May 1, 2024 • 39 mins
Wed (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Rev. Billy Ray Collins reiterates the evils of Prom Season.. - We cover the backstory of Tom Dooley.. - Tater has the latest Tatertainment News.. - Mr. Rhubarb snaps on the crew and still manages to bring a history story into the light.. - Terry Hanson tells us about the time he was close enough to Fidel Castro to.. well, you know.. - and we’ll wrap things up with a letter from one of our captive audience members ..!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, the big shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hangout, all right, listen to you, mog it's time to
button your yap. Say, I'm trying to listen to these
two clowns, John Boy and Belly on the Big Show. Yeah,
the Big Show. It's big, say bigger than big. It's enormous.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Hey, he's adorable, Lovana, it is too.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Now I need to when the first I get here
in the morning, look up on the board.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
But I won't.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
I'll get the time started, bump music, microphone on.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Then I look up and see yesterday's news. What the
ambassador is trying to say is I just went to
my go to.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Can't tell that, but all right, we got it now
officially Wednesday, May the first.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
It's May Day.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
He may Day, May Day, I heard, yeah, but I
heard that was some kind of comedy day. Is that
the may pole to dance around it?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
So let's see originally a festival in honor of Flora,
the Roman goddess of spring. Okay, so I don't think
the comedies took the goddess of spring thing. They are godless,
So that works, okay, Well, listen, move on to National
Loyalty Day. Okay, all right, See like when you laid
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down on me on that May Day, bitch, you should.
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Have been moiled. Should have been just kidding.
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National Chocolate Parfart par fayt parfei Day, par fay I
love the parfai.
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French words part I don't believe in anyone there.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
If you've ever owned a restaurant, have you.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
You know par fai literally means perfect in French.
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Okay, all right, how about.
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That get you with a par fart.
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National Space Day, so give me some National Skilled Trades Day,
learn a trade that is what we need. And National
Interpreter Appreciation Day, how about that, and we will hear
stories about interpreters. Hanson's trip to Cuba on Sports bree
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with Terry Hanson a couple of hours from right now.
All right, there's you tease, and we'll get up with
our three days in history and get the prize back
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Blue and stay blue. Look at our three days in.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
History before we'll get our categories. Nineteen twelve. On May one,
just days after the Titanic sink, a new federal ship
safety regulation issued, requiring all steamships to carry enough lifeboats
to hold all the passengers. They were just thinking, it
ain't no way to Titanica sink, so we'll be all right.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (03:57):
In fact, one of the guys that was like lead
designer one of the last press conferences he had, the
quote was even God himself couldn't sink The title, Oh,
don't do that, no.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Oh, and didn't have to Iceberg one Iceberg. Alright, Move
up to nineteen thirty nine. Batman debuts as a comic strip.
He was a Superhero by DC Comics on this date
thirty nine.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Alright, Move up to five.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Thai fisherman caught a six hundred and forty six pound catfish,
shut as the world's largest freshwater fish ever recorded. The
eight point nine foot meat Kong giant catfish was netted
by villagers in Chang Kong in northern Thailand. Weighed by
Thai Fisheries Department officials, so it is official, no one.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Of him Tai. So all right, well there you go.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
There's the categories one eight hundre Big Shows you told
free line, come on, play out birds next Good Wednesday morning,
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May first, twenty twenty fourth, starting you day with the
Big Show. Today's feature track from the Big Show, Big
Box brought you by Sean I. Owerswedeway in the Coke
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Uppers, let's play up Purst.
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It's the game that anyone can win.
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John Boy Billy gave the prizes from the Big Prize.
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Being Let's go contested number one.
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This should really be a lot.
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But you love the best time. You have a big shots.
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Let's shame.
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Speaker 4 (06:38):
Good morning, Mike, Good morning, sir, Hey Budy welcome. All right, well,
let's get through these three categories. Award you the Big
Ols Tractor Prize bag.
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You ready to go. Sure, three things you see on
a cruise ship? Ready to go?
Speaker 10 (06:58):
Get a bar, casino, game and pool.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
Yeah you which one's your favorite? I know exactly where
you said you see. He's right there because there's a
All right, Mike, give us three comic super heroes.
Speaker 10 (07:17):
Ready go, the Superman, Spider Man and wonder Woman.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
Well man, get about the Invisible Man that mess Superman
up on that joke when Wonder Woman was sunbathing.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
All right, I don't.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
Have time, no, okay, Mike for the wind, give us
three fish and we'll get out of here.
Speaker 10 (07:43):
Ready go, three fish. That would be a catfish, a trout,
and a pas ah.
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Boy talking about these.
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Six six pound catfish, remember.
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Old Cod Mountain one of the bridge, homie.
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Don't matter how big they are, the meat is perfect,
whether you got a one pound catfish or a two
hundred pound Oh yeah, we.
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Got a couple of good rivers up here.
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You hang on, we'll hook you up.
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All right, Buddy.
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Bottom, When the hour topp of your news, Hey, we're
still celebrating Willies ninety first birthday, much like the real
Willie was doing.
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It solved on the other side.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
Good morning, Anna's make Shaw on the radio. Yeah, wille
ninety one years old, celebrating just day. This time he
woke up still not dead, but he is afraid of
getting sick lately, ever since the covid era. Let's continue
the Willie ninety first birthday celebration.
Speaker 8 (09:31):
Missed the eight o'clock dance, it got canceled at form somewhere.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
New kind of virus.
Speaker 11 (09:43):
Don't get around much anymore. Toilet papers sold.
Speaker 8 (09:48):
Out at my favorite store.
Speaker 11 (09:55):
It's a certified don't get around out much anymore.
Speaker 7 (10:04):
It's spread and fast.
Speaker 8 (10:08):
Like you never seen. If you get sick, it's two
weak quarantine. Keep your hands off your face, stay at home,
block the door. It's the coronavirus.
Speaker 11 (10:31):
Don't get around much anymore. It's spread coast to coast.
Speaker 8 (10:56):
Very no vaccine. If you get sick, it's two week quarantine.
Even Disneylands clothes, there'll be no final for.
Speaker 11 (11:15):
Just stay home and watch ned Flick. Don't get around
much anymore. Wake me up when it's over. Don't get
around much anymore.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
Good morning, Big shows on the Radio's that call good morning,
Big Show.
Speaker 7 (12:10):
Well, good morning there, John Boy and Billy, and good
morning to all our beloved friends out there in radio land.
It's there's a Reverend Billy Ray Collins from the Sword
of Joshua, Independent full Gospel pennacocial Assembly just off State
Road twenty three on the Frontage Road. Well, beloved, these
are dangerous days in America. At this very moment, our
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country is in the middle of an orgyistic frenzy of
deficit spending designed to reward the mistakes of the ungrateful,
pump up our own selfish pride, and mortgage our children's future.
