January 2, 2025 • 45 mins
Thursday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’re saluting our favorite Super Hero, Married Man all morning.. - Ricky B. Sharpe steps up to our Karaoke mic and performs “Punch Her Face”.. - Gary Busey jots his first entry into his diary for the New Year.. - Hoyt and the JuniorNation Band take us on a ride down Peckerhead Road.. -Carl Childers explains a holiday classic as only he can.. - and Marvin Webster weighs in on family plannimg…
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Speaker 1 (00:07):
Married man. My ried man drives around in a mini van,
god a wife and some kids. His whole life's on
the skids. Hey, there there goes the married man. How's
he feel.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Listen, dude, this poor guy's.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Really screwed hanging on. Buy a thread, cord of milk,
loaf of bread. Hey, there there goes the married man.
Got a big gas will, buys his clothes at the gap,
and he's just about hanging on for this crime. Married man,
(00:46):
my ried man, friendly neighborhood, married man. Life for him
has nothing, wife or let him do what they she says,
it's about timing groove up.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Wherever there's a screw up, you find the.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Married mine as a starry oppins married man, the fellst
defender of traditional family.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Values, as in hot pasot. Two thousand flushes. Oh, come on,
two thousand flushes. It's got to be here somewhere. That's
the last thing she said. Don't forget that two thousand flushes.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Hey, married man, how's it hanging?
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Oh how's what hanging?
Speaker 2 (01:22):
I mean, how's it going?
Speaker 5 (01:23):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Hey, it's my old pal college buddy.
Speaker 6 (01:26):
Yeah, hey, we missed you in the county softball tournament
last week.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Man Oh yeah, well I was on a very important case.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
But what case.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Well, actually the wife had robics that night. I kind
of had to watch the kids. You know, those women
can't live with them because they can be hard to
live with sometimes.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
I see, marriage hasn't told your razor sharp wit.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Oh no, hey, that was a little shot, wasn't it. Ah,
you can't fool me. Hey, beneath this tame, domesticated interior,
I'm still that hunk of burning love I was in college.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Oh yeah, we'll prove it.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
What do you mean?
Speaker 6 (02:04):
Well, you see that little blond work in the express lane.
There's nobody in line. Walk up to her, see if
you can pick her up.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Oh I couldn't do that.
Speaker 6 (02:13):
I don't mean really pick her up, just, you know,
gover and flirt with her a little bit.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
It'll be good for you.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Come on, I don't know. I'm a little rusty.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Hey, I thought you were a hunk of burning love.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
I am.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Yeah right.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
You You really don't think I can do it, do you?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Let's say I've got my dad.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Well, stand back, mister skeptic. Observe the master in action.
Speaker 7 (02:38):
Good afternoon, sir, How are you today?
Speaker 3 (02:39):
No married?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
I'm happily married.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
I've never cheated on my wife in twelve years of marriage.
I've been absolutely faithful.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
I'm married.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
I tell you I'm married.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Boy, you are a little rusty.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Well married man recover from his Freudi and faupa till
an end for the thrilling conclusion. On our next episode,
I am married time same married Chuna. There's a school
look you'll find them married.
Speaker 6 (03:06):
Nine another episode in about an hour, my superhero. Hi, y'all,
let's play Beat the Blonde one eight hundred big show
we told free line across America. We'll get a contestant
and play next. Good Morning that Big shows on the
(03:50):
radio for your Thursday January and second our featured drafting
a big show Bit Boss.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
One of my faves, Oliver on Tator's New Year's Romance.
Speaker 6 (03:59):
There's a word taina romeance hit the big box at
the make show Dot coming right now.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
That might meet the blonde. Let's get our contestant.
Speaker 6 (04:10):
It's Bill from Summerville, South Carolina. Good morning Bill, Good
morning Money, you marry me?
Speaker 2 (04:23):
I'm sorry about that. Will look like you kids are
gonna hit it off. Well, least say you're some questions.
Speaker 6 (04:32):
Bill, you agree or disagree and get two bells for
two buzzers and you'll win.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
It's gonna be all right.
Speaker 7 (04:37):
Be okay, Marcy.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
If you were.
Speaker 6 (04:43):
If you were a native of Sicily, you would be
a Sicilian. What would you be if you came from
New Jersey?
Speaker 7 (04:51):
More than likely still a Sicilian?
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you want something.
Speaker 7 (05:01):
If you're from New Jersey, you're a New Jersey height.
Speaker 6 (05:03):
You're a New Jersey height bill. Agree or disagree? Disagree,
disagree and oh yes, a New Jersey eye.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Didn't sound right? But all right, a border dog going
all right, well, let's go up to Canada.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
Look stunned, so dater In Canada, after it became legal
for eighteen year olds to buy liquor, something increased by
three hundred and thirty percent.
Speaker 7 (05:34):
What was it, uh, liquor sales.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Logical?
Speaker 7 (05:41):
I think that teen pregnancies increased.
Speaker 6 (05:45):
Teen pregnancies increase in Canada after there was legal for
eighteen year olds to get the liquor bill, you agree
or disagree, disagree, and that wasn't the thing to do. Yes,
it was traffic accidents, traffic accidents and cool.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Bell I way to come back, here we go.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
We're gonna win.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
And to lose it right here.
Speaker 6 (06:08):
Well, we've all heard of appliances and automobiles being recalled
by their manufacturers, but has that ever happened to babies.
Speaker 7 (06:20):
Yes, they were all leaking.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Back to do this.
Speaker 6 (06:27):
So no, So you're saying no, so Bill, agree or disagree?
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Bill disagree sounds so weird.
Speaker 6 (06:41):
Disagree staying with the disagree and you.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Yes, he was wrong.
Speaker 6 (06:49):
It can happen. What well, let me explain it right quick.
It happened in the nineteen seventies in Baltimore. Some two
hundred newborns were called back to the hospital for testing
after a hepatitis CEA outbreak. Was kind of a trick,
right there. Work down from our board. Bill from Summerville.
(07:11):
You hang on, we'll get you that prize pack. Headed
you away, buddy, gratulation.
Speaker 8 (07:17):
Thank y'all.
Speaker 6 (07:17):
Oh, you're welcome, buddy, get back to it. Sounds like ius.
Some noises around there. He got action going on?
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Have yeah, yeah, I'm actually on vacation.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Is no white?
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Oh wow, we hate you man.
Speaker 6 (07:34):
Awesome Bill, Well, you're gonna have no prize pack waiting
on when you get back.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
That's our contribution. You have fun, buddy, appreciate you.
Speaker 7 (07:41):
Thanks for listening out there all right.
Speaker 6 (07:50):
Bodom of the hour and top of your news with
another most requested song of twenty twenty four is might
not be surprised by lock you good morning. That's a
(08:35):
big show on the radio the first of every year.
We like to play some of the most requested songs
we have in the year before. This one's been up
on the charge for I don't know. We have to
go back and see when this this came out from
Harting a Junior Nation band. We gotta thank Steve Earle,
the original artists for Copperhead Road who wrote performed the
song with the best songs ever anyway, I think that's
(08:57):
why we're like a lot of requested here, you know that.
And Robert Earl introduced me to Steve World. Robert Earl
Keane produced me to Steve Earl, so I got to
meet him. Yeah, man, it was this all Earl concert.
It was like a Willie Nelson will Willie Nelson is
one of his one of his farm aid concerts. So
(09:20):
Robert O'Kean was when we were there, and then you
got to meet Steve Woro Man.
Speaker 7 (09:24):
Awesome all happened before I showed up, I.
Speaker 6 (09:28):
Got you joined right here, one of our most requiescent
songs songs.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Head Packerhead Road.
Speaker 9 (09:44):
Ladies and Gentlemen. The Junior Nation Band presents a song
that tells our story based on all our experiences, mainly
because it's just a list of all our experiences and
it goes.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Exactly like this.
Speaker 9 (10:24):
Well, my name's Hank, and I like Steve. Daisy Duke's
my kind of girl. Daddy left home, never came back there.
Mama was mean, but she had nice tid me and
(10:50):
never grown a body shop brief pain all day that
we're about to draw. We ain't good looking, we ain't
real smart.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
The money we make ain't worth a fart.
Speaker 9 (11:07):
Everyday life is a heavy lord living at the end
of pecker head roll. Now me and my buddies, we
ain't quite right. We like to cussin, We like to
(11:34):
fight men known to have us some beer or twelve.
