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January 9, 2025 40 mins

Thursday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, it’s National Law Enforcement Appreciation Day, so of course we’ll celebrate by poking fun at our own former man in blender, Donnie Pressley.. - We’ve got the Top 10 Signs Your Cop Partner Needs a Vacation.. -  The YouTube version of “Cops” takes a weird turn.. - We’ll grab a seat inside the John Boy & Billy Playhouse for an encore performance of “The Betrayal of King Vidar”.. - and Mad Max goes off on a proposed tax on fat people…

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 1 (01:31):
Everything's okay. It's Thursday, January the ninth. That's the most
important part. And we got two days for the weekend
and this National Law Enforcement Appreciation Day, we will appreciate
every single branch of law enforcement with that big show
humor that we're known for. Before we get out of here, now,
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Three things you used to take a picture a picture?

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You used to take a picture?

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Mark? Ready go.

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Ready, go.

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Your butt, pull a seat in the handle.

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I'm never trouble went on around you?

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Man.

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Boy been here?

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I say, hey, mag hih no driving, no talking? He
looking from my god?

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Oh not much. How's it going with you?

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Buddy? What's wrong?

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Well? Nothing, but did you ever talk to me when
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No?

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Oh? Debt had him a money event for a week
before yesterday. He fulfilled a dream he's half since the
day I met him.

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Well, one thing pops a moment that probably isn't it?

Speaker 13 (10:59):
Coming back the summer in nineteen seventy nine, Uh huh
Me and him met at this little bear joint.

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Huh.

Speaker 13 (11:05):
I know you find that that tremendous surprise we had
as a bear our twelve and as we was walking
home and went past this Cadillac dealership. Well, never starting,
pressed his nose up against the window of the showroom
because there said a brand new Eldorado white, shiny, fully loaded.

(11:25):
After he quit drooling, he turns to him and says, Heart,
that there's the car of my dreams. I'm gonna start
right now. I'll put aside a little bit out of
my paycheck every week in a special savan's account. Someday
I'm gonna be driving one of them.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
About that.

Speaker 13 (11:42):
He's kept it up ever since then, puss out a
little every payday. He never quest talking about this dream
of his. Uh huh, Yesterday he turns him. He says, Heart,
today is the day. So he goes down to the bank,
drought out his money, went down, bought the car of
his dream.

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Wow, a brand new cadill Like No on nineteen.

Speaker 13 (12:02):
Seventy nine, cattleg come to a dream he don't let go.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
So was it worth the wait?

Speaker 13 (12:10):
Well, he didn't get to drive it long enough to
find out.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
He told it on the way over from the car,
oh man, you kids, a car.

Speaker 13 (12:17):
Running red like plowed right into oh Man. He spun
around three or four times, barrel rolled across the road
down this embankment. The car burst into flames about half
a second after he crawled out the windows.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
Oh man, was he hurt?

Speaker 13 (12:32):
No, not a scratch on him.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
Wow.

Speaker 13 (12:35):
He climbs up the hill and that sits that other
cars smashed all the pieces too.

Speaker 5 (12:39):
Well, what about the other driver, Well.

Speaker 13 (12:41):
He wasn't hurting either. Turns out is this here, Catholic priest?

Speaker 7 (12:45):
Uh huh.

Speaker 13 (12:45):
He walks over devers, says, son, this is a miracle.
Both of our cars are completely demolished, yet here we
stand completely on hard This is a sign. I think
God brought us together for a reason. There is the
beginning of a divinely ordained friendship. Wow. Two of them
shook hands, they start hugging. One night, there was any

(13:07):
plumb there.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
Broke into tears.