That's right, friends, it's high school prom season. This is
the time of the year when we send our precious
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young daughters out all painted up like the horror of
Babylon so they can spend three hours the dark listening
to Osmond and Queen Levitra. Tell them to drop it
like it hard. Then we can't believe it when they
come home all drunk and pregnant. Well, friends, we ought
not to be surprised. After all, you can't spell promis
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give us without R O M. Lots of folks say, well,
pictures that just proves we need to educate young uns
about sex? Yeah, boy, because the teenagers don't know the
first thing about sex nowadays. Why if we ain't careful,
they'll pick it up on the street or from the
music they listen to, or every TV show they watch,
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or every movie they see, or in stereo full color
screaming video on the high speed Internet. Yeah, we better
start another government program so the kids have got some
way to get all this information. Did you ever notice
the folks that pushed the hardest for sex education in
the school never have time to discourage fornication while they're
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too busy handing the younguin's free condominiums in the official
school colors. Okay, freacher, how would you handle it?
Speaker 12 (14:11):
Why?
Speaker 7 (14:11):
Thank you for askin friends, I'm pleased his fruit punch
to invite whosoever will to come to our annual Sword
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Brothers Quartet with Sister Wilhelminer. The only thing you're young
and will be shaken is their finger in the face
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the whole wide world, and you should always save it
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for somebody that you really love. For more info, call
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You know if I you, I think I'd just call
us on the phone. Always an open door and a
double douse of the God's honest truth waiting for you.
If the Sword of Joshua Independent Full Gospel Pennycostal Assembly
just off State Road twenty three on the frontage road.
This here's a Reverend Billy Raycollins from my unions. It's
time to turn, so you don't burn John Boy and
(16:06):
Billy y'all keep them straight up.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
Good morning, rolling to the Big Show on the radio. Hello,
this is Robert Goulay and you're listening to the pride
of the Red States, John Boy and Billy right here
on the Big show. Some enchanted money. You may hear
the Big Show. Where's my big bag? Who can't be topical?
(17:08):
Good morning, It's a big show on the radio for
your Wednesday in May first, And it was on this date,
eighteen sixty eight the legendary Tom Dooley, Remember, hang down
your head, Tom Dooley.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Hang down your head and cry well.
Speaker 4 (17:26):
He was hanged in Statesville, North Carolina, right up by
border here. A few days earlier, local poet Thomas c.
Lynn composed a song that went, hang down your head,
Tom Dooley, Poor boy, you're gonna die.
Speaker 13 (17:42):
You know.
Speaker 6 (17:42):
That's how the news got around a lot of times
back in those was by folk songs that people passed.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Around from the mountains. That's very true.
Speaker 6 (17:49):
Now, Tom Doola, I mean Tom Dooley as we would
pronounce it. It's actually spelled dula, uh huh. But Tom
Dooley got a bad rap. But he died for chivalry
because he had come back. First of all, he was
a ladies man. You need to know that. He dated
around quite.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Another of that going around this section of North Carolina.
Speaker 6 (18:07):
He was just like you anyway, So he was. Laura
Foster is the woman that was murdered and he was
hanged for. Laura Foster was one of three women he
was dating at the time. Laura Foster just happened to
become pregnant by him, and he decided to do the
right thing, but her parents were.
Speaker 5 (18:27):
Holding him off.
Speaker 6 (18:28):
So he went to her house late at night. She
climbed out a window and they were gonna r U
n o ff.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
Yeah, they were gonna hella right, that's right, right, So
got him out, got her out to window.
Speaker 6 (18:40):
Yeah, and somewhere in the woods they encountered one of
the other women he was dating, and she was stabbed
to death. I mean, Laura Foster, the pregnant lady was
stabbed stabbed.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Dad by the lady in the woods one of two.
Speaker 6 (18:56):
Yeah, either she was either stabbed by Anne or Paulie.
Where you know, history doesn't really know, nobody ever confessed,
but it is said. You know, in Tom's final words,
he said, I had nothing to do with this, but
I still deserve the punishment. Oh and really he was
just protecting what was believed to be Anne from going
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to court because he said in court that she had
nothing to do with it. So he knows who did
so and there you go. So he dialed, died for chivalry,
took the rope for one of those women.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
So if they would have just put that hang in
awful while.
Speaker 6 (19:36):
Yeah, could somebody could have? Yeah, well he was. He
was basically taking the heat. He was saying, Okay, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
I've heard of this. So he's Tom Doolan. Not quite
the scoundrel that you would be led to believe about
that song.
Speaker 6 (19:50):
Now, no history is funny like that. We tend to
draw our own conclusions.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Well, we'll take care of that in minutes.
Speaker 4 (19:57):
Okay, Big show rolls ald Good morning bike shows on
the radio. Coming up. We'd play John BOYD Jeopardy. You
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Click on that banner when you go to the Big
Show dot Com. Hang on whin you saw in minutes.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
Right now, it's time for tainer entertainment news.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Here's our girl, Marcy Taylor More.
Speaker 5 (20:32):
I appreciate that.
Speaker 14 (20:33):
Hey, y'all are familiar with country singer Jelly Roll, right, yeah,
well jelly Roll has lost seventy pounds.
Speaker 5 (20:39):
Oh guy, and you would think, oh, that's awesome. You
know he did that for his health.
Speaker 14 (20:43):
No, it's reported that he did it because social media
bullies wouldn't leave them alone.
Speaker 6 (20:47):
Really, I wish that happened to me.
Speaker 14 (20:49):
According to People Magazine, folks were just totally mean to him,
saying things like, you know, you need to go to
a truck stop to get weighed because the Homesta don't
go past five hundred pounds.
Speaker 5 (21:02):
Just me. People are just mean.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Tattoos. The sag.
Speaker 14 (21:10):
Us Weekly did report that he did exceed five hundred pounds,
so he was up there. He even said in a
documentary titled Save me H that industry executives warned him
that he's too fat to be in the music business.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Wow.
Speaker 10 (21:24):
Quote.
Speaker 14 (21:25):
Well he's lost his seventy pounds. Another one hundred pounds
is on his list of things, and he is going
to roll his His goal is to run a five k.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (21:38):
So his goal is to roll of five.
Speaker 5 (21:48):
Roll, just roll.
Speaker 14 (21:50):
Travis Kelcey you may have heard of him, Yeah, famous boyfriend. Anyway,
Amazon Prime Video, we talked about this. They have hired
him to host are You Smarter than a fifth Grader?
Are You Smarter than a celebrity? Far Smarter than a
fifth grader?
Speaker 15 (22:06):
Game that they stole from all of course, keep doing
that so they say, well, I actually took your idea
and played it on the air, so it's true and
more of me.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
All right, you can have it.
Speaker 5 (22:18):
Look at you the Fox.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
What we argued about.
Speaker 14 (22:22):
Taylor, I mean, excuse me this he's getting people think
he's been low balled three million dollars to do two
seasons of the Now. Some are saying, well, it's because
he he did this before Taylor Swift made him very popular.