Never learned how to control our saves. We like to
watch us some nice car race. Every gal we date
(11:58):
is a butter face, where as broke as.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
It day is long.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Our whole life is.
Speaker 9 (12:07):
A country salt. Summer's hot and winters cold down At
the end of picker Head Road. Yeah yeah, come on,
by the way, it's actually the frontage road off Steak
(12:28):
Road twenty three. The pecker Head part is more of
a state of mind than an official designation. And I'll
shut up if.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
It all be talking over, just as big.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
Guitar all over.
Speaker 9 (12:48):
We ain't got no for one ca We're just trying
to make it through one more days. Being brokes are
on late crime. We're looking for trouble, but we ain't
(13:09):
got time. We're about as country as you can get,
so don't come trying to start no way.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
But we got a little man that rocks real.
Speaker 9 (13:27):
Hard, live every night in our backyard, living it up
in Redneck modes down.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
At the end of pecker Head Road.
Speaker 10 (13:49):
Fickerhead Road, backer Head Road, and hid Your Bush St.
Speaker 6 (14:07):
Louis Good morning bike shows on the radio. Yeah man,
(14:42):
here the first of the year. A time for another
Christmas story.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
And now it's story time with your host, Carl Chilters.
Speaker 11 (14:55):
We used to watch this movie up the Nervous Hospital
every year about this time, called The Christmas Story. It's
a story about Christmas. I can tell you about it
if you own me too.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Oh oh yeah, yeah sure.
Speaker 11 (15:10):
A lot of gun anyway, Well sir, it's all about
this chubby little boy wears the big old glasses make
him look kindly like a bug Christmas just around the
corner of the arm.
Speaker 5 (15:24):
Chubby little bug boy, he got.
Speaker 11 (15:25):
His heart blump set on this here fancy air rifle.
Some folks called it a bb gun. I called it
an air rifle. He spends a great deal of time
thinking about it. Yet Mamma don't want him to get
it on the counter. She don't want him to shoot
his eyeball out.
Speaker 8 (15:41):
Of his head.
Speaker 11 (15:43):
That little chubby bug boy, he got him a daddy.
He's a hard working man, makes a good wage. He
used to be the nights talker once upon time, but
he got him a different job. Now.
Speaker 5 (15:59):
He likes to custs out to furnace and the neighbors' houndogs.
Speaker 11 (16:06):
That chubby little bug boy, Danny, he falls in love
with a lamp looks like a lady's leg.
Speaker 5 (16:15):
We had a fellow like that up the nervous. I
reckon it.
Speaker 11 (16:22):
Party special on a county comes from a plate called Fridjiely.
I think that's north of Millsburg Summers. Well, sir, that
little chubby bug boy, he got him a little brother
no bigger than a squirrel. He likes to rub food
in his hair and sit under the sink and drinking milk.
(16:44):
We had one of them up to nervous chubby bug boy.
He got some friends there him. One of them sticks
his tongue to the flag pole and the other young
runoff summers. That's what young's did for fun for them
video games. This movie, he's even got a bad guy,
(17:06):
some old plug, ugly boy with yellow eyes and green teeth.
He kindly creled a little bug boy and his friends
makes board of him quite a bit.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
He's no count.
Speaker 5 (17:18):
Chubby little bug boy.
Speaker 11 (17:20):
He finally gets a belly full of yellow eyes, nonsense
and plumb whoops the tar out of him all the time,
cursing him out like a sailor. Some folks call it swear,
and I call it cursed. It whoops him so bad
little bug boy Mama has to pull him off. She
takes him home. Makesh me a bar soap. Don't seem
(17:40):
like a way to pat him on the back for
sticking up for himself. But he didn't need no distractions there.
Speaker 5 (17:46):
It's close to Christmas. He's concentrating on getting that air rifle.
Speaker 11 (17:51):
He even went to that big store downtown to campaign
old Santa Claus himself. But this weren't the real Santa Claus.
Seems like this Santa Claus was into the brown liquor.
No sure, the real Santa claus wouldn't kill that chubby
little bug Boy's dream of that airon rifle. He told
him he was gonna shoot his eye out, just like
(18:12):
everyone else thought. Mister Bill Cox said, they call that
a conspiracy. He listened to late night radio quite a
bit that Santa Claus. He kicked that chubby little bug
boy in his big old head and he fell down
the slide right into them folks from the Wizard of Oz.
(18:34):
I didn't understand that part of it. By now, Chubby
little bug Boy he was seeing red. Seemed like a
whole dadgum world was again ing. Come Christmas morning, they
ain't nowhere rifle. He does get this Easter bunny outfit
from his fistrant and Daddy makes him take it off
(18:57):
on the kind of makes him look funny anybody. After
all he'd been through, Chubby little buck Boy was having
a pretty sad Christmas. Then his daddy he finds his
present of hiding in the corner, gets that dad Guma
(19:18):
air rifle.
Speaker 5 (19:19):
He runs outside starts shooting. Danged if he didn't shoot his.
Speaker 11 (19:24):
Eyeball plumb out of his head. Head Mama, She come
running out yelling, what you shoot? Timeball out of your
head for her?
Speaker 5 (19:33):
What's shoot? Give all out of your head for her?
Speaker 11 (19:38):
Chubby little buck boy goes crazy. He bandages up his
head and goes out looking for blood. First, he finds
that no count store Sandy Claus and elves and unloads
his air rifle on him.
Speaker 5 (19:51):
It didn't break the skin, but they know they've been
at it, and he tracked down Old Yellow Eyes.
Speaker 11 (19:58):
He whooped the tar out of him before, but I
reckon that didn't satisfy that chubby little bug boy none.
He pointed that fancy air rifle and Old Yellow Eyes,
but he was out of ammunition, so he turned that
air rifle around and commenced to club that other no
count youngin killed him, And Daddy was so tackled to
(20:22):
find out his boy weren't no sissy. He gave the
Christmas turkey to the neighbor dogs and took the family
out for some Chinese food. Morel of the story, Air
rifle could kill a feller if you know how to
use him. No, plus, you might get a bullet chop
suey from your daddy.
Speaker 5 (20:40):
Oh the end.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
Story Time was brought to you by Hard Graves potted
meat product chuck full of peckers and lips since nineteen
thirty seven.
Speaker 5 (20:50):
You ever beat a fella to death?
Speaker 2 (20:51):
No feller, Good morning, no big shows on the radio.
Speaker 8 (21:00):
Well, well, well you've obviously got nothing better to do. Well,
maybe you're just not smart enough to change the dial.
Whatever the reason, you're listening to John Boy and Billy
on the Big Show Aunt they won that.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Yeah, morning, Big shows on the radio.
Speaker 6 (21:54):
A lot of names in the hat for my hat,
John Boy's wonderful thing number one in the bear over
the holidays? Ever ran new wabble house ballcap is styling?
Prove fine when you're a waffle house a word.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
We're gonna give it away tomorrow at this time.
Speaker 6 (22:12):
So you still got he's been putting it off over
your busy holidays.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
The waffle house has twenty four hours from right now?
Speaker 9 (22:20):
Who would do?
Speaker 6 (22:21):
And more married man in minutes before we play some
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the big show on the radio. Married man standing by
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Speaker 1 (23:05):
Married man. Married man drives around in a minivan.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
God and a wife and some kids.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
His whole lights on the skids. Hey, there there goes
the married man. How's he feel? Listen, dude, this poor
guy's really school hanging on. Buy a bread cord of milk,
loaf of bread. Hay, There there goes the married man.
(23:33):
Got a big gas grill, buys.
Speaker 9 (23:35):
His clothes at the gap, and he's does about.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
Hanging on for this car.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Married man, married band friend, the neighborhood. Married man.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
Life for him has nothing wife or letting him do
what the seesay.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
It's about timing groove up. Wherever there's a school up,
you'll find.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
The married man.
Speaker 4 (24:01):
As a story opens, married mine, that's picking up as
faithful Comparion College buddy for a Saturday afternoon of televised
sports action at a local bar.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Hey, married man, been a long time man? Has it hanging?
Speaker 3 (24:11):
I was what hanging?
Speaker 2 (24:12):
How you doing?
Speaker 9 (24:13):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (24:14):
Well?
