November 30, 2023 • 46 mins
Thursday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Hoyt & The Junior Nation Band spread Holiday cheer with, “Delbert Beat Up Santa..” - We give Porky’s B-B-Blue Christmas its first spin in 2023.. - Tarmac the Magnificent divines the answers on another batch of never before seen questions.. - Trans-Siberian Orchestra Drummer Jeff Plate gives us an update on the TSO 2023 Tour.. - and we’ll finish up with the Mayor of Dismal Seepage..
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
It's a big show on your radio. Thanks for joining
us this morning.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Good day.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
You're old pal STEVI here, No, not the former idiot intern,
the Crocodile Stalker, and you're listening to my two favorite
bonds of mates, John Boy and Billy on the big Show.
I'll tell you it's nice to be high and dry
and safe and sound in this Knacker studio.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Hey, what's this wire for? No living out them?
Speaker 4 (01:06):
It is Thursday morning, the last day of November.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
It would be the thirtieth, because thirty days.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
That's November, April, June, and September.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
Close enough.
Speaker 6 (01:17):
Yeah, yeah, oh, but I talk town to people I
did maybe learned that.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Yeah, retain that, you know. I got to tell you
that's something to find out. Yeah, I got thirty days.
Speaker 6 (01:29):
Yeah, I've heard you saying that for forty some years now,
and I've never learned that. And every time we get
towards the end of the month, I literally have to
look at a calendar to see every day.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
I envy you for your few. Oh, this is kind
of a poemia. Thirty days has September, April, June, and November.
All the rest have thirty one except another one that
dun never February has only twenty.
Speaker 5 (01:53):
Twenty eight days clear or in twenty nine and each
leap year.
Speaker 7 (01:58):
That I never Near the end of that, I was,
this has a whole lot more versus than I thought.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
And what's what the voices were using?
Speaker 8 (02:07):
That was.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
I'm escaping.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Ah well, let's say what's special about this November thirtieth.
It's a National Personal Space Day.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
I want to go to space in person, And I
don't think that's what it means. National Mason Jar Day.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
All right, there's a mazing jar that just covers all
jars with the Lizlie.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
You know, there's like a two part Liz.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
That's the way everybody thinks of it. I think there's
probably some kind of copyright.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
And yeah, like the people that Mason Jar wouldn't.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
Prefer, right, like the Kleenex people.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Yeah, please either the actual name brand Canning is always good.
If you can get somebody do that.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
Do you need us for the rest of this?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
This is therapy? I think?
Speaker 5 (02:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
National Computer Security Day?
Speaker 4 (02:59):
All right?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Is that is that what I'm covered with? Livelock? No?
Speaker 6 (03:04):
No, don't get me started. Okay, now, this would national
security would be like change your dang password.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
People do a backup, you know that kind of all right,
So did y'all get that?
Speaker 5 (03:16):
Yeah, Normally they would say it to him a little nicely,
that's the.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Idea, but I'm not getting through to him. Right.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
Well, one more here, very special to us National Mississippi Day.
It recognizes the home of the Delta Blues, the twentieth
state to join the Union, in the heart of Massio
company had a beautiful west point.
Speaker 6 (03:39):
And you have your little month song. Tater can spell
Mississippi backwards right off top for him.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Oh all right, I P P I s I s
s I M.
Speaker 9 (03:51):
S s I s I s s I p P
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Speaker 1 (03:56):
So it's Mississippi is s s I S s I
P p I oh pp I. Man, Mississippi starts with
the end. I know I haven't heard the MM in
it yet. That's where I keep going.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Come on, I was I was five when I learned it.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
So we go back to Mason's.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Pretty much when we try to show office pretty much yet, right, okay,
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a bat and a boxing glove for a ball. It
was invented by George Hancock at the Farragut Boat Club
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in Chicago, but they had boxing gloves. Lanail Morning did
balls Wiling Yeah. Nineteen seventy four, Marva Drew of Waterloo,
Iowa completed typing from one to one million on a
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Wow you imagine.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
But good news. I think she's available.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Finally.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
Was On this day nineteen ninety six, Michael Jordan reached
twenty five thousand career points, the last of his thirty
five points Chicago Bulls defeated San Antonio ninety seven eighty
eight before a crowd of thirty seven thousand and fifty eight,
the largest in Spurs history. He was a tenth NBA
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player to reach the Martin Oh damn, Michael, Well.
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Speaker 5 (07:21):
It's the game that anyone can win.
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John Boy Billy to give the prizes from the big.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
Prize be.
Speaker 11 (07:30):
Let's go, he contested number one.
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This should really be a lot of funs back.
Speaker 10 (07:37):
Win your day, ups have a very open guest.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Tan you love the best time.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
You know the big shots.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
Let's say, Hey, the Barley married from Martin spat Virginia.
Speaker 10 (07:54):
Shots.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
I don't know Jackie put two names on here. I
really am an idiot.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
I wanted to write barely Berry.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Barely barely barly Berry. I'm not there yet. I'm just
barely so Barry.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
So you told Jackie barely Barry that's me, okay.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
And explain that to us so we can enjoy it.
Oh yes, please, Well I'm not there. I'm not quite
there yet. Lad with that?
Speaker 4 (08:29):
Well, Jackie has Barley Barry written here. I thought you
made your own beers.
Speaker 12 (08:34):
Well, I'm a man, so feel free to add that
to your act.
Speaker 13 (08:46):
Here.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
Let's let's get you through these three categories. You get
that prize package up to you.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
All right, how long do I have?
Speaker 14 (08:55):
You?
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Got five seconds per category? All right, I'm in trouble.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
All come, you can do it. We're serious. This is
our job, man.
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All right, here we go now.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
In five seconds, give us three easy, Give us three
sports you can play indoors.
Speaker 13 (09:19):
Well, there's basketball, uh, bowling, shooting pool a billiards.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Yeah, all right, all right now, don't hurt yourself.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
Now, give us three things that have numbers on it. Ready,
numbers ready go, stock.
Speaker 13 (09:41):
Cars, uh, rottery tickets and women's bras well.
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Okay, you're looking at the wrong parts.
Speaker 13 (09:54):
Well that's all I can think about, you know, stock car,
lottery tickets, and women's bras.
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He's got to be very soon.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
He may make it before the end of the game today.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
Looked around the room barely Barley Berry in five seconds,
Oh you got this? Give us three NBA teams ready
to go.
Speaker 13 (10:18):
In the Okay, there's Charlotte Hornets, Atlanta Hawks, and my
favorite to Boston Celtics.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
Well, I think that's a full Barry right there and
winning the happy herd there.
Speaker 6 (10:33):
You don't have the authority to promote him by cheer up,
cheer up, hold on.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
You got it.
Speaker 15 (10:42):
You make my day.
Speaker 14 (10:43):
Man.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
I love you guys, we believe you.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
Yeah, why we're jumping out catching you up on your
news right on on the side our time capsule fire
early rise. They look out a normal tem wheeler in
the city.
Speaker 9 (11:32):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 16 (11:48):
They're the Laingeride Sail at the Walmart. There's the Laingeride
Sail at the Walmart. Their panties are cheap and they're
all in a heap. I dress up in drag eye,
look like Meryl Street. Oh, I'm a wonderful Oh oh,
(12:10):
I'm a fabulous gay.
Speaker 9 (12:13):
But I've got a real funny feeling.
Speaker 17 (12:18):
I way more than Delta Birkway's Chimney Christmas one verse
that I'm winding. I'm sweating like Tony Field's in a
three legged race. There's nothing like a Tony Field's reference.
And tell everyone just how old you are? Hello, Bab's
(12:40):
my angel? Oh dear, your eyes are red? Have you
been crying or drinking?
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Crying?
Speaker 17 (12:48):
Okay, I was just checking. I remember the time you
got into mister Rayfert's drawers. No, no, his death drawers.
