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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Howdy friends, you're listening to the John Boy and Billy
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as ninety percent, and even the most stable individuals.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
A love and I Welcome to Tuesday, October twenty nine.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Here we are in the last week.
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October, Checker Trade, Thursday Night hit November on front.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
How about that? All right, that's a plan.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
My daylight saving time ends this weekend.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Oh is it Saturday night? Technically it's like two a m.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Sunday morning. Okay, well, so set them.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Let me say fall forward, no fall back, spring ahead,
ring forward from fall back.
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There you go.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
All right, then that's helpful, Randy.
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Three national days. Say, if you want to partake National
Cat Day, you got a cat, you gotta he come over.
A man love a cat.
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Some of them are pretty cool. You gotta say.
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All right, National Oatmeal Day. Joe Butler had oatmeal for
supper the other night. He called me to tell me.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
He's wow, wow, not even a Texas phone call.
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Tell him Joe's National Oatmeal Day.
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All right, National hermit Day?
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All right?
Speaker 6 (02:06):
Wait?
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Talking about the crab beore, you can get it in
a little shell and keep it as a pet.
Speaker 7 (02:11):
That is why Joe called you to tell you about
his oatmeal.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
That's a day to take some time to spend a loan.
Now we know why Joe mos Dustman. Okay, well there
you go. Three days in history. We got three of
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Three days in history.
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In nineteen forty the first peacetime military draft in America
went into effect. Secretary of War Henry Stimpson drew the
first number. It was one fifty eight. Nineteen seventy one,
Almond Brothers guitarist Dwayne Auman was killed in that motorcycle
crish from making Georgia. Similar accident took the live of
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the band's basis the following year.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
That was weird man register the same intersex. I think
it was.
Speaker 8 (03:59):
Now, Really, that's helpful, John, We should have no six.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Dan Smith finally caught the big one in Texas Trinity
River at Fort Worth. It was a forty pound blue catfish.
He phoned his brother and asked him to drive over
his fishing scale and camera. Forty pounds, forty two inches long,
a twenty seven inch girth. Then the brothers threw the
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big one back.
Speaker 7 (04:27):
Sure they did.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Yeah, Well there you go.
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There's our three categories one eight hundred big show you
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Good morning. It's a big showing the radio ron.
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John Boy and Billy he gave you prizes from the
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should really be a lot of funks when you're playing Upburst.
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Have a hurry up and guest. Time you love the
best time you love a big shots.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Let's say a Timothy from Jacksonville, North Carolina. Oh, Tamothay, Tamothay,
What I have you done?
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Timothy?
Speaker 10 (06:15):
Hello?
Speaker 6 (06:16):
Hello?
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They are all right?
Speaker 4 (06:17):
You want to interrupt the verse?
Speaker 2 (06:20):
I hate him yet you know by the way that
old song Timothy that I was kind of singing there
they ate Timothy.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Yes, I know that.
Speaker 8 (06:29):
It was like the rock the rugby team or something
like that was the crack about the same time.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Oh man, Timothy, did you know that? No, sir, alright,
We'll sorry, all right, let's pull it forward.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
You get you through these three categories and get that
big old lolle Tiger's prize back to you down Jacksonville.
You ready to go? Five seconds? Three kinds of drafts ready.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Go, Military, NFL, NBA.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Bam, and a cool one right now. We need three
guitar players. Ready go, Dwayne Harman, Elvis and Stevie ray Vaughn. Yeah,
that was kind of strummed what he did. Play a
little bit right, Timothy for the wind. Three kinds of
fish ready go.
Speaker 11 (07:20):
Bass, goldfish, and grouper.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
There Timothy tamothay, But you know, so I want to
be go love Tiger's prize pack. We'll get it to you.
You'll pat and Jacksonville.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Sounds great. I'm calling all right man, when to go?
Speaker 8 (07:37):
Yeah, so so I correct it before we get to far.
Timothy was about three miners that were trapped in a
mine and two of them had survived and they ate Timothy. So, yeah,
they ate him, but not Rugby.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
That's helpful, right, Yeah, that's pleasant.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Yeah, thank you, good, thank you Google.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Timothy.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
I ha gone, we made you morning, all right man.
