October 3, 2024 • 41 mins
Thursday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’re supporting Samaritan’s Purse in their relief efforts for victims of Hurricane Helene. Look for info and direct donation links at our homepage www.thebigshow.com.. - Mad Max thinks he may have found proof that the pumpkin spice have gone too far.. - Mary Jane zooms in with more of her Deep Thoughts.. - Doug Rice updates NASCAR’s playoffs as we get another week closer to crowning another season’s champion.. - Phone prankster Willie P. Richardson tries to hire a singer for a funeral.. - Marvin Webster goes to Mike’s wedding.. - and Ike Turner endorses the “Taser Tot”…
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We got Betty from Monachello, Kentucky. Good morning, Betty, Good morning,
town boy, good morning baby.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Welcome.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
All right you so bed, it's just so well, know,
what would you consider your hair color?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Man, my hair color is white and silver.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
White and silver.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
I have no trouble here getting two bells before two buzzers.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Let's well, we hope not, but we'll see.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Alright, it is well, Tayler. According to a survey conducted
by the Los Angeles Times, what do most waitresses prefer
to be called?
Speaker 5 (02:28):
Okay, we'll judging by what I've seen you call them.
I know, baby dolls, sweetie, nurse and stewardess are all out.
So they prefer to be called server.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Server is what they prefer to be called. Betty, Do
you agree or disagree with that?
Speaker 4 (02:49):
I agree?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
And oh.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
And miss they prefer miss.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
Oh don't say, ma'am.
Speaker 6 (02:58):
Woman.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
What woman in twenty twenty four wants to be called server? Yeah?
What about the guys?
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:09):
It was waitresses?
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Okay, I got.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
It seemed a safe non gender answered.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Oh, it's so tough not to be wrong. All right,
let's see what we got. Chef Gordon Ramsey, are you popular?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (03:28):
He is.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Well.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Chef Gordon Ramsey calls it the unspoken message that the
service was lousy.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
What was he talking about?
Speaker 5 (03:37):
Whischlander in the funeral?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
We're still dealing with the waiters, waiters, all right.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
Unspoken the service was lousy. If you leave a penny tip.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
If you leave any penny tip, Okay, do you agree
or disagree?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Betty?
Speaker 2 (03:56):
I agree, and I guess that would The correct answer
is not leaving a tip, but is that penny that
is actually leaving a tip.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
But you know what they're saying it is I'm not
doing a buzzy o that.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Yeah, I'm not gonna buzzy on that. Yes, yeah, yeah,
data was getting whoa well.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
No, I mean I I when I was a waitress.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
You got.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
But it was like if you I mean, if they
left a penny like that was just you know, you know.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
You were that's another right, Yeah, yeah, all right, you were.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
We were worse than lousy.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
If you got a penny, We're getting Betty one more
shot at it.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Right here, let's talk about mail monkeys. Sure I love
a monkey? Oh my god, what do Male chimpanzees sometimes
have a hard time making up their mind about whether
they should eat them but that or go off into
(05:01):
the woods with an amorous female.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
They have at I know exactly how they feel.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
Food or.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
No.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
They don't have a hard time making that decision.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
They do not have a hard time making their mind
whether they should eat a banana or go off into
the woods with an amorous female.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Agree or disagree with.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
What I'm going to agree one more time. Surely this
is right.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
About the goudy monkeys. I'm going to eat this banana
or go off with the slutty monkeys.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
That's why I said no, hold on, hold on, hold
on the answer.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yes, they stops have a hard time.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
I want to eat a.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Decisions.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
I thought it was all right, Well, Betty, we're gonna
come with the good grass for you for some Birtee
County peanuts or keep them all to myself.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
Oh, don't beat a chimpanzee. Give me some.
Speaker 7 (06:20):
I did.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
You did it?
Speaker 5 (06:23):
It was the way it was worded.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
But yeah, Jaggie, and make you happy, baby, Appreciate your
listening playing.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
With us, Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Bottom of the hour. On top of your news on
the other side, the little tree with it Pee Regison,
I Texas phone prankster.
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Speaker 8 (07:02):
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Speaker 2 (07:21):
You want to make shows on the radio or provide
the knack of those this Texas there listening?
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Will it be?
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Yes? Is this reverend Bowling? That's how you doing today? Yes?
So you don't know me. My name is W. P. Richardson.
And uh you had just had you just came to
town here to be the thing in the church.
Speaker 6 (07:40):
That's my first way here.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Well that's good. I'm glad to have you in the community.
I'll tell you what I got. I got a problem
I was hoping you could help me with. I had
a brother, Uh he would he was killed about four
nights ago, and uh we were trying to get somebody
to come sing at his funerals. I'm gonna just change
straight out. He had been in a lot of trouble
around here and want none to churches and nothing having
(08:02):
nothing to do with it. And I needed a singer
to come and sing at his funeral. And I'm willing
to pay. He had lots of money. He did a
lot of underhanded things everything, but he had plenty of
money and he uh uh he we could pay you.
We just want two songs and we could pay you
like two thousand dollars. Come out here and sing them first.
I tell this bay, Yes, well, I tell you the
(08:24):
songs he wanted. Do you know any James Brown songs?
He like that? I feel good? You know you know that.
Speaker 6 (08:30):
I know that song I couldn't just have very well?
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Yeah, yeah, you can't holler like James Brown? What about it?
And I tell you what. He had a lot of
girlfriends and he wanted to sing you know that song
by Percy Sled called when a Man Loves a Won't
you ever heard that? Yeah, we were gonna kind of
change it to when a man loves some women, you know,
and and and get you to sing them too. Really,
I got to two thousand dollars in cash here. We
(08:53):
couldn't pay you. When is it kinda baby? Well, we
could have it just down whenever you want to, you know.
