October 29, 2024 • 39 mins
Tuesday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Carl Childers gets in early to tell the story of “The Great Pumpkin”.. - Marci has a new list of “What to Watch”.. - Marvin Webster is not a fan of costume day in the workplace.. - Count Dracula launches an ad campaign to sway your vote from Frankenstein.. - We’ve got the fourth finalist for that custom “Big Show Motorcycle” from Law Tigers.. - Terry Hanson has his Sports Briefs - this week he tells about his time at the PGA.. - Mr. Rhubarb explains how beer helped shape American Politics.. - and we’ll finish up with a call to our agent Murray…
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contestant out of Talisy, Alabama. Unless Jackie was trying to
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spell Tallahassee he let's find out it's Mark. Good morning, Mark,
Good morning, Hey.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Buddy Mark, Mark, Where are you?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Where you live? Buddy? Alabama? Now then I'm sorry? I
down with you there, baby letter step back all right, well, Mark,
we're gonna ask Tata some questions. You agree or disagree,
get two bells before two buzzers, and you will win.
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And maybe I'll point out Marcy does not have the
answers to these questions. I know it was yesterday's contestant,
but John Boy does and that's why he thinks y'all
have been stupid If you agree with that. Wow, okay,
well let's see, so Tatter you do the best of
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your ability, and then we'll put it on Mark.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
All right, all right.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
According to the book The Joy of Sex, what should
you avoid doing during love making?
Speaker 5 (05:37):
I know comparisons don't go over very loud, so I'm
gonna go with laughing.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Laughing avoid laughing during love making? According to the book
The Joy of Sex, Mart, So do you agree disagree?
Speaker 2 (06:01):
I think I would disagree on that.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
One way to go body, Yeah. Yeah. You're supposed to
avoid things you don't like, so don't clean the kitchen
while it's going on.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Avoid don't like I mean, you.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Know you don't like. This didn't help because I'm reading
answer and I still don't get it.
Speaker 6 (06:29):
All right, but good work.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Stop explaining that.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
He Hi, Mark, you got you one baillo, no hard
here we go. All right, Tyler, you were over forty
and you're getting married, do statistics say you're gonna be
a bride or a groom?
Speaker 5 (06:48):
That kind of sounds like a punchline to an old
prison joke. Yeah, over forty you're going to be a groom.
Over forty you're going to be a groom. Mark Agreer disagrees.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
That's I would have thought Tater would be a bride,
not a groom.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
But right now the question is if you're over forty
and you're getting married, statistically, yeah, Marcy, you're a bugger.
So why do you say, Mark disagree with the groom
(07:30):
disagree knows he was right. Yes, statistically you will be
a groom. Twice as many men marry after forty as women.
I mean, they don't get turn movement and get married.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Yeah, and they marry younger women.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
You see what this gender self is done to us.
Not that there's anything wrong with that. So there's a
buzzer there. All right, marsh we gonna win it or
lose it right here? All right, Marcy can intense pleasure?
Speaker 7 (08:02):
Were you what was going on when this was bes
Randy's books?
Speaker 5 (08:06):
I don't know what there all right, intense pleasure.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
There can intense pleasure bring on a heart attack in
a person. I don't know.
Speaker 8 (08:16):
How would I know?
Speaker 5 (08:21):
All Right, I'm gonna I'm gonna look back to the
over forty question.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
I'm gonna say yes.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Yes, Mark, intense pleasure can bring on a heart attack
and a person. All right, buddy, agree.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
I disagree.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Now we've covered enough heart attacks during Whoopee that you
should know that. Mark.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
You had to read between the lines.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
Is you know if you're not a very healthy person,
they already have some underlying conditions.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Otherwise the earth would.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Not be populated. Well, the good news for you, Mark,
we will make you happy before we let you go
this morning, I'm putting you on hold for Jackie. All right.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
We hope you've worked today.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
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gonna go to PGA to would answer this morning tourty.
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Short pol Who's who?
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Dude? Asked?
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Who might be on crush the show presents? All right, Terence,
how are you, my buddy? Wonderful guys, Buddy good All right,
let's get into it about your time at the PGA tour.
We followed Hansome's career. I loved this part, buddy.
Speaker 13 (17:28):
Nineteen eighty four, I left Turner and I went to
the PGA tour. I didn't play golf, but I went
there and they gave me three things they wanted me
to do. They want me to start a production company
kind of like NFL Films, managed the PR department, and
then do all the relationships with the television networks. Now,
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the big thing for me was the cultural change. I
mean at Turner it was the wild West, Okay, and
down there it was a lot different. I mean, private
aircraft and all that kind of stuff. You remember had
an accident, but I can talk about that now. But
the smartest people I believe I've ever worked with, really,
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Dean Beemon was a commissioner, Tim Smith the assistant, and
then Tim finchm was there who became the commissioner. So
you know, the thing is I had, I ran the
production company, had to hire a whole staff. I brought
him down from New York. Mostly I had to get
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shows on the air, they did the inside the PGA tour.
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commercials and I knew from NFL Films that was a
costly thing to do. So we started making some money,
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and then I had to manage the pr department. We
had guys people in the office and ladies and then
in the field. They would go out there and take
care of those. But the cash cow was the television networks.
I mean they paid They paid all the money to
the tour, and I was in charge, like getting the
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sponsors TV sponsors. They'd hand them off to me and
I'd take them to the network. Okay, it cost them
three point one million dollars back in eighty four to
get on there. Okay, unbelievable. And then the contracts, the negotiations.
We had a lot of attorneys around this. They were huge.
