November 30, 2023 • 46 mins
Thursday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Hoyt & The Junior Nation Band spread Holiday cheer with, “Delbert Beat Up Santa..” - We give Porky’s B-B-Blue Christmas its first spin in 2023.. - Tarmac the Magnificent divines the answers on another batch of never before seen questions.. - Trans-Siberian Orchestra Drummer Jeff Plate gives us an update on the TSO 2023 Tour.. - and we’ll finish up with the Mayor of Dismal Seepage..
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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day to day Light dot Com. Ain't gonna We'll play
in ministry right now. Jeff Plate from the trends Iberian Orchestra.
You know what time it is, Christmas time and these
boys and girls are hitting the road again. Jeff is
TSO's drummer, an original member when Paul O'Neill, the Late
Great Paul O'Neill put this together, and millions and millions
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of dollars for charity later generations still going straw. Good morning,
mister Jeff Plate.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
You guys doing Thanks for having man.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
We're doing awesome. Thanks for joining us right quick this morning, Jeff.
We just wanted to hit some cities that you gonna
be traveling through Big Show country and it's uh it's
time right here, man, looking on the first of December,
which is tomorrow, what is gonna be in Toledo, Ohio?
Then Nashville, Knoxville, Columbia, South Carolina, Fort Worth, Texas. In
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here in the Queen City of Charlotte, North Carolina on
December the ninth, you can get to. It's a lot
of shows going. Of course, trans Dash Siberian dot com
is the website. So uh, Jeff Man, is it Is
it fun for you guys every year?
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Because it sure is for your fans.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Yeah, it absolutely is. And I mean, you know, we've
we've come a long way. We've been doing this now
for close to twenty five years.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
On the road.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
And you mentioned Paul O'Neill, and you know when when
we first started doing this, there was obviously more questions
than answers, but Paul believed in this project more than anything.
He's stuck to it and lo and behol look at
the success this has become. So hey, man, you know,
this is for all of us. We've dreamed of doing
this since we were kids. And Translaborine Orchestra is such
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a special group of people and in a wonderful show.
To be a part of the energy is great and everything,
but it is a big rock show. It is a
ton of fun to play and the audiences come bck
every year and they love it, so it's all good.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
And you know, you have inspired a lot of kids
to take up musical instruments. One like a little girl,
the fiddle player and the volley player was hanging over
her on.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
One of the shows. Imprends so much.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
She went and learned how got well for Christmas and
is playing right now, Little Anna Man, that is so
awesome and that for many stories like that I have.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
And how cool? How cool is that?
Speaker 4 (02:50):
You know?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
I I remember watching my heroes on television in the
concert and how they inspired me and how to give
that back come full circle. It's awesome.
Speaker 5 (02:59):
We're talking out forty six days of non stop touring.
How long does it take you to prep for that?
When do you start, you know, basically working it out
what you're going to do this year?
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Well, our rehearsals started the beginning of November and in
crinit we've been doing this for a long time, so
we you know, a lot of this music we have
played many, many, many, many times. It doesn't take too
long to get some of the stuff back up to speed.
But the production part of things is where it gets serious.
That's where we put it in a lot of time.
That's why these shows are so special. But you know,
after twenty plus years of doing these shows, I kind
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of figured I think I played Christmas Eve sorre Able
like twenty five hundred times twenty some years, so I
think I got that one down. But everything else we
really worked really hard at just to make sure it's
as good as it can be.
Speaker 6 (03:48):
Well, so for anyone who hasn't been to one of
these shows, I mean it is a big production and
having the the crew come in and put up all
the lighting and sound.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Rock tour and a circus and a Broadway musical and
four or five different things all once.
Speaker 6 (04:04):
I remember in the late seventies going to see Kiss
and was amazed at all of the This puts Kiss
to shame. Without all of the pyrotechnics and the lighting
that they do, it's pretty amazing. I don't know how
you get it done from city to city. I mean,
how many people are in the crew for that, I
don't have.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
The exact number. I think we travel with with seventy
plus crew members and plus you have all the local
people that show up to help. But you know they
are the unsung heroes to this tour because, as you mentioned,
we do a lot of shows in a short amount
of time, do two shows a day in most of
these major cities, and these guys have this thing up
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and running perfectly almost every day. And I tell you, man,
we couldn't do it without them. They're awesome.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Well, I know a lot of our listeners looking forward
to the twenty twenty three TSO Tour. The Ghost of
Christmas Eve. This is the best of TSO and more.
It promises a new, larger presentation of that beloved holiday tradition.
The Ghost of Christmas Eve just captured the hearts of
multiple generations.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
So that's today.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
And tickets for all TSO shows available now at trans
Dash Siberian dot com and all the CDs as well.
You know, you just getting here for Christmas presents for
the kids. And of course TSO fans got so many
Christmas Eve and other stories well from ninety six and
ninety eight. The Christmas Attict got Beethoven's Last Night, the
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Lost Christmas Eve, Nightcastle, Dreams of Fireflies, Letters from the
Lebrent the Ghost of Christmas Eve, and it's just all
right there. Everything you need to know is that TSO's
website and I know we've already got our tickets for
an afternoon show for December the night here in Charlotte,
North Carolina. And Jeff, thanks for taking time with us
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and men tell you it's just awesome. You are a
Christmas tradition and that has to be something very out
of and always we like to mention the money that
you guys give to the local charities of the cities
that you come in performed with great shows, but you
leave a lot.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
It's like a for every ticket, right, it's all your ticket.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Where we're up to close to eighteen million dollars across
the country after all these years.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
So it's awesome.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
It's a it's a good thing, man, it's we're all
very proud of it.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Well, Jeff, thanks for joining us, buddy, you travel safe
and can't wait to see you and Merry Christmas.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
You thanks for everything, all right, buddy, good deal?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
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Speaker 5 (08:01):
A supermarket in Canada has an offbeat way to discourage
their customers from using plastic grocery bags at the checkout.
Vancouver's East West Market still offers plastic bags, but they're
not really the kind of thing you want to be
seen walking down the street carrying, because the bags are
printed with fake logos. For odd ball stores like the
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Weird Adult Video Emporium and Wortt ointment Warehouse, the idea
is to make it a tad embarrassing to use plastic
and encourage their customers to wish to more earth friendly
cloth bags for their groceries. Instead, the store says, the
fake brand that makes the most people stop using plastic
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Head down to Summerville.
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You go ahead.
Speaker 7 (09:15):
I want to shout out to Jackie.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
I love you. Oh got you a fan Jacqueline Ride buddy,
But hang on, I'm gonna put you on it right now.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
All right, kick up on your jo.
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We're hitting all the big show Christmas classics today, both
of them. Parking rode off the Redneck rain Deer before him.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Next wee.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Good morning. This is a big show on the radio. Thursday,
November the thirtieth. I had a Porky Pigs Blue Christmas
makes Show Christmas Classic earlier, wasn't that great?
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Still working older?
Speaker 1 (10:34):
I will turn our attention to the classics that came
out of the Cebe craze, in the Kung Fu craze
of the seventies, who can't be tough, Honney Murray and
these smokey mountain oyster bed.
Speaker 8 (11:07):
Rude all the rednagariney smoke, lucky strikes and nip snuff
and win it come doo liquor.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
He couldn't ever get in now.
Speaker 8 (11:22):
He carried a song off shot gun and always slicked
back his fur plastin Layton all out the other rainers
all the time called him sir.
Speaker 6 (11:40):
Well.
Speaker 8 (11:41):
He lived in a double white trailer about a mile from.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Sandy's house, his own tandy chin.
Speaker 8 (11:50):
Every Christmas Rudolph would always get sound didn walk down
to the he ball Yeah, worthy of the rain. There's
wouldn't be even hate worried because had spent two backer
juice and punch out two or more like name and Jim.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Dunner, you'll let you get him in the wall.
Speaker 8 (12:17):
Give me a lift now eat And then one buggy
Christmas Eve, Sandy king down to Rudolph's trailer. You know
where Rudolph was lying in the bed trying to get
over last night's drunk.
Speaker 7 (12:30):
Yeah here.
Speaker 8 (12:30):
Then santy Claus saw Rudolph's bed covered with electuor bottles,
the macro juice all over it. Had cigarette butts all
over the floor. There he got raio mane shorty, I
ain't and he said to Rudolph, you'd better get on
the dead gum wagon and pulled my sled tonight.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Boy, ain't about it, man.
Speaker 8 (12:48):
Now, Rudolph bit like this kind of loud talks early
in the morning, you know. So he reached over and
spit thebacca juice in the left eye. Sandy Claw then
took a liquor bottle and busted it over bed.
Speaker 7 (13:00):
Look at it.
Speaker 8 (13:01):
Get the hell out of here. You get that gun
bat hit me.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Fo no d will you do?
Speaker 8 (13:05):
You see Santa Claus didn't like at a talk. I
don't let them got a tall food off coming at
it with a bottling all. You know what that funny
does say? Santa Claus has been taking kung fu lessons
from this Chinese held of all.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Summer longer while he didn't have nothing to do.
