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October 22, 2024 41 mins

Tuesday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Comedian Greg Warren tells us what growing up as the son of a high school football Coach was like.. - Marci has her latest list of “What to Watch”.. - Motel 6 shares some rejected ideas for their advertising slogan.. -  Marvin Webster explains the difference between white people’s scary and black people’s scary.. - We’ll announce the third finalist for that custom “Big Show Motorcycle” from Law Tigers.. - Terry Hanson has his Sports Briefs - this week he salutes the legendary announcer, Bob Neal.. - and we’ll close up with the Crocodile Stalker in Transylvania…

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You morning, every boy, that you got the big show
on the radio, right, big showing radio.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Right.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
Ah, let's take any newsletter sports.

Speaker 4 (00:09):
This is Spanky from the Yellow Rose, and you're listening
to the greatest morning show and recorded history of broadcast radio,
John Boy and Billy Big Show.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
How big is it?

Speaker 5 (00:20):
Bigger than my head?

Speaker 3 (00:23):
And that's big there?

Speaker 4 (00:25):
Yeah, o b I read it, and I pay that
tabby a seat, dead beat up an autum.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
You got the big show on the radio for you.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
The ease into this Tuesday, October twenty second.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
You all read the ease.

Speaker 6 (01:18):
My pay to awakekend.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
Let's get going.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Here's National Nut Day. Eat a nut.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Oh, I thought it was just an insane day.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
I always one of them nutritious snack days. A national
tavern style pizza, the taste of Chicago with a hand
inched crispy crust.

Speaker 6 (01:46):
What kind of crust?

Speaker 3 (01:47):
Inch? Hand pinched? Oh you gotta pinch it little? Look
like that. I don't care.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Look that's the sauce, plentiful amounts of topping, so it
doesn't tell you anything.

Speaker 6 (02:02):
It was a Chicago style so that's.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Like, oh, that's a deep dish squares kind of thing.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
It's got to be squares or that's just why they
do it that Chicago style.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
I didn't know that was a tavern style, but Chicago
gets the name.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
NA shall make a dog's day, all right, we can
do that.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
Yeah, encourage his visits to shelters. Well, you go there
and you just visit with the dog, you need to leave,
you know.

Speaker 6 (02:30):
Yeah, it's a it's a catch.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Why do you think they encourage it?

Speaker 3 (02:34):
But and Marcy does the right thing.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
She like, like, you don't adopt the dogs, you like,
shelter in place.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
No, that's not the work. What do you do with
the dogs? Foster foster dog?

Speaker 2 (02:44):
That's what just kind of it gives them a you know,
a break from the shelter and hopefully they're with me
until they get adopted.

Speaker 6 (02:51):
That's neat the shelter is a very noisy, high stimulation
for a dog.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Yeah, and you know, daily people are having to know
with the economy and.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
A so they'll just tell you what kind of dog
they got for you.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
Do you go, I have I have.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
A dealer's choice, I can I can pick the dog
and then they'll let you know which ones are really
having some kennel stress and who could really use time out.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
Of the shelter.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
Well, you make a dog's day every day, baby, So
you just sit there.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
You good.

Speaker 6 (03:21):
You can get a dog for a day and take
them out and get them.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
That doesn't seem like fun, add baby.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
All right, we got three days and this are saved up.
Those will be very important. That'll help us get the
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Speaker 3 (04:04):
He's just dusting a.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Couple of codies waking to hide the happy heard as well, man,
I've been dusting.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
The hogs and codies out righting around helping people.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
All right, then you're welcome.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
Let's look at.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Our three days in history where we'll get our categories for.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
You to win this.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Nineteen thirty nine, the first football game shown on TV
aired on NBC and New York City between the Brooklyn
Dodgers in the Philadelphia Eagles. Wow, the Dodgers was a
football team before it was a baseball team. Thro I
guess it's a fact, Jack. It kind of makes sense,
you know, because you want to dodge from being tackled.