He made this, he made this deal. But insiders are
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saying that he's not worried about the money. He just
wants to you know, He's like this is like my
rookie year. You know, it's my first gig and I'm
not going to come out making you know, forty million
my first time doing.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
That, Judge Judy money.
Speaker 5 (22:56):
Yeah, you know.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
Two years.
Speaker 5 (22:58):
Well let's let's let's see what happens for the third year.
So go Travis. I like him.
Speaker 14 (23:03):
Kaitlyn Clark, we talked about her. She has patted her
WNBA income by signing an eight year deal with Nike.
Worth guess how much kay twenty eight million.
Speaker 4 (23:15):
Seventy six thousand to playball? So she's getting how much
twenty eight twenty her I.
Speaker 6 (23:22):
Figures should be all right, I'm buying another pair of Nikes.
Speaker 5 (23:24):
Today, That's right.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
She gets seem a little kids working, Yeah, I guess.
Speaker 14 (23:31):
So you know, she went for the highest bidder. Adidas
offered her six million. Under Armour would have given her
sixteen million over four years, and so she went with Nike.
Speaker 5 (23:39):
Smart, smart business woman. And last, but not least, one
more thing.
Speaker 14 (23:43):
Taylor Swift returns to touring next month and next monk
in Europe, and she's bringing the whole family with her,
Travis's family, her family.
Speaker 5 (23:51):
It's a family's vacation.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Oh well, that's wonder you're welcome. All right, good.
Speaker 5 (23:55):
Next week I'll be able to talk aboutter good.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
Look right, let's get us a winner. Let's play John
boyd Jeopardy. Who need to review yesterday's question because you
had to go before you got the answer. We found
out according to the American Academy of Pediatrics, this is
the safest piece of playground equipment for kids under the
age of ten.
Speaker 5 (24:16):
What is the sea sauce?
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Seesaw is or not that?
Speaker 4 (24:21):
Let's look at this top five most dangerous. Monkey bars
is the most dangerous. They say, swings come in number two. Slides,
you know, especially like what was one hundred degrees in
their metal?
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Yes, we were.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
Growing up the more or less plastic now on the playgrounds, uh,
playground spinners is number four?
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Remember that deal of that bars the merry go round?
Speaker 14 (24:46):
Is that what they're calling? Or was the spinner the
one that kind of tipped over.
Speaker 6 (24:50):
When you know that's a springer, Yeah, spinner.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
You try to get it fast enough, you know, to
throw kids off exactly. That was only number four, and
then of course seesaws the safest, the safest. All right,
Today's John Boy Jeopardy ape researchers set up a TV
in front of a gorilla cage and found that the
apes favorite types of shows were soap operas, weightlifting in
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this sport that Big Show listeners share an affinity for.
Speaker 5 (25:23):
Oh what is competitive banana eating?
Speaker 1 (25:27):
That one god down in Georgian.
Speaker 5 (25:29):
I'll tell you what what y'all got?
Speaker 4 (25:31):
One eight hundred Big Show you told free Live. We
played John Boy Jeopardy in next.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Good Morning.
Speaker 4 (26:02):
It's a big show on the radio, humming to.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
You, hum damn.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Save it. Today's feature track from the Big Show.
Speaker 4 (26:11):
Bid Box brought you by shot a motor speedway in
the coke Coda six hundred Having Sunday, May twenty six
years your tickets to day listener letters the Pizza Hunt
Prisoner Sarah Rick keywords Pizza Hunt.
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You hit the Big.
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Box at the Big Show dot com there right now,
let's play.
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Yes live across America. It's jun Boy Cobny and now
a man who.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
Was fed up with all the clickers he needed to
watch TV.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
So he got one of those universal deals.
Speaker 6 (26:42):
And realized, wow, this changes everything.
Speaker 4 (26:46):
He's shock Boy, and I know as I had a
Mark out of Paducah, Kentucky. Good morning, Mark, Hello, Hello buddy,
You first up, so let's see what you got. Ape
researchers set up a TV in front of a gorilla
cage found that the apes favorite types of shows were
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soap operas, weightlifting, and this sport.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
What do you think, mar.
Speaker 10 (27:15):
I think it's football?
Speaker 1 (27:16):
All right? Well is it football?
Speaker 3 (27:24):
Man?
Speaker 9 (27:24):
I know?
Speaker 4 (27:25):
Maybe thought the ball wasn't punkin or something.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Oh, man, Mark, we appreciate you playing, buddy. You have
a great day, all right, thank you?
Speaker 4 (27:35):
All right, man, let's go to Ross down South Haven, Mississippi.
Good morning, Ross doing Hey man, we're doing good. All right,
I said, take big show listeners, where to get this?
What sport did them gorillas like? Besides soap operas weightlifting?
Speaker 10 (27:57):
I'm gonna go with all racing, all right?
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Just show us racing what I'm talking about it, I said,
you know they're not real athletes. Well, good word, rass.
Speaker 4 (28:19):
You got one hundred and twenty dollars worth of bull
snock cleaning products heading to you down South Haven.
Speaker 10 (28:25):
That'll work. I can put it work.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
That a boy you hang on, hook you up?
Speaker 10 (28:29):
All right? Thank you?
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Watim of a guy, wear top of you news.
Speaker 4 (28:39):
Then on the other side of this report our time
caps over this may first hang on for life.
Speaker 13 (29:15):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billie Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Ah grumbling bumbly dude, I'm old and I hate people
on the radio. Back in my day, we didn't have
any wild and wooly, smart mouth crap disturbing, frank pulling
shock jocks. We wanted to hear some old wind bag
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jabber joan about whars and minorities and humping in public
and sticking things in your button acting a fool.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
We'd want into town and see old man Denado.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
He'd be sitting on an old picklebucket on his front porch,
butt naked except for a paper cup on his winkie,
and he'd shake his fist and curse at the frolic
and squirrels, blaming him for all the eels of society.
He'd accuse everyone who walked by, I'll be in a
vampire or a martian. And then he'd fling handfuls of
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poop at him, yelling here, catch your baby's sister. And
if you're smarted off to him, he'd chase you down,
and then bony little.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Legs heath and he'd latch onto your ears.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
Trying to peel you like a big fleshy banana and
making a necklace out of the ones he could tear off.
Whippity trippity doogal noogle, Look at me. I'm a crazy
old ear peeling psycho, flinging dingleberries at Count Dracula and
running around with my beanie weenies in a Dixie gun.
(31:03):
And it's all the damn squirrel's fault. Maybe someone will
do me a favor and blow my fullhead off. Oh
happy day.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
And we liked it.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
Nah, we didn't have no long winded adult brain, self
important news radio morons gibbering about every other damn thing
under the sun except the real news, having babies and
getting near teeth fixed and hitting from the girl's tea
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and smooching political heine some news. In my day, we
never knew what was going on in the world. We
were too busy living our utopian dream or sleeping in
caves and eating grubs and roots like a family of
ringtailed lemurs. The only news we got was when lightning
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would strike the metal plate in Cuckoo Johnson's head. We'd
cram a wire hanger in his ear for better reception.
