November 23, 2023 • 43 mins
Thursday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we celebrate Thanksgiving - with you!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, everybody. Happy Thanksgiving weekend. It's a new world record.
We've been in the building less than two minutes and
we're already at each other's rooms.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
It's the holidays. Shut your whole four.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Yes, it's the most wonderful time of the ying dog.
I need some ding dogs, ding do.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Let me write that down.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
We've got another record.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Why don't you roll your ding dogs into a little
ball and crown.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
All right, I'll kill y'all.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
It's the most wonderful time of the with celebrations and
at the vacations and of good cheer.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
We ain't got no ding dog.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
But there's a whole hole right behind you. Killers, he shuts.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
We have ruined a perfectly good black woman.
Speaker 5 (01:04):
Pillars is a black.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Woman, David up Fillers.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Let me guess, Pilers, you got family on the farm.
It's it's getting close.
Speaker 6 (01:20):
I've already had to throw the grits against the wall
to keep the sister in laws guts. Keep that sister
in law's French Muslim boyfriends.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Will come to town.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
French Muslim.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
But it can't get no worse.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
The ain't get no worse for a heel.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
This is pillars sister, not mad now as I hate
her enough, she got to bring a French Muslim.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
You might be doing it just to take you off.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Oh you think, oh man, well Christmas is coming and
then Muslim celebrate Christmas.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Probably not.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Got that what you call ramaalam ding thing going on?
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Yeah, oh yeah, they probably they probably do celebrate. I
mean some I'm not talking about ah, and we say Muslims.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
It's kind of like a big show intoqutries.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
No, it's not, it is.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
That's exactly what it is.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Was the original king of isn't either guy tried to
fly too close to the sun.
Speaker 7 (02:19):
It's a totally derogatory term that came up accidentally one day.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Well Mario, when Mario was living here, uh he uh,
he was quizzing my boys when he drove carpool one afternoon.
A Maro decides, you know, he gonna learn what the
boys are learning in school. And this was and this
was how many years what were they seventh, eighth? Yeah,
and Mary was doing just a little pop questions from
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drives each here and say, y'all know which country got
the most Muslims?
Speaker 4 (02:47):
And I believe that'd be Muslimia.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
So so that's just what we call it another one
in men's ideals, that that we do just for our
pure amusement.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
You know, it's not all about y'all need something for us?
All right?
Speaker 8 (03:06):
Wait away, happy holidays, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
To big shows on the radio. Heavy Thanksgiving weekend. Let's
go back we live Thanksgiving moment. This is the place Cadbury.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Let's go.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Why are we doing this again? Sir well?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
I thought that by giving one of our listeners the
opportunity to have me over for Thanksgiving.
Speaker 9 (03:48):
Dinner would be good.
Speaker 6 (03:49):
Pr I see, so your family is out of town
then has nothing in the fridge, bingo.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Good plans.
Speaker 9 (03:56):
At least you don't have to cook, and thankfully.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Neither do you.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
That breakfast you prepared has left my nuds in a
tumult spicy pork, brains and eggs are in a quired taste.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Eh. And who are these people again?
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Let's see, mister and missus kletus clump. Now, just do
me a favoring. Don't cause any trouble at least until
I finished eating simple.
Speaker 9 (04:22):
Meal with an average American family.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
What could go wrong?
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (04:29):
Look at you, john boy, John boy, John boy.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
You're adorable. Look at those boyish apple cheeks.
Speaker 6 (04:37):
I'm Catberry, madam, mister busman servant.
Speaker 9 (04:41):
I'm John Boy, but you're right. I am adorable and
you must be missus Clump. You could just call me mama.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Pardon me, mama?
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Could you let go of my cheek? Now?
Speaker 9 (04:51):
Oh, come here, come in my precious angels.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Yo, just in time.
Speaker 9 (04:56):
We're just sitting down to eat.
Speaker 11 (04:58):
Hey, who the hell comes ringing the dog bell on
Thanksgiving Day?
Speaker 10 (05:02):
Hey, mister clumb, white boys hit the deck woman. It's
a home invasion, so clearas we go, nine away. This
is John Boy and Cad Barrett. These boys are our guests,
Yohn Boy from the radio.
Speaker 6 (05:18):
Yes, sir, the Hoggy's got a damn butler and he's
got to come by and move your.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Meat off the working Man.
Speaker 11 (05:23):
I ended a contest on the Big Show and I won,
so I got to have them over for Thanksgiving. Wait wait, wait,
wait a minute, let me get this straight. You won,
but they get to eat for free? What the hell
contest to say?
Speaker 12 (05:36):
Clump?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
You behave John Boy is our guess.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Look why why can't you.
Speaker 11 (05:40):
Listen to one of them skinny little gay fellows on
the low end of the die. Look at the size
of these two mules. Damn, hey, where Billy did you
eat them on the way over? I forget about the leftovers?
Lead us Well, perhaps we've come into bad time. Yeah,
mama clump, maybe we better go. No, now, don't you
mind kleads. You boys sit down and I'll fix you.
Speaker 6 (06:00):
A nice big plate of hope, mate, thanksgiving deliciousness.
Speaker 9 (06:04):
Well, if your sure's no trouble?
Speaker 10 (06:06):
Ooh, how could you ever beat trouble?
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Let me count the ways, madam. Just don't expect any
damn doggie bags? Am I too?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Or eight?
Speaker 6 (06:18):
Or then cray us eat it all? Well, looks like
we have enough aft all. Now we got two tough
old birds at the table. I'd like to throw hot
grease on you here, god, old fool, I'm strapped. I
got my rais on me. I'll cut you into cat
fifth bait.
Speaker 9 (06:34):
You know what. We'll just pick something up on the
way home. Yeah, certainly so.
Speaker 6 (06:38):
Some of those petrol station sandwiches should suffice nonsense.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Here you go eat up now?
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Oh, looking thief too fine?
Speaker 6 (06:48):
Oh, young man caught me in a mine A couple
of a lumberjack.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
You boy, bring any wood this day? Ain't just let
them eat so they can get the hell out of here.
I plan on so on a few lugs my.
Speaker 6 (07:00):
Own later on, and I don't need Homo and Jeff
throw hogging the cat.
Speaker 9 (07:04):
Oh did he just called me a homo?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Easy?
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Big and just eat your cranberries? Yeah, fruit for fruity
now I'll see Yeah. Oh, how is everything just awesome?
Positively scrumptious? Madam grumptious?
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Who are you, Willie Walker? It's damn god woman.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
And there's the seal of approval?
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Lead us ibout to call my name?
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Yeah, your name is.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
A disgusting habit. Who should be more respectful of your families?
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Huh?
Speaker 6 (07:35):
He can't help it. Clearus is so full of it.
If he didn't do that, he'd explode. Thank you, Cadbury, cletus,
You act like a gentleman. He he ain't looking here,
mister nanny. This is my house, and in my house.
Speaker 9 (07:49):
Is how a real man says thank you? Really be cool?
I'm almost done with my pie.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Don't wear is hun?
Speaker 6 (07:55):
I think I understand our hourst Now they suggest you
take what your special breakfast has kicked in at the
most opportune time. You don't mean you've been one son?
Oh live a rotchet. How of your people say thank you?
I dare say, ain't nothing as feebly as you? For example, Sah,
(08:18):
that's good, but not as good as this, bravosa. I
should never have held back. Wow, like somebody burnt the collar.
Green tat that right back at you.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Mama.
Speaker 6 (08:40):
Mama helped me open the windows. Too late for that
abandoned ship. Oh lord, I can't breathe. Come out, ladies.
I think the golden growl is open my dream? What
about your friend.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Bring it?
Speaker 9 (09:00):
I think it's too late.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
It'sself already.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Jack I'm trying to find a perfect question from my
IF book. I get finding. Okay, just this one. I'm
just landing on this one. If you were to have
only one of the prime virtues, which one would you
want to possess?
Speaker 3 (09:23):
She didn't know what any of them are?
Speaker 6 (09:25):
How could you move on to another question that she
made be better verse to answering?
Speaker 5 (09:31):
Hey, it's culturally biased.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
I oh, but I'm gonna let y'all look again.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
That was a trick question for Jane.
Speaker 7 (09:44):
Why because he doesn't know?
Speaker 5 (09:50):
Later, Jackie one sleepy, sneezy, grumpy. That's the Dwarves'.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Hango.
Speaker 13 (09:59):
Another woodrow Boodroaw Playhouse is coming up next. Good morning
(10:19):
to make show.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
He's on the radio, you know, like faith, Oh, Cherity,
just time, Meller.
Speaker 14 (10:25):
Cherry, Tiffany, Bubbles, Lexis, Mercedes, honesty and speaking.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Right, we'll work on that right now, it's time.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode last
of the Red Hot Cajuns. As our story opens, Justin
LeBlanc visits the home of his best friend Woodrow. Oh Boudreaux,
Hey Boudreaux, where you're all at?
Speaker 12 (11:05):
Well?
Speaker 9 (11:05):
Now look what the cat dog in old juice stand?
Speaker 6 (11:08):
Look blank big life man twice in long I there, Elizabeth,
as usual, you're looking fine as frog had split three ways.
Speaker 5 (11:16):
You can knock off all that sweet talk.
Speaker 15 (11:18):
Jockas already got one worthless kids and learning around here,
I surey looking for another one.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Well, now, excuse me for being fun of the joy
of living.
Speaker 5 (11:29):
You for something that for sure?
