October 22, 2024 • 38 mins
Tuesday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Comedian Greg Warren tells us what growing up as the son of a high school football Coach was like.. - Marci has her latest list of “What to Watch”.. - Motel 6 shares some rejected ideas for their advertising slogan.. - Marvin Webster explains the difference between white people’s scary and black people’s scary.. - We’ll announce the third finalist for that custom “Big Show Motorcycle” from Law Tigers.. - Terry Hanson has his Sports Briefs - this week he salutes the legendary announcer, Bob Neal.. - and we’ll close up with the Crocodile Stalker in Transylvania…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, y'all, let's play Beating the Blonde. Come on one,
ain't hundred Big show you told free line across America.
We'll get a contestant and play next. Good morning. That's
(00:37):
a big showing the radio world. It through your Tuesday,
October twenty second. Today's feature track from the Big Show
bit Box The Crocodiles, Stalger Halloween Edition. Search your keywords
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by lod Tigers.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
There was a br in there.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
You're renching away to come some Big Show motorcycle at
Big Show bike dot com.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
All right, let blame beat the.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Blad Let's get out contestant. Mike from Yatesville, Georgia.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Good morning, Mike, Hey, you don't get Mike Hey, Mike, Yeah,
all right, all right, Mike.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
You know we gonna do go ask data's some questions.
You agree or disagree, Get two bells before two buzzers,
and you win.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
All right, Marcy.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
According to an old superstition, Okay, if you sneeze twice,
you'll get a kiss, and if you sneeze three times,
you'll get a.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
What you'll get a clean shirt. Probably you'll get a spouse.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
You'll get a spouse if you sneeze three times. Mike,
what Taynor says? Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
I agree and not even close. It was a letter.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
You'll get a letter. It doesn't rhyme or anything, doesn't it? Well,
Mike thought it sounded good. There's a buzzard for you.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
I min, I need to get this right here, so tainer.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
According to doctors, what's the best way of getting rid
of a pain in your neck?
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Oh, a swift kick and a groin.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
Think you forget about the neck.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
The best way to get rid of a pain in
your neck is to apply heat.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Apply heat to that pain in your neck. Mike, agree
or disagree?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
I agree?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
And there's a thing to do. Yeah, heat or cold?
Speaker 6 (02:50):
But it is heat.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
It is heat.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
It's okay. Here we got Mike back in business.
Speaker 6 (02:55):
Baby pressure all right?
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Is icky an accepted scientific term?
Speaker 7 (03:03):
Ah?
Speaker 5 (03:03):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (03:04):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (03:04):
If you're a fifth grade science teacher, I think ikey
is completely.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Acceptable fifth grade.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
No, it is not an acceptable scientific No.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Ikey is not an accepted scientific term. All right? Michael,
agree or disagree? I agree? And that one's far away,
no ikey in Science.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
And Mike you got the big old motorcycle Lawyers at
ride prize pack headed down the Yatesville for.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
You tell later.
Speaker 8 (03:38):
Fighter.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
I appreciate You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Why the money, I'll wearing Tabio news right on the
on the side. Got our time cats over this October
the twenty second Big Up a lab. This is the
(04:28):
award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show, the South's
number one export. He's back and this time he's brought
a suitcase. That could be a good sign. Let's find out, Astro.
(04:50):
What's new in the wide world of comedy? Nothing as usual?
Speaker 2 (04:56):
You're all child, great story? What do you mean nothing?
Speaker 5 (04:59):
Well, basically, boy, it's all been done before. But every
once in a while a comedy genius.
Speaker 9 (05:05):
Comes along and put a new spin on a tired
old act and it becomes fresh and happening again.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Do you have any examples? Well, of course, we'll let
it on me.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
I just did.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Huh, It's me, you, rube, You're the comedy genius to dah.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
Read the introduction.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Oh ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together and welcome
a new voice in comedy, or should I say new voices?
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Here he is astro dunham. Oh no, you're a ventriloquist.
Speaker 9 (05:43):
Now, Hey, folks, who's ready to laugh? Thank you, billy,
Thank I'm kind of lonely out here all by myself.
Let me bring on my partner. Knucklehead, rackly, dang it?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
What's wrong?
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Can't get the suitcase open?
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Hold on.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
There? Oh man, hey, it looks like you. He's even
got a propeller on his hat.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
Pretty sweet, hunt.
Speaker 10 (06:10):
Hey, knucklehead, how's it going better now that I'm out
of that fruit case?
Speaker 9 (06:19):
Next time you put me next to your underwear, make
sure they're clean. Both were my clean underwear? The next
time you right in the seat case?
Speaker 5 (06:32):
Well, knucklehead, anything exciting happening at home? My dad fell
in the well two weeks ago? He fell in the well.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Is he all right?
Speaker 5 (06:41):
I guess though?
Speaker 9 (06:42):
He stopped screaming for help two days ago? So, knucklehead,
I see you stop biting your fingernails.
Speaker 6 (06:51):
How'd you do it?
Speaker 5 (06:52):
I quit using toilet fight?
Speaker 9 (06:57):
Hey, speaking of that, were you doing standing on the
toilet the other day? I wanted to see what it
was like to get high on pot?
Speaker 5 (07:07):
Now, knucklehead, that's not funny.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
You got that right, listen, j G.
Speaker 9 (07:13):
If you're not gonna get the whole effect of the material,
if you keep interrupting my flow, why.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Are you still doing Knucklehead's voice?
Speaker 5 (07:23):
Dang it, I forgot I still knew it.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
This That is the previous looking dummy i've ever seen.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
Hey, you'll heard his feelings.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
I wasn't talking about him.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
That's a good one. JB. Can I use that?
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
No, put that thing away. What else you got there?
Speaker 5 (07:40):
Oh, let's see.
Speaker 9 (07:41):
I've got R two PU, the flatulet Android. I've got
Manuel Labor, my crazy Mexican long guy. Yeah, poor lot
of dollars, the salty Brothel Madam Sheikh Ali ben Affleck,
the wacky moodlomer.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Anything a little edgier.
Speaker 9 (08:01):
Well, yeah, but I don't know if he's you know,
safe for radio. I usually save him for like bachelorette
parties and sweet sixteens and.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
Stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Well, that's risk it. You asked for it.
Speaker 10 (08:16):
Come on out and say hello, PERV Griffin, Hey, Hello, gorgeous, Hey, PERV.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
That's okay?
Speaker 5 (08:38):
Iw Wait, hey, PERV? Do you believe in puppy love? Maybe?
What's it look like?
Speaker 7 (08:54):
Now?
Speaker 5 (08:54):
PERV?
Speaker 9 (08:54):
You shouldn't say that I'm an animal lover. I now
I've seen the fixtures Jackpie, so purp. I hear Barney
Frank came to your Christmas party.
Speaker 10 (09:09):
I told him, Hey, Barney, I'm sorry we ran out
of food, and he said, that's okay.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
I'm having a ball.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
All right. Well, let's just stop right there.
Speaker 5 (09:20):
That's not the punch line.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
You're you're you're doing it again.