(04:44):
I guess you want to dodge the baseball from being hit.
I sound like Randy working at the sports All right,
let's move on here. Nineteen seventy six. Oh, by the way,
you Dodgers are ye boy David's teams in the World Series, Jack,
I know he's tickled.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
And the Yankees old school.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
We're gonna start this Friday, right there is Look, in
nineteen seventy six, the FDA bands the use of red
dye number four, red EM, and MS disappeared for a
period of time, not because they used the band die,
because they figured people would be.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
Afraid they did. All right, Finally, this.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
Date, in nineteen ninety two, thieves in South Yorkshire, England,
stole the truckloaded with forty three thousand cans of beer.
Bad news, guys, all of the brewers were past their
expiration date. The truck had been scheduled for the dump.
I think that stopped them.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
What you're gon as.

Speaker 7 (05:40):
I drank bottles of Budweiserer out of my own cooler
that were expired six years ago.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
Worked fine for me six years.

Speaker 5 (05:49):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
There's our categories one eight hundred Big Shows. You told
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(06:21):
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John Boy and Billy gave the prizes from the Big Prize.

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Being Let's go contested number one.

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This should really be a lot of fun when you're
playing outburst, have a hurry up and guest time you
love the best time.

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You love a big shots.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
Let's say hey Leslie from Pike Road, I loove fam
we have shots.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
Good morning, Leslie.

Speaker 6 (07:45):
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
Hello hello Leslie.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
Let's get you through these categories and get that prize
back to you Pie Road.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
You ready, I am ready in five seconds. Three places
you can watch football ready.

Speaker 8 (08:08):
Go at home in a bar at the stadium.

Speaker 9 (08:14):
Bam.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
Now, three candies that are red ready.

Speaker 7 (08:19):
Go, Lifesavers Candy Canes.

Speaker 3 (08:26):
Bam.

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There you go.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
That's that for the win. Three brands of canned beer
Ready go.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
Budweiser, Cords and Miller Hut.

Speaker 3 (08:39):
There is lessening.

Speaker 5 (08:42):
Winning.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
And by the way of y'all concerned that Randy has
a cooler with a beer in it that's six years old.

Speaker 3 (08:49):
It was in his basement in the house. It wasn't
like carrying it around with them. Is a coke machine
that kind of cooler?

Speaker 1 (08:57):
Not like, yeah, I got your be more specific you
worried us of death, Leslie.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
Good work on your inn, baby, prize back headed down
your way.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
Well, thank you, y'all, have a wonderful day.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
Thank you, baby. You too.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
Find the money I wear the top of your news
about twenty minutes away. Call children, gonna tell us a
spooky storad.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
Don'd eaware?

Speaker 1 (10:02):
Good morning and it's a big Shawl radio for your Tuesday.
More out of Saint Louis not that one, the other one,
Greg Ward?

Speaker 3 (10:15):
The fun with Greg.

Speaker 11 (10:16):
First thing this morning. My dad was a football coach.
I don't know if I told you, guys. He was
a wrestling college right right, Yeah, actually wrestle so football coach.
I'm a big fan of football coaches. My favorite is
the assistant high school football coach, the guy that I
like the most because a lot of times he's been
at the school for about twenty five years and really

(10:37):
the only problem with him is he doesn't know anything
about football. He'll always interrupt the head coach at exactly
the wrong moment. You know, the head coach would be
giving a big speech, all right, guys, bringing in listen up.
For some of you seniors, this maybe the last time
you ever played football, So I suggest you go out
there and give it everything you've got.

Speaker 9 (10:56):
Look, God, we need to get those permission slips for
the bank win because they's.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
Eighty nine of you boys, and only eleven.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
Of you have signed up.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
That's not going to cut it.

Speaker 12 (11:07):
Feelings. I love you, guys, but we're not going to
have a bike unless you got to get a turn.