So Randy says, that was a true story about three
guys in.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
The mind and they ate Timothy. You made to catch
a little song about it.
Speaker 7 (08:15):
Yeah, anybody can google that.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Yeah, wait on that. We're moving on because call Childern's
gonna tell us a story of the great Pumpkin waiting
the kids up.
Speaker 12 (08:28):
It'll be worth it coming on out to this report.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Good morning, big shows on ALREADYO Tuesday, October twenty nine.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
You would go.
Speaker 13 (09:14):
And now it's story time with your host, carl Childers.
Speaker 14 (09:21):
That Charlie Brown, he's a pretty good actor.
Speaker 6 (09:24):
I reckon.
Speaker 14 (09:26):
He done a good deal of TV and movies and whatnot.
I've seen most of them. Seem to me. One of
my favorites is it's a great big old punkin, Charlie Brown.
It is about that little boy that toakes that towel
around never works with him. He got him a real compel.
Shit about that great big old punkin. I can tell
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you about it if and you want me to, all right,
then well, sir, it's fall time. Some folks calls it allumn.
I calls it fall time. That little towel boy he's
studying on writing a letter to that great big old punkin,
hoping to get on his good side. Afore holler Wayne,
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along comes that sister of his name of Lucy, she
a little loud. She's the one that got that shed
where she runs that little nervous hospital for five when
she ain't a tricking old Charlie Brown into trying to
kick that football again. Back to business. Lucy and her
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friends are kind of cruel to that little towel boy.
That makes part of him a good bit. Even Charlie
Brown and that dog and his horse laugh him a
goodnes They had not done that to him.
Speaker 6 (10:48):
He's just a boy.
Speaker 14 (10:52):
And then Charlie Brown little sister come along, said a
purty little thing, little bigger than a squirrel. She kind
of sweet on that little towel boy. He tells her
all about that great big old Punkin and how on
hollerwaen he'd come along with toting gifts and whatnot for
all the young'uns. Kind of like Sandy Clause, I reckon,
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but with a big orange head.
Speaker 6 (11:21):
Cowboy.
Speaker 14 (11:22):
Charlie Brown little sister may head off to that punkin
patch to wait for that great bag old Punkin, and
the rest of them start getting their costume ready to go.
That mouthy girl, that red haired girl, that dirty boy,
that little black boy, that little girl, I think she's
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a boy even that funny boy that plays a piano.
Not funny ha ha, funny quirrel. I reckon, she ain't
figured that part of it out yet. They dressed up
like all sorts of spooks and hats and scary critters.
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Charlie Brown's costume is kindly pity for him, I reckon.
He's supposed to be some sort of ghost. But he
had trouble with a scissor. Seems like to me looked
more like a piece of that cheese with all the
holes in it. Well, sir, they made the rounds of
tricking and a treating hair, and there they got chocolate
bars and popcorn balls. But they got some good stuff too,
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potted meat and biscuits and mustard. One place gave him
French fried taters. They went back here a couple of times,
and then some folks gave him produce. They made that
real good, except for old Charlie Brown. They just gave
him a bunch of rocks and stones and gravel and whatnot.
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He figured it lasts longer than the candy, but it's
a little harder on the teeth. Right about hair, story
kind of took a funny turn. It went on about
this dog putting on a helmet, started flying his doghouse around,
shooting at some fella named Red. I didn't understand that
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part of it. I understood a good bit of it,
but not in that part. The picture got old blotchy.
Then that dog house got shot up by that red feller.
I rickon. That little dog crashed in France. Summers had
to walk all the way back home. Then all of
a sudden, we're back at the Halloween party. An old
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mouth and girls bobbing for apples. She come up with
an apple, all right, and that flying dog was holding
on the other side. I can't quite figure out how
that dog got from France to that apple. Well, the
Halloween's almost over, and that tile boy and Charlie Brown's
little sister was stealing that punkin patch. She done missed
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all the tricking and treating and potted meat, and she
just sees Red. She cuss out that little towel boy
for wasting her night. She gets ready to walk out
on him, and they hear the spooking noise. They think
it's a great punkin, but it's just that durned flying
dog having fun with him. He sure gets around, well, sir,
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that's the last straw for the little girl, and she
leaves him there. Later on, how boy's mouthy sister comes out,
finds him sleeping in the punkin pants just a freezing.
