October 31, 2024 • 43 mins
Thursday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Happy Halloween!.. - Oliver goes candy shopping.. - Hoyt and the boys render their classic, “Trailer Park Halloween”.. - Doug Rice tells us why Martinsville is the perfect place for the Round of 8 finale and who it could favor among those still battling in the playoffs.. - we reanimate a Halloween themed John Boy & Billy Playhouse, featuring the late, great Dub Starnes.. - and we’ll round out the day with the Grumpy Old Man…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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free shipping as well. So there it is Big Show
dot Com. And here he is, finally back from Vegas.
Our man Doug Rice from the Performance Racing Network. So, uh, Doug,
how was Vegas for you?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Boddy?
Speaker 3 (00:32):
It was a wonderful experience. Got to call my last
live action lap when Joey Ligano won the race there
and that was that was sort of heart wrenching. There
was a lot of tears and the motions at the
at the end of that since Doug's last lap is
now in the books with the running of that race,
had a big retirement party and all was good in Vegas.
(00:53):
And now looking forward to the next phase. I'm still
gonna do my weekly radio show on Monday Night's Car
Fast talk and will be around the industry, but just
not in the live play by play role going forward.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Well that's awesome, Dougs. So we can still use you,
but until we use you up, Bill Withers, Yep, there
you go, all right. So then we fast forward to
last weekend Homestead Miami. How about Michael Jordan's team is
man tal that?
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (01:26):
What a what a first off? Congrats NASCAR. Phenomenal race
in the playoffs at Homestead Miami. TV ratings were up.
Attendance there was not as good as it could have been,
but man, what a race. The last two laps saw
three different drivers lead with two to go. Denny Hamlin's
leading at the white flag, Ryan Blaney's leading. You think
(01:49):
he's gonna win and punch his ticket back to the playoffs.
And then on the literally the last turn of the
last lap, Tyler Reddick passes him on the outside like
he had rockets strapped in the car and drives on
and gets to win. Tyler Reddick and Michael Jordan's team
are in the playoffs, and that's good for NASCAR. Even
(02:11):
though Jordan's team is currently suing NASCAR, it doesn't hurt
them that the world's most recognizable athlete and that brand,
that Jordan brand, are going to be in the last
four at Phoenix next week.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Hey there's something, yeah, lawsuit going on and everybody is
just happy as they can be. I love this sport.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Yeah, I mean it's a little it's gonna be a
little complex, but it cannot hurt you when somebody of
his magnitude is repping your sport.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
That is the truth. That is the truth. Oh ed No,
was just staying in his mama's condo down over the weekend.
Was everything all right in there, and everything's quite away.
He still got enough Nikes in the closet. Good deal
sou battle for the final spot. Doug set it up
buddy for Martinsville this weekend. All right.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Two drivers have already qualified to run for the championship
in Phoenix. They are Tyler Reddick by virtue of his
win at Homestead, Joey Iligano by winning at Las Vegas.
They will have a shot at winning the title in Phoenix.
Next at plus twenty nine points is Christopher bell. I
personally think that's a pretty safe edge. He could have
(03:21):
a little bit of an off day at Martinsville and
still qualify to go to Phoenix and run for the title.
This is where it gets dicey. Just inside the cut
line at plus seven points and that's not a lot.
Is William Byron. By the way, William Barron won the
spring race at Martinsville, But I don't know that that
means a lot because they've not been the same team
(03:43):
they were the first two months of the season. They've
been good enough to get to the final eight, but
there's no magic. Next, this was where I get really surprised.
Below what they call the cut line at minus seven
points is Kyle Larson, the guy that's won the most
race this How many times have we talked about him
on the show? Yeah, so right now he is not
(04:06):
in the playoffs in Phoenix. He is minus seven. He
needs a good day or possibly to win at Martinsville.
And then it's Denny Hamlin at minus eighteen. At minus
thirty eight, the defending champ, Ryan Blaney. He has to
go to Martinsville and win. And then at minus forty
three is Chase Elliott. The only way he makes it
to the playoffs is win. So you've got two drivers
(04:27):
below the cut line that have to win, two others
that are trying to find a way to point their
way in. But I feel like you've got legitimately three
drivers battling for one spot. I think Bell's in where
he sits. But then you've got William Byron, Kyle Larson
and Denny Hamlin all battling each other two hindred cars,
(04:49):
and then Denny Hamlin from Joe Gibbson. I really feel
like those are the three cars Sunday that you've got
to pay attention to that are going to be fighting
for that last playoff spot.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
And then Doug. You look at him. This is not
a bit big racetrack. The girl in the concession stand
in the infield cannot hear you ordering a hot dog.
Luckily she probably knows what you want.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Normally I just go in and point at the side.
I just point out and then I mouthed the words
all the way and I'm good and by the way,
now that you brought it up, it sometimes people maligned it.
I love the Martinsville hot dog. When I go, they're
two dollars. What's not to love. You get chili and
onion and mustard. I bring a sack back. I don't.
(05:32):
My neighbors get really upset.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
That's the truth. B Weddy. All right, well it's gonna
be fun. Let's see what happens. Then we'll catch up
before the final race and pound a champion in Phoenix.
All I know to our guys, thanks about thank you
my boy. All right, you'll follow a dog on Twitter.
Rice Man sixty one, play beat the Blonde one ain't
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Jory Hight, David step one up. Listen our girl o Tater,
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Okay, hit me, hit me, there we go.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Maybe According to an article in Cosmopolitan magazine, very popular.
That's one named Gurley Magazines. David, I mean not girley
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Well they do everything differently, grands.
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Okay, Cosmopolitan Magazine, Ladies Magazine, About seventy five percent of
married women say they would do something if they discovered
their husband was being unfaithful. What would they do?
Speaker 5 (07:42):
Well, let's just say, Loreena, Bob, it wasn't the.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
First Probably won't know, you're gonna go there.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
That is a statement movement.
Speaker 6 (07:53):
According to Cosmo, they're going to say that the women
want to try to work it out.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Seventy five percent of the women say they were trying
to work it out with their unfaithful husband. David, agree
or disagree?
Speaker 7 (08:09):
I agree?
Speaker 1 (08:11):
You agree with that?
Speaker 8 (08:13):
Yeah, question, do either of you know any women?
Speaker 7 (08:24):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (08:25):
I think is trying to help y'all know we've been
talking about We've had like zever losers in the room
and guys, you know, you need to think they would
divorce him, divorce him, they kill him, his.
Speaker 5 (08:47):
Divorce, taking half his stuff.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Oh right, there's a buzzard there, David. Just try to
get that drug here, all right, Taylor. According to a
survey conducted by the job site in dot com. Are
most men okay with their wives earning more than them?
Or do most men resent it?
