October 24, 2024 • 40 mins
Thursday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Halloween is coming up, so you know we’re setting the mood with comedy treats!.. - Today, Count Dracula hijacks Gary Busey’s act and makes an entry in his own diary.. - Doug Rice got tied up in Las Vegas, so we’ll catch up with him next week.. - and we’ll finish up with a left-handed Halloween tribute song from Hoyt and the JuniorNation Band…
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Good morning, the Big shows on the radio.
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It is.
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Thursday morning, October the twenty fourth.
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Oh, we zeroing in the whole weekend here.
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I know what's gonna happen.
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Because they was up here.
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Uh, National Blooney Day. Hey, my blogoney has a first name.
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Come boy.
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I bet everybody listening did that in your head?
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A little bit.
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Be OlogN a first word I learned to spell, really.
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Be olog even before your name.
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And one more national days? Just National Food Day? All right,
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October twenty fourth, there was eighteen sixty one West Virginia
seceeds from Virginia, creating a new state. It was first
called Kanawa. Really Canawa. You know that's the river that
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goes through West Virginia. Well now you know, because you've
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to twenty seventeen.
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Oh.
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for a bell boy instead of a tip in Tokyo
in nineteen twenty two. It sold for one point five
six million dollars this year.
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Wow, nice tip, Ari Einstein. That was good.
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singer Britney Spears release her memoir The Woman in Me
Leave Brittany Alone?
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Is he still like on all over the internet?
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You know?
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Yees?
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She has hot and cold moments of crazy.
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I don't know. Oh well they're hard.
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five seconds, Dave. Three states that start with the letter
W ready.
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Go.
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Wyoming, West Virginia and Washington not the swamp.
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Dave?
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Three famous people who've written books, Ready, go.
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About Britney spears. Since you just man, Jephen Curry and
Prince Harrett.
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Our time capsule out, early morning life.
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Tacky Jackie is hopping, dug it out?
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What a minute.
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the South's number one export.
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Juggled buggleedydd D. I'm old and I hate women.
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In my day, we didn't have to deal with any
bathroom hogging, non stop nagging, pms and pissing, moaning, light
shortening misery magnets called women.
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Oh sure they were around, but in the good old
days we knew how to deal with them. We were
a lot smarter. In those days.
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We kept him out back in cages like hamsters and
only took them out for cooking and cleaning and breeding
and fishing the rattlesnakes out of the outhouse. And when
you got tired of the one you had, you hitched
her up to the wagon and had a pull you
into town on a Saturday night to the swamp.
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Meet, and you traded with your neighbor.
Speaker 8 (09:12):
And if you wanted to go hunting a fishing down
to the local beard joint, you didn't have to ask
your woman.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
You told her.
Speaker 8 (09:21):
And if you didn't come home that night, that was
your business. You just made sure to put some papers
down in case she had an accident. Oh and if
she missed the papers and duty on the floor, you
had to teach her a lesson.
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So you made her roll it up and smoke it.
Speaker 8 (09:38):
And she got browed lung and hacked up button nuggets
for a fortnight.
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I'm the proud owner of a poop smoking she devil
rattlesnake wrangler.
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Oh, happy day.
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And we like it.
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We loved it.
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And of course she never thanked you, because that she
was a woman, and they're known for being ungrateful. She
was ungrateful that you spent all that time building a
coop for her to sleep in so she could get
out of the rain and stay warm in the winter.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
She was ungrateful when you went and spent your.
Speaker 8 (10:16):
Hard earned money on a brand new harness so she
could be comfortable when she was pulling the blow. She
was ungrateful when you bought her some new kitchen cleaver
so she didn't have to bite the heads off the
chickens anymore.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
But did she ever say thank you?
Speaker 8 (10:33):
Hell to the No, that's what all your generosity and
hard work got you, dingle dangity do look at me.
I'm wasting my life on an uppery farm, halfer with
feathers in a deal and knew you. Then one day
a bunch of candy ass closet cases got together and said, hey,
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maybe we are to treat women better.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
So they started letting them bathe and wear clothes.
Speaker 8 (11:09):
Before you knew what everybody was doing it, all that
kind of gentler crap went to their heads. Soon they
were sleeping indoors and learning to use the bathroom and
going to the doctor when they got sick. From there,
things went downhill faster than Sonny Bonoo, a fello from town.
(11:31):
Old Krusty Underwood took his ball and chain to the
library one time. Well, she found out about books and
learned to read. Then they started having secret meetings, and
pretty soon all the mouthi mamas in town were reading.
Then came voting and driving, and then they went and demanded.
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To be paid for working. Paid for working.
Speaker 8 (12:00):
It's the end of civilization, we thought, but at least
it wouldn't get me worse.
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And we was wrong.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Pretty soon they invented women's.
Speaker 8 (12:11):
Lib All of a sudden, all the ugly girls were
making a big brad bonfire, unleashing their droopy bloss muffins
on the world.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Then they started demanding to be paid what a man
would make.
Speaker 8 (12:25):
For the same job, which was a crime because everyone
knows that women were in theory of the man. But
now you couldn't say it because it was politically incorrect,
and we might make a mad and they'd abandon the
porn industry and destroy the Internet, and add in such
to injury is the final indignation that pinch face, big
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legged screeching bandsheet. Hillary Clinton ran for presidents great googly Moogli,
and here we are today looking back at what a
wonderful world this could have been if only we'd been
smart enough to keep them in their places.
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Get out of our faces. Flippity floppity flu Look at me.
