligan and the Skipper do?
Speaker 2 (10:44):
It's funny because it's true, all right? Good hovelope number six?
Speaker 7 (10:49):
Here undercover Boss Master Chef Junior and Doctor Pimple Popper.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Undercover Boss Master Chef Junior and Doctor Pimple Pauper.
Speaker 7 (11:05):
Name three superheroes rejected by the.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Avengers avelone number seven point break point break?
Speaker 7 (11:20):
Why did Tanto go to the pencil sharpener?
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Yes again, it's funny. Wed havlone number eight d O
double G d O double G.
Speaker 7 (11:42):
What's Dolly Parton's braces?
Speaker 2 (11:49):
I'm alone? Number nine.
Speaker 7 (11:52):
Ozempic eloquist Otesla and zell Jans.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Ozempic eloqui us o Zella and zell Jans.
Speaker 7 (12:03):
Close enough, I guess name the Real Housewives of Atlanta?
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Is that funny? Cos through Tarmac Guy, hold in my hands?
The final level of the.
Speaker 7 (12:25):
Why don't you run up an alley and holler fish
slightly below sea level?
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Slightly below sea.
Speaker 7 (12:37):
Levels describe John Boy's best report card ever.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Tarmac No magnificent, everybody.
Speaker 8 (12:51):
Greetings, All this is Big Show.
Speaker 12 (12:54):
Legal counsel al Oficious, Pete beagle Hole of the Beaufort
Bagel Holes of other shows have accused John Boy and
Billy of creating a morning radio monopoly, that it's profoundly illegal.
All that's hogwat was It's all perfectly legal, just like
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the Big Show with John Boy and Billy.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Good Morning. It's a big showing the radio. I was
talking about going through some of my stuff. Of course
I found the came on North Carolina Funting. That's my
wonderful thing giveaway this week. Check it out at the
Big Show dot com. I found an old mensa card
of my that had my picture on it, name and everything.
But Eddie says, real menses don't have pictures. Yeah, boy,
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little for your team. So how do you take the test?
I mean, can you do it online? I mean no,
but there's a sample test online. Let me here's all right? Here,
all right, so I'll give you the first question nine
times seven forty No, see, you're done.
Speaker 4 (14:35):
Well.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
They would to start with the nine tables. Okay, eight
times eight sixty four. Oh nice, Sorry, you blew it
on the nine that one assay. It is math questions
and probably and everything that does kind of play into
the education. Here's yeah, all right.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
I found I found ten sample questions. Find the number
that best completes the following sequence. Okay, all right, one, two, four, seven, eleven, blank,
twenty two.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Eleven, twenty two minus eleven is eleven, so I would
say eleven. No, he doesn't have the answers, does it?
Speaker 13 (15:24):
No?
Speaker 5 (15:24):
It does.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Oh, sixteen, No, fifteen fourteen.
Speaker 7 (15:30):
I don't think mensa doesn't.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Shoot the U win either. Yeah, what is the answer?
Seventy flavor?
Speaker 4 (15:42):
The answer is to number seven? Sorry it is sixteen.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Oh yeah, that was all man.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
Each number adds one, two, three, four, five, six, and
respect to the preceding number.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Yeah, this sounds way too.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
All right, Why I'm gonna bring my card in the morrow.
I'm I'm just gonna rely on that.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
Maryann bought four oranges and three lemons.
Speaker 8 (16:08):
For here's a little u Charnie. He's not content to
just not be dumb. He has to be in mensa
right to bring himself back.
Speaker 9 (16:21):
I mean, I know we make fun of you all,
but we really don't think you're dumb, right, you know,
they're just some things you just didn't concentrate on. Same
for me, I couldn't find my way around a turkey hunt.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Well, y'all made me feel better somehow, good because we're
tired of talking about it.
Speaker 7 (16:40):
Tabitha likes cookies, but not cake.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Bewitch.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio. Coming up, we
play wordy word. Oh, by the way, right here, we
got the final episode of Married Men, Powers and things
hang right there. Let me tell you about the prize
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But first wrap up our married man Monday, my.
Speaker 8 (17:33):
Red man, my reed man drive surrounding a minivannfe.
Speaker 10 (17:38):
Has no single life, or let him do with a
sheeps it's up out timing groove.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Well, there's a screw you'll find the married mine.
Speaker 8 (17:50):
Last time married MANE and his band of costume misfits
got blasted with radiation at the new Superhero Store at
Brushywood Mall. How'd that go? If you say significantly crappia
than what they had in mind, you are absolutely right.
A malfunction in the cyclotron has apparently given our heroes
a grab bag assortment of oddball superpowers. That's right, honey,
(18:16):
I was holding my cell phone when I got zapped.