Speaker 5 (09:09):
What has that ever happened? Most are not okay with it?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
The majority, you say, are not okay with their wives
earning more than they do. All right, David, here's a
tenant for you. Don't put yourself in the place of
that man that his wife is crowding more than if
you are a man.
Speaker 8 (09:37):
They answered, honestly, I would probably agree with her.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
You agree, and that they are not fine with it.
What you say? Okay? All right, okay, you're agreeing with that? Huh? Okay, Well,
there might be more of a man and this guy might.
Speaker 5 (10:00):
For each other.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Yes, the majority of men are fine with it. Hello,
I'm not enjoying it. Might be a reason to marry him.
You're not enjoy laying on the sofa, son, it's your problem.
(10:23):
We'll go ahead. One about one in six are not
okay with it. There you go loose the ones the
rest of us call stupid. But David, that's all right.
This is a good contest to lose because we always
make you happy. But we hang up on you, all right, buddy,
Jackie gonna take care of your happy end and you
(10:45):
hang on, buddy, bottom of the hour, top of your need,
right on the other side. All right, Halloween Costume Party,
back and dumb.
Speaker 9 (11:01):
It came in.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Good morning, make shows on the radio, have fun on Halloween.
Speaker 10 (11:45):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse Today's episode Halloween Hijinks.
As our story opens, John Boy arrives at Brushywood Country
Club's big Halloween.
Speaker 11 (11:58):
Bash, cool barny. Hey, excuse me, buddy, I'm John Bowd
for the big show. You know dn bodhn bought.
Speaker 6 (12:06):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
I was supposed to make my partner Billy here. You
hadn't seen him, have you?
Speaker 8 (12:10):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (12:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (12:11):
Every morning when I look in the mirror.
Speaker 11 (12:13):
Oh, hey, Billy, I've been looking for you for half
an hour.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Man, I couldn't find you. Hey, who are you supposed
to be?
Speaker 7 (12:19):
I'm waldo. Oh, I guess that explains it. Yeah, let's
see you're supposed to be. Wait, don't tell me a hobo.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Well, actually, there was a mix up of the costume
shop and these are my regular clothes.
Speaker 7 (12:32):
So sorry, that's all right.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Hey, have you seen doub yet?
Speaker 7 (12:35):
Yeah, he's over there at the punch bowl.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
You mean that old Superman.
Speaker 7 (12:40):
Yeah, he don't exactly look like he can leap a
tall building in a single bound. Does he like his
super bed out?
Speaker 6 (12:46):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Who in the world is that where that tall babe
dressed like Xena Warrior Princess?
Speaker 12 (12:52):
Ooh, she's hot.
Speaker 7 (12:53):
Don't you recognize her?
Speaker 13 (12:55):
You know Big Bob McFarlane, the car dealer that runs
all those obnoxious TV commercials.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
That's Big Bob McFarland. Wow, what a great costume.
Speaker 7 (13:03):
That's his ex wife, Muffy.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Ooh, I hear she's a wild little uni.
Speaker 7 (13:08):
Yeah boy, they.
Speaker 13 (13:09):
Say every year she comes to this party she drags
some poor unsuspecting guy off for a night of mad
animal passion.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Wow, I bet she fances.
Speaker 7 (13:18):
Wa Muffy approach his dub at the punch bowl.
Speaker 5 (13:23):
H they're Superman, Holy moling.
Speaker 7 (13:28):
You mind mixing a Warrior princess a little drink?
Speaker 9 (13:31):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Sure? Would you like a cocktail?
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Winging?
Speaker 14 (13:33):
No things?
Speaker 5 (13:35):
You know that costume really suits you?
Speaker 1 (13:37):
It does. Sure, you look like a guy with powers
and abilities far beyond those of mortal men.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
Well, I've been in my sheriff fast if that's what
you mean.
Speaker 5 (13:48):
So tell me, do you have to rush out and
save the world anytime soon.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Nope, I got to have the suit back by to
my afternoon, to a car that'll work. What do you mean,
what do you say we get here and go back
to my place. I'm not sure what you mean.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
Well, Superman, i'd like to offer you some super sex.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
I beg your pardon.
Speaker 5 (14:09):
I said, I'd like to offer you some super sex.
Some what super sex?
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Oh, I'll take the soup.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
We hope you've enjoyed.
Speaker 10 (14:25):
John Boyd and Billieve playhouse. Tune it again next time
when we'll hear Dubbs.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
You know what would go good with that soup? Some
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Come give me your lifeblood. Together we will create an
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Speaker 7 (16:36):
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Hey there.
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Mark Zuckerberg and his employees are in the in the news.
He fired two dozen staff members in his in the
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How do you get a meal benefit?
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And beauty items.
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Quote on days where I would not be eating at
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(20:36):
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Possibly being the reason he was sick.
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(21:14):
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Account of the jokes that were being told up on stage.
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And then the third person, who attended two of the
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If he was, I would have been dead, got Walker Walker.
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You know, let the man be in love?
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Thank you for your commentary.
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Speaker 11 (24:16):
I went to everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
I play the wordy word of the worthy word. Let's
meter contestants. We got Darren from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Good morning Darren,
how you door eybody? How about you Steelers man? Did
you see that coming?
Speaker 6 (24:36):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (24:36):
Hell, well they're not very good, so yeah, I just
that will coming.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Oh I thought you doing real good? All right? I mean, oh,
durable towel here, put it away?
Speaker 9 (24:47):
Oh here you go.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Let's say I hated Isaac from Vienna, Georgia. Good morning, Isaac,
Good morning morning. All right, So let's play boys, Me
and Darren on team A Isaac and tapes. All right, then,
well Isaac, you relax, Me and Darren we go for
(25:09):
the first thirty seconds. Are you ready? Darren? Absolutely all right, buddy,
see what we can do. Start the clock. Now. They
put advertisements on these on side of the road. It's
a big sign a big what board? Yeah? Uh huh,
all right, open up this on your boat and go
down through it in the hull. Open the uh yeah,
(25:34):
that's it. All right? Okay. This is like your your
throat is your blank blank like you you crush it
and you can't breathe that you're what is that?
Speaker 4 (25:44):
Right?
Speaker 1 (25:45):
I don't know. I've never seen this word. Uh so, no,
that was it? No, God, Darren Lord's put a two
on the board hard too. All right, all right, So
Pittsburgh has lost these games that we scored the points.
Speaker 5 (26:04):
Let me go, man, let me go.
Speaker 4 (26:05):
I can't.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Happy about Pittsburgh sailors. I don't like them. I'm trying
trying to buy with my teammate here. Okay, that didn't work. Okay,
too on the board. All right, here we go. All right, Isaac,
are you ready, buddy? Bigging up on that last one?
Speaker 6 (26:25):
Go.
Speaker 5 (26:25):
We're gonna break it down to two words. Lets you
know it. First word is you breathe in what?
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (26:32):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (26:32):
All right.