Speaker 8 (13:11):
I'm a big, dumb, nuted moron who threw away paradise
on Earth so Oprah could tell me what a rotten
s OPI.
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Hate women.
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John Boy and Billy.
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Beds Broke.
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Coming on.
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About twenty minutes of Nigo sports.
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Bob Bye Buck some special for big show.
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Listen goes, You're so special.
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Thirty minutes it'll be John boyd Jepardy. Right now we're
checking in on Tagger Jaggies.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
Hello friends, your old pale count Dracula here and it's
that time of here one ghosts and goblins up here
were wolves howl at the moon and monsters he marns
from the depths of Hell to the One Thing and
one Thing Holy.
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Welcome to Starbucks.
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Boy?
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Hi, hell boy? What can I get for you?
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Speaker 4 (15:01):
They look for the deals of a thousand lifetimes right
here attacking Draggy's clothes.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
For undead holes. What's that you say?
Speaker 4 (15:10):
The worms and weevils have showed holes in your favorite
funeral suit.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
The mons have read havoc on your dress cape.
Speaker 4 (15:17):
Those darn castle rats have dropped a hundred deuces on
your blue Swede platform shoes. Is that what's put a
twist in your rutting kiss? Then come on down to
tacking Draggy's clothes for undead holes. You're just in time
for our Autumn Solstice celebration. We used to call it Halloween,
but apparently Share has that trademark.
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We've got everything you need to.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
Look your best when you're stalking your next victim or
just trying to look here for an those young zombies
that always say okay, boomer, even though you're two thousand
years old.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
As the saying goes, you can beat your hunchback.
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Lab assistant, But no one beats our prices at Taki
Draki's Clothes for undead hose. We've got capes, cowls, kilts
made from bowls, burry headcuffs, burry foot cuffs, bank shoppeners,
glad dribblers, crouds.
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Red and yellow casket, two twos, three trees, mummy wraps,
dummy wraps, yoga pants, pedal pushuts, pedal polars, skinny jeans,
fat jeans, in between jeans, things, storms, bat wings, sarongs,
crip slippers, bell crow zippers, at that fur vest that
Frankenstein war that always made him look fat, but no
one the guts to tell him. Every night through Halloween
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will have special surprises for everyone at Taki Draki's Clothes
for undead hose signing off the graphs all weekend will
be the famous Hebrew horse star Bella Jugosi.
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You know from Funny.
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Doesn't be cooking.
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Devonscretions from that celebrity shed with snakes for hair, gorgan
or Ramsey snakes. And don't forget to have your questions
ready for the overweight Queen of Advice, Barma Blockbeck.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Things are going to get heavy.
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Man a.
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Man starve.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
Break the kids to meet famous pro wrestler, the offspring
of a Bigfoot and a Wookie.
Speaker 8 (17:20):
The Machu Baccaman, Randy Sasquatch. Whatever you do, don't forget
to bring along your appetite. We'll have plenty of food
trucks for your moonlight dining, pleasure, Skeleton, Steve's Bone, Apatite,
Cliftons Hotels, barbecue, mummy.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Wraps, and if you're not into flesh, never fear or
the vegetarians. We've got creature from the Black Legome. We'll
have some of the some of the yellow.
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Don't get cheap on me, oh, courtesy of tagging Draggy's
clothes for unden hose. Put away your GPS friends, We're
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until you see a side for the Vincent Price Academy
for Effeminate Boys. And take the second exit past Freddy
Krueger Nails along a dream analysis and you see Jason
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Vohe's machete sharpening and hockey mask repair.
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Holla Louis, and then hang a right on launch Hady Lane.
Slow down when you see the chucky doll hitting on
a cabbage patch kid. Cross the drawbridge into the castle
and you a.
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Rye, what.
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Thank you?
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Big Autumn. Sol's the celebration only attacking Draggy's.
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Clothes for undead holes. Our deals will drive you back.
This is your old friend, Count Dracula.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
Saying, I'll see good morning.
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The Big show's on the radio. More big show right
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I'm working with mister Bill Cox over his outfit, and
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They're funny ahah not funny queer, that's what they say.
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Anyhow, I figured out why John Boy has a hard
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Special for my man Bob Ibog from NICO Sports. Click
on the link at the Big Show dot com after
you listen to Bob here and see what we can
get this morning. Good morning, mister Ibog, Hey.
Speaker 11 (21:24):
Good morning John Boy and Billy. Always nice to be
with you. I'll tell you this college football season, with
the expansion of going to a twelve team format for
the playoffs, has really been extra exciting and giving a
lot more teams some breathing room to maybe lose two games,
possibly three, to still get in the top twelve teams.
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And I know with the holiday season coming up, I
wanted to get in touch with you guys because we've
done some projects recently that I think folks along the
syndicated network will love and consider maybe for a Christmas
or holiday gift idea. Let me start off with a
couple of balls that we have. These are footballs limited edition.
Speaker 7 (22:07):
All of them.
Speaker 11 (22:08):
The first one is Nick Saban Retirement Football. I know
we talked about that recently with you guys. They're selling
for one hundred and twenty nine dollars and ninety five
cents each. It's exclusive. It's the only football that coach
Saban has approved to be out there to kind of
commemorate his career at Alabama. They're only going to make
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five thousand of these, and they only have a few left,
maybe several hundred in the collection, and I wanted to
go ahead and let the listeners know how they can
still get this benefits Yay Alabama. There are one hundred
and twenty nine dollars and ninety five cents a piece.