I mean, I didn't change the date on the two
or three days. But we're gonna have to hear it because,
like I said, he would kill uh once the day
and Friday he would kill Tuesday and he was shot
over here, uh down into river when he beer. John. Yeah,
and uh we were thinking about well, I mean even
if we had it at night or something like that.
Speaker 6 (09:16):
Uh, you don't think it be Saturday night? Is there
any uh, be honest with you, I would prefer to
do some more religious songs if that's the possibility. Is
there any any you know, religious songs that have to
do with with God that he would be interested in
or that you would be interested in them?
Speaker 3 (09:32):
It would be yeah, uh, well yeah, you could do
like uh, let's say old spiritual you know, swing Loaf,
sweet Cher. Yeah. Yeah, he like he would like that
problem that family would and everything. But you but you
don't think you could do the mother two songs too.
I wouldn't do them.
Speaker 6 (09:48):
I think the way that that y'all would like to
hear him done for sure, because I'm I'm more of
a traditional traditional white gospel type singer. Yes, you know,
kind of to put them in in a reference from
those two songs that you're wanting, you may want somebody
that that could for the bill a little bit that well.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
That's what I said. I couldn't. I've done to call
everybody and you ain't turn this down called with black
naids not a bit in the world. You know that
doesn't follow, Man, it doesn't. H I'll tell you what
w T give me. Okay, uh, but give me another
couple of possibilities of songs. That way I can kind
of be working on something. We might see this like
Saturday night or for you know, if y'all pretty fusible
(10:32):
all the time. Yeah, we could do it. And you
don't make no differnefish at twelve o'clock night. Okay, we're
gonna have plenty to eat too, And yeah, we'd laugh
for you to come by the house and spend a
couple of hours with the two if you could.
Speaker 6 (10:43):
I got that. Maybe pushing a little bit because I've
got some commitment Saturday afternoon and I'm leaving Sunday, uh
happenoon right after church. Got to get up early for church.
So yes, I might you know, at least make the services.
Will a service be here local?
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Yeah? I was gonna see if I could get a
read to preach it, you know. Uh, Okay, we're trying
to get all this everything wrapped up here today and
get this over. I've got a lot ken folks in
here in California and they'll come over here waiting for
this to happen, and they all just sitting ready about
to eat that out of house. I need to get
them on the road.
Speaker 6 (11:12):
And if you have any other ide, have a couple
of more songs.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Uh, what about you don't anymore platter song? Like? Uh think?
Speaker 9 (11:20):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (11:20):
Well, I'm I'm kind of thinking about more religious songs.
I could do, you know, all of us any kind
of favorite hymn you know that I'd be familiar with
some of the things that are more secular in nature,
like you know, things about uh, James Bound or things
like that.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
I probably would do.
Speaker 6 (11:36):
Them justice for the style of what y'all was looking for. Yes,
just not too many good white James Bounds anyway, I say, well,
look him, Uh, I'll tell you what you'd be thinking
about it. And I'm gonna try to get a time
together him. But you could think late said, and that
be all right. I guess we could have some laves
took out there to the graveyard, you know, or Saturday evening, say,
(11:57):
you know, maybe just after supper sometimes, Okay?
Speaker 3 (12:00):
And uh, and I got two thousand dollars here.
Speaker 6 (12:03):
But uh, if I don't hear back from youth, I'm
not here at the church this afternoon. I'll give you
a call that would you be at this number?
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Hello, folks. Uh, there's sad news in Hollywood and always
seems to happen in threes. Passing of some celebrities that
we've seen on the big screen for a long time,
starting with Maggie Smith, Oscar winning and Emmy winning actress,
best known for her roles in the Harry Potter franchise
and Downton Abbey. She passed it away at the age
of eighty nine. You might have known her more recently,
(19:04):
like I said, from the Harry Potter movies. She played
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Chris Christopherson passed away. Christofferson passed away in Hawaii at
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He was a renowned songwriter whose work includes Sunday Morning,
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was inducted into the Country Music Hall of Fame in
two thousand and four. Wow, Chris Christofferson. I think you
will remember this actor John Ashton. He's best known for
playing John Taggart in the Beverly Hills Cop Movies. He
passed away peacefully at home as well. So so long
to all of them. They did great work. They will
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be missed, and thoughts out to their families. And my
last story for me right now is Hoda Cotby Hota copy. Yeah,
we have to say goodbye to her as well. She
has left the Today Show. I don't know if you
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Yeah, right, she'd retired. Yeah, well, moving on. That's the
way she put it.
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So is the word is yes, did I mislead you
on that bunch of yeah?
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Well?
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Just Punk News is reporting that she had been negotiating
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take a pay cut, and she said no, Yeah, they
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I need that. An executive told told, well, I mean,
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get it. The executive told Punk News that this is
(21:23):
the age of the great resetting of TV news contracts.
Everyone is getting their pay cut or their jobs eliminated.
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Because y'all suck.
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More so because a decade ago, the Today Show drew
in four point seven million viewers, and these days the
Morning Show is lucky to have an audience of two
point five million.
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Like the man said, because y'all late night and I
told you when that was on his last leg. Now
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Just find something in, we'll run it.
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You'll get Elizabeth Warren will be headlining the show again.
It'll just be so great, y'all idiots.
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Let's meet your contestants. We got Mike from Mobile, Alabama.
A good morning, Mike.
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Are you doing that down?
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Boys?
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Alight?
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Money.
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We got Ronald from Henderson, Kentucky. Good morning, Ronald morning
Brown Moore. All right, boy, Alabama versus Kentucky. Ronald, little
bit you and all right, got dumb part primarily done.