I know you cried both times.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
It's okay.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
So what's wrong?
Speaker 17 (13:02):
Your your blonde friend Tiffany, uh huh oh her mother
passed away. I'm so sorry. It's worth How could it
possibly be worse? She got a call from her sister
and her mother passed away too. Oh when it rains,
it pours, doesn't it.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Huh? I don't know what it means. I thought on
the Weather Channel.
Speaker 17 (13:26):
Listen, why don't you go polish up that theater chest
and run and then we'll go run errands.
Speaker 9 (13:32):
Okay, there she goes off and away doo to lou
gipp to my loo, dooby dooby doo, and she's gone.
Speaker 17 (13:43):
Oh that is one beautiful muffin. But somebody left out
the blueberries, John boy, but the.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Big show, Phil speaking, I'm gonna help you.
Speaker 17 (13:54):
Oh Marcel, Well, it's a typical day here in hay
Seed Heaven. I'm just writing up some cards for weirdy word. No, no,
I meant weirdy word. Have you heard handsome play? That's
thinking the toilet that's called a what you eat Chinese
food with a pair of wat's tupping a volcano called
(14:15):
what I can't.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
I can't do the boys, obviously, but you get the idea.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
That not normal.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Oh, I'm really gonna screw with him. I'm putting in
words like couter eyes. If you're bleating and you put
some hot metal on the wood.
Speaker 11 (14:32):
It's called a wat.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Oh, I can't wait.
Speaker 17 (14:38):
Other than that, it's business as usual, you know, same old,
same old, and speak of the devil. Hold on, Hi,
mister Rayford, how are you? You're you're what working on?
Working on punching up the humor in your segments. Well
that's a wonderful idea.
Speaker 7 (14:58):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Well, you know, I really don't have time right now.
But I I don't know. What do you call a
big Irish spider Patty long legs?
Speaker 10 (15:09):
Ah?
Speaker 17 (15:11):
That is hysterical. Well, I gotta get back to I
don't know what is the spider's favorite TV show?
Speaker 1 (15:23):
The newly web game.
Speaker 11 (15:24):
You you're good, youth.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
You are good.
Speaker 17 (15:30):
But if you don't mind my saying, don't you think
you're leaning a little heavy on the aracnid joke? Well,
I don't know. Maybe, you know, try a little political
humor that's hot today. I've got some good ones here
you go. Oh, here's a pen. Write these down. What's
the difference between a liberal and a trampoline? You take
your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
What's the difference.
Speaker 17 (15:54):
Between a dead skunk and a dead liberal, vultures will
eat the skunk.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
How many liberals does it take to change a light bulb? Irrelevant?
They still don't know they're in the dark.
Speaker 17 (16:05):
Did you hear KFC hasn't just introduced the Obama bucket?
It's full of left wings and chicken butts. Why isn't
the TSA catching any terrorists because they don't screen passengers
on air Force one?
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Wait, mister Rayford, where are you going? I've got a
bunch more.
Speaker 17 (16:23):
That works like a charm. Oh, Marcel I found the
socialist kryptonite. Huh he didn't really say anything. I think
he flipped me the bird, but it may have just
have been the arthright. Oh, here comes Bablicious. I gotta run.
I'll be home soon and Marcel dust.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
All right, Angel? You ready to roll? Your eyes are
still red?
Speaker 1 (16:48):
What is wrong?
Speaker 2 (16:50):
You got a call from your shrink. That's a job descriptions.
He says, you have an electracomplex.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
What's that?
Speaker 17 (16:58):
You're in love with your father? Well that's not all bad.
You'll have no chance with a married man. Wow, where's
my BC powder? I'm gonna snort them this time to
the Mini Cooper. Carry on, straight, people, John.
Speaker 18 (17:16):
Boy and Billy jobs are funny. There are no hard
fast rules on making it to the top, but a
pretty good rule of thumb is if you make at
the age thirty five and your job still involves wearing
a name tank, you've probably made a serious vocation.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Where somewhere along the.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
Line, good morning radio, done right, good Thursday morning, Big
(18:02):
shows on the radio. Well, here's a fellow that seen
her share thanksgivings over one hundred in fact, always happy
to have him stop by.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Welcome back, nermal tea Wheeler.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Had they John Boy, everybody.
Speaker 4 (18:16):
How was your Thanksgiving? You must have a bunch of family.
Well you say that like it's a good thing. Truth
be told.
Speaker 7 (18:23):
This is the second generation of the Wheeler clan that
can't cook worth a plug Nickel.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Oh no, say it ain't so. I wish I could.
Speaker 7 (18:32):
My great granddaughter thinks butterball is a formal dance for
dairy farmers. Last year she made one of them to
foo turkeys. She still gets mad when I call it pranksgiving.
I finally asked her if she ever been in the
damn kitchen a floor. She got all offended and told
me she was an excellent cook. About that time she
(18:53):
took the salad out of the microwave. But at least
they gave me an idea for a Christmas present.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
For cooking lessons. I'm not that optimistic.
Speaker 7 (19:04):
I bought her one of them big Betty Crocker cookbooks
a couple of year ago.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Well did it help?
Speaker 10 (19:08):
No?
Speaker 7 (19:09):
No, she left it on the stove and it burn up.
She's so distracted by putting that fire. Iye, she forgot
about that thirty dollars roast that is in the oven.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Does she burn that too?
Speaker 7 (19:19):
Well, let's just say she got the volunteer fire department
on speed now. Now, so this year I got her
a perfect gift. It's a smoke alarm that shuts off
when you say, I'm just cooking.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
I know some folks I can use something like that.
Speaker 19 (19:34):
Eh.
Speaker 7 (19:35):
My first wife was She could not cook her lick,
and she made sure I knew that before we got hissed.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
I said, why would you want me to know that?
Speaker 7 (19:42):
And she said that way, you'll be disappointed from the start,
not just when you see me naked.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Well, I hate you. Didn't have a good Thanksgiving dinner?
I did.
Speaker 7 (19:51):
I had a humdinger of a meal, turkey ham all
the trimming, five different kind of pie.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
I was plump stuff, new girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Nope, my friend manages a golden crowd.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
No, that works. Did they still have that chocolate waterfall?
Speaker 14 (20:04):
No?
Speaker 7 (20:04):
But if I had eaten with my family, I probably
could have made my own. Whoa what two cents? Unless
time for me to get it? Getting I mind if
I grab another couple of that free coffee on my way?
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Oh, you help yourself.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Hell, keep your saddle old in your gune grease and holler.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Over you need me.
Speaker 7 (20:20):
It's a sorry world, ain't it? Offered the cook every
year and they always say it's too much work?
Speaker 2 (20:28):
What go now?
Speaker 19 (20:29):
Go now?
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Okay, good morning, Stan Higgins Here.
Speaker 20 (20:34):
Nothing makes my day like a chance to pipe in
on John Boy and Billy here in the big show.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
But I don't come here just to see them. I'm
not a gay. I come here for the eye candy, Babs, Jackie.
Speaker 17 (20:46):
And theater and Thanny's got a sweet tooth.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
How is that?
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Good morning? It's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 4 (21:26):
Rode into your Thursday morning Friday, an album for your
Christmas wishless.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
There you go back for the Rayford and the General.
Speaker 4 (21:37):
Together we found a brand new drawer filled with fun.
Speaker 5 (21:41):
Stuff like this General Tom Sadler and Robert D. Rayford.
Speaker 21 (21:46):
They've had their ups and downs over the years, but
now they're back together on a brand new album of
their favorite duets.
Speaker 19 (21:55):
You don't bring me flowers, you don't saying it.
Speaker 5 (22:05):
Honor talk to me anymore.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Come through the door.
Speaker 10 (22:11):
At the end of the day.
Speaker 22 (22:13):
You'll get free and it feel Survey.
Speaker 10 (22:20):
Crean and it as we.
Speaker 14 (22:24):
Did.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
There's one pair faint and.