Speaker 8 (13:18):
Boy what so he takes his right hand there and
slams it into Rudolf's old face.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
It just knocks him flying on the floor.
Speaker 9 (13:27):
You with.
Speaker 8 (13:29):
Off the red back rain. There had a very flooding noose,
and if you ever saw it, you would even say
it close.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
All of the other rain deers al lamb and rove
bap their heads.
Speaker 8 (13:51):
Calls Rudolph the red neck Arin there, that's how your
nose God.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
Bred.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio having
fun Thursday morning, last day of November.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
I've read with that zoom goal, all right.
Speaker 9 (14:40):
Do it?
Speaker 5 (14:43):
And now deep thoughts with Zach the weed Guy's girlfriend
Mary Jane.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Oh yeah, you didn't have neighbors. What's up, y'all?
Speaker 4 (14:56):
Doing good? I'm doing good.
Speaker 8 (14:59):
Thanks.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
I've just been sitting around the house, you know, thinking
about stuff.
Speaker 10 (15:07):
I see what you did there, that's cool.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
Cool. You know, I drive more carefully when there's a
bag of takeout food and the seat beside me than
I do when there's like an actual.
Speaker 10 (15:17):
Person in the seat beside my life. Go careful around
the corner.
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YouTube Like, shouldn't put ads on the front of a
first aid video?
Speaker 9 (15:31):
You know?
Speaker 4 (15:31):
I mean, we don't have time to think about red
lobster when Uncle Frank's choking on a chicken bone. I
think our microwave broke, so we bought us a new one.
It's got so many buttons on it. I mean, how
many buttons does a microwave need, I'd say about four.
Speaker 10 (15:55):
I mean, come on, look me in the eye.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
Come on, tell me you've ever pushed the seven button
on a microwave. Google street View is like the weirdest
job ever. One day you walk in they hired a new.
Speaker 10 (16:12):
Guy and his boss said, Okay, put this camera on
top of your car and like, go drive down every
street in the world. That made my head hurt.
Speaker 5 (16:33):
If you're quiet.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
And you're good looking, well people think you're mysterious. But
if you're quiet and ugly, they think, yipes, is weirdo.
The most reassuring thing to hear somebody say on the
phone is take your time. I haven't left yet either.
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Humans are at the top of the food chain.
Speaker 10 (17:08):
What's at the bottom? I think it's Zaxby's. Zaxbie's sure
at the bottom.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
And I hate when the cashier at CBS goes, would
you like to round up a dollar to fight child hunger?
And I'm like, y'all make a bajillion dollars a year
and I'm using a coupon to get fifty cents off
a box of Bandaids, Like why don't you round up
a dollar?
Speaker 10 (17:41):
Okay, one more?
Speaker 3 (17:42):
And then like I gotta go.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
And run off my landscapers. Back when I was little,
I asked my dad what being a grown up is like,
and he said, you know, little princess, that thing where
you fall down on a trampoline and all the other
kids keep jumping so you can't get back up.
Speaker 10 (18:04):
It's a lot like that, y'all.
Speaker 4 (18:08):
My dad's bretty is smart due. Anyway, that's it for now,
y'all keep rocking. I'll keep doing my stuff.
Speaker 10 (18:17):
I'm thinking, lady dude.
Speaker 5 (18:20):
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Speaker 3 (18:48):
High and fun. And who the hell can't get behind
that old Patrick? If time for my spongebat.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Whoa good morning, Let's make sua on the radio for
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your Thursday in November the thirtieth, right, man, were you
talking about? Yeah, okay tomorrow, Yeah, we'll get I go
on track with Sorens and I got that. We're just
talking about Rice Young. You know, if y'all heard, I
don't know, Jackie, you probably have the the push push
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in football.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Tighter of you you've made right now, you know.
Speaker 5 (20:01):
Taylor can actually make it, make the sound.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
It's all the old quarterback sneak what we used to
call it, you know, right up there on the line.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
Quarterback takes it. But now they've discovered that.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
If the lineman or the backs whoever can push them,
it's legal to push them.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
So the hiding the ball and quarterbacks so they called
the tush push. They just get on button.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
The Manning's explained it, like one on each cheek, you know,
if you get you know, two big guys and you
got all that behind you, Like like the Eagles justin
field just never fails for them when you just got
like one yard or just.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
To go like, yeah, they do that push.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
But with our quarterback, you know, the Carolina Panthers, I
don't know whether you're keeping up with it, but fire
the coach after the game on Sunday.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
And then a couple others. Yeah, three, I think I
got the thing.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
And Bryce Young, our number one pick is uh is
kind of a small, smaller guy. So we're talking about
he never runs that when when it has happened, they'll
put in Andy Dalton, the backup cord of me.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
You know, it's bigger god, and they make him y'all
remind me.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
I was talking about this to ask Sorens and tomorrow
when we have him on about this time making his picks,
is it legal to throw him?
Speaker 3 (21:15):
Because with him, could we just throw Bryce over the line?
Speaker 5 (21:18):
It's dangerously close to like a dwarf crossing movie.
Speaker 6 (21:23):
There was a time, now I don't know anything about sports,
there was a time what was newt.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
Coach Rockney? Rockney? Yeah, actually so to handle.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
And that was my next deal. Is that illegal now
because we get little handles on?
Speaker 3 (21:39):
Yeah, Jersey, it is ill. It wasn't until he did it. Yeah,
but they actually threw him over the line of scripts.
I don't know if you can push, you know like that?
Why throw?
Speaker 10 (21:52):
It's a slippery slope, right they just yeah, let me
just tell you.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
I I truly regret googling push push Yeah, close that quick,
all right?
Speaker 1 (22:03):
And then one more thing, the sorts of about uh well,
during the Baltimore Ravens game, the War and the Quarterback. Okay,
so Flowers, a guy with the last name Flowers, scored
a touchdown and for his celebration, he took the football
and he threw it over his back and then a
guy called it. This teammate called it and got on
his knees with the football.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
So figured it out. He was like throwing a bouquet.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
His last name was Flowers, so he was throwing the
flowers as they may out it.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
And Mark Jackson was trying to explain it to him
and then look that he was giving him what what
are you doing? Man?
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Why afraid of being sissy's if you're you know, NFL
star and you scored a touchdown?
Speaker 3 (22:47):
Yeah, and it's frowned upon. It was fun. Ah, okay, Well,
let's find out what else.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
For y'all to watch when Tatterer Tament News. Oh no,
the regular tattainment. All right, we already covered that. We
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Yeah, well, you know the reports would ever start out
this way on entertainment tonight, We're no, thanks a.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
Lot, but you know I'd watch more. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 10 (23:53):
You know they're saying it in their head, they're just
not saying it right.
Speaker 9 (23:57):
Marty Kroft the TV producer best known for Cookree with
his brother Sid the children's show such as Hr Puffin Stuff,
Land of the Loss, Sigmund and the Sea Monsters, as.
Speaker 10 (24:07):
Well as Donnie and Marie and The Brady Bunch Hour
they created.
Speaker 5 (24:10):
Donny Marie that those aren't real people.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
I thought they were muppets.
Speaker 10 (24:14):
The Well bless his heart, he passed away. He was
eighty six years old.
Speaker 9 (24:19):
Past Despite doing more dramatic roles in recent years, Bradley
Cooper says he's open to doing another Hangover movie. Yes,
Bradley wants a Hangover four. Yes, he said he would
probably do a Hangover four in an instant, just because
he loves the director and he loves the guys.
Speaker 10 (24:35):
Zach ed he loves them all so much that he
would probably do it.
Speaker 6 (24:39):
You know what, it probably would work again. I mean
I think the last one was okay. You know most
of them, you know, you get past three and there's
like no love. The first one is just amazing, amazing, Yeah.
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Gold Yeah.
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Paris Hilton, you all remember her, Harris Hilton.
Speaker 5 (24:56):
Well you will let us forget her.
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Yeah, keep it alive.
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Paris.
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She welcomed her second child into the world and maybe girl.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
Just made them wow that she knows that.
Speaker 5 (25:09):
Well.
Speaker 9 (25:09):
She and her husband have named a little girl London,
and London joins her brother Phoenix, and both children are
believed to have been born via surrogate.
Speaker 4 (25:17):
According to.
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Holid Oats you.
Speaker 9 (25:26):
Know, arguably one of the most successful, longest lasting duo
and music history, are headed for a bumpy ride because
Daryl Hall has filed a suit against John Oates.
Speaker 5 (25:36):
Like a restraining order.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
When they were first let's found out found out you got, Well,
that was a lot more than what I.
Speaker 9 (25:47):
I know that the suit was filed on November sixteenth
in Nashville, and that's as far as.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
She's ready headline. You know her generation.
