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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Coming up, we play hump Day beating the Blonde, hang
on chance to.

Speaker 1 (00:06):
Win a big old prize bag. Right now.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
The purveyor of Southern Fried football meets us right here
every Wednesday at this time to give us what we
need to know in college football action. Can you catch
them on the TV on ACC network, do that four
pm weekdays.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Mark Pager on the line. Good morning, pag.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Good morning John Boy and crew. And here it is
on a Wednesday morning. We got so much football to
talk about. But believe it or not, Johnny, as it
started yesterday, goes through tomorrow with the ACC Basketball.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
Media days right away. Yeah, so the ladies sit care
of business yesterday.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
And halfway through today, and then the men this afternoon
and tomorrow and again when you got eighteen teams.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
In the league.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
Now, when you had Cow and Stanford and SMU and
of course Notre Dames a basketball member, we got a
lot of interviews here for the next day and a
half here in the Queens City talking hoops.

Speaker 4 (00:57):
But you brought me on to talk a little South football.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
And a week ago I told you only have got
one ranked versus one rank versus ranked matchup, which was
Missouri going down in the and M and those are
the kind of weeks when people go, oh, there's not
any great games. That's when you know what breaks lose
and wouldn't you know it, man, Alabama loses, the Vanderbilt
number one goes down. Tennessee's number four, they go to Arkansas,

(01:23):
they go down. We had teams ranked nine, ten, and eleven,
they go down. It was one of those crazy weeks
a college football and I'll always say it, those are
the scariest weeks. You know, every time you get one
of those weekends, you go mainly got five ranked versus
ranked matchups like this week we got number two Ohio
State a number three Oregon, Texas and Oklahoma get together in.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
Big D, which is always great.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
Ole miss is number nine, they're going to number thirteen, LSU,
Penn States, number four, they're going to sc.

Speaker 4 (01:50):
He had all those high profile games. You know they'll
be good, they'll be entertaining.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
But it's the weekends where you're like, yeah, it's kind
of a draft weekend that it's just a shocker and
Vanderbilt beating Alabama, Johnny in your lifetime, in your lifetime.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
Have you ever seen such crazy.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
I mean, listen, Vanderbilt going to that game, Johnny, oh
and sixty versus top five teams. Oh and sixty. They're
now one and sixty after they beat Alabama. And here's
Kaitlyn de Boor. A week ago, we're sitting talking about
man Bama Georgia. One of the best games you'd ever
want to see. They held on for Dylan and lost

(02:28):
the league, grabbed the league back in the fourth quarter Alabama, Kaylen,
And now, I mean you can imagine how hot his
seat got in a matter of one week. I mean,
you just don't lose the Vanderbilt right now if you're Alabama,
for crying out laud and again, it's kind of crazy.
The last time a number one team lost to an
unranked team and then went on to win the national
title was LSU back in two thousand and seven.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
But this is Vanderbilt, for crime out loud. They'd lost
twenty three straight.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
Games to Alabama, they were winless in SEC, played three
the last four years.

Speaker 4 (03:00):
They lost to Georgia State.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
Earlier this year, and here they are. They never trailed, Johnny.
Not only did they win the game, never trailed. And
of you sitting there watching the game, going what are
we doing here? This is the craziest thing I've ever
seen my life. And then you get later that night
here's Arkansas. They lose their quarterback, they're taking on Tennessee.
They knock off number four Tennessee. That's the first win

(03:23):
for Arkansas against the top five team in seventeen years.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
Seventeen stinking years. It's just a crazy, wild scene over
the weekend. It was nuts.

Speaker 5 (03:32):
Man.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Well Pack you called it too last week right here,
you said this kind of weekend you gotta watch whenn't
they Yeah, a lot of ranking versus raking Man had
no idea what was gonna happen.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
And then on top of that, Johnny, you got as
crazy as the SEC was first, second, the best, it's
the best college football league gets the standard. You think
you're good, you go measure yourself against what the SEC
is doing. And I say that and the guy that
promotes the AC, I'm just being completely honest when they
talk about Southern Front football. That's the first time ever

(04:04):
ever that they had two top five teams lose, and
then you lose to unranked teams on top of it.
I mean, it was just one of those wild goofy
makes no sense. I say it all the time. The
more you read, the more you study, the dumber you
get when you watch these games on Saturday, because none
of it makes any sense.