Speaker 9 (11:32):
Hey man, how was your tripping New Orleans?
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Went right?
Speaker 11 (11:34):
Good?
Speaker 3 (11:35):
My friend?
Speaker 5 (11:36):
How come you went to New Orleans?
Speaker 3 (11:37):
Boss Man sent me down there to pick up some
new equipment.
Speaker 6 (11:40):
Hey, Boudreaux, I met me a wild second woman while
I was down there. That right, we I got to
town about eight o'clock PM. After I check into the motel,
I went down to this nightclub on Bourbon Street and
had me some of that fine Cajon whiskey by mister
Jacques Danniet. So I'm sitting there talking to the bartender
when there's fine look on woman.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Girl come and say, raight down beside me.
Speaker 9 (12:02):
She did on purpose, sweet.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
She said, you one of them Caju man, ain't you?
I said, we.
Speaker 6 (12:09):
My family is four blead cajun as long as they've
been around. She said, I hear cajamin. There's a ball
of fire when it comes to romance. I say, you
got that right. It ain't nothing for a Caju man
to ride that space mountain tree or two times in
one night.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
And she said, well, then took me straight to Didney World,
big boy.
Speaker 9 (12:30):
Oh come on, Ain't no woman said that to you.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Sure didn't hush Leizabeth. So they will happen. But the
same hell do you take happen?
Speaker 6 (12:38):
Me and her We slide off back to the motel
and we get all hot and bobbled. I ain't no
emmy went up, But that girl said, juice done. I
never know the man like you before.
Speaker 15 (12:51):
Ah, just starting to sound like one of them them
science fiction story to me, you have right, and she was.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
A big girl. It was pope, So I said, hold on, Dollard,
the show ain't over yet. Let me take her for
about thirty minutes and we'll pull the cutain on act too.
Speaker 6 (13:14):
Slide that chair beside the bed here, set yourself down,
and I take both your hands and clap them onto
my ears and just hold on just like that while
I'm napping your ears.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
You hurt me.
Speaker 6 (13:27):
So I sleep for about thirty minutes. She waked me
up and we go again. That girl, she said, ooh,
you's done. That was even better than the second time.
I said, share you think that one was good? Let
me nap again for about one hour and I'll give
you a story you can tell about for the rest
of your life. So I make her sit on the
bed and hold on to my ears again. She waked
me up in one hour later. It's chapter three or Paradise.
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Caj just done that girl, she.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
Said, hard old might as you stand, that was the
best one yet.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Wheez like you had a wild time. Hey, hold on
me on.
Speaker 5 (14:00):
You a question, how come you made this girl sit there?
And hold on to your ears while you were napping.
Speaker 6 (14:05):
Of course, the last time I hooked up with a
wild gun in Orleans, as soon as I went to sleep,
she stole my wallet.
Speaker 5 (14:17):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 16 (14:20):
Kind of kind.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
No one took my kid did.
Speaker 17 (14:21):
Look at this?
Speaker 5 (14:22):
Cover you again next time where the christial old bourbon
street bartenders say.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Hey, big man, let me hold the dollar.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Come on to the big shows on the radio, all
right now? Continuous uh seial bit is.
Speaker 5 (14:37):
What we call them, because a lot of people eat
cereal while and these are like in a row as well.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
It works out all the way around. Reverend Billy Ray Collins,
it's his time's up next. Good morning, a big shows
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on a radio. Let's welcome Reverend.
Speaker 12 (15:07):
Billy Ray Boildod morning nerd, John Boy and Billy, and
good morning to all our beloved friends out they're in
radio land.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
But here's a Reverend.
Speaker 12 (15:16):
Billy Ray Collins from the Sword of Joshua, Independent full
Gospel Pennicostal Assembly just off State Road twenty three on
the Frontage Road. Well friends, The orgyistic, fourth quarter, Frenzy,
naked consumerism, and chronic alcoholism is upon us once again. Yes,
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it's Christmas time when we all come together as one
to kick the Lord Jesus to the curb and replace
him with jolly old Satan claws sliding down the hill
on the back of electric razors. Of course, that's just
the world we're living in today. Friends mentioned the name
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of the Lord on what's supposed to be his birthday.
Why we can't have Ana Lorna Martha, some thin skinned
atheist type might get his feelings, hurts. We gotta be
broad minded and inclusive. And if that means kicking Gentle Jesus,
sweet and mild out of the manger to make room
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for a new Xbox, well, as the fan goes, you
will have that on.
Speaker 5 (16:27):
You be yall.
Speaker 12 (16:29):
And we always see the atheists put up an anti
Christmas billboarder twelve this time of year with an uplifting
message like God is a myth. Christmas is for everybody.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Yay, you know for a.
Speaker 12 (16:44):
Bunch you don't believe in the Lord. Y'all atheists sure
are hot to get in on his birthday party, ain't you.
That's what you get for signing up for a religion,
and it ain't got no holidays. Yeah, I know, right
about now, some of y'all are out there saying, yeah,
you tell them preach, give them hell bound centers to
what fairer We need to get back to the true
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meaning of Christmas. And of course you're absolutely right. However,
keep in mind that for most folks, getting in the
Christmas spirit means turning your car radio to the station
that starts playing Crust to the Storeman twenty four to
seven on the day after Halloween. Oh, you think the
(17:25):
Birth of the Lord is a fine thing when you're
looking for a good deal on a fat screen TV
so you can watch the gimp that stole Christmas all
but the rest of the year. The only time you
gotta heart the heart with somebody named Jesus lined up
is when the Mexican yard man misses a spot out
by the water meters. That's right, I'm talking to the successful,
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high minded church people here too. This morning, honey, the
Lord didn't come down from heaven, so you could have
a Lexus December to remember. Aim to open the door
to salvation for a bunch of ungrateful knotheads that live
like you don't exist. Three hundred and sixty four days
out of the year. Oh okay, preacher, if you're so smart,
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what should we do to fix all the mess that's
going on? Well, the Bible says, and I quote, my
help comes from the Lord who made heaven and earth.
And trust me y'all. That strategy works a whole lot
better than getting indignant when some wormy looking white bull
with dreadlock says happy Holidays instead of Merry Christmas when
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he's hand you a gluten three half calf locking. That's
the storm us. And now I will attempt to downshift
my rhetorical gears for a special Christmas activity note like
to invite whosoever will come on out for our annual
Sword of Joshua Old Time at Christmas celebration. We'll have
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a live activity seen in the parking lot with the
critters provided by the good folks at Pets and Things
in the Brushywood Outlet Mall. Then head on in the
family Activity center for our annual holiday pageant slash object
lesson walking in a Worldly Wonderland. The Sword of Joshua
(19:20):
Youth Choir Or performed their rib tickling roundup of broad
minded and all inclusive holiday favorites like Joy Too at
most thirty percent of the world. Good Facebook, friends, Rejoice angels.
We only thought we heard a high Grandma got runned
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over by an intolerant religious secretarian, and of course it's
beginning to look a lot like coincidence. I'll wrap up
all the festivities with a soldier income to Jesus message
designed to edify the faithful and put brown in the
breeches of the unknit Fai come be with us nightly
(20:02):
at six o'clock PM now through Christmas. That the halls
with bowls of holiness at the Sword of Joshua, Independent
Full Gospel pennecost Assembly just off State Road twenty three
on the Friday Road. That there's a Reverend Billy rack
Collins reminding you it's time to turn so you don't
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burn Yon boyn Villy.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
You'll have a merry Christmas. Come on it to make
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sure a song your radio. One of my buds avd
Lana got a special thanks having song.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
We're here every year. You ready for you. I'm a hale.
Speaker 17 (21:03):
Gobble gobble chat chat Mamok's tired, Grandma's fat gobble gobble
drank drinking Uncle Jim heaves in the kitchen a second
Thanksgiving of my house.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Everybody's got babies but me.
Speaker 9 (21:20):
Thanksgiving of my house.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
It's just the way it was meant to be.
Speaker 9 (21:27):
A home.
Speaker 17 (21:30):
Gobble gobble of course, haven't seen Dad since the divorced.
Goble gobble stuff stuff, A forty pound turkey's more than nothing.
Thanksgiving to my house.
Speaker 9 (21:43):
Everybody's making more money than me.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Thanksgiving to my house. I don't want to beat here,
can't wait to leave.
Speaker 12 (21:53):
A hole.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
It used to be so much fun.
Speaker 17 (21:59):
Remember Thanksgiving when you were young, and we'll cook again.
Speaker 9 (22:03):
You'll see when you start show wrong family a god
gob smash smash my girlfriend.
Speaker 17 (22:12):
Thanks my family is trash job godble talk talking.
Speaker 9 (22:17):
Why aren't you married?
Speaker 2 (22:18):
They're gonna take a walk.
Speaker 17 (22:20):
Thanksgiving to my house. A couple more rounds then and
I'll be free. Thanksgiving my house. This is the wind
was man to be. Thanksgiving to my house. Everybody's got
this bead with me. Thanksgiving to my house, Thanksgiving my house.
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Hair A Thanksgiving to my house. A Thanksgiving that man.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Good morning, and the big show is on the radio.
Holiday weekend. Happy Thanksgiving. Everybody head towards Christmas time. Uh,
we're still talking about what we're gonna be show Christmas
party this year. That's right, am, I just gonna save
the money and do it on something else.
Speaker 7 (23:04):
I wonder who came up with it. Let's just save
the money and spend it on something else idea.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
I don't know whoever did is a Jesus.