Speaker 8 (22:29):
There's one there's no inside it comes.
Speaker 5 (22:39):
Are you Pitches or her?
Speaker 21 (22:40):
I forget Rafe and the gym old Gold twenty two
all time hits.
Speaker 5 (22:45):
As only these guys good do it?
Speaker 1 (22:48):
They say all love.
Speaker 5 (22:49):
I won't pay the rest sports earned.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Our money is off and spent.
Speaker 11 (22:56):
Where you get that stuff?
Speaker 19 (22:58):
I don't know if I'm oh.
Speaker 12 (23:00):
That's true, But you got me and baby, I got you.
Speaker 22 (23:07):
Where I got you, Bribe, I got your web from
R and B Classics.
Speaker 9 (23:18):
PA's leaving, leaving on that big fat train Georgia, living.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
On that big fat train to Georgia.
Speaker 5 (23:29):
Said he's going back to Fine gord God to Fine.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Sim Flat page times.
Speaker 21 (23:37):
Then you'll be wing, Oh no you will.
Speaker 11 (23:43):
I'm on that big fat Train Georgia.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Living on the big fat Train Georgia.
Speaker 5 (23:50):
To Southern gospel standards.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
I'm a saint.
Speaker 15 (23:54):
Tenor and me and little brother going in there.
Speaker 5 (23:59):
Who is this girl come? And everything in between?
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Our family. I'll get all my sisters and music. We
are family whom Get up, everybody.
Speaker 21 (24:19):
Two CDs eighteen ninety five, two cassettes fifteen ninety five
to eight tracks, six fifty.
Speaker 8 (24:25):
They were dancing and saying and moving through the groove,
and just way, bit man, somebody turned around and started
play that fucking music. White boy, play that fucking music.
Broad pay that fucking music.
Speaker 10 (24:45):
White boy. Play down the.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Book and play that fucking music to you.
Speaker 5 (24:52):
Die, you die, crank this shutter rape in the general.
Speaker 21 (25:00):
Hey, that fucking news kicking it old school on Old
Gone available now at your favorite store.
Speaker 5 (25:07):
And stories you don't like to.
Speaker 4 (25:12):
As far as we gotta work up an act, you
don't do that on the stage, person, We don't actually want.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
To see it. Good morning, got the big show on
the radio coming up.
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Christmas song from Heart and a Junior Nation band based
on all their experiences, Ladies.
Speaker 19 (25:58):
And gentlemen, Junior Nation presents another song based on a dumb,
drunken experience.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
It goes like this, Because it went like this.
Speaker 19 (26:20):
I sawt Delbert beat up Sam and Crows.
Speaker 11 (26:26):
Over at the Wallmart.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Late last night. It wasn't really Santa, just a fat
guy with a beard.
Speaker 15 (26:39):
He cut in line in front of Delbert.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
That's when things got weird.
Speaker 19 (26:46):
I saw Delbert knuckles say in his head, just another
classic Walmart night.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Was a massive Christmas fail. When they took him straight
to jail.
Speaker 19 (27:04):
Before beating upon Sandy Clause last night, I saw Delbert
(27:30):
beat up Santa Claus.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Overrept the Walmart store last night.
Speaker 5 (27:40):
This fat boy cut.
Speaker 19 (27:41):
In line in a little sent a hat and when
Delbert had a beer twelve.
Speaker 10 (27:50):
You don't want none of that, no no nose.
Speaker 19 (27:54):
I watched Delbert wall on Sand's head.
Speaker 11 (28:00):
Anyone to see this boy ride.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
We had to throw his.
Speaker 19 (28:07):
Bail because they took his ask to check before beaten
up phone Sandy Pauls Last.
Speaker 10 (28:15):
Night over, Oh my, just last night.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Rather good boys. The classics just keep on coming here,
don't they? You all ready for John Boys? Ever?
Speaker 14 (28:45):
Do you? Well?
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Let's do it?
Speaker 4 (28:46):
Then review yesterday's question. We found out the blood of
the Texas horn Star lizard contains chemicals similar to pepper spray,
and when under attack, they can squirt a stream of
it directly from this body part their eyes be comfortable
for the horn star Loser could be worse but more
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fun if you look up all right. Today's John Boyd Jeopardy.
Studies funded by the US government have discovered that the
temperature around this body part increases when you are lying.
Speaker 5 (29:22):
Good question. Does it also shrink when you're in the pool?
Speaker 1 (29:26):
What y'all got?
Speaker 14 (29:27):
One?
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Eight hundred?
Speaker 4 (29:28):
Big show you told free lying across America? We played
John Boyd Jeopardy next.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
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Speaker 4 (29:59):
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Speaker 10 (30:27):
On my Rick Heights?
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John Jack Today?
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Yeah, I know your host his mini pep talk of
the day, when life gives you gators, make gatorade?
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Geez, John Moore that night out.
Speaker 4 (30:44):
Let's say hey to Jerry out of Johnson City at
tennis A good morning, Jerry. Wour's Tom Coler, I'll ragged,
is hey?
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Jerry? Welcome? Ell buddy you.
Speaker 8 (30:58):
First, thank you, thank you?
Speaker 1 (30:59):
How y'all going today? We're doing all this?
Speaker 4 (31:01):
I'm doing good, buddy, Jerry, you got the first shot
at it. So this study funded by the US government
discovered the temperature around this body part increases when you're lying.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Well, you think, what is your nose? What is your
nose in the body And they have a name for it.
Speaker 4 (31:31):
It's called the Pinocchio effect. Well, of course it doesn't grow,
but it gets hot. So can you reach out and
feel somebody's nose.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
If you think they're lying, I don't recommend it.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
It's probably not.
Speaker 6 (31:46):
I mean generally, if you suspect doing that old got
your nose trick, well you said it.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Is really your throat.
Speaker 4 (31:55):
Oh man, really, what good work, Jerry, you got your
big old red Max Prize back.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
Head up Johnson City for you.
Speaker 5 (32:06):
Thank you, Mauch, thank you, match you welcome Buddy.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Water the wh a hour top of your news.
Speaker 4 (32:17):
You know, we start off with the Christmas season after
Thanksgiving with the big show Christmas Classics Boys Arking piglu.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
Good morning, and it's a big show on the radio.
Long Ride. We started a big show Christmas Classic says.
Speaker 4 (33:05):
We entered Christmas season every years Porky Pigs Blue Christmas
went Nation. Little before we were syndicated, kind of made
the made the way around in the disc jockey world yep.
And then of course it caught the attention some lawyers.
We had to change it to we couldn't use porky
Pig anymore. You know, I guess they did have a
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Warner Brothers maybe had a little deal on that.
Speaker 14 (33:30):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure like that.
Speaker 4 (33:32):
So anyway, so it was that okay, Jesus Proxy pig.
I thought that was kind of clever. Yeah, that's why
I thought it was clever.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
That's one. Over forty years, there's been more than that.
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (33:46):
Tayler of course been working on her porky pig impersonation,
but the lawyers shut her down. Maybe just try just
introducing this one. Yeah, do that for us, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 15 (34:00):
Book Perky Pigs, Blue Blue Christmas.
Speaker 5 (34:06):
Johnny's right, you sound like it's higher being waterboarded.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
No you're not.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Oh we're ready heading.
Speaker 11 (34:27):
Yah have it'll be able to be a blue.
Speaker 10 (34:33):
Christmas.
Speaker 5 (34:35):
Then we get without you.
Speaker 15 (34:38):
Oh if you feel so, hea be blue idiot just
thinking hebby he be ubb about you? It you decoratetions
a real red, not a.
Speaker 16 (34:58):
Christmas tree.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
If we if we it won't be.
Speaker 15 (35:03):
It's the same day. If your nighty here with me
and me and we win those it be blue. It's
the snow flames, it's it starts falling. It'll leave that
to where here windows it to be a blue enemy
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and memories.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
It's start to call.