(19:33):
Imagine sitting down and negotiating contracts of that size. It's unbelievable.
And the big perk for Patty and I was were
always guests of the networks.
Speaker 6 (19:44):
To go places.
Speaker 13 (19:46):
We went to Wimbledon, went to the US Open, Tennis,
super Bowl, Kentucky Derby, and the Olympics. So the whole
thing was it was a great job for me to do.
People want to know why I left Turner. A great
place to live of pin of Beater, Florida in sawgrass,
terrific stuff. And you know, I could have probably lived
(20:06):
in pile of beater forever with the staw grass and
the beachs and all that stuff, and my commute was
like a minute and a half. It could have worked,
But it was time for me to move on, and
I went to Charlotte, where I met you guys worth
it right.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Yes, you got that right, buddy, when you came to
Shot to take over run Raycom Sports. Nice buddy, good stuff, Terren.
At one time, I remember you tell me just right
quick about the PGA tourings. There was something about a
logo on the golfer's hats, and you said, you're just
thinking the simplest things first, Well, just get a close
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over the camera underneath the bill of the hat and
show his face. So without showing the logo on the hat.
Is that right, buddy?
Speaker 6 (20:50):
That's exactly right.
Speaker 13 (20:51):
Well, the deal was this, if they would get on
the air and there was a a company on the
hat that was not a sponsor or had a competing
sponsor the TV network, right frank Terkennyon called the Nostril camp.
He would kneel down and shoot up to the guy's
face but never see his hat.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
And well a little TV trick. Right, Yeah, that's so cool. Alright, Tars, Well,
how about next week our thirty ninth broadcast from your
home in Saint Louis tomorrow, I mean next week.
Speaker 13 (21:26):
Believe that I'm gonna talk about our buddy who's been
in your studio at our studio, John Feinstein.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Okay, all right, good stuff, buddy. Alright, Terres, have a
great rest of your week. We love you, buddy. Talk
to you next week. Well, if you mean it all right,
my boy, Well, let's play us some wordy word one
eight hundred, make the show you told free line. We'll
get a couple of contestants team up and play next
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Speaker 6 (22:35):
I went to everybody's head about the bet to be
the worthy.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Word and a worthy word.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Let's meet our contestants. We got Donald from Walterborough, Walter Brough.
I don't know where down to South Carolina. Hey, Donald, Hey,
ain't got boy? Hello, Boddy?
Speaker 6 (22:54):
Where are where are you?
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Donald? Were down in the low country to beat I
hear you, all right, I got you. They call us
the front Port Charleston, South Carolina. I didn't tell by
your accent. I love low country accents and I love
your boiled all right, boy, it's going to be me
(23:16):
and Donald on the team. Then then we got Carson
out of Columbus, Georgia, Tim Wilson's hometown. Good morning, Carson,
Good morning, Donna. Boy, how you do that?
Speaker 4 (23:27):
Man?
Speaker 1 (23:27):
We're all good? And you get Tater on your side,
who was somewhat on a roll here in worthy word lately,
and I'm getting about half hot, so that's good. Right, Well, let's.
Speaker 12 (23:43):
Two.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
We got to a big old bird tea County peanuts
assortment of those small batch hand cooked peanuts, Southern tradition
over one hundred years. Okay, so Carson, you were like
me and dog. We'll go for the first thirty seconds,
all right, Donald?
Speaker 6 (24:03):
You ready, boy?
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Yes, sir, yes, sir?
Speaker 2 (24:05):
All right.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Let's see what we can do. Is starting the clock now,
you have to when you went to school, you take
your books home and have to watch for the big test. Yeah,
uh huh? Will the blank be unbroken? Not a square
but a no no, no, a round thing, not a square,
but they what a racetrack is it?
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:32):
All right, you sweep with one of these and a
witch rides one. Yeah uh huh. Out in the backyard.
You got a blank set for the kids? Please had
a boy? Did a better? Should have done better for that.
I'm letting it go four on the board. Good work, buddy.
Let's see what Carson and Tator can do with their
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round one. Carson, are you ready all right and go
on your leg?
Speaker 5 (25:01):
You have a blank cap in the middle of your leg.
Yes you might when the power goes out, you need
one of these. But you sometimes don't have batteries. No,
you sometimes don't have batteries. Oh, yes, sir, This is
where you went in as a kid at recess.
Speaker 6 (25:17):
You went in.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Yes. Uh.
Speaker 5 (25:20):
You eat food and it goes down into.
Speaker 6 (25:21):
Your what dumb it? This is a hard eight.
Speaker 5 (25:26):
This is hard when kids grow into these middle school.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
There is the buzzard, there's the butzer cars. Guessing you
put a four on the board. It is tied up. John,
all right, Donald, let us say what we can do
for round two. Ready, we're picking up, picking up on
that last one and go. When you're thirteen years old,
(25:53):
you become a move on all right, okay, you must
do this. I blank in the lord, I what I'm uh?
Speaker 3 (26:05):
I believe, Yes, that's it.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
I don't don't shoot me the middle. Yeah, okay, you
have these on your cheeks. They're cute.
Speaker 6 (26:15):
Little yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Uh huh? All right? Another name for a dead body?
Oh that's a what? Wow? I'm sorry? Put a three
on that four.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Now.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
For some reason, Jackie took teenager way because I said, thirteen,
Is that true?
Speaker 2 (26:38):
That is that the way doing it?
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Don't? I got time to protest right now. So I'm
seven on the board. Carson and Tater. Three will win it.
The three will win it?
