November 28, 2023 • 41 mins
Tuesday (pt 1 of 2) On today's Big Show, Carl Childers explains another Christmas Classic from his unique perspective - this time he looks at, The Grinch.. - Mary Jane lays some deep thoughts on us.. - Mark Packer brings us up to date on all things College Football.. - and the Grumpy Old Man tells us why he hates the Holidays..
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, a big shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hang on, all right, listen to you mogs. It's time
to button your yaps. Say, I'm trying to listen to
these two o clowns. John Boyne Belly on the Big Show. Yeah,
the Big Show. It's big, say bigger than big. It's enormous. Eh,
he's adorable.
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Got a doodle, no o banana.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
It is Tuesday, November the twenty eighth, got the Big
Show on the.
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Radio morning everybody go right?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Then that's our Monday.
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Gary ho Hoey.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Talking to him yesterday kicking off the holidays. Be sure
you get the registered for that autograph Fender trying to
cast guitar. Gary gives away every Christmas. Garyway, all right,
good man, his national day of giving. That is. That's
good because we had like black Friday and then Saturday
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weekend shop job yesterday, Cyper Cyberborg Monday.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
You know, shop shot would be a good date name
for a day.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
Let's tell me in.
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Shop shop shop Day.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
You know think Saturday was really small business day? Yeah? Yeah, okay,
so I hope y'all did that. If not yet, just
try to try to do a small business, you know,
every chance you get there.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Getting there in Shop Shop Shop.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Giving Tuesday. All right, let's try that and uh National
French Toast Day. All right, y'all make you on frinshto
Randy making a nuts you cooking cats pretty easy. I've
been making fresh dose for years, man, I got it down. Man,
which kind of breads? Use? White?
Speaker 5 (02:06):
White thim regular low yeah, regular trash hour though, uh
huh crazy.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Alright, A big, good, good thing to do here on
the French Toast Day. All right, Well, we got three
days in history saved up. That's where we get a
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ready to win it? Here three dates in history. It
was November the twenty eighth, eighteen ninety five, the first
automobile race, first American automobile race held in Illinois. Six
cars enter the fifty five mile long race between Chicago
and Evanston.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
Wow. I bet that took like a month.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Eighteen ninety five, man so Jay Frank Duria collected two
thousand dollars with a blistering average speed of seven point
five miles per hour.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
It did.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
It took him seven hours and fifty three minutes to
go that fifty five mile trip. Wow.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
Yeah.
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Up to nineteen forty two, coffee rationing began in the US,
lasting through the end of World War Two.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
That's what America finally said. All right, Hitler, that's it.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
Fed of bread with your French st That was one
of the things they put on rational was sliced bread.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
You could buy a loaf of bread.
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But not sliced back of World War two.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
Yeah, yeah, and people really went nuts over that.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Stop it all right.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Didn't have knives, You do your own.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
I guess, I.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Guess that's the greatest invention since sliced bread. All right, Fine,
it was on this day In nineteen sixty three, Cape Canaveral,
Florida changed its name to Cape Kennedy in honor they
recently assassinated JFK. Residents later changed it back, but the
NASA spaceport there retained the name Kennedy Space Center.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
And I think there was some kind of a mix up.
Speaker 7 (04:33):
Is like they were talking about changing the name, and
somebody thought they were changing the name of the entire area.
They just wanted to name the space center after Kennedy.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
Uh huh.
Speaker 7 (04:42):
But they said, okay, well, we can have Cape Canaveral,
but how about we just go to the Kennedy Space
Center and go back to the old one, because we'd
have to print all the maps over again.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
It's going to be a mess.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
The HOTEWN Yeah, well okay, yeah, all right. Well Kennedy
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Good morning.
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You have a big shots.
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Let's say, hey, the Chris from Wedchester, Virginia shots.
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But hey, good morning, Chris, Good morning, John Boy.
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I don't hey, buddy, were all good?
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Graduate it in here, hey you I'll get through. There's
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Three coffee brands, ready go all right, Maxwell, House Soldiers
and Walmart brand.
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Well, Walmart got their own coffee.
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Oh man.
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That's their name brand.
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Pay more attention. Then quit looking at the people.
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It's hard not.
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Three famous people with the name John Ready.
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Go all right, John Kennedy, Johnny Cash and of course Johnboy.
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thank you. All right, man, I gonna all right, We're
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gonna jump out and cut you up on your newes.
Right on the other side, Carl Childer's gonna tell us
the story about Doug Crinch stealing Christmas waiting time.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
H h, good morning, it's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
Well, yesterday I bore all told us a story with
Charlie Brown Christmas. We heard about the James Brown Christmas.
Right now what Christmas story Carl got for us?
Speaker 4 (09:13):
And now story time with your host Carl Childerns.
Speaker 10 (09:20):
I reckon, not everybody's happy Christmas time. I got old
Grinch what lived up to roll a piece from a
little old place called Huvel. He's all green and furry
with little girl legs. Kindly look a good bit like
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old Dole Hardreaves. I hear tell he had some sort
of heart problem. Or another, Well, sir. Every year after Thanksgiving,
that grinch fellers started getting right agitated. Some folks all
in aggravated, I say agitated. Maybe it's on account of
he's lossome. He's just him and that little old dog
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up her. There weren't no missus Grinch. That big girl
from a dollar store brought him some flowers once, but
that's about it. I recognize man because he weren't too popular,
and they weren't too popular on account of he's so mean,
So he had to live inside his own heart. That's
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an awful small place for a Grinches to live in.