Speaker 5 (26:32):
The second part of the word is a street is
only one blank sign for the street? Go this blank? Okay? Now,
but there it is?
Speaker 11 (26:44):
All right?
Speaker 5 (26:46):
All right?
Speaker 6 (26:47):
So these are like these are like skates, but they're
they're they're they're faster, and there's more of them, and
they're they're in line.
Speaker 5 (26:55):
They're called what.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Yeah boy, all right roller blades. That the buzzer, So
that was a two on the board, and that that
airway was the do y'all have anything else for airway? Clear?
So all right, what we're moving on?
Speaker 12 (27:14):
Then?
Speaker 1 (27:14):
All right there, and let's see what we can do
on round two here, buddy, are you ready? All right?
Start o' clock now, blank blank on the door. Knock yeah,
uh huh rhymes with it. You'll get an electrical blank yes,
rhymes with it blank and roll rock Yeah, rhymes with it,
(27:37):
Star trek, doctor or mister rhymes with it wall Street
you buy and sell stock. Yeah. All right, we're just
gonna sit down and blink about it. We're not rhyming,
don't Yeah, I'll just blank to me think blank blank,
(27:58):
we can do this all day. Good work, they're good work.
We stepped it up for five on the board, a
total of seven.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Knockerster Yes and Isaac.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Five will tie and force over time, six will win.
Four won't cut it? You ready, Isaac.
Speaker 5 (28:22):
And go stop ignoring me and blank with me? Yes
rhymes with it.
Speaker 6 (28:30):
We're not gonna run, We're gonna just slowly what yes
rhymes with it A blank Jack and the bean blank.
Speaker 5 (28:39):
All right, not riving. Uh, this is this is, this
is yours and this is yes snap blank and pop
rice krispy snap.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Crack on pop tied up?
Speaker 9 (28:55):
What I know. I thought it was a I stopped. Yeah,
it's it's tied up right now. That was five, So
it's seven to seven.
Speaker 5 (29:11):
Boys, say one more for the wind tied up, tied up,
that's what he said.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
So yeah, I'll started to say the Sorry, I really
didn't know that on purpose. Okay, so let's say what
we got here. Fifteen second overtime, all right, Darren, we
go for an additional fifteen seconds and it goes real fast. Okay,
got it? Okay, buddy, all right you readitator, I'm ready, okay, okay,
(29:44):
all right, starting to clock now, Jim Morrison and the
doors come on, come on, come on, blank me baby,
reach out. Yes, hah oh look up up above it's
a blue what it's clear, no clouds in the yes
rhymes with it not wet. And he said it two
(30:11):
on the board right there, Okay, Isaac and Tater if
y'all can get a three. You will end this game
and overtime three.
Speaker 5 (30:20):
Everybody concur two will.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Tie and force double overtime. Ready, Isaac.
Speaker 6 (30:28):
And go.
Speaker 5 (30:29):
You see with these your right rhymes with it? Your
t shirt is tie?
Speaker 1 (30:34):
What right?
Speaker 5 (30:37):
You you cook? Cook soup in a big what on
the stoves?
Speaker 11 (30:43):
Hot for the this is the kitchen.
Speaker 5 (30:47):
I feel like I gonna do one for the times.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
I just quit talking now sometimes he means for the
rest of the day.
Speaker 5 (30:54):
Someone doesn't talk. I don't have to send me a
load of I can get the notice right away.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
And you, Buddy and Jackie will get it. I got
it right there, Isaac. You hang on, Jackie will get
your prize back. Buddy, Darren dog gone and we came
up a little short, but you could dry it anytime.
Speaker 6 (31:13):
Appreciation right here?
Speaker 1 (31:18):
All right? I go, Good morning, big shows on the radio.
Bit request time. Tanya Leeds out of Monroe, North Carolina says,
just one of my first wren Fests. Just went to
my first.
Speaker 5 (31:33):
Wren Fest Renaissance Festival.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
Okay, and reminded me of Cadbury at the Renaissance Festival.
You were right on that, Taylor. Can you play that
for me? And my friends will Tanya, we sure can't. Taylor,
got it right down, Get it up next? Good Morning,
(32:14):
Big Shows on the radio. Tanya Leeds out of Monroe,
North Carolina, Her and her friends got back from the Renaissance.
First of all, this prelive in the Cadbury Way.
Speaker 12 (32:24):
Eh Hzza good moral says, Welcome to the Renaissance Festival
and have a super.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Day, Cadbury. What have you gotten me into?
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Try try try to enjoy yourselves.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Up, enjoy myself. Look at these losers dress up like
lords and ladies. Give me a break, which reminds me,
how come you get to dress up like the king
and I'm dressed as an idiot?
Speaker 2 (32:47):
Not an idiot, sir, a fool.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
But what's the difference.
Speaker 17 (32:51):
Well I picked this for you, especially so I see
the fool or the court jester is known for his mirth,
his wit, and his talent for bringing.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
Joy to the people.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Oh well that's not so bad.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
An idiot is how you addressed before?
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Sir? Okay, okay, we're here. We've seen enough. Have my
turkey legs steak on a steak, corn on the cob,
beefs doing an Italian ice.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
Let's go go sir, But we've only been here fifteen minutes.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Scad Wherry, this is boring, sir.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
May I remind you that in all.
Speaker 17 (33:20):
Our time together, I have been forced to wrestle alligators,
fight NASCAR fans, rumble at the Little League, go trick
or treating with Mario, sign my name on Brestas's, and
be stunned by one mister Stonecoat Steve Austen.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
The least you could do is let me enjoy one
single days.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Can you think about anybody but yourself? Who's the want
in charge around here? Remember our little saying yes, sir, say.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
It Isley big Eye know use sir.
Speaker 11 (33:54):
That's right?
Speaker 1 (33:54):
And big Eye says it's time to go.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
Oh, very well after.
Speaker 14 (33:59):
You, sir, Hey, your majesty honey, Hey kingy honey, you
looking for a queen?
Speaker 2 (34:06):
We were just leaving Madam her not so fast, Cadbury.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
Who are they?
Speaker 2 (34:11):
Winches, sir common Guta Field, Hey Wanches.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
You don't know never hurt anybody. Check out those outfits
they're practically following out of those dresses.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
I hadn't noticed.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
So you need to stop hanging around Randy Hell baby dolls?
Speaker 14 (34:24):
Who you calling? Oh I'm at ye old take a
high redneck full honey, I'm not a redneck fool.
Speaker 11 (34:31):
I'm John Boar jomboy.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
Quick, well you're a head, sir.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
What kind of wenches are you?
Speaker 2 (34:36):
Anyway?
Speaker 14 (34:37):
The kind interested in royalty? Right, your highness, honey? Here,
let me hold your royal scepter?
Speaker 7 (34:43):
Hey me you h.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
Okay said?
Speaker 2 (34:49):
Come on cadbery, what's sir?
