October 3, 2024 • 46 mins
Thursday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’re supporting Samaritan’s Purse in their relief efforts for victims of Hurricane Helene. Look for info and direct donation links at our homepage www.thebigshow.com.. - Mad Max thinks he may have found proof that the pumpkin spice have gone too far.. - Mary Jane zooms in with more of her Deep Thoughts.. - Doug Rice updates NASCAR’s playoffs as we get another week closer to crowning another season’s champion.. - Phone prankster Willie P. Richardson tries to hire a singer for a funeral.. - Marvin Webster goes to Mike’s wedding.. - and Ike Turner endorses the “Taser Tot”…
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Good morning. A lot more Big show coming.
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matter who you are.
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It's Thursday, October third, The Big Show is on the radio.
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Good morning, good morning.
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Have a body see just a couple of National Days
Day recording National Teachesday. Teach you. I think that's turkeys.
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Yeah, I think you're right. I think you spell that. Huh.
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Just get a job.
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That technology is a field that's it's very strong these days.
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Good deals, Oh waking up here, that's a good thing.
I'm glad you got the Big Show on the radio.
And remember your neighbor. I know a lot of selfless
activities going on now with helping neighbors, not just liking
down the street, but like in different states. Man. So
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of course, earlier this week, when Florida got their stuff,
they must have got their stuff cleaned up pretty good.
In the Santas governor sent a bunch of people right
to the mountains to western North Carolina to where we're
dealing with it.
Speaker 8 (02:36):
Kind of See, it's terrible to see the devastation, but
it's beautiful to see everyone come together and help each other.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
And in the regions that were hardest, is Florida listed
in that, yeah.
Speaker 8 (02:47):
Florida, Yeah, and Georgia as well as North Carolina and
Tennessee South Carolina. Smardan's Purse is doing a lot on
the ground to help, And if you want to help
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And I saw him. Franklin was even down in Georgia
when Trump was down there earlier this week. Yeah, so
they're always right on it. And that's something man, that
they got hit right where they where they live.
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was found that two hundred and fifty nine people died
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I guess looking where you're walking?
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On the other side of time capsule, we'll do Thursday
morning early risers.
Speaker 12 (09:20):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 13 (09:36):
Hello, found a couple.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Kay, this is mister Pesso.
Speaker 13 (09:40):
Oh my, I want to find about it?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
John Boy Billy Here how's it going, sweetie?
Speaker 13 (09:45):
In the words of Mad Max. How do you think
it's going?
Speaker 1 (09:49):
In the words of Hoint Not too good?
Speaker 13 (09:52):
In the words of my Grandma because the left bingo.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Well, I won't try to drag it out of you
is marrying?
Speaker 13 (09:58):
Yeah, I think he's in the boots.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
What booth?
Speaker 13 (10:01):
The voiceover booth?
Speaker 1 (10:02):
When did you guys get a voiceover booth?
Speaker 13 (10:05):
About seventeen years ago?
Speaker 5 (10:07):
Do what money?
Speaker 13 (10:08):
Let it built for stable of voice actors could come
in the office and record auditions for TV commercials and stuff.
Speaker 5 (10:14):
Now, wait a minute, So we've been with you guys
for twenty five years. How come we've never been in
the booth? Whoa wait, let me guess, Murray, thanks for
a couple of hillbilly radio goobs again, voice act our
way out of a paper bag.
Speaker 13 (10:27):
Dude, dude, if you're gonna ask a question before you
jump the conclusions, how about you give me a chance
to answer.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 13 (10:35):
Thank you. Now. The reason you've never been in the
booth is Murray thinks you're a couple of hillbilly radio hits.
You can't voice act your way out?
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Isn't that what I just said?
Speaker 13 (10:46):
No, you said goobs, Murray says.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
So what's he doing in the booth?
Speaker 13 (10:52):
Ask him yourself? Hold on, I'll put you through Murray
him bot Bobby on two heads up. They just found
now we had a boot.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Thank you.
Speaker 14 (11:05):
Love you mean it? Hey, mab Grad you called Red
Hot Talent is on the verge of something really big.
You guys have seen the homeless voiceover guy on YouTube right?
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Oh you mean a.
Speaker 5 (11:15):
Weird looking guy with a cardboard sound and a great
cent of pipes.
Speaker 15 (11:18):
That's him.
Speaker 14 (11:19):
He's what we and the biz call a viral video sensation.
The clip goes up Monday, three million hits. Tuesday, he's
on every newscast in the country. By the end of
the week, he's done entertainment to night, Jimmy Kimmel, national
TV spots, got hired by the Cleveland Cavaliers, falling off
the wagon, been on Doctor Phil and checked into rehab
and he's still got the weekend.
Speaker 5 (11:41):
Okay, so he had a hot wake. Why are you
so interested in a homeless voiceover guy?
Speaker 14 (11:46):
Because Red Hot Talent has a brand new client.
Speaker 15 (11:49):
Dumpster Dick, Dumpster dick.
Speaker 14 (11:51):
Ah you heard of it. No, Kimbo, I don't want
to brag, but I've been in this business a long time.
I know how to spot a hot trend.
Speaker 15 (12:00):
Dumpster Dick is.
Speaker 14 (12:01):
About to become the king of homeless voiceover guys.
Speaker 5 (12:04):
Now, let me get this straight. Homeless voiceover guys is
a hot new trend.
Speaker 14 (12:08):
It will be when I get this demo tape finished.
That's why I'm in the booth. He came in yesterday
for a recording session. You know, he was only here
for an hour, but he left quite an impression behind,
which reminds me Stale put a large bottle of for
breeze on the shopping list.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
So what's Dumpster Dick sound like?
Speaker 14 (12:27):
Well, hold on just a second. I'll play you a
couple of the rough clips. Hey, check this one out?
Speaker 15 (12:32):
Whoa maud? You need some for your house? They got this.
Speaker 14 (12:37):
The blades well, twenty years in a cardboard boxes, kind
of unhooked the filter between Dumpster Dick's brain and his mouth.
Speaker 15 (12:44):
Wait, here's a good one, Crab macaroni and cheese. Need
a quick mule for the family, Well, then drag you
fed the bolt cash, go buy something? What though? Is wrong?
Speaker 1 (12:57):
It sounds like he's wild kind of dye.
Speaker 15 (13:00):
We'll see.
Speaker 14 (13:00):
That's why I'm working with him.
Speaker 15 (13:01):
Oh you'll really like this one. Check this out. The
Big Show with John Board, Billy, the two craziest Bosna
and to see if you ain't listening, then you see.
Speaker 14 (13:18):
If we can get the language problem. Let this guy
is going to be big.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
You know, Murray.
Speaker 5 (13:22):
If you want a guy with a decent voice, a
bad liver and a messed up brain, why don't you
just use Rayford?
Speaker 14 (13:28):
You know, Jimbo, I'm not used to talking this way
to a client, but that is a brilliant idea. Tell
you what get right for to me at the end
of the Davidson Street bridge at four o'clock. I'll bring
a cardboard box and a bottle of old Fitzgerald. We'll
have him in fighting shape in no time.