Speaker 5 (23:14):
I'm still not sure about this Christmas fort I've never
heard of that.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
We're gonna revert back to our childhoods this Christmas.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
All right, it's gonna be the best Christmas ever. Billy
almost bought it, the Big Show Christmas Party. I guess
we're gonna look back at a one we had in
the pass.
Speaker 12 (23:37):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
I don't know what the hell I can do about it.
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Good morning, The Big Show is on the radio. Happy
Thanksgiving weekend, everybody. Here's one thing about this, yea, I
love We'll get to go back experience things we've been
through before, like the old proverbial traveling time caps.
Speaker 4 (24:12):
So yeah, I told you this is a good show.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
You should listen more. Thanks change the more they stay
the same.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Let's go back to last year, all right, now, yes,
take us back there.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
They we're lessening a week away from Christmas. If I
got a Christmas spirits, so Far. I wish you knock
it off for.
Speaker 4 (24:31):
Our big company Christmas party is tonight.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
Well y'all have all right?
Speaker 7 (24:36):
Yeah, I've already offered pillars out in the babysit for
some of the staff because I know he's not coming.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
We packed Randy's fifties diner in his basement out during
these holiday get togethers.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
And about this time of year, every year, I keep
thinking what was I think?
Speaker 9 (24:54):
Why would I do this?
Speaker 7 (24:55):
Every year the Christmas Christmas party at my house ends
with somebody bleeding. No really, Rayfern fell down the hill
in my backyard.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
He didn't bleed, he just got muddy.
Speaker 9 (25:08):
I told him.
Speaker 7 (25:09):
He bled, He scarred his I mean his elbow and bled.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
But the muddy fell down in was the same color
as duty.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
So Rafer's been gone like for about fifteen minutes, and
I tell him, well, just go out about back.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
He was the bathroom out there. It's too crowded. Yeah,
he fell down.
Speaker 4 (25:23):
It looked like he had well, as I was saying,
goes crapped and fell back in colors.
Speaker 5 (25:27):
You need any help with that, baby said anything?
Speaker 9 (25:29):
That swing by my legs gone tired.
Speaker 7 (25:32):
And then and then the year before last it was
John Book because the house. I've only had this diner
three years.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
This is the third christ Yeah, and I'm still an
out standing lawsuit.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
I don't know if you want to discuss this.
Speaker 7 (25:42):
And yeah, no, it's okay because my warrior thinks I
got a good chance of getting all of your money
this way. I've got these little benches on the back
patio one.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Then little you know them little girly benches that you know,
you really can't sit down on. So they're just they
they're made of steel. Yeah, you know, they're steel. Actually
they're would there would and steel.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Well, the steel was what cut me on my leg.
Speaker 4 (26:04):
Yeah, somehow he cut the calf of his leg and
trailed blood.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
All over the place.
Speaker 5 (26:11):
It was like oj going home from Nicholell.
Speaker 7 (26:15):
And at some point somebody finally went, man, you're bleeding.
He went really, he didn't even know. And then last year, oh, Alan,
somebody brought a guy that wasn't invited. And so we're
clearing out the house around two in the morning, because
(26:37):
that's when John Boy finally decides, you.
Speaker 4 (26:39):
Know, I'm tired, I'm gonna go home. Thanks.
Speaker 7 (26:42):
Sorry, you know, we we were playing on going to bed,
so you could do that. But so I go up
to turn off all the lights. I mean, we're actually
doing the sweep of glasses, picking up, throwing people out
of the house.
Speaker 4 (26:52):
Everybody's gone.
Speaker 7 (26:54):
We find a guy laying on the floor in a
pool of his own blood in our den. He had
hit it had fallen and hit his head. But not
in the den where he was collapsed. It happened somewhere
else in the house. You know how we know because
once again there's a trail of blood all over the house.
I mean, now it goes from the bathroom. We figured
(27:16):
it must have happened.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
He wasn't he was supposed to be upstairs. No nobody
in Randy's house.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Yeah, so how long did it take you to find
William Holden's body?
Speaker 7 (27:25):
Really, we figured it must have happened in the bathroom,
but the trail leads. I mean, there was blood in
the garage, like he went out to check out the
cars while he was bleeding.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
I'd have taken my shoes off and rubbed him on
my head and put him back on, just walked all over.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
And I couldn't wake him up.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
He was so drumb.
Speaker 4 (27:41):
Man, get him out?
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Is this the way it's gonna be again.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
We're gonna have to listen to you to wine about
the last party for a year until you have another
one play.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
Probably, yeah, probably, I know it is.
Speaker 5 (27:48):
Anybody gonna bleed more than what.
Speaker 18 (27:51):
A right?
Speaker 1 (27:52):
So billers, what time y'allt me to meet y'all? Hey,
that suits me, pow because you can ride with me
and Eddie was about.
Speaker 7 (28:00):
Sixty percent of the one hundred and ten people on
the guest list coming with John Boy.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
All right, let's see our goal today is Randy's bitter
attitude for this holiday season.
Speaker 11 (28:11):
All right?
Speaker 3 (28:11):
I see, Yogi's not going spank, He's not going rash.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
I'm not going That's a good start.
Speaker 3 (28:16):
I mean he's already on your body.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Bess. On the radio, y'all say, Hey, John, my minute, Hey, time.
Speaker 19 (28:28):
Of the.
Speaker 9 (28:33):
Who was singing ying Yang ying yang y Yeah? That
was that French Muslim fellow.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
This going up next? I can't make decisions or a fist.
Speaker 9 (28:44):
Can you?
Speaker 12 (28:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Arcnna, we'll find out next. Good morning, The Big Show
(29:14):
is on the radio.
Speaker 9 (29:16):
What are you leaving?
Speaker 11 (29:17):
John?
Speaker 2 (29:17):
You know, don't you try to change the subject.
Speaker 19 (29:19):
I heard you Big Show Grill guys are out there
cooking the.
Speaker 4 (29:23):
John boy far better than that.
Speaker 9 (29:27):
He's got this long keep asking you that.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Coming in the door.
Speaker 19 (29:33):
He's been out in the parking lot with carl Cook,
so Dave over here, who runs the morning show here,
and Charlotte says, Johnny, would you like for me to
close this door or do you want me to leave
it open for the guys in the parking lot? He said,
I don't know. I can't make decisions about the door closing.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
And you want to be our sheets letter.
Speaker 4 (29:56):
This is why I know my job is secure.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
Once again, I'm.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Trying to put this time management idea out there front.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
If y'all could grasp me.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
You don't see the vision, don't take your time up
with little things like closing the door or not, you know,
going down the hall, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
I might go in, but the.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
Park shops are not ready and heat, you know, excuse me,
the typical business stuff, Jackie.
Speaker 4 (30:22):
Well, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
I can't make decisions, Jackie.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
Going going Berry's office and in the top right hand
drawer there's a hammer.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
Don't get it and bring it to me.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Save Tayler's watches my management style, and he just wants
to beat me up.
Speaker 5 (30:38):
Saves the rest of us a lot of.
Speaker 7 (30:41):
It takes a whole lot longer for you to say
I don't know. I can't make decisions. Then it would
for you to go yes.
Speaker 12 (30:48):
Or no or no.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
I just can't make snap decisions that affect other people.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
Oh that's right. He has to do the any meaning.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
And that could take you.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
It's a door they can open it again, all right,
but uh no, no, say you got condenttraight right here.
Speaker 13 (31:04):
This is it.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
This is what we get up for. This is why
we're here, this big show right here.
Speaker 5 (31:08):
Say we've blown all that time that you say.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
It's this coaties put on listen like this.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
It is a cool leather Dusker.
Speaker 4 (31:17):
That's a timberlind Johnny is it? Yes, Herbert, that's the
name brand.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
Jackie, I know is the type idiot? Okay, me and Jackie.
Speaker 12 (31:27):
Don't.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
I'm just making up for you.
Speaker 9 (31:30):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
Oh boy, somebody left to somebody else.
Speaker 5 (31:34):
It couldn't make a decision.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
No, I got four or five years ago a boy
out on the farm came across and left it in
the truck.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
A good deal. No, you got a good deal. Yeah,
I did pay for this matter of fact, I just
remember it. No, it was like a deal. It was
only like one hundred and fifty bucks.
Speaker 4 (31:51):
Oh, this was one of Jackie's people.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Yes, it was were you get the car washed, and
it had these speakers that were from the factory.
Speaker 4 (31:58):
In my world, it fell off the truck.
Speaker 7 (32:00):
And by the way, attention police officer. If you want
to catch the crooks are selling the stolen stuff, go
to the car wash.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Have you never noticed that?
Speaker 1 (32:09):
Now?
Speaker 7 (32:09):
I mean the nice car washes where they drive you
car through. I'm talking about the ones with the wand
one you take the four wheel. If you're wanting to
buy some stolen property, just go to the car wash.
You can't be there more than five minutes before somebody
ask if you want to buy a wristwatch or you know,
a VCR.
Speaker 5 (32:25):
This has been another big show shopping tip.
Speaker 11 (32:28):
You know.
Speaker 12 (32:30):
Right?
Speaker 3 (32:31):
What what other stuff did they have?
Speaker 4 (32:34):
I got it out in the car beautiful.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Give morning the big shows? Y Hey Patrick, Patrick, hempany
this morning? Uh you better straighten up. Ike's coming in
next we go Axe Ike?