Speaker 9 (25:56):
And while it's a sealed classified document, TMZ nobody knows
that TMZ of course has the leaks, and they said
that their speculation that they're in arbitration because Hall feels
that Oats violated a deal. They also report that Hall
has gotten overstraining order against his partner.
Speaker 10 (26:13):
That's all I got on it.
Speaker 5 (26:14):
It's something about a company that owns part of their
music publishing and Oates wants to sell and Darryl Dill
Hall doesn't want to see.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
So we talk about these artists sell their catalogs with
a bunch of money, and they got some songs there,
so I'm sure it comes down the money.
Speaker 9 (26:28):
Well, Hall had already been burned by that because in
twenty one he sold some of his interests in the
thing and he didn't get paid.
Speaker 10 (26:36):
So he's been burned by it.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
Okay, yeah, well you definitely want to get paid. Yeah, please.
Speaker 6 (26:43):
You know he's got a great Darryl Hall has a
great web, I mean a YouTube channel where they do record.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
Sect Darl's house. Yes, it looks like a show. It
is awesome.
Speaker 5 (26:54):
I mean, and he'll have like the original ojays on
or just you never know who's going to pop.
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Up on or something oj shows up.
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Ye.
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I can't go for that with him. Listen to just
the piece of it here if I can get it
to play.
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Good and then awesome enough bumper base, uh, but not
in the middle of tighter. Yeah, but it's worth looking up.
Speaker 10 (27:35):
I mean as far as you know, I orchestrated that.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
Playing another right, Yeah, that's great.
Speaker 4 (27:41):
Great.
Speaker 10 (27:41):
I'll be cut to here in a minute. Rolling Stones
are going to hit the road next year. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 5 (27:48):
They're like in their eighties, right, the road is going
to hit back.
Speaker 9 (27:52):
They're going to support their new album, Hackney Diamonds, and
so they're gonna do fifteen US stadium dates and one
in Canada starting April twenty eight in Houston.
Speaker 10 (28:02):
You can catch the Stones next.
Speaker 3 (28:03):
Sponging by aar Pay. Yeah yeah it is. Yeah about
were finished all right, Randy?
Speaker 4 (28:13):
That was.
Speaker 9 (28:15):
And I want to let you know that Mark Knopfler
is following the lead of his friend Eric Clapton by
auctioning off more than one hundred and twenty of his
guitars and amp wires.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
Wow Wow.
Speaker 10 (28:26):
He told the BBC. This reason for the sale is
his age.
Speaker 9 (28:29):
He said that I'm looking now at about twenty guitars
that I used to make records, and there are at
least one hundred left that aren't getting played, and he'd
like them to be played.
Speaker 10 (28:37):
So he's going to.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
Auction them off to folks, going to give them away.
Speaker 9 (28:42):
His big ticket item is a nineteen fifty nine Gibson
Les Paul with a sunburst finish.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
Wow.
Speaker 9 (28:48):
It's considered the holy grail of electric guitars, and it's
expected to sell between three hundred and seventy five and
six hundred thousand.
Speaker 6 (28:55):
We'll have to make sure low vintage instruments knows about
this auction.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
Mark Knopfler's wonderful Yes, yes, I mean this is how
no pre blown training.
Speaker 10 (29:09):
And if we have time for one more.
Speaker 9 (29:10):
Paul McCartney, Elton John and Garth Brooks will make an
appearance in the sequel to This Is Spinal Tap. Rob
Ryder says we're going to start shooting at the end
of February, and it will reportly parody The Last Waltz,
director Martin Scorsese's film about the band's farewell show Thanksgiving
nineteen seventy six.
Speaker 5 (29:30):
They've been trying to get them to do this for years.
Speaker 3 (29:34):
Oh my god, you're kidding. You were a good worker.
Appreciate you, baby.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Well, let's get us a winter. Let's play wordy Word.
Here we go, y'all, one eight hundred Big Show. You
told free line across America. We'll get a couple of
contestants and play next.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
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Speaker 1 (30:16):
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Speaker 3 (30:37):
You want to play. Make it happen to like right now.
I went to everybody's head about the bet. I played
the wordy word and a worthy word.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Let's meet a contestant with some brothers out of Texas.
They gonna play against each other. We got JP from Manila,
Good morning, JP, Good morning, Heyboddy. And we got Matthew
from Grand Selene, Texas Coome morning, Matthew, good morning, good morning.
All right, boars, welcome. Let's play some wordy word.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
Now, one of your brothers smarter than the others.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
You think it's always that, you know, Okay, credit on
that one.
Speaker 3 (31:17):
Smartness.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Don't really have a lot to do with wordy word
at times more or less you quick, Look you, we didn't.
Speaker 3 (31:23):
Put it for twenty five years. Look at that. We
change it up and that was all right. Well, let's
see what happens in so Matthew, you relax. You're on
team Tator and Randon.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
JP's on the John Boy and Bill Side and me
and JP will go for the first thirty.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
Then all right, JP, you.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Ready, buddy, you sir, all right, I'm gonna put him
right there, shout him out, ready go. The cow says
uh huh okay, rhymes with it. You set in a church, Yes,
rhymes with it. A ghost says, yeah, rhymes with it.
(32:01):
It's not false, it is true. Rhymes with it.
Speaker 7 (32:06):
Get a.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
Yes, all right, rhymes with it. The clock says with
the bird the bird says, yeah, goad work at JP
methodically put a six on the boards.
Speaker 6 (32:22):
Starting to smell a rat gets he gets all these
rhyming things right off the back.
Speaker 3 (32:28):
Of it when you complain about randomness. All right, mate,
you you are up with tatter for your round one?
Are you ready?
Speaker 2 (32:38):
I sure, hope.
Speaker 10 (32:39):
So you're not rhyming anymore?
Speaker 3 (32:41):
Well, okay, so you're not rhyming and ready go.
Speaker 9 (32:46):
It's a little bear in Australia. Yes, this is another
word for icing. You put this on a donut or
a cake. I like chocolate.
Speaker 10 (32:57):
Blank on my icing another word for ice.
Speaker 12 (33:00):
Word.
Speaker 10 (33:01):
It's like blank the snowman, blanky, the snowman.
Speaker 4 (33:06):
What's his name?
Speaker 3 (33:06):
There you go.
Speaker 9 (33:08):
The opposite of tight is h rhymes with it orange
blank you drink it soda?
Speaker 7 (33:20):
Stop?
Speaker 8 (33:20):
It don't.
Speaker 3 (33:24):
Supposed to be the clue. Yeah, okay, So so he
said it after.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
That, after dawned on him. Yeah, so so that one
out a three on the board. So man, you cut
his brother JP's lead in half. Oh, we're going around two,
JP and Billy.
Speaker 3 (33:43):
Are you ready? JP?
Speaker 7 (33:45):
Read and go.
Speaker 5 (33:47):
Gigantic animal in Canada with great big horns on his head.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
They're massive. Yeah, there you go. Rhymes with it.
Speaker 5 (33:54):
You put this around a guy's neck when you're gonna
hang him. Yep, my mother blank, nursery rhyme.
Speaker 7 (34:02):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
Let's see.
Speaker 5 (34:03):
The last car on the train.
Speaker 7 (34:05):
Is the Taboot.
Speaker 5 (34:07):
Yep, Dexter's blank. It was a TV cartoon show.
Speaker 3 (34:11):
And this is not a rhyme.
Speaker 5 (34:13):
It is on cartoon netwab.
Speaker 7 (34:15):
Yeah, and the long form of.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
Ye all right, five on a six and eleven for JP.
So Matthew and Randy eight, Yeah, you need eight. So
y'all get out there and have some fun. Well, we
might as well just talk about what you do for
a living.
Speaker 3 (34:38):
I'll give it a shot. Give it a shot, all right, Matthew,
here we go go.
Speaker 6 (34:43):
So, if you wear shoes that don't fit real well,
you might get one of these on the back of
your foot.
Speaker 7 (34:48):
Blister.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
That's right. So you wear these to keep your pants up,
to go over your shoulders.
Speaker 6 (34:52):
And clamp onto the pants suspender.
Speaker 3 (34:54):
That's right.
Speaker 6 (34:56):
This is a type of computer that sits on a
part of your body, A very small computer.
Speaker 3 (35:02):
They call it a no a computerur they call it
a specific type. It sit. If you sit down, you
might go sit on Santa cla, what if you go
to a stripper.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
All right, Matthew, you got too much stuff and you
JP your brother when.
Speaker 3 (35:25):
Well, you're the one bringing up the strip. And how
good was that clue? Because John Boy said, if you
go to a stripper laptop.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
Hey, well, Matthew down grand Selene. You can play again anytime, buddy.
We appreciate you taking you whooping from your brother here,
all right, but now we know which ones well well,
ol j P can play worthy word your prize pack
and liquid performance John Boy and Miller bugget headed down
to you Manila.
Speaker 3 (35:54):
JP.