Speaker 15 (13:44):
You're the best thing.
Speaker 14 (13:44):
Let's civil lunch thing later. Have you a machine called
my machine? And give my love to Bobby Too and Jimbo?
Speaker 1 (13:50):
What call me John Bollia and Billy Boy?
Speaker 12 (13:55):
Oh crazy morning radio dumb right.
Speaker 5 (14:30):
Good morning, there's a big show on the radio. Thursday,
October third, It's time for an American.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Minute with Tank hold Guard.
Speaker 10 (14:40):
Thanks Red, Hey America, Thank hold Guard. Here got a minute.
You know the current hipster doujore horse crap is sanctuary cities.
There aren't many real sanctuaries that a man can actually
feel safe in these days. The world has become a
temperamental manure pile of self entitlement and pure butt flap dumb.
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And just when you think you found the perfect little
Heidi hole, some textbook jack wagon comes along and drops
a big steamy deuce right on your dreams. So put
a stopper in your chatter hole and get on board
my brain train. Next stop, NonStop express ride the common sense,
don't lock it, next stop, Kiss my assvill Oh, it
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was like any other early Saturday morning. There I was
huddled in the safety of my one true oasis, freed
from the slackers, butt sniffers, and generally generic wasted life
forms that I'm supporting with my tax dollar. Yeah, I
was at the bar. I was about to order a
big frosty glass of cold filtered breakfast, and that's when
(15:43):
I noticed my regular bartender, Nick, had been replaced by
some smirking millennial dbagger with tofu still stuck in his braces.
He said that he was my beerista. When I asked
for my usual he suggested I try a craft beer
from a micro brewery.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
What the hell.
Speaker 10 (16:05):
A craft beer sounds like something third graders make with
popsicle sticks and past.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
I don't know.
Speaker 10 (16:12):
Maybe I can't keep up with the times. Maybe I'm
just a dinosaur. Maybe just maybe my generation is living
in a TimewARP. But I'll tell you this much. When
the beer menu is thicker than the Affordable Care Act,
that's time to reanimate the corpse of Nikola Tesla and
build a damn time machine and go back fifty years
when there was the same number of beers as there
was TV channels. There was perhaps bud Ham's Carling strozen
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Miller period, and that was fine, just fine, damn fine
in fact. Oh, and then Hollywood got involved Smoky in
the band that got everyone getchy over Coors, and that
started the snowball rolling downhill straight towards beer hell. Next
thing you know, we're invaded by beer foreigners. Beverage borders
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were crossed by alien ales, moosehead from Canada, Zingdao from Japan,
red striped from Jamaica, Corona and their damn slice of
lime fruit and beer. You might as well sprinkle rat
turns on a cupcake.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Then the unthinkable home breweries.
Speaker 10 (17:24):
Listen, Patsy, if everyone is a brewmaster, then no one
is a brewmaster. Savvy every Tom Dick and Harry Halfwit
making come lately keiggers like science nerd front boys whipping
up folk jugs of foamy mule piss and bubbly buzzerbuke
and lapping it up like it was manna from heaven.
And then one day some of them sobered up and
started bottling and selling it with stupid names like Hoppy
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ending It or Optimus Prime and even Gary Brucey. Then
the dopeing lingo started to creep into our fronty vernacular.
What's that person? You want something with an OK note?
Won't you cove your boyfriend's initials in a tree with
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your high heel? And as goes beer, so goes bartenders
gone on the tough old ombrais with califlower ears, and
jin Blossom knows this. He didn't tell you about his
personal life, and he sure as hell didn't give a
damn about yours. He was there to show ice, cold
draft in your face until you were broken, then kick
you out for taking up space. God bless him. But
(18:32):
now now he's been replaced by some empty headed, grinning
dank listening to Coldplay on his earbuds and trying to
push some small batch bottles of Moose Knuckle winter Stout
on you while he watches replays of the View on
TiVo and complains that pop tarts.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Aren't gluten free.
Speaker 10 (18:51):
Yay progress, Oh dear, look at the time, I've overstayed
my welcome once again. Tough cry, and you're welcome until
next time. This is thank hold God, stop sucking America.
Speaker 5 (19:20):
Good morning, you got a big show on already, all
more chances to you to win coming up after your.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
News, weather and sports.
Speaker 16 (19:27):
Hello, it's me Spanky, you know, mister personality from the
Yellow Rose. I'm not sure why I'm doing this. It's
not like they're paying me or anything. I can't even
get the redneck to pay his tab down a car.
But you can't help but love them, no matter how
nerve wracking they are. I don't even complain when they
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make fun of my big head. I just wish John
Boy would give me back my memory foam pillow and
stop telling his kids that's where the comet hits.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
So good morning.
Speaker 5 (20:33):
It's a big show on the radio for your Thursday,
October to third. Of course, Uh, a lot of stuff
going on in the state's right here, man, just ninety
minutes from us, like Chimney Rock or the tourist destination.
You know that town totally wiped out. It's just like
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everything is gone, businesses, homes is gone, man.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Whatever.
Speaker 5 (20:58):
It's just know you all are seeing a lot of
y'all cross the country now seeing pictures and stuff. What's
going on to western North Carolina. But but like you said,
miss South Georgia, you know our listeners, all of them
down man at Florida and Georgia and up through South Carolina. Yeah,
thirty some people lost their lives in South Carolina and
then was so yeah so and a lot of you
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are wanting to know what you can do, what you
can do to help.
Speaker 8 (21:22):
Well, just you know, a good spot to go is
Samaritanspurse dot org. They're helping in all five locations in
all those states that have been heavily hit. They've got
volunteers on the ground. You can go and sign up
to be a volunteer with them. You can give a
monetary donation, and they are fitting the needs that are
needed in each each spot. So they're they're helping with
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search and rescue, to pre removal, cleaning out mud out
of people's homes, just you know, supplies, they bring them
food and medical supplies. So you can donate there. You
go to our web page and click on the button
and it'll take you over there to all the information
that you need to be able to do that.
Speaker 5 (22:01):
All right, So and yeah, and they're not you know,
if you just want to, like, you know, load up
some stuff and go, that's not a good idea right now.
Speaker 8 (22:08):
Well, there's a lot of Yeah, a lot of your
your ways in have been washed out. I know that
they were saying on the news, I forty will be
shut down till September twenty twenty five.
Speaker 5 (22:18):
Wow, So the Tennessee line, Yeah, that's they're not doing that,
and I think they're getting eased out and you know
and then working on but.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Yeah, they're working on all of that.
Speaker 8 (22:27):
And so wow, you want to be part to help,
and there's a lot of probably a lot of things
within your community. Look into those as well as to
what they they're taking up there. A lot of things
are being air dropped in. So just the fact that
you want to help and that you're praying for all
these folks as they're found. A lot of family members
are still missing, so that is wonderful.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
All right, I want to keep up.