The sound would come out of his mouth, and we'd
change channels by twisting on his ninnies and putting magnets
on his head. And if the news was all bad,
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we'd say it was a trick by the devil and
shoot more juice through him until we heard something we liked,
or until cuckoo burst into flames. Snip snapper ringo. Look
at us, We're a bunch of cave dwelling, buggying nahles,
twisting ninnies and barbecueing our neighbors. I can't believe we
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don't all have tails. Yippy y happy jingle dingle. That's
all we knew, and we liked it.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
We loved it.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
We didn't have any big time syndicated mealy mouthed he
hawed horses patoots stinking up the dawn with their so
called comedy high jinks and jarring us out of a
sound sleep, which was our only escape from the misery
that was our lives. We didn't want to hear some
high falutin honyaks trying to tell us what was funny
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first thing in the morning. We knew what was funny
first thing in the morning. Dang dab it all like
when we switched the holy water at the church baptismal
with some white corn liquor, and pretty soon all them
drunk babies crawling up and down the aisle wearing John
Deere hats and a lip full of school slapping all
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the other mummies on a fanny and pulling at their
blouses asking for the breakfast special. And after the men
folks got into the hoochs, they were doing the same thing.
And then the minister would get hammered and drive his
track to naked through town, offering to save all the
fallen women.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Now that was blooperoo floo peroo.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
Looking us, we're a bunch of heathens with a drunkie
booby squeeze and shortspitten babies. Maybe Father Horny Potter could
cure us with his magic Wand that was funny and
we liked it. We loved it.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
Oh, radio sucks, John Boy and Phillies.
Speaker 16 (34:27):
Give me that old time pun, Give me.
Speaker 4 (34:30):
That old time pun, Give me that old time fun.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
The going away we stay home.
Speaker 12 (34:39):
Good morning radio, dumb right.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Good morning. There's a big show on the radio. Sports breeks.
Speaker 4 (35:12):
What hasen't oh out while he's on the list, What
past secret service tests. What's a big thing? He winds
up in Cuba with Craig Sagre and bot Neil. All right,
that's what all right, that's coming in about twenty minutes.
I know Dang's gonna hang out on right now, let's
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turn them lose.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
Down with a rep and goo in rap ref. Hey ref,
that's the microphone and it's on.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
Rap Is this yes, Sean Pillow?
Speaker 17 (35:49):
Just Monday check jeput revenue is.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
Run on the broadcast.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
Why you don't want to do it todays? I just
like to say, Hi, what's happen?
Speaker 7 (36:00):
Oh?
Speaker 17 (36:00):
Find right, okay, I'm just a little happiness morning.
Speaker 16 (36:05):
What what's you happy about?
Speaker 8 (36:06):
Man?
Speaker 2 (36:06):
What's Let me tell you?
Speaker 16 (36:07):
I got called by the i RS yesterday and that
made you happen.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Yeah, and that made me happy.
Speaker 7 (36:13):
See now only ten.
Speaker 17 (36:15):
A brother in my congregation. And they said, rav he
put down here that he contributed twenty five hundred dollars
to your church last year. Well, we just want to
know is it true? And I said, well if it ain't,
it will be I'm happy today. So why did I
just turn it over?
Speaker 1 (36:34):
And so yeah it is good?
Speaker 7 (36:36):
All right?
Speaker 16 (36:37):
Hey, thanks sir, appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
I'm right.
Speaker 16 (36:40):
If it ain't, it will be.
Speaker 3 (36:42):
I heard that.
Speaker 16 (36:43):
Hey, I got a store, y'all, listen, very careful art.
It's a desert island store. It's a true store. I
swear to old boy ship wreckord a desert island off
a big old boat. The only thing that made it
on that island with him was a pig at a doll.
Is that boy has been that three or four bucks?
I ain't said the other ship piece just knows he's
just gonna be there for the rest of his life
and got tired chase his hand around out. But you
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don't need said, I know, boys, what you think I mean?
It's just tough though you imagined you just a load
six bush and you just don't think you ever go
see another human being again. And the man his desire
So if you don't you know what I mean, just
couldn't get fulfilled. So he started looking. He said, hm,
now is it gonna be the pig or the dog? Well,
he decided he'd go after the pig, y'all with me.
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He stuck up that pig, He grabbed that pig, and
that dog got all over his cycle.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
Wait wait, wait, how the dog. God, I didn't not
that like.
Speaker 16 (37:40):
That dog was all over cycle, run him off the
other side of the island. So I said, I'm gonna
have to have me a little playing here. So waiting
till midnight. When the dog and the pig was asleep,
stuck up, grabbed the pig, tried to lead the pig
off back in. It was that dog all over on
his cycle, bite him, run him off again. So have
a little getting a little bit smarter like this. So
he caught a wild boar and killed it with his
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bare hands. He killed a wild boar and got the beat,
called the dog, throw it on the other side of
the island all right. When the dog was over there,
off off after the meat, he run up on that
pig again, hick up off into diss all over his agon,
biting me, stilling and running him off from that pig again.
I said, for goodness sake, it's just about to give up.
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Just headed off. When he heard some splashing around in
the surf out there. It was a woman's voice, hat mess.
She was saying, hat man, I'm drowning. Also, he run
out there, grabbed her, pulled her on the island, gave
her CPR and saved her life. Oh she's so grateful.
She said, sir, you saved my life. If there's anything
(38:43):
I made, anything at all, I can do for you,
just tell me.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
And he said, you might holding that.
Speaker 14 (38:51):
Dog for me.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
All right, Yeah, I got I'll get out here.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
Good morning.
Speaker 4 (39:06):
There's a big Showl radio.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
Helly you Lindsay premise here and when I'm on this
side of the pond, I get my daily dose of
culture and edification every morning from these two delightful lads,
John Boy and Billy right here on the big Show.
You know, I hate to break it to you, boys,
but where I come from.
Speaker 3 (39:24):
You're all Yankees.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
Who will?