That old Grinch figgered since them who cretits didn't care
a great deal about the meat plumberer in their Christmas.
Them who's is kindly an odd bunch, seems to me
some of them but ten feet tall, some no bigger
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than a squirrel. They called hangs by strange names like
crunk lunkers and wahoo'sa's and what not. The fact is
they had a different word for just about everything. Maybe
that's what made that grinch fellow of my sore. I know,
the kindly made me of my nervous saw Christmas Eve
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at Grinch He made him a sandy suit, tied a
big old horn on his little old dog, so it
looked like a range deer. Some people call it in
the Okay, I call it a range there. Well, sir,
that Grinch had his little old dog pull a big
old slid down the hill smack in the middle of Hooville.
He set out of going down all their chimbleys and
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then taking their Christmas stuff, presents and trees, even old
potted meat. Some spooky little old gown name of Cindy Loo.
I believe she come out there. She caught that Grinch
trying to put that tree up her chimbling. Well there,
he told her there's something rather wrong with that tree,
and he had to take it over to Bill Cox's
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outfit and put some gaye in it. Then he give
her a biscuit and some mustard and sent her back
to her room. Grinch ne need dog, He told it.
All them prisons and the like back up to that cave.
They waited until morning, just to looking forward to hear
them start a bawling and carrying on about not having
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a Christmas. Well, sir, them who's pulled a fasting on him?
Seems they didn't need no prisons or trees or potted meat.
They plummet up with a Christmas spirit. They all come
out there and started singing around a big tree there.
They didn't even need to practice. I guess all that
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had a singing in the happiness sort of got to
the Grinch. His old eyes started the water and his
heart swolled up. They figured, if you can't beat him,
you might as well join them. So he and that
little dog with a horn on his head, they told
it all them Christmas things back on down the hill
and give them back to them little hoo cretters, little Cindy,
little hoo Cretit even hugged the Grinch. I reckon that
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as the first hug of Grinch had in a good
long while. He and that little girl made friends. He
liked the way she talked. She liked the way he talked.
They's also tackled. Even let the old Grinch open the
potted made it suffered her. Everything is going good. That
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old beggirl from a dollar store. She got jealous of
that cindyluho credit studied on killing her. She got shut
of that idea on a kound of this Christmas. And
she's a girl and ame, so she killed the Grinch instead.
More than the story is. It don't matter if it's
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Christmas time. If and you step out on that beggirl
from the dollar store, she might kill you.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
Story Time with Carl Childers has been brought to you
by Hard Graves potted meat product chock full of peckers
and lips since nineteen thirty seven.
Speaker 10 (13:56):
You have a girlfriend from a dollar store, A little feller.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Good morning, it's a big showing the radio. In our
first sound of the season, I'm hoarting a Junior Nation
band guest vocalist Marvin Webster.
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The eyes.
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Dream are of a black Friday.
Speaker 12 (14:49):
We back when Christmas was still fun.
Speaker 11 (14:53):
Remember that every Christmas Hello was nice, sad look and
no body full the guns.
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Put it.
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I dreaming of a black Friday when chrisy Shepherds didn't
snap the.
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Sandy Claus had kids on his love and nobody ever
fop a cap.
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I'm take it hard of a fly.
Speaker 13 (15:47):
Friday, just like the Way to Leave, you could check
your layer starm off and not fatock fan face assaulting batter.
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IM dreaming of a blind.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Friday, just like the good ones.
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In the Fast.
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You can cramp or you cramp in the car and
get home really fare.
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And no blind.
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Try to world.
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You're good morning, rolling to the Big Show on the radio. Hello,
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this is Robert Goulay and you're listening to the Pride
of the Red States, John Boy and Billy right here
on the Big Show. Some enchanted morney.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
You may hear.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
The Big Show?
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Where's my big bag?
Speaker 5 (17:34):
Who can't be topical?
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Good morning?
Speaker 3 (18:10):
It's a mix show on the radio. Was edited up yesterday.
Had the Birdman, the bird Girls and I gotta make
the fun of out. Don't maybe pull the clank Clank
Man out?
Speaker 5 (18:22):
Oh please?
Speaker 3 (18:25):
Yes, the bird Girl commented, Oh but my daddy's an idiot.
Oh come on, It's a Clank Clank Family Christmas. We
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in minutes. Where right now from the desk of Taentertainment
News is what to watch. Here is our girl, Marsai
Tata morat Hey.
Speaker 15 (20:23):
Let's take a look at the weekend box office Hunger
Games Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes.
Speaker 4 (20:30):
Everybody sounds like.
Speaker 15 (20:34):
It's the prequel to the Hunger Games saga, and it
opened up in the number one slot.
Speaker 6 (20:39):
So since I've never seen any of the Hunger Games,
this would be a good one to start, because then
it wouldn't be a prequel to me. It'd be like
the beginning, and then I can watch the Sure, let's
go with that.
Speaker 4 (20:48):
Okay, fuck it out, good luck with that, I'm sure.
The Studio.
Speaker 15 (20:56):
Napoleon director Ridley Scott's historical epic was second. Please Wish,
the Disney CGI animated family film came in third place.
Trolls Band Together and Thanksgiving rounded out the top five.
Speaker 5 (21:09):
And Thanksgiving is a horror move.
Speaker 4 (21:10):
It's a slasher movie.
Speaker 7 (21:11):
Yeah, yeah, okay, you like Freddy Krueger, just like a
Pilgrim or something like that.
Speaker 15 (21:19):
You're stabbing with a wish moon.
Speaker 16 (21:21):
It's just.
