May 7, 2024 • 40 mins
Tuesday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Marci has a brand new edition of What to Watch.. - We’ll see what the Big Show Drive In Theater has planned for the weekend.. - The Rabbi reviews the new Fall Guy movie.. - Big Show Brat Sherman Pratt has a few thoughts on foreign foods.. - Married Man has a Mother’s Day three way.. - Marvin Webster went to Mike’s Wedding.. - and we’ll close things out today with Hoyt & the Junior Nation Band’s “Game of Thrones”..
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
How do you fool gormands? Shrim and prep the big
choper out here with today's topic orign cuisine. About the
time you get old enough to stomach your parents cooking,
they decide you need to broaden your culinary horizons, so
they start taking you out to places that they like to,
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namely places they don't have burgers, fries, and a ball crawl.
They start with Chinese food. If you're lucky, they take
you to a buffet. That way you can suck back
enough low end chicken nuggets and blue jello to survive.
Your folks won't put up with that for long, and
soon they'll be piling your plate with all kinds of
creepy looking stuff. It's chock full of vegetables you never
(00:47):
heard of, and it smells like bugs. For it again,
and they say, with that Stepford glaze in their eyes,
we figure it's not killing them. So you lift a
fork fall and just before you shovel it in, you
see it a tentacle swinging among the back choi and
Chintaucki mushrooms. Your little kid brain spins, Jiminy Christmas. This
(01:09):
thing came off an octopus. It's official. Your parents are
trying to kill you. Their only chance for escape is
to burst into tears and make up some hokey story
about the octopus being your favorite animal.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Your parents will feel.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Horribly guilty and stop at the local fast food joint
to help you take.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
The edge off.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
But it's only the beginning. They'll make you try that
Indian curry stuff that'll burn your insides all the way down.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
The pike, if you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
They'll take you to a Mexican place, and just when
you think you'll sneak by it with a taco, they
bring you something on a stick that looks like your
neighbor's chihuahua. At some point, your folks will ask you,
what do you want to try? Tell them you won't
be happy until you've eaten a Viking restaurant. That'll keep
them busy until next time. This is Sherman Pratt reminding
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you it's a kid's.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
World rule it.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Thank you there, Sure, well, that's that can happen if
you have kids, y'all. Well, let's play Beat the Blonde.
Come on one eight hundred, big show. You told free line.
We'll get a contestant play next. Good morning. That's a
(02:43):
big show. On the radio for your Tuesday, May seventh.
Today's feature track from the Big Show Good Box brought
you by Shawlott Motor Speedway, home of the Coca Cola
six hundred Sunday, May twenty six point in the Junior
Nation Band got on that rocks about the game my Thrones.
Search for keyword Thrones. It gets you some more. The
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Gun Nation Band out of the Big Box at the
Big Show dot Com.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Right now, it's.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Time to try to eat the blonde. If you can
work with our tater that helps prose me their contested
Brad from Haleyville, Alabama. Good morning, Brad, Hello Brad, Oh,
good morning, hey boy, welcome in here.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
Brad. Know what we're gonna do.
Speaker 6 (03:39):
What I just so I appreciate him?
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Good morning to go. Okay, thank you, buddy. So you
know we're gonna ask Tator some questions you agree or disagree,
get too right for too wrong? Whin it's big old
Redmax prospect. All right, all right, alright then, well marschair's
brown out of haley Bood.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Brad.
Speaker 7 (03:58):
Okay, good morning tainer.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Before a cow will give you any milk, she has
to have something very important.
Speaker 8 (04:07):
What udderss you don't want to be milking the wrong cow,
my friend.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Ah, no, you don't.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Know, tell that farmer, Fred. No, My my answer is horns.
They need to have horns.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Okay, so forget utters, Brad.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
We knew that.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
So horns. If your cow has horns, they will give
you milk. Brad, agree or disagree.
Speaker 6 (04:48):
I'm gonna have to disagree with that.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
And that was the thing to do. Yeah. I think
they will hudder in the horn. They they need a calf.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Oh so he got it right, he gets a out.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
He disagreed with you. Okay, good, thank you, Thank you
for paying attention. I was all here milking out, milking
the ball over here, all right.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Yeah, I'm a city girl. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Yeah, I got yeah, I know the whole. I really
do know most of it. I actually own some.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Yeah, do you milk them?
Speaker 3 (05:30):
No?
Speaker 5 (05:31):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (05:37):
All right, so that's one right, all right, good, good
one right? All right? And now, Marcy, many celebrities and
other wealthy people say they not only bathe in it,
they also drink it. What is it.
Speaker 9 (05:55):
Water?
Speaker 3 (06:00):
You know, that's just a saying about how hard she is.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
You drink it? I think they bathe in spring water
bottled water bottled drink.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
They drink it and bathe in bottle spring water. Brad
agree or disagree.
Speaker 6 (06:19):
I ain't really got a clue, but I'm all agree
with it.
Speaker 7 (06:21):
This south stupid, right, Well.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Let's see that's the wind right there, Buddy is all right,
and still like the thing. I thought it might have
been milk. You know, since we were talking about milk,
remember that I want to fill a bathtub up with milk,
you know, and then drink it. No, so you don't
(06:50):
know how to help me set up at jokes?
Speaker 2 (06:52):
No, I don't know the joke.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Yeah, so say okay, so yeah, I'd like a bathtub
of milk to bathe them. Okay, and when do you
want this delivered? No, no, that's not anither.
Speaker 8 (07:04):
How about I said, okay, I would have a bathtub
full of milk to bathing.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Well, then you're gonna have to know the punchline. But
let's let's go ahead and work shop. Would you like
that milk past your eyes?
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Yes? No, no, I know, No, I don't want to up.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
My boobs will be fine. Just walk a walk away
up to my weds and I was splashing up. Okay, yes,
y'all say, oh hey, Brad. It worked out good for
you there, bunny, But go Redmax Prize back head down
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to your pad in Alabama.
Speaker 6 (07:43):
Well, I appreciate it, y'all. Remember last week we all
were talking about the nine words that a woman says
it was right whatever and in the sigh and a
few other different ones.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Uh huh, Yeah, I went.