Speaker 2 (32:51):
Yeah, don't you like it?
Speaker 12 (32:53):
Next?
Speaker 2 (33:16):
Good morning to pick show. It's on the radio.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
Yalla villas a gang, Patrick, our number one fan in
the studio. Okay, we are going through a series of
our axe ikes. All right, we premiered it last Saturday morning.
I'm sure you heard that. Patrick, Well the number two.
Speaker 9 (33:36):
This is it, yo, what's up?
Speaker 3 (33:39):
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Speaker 2 (33:43):
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Speaker 20 (33:47):
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Speaker 21 (33:57):
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Speaker 3 (33:59):
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Speaker 6 (34:05):
That's right, freaks, don't spend another baring not in your
crib watching dirty movies on DVD in spank revision, I
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Speaker 21 (34:15):
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your new Chucks and come on down Blurnmackson News Sound System,
r DJ doctor l O Cool Cooter, O'll be spending
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Speaker 16 (34:35):
Get on now, with your bad self to the sounds
of gangsters like Pushwick Meal and Diddley Eskimo Skank and
our house bad fat boy Patrick and the garbage men.
Speaker 9 (34:48):
Don't be heating.
Speaker 6 (34:49):
Get the gy writing on our old fashioned light of
disco dance floor.
Speaker 21 (34:53):
It's the bomb yo, be getting jiggy with it, busting
the move and dropping it like it's hot in the time.
Speaker 6 (35:01):
A dog forget Buotamus Maximus contest on the first Monday
every month.
Speaker 3 (35:06):
Tell him about a car.
Speaker 21 (35:07):
All right, then, iffen, your baby got back some junk
in or drunk or just a big old but duncle dunk,
go yours. Jordan and her ghetto fing on in air,
throw down her booty popping skills, and if in her
milkshake brings all the board to the yard, you might
just go home with one hundred dollars grand prize word
(35:28):
on the.
Speaker 9 (35:29):
Cash equivalent your food stamps.
Speaker 19 (35:31):
Can you digg it?
Speaker 3 (35:33):
I knew you could.
Speaker 6 (35:34):
And when you and your peeps need a freak from
getting your swazie on, billy up to the bar for
your favorite crunk juice made with real crunk that.
Speaker 21 (35:42):
Stopped by that snack bottler for an ie. What long
snoop chili dog and a refreshing coolio aid. Get it.
Speaker 3 (35:52):
So get your representing, y'all, Calm down.
Speaker 6 (35:55):
To the grand opening of I could cost keviny and
I bring cats a little funk and pimp Shak this
Monday night. Take Kanye West to keenan ivory waste, I
take a Leftie to the I could cause emany and
ivory Castle of Funk at pimp Shack in the Old
Nervous Hospital, mills burgs Knewest Disco. Help if mills Bugs
owning disco.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
You heard our shit on my nizzo all I like
the way he talked. Good morning. The Big show is
(36:45):
on the radio.
Speaker 5 (36:49):
Welcome to John Boy and Bill a Playhouse. Today's episode
the First Thanksgiving. Our story opens in November of sixteen twenty.
After a grueling two months journey through treacherous seas, the
Mayflower is approaching the shores of the New World.
Speaker 22 (37:06):
Lt Ho at last, a refugee where we can practice
our religion with our fear of prosecution.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
Let's go ashore and get the lay of the land.
Speaker 22 (37:15):
Cabin Boy, wish you please hand me my big black
hat and the shiny buckle on it.
Speaker 5 (37:21):
You know I've been thinking, art thou shore, it was
our religious beliefs we were being persecuted for. Of course,
why I was thinking it might be something else, like
what like the fact that we wear big black hats
with shiny buckles on them.
Speaker 22 (37:38):
H don't be ridiculous. How are there, Captain dab Yo
pull over next to that big rock that looks like
a plymouth?
Speaker 9 (37:50):
Aye? Aye, sir.
Speaker 5 (37:51):
The colonists go ashore and survey the terrains.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
What thankst thou mister standish.
Speaker 5 (37:58):
Well, it's a rather bar landscape with poor soil and
harsh winters, and it would appear to offer very little
chance of survival.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
Yes, it's perfect, isn't it, sir?
Speaker 3 (38:10):
The leader of the native people have come to speak
with thee.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
My God, my good man. What is thou name?
Speaker 3 (38:21):
Squantough?
Speaker 2 (38:23):
Oh yeah, well same to you, buddy, Take a chill
pill chief. That's my name, Squantough honwsa. What does it mean?
Speaker 18 (38:32):
Well, you see, people have a tradition when a child
is born, the father walks out of his tent and
names the child after the first thing he sees. If
he sees a rushing river, he names the kid rushing river.
If he sees a deer running, he names the child
running deer.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
So what is squanto?
Speaker 18 (38:48):
Well, that is what my father stepped in when he
walked out of the tent. Unfortunate buttrou I have brought
my son with me. He will help you set up
a camp. Two dogs humping, come over here, help our
no friends with their belongings.
Speaker 22 (39:07):
Our hospitality overwhelms may swantoe.
Speaker 18 (39:13):
I know, it just rolls off the thun doesn't. At
least that's what my dad said. Listen, you will need
food if you are surveying this land. Come on, We're
gonna prepare a meal of corn and beans. That's what
that smell is. Then we will help you build a
shelter against the coming winter.
Speaker 5 (39:32):
The colonists endure a harsh and punishing winter in the
New World.
Speaker 3 (39:37):
Man, what a harsh and punishing winter, you know who?
Speaker 22 (39:43):
It was even worse than the weather, being cooped up
in a small space with a bunch of people that
eat a lot of corn and beans.
Speaker 3 (39:51):
Pilgrims.
Speaker 22 (39:52):
Hello again, Squanto, See how'd you hold up over the
winter there? Well, starving and disease have wiped out of
our people. Were thousands of miles from our homeland. And
we still have no clue. House too, will survive in
this hostile environment.
Speaker 3 (40:09):
This calls for a celebration.
Speaker 5 (40:13):
The colonists and their Native American neighbors prepare a huge banquet.
Speaker 3 (40:18):
Great thread, he Captain Dublin.
Speaker 9 (40:20):
Yeah, who's that little girl in the beat?
Speaker 3 (40:23):
That skirt over there? That's a daughter smailing faun.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
You know, if I want about ten years younger, I
might have to take us out after her.
Speaker 22 (40:34):
Well, gentlemen, you have endured a terrible ordeal at great costs.
But without the General rostev Squanteau and his people, he
would never have Subbut what should have we do to
repay the debt we owe to them?
Speaker 2 (40:47):
Say? Have you been drinking?
Speaker 15 (40:50):
I know?
Speaker 5 (40:51):
Why don't we take that land away and wipe out
all traces of that culture?
Speaker 2 (40:56):
Excellent idea.
Speaker 22 (40:57):
Let's take the week in off and just started on
that first time Monday morning, Captain, could I passed the stuffing?
Speaker 5 (41:09):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse much better?
June again next time? When will hear Captain dubbsay.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
Squad touse, squad to squawk, see squad, Hey, two dogs humping,
go overre and get you Daddy coome on to the
big shows on the radio. Welcome to our three of
our Thanksgiving holiday weekend.
Speaker 2 (41:38):
Am I doing good? Looks like a chilled out a
little business.
Speaker 1 (41:41):
We first gathered this morning, a stress of the holiday season,
reaching trying to reach toward Pillars House with us? Is
his sister in law? Yes, that's a law dating a
French Muslim.
Speaker 4 (41:57):
He must be the only one.
Speaker 2 (41:59):
That's like something.
Speaker 5 (42:00):
Then you would have on whose line?
Speaker 12 (42:01):
Is it?
Speaker 5 (42:01):
Anyway? It all out the scenario.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
Oh oh, we're laughing with you, you're laughing near us.
Speaker 3 (42:13):
It's bad enough. I got to put up with her.
Speaker 6 (42:14):
I feel like Gregory Peck and Moby Dick every time
I see her coming up the driveway.
Speaker 3 (42:19):
Terminable, quite a wad. For hate's sake, I spit my
last breath of things.
Speaker 6 (42:29):
I can just see me getting accidentally tangled up with
her and falling into the hot tub, and just keep
every time I roll over, that arm keeps swinging.
Speaker 2 (42:36):
Look, he beckons to us for help.
Speaker 5 (42:40):
For hate's sake, I spit my last breath. Isn't that
con from wrath of Coon?
Speaker 1 (42:43):
No, it's actually Moby Dick, and he took it from
So is that what Moby Dick really said.
Speaker 2 (42:50):
No, Moby Dixon.
Speaker 3 (42:55):
She sounds like in the hot tub.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
Oh yeah, he was a.
Speaker 6 (42:59):
Whale, right, yeah, alright, captain captain ahab, what's the trown?
Speaker 2 (43:06):
Alright, that's funny stuff. I don't care who you all
right there?
Speaker 1 (43:09):
Uh? People we like seg when I say it's coming
up next here on the show, had been mister Huey
Lewis stopping by on the way the airport when it
was in town.
Speaker 2 (43:17):
Good, we'll talk to Hughey Lewis next.
Good morning, everybody. Happy Thanksgiving weekend. It's a new world record.
We've been in the building less than two minutes and
we're already at each other's rooms.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
It's the holidays. Shut your whole four.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Yes, it's the most wonderful time of the ying dog.