Speaker 5 (26:53):
Ready, go, Yes, a dead person, they'll say it's he's
he's what he's like riga mortis, he's ever Yeah, he's
got rigamortis, he's what?
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (27:03):
Blank is a board?
Speaker 4 (27:04):
Blank?
Speaker 6 (27:04):
Is a board?
Speaker 5 (27:05):
You get up and you're like, oh my yes, all right,
twenty twenty four is the what? Yes, yes, you bite
hang this on your door at Christmas A what, Yes,
this is it?
Speaker 8 (27:23):
You got it.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Right, Donald, dog gone and we got cheated out too well.
Georgiacke gives you another shot at something here, Buddy, I
looked at Randy.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
You didn't see us.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
I looked at Randy.
Speaker 4 (27:42):
I didn't have to say anything, and Randy just shook
his head yeah, because he knew my look was.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
He's pissed out and took that part.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Donald. You have a great rest of your day, buddy.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
I appreciate your job. Boy.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
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for their link at the Big Show dot com. Carson,
you hang on jacket, Hook you up, buddy, do a
shut up. You go ahead.
Speaker 13 (28:28):
The first person I want to say that is my
uncle because he put me on the John Boy Billy
riding to work with him. And I want to start
my dad and my dog and uh my lovely girlfriend.
Speaker 7 (28:37):
My boys seal from workangs, gods, you sound like you
got going on there, but have you listen?
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Hang on, alright, whatever, Just who're not arguing. We're just
discussing worthy words. It is now we're gonna shark counting
syllables against us. I'm gonna gonna have to remember that rule.
Speaker 6 (28:58):
It was a syllable.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
It was the word thirteen. When you turn thirteen, you
become a Yeah. I can see that now, Okay, I
can see that. Oh it doesn't matter, yeah, yeah, to lose.
Speaker 13 (29:12):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
All right. Well, let's go to bid requests. Oh, Shane
Matthews out of Dallas, you are the winner right now
because we are answering your bit request. All right, so
Shane says, do y'all remember Rhubarb talking about beer drinking
shaping politics.
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You've got that tape, you know it's abounded. Yeah, good work,
all right, Shane, girls on it. You got it dump
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Up yet right now?
Speaker 5 (29:42):
Thirteen.
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Shane Matthews out Dallas, North Carolina, got your request right here, boy.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
You're welcome me to beat.
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Hello Americans, Welcome to the History Minute. I'm your host,
mister Rubarb. Today's topic inventions. There have been many inventions
that change the history of mankind. Today we're gonna talk
about the number one most important invention of all time.
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It's called beer.
Speaker 12 (30:56):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
Really, really, I wouldn't take up all this time nonsense.
Speaker 4 (31:02):
No one knows who brewed the first beer, but it
happened thousands of years ago.
Speaker 3 (31:09):
It was a pretty big hit right away.
Speaker 4 (31:11):
In fact, throughout history, beer is the reason that almost
everything else in the world got invented. For example, in
the early days of beer, there were no cans or
bottles to put it in. Humans realized that to have
a steady supply of beer they needed to stay.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
Fairly close to a brewery.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
Brewery.
Speaker 4 (31:34):
This was the beginning of something called the city. Like
modern man, early man needed to have something to eat
with his beer to make it easier to get back
to the beer. After hunting food all day, man invented
something called the wheel. But some men weren't as good
at hunting as the rest. They learned to live off
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the regular men by offering to do their sewing, fetching,
and hairstef Soon these men evolved into a strange new
half man half woman called the liberal.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
Nice to hear from the peanut section of horace.
Speaker 4 (32:13):
Liberals weren't nearly as clever as real men, but they
too came up with many important ideas, like the domestication
of cats, group therapy, group hugs, and the first government.
Liberals invented government so they could be in charge of
dividing up all the food and beer that the real
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men went out and produced, are as liberals call it.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
Spreading the wealth around.
Speaker 4 (32:43):
Today, real men have jobs like lumberjacks, construction workers, policemen, firemen, soldiers,
pretty much anyone who actually works for a living. Their
political symbol is the elephant, because it's the biggest and
most powerful land animal in the world. Meanwhile, liberals work
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as newspaper reporters, Hollywood movie makers, personal injury attorneys, and
basically anyone who makes a living sponging off what real
men do for a living. Their political symbol is the
jackass because that's who most of them vote for them.
(33:23):
But despite their differences, even today, real men and liberals
still enjoy beer. Real men drink mostly Budweiser and cores.
Liberals get their beer the same place they get most
of their bad ideas from Europe. And that's our salute
to beer, the invention that invented the rest of the world.
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This has been mister Rhubarb's history minute. This is mister
Rhubarb and I am history.
Speaker 8 (33:53):
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Keeping women down in low paying menial Johnson's nineteen eighty four.
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This year?
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Is Sean boyn Billy here?
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Hey?
Speaker 4 (34:48):
It sounds like Murray still hadn't come up with that
raz he promised you.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
You're amazing. Are you like that woman on the New
Start Truck shows? You know, the one that can do
exactly what a person's feeling just by being around them.
Speaker 6 (34:59):
No, just always sound really ticked off. And I know
how cheap Murray is.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
And I don't think you can get me on your
side just by green. I know how you men operate.
I lost the Clarence Thomas hearings. I know all about
that good old boy network.
Speaker 6 (35:12):
That's the good old boy network. Yeah, yeah, listen, we
need to talk to Murray real bad here.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
And you just expect me to automatically get up and
get her on the phone for you. Huh.
Speaker 6 (35:22):
Oh geez. I don't want to sound pushy, but you
are the receptionist.