Speaker 5 (22:48):
Then click on the Samaritans Perse link at the Big
Show dot Com. Good morning, I got a Big Show
on the radio or Rabbit gonna play some John Boy
Jebordy on the second. First, it's a Fa Pumpkins spice time.
We kicked it off this week. Hang on the max
is on the line. This should be fun. Where's let
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Hang on play for ten minutes right now, Let's get this. Hello,
John Boy and Billy, Who man, Maxie.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
How's it going, buddy?
Speaker 5 (23:38):
Let's see, I'm sixty seven years old, I'm forty pounds overweight.
And my cholesterol's hired in my four oh one K.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
So how you think it's going? Not too good?
Speaker 12 (23:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (23:50):
Will do me a favorite?
Speaker 5 (23:51):
Call Hoyd next time?
Speaker 9 (23:52):
What waits in my time?
Speaker 5 (23:54):
I got to go here, boy, go ahead, al right,
here we go our top story for today. Starbucks has
already started punkin Spice season again. Yep. It's still officially summertime,
first day of falling till the end of September, but
they're already selling the limited edition punkin Spice Lotte. Well
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if you're thinking, gee, can they do that, well it
just did. For some reason, Starbucks get to the side
when punkin Spice season starts, you know, kind of like
McDonald's got to the side. Breakfast ends at ten thirty.
And it ain't just Starbucks. Everybody's selling some kind of
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punkin Spice craft, punkin Spice coffee, punkin Spice creamers, punkins,
crashed muffin, punkin Spice muffin. Hord them back on truck,
Get up in the morning, have a bowl of punkin
Spice cherryos, or swing by ayehf get a stack of
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punkin Spice pancakes. I just say, my big old Punkin
shaped butt spinking a witch. Y'all might not believe this,
but you can actually buy Punkin Spice butt wipes. Yes,
the makers of a personal hygiene product called Dude Wipes
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are rolling out a new limit to the edition called
Dumpkin Spice Wipe. Yeah, got them on Amazon and says here,
Dumpkin Spice plushable wife, keep your butt cozy with a
Punkin Spice inspired mix of clove, nutmeg, and other false
sense gentle on your skin and more refreshing than toilet paper. Well,
(25:43):
you wondering who thinks of stuff like this? I did
five years ago, and since I hang on to my notes,
I'm gonna prove it with a quick quote from a
punkin Spice rave of October fourth, twenty eighteen. Quote. Here's
my idea, punkin Spice preparation eight now in fun size wipes.
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I can hear the ad. Now it's Halloween, punkin Spice
goes where it's never gone before. Quote. That's right, friends
and neighbors. Once again, Mad Max is way ahead of
the curve. In fact, I'm so far ahead I might
have a trademark.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Lawsuit on my hands.
Speaker 5 (26:25):
Well, hopefully it won't be on my hands, because I'll
be using whites anyway. Yes, punkin Spice is back. Yes,
it's way too early. If you don't like it, you
can stick it where the sun don't shine. And apparently
they've already got a team working on that. Well that's
it for now. I gotta go call a trademark attorney
(26:46):
until next time. This is mad Max saying, sit down,
shut up, and quit trying to make my rear end
smell like nutmes. God Boy and Billy all have a
nice day. All right, let's play John boyd Jeffardy. Y'all
review yesterday's question. We found out, though less intimidating. Now,
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there was once a massive version of this flightless bird
that stood nearly seven feet tall.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Penguin, Yeah, big old penguin to that is, John Boy Jeffardy.
Speaker 5 (27:21):
Well. In nineteen seventy three, during a meeting with Henry Kissinger,
China's chairman, Mao said that China had an excess of
these and offered to give ten million of them to
the United States. Oh water, hotuck, but y'all got one,
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John boyd Jepardy next, Good morning, It's big show on
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the radio, Rolling to you Thursday, October to third with
today's featured track from The Big Show bit Box. Hike
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It's John Boy Jamay and now your host.
Speaker 5 (28:39):
He's never had a run in with a taser, but
back in high school he had plenty of encounters with
Coach Joy's butt cookie paddle pease, Shongboy, Coach Joy, shut up.
I hey the gin out of Sylvannah, Georgia. Good morning, Jin,
Good morning, little bebe. Well come all right, Well you
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got the first shot at John Boydjeopardy this morning, So Jen,
it was it was not let me let me run
or run over sorry man nineteen of US Reflex nineteen
seventy three. During a meeting with Henry Kissinger, China's chairman,
Miles said that China had an excess of these and
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offered to give ten million of them to the United States.
What you're thinking, Jin.
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I'm thinking, what is women.
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What is China women's Yeah, of course that was the seven. Yes,
it was a different time.
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Yeah, I'll give you two million. They said they were
they were useless. They weren't working. Honestly, that's what they're
useless to us. And they're not working and they just
keep having babies and r as y'all's.
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He wrote, Jammin, I wouldn't be there without a woman.
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That's got that right. Stupid male, stupid mau.
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Jam Good for you, baby begging long Tiger's prize pack,
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Still his Jackie had regrets for this, but it Oh
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I can tell.
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The day hit all right, fellas in the White House now,
neighborhood of see, I know a fella by the name
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of a ruck. Everything he says is a cruck. He
sold the fools on all his changeing. Oh he ran
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in the White House. Now he's in the White House. Now,
I done told you once or twice. These Marxist boys,
they don't play nice. He's in the White House. Now
take a jumboary.
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Obama.
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He likes that welfare, cap and trade and healthcare and
now he's gonna screw us with the bad But y'all
to know where the facts is only half the country
pays these taxes. The other half is voting Democrat. He's
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in the white House. Now he's in the White House. Now,
I done told you from the start, this guy worth
of popcorn for he's in the White House.
Speaker 6 (33:52):
Now, Unity utity.
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He's put us in hock for trillions, and it's creeping
towards the zillions. He'll give the bill to all us
work in slow. But the people are realizing that community
organizing don't really qualify him for the job. He's in
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the White House. Now, he's in the White House. Now
we're fed up.
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Where lies?
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I think it's time to impeach this guy out of
the White House now O John.
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Board, Hooray.
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Unity, Ordy, good morning.
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That's a big show on the radio. Roll into your Thursday.
About twenty minutes away from on Track with Doug Rice
Boys raising in Talladega this weekend.
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Well hang on for that.
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But for.
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And now Deep thoughts with Zach the Weed Guy's girlfriend
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Okay?
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Oh man, are y'all doing good?
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I'm doing okay.
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I've just been, you know, sitting around thinking about stuff.
You want to hear something.
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Cool.
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I may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head,
I'm really like busy. Can you see a crime at
an Apple store? Are you an eye witness? Okay, okay,
you gotta have a slow start. You dudes know that
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bottled water companies don't really produce water.
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They produce plastic bottles. Can't take credit for the water.
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I think starting your day with an early morning run
is a great way to make your day. Not any worse,
I couldn't really see my paper from all the smoke.