I need some ding dogs, ding do.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Let me write that down.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
We've got another record.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Why don't you roll your ding dogs into a little
ball and crown.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
All right, I'll kill y'all.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
It's the most wonderful time of the with celebrations and
at the vacations and of good cheer.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
We ain't got no ding dog.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
But there's a whole hole right behind you. Killers, he shuts.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
We have ruined a perfectly good black woman.
Speaker 5 (01:04):
Pillars is a black.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Woman, David up Fillers.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Let me guess, Pilers, you got family on the farm.
It's it's getting close.
Speaker 6 (01:20):
I've already had to throw the grits against the wall
to keep the sister in laws guts. Keep that sister
in law's French Muslim boyfriends.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Will come to town.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
French Muslim.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
But it can't get no worse.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
The ain't get no worse for a heel.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
This is pillars sister, not mad now as I hate
her enough, she got to bring a French Muslim.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
You might be doing it just to take you off.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Oh you think, oh man, well Christmas is coming and
then Muslim celebrate Christmas.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Probably not.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Got that what you call ramaalam ding thing going on?
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Yeah, oh yeah, they probably they probably do celebrate. I
mean some I'm not talking about ah, and we say Muslims.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
It's kind of like a big show intoqutries.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
No, it's not, it is.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
That's exactly what it is.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Was the original king of isn't either guy tried to
fly too close to the sun.
Speaker 7 (02:19):
It's a totally derogatory term that came up accidentally one day.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Well Mario, when Mario was living here, uh he uh,
he was quizzing my boys when he drove carpool one afternoon.
A Maro decides, you know, he gonna learn what the
boys are learning in school. And this was and this
was how many years what were they seventh, eighth? Yeah,
and Mary was doing just a little pop questions from
(02:43):
drives each here and say, y'all know which country got
the most Muslims?
Speaker 4 (02:47):
And I believe that'd be Muslimia.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
So so that's just what we call it another one
in men's ideals, that that we do just for our
pure amusement.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
You know, it's not all about y'all need something for us?
All right?
Speaker 8 (03:06):
Wait away, happy holidays, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
To big shows on the radio. Heavy Thanksgiving weekend. Let's
go back we live Thanksgiving moment. This is the place Cadbury.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Let's go.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Why are we doing this again? Sir well?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
I thought that by giving one of our listeners the
opportunity to have me over for Thanksgiving.
Speaker 9 (03:48):
Dinner would be good.
Speaker 6 (03:49):
Pr I see, so your family is out of town
then has nothing in the fridge, bingo.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Good plans.
Speaker 9 (03:56):
At least you don't have to cook, and thankfully.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Neither do you.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
That breakfast you prepared has left my nuds in a
tumult spicy pork, brains and eggs are in a quired taste.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Eh. And who are these people again?
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Let's see, mister and missus kletus clump. Now, just do
me a favoring. Don't cause any trouble at least until
I finished eating simple.
Speaker 9 (04:22):
Meal with an average American family.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
What could go wrong?
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (04:29):
Look at you, john boy, John boy, John boy.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
You're adorable. Look at those boyish apple cheeks.
Speaker 6 (04:37):
I'm Catberry, madam, mister busman servant.
Speaker 9 (04:41):
I'm John Boy, but you're right. I am adorable and
you must be missus Clump. You could just call me mama.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Pardon me, mama?
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Could you let go of my cheek? Now?
Speaker 9 (04:51):
Oh, come here, come in my precious angels.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Yo, just in time.
Speaker 9 (04:56):
We're just sitting down to eat.
Speaker 11 (04:58):
Hey, who the hell comes ringing the dog bell on
Thanksgiving Day?
Speaker 10 (05:02):
Hey, mister clumb, white boys hit the deck woman. It's
a home invasion, so clearas we go, nine away. This
is John Boy and Cad Barrett. These boys are our guests,
Yohn Boy from the radio.
Speaker 6 (05:18):
Yes, sir, the Hoggy's got a damn butler and he's
got to come by and move your.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Meat off the working Man.
Speaker 11 (05:23):
I ended a contest on the Big Show and I won,
so I got to have them over for Thanksgiving. Wait wait, wait,
wait a minute, let me get this straight. You won,
but they get to eat for free? What the hell
contest to say?
Speaker 12 (05:36):
Clump?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
You behave John Boy is our guess.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Look why why can't you.
Speaker 11 (05:40):
Listen to one of them skinny little gay fellows on
the low end of the die. Look at the size
of these two mules. Damn, hey, where Billy did you
eat them on the way over? I forget about the leftovers?
Lead us Well, perhaps we've come into bad time. Yeah,
mama clump, maybe we better go. No, now, don't you
mind kleads. You boys sit down and I'll fix you.
Speaker 6 (06:00):
A nice big plate of hope, mate, thanksgiving deliciousness.
Speaker 9 (06:04):
Well, if your sure's no trouble?
Speaker 10 (06:06):
Ooh, how could you ever beat trouble?
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Let me count the ways, madam. Just don't expect any
damn doggie bags? Am I too?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Or eight?
Speaker 6 (06:18):
Or then cray us eat it all? Well, looks like
we have enough aft all. Now we got two tough
old birds at the table. I'd like to throw hot
grease on you here, god, old fool, I'm strapped. I
got my rais on me. I'll cut you into cat
fifth bait.
Speaker 9 (06:34):
You know what. We'll just pick something up on the
way home. Yeah, certainly so.
Speaker 6 (06:38):
Some of those petrol station sandwiches should suffice nonsense.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Here you go eat up now?
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Oh, looking thief too fine?
Speaker 6 (06:48):
Oh, young man caught me in a mine A couple
of a lumberjack.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
You boy, bring any wood this day? Ain't just let
them eat so they can get the hell out of here.
I plan on so on a few lugs my.
Speaker 6 (07:00):
Own later on, and I don't need Homo and Jeff
throw hogging the cat.
Speaker 9 (07:04):
Oh did he just called me a homo?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Easy?
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Big and just eat your cranberries? Yeah, fruit for fruity
now I'll see Yeah. Oh, how is everything just awesome?
Positively scrumptious? Madam grumptious?
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Who are you, Willie Walker? It's damn god woman.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
And there's the seal of approval?
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Lead us ibout to call my name?
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Yeah, your name is.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
A disgusting habit. Who should be more respectful of your families?
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Huh?
Speaker 6 (07:35):
He can't help it. Clearus is so full of it.
If he didn't do that, he'd explode. Thank you, Cadbury, cletus,
You act like a gentleman. He he ain't looking here,
mister nanny. This is my house, and in my house.
Speaker 9 (07:49):
Is how a real man says thank you? Really be cool?
I'm almost done with my pie.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Don't wear is hun?
Speaker 6 (07:55):
I think I understand our hourst Now they suggest you
take what your special breakfast has kicked in at the
most opportune time. You don't mean you've been one son?
Oh live a rotchet. How of your people say thank you?
I dare say, ain't nothing as feebly as you? For example, Sah,
(08:18):
that's good, but not as good as this, bravosa. I
should never have held back. Wow, like somebody burnt the collar.
Green tat that right back at you.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Mama.
Speaker 6 (08:40):
Mama helped me open the windows. Too late for that
abandoned ship. Oh lord, I can't breathe. Come out, ladies.
I think the golden growl is open my dream? What
about your friend.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Bring it?
Speaker 9 (09:00):
I think it's too late.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
It'sself already.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Jack I'm trying to find a perfect question from my
IF book. I get finding. Okay, just this one. I'm
just landing on this one. If you were to have
only one of the prime virtues, which one would you
want to possess?
Speaker 3 (09:23):
She didn't know what any of them are?
Speaker 6 (09:25):
How could you move on to another question that she
made be better verse to answering?
Speaker 5 (09:31):
Hey, it's culturally biased.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
I oh, but I'm gonna let y'all look again.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
That was a trick question for Jane.
Speaker 7 (09:44):
Why because he doesn't know?
Speaker 5 (09:50):
Later, Jackie one sleepy, sneezy, grumpy. That's the Dwarves'.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Hango.
Speaker 13 (09:59):
Another woodrow Boodroaw Playhouse is coming up next. Good morning
(10:19):
to make show.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
He's on the radio, you know, like faith, Oh, Cherity,
just time, Meller.
Speaker 14 (10:25):
Cherry, Tiffany, Bubbles, Lexis, Mercedes, honesty and speaking.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Right, we'll work on that right now, it's time.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode last
of the Red Hot Cajuns. As our story opens, Justin
LeBlanc visits the home of his best friend Woodrow. Oh Boudreaux,
Hey Boudreaux, where you're all at?
Speaker 12 (11:05):
Well?
Speaker 9 (11:05):
Now look what the cat dog in old juice stand?
Speaker 6 (11:08):
Look blank big life man twice in long I there, Elizabeth,
as usual, you're looking fine as frog had split three ways.
Speaker 5 (11:16):
You can knock off all that sweet talk.
Speaker 15 (11:18):
Jockas already got one worthless kids and learning around here,
I surey looking for another one.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Well, now, excuse me for being fun of the joy
of living.
Speaker 5 (11:29):
You for something that for sure?
Speaker 9 (11:32):
Hey man, how was your tripping New Orleans?
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Went right?
Speaker 11 (11:34):
Good?
Speaker 3 (11:35):
My friend?
Speaker 5 (11:36):
How come you went to New Orleans?
Speaker 3 (11:37):
Boss Man sent me down there to pick up some
new equipment.