Now I can make a connection using the telepathic powers
of my mind. I'm the human cell phone. What well, Yes,
that does mean we can switch to a monthly service
plan with fewer anytime minutes. Yes, the phone store is
right beside the food genius woulds that pick up a
(18:38):
few things while I'm there? Oh? Sure, I guess so, Homer.
Can I borrow a pen.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Or have a free powers in things?
Speaker 4 (18:46):
No?
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Bad doom?
Speaker 5 (18:47):
Hey, droopy drawers do that wayner vision? Deal again, it's.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Not wiener vision, it's mate vision.
Speaker 5 (18:54):
Whatever. How about blinking us have a plate of them?
Little cocktail WEENI the hundre big girl.
Speaker 13 (18:58):
Actually I'm not a real big fan of cocktail Weenie.
Speaker 14 (19:02):
See drinking buddy.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
This is what I've been trying to tell you.
Speaker 8 (19:05):
You know, it is getting pretty close to lunchtime, and
you got to admit it looks really cool. Oh all right,
College buddy gives a squint and emits a stream of
tiny sausages from his eye socket.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Cock you weenis meat vision. This is a stupidest superpower ever.
Speaker 5 (19:28):
Hey, Homer, reckon, what kind of powers I into that with?
Speaker 6 (19:31):
Well?
Speaker 8 (19:32):
Let find out first, relax and let your mind. Go blame.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
That shouldn't take long.
Speaker 5 (19:38):
You hurt me, big guess, no count backwards from five, five,
six seven, he said, backwards, you morony, don't yell at me.
I got feelings.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Guys.
Speaker 8 (19:50):
Let's just calm down here for a second. Go ahead,
drinking buddy five four?
Speaker 5 (19:58):
Help me out here, big guy.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Three thread?
Speaker 8 (20:12):
Kind of a holy crash, great Caesar's goat, Homer, what
is that? Looked like some kind of super strong rope
like substance came shooting out of his well. You guy
saw it?
Speaker 5 (20:24):
Wow, I'm like a spider man.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Yeah, only his webbing comes out of his wrist.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Yours came out of your butt.
Speaker 5 (20:33):
Man.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
This stuff stretches like a rubber band, but.
Speaker 8 (20:37):
It's Duffy's nails looking there. Mighty colorful dudes.
Speaker 5 (20:41):
Hey, let me get some Mexican food. All poopis house
some new costumes.
Speaker 8 (20:45):
Isn't this amazing, chum?
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Yeah, All of a sudden, meat vision is starting to
look a lot better.
Speaker 13 (20:52):
Man. All these powers are turning out kind of freakish.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
And if anybody knows about freakish, I heard that.
Speaker 13 (21:00):
Look, if I want to be insulted, I'll go back
to work at CarMax. I joined this team because you
all seem like nice guys who wanted to make a
difference in the world. But you're just like all the rest,
always making fun of me because of how I love now.
Speaker 8 (21:15):
Now, calm down, Indigo girls.
Speaker 13 (21:17):
Don't tell me to calm down. I'm thick of being
make fun of just because I'm not a skinny, little
super model like the ones in those magazines. Drinking buddies.
The only one who's been nice to me. The rest
of you are just typical. Man, You're all alike. You're
nothing but a bunch of Oh I feel strange.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Hey, look, something's happening to her, Homer.
Speaker 8 (21:46):
What's happening? I think her emotional rage and fueling some
sort of outward physical manifest cation, you know, her inner turmoil.
Speaker 5 (21:53):
Yeah, what does that mean? In regular English?
Speaker 2 (21:56):
It means she's getting even bigger and freakier than she
was when she came in. Man, check that out.
Speaker 8 (22:06):
She makes the incredible Hope look like something significantly smaller than.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
The incredible Hope. Wow, I've never felt so powerful.
Speaker 5 (22:17):
Hey, she don't even sound like herself no more.
Speaker 8 (22:19):
Indigo girl, Are you all right?
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (22:23):
I think so?
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Man, My ar IM sure are hairy.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
All of a sudden, stay married man, judging by the
disappearance of her enormous rack and that huge Adam's apple
that just popped out. Let's see, Indigo girl just changed
into Indigo guy.
Speaker 8 (22:39):
Hey, how you doing.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Down there, Spiderpooper? I never noticed it before.
Speaker 13 (22:45):
Man, you're kind of cute.
Speaker 5 (22:48):
I am sure.
Speaker 13 (22:50):
I never thought i'd say this, but I could shut
go for a guy like you do.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
What now, Well, drinking Buddy, the good news is he
finally did you.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
The bad news is jes a.
Speaker 8 (23:03):
Dude, holy unwelcome development. Drinking Buddy's greatest dream has turned
into his worst nightmares. How the team handled this unexpected development?