Speaker 6 (07:55):
I went home that night and I started to argument
with my wife. When I got her to say all
nine of them. Before the argument it was over.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Oh that surprise for from bright out there, Jaggy and
where are you living now? Same place? Believe it or not.
Don't worried that buddy.
Speaker 6 (08:14):
After I told her y'all put me up to it,
she was good with it.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Had them boy, I see if that works every time?
All bro, will you have boy? We appreciate you, my buddy,
Glad you won. Hang on bottom of the hour and
top of your news. Right on the other side our
time capsule, We're gonna see a packer's chosen for jury. Dude.
(08:40):
You see whether he's gonna join us. This is the
(09:13):
award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show, the South's
number one exports people.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
Can you feel it? Loves in my heart?
Speaker 3 (09:33):
People? Can you feel it? No?
Speaker 10 (09:35):
No, no, no.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Loves love this everywhere.
Speaker 11 (09:38):
I've a new movie, loves in.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
My love is everywhere.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
I love man.
Speaker 5 (09:45):
I love this.
Speaker 10 (09:47):
Chronic lyricosis. It can strike anyone at any age. It's
victims think they know the lyrics to popular songs, completely
unaware that they're completely clueless.
Speaker 11 (09:58):
Bring me in, learn long, bring me and I.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Earn long iron long. No no, no, it's in an accident. No,
it's your car.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Long higher loan.
Speaker 10 (10:12):
Chronic lucosis strikes its victims without warning, but it also
takes a terrible toll on friends and loved ones.
Speaker 11 (10:19):
Taking carrot biscuits every day?
Speaker 12 (10:22):
What bacon carrot biscuits?
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Making you wear they can carrot biscuits.
Speaker 11 (10:28):
Hey, it's all right, baking cat biscuits.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
And waiting on a pipe.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Look, no, no, take it?
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Hey, hey, hey, taking care of business?
Speaker 11 (10:38):
Shut out. I understand a bat indgestion.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
I don't care if it gets.
Speaker 11 (10:47):
Me hard now, people living in constipation?
Speaker 3 (10:52):
How long long is to have off bees up? Piece
of mind?
Speaker 11 (11:03):
By I see iron hog it.
Speaker 10 (11:05):
There's no sure yet, but there is hope. Who was
search funded by your gifts to the American chronic lyricosis Society.
Speaker 11 (11:12):
Home Michleser, Tony Danceer, what calt the head lie down
and hallwe.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
What laser Donna sheet leaner? No, no, no, no sheets
some Leonard, no business today. You got it all wrong.
I'm burn to then.
Speaker 5 (11:38):
No.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
No, it's a tiny dance. It's not a tiny dance.
It's a tiny dancer. The head lies down, mar Bell
some day.
Speaker 13 (11:52):
Monkey play piano song, play piano song.
Speaker 10 (11:58):
No, it's someday.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
It's French French monkey. Yeah.
Speaker 10 (12:06):
Send your tax deductible contribution to the American chronic Lyricosa Society.
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that too.
Speaker 11 (12:19):
Chicken STAPERI lit pack a bath of leaves tonight. I've
got two chickenstparlat won't you pack a bath of leaves tonight?
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Chickens barrel?
Speaker 10 (12:45):
Yeah No, John boyam Dilly, I wish I had a
boys like that on radio.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
When he's better radio voices, Morning.
Speaker 7 (12:58):
Radio done right, Good morning.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
It's a big showing alradio action.
Speaker 12 (13:33):
Hello friends, you're old help Bern Bern here and welcome
to John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
Today's episode the wanted man.
Speaker 12 (13:41):
As our story opens, Officer Claude Fessenden is giving a
tour of the police station to an elementary school field trip.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Watch where you're going, kids. Just step over that blood?
Speaker 4 (13:51):
Ah?
Speaker 3 (13:52):
Gross?
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Can I touch it?
Speaker 9 (13:54):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (13:54):
It's evidence.
Speaker 14 (13:55):
Oh, this is the booking desk and where we put
the hammer down on the purpse. This is where we
bring him to be processed. You may like cattle sometimes. Hey,
what are.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
All those pictures on the wall? A?
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Yes, this is the wall of shame.
Speaker 14 (14:13):
These are the countries most wanted fugitives, scoff laws, now
do wells, dirt bags, the worst of the worst.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Which what is the worst?
Speaker 15 (14:22):
What?
Speaker 2 (14:22):
And is it the guy with the mustache?
Speaker 3 (14:24):
Oh that's a picture of my wife. Tell me about it. Now.
Speaker 14 (14:31):
If you're looking for public endemy number one, it's this
man Tucker close talker turner. He's wanted in all fifty
states or murder, fraud, murder, kidnapping, murder and murder.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Oh who'd have guessed it?
Speaker 14 (14:47):
All right, gettos. Let's go to the fingerprint room and
make a mess, shall we.
Speaker 16 (14:51):
Officer Lisa, Hey, Claude, when are you going to catch
that close talker guy?
Speaker 14 (15:05):
Well, hopefully soon. We've been after him for five years now, Wow, can.
Speaker 17 (15:09):
I ask Can I ask you another question? When you
took his picture? Why didn't you just keep him?
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Son of them?
Speaker 12 (15:26):
And how we hope you enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 17 (15:31):
Oh mister, my dad has a mustache just like your wife's.
Speaker 12 (15:38):
Tune in next time when we're here Officer Fessenden's mustache,
the old wife.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Saying, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. Ooh good,
more than everybody more big show to come. Hang where
you are, yo?
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Never mind, he's out. Good morning. It's a big show
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on the radio. Ride But around that big show, bit box,
and get a chancey. I featured track of today Heart
in the Junior Nation Band, The Game of Thrones, the
Thrones Band.
Speaker 9 (17:08):
There you go.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
Looking at the big Box. Oh, look around there, Big
show Warehouse, Old Donnie, look on the back of the shelves.
Ooh found something might have been gone flat by now No, not.
Speaker 7 (17:25):
Bigg show.
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check this out.
Speaker 10 (17:37):
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Speaker 4 (18:38):
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Morta shows on the radio because you have to tune
out the paps blue em You was well, we're hoping
was going.
Speaker 8 (18:44):
Flat because I was like, yes, they're real and they're Spectacus'
go flat five.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
Give it alright, let's say here, prize Pouel Packer is
like he's doing jury duty, really is this morning? We
don't know whether he's gonna be stuck with it. We
can catch up with him tomorrow something I mean, not stuck.