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Oh sure, saw that.
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Up in.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
You remember this curly Hoday, Me and my the sisters
are gonna rise and take a racial place in this society,
forking it. We won't be to night forever. Me we want?
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Oh? My goodness?
Speaker 6 (35:49):
A struggle going all over there?
Speaker 2 (35:51):
Hello, Kimba, Murray love you? Hey?
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What's with zail Man?
Speaker 6 (35:57):
She seems a little testier than usual if that's by Oh.
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Don't mind how she's suffering from that common complaint of
women in the nineties.
Speaker 6 (36:04):
You mean PMS no BMW, Well, what's BMW?
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It's a car and she can't afford one on what
he gets paid her out here.
Speaker 10 (36:12):
Gemer, maybe you should think about giving her that race
she's been waiting for since nineteen eighty eighty.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
That's pretty good. Give her the race. And they say
you're not as funny as you used to be.
Speaker 6 (36:27):
Hey, who says we're not as funny as we used
to be?
Speaker 2 (36:31):
Oh? Well, nobody says that. Hey, by the way, thanks
for stopping at the Halloween carnival at my nephew's school
the other day.
Speaker 6 (36:39):
Hey, my pleasure. You know your nephew is really cute
dressed up to look like me. But I thought you
said he was going to be a dinosaur.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
No, No, what I said was he was going to
dress up as a big, slow beast that eats tons
of food every day and has a brain the size
of a walnut. Oh, easy mistake. But he did enjoy
you coming by, though.
Speaker 6 (36:56):
Well did the other kids get a kick out of
my parents?
Speaker 2 (36:58):
I think a jolt is what do you mean? Let
me tell you, baby, they were pretty shaken up when
you left. I think you may have overdone it, you know,
I mean, I mean these are pretty young kids. They're
easily frightened in fact, I hear some of them actually
had nightmares.
Speaker 6 (37:10):
But murray, I didn't dress up in a scary costume.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
No, but you did eat lunch with them.
Speaker 4 (37:17):
I guess next you're gonna tell me some of the
kids may be scarred emotionally.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
Emotionally, the way you were slinging that knife and walk around,
some of them were almost gone physically.
Speaker 6 (37:26):
Well, I had a good time anyway.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
You know, I don't know why people are always talking
about school lunches not being very feeling. I mean, I
was stuffed when I left.
Speaker 6 (37:33):
Man.
Speaker 10 (37:33):
I heard somebody say that I'd only eaten as much
as the average fourth grader.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
No, no, no, babe, you heard that wrong. What they
actually said was you ate as much as the average
fourth grade?
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Oh yourself.
Speaker 6 (37:45):
Hey, can we get back to our real business, hey, babe?
Speaker 2 (37:48):
Making Jimbo eats like a hippo jokes pretty much is
my business?
Speaker 1 (37:53):
You have in mind the business of booking John Boy
and Billy for public appearances.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
Oh that, yeah, boy? And they said you'd be too
stupid to notice for him, he's a couple of more months.
Speaker 6 (38:02):
Well, I think you. Hey, who says I'd be too
stupid to notice?
Speaker 2 (38:06):
Huh? Oh? Nobody says that though, Why wybody say that?
Speaker 6 (38:10):
Jem Murray? Somehow, I don't think you're doing all you
can to get us out there in front of the public.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
Man, Hey, I'm trying. It's I almost had you booked
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Well what happened?
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They were afraid of another stampede.
Speaker 6 (38:22):
Oh you mean our fans rushing to get close to us.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
No, you rushing to get close to the salt and
type of cactus on day picking him on the other line, Yeah,
tell Jimmy Swagger. I'll call him right back.
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Ooh, Jimmy Swagger, are you advising him about how to
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No, my nephew, school's having a paper driver here. He
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spell Tallahassee he let's find out it's Mark. Good morning, Mark,
Good morning, Hey.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Buddy Mark, Mark, Where are you?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Where you live? Buddy? Alabama? Now then I'm sorry? I
down with you there, baby letter step back all right, well, Mark,
we're gonna ask Tata some questions. You agree or disagree,
get two bells before two buzzers, and you will win.
(04:58):
And maybe I'll point out Marcy does not have the
answers to these questions. I know it was yesterday's contestant,
but John Boy does and that's why he thinks y'all
have been stupid If you agree with that. Wow, okay,
well let's see, so Tatter you do the best of
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your ability, and then we'll put it on Mark.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
All right, all right.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
According to the book The Joy of Sex, what should
you avoid doing during love making?
Speaker 5 (05:37):
I know comparisons don't go over very loud, so I'm
gonna go with laughing.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Laughing avoid laughing during love making? According to the book
The Joy of Sex, Mart, So do you agree disagree?
Speaker 2 (06:01):
I think I would disagree on that.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
One way to go body, Yeah. Yeah. You're supposed to
avoid things you don't like, so don't clean the kitchen
while it's going on.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Avoid don't like I mean, you.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Know you don't like. This didn't help because I'm reading
answer and I still don't get it.
Speaker 6 (06:29):
All right, but good work.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Stop explaining that.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
He Hi, Mark, you got you one baillo, no hard
here we go. All right, Tyler, you were over forty
and you're getting married, do statistics say you're gonna be
a bride or a groom?
Speaker 5 (06:48):
That kind of sounds like a punchline to an old
prison joke. Yeah, over forty you're going to be a groom.
Over forty you're going to be a groom. Mark Agreer disagrees.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
That's I would have thought Tater would be a bride,
not a groom.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
But right now the question is if you're over forty
and you're getting married, statistically, yeah, Marcy, you're a bugger.