Speaker 3 (39:28):
I thought it was funny
Good morning, the big shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hangout, all right, listen to you, mog it's time to
button your yap. Say, I'm trying to listen to these
two clowns, John Boy and Belly on the Big Show. Yeah,
the Big Show. It's big, say bigger than big. It's enormous.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Hey, he's adorable, Lovana, it is too.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Now I need to when the first I get here
in the morning, look up on the board.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
But I won't.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
I'll get the time started, bump music, microphone on.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Then I look up and see yesterday's news. What the
ambassador is trying to say is I just went to
my go to.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Can't tell that, but all right, we got it now
officially Wednesday, May the first.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
It's May Day.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
He may Day, May Day, I heard, yeah, but I
heard that was some kind of comedy day. Is that
the may pole to dance around it?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
So let's see originally a festival in honor of Flora,
the Roman goddess of spring. Okay, so I don't think
the comedies took the goddess of spring thing. They are godless,
So that works, okay, Well, listen, move on to National
Loyalty Day. Okay, all right, See like when you laid
(02:02):
down on me on that May Day, bitch, you should.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Have been moiled. Should have been just kidding.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
National Chocolate Parfart par fayt parfei Day, par fay I
love the parfai.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
French words part I don't believe in anyone there.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
If you've ever owned a restaurant, have you.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
You know par fai literally means perfect in French.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Okay, all right, how about.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
That get you with a par fart.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
National Space Day, so give me some National Skilled Trades Day,
learn a trade that is what we need. And National
Interpreter Appreciation Day, how about that, and we will hear
stories about interpreters. Hanson's trip to Cuba on Sports bree
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with Terry Hanson a couple of hours from right now.
All right, there's you tease, and we'll get up with
our three days in history and get the prize back
out you get the win and begin and that's next
on the list. Big Shows on the Radio, Good morning,
Big Shows on the Radio. First prize package today. LS
Tractor Prize Pack includes some cool massy oak gamekeeper's gear.
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Speaker 1 (03:32):
Blue and stay blue. Look at our three days in.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
History before we'll get our categories. Nineteen twelve. On May one,
just days after the Titanic sink, a new federal ship
safety regulation issued, requiring all steamships to carry enough lifeboats
to hold all the passengers. They were just thinking, it
ain't no way to Titanica sink, so we'll be all right.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (03:57):
In fact, one of the guys that was like lead
designer one of the last press conferences he had, the
quote was even God himself couldn't sink The title, Oh,
don't do that, no.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Oh, and didn't have to Iceberg one Iceberg. Alright, Move
up to nineteen thirty nine. Batman debuts as a comic strip.
He was a Superhero by DC Comics on this date
thirty nine.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Alright, Move up to five.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Thai fisherman caught a six hundred and forty six pound catfish,
shut as the world's largest freshwater fish ever recorded. The
eight point nine foot meat Kong giant catfish was netted
by villagers in Chang Kong in northern Thailand. Weighed by
Thai Fisheries Department officials, so it is official, no one.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Of him Tai. So all right, well there you go.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
There's the categories one eight hundre Big Shows you told
free line, come on, play out birds next Good Wednesday morning,
(05:30):
May first, twenty twenty fourth, starting you day with the
Big Show. Today's feature track from the Big Show, Big
Box brought you by Sean I. Owerswedeway in the Coke
Cola six hundred Sunday, May twenty six. Listener letters the
Pizza Hunt prisoner sergeby keywords pizza hunt not.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
To be confused with meats a hunt or pizza ruck.
And right now.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
In the wind.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Uppers, let's play up Purst.
Speaker 7 (05:59):
It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 8 (06:03):
John Boy Billy gave the prizes from the Big Prize.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Being Let's go contested number one.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
This should really be a lot.
Speaker 8 (06:14):
Of fun, your playing up, having a re up and
gast time.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
But you love the best time. You have a big shots.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Let's shame.
Speaker 9 (06:26):
Come Mike, well with will for we have shots.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
Good morning, Mike, Good morning, sir, Hey Budy welcome. All right, well,
let's get through these three categories. Award you the Big
Ols Tractor Prize bag.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
You ready to go. Sure, three things you see on
a cruise ship? Ready to go?
Speaker 10 (06:58):
Get a bar, casino, game and pool.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
Yeah you which one's your favorite? I know exactly where
you said you see. He's right there because there's a
All right, Mike, give us three comic super heroes.
Speaker 10 (07:17):
Ready go, the Superman, Spider Man and wonder Woman.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
Well man, get about the Invisible Man that mess Superman
up on that joke when Wonder Woman was sunbathing.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
All right, I don't.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
Have time, no, okay, Mike for the wind, give us
three fish and we'll get out of here.
Speaker 10 (07:43):
Ready go, three fish. That would be a catfish, a trout,
and a pas ah.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Boy talking about these.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
Six six pound catfish, remember.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Old Cod Mountain one of the bridge, homie.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Don't matter how big they are, the meat is perfect,
whether you got a one pound catfish or a two
hundred pound Oh yeah, we.
Speaker 10 (08:05):
Got a couple of good rivers up here.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Man. That's awesome. All right, Bunny, We're glad you won.
Speaker 7 (08:10):
Man.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
You hang on, we'll hook you up.
Speaker 10 (08:12):
Thank you, sir, appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
All right, Buddy.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
Bottom, When the hour topp of your news, Hey, we're
still celebrating Willies ninety first birthday, much like the real
Willie was doing.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
It solved on the other side.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
Good morning, Anna's make Shaw on the radio. Yeah, wille
ninety one years old, celebrating just day. This time he
woke up still not dead, but he is afraid of
getting sick lately, ever since the covid era. Let's continue
the Willie ninety first birthday celebration.
Speaker 8 (09:31):
Missed the eight o'clock dance, it got canceled at form somewhere.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
New kind of virus.
Speaker 11 (09:43):
Don't get around much anymore. Toilet papers sold.
Speaker 8 (09:48):
Out at my favorite store.
Speaker 11 (09:55):
It's a certified don't get around out much anymore.
Speaker 7 (10:04):
It's spread and fast.
Speaker 8 (10:08):
Like you never seen. If you get sick, it's two
weak quarantine. Keep your hands off your face, stay at home,
block the door. It's the coronavirus.
Speaker 11 (10:31):
Don't get around much anymore. It's spread coast to coast.
Speaker 8 (10:56):
Very no vaccine. If you get sick, it's two week quarantine.
Even Disneylands clothes, there'll be no final for.
Speaker 11 (11:15):
Just stay home and watch ned Flick. Don't get around
much anymore. Wake me up when it's over. Don't get
around much anymore.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
Good morning, Big shows on the Radio's that call good morning,
Big Show.
Speaker 7 (12:10):
Well, good morning there, John Boy and Billy, and good
morning to all our beloved friends out there in radio land.
It's there's a Reverend Billy Ray Collins from the Sword
of Joshua, Independent full Gospel pennacocial Assembly just off State
Road twenty three on the Frontage Road. Well, beloved, these
are dangerous days in America. At this very moment, our
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country is in the middle of an orgyistic frenzy of
deficit spending designed to reward the mistakes of the ungrateful,
pump up our own selfish pride, and mortgage our children's future.