Speaker 9 (09:22):
Dang it, Sorry, that's not the punchline. I was getting
to the part where Anthony Wiener and Dick Army getting
a spitting content.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Yeah, I think put pur Christina, get this roll. You're
not on a roll. You couldn't be on a roll
if you worked at a bakery. What what are you
writing down?
Speaker 5 (09:41):
I'm gonna use that joke for another one of my characters.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
You like him.
Speaker 5 (09:45):
His name is we Tarred crazy little midget.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
I think this might be a good place to wrap
this up. Are you sure you want to keep doing this?
You know you are terrible?
Speaker 5 (09:55):
Oh everybody says that my haters motivators.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
What does spooge knuckle ahead, Rackley pump it away?
Speaker 5 (10:03):
I can't tell which.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
One is a dumby man.
Speaker 5 (10:06):
I could take off his hand, just take off period.
Speaker 6 (10:09):
All right, I'll be back.
Speaker 10 (10:12):
Hey, that wasn't bad. Got time for a few impressions.
It's the big show audience audience in the world.
Speaker 9 (10:19):
Well what now, I got my suit case by everybody, John.
Speaker 5 (10:25):
Boy and Billy.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
If you're currently driving in a four door sedan, roll
up the windows and turn up the radio. Good morning radio,
dumb right, it's a big seawing the radio rolling through
(11:02):
your Tuesday October twenty second action.
Speaker 10 (11:08):
Hello friends, your old pal bertburn Here with another appendix
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a hair raising experience. As our story opens, Ricky b
Sharp and his wife Flucy are standing in the middle
of a country road in Dothan, Alabama.
Speaker 6 (11:27):
Uh, Ricky, is it yep? Dender nelvis at two am?
Speaker 4 (11:32):
Poor bunny rabbit, you were driving a little fast.
Speaker 6 (11:36):
Eddy got a lead foot. Guilty at charge?
Speaker 4 (11:38):
Should we say something?
Speaker 6 (11:41):
You want me to eulogize the rabbit?
Speaker 5 (11:43):
Oh, it just seems right, Lucy, Lest you forget, I
am Dothan's most beloved past food mascot. If it ever
got out that I was praying over roadkill, I'd be
a laughingstock. Hey, Ricky, my goldfish died. Would you mind
saying a few words over the toilet cherry pickers? So
(12:04):
what do we do?
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Do we bury it?
Speaker 6 (12:05):
Hell?
Speaker 5 (12:06):
No, we just need to decide between frying and steward.
And that's what's up.
Speaker 6 (12:11):
Doc.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
Wait a second, I want to try something. Okay, let
me check my purse.
Speaker 5 (12:17):
You go digging around in that thing, and we gonna
be here all night.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
Here it is, okay, stand back, I'm gonna spray it
with this.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Hey, what are you spraying on my vittles?
Speaker 10 (12:29):
What the Suddenly the rabbit jumps up, waves it Lucy
and Ricky and hops away.
Speaker 5 (12:35):
Zombie rabbit, Zobby rabbit, Look, Ricky, he stopped and waved it.
Speaker 6 (12:40):
Us again, Lucy, what the hell is in that can?
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Hair spray?
Speaker 4 (12:44):
It says, restores life, adds permanent waves.
Speaker 10 (12:54):
And how we hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 5 (12:59):
You stop even at that, Bam rabbit, He's cute.
Speaker 10 (13:02):
Tune in next time when we'll hear the resurrected zombie
rabbits say.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. Good morning.
You got the big show on the radio. More chances
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What's my secret? The truth is I can't stop my
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(13:37):
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One hundred and twenty dollars worth of bullsnot cleaning products
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The show presents Street.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Hey, Terry Hanson, how are you today?
Speaker 1 (16:35):
My boy?
Speaker 11 (16:36):
Doing real?
Speaker 6 (16:37):
Well?
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Guys, how you doing? It's just wonderful.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
So I know today you're gonna talk about your great
friends sportscaster Bob neil So, dear, I remember when you
brought him in the studio. I'd seen him like so
many times over the years on the superstation. It seemed
like he did everything over there.
Speaker 8 (16:55):
I mean he did everything. I mean, you know, like
CBS had a past I'm wrong and other people were
on Keith Jackson. Bob was the Keith Jackson past summer all.
He did everything at Turner And when I got to town,
I needed to learn about the company and he needed
to learn about soccer. So we kind of taught each
(17:17):
other and I learned a lot from him, and Dick Cecil,
the president of the team, taught me a lot too.
So the plan going in was we were going to
like teach the viewers about the game of soccer because
there are a lot of new viewers who didn't have it.
So at the very first half of the first game
we ever did. After the first half comes on, is
(17:40):
second half starting. Bob said to me, he said, Terry,
you know, it seems this might be a not political correct,
he said, but it seems to me like the foreign
players are the ones that are always like laying down
and being hurt. I said, Bob, this is your first game, right,
He goes yeah. I go, well, you're right, that's politically incorrect.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
So he looked at me.
Speaker 8 (18:01):
He goes, so this is how it's going to be.
I went, yeah, I guess it is. So we went
through a couple of years. It was really unbelievable. We
had a great time. We even had a cult following
on the West coast. One night he introduced me with
the San Diego chicken on the Minneapolis sideline and he said,
(18:23):
Hanson's the one on the right. Thank you, Bob. We
also did fireworks.
Speaker 6 (18:29):
One night.
Speaker 8 (18:29):
We were up there and we're doing fireworks. Who were
on the air, not on camera, and we're going ooh,
that's red blue. Yeah, Ray, and we we're talking about fireworks.
And then Lewis Grizzard was a writer in Atlanta who
did not like soccer. So one game I just said, Bob,
I have to tell the secret. Lewis Gizard is traveling
(18:49):
with us. Lewis, come on down here. Of course he
wasn't there. We did that the whole season and he
kept writing about he really really wasn't there. Any We
had a really great time. And there was another situation
later in my career.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
I to tell you, Bob.
Speaker 8 (19:06):
I'm in Washington the diplomats, they called him the Dips,
and Steve Rankin is the PR director and I hired
Steve from the Miami Dolphins.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
He'd been with Joe Robbie.
Speaker 8 (19:17):
So I'm doing TV and we're there in Rochester, where
I once was, and only in Rochester do they not
have a bathroom for the press box. So John Miller
is out in line waiting and I'm games coming back
to me in the second half. Okay, you're live, Okay,
finally said Terry Hanson. The second half, I start waiting
(19:37):
for Steve to come over, and he says to me
later he's thinking to myself. He's not on the air,
this jerk. So he goes over there, puts the headphones on,
plops down in his seat. I said, so, Steve, anyway,
the diplomats are down by one and h in the
first half. What do you think He said, well, Terry,
basically the dips suck. I went, oh, God, thought we
(20:00):
were not on air. And I called the truck later on.
I said, we got a problem and the guy said,
you mean the suck park. I said, yeah, take that out,
you know. So anyway, Bob's in Atlanta right now. He's retired.
He's got he's my best buddy ever. He's got son Dave,
who you might see doing the SEC network basketball and football.
(20:24):
And his other son, Rob is an attorney at PGA Tour.