You'll get a number, certificate of authenticity and on the
Saban football everything is in bossed, all the stats. We
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have some beautiful color images of coach Saban. On the
top panel of that ball will have a picture of him,
all six of histional championship logos, the opponents and scores
of those games that he wanted at Alabama. The second
panel on that Nick Saban football has Alabama season records
from two thousand and seven to twenty twenty three and
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coach Saban's overall one loss record. And the third panel
is really cool because it's got a picture of coach
Saban on a second one on the on the football,
his championship history, and also some of the awards he
won in the postseason. Now those are available, we only
have a couple hundred of them left. There are one
hundred and twenty nine dollars and ninety five cents each.
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It'll help out the charity Yay Alabama. The toll free
number to call to get these is one eight hundred
three four five two eight six eight one eight hundred
three four five twenty eight sixty eight, or just go
to the website nikosports dot com nik coosports dot com.
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That's kosports dot com, or again that phone number one
eight hundred three four five twenty eight sixty eight. And
when you go to that website you'll also see some
really other interesting footballs that we've done in the last
couple of months that if you're a fan of that
particular team, you might want to consider that also for
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a holiday or Christmas gift. Idea one is a beautiful
Tennessee Volunteers football that celebrates their one hundredth anniversary season.
That's selling for one hundred and nineteen dollars in ninety
five cents. We also have an exclusive LSU Tigers one
hundredth anniversary season for their Fame Stadium, which recently was
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named the number one college football stadium in the country.
That's got a beautiful photograph on one of those panels
of the stadium taken on a sun drenched afternoon, and
that is a beautiful ball. We only have a few
hund to those left. And then there's some other ones.
If you're a fan, say of the Texas Longhorns, which
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at one part of the season were ranked number one
and you're certainly under consideration to be in that college
football playoffs, there's a Longhorns football there for you as well.
And we have another one on there that is going
to be helping out Oklahoma. You can check that out.
But these are beautiful footballs and very proud to say
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that Nico Sports Now has raised over three point two
million dollars for charities in the last six seven years.
I know your syndicated network has been a big, big
part about that, but I would say, don't miss out
on that Nick Saban football. That is exclusive. You will
not be able to buy that anywhere else. It's the
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only football for coach Saban to recap his glorious career
Hall of Fame career that's ever been produced and will
be produced. It's exclusive for Nico Sports. And the other
footballs I mentioned are really make great holiday gift ideas,
so consider those, take a good look at the website,
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and get your Christmas shopping done early.
Speaker 5 (26:13):
That's it, Bob, and I always say, yeah, make sure
you get some time. When you click on the Nico
Sports at the Big Show dot com, it'll take you
right there as well to their website and approves around
a little bit. You LSU fans, you celebrate one hundredth
anniversary footballs in Texas as well, Like you pointed out
in the next saven that is huge. That is huge
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right there, and a few of those left they are
going to go, so good stuff, Bob, are some Christmas
gifts for everybody right there?
Speaker 11 (26:41):
Well, you got a jump fight at early because these
sell out and we only have like even the other
football besides saving we only have several hundred of them
left because we've been doing this for a couple of weeks,
and I want to make sure I check in with
you guys and let you know and let your listeners know.
You've been a big part of our program over the year.
And a big shout out to everybody, including your staff
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there that have helped us out. And I know it's
going to be a merry Christmas and a happy holiday
season for a lot of college football fans.
Speaker 5 (27:10):
That's awesome to know that you are helping with the
charities over three point two million. That is awesome.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
All right, Bob, let's go Merry Christmas.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
Hey, we'll talk to you before the holidays.
Speaker 11 (27:19):
Okay, Hey, we're always going to be talking before the holidays.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
You know that as a boy. All right, Bob, Thank
you very much. Man.
Speaker 5 (27:28):
Y'all click on the Nigo Sports link when you go
to the Big Show dot Com.
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Take you right there.
Speaker 5 (27:33):
All right, Well, let's play some John Boord Jeopardy for
the Happy Herd prize pack for our hunters. It was
officials overseeing the nineteen eighty one Miss America pageant and
they disqualified Miss New York for illegal use of this
banned substance during the swimsuit competition.
Speaker 6 (27:51):
What could it be?
Speaker 5 (27:53):
What is silicon? That was the valley?
Speaker 3 (27:57):
I think still cone still come. No, I don't think that.
Speaker 5 (28:00):
I mean that's all right, Okay, okay, what's y'all got
one eight hundred Big Show you told free line across America.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
We played John boyd Jeoparese next.
Speaker 3 (28:34):
Good Morning.
Speaker 5 (28:35):
That's a big showing. The radio run until your Thursday,
October twenty fourth. Today's feature track from the Big Show
Big Box Oidner Junior Nation Band sing I Hate Halloween.
There's the key words, I hate Halloween. Hit the Big
Box at the Big Show dot Com. Brought you by
law Dogger's Motorcycle, Lawyers and ride. You can win that
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dot Com.
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Policeman unless yours how to win the motorcycles?
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Okay with you all right, let's play Yells live across America.
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It's John Boy, jepany oh Wowa and now a man
who loves Halloween.
Speaker 5 (29:17):
In fact, we think it might be the whole reason
he had kids that got him an extra ten twelve
years of trigger treating. In He's John Boy, Thank Jevin.
There's a head of Lamar out of Pace, Florida. Good morning, Lamar,
Good morning John Boy, Hello buddy, welcome in here. All right, Lamar,
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look at you getting the first shot at John Boy
Jeopardy this morning? Who bit landed?
Speaker 3 (29:45):
Well?
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Officials overseeing the nineteen eighty one Miss America pageant disqualified
Miss New York for illegal use of this banned substance
during the swimsuit competition.