Speaker 6 (34:50):
Right?
Speaker 11 (34:51):
Hurry back your lordship honey ducking to this port a.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
Potty with me?
Speaker 1 (34:56):
How deg sir?
Speaker 17 (34:58):
I have loaded myself many times in your servis, but
I will not be your royal wipers.
Speaker 11 (35:02):
No, stupid, take your clothes off.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
I prefer to remain just good friends with all the
same to users, No.
Speaker 11 (35:08):
No, no, the baby dolls, they're only interested in royalty, stupid.
Give me your outfit, not, sir, I'm only wearing my
boxes under my royal twit.
Speaker 14 (35:17):
You about done in the throne room, honeys not?
Speaker 11 (35:19):
Just if you're not gonna give it to me, I
guess I'll just have to take it.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
Come get some, sir.
Speaker 14 (35:36):
Where's the other your majesty, Your majesty, honey.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
I'm in charge of the kid in the mouth.
Speaker 11 (35:40):
Come on, witches, I'll.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Show you the Royal Winn of Bago. I got a
Night's Tale on DVD.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
Sir, anybody, I'm in a tight spot, eh.
Speaker 11 (35:58):
All, fancy meeting you?
Speaker 6 (36:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (36:00):
I love your oh dear.
Speaker 12 (36:32):
Morning.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
It's a big show on the radio. One Laes Halloween
track for You, John Moore Miller Halloween Album, When Things
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grumpy Halloween and it's time for the grumpy old Man.
Speaker 11 (36:54):
Flibbity flu, I'm old and I hate holly ween.
Speaker 12 (37:02):
In my day, we didn't have any punkin carbon costume wearing,
devil worshiping, monster mashing, trigger treating, candy begging, bisery. There
was only one thing we beg for, and early death
to escape on miserable lives, trigger tree, smell my feet.
(37:22):
Here's some buckshot in your seat bow. Every year, the
peace and choiet of falling God's Country is destroyed by
a never ending passel of rotten little snot gobblers dressed
as superheroes and serial killers and spice girls, parents parading
(37:47):
their life's regrets door to door, asking other folks to
foot the bill for their spoiled little turn sweet, What next?
Speaker 11 (37:57):
Where does it end? You want a couple of for
their college duition, pitch in for their new celliphone? How
about a few green.
Speaker 12 (38:06):
Bags so they can get some new fangled video game
to rock their brain and be an electronic babysitter, so
you can drink expensive liquor and bat your video girlfriend
while your wife plays bouncy bouncy.
Speaker 11 (38:20):
With the pool boy. Gimme, gim me, gimme. Who the
hell do I look like?
Speaker 12 (38:27):
Bernie Sanders, clippery yippity ding dong do look at me?
I'm a rich, yuppie butthole, pipping my youngins out for
a handful of Wolnettos in Reese's cups, taking out a
second mortgage for their get up so I can win
a pissing contest with all the other loser parents in
(38:49):
the neighborhood. Because this is really all about me and
not these financial burdens taking up space in my cargo.
It's a glorious age of enlightenment. All hailed MasterCard, and
they like it. They love it. In the old days,
(39:10):
we didn't have rich kinfolk with deep pockets to finance
our hijinks. We spend every nickel we had just to survive.
So when hallyween come around and we had to put
to use our god given imagination, Missy fungal Thumb put
a cork on a nose and rolled.
Speaker 11 (39:27):
In manure and went as a prize breeding hog.
Speaker 12 (39:33):
Lloyd Featherswatch wrapped his body in an old mattress stuffing,
put a light of rope hanging on his butt.
Speaker 11 (39:38):
And went as a feminine hygiene product.
Speaker 12 (39:43):
But me, I went all out that year. I glued
ripe per simmons all over my body. And when as
the herpies too soon, I'm still waiting for the slip.
(40:10):
And when we went out, we didn't get snick of
bars or skinners or zaggony nuts.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
When we went trick or treating, we got.
Speaker 12 (40:17):
Stuff we needed, ruderbaggers, half eaten chicken legs, moonshine. Sometimes
we yelled trick or treated the brothel. They didn't have
no candy, but they showed us a booby. One year,
when we were done in our neck of the woods,
we went to the fancy neighborhood electrical lighting indoor toilets.
(40:42):
They even had all their own teeth. Lotty freaking dud.
It was like by God Xana do. But it wasn't
all peppermints and popcorn balls. One creepy Guma invited us
in his house. He had a huge doll collection, and
way you look, there was dolls staring at us with
(41:03):
those dead eyes, and they looked so real and gave
us the willies. They all had their little arms untied
behind their backs and gags.
Speaker 11 (41:11):
In their mouths.
Speaker 12 (41:12):
But we were in red Morons, too stupid to see
the warning signs, so we didn't hesitate when he offered
us some punch out of a real glass bowl. We
woke up a couple days later, bound and gagged and
dressed in little doll clothes, and we stayed there for
fifty years. And because he never changed those doll clothes,
(41:33):
our bodies didn't grow right, except our heads. They blowed
up like Macy's parade balloons. Trap for Eternity dressed us
little Lord faunt Leroy with a giant noggin, and when
we died, we went straight to hell. And the weight
of our giant heads cost us to roll downhill into
a big lake of fire, but at least it.
Speaker 2 (41:55):
Burned the doll clothes off.
Speaker 12 (41:57):
Buck naked with little torsos and long arms and lay
with giant hits like the alien at the end of
close Encountess.
Speaker 11 (42:05):
Hid the late dude Tito Burrito. Look at me.
Speaker 12 (42:09):
I'm a human bubblehead in a psycho's doll collection. I
should have just stayed in the brothel. But I'm an
uneducated mouth breather, live in my best life in a
size one penn a loon. Behold the Age of Enlightenment yippie.
Speaker 11 (42:25):
And we liked it, We loved it.
Speaker 2 (42:30):
Oh Flinky dink.
Speaker 11 (42:32):
Ikeet hollyfee.
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free shipping as well. So there it is Big Show
dot Com. And here he is, finally back from Vegas.
Our man Doug Rice from the Performance Racing Network. So, uh, Doug,
how was Vegas for you?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Boddy?
Speaker 3 (00:32):
It was a wonderful experience. Got to call my last
live action lap when Joey Ligano won the race there
and that was that was sort of heart wrenching. There
was a lot of tears and the motions at the
at the end of that since Doug's last lap is
now in the books with the running of that race,
had a big retirement party and all was good in Vegas.
(00:53):
And now looking forward to the next phase. I'm still
gonna do my weekly radio show on Monday Night's Car
Fast talk and will be around the industry, but just
not in the live play by play role going forward.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Well that's awesome, Dougs. So we can still use you,
but until we use you up, Bill Withers, Yep, there
you go, all right. So then we fast forward to
last weekend Homestead Miami. How about Michael Jordan's team is
man tal that?