Speaker 3 (24:14):
Fight?
Speaker 10 (24:15):
Hell?
Speaker 3 (24:15):
You ready for the big game? Where we going?
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Man?
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Hey, let's swing by m R.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
Biggin Sports bar, m R.
Speaker 4 (24:21):
Biggen.
Speaker 6 (24:22):
You know the plays with the waitresses and the tube
top spandex black shorts.
Speaker 4 (24:26):
So to tell you the truth, I was thinking of
that new place Damiens, you know over at them all Damiens.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
It's not a sports bar. It's a fern bar.
Speaker 4 (24:34):
No, no, no, I heard some guys in there just
last week talking about an IndyCar race.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
IndyCar race, That's what.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
I'm talking about. Come on, man, let's go to DeMar Biggins.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
You sed to love to hang out over there.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Hey, you remember Heather the big hands.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
Oh you were wild.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
I just have to drag out of there by your ankles.
Speaker 4 (24:52):
Man.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Now, I tell you another thing.
Speaker 6 (24:54):
There was a time where you wouldn't be caught dead
in a place like Damien's.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Well, besides, I don't even think they have a TV.
Speaker 4 (25:01):
Oh no, hello, They've got a twenty five inch Samsung
right there over the espresso machine.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
I've seen it myself, twenty five inch.
Speaker 4 (25:09):
I get it.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Wife won't let you go to Mr Biggins.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
Oh, don't talk crazy.
Speaker 4 (25:14):
I just heard Damiens had really good feetas that's all.
Speaker 6 (25:17):
Yeah, right, just admit it, married man, Your wife won't
let you hang out at Mr Biggest.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
You're only your mind. I go where I want to go.
Nobody tells me what to do. Hello, excuse me, there's
a second. It's the shrew phone. Don't you mean the
shoe phone.
Speaker 4 (25:31):
No, my wife's the only one.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
That's got the number.
Speaker 4 (25:35):
Witch, you might hear you. Hello, yes, honey, Yes, it's
at new place, the east entrance to the mall right
beside radio check Damiens. I don't know about three hours.
Yeah yeah, I'll be home right after I drop college
buddy off at his swinging Singles I mean his depressing
singles apartment.
Speaker 10 (25:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (25:57):
Yes, I'll call you as soon as I leave.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
Me too.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Come on, you've got a flip phone, and nobody but
your wife has the number.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
It's for emergencies.
Speaker 4 (26:08):
I have to stay in constant touch with my home
base in case of you know, an emergency. Excuse me,
just a second, Hello, What I did say it? I didn't? Well,
look you know I do.
Speaker 5 (26:24):
All right?
Speaker 3 (26:25):
I love you, I said, I said, I love you.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
Yes, I'll call you when I leave.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Come on emergency.
Speaker 4 (26:34):
Huh, my friend, you have no idea how heavy this
cape can be. Sometimes.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
I bet that ring through your nose is no fun either. Hey,
married man, where are you going?
Speaker 4 (26:48):
Amiens?
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Yeah, but it's right here. Oh, I think it might
be better if we went through the north entrance. It's
right here, married man. We can't go in that way.
That's just where they expect us to go.
Speaker 4 (26:58):
What if one of my evil adversaries set up some
devious trap.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
Just inside the door? Besides, walk will do you good?
Speaker 2 (27:04):
What are you talking about? It's all the way around
the inn beside sears.
Speaker 4 (27:07):
Exactly a little aerobic exercise to keep ourselves in top
physical condition. Old chum gotta stay sharp like me, completely
in tune with the surroundings since his home to razor sharpness.
Speaker 3 (27:18):
At all times.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
Hey, razor boy, better stay on the sidewink.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
Good idea, man, I thought we'd never make it.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Let's get married man, married man?
Speaker 5 (27:31):
What come on?
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Games starting in a few minutes?
Speaker 4 (27:34):
Man?
Speaker 3 (27:35):
Oh here already?
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (27:37):
See I didn't say, lord, hey, let's say we slow
down the pace a little, he'll.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
Overdo it before the begin Yeah whatever, Oh this is great.
Speaker 4 (27:46):
Huh. Just a couple of wild men out for a
Saturday afternoon of big screen sports.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
You know, nothing can stop us now, Uh?
Speaker 4 (27:55):
I really all get that?
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (27:58):
Hello? Yeah, where we're headed into Damien's right now? No,
we didn't park at the east and Rin so I
could walk by Victorious Secrets on the way in. What
one of your your bridge club was driving by them
all and saw the mini van parked at the east entrance. Well,
there's a perfectly logical explanation for that seat. See, we
were just out getting a little exercise on the way in,
(28:20):
you know, just going to the north entrance right now. Yeah,
it's sears. Yeah, yes, I'll be straight home, yes, and
coming out the same way when I come. Yes, straight home. Yes,
I'll call you as soon as I leave.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
All right, coo, A married man can ask you a question, Sure,
do you like living this way?
Speaker 3 (28:38):
Are you really happy?
Speaker 5 (28:40):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (28:41):
Of course I am.
Speaker 4 (28:42):
Well, not being married, you wouldn't understand the rewards of
a fulfilling relationship are almost indescribable. Old chum the warmth,
the depth of the feelings. I can't even begin to
put it into words. All I can say is this,
my friend, I just may be the happiest man on
the face of the earth.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
Hello, Hello, Yes, I will call you as soon as
we leave.
Speaker 4 (29:14):
Well, married man be able to relax? Will he be
able to concentrate on the game? Will he be able
to pay his flip phone bill for answers? Turn it
again next time, Fama spink to tight Ning Adventure, Same
married Time, Same married channels school you don't find the
married mine?
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Oh man? See what our big show favorites of all time?
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Speaker 6 (29:37):
Well, let's play wordy word one of the favorite big
show games of all time.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
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Speaker 5 (29:43):
One?
Speaker 6 (29:43):
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We'll play next.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Yeah, Thursday morning. These chan saimdmor.
Speaker 6 (30:20):
Go about January second, I'm twenty twenty five. I'm worried
about that.
Speaker 7 (30:24):
I'm still right twenty.
Speaker 6 (30:26):
Four uh fajoring track from The Big Show bit Box
Oliver on Taylor's New Year's Romance, A You Got Things
on your Mind? Chirs McKee, word Tator Romance and the
Big Bogs Out at the Bigshow dot Com.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
Click out on their contest button. You don't play worthy
word this year. We make that happen.
Speaker 5 (30:44):
I had everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
I got no worry anywhere. Don't worry anywhere here.
Speaker 6 (30:49):
Let's meet their contestants. We got Kirby from Campton, Mississippi.
In the morning, Kirby bad Hey, morny as ahead of time,
out of cooking well, Tennessee, Come on a.
Speaker 4 (31:01):
Tom, good morning, Happy new Year, you're heaven new year.
Speaker 6 (31:05):
Boys, alright, Tennis Births Mississippi. All rights of John Boy
and curb Tater and Tom. All right, all right, you
know the deal boys, Tom, you relax, Me and Kirby
we'll go for the first thirty seconds. I curb you ready, Yeah, okay,
you shout out the words now, I'm gonna put.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
Them right there, right in your head. Okay, I'm not stalling.
Speaker 6 (31:31):
Okay, start the clock now. Like when you move a
picture on the on your computer, cut and blank, yes,
uh huh, not your daughter, but your.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
Yes, uh huh.
Speaker 6 (31:47):
The blank Master Pinocchio was a puppet, yeah, uh huh.
The dead sea blank, Moses, yeah, uh huh. You feed
the baby this if you don't do breast milk. You
gotta make up the formula.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Yeah, uh huh. Your tooth has a bad spot.
Speaker 5 (32:03):
It is a what.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Another word? It goes away. That was a hard work
doing there. But boy, look at Kirby on the computer
cutting paste, starting about going I usually do in kindergarten
that I would eat it work.
Speaker 6 (32:25):
Kirby put the five on the board, So you eat
that and tom from there around one time. Are you ready?
Speaker 3 (32:35):
I'm ready?
Speaker 7 (32:35):
Okay, and go Fluoride fights tooth? Blank?
Speaker 13 (32:41):
Yes, this is milk? Is this nut makes milk? Apparently
a blank? Yes, the opposite of happy.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
I'm leaving this job.