I mean.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
He's just swimming in the pool or he's actually having it.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
We'll see what happens with pack. But hey, lucky for
us and his mother's day coming up this Sunday, and
we have a special married man that we get to
play right here, and then we'll play some wordy word
for the big ol' ls tractor prize pack all right,
hit it.
Speaker 13 (19:37):
My readmand, my redman drive surrounding on minivan, God, my
wife and some kids. His whole life's on the kids.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
There goes my read man.
Speaker 13 (19:51):
House. He feel Listen, dude, this guy's really screwed, hanging
on by a thread cord of milk loafoot bread. Hey,
there there goes the married man, got a big gas grill,
buys his clothes at the gap and he's just about
(20:11):
hanging on followed this car man, reed man man, read man,
friendly neighborhood, married man or has no sing life.
Speaker 4 (20:21):
Or let him do what they She says, it's about.
Speaker 13 (20:25):
Time he grew We mar there's a screw up. You'll
find the married mane.
Speaker 10 (20:32):
As our story opens, married man is making a stop
at his friendly neighborhood convenience stall when he runs into
his old pal college money.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
Hey, married man, how's it hanging?
Speaker 5 (20:41):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (20:41):
So hanging? I mean, how's it going? Oh fine?
Speaker 9 (20:44):
How are you?
Speaker 3 (20:45):
He didn't expect to see you out running around on
Mother's Day Sunday. Oh, just picking up a few things.
Speaker 10 (20:50):
Let's see here fuses, friction tape or chapstick.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
Life since you had to get tampons. Huh yeah, we're
our holes anyway. Right over there between the cat food
and the disposable diaper, Hey, married man, isn't that the
shrew phone?
Speaker 18 (21:06):
I wish you wouldn't keep calling it that. I'm afraid
of the accidentally slip out sometime. Excuse me, Hello, Yes, honey,
I'm there now. Yes, yes, they have them. No, I
don't see the super MAXI just the right guitar Max. No,
I don't think these have the wings. Yes, I know
(21:27):
we're supposed to make them your mother in fifteen minutes. Yes,
I'll be right there, no problem. No, I don't remember
if she said she wanted to go to the Chinese place.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
Or the Mexican place.
Speaker 10 (21:40):
Hold up, that's okay, we could Yes, I'll hold Hey,
what's happening. We just got that three way calling feature
on our phone. She's getting her mother on the phone. Hello, Yes,
I'm still here. Okay, she's putting her on Hello Hello,
mother Fletcher. I'm fine.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
How are you?
Speaker 9 (22:05):
Oh that's a shame.
Speaker 10 (22:07):
Well, try not to scratch it.
Speaker 18 (22:09):
Yes, honey, I can hear her. Fine, what well, actually,
mother Fletcher, the Chinese and the Mexican are both really
in the same price for it? No, off hand, I
don't know if they use MSG at the Chinese place. Yes,
I know it makes you go to see the Mexican
(22:31):
sometimes gives you gas. No, I wouldn't want that either. Yes,
it is kind of a difficult choice. Listen, I'm on
the shoe, I mean the mobile phone right now. Let
me hang up and YouTube can talk it over. No,
I don't think it'll break the connection. Let's let's give it.
Let's just give it a try.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
How would that be yet?
Speaker 18 (22:53):
Yes, honey, I'm going.
Speaker 10 (22:54):
To the check out right now.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
I'll be home in five minutes.
Speaker 10 (22:58):
What's that, mother Fletcher? Yes, I'm right right beside the
candy cover one of those Reesa's peanut butter eggs. I
believe they only sell those at Easter.
Speaker 9 (23:09):
Mother Fletcher.
Speaker 10 (23:11):
Well, yes, I guess there could be one or two
left over. All right, I'll chuck on it for you,
could you too?
Speaker 3 (23:18):
Hold on for just a.
Speaker 10 (23:19):
Second, hey, college buddy, Yeah, do you want a gun?
Speaker 3 (23:22):
Sure? In fact, I got it in the truck right now.
Speaker 10 (23:25):
Go out, get it, bring it in, and then shoot me.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
Well, married man?
Speaker 10 (23:31):
Finally, snap, Will there be any more peanut butter eggs?
Will the cluk speak English? Tune in again? Next time
we will hear the little woman say, mother Fletcher say,
and married man say?
Speaker 3 (23:45):
Mmmm? Saves go jam.
Speaker 10 (23:47):
You know you really ought to clean this thing more often.
Bos speak that tightening adventure coming your way, same married time,
same married channel.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Love you'll find them married? No, Oh, that's a good one,
married man, good luck. All Well, let's play worthy word
one eight hundred big show you told free line across America.
We'll get a couple of contestants team up and play next.
Speaker 5 (24:39):
Good morning.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
That's a big show on the radio for you. Tuesday,
May seventh. Today's feature track from the Big Show bed
Box brought you by shot him on the Speedway Coke Cola.
Six Sunday May Undersunion Nation Man. Game of Thrones. There's
the keyword Thrones. Hit the Big Box at the Big
Show dot Com. I got on their this Monday. Gang
(25:01):
you do, We'll call you Blinton. I went to everybody's
head about the bad, the wordy word, and the worthy word.
Lets meet the contestants. We got Graham from Bluntville, Tennessee.
Good morning, Graham, Good morning, buddy, welcome. And we got
James some Pencil Cola, Florida. Come on a James, good morning,
(25:23):
good morning. Tell you you get to Florida, ma'am. All right,
all right, I take Graham, name of my hometown in
North Carolina. How about that?
Speaker 13 (25:34):
Like?
Speaker 3 (25:36):
All right? All right, oh James, you relax me and
Graham and go for the first thirty seconds your oh right,
it we go starting the clock. Now went to the
eye doctor, I have twenty twenty yeah, uh huh uh
(25:57):
give me did you see that candy reach in there?
Give me a blank blank two syllable words? Reaching in there?
Give me a blank of those?
Speaker 5 (26:07):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (26:08):
What what do you have fingers on? That's your what?
Speaker 13 (26:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (26:14):
So give me yeah, so give me a hand? What
of those?
Speaker 5 (26:18):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (26:19):
All right?