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (01:26):
What a what a first off? Congrats NASCAR. Phenomenal race
in the playoffs at Homestead Miami. TV ratings were up.
Attendance there was not as good as it could have been,
but man, what a race. The last two laps saw
three different drivers lead with two to go. Denny Hamlin's
leading at the white flag, Ryan Blaney's leading. You think
(01:49):
he's gonna win and punch his ticket back to the playoffs.
And then on the literally the last turn of the
last lap, Tyler Reddick passes him on the outside like
he had rockets strapped in the car and drives on
and gets to win. Tyler Reddick and Michael Jordan's team
are in the playoffs, and that's good for NASCAR. Even
(02:11):
though Jordan's team is currently suing NASCAR, it doesn't hurt
them that the world's most recognizable athlete and that brand,
that Jordan brand, are going to be in the last
four at Phoenix next week.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Hey there's something, yeah, lawsuit going on and everybody is
just happy as they can be. I love this sport.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Yeah, I mean it's a little it's gonna be a
little complex, but it cannot hurt you when somebody of
his magnitude is repping your sport.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
That is the truth. That is the truth. Oh ed No,
was just staying in his mama's condo down over the weekend.
Was everything all right in there, and everything's quite away.
He still got enough Nikes in the closet. Good deal
sou battle for the final spot. Doug set it up
buddy for Martinsville this weekend. All right.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Two drivers have already qualified to run for the championship
in Phoenix. They are Tyler Reddick by virtue of his
win at Homestead, Joey Iligano by winning at Las Vegas.
They will have a shot at winning the title in Phoenix.
Next at plus twenty nine points is Christopher bell. I
personally think that's a pretty safe edge. He could have
(03:21):
a little bit of an off day at Martinsville and
still qualify to go to Phoenix and run for the title.
This is where it gets dicey. Just inside the cut
line at plus seven points and that's not a lot.
Is William Byron. By the way, William Barron won the
spring race at Martinsville, But I don't know that that
means a lot because they've not been the same team
(03:43):
they were the first two months of the season. They've
been good enough to get to the final eight, but
there's no magic. Next, this was where I get really surprised.
Below what they call the cut line at minus seven
points is Kyle Larson, the guy that's won the most
race this How many times have we talked about him
on the show? Yeah, so right now he is not
(04:06):
in the playoffs in Phoenix. He is minus seven. He
needs a good day or possibly to win at Martinsville.
And then it's Denny Hamlin at minus eighteen. At minus
thirty eight, the defending champ, Ryan Blaney. He has to
go to Martinsville and win. And then at minus forty
three is Chase Elliott. The only way he makes it
to the playoffs is win. So you've got two drivers
(04:27):
below the cut line that have to win, two others
that are trying to find a way to point their
way in. But I feel like you've got legitimately three
drivers battling for one spot. I think Bell's in where
he sits. But then you've got William Byron, Kyle Larson
and Denny Hamlin all battling each other two hindred cars,
(04:49):
and then Denny Hamlin from Joe Gibbson. I really feel
like those are the three cars Sunday that you've got
to pay attention to that are going to be fighting
for that last playoff spot.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
And then Doug. You look at him. This is not
a bit big racetrack. The girl in the concession stand
in the infield cannot hear you ordering a hot dog.
Luckily she probably knows what you want.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Normally I just go in and point at the side.
I just point out and then I mouthed the words
all the way and I'm good and by the way,
now that you brought it up, it sometimes people maligned it.
I love the Martinsville hot dog. When I go, they're
two dollars. What's not to love. You get chili and
onion and mustard. I bring a sack back. I don't.
(05:32):
My neighbors get really upset.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
That's the truth. B Weddy. All right, well it's gonna
be fun. Let's see what happens. Then we'll catch up
before the final race and pound a champion in Phoenix.
All I know to our guys, thanks about thank you
my boy. All right, you'll follow a dog on Twitter.
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our contestants. David from monte Tello, Kentucky. Good morning, David,
Jory Hight, David step one up. Listen our girl o Tater,
agree or disagree with her answers. Get two bells for
two buggers and you win.
Speaker 5 (07:07):
Okay, hit me, hit me, there we go.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Maybe According to an article in Cosmopolitan magazine, very popular.
That's one named Gurley Magazines. David, I mean not girley
like yeah, like you know, girly girl.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Well they do everything differently, grands.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Okay, Cosmopolitan Magazine, Ladies Magazine, About seventy five percent of
married women say they would do something if they discovered
their husband was being unfaithful. What would they do?
Speaker 5 (07:42):
Well, let's just say, Loreena, Bob, it wasn't the.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
First Probably won't know, you're gonna go there.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
That is a statement movement.
Speaker 6 (07:53):
According to Cosmo, they're going to say that the women
want to try to work it out.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Seventy five percent of the women say they were trying
to work it out with their unfaithful husband. David, agree
or disagree?
Speaker 7 (08:09):
I agree?
Speaker 1 (08:11):
You agree with that?
Speaker 8 (08:13):
Yeah, question, do either of you know any women?
Speaker 7 (08:24):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (08:25):
I think is trying to help y'all know we've been
talking about We've had like zever losers in the room
and guys, you know, you need to think they would
divorce him, divorce him, they kill him, his.
Speaker 5 (08:47):
Divorce, taking half his stuff.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Oh right, there's a buzzard there, David. Just try to
get that drug here, all right, Taylor. According to a
survey conducted by the job site in dot com. Are
most men okay with their wives earning more than them?
Or do most men resent it?
Speaker 5 (09:09):
What has that ever happened? Most are not okay with it?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
The majority, you say, are not okay with their wives
earning more than they do. All right, David, here's a
tenant for you. Don't put yourself in the place of
that man that his wife is crowding more than if
you are a man.
Speaker 8 (09:37):
They answered, honestly, I would probably agree with her.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
You agree, and that they are not fine with it.
What you say? Okay? All right, okay, you're agreeing with that? Huh? Okay, Well,
there might be more of a man and this guy might.
Speaker 5 (10:00):
For each other.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Yes, the majority of men are fine with it. Hello,
I'm not enjoying it. Might be a reason to marry him.
You're not enjoy laying on the sofa, son, it's your problem.
(10:23):
We'll go ahead. One about one in six are not
okay with it. There you go loose the ones the
rest of us call stupid. But David, that's all right.
This is a good contest to lose because we always
make you happy. But we hang up on you, all right, buddy,
Jackie gonna take care of your happy end and you
(10:45):
hang on, buddy, bottom of the hour, top of your need,
right on the other side. All right, Halloween Costume Party,
back and dumb.
Speaker 9 (11:01):
It came in.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Good morning, make shows on the radio, have fun on Halloween.
Speaker 10 (11:45):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse Today's episode Halloween Hijinks.
As our story opens, John Boy arrives at Brushywood Country
Club's big Halloween.