Speaker 6 (11:40):
Hey, Boudreaux, I met me a wild second woman while
I was down there. That right, we I got to
town about eight o'clock PM. After I check into the motel,
I went down to this nightclub on Bourbon Street and
had me some of that fine Cajon whiskey by mister
Jacques Danniet. So I'm sitting there talking to the bartender
when there's fine look on woman.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Girl come and say, raight down beside me.
Speaker 9 (12:02):
She did on purpose, sweet.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
She said, you one of them Caju man, ain't you?
I said, we.
Speaker 6 (12:09):
My family is four blead cajun as long as they've
been around. She said, I hear cajamin. There's a ball
of fire when it comes to romance. I say, you
got that right. It ain't nothing for a Caju man
to ride that space mountain tree or two times in
one night.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
And she said, well, then took me straight to Didney World,
big boy.
Speaker 9 (12:30):
Oh come on, Ain't no woman said that to you.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Sure didn't hush Leizabeth. So they will happen. But the
same hell do you take happen?
Speaker 6 (12:38):
Me and her We slide off back to the motel
and we get all hot and bobbled. I ain't no
emmy went up, But that girl said, juice done. I
never know the man like you before.
Speaker 15 (12:51):
Ah, just starting to sound like one of them them
science fiction story to me, you have right, and she was.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
A big girl. It was pope, So I said, hold on, Dollard,
the show ain't over yet. Let me take her for
about thirty minutes and we'll pull the cutain on act too.
Speaker 6 (13:14):
Slide that chair beside the bed here, set yourself down,
and I take both your hands and clap them onto
my ears and just hold on just like that while
I'm napping your ears.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
You hurt me.
Speaker 6 (13:27):
So I sleep for about thirty minutes. She waked me
up and we go again. That girl, she said, ooh,
you's done. That was even better than the second time.
I said, share you think that one was good? Let
me nap again for about one hour and I'll give
you a story you can tell about for the rest
of your life. So I make her sit on the
bed and hold on to my ears again. She waked
me up in one hour later. It's chapter three or Paradise.
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Caj just done that girl, she.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
Said, hard old might as you stand, that was the
best one yet.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Wheez like you had a wild time. Hey, hold on
me on.
Speaker 5 (14:00):
You a question, how come you made this girl sit there?
And hold on to your ears while you were napping.
Speaker 6 (14:05):
Of course, the last time I hooked up with a
wild gun in Orleans, as soon as I went to sleep,
she stole my wallet.
Speaker 5 (14:17):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 16 (14:20):
Kind of kind.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
No one took my kid did.
Speaker 17 (14:21):
Look at this?
Speaker 5 (14:22):
Cover you again next time where the christial old bourbon
street bartenders say.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Hey, big man, let me hold the dollar.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Come on to the big shows on the radio, all
right now? Continuous uh seial bit is.
Speaker 5 (14:37):
What we call them, because a lot of people eat
cereal while and these are like in a row as well.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
It works out all the way around. Reverend Billy Ray Collins,
it's his time's up next. Good morning, a big shows
(15:05):
on a radio. Let's welcome Reverend.
Speaker 12 (15:07):
Billy Ray Boildod morning nerd, John Boy and Billy, and
good morning to all our beloved friends out they're in
radio land.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
But here's a Reverend.
Speaker 12 (15:16):
Billy Ray Collins from the Sword of Joshua, Independent full
Gospel Pennicostal Assembly just off State Road twenty three on
the Frontage Road. Well friends, The orgyistic, fourth quarter, Frenzy,
naked consumerism, and chronic alcoholism is upon us once again. Yes,
(15:39):
it's Christmas time when we all come together as one
to kick the Lord Jesus to the curb and replace
him with jolly old Satan claws sliding down the hill
on the back of electric razors. Of course, that's just
the world we're living in today. Friends mentioned the name
(16:01):
of the Lord on what's supposed to be his birthday.
Why we can't have Ana Lorna Martha, some thin skinned
atheist type might get his feelings, hurts. We gotta be
broad minded and inclusive. And if that means kicking Gentle Jesus,
sweet and mild out of the manger to make room
(16:22):
for a new Xbox, well, as the fan goes, you
will have that on.
Speaker 5 (16:27):
You be yall.
Speaker 12 (16:29):
And we always see the atheists put up an anti
Christmas billboarder twelve this time of year with an uplifting
message like God is a myth. Christmas is for everybody.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Yay, you know for a.
Speaker 12 (16:44):
Bunch you don't believe in the Lord. Y'all atheists sure
are hot to get in on his birthday party, ain't you.
That's what you get for signing up for a religion,
and it ain't got no holidays. Yeah, I know, right
about now, some of y'all are out there saying, yeah,
you tell them preach, give them hell bound centers to
what fairer We need to get back to the true
(17:05):
meaning of Christmas. And of course you're absolutely right. However,
keep in mind that for most folks, getting in the
Christmas spirit means turning your car radio to the station
that starts playing Crust to the Storeman twenty four to
seven on the day after Halloween. Oh, you think the
(17:25):
Birth of the Lord is a fine thing when you're
looking for a good deal on a fat screen TV
so you can watch the gimp that stole Christmas all
but the rest of the year. The only time you
gotta heart the heart with somebody named Jesus lined up
is when the Mexican yard man misses a spot out
by the water meters. That's right, I'm talking to the successful,
(17:48):
high minded church people here too. This morning, honey, the
Lord didn't come down from heaven, so you could have
a Lexus December to remember. Aim to open the door
to salvation for a bunch of ungrateful knotheads that live
like you don't exist. Three hundred and sixty four days
out of the year. Oh okay, preacher, if you're so smart,
(18:12):
what should we do to fix all the mess that's
going on? Well, the Bible says, and I quote, my
help comes from the Lord who made heaven and earth.
And trust me y'all. That strategy works a whole lot
better than getting indignant when some wormy looking white bull
with dreadlock says happy Holidays instead of Merry Christmas when
(18:36):
he's hand you a gluten three half calf locking. That's
the storm us. And now I will attempt to downshift
my rhetorical gears for a special Christmas activity note like
to invite whosoever will come on out for our annual
Sword of Joshua Old Time at Christmas celebration. We'll have
(18:59):
a live activity seen in the parking lot with the
critters provided by the good folks at Pets and Things
in the Brushywood Outlet Mall. Then head on in the
family Activity center for our annual holiday pageant slash object
lesson walking in a Worldly Wonderland. The Sword of Joshua
(19:20):
Youth Choir Or performed their rib tickling roundup of broad
minded and all inclusive holiday favorites like Joy Too at
most thirty percent of the world. Good Facebook, friends, Rejoice angels.
We only thought we heard a high Grandma got runned
(19:41):
over by an intolerant religious secretarian, and of course it's
beginning to look a lot like coincidence. I'll wrap up
all the festivities with a soldier income to Jesus message
designed to edify the faithful and put brown in the
breeches of the unknit Fai come be with us nightly
(20:02):
at six o'clock PM now through Christmas. That the halls
with bowls of holiness at the Sword of Joshua, Independent
Full Gospel pennecost Assembly just off State Road twenty three
on the Friday Road. That there's a Reverend Billy rack
Collins reminding you it's time to turn so you don't
(20:22):
burn Yon boyn Villy.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
You'll have a merry Christmas. Come on it to make
(20:45):
sure a song your radio. One of my buds avd
Lana got a special thanks having song.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
We're here every year. You ready for you. I'm a hale.
Speaker 17 (21:03):
Gobble gobble chat chat Mamok's tired, Grandma's fat gobble gobble
drank drinking Uncle Jim heaves in the kitchen a second
Thanksgiving of my house.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Everybody's got babies but me.
Speaker 9 (21:20):
Thanksgiving of my house.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
It's just the way it was meant to be.
Speaker 9 (21:27):
A home.
Speaker 17 (21:30):
Gobble gobble of course, haven't seen Dad since the divorced.
Goble gobble stuff stuff, A forty pound turkey's more than nothing.
Thanksgiving to my house.
Speaker 9 (21:43):
Everybody's making more money than me.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Thanksgiving to my house. I don't want to beat here,
can't wait to leave.
Speaker 12 (21:53):
A hole.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
It used to be so much fun.
Speaker 17 (21:59):
Remember Thanksgiving when you were young, and we'll cook again.
Speaker 9 (22:03):
You'll see when you start show wrong family a god
gob smash smash my girlfriend.
Speaker 17 (22:12):
Thanks my family is trash job godble talk talking.
Speaker 9 (22:17):
Why aren't you married?
Speaker 2 (22:18):
They're gonna take a walk.
Speaker 17 (22:20):
Thanksgiving to my house. A couple more rounds then and
I'll be free. Thanksgiving my house. This is the wind
was man to be. Thanksgiving to my house. Everybody's got
this bead with me. Thanksgiving to my house, Thanksgiving my house.
(22:40):
Hair A Thanksgiving to my house. A Thanksgiving that man.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Good morning, and the big show is on the radio.
Holiday weekend. Happy Thanksgiving. Everybody head towards Christmas time. Uh,
we're still talking about what we're gonna be show Christmas
party this year. That's right, am, I just gonna save
the money and do it on something else.
Speaker 7 (23:04):
I wonder who came up with it. Let's just save
the money and spend it on something else idea.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
I don't know whoever did is a Jesus.