Speaker 12 (35:31):
You be.
Speaker 15 (35:34):
All arrive with your pigs. Mysup, we give him.
Speaker 9 (35:40):
I'll be a ride.
Speaker 15 (35:42):
But elver U ever be blue?
Speaker 11 (35:46):
Ever be able to be your.
Speaker 15 (35:47):
Blue blue blue Christmas.
Speaker 19 (35:51):
M h.
Speaker 15 (36:00):
I'll be just be a baby out.
Speaker 10 (36:01):
I don't let me miss you.
Speaker 15 (36:12):
You'll be in when all here, why when with yard
getting raised myself we here were whye everge but but
I'll have up ever be a blue ever be a
blue blue blue bristler.
Speaker 4 (37:02):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio for you, Thursday,
November the thirtieth Aura. Here we go, yeather around and now,
ladies and gentlemen, it's time once again for I am
a mysterious visitor from the east, the all seeing, all
knowing and former left side fern on between two ferns
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with Zach Gallifanakis Tarmac the magnificent.
Speaker 5 (37:32):
I'm looking underdoing.
Speaker 11 (37:35):
Tarbag.
Speaker 4 (37:36):
I hold in my hands the envelopes is a child
of four completely see. These omelopes are hermetically sealed. They
be kept in the Manna's jar and little uzi verts
underwear drawers since noon yesterday. So no one knows the
contents of these omelopes. But you and your mystical and
semi devon way will ascertain the answers to these questions,
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having never before seen the questions.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Are you ready yes?
Speaker 5 (38:01):
I'm gonna need some hand sanitizer right after we finish.
I have Love number one, Gonna find out who's naughty
and nice?
Speaker 1 (38:12):
Gonna find out who's naughty or nice?
Speaker 5 (38:17):
Why did Santa Claus join match dot Com?
Speaker 1 (38:24):
I've a Love number two?
Speaker 5 (38:26):
The poles are officially open.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
The poles are officially opens.
Speaker 5 (38:34):
What's the first thing a stripper hears when she gets
to work?
Speaker 1 (38:41):
I've a Love number three?
Speaker 5 (38:44):
John Wick four and Men in Black two?
Speaker 1 (38:47):
John Wick four and Men in Black two?
Speaker 5 (38:53):
What was the final score of the john Wick Men
in Black game?
Speaker 1 (39:01):
Hovelope number four?
Speaker 5 (39:04):
Rudy, Tooty Fresh and Fruity.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
Rudy, Tooty, Fresh and Fruity.
Speaker 5 (39:12):
Who were the least popular Teletubbies ever? I think they
only lasted a half a season.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
They were a hovelope number five?
Speaker 5 (39:26):
Maroon five, Maroon five. What did Gilligan and the Skipper do?
Speaker 1 (39:41):
It's funny because it's true, all right?
Speaker 14 (39:45):
Good?
Speaker 1 (39:45):
Hovelope number six?
Speaker 5 (39:46):
Here Undercover Boss Master Chef Junior and Doctor pimple Popper.
Speaker 1 (39:54):
Undercover Boss Master Chef Junior and Doctor pimple Popper.
Speaker 5 (40:02):
Name three superheroes rejected by the Avengers.
Speaker 1 (40:10):
Avelone number seven point break point break.
Speaker 5 (40:18):
Why did Tanto go to the pencil sharpener?
Speaker 1 (40:25):
Yes again it's funny. I weard havlone number eight d
O double G d O double G.
Speaker 5 (40:39):
What's Dolly Parton's bracess.
Speaker 1 (40:46):
Ive alone? Number nine?
Speaker 5 (40:49):
Ozempic eloquist Otesla and zell Jans.
Speaker 1 (40:55):
Ozempic eloquist Ozella and zell jam as.
Speaker 5 (41:00):
Close enough name the Real Housewives of Atlanta?
Speaker 1 (41:10):
Is that money comes through.
Speaker 10 (41:14):
Tarmac?
Speaker 1 (41:14):
Guy holding my hands? The final level of the.
Speaker 5 (41:17):
Why don't you run up an alley and holler fish?
Slightly below sea level?
Speaker 1 (41:32):
Slightly below sea levels?
Speaker 5 (41:36):
Describe John Boy's best report card ever.
Speaker 11 (41:43):
Tarmac, No magnificent everybody, Yo morning.
Speaker 2 (41:50):
Rednecks, this is your pompa diss of love.
Speaker 20 (41:53):
I can turn enjoying the hell out of my retirement,
drinking liquors, eating vinies, and when I get to Jones
in for a cracking to go with it, I tune
in that John Boy and Billy on the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (42:08):
If why I done lost my appetite for crackers?
Speaker 1 (42:44):
Good morning, It's a Big show on the radios.
Speaker 4 (42:47):
We always have the Thanksgiving we Lady, Big Show, Christmas
Classics and porking figs. Blue Christmas good letter route off
the Redneck rain there, and then some we played just
to get him over with, like this one from Doctor
Elmo when.
Speaker 1 (43:04):
In the studio. Of course, Grandma got run over by
rain here, and I guess.
Speaker 4 (43:09):
Randon will be looking for that cool video that you
put together sometimes this holiday season.
Speaker 6 (43:14):
All right, all right, well, I mean remixed digitally with
the actual doctor using your lyrics.
Speaker 1 (43:20):
Here we go, okay, Doctor Elmo, that special Christmas song
for us.
Speaker 14 (43:30):
John Boy got run over by a reinder walking home
from our house Christmas Eve. You can say there's no
such thing as Santa, but has for.
Speaker 1 (43:44):
Me in La Real.
Speaker 14 (43:48):
He'd been drinking too much egg now and we begged
him not to go. Buddy forgot his medication and he
staggered out the door into the snow. When we found
him Christmas morning, had the scene of the attack. He
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had hoof prints on his forehead and incrimin eighties and
laws marks on his foot. John Boy got run over
by rader walking home from our house Christmas.
Speaker 1 (44:31):
You can say there's no such thing as Santa, but as.
Speaker 4 (44:36):
For me and Billy.
Speaker 14 (44:37):
For Billy.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
Now, we're all so proud of Billy. He's been taking
this so well.
Speaker 14 (44:49):
Seeing then they're watching football, drinking beer and making moves
on cousin.
Speaker 22 (44:56):
Now it's Christmas.
Speaker 14 (45:00):
Loud, John Boy, all the families dress in black, and
we just can't help. But wonder should we open up
his gifts or send them.
Speaker 10 (45:13):
Back and the back?
Speaker 14 (45:15):
John Boy got over by radire walking home from our
house Christmas Eve. You can say there's holds that's hang
a Santa, but that's for me and Billy Way. Now
the goose is on the table, and the eggnog freely floats,
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and the blue and silver candles that would just have
matched the hairs in John Boy's nose. I've owned all
my friends and neighbors. Better watch out for yourselves. They
should never give a license to a man who drives
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his sleigh in fondles elves. John Boy got run over
by a reindeer walking home from our house Christmasy. You
can say there's no such thing as Santa, but.
Speaker 1 (46:21):
A that's from the NBLA. We believe Grandma.
Speaker 14 (46:25):
John Boy got run over by a rainder.
Speaker 1 (46:30):
Walking home from our houses Christmasy.
Speaker 14 (46:34):
You can say there's no such thing as Santa, but
that's for me Villy.
Speaker 13 (46:40):
We believe
Speaker 10 (46:48):
Our Christmas,
It's a big show on your radio. Thanks for joining
us this morning.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Good day.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
You're old pal STEVI here, No, not the former idiot intern,
the Crocodile Stalker, and you're listening to my two favorite
bonds of mates, John Boy and Billy on the big Show.
I'll tell you it's nice to be high and dry
and safe and sound in this Knacker studio.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Hey, what's this wire for? No living out them?