If you said probably not very well, you're on the
right track. Don't miss on next episode for what could
be the most sphincter tightening adventure in the team's history.
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Same married time, same married channel. Looks looks you'll find
them married.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
None's a good all, right, y'all, y'all ready for some
wordy word. It's been a week's worth going. Come on,
it'll be fun. One eight hundred big show you toll
free line across America. We'll get a couple of contestants
and play next. Good Morning, It's a Big Show on
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Speaker 2 (24:46):
Make that happen to everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
I don't wordy word that a worthy word that This
morning a couple of work buddies. Darla from Mingo Junction, Ohio.
Good morning, dar a light.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Morning, good morning. And Bill from Chester West, Virginia. Good morning, Bill,
good morning, good morning.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Y'all right across the river from each other state lines.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
How's they work?
Speaker 13 (25:15):
Yep?
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Yeah, we've been moving around up there alright. Good oh
ho ho So down. Let her get a word in
there as they'll go ahead and make the teams. We're
gonna have lots of words.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Bill on the Tater and Randy team, Darla on the
John Boy and Alfalfa team.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Hey god, all right, Darley, you ever heard that before?
Little rascals?
Speaker 8 (25:38):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (25:38):
Okay, goods.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
All right then baby, Well let's see what we can
do with me and Darla for the first thirty seconds.
All right, Oh wow, I don't even know where to start. Okay,
all right, Darlas, hope you got something ready, right already
go oh Rick Flair's ears call them what he's got
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blank ears where you get hit on them.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
It's also is it a fruit or vegetable?
Speaker 8 (26:06):
It's like vegetable.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
It's white and you eat it and you dip it
and stuff. Yeah, we all right, Oh, this is something
that grows in the You eat them and you take
trips if you're hippie in the woods. What magic blank?
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Yeah? Uh huh, all right, a bullet proof? What you
wear this? Yes, rhymes with it? You have a big yeah.
I was just guessing.
Speaker 8 (26:34):
Those over the place where they all work.
Speaker 9 (26:37):
Crazy mushroom was my favorite, though, and the whole is
cauliflower of fruit.
Speaker 8 (26:43):
You know.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Well, we were just double bull Rick Flair's. Yeah, So
it works out for.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
You, right, good work or on the board. All right,
here's Bill and Taylor for their round one. Bill are
you ready? Yeah, okay, and.
Speaker 15 (27:07):
Go the opposite direction of west.
Speaker 10 (27:11):
All.
Speaker 15 (27:12):
Hey, take a this is in class. Your teacher will
give you this. It's a where it's not homework, but
you study for one of these. Yeah, rhymes with it.
This is this is better than better. It's a family blanket.
Rhymes with it like your family logo. Oh yeah, it's
(27:35):
a toothpaste too branded toothpaste.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, crass. That has happened. First one. Yeah,
she did it once last week and once together.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Explained the word was west, and of course tator was
tround this outstead of east, but she said west.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Yes, yeah, you got to quote. Well, you gotta look
at him before you can give the clues, don't you.
That's all right, we'll work where there we're kicking.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Okay, So here we go Darla and Billy for a
round one. We'll add them up in a minute, Ready, Darla.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
And oh and go.
Speaker 8 (28:16):
You might close this to stop air or water from
going through a pipe.
Speaker 7 (28:20):
You close theo.
Speaker 5 (28:22):
There you go.
Speaker 9 (28:23):
I see.
Speaker 8 (28:24):
You might put your your your dinnerware, your plates in
this to clean them after ord.
Speaker 7 (28:31):
No, no, it's using soap and.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Waterwasher all right.
Speaker 8 (28:36):
This might this grows in the ocean, and they also
make fake ones and it picks up water and you
squeeze the water.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
You squeeze the water.
Speaker 5 (28:44):
Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
All right, we'll put a three on that five and
an eight score for Darla with west help from Tater.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
That's why we got that extra one in there.
Speaker 16 (28:56):
May.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
We ought to move your chair a little further away
from Teter.
Speaker 7 (29:01):
You're not breathing on me, are you so?
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Bill and Randy five will tie and force over time
six will win. All right, Bill, are you ready?
Speaker 2 (29:14):
Yeah? Alright, and go.
Speaker 9 (29:16):
So you might use this to make your hands soft.
It's it's a liquid like Jurgins mix It and other
companies or sun Tan. Yes, yeah, okay, rhymes with it.
Things are moving, you are in what yeah?
Speaker 2 (29:35):
So rhymes with it.
Speaker 9 (29:36):
A witches brew might be called a rhymes with it
A witches brew.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Magic magic love blank number nine.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
No, you can stay so A dollar wins.