Speaker 9 (11:13):
That's all I got, Coach back to you. Thank thank you, Larry,
thank you, thank you. Let's just try and focus on
the game right now. All right, guys, At the beginning
of this season, I told you I would never lie
to you, and I'm not gonna light to you tonight.
Honesty's best policy, fellas always have been. All Right, Larry,

(11:37):
the team we're facing has more talent than we do,
but they don't have more heart. The way we win
this game is we leave it all on the field,
you understand me. Leave everything on the field. God, When
coach says leave everything on the field, he's not talking
about your football helmets.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
Last week, five of you boys left your helmets just
set there on the thigh line, just sating there, and
it rained that nack and.

Speaker 12 (12:03):
The details came off and I had to be the
one sticking them back home. And the district pays a
lot of money for those helmets, fell Larry, our coach.
I'm just saying the district to Larry, football all your
coach Jesus, Larry, all right, listen up, fellas, and listen
up good. This is the last thing I'm gonna say.

(12:23):
That whistle's gonna blow in about ten minutes. And when
it does, I want you hungry. I want you angry,
I want you fired up. I want you crazy. I
want eleven crazy men on that field. Crazy fine on
the field, guys, But once you get back on that
school box.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
You need to settle it down.

Speaker 9 (12:43):
So the driver's got a lot of responsibility. Dent met
a bunch of yay who's jumping around. Larry, shut up
for you, Just shut up dry. I'm checking your crap.
I've been carrying you for twenty years. I don't care
if you are my wife's idiot brother. She leaves me
over this, it'll be worth it, do you read me, Larry?

Speaker 13 (13:02):
Loud and clear, Coach, loud and clear. Everybody lose their
temper now and then it's nothing to feel bad about football.
I'll tell you what I'll finish up in here with
the boys. You set up outside, they can turn their
permission slipped.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
Into you on the way. Let's see it. It's called teamwork, fellas.
Hope every buddy was paying attention. A good morning. That's

(13:50):
a big show on the radio.

Speaker 14 (13:52):
There we go, and now it's story time with your
host Carl Childers.

Speaker 15 (14:03):
I ain't been around for a while, mister mill Cox said,
I've been on something called a hyenus, but I figured
I had to stop buying. Have some biscuits and mustard.
You the fantast pell if and that's all right why
I'm here anyway, So I'm going to do it well,
Sir Hallerween isn't coming, I reckon. I talked about most

(14:27):
of them bookers and haints out there, but Scooter and
mister mill Cox, they told me I left out a few.

Speaker 3 (14:34):
I can tell you about.

Speaker 15 (14:35):
Him if and you oant me to absolutely all right,
then I like him old timy monsters, Frankenstein and Rackler
and a worldfeller. What you don't see too much of
is the invisible man, get it. I come up with
that one on my own. Seems like you could save

(14:58):
a good bit of pocket money being ins I ain't
got to go clothes shopping, ain't got new laundry, no
shaving or haircuts, go into the movies without paying for
a ticket. Racist too, and wrestling of course you'd have
to go nicking. Probably wouldn't work too well in cold weather.

(15:20):
There's a lot about being invisible. I don't understand. I
ain't quite sure how some stuff works. I wonder if
everything is invisible, like when he eats vetals, does it
disappear when he swallows it? And if and you go
out of doors during the name, how do you keep
a son out of your eyes without giving yourself away?

(15:40):
Not knowing that sort of stuff kindly ruined the movie
for me. I like him. Mummy movie is a good bit,
but I didn't figure he was that scary. He just
staggers along like Scooter when he's in a bad way
with that brown liquor. He's slowering my glasses old and
give out. Only had one hand to speak of. I'll

(16:05):
come eating, not on John Boys entourage. Seemed to me
like somebody would have thought that just unwrap that fella.
The end, that creature was a big old man fish
come from someplace called the Black lagoon. Some folks calls

(16:25):
it an African American lagoon. I calls it a black lagoon.
In the movie, they spend most of the time trying
to catch him, and I put him in a big
old aquarium, summers me. I just put a big old
nightcrawler on a hook, hauld him in, hitt him upside
the head with a fish bat, clean him, roll him

(16:49):
in some corn meal, ry him up, eat him with.