Speaker 11 (11:58):
Bash, cool barny. Hey, excuse me, buddy, I'm John Bowd
for the big show. You know dn bodhn bought.
Speaker 6 (12:06):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
I was supposed to make my partner Billy here. You
hadn't seen him, have you?
Speaker 8 (12:10):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (12:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (12:11):
Every morning when I look in the mirror.
Speaker 11 (12:13):
Oh, hey, Billy, I've been looking for you for half
an hour.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Man, I couldn't find you. Hey, who are you supposed
to be?
Speaker 7 (12:19):
I'm waldo. Oh, I guess that explains it. Yeah, let's
see you're supposed to be. Wait, don't tell me a hobo.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Well, actually, there was a mix up of the costume
shop and these are my regular clothes.
Speaker 7 (12:32):
So sorry, that's all right.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Hey, have you seen doub yet?
Speaker 7 (12:35):
Yeah, he's over there at the punch bowl.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
You mean that old Superman.
Speaker 7 (12:40):
Yeah, he don't exactly look like he can leap a
tall building in a single bound. Does he like his
super bed out?
Speaker 6 (12:46):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Who in the world is that where that tall babe
dressed like Xena Warrior Princess?
Speaker 12 (12:52):
Ooh, she's hot.
Speaker 7 (12:53):
Don't you recognize her?
Speaker 13 (12:55):
You know Big Bob McFarlane, the car dealer that runs
all those obnoxious TV commercials.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
That's Big Bob McFarland. Wow, what a great costume.
Speaker 7 (13:03):
That's his ex wife, Muffy.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Ooh, I hear she's a wild little uni.
Speaker 7 (13:08):
Yeah boy, they.
Speaker 13 (13:09):
Say every year she comes to this party she drags
some poor unsuspecting guy off for a night of mad
animal passion.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Wow, I bet she fances.
Speaker 7 (13:18):
Wa Muffy approach his dub at the punch bowl.
Speaker 5 (13:23):
H they're Superman, Holy moling.
Speaker 7 (13:28):
You mind mixing a Warrior princess a little drink?
Speaker 9 (13:31):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Sure? Would you like a cocktail?
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Winging?
Speaker 14 (13:33):
No things?
Speaker 5 (13:35):
You know that costume really suits you?
Speaker 1 (13:37):
It does. Sure, you look like a guy with powers
and abilities far beyond those of mortal men.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
Well, I've been in my sheriff fast if that's what
you mean.
Speaker 5 (13:48):
So tell me, do you have to rush out and
save the world anytime soon.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Nope, I got to have the suit back by to
my afternoon, to a car that'll work. What do you mean,
what do you say we get here and go back
to my place. I'm not sure what you mean.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
Well, Superman, i'd like to offer you some super sex.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
I beg your pardon.
Speaker 5 (14:09):
I said, I'd like to offer you some super sex.
Some what super sex?
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Oh, I'll take the soup.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
We hope you've enjoyed.
Speaker 10 (14:25):
John Boyd and Billieve playhouse. Tune it again next time
when we'll hear Dubbs.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
You know what would go good with that soup? Some
of these cocktail wingings your morning. It's a big sea
(15:04):
on the radio Halloween twenty twenty four, and next week
he knows overdogin scared Lexantine all sorts of nasty races
going on right now.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
I am Coundracula and I approved this message.
Speaker 15 (15:24):
Well, it's Halloween and Frankenstein is at it again. He
claims to have a plan for Transylvania's future, but ask
him for specifics, and here's what you gain. Wow, what
is Frankenstein's reel track record? Ask the local villagers who
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How do you get a meal benefit?
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He's got more money than God. So Jamie Fox is
back on the stand up stage. You remember he was
sick last year with a medical condition. Nobody knows what
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it was. Well, three people who attended the taping of
Jamie Fox's stand up special, What had happened was as
the title of it. They all had three different accounts
of what Jamie Fox said in regards to Sean Diddy Combs.
Speaker 5 (20:52):
Possibly being the reason he was sick.
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Oh one of the guys heard Jamie Fox, in a
non joking tone, blamed did He for his medical complication
back in the spring of twenty three, and then another
one eyewitness recounted this moment noted that Fox says this
publicly now that the FEDS had made their arrest. I
know Didny poison Jamie Fox? And he reported this man
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to the FBI because of it. That was the second witness's.
Speaker 5 (21:18):
Account of the jokes that were being told up on stage.
Speaker 6 (21:21):
And then the third person, who attended two of the
three shows that Jamie taped for the Netflix special, he
told the New York Posts that the other two totally
mixed up what Jamie's words and intent intent were. Fox
joked on stage about his health scare quote. People keep
asking me if Diddy was responsible. He wasn't responsible.
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If he was, I would have been dead, got Walker Walker.
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And of course, you know, Diddy's publicity got involved and
said that he had nothing to do.
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With oh wait, I mean we we didn't know the
other pervert that that hung himself from the floor on
a on a bad pole.
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There is.
Speaker 5 (22:14):
Some quick little takes from Hollywood.
Speaker 6 (22:16):
People magazine will reveal in a couple of weeks who
is the Sexiest Man Alive? And the magazine Crazy Days
and Nights reports that Travis Kelcey and his brother Jason
will hear in the issue.
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I'm over.
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Pretty much.
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Reports are that's not good enough for Travis, whose team
is apparently quote willing to wheel and deal to get
him on the cover.
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You know, let the man be in love?
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Yeah enough? Or has he got to have that cover
to a touchdown? Last?
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Alright, you guys, And if you're looking for Spider Man four,
starring Tom Holland and the Zendaya, look for it for
the summer of twenty twenty six.
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Thank you for your commentary.
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Speaker 11 (24:16):
I went to everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
I play the wordy word of the worthy word. Let's
meter contestants. We got Darren from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Good morning Darren,
how you door eybody? How about you Steelers man? Did
you see that coming?
Speaker 6 (24:36):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (24:36):
Hell, well they're not very good, so yeah, I just
that will coming.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Oh I thought you doing real good? All right? I mean, oh,
durable towel here, put it away?
Speaker 9 (24:47):
Oh here you go.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Let's say I hated Isaac from Vienna, Georgia. Good morning, Isaac,
Good morning morning. All right, So let's play boys, Me
and Darren on team A Isaac and tapes. All right, then,
well Isaac, you relax, Me and Darren we go for
(25:09):
the first thirty seconds. Are you ready? Darren? Absolutely all right, buddy,
see what we can do. Start the clock. Now. They
put advertisements on these on side of the road. It's
a big sign a big what board? Yeah? Uh huh,
all right, open up this on your boat and go
down through it in the hull. Open the uh yeah,
(25:34):
that's it. All right? Okay. This is like your your
throat is your blank blank like you you crush it
and you can't breathe that you're what is that?
Speaker 4 (25:44):
Right?