So I don't call Bob Bob. I called him my bubba.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
That's cool. Before I want to know what you got
on Tampa next next week, dear, I just love to
got to find that picture. Are you with the San
Diego chicken? You know always made fun of your those
your legs? Are you riding the chicken? You know Bob
Neil was making fun of you back then?
Speaker 6 (20:50):
How about you?
Speaker 8 (20:51):
What happened was the question I asked him. I said, so,
why did you cross the road? So he didn't talk, obviously,
he took that big beak and put my head in
And I'd love to see that clip if I can
ever fight on.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
I never know what kind of the navy you're gonna
bring up.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Lewis Grazarre from Atlanta, one of the most famous like
in our area growing up right a.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Column is says Nate, all right, hands on what you
got for next week?
Speaker 8 (21:18):
Now, buddy, you know what I'm gonna talk about what
I did at the PGA tour. It was pretty interesting
network television and production company and all that. I think
you'll find this fascinating.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Always doing, my boy, you have a great rest of
your week. We'll catch up with you next week.
Speaker 8 (21:33):
Okay, guys, see you later.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
All right, my buddy, thank you.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
All right, y'all, Well, let's play it wordy word one
ain't hundred big show you told Freelne. We'll get a
couple of contestants and play next.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
That's a big sean alright here, we're gonning to your
Tuesday October twenty two, twenty twenty four, Today's featured track
from The Big shore bet box was laying on He
is a crocodile Starger Halloween edition.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
And right now it is wordy Word Tuesday edition.
Speaker 6 (22:31):
Right, I gott it this do everybody's head about the bed, the.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Big of wordy word of the wordy word. Let's meet
our contestants. We got Brittany from four sides Georgia. Good morning, Brittany, Hey,
hey good, ain't he doing good? Is the mama?
Speaker 1 (22:49):
And we got the baby daddy, Ron also from four side,
Georgia hold out the lie.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Good morning, Ron, Hey, good morning.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
I'm excited this can be welcome and I'm.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Glad you' all here.
Speaker 5 (23:02):
Thank you for having it.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
All right, good well, I will put you on Tater's team,
all right, tat all right, me and Brittany. All right, Brendany,
let's go for the first thirty seconds. See how many
we can put on.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
Alright, then hold up vera alright.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Then okay, all right, Brittany, here we go start the
clock right now. They will give you when you do
something to say, here's how to do this.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Let me give you in know another I'll show you
how to do it. Let me just on this side.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
I'll get yes, all right, okay, you got to take
your car in for blank. If it gets a dent,
take it in for at the blank at the blank shop.
That's where he works in the blank shop.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
You fix it. What do you do when you fix something? Repair?
Speaker 10 (24:02):
Cop?
Speaker 4 (24:03):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Wow, Britty, we started off with two hard words. There
you got them on the board. All right, let's get
out for Taita and see some thousand horses.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
I wish there was.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Just show me Ron. Are you ready, buddy?
Speaker 5 (24:27):
I'm ready?
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Okay, b word and go to to go to the wedding.
Speaker 4 (24:33):
You need a what a blank?
Speaker 2 (24:36):
The card?
Speaker 4 (24:37):
The card is called a what.
Speaker 5 (24:40):
Yes, sir?
Speaker 4 (24:41):
You get cut?
Speaker 1 (24:42):
You heal?
Speaker 6 (24:42):
It leaves a what.
Speaker 7 (24:45):
No no, no, your skin know your skinned, but it
leaves this it's already healed. But at least yes, there
is a blank box when you go fishing, a blank box?
Tackle box the month after February?
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Oh the bus, don't say it?
Speaker 7 (25:09):
All right?
Speaker 2 (25:10):
That's right, Well that's the way to play.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Thank you for playing the right way, Ron, And you
took the lead by one a three to two? All right, Brittany,
Now we could use some points. Are you ready?
Speaker 4 (25:23):
I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Now we're picking up on that last one. Ready, go
the month after February. Mark, Yes, a blank of birds,
A group A blank of bird? Yes?
Speaker 3 (25:37):
What?
Speaker 7 (25:38):
Uh huh?
Speaker 2 (25:38):
Pirates? Look for stolen?
Speaker 7 (25:40):
What treasure?
Speaker 3 (25:42):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Uh huh. Read the blank on your medicine to see
what's in it, or on your food, can read the.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
No, the thing is stuck on it?
Speaker 5 (25:53):
What label?
Speaker 2 (25:55):
That's it? Beef? Blank? You dried out?
Speaker 10 (25:58):
Need it?
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Beef turkeys?
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Bamn, girl, Brandy. We put a five on the board,
a total of you and Taylor need four to tie
and force over time. Five will win? Ready?
Speaker 7 (26:20):
Wrong?
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Oh, I'm ready and go.
Speaker 4 (26:24):
Women will do this to their eyebrows. It's like to
pluck it.
Speaker 7 (26:27):
But it's also the word another word for plucking it
or you like you might blank your nose hair, or
you might do this to get a splinter out.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Oh my god.
Speaker 7 (26:38):
Yeah, it's it's like a pincher that you use. It's
and you blank that you blank it. I don't know
another worry to say it, but yeah, yeah, but you
have an instrument and you use the instrument to pull
it out.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
It's a family. That's the toughest word ever. And if
you got it, Ronnie, you should get like like two
points for that. So all six still one short. That's
just cruel.
Speaker 6 (27:13):
I know, I do.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Hey, we appreciate y'all playing. That was a lot of fun.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
And Brittany, you got one hundred twenty dollars where a
wonderful bullsnunt cleaning products headed down to you.
Speaker 5 (27:27):
Awesome.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
I'm sorry, excited, Thank you so much. All right, thank
you so much.
Speaker 4 (27:32):
That was awesome.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Thank y'all.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Glad to have y'all's listeners, and glad you played with
us this morning. Hang on, good morning, got the big
showing the radio. Got our bit request in the morning.
John Spivey out of Gastonia, North Carolina says, how about
a check in with a mayor of Dismal Seeperts. You
got it John, coming up next?
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
It's a big shon a radio listener, John Spiby, And
I guess, don't you North Carolina? Listen up?
Speaker 2 (28:25):
John, just got you with quint.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
And it is there's always something exciting happening in beautiful
Dismal Seapret, South Carolina. And here to tell us all
about it as a mayor himself, the Honorable Merwin Q Fiddleswoop.
Good morning, mister mayor.
Speaker 6 (28:42):
Good morning, John boy, and all your wonderful listeners.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
So it was on Tapas weekend.
Speaker 5 (28:47):
That's a great question, John boy. Well, it was supposed
to be a big Volkswagen collector celebration, but through a
weird scheduling error, we accidentally double booked, or should I
say do d book.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Well that's quite an intriguing set up. So what happened?
Speaker 5 (29:04):
Well, I got a call from the folks at Miss
Busty Coastal Carolina Competition and they made me an offer
I couldn't could I couldn't refuse. So I combined the
two and next thing, you know, say hello to the
very first dismal seepage, Bugs and Jugs celebration. Well that's
a genius move and you could kiss my Oh thank
you much. So what was the offer? You couldn't refuse?
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Money judging the contest a candlelight dinner with a winner.