Speaker 4 (01:06):
It is Thursday morning, the last day of November.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
It would be the thirtieth, because thirty days.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
That's November, April, June, and September.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
Close enough.
Speaker 6 (01:17):
Yeah, yeah, oh, but I talk town to people I
did maybe learned that.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Yeah, retain that, you know. I got to tell you
that's something to find out. Yeah, I got thirty days.
Speaker 6 (01:29):
Yeah, I've heard you saying that for forty some years now,
and I've never learned that. And every time we get
towards the end of the month, I literally have to
look at a calendar to see every day.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
I envy you for your few. Oh, this is kind
of a poemia. Thirty days has September, April, June, and November.
All the rest have thirty one except another one that
dun never February has only twenty.
Speaker 5 (01:53):
Twenty eight days clear or in twenty nine and each
leap year.
Speaker 7 (01:58):
That I never Near the end of that, I was,
this has a whole lot more versus than I thought.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
And what's what the voices were using?
Speaker 8 (02:07):
That was.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
I'm escaping.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Ah well, let's say what's special about this November thirtieth.
It's a National Personal Space Day.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
I want to go to space in person, And I
don't think that's what it means. National Mason Jar Day.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
All right, there's a mazing jar that just covers all
jars with the Lizlie.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
You know, there's like a two part Liz.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
That's the way everybody thinks of it. I think there's
probably some kind of copyright.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
And yeah, like the people that Mason Jar wouldn't.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
Prefer, right, like the Kleenex people.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Yeah, please either the actual name brand Canning is always good.
If you can get somebody do that.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
Do you need us for the rest of this?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
This is therapy? I think?
Speaker 5 (02:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
National Computer Security Day?
Speaker 4 (02:59):
All right?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Is that is that what I'm covered with? Livelock? No?
Speaker 6 (03:04):
No, don't get me started. Okay, now, this would national
security would be like change your dang password.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
People do a backup, you know that kind of all right,
So did y'all get that?
Speaker 5 (03:16):
Yeah, Normally they would say it to him a little nicely,
that's the.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Idea, but I'm not getting through to him. Right.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
Well, one more here, very special to us National Mississippi Day.
It recognizes the home of the Delta Blues, the twentieth
state to join the Union, in the heart of Massio
company had a beautiful west point.
Speaker 6 (03:39):
And you have your little month song. Tater can spell
Mississippi backwards right off top for him.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Oh all right, I P P I s I s
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S s I s I s s I p P
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Speaker 1 (03:56):
So it's Mississippi is s s I S s I
P p I oh pp I. Man, Mississippi starts with
the end. I know I haven't heard the MM in
it yet. That's where I keep going.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Come on, I was I was five when I learned it.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
So we go back to Mason's.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Pretty much when we try to show office pretty much yet, right, okay,
all right, Well, we got three days in district saved up.
We'll get the first prize pack out, all right, that's
what we're ready to do. Get the winning beginning Big
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days in history where we're got to categories. November thirty
of there was eighteen eighty seven. The first softball game
was played on this day. It was Chicago, Illinois. The
game was really called indoors baseball. Used a broomstick for
a bat and a boxing glove for a ball. It
was invented by George Hancock at the Farragut Boat Club
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in Chicago, but they had boxing gloves. Lanail Morning did
balls Wiling Yeah. Nineteen seventy four, Marva Drew of Waterloo,
Iowa completed typing from one to one million on a
manual typewriter. It took her six years in two thy,
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four hundred and seventy three sheets of paper. That's just
a million.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Wow you imagine.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
But good news. I think she's available.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Finally.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
Was On this day nineteen ninety six, Michael Jordan reached
twenty five thousand career points, the last of his thirty
five points Chicago Bulls defeated San Antonio ninety seven eighty
eight before a crowd of thirty seven thousand and fifty eight,
the largest in Spurs history. He was a tenth NBA
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player to reach the Martin Oh damn, Michael, Well.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
There's her.
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Out birds next. Good morning, it's a big show on
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the radio. Really through your Thursday. Today's featuring track from
the Big Show bit Box Murray and married names were
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Big Box at the Big Show.
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Dot com right that day. You're going right here, baby,
don't care, don't worry. I'm just communicating with Tata right here.
So we're right Let's get the winning b here.
Speaker 11 (07:18):
Upburst let's play upburst.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
John Boy Billy to give the prizes from the big.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
Prize be.
Speaker 11 (07:30):
Let's go, he contested number one.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
This should really be a lot of funs back.
Speaker 10 (07:37):
Win your day, ups have a very open guest.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Tan you love the best time.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
You know the big shots.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
Let's say, Hey, the Barley married from Martin spat Virginia.
Speaker 10 (07:54):
Shots.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
I don't know Jackie put two names on here. I
really am an idiot.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
I wanted to write barely Berry.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Barely barely barly Berry. I'm not there yet. I'm just
barely so Barry.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
So you told Jackie barely Barry that's me, okay.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
And explain that to us so we can enjoy it.
Oh yes, please, Well I'm not there. I'm not quite
there yet. Lad with that?
Speaker 4 (08:29):
Well, Jackie has Barley Barry written here. I thought you
made your own beers.
Speaker 12 (08:34):
Well, I'm a man, so feel free to add that
to your act.
Speaker 13 (08:46):
Here.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
Let's let's get you through these three categories. You get
that prize package up to you.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
All right, how long do I have?
Speaker 14 (08:55):
You?
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Got five seconds per category? All right, I'm in trouble.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
All come, you can do it. We're serious. This is
our job, man.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
All right, here we go now.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
In five seconds, give us three easy, Give us three
sports you can play indoors.
Speaker 13 (09:19):
Well, there's basketball, uh, bowling, shooting pool a billiards.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Yeah, all right, all right now, don't hurt yourself.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
Now, give us three things that have numbers on it. Ready,
numbers ready go, stock.
Speaker 13 (09:41):
Cars, uh, rottery tickets and women's bras well.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Okay, you're looking at the wrong parts.
Speaker 13 (09:54):
Well that's all I can think about, you know, stock car,
lottery tickets, and women's bras.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
He's got to be very soon.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
He may make it before the end of the game today.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
Looked around the room barely Barley Berry in five seconds,
Oh you got this? Give us three NBA teams ready
to go.
Speaker 13 (10:18):
In the Okay, there's Charlotte Hornets, Atlanta Hawks, and my
favorite to Boston Celtics.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
Well, I think that's a full Barry right there and
winning the happy herd there.
Speaker 6 (10:33):
You don't have the authority to promote him by cheer up,
cheer up, hold on.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
You got it.
Speaker 15 (10:42):
You make my day.
Speaker 14 (10:43):
Man.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
I love you guys, we believe you.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
Yeah, why we're jumping out catching you up on your
news right on on the side our time capsule fire
early rise. They look out a normal tem wheeler in
the city.
Speaker 9 (11:32):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 16 (11:48):
They're the Laingeride Sail at the Walmart. There's the Laingeride
Sail at the Walmart. Their panties are cheap and they're
all in a heap. I dress up in drag eye,
look like Meryl Street. Oh, I'm a wonderful Oh oh,
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I'm a fabulous gay.
Speaker 9 (12:13):
But I've got a real funny feeling.
Speaker 17 (12:18):
I way more than Delta Birkway's Chimney Christmas one verse
that I'm winding. I'm sweating like Tony Field's in a
three legged race. There's nothing like a Tony Field's reference.
And tell everyone just how old you are? Hello, Bab's
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my angel? Oh dear, your eyes are red? Have you
been crying or drinking?
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Crying?
Speaker 17 (12:48):
Okay, I was just checking. I remember the time you
got into mister Rayfert's drawers. No, no, his death drawers.
I know you cried both times.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
It's okay.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
So what's wrong?
Speaker 17 (13:02):
Your your blonde friend Tiffany, uh huh oh her mother
passed away. I'm so sorry. It's worth How could it
possibly be worse? She got a call from her sister
and her mother passed away too. Oh when it rains,
it pours, doesn't it.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Huh? I don't know what it means. I thought on
the Weather Channel.