Speaker 5 (23:14):
I'm still not sure about this Christmas fort I've never
heard of that.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
We're gonna revert back to our childhoods this Christmas.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
All right, it's gonna be the best Christmas ever. Billy
almost bought it, the Big Show Christmas Party. I guess
we're gonna look back at a one we had in
the pass.
Speaker 12 (23:37):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
I don't know what the hell I can do about it.
(24:01):
Good morning, The Big Show is on the radio. Happy
Thanksgiving weekend, everybody. Here's one thing about this, yea, I
love We'll get to go back experience things we've been
through before, like the old proverbial traveling time caps.
Speaker 4 (24:12):
So yeah, I told you this is a good show.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
You should listen more. Thanks change the more they stay
the same.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Let's go back to last year, all right, now, yes,
take us back there.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
They we're lessening a week away from Christmas. If I
got a Christmas spirits, so Far. I wish you knock
it off for.
Speaker 4 (24:31):
Our big company Christmas party is tonight.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
Well y'all have all right?
Speaker 7 (24:36):
Yeah, I've already offered pillars out in the babysit for
some of the staff because I know he's not coming.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
We packed Randy's fifties diner in his basement out during
these holiday get togethers.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
And about this time of year, every year, I keep
thinking what was I think?
Speaker 9 (24:54):
Why would I do this?
Speaker 7 (24:55):
Every year the Christmas Christmas party at my house ends
with somebody bleeding. No really, Rayfern fell down the hill
in my backyard.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
He didn't bleed, he just got muddy.
Speaker 9 (25:08):
I told him.
Speaker 7 (25:09):
He bled, He scarred his I mean his elbow and bled.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
But the muddy fell down in was the same color
as duty.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
So Rafer's been gone like for about fifteen minutes, and
I tell him, well, just go out about back.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
He was the bathroom out there. It's too crowded. Yeah,
he fell down.
Speaker 4 (25:23):
It looked like he had well, as I was saying,
goes crapped and fell back in colors.
Speaker 5 (25:27):
You need any help with that, baby said anything?
Speaker 9 (25:29):
That swing by my legs gone tired.
Speaker 7 (25:32):
And then and then the year before last it was
John Book because the house. I've only had this diner
three years.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
This is the third christ Yeah, and I'm still an
out standing lawsuit.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
I don't know if you want to discuss this.
Speaker 7 (25:42):
And yeah, no, it's okay because my warrior thinks I
got a good chance of getting all of your money
this way. I've got these little benches on the back
patio one.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Then little you know them little girly benches that you know,
you really can't sit down on. So they're just they
they're made of steel. Yeah, you know, they're steel. Actually
they're would there would and steel.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Well, the steel was what cut me on my leg.
Speaker 4 (26:04):
Yeah, somehow he cut the calf of his leg and
trailed blood.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
All over the place.
Speaker 5 (26:11):
It was like oj going home from Nicholell.
Speaker 7 (26:15):
And at some point somebody finally went, man, you're bleeding.
He went really, he didn't even know. And then last year, oh, Alan,
somebody brought a guy that wasn't invited. And so we're
clearing out the house around two in the morning, because
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that's when John Boy finally decides, you.
Speaker 4 (26:39):
Know, I'm tired, I'm gonna go home. Thanks.
Speaker 7 (26:42):
Sorry, you know, we we were playing on going to bed,
so you could do that. But so I go up
to turn off all the lights. I mean, we're actually
doing the sweep of glasses, picking up, throwing people out
of the house.
Speaker 4 (26:52):
Everybody's gone.
Speaker 7 (26:54):
We find a guy laying on the floor in a
pool of his own blood in our den. He had
hit it had fallen and hit his head. But not
in the den where he was collapsed. It happened somewhere
else in the house. You know how we know because
once again there's a trail of blood all over the house.
I mean, now it goes from the bathroom. We figured
(27:16):
it must have happened.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
He wasn't he was supposed to be upstairs. No nobody
in Randy's house.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Yeah, so how long did it take you to find
William Holden's body?
Speaker 7 (27:25):
Really, we figured it must have happened in the bathroom,
but the trail leads. I mean, there was blood in
the garage, like he went out to check out the
cars while he was bleeding.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
I'd have taken my shoes off and rubbed him on
my head and put him back on, just walked all over.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
And I couldn't wake him up.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
He was so drumb.
Speaker 4 (27:41):
Man, get him out?
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Is this the way it's gonna be again.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
We're gonna have to listen to you to wine about
the last party for a year until you have another
one play.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
Probably, yeah, probably, I know it is.
Speaker 5 (27:48):
Anybody gonna bleed more than what.
Speaker 18 (27:51):
A right?
Speaker 1 (27:52):
So billers, what time y'allt me to meet y'all? Hey,
that suits me, pow because you can ride with me
and Eddie was about.
Speaker 7 (28:00):
Sixty percent of the one hundred and ten people on
the guest list coming with John Boy.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
All right, let's see our goal today is Randy's bitter
attitude for this holiday season.
Speaker 11 (28:11):
All right?
Speaker 3 (28:11):
I see, Yogi's not going spank, He's not going rash.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
I'm not going That's a good start.
Speaker 3 (28:16):
I mean he's already on your body.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Bess. On the radio, y'all say, Hey, John, my minute, Hey, time.
Speaker 19 (28:28):
Of the.
Speaker 9 (28:33):
Who was singing ying Yang ying yang y Yeah? That
was that French Muslim fellow.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
This going up next? I can't make decisions or a fist.
Speaker 9 (28:44):
Can you?
Speaker 12 (28:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Arcnna, we'll find out next. Good morning, The Big Show
(29:14):
is on the radio.
Speaker 9 (29:16):
What are you leaving?
Speaker 11 (29:17):
John?
Speaker 2 (29:17):
You know, don't you try to change the subject.
Speaker 19 (29:19):
I heard you Big Show Grill guys are out there
cooking the.
Speaker 4 (29:23):
John boy far better than that.
Speaker 9 (29:27):
He's got this long keep asking you that.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Coming in the door.
Speaker 19 (29:33):
He's been out in the parking lot with carl Cook,
so Dave over here, who runs the morning show here,
and Charlotte says, Johnny, would you like for me to
close this door or do you want me to leave
it open for the guys in the parking lot? He said,
I don't know. I can't make decisions about the door closing.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
And you want to be our sheets letter.
Speaker 4 (29:56):
This is why I know my job is secure.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
Once again, I'm.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Trying to put this time management idea out there front.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
If y'all could grasp me.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
You don't see the vision, don't take your time up
with little things like closing the door or not, you know,
going down the hall, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
I might go in, but the.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
Park shops are not ready and heat, you know, excuse me,
the typical business stuff, Jackie.
Speaker 4 (30:22):
Well, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
I can't make decisions, Jackie.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
Going going Berry's office and in the top right hand
drawer there's a hammer.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
Don't get it and bring it to me.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Save Tayler's watches my management style, and he just wants
to beat me up.
Speaker 5 (30:38):
Saves the rest of us a lot of.
Speaker 7 (30:41):
It takes a whole lot longer for you to say
I don't know. I can't make decisions. Then it would
for you to go yes.
Speaker 12 (30:48):
Or no or no.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
I just can't make snap decisions that affect other people.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
Oh that's right. He has to do the any meaning.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
And that could take you.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
It's a door they can open it again, all right,
but uh no, no, say you got condenttraight right here.
Speaker 13 (31:04):
This is it.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
This is what we get up for. This is why
we're here, this big show right here.
Speaker 5 (31:08):
Say we've blown all that time that you say.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
It's this coaties put on listen like this.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
It is a cool leather Dusker.
Speaker 4 (31:17):
That's a timberlind Johnny is it? Yes, Herbert, that's the
name brand.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
Jackie, I know is the type idiot? Okay, me and Jackie.
Speaker 12 (31:27):
Don't.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
I'm just making up for you.
Speaker 9 (31:30):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
Oh boy, somebody left to somebody else.
Speaker 5 (31:34):
It couldn't make a decision.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
No, I got four or five years ago a boy
out on the farm came across and left it in
the truck.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
A good deal. No, you got a good deal. Yeah,
I did pay for this matter of fact, I just
remember it. No, it was like a deal. It was
only like one hundred and fifty bucks.
Speaker 4 (31:51):
Oh, this was one of Jackie's people.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Yes, it was were you get the car washed, and
it had these speakers that were from the factory.
Speaker 4 (31:58):
In my world, it fell off the truck.
Speaker 7 (32:00):
And by the way, attention police officer. If you want
to catch the crooks are selling the stolen stuff, go
to the car wash.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Have you never noticed that?
Speaker 1 (32:09):
Now?
Speaker 7 (32:09):
I mean the nice car washes where they drive you
car through. I'm talking about the ones with the wand
one you take the four wheel. If you're wanting to
buy some stolen property, just go to the car wash.
You can't be there more than five minutes before somebody
ask if you want to buy a wristwatch or you know,
a VCR.
Speaker 5 (32:25):
This has been another big show shopping tip.
Speaker 11 (32:28):
You know.
Speaker 12 (32:30):
Right?
Speaker 3 (32:31):
What what other stuff did they have?
Speaker 4 (32:34):
I got it out in the car beautiful.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Give morning the big shows? Y Hey Patrick, Patrick, hempany
this morning? Uh you better straighten up. Ike's coming in
next we go Axe Ike?
Speaker 2 (32:51):
Yeah, don't you like it?
Speaker 12 (32:53):
Next?