Speaker 7 (35:55):
Thank y'all, guys, appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (35:56):
Appreciate y'all boys. Good morning, got the Big Show on
the Radio.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
Got I requested bit for the morning from Seth Hawkins
out of Knoxville, Tennessee. Says says one of my favorites
for Christmas when Hoddes sang all he wants is a
beer for Christmas?
Speaker 3 (36:13):
Me too? Hoyt alright, Seth, y'all song coming up next.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
Good Thursday Morning, Big Shows on the Radio requested bit
in Seth Hawkins out in Knoxville, Tennessee.
Speaker 3 (36:50):
His favorite Big Show Christmas song what in the Junior Nation?
Speaker 4 (36:54):
Band?
Speaker 3 (37:01):
I don't get Chuck's clock for Christmas. All my friends
are broke ast me.
Speaker 5 (37:08):
I never find no presents underneed the Christmas tree. I
got nowhere to hang us stocking.
Speaker 7 (37:17):
I ain't got no fireplace. All the Gallas of meet
look like they just through in from my space.
Speaker 3 (37:26):
Christmas show can be that.
Speaker 7 (37:30):
I could use a nice cold but show cut.
Speaker 8 (37:34):
Use some che.
Speaker 12 (37:37):
For Christmas's peep.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
I don't get much Christmas section, got no girlfriend by
my side.
Speaker 12 (37:52):
It's hard to get romantical living in the same white
My roommate down there, he's a handful big.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
It's gooop.
Speaker 12 (38:03):
You ever seen his girlfriend gave him COVID.
Speaker 3 (38:08):
We all had to quarantine.
Speaker 5 (38:11):
We're in hot to the irs.
Speaker 7 (38:14):
A real bad case of ibs.
Speaker 3 (38:18):
Writ my whole baby Little for Christmas, it's fee.
Speaker 12 (38:29):
Baba the body.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
Shot by run.
Speaker 7 (38:33):
Its gonna wint down the tunes.
Speaker 12 (38:38):
It's been months and months since I last seen some food,
Since my last start mistaking, I've done a lot but breaking.
Speaker 3 (38:50):
I'm stuck in the mud, so sad, break some bun.
Speaker 7 (38:56):
I don't ask for much this Christmas.
Speaker 8 (38:59):
Sad can do what you can do.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
Drop me open nice coast twelve pack that is all.
Speaker 8 (39:07):
Ask of you help me beat this.
Speaker 5 (39:10):
Christmas folk were not good old Christmas drunk. Make my
whole band.
Speaker 7 (39:18):
Oh for Christmas is bee.
Speaker 3 (39:28):
Ho for Christmas, sis.
Speaker 8 (39:31):
Be holvote for Christmas, sispee.
Speaker 3 (39:41):
Hold on for Christmas. Sispe a Hizer version.
Speaker 7 (39:50):
Sai.
Speaker 3 (40:20):
Good morning, Big Joe's on the radio. Yeah we're still going.
Glad you hung around. Look who come in the door
right here?
Speaker 1 (40:28):
That there's always something exciting happening in dismal seeped South Carolina.
And we got the mayor on the phone, ladies and gentlemen,
the Honorable Merwin Coop fiddle swoop.
Speaker 3 (40:39):
How's it going, Mayor?
Speaker 7 (40:41):
You know, chad boy, there's always something exciting happening in
dismal seep at South Carolina.
Speaker 3 (40:48):
I know I just said that.
Speaker 7 (40:50):
Oh okay, let me get ahead here love the show
blah blah blah. How about those braves blah blah blah.
Not the heat to humidity ah. Here we are welcome
to the big political correctness days here in dismal seepage.
Speaker 3 (41:07):
Ah political correctness days. So how does that work? Mayor?
Speaker 7 (41:11):
Pretty dark?
Speaker 4 (41:12):
Good?
Speaker 7 (41:13):
We hope. We just want a nice festive weekend with
no hullabaloo. So We've decided to do a little something
to appease all the thin skin pisson owners in the community.
Kicking off Friday night, we've got the big gay b
Q cookoff.
Speaker 3 (41:31):
Does Dismal Sebage have a big game population?
Speaker 7 (41:34):
Not really? Three? I think maybe four. I'm not sure
about that Mannish woman that works at the feed store.
I can't get a read on her. And to compound matters,
I can't be sure if any of them really know
how to run a grill.
Speaker 3 (41:51):
So what are you gonna do?
Speaker 7 (41:53):
We're busting some in from Myrtle Beach.
Speaker 3 (41:54):
Ah, why Myrtle Beach?
Speaker 7 (41:57):
Have you been there? They could spare a few and
the grand prize is a weekend at Myrtle Beach, so
we're hoping to save a few bucks.
Speaker 3 (42:07):
What's on tap for Saturday.
Speaker 7 (42:10):
Saturday is the big Everybody's Legal Parade. All the non
citizens and undocumented workers will be guests of honor in
a big parade right down Main Street.
Speaker 1 (42:22):
Wait a second, is Dismal Seepage becoming a sanctuary city?
Speaker 7 (42:26):
Oh not at all. Truthfully, between you and me, we're
just moving a bunch of junk out of the old
courthouse into the landfill. So We're just slapping some crape
paper and balloons on the junk wagons and voila, it's
a parade. Plus it makes the day laborers feel like
they're big appreciated. I see all those people standing along
the parade route, waving and hollering. Gives them a warm
(42:50):
feeling like they actually belong here, which they don't. But whatever.
And the people watching have no idea. They're really just
seeing a run to the dump exactly. And Saturday night
is all about the ladies. We're celebrating good old women's live.
We'll kick it off with a big bra burning bonfire
(43:12):
and ironically the accompanying big wheatie roads. Then it's a
performance by the Chimpindales.
Speaker 3 (43:21):
You mean the Chippindalees.
Speaker 7 (43:23):
No, it's like that, but with monkeys. Who doesn't love
a monkey and monkey strippers?
Speaker 3 (43:32):
Forget about the monkeys strippers? Do they like bowl dances?
Speaker 7 (43:38):
Try to stop them. It's pretty hilarious. The hard part
is getting them down.
Speaker 3 (43:45):
It sounds like something for the whole family.
Speaker 7 (43:47):
Oh listen, kids have a ball putting bananas in the
monkeys garter.
Speaker 3 (43:51):
Yeah, sounds like a pretty full weekend.
Speaker 7 (43:53):
Oh and it's not over. John Boy, Sunday is the Fix,
the Flag Day.
Speaker 3 (43:59):
Fix the.
Speaker 7 (44:01):
Well. You know, we've had some drama here in South
Carolina over a certain flag. So we're having a big
celebration as we introduce a new flag to flyover Dismal
Seepage City Hall.
Speaker 3 (44:13):
Wow, a new flag or what's that?
Speaker 4 (44:15):
Like?
Speaker 7 (44:16):
You see, John Boy, we hear in Dismal Seepage seek
to be inclusive to all those groups and parties seeking
to be honored. So what we've done is designed a
flag for everyone.
Speaker 3 (44:27):
That sounds like a pretty impossible task.
Speaker 7 (44:31):
I think we got it covered. We've started with the
controversial stars and bars pattern, but instead of red and blue,
it's all the colors of the rainbow.
Speaker 3 (44:41):
I don't know about Dad.
Speaker 7 (44:42):
We'll see. My thinking was the reason the South probably
lost was because of all the gays fighting on their side.
What moving on? Have you ever been to Atlanta? You
see where I'm going with that. That of the upper
left corner is the crescent moon.
Speaker 3 (44:58):
The crescent moon from the the Muslim flag.
Speaker 7 (45:01):
Yes and no, if you look close, it's the mac
Tonight mood from the old McDonald's commercial. So we've taken
care of Muslims and fat people all in one stroke.
And in the upper right corner is a midget in
a sombrero, and then the lower left corner is a
little caricature of Obama.
Speaker 3 (45:18):
Who's that for?
Speaker 7 (45:19):
The commis sort of throwing them a phone.
Speaker 1 (45:22):
There that sounds like a mess, So the guy's gonna
cause more trouble than before.
Speaker 7 (45:27):
Man, you know I'm looking at it right now. Eh,
h's a mess.
Speaker 3 (45:33):
So what are you gonna do?
Speaker 7 (45:36):
Well? The only thing I can do, Betty, Well, you'll
see if we can hold the monkeys over another day.
I think I got it covered because you know what
they say, the monkeys, right, So come on down the
politically correct days here in dismal seepage, the beautiful town
with the horrible name and brings bananas. We're gonna need it.
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day to day Light dot Com. Ain't gonna We'll play
in ministry right now. Jeff Plate from the trends Iberian Orchestra.
You know what time it is, Christmas time and these
boys and girls are hitting the road again. Jeff is
TSO's drummer, an original member when Paul O'Neill, the Late
Great Paul O'Neill put this together, and millions and millions
(00:44):
of dollars for charity later generations still going straw. Good morning,
mister Jeff Plate.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
You guys doing Thanks for having man.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
We're doing awesome. Thanks for joining us right quick this morning, Jeff.