Speaker 9 (26:19):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (26:20):
When you steal?
Speaker 7 (26:21):
When you clap?
Speaker 5 (26:24):
Dog?
Speaker 3 (26:24):
Gon it?
Speaker 10 (26:26):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (26:27):
Why do I get a fitting when I leave that?
Taylor and Jackie says around, comes up with hard words
for me to.
Speaker 4 (26:39):
Say.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
Wow, all right, what we end up with a two
on the board there, Graham, you did good, But what
you had to work with a James and Taylor for
their round one? All right? You ready, James, I'm ready
and go.
Speaker 8 (26:54):
When the audience is clapping and they get up on
their feet, what is that called standing?
Speaker 3 (27:00):
A pause?
Speaker 7 (27:00):
Standing?
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Ovation?
Speaker 2 (27:01):
That's correct.
Speaker 8 (27:02):
You put these on before you put your shoes on
your socks. This is an ink blank. It's not an
ink blank.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
You're right with it? Yes, Oh hey, this is you.
You You blank your garden and then it'll grow. You
have to do this first.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
You have a planet.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Yeah, you put pull these on.
Speaker 5 (27:25):
In the mornings.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
You went through some toughies. You got four four on
the board by Groll let's see what we can do,
buddy with round two. All right, start the clock now,
put these on one leg at a time. Yes, that's
(27:58):
it building blank Kids play with building with this.
Speaker 5 (28:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
A bird has this between his eyes. Bird. Yeah. Uh,
all right, okay. This is the little yellow things that
you put on the wall, you make your you write
on it. And there are two words. It's called another
word for posted. Is that it stays on your hand?
Speaker 5 (28:23):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (28:24):
Blank note? I don't know. I guess they're just making
up words. Sticky note. I think, all right, well we
get the three on a two of five score, so
well you lost show me that word? No, yeah, it
(28:45):
said sticky note. Yeah, And he said yeah, I was that,
Yeah I was. I mean, it's not gonna count. I
was just pointing out how I never heard of a
sticky note. When you out, it's like the teacher just
caught you with gum out. Well, I said, hey, hend
(29:08):
me a post it note? Is that what we call him?
So you have heard sticky up? That is a thing. Okay, Okay,
I was trying to I think she was calling out
because yeah, because I was troun to sneak a bell
in there. All right, so anyway, so it is five
to four right now. So Tater and James probably got
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this one in hand.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
So we got the point. We didn't get the point,
but we don't have to guess it.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
Okay, No, yeah, that's throwing away sticky note. I wanted
to discuss it because I felt, all right.
Speaker 4 (29:45):
All right, James, get out there and have fun. I
will over here, ready to go.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
This is just just give me your blank on this.
Do you like my top?
Speaker 3 (29:55):
Just give me your opinion.
Speaker 8 (30:00):
It's blanky blank week. This means that like they're they're
your competitor, they're your what like two teams, two football
teams like you know, Georgia and Clemson. They're blanks.
Speaker 9 (30:13):
College football team.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
Yeah, but it's what do you call it when it's
a big game to go? Oh, it's blanky blink week?
You do, it's your you know? I?
Speaker 5 (30:25):
Well, looking here.
Speaker 8 (30:26):
One we go.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
We going overtime.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Okay, you're welcome. I totally didn't mean to do that.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
I thought, yeah, you know it on purpose. All right,
let's let's me and you, Yeah we do. We got
an extra fifteen seconds. Let's see what we can go with.
All right, all right, Okay, we're picking up on that
last one. Hold on, let me get all my button
all right, I ain't gonna touch No, I'm picking up
on that last one and go North Carolina, South Carolina
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or bitter? What your your biggest what?
Speaker 5 (31:16):
No? Right?
Speaker 7 (31:23):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (31:24):
Good as all right? It came to them all right.
James and Taylor, you're extra fifteen seconds and you got
a brand new word ready go.
Speaker 8 (31:42):
Your parents may say this blank on you. You shouldn't
have done that, blank on you. Yes, this is when
you say you're gonna do it and you follow through.
Speaker 5 (31:51):
You made a.
Speaker 4 (31:54):
Bank.
Speaker 3 (31:55):
Yes, promise, that's it. That's the wind, shoot on and
over time. That was work. I agree him up. Tennis, say, buddy,
you can try again any time. Appreciate you playing man.
All right, buddy too. Man and James over in Pensacola,
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you have earned your LS tractor prize. Pack will get
down to you cool.
Speaker 7 (32:21):
I appreciate it a buddy.
Speaker 3 (32:24):
Good morning, bas shows on the radio. Bit request time
Jerry Sims out of rowing over Virginia. Could y'all pick
Marvin Webster for the next bit. He's great, Yes he is,
Jerry and he is coming up next. Good morning, it's
(33:07):
a big show. On the radio bed request time, Jerry
Sims from rowing over Virginia. I want to spend a
few minutes with Marvin Webster. Yoh, what's up?
Speaker 9 (33:17):
How y'all doing?
Speaker 1 (33:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (33:18):
Man man.
Speaker 9 (33:18):
A friend of mine named Mike got married over weekend.
I got invited, so I went. So you know, Mike
is a good dude, but I am the only black
man he knows. So I was the only black man
at the wed. I got a bunch of white friends,
So I have been in this situation before. It ain't
bad during all the I dudes and whatnot. Where it
gets tough is at the reception. Being the only black
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dude in the room. Ain't no big deal till the
bride gets done dancing with a daddy and they cut
the cake and all that, because that's when they crank
up the music for the drunk Caucasian dance park.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
All know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 9 (33:54):
I knew it was in trouble when I saw the DJ, tall,
curly headed white dude.
Speaker 3 (34:00):
Ain't right.
Speaker 9 (34:01):
If the DJ at the reception is some thick, dark
see low green looking brother with aviator shades, it's all good.
But if you get boney ass DJ, whitey is gonna
be painful. DJ Whitey don't know nothing about party music.
What's he always kick it off with? Y'all know, Cooling
the Gang celebration the whitest party song in America sell
(34:26):
or break good Time?
Speaker 3 (34:27):
Come On?
Speaker 9 (34:28):
Ain't nothing wrong with Cooling the Gang. But I think
Cool was hanging out with a gang of white people
when he wrote that one.