Speaker 15 (29:54):
Final story Vibe Brandy, I love how you think in
John Boy's voice.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Yeah, he believe me. He's in my head. Twenty well
Bill from Chester, West Virginia.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Buddy came up a little short, but you can try
again any time.
Speaker 6 (30:10):
Man.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
All right, we appreciating Darling. Look at you Meano jumpson
pride Darling.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
Yeah, day to day light beer prize packed, sharing one
with old Bill. You working there, buddy, and congrat work
on your big chest.
Speaker 4 (30:30):
Hey Billy, old you.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
I got the Big Show on the radio, requested bit
time Scott lost and says, hey, red next. I'd love
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Now, Okay, so the baby talk tease I had. Can
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Speaker 1 (35:28):
What would the Americans use baby talk more own than
actual babies?
Speaker 6 (35:33):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (35:34):
Boyfriends, boyfriend, no girlfriends. No, I'm gonna say dog. Ok
that's it.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
It's it's actually pets, not just dogs, Okay, pets. A
new study found more likely to use baby talk with
the with the pets and actual babies. Forty seven percent
of Americans said they use baby talk on pets, forty
four percent use it on kids.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
Oh tattered.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
Nineteen percent sometimes use it while talking to their romantic partner.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
Is it Durham? You made this mess in the floor?
Want to.
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So?
Speaker 1 (36:26):
The Pole looked at the most common baby talk words
we use with pets. Number one is a word wittle. Oh,
he's a cute widow guy, willing piece of wood.
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I never use it wittle. They might whittle on the carpet.
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it's just like a nightmare.
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I had just the top five or potty boo boo
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My widow, Honey, gonna go party before you come to
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Yeah, it sounds good with Taylor, does I know it's
just kind of creepy.
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Yeah.
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By the way, Uh, sixty nine percent of us in
that survey find baby talk annoying when used on kids.
Only forty one percent find it annoying when used on animals.
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Well, how about that?
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This is gas the kids talk back a little bee hole?
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Huh you.
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Good morning. It's a big show on the radio. Let's
talk about I don't believe I have a MENSA card.
I'm gonna bring it in tomorrow. But y'all longtime, big
show of listeners. Remember little Sam the jokester. Yeah, he
has a real mensa card. And then he said, no,
we don't have you a picture on it.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Don't go on at my mistake. Check the jokester. What
do y'all call it?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Dos?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
He's a more head scholar than he went to the
Berkeley got his master's.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
I mean, his kids is unbelievable.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
When he was how old when he was in here
doing his jokes?
Speaker 5 (01:04):
Was he four?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Knife? Like six?
Speaker 6 (01:07):
No?
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Fine, Yeah, it's like doing math problems in the back.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Of the car around Drop him off, let him hang out,
and I'm John Moore while I can bend there twigs.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Oh no, it took him almost a month to straighten
the mount. Oh well, let's move on here. Girls, are
you ready?
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Yeah?
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Okay, will.
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Quiz chig say yay, let's say hey. Lisa from Evansville, Indie. Amma,
I got it.
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Good morning, Lisa, good morning, how are you?
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Yeah, we are all good. Glad you made it in here.
Let's listen to belly and you win this prize pot Well.
Speaker 8 (01:56):
MENSA, the Society for People with High i q's, recently
welcome to new member Isla McNabb of Crestwood, Kentucky. She
passed the MENSA entrance exam at are you ready for this?
Two years old?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Woo.
Speaker 8 (02:12):
Her parents signed her up for MENSA because the group
has experts that can nurture her intellectual growth as she
gets older. The mcnabs already knew their daughter was pretty
sharp because A, at eighteen months old, she knew the
alphabet B. At nineteen months old, she had learned how
to read or C. At twenty one months she was
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doing the family's tax returns.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
I'm gonna take C.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
How is somebody two years old ass exam that I
don't know? I guess that's what the parents do You
think they took it forward they were small?
Speaker 8 (02:52):
Oh come on, no, I mean it's it's not like
making a model of the solar system for your kids.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
It's not the same.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
I'm sure it's not the same test that you took. Yeah,
it's probably for there's probably age groups.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Yeah, I know the way. I just didn't color outside
the lines.
Speaker 9 (03:15):
So and that surely that offends you, did y'all take
Sam's pestrick, No, we know that didn't.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Theads a good work man.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
You've got a big old liquid performance prize packing the
John Woe Billy bucket headed to you in Evansville.
Speaker 8 (03:29):
All right, thank you.
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You're welcome.
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This married man.
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Married man drives around in a minivan, got a wife
and some kids.
Speaker 7 (05:33):
His whole life songs kids.
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Hey, there there goes a married man.
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House he field listened to this.
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Poor guy's really screwed, hanging on by thread, quarter.