We just wanted to hit some cities that you gonna
be traveling through Big Show country and it's uh it's
time right here, man, looking on the first of December,
which is tomorrow, what is gonna be in Toledo, Ohio?
Then Nashville, Knoxville, Columbia, South Carolina, Fort Worth, Texas. In
(01:17):
here in the Queen City of Charlotte, North Carolina on
December the ninth, you can get to. It's a lot
of shows going. Of course, trans Dash Siberian dot com
is the website. So uh, Jeff Man, is it Is
it fun for you guys every year?
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Because it sure is for your fans.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Yeah, it absolutely is. And I mean, you know, we've
we've come a long way. We've been doing this now
for close to twenty five years.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
On the road.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
And you mentioned Paul O'Neill, and you know when when
we first started doing this, there was obviously more questions
than answers, but Paul believed in this project more than anything.
He's stuck to it and lo and behol look at
the success this has become. So hey, man, you know,
this is for all of us. We've dreamed of doing
this since we were kids. And Translaborine Orchestra is such
(02:10):
a special group of people and in a wonderful show.
To be a part of the energy is great and everything,
but it is a big rock show. It is a
ton of fun to play and the audiences come bck
every year and they love it, so it's all good.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
And you know, you have inspired a lot of kids
to take up musical instruments. One like a little girl,
the fiddle player and the volley player was hanging over
her on.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
One of the shows. Imprends so much.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
She went and learned how got well for Christmas and
is playing right now, Little Anna Man, that is so
awesome and that for many stories like that I have.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
And how cool? How cool is that?
Speaker 4 (02:50):
You know?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
I I remember watching my heroes on television in the
concert and how they inspired me and how to give
that back come full circle. It's awesome.
Speaker 5 (02:59):
We're talking out forty six days of non stop touring.
How long does it take you to prep for that?
When do you start, you know, basically working it out
what you're going to do this year?
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Well, our rehearsals started the beginning of November and in
crinit we've been doing this for a long time, so
we you know, a lot of this music we have
played many, many, many, many times. It doesn't take too
long to get some of the stuff back up to speed.
But the production part of things is where it gets serious.
That's where we put it in a lot of time.
That's why these shows are so special. But you know,
after twenty plus years of doing these shows, I kind
(03:33):
of figured I think I played Christmas Eve sorre Able
like twenty five hundred times twenty some years, so I
think I got that one down. But everything else we
really worked really hard at just to make sure it's
as good as it can be.
Speaker 6 (03:48):
Well, so for anyone who hasn't been to one of
these shows, I mean it is a big production and
having the the crew come in and put up all
the lighting and sound.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Rock tour and a circus and a Broadway musical and
four or five different things all once.
Speaker 6 (04:04):
I remember in the late seventies going to see Kiss
and was amazed at all of the This puts Kiss
to shame. Without all of the pyrotechnics and the lighting
that they do, it's pretty amazing. I don't know how
you get it done from city to city. I mean,
how many people are in the crew for that, I
don't have.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
The exact number. I think we travel with with seventy
plus crew members and plus you have all the local
people that show up to help. But you know they
are the unsung heroes to this tour because, as you mentioned,
we do a lot of shows in a short amount
of time, do two shows a day in most of
these major cities, and these guys have this thing up
(04:44):
and running perfectly almost every day. And I tell you, man,
we couldn't do it without them. They're awesome.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Well, I know a lot of our listeners looking forward
to the twenty twenty three TSO Tour. The Ghost of
Christmas Eve. This is the best of TSO and more.
It promises a new, larger presentation of that beloved holiday tradition.
The Ghost of Christmas Eve just captured the hearts of
multiple generations.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
So that's today.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
And tickets for all TSO shows available now at trans
Dash Siberian dot com and all the CDs as well.
You know, you just getting here for Christmas presents for
the kids. And of course TSO fans got so many
Christmas Eve and other stories well from ninety six and
ninety eight. The Christmas Attict got Beethoven's Last Night, the
(05:31):
Lost Christmas Eve, Nightcastle, Dreams of Fireflies, Letters from the
Lebrent the Ghost of Christmas Eve, and it's just all
right there. Everything you need to know is that TSO's
website and I know we've already got our tickets for
an afternoon show for December the night here in Charlotte,
North Carolina. And Jeff, thanks for taking time with us
(05:53):
and men tell you it's just awesome. You are a
Christmas tradition and that has to be something very out
of and always we like to mention the money that
you guys give to the local charities of the cities
that you come in performed with great shows, but you
leave a lot.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
It's like a for every ticket, right, it's all your ticket.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Where we're up to close to eighteen million dollars across
the country after all these years.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
So it's awesome.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
It's a it's a good thing, man, it's we're all
very proud of it.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Well, Jeff, thanks for joining us, buddy, you travel safe
and can't wait to see you and Merry Christmas.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
You thanks for everything, all right, buddy, good deal?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
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Speaker 3 (07:42):
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Speaker 1 (07:47):
Let's say Hey, Herbie out of Summerville, South Carolina, Good morning.
Speaker 7 (07:51):
Hermie, Hey guys, good morning, hey man.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Welcome all right, Herbie, our parts over us. Listen to
Bill and you win well.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
A supermarket in Canada has an offbeat way to discourage
their customers from using plastic grocery bags at the checkout.
Vancouver's East West Market still offers plastic bags, but they're
not really the kind of thing you want to be
seen walking down the street carrying, because the bags are
printed with fake logos. For odd ball stores like the
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Weird Adult Video Emporium and Wortt ointment Warehouse, the idea
is to make it a tad embarrassing to use plastic
and encourage their customers to wish to more earth friendly
cloth bags for their groceries. Instead, the store says, the
fake brand that makes the most people stop using plastic
bags is a the Colon Care co Op b Adult
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Diaper Wholesale or see R. Kelly's Baby Gash.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
You got her me, I'd like to see that we.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Make one of you.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Good work, Herbie, big old day to Day Light beer
Prize pack.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Head down to Summerville.
Speaker 7 (09:12):
All right? Can I give a shout out?
Speaker 3 (09:14):
You go ahead.
Speaker 7 (09:15):
I want to shout out to Jackie.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
I love you. Oh got you a fan Jacqueline Ride buddy,
But hang on, I'm gonna put you on it right now.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
All right, kick up on your jo.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
We're hitting all the big show Christmas classics today, both
of them. Parking rode off the Redneck rain Deer before him.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Next wee.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Good morning. This is a big show on the radio. Thursday,
November the thirtieth. I had a Porky Pigs Blue Christmas
makes Show Christmas Classic earlier, wasn't that great?
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Still working older?
Speaker 1 (10:34):
I will turn our attention to the classics that came
out of the Cebe craze, in the Kung Fu craze
of the seventies, who can't be tough, Honney Murray and
these smokey mountain oyster bed.
Speaker 8 (11:07):
Rude all the rednagariney smoke, lucky strikes and nip snuff
and win it come doo liquor.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
He couldn't ever get in now.
Speaker 8 (11:22):
He carried a song off shot gun and always slicked
back his fur plastin Layton all out the other rainers
all the time called him sir.
Speaker 6 (11:40):
Well.
Speaker 8 (11:41):
He lived in a double white trailer about a mile from.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Sandy's house, his own tandy chin.
Speaker 8 (11:50):
Every Christmas Rudolph would always get sound didn walk down
to the he ball Yeah, worthy of the rain. There's
wouldn't be even hate worried because had spent two backer
juice and punch out two or more like name and Jim.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Dunner, you'll let you get him in the wall.
Speaker 8 (12:17):
Give me a lift now eat And then one buggy
Christmas Eve, Sandy king down to Rudolph's trailer. You know
where Rudolph was lying in the bed trying to get
over last night's drunk.
Speaker 7 (12:30):
Yeah here.
Speaker 8 (12:30):
Then santy Claus saw Rudolph's bed covered with electuor bottles,
the macro juice all over it. Had cigarette butts all
over the floor. There he got raio mane shorty, I
ain't and he said to Rudolph, you'd better get on
the dead gum wagon and pulled my sled tonight.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Boy, ain't about it, man.
Speaker 8 (12:48):
Now, Rudolph bit like this kind of loud talks early
in the morning, you know. So he reached over and
spit thebacca juice in the left eye. Sandy Claw then
took a liquor bottle and busted it over bed.
Speaker 7 (13:00):
Look at it.
Speaker 8 (13:01):
Get the hell out of here. You get that gun
bat hit me.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Fo no d will you do?
Speaker 8 (13:05):
You see Santa Claus didn't like at a talk. I
don't let them got a tall food off coming at
it with a bottling all. You know what that funny
does say? Santa Claus has been taking kung fu lessons
from this Chinese held of all.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Summer longer while he didn't have nothing to do.
Speaker 8 (13:18):
Boy what so he takes his right hand there and
slams it into Rudolf's old face.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
It just knocks him flying on the floor.
Speaker 9 (13:27):
You with.