Ronald and Taylor and Mike and John boy on the side.
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All right there, Ronald, you relaglessly with me and Mike.
Put on the board for a round one. All right,
Mike are you ready?
Speaker 1 (24:05):
I am ready, okay, starting to clock now at the hotel.
You put this on your door.
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Do not.
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Disturb.
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That's it, all right. I don't want to fly, coach.
I want to fly first player. That's it. Uh huh.
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Hey, you go and see if you can make the
basketball team they're having these today.
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Or football. Yeah, that's it. Uh huh. All right. You
put this on your knee when it's hurt a knee.
What you wrap it around?
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Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Uh huh, all right? Blank? The ball for a field
goal blanket? Heck, yeah, god work, Mike. Everyone has heard up.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
You put down us a five on the board. And now, Ronald,
I wouldn't listen to myself.
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What was I doing?
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Uh huh? Okay, good, all right, Ronald? Are you ready?
Speaker 2 (24:58):
All ready?
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Okay, and go.
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When you pay off somebody they take one of these?
Did he take a blank?
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Yep?
Speaker 5 (25:06):
You play they play the game on the football blank?
What do they play it on?
Speaker 7 (25:11):
Yes?
Speaker 11 (25:11):
Hey, the.
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The golf blank? You belong to one? You belong to
the Yep. This is the middle of an egg, the
yellow part.
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You make sure that the door is this before you leave?
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Yep.
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This is what you brush those things in your mouth?
Speaker 3 (25:30):
You use this?
Speaker 11 (25:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:32):
What what is it called? What are you think?
Speaker 3 (25:38):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (25:38):
I wasn't even looking. I was playing in my hand.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
I was right now because I'm trying to figure out, tedlor,
how can you lock the door before you leave?
Speaker 5 (25:49):
Make sure that after well you can be in the
house and make sure it's and you can it just
it works, it just it works.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
Get it?
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Yes? Okay, good work, all right? And that is a five.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
We are tied up after round one. Boy's got us
a game going, all right, Michael, let's see what we
can do. Okay, we're picking up on that last one,
starting to clock. Now you put crest. What is crest?
Speaker 1 (26:18):
What do they make?
Speaker 5 (26:19):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Uh huh A blank bull. This is a kind of
a dog, a blank bull. Yeah, uh huh, all right,
A fish has these what they breathe out of? Uh huh,
all right, you gotta mark, you gotta vote and put
it in the blank box.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Yes, uh huh.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Are you're you're a real good cook. You are blank
boy yardee? Yeah, uh huh yeah, kind of breakfast. You
think it's kind of sex? My another five on the board.
Ten on the board. Good work, and now Ronald and
(27:00):
Taylor five will tie, force overtime six will win?
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Come this ready, go all right?
Speaker 5 (27:08):
This is smaller than a lake. It might be out
back in the backyard. Yep rhymes with it. You have
to your bail blank, yes, thank you. This is the
color of hair. Rhymes with it yellow hair, Yep, rhymes
with it. I'm very blank of you means I'm kind
of smitten bond yep. A magician waves this a wizard, wond.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
You go like this? What is that?
Speaker 11 (27:38):
Yep?
Speaker 3 (27:40):
We won?
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Y are yawned? I heard yawned? But what was the word?
What was the word?
Speaker 3 (27:50):
Tighter?
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Pulled the word up and let me see it, it
says yawned.
Speaker 6 (27:56):
With an ed.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
That's what I thought. I heard what he said.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
I got you.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
So, I'm sorry, but we win.
Speaker 11 (28:07):
It it's tie.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Actually, you prolonged your own misery.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
No oh, I just jeez myself too, spiking the ball
for the games over stoopid me. I'm sorry? All right,
all right, well, let's let's do overtime then, fifteen seconds
to see if we can get us a winner.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
You could pretend you have covid like that runner.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
At the Olympics.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Off here, water, give me water, right, okay, Mike, let's
see what we can do. Another's fifteen second overtime. Fifteen
seconds we'll go by real quick. All right, all right,
here we.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Go, start o'clock now. Dal Earn Hart's boy, dal Earn.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
Heart what Dale Junior?
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Yes? Baha?
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Are you plant beans outside in this in your what?
Plant beans? Cabbage in your what garden?
Speaker 4 (29:16):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (29:17):
Uh?
Speaker 11 (29:17):
Huh yes, yes, not huh.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Yep?
Speaker 3 (29:23):
God?
Speaker 1 (29:24):
All right? Two and the board. Good work.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Well, let's see if Ronald and Taylor can win it
with three two will double over Thomas, all right and go.
Speaker 5 (29:35):
They write this up about you when you die and
put it in the paper. It is your what, but
they write up all your stuff? Go look it up
in the paper.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
Oh I know what it is?
Speaker 5 (29:47):
Yes, all right. This is where the cows live. Old
McDonald had one.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Farm farm at the buzzard to course double over time.
Oh right, that's not over, you boys say if we
can get it in another fifteen seconds.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
My car.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
Are you ready, buddy?
Speaker 3 (30:14):
I am ready?
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Okay, here we got all right, start the clock now,
I'm not single. I am what?
Speaker 4 (30:22):
Mary?
Speaker 5 (30:22):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (30:23):
Uh huh? Scratch your what? No word? We're blanks. Scratch it.
You gotta what you scratch? Yes, a blank sign? I'm gone.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
And I thought we could get three. It would have
got the hitch out of the way. All rights are
another two on the board. All right, Tatl and Ronald?
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Is there somebody down the st Ronald? Are you ready
ready and go?
Speaker 5 (31:01):
It's not a stop sign. It's this you slowly go?