Speaker 3 (34:34):
And it ain't.
Speaker 9 (34:35):
Nothing makes some black man nervous like a room full
of drunk white folks yelling Yahoo.
Speaker 13 (34:41):
Now.
Speaker 9 (34:41):
Sometimes DJ Whitey will kick it off with the black
eyed peas, which don't help at all. Let's get it
started in here. No, let's not why the white people
need somebody to tell them when it's time for the
fun to start. That's why people at the white dance
party always do that line dancing, jazz, electrics, slide and whatnot.
White people love to line up and have somebody tell
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them how much fun to have. I guess it comes
from all them trips to Disney World when it was
a kid. Oh and one line dance is bad enough,
but it ain't just the electric slide no more. You
hear that it ain't gonna be long till they follow
it up with the cha cha slide. Y'all heard that?
One oh, slide to the right, slide to the left,
right full, one time left ful, one time reverse reverse.
Speaker 3 (35:27):
What's up with that?
Speaker 9 (35:28):
It's like an inner city square dance going on. White
folks need to do what my people do. Work out
your dance moves before you get to the damn party. Okay,
But the most painful part of the evening comes our
number two. That's when some toe up forty year old
white woman and her friends go over and make DJ
Whitey put on the Grease medley. Oh lord, one song
(35:52):
from Grease is bad enough. Now we got two or
three in a row.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
Hell to the note.
Speaker 9 (35:57):
They coming more quick notes here for white wedding people.
Number one, the roof, the roof, the roof is not
on fire. Okay, ain't before people in this room know
how to dance. There's an eight year old girl is
the mother of the bride, and the two gay guys
are playing the web. Everybody else needs to sit down.
(36:18):
And number two, it might be getting hoty in here,
but ain't nobody gonna take off all they close.
Speaker 3 (36:25):
It's just the groom's drunk uncle Fred.
Speaker 9 (36:28):
Y'all know Fred, he's an old dude, Ben Hammerson's about
ten minutes after he walked in the door. Fred is
the one that always hits on the bridesmaids. You know,
that's the part I like to watch, especially when it
goes a little bit too long and the bridemaid's boyfriend
take Uncle Fred outside and lay an ask with fornother.
Now it's a part sell or break good time. Come
on y'all think you about it? I'm Robin West.
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How do you fool gormands? Shrim and prep the big
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time you get old enough to stomach your parents cooking,
they decide you need to broaden your culinary horizons, so
they start taking you out to places that they like to,
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namely places they don't have burgers, fries, and a ball crawl.
They start with Chinese food. If you're lucky, they take
you to a buffet. That way you can suck back
enough low end chicken nuggets and blue jello to survive.
Your folks won't put up with that for long, and
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(00:47):
heard of, and it smells like bugs. For it again,
and they say, with that Stepford glaze in their eyes,
we figure it's not killing them. So you lift a
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Chintaucki mushrooms. Your little kid brain spins, Jiminy Christmas. This
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thing came off an octopus. It's official. Your parents are
trying to kill you. Their only chance for escape is
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about the octopus being your favorite animal.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Your parents will feel.
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Horribly guilty and stop at the local fast food joint
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Speaker 2 (01:28):
The edge off.
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But it's only the beginning. They'll make you try that
Indian curry stuff that'll burn your insides all the way down.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
The pike, if you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
They'll take you to a Mexican place, and just when
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bring you something on a stick that looks like your
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what do you want to try? Tell them you won't
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you it's a kid's.
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World rule it.
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Thank you there, Sure, well, that's that can happen if
you have kids, y'all. Well, let's play Beat the Blonde.
Come on one eight hundred, big show. You told free line.
We'll get a contestant play next. Good morning. That's a
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Speaker 4 (03:12):
Right now, it's.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Time to try to eat the blonde. If you can
work with our tater that helps prose me their contested
Brad from Haleyville, Alabama. Good morning, Brad, Hello Brad, Oh,
good morning, hey boy, welcome in here.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
Brad. Know what we're gonna do.
Speaker 6 (03:39):
What I just so I appreciate him?
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Good morning to go. Okay, thank you, buddy. So you
know we're gonna ask Tator some questions you agree or disagree,
get too right for too wrong? Whin it's big old
Redmax prospect. All right, all right, alright then, well marschair's
brown out of haley Bood.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Brad.
Speaker 7 (03:58):
Okay, good morning tainer.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Before a cow will give you any milk, she has
to have something very important.
Speaker 8 (04:07):
What udderss you don't want to be milking the wrong cow,
my friend.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Ah, no, you don't.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Know, tell that farmer, Fred. No, My my answer is horns.
They need to have horns.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Okay, so forget utters, Brad.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
We knew that.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
So horns. If your cow has horns, they will give
you milk. Brad, agree or disagree.
Speaker 6 (04:48):
I'm gonna have to disagree with that.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
And that was the thing to do. Yeah. I think
they will hudder in the horn. They they need a calf.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Oh so he got it right, he gets a out.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
He disagreed with you. Okay, good, thank you, Thank you
for paying attention. I was all here milking out, milking
the ball over here, all right.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Yeah, I'm a city girl. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Yeah, I got yeah, I know the whole. I really
do know most of it. I actually own some.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Yeah, do you milk them?
Speaker 3 (05:30):
No?
Speaker 5 (05:31):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (05:37):
All right, so that's one right, all right, good, good
one right? All right? And now, Marcy, many celebrities and
other wealthy people say they not only bathe in it,
they also drink it. What is it.
Speaker 9 (05:55):
Water?
Speaker 3 (06:00):
You know, that's just a saying about how hard she is.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
You drink it? I think they bathe in spring water
bottled water bottled drink.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
They drink it and bathe in bottle spring water. Brad
agree or disagree.
Speaker 6 (06:19):
I ain't really got a clue, but I'm all agree
with it.
Speaker 7 (06:21):
This south stupid, right, Well.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Let's see that's the wind right there, Buddy is all right,
and still like the thing. I thought it might have
been milk. You know, since we were talking about milk,
remember that I want to fill a bathtub up with milk,
you know, and then drink it. No, so you don't
(06:50):
know how to help me set up at jokes?
Speaker 2 (06:52):
No, I don't know the joke.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Yeah, so say okay, so yeah, I'd like a bathtub
of milk to bathe them. Okay, and when do you
want this delivered? No, no, that's not anither.