Speaker 15 (21:23):
New in theaters this weekend Renaissance Beyonce performs live on
the big screen like Taylor Swift did and that didn't
take too long. Little young Taylor head on her shoulders.
Silent Night does an action shoot him up about a
grieving father out for revenge on Christmas Eve. Rise of
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the Soldier is a British British action shoot him up
about a man out for revenge, although not on Christmas Eve.
And a re release of How the Grinch Stool Christmas
with Jim Carrey as a green guy out for revenge
against the whole idea of Christmas.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
Well, all right, Christmas movies took a dark turn this year.
Speaker 6 (22:05):
It's the same Jim Carrey movie they did. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
because it stunk so bad. Do you think it's not Yeah,
I mean because you know we grew up with the original.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
Well, we'll just look at Jim Carrey what he had
to go through with that makeup, remembers all about that.
It took about twelve hours. He said, it was like
being buried alive. Yeah, so it was bad for him.
Speaker 15 (22:27):
Different live action for the other one. One.
Speaker 5 (22:28):
You know, you know who almost was there in that movie, Jack.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
George Jack Nicholson.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Yeah, was it really, George bloody?
Speaker 3 (22:37):
You're just guessing? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (22:39):
No, good, I mean it would have been.
Speaker 4 (22:40):
Better than you need me in that chimney.
Speaker 5 (22:43):
See.
Speaker 15 (22:47):
Let's see streaming TV highlights.
Speaker 5 (22:48):
This week.
Speaker 15 (22:49):
Netflix has Spider Man Across the Spider Verse, the sequel
to the animated Spider Verse hit. You can also watch
The Old Man and the Pool. It's a new stand
up comedy special for Big Show buddy Mike Birbiglia.
Speaker 5 (23:01):
Yes, I love him. He is one of my.
Speaker 15 (23:03):
Favorite Hulu has The Old Way, a Western with Nicholas
Cage as an old gun slinger who faces the consequences
of his past when the son of a man he
murdered years ago arrives to take his revenge, also starring
Clint Howard and Nick Sercy.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 10 (23:21):
Movie?
Speaker 15 (23:24):
He's gonna line him up in the money shot?
Speaker 3 (23:29):
What was that again?
Speaker 1 (23:30):
The Old Way?
Speaker 3 (23:31):
The Old One's Yeah, he's writing it down.
Speaker 15 (23:36):
Apple TV Plus has spirited modern musical retelling of a
Christmas Carol starring Ryan Reynolds and Will Ferrell.
Speaker 4 (23:43):
Came out was out last year for the first time as.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
A big hit. Yeah last year.
Speaker 6 (23:49):
I shied away because the musical, But then they said,
Brian Reynolds, you know I got a man crushed.
Speaker 15 (23:55):
I didn't need to know that. And HBO Max has
the foot fist way, the foot this way, the foot,
the foot this way.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
I don't like the way that the.
Speaker 15 (24:05):
Martial arts comedy that introduced Danny McBride to the world
of movie comedy before Kenny Powers and The Righteous Jumps.
Speaker 4 (24:11):
Now I think he kind of financed the movie himself.
Speaker 17 (24:13):
If I'm not mistaken.
Speaker 7 (24:14):
This is the first thing anybody ever really saw him
in and he was Danny mcgride right from the get go,
Which is the.
Speaker 15 (24:20):
Way to do it if no one's going to put
you in a movie. Yeah right, fund it yourself. All right,
that's a wrap of.
Speaker 17 (24:25):
What to watch.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
All right, there much will Let's get us a winner.
Let's play John Boy Jeopardy. Review. Yesterday's question. We found
out only average people who pay for this monthly service
only use about eight percent of what they're paying for
was cable TV.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
You know, there's only so many hours in the day.
You can't watch every dingy.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
All right, Today is John Boy Jeopardy. The American flag
that was famously planted at this location was actually knocked
over by the vehicle used by the guys who planted it.
Speaker 4 (24:57):
Oh, it was the original Jack Daniels disc.
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What you All Got one eight hundred Big Show you
told free line across America. We played John boyd Jeopardy next.
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Good Morning, It's a big show on the radio, Rolling
do your Tuesday, November twenty eighth. Today's feature track from
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Yes Live Crows America, its.
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Jet and now the man who puts the queues in
Tuesday and the third in Thursday.
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Heeez, John Moore.
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As they had a Jeremy had a Stanton Rginia. Good morning, Jeremy, Hey.
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Good morning John Boy and everybody.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
Hey buddy, hi, Jeremy, you got the first shot at
it claim as big old liquid performance prize package. The
American flag that was famously planted at this location was
actually knocked over by the vehicle used by the guys
who planted it.
Speaker 12 (26:44):
I'm gonna say the Moon.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
Let's say, is it that famed flag on the moon?
Did they get out and set it back up? No?
Speaker 4 (26:58):
No, off the ground. There was no Gordon back at
that point.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
Is that the way to start things out, isn't it?
I thought it a little four wheeler they had that
was shooting around on the first one because they jumped
out of that. This is a space capsule. The eagle
yep went off and planted further. Man.
Speaker 5 (27:20):
I think they kind of wanted to get it on camera.
Speaker 7 (27:24):
Yeah, they didn't have backup cameras.
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head up to stanping for you.
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Hey, I appreciate a first time caller. Can I give
a shout out?
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You go ahead? Body all right?
Speaker 11 (27:40):
Like to give a shout out to my girlfriend Kayla,
my kids, Lincoln Landing, lost In and rock Town Landscaping.