Speaker 6 (29:33):
How dare you, sir?
Speaker 5 (29:35):
You think I'd sink so low as to turn a
profit off my political office or use it to leverage
some sort of illicit assegnation with a young lady preferably blonde, minimum.
Speaker 6 (29:46):
Sea cup and no older than twenty five. You have
wounded me, sir, Well.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
I was talking about the Volkswagen Festival.
Speaker 5 (29:54):
The weekend kicks off with a customary parade down Main
Street and leading the wa is the world famous Saucy
Sadies all girl jug band.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Very nice? Is this a bunch of hot girls playing
moonshine jugs?
Speaker 5 (30:08):
Nope?
Speaker 10 (30:10):
The schriders will be on the end, zooming through the
streets and little tiny volkswagons.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
So what's a time with the other festival?
Speaker 6 (30:18):
Oh, the headlights all look like you know, boobies.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
I assume they're own high beams.
Speaker 6 (30:25):
You know it, John Boy, And that's the tip of
the iceberg.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Tip, got it.
Speaker 10 (30:33):
We'll have all the custom bugs on display at the
John Stamos Fairgrounds and Events Center. Get your picture taken
with your favorite car, and the Missbusty Coastal Carolina contestants
will be posing for pictures.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
For a small fee, so you get to cut it that.
Speaker 5 (30:50):
We'll have food galore.
Speaker 10 (30:53):
Be sure and check out Chicky Teats chicken breast sandwiches.
Remember their motto to get a better piece of chicken,
you would have to be a rooster, and everyone's gonna.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
Get in line. Very classic.
Speaker 5 (31:07):
Well, if it's classy you're looking for, John Boy, we'll
have an educational display in a tent where the Miss
Busty Coastal Carolina gows talk about the benefits of breastfeeding.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Gee, sounds like a peep show, Yeah it does. It
is thankful for the kids. Thanks for reminding me, John Boyce.
We've got bumper cars with many versions of the classic
bugs sponsored by Hal Himmler's Classic German motor Cars, and
everyone's favorite bouncy houses sponsored by Nip and Tuck, Nate's
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Breast Implants and Jel soul inserts.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
Let me guess the bouncy houses are just big boons.
Speaker 10 (31:46):
The weekend, Wi's down with a concert by Triple f
Cup Wonder Lady Tata backed up by the Crouton Shout
All Accordion Orchestra. Then will award the winner of the
Best Volkswagon, capping off with the contest for Miss Busty
Coastal Carolina. All outdoors under that stars at Jack elam
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amphitheas outdoors.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
So I'm looking at my weather forecas it calls for rain.
This isn't some sort of attempt at wet t shirt contest,
is it?
Speaker 2 (32:16):
So don't be a boog.
Speaker 5 (32:19):
Bug your family and come on down to the Big big,
really big in some cases dismal seepag Bugs and Jugs
Festival This weekend.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
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Animal Channel presents the Crocodile Stoker.
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Traveling around the world in search of exotic wildlife, then
annoying the crap out of them.
Speaker 5 (33:23):
Now, Dear Steve, thank you, love A good day everyone.
We're here in Transylvania, Romania. I am the beautiful cop
Ethian Mountains. It's the dead of night here and it's
not comforting to know that this is the home to
one of the greatest legends of all time, lad the Impala,
also known as Dracula.
Speaker 6 (33:42):
We run into a little mad weather, but no matter.
We've got plenty of power.
Speaker 5 (33:46):
In this big halogen flashlight and we're gonna need it tonight.
We are hot on the trail of the cop Athian
gray Wolf, a big and powerful carnivore. He hunts mostly
at night. His enormous size has led the local villagers
to believe that this big nocturnal predator could actually be
a were wolf.
Speaker 6 (34:04):
They was close by. Better take cover under one of
these tall trees.
Speaker 5 (34:08):
That's better. I don't think we'll be seeing any were
wolves on this tree. I hope it seems to keep
moving in this direction. I'll just stay put and with
any like at all, we'll get an up closer personal
look at the red gray wolf. Oh crikey, Look here
at the base of the tree. Pull prints and are
they huge? This is gonna be one big wolf. I
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only hope this stool pieces quickly. This lightning could be
extremely dangerous.
Speaker 6 (34:41):
See yeah, wait one second while I put my head out.
Speaker 5 (34:46):
Better, I could only.
Speaker 6 (34:49):
Get out from under this fallen trees. Looks like I'm
stack here for a while, but I hope not for
that wolf is getting a.
Speaker 5 (35:01):
Little too close for comfort. Look, bluck, it looks like
one of the villagers has decided to take a little
late night stroll or I don't know if he's gonna
be much help.
Speaker 6 (35:11):
He doesn't look so good.
Speaker 5 (35:12):
He's a frightful shade of green, and that stiff legged
gate is characteristic of arthritis very common in this region,
and his arms are thrust out in front of him
like he's feeling his way along or bunk of must
have lost his glasses and look at his head flat
as a table.
Speaker 6 (35:27):
This guy's a real train rank. If it wasn't for
those boats in his neck, his head.
Speaker 5 (35:31):
Had probably Now he's my only hope evening mate, and
a sore throat to both blokes in worse shape than
I am. Have about a little helpier captain Ah, Now good,
he can barely budge this tree.
Speaker 6 (35:51):
He's weak as a kitten. Oh, you better take over, mate.
Speaker 5 (35:59):
That lightning is right, Whitney, yikes, that lightning struck him
dead on those big bolts. Are you are right, skipper?
Speaker 7 (36:08):
Ha ha?
Speaker 6 (36:10):
What and dandy?
Speaker 5 (36:11):
I'd say he threw that fallen tree like a booth pit.
Looks like the lightning was just to pick me up
he needed likes a tan brew put her there?
Speaker 6 (36:18):
A local? Sure have a strange way of saying alone.
Speaker 5 (36:27):
Was it something I said?
Speaker 6 (36:27):
Big fella?
Speaker 5 (36:29):
Oh guess so, Hariche looks like he's not done with
me yet. Well, I'd better make tracks out of this neighborhood.
What like the rain is stopped, the clouds have parted,
and the beautiful full moon is lighting up the countryside.
But I can even see that gigantic wolf blocking my
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path now, now, nice dormy, what a magnificent specimen.
Speaker 6 (36:54):
Oh, he's gorgeous and huge.
Speaker 2 (36:59):
You know, I've never seen a gray wolf walk on
its hind legs before.
Speaker 6 (37:01):
It's amazing.
Speaker 5 (37:03):
It almost makes him look human. And I think he's
smiling at me. And here he comes. Why hold steel?
Maybe he won't bother me.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
Then again, maybe he will. I'll BLI me. He slashed
my midsection open, so that's what my guts look like.
Speaker 5 (37:22):
That's smart, But it might be a good idea to
turn around and go in the other directions. No, it
won't be going this way right. It looks like Ol
Steve is in a bit of a pickle between a
wolf and a hard place, as it were, and they're
closing it fast. At least the situation couldn't get any worse.
Might get a giant back pretty come from?
Speaker 6 (37:44):
How stop it?