Speaker 6 (31:03):
What is it?
Speaker 5 (31:04):
Uh huh? This is a white white duck, a big
white pretty pretty you turn to what. No, it's a
duck that turns into a beautiful what.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (31:14):
Ten years? Ten years is what? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (31:18):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (31:18):
All is his sister time? When time? Alrighty talking about
even lee match?
Speaker 5 (31:33):
Uh you boys are all right?
Speaker 2 (31:35):
Well listen, we need to work around y'all scheduled and
maybe sometime next week Jackie, well we'll let them do
a rematch.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
I like those?
Speaker 4 (31:42):
All right?
Speaker 3 (31:43):
Is that good?
Speaker 4 (31:44):
We all mind?
Speaker 1 (31:45):
Ronald out of Mount Kentucky.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
You got it all right, boys, appreciate you first time
call John boys worth time call.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Here the most right hold on boys, jack and needs
a dalk.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
To you.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Good more than makes house on the radio. All right,
Well it didn't then as badly for me as it could. Yoned,
he outed himself.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
He could have said, I said yawned because it's that
like I did. Thank you for being honors said. That's
part of this worthy word game, traighter. Hope you learn
it is a.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
Big requests for the morning who we got here? Amy
Hines out of Gastonia, North Carolina. Amy says, could you
play something from Marvin Webster on weddings show? Can Amy
coming up next?
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Come morning?
Speaker 2 (33:03):
Bake Shall's on the radio. Bit request time. Amy Haines
out of got Stone, you know, telling a brown call
with this again?
Speaker 3 (33:14):
Yoh, what's up? How y'all doing? Man? Hey man.
Speaker 7 (33:16):
A friend of mine named Mike got married over weekend.
I got invited, so I went. So you know, Mike
is a good dude, but I am the only black
man he knows. So I was the only black man
at the wed. I got a bunch of white friends,
So I have been in this situation before. It ain't
bad during all the idudes and whatnot. Where it gets
tough is at the reception. Now, being the only black
(33:39):
dude in the room ain't no big deal till the
bride gets done dancing with a daddy and they cut
the cake and all that, because that's when they crank
up the music for the drunk Caucasian dance park.
Speaker 3 (33:50):
All know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 7 (33:52):
I knew it was in trouble when I saw the DJ, tall,
curly headed white dude. See that ain't right. If the
DJ at the reception is some thick, dark see low
green looking brother with aviator shades, it's all good. But
if you get bony ass DJ Whitey's gonna be painful.
(34:12):
DJ Whitey don't know nothing about party music. What's he
always kick it off with? Y'all know, Cooling the Gang
celebration the whitest party song in America sell or break
good Time?
Speaker 3 (34:25):
Come On?
Speaker 7 (34:26):
Ain't nothing wrong with Cooling the Gang. But I think
Cool was hanging out with a gang of white people
when he wrote that one, and it ain't nothing makes
some black man nervous like a room full of drunk
white folks yelling Yahoo.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
Now.
Speaker 7 (34:39):
Sometimes DJ Whitey will kick it off with the black
eyed peas, which don't help at all. Let's get it
started in here. No, let's not why the white people
need somebody to tell him when it's time for the
fun to start. That's why people at the white dance
party always do that line dancing, jazz, electric slide and whatnot.
White people love to line up and have somebody tell
(35:01):
them how much fun to have. I guess it comes
from all them trips to Disney World when it was
a kid. Oh and one line dance is bad enough,
but it ain't just the electric slide no more. You
hear that, it ain't gonna be long till they follow
it up with the Cha cha slide. Y'all heard that
one Oh, slide to the right, slide to the left,
right full one time left, fool one time reverse reverse,
(35:24):
what's up with that?
Speaker 1 (35:26):
It's like an inner City Square dance going on.
Speaker 7 (35:29):
White folks need to do what my people do. Work
out your dance moves before you get to the damn party. Okay,
But the most painful part of the evening comes our
number two. That's when some toe up forty year old
white woman and her friends go over and make DJ
Whitey put on the Grease medley. Oh lord, one song
(35:49):
from Grease is bad enough.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
Now we got two or three.
Speaker 3 (35:52):
In a row.
Speaker 7 (35:53):
Hell to the note, Hey, coming on, quick notes here
for white wedding people. Number one, the roof, the roof,
the roof is not on fire. Okay, ain't before people
in this room know how to dance. There's an eight
year old girl is the mother of the bride, and
the two gay guys are playing the web. Everybody else
(36:14):
needs to sit down. And number two, it might be
getting hoty in here, but ain't nobody gonna take off
all they clothes. It's just the groom's drunk uncle Fred.
Y'all know Fred, He's an old dude. Ben Hammer since
about ten minutes after he walked in the door. Fred
is one that always hits on the bridesmaids. You know,
that's the part I like to watch, especially when it
(36:36):
goes a little bit too long and the bridesmaid's boyfriend
take Uncle Fred outside and lay an askhit fornever Now
it's a part cell or break good time. Come on, y'all,
thank you about it. I'm Robin Best.
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We got Betty from Monachello, Kentucky. Good morning, Betty, Good morning,
town boy, good morning baby.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Welcome.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
All right you so bed, it's just so well, know,
what would you consider your hair color?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Man, my hair color is white and silver.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
White and silver.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
I have no trouble here getting two bells before two buzzers.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Let's well, we hope not, but we'll see.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Alright, it is well, Tayler. According to a survey conducted
by the Los Angeles Times, what do most waitresses prefer
to be called?
Speaker 5 (02:28):
Okay, we'll judging by what I've seen you call them.
I know, baby dolls, sweetie, nurse and stewardess are all out.