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There you go, Jam Bottomley Hours on Top of Your News,
Episode number eight The Worst motivational slogans. You're here today,
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We'll good Tuesday morning till you were running out of November.
Here is November twenty eighth, only thirty days and this
month we'll ended up on Thursday, December first on Friday.
How about day? Hey man, this bumber music short people
just mind me. Randy Newman, the author of the song
is eighty years old today. Wow. Why about that? Have
your birthday though, Randy Newman?
Speaker 5 (28:58):
All right? I like his I mean he's got some
good albums.
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Yeah, I like waysings.
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No no, no, Raydon ruman.
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A.
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Well, that's all over on us. Go Now let's get
to our top ten. Liz Billy from the.
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Clearance bucket at the Dollar Store, Our latest collection, Top
ten Big show List, Top ten Worst motivational poster Slogans.
Number ten Life better be a destination, because this journey sucks.
Number nine. Quitters never win, and winners never quit talking
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about how they won.
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Number eight.
Speaker 7 (29:39):
If you can keep your cool when everything's falling apart,
you already know who you're going to put the blame on.
Number seven. Not everything in life is a lesson. Sometimes
you just really screw up. Number six. The reward of
a job well done is some somebody making you redo
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all the jobs somebody else didn't do so well.
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Number five.
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Life is ten percent what happens to you, thirty percent
how you react, and about sixty percent how much you've
got in.
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Your four oh one k.
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Number four.
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Some see things as they are and say why. Some
dream things that never were and say why not. The
rest of us don't have time to think about things
because we need to get back to work.
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Number three.
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When life gives you lemons, find somebody life gave vodka too,
and make some droops. Number two always give one percent
unless you're giving blood. And the worst motivational slogan, go
carpay yourself.
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Good.
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Tuesday morning, it's a big show on the radio. We're
about twenty minutes away from Mad Max right now. Turn
on the zoom, It's time.
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And now deep thoughts with Zach the weed Guy's girlfriend
Mary Jane.
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Oh, yeah, you didn't have neighbors.
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What's up, y'all? Doing good? I'm doing good, thanks, res.
I've just been sitting around the high else, you know,
thinking about stuff.
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I see what you did there, that's cool.
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Cool.
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You know.
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I drive more carefully when there's a bag of takeout
food and the seat beside me than I do and
there's like an actual person in the seat beside the line.
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Go careful around the corner.
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YouTube, Like, shouldn't put ads on the front of a
first aid video?
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I mean, we don't have time to think about red
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I think.
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Our microwave broke, so we bought us a new one.
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It's got so many.
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Buttons on it. I mean, how many buttons does a
microwave need? I'd say about four. I mean, come on,
look me in the eye, come on, tell me you've
ever pushed the seven button on a microwave. Google street
View is like the weirdest job ever. One day you
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walk in, they hired a new guy, and his boss
said Okay, put this camera on top of your car
and like, go drive down every street in the world.
That made my head hurt.
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If you're quiet.
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And you're good looking, well people think you're mysterious. But
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Humans are at the top of the food chain. What's
at the bottom? I think it's Saxby's. Saxby's for sure.
And I hate when the cashier at CBS goes, would
you like to round up a dollar to fight child hunger?
And I'm like, y'all make a bajillion dollars a year
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and I'm using a cupon to get fifty cents off
a box of band aids, Like why do you round
up a dollar? Okay, one more? And then like I
gotta go and run off my landscapers. Back when I
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was little, I asked my dad what being a grown
up is like, and he said, you know, little princess,
that thing where you fall down on a trampoline and
all the other kids keep jumping, see I get back up.
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It's a lot like that.
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Yeah, my dad's pretty smart. Anyway. That's it for now,
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John Boyn Billy Mad Max hear going by. Normally i'd
say how you think it's going? But today I'm launching
a new feature I call insights from the old Fart,
So I'm gonna jump right in here. I hear it
all the time. Max is such an old fart, and
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it's true. I am an old fart. I've always been
old far. In fact, I was a fart even before
I was old. And believe it or not, it's worked
pretty good for me. Let me preach on it. Ever
see an old picture of somebody that was real good
looking when they were young and think, Wow, they got old,
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and that's the price you pay for being young and pretty.
But sometimes people look better when they get old. When
you see a young picture of them, something looks off.
They look more like theirself now that they're old. Some
people age into their face. Perfect example, Frank Cady heard
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you boys talk about him. That's a guy that played
Sam Drunker on Greenacres, Petticoat Junction, and Beverly Hill Buildings.
At one time, Old Frank was on TV three or
four nights a week. He's like a cross between Michael
Strahan and Ryan Seacrest, and the whole time he was
on TV, Frank looked exactly the same they did a
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Greenacre's Renion movie twenty five years later, every one of
the actors looked twenty five years older, except old Frank.
He still looked exactly like Sam Drunker from nineteen sixty five. Now,
I A'm saying Frank was male modeled party when he
was young. But he didn't age a lickt for the
whole twenty five years He's on TV and he did
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it without boat talk. Surch Hen lefts her eye jobs.
How I think Frank aged into his face now. On
the other hand, there's some people that age into their personality.
I know because I'm one of them. I always been
a tad grumpy, and over the years I become the
guy on the outside that I always was on the inside.
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And may I just say I love it. Yes, people
expect me to act like an old fart, which works
great for me. If I get tired of being somewhere,
I don't have to put up with it. I can say,
you know, I'm getting kind of tired. As soon as
I do, everybody in the vicinity snaps to attention, Oh,
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Peopaul's tired. I guess we need to get on home.