Humans cut down trees for paper on which they draw trees.
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All right, guys, I've been shopping. Have you ever noticed
if you buy a bigger bed, you're left with more
bedroom but less bedroom? Okay, all right, I went to
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What I supposed to the lab with that chocolate is
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It's true.
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Dinosaurs didn't have chocolate and low what happened?
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Alum?
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Have you got that connected word?
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I don't know.
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So you know, guys, I joined a gym. The fitness
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And I said, didley.
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Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions?
I do?
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Okay?
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One more, okay, and then I gotta go because I
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I'm just asking for a friend.
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All right, look at the time, it's just running across
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This Good morning, and it's a big show on the
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radio coming up being a government. It's on track with
Doug Rise Boys racing down Alabama and Talladega this weekend
by boy Carl Cook.
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Be there with a Kevin Sport boy. He's our good
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Can't imagine, Oh, good.
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You can't see it right during the show.
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Back and listening to a podcast, same kind of idea
I heard about that.
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We got a very popular one people Riser's podcast, mister Techy.
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Alright, so we got things going on Alabama this weekend.
Doug rise a couple of Nascar portion of it in minutes,
Big Show rolls on, Good morning, Big Show's on the radio.
All right, on track with Doug Rice time we'll play
Beating the Blonde in a second for the big old
Bertie County Peanuts prize.
Speaker 1 (41:59):
Fact.
Speaker 5 (41:59):
But first let's welcome Doug. We wanting to get you
set up for Talladega this weekend. Well look back at
Kansas last weekend. But Doug, let's start off with what's
happening in our state just a little bit west of us.
With the floods or hurricane. Places that we've known and
looked at all our life wiped out. And I know
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yesterday Shaw, the Motor Speedway where you are, had a
big day to gather supplies to take to those they worked.
Speaker 7 (42:26):
With in conjunction with NASCAR to be the collection site
to take supplies up to North Wilkesboro. From there, they'll
be distributed all over western North Carolina and that makes
that hop a little bit easier to get supplies out.
Lines of cars all day long for people dropping off supplies.
I was especially moved that this one couple drove down
from Athens, Ohio to Concord, North Carolina.
Speaker 16 (42:49):
They had a.
Speaker 7 (42:49):
Horse trailer sized trailer full of water and diapers and
clothes and everything you need.
Speaker 5 (42:57):
Wow.
Speaker 7 (42:57):
And these didn't look like super wealthy people. They looked
like a group that had gone out in the community
and collected all this and drove down here. And that's
just one example. And we had other people come by
that we would have four Kansas soup. But it all
added up and it's much needed. Of the devastation is
beyond our imagination. This really touches me. I was born
in Asheville, lived on the Biltmore States, went to school
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at Appalachis State and Boone, so all the places that
I love and really care about, along with millions of
other people directly affected by this. And I don't think
it's not going to get back to normal for a
long time. But what these folks are doing does help.
Speaker 1 (43:32):
That's right.
Speaker 5 (43:33):
We really do need to remember that and keep that
up for it's going to be a long, long recovery.
Speaker 1 (43:38):
It sure is, all right, buddy, we'll take.
Speaker 5 (43:41):
A mind off things a little racing. Last week in Kansas,
we're in the middle of the playoffs, getting ready to
hopefully have a good race. In Talladego, we.
Speaker 7 (43:48):
Have the watermelon Man. Ross Chestain, not a playoff driver.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
Comes on good sexy girls. I don't know where it's
coming from me. Was that on your end, Doug? I
do not have a sexy girl.
Speaker 7 (44:07):
I thought you were handing out a new nickname for
watermelon Man. It seemed like it was appropriately.
Speaker 5 (44:17):
I think.
Speaker 7 (44:17):
I think his smashing the watermelon from on top of
the car has got to be top two or three
victory celebrations of all time.
Speaker 3 (44:25):
Sexy girl, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (44:29):
I swear. We don't know where that's coming from.
Speaker 3 (44:31):
Barry.
Speaker 5 (44:32):
We're going to get our engineer on that, right. All right, Well,
let's hurry up here. We're gonna blame you, do we
find out what's happening here. Sexy there it is?
Speaker 1 (44:51):
Well, let's movie anyway. Jess Day won the race.
Speaker 7 (44:53):
She smashed the watermelon. That was great. They're gonna race
in Talladega this weekend. Who knows gonna win? Thirty six
cars will start the race. Any one of them has
a shot at winning at Talladega.
Speaker 1 (45:04):
That is the beauty there.
Speaker 7 (45:06):
Denny Hamlin and Michael Jordan are suing NASCAR because they
say NASCAR doesn't play fair. And here's what their statement said.
We share a passion for racing, the thrill of competition
and winning off the race check. We share a belief
that change is necessary for the sport we love. Together,
we brought this anti trust case so that racing can
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thrive and become a more competitive and fair sport in
ways that will benefit teams, drivers, sponsors, and most importantly, fans.
And that's the press release from twenty three to eleven
and Front Row Motor Sports that have decided to take
on NASCAR. I don't know that anybody's gonna win in this,
I really don't. This is not the kind of thing
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that our sport is used to. But this is going
to play out for a long time, so we'll see
how that plays out. And who knows, Denny Hamler might
go to Talladega and win this weekend, and whoever wins
automatically to the next round of the playoffs. That's why.
Remember Ross Test and he's the one with the sexy girlfriend.
He won last week at Kansas. That took away a
(46:11):
guaranteed spot in the next round the twelve playoff drivers,
so now their chances of winning a race and advancing
shrink by one. So a lot of different things going
on there, and we'll be curious to see how all
this plays out.
Speaker 5 (46:25):
All right, well, we'll watch it this weekend. And Barry
engineer came in turned everything off as up my microphone.
So I think that took care of the sexy girlfriend.
She was growing on me a little.
Speaker 7 (46:35):
Bit, right, Okay, well there's no times.
Speaker 5 (46:38):
Thank you so much, Doug. Be careful out there, buddy.
We love you man, all right, love y'all too.
Speaker 1 (46:43):
All right, buddy, that's you dad. I see my lips moving.
Speaker 5 (46:49):
All right.
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Let's play beating the blunt.
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Pull ourselves together one ain't hundred big show.
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You told free line. We'll play neggs
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Have a body see just a couple of National Days
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And remember your neighbor. I know a lot of selfless
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of course, earlier this week, when Florida got their stuff,
they must have got their stuff cleaned up pretty good.
In the Santas governor sent a bunch of people right
to the mountains to western North Carolina to where we're
dealing with it.
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Kind of See, it's terrible to see the devastation, but
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And in the regions that were hardest, is Florida listed
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Florida, Yeah, and Georgia as well as North Carolina and
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They're located just right down from Asheville and Black Mountain,
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they got hit right where they where they live.
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I know, because we started, you know, I've been I've
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I guess looking where you're walking?
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Hello, found a couple.
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John Boy Billy Here how's it going, sweetie?
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In the words of Mad Max. How do you think
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In the words of Hoint Not too good?