So they prefer to be called server.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Server is what they prefer to be called. Betty, Do
you agree or disagree with that?
Speaker 4 (02:49):
I agree?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
And oh.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
And miss they prefer miss.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
Oh don't say, ma'am.
Speaker 6 (02:58):
Woman.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
What woman in twenty twenty four wants to be called server? Yeah?
What about the guys?
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:09):
It was waitresses?
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Okay, I got.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
It seemed a safe non gender answered.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Oh, it's so tough not to be wrong. All right,
let's see what we got. Chef Gordon Ramsey, are you popular?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (03:28):
He is.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Well.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Chef Gordon Ramsey calls it the unspoken message that the
service was lousy.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
What was he talking about?
Speaker 5 (03:37):
Whischlander in the funeral?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
We're still dealing with the waiters, waiters, all right.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
Unspoken the service was lousy. If you leave a penny tip.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
If you leave any penny tip, Okay, do you agree
or disagree?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Betty?
Speaker 2 (03:56):
I agree, and I guess that would The correct answer
is not leaving a tip, but is that penny that
is actually leaving a tip.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
But you know what they're saying it is I'm not
doing a buzzy o that.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Yeah, I'm not gonna buzzy on that. Yes, yeah, yeah,
data was getting whoa well.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
No, I mean I I when I was a waitress.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
You got.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
But it was like if you I mean, if they
left a penny like that was just you know, you know.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
You were that's another right, Yeah, yeah, all right, you were.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
We were worse than lousy.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
If you got a penny, We're getting Betty one more
shot at it.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Right here, let's talk about mail monkeys. Sure I love
a monkey? Oh my god, what do Male chimpanzees sometimes
have a hard time making up their mind about whether
they should eat them but that or go off into
(05:01):
the woods with an amorous female.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
They have at I know exactly how they feel.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
Food or.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
No.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
They don't have a hard time making that decision.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
They do not have a hard time making their mind
whether they should eat a banana or go off into
the woods with an amorous female.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Agree or disagree with.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
What I'm going to agree one more time. Surely this
is right.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
About the goudy monkeys. I'm going to eat this banana
or go off with the slutty monkeys.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
That's why I said no, hold on, hold on, hold
on the answer.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yes, they stops have a hard time.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
I want to eat a.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Decisions.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
I thought it was all right, Well, Betty, we're gonna
come with the good grass for you for some Birtee
County peanuts or keep them all to myself.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
Oh, don't beat a chimpanzee. Give me some.
Speaker 7 (06:20):
I did.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
You did it?
Speaker 5 (06:23):
It was the way it was worded.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
But yeah, Jaggie, and make you happy, baby, Appreciate your
listening playing.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
With us, Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Bottom of the hour. On top of your news on
the other side, the little tree with it Pee Regison,
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Speaker 2 (07:21):
You want to make shows on the radio or provide
the knack of those this Texas there listening?
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Will it be?
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Yes? Is this reverend Bowling? That's how you doing today? Yes?
So you don't know me. My name is W. P. Richardson.
And uh you had just had you just came to
town here to be the thing in the church.
Speaker 6 (07:40):
That's my first way here.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Well that's good. I'm glad to have you in the community.
I'll tell you what I got. I got a problem
I was hoping you could help me with. I had
a brother, Uh he would he was killed about four
nights ago, and uh we were trying to get somebody
to come sing at his funerals. I'm gonna just change
straight out. He had been in a lot of trouble
around here and want none to churches and nothing having
(08:02):
nothing to do with it. And I needed a singer
to come and sing at his funeral. And I'm willing
to pay. He had lots of money. He did a
lot of underhanded things everything, but he had plenty of
money and he uh uh he we could pay you.
We just want two songs and we could pay you
like two thousand dollars. Come out here and sing them first.
I tell this bay, Yes, well, I tell you the
(08:24):
songs he wanted. Do you know any James Brown songs?
He like that? I feel good? You know you know that.
Speaker 6 (08:30):
I know that song I couldn't just have very well?
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Yeah, yeah, you can't holler like James Brown? What about it?
And I tell you what. He had a lot of
girlfriends and he wanted to sing you know that song
by Percy Sled called when a Man Loves a Won't
you ever heard that? Yeah, we were gonna kind of
change it to when a man loves some women, you know,
and and and get you to sing them too. Really,
I got to two thousand dollars in cash here. We
(08:53):
couldn't pay you. When is it kinda baby? Well, we
could have it just down whenever you want to, you know.
I mean, I didn't change the date on the two
or three days. But we're gonna have to hear it because,
like I said, he would kill uh once the day
and Friday he would kill Tuesday and he was shot
over here, uh down into river when he beer. John. Yeah,
and uh we were thinking about well, I mean even
if we had it at night or something like that.
Speaker 6 (09:16):
Uh, you don't think it be Saturday night? Is there
any uh, be honest with you, I would prefer to
do some more religious songs if that's the possibility. Is
there any any you know, religious songs that have to
do with with God that he would be interested in
or that you would be interested in them?
Speaker 3 (09:32):
It would be yeah, uh, well yeah, you could do
like uh, let's say old spiritual you know, swing Loaf,
sweet Cher. Yeah. Yeah, he like he would like that
problem that family would and everything. But you but you
don't think you could do the mother two songs too.
I wouldn't do them.