So why do you say, Mark disagree with the groom
(07:30):
disagree knows he was right. Yes, statistically you will be
a groom. Twice as many men marry after forty as women.
I mean, they don't get turn movement and get married.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Yeah, and they marry younger women.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
You see what this gender self is done to us.
Not that there's anything wrong with that. So there's a
buzzer there. All right, marsh we gonna win it or
lose it right here? All right, Marcy can intense pleasure?
Speaker 7 (08:02):
Were you what was going on when this was bes
Randy's books?
Speaker 5 (08:06):
I don't know what there all right, intense pleasure.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
There can intense pleasure bring on a heart attack in
a person. I don't know.
Speaker 8 (08:16):
How would I know?
Speaker 5 (08:21):
All Right, I'm gonna I'm gonna look back to the
over forty question.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
I'm gonna say yes.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Yes, Mark, intense pleasure can bring on a heart attack
and a person. All right, buddy, agree.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
I disagree.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Now we've covered enough heart attacks during Whoopee that you
should know that. Mark.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
You had to read between the lines.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
Is you know if you're not a very healthy person,
they already have some underlying conditions.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Otherwise the earth would.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Not be populated. Well, the good news for you, Mark,
we will make you happy before we let you go
this morning, I'm putting you on hold for Jackie. All right.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
We hope you've worked today.
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Right, all right, Martin Tylise, Alabama? This close shit, Why
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Hello friends, your old pal Bert Bird here with another
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Today's episode a proper burial.
Speaker 10 (13:38):
As our story opens, an elderly Jewish woman is meeting
with her rabbi.
Speaker 11 (13:42):
I really appreciate you taking the time to meet with me, Rabbi.
Speaker 10 (13:46):
Oh, it's no problem. Doctor Phil doesn't start for another
fifteen minutes, so you seem tombled.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
That's the buzz.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Tell me what's happening?
Speaker 11 (13:54):
Well, you know I keep Messinger pugeons right. Well, my
beloved Schmooley passed away yesterday. You remember Schmooley.
Speaker 10 (14:02):
Let's see, yeah, Pigeon about your big kind of Walleye,
the one you used to send donations to the temple.
Speaker 11 (14:07):
That's him. Well, that Walleye did him in.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Oh no, what happened?
Speaker 11 (14:12):
He flew into a wall.
Speaker 10 (14:13):
H So that's why they call it that. Well, what
can I do for you? You want me to say
a special prayer foreb or something.
Speaker 11 (14:20):
I was wondering if I might be able to, you know,
bury him in our cemetery.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
What, of course you can't. That's forbidden in the Torah. Besides,
they're so daty.
Speaker 6 (14:30):
They poop on the statue of Moses.
Speaker 11 (14:32):
You know, couldn't you make an exception? I mean, I'd
really like to bury him on sacred soil.
Speaker 10 (14:38):
Look, darling, I'd love to help you, but my hands
are tied. I'll let you bury your pigeon here pretty soon.
Now I'm digging holes for who knows what. I'm really
sorry for your loss, but I gotta say no.
Speaker 11 (14:48):
Okay, I understand. I'll just ask the Methodists if I
could use their cemetery for five hundred dollars.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
That's five hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Why didn't you say it was a Jewish pigeon? Boy V?
Speaker 11 (14:59):
I mean, sound of uh?
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And how we hope you enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse. Well,
I can knock a hundred bucks off if you just
let the Temple candy tune in next time when we'll
hear the poop covered statue of Moses say.
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Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
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gonna go to PGA to would answer this morning tourty.
Here's all you want to see?
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Short pol Who's who?
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Dude? Asked?
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Who might be on crush the show presents? All right, Terence,
how are you, my buddy? Wonderful guys, Buddy good All right,
let's get into it about your time at the PGA tour.
We followed Hansome's career. I loved this part, buddy.
Speaker 13 (17:28):
Nineteen eighty four, I left Turner and I went to
the PGA tour. I didn't play golf, but I went
there and they gave me three things they wanted me
to do. They want me to start a production company
kind of like NFL Films, managed the PR department, and
then do all the relationships with the television networks. Now,
(17:50):
the big thing for me was the cultural change. I
mean at Turner it was the wild West, Okay, and
down there it was a lot different. I mean, private
aircraft and all that kind of stuff. You remember had
an accident, but I can talk about that now. But
the smartest people I believe I've ever worked with, really,
(18:11):
Dean Beemon was a commissioner, Tim Smith the assistant, and
then Tim finchm was there who became the commissioner. So
you know, the thing is I had, I ran the
production company, had to hire a whole staff. I brought
him down from New York. Mostly I had to get
her separate building. They did great things that they did
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shows on the air, they did the inside the PGA tour.
They started a library where you make money from Before
I got there, people would be using golf clips on
commercials and I knew from NFL Films that was a
costly thing to do. So we started making some money,
(18:52):
and then I had to manage the pr department. We
had guys people in the office and ladies and then
in the field. They would go out there and take
care of those. But the cash cow was the television networks.
I mean they paid They paid all the money to
the tour, and I was in charge, like getting the
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sponsors TV sponsors. They'd hand them off to me and
I'd take them to the network. Okay, it cost them
three point one million dollars back in eighty four to
get on there. Okay, unbelievable. And then the contracts, the negotiations.
We had a lot of attorneys around this. They were huge.
(19:33):
Imagine sitting down and negotiating contracts of that size. It's unbelievable.
And the big perk for Patty and I was were
always guests of the networks.