Speaker 5 (37:46):
God, shoot, get out of me. I can't get away
from I don't know how much Lord I can hold
out Hell, Hell, but meantween loose set I am contract.
This sucks.
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Blad Let's get out contestant. Mike from Yatesville, Georgia.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Good morning, Mike, Hey, you don't get Mike Hey, Mike, Yeah,
all right, all right, Mike.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
You know we gonna do go ask data's some questions.
You agree or disagree, Get two bells before two buzzers,
and you win.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
All right, Marcy.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
According to an old superstition, Okay, if you sneeze twice,
you'll get a kiss, and if you sneeze three times,
you'll get a.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
What you'll get a clean shirt. Probably you'll get a spouse.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
You'll get a spouse if you sneeze three times. Mike,
what Taynor says? Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
I agree and not even close. It was a letter.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
You'll get a letter. It doesn't rhyme or anything, doesn't it? Well,
Mike thought it sounded good. There's a buzzard for you.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
I min, I need to get this right here, so tainer.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
According to doctors, what's the best way of getting rid
of a pain in your neck?
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Oh, a swift kick and a groin.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
Think you forget about the neck.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
The best way to get rid of a pain in
your neck is to apply heat.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Apply heat to that pain in your neck. Mike, agree
or disagree?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
I agree?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
And there's a thing to do. Yeah, heat or cold?
Speaker 6 (02:50):
But it is heat.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
It is heat.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
It's okay. Here we got Mike back in business.
Speaker 6 (02:55):
Baby pressure all right?
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Is icky an accepted scientific term?
Speaker 7 (03:03):
Ah?
Speaker 5 (03:03):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (03:04):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (03:04):
If you're a fifth grade science teacher, I think ikey
is completely.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Acceptable fifth grade.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
No, it is not an acceptable scientific No.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Ikey is not an accepted scientific term. All right? Michael,
agree or disagree? I agree? And that one's far away,
no ikey in Science.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
And Mike you got the big old motorcycle Lawyers at
ride prize pack headed down the Yatesville for.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
You tell later.
Speaker 8 (03:38):
Fighter.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
I appreciate You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Why the money, I'll wearing Tabio news right on the
on the side. Got our time cats over this October
the twenty second Big Up a lab. This is the
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award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show, the South's
number one export. He's back and this time he's brought
a suitcase. That could be a good sign. Let's find out, Astro.
(04:50):
What's new in the wide world of comedy? Nothing as usual?
Speaker 2 (04:56):
You're all child, great story? What do you mean nothing?
Speaker 5 (04:59):
Well, basically, boy, it's all been done before. But every
once in a while a comedy genius.
Speaker 9 (05:05):
Comes along and put a new spin on a tired
old act and it becomes fresh and happening again.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Do you have any examples? Well, of course, we'll let
it on me.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
I just did.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Huh, It's me, you, rube, You're the comedy genius to dah.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
Read the introduction.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Oh ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together and welcome
a new voice in comedy, or should I say new voices?
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Here he is astro dunham. Oh no, you're a ventriloquist.
Speaker 9 (05:43):
Now, Hey, folks, who's ready to laugh? Thank you, billy,
Thank I'm kind of lonely out here all by myself.
Let me bring on my partner. Knucklehead, rackly, dang it?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
What's wrong?
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Can't get the suitcase open?
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Hold on.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
There? Oh man, hey, it looks like you. He's even
got a propeller on his hat.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
Pretty sweet, hunt.
Speaker 10 (06:10):
Hey, knucklehead, how's it going better now that I'm out
of that fruit case?
Speaker 9 (06:19):
Next time you put me next to your underwear, make
sure they're clean. Both were my clean underwear? The next
time you right in the seat case?
Speaker 5 (06:32):
Well, knucklehead, anything exciting happening at home? My dad fell
in the well two weeks ago? He fell in the well.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Is he all right?
Speaker 5 (06:41):
I guess though?
Speaker 9 (06:42):
He stopped screaming for help two days ago? So, knucklehead,
I see you stop biting your fingernails.
Speaker 6 (06:51):
How'd you do it?
Speaker 5 (06:52):
I quit using toilet fight?
Speaker 9 (06:57):
Hey, speaking of that, were you doing standing on the
toilet the other day? I wanted to see what it
was like to get high on pot?
Speaker 5 (07:07):
Now, knucklehead, that's not funny.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
You got that right, listen, j G.
Speaker 9 (07:13):
If you're not gonna get the whole effect of the material,
if you keep interrupting my flow, why.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Are you still doing Knucklehead's voice?
Speaker 5 (07:23):
Dang it, I forgot I still knew it.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
This That is the previous looking dummy i've ever seen.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
Hey, you'll heard his feelings.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
I wasn't talking about him.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
That's a good one. JB. Can I use that?
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
No, put that thing away. What else you got there?
Speaker 5 (07:40):
Oh, let's see.
Speaker 9 (07:41):
I've got R two PU, the flatulet Android. I've got
Manuel Labor, my crazy Mexican long guy. Yeah, poor lot
of dollars, the salty Brothel Madam Sheikh Ali ben Affleck,
the wacky moodlomer.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Anything a little edgier.
Speaker 9 (08:01):
Well, yeah, but I don't know if he's you know,
safe for radio. I usually save him for like bachelorette
parties and sweet sixteens and.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
Stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Well, that's risk it. You asked for it.
Speaker 10 (08:16):
Come on out and say hello, PERV Griffin, Hey, Hello, gorgeous, Hey, PERV.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
That's okay?
Speaker 5 (08:38):
Iw Wait, hey, PERV? Do you believe in puppy love? Maybe?
What's it look like?
Speaker 7 (08:54):
Now?
Speaker 5 (08:54):
PERV?
Speaker 9 (08:54):
You shouldn't say that I'm an animal lover. I now
I've seen the fixtures Jackpie, so purp. I hear Barney
Frank came to your Christmas party.
Speaker 10 (09:09):
I told him, Hey, Barney, I'm sorry we ran out
of food, and he said, that's okay.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
I'm having a ball.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
All right. Well, let's just stop right there.
Speaker 5 (09:20):
That's not the punch line.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
You're you're you're doing it again.
Speaker 9 (09:22):
Dang it, Sorry, that's not the punchline. I was getting
to the part where Anthony Wiener and Dick Army getting
a spitting content.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Yeah, I think put pur Christina, get this roll. You're
not on a roll. You couldn't be on a roll
if you worked at a bakery. What what are you
writing down?
Speaker 5 (09:41):
I'm gonna use that joke for another one of my characters.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
You like him.
Speaker 5 (09:45):
His name is we Tarred crazy little midget.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
I think this might be a good place to wrap
this up. Are you sure you want to keep doing this?
You know you are terrible?
Speaker 5 (09:55):
Oh everybody says that my haters motivators.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
What does spooge knuckle ahead, Rackley pump it away?
Speaker 5 (10:03):
I can't tell which.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
One is a dumby man.
Speaker 5 (10:06):
I could take off his hand, just take off period.
Speaker 6 (10:09):
All right, I'll be back.
Speaker 10 (10:12):
Hey, that wasn't bad. Got time for a few impressions.