Speaker 3 (16:56):
Some mush puppies.

Speaker 15 (16:57):
Mister Bill Cox says, all impede folks and plumb have
a fit. They'd storm up a nervous hospital. Holler and
what you eat to creat your firm. One of them
stories is kindly sad. The Old Phantom of the Opry.
Phantom was a music fella that was so eat up
about being ugly. He just running head underneath this big

(17:20):
old opry house. He sort of fell in love with
his skinny little opry gal. When he found out she
had a hankering for some good looking fella. The old Phantom,
he just saw red. He kidnapped that skinny little opera gal,
took her down to his hideout. Once she got to
look at his face, he turned green. Her boyfriend come

(17:43):
down to rescue arm got a big fight with a phantom.
Since the phantom was so old and give out, the
boyfriend got the best of him, killed him the end.
More of the story, If you let be an ugly key.
You had the music business, we never would add l
love it.

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God's gonna be cooking this Saturday.

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(20:23):
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Speaker 1 (21:00):
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All right, we played for it ten minutes. Were right now.
From the desk of Taytortainman News is what to watch.
Here's Marcy Tata.

Speaker 6 (22:23):
Moray Box Office report the top five movies this weekend.

Speaker 2 (22:28):
The horror fleck Smile Too opened up in first place
this weekend. It brought in twenty three million, and I
think it was reported it only took twenty six million
to make it. Well, so you know there were some
drug people happy Wild Robot, though Wild Robot stayed in
second place. Last weekend's topmovie Terrifier three, another horror, dropped

(22:51):
a third.

Speaker 6 (22:51):
Place, Beetlejuice.

Speaker 2 (22:54):
Beetlejuice fell from third place to fourth place and rounded out.
The romantic drama We Live in Time landed in fifth place.

Speaker 3 (23:03):
All right, So.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
Coming out this Friday, actually adventure sequel Superhero Venom the
Last Dance.

Speaker 6 (23:11):
If you're a Marvel person, you would this makes sense
to you.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
Have you seen the Venom the first one?

Speaker 2 (23:16):
No?

Speaker 12 (23:16):
I haven't.

Speaker 3 (23:17):
It's pretty weird. I can tell about the teeth, and
I still like it.

Speaker 2 (23:23):
You know. Tom Hardy returns his Venom, one of Marvel's
greatest and most complex characters. It's the final film in
the trilogy. Eddie and Venom are on the run. They're
hunted by both of their worlds, and with them closing in,
the duo are forced into a devastating decision that will
bring the curtains down on Venom and Eddie's last Dad.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
Wow, two worlds. So that's like maybe Earth and the
Marvel Verse or whatever that.

Speaker 6 (23:51):
I'm gonna go with you.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
We're gonna two worlds? Was she talking about that?

Speaker 6 (23:55):
From isn't like Venom about him being possessed?

Speaker 7 (24:01):
He doesn't.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
It's not like the Hulk when he gets into there
was some inspiration.

Speaker 6 (24:11):
There, but no, oh, the Marvel folks are getting mad
at me.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
But I believe Eddie is, yeah, the human and Venom
is the thing that possesses him and comes out and
it looks all like.

Speaker 6 (24:23):
Hey. Conclave is also coming out this weekend. Stars Ralph
Ralph Jones, Stanley Tucci, Isabella Rosaline, John Lithgow. It's about
a cardinal.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
Cardinal Lawrence is tasked with one of the world's most
secretive in ancient events, participating in the selection of a
new Pope, Have I Grabbed You So Far?

Speaker 6 (24:42):
Surrounded by powerful religious.

Speaker 2 (24:43):
Leaders in the halls of the Vatican, he soon uncovers
a trail of deep secrets that could shake the very
foundation of the Roman Catholic Church. Streaming Game seven's on
Prime Video. It's a limited series It's a five part
anthology series that will unpack the most iconic game sevens.