Speaker 13 (13:09):
Well they're standing there looking at the cars, and the
priest says, look, my son, another miracle of sign. Walks
over beside his car, takes up this bottle of wine.
Hose up says after a crash like, we just had
this bottle shoot him in, smashed to bits, But here
it is completely on harm just like us. I think
God intended for us to share this bottle of wine

(13:33):
as a celebration of our new found friendship. Wow. So
the priest comes up the bottle, hands it to Devert
and he takes two or three bigold glugs off of it,
hands it back to the priest. Well, the priest takes
a bottle, he puts the cork back in it and
sets it down on the ground.

Speaker 9 (13:48):
Huh.

Speaker 13 (13:48):
Deverortt looks over and says, well, father, ain't you gonna
have a drink? And the priest says, now, I believe
I just wait for the police to get here.

Speaker 10 (14:00):
Never this car got a deal. One feared out his
new best friend in the world was no good. Last
fifteen minutes hard.

Speaker 13 (14:10):
Yeah, the lord works in here since the dream we
were just lost his life a designated driver. Now yeah, well,
well you tell him I said, you're not you mean,
y'all keep him straight.

Speaker 14 (14:27):
UPI job boy, and Billy.

Speaker 12 (14:33):
What you just said is one of the most insanely
idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in
your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything
that could be considered a rational thought.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
Good morning radio, dumb right, Good morning, there's a big

(15:19):
show on the radio. Say who's on the desk in
red Hot Talent this morning.

Speaker 7 (15:27):
Red Hot Talent, there's our name. Happy, Happy new Year.
Red Hot Talent has great stuff we're saving just for
you here. Red Hot Talent, there's our name. Happy new
Year to you. If you spend your bucks with us,
we promise we won't screw Come check out our talent
usters filled with lots of bargains. Sure wish I could

(15:51):
come up with a word that rhymes with bargain. Hot talent.
It's red hot, just like chicken curry. If you'd like
two broken acting please hold on from.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
Mary Well, you right that one yourself.

Speaker 7 (16:07):
Now I got a little help from mersed Neshew Sherman.
He is a word that rhymes with bargain.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
Now that I can think of. Hey, so how was
your holiday? Santa Claus? Bring you lots of good stuff?

Speaker 7 (16:18):
You know it about fourteen dinners, eight battles of expensive
French wine, and a two hundred dollars district to get
from jewels and teams.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
Wow, that's quite a haul. Santa would make a pretty
good boyfriend.

Speaker 7 (16:33):
He certainly did.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
Sure, there's a lot of play it. Please see tell
me you didn't didn't What hug up with a guy
that plays Santa?

Speaker 2 (16:41):
Claus at the mall again.

Speaker 1 (16:42):
Well, hook, I can't believe you.

Speaker 7 (16:47):
Hey, I switched to a different mall this year. I'm
not an Indian.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
You and out with a mall Santa just so ad
buy you a bunch of free stuff.

Speaker 7 (16:54):
Well, he got to unwrap a few presents to get.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
My heye to say it, But that makes you sound
kind of like a mercenary.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
That's a little nicer than the world.

Speaker 7 (17:05):
I was thinking this some of the guys who's got
a Foozier fast three pizzas and his face on a
bank of beasture.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
Yah, that's business arrangements, you know. At least I don't
break my guy's heart after he delivers the pieces.

Speaker 7 (17:17):
Oh no, you just mispronounced his name during the commercial.
You don't think that's a heartache, mister.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
Palmer, So mispronouncing stuff, that's part of my charm.

Speaker 7 (17:28):
Hey, whatever helps you sleeping.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
Oh yeah, while you did it with, suck a bunch
of cash out of some fat slubs bank account. Leave
him high and dry right after Christmas.

Speaker 7 (17:37):
Hey, he's a mass in it. He's used to being
cut loose right after.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
Christmas because Murray, know you treat people like this.

Speaker 7 (17:44):
Actually it was his idea that I should have known.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
So it's able mastermind.

Speaker 7 (17:48):
In hold on, I'll ask him. Hey Bury, Jim Boy,
Bobby on two, Watch up.

Speaker 13 (17:54):
The fat guy's in full righteous indignation mode.