You know what happens next we leave. The best part
is it works even if you ain't tired. When people
start getting on your nerves, just say I'm tired for
you know it. You'll be getting the kind of white
glove attention. You getting a five star hotel. You don't
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need to go big, cause you can go home. That's
what's happened to me. I am living a life I
was always meant to live because I have finally aged
into my face and my personality. It ain't easy, but
if you can pull it off, I highly recommend. And
that's it for this edition of Insight from the whole
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part till next time. This is Mad Max saying, sit down,
shut up, and quit running in my life. John Boon
Belly this y all have a nice day. Let's play
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Radio morning everybody go right?
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Gary ho Hoey.
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good man, his national day of giving. That is. That's
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weekend shop job yesterday, Cyper Cyberborg Monday.
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You know, shop shot would be a good date name
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Let's tell me in.
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Shop shop shop Day.
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every chance you get there.
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Getting there in Shop Shop Shop.
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Giving Tuesday. All right, let's try that and uh National
French Toast Day. All right, y'all make you on frinshto
Randy making a nuts you cooking cats pretty easy. I've
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White thim regular low yeah, regular trash hour though, uh
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ready to win it? Here three dates in history. It
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automobile race, first American automobile race held in Illinois. Six
cars enter the fifty five mile long race between Chicago
and Evanston.
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Wow. I bet that took like a month.
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Eighteen ninety five, man so Jay Frank Duria collected two
thousand dollars with a blistering average speed of seven point
five miles per hour.
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It did.
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It took him seven hours and fifty three minutes to
go that fifty five mile trip. Wow.
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Yeah.
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Up to nineteen forty two, coffee rationing began in the US,
lasting through the end of World War Two.
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That's what America finally said. All right, Hitler, that's it.
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Fed of bread with your French st That was one
of the things they put on rational was sliced bread.
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You could buy a loaf of bread.
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But not sliced back of World War two.
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Yeah, yeah, and people really went nuts over that.
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Stop it all right.
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Didn't have knives, You do your own.
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I guess, I.
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it was on this day In nineteen sixty three, Cape Canaveral,
Florida changed its name to Cape Kennedy in honor they
recently assassinated JFK. Residents later changed it back, but the
NASA spaceport there retained the name Kennedy Space Center.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
And I think there was some kind of a mix up.
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Is like they were talking about changing the name, and
somebody thought they were changing the name of the entire area.
They just wanted to name the space center after Kennedy.
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Uh huh.
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But they said, okay, well, we can have Cape Canaveral,
but how about we just go to the Kennedy Space
Center and go back to the old one, because we'd
have to print all the maps over again.
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It's going to be a mess.
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Well, Walmart got their own coffee.
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That's their name brand.
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It's hard not.
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gonna jump out and cut you up on your newes.
Right on the other side, Carl Childer's gonna tell us
the story about Doug Crinch stealing Christmas waiting time.
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H h, good morning, it's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
Well, yesterday I bore all told us a story with
Charlie Brown Christmas. We heard about the James Brown Christmas.
Right now what Christmas story Carl got for us?
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And now story time with your host Carl Childerns.
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I reckon, not everybody's happy Christmas time. I got old
Grinch what lived up to roll a piece from a
little old place called Huvel. He's all green and furry
with little girl legs. Kindly look a good bit like
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old Dole Hardreaves. I hear tell he had some sort
of heart problem. Or another, Well, sir. Every year after Thanksgiving,
that grinch fellers started getting right agitated. Some folks all
in aggravated, I say agitated. Maybe it's on account of
he's lossome. He's just him and that little old dog
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up her. There weren't no missus Grinch. That big girl
from a dollar store brought him some flowers once, but
that's about it. I recognize man because he weren't too popular,
and they weren't too popular on account of he's so mean,
So he had to live inside his own heart. That's
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an awful small place for a Grinches to live in.
That old Grinch figgered since them who cretits didn't care
a great deal about the meat plumberer in their Christmas.
Them who's is kindly an odd bunch, seems to me
some of them but ten feet tall, some no bigger
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than a squirrel. They called hangs by strange names like
crunk lunkers and wahoo'sa's and what not. The fact is
they had a different word for just about everything. Maybe
that's what made that grinch fellow of my sore. I know,
the kindly made me of my nervous saw Christmas Eve
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at Grinch He made him a sandy suit, tied a
big old horn on his little old dog, so it
looked like a range deer. Some people call it in
the Okay, I call it a range there. Well, sir,
that Grinch had his little old dog pull a big
old slid down the hill smack in the middle of Hooville.
He set out of going down all their chimbleys and
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then taking their Christmas stuff, presents and trees, even old
potted meat. Some spooky little old gown name of Cindy Loo.
I believe she come out there. She caught that Grinch
trying to put that tree up her chimbling. Well there,
he told her there's something rather wrong with that tree,
and he had to take it over to Bill Cox's
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outfit and put some gaye in it. Then he give
her a biscuit and some mustard and sent her back
to her room. Grinch ne need dog, He told it.
All them prisons and the like back up to that cave.
They waited until morning, just to looking forward to hear
them start a bawling and carrying on about not having
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a Christmas. Well, sir, them who's pulled a fasting on him?
Seems they didn't need no prisons or trees or potted meat.
They plummet up with a Christmas spirit. They all come
out there and started singing around a big tree there.
They didn't even need to practice. I guess all that
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had a singing in the happiness sort of got to
the Grinch. His old eyes started the water and his
heart swolled up. They figured, if you can't beat him,
you might as well join them. So he and that
little dog with a horn on his head, they told
it all them Christmas things back on down the hill
and give them back to them little hoo cretters, little Cindy,
little hoo Cretit even hugged the Grinch. I reckon that
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as the first hug of Grinch had in a good
long while. He and that little girl made friends. He
liked the way she talked. She liked the way he talked.