Speaker 4 (04:22):
But here's the other ironic twist.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
While we're talking about all these crazy upsets, you got
stories like Army and Navy they're both five and zero,
first time since nineteen forty five.

Speaker 4 (04:34):
How about that?

Speaker 3 (04:34):
I mean you're talking about one of the spectrum of
the SEC and the big time of college football. Then
you got the guys that are not taking any transfer
oral kids.

Speaker 4 (04:42):
Of course, it comes and doesn't either.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
Army Navy undefeated, and they're in a league and the
American Athletic Conference where, ironically, Johnny, if they continue at
this pace, they could play each other for the conference
championship and then the next week they play the Army
Navy game.

Speaker 4 (04:58):
Wow, I left that Meridad a second. How crazy is that?

Speaker 3 (05:02):
I mean, We're living in bizarre times when it comes
to college football.

Speaker 4 (05:06):
I'm just telling you.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
Grab whatever your favorite drink is, put your feet up,
and you're going to be thoroughly entertained because the product
is nuts. The storylines are crazy, and nobody, including the
SEC is safe from just any unbelievable scores.

Speaker 4 (05:21):
It's just amazing to watch.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
What about guys like us and know too much.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
I think it might be time to let Randy start
picking my games.

Speaker 6 (05:32):
Now.

Speaker 4 (05:32):
You know.

Speaker 3 (05:33):
It's kind of like when we do our March Magnus brackets.

Speaker 6 (05:36):
Yeah, you know.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
It's the people that study it and are in the
business are the worst in the world at picking games.
And I mean I get people all the time. Pack
who you think is going to win the Wake Force
NC State game. I'm like, let me tell you something.
Whatever I say, go the other way. I you, I
did give you fifty reasons and all of them would
make sense based on stats or information. Then you watch

(05:58):
the games, You're like, well, what's that eddiot on radio
and TV talking? He's supposed to be some kind of expert.
He couldn't pick his nose off his life depended on it.

Speaker 4 (06:06):
I mean, it's just crazy.

Speaker 5 (06:08):
Gets some great though.

Speaker 4 (06:09):
The storylines are amazing.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
Oh yeah, It's like a soap opera for sports.

Speaker 4 (06:15):
It's basically what it is, and you have no.

Speaker 5 (06:17):
Earthly out it.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
And by the way, one more thing, I don't run
the late. But the funny thing is you had all
these celebrations after the Vanderbilt students came back because Bama
had more fans at Nashville than Vanderbilt did.

Speaker 4 (06:27):
But the Bandity students come down, they rushed the field.
The Arkansas folks.

Speaker 3 (06:30):
That come down, they're tearing down the goalposts. And of
course the SEC's got this deal now that if you
rush the court and you rush the field, you get fined.
So Arkansas has now done it twice because they rushed
the court when they beat Duke and Hoops cost him
two hundred and fifty thousand.

Speaker 4 (06:45):
Dollars to right the rush.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
Right, But here's the new rule. The money doesn't go
into the pot. You gotta go pay the fine to
the team you just beat. So here's Tennessee feeling great
about Look they're number four in the country. Arkansas got
seventy fans on the field raising hell having a good time.
Two hundred and fifty thousand dollars check they write to Tennessee. Now,
am'sten segum. I appreciate that. We're'll put that in.

Speaker 4 (07:09):
My bank account. We were number four in the country.
You just screwed up our season.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
We still got a chance to maybe win the SEC
get the playoff or we get surest thought we're not
gonna lose the Arkansas and Bandy's got to write one
hundred thousand dollars check to Alabama. Both of their fans
came down there and tore the gold post there. So
I mean, it's just a crazy scene, man.

Speaker 4 (07:27):
He really is. You just got a loving.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
Good stuff good stuff back all right, thank it's always buddy.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
We'll meet here next week. Right here, my.

Speaker 4 (07:33):
Man, you got it sounds good?

Speaker 1 (07:35):
All right there he is Mark Picker, Seating network on
a big ESPN.

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(08:15):
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Big show buddy, Steve out of Vicksburg, Mississippi.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
The more and Steve, good morning, Good morning, Hey body, welcome.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
Well, you know what we're gonna We're gonna ask Dator
some questions. She will answer to the best of her ability.
Will agree or disagree. Get two bells before two buzzers
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Speaker 1 (09:13):
You sir, have Steve out. Get him a big old prize.
Back to try Tad.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
What is the major reason that birds fly south.