Speaker 9 (18:00):
Hello, Jimboot. Yeah, my nephew, Sherman's in town.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
Yeah, we just heard some of his work.

Speaker 9 (18:06):
Oh, the Happy New Year thing. Yeah, we crank that
out in five minutes. I'm helping him with another project
we've got really high hopes for. Sherman has a direct
to video project.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
Going, oh yeah, what's that about.

Speaker 9 (18:18):
It's designed to build the self esteem of children with
minor medical problems. You know, we're doing the whole Marlow Thomas,
You're a great kid, no matter how screwed up you are. Things.
Volume one is our pink Eye. Really really, we're auditioning
some people here in the office today as a matter
of fact, and I think we just found our pink eye.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
The Sailor Man, think guy, the Sailor Man.

Speaker 9 (18:40):
Yes, his name is Art Becker. He's the second year
drama student at the School of the Arts in Winston Sailor.
Now he's no Jake Gillenhall in the looks department, but
this kid nailed the audition. You want to hear a
quick sample not really great, Hey Art over here, keep
Tim and Bobby a quick tation of the theme song.

(19:02):
I'm think Guy the same man. I'm think Guy the
same a man. I feel kind of bitchy because my
eyes are itchy. I think Guy that same man. He
looks kind of whey because I caught some joymie and
that's why me eyes I read. I used to be lusty,

(19:25):
but now I'm out crusty. I should have stayed home
in bed. Pink guy does stay man. I'm pink Guy
the same a man. It's voice and arthritis. It's conjunctive.
Pink Guy that same man.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
So do you love it?

Speaker 9 (19:50):
Does that have best children's video written.

Speaker 13 (19:53):
All over it?

Speaker 9 (19:53):
Or what?

Speaker 1 (19:54):
I don't exactly say it? Flying all the shelves at Walmart?

Speaker 9 (19:58):
Hey Art, he loves it bad. Listen, Jimbo. We're gonna
be reading people till about two o'clock. Combine, you went home.
I don't know, Mary, I'll relax. There's some great roles
that ourn't cast yet. We got Eddie, Egzima, Charlie Chiggers
Herby simplex y'all Caada does one called Lisa headlines and
I just saw her new publicity photo. She's perfect for Hey, listen, babe,

(20:21):
I got a run. We're gone to read some guys
for volume four, all about Alopecia. Hey, if you can't
make it by two, let's do an early dinner thing
later on. Okay, have you a machine called my machine?
And give my love to Bobby. That's Billy him two
and Jimbo? What call me?

Speaker 2 (20:36):
Good morning?

Speaker 1 (20:37):
And you got the Big Show on already, have more
chances for you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.

Speaker 4 (20:43):
Oh oh, I didn't know.

Speaker 8 (20:46):
I didn't see you.

Speaker 15 (20:47):
This is Professor Melvin handed Day, head of ah oh,
head of Big Show Science in History division.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
And you're listening to two boys who are destined to
be history.

Speaker 2 (20:59):
Don Boy and many on the Big Show.

Speaker 9 (21:03):
You.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
When I say they'll be, I didn't mean to apply
and make it.

Speaker 4 (21:08):
I simply meant that they they Oh what did I mean?

Speaker 2 (21:48):
Good morning?

Speaker 1 (21:48):
A Big Show is on the radio, of course, as
we honor our law enforcement workers from troopers, d m V,
local police, sheriffs, deputies, wildlife officers at the Top ten list.
While ago about you have Top ten signs that you
don't have what it takes to be a cop. Well here,
I got a new Top ten lists the top ten
signs your partner needs a vacation alright here. Number ten

(22:14):
he keeps hand cuffing himself by accident. Number nine he
is starting to develop a crush on one of the
transvestite hookers he arrested. Number eight he wants to transfer
to a canine unit because he thinks he'd look good
in a collar. Number seven he talks to himself. Half
of him is the good cop, the other half is

(22:35):
the bad dog. Number six he wants you to call
him Judge Dredd and insists that all suspects should be
executed right there on the spot. Number five he keeps
asking you if his bulletproof vests makes him look fat.
Number four he is exchanging donut recipes with complete strangers.