It's the big show audience audience in the world.
Speaker 9 (10:19):
Well what now, I got my suit case by everybody, John.
Speaker 5 (10:25):
Boy and Billy.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
If you're currently driving in a four door sedan, roll
up the windows and turn up the radio. Good morning radio,
dumb right, it's a big seawing the radio rolling through
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your Tuesday October twenty second action.
Speaker 10 (11:08):
Hello friends, your old pal bertburn Here with another appendix
accelerating edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode
a hair raising experience. As our story opens, Ricky b
Sharp and his wife Flucy are standing in the middle
of a country road in Dothan, Alabama.
Speaker 6 (11:27):
Uh, Ricky, is it yep? Dender nelvis at two am?
Speaker 4 (11:32):
Poor bunny rabbit, you were driving a little fast.
Speaker 6 (11:36):
Eddy got a lead foot. Guilty at charge?
Speaker 4 (11:38):
Should we say something?
Speaker 6 (11:41):
You want me to eulogize the rabbit?
Speaker 5 (11:43):
Oh, it just seems right, Lucy, Lest you forget, I
am Dothan's most beloved past food mascot. If it ever
got out that I was praying over roadkill, I'd be
a laughingstock. Hey, Ricky, my goldfish died. Would you mind
saying a few words over the toilet cherry pickers? So
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what do we do?
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Do we bury it?
Speaker 6 (12:05):
Hell?
Speaker 5 (12:06):
No, we just need to decide between frying and steward.
And that's what's up.
Speaker 6 (12:11):
Doc.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
Wait a second, I want to try something. Okay, let
me check my purse.
Speaker 5 (12:17):
You go digging around in that thing, and we gonna
be here all night.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
Here it is, okay, stand back, I'm gonna spray it
with this.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Hey, what are you spraying on my vittles?
Speaker 10 (12:29):
What the Suddenly the rabbit jumps up, waves it Lucy
and Ricky and hops away.
Speaker 5 (12:35):
Zombie rabbit, Zobby rabbit, Look, Ricky, he stopped and waved it.
Speaker 6 (12:40):
Us again, Lucy, what the hell is in that can?
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Hair spray?
Speaker 4 (12:44):
It says, restores life, adds permanent waves.
Speaker 10 (12:54):
And how we hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 5 (12:59):
You stop even at that, Bam rabbit, He's cute.
Speaker 10 (13:02):
Tune in next time when we'll hear the resurrected zombie
rabbits say.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. Good morning.
You got the big show on the radio. More chances
for you to win coming up.
Speaker 5 (13:14):
After your news, weather and sports. Good morning, Thiscious Connery,
Sean Connery. And you might think that I'm just another
sophisticated yet rugged Scottish movie star, and you'd be right.
What's my secret? The truth is I can't stop my
day without listening to the Big Show with John Boy
and Billy crush Me. They're a lot funnier than Doctor
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Noan Blofeld, Good morning.
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There's a wonderful job. Yeah, that are wonderful listeners. Give
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These hunts in North Carolina, South Carolina, Tennessee, Virginia, and
West Virginia. Uh, I'm gonna take some time off in
the middle of November, matter of fact, and bear season
comes in. You know, I go to my place in
the Hyde County and so you might be around there, man,
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Good morning, got the big show on the radio coming up.
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The show presents Street.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Hey, Terry Hanson, how are you today?
Speaker 1 (16:35):
My boy?
Speaker 11 (16:36):
Doing real?
Speaker 6 (16:37):
Well?
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Guys, how you doing? It's just wonderful.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
So I know today you're gonna talk about your great
friends sportscaster Bob neil So, dear, I remember when you
brought him in the studio. I'd seen him like so
many times over the years on the superstation. It seemed
like he did everything over there.
Speaker 8 (16:55):
I mean he did everything. I mean, you know, like
CBS had a past I'm wrong and other people were
on Keith Jackson. Bob was the Keith Jackson past summer all.
He did everything at Turner And when I got to town,
I needed to learn about the company and he needed
to learn about soccer. So we kind of taught each
(17:17):
other and I learned a lot from him, and Dick Cecil,
the president of the team, taught me a lot too.
So the plan going in was we were going to
like teach the viewers about the game of soccer because
there are a lot of new viewers who didn't have it.
So at the very first half of the first game
we ever did. After the first half comes on, is
(17:40):
second half starting. Bob said to me, he said, Terry,
you know, it seems this might be a not political correct,
he said, but it seems to me like the foreign
players are the ones that are always like laying down
and being hurt. I said, Bob, this is your first game, right,
He goes yeah. I go, well, you're right, that's politically incorrect.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
So he looked at me.
Speaker 8 (18:01):
He goes, so this is how it's going to be.
I went, yeah, I guess it is. So we went
through a couple of years. It was really unbelievable. We
had a great time. We even had a cult following
on the West coast. One night he introduced me with
the San Diego chicken on the Minneapolis sideline and he said,
(18:23):
Hanson's the one on the right. Thank you, Bob. We
also did fireworks.
Speaker 6 (18:29):
One night.
Speaker 8 (18:29):
We were up there and we're doing fireworks. Who were
on the air, not on camera, and we're going ooh,
that's red blue. Yeah, Ray, and we we're talking about fireworks.
And then Lewis Grizzard was a writer in Atlanta who
did not like soccer. So one game I just said, Bob,
I have to tell the secret. Lewis Gizard is traveling
(18:49):
with us. Lewis, come on down here. Of course he
wasn't there. We did that the whole season and he
kept writing about he really really wasn't there. Any We
had a really great time. And there was another situation
later in my career.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
I to tell you, Bob.
Speaker 8 (19:06):
I'm in Washington the diplomats, they called him the Dips,
and Steve Rankin is the PR director and I hired
Steve from the Miami Dolphins.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
He'd been with Joe Robbie.
Speaker 8 (19:17):
So I'm doing TV and we're there in Rochester, where
I once was, and only in Rochester do they not
have a bathroom for the press box. So John Miller
is out in line waiting and I'm games coming back
to me in the second half. Okay, you're live, Okay,
finally said Terry Hanson. The second half, I start waiting
(19:37):
for Steve to come over, and he says to me
later he's thinking to myself. He's not on the air,
this jerk. So he goes over there, puts the headphones on,
plops down in his seat. I said, so, Steve, anyway,
the diplomats are down by one and h in the
first half. What do you think He said, well, Terry,
basically the dips suck. I went, oh, God, thought we
(20:00):
were not on air. And I called the truck later on.
I said, we got a problem and the guy said,
you mean the suck park. I said, yeah, take that out,
you know. So anyway, Bob's in Atlanta right now. He's retired.
He's got he's my best buddy ever. He's got son Dave,
who you might see doing the SEC network basketball and football.
(20:24):
And his other son, Rob is an attorney at PGA Tour.
So I don't call Bob Bob. I called him my bubba.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
That's cool. Before I want to know what you got
on Tampa next next week, dear, I just love to
got to find that picture. Are you with the San
Diego chicken? You know always made fun of your those
your legs? Are you riding the chicken? You know Bob
Neil was making fun of you back then?
Speaker 6 (20:50):
How about you?