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In the words of my Grandma because the left bingo.
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Well, I won't try to drag it out of you
is marrying?
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Yeah, I think he's in the boots.
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What booth?
Speaker 13 (10:01):
The voiceover booth?
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When did you guys get a voiceover booth?
Speaker 13 (10:05):
About seventeen years ago?
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Do what money?
Speaker 13 (10:08):
Let it built for stable of voice actors could come
in the office and record auditions for TV commercials and stuff.
Speaker 5 (10:14):
Now, wait a minute, So we've been with you guys
for twenty five years. How come we've never been in
the booth? Whoa wait, let me guess, Murray, thanks for
a couple of hillbilly radio goobs again, voice act our
way out of a paper bag.
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Dude, dude, if you're gonna ask a question before you
jump the conclusions, how about you give me a chance
to answer.
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Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 13 (10:35):
Thank you. Now. The reason you've never been in the
booth is Murray thinks you're a couple of hillbilly radio hits.
You can't voice act your way out?
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Isn't that what I just said?
Speaker 13 (10:46):
No, you said goobs, Murray says.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
So what's he doing in the booth?
Speaker 13 (10:52):
Ask him yourself? Hold on, I'll put you through Murray
him bot Bobby on two heads up. They just found
now we had a boot.
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Thank you.
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Love you mean it? Hey, mab Grad you called Red
Hot Talent is on the verge of something really big.
You guys have seen the homeless voiceover guy on YouTube right?
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Oh you mean a.
Speaker 5 (11:15):
Weird looking guy with a cardboard sound and a great
cent of pipes.
Speaker 15 (11:18):
That's him.
Speaker 14 (11:19):
He's what we and the biz call a viral video sensation.
The clip goes up Monday, three million hits. Tuesday, he's
on every newscast in the country. By the end of
the week, he's done entertainment to night, Jimmy Kimmel, national
TV spots, got hired by the Cleveland Cavaliers, falling off
the wagon, been on Doctor Phil and checked into rehab
and he's still got the weekend.
Speaker 5 (11:41):
Okay, so he had a hot wake. Why are you
so interested in a homeless voiceover guy?
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Because Red Hot Talent has a brand new client.
Speaker 15 (11:49):
Dumpster Dick, Dumpster dick.
Speaker 14 (11:51):
Ah you heard of it. No, Kimbo, I don't want
to brag, but I've been in this business a long time.
I know how to spot a hot trend.
Speaker 15 (12:00):
Dumpster Dick is.
Speaker 14 (12:01):
About to become the king of homeless voiceover guys.
Speaker 5 (12:04):
Now, let me get this straight. Homeless voiceover guys is
a hot new trend.
Speaker 14 (12:08):
It will be when I get this demo tape finished.
That's why I'm in the booth. He came in yesterday
for a recording session. You know, he was only here
for an hour, but he left quite an impression behind,
which reminds me Stale put a large bottle of for
breeze on the shopping list.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
So what's Dumpster Dick sound like?
Speaker 14 (12:27):
Well, hold on just a second. I'll play you a
couple of the rough clips. Hey, check this one out?
Speaker 15 (12:32):
Whoa maud? You need some for your house? They got this.
Speaker 14 (12:37):
The blades well, twenty years in a cardboard boxes, kind
of unhooked the filter between Dumpster Dick's brain and his mouth.
Speaker 15 (12:44):
Wait, here's a good one, Crab macaroni and cheese. Need
a quick mule for the family, Well, then drag you
fed the bolt cash, go buy something? What though? Is wrong?
Speaker 1 (12:57):
It sounds like he's wild kind of dye.
Speaker 15 (13:00):
We'll see.
Speaker 14 (13:00):
That's why I'm working with him.
Speaker 15 (13:01):
Oh you'll really like this one. Check this out. The
Big Show with John Board, Billy, the two craziest Bosna
and to see if you ain't listening, then you see.
Speaker 14 (13:18):
If we can get the language problem. Let this guy
is going to be big.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
You know, Murray.
Speaker 5 (13:22):
If you want a guy with a decent voice, a
bad liver and a messed up brain, why don't you
just use Rayford?
Speaker 14 (13:28):
You know, Jimbo, I'm not used to talking this way
to a client, but that is a brilliant idea. Tell
you what get right for to me at the end
of the Davidson Street bridge at four o'clock. I'll bring
a cardboard box and a bottle of old Fitzgerald. We'll
have him in fighting shape in no time.
Speaker 15 (13:44):
You're the best thing.
Speaker 14 (13:44):
Let's civil lunch thing later. Have you a machine called
my machine? And give my love to Bobby Too and Jimbo?
Speaker 1 (13:50):
What call me John Bollia and Billy Boy?
Speaker 12 (13:55):
Oh crazy morning radio dumb right.
Speaker 5 (14:30):
Good morning, there's a big show on the radio. Thursday,
October third, It's time for an American.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Minute with Tank hold Guard.
Speaker 10 (14:40):
Thanks Red, Hey America, Thank hold Guard. Here got a minute.
You know the current hipster doujore horse crap is sanctuary cities.
There aren't many real sanctuaries that a man can actually
feel safe in these days. The world has become a
temperamental manure pile of self entitlement and pure butt flap dumb.
(15:00):
And just when you think you found the perfect little
Heidi hole, some textbook jack wagon comes along and drops
a big steamy deuce right on your dreams. So put
a stopper in your chatter hole and get on board
my brain train. Next stop, NonStop express ride the common sense,
don't lock it, next stop, Kiss my assvill Oh, it
(15:22):
was like any other early Saturday morning. There I was
huddled in the safety of my one true oasis, freed
from the slackers, butt sniffers, and generally generic wasted life
forms that I'm supporting with my tax dollar. Yeah, I
was at the bar. I was about to order a
big frosty glass of cold filtered breakfast, and that's when
(15:43):
I noticed my regular bartender, Nick, had been replaced by
some smirking millennial dbagger with tofu still stuck in his braces.
He said that he was my beerista. When I asked
for my usual he suggested I try a craft beer
from a micro brewery.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
What the hell.
Speaker 10 (16:05):
A craft beer sounds like something third graders make with
popsicle sticks and past.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
I don't know.
Speaker 10 (16:12):
Maybe I can't keep up with the times. Maybe I'm
just a dinosaur. Maybe just maybe my generation is living
in a TimewARP. But I'll tell you this much. When
the beer menu is thicker than the Affordable Care Act,
that's time to reanimate the corpse of Nikola Tesla and
build a damn time machine and go back fifty years
when there was the same number of beers as there
was TV channels. There was perhaps bud Ham's Carling strozen
(16:37):
Miller period, and that was fine, just fine, damn fine
in fact. Oh, and then Hollywood got involved Smoky in
the band that got everyone getchy over Coors, and that
started the snowball rolling downhill straight towards beer hell. Next
thing you know, we're invaded by beer foreigners. Beverage borders
(17:00):
were crossed by alien ales, moosehead from Canada, Zingdao from Japan,
red striped from Jamaica, Corona and their damn slice of
lime fruit and beer. You might as well sprinkle rat
turns on a cupcake.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Then the unthinkable home breweries.