Speaker 8 (13:29):
Off the red back rain. There had a very flooding noose,
and if you ever saw it, you would even say
it close.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
All of the other rain deers al lamb and rove
bap their heads.
Speaker 8 (13:51):
Calls Rudolph the red neck Arin there, that's how your
nose God.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
Bred.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio having
fun Thursday morning, last day of November.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
I've read with that zoom goal, all right.
Speaker 9 (14:40):
Do it?
Speaker 5 (14:43):
And now deep thoughts with Zach the weed Guy's girlfriend
Mary Jane.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Oh yeah, you didn't have neighbors. What's up, y'all?
Speaker 4 (14:56):
Doing good? I'm doing good.
Speaker 8 (14:59):
Thanks.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
I've just been sitting around the house, you know, thinking
about stuff.
Speaker 10 (15:07):
I see what you did there, that's cool.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
Cool. You know, I drive more carefully when there's a
bag of takeout food and the seat beside me than
I do when there's like an actual.
Speaker 10 (15:17):
Person in the seat beside my life. Go careful around
the corner.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
YouTube Like, shouldn't put ads on the front of a
first aid video?
Speaker 9 (15:31):
You know?
Speaker 4 (15:31):
I mean, we don't have time to think about red
lobster when Uncle Frank's choking on a chicken bone. I
think our microwave broke, so we bought us a new one.
It's got so many buttons on it. I mean, how
many buttons does a microwave need, I'd say about four.
Speaker 10 (15:55):
I mean, come on, look me in the eye.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
Come on, tell me you've ever pushed the seven button
on a microwave. Google street View is like the weirdest
job ever. One day you walk in they hired a new.
Speaker 10 (16:12):
Guy and his boss said, Okay, put this camera on
top of your car and like, go drive down every
street in the world. That made my head hurt.
Speaker 5 (16:33):
If you're quiet.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
And you're good looking, well people think you're mysterious. But
if you're quiet and ugly, they think, yipes, is weirdo.
The most reassuring thing to hear somebody say on the
phone is take your time. I haven't left yet either.
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Humans are at the top of the food chain.
Speaker 10 (17:08):
What's at the bottom? I think it's Zaxby's. Zaxbie's sure
at the bottom.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
And I hate when the cashier at CBS goes, would
you like to round up a dollar to fight child hunger?
And I'm like, y'all make a bajillion dollars a year
and I'm using a coupon to get fifty cents off
a box of Bandaids, Like why don't you round up
a dollar?
Speaker 10 (17:41):
Okay, one more?
Speaker 3 (17:42):
And then like I gotta go.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
And run off my landscapers. Back when I was little,
I asked my dad what being a grown up is like,
and he said, you know, little princess, that thing where
you fall down on a trampoline and all the other
kids keep jumping so you can't get back up.
Speaker 10 (18:04):
It's a lot like that, y'all.
Speaker 4 (18:08):
My dad's bretty is smart due. Anyway, that's it for now,
y'all keep rocking. I'll keep doing my stuff.
Speaker 10 (18:17):
I'm thinking, lady dude.
Speaker 5 (18:20):
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Speaker 3 (18:27):
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Speaker 11 (18:33):
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Speaker 3 (18:48):
High and fun. And who the hell can't get behind
that old Patrick? If time for my spongebat.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Whoa good morning, Let's make sua on the radio for
(19:35):
your Thursday in November the thirtieth, right, man, were you
talking about? Yeah, okay tomorrow, Yeah, we'll get I go
on track with Sorens and I got that. We're just
talking about Rice Young. You know, if y'all heard, I
don't know, Jackie, you probably have the the push push
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in football.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Tighter of you you've made right now, you know.
Speaker 5 (20:01):
Taylor can actually make it, make the sound.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
It's all the old quarterback sneak what we used to
call it, you know, right up there on the line.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
Quarterback takes it. But now they've discovered that.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
If the lineman or the backs whoever can push them,
it's legal to push them.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
So the hiding the ball and quarterbacks so they called
the tush push. They just get on button.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
The Manning's explained it, like one on each cheek, you know,
if you get you know, two big guys and you
got all that behind you, Like like the Eagles justin
field just never fails for them when you just got
like one yard or just.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
To go like, yeah, they do that push.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
But with our quarterback, you know, the Carolina Panthers, I
don't know whether you're keeping up with it, but fire
the coach after the game on Sunday.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
And then a couple others. Yeah, three, I think I
got the thing.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
And Bryce Young, our number one pick is uh is
kind of a small, smaller guy. So we're talking about
he never runs that when when it has happened, they'll
put in Andy Dalton, the backup cord of me.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
You know, it's bigger god, and they make him y'all
remind me.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
I was talking about this to ask Sorens and tomorrow
when we have him on about this time making his picks,
is it legal to throw him?
Speaker 3 (21:15):
Because with him, could we just throw Bryce over the line?
Speaker 5 (21:18):
It's dangerously close to like a dwarf crossing movie.
Speaker 6 (21:23):
There was a time, now I don't know anything about sports,
there was a time what was newt.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
Coach Rockney? Rockney? Yeah, actually so to handle.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
And that was my next deal. Is that illegal now
because we get little handles on?
Speaker 3 (21:39):
Yeah, Jersey, it is ill. It wasn't until he did it. Yeah,
but they actually threw him over the line of scripts.
I don't know if you can push, you know like that?
Why throw?
Speaker 10 (21:52):
It's a slippery slope, right they just yeah, let me
just tell you.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
I I truly regret googling push push Yeah, close that quick,
all right?
Speaker 1 (22:03):
And then one more thing, the sorts of about uh well,
during the Baltimore Ravens game, the War and the Quarterback. Okay,
so Flowers, a guy with the last name Flowers, scored
a touchdown and for his celebration, he took the football
and he threw it over his back and then a
guy called it. This teammate called it and got on
his knees with the football.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
So figured it out. He was like throwing a bouquet.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
His last name was Flowers, so he was throwing the
flowers as they may out it.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
And Mark Jackson was trying to explain it to him
and then look that he was giving him what what
are you doing? Man?
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Why afraid of being sissy's if you're you know, NFL
star and you scored a touchdown?
Speaker 3 (22:47):
Yeah, and it's frowned upon. It was fun. Ah, okay, Well,
let's find out what else.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
For y'all to watch when Tatterer Tament News. Oh no,
the regular tattainment. All right, we already covered that. We
know what We'll watch it, all right, Tayler, get ready
you up in minutes this show rolls home. Good morning,
big shows on the radio. Coming up, we play Wordy
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Speaker 3 (23:24):
We'll play more than minutes.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Right now, it's time with Tator Taman news Nears our girl,
Marcy Tator Moran.
Speaker 9 (23:33):
Well, I was just searching around since you did the
Macy's Parade balloons, I.
Speaker 10 (23:38):
Don't have much to talk about.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
Oh he also covered Dolly Parking.
Speaker 5 (23:42):
Yeah, well, you know the reports would ever start out
this way on entertainment tonight, We're no, thanks a.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
Lot, but you know I'd watch more. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 10 (23:53):
You know they're saying it in their head, they're just
not saying it right.
Speaker 9 (23:57):
Marty Kroft the TV producer best known for Cookree with
his brother Sid the children's show such as Hr Puffin Stuff,
Land of the Loss, Sigmund and the Sea Monsters, as.
Speaker 10 (24:07):
Well as Donnie and Marie and The Brady Bunch Hour
they created.
Speaker 5 (24:10):
Donny Marie that those aren't real people.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
I thought they were muppets.
Speaker 10 (24:14):
The Well bless his heart, he passed away. He was
eighty six years old.
Speaker 9 (24:19):
Past Despite doing more dramatic roles in recent years, Bradley
Cooper says he's open to doing another Hangover movie. Yes,
Bradley wants a Hangover four. Yes, he said he would
probably do a Hangover four in an instant, just because
he loves the director and he loves the guys.
Speaker 10 (24:35):
Zach ed he loves them all so much that he
would probably do it.
Speaker 6 (24:39):
You know what, it probably would work again. I mean
I think the last one was okay. You know most
of them, you know, you get past three and there's
like no love. The first one is just amazing, amazing, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
Gold Yeah.
Speaker 10 (24:53):
Paris Hilton, you all remember her, Harris Hilton.
Speaker 5 (24:56):
Well you will let us forget her.
Speaker 10 (24:57):
Yeah, keep it alive.
Speaker 4 (24:59):
Paris.
Speaker 10 (25:00):
She welcomed her second child into the world and maybe girl.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
Just made them wow that she knows that.
Speaker 5 (25:09):
Well.
Speaker 9 (25:09):
She and her husband have named a little girl London,
and London joins her brother Phoenix, and both children are
believed to have been born via surrogate.
Speaker 4 (25:17):
According to.
Speaker 10 (25:25):
Holid Oats you.
Speaker 9 (25:26):
Know, arguably one of the most successful, longest lasting duo
and music history, are headed for a bumpy ride because
Daryl Hall has filed a suit against John Oates.