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Wow.
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I'm so tempted to say wide receiver stick them, but
I don't think that's it.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
I am gonna go with.
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I am gonna go with pads, pads in her braw.
Speaker 11 (30:13):
Or maybe somewhere.
Speaker 5 (30:13):
Else, looking between the pads and the stick them, going
with the pads.
Speaker 3 (30:18):
Let's see, you've made it out of Lamar.
Speaker 5 (30:22):
Work. Love it so, Deborah and Fountain. Mister York was
the first and so far the only Miss America participant
to be disqualified for illegal use of padding.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Nice.
Speaker 5 (30:39):
Okay, We're not sure where you're I think it was
top probably all right, Well we'll.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Look into that a little further for you, Lamar.
Speaker 5 (30:48):
But meantime, congratulations, you may go have you her prize
back head down to pace for you.
Speaker 3 (30:55):
Beautiful.
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Thank you guys, we love to show quick shout out
to all those hurricane folks.
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Man, we got them out of faults and prayers.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
Thank you, Lamar, I appreciate you, buddy. You hang on?
Why am I a guur on top of your news?
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All right?
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Bout twenty minutes an entry into the Diary of Count Dracula.
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Good morning, that's a make show on the radio right.
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Then here Thursday morning and then to the weekend.
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And Tom Sorenson be joining us tomorrow picking every game
in the NFL this weekend. He went nine to five
last weekend. It were I mean, Doug rides all things Nascar.
He wrapped up his career in Vegas last weekend with
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Good morning, make show's on the radio here.
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This is October to twenty fourth, one week from Trigg
or try Halloween.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
Check this out. It's time for the Diary of Count Dracula.
Their diary.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
This is Count.
Speaker 4 (34:29):
Dracula Halloween again. Whoop the friggin' dough. I'll tell you diary.
After six hundred years, I must be getting old. I
used to look forward to October thirty. First, terrorize the villagers,
drink some blood crank called the Van Helsings. Then back
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in the box by six am for some solid sec
time and dream about the night's hijinks. Now like, I
don't even want to lift the lid, just lay there
and watch Family Guy reruns to the Jumble Halloween Sucks.
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Last year was a real eye open, crazy Renfield and
I decided to go to the city blending catch a
buzz on some alcohol infused all positive chickies.
Speaker 3 (35:27):
Well, that's not as easy as it used to be.
Speaker 4 (35:29):
Gone on the days, some easy pickings you could buy
any girl, any time, anywhere.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
Now you have to be so careful who you sink
your teeth into.
Speaker 4 (35:42):
Along for the days of a milky white throat bands
pulsing with the nectar that I first for Now you
can't see their necks, for all the tattoos, butterflies and
tribal doodles, the Chinese symbol for hot sour soup gross
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or just my luck across that's an appetite killer. And
once you get past all the top culture earthwork, you
still don't know what's underneath. The blood used to be
as pure as spring water. Now it's a great, big,
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dirty crapshoot. The last thing I want to do is
spend the next six hundred years nursing a case of
hepsie or tibola. That kind of thing makes being immortal
a big pain in the ass. Halloween used to be
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a time to move freely amongst the customed populace, picking
and choosing tasty moorsals for a late night snack. These
days crime Andy Diary. What a nightmare used to be
so simple? People used to dress like witches and devils
and monsters. Costumes were mythic. There was mystery and horror.
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Now everyone is dressed like the Avengers or Duck Dynasty
or somebody named SpongeBob.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
Pass Killers.
Speaker 4 (37:27):
Perhaps the most perplexing development is that no one can
tell I'm a vampire?
Speaker 1 (37:35):
What the hell? What's not to get?
Speaker 4 (37:41):
The pale skinned, red eyes, the black suit, the John
Travolta hirdoo, the cap, the damn k the guipe is
synonymous with the vampire. You look up vampire in the dictionary.
He's my picture. But if one more kid asks me
(38:04):
if I'm Professor Snape going to throw myself on a
wooden stake, I'll tell you that right now. First off,
I pride myself in my sophisticated masculinity. Snake looks like
a Nancy Boy, like a slightly more hygienic Janine Groppel.
Speaker 3 (38:28):
And the fangs?
Speaker 1 (38:30):
Did Professor Snape have fangs? Jumping je horse?
Speaker 4 (38:34):
A fat?
Speaker 1 (38:35):
How did people get so stupid?
Speaker 9 (38:38):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (38:38):
I shouldn't be surprised. Look at what passes for a
vampire these days. Razy Renfield and I rented Twilight some
androgynists girly man with Johnny Cash hair wo drawn by
aber zombian feet. An vampire is supposed to suck your Bloodkay,
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just suck.
Speaker 9 (39:06):
Well.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
Diri got the goal.
Speaker 4 (39:10):
Crazy Renfield and I are going to Wolmart stuck up
on toilet paper. We're going to hit Frankenstein's castle hard.
Last year we did the flaming bag of dog poo
on the porch, but him hollering firebad gets old after.
Speaker 3 (39:30):
Until next time.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
Diri x'es and O's count.
Speaker 4 (39:38):
Drug.
Speaker 5 (39:41):
Good morning, you got a big show on already, have
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weather and sports.
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Home, I have no home, hunted, despised, leaping like an animal.
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The youngle is my home.
Speaker 9 (40:01):
Oh.
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I will show the world that I am its master.
Speaker 4 (40:06):
I will create my own race of people, a race
of atomic superman that will conquer the world.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
And here are the first two, John Boy and Billy
from the Big Show
Good morning, the Big shows on the radio.