They's also tackled. Even let the old Grinch open the
potted made it suffered her. Everything is going good. That
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old beggirl from a dollar store. She got jealous of
that cindyluho credit studied on killing her. She got shut
of that idea on a kound of this Christmas. And
she's a girl and ame, so she killed the Grinch instead.
More than the story is. It don't matter if it's
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Christmas time. If and you step out on that beggirl
from the dollar store, she might kill you.
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Dream are of a black Friday.
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We back when Christmas was still fun.
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Remember that every Christmas Hello was nice, sad look and
no body full the guns.
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Put it.
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I dreaming of a black Friday when chrisy Shepherds didn't
snap the.
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Sandy Claus had kids on his love and nobody ever
fop a cap.
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I'm take it hard of a fly.
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Friday, just like the Way to Leave, you could check
your layer starm off and not fatock fan face assaulting batter.
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IM dreaming of a blind.
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Friday, just like the good ones.
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And no blind.
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Who can't be topical?
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Good morning?
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It's a mix show on the radio. Was edited up yesterday.
Had the Birdman, the bird Girls and I gotta make
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Oh please?
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in minutes. Where right now from the desk of Taentertainment
News is what to watch. Here is our girl, Marsai
Tata morat Hey.
Speaker 15 (20:23):
Let's take a look at the weekend box office Hunger
Games Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes.
Speaker 4 (20:30):
Everybody sounds like.
Speaker 15 (20:34):
It's the prequel to the Hunger Games saga, and it
opened up in the number one slot.
Speaker 6 (20:39):
So since I've never seen any of the Hunger Games,
this would be a good one to start, because then
it wouldn't be a prequel to me. It'd be like
the beginning, and then I can watch the Sure, let's
go with that.
Speaker 4 (20:48):
Okay, fuck it out, good luck with that, I'm sure.
The Studio.
Speaker 15 (20:56):
Napoleon director Ridley Scott's historical epic was second. Please Wish,
the Disney CGI animated family film came in third place.
Trolls Band Together and Thanksgiving rounded out the top five.
Speaker 5 (21:09):
And Thanksgiving is a horror move.
Speaker 4 (21:10):
It's a slasher movie.
Speaker 7 (21:11):
Yeah, yeah, okay, you like Freddy Krueger, just like a
Pilgrim or something like that.
Speaker 15 (21:19):
You're stabbing with a wish moon.
Speaker 16 (21:21):
It's just.
Speaker 15 (21:23):
New in theaters this weekend Renaissance Beyonce performs live on
the big screen like Taylor Swift did and that didn't
take too long. Little young Taylor head on her shoulders.
Silent Night does an action shoot him up about a
grieving father out for revenge on Christmas Eve. Rise of
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the Soldier is a British British action shoot him up
about a man out for revenge, although not on Christmas Eve.
And a re release of How the Grinch Stool Christmas
with Jim Carrey as a green guy out for revenge
against the whole idea of Christmas.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
Well, all right, Christmas movies took a dark turn this year.
Speaker 6 (22:05):
It's the same Jim Carrey movie they did. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
because it stunk so bad. Do you think it's not Yeah,
I mean because you know we grew up with the original.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
Well, we'll just look at Jim Carrey what he had
to go through with that makeup, remembers all about that.
It took about twelve hours. He said, it was like
being buried alive. Yeah, so it was bad for him.
Speaker 15 (22:27):
Different live action for the other one. One.
Speaker 5 (22:28):
You know, you know who almost was there in that movie, Jack.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
George Jack Nicholson.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Yeah, was it really, George bloody?
Speaker 3 (22:37):
You're just guessing? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (22:39):
No, good, I mean it would have been.
Speaker 4 (22:40):
Better than you need me in that chimney.
Speaker 5 (22:43):
See.
Speaker 15 (22:47):
Let's see streaming TV highlights.
Speaker 5 (22:48):
This week.
Speaker 15 (22:49):
Netflix has Spider Man Across the Spider Verse, the sequel
to the animated Spider Verse hit. You can also watch
The Old Man and the Pool. It's a new stand
up comedy special for Big Show buddy Mike Birbiglia.
Speaker 5 (23:01):
Yes, I love him. He is one of my.
Speaker 15 (23:03):
Favorite Hulu has The Old Way, a Western with Nicholas
Cage as an old gun slinger who faces the consequences
of his past when the son of a man he
murdered years ago arrives to take his revenge, also starring
Clint Howard and Nick Sercy.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 10 (23:21):
Movie?
Speaker 15 (23:24):
He's gonna line him up in the money shot?
Speaker 3 (23:29):
What was that again?
Speaker 1 (23:30):
The Old Way?
Speaker 3 (23:31):
The Old One's Yeah, he's writing it down.
Speaker 15 (23:36):
Apple TV Plus has spirited modern musical retelling of a
Christmas Carol starring Ryan Reynolds and Will Ferrell.
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Came out was out last year for the first time as.
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A big hit. Yeah last year.
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I shied away because the musical, But then they said,
Brian Reynolds, you know I got a man crushed.
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I didn't need to know that. And HBO Max has
the foot fist way, the foot this way, the foot,
the foot this way.
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I don't like the way that the.
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Martial arts comedy that introduced Danny McBride to the world
of movie comedy before Kenny Powers and The Righteous Jumps.