Speaker 6 (19:44):
To go places.
Speaker 13 (19:46):
We went to Wimbledon, went to the US Open, Tennis,
super Bowl, Kentucky Derby, and the Olympics. So the whole
thing was it was a great job for me to do.
People want to know why I left Turner. A great
place to live of pin of Beater, Florida in sawgrass,
terrific stuff. And you know, I could have probably lived
(20:06):
in pile of beater forever with the staw grass and
the beachs and all that stuff, and my commute was
like a minute and a half. It could have worked,
But it was time for me to move on, and
I went to Charlotte, where I met you guys worth
it right.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Yes, you got that right, buddy, when you came to
Shot to take over run Raycom Sports. Nice buddy, good stuff, Terren.
At one time, I remember you tell me just right
quick about the PGA tourings. There was something about a
logo on the golfer's hats, and you said, you're just
thinking the simplest things first, Well, just get a close
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over the camera underneath the bill of the hat and
show his face. So without showing the logo on the hat.
Is that right, buddy?
Speaker 6 (20:50):
That's exactly right.
Speaker 13 (20:51):
Well, the deal was this, if they would get on
the air and there was a a company on the
hat that was not a sponsor or had a competing
sponsor the TV network, right frank Terkennyon called the Nostril camp.
He would kneel down and shoot up to the guy's
face but never see his hat.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
And well a little TV trick. Right, Yeah, that's so cool. Alright, Tars, Well,
how about next week our thirty ninth broadcast from your
home in Saint Louis tomorrow, I mean next week.
Speaker 13 (21:26):
Believe that I'm gonna talk about our buddy who's been
in your studio at our studio, John Feinstein.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Okay, all right, good stuff, buddy. Alright, Terres, have a
great rest of your week. We love you, buddy. Talk
to you next week. Well, if you mean it all right,
my boy, Well, let's play us some wordy word one
eight hundred, make the show you told free line. We'll
get a couple of contestants team up and play next
(22:14):
Good Tuesday morning. It's a Big Show on the radio
running through your October to twenty ninth with the feature
track with the Big Show bit Box, our Agent Murray
Sherman's Halloween Carnival, keyword Carnival the bit box at the
Big Show dot com click out on their contest. Wasn't
the game you'd like to play with us? You can't
get through, We'll call you, Lisa.
Speaker 6 (22:35):
I went to everybody's head about the bet to be
the worthy.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Word and a worthy word.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Let's meet our contestants. We got Donald from Walterborough, Walter Brough.
I don't know where down to South Carolina. Hey, Donald, Hey,
ain't got boy? Hello, Boddy?
Speaker 6 (22:54):
Where are where are you?
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Donald? Were down in the low country to beat I
hear you, all right, I got you. They call us
the front Port Charleston, South Carolina. I didn't tell by
your accent. I love low country accents and I love
your boiled all right, boy, it's going to be me
(23:16):
and Donald on the team. Then then we got Carson
out of Columbus, Georgia, Tim Wilson's hometown. Good morning, Carson,
Good morning, Donna. Boy, how you do that?
Speaker 4 (23:27):
Man?
Speaker 1 (23:27):
We're all good? And you get Tater on your side,
who was somewhat on a roll here in worthy word lately,
and I'm getting about half hot, so that's good. Right, Well, let's.
Speaker 12 (23:43):
Two.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
We got to a big old bird tea County peanuts
assortment of those small batch hand cooked peanuts, Southern tradition
over one hundred years. Okay, so Carson, you were like
me and dog. We'll go for the first thirty seconds,
all right, Donald?
Speaker 6 (24:03):
You ready, boy?
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Yes, sir, yes, sir?
Speaker 2 (24:05):
All right.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Let's see what we can do. Is starting the clock now,
you have to when you went to school, you take
your books home and have to watch for the big test. Yeah,
uh huh? Will the blank be unbroken? Not a square
but a no no, no, a round thing, not a square,
but they what a racetrack is it?
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:32):
All right, you sweep with one of these and a
witch rides one. Yeah uh huh. Out in the backyard.
You got a blank set for the kids? Please had
a boy? Did a better? Should have done better for that.
I'm letting it go four on the board. Good work, buddy.
Let's see what Carson and Tator can do with their
(24:54):
round one. Carson, are you ready all right and go
on your leg?
Speaker 5 (25:01):
You have a blank cap in the middle of your leg.
Yes you might when the power goes out, you need
one of these. But you sometimes don't have batteries. No,
you sometimes don't have batteries. Oh, yes, sir, This is
where you went in as a kid at recess.
Speaker 6 (25:17):
You went in.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Yes. Uh.
Speaker 5 (25:20):
You eat food and it goes down into.
Speaker 6 (25:21):
Your what dumb it? This is a hard eight.
Speaker 5 (25:26):
This is hard when kids grow into these middle school.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
There is the buzzard, there's the butzer cars. Guessing you
put a four on the board. It is tied up. John,
all right, Donald, let us say what we can do
for round two. Ready, we're picking up, picking up on
that last one and go. When you're thirteen years old,
(25:53):
you become a move on all right, okay, you must
do this. I blank in the lord, I what I'm uh?
Speaker 3 (26:05):
I believe, Yes, that's it.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
I don't don't shoot me the middle. Yeah, okay, you
have these on your cheeks. They're cute.
Speaker 6 (26:15):
Little yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Uh huh? All right? Another name for a dead body?
Oh that's a what? Wow? I'm sorry? Put a three
on that four.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Now.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
For some reason, Jackie took teenager way because I said, thirteen,
Is that true?