Speaker 10 (17:24):
Listen, Patsy, if everyone is a brewmaster, then no one
is a brewmaster. Savvy every Tom Dick and Harry Halfwit
making come lately keiggers like science nerd front boys whipping
up folk jugs of foamy mule piss and bubbly buzzerbuke
and lapping it up like it was manna from heaven.
And then one day some of them sobered up and
started bottling and selling it with stupid names like Hoppy
(17:48):
ending It or Optimus Prime and even Gary Brucey. Then
the dopeing lingo started to creep into our fronty vernacular.
What's that person? You want something with an OK note?
Won't you cove your boyfriend's initials in a tree with
(18:08):
your high heel? And as goes beer, so goes bartenders
gone on the tough old ombrais with califlower ears, and
jin Blossom knows this. He didn't tell you about his
personal life, and he sure as hell didn't give a
damn about yours. He was there to show ice, cold
draft in your face until you were broken, then kick
you out for taking up space. God bless him. But
(18:32):
now now he's been replaced by some empty headed, grinning
dank listening to Coldplay on his earbuds and trying to
push some small batch bottles of Moose Knuckle winter Stout
on you while he watches replays of the View on
TiVo and complains that pop tarts.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Aren't gluten free.
Speaker 10 (18:51):
Yay progress, Oh dear, look at the time, I've overstayed
my welcome once again. Tough cry, and you're welcome until
next time. This is thank hold God, stop sucking America.
Speaker 5 (19:20):
Good morning, you got a big show on already, all
more chances to you to win coming up after your.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
News, weather and sports.
Speaker 16 (19:27):
Hello, it's me Spanky, you know, mister personality from the
Yellow Rose. I'm not sure why I'm doing this. It's
not like they're paying me or anything. I can't even
get the redneck to pay his tab down a car.
But you can't help but love them, no matter how
nerve wracking they are. I don't even complain when they
(19:48):
make fun of my big head. I just wish John
Boy would give me back my memory foam pillow and
stop telling his kids that's where the comet hits.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
So good morning.
Speaker 5 (20:33):
It's a big show on the radio for your Thursday,
October to third. Of course, Uh, a lot of stuff
going on in the state's right here, man, just ninety
minutes from us, like Chimney Rock or the tourist destination.
You know that town totally wiped out. It's just like
(20:54):
everything is gone, businesses, homes is gone, man.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Whatever.
Speaker 5 (20:58):
It's just know you all are seeing a lot of
y'all cross the country now seeing pictures and stuff. What's
going on to western North Carolina. But but like you said,
miss South Georgia, you know our listeners, all of them
down man at Florida and Georgia and up through South Carolina. Yeah,
thirty some people lost their lives in South Carolina and
then was so yeah so and a lot of you
(21:19):
are wanting to know what you can do, what you
can do to help.
Speaker 8 (21:22):
Well, just you know, a good spot to go is
Samaritanspurse dot org. They're helping in all five locations in
all those states that have been heavily hit. They've got
volunteers on the ground. You can go and sign up
to be a volunteer with them. You can give a
monetary donation, and they are fitting the needs that are
needed in each each spot. So they're they're helping with
(21:43):
search and rescue, to pre removal, cleaning out mud out
of people's homes, just you know, supplies, they bring them
food and medical supplies. So you can donate there. You
go to our web page and click on the button
and it'll take you over there to all the information
that you need to be able to do that.
Speaker 5 (22:01):
All right, So and yeah, and they're not you know,
if you just want to, like, you know, load up
some stuff and go, that's not a good idea right now.
Speaker 8 (22:08):
Well, there's a lot of Yeah, a lot of your
your ways in have been washed out. I know that
they were saying on the news, I forty will be
shut down till September twenty twenty five.
Speaker 5 (22:18):
Wow, So the Tennessee line, Yeah, that's they're not doing that,
and I think they're getting eased out and you know
and then working on but.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Yeah, they're working on all of that.
Speaker 8 (22:27):
And so wow, you want to be part to help,
and there's a lot of probably a lot of things
within your community. Look into those as well as to
what they they're taking up there. A lot of things
are being air dropped in. So just the fact that
you want to help and that you're praying for all
these folks as they're found. A lot of family members
are still missing, so that is wonderful.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
All right, I want to keep up.
Speaker 5 (22:48):
Then click on the Samaritans Perse link at the Big
Show dot Com. Good morning, I got a Big Show
on the radio or Rabbit gonna play some John Boy
Jebordy on the second. First, it's a Fa Pumpkins spice time.
We kicked it off this week. Hang on the max
is on the line. This should be fun. Where's let
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Hang on play for ten minutes right now, Let's get this. Hello,
John Boy and Billy, Who man, Maxie.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
How's it going, buddy?
Speaker 5 (23:38):
Let's see, I'm sixty seven years old, I'm forty pounds overweight.
And my cholesterol's hired in my four oh one K.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
So how you think it's going? Not too good?
Speaker 12 (23:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (23:50):
Will do me a favorite?
Speaker 5 (23:51):
Call Hoyd next time?
Speaker 9 (23:52):
What waits in my time?
Speaker 5 (23:54):
I got to go here, boy, go ahead, al right,
here we go our top story for today. Starbucks has
already started punkin Spice season again. Yep. It's still officially summertime,
first day of falling till the end of September, but
they're already selling the limited edition punkin Spice Lotte. Well
(24:16):
if you're thinking, gee, can they do that, well it
just did. For some reason, Starbucks get to the side
when punkin Spice season starts, you know, kind of like
McDonald's got to the side. Breakfast ends at ten thirty.
And it ain't just Starbucks. Everybody's selling some kind of
(24:36):
punkin Spice craft, punkin Spice coffee, punkin Spice creamers, punkins,
crashed muffin, punkin Spice muffin. Hord them back on truck,
Get up in the morning, have a bowl of punkin
Spice cherryos, or swing by ayehf get a stack of
(24:57):
punkin Spice pancakes. I just say, my big old Punkin
shaped butt spinking a witch. Y'all might not believe this,
but you can actually buy Punkin Spice butt wipes. Yes,
the makers of a personal hygiene product called Dude Wipes
(25:18):
are rolling out a new limit to the edition called
Dumpkin Spice Wipe. Yeah, got them on Amazon and says here,
Dumpkin Spice plushable wife, keep your butt cozy with a
Punkin Spice inspired mix of clove, nutmeg, and other false
sense gentle on your skin and more refreshing than toilet paper. Well,
(25:43):
you wondering who thinks of stuff like this? I did
five years ago, and since I hang on to my notes,
I'm gonna prove it with a quick quote from a
punkin Spice rave of October fourth, twenty eighteen. Quote. Here's
my idea, punkin Spice preparation eight now in fun size wipes.