Speaker 7 (09:27):
For the winter because the bus takes too long? There's
not enough food. They need to go sound, They need
to go south for the food, right.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
Steve will agree or disagree. I disagree. It is for
the food. What were you thinking to say warmer weather
they warrant.

Speaker 8 (09:55):
No.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
I gotta get on down here and get them some food,
all right, man, that's why.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
Well, a plant a bunch of corn so the little
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we will eat them.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
All right, man, he said, true, true, They don't have
to humiliate him. All right, Well, let's jump back in here, Tater.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
We have it on good authority that the mating call
of a male ostrich Randy sounds a lot like the
roar of a much more dangerous animal. Ostrich roar the
much more dangerous animal.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
Which animal is it?

Speaker 7 (10:37):
I don't care. I'm just gonna run. It doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
That might be an chasing you.

Speaker 7 (10:44):
They make the sound. It sounds similar to a bear roar.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
A bear roar. All right, Steve, agree or disagree.

Speaker 4 (10:53):
I'm going to agree.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
You agree with the bear roar. All the roars in
the world. Tater picks out a bear roar.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
And you are agreeing with that?

Speaker 7 (11:03):
Change his answers that correct.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
He is, but he's not going to.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
You know, I try lion, A lion's roar'd.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
Well, stay lucky.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
But you we got a good old consolation prize there, buddy.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
Thank you so much, Thank you.

Speaker 4 (11:24):
I love y'all, well.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
Love you too. All right, hang on, but Jaggi is
he's easy.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
To get there, trying to help Steve that business.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
And out of all the roars in the world, Tater knows.
I don't put that on you. I have known that, Okay,
we're letting this go. Natur will be arguing about wordy
word in about an hour. A h okay, Well Ostrich
is around here.

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Speaker 7 (17:58):
And to start off with the top five movies this weekend, Joker.
Then I'm saying the.

Speaker 8 (18:06):
Debuted at number one, but everybody keeps writing it's a disappointment.

Speaker 7 (18:10):
That's a disappointment.

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I heard it was still that's a flop.

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Speaker 1 (18:18):
It was very very dark.

Speaker 7 (18:19):
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Speaker 8 (18:29):
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(19:14):
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Speaker 7 (20:58):
Anybody, anybody? What are you gonna watch? Outer Bank Season
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And that's on Netflix.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
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Speaker 7 (21:26):
Then I feel it.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
Well, let's get us a winner. Let's play worthy word.
Here we go by that one eight hundred big show
you told free line. We'll get a couple of contestants
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Speaker 11 (22:22):
Right now, Lesblake, I went everybody's head about the bed
the wordy.

Speaker 6 (22:27):
Word of the wording word.

Speaker 2 (22:29):
Let's meet the contestants. We got Sandy from Lexington, Kentucky.
Good morning, Sandy, Good morning, John boy, Hey baby, welcome
and see we got Jib down in Loosdale, Mississippi.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
Good morning, Jib, good morning, John Boy, Hey buddy.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
All right, that's Sandy in Lexington, Kentucky. That's Jim all right, Kentucky,
Mississippi doing.

Speaker 8 (22:53):
That like it?

Speaker 1 (22:54):
Hey, so, Jeb, you and Tayter will be on the side.

Speaker 4 (22:58):
Jey, Hey, Taylor, let's get this well.

Speaker 2 (23:03):
Me and Sandy will go for the first thirty second said,
we can give you all something to shoot it all right, Sandy?

Speaker 1 (23:09):
You ready, baby, Yes, I'm ready.

Speaker 7 (23:12):
And my husband's name is Jeff, so that's funny to me.
I'm playing against you.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
All right, Well you don't concentrate on that. I need
you concentrate. That would be great.

Speaker 2 (23:26):
You'd be hand feeding him some Birtee County peanuts when
he gets on that.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
All right, Well let's jump.

Speaker 5 (23:34):
On it here.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
Okay, start all right, let's go start the clock.

Speaker 6 (23:40):
Now.

Speaker 2 (23:41):
A dog wears these around his neck collar. Yeah, uh huh,
all right, at the grocery store, and they will hear
try this.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
They will give you a free what damn for?