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Thursday morning, October the twenty fourth.
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Because they was up here.
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October twenty fourth, there was eighteen sixty one West Virginia
seceeds from Virginia, creating a new state. It was first
called Kanawa. Really Canawa. You know that's the river that
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goes through West Virginia. Well now you know, because you've
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Remember the story end All right, Wes, we move up
to twenty seventeen.
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Albert Einstein's Theory of Happiness was written as a note
for a bell boy instead of a tip in Tokyo
in nineteen twenty two. It sold for one point five
six million dollars this year.
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Wow, nice tip, Ari Einstein. That was good.
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But finally, on twenty twenty three, this day, American pop
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Leave Brittany Alone?
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Is he still like on all over the internet?
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You know?
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Yees?
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She has hot and cold moments of crazy.
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I don't know. Oh well they're hard.
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First things.
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Morning day Dave, lovely to hear your voice.
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How you doing so far Downtown Hill, South Carolina.
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I am doing great, sir, Thank you for as good buddy.
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five seconds, Dave. Three states that start with the letter
W ready.
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Wyoming, West Virginia and Washington not the swamp.
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Got you all right?
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Dave?
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Three people you tip ready go.
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Do a waiter? How much car Valet and the bell boy.
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All right, Dave for the wind.
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Three famous people who've written books, Ready, go.
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About Britney spears. Since you just man, Jephen Curry and
Prince Harrett.
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Our time capsule out, early morning life.
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Tacky Jackie is hopping, dug it out?
Speaker 6 (07:39):
What a minute.
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This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Juggled buggleedydd D. I'm old and I hate women.
Speaker 8 (08:30):
In my day, we didn't have to deal with any
bathroom hogging, non stop nagging, pms and pissing, moaning, light
shortening misery magnets called women.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Oh sure they were around, but in the good old
days we knew how to deal with them. We were
a lot smarter. In those days.
Speaker 8 (08:51):
We kept him out back in cages like hamsters and
only took them out for cooking and cleaning and breeding
and fishing the rattlesnakes out of the outhouse. And when
you got tired of the one you had, you hitched
her up to the wagon and had a pull you
into town on a Saturday night to the swamp.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Meet, and you traded with your neighbor.
Speaker 8 (09:12):
And if you wanted to go hunting a fishing down
to the local beard joint, you didn't have to ask
your woman.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
You told her.
Speaker 8 (09:21):
And if you didn't come home that night, that was
your business. You just made sure to put some papers
down in case she had an accident. Oh and if
she missed the papers and duty on the floor, you
had to teach her a lesson.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
So you made her roll it up and smoke it.
Speaker 8 (09:38):
And she got browed lung and hacked up button nuggets
for a fortnight.
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Whooped dee doude, Look at me.
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I'm the proud owner of a poop smoking she devil
rattlesnake wrangler.
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Oh, happy day.
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And we like it.
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We loved it.
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And of course she never thanked you, because that she
was a woman, and they're known for being ungrateful. She
was ungrateful that you spent all that time building a
coop for her to sleep in so she could get
out of the rain and stay warm in the winter.
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She was ungrateful when you went and spent your.
Speaker 8 (10:16):
Hard earned money on a brand new harness so she
could be comfortable when she was pulling the blow. She
was ungrateful when you bought her some new kitchen cleaver
so she didn't have to bite the heads off the
chickens anymore.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
But did she ever say thank you?
Speaker 8 (10:33):
Hell to the No, that's what all your generosity and
hard work got you, dingle dangity do look at me.
I'm wasting my life on an uppery farm, halfer with
feathers in a deal and knew you. Then one day
a bunch of candy ass closet cases got together and said, hey,
(10:56):
maybe we are to treat women better.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
So they started letting them bathe and wear clothes.
Speaker 8 (11:09):
Before you knew what everybody was doing it, all that
kind of gentler crap went to their heads. Soon they
were sleeping indoors and learning to use the bathroom and
going to the doctor when they got sick. From there,
things went downhill faster than Sonny Bonoo, a fello from town.
(11:31):
Old Krusty Underwood took his ball and chain to the
library one time. Well, she found out about books and
learned to read. Then they started having secret meetings, and
pretty soon all the mouthi mamas in town were reading.
Then came voting and driving, and then they went and demanded.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
To be paid for working. Paid for working.
Speaker 8 (12:00):
It's the end of civilization, we thought, but at least
it wouldn't get me worse.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
And we was wrong.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Pretty soon they invented women's.
Speaker 8 (12:11):
Lib All of a sudden, all the ugly girls were
making a big brad bonfire, unleashing their droopy bloss muffins
on the world.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Then they started demanding to be paid what a man
would make.
Speaker 8 (12:25):
For the same job, which was a crime because everyone
knows that women were in theory of the man. But
now you couldn't say it because it was politically incorrect,
and we might make a mad and they'd abandon the
porn industry and destroy the Internet, and add in such
to injury is the final indignation that pinch face, big
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legged screeching bandsheet. Hillary Clinton ran for presidents great googly Moogli,
and here we are today looking back at what a
wonderful world this could have been if only we'd been
smart enough to keep them in their places.
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Get out of our faces. Flippity floppity flu Look at me.
Speaker 8 (13:11):
I'm a big, dumb, nuted moron who threw away paradise
on Earth so Oprah could tell me what a rotten
s OPI.
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Hate women.
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John Boy and Billy.
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Beds Broke.
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Good morning, rad yell dumb right, good morning. It's a big.
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About twenty minutes of Nigo sports.