(26:06):
I can hear the ad. Now it's Halloween, punkin Spice
goes where it's never gone before. Quote. That's right, friends
and neighbors. Once again, Mad Max is way ahead of
the curve. In fact, I'm so far ahead I might
have a trademark.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Lawsuit on my hands.
Speaker 5 (26:25):
Well, hopefully it won't be on my hands, because I'll
be using whites anyway. Yes, punkin Spice is back. Yes,
it's way too early. If you don't like it, you
can stick it where the sun don't shine. And apparently
they've already got a team working on that. Well that's
it for now. I gotta go call a trademark attorney
(26:46):
until next time. This is mad Max saying, sit down,
shut up, and quit trying to make my rear end
smell like nutmes. God Boy and Billy all have a
nice day. All right, let's play John boyd Jeffardy. Y'all
review yesterday's question. We found out, though less intimidating. Now,
(27:09):
there was once a massive version of this flightless bird
that stood nearly seven feet tall.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Penguin, Yeah, big old penguin to that is, John Boy Jeffardy.
Speaker 5 (27:21):
Well. In nineteen seventy three, during a meeting with Henry Kissinger,
China's chairman, Mao said that China had an excess of
these and offered to give ten million of them to
the United States. Oh water, hotuck, but y'all got one,
ain't underd big show you toll free line? We played
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It's John Boy Jamay and now your host.
Speaker 5 (28:39):
He's never had a run in with a taser, but
back in high school he had plenty of encounters with
Coach Joy's butt cookie paddle pease, Shongboy, Coach Joy, shut up.
I hey the gin out of Sylvannah, Georgia. Good morning, Jin,
Good morning, little bebe. Well come all right, Well you
(29:02):
got the first shot at John Boydjeopardy this morning, So Jen,
it was it was not let me let me run
or run over sorry man nineteen of US Reflex nineteen
seventy three. During a meeting with Henry Kissinger, China's chairman,
Miles said that China had an excess of these and
(29:24):
offered to give ten million of them to the United States.
What you're thinking, Jin.
Speaker 9 (29:32):
I'm thinking, what is women.
Speaker 5 (29:35):
What is China women's Yeah, of course that was the seven. Yes,
it was a different time.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Yeah, I'll give you two million. They said they were
they were useless. They weren't working. Honestly, that's what they're
useless to us. And they're not working and they just
keep having babies and r as y'all's.
Speaker 8 (30:00):
He wrote, Jammin, I wouldn't be there without a woman.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
That's got that right. Stupid male, stupid mau.
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Sorry, we got the bottom of the hour, top of
your news report. I want a surprise dude right on
the other side and Mary Jane.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio. Oh
look at his back when Obama was running thing. Some
say he's.
Speaker 5 (31:15):
Still his Jackie had regrets for this, but it Oh
shout out to our big show girls for Saturday Morning.
Taylor handling the Saturday Morning Big Show, Jackie producing it stuff.
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Thank you, this show made the cut. The song made
the cut on the show goes. Jackie likes to hear
me yodel. It's growing on you tube.
Speaker 17 (31:37):
I can tell.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Oh right, well, how about that too.
Speaker 9 (31:43):
The day hit all right, fellas in the White House now,
neighborhood of see, I know a fella by the name
(32:08):
of a ruck. Everything he says is a cruck. He
sold the fools on all his changeing. Oh he ran
his campaign to the center, but they forgot about his
Communist mentors. Know the constitutions really on the roads. He's
(32:31):
in the White House. Now he's in the White House. Now,
I done told you once or twice. These Marxist boys,
they don't play nice. He's in the White House. Now
take a jumboary.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Obama.
Speaker 9 (33:10):
He likes that welfare, cap and trade and healthcare and
now he's gonna screw us with the bad But y'all
to know where the facts is only half the country
pays these taxes. The other half is voting Democrat. He's
(33:35):
in the white House. Now he's in the White House. Now,
I done told you from the start, this guy worth
of popcorn for he's in the White House.
Speaker 6 (33:52):
Now, Unity utity.
Speaker 9 (34:12):
He's put us in hock for trillions, and it's creeping
towards the zillions. He'll give the bill to all us
work in slow. But the people are realizing that community
organizing don't really qualify him for the job. He's in
(34:38):
the White House. Now, he's in the White House. Now
we're fed up.
Speaker 6 (34:46):
Where lies?
Speaker 9 (34:49):
I think it's time to impeach this guy out of
the White House now O John.
Speaker 8 (34:56):
Board, Hooray.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
Unity, Ordy, good morning.
Speaker 5 (35:46):
That's a big show on the radio. Roll into your Thursday.
About twenty minutes away from on Track with Doug Rice
Boys raising in Talladega this weekend.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
Well hang on for that.
Speaker 5 (35:59):
But for.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
And now Deep thoughts with Zach the Weed Guy's girlfriend
Mary Jane. Yeah, what's up, my dudes? Nets over here?
Speaker 6 (36:16):
Okay?
Speaker 8 (36:20):
Oh man, are y'all doing good?
Speaker 1 (36:23):
I'm doing okay.
Speaker 17 (36:25):
I've just been, you know, sitting around thinking about stuff.
You want to hear something.
Speaker 3 (36:32):
Cool.
Speaker 17 (36:33):
I may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head,
I'm really like busy. Can you see a crime at
an Apple store? Are you an eye witness? Okay, okay,
you gotta have a slow start. You dudes know that
(36:56):
bottled water companies don't really produce water.
Speaker 8 (36:59):
They produce plastic bottles. Can't take credit for the water.
Speaker 17 (37:09):
I think starting your day with an early morning run
is a great way to make your day. Not any worse,
I couldn't really see my paper from all the smoke.
Humans cut down trees for paper on which they draw trees.
(37:35):
All right, guys, I've been shopping. Have you ever noticed
if you buy a bigger bed, you're left with more
bedroom but less bedroom? Okay, all right, I went to
the paint store. I went to the paint store to
get thinner and like it did not work. Chocolates A bye?
(38:02):
What I supposed to the lab with that chocolate is
vital to our survival? Okay, it's true.
Speaker 10 (38:09):
It's true.
Speaker 17 (38:10):
Dinosaurs didn't have chocolate and low what happened?
Speaker 3 (38:12):
Alum?
Speaker 7 (38:16):
Have you got that connected word?
Speaker 17 (38:20):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (38:21):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (38:21):
Don't worry about it.
Speaker 16 (38:22):
Don't worry about it.
Speaker 17 (38:24):
So you know, guys, I joined a gym. The fitness
trainer asked me what kind of squad are you accustomed
to doing?
Speaker 1 (38:32):
And I said, didley.
Speaker 17 (38:39):
Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions?
I do?
Speaker 3 (38:44):
Okay?
Speaker 17 (38:48):
One more, okay, and then I gotta go because I
have plans to stare at my phone somewhere exciting. If
you smoke weed on a boat, does that make it seaweed?
Speaker 1 (39:01):
I'm just asking for a friend.