Speaker 7 (32:54):
I blink quit yep. So I was in a car
wreck and my car didn't have much of.
Speaker 3 (33:07):
This it shirt coverage.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
Okay, that's.
Speaker 7 (33:13):
Sorry.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
Sorry, I thought you really quit. You know you just blues.
Speaker 10 (33:19):
Now.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
I thought I don't think he was missing. Is that
sound your computer makes when you shut down? Sorry?
Speaker 6 (33:28):
Well, let's say want to do what you did? The
four on the board. Okay, Kirby leeds five to four?
Still anybody's game?
Speaker 2 (33:35):
All right? Kirby?
Speaker 6 (33:36):
You read anybody picking up on that last one and go?
I had two hundred dollars worth of.
Speaker 10 (33:44):
No coverage.
Speaker 6 (33:45):
No, No, I got to get an estimate to see
what the blank is. No, three hundred dollars, three hundred
dollars worth of.
Speaker 12 (33:57):
No.
Speaker 6 (33:58):
It was like, that's that's how bad it was hit,
how bad the dent was. It was three hundred dollars worth.
I don't know what else to sable the word hurricane.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
It was just the most fun for me, yall and
Joe and that that was ul was that sound on
the computer? Shut up?
Speaker 6 (34:27):
Oh, don't going to Tom and Tater one will tie too,
We'll win.
Speaker 13 (34:32):
Ready to go, Okay, I need to pay for my
storm blank in the work, Yes, hurricane yea if I'm
the opposite of drunk, Yes.
Speaker 6 (34:47):
The winding kerry it was damage.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
I guess you do know.
Speaker 7 (34:56):
Poor He's in everything, every every word.
Speaker 6 (35:03):
What would be a better clue? Were always trying to learn?
I'm trying to learn from my mistakes. I guess hurricane
was Okay, a storm came through. I had a bunch
of hurricane blank.
Speaker 7 (35:14):
Pennies, insurance doctible answers.
Speaker 6 (35:21):
Hey, boys, we appreciate you playing. That was fun, Kirby.
You can try again any time. Make sure Jackie makes
that happen and team shut up right Kurb and tore
Sadio boys, good morning, got the big showing the radio bayquest.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
Time telegram from Mongo. Telegram from Mongo.
Speaker 6 (35:43):
Eric Oaks out of Alliance, Ohio says Family Planning Center
by Marvin Webster.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
All right there, coming up, Good morning.
Speaker 6 (36:15):
This makes showing the radio berequests from eric O s
in Alliance, Ohio.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
Thanks listening, Eric. Here you go, yoh, what's up there?
Speaker 3 (36:25):
You all doing all right?
Speaker 4 (36:25):
Man?
Speaker 2 (36:26):
Hey man.
Speaker 12 (36:27):
I was coming back from a trip the other weekend.
I stopped to go to the bathroom at this Amaico station.
I'm standing there at the uinal right, and I look
up on the wall and they had something hanging up
there and they said, honestly, it said the Family Planning Center.
Have you seen those? It must be something brand new.
Look an awful lot like a condom machine to me,
(36:48):
I guess that shows what I know about family planning.
You know, I get the feeling this particular family planning
center exactly no United Way Agency, if you know what
I mean. Yeah, I mean I can't see some woman
calling her husband on the phone and saying, honey, good news.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
I made us an.
Speaker 12 (37:04):
Appointment at the family planning center. Yeah, meet me at
Campbell's Amicco Exit twenty five today. A tuthor that's exit
twenty five. It's right there where it says food, phone,
gas lodging.
Speaker 11 (37:14):
You kid me.
Speaker 12 (37:16):
See, well, I think about the family planning center. I
think of like a little office with people walking around
in lab coats and caring clipboards and stuff. You know,
instead of walking here this place has got some big
sweat at Goma with grease all over his shirt and
leaning back in the chair, going keys on the wall,
bud and give me this key with the engine block
(37:38):
tied to it with a big piece of string. You
know they do that so nobody is steal it. I
guess you can't have just anybody walking around with a
key to the family planning center. Now call me old fashioned,
but if I go to a family planning center, I'm
looking for somebody that's knowledgeable. It's gonna offer me some
helpful information. Information I got from this family planning center
(38:02):
was insert three quarters in slot and turn handled.
Speaker 3 (38:07):
Oh wait, I take that back.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
It also said earned heart rules.
Speaker 3 (38:11):
I guess family planning ain't what it used to do.
Speaker 2 (38:14):
Y'all think about it.
Speaker 3 (38:15):
I'm by the website.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
Good morning, Big Shows on the radio. Featured drag from.
Speaker 6 (38:45):
The bed box e words Tater romance, It's wove, not marriage.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
Let's turn it over to the big guy. Now it's
time for Oliver.
Speaker 8 (39:05):
Well, well, well, the new year has rung in, and
with it unlimited possibilities lay waiting in the days ahead,
a time to look with excitement to the future and
whatever the fates may hold. And for one of us
here on the Big Show, a chance to start life over,
(39:28):
to try one more time, to put a splint on
that broken heart and give love another chance. Isn't that wonderful?
Unfortunately it's only Tata. What the hell let me preach
on it. Yes, to the disappointment of inmates everywhere, Tata
(39:55):
is officially off the market for the moment, anyway, at
least until the current mister right now gets a few
months into this disaster, and hence for the Hills. Don't
get me wrong, I'm hopeful for her, happy for her, well,
actually happy for us. Maybe when she's getting a little
(40:17):
regular hibbitygibbity, it'll take the edge off that flinty off
air personality of hers. Gimme a bee, gimme an eye,
give me a t what's that spell tat?
Speaker 13 (40:32):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (40:32):
I know you're thinking that Tater is a real catch.
So bunny and bubbly and vivacious. Yeah, on the ash,
she's all wacky and giggly and adorable. But when that
little red light goes off, missus Hyde makes an appearance,
(40:57):
I rest my case, my ball camp young smiles turned
to uncertain frowns, knowing the wrong thing will set her
fury of fire, and fyi, she's terrifying, especially when she
yells at you in a terrible accent. Oh, it's funny,
(41:18):
but it's hard to laugh when you're choking on your
own blood. I guess we all should have seen this
rebound coming. Sure took long enough, since her previous romantic
excursion ended up like the Hindenburg. We were all starting
to think she might have switched teams, you know, try
(41:41):
something new. What she'd been doing wasn't working with the
damn so what the heck? Some of us even hoped
for it, right, Maurice, Yeah, but no, Dice, she's still
doing the guy thing. No pun intended. Hater had gone
to great length to reinvent herself, maybe hoping to change
(42:05):
her appearance enough so all the guys she ran off
before might give her another swing, not knowing it was her.
She lost weight, started wearing women's clothes.
Speaker 1 (42:15):
That was nice.
Speaker 8 (42:18):
She even changed her hairstyle, and by changed her hairstyle,
I met combed it. She called in the Max Factor
swat team to teach her about them, the makeup do
dads that all the city gals use. Even bought some
new lingerie. Now you done her sexy stuff, not like
(42:43):
the old days with those five for twenty five granny pandies.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
She bought off the palette a big lots.
Speaker 8 (42:51):
Now she's rocking lacy and racy baby and getting her
something a bit more supportive. Yeah, the time, a sort
of donkey punched that once pert bust line. So she
went out and got some real high tech anti gravity undergarments,
fibers so strong you could use them to reel in
(43:12):
a Marlin. I just realized that that's a very fitting analogy.
So with a new paint job on the old chassis,
she put up her for sale sign and or enough,
some poor sap took the bait and strolled right into
a Twilight Zone episode. This simple schmuck has no earthly
(43:35):
idea would lay in store for him. I'm sure he's
just slightly starstruck, much like the stars he'll likely see.
But when the first time he makes her mad, Oh
when she gets into the Apple teenies and turns into
smashed Tata one of her many personalities, that's the one
(43:58):
where she laughs when she's crushing your windpipe and your
spirit at the same time.
Speaker 2 (44:06):
See what I'm saying.
Speaker 8 (44:09):
Well, if he can withstand the physical damage, congratulations. However,
the emotional torture will surely be his end. I'm sure
it'll be much the same as it is here at
the Big Show. Guests to show up unannounced will be
told to sit on the porch and see if it
can work you in. Or just when you actually need
her to do something, she's gone off making popcorn or
(44:31):
napping with the dog or misspelling words on the blackboard.