Speaker 9 (23:50):
Yeah?

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Speaker 4 (23:54):
To pray?

Speaker 1 (23:54):
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you're on your knees. What are you doing? You're praying
the gully? Yeah yeah, but you go down on your knees.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
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pop wow wow right now going, And Neil was hanging
us up there, but about.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
Three on the board. All right, jab and tainter for
your round one? Are you ready?

Speaker 6 (24:25):
Jab?

Speaker 7 (24:27):
I'm ready and go Rice crispies? Blank, yep, you you
you you lay down to go to what actually yep,
you you drink this h two O uh huh.

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and have a yeah you you fill in the b yep,
you listen to music out of these two things. They're
big and sometimes they sit on the.

Speaker 2 (24:59):
Floor speaker, yes, sir ears no, it was so, y'all
put on the floor. Sometimes six on the board. They
took the lead by three on a sandy. Come on, baby,
we need some points, all right, all right, get some ease,

(25:19):
be nice, we'll see all right, starting the clock now.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
This instrument with Ivory Stevie wonderplays it.

Speaker 6 (25:28):
Yeah, yeah, uh huh.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
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this and feed it to me. Yeah, hey, where do
you live? What is yours?

Speaker 4 (25:43):
Yes? Uh huh?

Speaker 2 (25:45):
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open the door, go into the living what.

Speaker 6 (25:53):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (25:53):
Ruthe okay, Tidney, what now? Dog and my bads. We
took the lead briefly. Gabator one will talk. Well, let's
just keep going like sorry, what's over?

Speaker 1 (26:10):
Jabentator two will win it?

Speaker 7 (26:13):
Ready to go on your license. It says you're an
organ what.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
Uh yes, tied up?

Speaker 7 (26:21):
So you have the refriger you go to the blank.

Speaker 8 (26:25):
Section in in in the grocery store and that's where
ice cream is and and uh things you have to defrost.

Speaker 3 (26:33):
Oh, you've been having a good detainer.

Speaker 5 (26:34):
Everything's going well.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
I don't think I don't think we should.

Speaker 5 (26:38):
I think they keep it in the freezers.

Speaker 12 (26:40):
Yeah, but what's the section called? Teer was more confident
than me.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
I was like, oh no, no, well Sandy Dave Bath
blew it baby, but don't got it. We came up
a little short, but you didn't try again any time.

Speaker 7 (27:06):
Good jump.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
All right, John boy.

Speaker 7 (27:08):
Want to give a shout out.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
This is your other Kentucky woman that will promote you
from Lexington.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
All right, nice Sedy, Well tell you y it was
my fault.

Speaker 4 (27:21):
No, he wasn't.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
My husband.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
His name is Jeff.

Speaker 7 (27:24):
I got confused.

Speaker 9 (27:25):
It was good talking to you.

Speaker 5 (27:26):
I want to play again.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
All right, San, we'll make that happen, baby.

Speaker 6 (27:31):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
Have a great day of election. And all right, Jim,
you got it.

Speaker 2 (27:35):
Buddy's that bird tea County Peanuts prize back head down
to Loosesdale for you.

Speaker 5 (27:41):
Thank you, so much, John Boy.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
Let's give a shout out to my brother's the USI
Underground Solution and my dad, my mom and anybody else
that might listen to that.

Speaker 5 (27:50):
Thank y'all.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
Nice Jem, appreciate you and yours listening to the Big Joe.

Speaker 7 (27:55):
Talk to you later.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
Good morning, got a big show on the radio. Bit
request time. Sherry Hacker out of flat Woods, West Virginia says,
please play Oliver's Divorce in the Country from a few
years back. Oh my gosh, I laughed my butt off
every single time of here. Absolutely love it. All right, Sherry,
we got tainter on it right now, we'll get it

(28:18):
for it next.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
Good Morning, it's a big show on the radio.

Speaker 2 (28:44):
I know I'm getting all the his myself, Man Mad
Mags on the punkin Spice coming up in just a
few minutes. Yeah, we hadn't got to Sherry's request that
big big show. Listener, Sherry Hager, I'm been flat Woods,
West Virginia.

Speaker 6 (28:59):
Do that for you?