She goes and told him home, and all of a sudden,
that great big old Punkin shows up. But he ain't
kindly like they thought he was. He's right cruel. He
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grabs that mouthy girl swallows her in one big gulp.
Twer boy starts crying and yelling, what you eat my
sister Fern, What you eat my sister firm. He getting
ready to move in on a little cow boy there
and swallow him up too, But old Charlie Brown shows up,
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cracks that great big ol' Punkin with that sack of
rocks he got killed him, and they cut him open
and save that mouthy girl. Had a nice big Jackie
lander in the boot. Turned out to be a real
happy Halloween for everybody. Moral of the story is, don't
get upset if some folks give you rocks. You might
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need him someday to kill a great big old punkin
the end.
Speaker 13 (15:36):
Story Time with carl Childers is brought to you by
Hard Graves potted meat product chalk full of peckers and
lips since nineteen thirty seven?
Speaker 14 (15:44):
What do you make of that flying dog?
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Little fudder?
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Good morning, it's a big joll radio for you Tuesday
morning around what I've been waiting for.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
We all know history, but there's so much more we
don't know.
Speaker 9 (16:26):
I'm Sir David Attenborough and this is unknown history. Geneva, Switzerland,
eighteen sixteen. Friends gathered at the estate of Lord Byron
for a festive weekend of fun and frivolity. I love frivolity.
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But as night fell, a powerful thunderstorm rolled over the hills.
Lightning split the sky the wind's house. The friends gathered
around a roaring fireplace and told ghost stories, all but one,
that is a nineteen year old university student, Mary Wollstonecraft.
Speaker 7 (17:14):
Well, I can't just create something out of the ether.
Speaker 6 (17:17):
Perhaps see if.
Speaker 4 (17:18):
I had more time.
Speaker 9 (17:19):
Very well, I propose a challenge. You have a fortnight
to present tale so gruesome and hideous we shall all
faint from fright. Mary accepted the challenge but had no
idea what to do. She never written more than a letter.
That's when she remembered her friend Clyde oh Obay. Clyde
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was a Dromedary Carol from India studying abroad. He was
an English major and Mary had enjoyed reading his work.
At first, Clyde demured yeah, but after some prodding he
agreed to ghost right her Spooky Tale Eye, and when
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a fortnight was through the book was done. Aware he
even let her sign her name to it. Not having
time to read it, she presented her work to Lord
Byron and her friends, The Modern Prometheus by Mary Wollstonecraft. Hm, well,
let's see just how scary this is, shall we? Lord
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Byron was never able to finish the book ooh, and
neither did his friends. Satisfied with their reaction, she took
the book to a publisher more than Prometheus.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
I what's all his name? Who fellary?
Speaker 9 (18:53):
Her book, The Modern Prometheus sold out printing after printing,
and became the rage of the literary AI chudging. Now
you may not know Mary Wollstonecraft, but you might recognize
her married name, Mary Shelley, and The Modern Prometheus is
more widely known as Frankenstein Blue. Mary became wildly successful
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and Clyde well. He went on to have a career
ghostwriting several more books. In fact, Mary would be his
muse on another best seller ever heard of? The Commerce Sutra.
Speaker 7 (19:37):
The standing wheelbarrow?
Speaker 6 (19:42):
Where?
Speaker 7 (19:42):
What the hell e?
Speaker 9 (19:50):
Until next time? This is Sir David Edinburgh reminding you
that it's not the history that's known, it's the history unknown.
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Listen to that, you boy, Rick Ferd, I listen to
John boy Billie.
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It's what to watch. Here's Marcy Container Murray.
Speaker 15 (22:51):
Well, we're gonna look at the box office and see
what the top five were from the weekend.
Speaker 7 (22:54):
Number one was Venom.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
Venom is this first week?
Speaker 15 (22:58):
Predicted you weekend Venom made about fifty one million dollars,
shy of the.
Speaker 4 (23:06):
First one, but still impressive release.
Speaker 7 (23:09):
So as those superhero comic book movies.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Always Yes, Yeah.