The terrorists that await this poor sob are so profound
and varied. Most of them have been banned by the
UN as torture ever been Tata boarded? Brother, you don't
(44:51):
want to know. But let's not belabor the point. Let's
just wish Tata and her next victim bow the best
of luck and by the way, keep your chin up
state correctional inmate zero three one seven eight sixteen. It's
really just a waiting game.
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Speaker 2 (45:49):
The rest your days you own tomorrow. Love you mane
it
Married man. My ried man drives around in a mini van,
god a wife and some kids. His whole life's on
the skids. Hey, there there goes the married man. How's
he feel.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Listen, dude, this poor guy's.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Really screwed hanging on. Buy a thread, cord of milk,
loaf of bread. Hey, there there goes the married man.
Got a big gas will, buys his clothes at the gap,
and he's just about hanging on for this crime. Married man,
(00:46):
my ried man, friendly neighborhood, married man. Life for him
has nothing, wife or let him do what they she says,
it's about timing groove up.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Wherever there's a screw up, you find the.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Married mine as a starry oppins married man, the fellst
defender of traditional family.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Values, as in hot pasot. Two thousand flushes. Oh, come on,
two thousand flushes. It's got to be here somewhere. That's
the last thing she said. Don't forget that two thousand flushes.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Hey, married man, how's it hanging?
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Oh how's what hanging?
Speaker 2 (01:22):
I mean, how's it going?
Speaker 5 (01:23):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Hey, it's my old pal college buddy.
Speaker 6 (01:26):
Yeah, hey, we missed you in the county softball tournament
last week.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Man Oh yeah, well I was on a very important case.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
But what case.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Well, actually the wife had robics that night. I kind
of had to watch the kids. You know, those women
can't live with them because they can be hard to
live with sometimes.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
I see, marriage hasn't told your razor sharp wit.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Oh no, hey, that was a little shot, wasn't it. Ah,
you can't fool me. Hey, beneath this tame, domesticated interior,
I'm still that hunk of burning love I was in college.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Oh yeah, we'll prove it.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
What do you mean?
Speaker 6 (02:04):
Well, you see that little blond work in the express lane.
There's nobody in line. Walk up to her, see if
you can pick her up.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Oh I couldn't do that.
Speaker 6 (02:13):
I don't mean really pick her up, just, you know,
gover and flirt with her a little bit.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
It'll be good for you.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Come on, I don't know. I'm a little rusty.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Hey, I thought you were a hunk of burning love.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
I am.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Yeah right.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
You You really don't think I can do it, do you?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Let's say I've got my dad.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Well, stand back, mister skeptic. Observe the master in action.
Speaker 7 (02:38):
Good afternoon, sir, How are you today?
Speaker 3 (02:39):
No married?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
I'm happily married.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
I've never cheated on my wife in twelve years of marriage.
I've been absolutely faithful.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
I'm married.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
I tell you I'm married.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Boy, you are a little rusty.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Well married man recover from his Freudi and faupa till
an end for the thrilling conclusion. On our next episode,
I am married time same married Chuna. There's a school
look you'll find them married.
Speaker 6 (03:06):
Nine another episode in about an hour, my superhero. Hi, y'all,
let's play Beat the Blonde one eight hundred big show
we told free line across America. We'll get a contestant
and play next. Good Morning that Big shows on the
(03:50):
radio for your Thursday January and second our featured drafting
a big show Bit Boss.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
One of my faves, Oliver on Tator's New Year's Romance.
Speaker 6 (03:59):
There's a word taina romeance hit the big box at
the make show Dot coming right now.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
That might meet the blonde. Let's get our contestant.
Speaker 6 (04:10):
It's Bill from Summerville, South Carolina. Good morning Bill, Good
morning Money, you marry me?
Speaker 2 (04:23):
I'm sorry about that. Will look like you kids are
gonna hit it off. Well, least say you're some questions.
Speaker 6 (04:32):
Bill, you agree or disagree and get two bells for
two buzzers and you'll win.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
It's gonna be all right.
Speaker 7 (04:37):
Be okay, Marcy.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
If you were.
Speaker 6 (04:43):
If you were a native of Sicily, you would be
a Sicilian. What would you be if you came from
New Jersey?
Speaker 7 (04:51):
More than likely still a Sicilian?
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you want something.
Speaker 7 (05:01):
If you're from New Jersey, you're a New Jersey height.
Speaker 6 (05:03):
You're a New Jersey height bill. Agree or disagree? Disagree,
disagree and oh yes, a New Jersey eye.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Didn't sound right? But all right, a border dog going
all right, well, let's go up to Canada.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
Look stunned, so dater In Canada, after it became legal
for eighteen year olds to buy liquor, something increased by
three hundred and thirty percent.
Speaker 7 (05:34):
What was it, uh, liquor sales.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Logical?
Speaker 7 (05:41):
I think that teen pregnancies increased.
Speaker 6 (05:45):
Teen pregnancies increase in Canada after there was legal for
eighteen year olds to get the liquor bill, you agree
or disagree, disagree, and that wasn't the thing to do. Yes,
it was traffic accidents, traffic accidents and cool.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Bell I way to come back, here we go.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
We're gonna win.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
And to lose it right here.
Speaker 6 (06:08):
Well, we've all heard of appliances and automobiles being recalled
by their manufacturers, but has that ever happened to babies.
Speaker 7 (06:20):
Yes, they were all leaking.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Back to do this.
Speaker 6 (06:27):
So no, So you're saying no, so Bill, agree or disagree?
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Bill disagree sounds so weird.
Speaker 6 (06:41):
Disagree staying with the disagree and you.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Yes, he was wrong.
Speaker 6 (06:49):
It can happen. What well, let me explain it right quick.
It happened in the nineteen seventies in Baltimore. Some two
hundred newborns were called back to the hospital for testing
after a hepatitis CEA outbreak. Was kind of a trick,
right there. Work down from our board. Bill from Summerville.
(07:11):
You hang on, we'll get you that prize pack. Headed
you away, buddy, gratulation.
Speaker 8 (07:17):
Thank y'all.
Speaker 6 (07:17):
Oh, you're welcome, buddy, get back to it. Sounds like ius.
Some noises around there. He got action going on?
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Have yeah, yeah, I'm actually on vacation.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Is no white?
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Oh wow, we hate you man.
Speaker 6 (07:34):
Awesome Bill, Well, you're gonna have no prize pack waiting
on when you get back.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
That's our contribution. You have fun, buddy, appreciate you.
Speaker 7 (07:41):
Thanks for listening out there all right.
Speaker 6 (07:50):
Bodom of the hour and top of your news with
another most requested song of twenty twenty four is might
not be surprised by lock you good morning. That's a
(08:35):
big show on the radio the first of every year.
We like to play some of the most requested songs
we have in the year before. This one's been up
on the charge for I don't know. We have to
go back and see when this this came out from
Harting a Junior Nation band. We gotta thank Steve Earle,
the original artists for Copperhead Road who wrote performed the
song with the best songs ever anyway, I think that's
(08:57):
why we're like a lot of requested here, you know that.
And Robert Earl introduced me to Steve World. Robert Earl
Keane produced me to Steve Earl, so I got to
meet him. Yeah, man, it was this all Earl concert.
It was like a Willie Nelson will Willie Nelson is
one of his one of his farm aid concerts. So
(09:20):
Robert O'Kean was when we were there, and then you
got to meet Steve Woro Man.
Speaker 7 (09:24):
Awesome all happened before I showed up, I.
Speaker 6 (09:28):
Got you joined right here, one of our most requiescent
songs songs.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Head Packerhead Road.
Speaker 9 (09:44):
Ladies and Gentlemen. The Junior Nation Band presents a song
that tells our story based on all our experiences, mainly
because it's just a list of all our experiences and
it goes.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Exactly like this.
Speaker 9 (10:24):
Well, my name's Hank, and I like Steve. Daisy Duke's
my kind of girl. Daddy left home, never came back there.
Mama was mean, but she had nice tid me and
(10:50):
never grown a body shop brief pain all day that
we're about to draw. We ain't good looking, we ain't
real smart.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
The money we make ain't worth a fart.