(22:56):
Number three. The perpetrators beg him to stop talking about
its hemorrhoids. Number two Every Tuesday, he insists it's his
turn to be the siren and the number one sign
that's your partner needs a vacation. He refuses to arrest
anybody when lipless is on the Big Show. Good Morning,

(23:20):
Big Shows on the radio. Coming up, we play John
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we always go back to our most requestioned songs of
the year before. Well, this one's been hanging in there,

(24:04):
especially since a recent Trump victory, so I think it's
self explanatory hit. It returned the Kenyon, returned the Canyon.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
It's a crazy election.

Speaker 8 (24:23):
To get a country back, but there's just one morethy
to get us back on track.

Speaker 4 (24:34):
Return the Canyon.

Speaker 7 (24:38):
We don't care how.

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Back your suitcase and lead right now.

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You rude.

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Healthcare economy is a mess.

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Do us some favorable factor you original address, you said
you're planning to hang out, stick around DC.

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We got a better ride. D three Your leaders speed party.

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Don't want to take you.

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And leave right now.

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It's clear that you can't take a hit, So let
me try to explain.

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bud on that plane. Recur the canot and your last
long roots, not shoot Icago.

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And all fruits. Oh returned The Kenyon returned.

Speaker 13 (26:07):
The Kenyon.

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Returned the Kenyon.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
So long jack answer, Oh that big show humor? Oh
godess all right there, Well, let's place some John boyjeviary
boys and girls review yesterday's question. So we found out
in Utah during the eighteen seventies, you could buy a

(26:34):
legal document called freedom Papers from vending machines. The document
sold for two dollars fifty cents and was pre signed
by a judge, and it granted you legal freedom from
this What is marriage? Yeah, I'm thinking about that, Like
what else would it be? You know, little judge high
legal freedom kid lettering, I said, all right, we'll good

(26:59):
work it out. Today's John Boy Jeopardy. In almost every
species of mammals, the males will do this before the females.
What is put their needs first? Thank you? It could
have been a lot worse. Appreciate you. What's y'all? God
one eight hundred Big show you told free line across America.

(27:22):
We played John Boy Jeopardy. Next your more than it's

(27:51):
a big Shaw on the radio. We're gonna do your Thursday,
January and nine. Today's feature track for the Big Show,
Big Box mad mates on the fat people tax, those
ricky words fat tax. It's a bit bogs at the
Bigshow dot com here right now, let's play yes Life
across America.

Speaker 17 (28:11):
It's John Boy Jefflin Wow, and now a man who's
always thought being fat was just something that runs in
his family, but turns out he's fat because nobody runs
in his family.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
He's John Boy.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
That thank him. As they had a bill out of Chester,
West Virginia. Good morning, Bill, Hey, how you doing? John Boy?

Speaker 2 (28:35):
A man doing all's body? Welcome in here.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
You got the first shot at John boyd jeoffardy So
Bill and almost every species of mammals. The males will
do this before the females.

Speaker 4 (28:50):
John Boyd, I'm thinking die.

Speaker 2 (28:52):
You are thinking die.

Speaker 1 (28:55):
That sounds about right. Let's see show us die. All right,
give them women another day, just.

Speaker 2 (29:11):
Put the room.

Speaker 5 (29:12):
Obviously trouble at home, you know it.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
You know I'll always go about there. Every week there's
at least one woman's Day. Yeah, in the national you know,
you know, we need to stop just saying I was
actually just trying to be funny to the girls over there,
but they were busy doing something. Right, we heard.