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Milk loaf of bread.
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Hey, fred, ain't that the married man.
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Got a big gas girl buys his clothes at the
gap and he's just about had love of this crowd.
Married man, married man, a friendly neighborhood married man.
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When he's home, he's ignored.
Speaker 8 (06:14):
Maybe that's why he's so bored.
Speaker 11 (06:16):
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Speaker 10 (06:53):
You work hard every day till the day that he's dead.
He wants grandbody you, He'll just squeeze on your head.
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Life for him has no sing. Wife won't let him
do a thing. She says, it's a bad side. Grow up, weary, the.
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Screw up you.
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Fine married man.
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Good morning, big shows on the radio. And now, ladies
and gentlemen, it's time once again for I'm asterious visitor
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left side fern on between two ferns with Zach Gallifanakis Tarmac.
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So no one knows the contents of these envelopes. But
you and your mystical and semi de devon way will
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the questions.
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Are you ready?
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Yes, I'm gonna need some hand sanitizer right after we
finish this.
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I have Love number one.
Speaker 7 (09:11):
Gonna find out who's naughty and nice?
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Gonna find out who's naughty or nice?
Speaker 7 (09:20):
Why did Santa Claus join match dot Com?
Speaker 2 (09:27):
I've a Love number two?
Speaker 7 (09:29):
The poles are officially open.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
The poles are officially opens.
Speaker 7 (09:37):
What's the first thing a stripper hears when she gets
to work?
Speaker 2 (09:44):
I've a love number three?
Speaker 7 (09:47):
John Wick four and Men in Black two?
Speaker 2 (09:50):
John Wick four and Men in Black two?
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What was the final score of the john Wick Men
in Black game?
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Where is the covered hovelope number four?
Speaker 7 (10:07):
Rudy Tooty Fresh and Fruity.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Rudy, Tooty, Fresh and Fruity.
Speaker 7 (10:15):
Who were the least popular Teletubbies ever? I think they
only lasted a half a season.
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They were a hovelope number five?
Speaker 8 (10:29):
Maroon five, Maroon five.
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Speaker 2 (10:44):
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Name three superheroes rejected by the.
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Avengers avelone number seven point break point break?
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Slightly below sea.
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Levels describe John Boy's best report card ever.
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Good Morning. It's a big showing the radio. I was
talking about going through some of my stuff. Of course
I found the came on North Carolina Funting. That's my
wonderful thing giveaway this week. Check it out at the
Big Show dot com. I found an old mensa card
of my that had my picture on it, name and everything.
But Eddie says, real menses don't have pictures. Yeah, boy,
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little for your team. So how do you take the test?
I mean, can you do it online? I mean no,
but there's a sample test online. Let me here's all right? Here,
all right, so I'll give you the first question nine
times seven forty No, see, you're done.
Speaker 4 (14:35):
Well.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
They would to start with the nine tables. Okay, eight
times eight sixty four. Oh nice, Sorry, you blew it
on the nine that one assay. It is math questions
and probably and everything that does kind of play into
the education. Here's yeah, all right.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
I found I found ten sample questions. Find the number
that best completes the following sequence. Okay, all right, one, two, four, seven, eleven, blank,
twenty two.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Eleven, twenty two minus eleven is eleven, so I would
say eleven. No, he doesn't have the answers, does it?
Speaker 13 (15:24):
No?
Speaker 5 (15:24):
It does.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Oh, sixteen, No, fifteen fourteen.
Speaker 7 (15:30):
I don't think mensa doesn't.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Shoot the U win either. Yeah, what is the answer?
Seventy flavor?
Speaker 4 (15:42):
The answer is to number seven? Sorry it is sixteen.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Oh yeah, that was all man.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
Each number adds one, two, three, four, five, six, and
respect to the preceding number.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Yeah, this sounds way too.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
All right, Why I'm gonna bring my card in the morrow.
I'm I'm just gonna rely on that.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
Maryann bought four oranges and three lemons.
Speaker 8 (16:08):
For here's a little u Charnie. He's not content to
just not be dumb. He has to be in mensa
right to bring himself back.
Speaker 9 (16:21):
I mean, I know we make fun of you all,
but we really don't think you're dumb, right, you know,
they're just some things you just didn't concentrate on. Same
for me, I couldn't find my way around a turkey hunt.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Well, y'all made me feel better somehow, good because we're
tired of talking about it.
Speaker 7 (16:40):
Tabitha likes cookies, but not cake.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Bewitch.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio. Coming up, we
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But first wrap up our married man Monday, my.
Speaker 8 (17:33):
Red man, my reed man drive surrounding a minivannfe.
Speaker 10 (17:38):
Has no single life, or let him do with a
sheeps it's up out timing groove.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Well, there's a screw you'll find the married mine.