Speaker 9 (11:07):
Everyday life is a heavy lord living at the end
of pecker head roll. Now me and my buddies, we
ain't quite right. We like to cussin, We like to
(11:34):
fight men known to have us some beer or twelve.
Never learned how to control our saves. We like to
watch us some nice car race. Every gal we date
(11:58):
is a butter face, where as broke as.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
It day is long.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Our whole life is.
Speaker 9 (12:07):
A country salt. Summer's hot and winters cold down At
the end of picker Head Road. Yeah yeah, come on,
by the way, it's actually the frontage road off Steak
(12:28):
Road twenty three. The pecker Head part is more of
a state of mind than an official designation. And I'll
shut up if.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
It all be talking over, just as big.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
Guitar all over.
Speaker 9 (12:48):
We ain't got no for one ca We're just trying
to make it through one more days. Being brokes are
on late crime. We're looking for trouble, but we ain't
(13:09):
got time. We're about as country as you can get,
so don't come trying to start no way.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
But we got a little man that rocks real.
Speaker 9 (13:27):
Hard, live every night in our backyard, living it up
in Redneck modes down.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
At the end of pecker Head Road.
Speaker 10 (13:49):
Fickerhead Road, backer Head Road, and hid Your Bush St.
Speaker 6 (14:07):
Louis Good morning bike shows on the radio. Yeah man,
(14:42):
here the first of the year. A time for another
Christmas story.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
And now it's story time with your host, Carl Chilters.
Speaker 11 (14:55):
We used to watch this movie up the Nervous Hospital
every year about this time, called The Christmas Story. It's
a story about Christmas. I can tell you about it
if you own me too.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Oh oh yeah, yeah sure.
Speaker 11 (15:10):
A lot of gun anyway, Well sir, it's all about
this chubby little boy wears the big old glasses make
him look kindly like a bug Christmas just around the
corner of the arm.
Speaker 5 (15:24):
Chubby little bug boy, he got.
Speaker 11 (15:25):
His heart blump set on this here fancy air rifle.
Some folks called it a bb gun. I called it
an air rifle. He spends a great deal of time
thinking about it. Yet Mamma don't want him to get
it on the counter. She don't want him to shoot
his eyeball out.
Speaker 8 (15:41):
Of his head.
Speaker 11 (15:43):
That little chubby bug boy, he got him a daddy.
He's a hard working man, makes a good wage. He
used to be the nights talker once upon time, but
he got him a different job. Now.
Speaker 5 (15:59):
He likes to custs out to furnace and the neighbors' houndogs.
Speaker 11 (16:06):
That chubby little bug boy, Danny, he falls in love
with a lamp looks like a lady's leg.
Speaker 5 (16:15):
We had a fellow like that up the nervous. I
reckon it.
Speaker 11 (16:22):
Party special on a county comes from a plate called Fridjiely.
I think that's north of Millsburg Summers. Well, sir, that
little chubby bug boy, he got him a little brother
no bigger than a squirrel. He likes to rub food
in his hair and sit under the sink and drinking milk.
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We had one of them up to nervous chubby bug boy.
He got some friends there him. One of them sticks
his tongue to the flag pole and the other young
runoff summers. That's what young's did for fun for them
video games. This movie, he's even got a bad guy,
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some old plug, ugly boy with yellow eyes and green teeth.
He kindly creled a little bug boy and his friends
makes board of him quite a bit.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
He's no count.
Speaker 5 (17:18):
Chubby little bug boy.
Speaker 11 (17:20):
He finally gets a belly full of yellow eyes, nonsense
and plumb whoops the tar out of him all the time,
cursing him out like a sailor. Some folks call it swear,
and I call it cursed. It whoops him so bad
little bug boy Mama has to pull him off. She
takes him home. Makesh me a bar soap. Don't seem
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like a way to pat him on the back for
sticking up for himself. But he didn't need no distractions there.
Speaker 5 (17:46):
It's close to Christmas. He's concentrating on getting that air rifle.
Speaker 11 (17:51):
He even went to that big store downtown to campaign
old Santa Claus himself. But this weren't the real Santa Claus.
Seems like this Santa Claus was into the brown liquor.
No sure, the real Santa claus wouldn't kill that chubby
little bug Boy's dream of that airon rifle. He told
him he was gonna shoot his eye out, just like
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everyone else thought. Mister Bill Cox said, they call that
a conspiracy. He listened to late night radio quite a
bit that Santa Claus. He kicked that chubby little bug
boy in his big old head and he fell down
the slide right into them folks from the Wizard of Oz.
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I didn't understand that part of it. By now, Chubby
little bug Boy he was seeing red. Seemed like a
whole dadgum world was again ing. Come Christmas morning, they
ain't nowhere rifle. He does get this Easter bunny outfit
from his fistrant and Daddy makes him take it off
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on the kind of makes him look funny anybody. After
all he'd been through, Chubby little buck Boy was having
a pretty sad Christmas. Then his daddy he finds his
present of hiding in the corner, gets that dad Guma
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air rifle.
Speaker 5 (19:19):
He runs outside starts shooting. Danged if he didn't shoot his.
Speaker 11 (19:24):
Eyeball plumb out of his head. Head Mama, She come
running out yelling, what you shoot? Timeball out of your
head for her?
Speaker 5 (19:33):
What's shoot? Give all out of your head for her?
Speaker 11 (19:38):
Chubby little buck boy goes crazy. He bandages up his
head and goes out looking for blood. First, he finds
that no count store Sandy Claus and elves and unloads
his air rifle on him.
Speaker 5 (19:51):
It didn't break the skin, but they know they've been
at it, and he tracked down Old Yellow Eyes.
Speaker 11 (19:58):
He whooped the tar out of him before, but I
reckon that didn't satisfy that chubby little bug boy none.
He pointed that fancy air rifle and Old Yellow Eyes,
but he was out of ammunition, so he turned that
air rifle around and commenced to club that other no
count youngin killed him, And Daddy was so tackled to
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find out his boy weren't no sissy. He gave the
Christmas turkey to the neighbor dogs and took the family
out for some Chinese food. Morel of the story, Air
rifle could kill a feller if you know how to
use him. No, plus, you might get a bullet chop
suey from your daddy.
Speaker 5 (20:40):
Oh the end.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
Story Time was brought to you by Hard Graves potted
meat product chuck full of peckers and lips since nineteen
thirty seven.
Speaker 5 (20:50):
You ever beat a fella to death?
Speaker 2 (20:51):
No feller, Good morning, no big shows on the radio.
Speaker 8 (21:00):
Well, well, well you've obviously got nothing better to do. Well,
maybe you're just not smart enough to change the dial.
Whatever the reason, you're listening to John Boy and Billy
on the Big Show Aunt they won that.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Yeah, morning, Big shows on the radio.
Speaker 6 (21:54):
A lot of names in the hat for my hat,
John Boy's wonderful thing number one in the bear over
the holidays? Ever ran new wabble house ballcap is styling?
Prove fine when you're a waffle house a word.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
We're gonna give it away tomorrow at this time.
Speaker 6 (22:12):
So you still got he's been putting it off over
your busy holidays.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
The waffle house has twenty four hours from right now?
Speaker 9 (22:20):
Who would do?
Speaker 6 (22:21):
And more married man in minutes before we play some
wordy words, A big show rolls on. Good Morning, Got
the big show on the radio. Married man standing by
for another wonderful episode. First, let me tell you the
prize pack you can win right now, an LS Tractor
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Camo edition. Hang on playboard in minutes.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Married man. Married man drives around in a minivan.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
God and a wife and some kids.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
His whole lights on the skids. Hey, there there goes
the married man. How's he feel? Listen, dude, this poor
guy's really school hanging on. Buy a bread cord of milk,
loaf of bread. Hay, There there goes the married man.
(23:33):
Got a big gas grill, buys.
Speaker 9 (23:35):
His clothes at the gap, and he's does about.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
Hanging on for this car.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Married man, married band friend, the neighborhood. Married man.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
Life for him has nothing wife or letting him do
what the seesay.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
It's about timing groove up. Wherever there's a school up,
you'll find.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
The married man.
Speaker 4 (24:01):
As a story opens, married mine, that's picking up as
faithful Comparion College buddy for a Saturday afternoon of televised
sports action at a local bar.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Hey, married man, been a long time man? Has it hanging?
Speaker 3 (24:11):
I was what hanging?
Speaker 2 (24:12):
How you doing?