Speaker 5 (25:36):
Like a restraining order.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
When they were first let's found out found out you got, Well,
that was a lot more than what I.
Speaker 9 (25:47):
I know that the suit was filed on November sixteenth
in Nashville, and that's as far as.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
She's ready headline. You know her generation.
Speaker 9 (25:56):
And while it's a sealed classified document, TMZ nobody knows
that TMZ of course has the leaks, and they said
that their speculation that they're in arbitration because Hall feels
that Oats violated a deal. They also report that Hall
has gotten overstraining order against his partner.
Speaker 10 (26:13):
That's all I got on it.
Speaker 5 (26:14):
It's something about a company that owns part of their
music publishing and Oates wants to sell and Darryl Dill
Hall doesn't want to see.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
So we talk about these artists sell their catalogs with
a bunch of money, and they got some songs there,
so I'm sure it comes down the money.
Speaker 9 (26:28):
Well, Hall had already been burned by that because in
twenty one he sold some of his interests in the
thing and he didn't get paid.
Speaker 10 (26:36):
So he's been burned by it.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
Okay, yeah, well you definitely want to get paid. Yeah, please.
Speaker 6 (26:43):
You know he's got a great Darryl Hall has a
great web, I mean a YouTube channel where they do record.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
Sect Darl's house. Yes, it looks like a show. It
is awesome.
Speaker 5 (26:54):
I mean, and he'll have like the original ojays on
or just you never know who's going to pop.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
Up on or something oj shows up.
Speaker 4 (27:01):
Ye.
Speaker 6 (27:02):
So but like see lough Green did a version of
I can't go for that with him. Listen to just
the piece of it here if I can get it
to play.
Speaker 3 (27:18):
Good and then awesome enough bumper base, uh, but not
in the middle of tighter. Yeah, but it's worth looking up.
Speaker 10 (27:35):
I mean as far as you know, I orchestrated that.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
Playing another right, Yeah, that's great.
Speaker 4 (27:41):
Great.
Speaker 10 (27:41):
I'll be cut to here in a minute. Rolling Stones
are going to hit the road next year. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 5 (27:48):
They're like in their eighties, right, the road is going
to hit back.
Speaker 9 (27:52):
They're going to support their new album, Hackney Diamonds, and
so they're gonna do fifteen US stadium dates and one
in Canada starting April twenty eight in Houston.
Speaker 10 (28:02):
You can catch the Stones next.
Speaker 3 (28:03):
Sponging by aar Pay. Yeah yeah it is. Yeah about
were finished all right, Randy?
Speaker 4 (28:13):
That was.
Speaker 9 (28:15):
And I want to let you know that Mark Knopfler
is following the lead of his friend Eric Clapton by
auctioning off more than one hundred and twenty of his
guitars and amp wires.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
Wow Wow.
Speaker 10 (28:26):
He told the BBC. This reason for the sale is
his age.
Speaker 9 (28:29):
He said that I'm looking now at about twenty guitars
that I used to make records, and there are at
least one hundred left that aren't getting played, and he'd
like them to be played.
Speaker 10 (28:37):
So he's going to.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
Auction them off to folks, going to give them away.
Speaker 9 (28:42):
His big ticket item is a nineteen fifty nine Gibson
Les Paul with a sunburst finish.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
Wow.
Speaker 9 (28:48):
It's considered the holy grail of electric guitars, and it's
expected to sell between three hundred and seventy five and
six hundred thousand.
Speaker 6 (28:55):
We'll have to make sure low vintage instruments knows about
this auction.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
Mark Knopfler's wonderful Yes, yes, I mean this is how
no pre blown training.
Speaker 10 (29:09):
And if we have time for one more.
Speaker 9 (29:10):
Paul McCartney, Elton John and Garth Brooks will make an
appearance in the sequel to This Is Spinal Tap. Rob
Ryder says we're going to start shooting at the end
of February, and it will reportly parody The Last Waltz,
director Martin Scorsese's film about the band's farewell show Thanksgiving
nineteen seventy six.
Speaker 5 (29:30):
They've been trying to get them to do this for years.
Speaker 3 (29:34):
Oh my god, you're kidding. You were a good worker.
Appreciate you, baby.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Well, let's get us a winter. Let's play wordy Word.
Here we go, y'all, one eight hundred Big Show. You
told free line across America. We'll get a couple of
contestants and play next.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
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Speaker 1 (30:16):
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Speaker 3 (30:37):
You want to play. Make it happen to like right now.
I went to everybody's head about the bet. I played
the wordy word and a worthy word.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Let's meet a contestant with some brothers out of Texas.
They gonna play against each other. We got JP from Manila,
Good morning, JP, Good morning, Heyboddy. And we got Matthew
from Grand Selene, Texas Coome morning, Matthew, good morning, good morning.
All right, boars, welcome. Let's play some wordy word.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
Now, one of your brothers smarter than the others.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
You think it's always that, you know, Okay, credit on
that one.
Speaker 3 (31:17):
Smartness.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Don't really have a lot to do with wordy word
at times more or less you quick, Look you, we didn't.
Speaker 3 (31:23):
Put it for twenty five years. Look at that. We
change it up and that was all right. Well, let's
see what happens in so Matthew, you relax. You're on
team Tator and Randon.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
JP's on the John Boy and Bill Side and me
and JP will go for the first thirty.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
Then all right, JP, you.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Ready, buddy, you sir, all right, I'm gonna put him
right there, shout him out, ready go. The cow says
uh huh okay, rhymes with it. You set in a church, Yes,
rhymes with it. A ghost says, yeah, rhymes with it.
(32:01):
It's not false, it is true. Rhymes with it.
Speaker 7 (32:06):
Get a.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
Yes, all right, rhymes with it. The clock says with
the bird the bird says, yeah, goad work at JP
methodically put a six on the boards.
Speaker 6 (32:22):
Starting to smell a rat gets he gets all these
rhyming things right off the back.
Speaker 3 (32:28):
Of it when you complain about randomness. All right, mate,
you you are up with tatter for your round one?
Are you ready?
Speaker 2 (32:38):
I sure, hope.
Speaker 10 (32:39):
So you're not rhyming anymore?
Speaker 3 (32:41):
Well, okay, so you're not rhyming and ready go.
Speaker 9 (32:46):
It's a little bear in Australia. Yes, this is another
word for icing. You put this on a donut or
a cake. I like chocolate.
Speaker 10 (32:57):
Blank on my icing another word for ice.
Speaker 12 (33:00):
Word.
Speaker 10 (33:01):
It's like blank the snowman, blanky, the snowman.
Speaker 4 (33:06):
What's his name?
Speaker 3 (33:06):
There you go.
Speaker 9 (33:08):
The opposite of tight is h rhymes with it orange
blank you drink it soda?
Speaker 7 (33:20):
Stop?
Speaker 8 (33:20):
It don't.
Speaker 3 (33:24):
Supposed to be the clue. Yeah, okay, So so he
said it after.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
That, after dawned on him. Yeah, so so that one
out a three on the board. So man, you cut
his brother JP's lead in half. Oh, we're going around two,
JP and Billy.
Speaker 3 (33:43):
Are you ready? JP?
Speaker 7 (33:45):
Read and go.
Speaker 5 (33:47):
Gigantic animal in Canada with great big horns on his head.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
They're massive. Yeah, there you go. Rhymes with it.
Speaker 5 (33:54):
You put this around a guy's neck when you're gonna
hang him. Yep, my mother blank, nursery rhyme.
Speaker 7 (34:02):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
Let's see.
Speaker 5 (34:03):
The last car on the train.
Speaker 7 (34:05):
Is the Taboot.
Speaker 5 (34:07):
Yep, Dexter's blank. It was a TV cartoon show.
Speaker 3 (34:11):
And this is not a rhyme.
Speaker 5 (34:13):
It is on cartoon netwab.
Speaker 7 (34:15):
Yeah, and the long form of.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
Ye all right, five on a six and eleven for JP.
So Matthew and Randy eight, Yeah, you need eight. So
y'all get out there and have some fun. Well, we
might as well just talk about what you do for
a living.
Speaker 3 (34:38):
I'll give it a shot. Give it a shot, all right, Matthew,
here we go go.
Speaker 6 (34:43):
So, if you wear shoes that don't fit real well,
you might get one of these on the back of
your foot.
Speaker 7 (34:48):
Blister.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
That's right. So you wear these to keep your pants up,
to go over your shoulders.
Speaker 6 (34:52):
And clamp onto the pants suspender.
Speaker 3 (34:54):
That's right.
Speaker 6 (34:56):
This is a type of computer that sits on a
part of your body, A very small computer.
Speaker 3 (35:02):
They call it a no a computerur they call it
a specific type. It sit. If you sit down, you
might go sit on Santa cla, what if you go
to a stripper.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
All right, Matthew, you got too much stuff and you
JP your brother when.