That's right, friends, it's high school prom season. This is
the time of the year when we send our precious
(12:54):
young daughters out all painted up like the horror of
Babylon so they can spend three hours the dark listening
to Osmond and Queen Levitra. Tell them to drop it
like it hard. Then we can't believe it when they
come home all drunk and pregnant. Well, friends, we ought
not to be surprised. After all, you can't spell promis
(13:16):
give us without R O M. Lots of folks say, well,
pictures that just proves we need to educate young uns
about sex? Yeah, boy, because the teenagers don't know the
first thing about sex nowadays. Why if we ain't careful,
they'll pick it up on the street or from the
music they listen to, or every TV show they watch,
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or every movie they see, or in stereo full color
screaming video on the high speed Internet. Yeah, we better
start another government program so the kids have got some
way to get all this information. Did you ever notice
the folks that pushed the hardest for sex education in
the school never have time to discourage fornication while they're
(14:02):
too busy handing the younguin's free condominiums in the official
school colors. Okay, freacher, how would you handle it?
Speaker 12 (14:11):
Why?
Speaker 7 (14:11):
Thank you for askin friends, I'm pleased his fruit punch
to invite whosoever will to come to our annual Sword
of Joshua Junior Senior Spring Cotillion and Bible Conference, happening
Saturday night, April the twenty fifth. This year's theme Abstinence
makes the Heart Grow Funitor He'll be live entertainment featuring
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the biblically accurate and plumb undanceable sound of the Peckerwood
Brothers Quartet with Sister Wilhelminer. The only thing you're young
and will be shaken is their finger in the face
of the backsliders. After a quick energy snack of Graham
crackers and pineapple juice, the kids will hear a soulsterr
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and gospel presentation from doctor George Beverly D'Angelo the Tongues
of Fire, Pennycoastal Temple in horse Bucket, Alabama. He'll deliver
the zach message that young folks needs to hear nowadays.
Sex is the most dangerous, diabolical and degrading activity in
the whole wide world, and you should always save it
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for somebody that you really love. For more info, call
the Sword of Joshua Spring Cotillion Hotline at one eight hundred. Yes, amen,
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You know if I you, I think I'd just call
us on the phone. Always an open door and a
double douse of the God's honest truth waiting for you.
If the Sword of Joshua Independent Full Gospel Pennycostal Assembly
just off State Road twenty three on the frontage road.
This here's a Reverend Billy Raycollins from my unions. It's
time to turn, so you don't burn John Boy and
(16:06):
Billy y'all keep them straight up.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
Good morning, rolling to the Big Show on the radio. Hello,
this is Robert Goulay and you're listening to the pride
of the Red States, John Boy and Billy right here
on the Big show. Some enchanted money. You may hear
the Big Show. Where's my big bag? Who can't be topical?
(17:08):
Good morning, It's a big show on the radio for
your Wednesday in May first, And it was on this date,
eighteen sixty eight the legendary Tom Dooley, Remember, hang down
your head, Tom Dooley.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Hang down your head and cry well.
Speaker 4 (17:26):
He was hanged in Statesville, North Carolina, right up by
border here. A few days earlier, local poet Thomas c.
Lynn composed a song that went, hang down your head,
Tom Dooley, Poor boy, you're gonna die.
Speaker 13 (17:42):
You know.
Speaker 6 (17:42):
That's how the news got around a lot of times
back in those was by folk songs that people passed.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Around from the mountains. That's very true.
Speaker 6 (17:49):
Now, Tom Doola, I mean Tom Dooley as we would
pronounce it. It's actually spelled dula, uh huh. But Tom
Dooley got a bad rap. But he died for chivalry
because he had come back. First of all, he was
a ladies man. You need to know that. He dated
around quite.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Another of that going around this section of North Carolina.
Speaker 6 (18:07):
He was just like you anyway, So he was. Laura
Foster is the woman that was murdered and he was
hanged for. Laura Foster was one of three women he
was dating at the time. Laura Foster just happened to
become pregnant by him, and he decided to do the
right thing, but her parents were.
Speaker 5 (18:27):
Holding him off.
Speaker 6 (18:28):
So he went to her house late at night. She
climbed out a window and they were gonna r U
n o ff.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
Yeah, they were gonna hella right, that's right, right, So
got him out, got her out to window.
Speaker 6 (18:40):
Yeah, and somewhere in the woods they encountered one of
the other women he was dating, and she was stabbed
to death. I mean, Laura Foster, the pregnant lady was
stabbed stabbed.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Dad by the lady in the woods one of two.
Speaker 6 (18:56):
Yeah, either she was either stabbed by Anne or Paulie.
Where you know, history doesn't really know, nobody ever confessed,
but it is said. You know, in Tom's final words,
he said, I had nothing to do with this, but
I still deserve the punishment. Oh and really he was
just protecting what was believed to be Anne from going
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to court because he said in court that she had
nothing to do with it. So he knows who did
so and there you go. So he dialed, died for chivalry,
took the rope for one of those women.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
So if they would have just put that hang in
awful while.
Speaker 6 (19:36):
Yeah, could somebody could have? Yeah, well he was. He
was basically taking the heat. He was saying, Okay, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
I've heard of this. So he's Tom Doolan. Not quite
the scoundrel that you would be led to believe about
that song.
Speaker 6 (19:50):
Now, no history is funny like that. We tend to
draw our own conclusions.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Well, we'll take care of that in minutes.
Speaker 4 (19:57):
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Speaker 4 (20:26):
Right now, it's time for tainer entertainment news.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Here's our girl, Marcy Taylor More.
Speaker 5 (20:32):
I appreciate that.
Speaker 14 (20:33):
Hey, y'all are familiar with country singer Jelly Roll, right, yeah,
well jelly Roll has lost seventy pounds.
Speaker 5 (20:39):
Oh guy, and you would think, oh, that's awesome. You
know he did that for his health.
Speaker 14 (20:43):
No, it's reported that he did it because social media
bullies wouldn't leave them alone.
Speaker 6 (20:47):
Really, I wish that happened to me.
Speaker 14 (20:49):
According to People Magazine, folks were just totally mean to him,
saying things like, you know, you need to go to
a truck stop to get weighed because the Homesta don't
go past five hundred pounds.
Speaker 5 (21:02):
Just me. People are just mean.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Tattoos. The sag.
Speaker 14 (21:10):
Us Weekly did report that he did exceed five hundred pounds,
so he was up there. He even said in a
documentary titled Save me H that industry executives warned him
that he's too fat to be in the music business.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Wow.
Speaker 10 (21:24):
Quote.
Speaker 14 (21:25):
Well he's lost his seventy pounds. Another one hundred pounds
is on his list of things, and he is going
to roll his His goal is to run a five k.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (21:38):
So his goal is to roll of five.
Speaker 5 (21:48):
Roll, just roll.
Speaker 14 (21:50):
Travis Kelcey you may have heard of him, Yeah, famous boyfriend. Anyway,
Amazon Prime Video, we talked about this. They have hired
him to host are You Smarter than a fifth Grader?
Are You Smarter than a celebrity? Far Smarter than a
fifth grader?