Speaker 17 (39:05):
All right, look at the time, it's just running across
Randy's face. That's it for now, dudes, y'all keep rocking
and I'll keep thinking.
Speaker 5 (39:16):
Apparently Deep Thoughts is brought to you by Hard Graves
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Speaker 1 (39:25):
Four twenty somewhere not cheering. All right, Hey man, this
is Tommy Chong. Whenever I want to get high, I
don't say no. I just listened to John Boy and
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Billy who wrote.
Speaker 5 (39:48):
This Good morning, and it's a big show on the
(40:27):
radio coming up being a government. It's on track with
Doug Rise Boys racing down Alabama and Talladega this weekend
by boy Carl Cook.
Speaker 1 (40:39):
Be there with a Kevin Sport boy. He's our good
sport Kevin Tonecca Sausage Connection.
Speaker 5 (40:48):
They're gonna be for Obama Tailgate Show this Saturday all
season long on YouTube. A boy calling Cook a Grinlin
Sauce Fishionado will be cooking on the Gayton and Grilling
portion of the Bama Tailgate Show on YouTube. That's what
you look up. Bama Tailgate Show'll be right there. Spicy
(41:09):
f Hea cheeseburger sliders on the menu.
Speaker 7 (41:12):
Can't imagine, Oh, good.
Speaker 1 (41:17):
You can't see it right during the show.
Speaker 5 (41:19):
It'll be like on YouTube, you know, like even last
weekends is there, so catch up on your recipes when
you got time's like going.
Speaker 8 (41:27):
Back and listening to a podcast, same kind of idea
I heard about that.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
We got a very popular one people Riser's podcast, mister Techy.
Speaker 5 (41:40):
Alright, so we got things going on Alabama this weekend.
Doug rise a couple of Nascar portion of it in minutes,
Big Show rolls on, Good morning, Big Show's on the radio.
All right, on track with Doug Rice time we'll play
Beating the Blonde in a second for the big old
Bertie County Peanuts prize.
Speaker 1 (41:59):
Fact.
Speaker 5 (41:59):
But first let's welcome Doug. We wanting to get you
set up for Talladega this weekend. Well look back at
Kansas last weekend. But Doug, let's start off with what's
happening in our state just a little bit west of us.
With the floods or hurricane. Places that we've known and
looked at all our life wiped out. And I know
(42:20):
yesterday Shaw, the Motor Speedway where you are, had a
big day to gather supplies to take to those they worked.
Speaker 7 (42:26):
With in conjunction with NASCAR to be the collection site
to take supplies up to North Wilkesboro. From there, they'll
be distributed all over western North Carolina and that makes
that hop a little bit easier to get supplies out.
Lines of cars all day long for people dropping off supplies.
I was especially moved that this one couple drove down
from Athens, Ohio to Concord, North Carolina.
Speaker 16 (42:49):
They had a.
Speaker 7 (42:49):
Horse trailer sized trailer full of water and diapers and
clothes and everything you need.
Speaker 5 (42:57):
Wow.
Speaker 7 (42:57):
And these didn't look like super wealthy people. They looked
like a group that had gone out in the community
and collected all this and drove down here. And that's
just one example. And we had other people come by
that we would have four Kansas soup. But it all
added up and it's much needed. Of the devastation is
beyond our imagination. This really touches me. I was born
in Asheville, lived on the Biltmore States, went to school
(43:19):
at Appalachis State and Boone, so all the places that
I love and really care about, along with millions of
other people directly affected by this. And I don't think
it's not going to get back to normal for a
long time. But what these folks are doing does help.
Speaker 1 (43:32):
That's right.
Speaker 5 (43:33):
We really do need to remember that and keep that
up for it's going to be a long, long recovery.
Speaker 1 (43:38):
It sure is, all right, buddy, we'll take.
Speaker 5 (43:41):
A mind off things a little racing. Last week in Kansas,
we're in the middle of the playoffs, getting ready to
hopefully have a good race. In Talladego, we.
Speaker 7 (43:48):
Have the watermelon Man. Ross Chestain, not a playoff driver.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
Comes on good sexy girls. I don't know where it's
coming from me. Was that on your end, Doug? I
do not have a sexy girl.
Speaker 7 (44:07):
I thought you were handing out a new nickname for
watermelon Man. It seemed like it was appropriately.
Speaker 5 (44:17):
I think.
Speaker 7 (44:17):
I think his smashing the watermelon from on top of
the car has got to be top two or three
victory celebrations of all time.
Speaker 3 (44:25):
Sexy girl, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (44:29):
I swear. We don't know where that's coming from.
Speaker 3 (44:31):
Barry.
Speaker 5 (44:32):
We're going to get our engineer on that, right. All right, Well,
let's hurry up here. We're gonna blame you, do we
find out what's happening here. Sexy there it is?
Speaker 1 (44:51):
Well, let's movie anyway. Jess Day won the race.
Speaker 7 (44:53):
She smashed the watermelon. That was great. They're gonna race
in Talladega this weekend. Who knows gonna win? Thirty six
cars will start the race. Any one of them has
a shot at winning at Talladega.
Speaker 1 (45:04):
That is the beauty there.
Speaker 7 (45:06):
Denny Hamlin and Michael Jordan are suing NASCAR because they
say NASCAR doesn't play fair. And here's what their statement said.
We share a passion for racing, the thrill of competition
and winning off the race check. We share a belief
that change is necessary for the sport we love. Together,
we brought this anti trust case so that racing can
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thrive and become a more competitive and fair sport in
ways that will benefit teams, drivers, sponsors, and most importantly, fans.
And that's the press release from twenty three to eleven
and Front Row Motor Sports that have decided to take
on NASCAR. I don't know that anybody's gonna win in this,
I really don't. This is not the kind of thing
(45:49):
that our sport is used to. But this is going
to play out for a long time, so we'll see
how that plays out. And who knows, Denny Hamler might
go to Talladega and win this weekend, and whoever wins
automatically to the next round of the playoffs. That's why.
Remember Ross Test and he's the one with the sexy girlfriend.
He won last week at Kansas. That took away a
(46:11):
guaranteed spot in the next round the twelve playoff drivers,
so now their chances of winning a race and advancing
shrink by one. So a lot of different things going
on there, and we'll be curious to see how all
this plays out.
Speaker 5 (46:25):
All right, well, we'll watch it this weekend. And Barry
engineer came in turned everything off as up my microphone.
So I think that took care of the sexy girlfriend.
She was growing on me a little.
Speaker 7 (46:35):
Bit, right, Okay, well there's no times.
Speaker 5 (46:38):
Thank you so much, Doug. Be careful out there, buddy.
We love you man, all right, love y'all too.
Speaker 1 (46:43):
All right, buddy, that's you dad. I see my lips moving.
Speaker 5 (46:49):
All right.
Speaker 1 (46:49):
Let's play beating the blunt.
Speaker 5 (46:50):
Pull ourselves together one ain't hundred big show.
Speaker 1 (46:53):
You told free line. We'll play neggs
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