Speaker 6 (25:03):
In sports history.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
We're gonna look at the games of World Series and
Stanley Cup and there will be first hand accounts from
both the winning and the losing athletes that take participating.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
Is it just those two or is it like basketball
and football?

Speaker 6 (25:16):
It looked like it looked like World Series in Stanley.
Car Masters is also dropping on Netflix.

Speaker 2 (25:22):
Russ to Riches at season six of that and this
is where they were storing flip cars and the comeback.
The two thousand and four Boston Red Sox Stories on Netflix.
It's a limited series tells the story one of the
greatest resurgences in sports history, following the Boston Red Sox
to their first World Series.

Speaker 6 (25:39):
Victory after an eighty six years draft. So sports fans,
it's your streaming week.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
Yay sports. Well, let's play. Well, let's get us a
winner by playing John Boy Jeberly, We got it. If
I want to come on, help man, let's review yesterday's question.
We found out there's no surprise and the expression three
sheets to the wind was born on the high seas.

(26:06):
But you may be surprised that this is what a
ship's sheets actually are?

Speaker 6 (26:10):
What are the ropes for tension on a sale?

Speaker 3 (26:13):
You got that right? Yes, she was a sheet splitter.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
She split sheets. Oh please stop, I will Today's John Boyjeopardy.
The first and last name of this advertising mascot is
well known throughout the world, but you might not know
that the fictional character also has a fictional wife named
Poppy and they have two kids.

Speaker 3 (26:39):
Who is John Bourde?

Speaker 2 (26:43):
No?

Speaker 3 (26:43):
I got three? What y'all got one? Eight hundred?

Speaker 1 (26:46):
Big Show you told free line across America. We play
John boygevity next morning, there's a big show on the

(27:17):
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Speaker 6 (28:20):
How are you doing?

Speaker 5 (28:21):
Huh?

Speaker 3 (28:22):
We're doing good? Mark? How you today?

Speaker 8 (28:25):
I'm just about fair to middling?

Speaker 3 (28:27):
Uh huh?

Speaker 1 (28:28):
Hey, you're selling real familiar. You sound like about three
or four friends of mine.

Speaker 8 (28:34):
I'll be dapped in buttermilk and fried my lasses.

Speaker 3 (28:37):
Okay, make that eight or not. Mark. We're glad you're
in here. Buddy.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
You got the first shot at today's John Boy Jeopardy.
The first and last name of this advertising mascot well
known throughout the world, but you might not know the
fictional character also has a fictional wife named Poppy and
they have two kids.

Speaker 3 (29:01):
You thought about this, Mark? What do you think? Buddy?

Speaker 8 (29:04):
Yes, I've had to talk to my friend mister know
it all, and he seemed to tell me that he
thinks shit, it's the Pillsbury dough Boy.

Speaker 3 (29:12):
The Pillsbury dough Boy. Well, let's say, well, you got.

Speaker 2 (29:19):
A good.

Speaker 6 (29:24):
Am, happy as a lark.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
I can't, I say, Buddy, Pillsbury dough Boy's wife is Poppy.

Speaker 3 (29:33):
Got it now?

Speaker 1 (29:34):
His kids are named Popper and Bun Bun fresh Poppy,
the Popper and Bun Bun. Mark, you got any friends
of family names like that?

Speaker 2 (29:49):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (29:49):
Yes, I do, I got I guess I probably got
about thirty four thirty four dozen or so. We're all
tightly connected.

Speaker 1 (29:59):
Well, well, Mark, we are sending you a big old
hand cook batch of bird Te County peanuts. You gonna
have the best peanuts. And there is my home state
up here in North Carolina. Buddy, you enjoy.

Speaker 8 (30:14):
Well, Thank you so much, sir, and you have a
really nice day.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
Okay, all right, we'll do buddy. I was hearing Geen
Tracy the Old truck Stop eight track takes.