Speaker 9 (24:13):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (24:14):
Well?
Speaker 3 (24:14):
Fight?
Speaker 10 (24:15):
Hell?
Speaker 3 (24:15):
You ready for the big game? Where we going?
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Man?
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Hey, let's swing by m R.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
Biggin Sports bar, m R.
Speaker 4 (24:21):
Biggen.
Speaker 6 (24:22):
You know the plays with the waitresses and the tube
top spandex black shorts.
Speaker 4 (24:26):
So to tell you the truth, I was thinking of
that new place Damiens, you know over at them all Damiens.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
It's not a sports bar. It's a fern bar.
Speaker 4 (24:34):
No, no, no, I heard some guys in there just
last week talking about an IndyCar race.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
IndyCar race, That's what.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
I'm talking about. Come on, man, let's go to DeMar Biggins.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
You sed to love to hang out over there.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Hey, you remember Heather the big hands.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
Oh you were wild.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
I just have to drag out of there by your ankles.
Speaker 4 (24:52):
Man.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Now, I tell you another thing.
Speaker 6 (24:54):
There was a time where you wouldn't be caught dead
in a place like Damien's.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Well, besides, I don't even think they have a TV.
Speaker 4 (25:01):
Oh no, hello, They've got a twenty five inch Samsung
right there over the espresso machine.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
I've seen it myself, twenty five inch.
Speaker 4 (25:09):
I get it.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Wife won't let you go to Mr Biggins.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
Oh, don't talk crazy.
Speaker 4 (25:14):
I just heard Damiens had really good feetas that's all.
Speaker 6 (25:17):
Yeah, right, just admit it, married man, Your wife won't
let you hang out at Mr Biggest.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
You're only your mind. I go where I want to go.
Nobody tells me what to do. Hello, excuse me, there's
a second. It's the shrew phone. Don't you mean the
shoe phone.
Speaker 4 (25:31):
No, my wife's the only one.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
That's got the number.
Speaker 4 (25:35):
Witch, you might hear you. Hello, yes, honey, Yes, it's
at new place, the east entrance to the mall right
beside radio check Damiens. I don't know about three hours.
Yeah yeah, I'll be home right after I drop college
buddy off at his swinging Singles I mean his depressing
singles apartment.
Speaker 10 (25:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (25:57):
Yes, I'll call you as soon as I leave.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
Me too.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Come on, you've got a flip phone, and nobody but
your wife has the number.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
It's for emergencies.
Speaker 4 (26:08):
I have to stay in constant touch with my home
base in case of you know, an emergency. Excuse me,
just a second, Hello, What I did say it? I didn't? Well,
look you know I do.
Speaker 5 (26:24):
All right?
Speaker 3 (26:25):
I love you, I said, I said, I love you.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
Yes, I'll call you when I leave.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Come on emergency.
Speaker 4 (26:34):
Huh, my friend, you have no idea how heavy this
cape can be. Sometimes.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
I bet that ring through your nose is no fun either. Hey,
married man, where are you going?
Speaker 4 (26:48):
Amiens?
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Yeah, but it's right here. Oh, I think it might
be better if we went through the north entrance. It's
right here, married man. We can't go in that way.
That's just where they expect us to go.
Speaker 4 (26:58):
What if one of my evil adversaries set up some
devious trap.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
Just inside the door? Besides, walk will do you good?
Speaker 2 (27:04):
What are you talking about? It's all the way around
the inn beside sears.
Speaker 4 (27:07):
Exactly a little aerobic exercise to keep ourselves in top
physical condition. Old chum gotta stay sharp like me, completely
in tune with the surroundings since his home to razor sharpness.
Speaker 3 (27:18):
At all times.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
Hey, razor boy, better stay on the sidewink.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
Good idea, man, I thought we'd never make it.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Let's get married man, married man?
Speaker 5 (27:31):
What come on?
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Games starting in a few minutes?
Speaker 4 (27:34):
Man?
Speaker 3 (27:35):
Oh here already?
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (27:37):
See I didn't say, lord, hey, let's say we slow
down the pace a little, he'll.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
Overdo it before the begin Yeah whatever, Oh this is great.
Speaker 4 (27:46):
Huh. Just a couple of wild men out for a
Saturday afternoon of big screen sports.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
You know, nothing can stop us now, Uh?
Speaker 4 (27:55):
I really all get that?
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (27:58):
Hello? Yeah, where we're headed into Damien's right now? No,
we didn't park at the east and Rin so I
could walk by Victorious Secrets on the way in. What
one of your your bridge club was driving by them
all and saw the mini van parked at the east entrance. Well,
there's a perfectly logical explanation for that seat. See, we
were just out getting a little exercise on the way in,
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you know, just going to the north entrance right now. Yeah,
it's sears. Yeah, yes, I'll be straight home, yes, and
coming out the same way when I come. Yes, straight home. Yes,
I'll call you as soon as I leave.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
All right, coo, A married man can ask you a question, Sure,
do you like living this way?
Speaker 3 (28:38):
Are you really happy?
Speaker 5 (28:40):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (28:41):
Of course I am.
Speaker 4 (28:42):
Well, not being married, you wouldn't understand the rewards of
a fulfilling relationship are almost indescribable. Old chum the warmth,
the depth of the feelings. I can't even begin to
put it into words. All I can say is this,
my friend, I just may be the happiest man on
the face of the earth.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
Hello, Hello, Yes, I will call you as soon as
we leave.
Speaker 4 (29:14):
Well, married man be able to relax? Will he be
able to concentrate on the game? Will he be able
to pay his flip phone bill for answers? Turn it
again next time, Fama spink to tight Ning Adventure, Same
married Time, Same married channels school you don't find the
married mine?
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Oh man? See what our big show favorites of all time?
You go, married man?
Speaker 6 (29:37):
Well, let's play wordy word one of the favorite big
show games of all time.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Join us, won't you?
Speaker 5 (29:43):
One?
Speaker 6 (29:43):
Eight hundred big shows you told free line across America.
We'll play next.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Yeah, Thursday morning. These chan saimdmor.
Speaker 6 (30:20):
Go about January second, I'm twenty twenty five. I'm worried
about that.
Speaker 7 (30:24):
I'm still right twenty.
Speaker 6 (30:26):
Four uh fajoring track from The Big Show bit Box
Oliver on Taylor's New Year's Romance, A You Got Things
on your Mind? Chirs McKee, word Tator Romance and the
Big Bogs Out at the Bigshow dot Com.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
Click out on their contest button. You don't play worthy
word this year. We make that happen.
Speaker 5 (30:44):
I had everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
I got no worry anywhere. Don't worry anywhere here.
Speaker 6 (30:49):
Let's meet their contestants. We got Kirby from Campton, Mississippi.
In the morning, Kirby bad Hey, morny as ahead of time,
out of cooking well, Tennessee, Come on a.
Speaker 4 (31:01):
Tom, good morning, Happy new Year, you're heaven new year.
Speaker 6 (31:05):
Boys, alright, Tennis Births Mississippi. All rights of John Boy
and curb Tater and Tom. All right, all right, you
know the deal boys, Tom, you relax, Me and Kirby
we'll go for the first thirty seconds. I curb you ready, Yeah, okay,
you shout out the words now, I'm gonna put.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
Them right there, right in your head. Okay, I'm not stalling.
Speaker 6 (31:31):
Okay, start the clock now. Like when you move a
picture on the on your computer, cut and blank, yes,
uh huh, not your daughter, but your.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
Yes, uh huh.
Speaker 6 (31:47):
The blank Master Pinocchio was a puppet, yeah, uh huh.
The dead sea blank, Moses, yeah, uh huh. You feed
the baby this if you don't do breast milk. You
gotta make up the formula.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Yeah, uh huh. Your tooth has a bad spot.
Speaker 5 (32:03):
It is a what.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Another word? It goes away. That was a hard work
doing there. But boy, look at Kirby on the computer
cutting paste, starting about going I usually do in kindergarten
that I would eat it work.
Speaker 6 (32:25):
Kirby put the five on the board, So you eat
that and tom from there around one time. Are you ready?
Speaker 3 (32:35):
I'm ready?
Speaker 7 (32:35):
Okay, and go Fluoride fights tooth? Blank?