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Now I think he kind of financed the movie himself.
Speaker 17 (24:13):
If I'm not mistaken.
Speaker 7 (24:14):
This is the first thing anybody ever really saw him
in and he was Danny mcgride right from the get go,
Which is the.
Speaker 15 (24:20):
Way to do it if no one's going to put
you in a movie. Yeah right, fund it yourself. All right,
that's a wrap of.
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What to watch.
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All right, there much will Let's get us a winner.
Let's play John Boy Jeopardy. Review. Yesterday's question. We found
out only average people who pay for this monthly service
only use about eight percent of what they're paying for
was cable TV.
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You know, there's only so many hours in the day.
You can't watch every dingy.
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All right, Today is John Boy Jeopardy. The American flag
that was famously planted at this location was actually knocked
over by the vehicle used by the guys who planted it.
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Oh, it was the original Jack Daniels disc.
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What you All Got one eight hundred Big Show you
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Good Morning, It's a big show on the radio, Rolling
do your Tuesday, November twenty eighth. Today's feature track from
The Big Show bit Box The Grumby Old Man Hates
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Yes Live Crows America, its.
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Jet and now the man who puts the queues in
Tuesday and the third in Thursday.
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Heeez, John Moore.
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As they had a Jeremy had a Stanton Rginia. Good morning, Jeremy, Hey.
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Good morning John Boy and everybody.
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Hey buddy, hi, Jeremy, you got the first shot at
it claim as big old liquid performance prize package. The
American flag that was famously planted at this location was
actually knocked over by the vehicle used by the guys
who planted it.
Speaker 12 (26:44):
I'm gonna say the Moon.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
Let's say, is it that famed flag on the moon?
Did they get out and set it back up? No?
Speaker 4 (26:58):
No, off the ground. There was no Gordon back at
that point.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
Is that the way to start things out, isn't it?
I thought it a little four wheeler they had that
was shooting around on the first one because they jumped
out of that. This is a space capsule. The eagle
yep went off and planted further. Man.
Speaker 5 (27:20):
I think they kind of wanted to get it on camera.
Speaker 7 (27:24):
Yeah, they didn't have backup cameras.
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Jammie wore good work. Bardy Bgold Liquor Performance Prize. Back
head up to stanping for you.
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Hey, I appreciate a first time caller. Can I give
a shout out?
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You go ahead? Body all right?
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Like to give a shout out to my girlfriend Kayla,
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There you go, Jam Bottomley Hours on Top of Your News,
Episode number eight The Worst motivational slogans. You're here today,
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We'll good Tuesday morning till you were running out of November.
Here is November twenty eighth, only thirty days and this
month we'll ended up on Thursday, December first on Friday.
How about day? Hey man, this bumber music short people
just mind me. Randy Newman, the author of the song
is eighty years old today. Wow. Why about that? Have
your birthday though, Randy Newman?
Speaker 5 (28:58):
All right? I like his I mean he's got some
good albums.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
Yeah, I like waysings.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
No no, no, Raydon ruman.
Speaker 15 (29:08):
A.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
Well, that's all over on us. Go Now let's get
to our top ten. Liz Billy from the.
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Clearance bucket at the Dollar Store, Our latest collection, Top
ten Big show List, Top ten Worst motivational poster Slogans.
Number ten Life better be a destination, because this journey sucks.
Number nine. Quitters never win, and winners never quit talking
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about how they won.
Speaker 4 (29:39):
Number eight.
Speaker 7 (29:39):
If you can keep your cool when everything's falling apart,
you already know who you're going to put the blame on.
Number seven. Not everything in life is a lesson. Sometimes
you just really screw up. Number six. The reward of
a job well done is some somebody making you redo
(30:01):
all the jobs somebody else didn't do so well.
Speaker 4 (30:06):
Number five.
Speaker 7 (30:07):
Life is ten percent what happens to you, thirty percent
how you react, and about sixty percent how much you've
got in.
Speaker 4 (30:14):
Your four oh one k.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Number four.
Speaker 7 (30:19):
Some see things as they are and say why. Some
dream things that never were and say why not. The
rest of us don't have time to think about things
because we need to get back to work.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Number three.
Speaker 7 (30:34):
When life gives you lemons, find somebody life gave vodka too,
and make some droops. Number two always give one percent
unless you're giving blood. And the worst motivational slogan, go
carpay yourself.
Speaker 8 (31:27):
Good.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
Tuesday morning, it's a big show on the radio. We're
about twenty minutes away from Mad Max right now. Turn
on the zoom, It's time.
Speaker 7 (31:40):
And now deep thoughts with Zach the weed Guy's girlfriend
Mary Jane.
Speaker 3 (31:47):
Oh, yeah, you didn't have neighbors.
Speaker 16 (31:50):
What's up, y'all? Doing good? I'm doing good, thanks, res.
I've just been sitting around the high else, you know,
thinking about stuff.
Speaker 3 (32:04):
I see what you did there, that's cool.
Speaker 16 (32:06):
Cool.
Speaker 11 (32:08):
You know.
Speaker 16 (32:08):
I drive more carefully when there's a bag of takeout
food and the seat beside me than I do and
there's like an actual person in the seat beside the line.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
Go careful around the corner.
Speaker 16 (32:23):
YouTube, Like, shouldn't put ads on the front of a
first aid video?
Speaker 7 (32:28):
You know?
Speaker 16 (32:28):
I mean, we don't have time to think about red
lobster when Uncle Frank's choking on a chicken buttle.
Speaker 12 (32:36):
I think.