Speaker 15 (22:06):
Game that they stole from all of course, keep doing
that so they say, well, I actually took your idea
and played it on the air, so it's true and
more of me.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
All right, you can have it.
Speaker 5 (22:18):
Look at you the Fox.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
What we argued about.
Speaker 14 (22:22):
Taylor, I mean, excuse me this he's getting people think
he's been low balled three million dollars to do two
seasons of the Now. Some are saying, well, it's because
he he did this before Taylor Swift made him very popular.
He made this, he made this deal. But insiders are
(22:44):
saying that he's not worried about the money. He just
wants to you know, He's like this is like my
rookie year. You know, it's my first gig and I'm
not going to come out making you know, forty million
my first time doing.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
That, Judge Judy money.
Speaker 5 (22:56):
Yeah, you know.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
Two years.
Speaker 5 (22:58):
Well let's let's let's see what happens for the third year.
So go Travis. I like him.
Speaker 14 (23:03):
Kaitlyn Clark, we talked about her. She has patted her
WNBA income by signing an eight year deal with Nike.
Worth guess how much kay twenty eight million.
Speaker 4 (23:15):
Seventy six thousand to playball? So she's getting how much
twenty eight twenty her I.
Speaker 6 (23:22):
Figures should be all right, I'm buying another pair of Nikes.
Speaker 5 (23:24):
Today, That's right.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
She gets seem a little kids working, Yeah, I guess.
Speaker 14 (23:31):
So you know, she went for the highest bidder. Adidas
offered her six million. Under Armour would have given her
sixteen million over four years, and so she went with Nike.
Speaker 5 (23:39):
Smart, smart business woman. And last, but not least, one
more thing.
Speaker 14 (23:43):
Taylor Swift returns to touring next month and next monk
in Europe, and she's bringing the whole family with her,
Travis's family, her family.
Speaker 5 (23:51):
It's a family's vacation.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Oh well, that's wonder you're welcome. All right, good.
Speaker 5 (23:55):
Next week I'll be able to talk aboutter good.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
Look right, let's get us a winner. Let's play John
boyd Jeopardy. Who need to review yesterday's question because you
had to go before you got the answer. We found
out according to the American Academy of Pediatrics, this is
the safest piece of playground equipment for kids under the
age of ten.
Speaker 5 (24:16):
What is the sea sauce?
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Seesaw is or not that?
Speaker 4 (24:21):
Let's look at this top five most dangerous. Monkey bars
is the most dangerous. They say, swings come in number two. Slides,
you know, especially like what was one hundred degrees in
their metal?
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Yes, we were.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
Growing up the more or less plastic now on the playgrounds, uh,
playground spinners is number four?
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Remember that deal of that bars the merry go round?
Speaker 14 (24:46):
Is that what they're calling? Or was the spinner the
one that kind of tipped over.
Speaker 6 (24:50):
When you know that's a springer, Yeah, spinner.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
You try to get it fast enough, you know, to
throw kids off exactly. That was only number four, and
then of course seesaws the safest, the safest. All right,
Today's John Boy Jeopardy ape researchers set up a TV
in front of a gorilla cage and found that the
apes favorite types of shows were soap operas, weightlifting in
(25:20):
this sport that Big Show listeners share an affinity for.
Speaker 5 (25:23):
Oh what is competitive banana eating?
Speaker 1 (25:27):
That one god down in Georgian.
Speaker 5 (25:29):
I'll tell you what what y'all got?
Speaker 4 (25:31):
One eight hundred Big Show you told free Live. We
played John Boy Jeopardy in next.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Good Morning.
Speaker 4 (26:02):
It's a big show on the radio, humming to.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
You, hum damn.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Save it. Today's feature track from the Big Show.
Speaker 4 (26:11):
Bid Box brought you by shot a motor speedway in
the coke Coda six hundred Having Sunday, May twenty six
years your tickets to day listener letters the Pizza Hunt
Prisoner Sarah Rick keywords Pizza Hunt.
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You hit the Big.
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Box at the Big Show dot com there right now,
let's play.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Yes live across America. It's jun Boy Cobny and now
a man who.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
Was fed up with all the clickers he needed to
watch TV.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
So he got one of those universal deals.
Speaker 6 (26:42):
And realized, wow, this changes everything.
Speaker 4 (26:46):
He's shock Boy, and I know as I had a
Mark out of Paducah, Kentucky. Good morning, Mark, Hello, Hello buddy,
You first up, so let's see what you got. Ape
researchers set up a TV in front of a gorilla
cage found that the apes favorite types of shows were
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soap operas, weightlifting, and this sport.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
What do you think, mar.
Speaker 10 (27:15):
I think it's football?
Speaker 1 (27:16):
All right? Well is it football?
Speaker 3 (27:24):
Man?
Speaker 9 (27:24):
I know?
Speaker 4 (27:25):
Maybe thought the ball wasn't punkin or something.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Oh, man, Mark, we appreciate you playing, buddy. You have
a great day, all right, thank you?
Speaker 4 (27:35):
All right, man, let's go to Ross down South Haven, Mississippi.
Good morning, Ross doing Hey man, we're doing good. All right,
I said, take big show listeners, where to get this?
What sport did them gorillas like? Besides soap operas weightlifting?
Speaker 10 (27:57):
I'm gonna go with all racing, all right?
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Just show us racing what I'm talking about it, I said,
you know they're not real athletes. Well, good word, rass.
Speaker 4 (28:19):
You got one hundred and twenty dollars worth of bull
snock cleaning products heading to you down South Haven.
Speaker 10 (28:25):
That'll work. I can put it work.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
That a boy you hang on, hook you up?
Speaker 10 (28:29):
All right? Thank you?
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Watim of a guy, wear top of you news.
Speaker 4 (28:39):
Then on the other side of this report our time
caps over this may first hang on for life.
Speaker 13 (29:15):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billie Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Ah grumbling bumbly dude, I'm old and I hate people
on the radio. Back in my day, we didn't have
any wild and wooly, smart mouth crap disturbing, frank pulling
shock jocks. We wanted to hear some old wind bag
(29:51):
jabber joan about whars and minorities and humping in public
and sticking things in your button acting a fool.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
We'd want into town and see old man Denado.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
He'd be sitting on an old picklebucket on his front porch,
butt naked except for a paper cup on his winkie,
and he'd shake his fist and curse at the frolic
and squirrels, blaming him for all the eels of society.
He'd accuse everyone who walked by, I'll be in a
vampire or a martian. And then he'd fling handfuls of
(30:28):
poop at him, yelling here, catch your baby's sister. And
if you're smarted off to him, he'd chase you down,
and then bony little.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Legs heath and he'd latch onto your ears.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
Trying to peel you like a big fleshy banana and
making a necklace out of the ones he could tear off.
Whippity trippity doogal noogle, Look at me. I'm a crazy
old ear peeling psycho, flinging dingleberries at Count Dracula and
running around with my beanie weenies in a Dixie gun.