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Bob Bye Buck some special for big show.
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Thirty minutes it'll be John boyd Jepardy. Right now we're
checking in on Tagger Jaggies.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
Hello friends, your old pale count Dracula here and it's
that time of here one ghosts and goblins up here
were wolves howl at the moon and monsters he marns
from the depths of Hell to the One Thing and
one Thing Holy.
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Welcome to Starbucks.
Speaker 6 (14:38):
What's the name for the orders?
Speaker 8 (14:42):
Boy?
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Hi, hell boy? What can I get for you?
Speaker 6 (14:46):
One blonde fuming spice cocke.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Okay, save room for cream okay.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
And once they get there, a pumpkin, space picks.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
They look for the deals of a thousand lifetimes right
here attacking Draggy's clothes.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
For undead holes. What's that you say?
Speaker 4 (15:10):
The worms and weevils have showed holes in your favorite
funeral suit.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
The mons have read havoc on your dress cape.
Speaker 4 (15:17):
Those darn castle rats have dropped a hundred deuces on
your blue Swede platform shoes. Is that what's put a
twist in your rutting kiss? Then come on down to
tacking Draggy's clothes for undead holes. You're just in time
for our Autumn Solstice celebration. We used to call it Halloween,
but apparently Share has that trademark.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
We've got everything you need to.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
Look your best when you're stalking your next victim or
just trying to look here for an those young zombies
that always say okay, boomer, even though you're two thousand
years old.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
As the saying goes, you can beat your hunchback.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
Lab assistant, But no one beats our prices at Taki
Draki's Clothes for undead hose. We've got capes, cowls, kilts
made from bowls, burry headcuffs, burry foot cuffs, bank shoppeners,
glad dribblers, crouds.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
That wold crowds, a tasket, a.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
Red and yellow casket, two twos, three trees, mummy wraps,
dummy wraps, yoga pants, pedal pushuts, pedal polars, skinny jeans,
fat jeans, in between jeans, things, storms, bat wings, sarongs,
crip slippers, bell crow zippers, at that fur vest that
Frankenstein war that always made him look fat, but no
one the guts to tell him. Every night through Halloween
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will have special surprises for everyone at Taki Draki's Clothes
for undead hose signing off the graphs all weekend will
be the famous Hebrew horse star Bella Jugosi.
Speaker 9 (16:51):
You know from Funny.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Doesn't be cooking.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
Devonscretions from that celebrity shed with snakes for hair, gorgan
or Ramsey snakes. And don't forget to have your questions
ready for the overweight Queen of Advice, Barma Blockbeck.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Things are going to get heavy.
Speaker 6 (17:10):
Man a.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Man starve.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
Break the kids to meet famous pro wrestler, the offspring
of a Bigfoot and a Wookie.
Speaker 8 (17:20):
The Machu Baccaman, Randy Sasquatch. Whatever you do, don't forget
to bring along your appetite. We'll have plenty of food
trucks for your moonlight dining, pleasure, Skeleton, Steve's Bone, Apatite,
Cliftons Hotels, barbecue, mummy.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Wraps, and if you're not into flesh, never fear or
the vegetarians. We've got creature from the Black Legome. We'll
have some of the some of the yellow.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
Don't get cheap on me, oh, courtesy of tagging Draggy's
clothes for unden hose. Put away your GPS friends, We're
easy to find. Take the Boris Luther Karloff Expressways out
until you see a side for the Vincent Price Academy
for Effeminate Boys. And take the second exit past Freddy
Krueger Nails along a dream analysis and you see Jason
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Vohe's machete sharpening and hockey mask repair.
Speaker 8 (18:11):
Holla Louis, and then hang a right on launch Hady Lane.
Slow down when you see the chucky doll hitting on
a cabbage patch kid. Cross the drawbridge into the castle
and you a.
Speaker 9 (18:20):
Rye, what.
Speaker 8 (18:24):
Thank you?
Speaker 4 (18:24):
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This is your old friend, Count Dracula.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
Saying, I'll see good morning.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
The Big show's on the radio. More big show right
around the corner.
Speaker 7 (19:11):
I'm working with mister Bill Cox over his outfit, and
I like listen to John Boy and Billy and not
their Big show. I like the way they talk.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
They're funny ahah not funny queer, that's what they say.
Speaker 7 (19:26):
Anyhow, I figured out why John Boy has a hard
time getting started in the morning. They ain't gotten the gaze.
Speaker 5 (20:10):
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Speaker 11 (21:24):
Good morning John Boy and Billy. Always nice to be
with you. I'll tell you this college football season, with
the expansion of going to a twelve team format for
the playoffs, has really been extra exciting and giving a
lot more teams some breathing room to maybe lose two games,
possibly three, to still get in the top twelve teams.
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And I know with the holiday season coming up, I
wanted to get in touch with you guys because we've
done some projects recently that I think folks along the
syndicated network will love and consider maybe for a Christmas
or holiday gift idea. Let me start off with a
couple of balls that we have. These are footballs limited edition.
Speaker 7 (22:07):
All of them.
Speaker 11 (22:08):
The first one is Nick Saban Retirement Football. I know
we talked about that recently with you guys. They're selling
for one hundred and twenty nine dollars and ninety five
cents each. It's exclusive. It's the only football that coach
Saban has approved to be out there to kind of
commemorate his career at Alabama. They're only going to make
(22:30):
five thousand of these, and they only have a few left,
maybe several hundred in the collection, and I wanted to
go ahead and let the listeners know how they can
still get this benefits Yay Alabama. There are one hundred
and twenty nine dollars and ninety five cents a piece.