Speaker 16 (32:40):
Our microwave broke, so we bought us a new one.
Speaker 15 (32:44):
It's got so many.
Speaker 16 (32:45):
Buttons on it. I mean, how many buttons does a
microwave need? I'd say about four. I mean, come on,
look me in the eye, come on, tell me you've
ever pushed the seven button on a microwave. Google street
View is like the weirdest job ever. One day you
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walk in, they hired a new guy, and his boss
said Okay, put this camera on top of your car
and like, go drive down every street in the world.
That made my head hurt.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
If you're quiet.
Speaker 16 (33:33):
And you're good looking, well people think you're mysterious. But
if you're quiet and ugly, they think, yipe, this is weirdo.
The most reassuring thing to hear somebody say on the
phone is take your time. I haven't left yet either.
(34:02):
Humans are at the top of the food chain. What's
at the bottom? I think it's Saxby's. Saxby's for sure.
And I hate when the cashier at CBS goes, would
you like to round up a dollar to fight child hunger?
And I'm like, y'all make a bajillion dollars a year
(34:23):
and I'm using a cupon to get fifty cents off
a box of band aids, Like why do you round
up a dollar? Okay, one more? And then like I
gotta go and run off my landscapers. Back when I
(34:47):
was little, I asked my dad what being a grown
up is like, and he said, you know, little princess,
that thing where you fall down on a trampoline and
all the other kids keep jumping, see I get back up.
Speaker 17 (35:01):
It's a lot like that.
Speaker 16 (35:05):
Yeah, my dad's pretty smart. Anyway. That's it for now,
y'all keep rocking. I'll keep doing my stuff.
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He must be very proud.
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Good morning, there's a big show radio.
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Hell are you Lindsey?
Speaker 18 (35:37):
Premise here when I'm on mid side of the pond,
I get my daily dose of culture and edification every
morning from these two delightful lands, John Boy and Billy
right here on.
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The big ship.
Speaker 18 (35:48):
You know, I hate to break it to you boys,
but where I come from, you're all Yankees.
Speaker 17 (35:54):
Who will? I thought it was funny.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
D morning. That's a big Shaw on the radio, rolling
to your Tuesday. Oh right there, oh yeah there, oh yeah,
promises a mad man, so he's coming.
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Up mad minutes.
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Right now we are rocking Gary Ho ho ho.
Speaker 3 (36:47):
Yeys up at Yeah. That's the theme from Charlie Fown
Christmas right there, rocking rolls down. You gotta talk to
Gary yesterday. Have you miss it? Check out the John
Bobilly Late Risers podcast. Yesterday's still up there. And actually, Randy,
when you put them up, they stay up there for
a while. Like if you missed one day last week,
I say you to stay up there forever. That's a while.
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You're right, you might be able to get around to that.
Then it's like a tattoo.
Speaker 4 (37:14):
It's hard to hear it.
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Wherever you get your.
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love his stuff. Boys at War unbelievable.
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I damn ain't.
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I only play for in minutes. First, get this call
John Boyn Billy Mad Max hear going by. Normally i'd
say how you think it's going? But today I'm launching
a new feature I call insights from the old Fart,
So I'm gonna jump right in here. I hear it
all the time. Max is such an old fart, and
(38:22):
it's true. I am an old fart. I've always been
old far. In fact, I was a fart even before
I was old. And believe it or not, it's worked
pretty good for me. Let me preach on it. Ever
see an old picture of somebody that was real good
looking when they were young and think, Wow, they got old,
(38:42):
and that's the price you pay for being young and pretty.
But sometimes people look better when they get old. When
you see a young picture of them, something looks off.
They look more like theirself now that they're old. Some
people age into their face. Perfect example, Frank Cady heard
(39:03):
you boys talk about him. That's a guy that played
Sam Drunker on Greenacres, Petticoat Junction, and Beverly Hill Buildings.
At one time, Old Frank was on TV three or
four nights a week. He's like a cross between Michael
Strahan and Ryan Seacrest, and the whole time he was
on TV, Frank looked exactly the same they did a
(39:25):
Greenacre's Renion movie twenty five years later, every one of
the actors looked twenty five years older, except old Frank.
He still looked exactly like Sam Drunker from nineteen sixty five. Now,
I A'm saying Frank was male modeled party when he
was young. But he didn't age a lickt for the
whole twenty five years He's on TV and he did
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it without boat talk. Surch Hen lefts her eye jobs.
How I think Frank aged into his face now. On
the other hand, there's some people that age into their personality.
I know because I'm one of them. I always been
a tad grumpy, and over the years I become the
guy on the outside that I always was on the inside.
(40:11):
And may I just say I love it. Yes, people
expect me to act like an old fart, which works
great for me. If I get tired of being somewhere,
I don't have to put up with it. I can say,
you know, I'm getting kind of tired. As soon as
I do, everybody in the vicinity snaps to attention, Oh,
(40:31):
Peopaul's tired. I guess we need to get on home.
You know what happens next we leave. The best part
is it works even if you ain't tired. When people
start getting on your nerves, just say I'm tired for
you know it. You'll be getting the kind of white
glove attention. You getting a five star hotel. You don't
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need to go big, cause you can go home. That's
what's happened to me. I am living a life I
was always meant to live because I have finally aged
into my face and my personality. It ain't easy, but
if you can pull it off, I highly recommend. And
that's it for this edition of Insight from the whole
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part till next time. This is Mad Max saying, sit down,
shut up, and quit running in my life. John Boon
Belly this y all have a nice day. Let's play
the current events quiz Bentley, what are we dealing with?
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