Speaker 2 (33:16):
Good morning to pick show. It's on the radio.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
Yalla villas a gang, Patrick, our number one fan in
the studio. Okay, we are going through a series of
our axe ikes. All right, we premiered it last Saturday morning.
I'm sure you heard that. Patrick, Well the number two.
Speaker 9 (33:36):
This is it, yo, what's up?
Speaker 3 (33:39):
I can turner here with my new partner Carl Childers.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
Lady to mate, all you pimps and hose.
Speaker 20 (33:47):
And we want to advalue down for the grand opening
of I can Carl Ebony and Ivory Castular funk and
pimp Shack all new happening, Dad's glove you and a
heart of Millsburg.
Speaker 21 (33:57):
And they're never a cover charge.
Speaker 3 (33:59):
Eader, I'm off in the shizzle.
Speaker 6 (34:05):
That's right, freaks, don't spend another baring not in your
crib watching dirty movies on DVD in spank revision, I
can cause Ebony and Ivory Castler funking pipshak.
Speaker 21 (34:15):
Is him true that Hold on your fly threads and
your new Chucks and come on down Blurnmackson News Sound System,
r DJ doctor l O Cool Cooter, O'll be spending
the baits little cure everything from the worst case of
bucket favor dang near terminal belt with rhyme disease.
Speaker 16 (34:35):
Get on now, with your bad self to the sounds
of gangsters like Pushwick Meal and Diddley Eskimo Skank and
our house bad fat boy Patrick and the garbage men.
Speaker 9 (34:48):
Don't be heating.
Speaker 6 (34:49):
Get the gy writing on our old fashioned light of
disco dance floor.
Speaker 21 (34:53):
It's the bomb yo, be getting jiggy with it, busting
the move and dropping it like it's hot in the time.
Speaker 6 (35:01):
A dog forget Buotamus Maximus contest on the first Monday
every month.
Speaker 3 (35:06):
Tell him about a car.
Speaker 21 (35:07):
All right, then, iffen, your baby got back some junk
in or drunk or just a big old but duncle dunk,
go yours. Jordan and her ghetto fing on in air,
throw down her booty popping skills, and if in her
milkshake brings all the board to the yard, you might
just go home with one hundred dollars grand prize word
(35:28):
on the.
Speaker 9 (35:29):
Cash equivalent your food stamps.
Speaker 19 (35:31):
Can you digg it?
Speaker 3 (35:33):
I knew you could.
Speaker 6 (35:34):
And when you and your peeps need a freak from
getting your swazie on, billy up to the bar for
your favorite crunk juice made with real crunk that.
Speaker 21 (35:42):
Stopped by that snack bottler for an ie. What long
snoop chili dog and a refreshing coolio aid. Get it.
Speaker 3 (35:52):
So get your representing, y'all, Calm down.
Speaker 6 (35:55):
To the grand opening of I could cost keviny and
I bring cats a little funk and pimp Shak this
Monday night. Take Kanye West to keenan ivory waste, I
take a Leftie to the I could cause emany and
ivory Castle of Funk at pimp Shack in the Old
Nervous Hospital, mills burgs Knewest Disco. Help if mills Bugs
owning disco.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
You heard our shit on my nizzo all I like
the way he talked. Good morning. The Big show is
(36:45):
on the radio.
Speaker 5 (36:49):
Welcome to John Boy and Bill a Playhouse. Today's episode
the First Thanksgiving. Our story opens in November of sixteen twenty.
After a grueling two months journey through treacherous seas, the
Mayflower is approaching the shores of the New World.
Speaker 22 (37:06):
Lt Ho at last, a refugee where we can practice
our religion with our fear of prosecution.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
Let's go ashore and get the lay of the land.
Speaker 22 (37:15):
Cabin Boy, wish you please hand me my big black
hat and the shiny buckle on it.
Speaker 5 (37:21):
You know I've been thinking, art thou shore, it was
our religious beliefs we were being persecuted for. Of course,
why I was thinking it might be something else, like
what like the fact that we wear big black hats
with shiny buckles on them.
Speaker 22 (37:38):
H don't be ridiculous. How are there, Captain dab Yo
pull over next to that big rock that looks like
a plymouth?
Speaker 9 (37:50):
Aye? Aye, sir.
Speaker 5 (37:51):
The colonists go ashore and survey the terrains.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
What thankst thou mister standish.
Speaker 5 (37:58):
Well, it's a rather bar landscape with poor soil and
harsh winters, and it would appear to offer very little
chance of survival.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
Yes, it's perfect, isn't it, sir?
Speaker 3 (38:10):
The leader of the native people have come to speak
with thee.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
My God, my good man. What is thou name?
Speaker 3 (38:21):
Squantough?
Speaker 2 (38:23):
Oh yeah, well same to you, buddy, Take a chill
pill chief. That's my name, Squantough honwsa. What does it mean?
Speaker 18 (38:32):
Well, you see, people have a tradition when a child
is born, the father walks out of his tent and
names the child after the first thing he sees. If
he sees a rushing river, he names the kid rushing river.
If he sees a deer running, he names the child
running deer.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
So what is squanto?
Speaker 18 (38:48):
Well, that is what my father stepped in when he
walked out of the tent. Unfortunate buttrou I have brought
my son with me. He will help you set up
a camp. Two dogs humping, come over here, help our
no friends with their belongings.
Speaker 22 (39:07):
Our hospitality overwhelms may swantoe.
Speaker 18 (39:13):
I know, it just rolls off the thun doesn't. At
least that's what my dad said. Listen, you will need
food if you are surveying this land. Come on, We're
gonna prepare a meal of corn and beans. That's what
that smell is. Then we will help you build a
shelter against the coming winter.
Speaker 5 (39:32):
The colonists endure a harsh and punishing winter in the
New World.
Speaker 3 (39:37):
Man, what a harsh and punishing winter, you know who?
Speaker 22 (39:43):
It was even worse than the weather, being cooped up
in a small space with a bunch of people that
eat a lot of corn and beans.
Speaker 3 (39:51):
Pilgrims.
Speaker 22 (39:52):
Hello again, Squanto, See how'd you hold up over the
winter there? Well, starving and disease have wiped out of
our people. Were thousands of miles from our homeland. And
we still have no clue. House too, will survive in
this hostile environment.
Speaker 3 (40:09):
This calls for a celebration.
Speaker 5 (40:13):
The colonists and their Native American neighbors prepare a huge banquet.
Speaker 3 (40:18):
Great thread, he Captain Dublin.
Speaker 9 (40:20):
Yeah, who's that little girl in the beat?
Speaker 3 (40:23):
That skirt over there? That's a daughter smailing faun.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
You know, if I want about ten years younger, I
might have to take us out after her.
Speaker 22 (40:34):
Well, gentlemen, you have endured a terrible ordeal at great costs.
But without the General rostev Squanteau and his people, he
would never have Subbut what should have we do to
repay the debt we owe to them?
Speaker 2 (40:47):
Say? Have you been drinking?
Speaker 15 (40:50):
I know?
Speaker 5 (40:51):
Why don't we take that land away and wipe out
all traces of that culture?
Speaker 2 (40:56):
Excellent idea.
Speaker 22 (40:57):
Let's take the week in off and just started on
that first time Monday morning, Captain, could I passed the stuffing?
Speaker 5 (41:09):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse much better?
June again next time? When will hear Captain dubbsay.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
Squad touse, squad to squawk, see squad, Hey, two dogs humping,
go overre and get you Daddy coome on to the
big shows on the radio. Welcome to our three of
our Thanksgiving holiday weekend.
Speaker 2 (41:38):
Am I doing good? Looks like a chilled out a
little business.
Speaker 1 (41:41):
We first gathered this morning, a stress of the holiday season,
reaching trying to reach toward Pillars House with us? Is
his sister in law? Yes, that's a law dating a
French Muslim.
Speaker 4 (41:57):
He must be the only one.
Speaker 2 (41:59):
That's like something.
Speaker 5 (42:00):
Then you would have on whose line?
Speaker 12 (42:01):
Is it?
Speaker 5 (42:01):
Anyway? It all out the scenario.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
Oh oh, we're laughing with you, you're laughing near us.
Speaker 3 (42:13):
It's bad enough. I got to put up with her.
Speaker 6 (42:14):
I feel like Gregory Peck and Moby Dick every time
I see her coming up the driveway.
Speaker 3 (42:19):
Terminable, quite a wad. For hate's sake, I spit my
last breath of things.
Speaker 6 (42:29):
I can just see me getting accidentally tangled up with
her and falling into the hot tub, and just keep
every time I roll over, that arm keeps swinging.
Speaker 2 (42:36):
Look, he beckons to us for help.
Speaker 5 (42:40):
For hate's sake, I spit my last breath. Isn't that
con from wrath of Coon?
Speaker 1 (42:43):
No, it's actually Moby Dick, and he took it from
So is that what Moby Dick really said.
Speaker 2 (42:50):
No, Moby Dixon.
Speaker 3 (42:55):
She sounds like in the hot tub.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
Oh yeah, he was a.
Speaker 6 (42:59):
Whale, right, yeah, alright, captain captain ahab, what's the trown?
Speaker 2 (43:06):
Alright, that's funny stuff. I don't care who you all
right there?
Speaker 1 (43:09):
Uh? People we like seg when I say it's coming
up next here on the show, had been mister Huey
Lewis stopping by on the way the airport when it
was in town.
Speaker 2 (43:17):
Good, we'll talk to Hughey Lewis next.
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Johnny "John Boy" Isley
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