Speaker 7 (30:30):
I was kind of hearing the guy from one of
our favorite movies where he goes like my boy can
eat two eggs.

Speaker 6 (30:37):
I was hearing Colonel Sandards from CAFC.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
May Bee Will's father from No Time for Sergeants that
Andy Griffin played. That's another one anyway, voice we love
you boys, Sir Mark down Times said a little bit
like my moonshine of Buddy Mark from the Mountains too.

Speaker 3 (30:58):
All right, well right, that's right.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
Tyer, said Colonel Sanders, who was shouting like all right,
we're having fun. Good morning. It's a big showing a

(31:41):
radio about twenty minutes. A few minutes with our broone
called Marvin Webster. Bonus top ten Liz.

Speaker 17 (31:49):
Everybody loves Tom Bonets down home commercials from Motel six
where he says we'll leave the light on for you.
Oh yeah, but you know a slogan like that doesn't
just happen. Oh no, it takes hours and hours of research,
and tons of slogans get rejected before you hit on
the perfect one that brings us to today's top ten list.

(32:10):
The top ten rejected Motel six slogans. Number ten because
you deserve better than the backseat of some car. Number nine.

Speaker 5 (32:21):
We're working on that smell thing too. Number eight.

Speaker 17 (32:26):
If we'd known you were staying all night, we'd have
changed the sheets. Number seven, as seen on Cops. Number six,
it's not just for nooners anymore. Number five, you rented
the room now buy the video. Number four, Sure you
could stay someplace nicer, but then you wouldn't have money

(32:47):
left over for a hooker. Number three, We don't make
the adultery. We make the adultery better. Number two it's hookerrific.
And the number one rejected Motel six slogan We'll leave
the lights all for.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
You, super FLYA good morning. It's a big show on

(33:43):
the radio. Who it is here y'all? About twenty minutes
we announced the third finalists out of five before we
have our final drawing for the Big Show, Custo Motorcycle,
I show your names and the hat at Big Show
bike dot com.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
Now is marm and Webster. Yo, what's up how y'all doing?
Hey man?

Speaker 5 (34:04):
Halloween time, which means this is the time when every
channel on TV starts running some kind of scary all
day marathon. Ooh, it's so scary. TB has to do
the complete Nightmare on Elm Street. IFC Channel does all
the alien movies back to back, FX does the Paranormal
Activity series, Headline News runs eight straight hours of Nancy Grace.

(34:28):
Everybody pulls out the very scariest stuff they got, and
let's face it, we do need different stuff to pick from,
because everybody likes scary stuff, but we like different scary
stuff for different reasons, depending on.

Speaker 3 (34:43):
Who we are.

Speaker 5 (34:44):
For example, white people like a scary movie where they
can experience something it's kind of scary, but they ain't
never gonna run into it in real life, you know.
But black people we don't know how that feels, because
we know one trip to the wrong rocker barrel could
turn our lives scary at the drop of us hacks. Now,

(35:05):
black people do like scary movies, of course, everybody knows
that we're always hollered. Don't open that door, girl, But
you know why we like them because ninety nine percent
of the people that die in a scary movie are
white people. And here is why they die. Only white
people say stuff like, hey, man, let's go spend the

(35:25):
night at that summer camp where hockey masks. Dude killed
eighty seven people last year. Or oh, look a five
hundred year old book of spells. Let's light some candles
and beat them out loud, or hey, you know what
we ought to do? Split up into easily picked off
groups of two. Ain't nobody from my neighborhood ever said

(35:49):
no ignorant jams like that.

Speaker 3 (35:51):
Hey, remember that movie The Ring. You watch the video
seven days later you.

Speaker 5 (35:56):
Die, right, See, this is the kind of thing that
only he kills white people, because when black people hear
that scenario, we go, well, I ain't trying no video.
That's for damn show. If The Ring had a few
more black people in it, the whole movie would have
been about ten minutes long. How about this one? His one?
The white girl I'm dating just won two free tickets

(36:20):
to merrow Fest. Now, for white people, that's not really
all that's scary. For black people, that is like Final
Destination one through five all rolled into one, because I
do like a scary movie now. And then a couple
of years ago, I came up with what I thought
was the ultimate scary movie idea.