Speaker 8 (20:51):
What happened was the question I asked him. I said, so,
why did you cross the road? So he didn't talk, obviously,
he took that big beak and put my head in
And I'd love to see that clip if I can
ever fight on.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
I never know what kind of the navy you're gonna
bring up.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Lewis Grazarre from Atlanta, one of the most famous like
in our area growing up right a.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Column is says Nate, all right, hands on what you
got for next week?
Speaker 8 (21:18):
Now, buddy, you know what I'm gonna talk about what
I did at the PGA tour. It was pretty interesting
network television and production company and all that. I think
you'll find this fascinating.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Always doing, my boy, you have a great rest of
your week. We'll catch up with you next week.
Speaker 8 (21:33):
Okay, guys, see you later.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
All right, my buddy, thank you.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
All right, y'all, Well, let's play it wordy word one
ain't hundred big show you told Freelne. We'll get a
couple of contestants and play next.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
That's a big sean alright here, we're gonning to your
Tuesday October twenty two, twenty twenty four, Today's featured track
from The Big shore bet box was laying on He
is a crocodile Starger Halloween edition.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
And right now it is wordy Word Tuesday edition.
Speaker 6 (22:31):
Right, I gott it this do everybody's head about the bed, the.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Big of wordy word of the wordy word. Let's meet
our contestants. We got Brittany from four sides Georgia. Good morning, Brittany, Hey,
hey good, ain't he doing good? Is the mama?
Speaker 1 (22:49):
And we got the baby daddy, Ron also from four side,
Georgia hold out the lie.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Good morning, Ron, Hey, good morning.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
I'm excited this can be welcome and I'm.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Glad you' all here.
Speaker 5 (23:02):
Thank you for having it.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
All right, good well, I will put you on Tater's team,
all right, tat all right, me and Brittany. All right, Brendany,
let's go for the first thirty seconds. See how many
we can put on.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
Alright, then hold up vera alright.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Then okay, all right, Brittany, here we go start the
clock right now. They will give you when you do
something to say, here's how to do this.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Let me give you in know another I'll show you
how to do it. Let me just on this side.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
I'll get yes, all right, okay, you got to take
your car in for blank. If it gets a dent,
take it in for at the blank at the blank shop.
That's where he works in the blank shop.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
You fix it. What do you do when you fix something? Repair?
Speaker 10 (24:02):
Cop?
Speaker 4 (24:03):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Wow, Britty, we started off with two hard words. There
you got them on the board. All right, let's get
out for Taita and see some thousand horses.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
I wish there was.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Just show me Ron. Are you ready, buddy?
Speaker 5 (24:27):
I'm ready?
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Okay, b word and go to to go to the wedding.
Speaker 4 (24:33):
You need a what a blank?
Speaker 2 (24:36):
The card?
Speaker 4 (24:37):
The card is called a what.
Speaker 5 (24:40):
Yes, sir?
Speaker 4 (24:41):
You get cut?
Speaker 1 (24:42):
You heal?
Speaker 6 (24:42):
It leaves a what.
Speaker 7 (24:45):
No no, no, your skin know your skinned, but it
leaves this it's already healed. But at least yes, there
is a blank box when you go fishing, a blank box?
Tackle box the month after February?
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Oh the bus, don't say it?
Speaker 7 (25:09):
All right?
Speaker 2 (25:10):
That's right, Well that's the way to play.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Thank you for playing the right way, Ron, And you
took the lead by one a three to two? All right, Brittany,
Now we could use some points. Are you ready?
Speaker 4 (25:23):
I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Now we're picking up on that last one. Ready, go
the month after February. Mark, Yes, a blank of birds,
A group A blank of bird? Yes?
Speaker 3 (25:37):
What?
Speaker 7 (25:38):
Uh huh?
Speaker 2 (25:38):
Pirates? Look for stolen?
Speaker 7 (25:40):
What treasure?
Speaker 3 (25:42):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Uh huh. Read the blank on your medicine to see
what's in it, or on your food, can read the.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
No, the thing is stuck on it?
Speaker 5 (25:53):
What label?
Speaker 2 (25:55):
That's it? Beef? Blank? You dried out?
Speaker 10 (25:58):
Need it?
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Beef turkeys?
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Bamn, girl, Brandy. We put a five on the board,
a total of you and Taylor need four to tie
and force over time. Five will win? Ready?
Speaker 7 (26:20):
Wrong?
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Oh, I'm ready and go.
Speaker 4 (26:24):
Women will do this to their eyebrows. It's like to
pluck it.
Speaker 7 (26:27):
But it's also the word another word for plucking it
or you like you might blank your nose hair, or
you might do this to get a splinter out.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Oh my god.
Speaker 7 (26:38):
Yeah, it's it's like a pincher that you use. It's
and you blank that you blank it. I don't know
another worry to say it, but yeah, yeah, but you
have an instrument and you use the instrument to pull
it out.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
It's a family. That's the toughest word ever. And if
you got it, Ronnie, you should get like like two
points for that. So all six still one short. That's
just cruel.
Speaker 6 (27:13):
I know, I do.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Hey, we appreciate y'all playing. That was a lot of fun.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
And Brittany, you got one hundred twenty dollars where a
wonderful bullsnunt cleaning products headed down to you.
Speaker 5 (27:27):
Awesome.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
I'm sorry, excited, Thank you so much. All right, thank
you so much.
Speaker 4 (27:32):
That was awesome.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Thank y'all.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Glad to have y'all's listeners, and glad you played with
us this morning. Hang on, good morning, got the big
showing the radio. Got our bit request in the morning.
John Spivey out of Gastonia, North Carolina says, how about
a check in with a mayor of Dismal Seeperts. You
got it John, coming up next?
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
It's a big shon a radio listener, John Spiby, And
I guess, don't you North Carolina? Listen up?
Speaker 2 (28:25):
John, just got you with quint.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
And it is there's always something exciting happening in beautiful
Dismal Seapret, South Carolina. And here to tell us all
about it as a mayor himself, the Honorable Merwin Q Fiddleswoop.
Good morning, mister mayor.
Speaker 6 (28:42):
Good morning, John boy, and all your wonderful listeners.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
So it was on Tapas weekend.
Speaker 5 (28:47):
That's a great question, John boy. Well, it was supposed
to be a big Volkswagen collector celebration, but through a
weird scheduling error, we accidentally double booked, or should I
say do d book.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Well that's quite an intriguing set up. So what happened?
Speaker 5 (29:04):
Well, I got a call from the folks at Miss
Busty Coastal Carolina Competition and they made me an offer
I couldn't could I couldn't refuse. So I combined the
two and next thing, you know, say hello to the
very first dismal seepage, Bugs and Jugs celebration. Well that's
a genius move and you could kiss my Oh thank
you much. So what was the offer? You couldn't refuse?
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Money judging the contest a candlelight dinner with a winner.
Speaker 6 (29:33):
How dare you, sir?
Speaker 5 (29:35):
You think I'd sink so low as to turn a
profit off my political office or use it to leverage
some sort of illicit assegnation with a young lady preferably blonde, minimum.