Speaker 15 (23:15):
Falling from first to second place was smile to the
horror film from second to third. The Wild Robot has
been knocked down to third, but still still hanging in
there in the top five. Conclave debuted in number four
position and staying at number five.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
We Live in Time, We Live in Time. It was
like a chick flick.
Speaker 4 (23:38):
Yeah, I don't know, Okay, I.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
Can spot about the titles.
Speaker 8 (23:42):
You're not supposed to judge a book by its cover.
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I'm good at it.
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Yeah.
Speaker 15 (23:47):
So coming out this Friday, hit Pig. It's an animated flick.
It's about a bounty hunter Pig who finds himself trekking
the globe with a free spirited elephant he intended to catch.
Speaker 4 (23:58):
Wait you said that's anime.
Speaker 15 (24:02):
It has the voices of Jason Sideka, Sideikish, Rain Wilson,
and Andy Serkis.
Speaker 7 (24:08):
He's precious.
Speaker 15 (24:13):
Tom Hanks has his next film coming out. What Tom
Hanks Is In the next movie called Here, stars Tom Hanks,
Robin Wright, Paul Bettany. That's Jennie so it has nothing
to do I've already been in all the all the
write ups. This has nothing to do with Forrest Cump.
It's not those characters.
Speaker 7 (24:32):
You're totally different people and a different thing.
Speaker 15 (24:35):
It's setting in the far future, the distant past, and
every time period in between. It's a generational story about
families in the special place they inhabit, sharing and love, loss,
laughter and life. So what Robert Semecas did is the
director of this film is, uh, you watched this from
this one shot on this one acre of land, this
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one plot of land, and in the trailer it shows dinosaurs,
traps and across it, you know, and all sorts of
things happening to where it finally centers on this couple,
Tom Hanks and his wife, and then you follow their
story still from the same shots.
Speaker 7 (25:08):
And I saw the same like living.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
Room, like they were young looking.
Speaker 7 (25:12):
So he used a I for it. Yes, they the
actors are acting. They just whatever that AI magic is.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
I think both Tom and and her they were young.
The yeah, they took them.
Speaker 7 (25:26):
Very Yeah, they take them very young, like you know,
new couple in the.
Speaker 15 (25:28):
House and everything, and then they yeah, and then they
kind of hit where they're at and then they age
them also forward. So and Tom Hanks isn't scared about that.
You know, you would think a lot of actors would
have an issue. And years ago, uh he he mentioned
that he would play youthful characters until he dies and
even then it would go on. And on a podcast
that Adam Buxton podcast last year, he said that when
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he and Zaccha's made the Polar Express together, that's when
they started going, look, you know, they realized that there
was no end to what such computerized trickery can do.
Speaker 8 (25:58):
I think most of most of the actors aren't afraid
of it being done or they being you know, created
with artificial intelligence.
Speaker 4 (26:05):
Instead, they just want to get paid for it, right.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Well, you know, and think about Forrest Gump, because that
was cutting edge when that movie came out, where they
put him in all those iconic historical scenes.
Speaker 15 (26:16):
Right and and just did his aging and his through
through makeup and wardrobe. But see now they're also saying
that maybe it's the younger actors or the actors that
are coming up that are like, I can you know
I'm the young leading man and they're.
Speaker 7 (26:29):
Like, that's okay, we've got young ai. Tom you know,
and it's we're still getting to see Tom Hanks.
Speaker 15 (26:35):
So Tom was quoted as saying, anybody can now recreate
themselves at any age by way of AI or deep
fake technology. I could be hit by a bus tomorrow
and that's it. But performances could go on and on
and on.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
All right, publicity, Yeah, photoshot can only go so far.
Mars I, thank you very much for that report. Well,
let's give us a winner. Let's play John Boy Jeopardy.
Review yesterday's question. We found out it was ninety six.
A couple of graduate students started a business named BackRub
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change the name later and their billion triggonaires.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
Whatever?
Speaker 7 (27:14):
Yeah, what's Google?
Speaker 6 (27:15):
Google?
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Yes, Google, Congratulations guys, Today's John Boy Jeopardy. Having been
portrayed in well over five hundred films, this literary character
has appeared in more movies than any other character in
world history.
Speaker 7 (27:35):
Yes, who is Headley Lemar?
Speaker 3 (27:39):
It's head?
Speaker 6 (27:40):
Eh?