You'll get a number, certificate of authenticity and on the
Saban football everything is in bossed, all the stats. We
(22:52):
have some beautiful color images of coach Saban. On the
top panel of that ball will have a picture of him,
all six of histional championship logos, the opponents and scores
of those games that he wanted at Alabama. The second
panel on that Nick Saban football has Alabama season records
from two thousand and seven to twenty twenty three and
(23:14):
coach Saban's overall one loss record. And the third panel
is really cool because it's got a picture of coach
Saban on a second one on the on the football,
his championship history, and also some of the awards he
won in the postseason. Now those are available, we only
have a couple hundred of them left. There are one
hundred and twenty nine dollars and ninety five cents each.
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It'll help out the charity Yay Alabama. The toll free
number to call to get these is one eight hundred
three four five two eight six eight one eight hundred
three four five twenty eight sixty eight, or just go
to the website nikosports dot com nik coosports dot com.
(23:59):
That's kosports dot com, or again that phone number one
eight hundred three four five twenty eight sixty eight. And
when you go to that website you'll also see some
really other interesting footballs that we've done in the last
couple of months that if you're a fan of that
particular team, you might want to consider that also for
(24:22):
a holiday or Christmas gift. Idea one is a beautiful
Tennessee Volunteers football that celebrates their one hundredth anniversary season.
That's selling for one hundred and nineteen dollars in ninety
five cents. We also have an exclusive LSU Tigers one
hundredth anniversary season for their Fame Stadium, which recently was
(24:45):
named the number one college football stadium in the country.
That's got a beautiful photograph on one of those panels
of the stadium taken on a sun drenched afternoon, and
that is a beautiful ball. We only have a few
hund to those left. And then there's some other ones.
If you're a fan, say of the Texas Longhorns, which
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at one part of the season were ranked number one
and you're certainly under consideration to be in that college
football playoffs, there's a Longhorns football there for you as well.
And we have another one on there that is going
to be helping out Oklahoma. You can check that out.
But these are beautiful footballs and very proud to say
(25:29):
that Nico Sports Now has raised over three point two
million dollars for charities in the last six seven years.
I know your syndicated network has been a big, big
part about that, but I would say, don't miss out
on that Nick Saban football. That is exclusive. You will
not be able to buy that anywhere else. It's the
(25:50):
only football for coach Saban to recap his glorious career
Hall of Fame career that's ever been produced and will
be produced. It's exclusive for Nico Sports. And the other
footballs I mentioned are really make great holiday gift ideas,
so consider those, take a good look at the website,
(26:10):
and get your Christmas shopping done early.
Speaker 5 (26:13):
That's it, Bob, and I always say, yeah, make sure
you get some time. When you click on the Nico
Sports at the Big Show dot com, it'll take you
right there as well to their website and approves around
a little bit. You LSU fans, you celebrate one hundredth
anniversary footballs in Texas as well, Like you pointed out
in the next saven that is huge. That is huge
(26:34):
right there, and a few of those left they are
going to go, so good stuff, Bob, are some Christmas
gifts for everybody right there?
Speaker 11 (26:41):
Well, you got a jump fight at early because these
sell out and we only have like even the other
football besides saving we only have several hundred of them
left because we've been doing this for a couple of weeks,
and I want to make sure I check in with
you guys and let you know and let your listeners know.
You've been a big part of our program over the year.
And a big shout out to everybody, including your staff
(27:02):
there that have helped us out. And I know it's
going to be a merry Christmas and a happy holiday
season for a lot of college football fans.
Speaker 5 (27:10):
That's awesome to know that you are helping with the
charities over three point two million. That is awesome.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
All right, Bob, let's go Merry Christmas.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
Hey, we'll talk to you before the holidays.
Speaker 11 (27:19):
Okay, Hey, we're always going to be talking before the holidays.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
You know that as a boy. All right, Bob, Thank
you very much. Man.
Speaker 5 (27:28):
Y'all click on the Nigo Sports link when you go
to the Big Show dot Com.
Speaker 6 (27:32):
Take you right there.
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All right, Well, let's play some John Boord Jeopardy for
the Happy Herd prize pack for our hunters. It was
officials overseeing the nineteen eighty one Miss America pageant and
they disqualified Miss New York for illegal use of this
banned substance during the swimsuit competition.
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What could it be?
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What is silicon? That was the valley?
Speaker 3 (27:57):
I think still cone still come. No, I don't think that.
Speaker 5 (28:00):
I mean that's all right, Okay, okay, what's y'all got
one eight hundred Big Show you told free line across America.
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We played John boyd Jeoparese next.
Speaker 3 (28:34):
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In fact, we think it might be the whole reason
he had kids that got him an extra ten twelve
years of trigger treating. In He's John Boy, Thank Jevin.
There's a head of Lamar out of Pace, Florida. Good morning, Lamar,
Good morning John Boy, Hello buddy, welcome in here. All right, Lamar,
(29:40):
look at you getting the first shot at John Boy
Jeopardy this morning? Who bit landed?
Speaker 3 (29:45):
Well?
Speaker 5 (29:46):
Officials overseeing the nineteen eighty one Miss America pageant disqualified
Miss New York for illegal use of this banned substance
during the swimsuit competition.
Speaker 4 (30:01):
Wow.
Speaker 10 (30:01):
I'm so tempted to say wide receiver stick them, but
I don't think that's it.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
I am gonna go with.
Speaker 10 (30:09):
I am gonna go with pads, pads in her braw.