Speaker 4 (29:00):
You share.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
It's time for Oliver? Well, well, well I'm finished. I
got a big laugh on the first line I've done.

Speaker 11 (29:17):
You know, it's nice to get mailed from our listeners,
especially the ones that agree with you. I received a
letter about a solution to the current political situation in
this country, and I have to say I think it's
a win win for both sides.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
Let me preach on it, brother.

Speaker 6 (29:36):
Deer.

Speaker 11 (29:36):
American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, and other Obama supporters.
We've all stuck together since the late fifties, but this
last election has made me realize that it's time for
a divorce.

Speaker 6 (29:54):
Now.

Speaker 11 (29:54):
I know that we tolerated each other for many years
for the sake of future generations, but sadly this relationship
has run its course. Our two ideological sides of America
cannot and will not ever agree on what's right for
this country. So let's just end it on friendly terms.
We'll chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our

(30:16):
separate ways. To speed things up, here's a model separation agreement.
Our two groups will have to divide up the country
by land mass. Now, this will be difficult. Maybe the
best bet is to do this by letting the population
choose up sides. Once people have decided if they want
to live in conservative America or liberal America, it should

(30:37):
be relatively easy to dole out real estate. Just an fyi,
we are not interested in New York, California, Southern Florida,
d C, Chicago, Detroit, and all of New England. Since
our recent pol says eighty five percent of the country
considers themselves conservative, this should really be plenty for you.

(30:59):
Our respective RepA presentatives will divide up our assets since
both sides have such distinctive and disparate tastes. We don't
like the redistribution of wealth and punitive taxes, so you
can keep those. You're also welcome to all the liberal judges,
the jack holes at the ACLU, the fruit loops at
the National Endowment of the Arts, the nuts at ACORN,

(31:19):
plus the naacp act up and move on. Since you
hate guns in war, we'll keep our cops, our guns,
the NRA, and the military. You can have the black panthers,
the gay pride paraders, and the don't ask, don't tell us.
We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Walmart, and Wall Street.

(31:42):
You can have your beloved homeless homeboys, hippies, illegal alien invaders,
and global warming scam artists. We'll keep the hot Alaskan
hockey bombs, greedy CEOs, and rednecks. You can keep your
man girls, your welfare cheets, and your snobs. Will keep
our bibles, our farms, and the blue collar comedy tour.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
You can have Rosie.

Speaker 11 (32:07):
O'Donnell, Michael Moore, and Oprah, but you'll be responsible for
creating a biofuel vehicle powerful enough to move all of
them up. You can play kissy face with Al Qaeda, Hamas,
the Taliban, North Korea, Castro Hugo Chavez, and everyone else
who wants you dead. We'll retain the right to shock

(32:28):
and all the hell out of anyone who threatens us
in our way of life. You can have the peace
nicks and war protesters. Good luck fighting off the bad
guys with diplomacy, apologies, and in very serious circumstances. Caddie remarks.
We'll keep our Judeo Christian values. You're welcome to your scientology, Islam,

(32:49):
secular humanism, atheism, and hell. You can also keep your
winter festivals, your Spring celebrate and all the other non
religious pseudonyms for Christian holidays. We'll keep Christmas, Easter and
the Cross. We'll also make sure our president isn't so
insecure that he has to remove the cross or crucifix

(33:12):
before he speaks.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
To religious groups. Ouch.

Speaker 11 (33:17):
Hey, knowing your concerns over the human impact on the
environment in your part of the country, you can control
the excess population by outlawing opposite sex marriages. We'll just
keep letting men and women marry indiscriminately. We'll keep our SUVs,
pickup trucks, and land yachts. You can have your ugly

(33:40):
little hybrid vehicles, by the way. Driving those will also
go a long way to keeping your population down. We'll
be drilling for oil everywhere on our side of the country.
If one of our oil wells obstructs your view, please
feel free to complain. We'll enjoy the life. You can

(34:01):
keep the network News MSNBC, CNN, and all the other
news channels no one watches. You'll need them to keep
your citizens BSD buffaloed and blissfully ignorant. We'll keep Rush Limbaugh,
Fox News and the Ratings. We'll need them to keep
our citizens informed. You'll be able to give healthcare to
everyone in your side of the country.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
Hip hip hooray.