Speaker 3 (36:41):
And here it is.

Speaker 5 (36:42):
The President of the United States invites the only black
dude he knows to come have lunch at the White House.
And if you're thinking, well, that don't sound scary, I'd go, wait,
it's live on TV.

Speaker 3 (36:56):
And the black dude is Kanye. Everybody be going damn,
So that's messed up.

Speaker 5 (37:05):
That don't scare the hell out of black people and
white people blacket out. We're gonna start shooting next week.
Of course probably is. Then it actually happened in real life,
and you know people didn't find it nearly scary as
they probably should have. Reckon, I'm gonna have to go
back to pitching mixed race couple at Merrow fair y'all

(37:25):
think about Don Marvin Melson.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
Good morning, you got the Big Show on already. You
have more chances for you to win coming up after
your news, weather and sports.

Speaker 3 (37:36):
Oh oh, I didn't know.

Speaker 5 (37:38):
I didn't see you.

Speaker 3 (37:39):
They are.

Speaker 10 (37:39):
This is Professor Mervin handed Day, head of ah oh,
head of Big Show Science and History Division. And you're
listening to two boys who are destined to be history,
Don Boy and Biddy on the Big Show.

Speaker 4 (37:55):
Yo.

Speaker 1 (37:56):
When I say they will be history, I didn't need
to apply a negative.

Speaker 3 (38:00):
I simply meant that they.

Speaker 5 (38:04):
What did I need?

Speaker 1 (38:38):
Good morning, it's a Big Show on the radio. A
couple of minutes who announced third out of five finalists
for a Big Show Custom motorcycle giving away from Lord
Tigers Motorcycle Lawyers' Ride.

Speaker 3 (38:52):
Another giveaway we got going on.

Speaker 1 (38:54):
Just your mind, you make sure your name is in
the half of the MASSEO Gamekeepers ls tractor giveaway. We
got the game Keeper's Crew ls MT two twenty five
tractor with loader attachments.

Speaker 3 (39:06):
Teller back over.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
There, even go on a mid mountain.

Speaker 3 (39:10):
More on that bad boy too. Hell that's tracker.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
Click on that banner when you hit the Big Show
dot Com. There're motorcycle final us in minutes and then
we go on play Beat the Blonde. All coming up
in the Big Show rolls on good morning Big Shows
on the radio. Coming up, we play Beating the Blonde.
Winter gets a hat, t shirt, tumbler and a twenty

(39:36):
five dollars gas.

Speaker 3 (39:37):
Card you can use to fill up your brand new Big.

Speaker 1 (39:41):
Show customer motorcycle from Low Tiger's Motorcycle Lawyers at Ride
make sure you get that cool prize back and your
name goes into the hat with a custom bike built
by Rick Bray of RKB Customs. Click on that link
at the Big Show dot Com Register to win right
now it is time to announce finalists number three. If

(40:03):
you have won a prize pack, have registered to win,
listen up.

Speaker 3 (40:09):
This could be your name.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
Let's narrow it down to Rowingo Rapids, North Carolina, Gene
Dollum Gene Dollum rowing O Grappage. Congratulations Gene, you now
have one and five chants to win at one of
the con Big Show motorcycle from Lod Tiger's Custom built

(40:34):
by Rick Bray of RKB Customs. Everybody else, you still
have until November first to get registered. Just look for
the link at the Big Show dot Com. Click on it,
get your name in a hat. So so far Finalist
number one Dwayne Raymers from Warner Robbins, Georgia, Finalist number
two Dave Hall Jasper, Alabama, and just announced finalists number

(40:56):
three Gene Dollum Rowingo Grapids North Care, Carolina. Congratulations. Guys,
will announce another finalist one week from today. Give you
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