Speaker 8 (17:50):
Last time married MANE and his band of costume misfits
got blasted with radiation at the new Superhero Store at
Brushywood Mall. How'd that go? If you say significantly crappia
than what they had in mind, you are absolutely right.
A malfunction in the cyclotron has apparently given our heroes
a grab bag assortment of oddball superpowers. That's right, honey,
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I was holding my cell phone when I got zapped.
Now I can make a connection using the telepathic powers
of my mind. I'm the human cell phone. What well, Yes,
that does mean we can switch to a monthly service
plan with fewer anytime minutes. Yes, the phone store is
right beside the food genius woulds that pick up a
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few things while I'm there? Oh? Sure, I guess so, Homer.
Can I borrow a pen.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Or have a free powers in things?
Speaker 4 (18:46):
No?
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Bad doom?
Speaker 5 (18:47):
Hey, droopy drawers do that wayner vision? Deal again, it's.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Not wiener vision, it's mate vision.
Speaker 5 (18:54):
Whatever. How about blinking us have a plate of them?
Little cocktail WEENI the hundre big girl.
Speaker 13 (18:58):
Actually I'm not a real big fan of cocktail Weenie.
Speaker 14 (19:02):
See drinking buddy.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
This is what I've been trying to tell you.
Speaker 8 (19:05):
You know, it is getting pretty close to lunchtime, and
you got to admit it looks really cool. Oh all right,
College buddy gives a squint and emits a stream of
tiny sausages from his eye socket.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Cock you weenis meat vision. This is a stupidest superpower ever.
Speaker 5 (19:28):
Hey, Homer, reckon, what kind of powers I into that with?
Speaker 6 (19:31):
Well?
Speaker 8 (19:32):
Let find out first, relax and let your mind. Go blame.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
That shouldn't take long.
Speaker 5 (19:38):
You hurt me, big guess, no count backwards from five, five,
six seven, he said, backwards, you morony, don't yell at me.
I got feelings.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Guys.
Speaker 8 (19:50):
Let's just calm down here for a second. Go ahead,
drinking buddy five four?
Speaker 5 (19:58):
Help me out here, big guy.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Three thread?
Speaker 8 (20:12):
Kind of a holy crash, great Caesar's goat, Homer, what
is that? Looked like some kind of super strong rope
like substance came shooting out of his well. You guy
saw it?
Speaker 5 (20:24):
Wow, I'm like a spider man.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Yeah, only his webbing comes out of his wrist.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Yours came out of your butt.
Speaker 5 (20:33):
Man.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
This stuff stretches like a rubber band, but.
Speaker 8 (20:37):
It's Duffy's nails looking there. Mighty colorful dudes.
Speaker 5 (20:41):
Hey, let me get some Mexican food. All poopis house
some new costumes.
Speaker 8 (20:45):
Isn't this amazing, chum?
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Yeah, All of a sudden, meat vision is starting to
look a lot better.
Speaker 13 (20:52):
Man. All these powers are turning out kind of freakish.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
And if anybody knows about freakish, I heard that.
Speaker 13 (21:00):
Look, if I want to be insulted, I'll go back
to work at CarMax. I joined this team because you
all seem like nice guys who wanted to make a
difference in the world. But you're just like all the rest,
always making fun of me because of how I love now.
Speaker 8 (21:15):
Now, calm down, Indigo girls.
Speaker 13 (21:17):
Don't tell me to calm down. I'm thick of being
make fun of just because I'm not a skinny, little
super model like the ones in those magazines. Drinking buddies.
The only one who's been nice to me. The rest
of you are just typical. Man, You're all alike. You're
nothing but a bunch of Oh I feel strange.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Hey, look, something's happening to her, Homer.
Speaker 8 (21:46):
What's happening? I think her emotional rage and fueling some
sort of outward physical manifest cation, you know, her inner turmoil.
Speaker 5 (21:53):
Yeah, what does that mean? In regular English?
Speaker 2 (21:56):
It means she's getting even bigger and freakier than she
was when she came in. Man, check that out.
Speaker 8 (22:06):
She makes the incredible Hope look like something significantly smaller than.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
The incredible Hope. Wow, I've never felt so powerful.
Speaker 5 (22:17):
Hey, she don't even sound like herself no more.
Speaker 8 (22:19):
Indigo girl, Are you all right?
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (22:23):
I think so?
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Man, My ar IM sure are hairy.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
All of a sudden, stay married man, judging by the
disappearance of her enormous rack and that huge Adam's apple
that just popped out. Let's see, Indigo girl just changed
into Indigo guy.
Speaker 8 (22:39):
Hey, how you doing.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Down there, Spiderpooper? I never noticed it before.