Speaker 11 (34:25):
That is, if you can find any doctors willing to
try and make a living there. We'll be happy to
loan you some of ours, but it's gonna cost you
the star spangled banner. That's ours, you guys can have.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
We are the world.

Speaker 11 (34:40):
I'd like to teach the world to sing or imagine.
We'll also be praying in school and reciting the Pledge
of Allegiance. Maybe you can teach your kids some more
songs about Obama. We'll keep trickle down economics, and you
can give socialism and trickle up your best shot. Just

(35:01):
remember the working Americans will be on our side of
the border and won't be contributing to your massive debt.
And speaking of borders, we are gonna be pretty damn
serious about ours.

Speaker 1 (35:14):
How serious.

Speaker 11 (35:15):
Well, if you want to enter our side of the
country the right way, all are welcome. But if you
think you're gonna pull a fast one and sneak over,
well remember that old commercial roaches go in, but they
don't come out.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
You get the idea.

Speaker 11 (35:30):
So, if this is all agreeable to you, liberals, please
pass this along to the others to sign, and let's
get this amical amical divorce done asap. And this shouldn't
be a problem as liberals love to sign things without
reading them, so that's it.

Speaker 4 (35:45):
I like it.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
Who says divorce can't be fun?

Speaker 11 (35:48):
And by the way, if you have any amendments you'd
like to include in this separation, send them along to
the Big show and I'll update this on our next visit.
God bless our America.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
Page two.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
Good morning, there's a big show on the radio. Make
your own Pumpkin Spice album. Everybody going crazy about Pumpkin
Spice will show this off. It's all there the big
box for your mad Max track keyword. But you know
your sales pitch has just a little bit too much
sarcasm to really called.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
Let's just enjoy this call in. Go on, mad Mike Here,
how's it going now?

Speaker 6 (36:59):
You so I maddened? Frog hair flit three ways? Wait,
that's how fine? I Well, boys, it's October again, one
of the nerve rackingness months of the year, cause it's
less cram punkin Spice into everything whether it needs it
or not.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
Bunk is it me?

Speaker 6 (37:20):
Or is punkin Spice got a tad out of control?
Punkin Spice coffee, punkin Spice creamer, punkin Spice, muffins, punkin
Spice cheerios, And nobody else has said I will punkin
Spice can kiss my big old punkin shaped buck. I
actually did some research on this particular topic. Turns out

(37:44):
Starbucks started to hold punkin Spice Palooza back in two
thousand and four with their extra special limited edition punkin
Spice Latti No you Ain't ever had one? Is basically
a regular Lotte with nutmeg, cinnamon, and clothes mixed in it. Now,

(38:07):
if you study that recipe for a minute, you might
notice something. There ain't a lick of actual punkin in it,
which means punkin Spice is to real punkin what candy
corn is to real coin. In other words, they made
it up. Punkin Spice is the fake news of food,

(38:28):
but that ain't kept them from putting it in everything
you can buy in a store or restaurant during the
whole month. And that's just then. Ihop has jumped on
the punkin Spice train too. They're teaming up with some
beer company to make something called punkin Pancake stout. I

(38:48):
repeat that, punkin Pancake stout. It's a beer that tastes
like pumpkin spice pancakes. All right, First of all, what
idiot gave I hop a liquor like, because that ain't
gonna end. Well, this ain't the first time pancakes and
beer have been together at AHA, but it usually happens

(39:12):
inside of a drunk after the order companions, Do we
really need to add punkin spice to this devil's broom?
How many of the basic food groups do you want
to mess up at the same time. I think the
only way I could get excited about something named punkin
pancakes stout is if it was doing a nine yard

(39:33):
kickoff return at the Alabama Auburn Gun. Now here's my idea.
Punkin spice preparation h now bedable in Halloween fun size.
When the trigger treaders ring the doorbell, you go, how
they there? Spider Man? I think you know what you
can do with this? Why see the ad campaign? Now

(39:55):
this Halloween punkin Spice goes where it's never gone to
co hang in there, America. When October is over with
punkin spice, everything we'll be done till next year, and
all we'll have to deal with is eight straight wie,
So happy hon today? What else this is? Mad? Mike Plam,

(40:16):
shut down, shut up, and quin putting nutmeg in my beard?

Speaker 1 (40:20):
Don Morris, I'll have a.

Speaker 6 (40:22):
Ninety day.

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