Speaker 2 (26:38):
That is that the way doing it?
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Don't? I got time to protest right now. So I'm
seven on the board. Carson and Tater. Three will win it.
The three will win it?
Speaker 5 (26:53):
Ready, go, Yes, a dead person, they'll say it's he's
he's what he's like riga mortis, he's ever Yeah, he's
got rigamortis, he's what?
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (27:03):
Blank is a board?
Speaker 4 (27:04):
Blank?
Speaker 6 (27:04):
Is a board?
Speaker 5 (27:05):
You get up and you're like, oh my yes, all right,
twenty twenty four is the what? Yes, yes, you bite
hang this on your door at Christmas A what, Yes,
this is it?
Speaker 8 (27:23):
You got it.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Right, Donald, dog gone and we got cheated out too well.
Georgiacke gives you another shot at something here, Buddy, I
looked at Randy.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
You didn't see us.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
I looked at Randy.
Speaker 4 (27:42):
I didn't have to say anything, and Randy just shook
his head yeah, because he knew my look was.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
He's pissed out and took that part.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Donald. You have a great rest of your day, buddy.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
I appreciate your job. Boy.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
All right, my man, the cars down Columbus. You get
the bird t County Peanuts prize pack you enjoy and
let me tell everybody else you got to make bird
Tea County Peanuts part of your Christmas tradition. If you
enter code JBB at checkout, you get twenty five percent
off plus free shipping when you shop online. Just look
(28:18):
for their link at the Big Show dot com. Carson,
you hang on jacket, Hook you up, buddy, do a
shut up. You go ahead.
Speaker 13 (28:28):
The first person I want to say that is my
uncle because he put me on the John Boy Billy
riding to work with him. And I want to start
my dad and my dog and uh my lovely girlfriend.
Speaker 7 (28:37):
My boys seal from workangs, gods, you sound like you
got going on there, but have you listen?
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Hang on, alright, whatever, Just who're not arguing. We're just
discussing worthy words. It is now we're gonna shark counting
syllables against us. I'm gonna gonna have to remember that rule.
Speaker 6 (28:58):
It was a syllable.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
It was the word thirteen. When you turn thirteen, you
become a Yeah. I can see that now, Okay, I
can see that. Oh it doesn't matter, yeah, yeah, to lose.
Speaker 13 (29:12):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
All right. Well, let's go to bid requests. Oh, Shane
Matthews out of Dallas, you are the winner right now
because we are answering your bit request. All right, so
Shane says, do y'all remember Rhubarb talking about beer drinking
shaping politics.
Speaker 7 (29:30):
You've got that tape, you know it's abounded. Yeah, good work,
all right, Shane, girls on it. You got it dump
all right? Coming okay, be quiet now coming.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
Up yet right now?
Speaker 5 (29:42):
Thirteen.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Good morning. Anna's make Shaw on the radio. Something you'd
like to hear Monday through Friday around this time. Hit
us up in the mail bag of the Big Show
dot Com to John one toll on Facebook page. Taylor
keeps beating me on. Worry word, I'm not to give
out her phone number. I'm just going to do it here.
Shane Matthews out Dallas, North Carolina, got your request right here, boy.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
You're welcome me to beat.
Speaker 4 (30:34):
Hello Americans, Welcome to the History Minute. I'm your host,
mister Rubarb. Today's topic inventions. There have been many inventions
that change the history of mankind. Today we're gonna talk
about the number one most important invention of all time.
(30:54):
It's called beer.
Speaker 12 (30:56):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
Really, really, I wouldn't take up all this time nonsense.
Speaker 4 (31:02):
No one knows who brewed the first beer, but it
happened thousands of years ago.
Speaker 3 (31:09):
It was a pretty big hit right away.
Speaker 4 (31:11):
In fact, throughout history, beer is the reason that almost
everything else in the world got invented. For example, in
the early days of beer, there were no cans or
bottles to put it in. Humans realized that to have
a steady supply of beer they needed to stay.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
Fairly close to a brewery.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
Brewery.
Speaker 4 (31:34):
This was the beginning of something called the city. Like
modern man, early man needed to have something to eat
with his beer to make it easier to get back
to the beer. After hunting food all day, man invented
something called the wheel. But some men weren't as good
at hunting as the rest. They learned to live off
(31:55):
the regular men by offering to do their sewing, fetching,
and hairstef Soon these men evolved into a strange new
half man half woman called the liberal.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
Nice to hear from the peanut section of horace.
Speaker 4 (32:13):
Liberals weren't nearly as clever as real men, but they
too came up with many important ideas, like the domestication
of cats, group therapy, group hugs, and the first government.
Liberals invented government so they could be in charge of
dividing up all the food and beer that the real
(32:35):
men went out and produced, are as liberals call it.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
Spreading the wealth around.
Speaker 4 (32:43):
Today, real men have jobs like lumberjacks, construction workers, policemen, firemen, soldiers,
pretty much anyone who actually works for a living. Their
political symbol is the elephant, because it's the biggest and
most powerful land animal in the world. Meanwhile, liberals work
(33:03):
as newspaper reporters, Hollywood movie makers, personal injury attorneys, and
basically anyone who makes a living sponging off what real
men do for a living. Their political symbol is the
jackass because that's who most of them vote for them.
(33:23):
But despite their differences, even today, real men and liberals
still enjoy beer. Real men drink mostly Budweiser and cores.
Liberals get their beer the same place they get most
of their bad ideas from Europe. And that's our salute
to beer, the invention that invented the rest of the world.