Speaker 17 (13:26):
Listen, why don't you go polish up that theater chest
and run and then we'll go run errands.
Speaker 9 (13:32):
Okay, there she goes off and away doo to lou
gipp to my loo, dooby dooby doo, and she's gone.
Speaker 17 (13:43):
Oh that is one beautiful muffin. But somebody left out
the blueberries, John boy, but the.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Big show, Phil speaking, I'm gonna help you.
Speaker 17 (13:54):
Oh Marcel, Well, it's a typical day here in hay
Seed Heaven. I'm just writing up some cards for weirdy word. No, no,
I meant weirdy word. Have you heard handsome play? That's
thinking the toilet that's called a what you eat Chinese
food with a pair of wat's tupping a volcano called
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what I can't.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
I can't do the boys, obviously, but you get the idea.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
That not normal.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Oh, I'm really gonna screw with him. I'm putting in
words like couter eyes. If you're bleating and you put
some hot metal on the wood.
Speaker 11 (14:32):
It's called a wat.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Oh, I can't wait.
Speaker 17 (14:38):
Other than that, it's business as usual, you know, same old,
same old, and speak of the devil. Hold on, Hi,
mister Rayford, how are you? You're you're what working on?
Working on punching up the humor in your segments. Well
that's a wonderful idea.
Speaker 7 (14:58):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Well, you know, I really don't have time right now.
But I I don't know. What do you call a
big Irish spider Patty long legs?
Speaker 10 (15:09):
Ah?
Speaker 17 (15:11):
That is hysterical. Well, I gotta get back to I
don't know what is the spider's favorite TV show?
Speaker 1 (15:23):
The newly web game.
Speaker 11 (15:24):
You you're good, youth.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
You are good.
Speaker 17 (15:30):
But if you don't mind my saying, don't you think
you're leaning a little heavy on the aracnid joke? Well,
I don't know. Maybe, you know, try a little political
humor that's hot today. I've got some good ones here
you go. Oh, here's a pen. Write these down. What's
the difference between a liberal and a trampoline? You take
your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
What's the difference.
Speaker 17 (15:54):
Between a dead skunk and a dead liberal, vultures will
eat the skunk.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
How many liberals does it take to change a light bulb? Irrelevant?
They still don't know they're in the dark.
Speaker 17 (16:05):
Did you hear KFC hasn't just introduced the Obama bucket?
It's full of left wings and chicken butts. Why isn't
the TSA catching any terrorists because they don't screen passengers
on air Force one?
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Wait, mister Rayford, where are you going? I've got a
bunch more.
Speaker 17 (16:23):
That works like a charm. Oh, Marcel I found the
socialist kryptonite. Huh he didn't really say anything. I think
he flipped me the bird, but it may have just
have been the arthright. Oh, here comes Bablicious. I gotta run.
I'll be home soon and Marcel dust.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
All right, Angel? You ready to roll? Your eyes are
still red?
Speaker 1 (16:48):
What is wrong?
Speaker 2 (16:50):
You got a call from your shrink. That's a job descriptions.
He says, you have an electracomplex.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
What's that?
Speaker 17 (16:58):
You're in love with your father? Well that's not all bad.
You'll have no chance with a married man. Wow, where's
my BC powder? I'm gonna snort them this time to
the Mini Cooper. Carry on, straight, people, John.
Speaker 18 (17:16):
Boy and Billy jobs are funny. There are no hard
fast rules on making it to the top, but a
pretty good rule of thumb is if you make at
the age thirty five and your job still involves wearing
a name tank, you've probably made a serious vocation.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Where somewhere along the.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
Line, good morning radio, done right, good Thursday morning, Big
(18:02):
shows on the radio. Well, here's a fellow that seen
her share thanksgivings over one hundred in fact, always happy
to have him stop by.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Welcome back, nermal tea Wheeler.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Had they John Boy, everybody.
Speaker 4 (18:16):
How was your Thanksgiving? You must have a bunch of family.
Well you say that like it's a good thing. Truth
be told.
Speaker 7 (18:23):
This is the second generation of the Wheeler clan that
can't cook worth a plug Nickel.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Oh no, say it ain't so. I wish I could.
Speaker 7 (18:32):
My great granddaughter thinks butterball is a formal dance for
dairy farmers. Last year she made one of them to
foo turkeys. She still gets mad when I call it pranksgiving.
I finally asked her if she ever been in the
damn kitchen a floor. She got all offended and told
me she was an excellent cook. About that time she
(18:53):
took the salad out of the microwave. But at least
they gave me an idea for a Christmas present.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
For cooking lessons. I'm not that optimistic.
Speaker 7 (19:04):
I bought her one of them big Betty Crocker cookbooks
a couple of year ago.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Well did it help?
Speaker 10 (19:08):
No?
Speaker 7 (19:09):
No, she left it on the stove and it burn up.
She's so distracted by putting that fire. Iye, she forgot
about that thirty dollars roast that is in the oven.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Does she burn that too?
Speaker 7 (19:19):
Well, let's just say she got the volunteer fire department
on speed now. Now, so this year I got her
a perfect gift. It's a smoke alarm that shuts off
when you say, I'm just cooking.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
I know some folks I can use something like that.
Speaker 19 (19:34):
Eh.
Speaker 7 (19:35):
My first wife was She could not cook her lick,
and she made sure I knew that before we got hissed.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
I said, why would you want me to know that?
Speaker 7 (19:42):
And she said that way, you'll be disappointed from the start,
not just when you see me naked.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Well, I hate you. Didn't have a good Thanksgiving dinner?
I did.
Speaker 7 (19:51):
I had a humdinger of a meal, turkey ham all
the trimming, five different kind of pie.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
I was plump stuff, new girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Nope, my friend manages a golden crowd.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
No, that works. Did they still have that chocolate waterfall?
Speaker 14 (20:04):
No?
Speaker 7 (20:04):
But if I had eaten with my family, I probably
could have made my own. Whoa what two cents? Unless
time for me to get it? Getting I mind if
I grab another couple of that free coffee on my way?
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Oh, you help yourself.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Hell, keep your saddle old in your gune grease and holler.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Over you need me.
Speaker 7 (20:20):
It's a sorry world, ain't it? Offered the cook every
year and they always say it's too much work?
Speaker 2 (20:28):
What go now?
Speaker 19 (20:29):
Go now?
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Okay, good morning, Stan Higgins Here.
Speaker 20 (20:34):
Nothing makes my day like a chance to pipe in
on John Boy and Billy here in the big show.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
But I don't come here just to see them. I'm
not a gay. I come here for the eye candy, Babs, Jackie.
Speaker 17 (20:46):
And theater and Thanny's got a sweet tooth.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
How is that?
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Good morning? It's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 4 (21:26):
Rode into your Thursday morning Friday, an album for your
Christmas wishless.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
There you go back for the Rayford and the General.
Speaker 4 (21:37):
Together we found a brand new drawer filled with fun.
Speaker 5 (21:41):
Stuff like this General Tom Sadler and Robert D. Rayford.
Speaker 21 (21:46):
They've had their ups and downs over the years, but
now they're back together on a brand new album of
their favorite duets.
Speaker 19 (21:55):
You don't bring me flowers, you don't saying it.
Speaker 5 (22:05):
Honor talk to me anymore.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Come through the door.
Speaker 10 (22:11):
At the end of the day.
Speaker 22 (22:13):
You'll get free and it feel Survey.
Speaker 10 (22:20):
Crean and it as we.
Speaker 14 (22:24):
Did.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
There's one pair faint and.
Speaker 8 (22:29):
There's one there's no inside it comes.
Speaker 5 (22:39):
Are you Pitches or her?
Speaker 21 (22:40):
I forget Rafe and the gym old Gold twenty two
all time hits.