Speaker 8 (07:04):
How about I said, okay, I would have a bathtub
full of milk to bathing.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Well, then you're gonna have to know the punchline. But
let's let's go ahead and work shop. Would you like
that milk past your eyes?
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Yes? No, no, I know, No, I don't want to up.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
My boobs will be fine. Just walk a walk away
up to my weds and I was splashing up. Okay, yes,
y'all say, oh hey, Brad. It worked out good for
you there, bunny, But go Redmax Prize back head down
(07:40):
to your pad in Alabama.
Speaker 6 (07:43):
Well, I appreciate it, y'all. Remember last week we all
were talking about the nine words that a woman says
it was right whatever and in the sigh and a
few other different ones.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Uh huh, Yeah, I went.
Speaker 6 (07:55):
I went home that night and I started to argument
with my wife. When I got her to say all
nine of them. Before the argument it was over.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Oh that surprise for from bright out there, Jaggy and
where are you living now? Same place? Believe it or not.
Don't worried that buddy.
Speaker 6 (08:14):
After I told her y'all put me up to it,
she was good with it.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Had them boy, I see if that works every time?
All bro, will you have boy? We appreciate you, my buddy,
Glad you won. Hang on bottom of the hour and
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You see whether he's gonna join us. This is the
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Chronic lucosis strikes its victims without warning, but it also
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When he's better radio voices, Morning.
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Hello friends, you're old help Bern Bern here and welcome
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Today's episode the wanted man.
Speaker 12 (13:41):
As our story opens, Officer Claude Fessenden is giving a
tour of the police station to an elementary school field trip.
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Watch where you're going, kids. Just step over that blood?
Speaker 4 (13:51):
Ah?
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Gross?
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Can I touch it?
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Oh?
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It's evidence.
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Oh, this is the booking desk and where we put
the hammer down on the purpse. This is where we
bring him to be processed. You may like cattle sometimes. Hey,
what are.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
All those pictures on the wall? A?
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Yes, this is the wall of shame.
Speaker 14 (14:13):
These are the countries most wanted fugitives, scoff laws, now
do wells, dirt bags, the worst of the worst.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Which what is the worst?
Speaker 15 (14:22):
What?
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And is it the guy with the mustache?
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Oh that's a picture of my wife. Tell me about it. Now.
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If you're looking for public endemy number one, it's this
man Tucker close talker turner. He's wanted in all fifty
states or murder, fraud, murder, kidnapping, murder and murder.
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Oh who'd have guessed it?
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All right, gettos. Let's go to the fingerprint room and
make a mess, shall we.
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Officer Lisa, Hey, Claude, when are you going to catch
that close talker guy?
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Well, hopefully soon. We've been after him for five years now, Wow, can.
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I ask Can I ask you another question? When you
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Son of them?
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Oh mister, my dad has a mustache just like your wife's.
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He's just swimming in the pool or he's actually having it.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
We'll see what happens with pack. But hey, lucky for
us and his mother's day coming up this Sunday, and
we have a special married man that we get to
play right here, and then we'll play some wordy word
for the big ol' ls tractor prize pack all right,
hit it.
Speaker 13 (19:37):
My readmand, my redman drive surrounding on minivan, God, my
wife and some kids. His whole life's on the kids.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
There goes my read man.
Speaker 13 (19:51):
House. He feel Listen, dude, this guy's really screwed, hanging
on by a thread cord of milk loafoot bread. Hey,
there there goes the married man, got a big gas grill,
buys his clothes at the gap and he's just about
(20:11):
hanging on followed this car man, reed man man, read man,
friendly neighborhood, married man or has no sing life.
Speaker 4 (20:21):
Or let him do what they She says, it's about.
Speaker 13 (20:25):
Time he grew We mar there's a screw up. You'll
find the married mane.
Speaker 10 (20:32):
As our story opens, married man is making a stop
at his friendly neighborhood convenience stall when he runs into
his old pal college money.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
Hey, married man, how's it hanging?
Speaker 5 (20:41):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (20:41):
So hanging? I mean, how's it going? Oh fine?
Speaker 9 (20:44):
How are you?
Speaker 3 (20:45):
He didn't expect to see you out running around on
Mother's Day Sunday. Oh, just picking up a few things.
Speaker 10 (20:50):
Let's see here fuses, friction tape or chapstick.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
Life since you had to get tampons. Huh yeah, we're
our holes anyway. Right over there between the cat food
and the disposable diaper, Hey, married man, isn't that the
shrew phone?
Speaker 18 (21:06):
I wish you wouldn't keep calling it that. I'm afraid
of the accidentally slip out sometime. Excuse me, Hello, Yes, honey,
I'm there now. Yes, yes, they have them. No, I
don't see the super MAXI just the right guitar Max. No,
I don't think these have the wings. Yes, I know
(21:27):
we're supposed to make them your mother in fifteen minutes. Yes,
I'll be right there, no problem. No, I don't remember
if she said she wanted to go to the Chinese place.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
Or the Mexican place.
Speaker 10 (21:40):
Hold up, that's okay, we could Yes, I'll hold Hey,
what's happening. We just got that three way calling feature
on our phone. She's getting her mother on the phone. Hello, Yes,
I'm still here. Okay, she's putting her on Hello Hello,
mother Fletcher. I'm fine.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
How are you?
Speaker 9 (22:05):
Oh that's a shame.
Speaker 10 (22:07):
Well, try not to scratch it.
Speaker 18 (22:09):
Yes, honey, I can hear her. Fine, what well, actually,
mother Fletcher, the Chinese and the Mexican are both really
in the same price for it? No, off hand, I
don't know if they use MSG at the Chinese place. Yes,
I know it makes you go to see the Mexican
(22:31):
sometimes gives you gas. No, I wouldn't want that either. Yes,
it is kind of a difficult choice. Listen, I'm on
the shoe, I mean the mobile phone right now. Let
me hang up and YouTube can talk it over. No,
I don't think it'll break the connection. Let's let's give it.
Let's just give it a try.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
How would that be yet?
Speaker 18 (22:53):
Yes, honey, I'm going.
Speaker 10 (22:54):
To the check out right now.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
I'll be home in five minutes.