Speaker 1 (25:45):
I don't know. I've never seen this word. Uh so, no,
that was it? No, God, Darren Lord's put a two
on the board hard too. All right, all right, So
Pittsburgh has lost these games that we scored the points.
Speaker 5 (26:04):
Let me go, man, let me go.
Speaker 4 (26:05):
I can't.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Happy about Pittsburgh sailors. I don't like them. I'm trying
trying to buy with my teammate here. Okay, that didn't work. Okay,
too on the board. All right, here we go. All right, Isaac,
are you ready, buddy? Bigging up on that last one?
Speaker 6 (26:25):
Go.
Speaker 5 (26:25):
We're gonna break it down to two words. Lets you
know it. First word is you breathe in what?
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (26:32):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (26:32):
All right.
Speaker 5 (26:32):
The second part of the word is a street is
only one blank sign for the street? Go this blank? Okay? Now,
but there it is?
Speaker 11 (26:44):
All right?
Speaker 5 (26:46):
All right?
Speaker 6 (26:47):
So these are like these are like skates, but they're
they're they're they're faster, and there's more of them, and
they're they're in line.
Speaker 5 (26:55):
They're called what.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Yeah boy, all right roller blades. That the buzzer, So
that was a two on the board, and that that
airway was the do y'all have anything else for airway? Clear?
So all right, what we're moving on?
Speaker 12 (27:14):
Then?
Speaker 1 (27:14):
All right there, and let's see what we can do
on round two here, buddy, are you ready? All right?
Start o' clock now, blank blank on the door. Knock yeah,
uh huh rhymes with it. You'll get an electrical blank yes,
rhymes with it blank and roll rock Yeah, rhymes with it,
(27:37):
Star trek, doctor or mister rhymes with it wall Street
you buy and sell stock. Yeah. All right, we're just
gonna sit down and blink about it. We're not rhyming,
don't Yeah, I'll just blank to me think blank blank,
(27:58):
we can do this all day. Good work, they're good work.
We stepped it up for five on the board, a
total of seven.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Knockerster Yes and Isaac.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Five will tie and force over time, six will win.
Four won't cut it? You ready, Isaac.
Speaker 5 (28:22):
And go stop ignoring me and blank with me? Yes
rhymes with it.
Speaker 6 (28:30):
We're not gonna run, We're gonna just slowly what yes
rhymes with it A blank Jack and the bean blank.
Speaker 5 (28:39):
All right, not riving. Uh, this is this is, this
is yours and this is yes snap blank and pop
rice krispy snap.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Crack on pop tied up?
Speaker 9 (28:55):
What I know. I thought it was a I stopped. Yeah,
it's it's tied up right now. That was five, So
it's seven to seven.
Speaker 5 (29:11):
Boys, say one more for the wind tied up, tied up,
that's what he said.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
So yeah, I'll started to say the Sorry, I really
didn't know that on purpose. Okay, so let's say what
we got here. Fifteen second overtime, all right, Darren, we
go for an additional fifteen seconds and it goes real fast. Okay,
got it? Okay, buddy, all right you readitator, I'm ready, okay, okay,
(29:44):
all right, starting to clock now, Jim Morrison and the
doors come on, come on, come on, blank me baby,
reach out. Yes, hah oh look up up above it's
a blue what it's clear, no clouds in the yes
rhymes with it not wet. And he said it two
(30:11):
on the board right there, Okay, Isaac and Tater if
y'all can get a three. You will end this game
and overtime three.
Speaker 5 (30:20):
Everybody concur two will.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Tie and force double overtime. Ready, Isaac.
Speaker 6 (30:28):
And go.
Speaker 5 (30:29):
You see with these your right rhymes with it? Your
t shirt is tie?
Speaker 1 (30:34):
What right?
Speaker 5 (30:37):
You you cook? Cook soup in a big what on
the stoves?
Speaker 11 (30:43):
Hot for the this is the kitchen.
Speaker 5 (30:47):
I feel like I gonna do one for the times.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
I just quit talking now sometimes he means for the
rest of the day.
Speaker 5 (30:54):
Someone doesn't talk. I don't have to send me a
load of I can get the notice right away.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
And you, Buddy and Jackie will get it. I got
it right there, Isaac. You hang on, Jackie will get
your prize back. Buddy, Darren dog gone and we came
up a little short, but you could dry it anytime.
Speaker 6 (31:13):
Appreciation right here?
Speaker 1 (31:18):
All right? I go, Good morning, big shows on the radio.
Bit request time. Tanya Leeds out of Monroe, North Carolina says,
just one of my first wren Fests. Just went to
my first.
Speaker 5 (31:33):
Wren Fest Renaissance Festival.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
Okay, and reminded me of Cadbury at the Renaissance Festival.
You were right on that, Taylor. Can you play that
for me? And my friends will Tanya, we sure can't. Taylor,
got it right down, Get it up next? Good Morning,
(32:14):
Big Shows on the radio. Tanya Leeds out of Monroe,
North Carolina, Her and her friends got back from the Renaissance.
First of all, this prelive in the Cadbury Way.
Speaker 12 (32:24):
Eh Hzza good moral says, Welcome to the Renaissance Festival
and have a super.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Day, Cadbury. What have you gotten me into?
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Try try try to enjoy yourselves.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Up, enjoy myself. Look at these losers dress up like
lords and ladies. Give me a break, which reminds me,
how come you get to dress up like the king
and I'm dressed as an idiot?
Speaker 2 (32:47):
Not an idiot, sir, a fool.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
But what's the difference.
Speaker 17 (32:51):
Well I picked this for you, especially so I see
the fool or the court jester is known for his mirth,
his wit, and his talent for bringing.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
Joy to the people.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Oh well that's not so bad.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
An idiot is how you addressed before?
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Sir? Okay, okay, we're here. We've seen enough. Have my
turkey legs steak on a steak, corn on the cob,
beefs doing an Italian ice.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
Let's go go sir, But we've only been here fifteen minutes.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Scad Wherry, this is boring, sir.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
May I remind you that in all.
Speaker 17 (33:20):
Our time together, I have been forced to wrestle alligators,
fight NASCAR fans, rumble at the Little League, go trick
or treating with Mario, sign my name on Brestas's, and
be stunned by one mister Stonecoat Steve Austen.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
The least you could do is let me enjoy one
single days.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Can you think about anybody but yourself? Who's the want
in charge around here? Remember our little saying yes, sir, say.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
It Isley big Eye know use sir.
Speaker 11 (33:54):
That's right?
Speaker 1 (33:54):
And big Eye says it's time to go.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
Oh, very well after.
Speaker 14 (33:59):
You, sir, Hey, your majesty honey, Hey kingy honey, you
looking for a queen?
Speaker 2 (34:06):
We were just leaving Madam her not so fast, Cadbury.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
Who are they?