Speaker 3 (35:25):
Well, you're the one bringing up the strip. And how
good was that clue? Because John Boy said, if you
go to a stripper laptop.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
Hey, well, Matthew down grand Selene. You can play again anytime, buddy.
We appreciate you taking you whooping from your brother here,
all right, but now we know which ones well well,
ol j P can play worthy word your prize pack
and liquid performance John Boy and Miller bugget headed down
to you Manila.
Speaker 3 (35:54):
JP.
Speaker 7 (35:55):
Thank y'all, guys, appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (35:56):
Appreciate y'all boys. Good morning, got the Big Show on
the Radio.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
Got I requested bit for the morning from Seth Hawkins
out of Knoxville, Tennessee. Says says one of my favorites
for Christmas when Hoddes sang all he wants is a
beer for Christmas?
Speaker 3 (36:13):
Me too? Hoyt alright, Seth, y'all song coming up next.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
Good Thursday Morning, Big Shows on the Radio requested bit
in Seth Hawkins out in Knoxville, Tennessee.
Speaker 3 (36:50):
His favorite Big Show Christmas song what in the Junior Nation?
Speaker 4 (36:54):
Band?
Speaker 3 (37:01):
I don't get Chuck's clock for Christmas. All my friends
are broke ast me.
Speaker 5 (37:08):
I never find no presents underneed the Christmas tree. I
got nowhere to hang us stocking.
Speaker 7 (37:17):
I ain't got no fireplace. All the Gallas of meet
look like they just through in from my space.
Speaker 3 (37:26):
Christmas show can be that.
Speaker 7 (37:30):
I could use a nice cold but show cut.
Speaker 8 (37:34):
Use some che.
Speaker 12 (37:37):
For Christmas's peep.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
I don't get much Christmas section, got no girlfriend by
my side.
Speaker 12 (37:52):
It's hard to get romantical living in the same white
My roommate down there, he's a handful big.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
It's gooop.
Speaker 12 (38:03):
You ever seen his girlfriend gave him COVID.
Speaker 3 (38:08):
We all had to quarantine.
Speaker 5 (38:11):
We're in hot to the irs.
Speaker 7 (38:14):
A real bad case of ibs.
Speaker 3 (38:18):
Writ my whole baby Little for Christmas, it's fee.
Speaker 12 (38:29):
Baba the body.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
Shot by run.
Speaker 7 (38:33):
Its gonna wint down the tunes.
Speaker 12 (38:38):
It's been months and months since I last seen some food,
Since my last start mistaking, I've done a lot but breaking.
Speaker 3 (38:50):
I'm stuck in the mud, so sad, break some bun.
Speaker 7 (38:56):
I don't ask for much this Christmas.
Speaker 8 (38:59):
Sad can do what you can do.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
Drop me open nice coast twelve pack that is all.
Speaker 8 (39:07):
Ask of you help me beat this.
Speaker 5 (39:10):
Christmas folk were not good old Christmas drunk. Make my
whole band.
Speaker 7 (39:18):
Oh for Christmas is bee.
Speaker 3 (39:28):
Ho for Christmas, sis.
Speaker 8 (39:31):
Be holvote for Christmas, sispee.
Speaker 3 (39:41):
Hold on for Christmas. Sispe a Hizer version.
Speaker 7 (39:50):
Sai.
Speaker 3 (40:20):
Good morning, Big Joe's on the radio. Yeah we're still going.
Glad you hung around. Look who come in the door
right here?
Speaker 1 (40:28):
That there's always something exciting happening in dismal seeped South Carolina.
And we got the mayor on the phone, ladies and gentlemen,
the Honorable Merwin Coop fiddle swoop.
Speaker 3 (40:39):
How's it going, Mayor?
Speaker 7 (40:41):
You know, chad boy, there's always something exciting happening in
dismal seep at South Carolina.
Speaker 3 (40:48):
I know I just said that.
Speaker 7 (40:50):
Oh okay, let me get ahead here love the show
blah blah blah. How about those braves blah blah blah.
Not the heat to humidity ah. Here we are welcome
to the big political correctness days here in dismal seepage.
Speaker 3 (41:07):
Ah political correctness days. So how does that work? Mayor?
Speaker 7 (41:11):
Pretty dark?
Speaker 4 (41:12):
Good?
Speaker 7 (41:13):
We hope. We just want a nice festive weekend with
no hullabaloo. So We've decided to do a little something
to appease all the thin skin pisson owners in the community.
Kicking off Friday night, we've got the big gay b
Q cookoff.
Speaker 3 (41:31):
Does Dismal Sebage have a big game population?
Speaker 7 (41:34):
Not really? Three? I think maybe four. I'm not sure
about that Mannish woman that works at the feed store.
I can't get a read on her. And to compound matters,
I can't be sure if any of them really know
how to run a grill.
Speaker 3 (41:51):
So what are you gonna do?
Speaker 7 (41:53):
We're busting some in from Myrtle Beach.
Speaker 3 (41:54):
Ah, why Myrtle Beach?
Speaker 7 (41:57):
Have you been there? They could spare a few and
the grand prize is a weekend at Myrtle Beach, so
we're hoping to save a few bucks.
Speaker 3 (42:07):
What's on tap for Saturday.
Speaker 7 (42:10):
Saturday is the big Everybody's Legal Parade. All the non
citizens and undocumented workers will be guests of honor in
a big parade right down Main Street.
Speaker 1 (42:22):
Wait a second, is Dismal Seepage becoming a sanctuary city?
Speaker 7 (42:26):
Oh not at all. Truthfully, between you and me, we're
just moving a bunch of junk out of the old
courthouse into the landfill. So We're just slapping some crape
paper and balloons on the junk wagons and voila, it's
a parade. Plus it makes the day laborers feel like
they're big appreciated. I see all those people standing along
the parade route, waving and hollering. Gives them a warm
(42:50):
feeling like they actually belong here, which they don't. But whatever.
And the people watching have no idea. They're really just
seeing a run to the dump exactly. And Saturday night
is all about the ladies. We're celebrating good old women's live.
We'll kick it off with a big bra burning bonfire
(43:12):
and ironically the accompanying big wheatie roads. Then it's a
performance by the Chimpindales.
Speaker 3 (43:21):
You mean the Chippindalees.
Speaker 7 (43:23):
No, it's like that, but with monkeys. Who doesn't love
a monkey and monkey strippers?
Speaker 3 (43:32):
Forget about the monkeys strippers? Do they like bowl dances?
Speaker 7 (43:38):
Try to stop them. It's pretty hilarious. The hard part
is getting them down.
Speaker 3 (43:45):
It sounds like something for the whole family.
Speaker 7 (43:47):
Oh listen, kids have a ball putting bananas in the
monkeys garter.
Speaker 3 (43:51):
Yeah, sounds like a pretty full weekend.
Speaker 7 (43:53):
Oh and it's not over. John Boy, Sunday is the Fix,
the Flag Day.
Speaker 3 (43:59):
Fix the.
Speaker 7 (44:01):
Well. You know, we've had some drama here in South
Carolina over a certain flag. So we're having a big
celebration as we introduce a new flag to flyover Dismal
Seepage City Hall.
Speaker 3 (44:13):
Wow, a new flag or what's that?
Speaker 4 (44:15):
Like?
Speaker 7 (44:16):
You see, John Boy, we hear in Dismal Seepage seek
to be inclusive to all those groups and parties seeking
to be honored. So what we've done is designed a
flag for everyone.
Speaker 3 (44:27):
That sounds like a pretty impossible task.
Speaker 7 (44:31):
I think we got it covered. We've started with the
controversial stars and bars pattern, but instead of red and blue,
it's all the colors of the rainbow.
Speaker 3 (44:41):
I don't know about Dad.
Speaker 7 (44:42):
We'll see. My thinking was the reason the South probably
lost was because of all the gays fighting on their side.
What moving on? Have you ever been to Atlanta? You
see where I'm going with that. That of the upper
left corner is the crescent moon.
Speaker 3 (44:58):
The crescent moon from the the Muslim flag.
Speaker 7 (45:01):
Yes and no, if you look close, it's the mac
Tonight mood from the old McDonald's commercial. So we've taken
care of Muslims and fat people all in one stroke.
And in the upper right corner is a midget in
a sombrero, and then the lower left corner is a
little caricature of Obama.
Speaker 3 (45:18):
Who's that for?
Speaker 7 (45:19):
The commis sort of throwing them a phone.
Speaker 1 (45:22):
There that sounds like a mess, So the guy's gonna
cause more trouble than before.
Speaker 7 (45:27):
Man, you know I'm looking at it right now. Eh,
h's a mess.
Speaker 3 (45:33):
So what are you gonna do?
Speaker 7 (45:36):
Well? The only thing I can do, Betty, Well, you'll
see if we can hold the monkeys over another day.
I think I got it covered because you know what
they say, the monkeys, right, So come on down the
politically correct days here in dismal seepage, the beautiful town
with the horrible name and brings bananas. We're gonna need it.
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