Speaker 6 (09:48):
I think the way that that y'all would like to
hear him done for sure, because I'm I'm more of
a traditional traditional white gospel type singer. Yes, you know,
kind of to put them in in a reference from
those two songs that you're wanting, you may want somebody
that that could for the bill a little bit that well.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
That's what I said. I couldn't. I've done to call
everybody and you ain't turn this down called with black
naids not a bit in the world. You know that
doesn't follow, Man, it doesn't. H I'll tell you what
w T give me. Okay, uh, but give me another
couple of possibilities of songs. That way I can kind
of be working on something. We might see this like
Saturday night or for you know, if y'all pretty fusible
(10:32):
all the time. Yeah, we could do it. And you
don't make no differnefish at twelve o'clock night. Okay, we're
gonna have plenty to eat too, And yeah, we'd laugh
for you to come by the house and spend a
couple of hours with the two if you could.
Speaker 6 (10:43):
I got that. Maybe pushing a little bit because I've
got some commitment Saturday afternoon and I'm leaving Sunday, uh
happenoon right after church. Got to get up early for church.
So yes, I might you know, at least make the services.
Will a service be here local?
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Yeah? I was gonna see if I could get a
read to preach it, you know. Uh, Okay, we're trying
to get all this everything wrapped up here today and
get this over. I've got a lot ken folks in
here in California and they'll come over here waiting for
this to happen, and they all just sitting ready about
to eat that out of house. I need to get
them on the road.
Speaker 6 (11:12):
And if you have any other ide, have a couple
of more songs.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Uh, what about you don't anymore platter song? Like? Uh think?
Speaker 9 (11:20):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (11:20):
Well, I'm I'm kind of thinking about more religious songs.
I could do, you know, all of us any kind
of favorite hymn you know that I'd be familiar with
some of the things that are more secular in nature,
like you know, things about uh, James Bound or things
like that.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
I probably would do.
Speaker 6 (11:36):
Them justice for the style of what y'all was looking for. Yes,
just not too many good white James Bounds anyway, I say, well,
look him, Uh, I'll tell you what you'd be thinking
about it. And I'm gonna try to get a time
together him. But you could think late said, and that
be all right. I guess we could have some laves
took out there to the graveyard, you know, or Saturday evening, say,
(11:57):
you know, maybe just after supper sometimes, Okay?
Speaker 3 (12:00):
And uh, and I got two thousand dollars here.
Speaker 6 (12:03):
But uh, if I don't hear back from youth, I'm
not here at the church this afternoon. I'll give you
a call that would you be at this number?
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Really Latinos is gonna vote for Donald Trump?
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Speaker 5 (18:40):
Hello, folks. Uh, there's sad news in Hollywood and always
seems to happen in threes. Passing of some celebrities that
we've seen on the big screen for a long time,
starting with Maggie Smith, Oscar winning and Emmy winning actress,
best known for her roles in the Harry Potter franchise
and Downton Abbey. She passed it away at the age
of eighty nine. You might have known her more recently,
(19:04):
like I said, from the Harry Potter movies. She played
Professor McGonagall and she played Violet Crawley, Dowager, Countess of
Grantham on Dalton Abbey. It's an awthful but that's how
they knew it's done there on Dalton Abbey. So she
passed away eighty nine. Leaves two sons and five grandchildren.
Chris Christopherson passed away. Christofferson passed away in Hawaii at
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the age of eighty eight. He passed away this weekend
at his home in Maui. He was born in Brownsville, Texas.
He was a renowned songwriter whose work includes Sunday Morning,
Coming Down Me and Bobby McGhee for the Good Times
and Helped Me Make It Through the Night. He was
nominated for fourteen Grammys for his songwriting and recordings, and
he won four of those. He appeared in over ninety movies,
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What a Golden Globe for his work in A Star
Is Born, where he starred alongside Barbara Streisan. He won
alone Academy Award nomination for his in the nineteen eighty
four movie Songwriter, in which he co starred with Willie Nelson.
He was a member, along with Willie Nelson, Johnny Cash,
and Waylon Jennings, the country supergroup The Highwaymen, and he
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was inducted into the Country Music Hall of Fame in
two thousand and four. Wow, Chris Christofferson. I think you
will remember this actor John Ashton. He's best known for
playing John Taggart in the Beverly Hills Cop Movies. He
passed away peacefully at home as well. So so long
to all of them. They did great work. They will
(20:33):
be missed, and thoughts out to their families. And my
last story for me right now is Hoda Cotby Hota copy. Yeah,
we have to say goodbye to her as well. She
has left the Today Show. I don't know if you
knew about that, if you were a Today's Show fan, anyone, anyone?
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Yeah, right, she'd retired. Yeah, well, moving on. That's the
way she put it.
Speaker 5 (20:54):
So is the word is yes, did I mislead you
on that bunch of yeah?
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Well?
Speaker 5 (21:01):
Just Punk News is reporting that she had been negotiating
a new contract with and the NBC demanded that she
take a pay cut, and she said no, Yeah, they
wanted to cut her twenty million salary and oh no,
I need that. An executive told told, well, I mean,
if you've been getting it, you want to continue to
get it. The executive told Punk News that this is
(21:23):
the age of the great resetting of TV news contracts.
Everyone is getting their pay cut or their jobs eliminated.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Because y'all suck.
Speaker 5 (21:33):
More so because a decade ago, the Today Show drew
in four point seven million viewers, and these days the
Morning Show is lucky to have an audience of two
point five million.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Like the man said, because y'all late night and I
told you when that was on his last leg. Now
they're even cutting out Friday shows.
Speaker 5 (21:55):
Just find something in, we'll run it.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
You'll get Elizabeth Warren will be headlining the show again.
It'll just be so great, y'all idiots.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
I'm glad. I'm glad, good, all right.
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I told y'all Gell was gonna be the number one show.
I ain't gonna let your beginn.
Speaker 4 (22:13):
To do well.