Speaker 3 (27:41):
What y'all got one?
Speaker 6 (27:42):
Ain't hundred?
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Big show? You told free line across America? We go,
do we get a winner? We played John boyd jepardy next.
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Good morning.
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It's a big show in the radio world until.
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You Tuesday, October twenty ninth. When Today's feature and track.
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Megadeb there right now, that's.
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Playing Yeahs live across America.
Speaker 11 (28:45):
It's John Boyd Chaplin and now a man who may
not have a ton of movie credits, but he has
appeared at more All you can Eat buffets than any
other character in the world.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
He's John.
Speaker 13 (29:01):
I am.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
A hey to Tim out of York, South Carolina. Good morning, Tim,
Good morning sir.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
No buddy, Tim, you got the first crack at John
boy jepary, but had one hundred and twenty dollars worth
of balls, not cleaning products. Don't get nervous, Tim, Just
tell us about this literary character. Been portraying well over
five hundred films, has appeared in more movies than any
other character in world history. What you got, Tim?
Speaker 16 (29:31):
I am going to say, Dracula.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Ooh two days away from Halloween and you guess Dracula, and.
Speaker 3 (29:49):
Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Damn good work, buddy bulls not cleaning products.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
Head down to York for you.
Speaker 7 (29:55):
Awesome, sir, Thank you very much.
Speaker 6 (29:57):
I appreciate you guys, long, long time listening.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
All right, Tim will have moved Tim down there.
Speaker 12 (30:04):
Oh boy, forty years ago you and Billy were running
for president.
Speaker 6 (30:08):
I think you'll need to run again.
Speaker 3 (30:09):
Now that was eighty four.
Speaker 4 (30:14):
You're in the right demographic now right, say a week
and we got awake.
Speaker 5 (30:20):
Yeah, I'll tell you we can do that. Gentleman out
catching you up on your newes.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
On the other side, I brought called Marvin Webstern. He
knows all about Halloween. He breaks it down. Good morning,
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let's make showing a radio rolling through your Tuesday, October
twenty nine. All right, let's been a few minutes when Marvin.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
Webster, Yo, what's up? How y'all doing? Hey?
Speaker 13 (31:27):
Man, I got an email at work the other day.
We're having costume day on Halloween again. Everybody's supposed to
come to work dressed up in a costume. May I
just say please? I'm a grown ass man. A grown
ass man ain't got no business dressing up for Halloween. Okay,
that's for kids, of course. I got a kind of
a mixed record when it comes to Halloween costumes over
(31:49):
the years. You know, back in the day, Halloween was easy.
I'm gonna take you to the kmart. You get one
of them ready made costumes in a box. You know,
some cheap ass Chinese looking jumpsuit thing with a string
in the back to tye around your neck, and a
mask with.
Speaker 3 (32:04):
A rubber band to hold it on your head. You
remember that.
Speaker 13 (32:07):
So one year, Mama bought me a Superman costume. It
had the suit, had a little cape, and it had
a Superman mask. Didn't look a whole lot like Superman though,
looked more like one of the guys on the Pep
Boys signed End of the night, these two mean dudes
from down the block rolled up on me, whooped my
ass and took all my candy with from So next year,
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Mama bought me the six million dollar Man.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
Suit that was my favorite TV show.
Speaker 13 (32:36):
I think it had the same mask as the Superman costume,
but his hair was brown instead of blue. Anyway, End
of the night, sure enough, seen two dudes from last
year whooped my ass and took.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
All my candy with well.
Speaker 13 (32:50):
The next day, my uncle Cedric pulled me to the
side and said, boy, let me tell you something. If
you ever want to get in with some candy in
this neighborhood, you need to quit going out for Halloween
in white boy man, Okay, which I thought was a
good point. So next year I made my own costume,
you know, something a little more relevant to the black experience.
I went as Jimmy JJ Walker from Good Time. I
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already had the hat. I just threw dining on Mike.
Then after the trick or treat part and I was
good to go out. But after that I kind of
aged out of Halloween for a while. Then I got
a job and I started dating this smoking hot little
girl at the place where I worked at. She was
from a real big family. Day before Halloween, she goes,
get your costume red at baby, you and me's taking
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all the little nieces and nephews out for trick or
treat tomorrow night. See that, I ought to tell you
how hot this girl was. I'm taking a bunch of
little kids out for trick or treat and they ain't
even mine. So I said, well, okay, I'll go but
I ain't really got no costume. She said, Oh, I
don't worry about it. Come on over to Mama's house.