Speaker 2 (29:30):
That's who could be because he did say trying.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
Hey Bill up in Chester, good work on you, and
Buddy you got to go Happy Herd prize back headed
your way, all right, Thanks John boy.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
You got it, Buddy, botom of the Hour and Tame
of You News.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
I get back to celebrating National Law Enforcement Appreciation Day.
That's a fun way. H Good morning, makes Jon's on

(30:35):
the radio. National Law Enforcement Appreciation Days. When we're celebrating
our own retired police officer, Donnie Presley, because we be
very special Donnie Presley microphone, we're just about a half
a second.

Speaker 2 (30:51):
He hears what he just said, and it is hilarious.
This is the fun way that we were celebrating the
law enforcement. Tell you about you disrespect.

Speaker 4 (31:01):
Respect.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
No, he's our guy, he's Donnie check him out, a
good buddy of ours. Police officer Donnie Presley was here
and we had a little fun with him recently. Actually
we started out doing this with a couple of bankers.
Randy would take him into the studio and put the
headphones on him, and it's some technical deal like running
the tape past the playback head and the record head.

Speaker 5 (31:24):
Just in in summary, it delays what you say your ears.

Speaker 16 (31:28):
It's like when you call a radio station and have
one of those delays and you say something and it's
a minute before you actually hear it, and you know
how people start talking slower and kind of messages.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
So when you put your headphones on and you're talking
into the microphone, you're hearing yourself about a half a
second later. And the tendency is to try to talk
down a chat with yourself.

Speaker 9 (31:47):
Boy.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
Yeah. So so it's not like like the officer has
a speech impediment or anything like that. He's a he's
a very sharp individual. But when you put the headphones
and a microphone in a second delay. He sounds you
can certainly make him sound like So we had him
to a nine to one one call and it was
just so funny because he's a good sport about it
making fun of him. So he has found a certain

(32:09):
celebrity here being on the big show talking like that.
As always when something starts out, I don't know, it's
just that that big show. Good luck, kiss.

Speaker 14 (32:20):
We'll make a celebrity out of somebody has trouble talking.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
I mean y'all have seen that.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
I mean some that can look at change. Saw Tid. Yeah,
the chain saw Ted is a guy we found in Cherble,
North Carolina that sounds like a chainsaw. Okay, So he
wound up on Johnny Carson Show. On the twenty fifth
anniversary Johnny Carson Show, he won ten thousand dollars on
America's Funniest People and it happened for him, and well
it looks like it's happening again for our favorite police officer. So,

(32:49):
ladies and gentlemen, without further ado, listen to this. This
is Donnie's first feature of length film.

Speaker 14 (32:55):
Francis, Florida. Winsby presents the summer's biggest action packed Blockbuster,
The mysterious Avenger of the Night comes to the big screen.

Speaker 4 (33:04):
Look so killy, who are you?

Speaker 18 (33:08):
I'm please off, Sir Donny prepressed in case ofven emergence.
He you shit die nine one any more.

Speaker 14 (33:19):
Police Officer Donnie Presley is Dirty Donnie.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
Rand Now what you're thinking?

Speaker 11 (33:25):
The fire six shots are only fire? Well, you gotta
ask your health. One question? Do I feel lucky?

Speaker 1 (33:41):
Well?

Speaker 10 (33:42):
Do you?

Speaker 9 (33:42):
Punk?

Speaker 14 (33:43):
A group of international terrorists has taken over a giant
skyscraper and only one man can stop them. Do you
really think you have a chance against us? Mister cowboy?
You be kind, mother. He's a one man juggerdot of
action and excite.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
But go ahead make my day.

Speaker 14 (34:04):
DONNYE. Presley is Donny prestling in Dirty Donny.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
Freeze Turkey up against the law.

Speaker 14 (34:13):
From Bredco Embessy Pictures Wicked Off.

Speaker 1 (34:16):
I'll be by bye. Good Thursday Morning Bake Show is

(35:04):
on the radio, and now a few minutes with Marvin Webster. Yo,
what's up? How y'all doing? Man?