Speaker 10 (22:58):
What's that, mother Fletcher? Yes, I'm right right beside the
candy cover one of those Reesa's peanut butter eggs. I
believe they only sell those at Easter.
Speaker 9 (23:09):
Mother Fletcher.
Speaker 10 (23:11):
Well, yes, I guess there could be one or two
left over. All right, I'll chuck on it for you,
could you too?
Speaker 3 (23:18):
Hold on for just a.
Speaker 10 (23:19):
Second, hey, college buddy, Yeah, do you want a gun?
Speaker 3 (23:22):
Sure? In fact, I got it in the truck right now.
Speaker 10 (23:25):
Go out, get it, bring it in, and then shoot me.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
Well, married man?
Speaker 10 (23:31):
Finally, snap, Will there be any more peanut butter eggs?
Will the cluk speak English? Tune in again? Next time
we will hear the little woman say, mother Fletcher say,
and married man say?
Speaker 3 (23:45):
Mmmm? Saves go jam.
Speaker 10 (23:47):
You know you really ought to clean this thing more often.
Bos speak that tightening adventure coming your way, same married time,
same married channel.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Love you'll find them married? No, Oh, that's a good one,
married man, good luck. All Well, let's play worthy word
one eight hundred big show you told free line across America.
We'll get a couple of contestants team up and play next.
Speaker 5 (24:39):
Good morning.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
That's a big show on the radio for you. Tuesday,
May seventh. Today's feature track from the Big Show bed
Box brought you by shot him on the Speedway Coke Cola.
Six Sunday May Undersunion Nation Man. Game of Thrones. There's
the keyword Thrones. Hit the Big Box at the Big
Show dot Com. I got on their this Monday. Gang
(25:01):
you do, We'll call you Blinton. I went to everybody's
head about the bad, the wordy word, and the worthy word.
Lets meet the contestants. We got Graham from Bluntville, Tennessee.
Good morning, Graham, Good morning, buddy, welcome. And we got
James some Pencil Cola, Florida. Come on a James, good morning,
(25:23):
good morning. Tell you you get to Florida, ma'am. All right,
all right, I take Graham, name of my hometown in
North Carolina. How about that?
Speaker 13 (25:34):
Like?
Speaker 3 (25:36):
All right? All right, oh James, you relax me and
Graham and go for the first thirty seconds your oh right,
it we go starting the clock. Now went to the
eye doctor, I have twenty twenty yeah, uh huh uh
(25:57):
give me did you see that candy reach in there?
Give me a blank blank two syllable words? Reaching in there?
Give me a blank of those?
Speaker 5 (26:07):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (26:08):
What what do you have fingers on? That's your what?
Speaker 13 (26:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (26:14):
So give me yeah, so give me a hand? What
of those?
Speaker 5 (26:18):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (26:19):
All right?
Speaker 9 (26:19):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (26:20):
When you steal?
Speaker 7 (26:21):
When you clap?
Speaker 5 (26:24):
Dog?
Speaker 3 (26:24):
Gon it?
Speaker 10 (26:26):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (26:27):
Why do I get a fitting when I leave that?
Taylor and Jackie says around, comes up with hard words
for me to.
Speaker 4 (26:39):
Say.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
Wow, all right, what we end up with a two
on the board there, Graham, you did good, But what
you had to work with a James and Taylor for
their round one? All right? You ready, James, I'm ready
and go.
Speaker 8 (26:54):
When the audience is clapping and they get up on
their feet, what is that called standing?
Speaker 3 (27:00):
A pause?
Speaker 7 (27:00):
Standing?
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Ovation?
Speaker 2 (27:01):
That's correct.
Speaker 8 (27:02):
You put these on before you put your shoes on
your socks. This is an ink blank. It's not an
ink blank.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
You're right with it? Yes, Oh hey, this is you.
You You blank your garden and then it'll grow. You
have to do this first.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
You have a planet.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Yeah, you put pull these on.
Speaker 5 (27:25):
In the mornings.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
You went through some toughies. You got four four on
the board by Groll let's see what we can do,
buddy with round two. All right, start the clock now,
put these on one leg at a time. Yes, that's
(27:58):
it building blank Kids play with building with this.
Speaker 5 (28:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
A bird has this between his eyes. Bird. Yeah. Uh,
all right, okay. This is the little yellow things that
you put on the wall, you make your you write
on it. And there are two words. It's called another
word for posted. Is that it stays on your hand?
Speaker 5 (28:23):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (28:24):
Blank note? I don't know. I guess they're just making
up words. Sticky note. I think, all right, well we
get the three on a two of five score, so
well you lost show me that word? No, yeah, it
(28:45):
said sticky note. Yeah, And he said yeah, I was that,
Yeah I was. I mean, it's not gonna count. I
was just pointing out how I never heard of a
sticky note. When you out, it's like the teacher just
caught you with gum out. Well, I said, hey, hend
(29:08):
me a post it note? Is that what we call him?
So you have heard sticky up? That is a thing. Okay, Okay,
I was trying to I think she was calling out
because yeah, because I was troun to sneak a bell
in there. All right, so anyway, so it is five
to four right now. So Tater and James probably got
(29:30):
this one in hand.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
So we got the point. We didn't get the point,
but we don't have to guess it.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
Okay, No, yeah, that's throwing away sticky note. I wanted
to discuss it because I felt, all right.
Speaker 4 (29:45):
All right, James, get out there and have fun. I
will over here, ready to go.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
This is just just give me your blank on this.
Do you like my top?
Speaker 3 (29:55):
Just give me your opinion.
Speaker 8 (30:00):
It's blanky blank week. This means that like they're they're
your competitor, they're your what like two teams, two football
teams like you know, Georgia and Clemson. They're blanks.
Speaker 9 (30:13):
College football team.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
Yeah, but it's what do you call it when it's
a big game to go? Oh, it's blanky blink week?
You do, it's your you know? I?
Speaker 5 (30:25):
Well, looking here.
Speaker 8 (30:26):
One we go.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
We going overtime.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Okay, you're welcome. I totally didn't mean to do that.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
I thought, yeah, you know it on purpose. All right,
let's let's me and you, Yeah we do. We got
an extra fifteen seconds. Let's see what we can go with.