Speaker 13 (32:41):
Yes, this is milk? Is this nut makes milk? Apparently
a blank? Yes, the opposite of happy.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
I'm leaving this job.
Speaker 7 (32:54):
I blink quit yep. So I was in a car
wreck and my car didn't have much of.
Speaker 3 (33:07):
This it shirt coverage.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
Okay, that's.
Speaker 7 (33:13):
Sorry.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
Sorry, I thought you really quit. You know you just blues.
Speaker 10 (33:19):
Now.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
I thought I don't think he was missing. Is that
sound your computer makes when you shut down? Sorry?
Speaker 6 (33:28):
Well, let's say want to do what you did? The
four on the board. Okay, Kirby leeds five to four?
Still anybody's game?
Speaker 2 (33:35):
All right? Kirby?
Speaker 6 (33:36):
You read anybody picking up on that last one and go?
I had two hundred dollars worth of.
Speaker 10 (33:44):
No coverage.
Speaker 6 (33:45):
No, No, I got to get an estimate to see
what the blank is. No, three hundred dollars, three hundred
dollars worth of.
Speaker 12 (33:57):
No.
Speaker 6 (33:58):
It was like, that's that's how bad it was hit,
how bad the dent was. It was three hundred dollars worth.
I don't know what else to sable the word hurricane.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
It was just the most fun for me, yall and
Joe and that that was ul was that sound on
the computer? Shut up?
Speaker 6 (34:27):
Oh, don't going to Tom and Tater one will tie too,
We'll win.
Speaker 13 (34:32):
Ready to go, Okay, I need to pay for my
storm blank in the work, Yes, hurricane yea if I'm
the opposite of drunk, Yes.
Speaker 6 (34:47):
The winding kerry it was damage.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
I guess you do know.
Speaker 7 (34:56):
Poor He's in everything, every every word.
Speaker 6 (35:03):
What would be a better clue? Were always trying to learn?
I'm trying to learn from my mistakes. I guess hurricane
was Okay, a storm came through. I had a bunch
of hurricane blank.
Speaker 7 (35:14):
Pennies, insurance doctible answers.
Speaker 6 (35:21):
Hey, boys, we appreciate you playing. That was fun, Kirby.
You can try again any time. Make sure Jackie makes
that happen and team shut up right Kurb and tore
Sadio boys, good morning, got the big showing the radio bayquest.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
Time telegram from Mongo. Telegram from Mongo.
Speaker 6 (35:43):
Eric Oaks out of Alliance, Ohio says Family Planning Center
by Marvin Webster.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
All right there, coming up, Good morning.
Speaker 6 (36:15):
This makes showing the radio berequests from eric O s
in Alliance, Ohio.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
Thanks listening, Eric. Here you go, yoh, what's up there?
Speaker 3 (36:25):
You all doing all right?
Speaker 4 (36:25):
Man?
Speaker 2 (36:26):
Hey man.
Speaker 12 (36:27):
I was coming back from a trip the other weekend.
I stopped to go to the bathroom at this Amaico station.
I'm standing there at the uinal right, and I look
up on the wall and they had something hanging up
there and they said, honestly, it said the Family Planning Center.
Have you seen those? It must be something brand new.
Look an awful lot like a condom machine to me,
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I guess that shows what I know about family planning.
You know, I get the feeling this particular family planning
center exactly no United Way Agency, if you know what
I mean. Yeah, I mean I can't see some woman
calling her husband on the phone and saying, honey, good news.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
I made us an.
Speaker 12 (37:04):
Appointment at the family planning center. Yeah, meet me at
Campbell's Amicco Exit twenty five today. A tuthor that's exit
twenty five. It's right there where it says food, phone,
gas lodging.
Speaker 11 (37:14):
You kid me.
Speaker 12 (37:16):
See, well, I think about the family planning center. I
think of like a little office with people walking around
in lab coats and caring clipboards and stuff. You know,
instead of walking here this place has got some big
sweat at Goma with grease all over his shirt and
leaning back in the chair, going keys on the wall,
bud and give me this key with the engine block
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tied to it with a big piece of string. You
know they do that so nobody is steal it. I
guess you can't have just anybody walking around with a
key to the family planning center. Now call me old fashioned,
but if I go to a family planning center, I'm
looking for somebody that's knowledgeable. It's gonna offer me some
helpful information. Information I got from this family planning center
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was insert three quarters in slot and turn handled.
Speaker 3 (38:07):
Oh wait, I take that back.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
It also said earned heart rules.
Speaker 3 (38:11):
I guess family planning ain't what it used to do.
Speaker 2 (38:14):
Y'all think about it.
Speaker 3 (38:15):
I'm by the website.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
Good morning, Big Shows on the radio. Featured drag from.
Speaker 6 (38:45):
The bed box e words Tater romance, It's wove, not marriage.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
Let's turn it over to the big guy. Now it's
time for Oliver.
Speaker 8 (39:05):
Well, well, well, the new year has rung in, and
with it unlimited possibilities lay waiting in the days ahead,
a time to look with excitement to the future and
whatever the fates may hold. And for one of us
here on the Big Show, a chance to start life over,
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to try one more time, to put a splint on
that broken heart and give love another chance. Isn't that wonderful?
Unfortunately it's only Tata. What the hell let me preach
on it. Yes, to the disappointment of inmates everywhere, Tata
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is officially off the market for the moment, anyway, at
least until the current mister right now gets a few
months into this disaster, and hence for the Hills. Don't
get me wrong, I'm hopeful for her, happy for her, well,
actually happy for us. Maybe when she's getting a little
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regular hibbitygibbity, it'll take the edge off that flinty off
air personality of hers. Gimme a bee, gimme an eye,
give me a t what's that spell tat?
Speaker 13 (40:32):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (40:32):
I know you're thinking that Tater is a real catch.
So bunny and bubbly and vivacious. Yeah, on the ash,
she's all wacky and giggly and adorable. But when that
little red light goes off, missus Hyde makes an appearance,
(40:57):
I rest my case, my ball camp young smiles turned
to uncertain frowns, knowing the wrong thing will set her
fury of fire, and fyi, she's terrifying, especially when she
yells at you in a terrible accent. Oh, it's funny,
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but it's hard to laugh when you're choking on your
own blood. I guess we all should have seen this
rebound coming. Sure took long enough, since her previous romantic
excursion ended up like the Hindenburg. We were all starting
to think she might have switched teams, you know, try
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something new. What she'd been doing wasn't working with the
damn so what the heck? Some of us even hoped
for it, right, Maurice, Yeah, but no, Dice, she's still
doing the guy thing. No pun intended. Hater had gone
to great length to reinvent herself, maybe hoping to change
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her appearance enough so all the guys she ran off
before might give her another swing, not knowing it was her.
She lost weight, started wearing women's clothes.
Speaker 1 (42:15):
That was nice.
Speaker 8 (42:18):
She even changed her hairstyle, and by changed her hairstyle,
I met combed it. She called in the Max Factor
swat team to teach her about them, the makeup do
dads that all the city gals use. Even bought some
new lingerie. Now you done her sexy stuff, not like
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the old days with those five for twenty five granny pandies.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
She bought off the palette a big lots.
Speaker 8 (42:51):
Now she's rocking lacy and racy baby and getting her
something a bit more supportive. Yeah, the time, a sort
of donkey punched that once pert bust line. So she
went out and got some real high tech anti gravity undergarments,
fibers so strong you could use them to reel in
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a Marlin. I just realized that that's a very fitting analogy.
So with a new paint job on the old chassis,
she put up her for sale sign and or enough,
some poor sap took the bait and strolled right into
a Twilight Zone episode. This simple schmuck has no earthly
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idea would lay in store for him. I'm sure he's
just slightly starstruck, much like the stars he'll likely see.
But when the first time he makes her mad, Oh
when she gets into the Apple teenies and turns into
smashed Tata one of her many personalities, that's the one
(43:58):
where she laughs when she's crushing your windpipe and your
spirit at the same time.
Speaker 2 (44:06):
See what I'm saying.
Speaker 8 (44:09):
Well, if he can withstand the physical damage, congratulations. However,
the emotional torture will surely be his end. I'm sure
it'll be much the same as it is here at
the Big Show. Guests to show up unannounced will be
told to sit on the porch and see if it
can work you in. Or just when you actually need
her to do something, she's gone off making popcorn or
(44:31):
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