Speaker 5 (22:45):
As only these guys good do it?
Speaker 1 (22:48):
They say all love.
Speaker 5 (22:49):
I won't pay the rest sports earned.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Our money is off and spent.
Speaker 11 (22:56):
Where you get that stuff?
Speaker 19 (22:58):
I don't know if I'm oh.
Speaker 12 (23:00):
That's true, But you got me and baby, I got you.
Speaker 22 (23:07):
Where I got you, Bribe, I got your web from
R and B Classics.
Speaker 9 (23:18):
PA's leaving, leaving on that big fat train Georgia, living.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
On that big fat train to Georgia.
Speaker 5 (23:29):
Said he's going back to Fine gord God to Fine.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Sim Flat page times.
Speaker 21 (23:37):
Then you'll be wing, Oh no you will.
Speaker 11 (23:43):
I'm on that big fat Train Georgia.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Living on the big fat Train Georgia.
Speaker 5 (23:50):
To Southern gospel standards.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
I'm a saint.
Speaker 15 (23:54):
Tenor and me and little brother going in there.
Speaker 5 (23:59):
Who is this girl come? And everything in between?
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Our family. I'll get all my sisters and music. We
are family whom Get up, everybody.
Speaker 21 (24:19):
Two CDs eighteen ninety five, two cassettes fifteen ninety five
to eight tracks, six fifty.
Speaker 8 (24:25):
They were dancing and saying and moving through the groove,
and just way, bit man, somebody turned around and started
play that fucking music. White boy, play that fucking music.
Broad pay that fucking music.
Speaker 10 (24:45):
White boy. Play down the.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Book and play that fucking music to you.
Speaker 5 (24:52):
Die, you die, crank this shutter rape in the general.
Speaker 21 (25:00):
Hey, that fucking news kicking it old school on Old
Gone available now at your favorite store.
Speaker 5 (25:07):
And stories you don't like to.
Speaker 4 (25:12):
As far as we gotta work up an act, you
don't do that on the stage, person, We don't actually want.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
To see it. Good morning, got the big show on
the radio coming up.
Speaker 4 (25:23):
We play John boyde Evity, go to Wee get a
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as that is the bad a bad deal right there, man.
Check them out for yourself. Check on the banter when
you go to the Big Show dot com. All right,
Christmas song from Heart and a Junior Nation band based
on all their experiences, Ladies.
Speaker 19 (25:58):
And gentlemen, Junior Nation presents another song based on a dumb,
drunken experience.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
It goes like this, Because it went like this.
Speaker 19 (26:20):
I sawt Delbert beat up Sam and Crows.
Speaker 11 (26:26):
Over at the Wallmart.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Late last night. It wasn't really Santa, just a fat
guy with a beard.
Speaker 15 (26:39):
He cut in line in front of Delbert.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
That's when things got weird.
Speaker 19 (26:46):
I saw Delbert knuckles say in his head, just another
classic Walmart night.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Was a massive Christmas fail. When they took him straight
to jail.
Speaker 19 (27:04):
Before beating upon Sandy Clause last night, I saw Delbert
(27:30):
beat up Santa Claus.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Overrept the Walmart store last night.
Speaker 5 (27:40):
This fat boy cut.
Speaker 19 (27:41):
In line in a little sent a hat and when
Delbert had a beer twelve.
Speaker 10 (27:50):
You don't want none of that, no no nose.
Speaker 19 (27:54):
I watched Delbert wall on Sand's head.
Speaker 11 (28:00):
Anyone to see this boy ride.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
We had to throw his.
Speaker 19 (28:07):
Bail because they took his ask to check before beaten
up phone Sandy Pauls Last.
Speaker 10 (28:15):
Night over, Oh my, just last night.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Rather good boys. The classics just keep on coming here,
don't they? You all ready for John Boys? Ever?
Speaker 14 (28:45):
Do you? Well?
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Let's do it?
Speaker 4 (28:46):
Then review yesterday's question. We found out the blood of
the Texas horn Star lizard contains chemicals similar to pepper spray,
and when under attack, they can squirt a stream of
it directly from this body part their eyes be comfortable
for the horn star Loser could be worse but more
(29:08):
fun if you look up all right. Today's John Boyd Jeopardy.
Studies funded by the US government have discovered that the
temperature around this body part increases when you are lying.
Speaker 5 (29:22):
Good question. Does it also shrink when you're in the pool?
Speaker 1 (29:26):
What y'all got?
Speaker 14 (29:27):
One?
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Eight hundred?
Speaker 4 (29:28):
Big show you told free lying across America? We played
John Boyd Jeopardy next.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Good Morning.
Speaker 4 (29:59):
That's a big show on the radio. Run it on
your Thursday. Today's featured track from The Big Show, Big
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Don't make a special on Christmas album, we get fifteen
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(30:20):
Com And right now, let's play Yes who Live a Cross?
Speaker 10 (30:27):
On my Rick Heights?
Speaker 14 (30:28):
John Jack Today?
Speaker 5 (30:31):
Yeah, I know your host his mini pep talk of
the day, when life gives you gators, make gatorade?
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Geez, John Moore that night out.
Speaker 4 (30:44):
Let's say hey to Jerry out of Johnson City at
tennis A good morning, Jerry. Wour's Tom Coler, I'll ragged,
is hey?
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Jerry? Welcome? Ell buddy you.
Speaker 8 (30:58):
First, thank you, thank you?
Speaker 1 (30:59):
How y'all going today? We're doing all this?
Speaker 4 (31:01):
I'm doing good, buddy, Jerry, you got the first shot
at it. So this study funded by the US government
discovered the temperature around this body part increases when you're lying.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Well, you think, what is your nose? What is your
nose in the body And they have a name for it.
Speaker 4 (31:31):
It's called the Pinocchio effect. Well, of course it doesn't grow,
but it gets hot. So can you reach out and
feel somebody's nose.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
If you think they're lying, I don't recommend it.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
It's probably not.
Speaker 6 (31:46):
I mean generally, if you suspect doing that old got
your nose trick, well you said it.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Is really your throat.
Speaker 4 (31:55):
Oh man, really, what good work, Jerry, you got your
big old red Max Prize back.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
Head up Johnson City for you.
Speaker 5 (32:06):
Thank you, Mauch, thank you, match you welcome Buddy.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Water the wh a hour top of your news.
Speaker 4 (32:17):
You know, we start off with the Christmas season after
Thanksgiving with the big show Christmas Classics Boys Arking piglu.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
Good morning, and it's a big show on the radio.
Long Ride. We started a big show Christmas Classic says.
Speaker 4 (33:05):
We entered Christmas season every years Porky Pigs Blue Christmas
went Nation. Little before we were syndicated, kind of made
the made the way around in the disc jockey world yep.
And then of course it caught the attention some lawyers.
We had to change it to we couldn't use porky
Pig anymore. You know, I guess they did have a
(33:28):
Warner Brothers maybe had a little deal on that.
Speaker 14 (33:30):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure like that.
Speaker 4 (33:32):
So anyway, so it was that okay, Jesus Proxy pig.
I thought that was kind of clever. Yeah, that's why
I thought it was clever.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
That's one. Over forty years, there's been more than that.
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (33:46):
Tayler of course been working on her porky pig impersonation,
but the lawyers shut her down. Maybe just try just
introducing this one. Yeah, do that for us, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 15 (34:00):
Book Perky Pigs, Blue Blue Christmas.
Speaker 5 (34:06):
Johnny's right, you sound like it's higher being waterboarded.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
No you're not.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Oh we're ready heading.
Speaker 11 (34:27):
Yah have it'll be able to be a blue.
Speaker 10 (34:33):
Christmas.
Speaker 5 (34:35):
Then we get without you.
Speaker 15 (34:38):
Oh if you feel so, hea be blue idiot just
thinking hebby he be ubb about you? It you decoratetions
a real red, not a.