Speaker 11 (22:15):
I'm glad to leave you on a high note.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
I know, yeah, you had to search for it over there,
couldn't work irritating. Well, let's get off the winner. Let's
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Speaker 1 (22:56):
Good Thursday Morning.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
He and that's a big show on already over the
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Daser Todd you word talk, This bogs brought you by.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
The make of America.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Roll will four hundred Sunday, October thirteenth, shot them.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
On the speedway. You're going the language, you do it
now right now. That's why with everybody's head about the bed.
A word, any of the.
Speaker 9 (23:19):
Word, any word.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Let's meet your contestants. We got Mike from Mobile, Alabama.
A good morning, Mike.
Speaker 5 (23:27):
Are you doing that down?
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Boys?
Speaker 3 (23:32):
Alight?
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Money.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
We got Ronald from Henderson, Kentucky. Good morning, Ronald morning
Brown Moore. All right, boy, Alabama versus Kentucky. Ronald, little
bit you and all right, got dumb part primarily done.
Ronald and Taylor and Mike and John boy on the side.
(23:56):
All right there, Ronald, you relaglessly with me and Mike.
Put on the board for a round one. All right,
Mike are you ready?
Speaker 1 (24:05):
I am ready, okay, starting to clock now at the hotel.
You put this on your door.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
Do not.
Speaker 4 (24:13):
Disturb.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
That's it, all right. I don't want to fly, coach.
I want to fly first player. That's it. Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Hey, you go and see if you can make the
basketball team they're having these today.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Or football. Yeah, that's it. Uh huh. All right. You
put this on your knee when it's hurt a knee.
What you wrap it around?
Speaker 5 (24:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Uh huh, all right? Blank? The ball for a field
goal blanket? Heck, yeah, god work, Mike. Everyone has heard up.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
You put down us a five on the board. And now, Ronald,
I wouldn't listen to myself.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
What was I doing?
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Uh huh? Okay, good, all right, Ronald? Are you ready?
Speaker 2 (24:58):
All ready?
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Okay, and go.
Speaker 5 (25:01):
When you pay off somebody they take one of these?
Did he take a blank?
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Yep?
Speaker 5 (25:06):
You play they play the game on the football blank?
What do they play it on?
Speaker 7 (25:11):
Yes?
Speaker 11 (25:11):
Hey, the.
Speaker 5 (25:14):
The golf blank? You belong to one? You belong to
the Yep. This is the middle of an egg, the
yellow part.
Speaker 4 (25:21):
Yep.
Speaker 5 (25:22):
You make sure that the door is this before you leave?
Speaker 4 (25:26):
Yep.
Speaker 5 (25:27):
This is what you brush those things in your mouth?
Speaker 3 (25:30):
You use this?
Speaker 11 (25:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:32):
What what is it called? What are you think?
Speaker 3 (25:38):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (25:38):
I wasn't even looking. I was playing in my hand.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
I was right now because I'm trying to figure out, tedlor,
how can you lock the door before you leave?
Speaker 5 (25:49):
Make sure that after well you can be in the
house and make sure it's and you can it just
it works, it just it works.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
Get it?
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Yes? Okay, good work, all right? And that is a five.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
We are tied up after round one. Boy's got us
a game going, all right, Michael, let's see what we
can do. Okay, we're picking up on that last one,
starting to clock. Now you put crest. What is crest?
Speaker 1 (26:18):
What do they make?
Speaker 5 (26:19):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Uh huh A blank bull. This is a kind of
a dog, a blank bull. Yeah, uh huh, all right,
A fish has these what they breathe out of? Uh huh,
all right, you gotta mark, you gotta vote and put
it in the blank box.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Yes, uh huh.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Are you're you're a real good cook. You are blank
boy yardee? Yeah, uh huh yeah, kind of breakfast. You
think it's kind of sex? My another five on the board.
Ten on the board. Good work, and now Ronald and
(27:00):
Taylor five will tie, force overtime six will win?
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Come this ready, go all right?
Speaker 5 (27:08):
This is smaller than a lake. It might be out
back in the backyard. Yep rhymes with it. You have
to your bail blank, yes, thank you. This is the
color of hair. Rhymes with it yellow hair, Yep, rhymes
with it. I'm very blank of you means I'm kind
of smitten bond yep. A magician waves this a wizard, wond.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
You go like this? What is that?
Speaker 11 (27:38):
Yep?
Speaker 3 (27:40):
We won?
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Y are yawned? I heard yawned? But what was the word?
What was the word?
Speaker 3 (27:50):
Tighter?
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Pulled the word up and let me see it, it
says yawned.
Speaker 6 (27:56):
With an ed.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
That's what I thought. I heard what he said.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
I got you.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
So, I'm sorry, but we win.
Speaker 11 (28:07):
It it's tie.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Actually, you prolonged your own misery.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
No oh, I just jeez myself too, spiking the ball
for the games over stoopid me. I'm sorry? All right,
all right, well, let's let's do overtime then, fifteen seconds
to see if we can get us a winner.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
You could pretend you have covid like that runner.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
At the Olympics.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Off here, water, give me water, right, okay, Mike, let's
see what we can do. Another's fifteen second overtime. Fifteen
seconds we'll go by real quick. All right, all right,
here we.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Go, start o'clock now. Dal Earn Hart's boy, dal Earn.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
Heart what Dale Junior?
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Yes? Baha?
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Are you plant beans outside in this in your what?
Plant beans? Cabbage in your what garden?
Speaker 4 (29:16):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (29:17):
Uh?
Speaker 11 (29:17):
Huh yes, yes, not huh.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Yep?
Speaker 3 (29:23):
God?
Speaker 1 (29:24):
All right? Two and the board. Good work.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Well, let's see if Ronald and Taylor can win it
with three two will double over Thomas, all right and go.