(31:03):
And it's all the damn squirrel's fault. Maybe someone will
do me a favor and blow my fullhead off. Oh
happy day.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
And we liked it.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
Nah, we didn't have no long winded adult brain, self
important news radio morons gibbering about every other damn thing
under the sun except the real news, having babies and
getting near teeth fixed and hitting from the girl's tea
(31:39):
and smooching political heine some news. In my day, we
never knew what was going on in the world. We
were too busy living our utopian dream or sleeping in
caves and eating grubs and roots like a family of
ringtailed lemurs. The only news we got was when lightning
(32:00):
would strike the metal plate in Cuckoo Johnson's head. We'd
cram a wire hanger in his ear for better reception.
The sound would come out of his mouth, and we'd
change channels by twisting on his ninnies and putting magnets
on his head. And if the news was all bad,
(32:20):
we'd say it was a trick by the devil and
shoot more juice through him until we heard something we liked,
or until cuckoo burst into flames. Snip snapper ringo. Look
at us, We're a bunch of cave dwelling, buggying nahles,
twisting ninnies and barbecueing our neighbors. I can't believe we
(32:41):
don't all have tails. Yippy y happy jingle dingle. That's
all we knew, and we liked it.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
We loved it.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
We didn't have any big time syndicated mealy mouthed he
hawed horses patoots stinking up the dawn with their so
called comedy high jinks and jarring us out of a
sound sleep, which was our only escape from the misery
that was our lives. We didn't want to hear some
high falutin honyaks trying to tell us what was funny
(33:14):
first thing in the morning. We knew what was funny
first thing in the morning. Dang dab it all like
when we switched the holy water at the church baptismal
with some white corn liquor, and pretty soon all them
drunk babies crawling up and down the aisle wearing John
Deere hats and a lip full of school slapping all
(33:38):
the other mummies on a fanny and pulling at their
blouses asking for the breakfast special. And after the men
folks got into the hoochs, they were doing the same thing.
And then the minister would get hammered and drive his
track to naked through town, offering to save all the
fallen women.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Now that was blooperoo floo peroo.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
Looking us, we're a bunch of heathens with a drunkie
booby squeeze and shortspitten babies. Maybe Father Horny Potter could
cure us with his magic Wand that was funny and
we liked it. We loved it.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
Oh, radio sucks, John Boy and Phillies.
Speaker 16 (34:27):
Give me that old time pun, Give me.
Speaker 4 (34:30):
That old time pun, Give me that old time fun.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
The going away we stay home.
Speaker 12 (34:39):
Good morning radio, dumb right.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Good morning. There's a big show on the radio. Sports breeks.
Speaker 4 (35:12):
What hasen't oh out while he's on the list, What
past secret service tests. What's a big thing? He winds
up in Cuba with Craig Sagre and bot Neil. All right,
that's what all right, that's coming in about twenty minutes.
I know Dang's gonna hang out on right now, let's
(35:33):
turn them lose.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
Down with a rep and goo in rap ref. Hey ref,
that's the microphone and it's on.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
Rap Is this yes, Sean Pillow?
Speaker 17 (35:49):
Just Monday check jeput revenue is.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
Run on the broadcast.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
Why you don't want to do it todays? I just
like to say, Hi, what's happen?
Speaker 7 (36:00):
Oh?
Speaker 17 (36:00):
Find right, okay, I'm just a little happiness morning.
Speaker 16 (36:05):
What what's you happy about?
Speaker 8 (36:06):
Man?
Speaker 2 (36:06):
What's Let me tell you?
Speaker 16 (36:07):
I got called by the i RS yesterday and that
made you happen.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Yeah, and that made me happy.
Speaker 7 (36:13):
See now only ten.
Speaker 17 (36:15):
A brother in my congregation. And they said, rav he
put down here that he contributed twenty five hundred dollars
to your church last year. Well, we just want to
know is it true? And I said, well if it ain't,
it will be I'm happy today. So why did I
just turn it over?
Speaker 1 (36:34):
And so yeah it is good?
Speaker 7 (36:36):
All right?
Speaker 16 (36:37):
Hey, thanks sir, appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
I'm right.
Speaker 16 (36:40):
If it ain't, it will be.
Speaker 3 (36:42):
I heard that.
Speaker 16 (36:43):
Hey, I got a store, y'all, listen, very careful art.
It's a desert island store. It's a true store. I
swear to old boy ship wreckord a desert island off
a big old boat. The only thing that made it
on that island with him was a pig at a doll.
Is that boy has been that three or four bucks?
I ain't said the other ship piece just knows he's
just gonna be there for the rest of his life
and got tired chase his hand around out. But you
(37:04):
don't need said, I know, boys, what you think I mean?
It's just tough though you imagined you just a load
six bush and you just don't think you ever go
see another human being again. And the man his desire
So if you don't you know what I mean, just
couldn't get fulfilled. So he started looking. He said, hm,
now is it gonna be the pig or the dog? Well,
he decided he'd go after the pig, y'all with me.
(37:28):
He stuck up that pig, He grabbed that pig, and
that dog got all over his cycle.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
Wait wait, wait, how the dog. God, I didn't not
that like.
Speaker 16 (37:40):
That dog was all over cycle, run him off the
other side of the island. So I said, I'm gonna
have to have me a little playing here. So waiting
till midnight. When the dog and the pig was asleep,
stuck up, grabbed the pig, tried to lead the pig
off back in. It was that dog all over on
his cycle, bite him, run him off again. So have
a little getting a little bit smarter like this. So
he caught a wild boar and killed it with his
(38:02):
bare hands. He killed a wild boar and got the beat,
called the dog, throw it on the other side of
the island all right. When the dog was over there,
off off after the meat, he run up on that
pig again, hick up off into diss all over his agon,
biting me, stilling and running him off from that pig again.
I said, for goodness sake, it's just about to give up.
(38:23):
Just headed off. When he heard some splashing around in
the surf out there. It was a woman's voice, hat mess.
She was saying, hat man, I'm drowning. Also, he run
out there, grabbed her, pulled her on the island, gave
her CPR and saved her life. Oh she's so grateful.
She said, sir, you saved my life. If there's anything
(38:43):
I made, anything at all, I can do for you,
just tell me.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
And he said, you might holding that.
Speaker 14 (38:51):
Dog for me.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
All right, Yeah, I got I'll get out here.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
Good morning.
Speaker 4 (39:06):
There's a big Showl radio.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
Helly you Lindsay premise here and when I'm on this
side of the pond, I get my daily dose of
culture and edification every morning from these two delightful lads,
John Boy and Billy right here on the big Show.
You know, I hate to break it to you, boys,
but where I come from.
Speaker 3 (39:24):
You're all Yankees.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
Who will?
Speaker 3 (39:28):
I thought it was funny
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