Speaker 13 (22:45):
Man, you're kind of cute.
Speaker 5 (22:48):
I am sure.
Speaker 13 (22:50):
I never thought i'd say this, but I could shut
go for a guy like you do.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
What now, Well, drinking Buddy, the good news is he
finally did you.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
The bad news is jes a.
Speaker 8 (23:03):
Dude, holy unwelcome development. Drinking Buddy's greatest dream has turned
into his worst nightmares. How the team handled this unexpected development?
If you said probably not very well, you're on the
right track. Don't miss on next episode for what could
be the most sphincter tightening adventure in the team's history.
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Same married time, same married channel. Looks looks you'll find
them married.
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None's a good all, right, y'all, y'all ready for some
wordy word. It's been a week's worth going. Come on,
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morning a couple of work buddies. Darla from Mingo Junction, Ohio.
Good morning, dar a light.
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Morning, good morning. And Bill from Chester West, Virginia. Good morning, Bill,
good morning, good morning.
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Y'all right across the river from each other state lines.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
How's they work?
Speaker 13 (25:15):
Yep?
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Yeah, we've been moving around up there alright. Good oh
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Bill on the Tater and Randy team, Darla on the
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Speaker 2 (25:32):
Hey god, all right, Darley, you ever heard that before?
Little rascals?
Speaker 8 (25:38):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (25:38):
Okay, goods.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
All right then baby, Well let's see what we can
do with me and Darla for the first thirty seconds.
All right, Oh wow, I don't even know where to start. Okay,
all right, Darlas, hope you got something ready, right already
go oh Rick Flair's ears call them what he's got
(26:01):
blank ears where you get hit on them.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
It's also is it a fruit or vegetable?
Speaker 8 (26:06):
It's like vegetable.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
It's white and you eat it and you dip it
and stuff. Yeah, we all right, Oh, this is something
that grows in the You eat them and you take
trips if you're hippie in the woods. What magic blank?
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Yeah? Uh huh, all right, a bullet proof? What you
wear this? Yes, rhymes with it? You have a big yeah.
I was just guessing.
Speaker 8 (26:34):
Those over the place where they all work.
Speaker 9 (26:37):
Crazy mushroom was my favorite, though, and the whole is
cauliflower of fruit.
Speaker 8 (26:43):
You know.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Well, we were just double bull Rick Flair's. Yeah, So
it works out for.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
You, right, good work or on the board. All right,
here's Bill and Taylor for their round one. Bill are
you ready? Yeah, okay, and.
Speaker 15 (27:07):
Go the opposite direction of west.
Speaker 10 (27:11):
All.
Speaker 15 (27:12):
Hey, take a this is in class. Your teacher will
give you this. It's a where it's not homework, but
you study for one of these. Yeah, rhymes with it.
This is this is better than better. It's a family blanket.
Rhymes with it like your family logo. Oh yeah, it's
(27:35):
a toothpaste too branded toothpaste.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, crass. That has happened. First one. Yeah,
she did it once last week and once together.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Explained the word was west, and of course tator was
tround this outstead of east, but she said west.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Yes, yeah, you got to quote. Well, you gotta look
at him before you can give the clues, don't you.
That's all right, we'll work where there we're kicking.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Okay, So here we go Darla and Billy for a
round one. We'll add them up in a minute, Ready, Darla.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
And oh and go.
Speaker 8 (28:16):
You might close this to stop air or water from
going through a pipe.
Speaker 7 (28:20):
You close theo.
Speaker 5 (28:22):
There you go.
Speaker 9 (28:23):
I see.
Speaker 8 (28:24):
You might put your your your dinnerware, your plates in
this to clean them after ord.
Speaker 7 (28:31):
No, no, it's using soap and.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Waterwasher all right.
Speaker 8 (28:36):
This might this grows in the ocean, and they also
make fake ones and it picks up water and you
squeeze the water.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
You squeeze the water.
Speaker 5 (28:44):
Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
All right, we'll put a three on that five and
an eight score for Darla with west help from Tater.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
That's why we got that extra one in there.
Speaker 16 (28:56):
May.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
We ought to move your chair a little further away
from Teter.
Speaker 7 (29:01):
You're not breathing on me, are you so?
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Bill and Randy five will tie and force over time
six will win. All right, Bill, are you ready?
Speaker 2 (29:14):
Yeah? Alright, and go.
Speaker 9 (29:16):
So you might use this to make your hands soft.
It's it's a liquid like Jurgins mix It and other
companies or sun Tan. Yes, yeah, okay, rhymes with it.
Things are moving, you are in what yeah?
Speaker 2 (29:35):
So rhymes with it.
Speaker 9 (29:36):
A witches brew might be called a rhymes with it
A witches brew.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Magic magic love blank number nine.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
No, you can stay so A dollar wins.