We'll make you up one from scratch. Well, this was
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when Purple Rain had just come out, so Prince was
pretty hot. And she went in the closet and pulled
out this purple velvet jacket that her mama used to
wear the church on Sunday, and then a little white
blouse with a little ruffle thing on the neck, and
she put some Jerry Curle in my hair. Next thing
you know, I was Prince from Papa Rain. Okay, I
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was more like Dave Chappelle prints from the Charlie Murphy
basketball st You know, guy do what he gotta do.
Speaker 3 (34:24):
I knew it was bad when.
Speaker 13 (34:25):
The girl broke up with me the day after Halloween
and didn't even ask me for the clothes back. So
about that time, my Mama started trying to get me
to go back to church. As mama will do. She
brought me the shop looking jet black two piece suit.
It was fine, So for costume day at work, I
started wearing a black suit with one of mama's church wigs.
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I went as Samuel Jackson from pulp fiction. I had
little trouble with that one too. I walked in the
door and said, you know, the path to the rachetus
man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of
the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. All the
white dudes in the office said what I said?
Speaker 3 (35:07):
What?
Speaker 1 (35:08):
What?
Speaker 13 (35:08):
Ain't no country I ever heard of? Say what again?
I dare you, I double dare you? Say what one
more time? Then they all went, oh, yeah, men in black.
I got it. Then a couple of years ago, Prince
died and for some reason, I guess I'm going down
memory lane. I tried to do the purple rain thing
for Halloween again. So I dressed up, went in to
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work in the purple jacket and the wig. One of
the white dudes goes, hey, I know you, Rick James, Bitch.
Speaker 3 (35:38):
What you said?
Speaker 13 (35:40):
And that's when I quit dressing up for costume day altogether.
Now I just go to work in the street clothes,
and when somebody rolls up and says who you supposed
to be? I just go, what's in your wallet? Y'all?
Think about it.
Speaker 3 (35:51):
I'm nodding up.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
Good morning.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
It's a big Shawn radio.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
Lots of heated political contests going in one week from today.
Wrap it all up your voting day, y'all voting yet
already voted, already got mine, got mine in hopefully counted.
Be sure you got to vote, y'all, you got to
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all right? Well, talked about nasty campaigns. We are making
money or count draculas paid political announcement.
Speaker 14 (36:52):
I am Coundracula and I approved this massic.
Speaker 16 (36:58):
Well, it's Halloweenkenstein is at it again. He claims to
have a plan for Transylvania's future, but ask him for specifics,
and here's what you gain. What is Frankenstein's real track record?
As the local villagers who know him debase Frankenstein. Wherever
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Frankenstein goes, trouble follows. A little girl disappears, done a well.
An ancient castle crumbles to dust. An angry mob with
torches burns down the windmill on the edge of the cliff.
Speaker 3 (37:39):
Transylvania is falling apart. What does Frankenstein say? You deserve better?
Speaker 13 (37:51):
Dracula has a real plan for the future.
Speaker 3 (37:54):
Come give me your lifeblood.
Speaker 14 (37:57):
Together we will create and it beats will army of Deny.
Speaker 16 (38:04):
So this Halloween, the choice is yours the same old,
same old.
Speaker 13 (38:10):
Fire, or a chance to rule the night and live forever.
Speaker 17 (38:23):
Dracula stalking, I mean serving Transylvania since fifteen sixty five.
Swift Bats Veterans for Truth, paid for this message and
is responsible for its country.
Speaker 14 (38:35):
And remember you can always count on me.
Speaker 6 (38:40):
Kenny.
Speaker 18 (38:53):
This is George W. Bush and you're listening to a
pair of great Americans. I Calum, he can slick. You
probably know him better as a Jumbo and Barney. Uh
wait a second, John Boy and Billy. It's on the
Big Show, leanne.
Speaker 14 (39:12):
Mm hmmm mm hmmmm
Speaker 13 (39:16):
Mm hmmmm