Speaker 16 (35:10):
Hey man, We got a new guy at work named
Ricky Ling. He's an Asian dude. He's really cool. Me
and him went out last weekend with the sports Ball.
The commercial came off for Sharp, the one about the
flat screen TVs. Have y'all seen that? It's one with
mister Sulu in the lab coade. This picture is mister
Sulu talking about this new TV as a fourth color

(35:31):
yellow for the most lifelike picture ever. Oh my, I said,
oh snap, more like it, Ricky said, what I'm like,
are you paying attention? They got an Asian guy plugging
the TV that's got more yellow in the picture side
of me, like your people missing the chance to get
on the news.

Speaker 14 (35:50):
Ricky, like, man, you crazy?

Speaker 16 (35:52):
I said, Well, all I know is if they put
flavor flav on TV talking about the new Black and
Chicken sandwich at TGI Fridays old Jesse Jackson to be
on CNN pitching a bitch before the commercial break was over.
But Ricky say, Asian people ain't hung up on all
that racial stuff like some of y'all. And it's a
good thing too, two reasons. Number one, we got too

(36:14):
much of that noise already, and number two, Asians ain't
got no point man in this deal. You know, I mean,
think about it. Every other group in America got their
own personal racial watch dog, like black people got Jesse Jackson,
White people got mel Gibson, and who Asian people got
Tiger Woods. Not ain't no good, he ain't but half

(36:35):
Asian plus Tiger got his own problems right now. But
ever since Conne Chung retired, Asian celebrities in general been
kind of hard to come by. I mean, you think
about it, you count them up. There's the old mister
Sulu from TV Star Trek, and you got the new
mister Sulu from the Star Trek movie. And the Chinese
girl that fills in on the view when somebody go

(36:55):
on vacation, and that's about it. Lit'sen up Asian people
get from a member of the vast African American conspiracy.
What y'all need is a self appointed spokesperson, you know,
somebody with a big mouth that can act like a
bad ass and scare all the white people to death,
because that's how you change things in America. Y'all need

(37:16):
an Asian Al Sharpton. Couse, there ain't never gonna be
no Asian Al Sharpton because all the Asian people got
real job. Y'all think about it. That mother.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
Good Morning to make show us on the radio, hang
over your local news weather sports. This is royal.

Speaker 15 (37:35):
That is the king veto, slayer of the visical, destroyer
of the Mungol.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
And aggravator of the automadat.

Speaker 15 (37:45):
Pip all listening to my two royal justers, those gap
toothed barbarians, John Boyd Billy A you old big show.
A rise a lord of beef, A rise of Ellington,
rise water of ten essences up, no'fect leave you up.

Speaker 4 (38:40):
Good morning.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
That's a week show on the radio. I men were
finished it yesterday.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
A little rocket man what Trump calls Kim John own,
dictator of North Korea. Yes, he was forty one, turned
forty one years old yesterday. I thought he was so
much older. I love her about that. I think it's
that cool haircut.

Speaker 4 (39:05):
Year old.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
Check this out for a second. Okay, thank you not
that this. We need some shines. North Korean dictator Kim
Jong un permanently stamped himself as a weenie this past
week by criminalizing possession of weaners in his country. Please

(39:29):
old Kim Jong, who's known for his random law creation
band tube steaks at the dawn of the new year,
calling them too western and calling ownership an act of treason.
Whoa anyone in the country called selling weenies on the streets,
are cooking them and their homes could be shipped off
to labor temps. I'm making this up, I am not.

(39:53):
Hot Dogs and bonds are growing in popularity, but Koreans
are particularly fond of a dish called Army stew, which
is based around weenies, spam, cabbage, Korean hot pepper paste
and broth, which is also now illegal. That this has
been popular in South Korea since the end of the

(40:14):
war with the US, and now it's just across the border.
Kim Jongs says, no weenies on my watch. To beat
a head weenie, he lied, and that might help
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