All right, all right, Okay, we're picking up on that
last one. Hold on, let me get all my button
all right, I ain't gonna touch No, I'm picking up
on that last one and go North Carolina, South Carolina
(31:04):
or bitter? What your your biggest what?
Speaker 5 (31:16):
No? Right?
Speaker 7 (31:23):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (31:24):
Good as all right? It came to them all right.
James and Taylor, you're extra fifteen seconds and you got
a brand new word ready go.
Speaker 8 (31:42):
Your parents may say this blank on you. You shouldn't
have done that, blank on you. Yes, this is when
you say you're gonna do it and you follow through.
Speaker 5 (31:51):
You made a.
Speaker 4 (31:54):
Bank.
Speaker 3 (31:55):
Yes, promise, that's it. That's the wind, shoot on and
over time. That was work. I agree him up. Tennis, say, buddy,
you can try again any time. Appreciate you playing man.
All right, buddy too. Man and James over in Pensacola,
(32:16):
you have earned your LS tractor prize. Pack will get
down to you cool.
Speaker 7 (32:21):
I appreciate it a buddy.
Speaker 3 (32:24):
Good morning, bas shows on the radio. Bit request time
Jerry Sims out of rowing over Virginia. Could y'all pick
Marvin Webster for the next bit. He's great, Yes he is,
Jerry and he is coming up next. Good morning, it's
(33:07):
a big show. On the radio bed request time, Jerry
Sims from rowing over Virginia. I want to spend a
few minutes with Marvin Webster. Yoh, what's up?
Speaker 9 (33:17):
How y'all doing?
Speaker 1 (33:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (33:18):
Man man.
Speaker 9 (33:18):
A friend of mine named Mike got married over weekend.
I got invited, so I went. So you know, Mike
is a good dude, but I am the only black
man he knows. So I was the only black man
at the wed. I got a bunch of white friends,
So I have been in this situation before. It ain't
bad during all the I dudes and whatnot. Where it
gets tough is at the reception. Being the only black
(33:41):
dude in the room. Ain't no big deal till the
bride gets done dancing with a daddy and they cut
the cake and all that, because that's when they crank
up the music for the drunk Caucasian dance park.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
All know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 9 (33:54):
I knew it was in trouble when I saw the DJ, tall,
curly headed white dude.
Speaker 3 (34:00):
Ain't right.
Speaker 9 (34:01):
If the DJ at the reception is some thick, dark
see low green looking brother with aviator shades, it's all good.
But if you get boney ass DJ, whitey is gonna
be painful. DJ Whitey don't know nothing about party music.
What's he always kick it off with? Y'all know, Cooling
the Gang celebration the whitest party song in America sell
(34:26):
or break good Time?
Speaker 3 (34:27):
Come On?
Speaker 9 (34:28):
Ain't nothing wrong with Cooling the Gang. But I think
Cool was hanging out with a gang of white people
when he wrote that one.
Speaker 3 (34:34):
And it ain't.
Speaker 9 (34:35):
Nothing makes some black man nervous like a room full
of drunk white folks yelling Yahoo.
Speaker 13 (34:41):
Now.
Speaker 9 (34:41):
Sometimes DJ Whitey will kick it off with the black
eyed peas, which don't help at all. Let's get it
started in here. No, let's not why the white people
need somebody to tell them when it's time for the
fun to start. That's why people at the white dance
party always do that line dancing, jazz, electrics, slide and whatnot.
White people love to line up and have somebody tell
(35:03):
them how much fun to have. I guess it comes
from all them trips to Disney World when it was
a kid. Oh and one line dance is bad enough,
but it ain't just the electric slide no more. You
hear that it ain't gonna be long till they follow
it up with the cha cha slide. Y'all heard that?
One oh, slide to the right, slide to the left,
right full, one time left ful, one time reverse reverse.
Speaker 3 (35:27):
What's up with that?
Speaker 9 (35:28):
It's like an inner city square dance going on. White
folks need to do what my people do. Work out
your dance moves before you get to the damn party. Okay,
But the most painful part of the evening comes our
number two. That's when some toe up forty year old
white woman and her friends go over and make DJ
Whitey put on the Grease medley. Oh lord, one song
(35:52):
from Grease is bad enough. Now we got two or
three in a row.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
Hell to the note.
Speaker 9 (35:57):
They coming more quick notes here for white wedding people.
Number one, the roof, the roof, the roof is not
on fire. Okay, ain't before people in this room know
how to dance. There's an eight year old girl is
the mother of the bride, and the two gay guys
are playing the web. Everybody else needs to sit down.
(36:18):
And number two, it might be getting hoty in here,
but ain't nobody gonna take off all they close.
Speaker 3 (36:25):
It's just the groom's drunk uncle Fred.
Speaker 9 (36:28):
Y'all know Fred, he's an old dude, Ben Hammerson's about
ten minutes after he walked in the door. Fred is
the one that always hits on the bridesmaids. You know,
that's the part I like to watch, especially when it
goes a little bit too long and the bridemaid's boyfriend
take Uncle Fred outside and lay an ask with fornother.
Now it's a part sell or break good time. Come
on y'all think you about it? I'm Robin West.
Speaker 3 (37:14):
Good morning bas shows on the radio. Suggested track will
You John won't be the album at the bit box
this morning. Oh, the Junior Nation Band is tuned right here.
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Speaker 3 (37:51):
Sometimes he has to sneak up on the right.
Speaker 15 (37:55):
Off with a new girl. Bout three weeks ago. She
reps my engine fast as it will go. But there's
one thing about her. I didn't know. She's got a
jones full Game of Thrones when we made it out.
(38:25):
Most times it turns out fine, unless it's Sunday night
round about nine.
Speaker 4 (38:33):
That's when she tells me now is not the time.
Speaker 15 (38:37):
She's got a Jones Folk Game of Thrones I founded,
frankly very hard to understand midgets and dragons in some
(38:59):
weird foreign land. She watches live, then replays on demand.
She's gotta Choones Bull Game of Thrones, the biggest show
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they got on HBO, and it interrupts my big romantic
flow on Sunday nights. Her answers always know she's gotta
chose ball Game of Thrones. This program kicks me right
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square in the dudes, although they do show.
Speaker 4 (39:56):
Awful lot of.
Speaker 3 (39:59):
Let's Monday nights.
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