Speaker 2 (34:11):
Winches, sir common Guta Field, Hey Wanches.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
You don't know never hurt anybody. Check out those outfits
they're practically following out of those dresses.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
I hadn't noticed.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
So you need to stop hanging around Randy Hell baby dolls?
Speaker 14 (34:24):
Who you calling? Oh I'm at ye old take a
high redneck full honey, I'm not a redneck fool.
Speaker 11 (34:31):
I'm John Boar jomboy.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
Quick, well you're a head, sir.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
What kind of wenches are you?
Speaker 2 (34:36):
Anyway?
Speaker 14 (34:37):
The kind interested in royalty? Right, your highness, honey? Here,
let me hold your royal scepter?
Speaker 7 (34:43):
Hey me you h.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
Okay said?
Speaker 2 (34:49):
Come on cadbery, what's sir?
Speaker 6 (34:50):
Right?
Speaker 11 (34:51):
Hurry back your lordship honey ducking to this port a.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
Potty with me?
Speaker 1 (34:56):
How deg sir?
Speaker 17 (34:58):
I have loaded myself many times in your servis, but
I will not be your royal wipers.
Speaker 11 (35:02):
No, stupid, take your clothes off.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
I prefer to remain just good friends with all the
same to users, No.
Speaker 11 (35:08):
No, no, the baby dolls, they're only interested in royalty, stupid.
Give me your outfit, not, sir, I'm only wearing my
boxes under my royal twit.
Speaker 14 (35:17):
You about done in the throne room, honeys not?
Speaker 11 (35:19):
Just if you're not gonna give it to me, I
guess I'll just have to take it.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
Come get some, sir.
Speaker 14 (35:36):
Where's the other your majesty, Your majesty, honey.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
I'm in charge of the kid in the mouth.
Speaker 11 (35:40):
Come on, witches, I'll.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Show you the Royal Winn of Bago. I got a
Night's Tale on DVD.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
Sir, anybody, I'm in a tight spot, eh.
Speaker 11 (35:58):
All, fancy meeting you?
Speaker 6 (36:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (36:00):
I love your oh dear.
Speaker 12 (36:32):
Morning.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
It's a big show on the radio. One Laes Halloween
track for You, John Moore Miller Halloween Album, When Things
Up for the Grumpy Old Man. You're like this, hit
the big box at the Big Show dot com keywords
grumpy Halloween and it's time for the grumpy old Man.
Speaker 11 (36:54):
Flibbity flu, I'm old and I hate holly ween.
Speaker 12 (37:02):
In my day, we didn't have any punkin carbon costume wearing,
devil worshiping, monster mashing, trigger treating, candy begging, bisery. There
was only one thing we beg for, and early death
to escape on miserable lives, trigger tree, smell my feet.
(37:22):
Here's some buckshot in your seat bow. Every year, the
peace and choiet of falling God's Country is destroyed by
a never ending passel of rotten little snot gobblers dressed
as superheroes and serial killers and spice girls, parents parading
(37:47):
their life's regrets door to door, asking other folks to
foot the bill for their spoiled little turn sweet, What next?
Speaker 11 (37:57):
Where does it end? You want a couple of for
their college duition, pitch in for their new celliphone? How
about a few green.
Speaker 12 (38:06):
Bags so they can get some new fangled video game
to rock their brain and be an electronic babysitter, so
you can drink expensive liquor and bat your video girlfriend
while your wife plays bouncy bouncy.
Speaker 11 (38:20):
With the pool boy. Gimme, gim me, gimme. Who the
hell do I look like?
Speaker 12 (38:27):
Bernie Sanders, clippery yippity ding dong do look at me?
I'm a rich, yuppie butthole, pipping my youngins out for
a handful of Wolnettos in Reese's cups, taking out a
second mortgage for their get up so I can win
a pissing contest with all the other loser parents in
(38:49):
the neighborhood. Because this is really all about me and
not these financial burdens taking up space in my cargo.
It's a glorious age of enlightenment. All hailed MasterCard, and
they like it. They love it. In the old days,
(39:10):
we didn't have rich kinfolk with deep pockets to finance
our hijinks. We spend every nickel we had just to survive.
So when hallyween come around and we had to put
to use our god given imagination, Missy fungal Thumb put
a cork on a nose and rolled.
Speaker 11 (39:27):
In manure and went as a prize breeding hog.
Speaker 12 (39:33):
Lloyd Featherswatch wrapped his body in an old mattress stuffing,
put a light of rope hanging on his butt.
Speaker 11 (39:38):
And went as a feminine hygiene product.
Speaker 12 (39:43):
But me, I went all out that year. I glued
ripe per simmons all over my body. And when as
the herpies too soon, I'm still waiting for the slip.
(40:10):
And when we went out, we didn't get snick of
bars or skinners or zaggony nuts.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
When we went trick or treating, we got.
Speaker 12 (40:17):
Stuff we needed, ruderbaggers, half eaten chicken legs, moonshine. Sometimes
we yelled trick or treated the brothel. They didn't have
no candy, but they showed us a booby. One year,
when we were done in our neck of the woods,
we went to the fancy neighborhood electrical lighting indoor toilets.
(40:42):
They even had all their own teeth. Lotty freaking dud.
It was like by God Xana do. But it wasn't
all peppermints and popcorn balls. One creepy Guma invited us
in his house. He had a huge doll collection, and
way you look, there was dolls staring at us with
(41:03):
those dead eyes, and they looked so real and gave
us the willies. They all had their little arms untied
behind their backs and gags.
Speaker 11 (41:11):
In their mouths.
Speaker 12 (41:12):
But we were in red Morons, too stupid to see
the warning signs, so we didn't hesitate when he offered
us some punch out of a real glass bowl. We
woke up a couple days later, bound and gagged and
dressed in little doll clothes, and we stayed there for
fifty years. And because he never changed those doll clothes,
(41:33):
our bodies didn't grow right, except our heads. They blowed
up like Macy's parade balloons. Trap for Eternity dressed us
little Lord faunt Leroy with a giant noggin, and when
we died, we went straight to hell. And the weight
of our giant heads cost us to roll downhill into
a big lake of fire, but at least it.
Speaker 2 (41:55):
Burned the doll clothes off.
Speaker 12 (41:57):
Buck naked with little torsos and long arms and lay
with giant hits like the alien at the end of
close Encountess.
Speaker 11 (42:05):
Hid the late dude Tito Burrito. Look at me.
Speaker 12 (42:09):
I'm a human bubblehead in a psycho's doll collection. I
should have just stayed in the brothel. But I'm an
uneducated mouth breather, live in my best life in a
size one penn a loon. Behold the Age of Enlightenment yippie.
Speaker 11 (42:25):
And we liked it, We loved it.
Speaker 2 (42:30):
Oh Flinky dink.
Speaker 11 (42:32):
Ikeet hollyfee.
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