Speaker 16 (34:58):
Christmas tree.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
If we if we it won't be.
Speaker 15 (35:03):
It's the same day. If your nighty here with me
and me and we win those it be blue. It's
the snow flames, it's it starts falling. It'll leave that
to where here windows it to be a blue enemy
(35:25):
and memories.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
It's start to call.
Speaker 12 (35:31):
You be.
Speaker 15 (35:34):
All arrive with your pigs. Mysup, we give him.
Speaker 9 (35:40):
I'll be a ride.
Speaker 15 (35:42):
But elver U ever be blue?
Speaker 11 (35:46):
Ever be able to be your.
Speaker 15 (35:47):
Blue blue blue Christmas.
Speaker 19 (35:51):
M h.
Speaker 15 (36:00):
I'll be just be a baby out.
Speaker 10 (36:01):
I don't let me miss you.
Speaker 15 (36:12):
You'll be in when all here, why when with yard
getting raised myself we here were whye everge but but
I'll have up ever be a blue ever be a
blue blue blue bristler.
Speaker 4 (37:02):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio for you, Thursday,
November the thirtieth Aura. Here we go, yeather around and now,
ladies and gentlemen, it's time once again for I am
a mysterious visitor from the east, the all seeing, all
knowing and former left side fern on between two ferns
(37:22):
with Zach Gallifanakis Tarmac the magnificent.
Speaker 5 (37:32):
I'm looking underdoing.
Speaker 11 (37:35):
Tarbag.
Speaker 4 (37:36):
I hold in my hands the envelopes is a child
of four completely see. These omelopes are hermetically sealed. They
be kept in the Manna's jar and little uzi verts
underwear drawers since noon yesterday. So no one knows the
contents of these omelopes. But you and your mystical and
semi devon way will ascertain the answers to these questions,
(37:57):
having never before seen the questions.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Are you ready yes?
Speaker 5 (38:01):
I'm gonna need some hand sanitizer right after we finish.
I have Love number one, Gonna find out who's naughty
and nice?
Speaker 1 (38:12):
Gonna find out who's naughty or nice?
Speaker 5 (38:17):
Why did Santa Claus join match dot Com?
Speaker 1 (38:24):
I've a Love number two?
Speaker 5 (38:26):
The poles are officially open.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
The poles are officially opens.
Speaker 5 (38:34):
What's the first thing a stripper hears when she gets
to work?
Speaker 1 (38:41):
I've a Love number three?
Speaker 5 (38:44):
John Wick four and Men in Black two?
Speaker 1 (38:47):
John Wick four and Men in Black two?
Speaker 5 (38:53):
What was the final score of the john Wick Men
in Black game?
Speaker 1 (39:01):
Hovelope number four?
Speaker 5 (39:04):
Rudy, Tooty Fresh and Fruity.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
Rudy, Tooty, Fresh and Fruity.
Speaker 5 (39:12):
Who were the least popular Teletubbies ever? I think they
only lasted a half a season.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
They were a hovelope number five?
Speaker 5 (39:26):
Maroon five, Maroon five. What did Gilligan and the Skipper do?
Speaker 1 (39:41):
It's funny because it's true, all right?
Speaker 14 (39:45):
Good?
Speaker 1 (39:45):
Hovelope number six?
Speaker 5 (39:46):
Here Undercover Boss Master Chef Junior and Doctor pimple Popper.
Speaker 1 (39:54):
Undercover Boss Master Chef Junior and Doctor pimple Popper.
Speaker 5 (40:02):
Name three superheroes rejected by the Avengers.
Speaker 1 (40:10):
Avelone number seven point break point break.
Speaker 5 (40:18):
Why did Tanto go to the pencil sharpener?
Speaker 1 (40:25):
Yes again it's funny. I weard havlone number eight d
O double G d O double G.
Speaker 5 (40:39):
What's Dolly Parton's bracess.
Speaker 1 (40:46):
Ive alone? Number nine?
Speaker 5 (40:49):
Ozempic eloquist Otesla and zell Jans.
Speaker 1 (40:55):
Ozempic eloquist Ozella and zell jam as.
Speaker 5 (41:00):
Close enough name the Real Housewives of Atlanta?
Speaker 1 (41:10):
Is that money comes through.
Speaker 10 (41:14):
Tarmac?
Speaker 1 (41:14):
Guy holding my hands? The final level of the.
Speaker 5 (41:17):
Why don't you run up an alley and holler fish?
Slightly below sea level?
Speaker 1 (41:32):
Slightly below sea levels?
Speaker 5 (41:36):
Describe John Boy's best report card ever.
Speaker 11 (41:43):
Tarmac, No magnificent everybody, Yo morning.
Speaker 2 (41:50):
Rednecks, this is your pompa diss of love.
Speaker 20 (41:53):
I can turn enjoying the hell out of my retirement,
drinking liquors, eating vinies, and when I get to Jones
in for a cracking to go with it, I tune
in that John Boy and Billy on the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (42:08):
If why I done lost my appetite for crackers?
Speaker 1 (42:44):
Good morning, It's a Big show on the radios.
Speaker 4 (42:47):
We always have the Thanksgiving we Lady, Big Show, Christmas
Classics and porking figs. Blue Christmas good letter route off
the Redneck rain there, and then some we played just
to get him over with, like this one from Doctor
Elmo when.
Speaker 1 (43:04):
In the studio. Of course, Grandma got run over by
rain here, and I guess.
Speaker 4 (43:09):
Randon will be looking for that cool video that you
put together sometimes this holiday season.
Speaker 6 (43:14):
All right, all right, well, I mean remixed digitally with
the actual doctor using your lyrics.
Speaker 1 (43:20):
Here we go, okay, Doctor Elmo, that special Christmas song
for us.
Speaker 14 (43:30):
John Boy got run over by a reinder walking home
from our house Christmas Eve. You can say there's no
such thing as Santa, but has for.
Speaker 1 (43:44):
Me in La Real.
Speaker 14 (43:48):
He'd been drinking too much egg now and we begged
him not to go. Buddy forgot his medication and he
staggered out the door into the snow. When we found
him Christmas morning, had the scene of the attack. He
(44:14):
had hoof prints on his forehead and incrimin eighties and
laws marks on his foot. John Boy got run over
by rader walking home from our house Christmas.
Speaker 1 (44:31):
You can say there's no such thing as Santa, but as.
Speaker 4 (44:36):
For me and Billy.
Speaker 14 (44:37):
For Billy.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
Now, we're all so proud of Billy. He's been taking
this so well.
Speaker 14 (44:49):
Seeing then they're watching football, drinking beer and making moves
on cousin.
Speaker 22 (44:56):
Now it's Christmas.
Speaker 14 (45:00):
Loud, John Boy, all the families dress in black, and
we just can't help. But wonder should we open up
his gifts or send them.
Speaker 10 (45:13):
Back and the back?
Speaker 14 (45:15):
John Boy got over by radire walking home from our
house Christmas Eve. You can say there's holds that's hang
a Santa, but that's for me and Billy Way. Now
the goose is on the table, and the eggnog freely floats,
(45:42):
and the blue and silver candles that would just have
matched the hairs in John Boy's nose. I've owned all
my friends and neighbors. Better watch out for yourselves. They
should never give a license to a man who drives
(46:04):
his sleigh in fondles elves. John Boy got run over
by a reindeer walking home from our house Christmasy. You
can say there's no such thing as Santa, but.
Speaker 1 (46:21):
A that's from the NBLA. We believe Grandma.
Speaker 14 (46:25):
John Boy got run over by a rainder.
Speaker 1 (46:30):
Walking home from our houses Christmasy.
Speaker 14 (46:34):
You can say there's no such thing as Santa, but
that's for me Villy.
Speaker 13 (46:40):
We believe
Speaker 10 (46:48):
Our Christmas,
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Therapy Gecko
An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.