Speaker 11 (30:13):
Or maybe somewhere.
Speaker 5 (30:13):
Else, looking between the pads and the stick them, going
with the pads.
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Let's see, you've made it out of Lamar.
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Work. Love it so, Deborah and Fountain. Mister York was
the first and so far the only Miss America participant
to be disqualified for illegal use of padding.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Nice.
Speaker 5 (30:39):
Okay, We're not sure where you're I think it was
top probably all right, Well we'll.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Look into that a little further for you, Lamar.
Speaker 5 (30:48):
But meantime, congratulations, you may go have you her prize
back head down to pace for you.
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Beautiful.
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Thank you guys, we love to show quick shout out
to all those hurricane folks.
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Man, we got them out of faults and prayers.
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Thank you, Lamar, I appreciate you, buddy. You hang on?
Why am I a guur on top of your news?
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All right?
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Bout twenty minutes an entry into the Diary of Count Dracula.
(31:54):
Good morning, that's a make show on the radio right.
Speaker 3 (31:58):
Then here Thursday morning and then to the weekend.
Speaker 5 (32:03):
And Tom Sorenson be joining us tomorrow picking every game
in the NFL this weekend. He went nine to five
last weekend. It were I mean, Doug rides all things Nascar.
He wrapped up his career in Vegas last weekend with
check up with Doug in little over thirty minutes from
right down. Don't get involved in sports? Well, why not
(32:29):
start at the beginning with this school?
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That was Ira Tinier before he came to the International
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This is October to twenty fourth, one week from Trigg
or try Halloween.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
Check this out. It's time for the Diary of Count Dracula.
Their diary.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
This is Count.
Speaker 4 (34:29):
Dracula Halloween again. Whoop the friggin' dough. I'll tell you diary.
After six hundred years, I must be getting old. I
used to look forward to October thirty. First, terrorize the villagers,
drink some blood crank called the Van Helsings. Then back
(34:51):
in the box by six am for some solid sec
time and dream about the night's hijinks. Now like, I
don't even want to lift the lid, just lay there
and watch Family Guy reruns to the Jumble Halloween Sucks.
(35:14):
Last year was a real eye open, crazy Renfield and
I decided to go to the city blending catch a
buzz on some alcohol infused all positive chickies.
Speaker 3 (35:27):
Well, that's not as easy as it used to be.
Speaker 4 (35:29):
Gone on the days, some easy pickings you could buy
any girl, any time, anywhere.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
Now you have to be so careful who you sink
your teeth into.
Speaker 4 (35:42):
Along for the days of a milky white throat bands
pulsing with the nectar that I first for Now you
can't see their necks, for all the tattoos, butterflies and
tribal doodles, the Chinese symbol for hot sour soup gross
(36:06):
or just my luck across that's an appetite killer. And
once you get past all the top culture earthwork, you
still don't know what's underneath. The blood used to be
as pure as spring water. Now it's a great, big,
(36:28):
dirty crapshoot. The last thing I want to do is
spend the next six hundred years nursing a case of
hepsie or tibola. That kind of thing makes being immortal
a big pain in the ass. Halloween used to be
(36:49):
a time to move freely amongst the customed populace, picking
and choosing tasty moorsals for a late night snack. These
days crime Andy Diary. What a nightmare used to be
so simple? People used to dress like witches and devils
and monsters. Costumes were mythic. There was mystery and horror.
(37:15):
Now everyone is dressed like the Avengers or Duck Dynasty
or somebody named SpongeBob.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
Pass Killers.
Speaker 4 (37:27):
Perhaps the most perplexing development is that no one can
tell I'm a vampire?
Speaker 1 (37:35):
What the hell? What's not to get?
Speaker 4 (37:41):
The pale skinned, red eyes, the black suit, the John
Travolta hirdoo, the cap, the damn k the guipe is
synonymous with the vampire. You look up vampire in the dictionary.
He's my picture. But if one more kid asks me
(38:04):
if I'm Professor Snape going to throw myself on a
wooden stake, I'll tell you that right now. First off,
I pride myself in my sophisticated masculinity. Snake looks like
a Nancy Boy, like a slightly more hygienic Janine Groppel.
Speaker 3 (38:28):
And the fangs?
Speaker 1 (38:30):
Did Professor Snape have fangs? Jumping je horse?
Speaker 4 (38:34):
A fat?
Speaker 1 (38:35):
How did people get so stupid?
Speaker 9 (38:38):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (38:38):
I shouldn't be surprised. Look at what passes for a
vampire these days. Razy Renfield and I rented Twilight some
androgynists girly man with Johnny Cash hair wo drawn by
aber zombian feet. An vampire is supposed to suck your Bloodkay,
(39:02):
just suck.
Speaker 9 (39:06):
Well.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
Diri got the goal.
Speaker 4 (39:10):
Crazy Renfield and I are going to Wolmart stuck up
on toilet paper. We're going to hit Frankenstein's castle hard.
Last year we did the flaming bag of dog poo
on the porch, but him hollering firebad gets old after.
Speaker 3 (39:30):
Until next time.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
Diri x'es and O's count.
Speaker 4 (39:38):
Drug.
Speaker 5 (39:41):
Good morning, you got a big show on already, have
more chances you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
Speaker 4 (39:47):
Home, I have no home, hunted, despised, leaping like an animal.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
The youngle is my home.
Speaker 9 (40:01):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (40:02):
I will show the world that I am its master.
Speaker 4 (40:06):
I will create my own race of people, a race
of atomic superman that will conquer the world.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
And here are the first two, John Boy and Billy
from the Big Show
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