Speaker 5 (29:35):
They write this up about you when you die and
put it in the paper. It is your what, but
they write up all your stuff? Go look it up
in the paper.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
Oh I know what it is?
Speaker 5 (29:47):
Yes, all right. This is where the cows live. Old
McDonald had one.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Farm farm at the buzzard to course double over time.
Oh right, that's not over, you boys say if we
can get it in another fifteen seconds.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
My car.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
Are you ready, buddy?
Speaker 3 (30:14):
I am ready?
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Okay, here we got all right, start the clock now,
I'm not single. I am what?
Speaker 4 (30:22):
Mary?
Speaker 5 (30:22):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (30:23):
Uh huh? Scratch your what? No word? We're blanks. Scratch it.
You gotta what you scratch? Yes, a blank sign? I'm gone.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
And I thought we could get three. It would have
got the hitch out of the way. All rights are
another two on the board. All right, Tatl and Ronald?
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Is there somebody down the st Ronald? Are you ready
ready and go?
Speaker 5 (31:01):
It's not a stop sign. It's this you slowly go?
Speaker 6 (31:03):
What is it?
Speaker 5 (31:04):
Uh huh? This is a white white duck, a big
white pretty pretty you turn to what. No, it's a
duck that turns into a beautiful what.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (31:14):
Ten years? Ten years is what? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (31:18):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (31:18):
All is his sister time? When time? Alrighty talking about
even lee match?
Speaker 5 (31:33):
Uh you boys are all right?
Speaker 2 (31:35):
Well listen, we need to work around y'all scheduled and
maybe sometime next week Jackie, well we'll let them do
a rematch.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
I like those?
Speaker 4 (31:42):
All right?
Speaker 3 (31:43):
Is that good?
Speaker 4 (31:44):
We all mind?
Speaker 1 (31:45):
Ronald out of Mount Kentucky.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
You got it all right, boys, appreciate you first time
call John boys worth time call.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Here the most right hold on boys, jack and needs
a dalk.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
To you.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Good more than makes house on the radio. All right,
Well it didn't then as badly for me as it could. Yoned,
he outed himself.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
He could have said, I said yawned because it's that
like I did. Thank you for being honors said. That's
part of this worthy word game, traighter. Hope you learn
it is a.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
Big requests for the morning who we got here? Amy
Hines out of Gastonia, North Carolina. Amy says, could you
play something from Marvin Webster on weddings show? Can Amy
coming up next?
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Come morning?
Speaker 2 (33:03):
Bake Shall's on the radio. Bit request time. Amy Haines
out of got Stone, you know, telling a brown call
with this again?
Speaker 3 (33:14):
Yoh, what's up? How y'all doing? Man? Hey man.
Speaker 7 (33:16):
A friend of mine named Mike got married over weekend.
I got invited, so I went. So you know, Mike
is a good dude, but I am the only black
man he knows. So I was the only black man
at the wed. I got a bunch of white friends,
So I have been in this situation before. It ain't
bad during all the idudes and whatnot. Where it gets
tough is at the reception. Now, being the only black
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dude in the room ain't no big deal till the
bride gets done dancing with a daddy and they cut
the cake and all that, because that's when they crank
up the music for the drunk Caucasian dance park.
Speaker 3 (33:50):
All know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 7 (33:52):
I knew it was in trouble when I saw the DJ, tall,
curly headed white dude. See that ain't right. If the
DJ at the reception is some thick, dark see low
green looking brother with aviator shades, it's all good. But
if you get bony ass DJ Whitey's gonna be painful.
(34:12):
DJ Whitey don't know nothing about party music. What's he
always kick it off with? Y'all know, Cooling the Gang
celebration the whitest party song in America sell or break
good Time?
Speaker 3 (34:25):
Come On?
Speaker 7 (34:26):
Ain't nothing wrong with Cooling the Gang. But I think
Cool was hanging out with a gang of white people
when he wrote that one, and it ain't nothing makes
some black man nervous like a room full of drunk
white folks yelling Yahoo.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
Now.
Speaker 7 (34:39):
Sometimes DJ Whitey will kick it off with the black
eyed peas, which don't help at all. Let's get it
started in here. No, let's not why the white people
need somebody to tell him when it's time for the
fun to start. That's why people at the white dance
party always do that line dancing, jazz, electric slide and whatnot.
White people love to line up and have somebody tell
(35:01):
them how much fun to have. I guess it comes
from all them trips to Disney World when it was
a kid. Oh and one line dance is bad enough,
but it ain't just the electric slide no more. You
hear that, it ain't gonna be long till they follow
it up with the Cha cha slide. Y'all heard that
one Oh, slide to the right, slide to the left,
right full one time left, fool one time reverse reverse,
(35:24):
what's up with that?
Speaker 1 (35:26):
It's like an inner City Square dance going on.
Speaker 7 (35:29):
White folks need to do what my people do. Work
out your dance moves before you get to the damn party. Okay,
But the most painful part of the evening comes our
number two. That's when some toe up forty year old
white woman and her friends go over and make DJ
Whitey put on the Grease medley. Oh lord, one song
(35:49):
from Grease is bad enough.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
Now we got two or three.
Speaker 3 (35:52):
In a row.
Speaker 7 (35:53):
Hell to the note, Hey, coming on, quick notes here
for white wedding people. Number one, the roof, the roof,
the roof is not on fire. Okay, ain't before people
in this room know how to dance. There's an eight
year old girl is the mother of the bride, and
the two gay guys are playing the web. Everybody else
(36:14):
needs to sit down. And number two, it might be
getting hoty in here, but ain't nobody gonna take off
all they clothes. It's just the groom's drunk uncle Fred.
Y'all know Fred, He's an old dude. Ben Hammer since
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