Speaker 6 (29:46):
Sea cup and no older than twenty five. You have
wounded me, sir, Well.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
I was talking about the Volkswagen Festival.
Speaker 5 (29:54):
The weekend kicks off with a customary parade down Main
Street and leading the wa is the world famous Saucy
Sadies all girl jug band.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Very nice? Is this a bunch of hot girls playing
moonshine jugs?
Speaker 5 (30:08):
Nope?
Speaker 10 (30:10):
The schriders will be on the end, zooming through the
streets and little tiny volkswagons.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
So what's a time with the other festival?
Speaker 6 (30:18):
Oh, the headlights all look like you know, boobies.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
I assume they're own high beams.
Speaker 6 (30:25):
You know it, John Boy, And that's the tip of
the iceberg.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Tip, got it.
Speaker 10 (30:33):
We'll have all the custom bugs on display at the
John Stamos Fairgrounds and Events Center. Get your picture taken
with your favorite car, and the Missbusty Coastal Carolina contestants
will be posing for pictures.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
For a small fee, so you get to cut it that.
Speaker 5 (30:50):
We'll have food galore.
Speaker 10 (30:53):
Be sure and check out Chicky Teats chicken breast sandwiches.
Remember their motto to get a better piece of chicken,
you would have to be a rooster, and everyone's gonna.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
Get in line. Very classic.
Speaker 5 (31:07):
Well, if it's classy you're looking for, John Boy, we'll
have an educational display in a tent where the Miss
Busty Coastal Carolina gows talk about the benefits of breastfeeding.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Gee, sounds like a peep show, Yeah it does. It
is thankful for the kids. Thanks for reminding me, John Boyce.
We've got bumper cars with many versions of the classic
bugs sponsored by Hal Himmler's Classic German motor Cars, and
everyone's favorite bouncy houses sponsored by Nip and Tuck, Nate's
(31:38):
Breast Implants and Jel soul inserts.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
Let me guess the bouncy houses are just big boons.
Speaker 10 (31:46):
The weekend, Wi's down with a concert by Triple f
Cup Wonder Lady Tata backed up by the Crouton Shout
All Accordion Orchestra. Then will award the winner of the
Best Volkswagon, capping off with the contest for Miss Busty
Coastal Carolina. All outdoors under that stars at Jack elam
(32:06):
amphitheas outdoors.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
So I'm looking at my weather forecas it calls for rain.
This isn't some sort of attempt at wet t shirt contest,
is it?
Speaker 2 (32:16):
So don't be a boog.
Speaker 5 (32:19):
Bug your family and come on down to the Big big,
really big in some cases dismal seepag Bugs and Jugs
Festival This weekend.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
Morning, It's a Big.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
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Animal Channel presents the Crocodile Stoker.
Speaker 10 (33:18):
Traveling around the world in search of exotic wildlife, then
annoying the crap out of them.
Speaker 5 (33:23):
Now, Dear Steve, thank you, love A good day everyone.
We're here in Transylvania, Romania. I am the beautiful cop
Ethian Mountains. It's the dead of night here and it's
not comforting to know that this is the home to
one of the greatest legends of all time, lad the Impala,
also known as Dracula.
Speaker 6 (33:42):
We run into a little mad weather, but no matter.
We've got plenty of power.
Speaker 5 (33:46):
In this big halogen flashlight and we're gonna need it tonight.
We are hot on the trail of the cop Athian
gray Wolf, a big and powerful carnivore. He hunts mostly
at night. His enormous size has led the local villagers
to believe that this big nocturnal predator could actually be
a were wolf.
Speaker 6 (34:04):
They was close by. Better take cover under one of
these tall trees.
Speaker 5 (34:08):
That's better. I don't think we'll be seeing any were
wolves on this tree. I hope it seems to keep
moving in this direction. I'll just stay put and with
any like at all, we'll get an up closer personal
look at the red gray wolf. Oh crikey, Look here
at the base of the tree. Pull prints and are
they huge? This is gonna be one big wolf. I
(34:31):
only hope this stool pieces quickly. This lightning could be
extremely dangerous.
Speaker 6 (34:41):
See yeah, wait one second while I put my head out.
Speaker 5 (34:46):
Better, I could only.
Speaker 6 (34:49):
Get out from under this fallen trees. Looks like I'm
stack here for a while, but I hope not for
that wolf is getting a.
Speaker 5 (35:01):
Little too close for comfort. Look, bluck, it looks like
one of the villagers has decided to take a little
late night stroll or I don't know if he's gonna
be much help.
Speaker 6 (35:11):
He doesn't look so good.
Speaker 5 (35:12):
He's a frightful shade of green, and that stiff legged
gate is characteristic of arthritis very common in this region,
and his arms are thrust out in front of him
like he's feeling his way along or bunk of must
have lost his glasses and look at his head flat
as a table.
Speaker 6 (35:27):
This guy's a real train rank. If it wasn't for
those boats in his neck, his head.
Speaker 5 (35:31):
Had probably Now he's my only hope evening mate, and
a sore throat to both blokes in worse shape than
I am. Have about a little helpier captain Ah, Now good,
he can barely budge this tree.
Speaker 6 (35:51):
He's weak as a kitten. Oh, you better take over, mate.
Speaker 5 (35:59):
That lightning is right, Whitney, yikes, that lightning struck him
dead on those big bolts. Are you are right, skipper?
Speaker 7 (36:08):
Ha ha?
Speaker 6 (36:10):
What and dandy?
Speaker 5 (36:11):
I'd say he threw that fallen tree like a booth pit.
Looks like the lightning was just to pick me up
he needed likes a tan brew put her there?
Speaker 6 (36:18):
A local? Sure have a strange way of saying alone.
Speaker 5 (36:27):
Was it something I said?
Speaker 6 (36:27):
Big fella?
Speaker 5 (36:29):
Oh guess so, Hariche looks like he's not done with
me yet. Well, I'd better make tracks out of this neighborhood.
What like the rain is stopped, the clouds have parted,
and the beautiful full moon is lighting up the countryside.
But I can even see that gigantic wolf blocking my
(36:49):
path now, now, nice dormy, what a magnificent specimen.
Speaker 6 (36:54):
Oh, he's gorgeous and huge.
Speaker 2 (36:59):
You know, I've never seen a gray wolf walk on
its hind legs before.
Speaker 6 (37:01):
It's amazing.
Speaker 5 (37:03):
It almost makes him look human. And I think he's
smiling at me. And here he comes. Why hold steel?
Maybe he won't bother me.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
Then again, maybe he will. I'll BLI me. He slashed
my midsection open, so that's what my guts look like.
Speaker 5 (37:22):
That's smart, But it might be a good idea to
turn around and go in the other directions. No, it
won't be going this way right. It looks like Ol
Steve is in a bit of a pickle between a
wolf and a hard place, as it were, and they're
closing it fast. At least the situation couldn't get any worse.
Might get a giant back pretty come from?
Speaker 6 (37:44):
How stop it?
Speaker 5 (37:46):
God, shoot, get out of me. I can't get away
from I don't know how much Lord I can hold
out Hell, Hell, but meantween loose set I am contract.
This sucks.
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