(33:45):
This has been mister Rhubarb's history minute. This is mister
Rhubarb and I am history.
Speaker 8 (33:53):
Get it.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio. Had
to have this for your john going by the Halloween
album just hit the big box at the Big Show
dot com. There's for a keyword Carnival. Thank you to
this goal to our agent, Hello.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
Red high Town and Incorporated.
Speaker 6 (34:40):
Keeping women down in low paying menial Johnson's nineteen eighty four.
Hey is this mister Bestow?
Speaker 2 (34:46):
This year?
Speaker 6 (34:47):
Is Sean boyn Billy here?
Speaker 10 (34:48):
Hey?
Speaker 4 (34:48):
It sounds like Murray still hadn't come up with that
raz he promised you.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
You're amazing. Are you like that woman on the New
Start Truck shows? You know, the one that can do
exactly what a person's feeling just by being around them.
Speaker 6 (34:59):
No, just always sound really ticked off. And I know
how cheap Murray is.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
And I don't think you can get me on your
side just by green. I know how you men operate.
I lost the Clarence Thomas hearings. I know all about
that good old boy network.
Speaker 6 (35:12):
That's the good old boy network. Yeah, yeah, listen, we
need to talk to Murray real bad here.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
And you just expect me to automatically get up and
get her on the phone for you. Huh.
Speaker 6 (35:22):
Oh geez. I don't want to sound pushy, but you
are the receptionist.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Oh sure, saw that.
Speaker 8 (35:27):
Up in.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
You remember this curly Hoday, Me and my the sisters
are gonna rise and take a racial place in this society,
forking it. We won't be to night forever. Me we want?
What do we want?
Speaker 1 (35:48):
Oh? My goodness?
Speaker 6 (35:49):
A struggle going all over there?
Speaker 2 (35:51):
Hello, Kimba, Murray love you? Hey?
Speaker 3 (35:56):
What's with zail Man?
Speaker 6 (35:57):
She seems a little testier than usual if that's by Oh.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
Don't mind how she's suffering from that common complaint of
women in the nineties.
Speaker 6 (36:04):
You mean PMS no BMW, Well, what's BMW?
Speaker 2 (36:08):
It's a car and she can't afford one on what
he gets paid her out here.
Speaker 10 (36:12):
Gemer, maybe you should think about giving her that race
she's been waiting for since nineteen eighty eighty.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
That's pretty good. Give her the race. And they say
you're not as funny as you used to be.
Speaker 6 (36:27):
Hey, who says we're not as funny as we used
to be?
Speaker 2 (36:31):
Oh? Well, nobody says that. Hey, by the way, thanks
for stopping at the Halloween carnival at my nephew's school
the other day.
Speaker 6 (36:39):
Hey, my pleasure. You know your nephew is really cute
dressed up to look like me. But I thought you
said he was going to be a dinosaur.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
No, No, what I said was he was going to
dress up as a big, slow beast that eats tons
of food every day and has a brain the size
of a walnut. Oh, easy mistake. But he did enjoy
you coming by, though.
Speaker 6 (36:56):
Well did the other kids get a kick out of
my parents?
Speaker 2 (36:58):
I think a jolt is what do you mean? Let
me tell you, baby, they were pretty shaken up when
you left. I think you may have overdone it, you know,
I mean, I mean these are pretty young kids. They're
easily frightened in fact, I hear some of them actually
had nightmares.
Speaker 6 (37:10):
But murray, I didn't dress up in a scary costume.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
No, but you did eat lunch with them.
Speaker 4 (37:17):
I guess next you're gonna tell me some of the
kids may be scarred emotionally.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
Emotionally, the way you were slinging that knife and walk around,
some of them were almost gone physically.
Speaker 6 (37:26):
Well, I had a good time anyway.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
You know, I don't know why people are always talking
about school lunches not being very feeling. I mean, I
was stuffed when I left.
Speaker 6 (37:33):
Man.
Speaker 10 (37:33):
I heard somebody say that I'd only eaten as much
as the average fourth grader.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
No, no, no, babe, you heard that wrong. What they
actually said was you ate as much as the average
fourth grade?
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Oh yourself.
Speaker 6 (37:45):
Hey, can we get back to our real business, hey, babe?
Speaker 2 (37:48):
Making Jimbo eats like a hippo jokes pretty much is
my business?
Speaker 1 (37:53):
You have in mind the business of booking John Boy
and Billy for public appearances.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
Oh that, yeah, boy? And they said you'd be too
stupid to notice for him, he's a couple of more months.
Speaker 6 (38:02):
Well, I think you. Hey, who says I'd be too
stupid to notice?
Speaker 2 (38:06):
Huh? Oh? Nobody says that though, Why wybody say that?
Speaker 6 (38:10):
Jem Murray? Somehow, I don't think you're doing all you
can to get us out there in front of the public.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
Man, Hey, I'm trying. It's I almost had you booked
as the entertainment for next year's Fish Camp jam and Gastonia.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
Well what happened?
Speaker 2 (38:20):
They were afraid of another stampede.
Speaker 6 (38:22):
Oh you mean our fans rushing to get close to us.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
No, you rushing to get close to the salt and
type of cactus on day picking him on the other line, Yeah,
tell Jimmy Swagger. I'll call him right back.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
Ooh, Jimmy Swagger, are you advising him about how to
handle the press?
Speaker 2 (38:37):
No, my nephew, school's having a paper driver here. He
may have a big pile of magazines he wanted to get. Hey,
give me a lother Bobby. That's Billy him too, and
jim O, what call me?
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