Speaker 15 (29:54):
Final story Vibe Brandy, I love how you think in
John Boy's voice.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Yeah, he believe me. He's in my head. Twenty well
Bill from Chester, West Virginia.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Buddy came up a little short, but you can try
again any time.
Speaker 6 (30:10):
Man.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
All right, we appreciating Darling. Look at you Meano jumpson
pride Darling.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
Yeah, day to day light beer prize packed, sharing one
with old Bill. You working there, buddy, and congrat work
on your big chest.
Speaker 4 (30:30):
Hey Billy, old you.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
I got the Big Show on the radio, requested bit
time Scott lost and says, hey, red next. I'd love
to hear something from lipless. I can't get the red next.
I just inserted that, but I think that's what Scott
was referring to. All Scott like you some lipless He's
coming up next. Good morning, It's a big show on
(31:20):
the radio. Requests bedtime back this time Monday through Friday.
Hit us up, John Mobill on Facebook page. She was
the line at the Big Show dot com. This got
lost and wants to hear.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
Him some lipless. He gets his requests right now, are right?
This is Lily and I won't sing a song. You
never know you literally gonna sing a song. I got
a heavy show to sing.
Speaker 16 (31:49):
Hey wowed us hungry hell, h wow at us hungry HELLEA,
I can I live a horror every already on her
hands leveless.
Speaker 14 (32:10):
I don't say too witless.
Speaker 16 (32:16):
I don't say to work.
Speaker 14 (32:20):
It's hard and hard when you ahol left.
Speaker 8 (32:23):
Don't.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Heavy flute love my hate. Hey't listen to a houte
when I wint.
Speaker 14 (32:39):
I've heard up here, I'm good looking, real soft, I'm
good look you and I'm.
Speaker 6 (32:52):
Real sort got a wed juke wook walting.
Speaker 8 (32:58):
I had wall.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Laying on when shows I heard her.
Speaker 6 (33:05):
Ut here and like you're making me us I my coffee.
Speaker 5 (33:09):
And that's I know where it's free.
Speaker 16 (33:13):
And that's a kind of day.
Speaker 11 (33:14):
Oh.
Speaker 6 (33:15):
It lays locks who say, well, frayed in that rain
room there.
Speaker 16 (33:25):
Up you know I know here?
Speaker 6 (33:32):
Oh right, Well, like I can't singing cousens has when
fun what I ain't I know my words left, So
I guess i'm.
Speaker 14 (33:52):
Oh, y'all, y'all, y'all leaving, I say, I get no
know horse y'all, I'm laying out.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
Of old yeah. Oh god, Oh got a lot more
rachel that I got a no after good morning. It's
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a big show on the radio.
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Coming up here around this week and find out that
day and I ain't got to ride on me. But
Mark Robinson's running for North Carolina governor, our home state.
He he's friends with some of my hunting buddies, and
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Speaker 2 (35:23):
Now, Okay, so the baby talk tease I had. Can
y'all figure out?
Speaker 1 (35:28):
What would the Americans use baby talk more own than
actual babies?
Speaker 6 (35:33):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (35:34):
Boyfriends, boyfriend, no girlfriends. No, I'm gonna say dog. Ok
that's it.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
It's it's actually pets, not just dogs, Okay, pets. A
new study found more likely to use baby talk with
the with the pets and actual babies. Forty seven percent
of Americans said they use baby talk on pets, forty
four percent use it on kids.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
Oh tattered.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
Nineteen percent sometimes use it while talking to their romantic partner.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
Is it Durham? You made this mess in the floor?
Want to.
Speaker 4 (36:26):
So?
Speaker 1 (36:26):
The Pole looked at the most common baby talk words
we use with pets. Number one is a word wittle. Oh,
he's a cute widow guy, willing piece of wood.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
I never use it wittle. They might whittle on the carpet.
Now and then, so whidling your widdle. Uh, top five,
it's just like a nightmare.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
I had just the top five or potty boo boo
night night and oopsie like oop see you made a
woodle party mistake on the wog.
Speaker 7 (37:08):
My widow, Honey, gonna go party before you come to
Big We should totally do the whole show like this
one day.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
Yeah, it sounds good with Taylor, does I know it's
just kind of creepy.
Speaker 10 (37:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
By the way, Uh, sixty nine percent of us in
that survey find baby talk annoying when used on kids.
Only forty one percent find it annoying when used on animals.
Speaker 8 (37:34):
Well, how about that?
Speaker 2 (37:36):
This is gas the kids talk back a little bee hole?
Speaker 8 (37:39):
Huh you.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
Wait' be hole mama. We'll work on that later on.
Out a time, let's get a bed. Boxes.
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