July 10, 2024 • 31 mins
Wed (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ve got an early morning visit from Carl Childers.. - John Boy has another list of Dumb Things Kids Say.. - Mr. Rhubarb has a heavenly story about stepping on ducks.. - Astronerd is officially banned from the studio.. - We’ll give the Stupie Quiz one more whirl.. - Hoyt and Delbert party with the pig farmer.. - and we’ll wrap things up with letters from listeners..
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Speaker 1 (00:22):
Good morning, the Big Show. It's on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
And now, ladies and gentlemen, here is mister Roubot. Thank you,
John Boyd, You're welcome.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Let's kick it.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Old school, old nursery school. Apparently, Billy, I set your
punk ass down. Don't made me Papa cap in your dome,
my wife's.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Doom, I say that, Yeah, what messed me up?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
I never sang my song? What I miss rubbarb from
this story time.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
In my God.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Driving to work one morning, a man got behind a
big flatbed truck. The truck hit a pothole in the
road pothole and had another.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Ghetto saying.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Now, oh go a pothole, yes, And a big crate
fell off the back into the middle of the road.
The man in the car had to swerve like a
madman to avoid the crate.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
How did he sound so very mad?
Speaker 3 (01:39):
His tires squelled like stuck pigs.
Speaker 6 (01:41):
Oh no, we got to hear that.
Speaker 7 (01:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Seconds later, a policeman appeared behind the man and pulled
him over for reckless driving.
Speaker 6 (01:54):
Now what did his serens sound like?
Speaker 3 (01:56):
We we.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Fortunately another policeman had seen the carton in the road.
The policeman stopped traffic and recovered the box. When he
opened it, it was full of extra large upholstery tax
I'm sorry, sir, the first trooper told the driver, but
I'm still going to have to write you a ticket.
The man couldn't believe it. I can't believe it is what.
The man said, Hey, ticket for what? And the trooper said,
(02:25):
tax evasion?
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Tax were in the road. Yeah. I can't tell y'all true.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Story, though.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Let's find out.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
I was driving down a lonely country road one cold
winter day and it began to sleep real heavy.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Does that make a sound?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
I'm not too good on my sound. My windows were
getting icy, and my wife or blaze were badly worn.
Made a terrible noise, and they fell apart under the
string crisp, I.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Don't know, scream like a madman.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
I was unable to drive any further because of the
ice building up on my front window.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
And suddenly I had a great idea. Now this is
the part I have a hard time beliere. Io the idea.
I stopped and begin to overturn large rocks over large raw.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
That's what that sounds like.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
And I located to very lethargic hibernating rattlesnakes. I grabbed
them up, straighten them out flat, and installed them on
my blades.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
And they weren't just fine. Y'all believe that story?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
What you mean to tell me you've never heard of
wind chilled vikers? Thank you, and I'm mister rubar uh
was I finished?
Speaker 3 (03:58):
See y'all losers.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Good morning, The Big Show is on the radio.
Speaker 8 (04:06):
Hello, fellow, good old boys, this is your old partners. Then,
Yord Delartson, how did they from over here in himm
er Laninger fi Jord Norway. I'll tell you, whapman, you're
stuck and waxing the family yack. There's no better way
to pass the time than listening to John Buy and
(04:28):
Billy on that Big Show. I only wish the show
was longer. That yack waxing takes a while. I think that.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Good Morning to make show is on the radio.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Astro nerd.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Aser Nerd.
Speaker 7 (05:12):
Did you hear your band when Dolly Parkner is in
the studio because we don't want you to creep her out?
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Yes, I heard that. I'm banned.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
To mark that on your calendar.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
I got it on there.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Oh good.
Speaker 7 (05:31):
Colonel Vin's quiz will be played in minutes. The easiest
way for you to join the winners. Uh, you know,
maybe we have a picture of Astro Nerd on our website.
You need to get a picture of astro Nerds so
people can put a face with You.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
Know, every day on the show gets more like hanging
out at the Men in Black office. You know, you
never know who they are, where they're from.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
You sort of already had really Yeah where grilling sauce
in front of the Eiffel Tower?
Speaker 7 (06:04):
Oh that's right, so that was yeah, uh Astronaut Turk
a picture of our grilling sauce in front of the
Eiffel Tower.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Uh uh?
Speaker 7 (06:19):
Did you see the guy out there on the bicycle
with a big American flag that's riding across America?
Speaker 6 (06:23):
Yeah, and y'all think I'm a gooon?
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Where y'all going later?
Speaker 7 (06:27):
Oh you're a goon? No kid, you know there's room
in that basket. My kids like you, all right, So.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
But you can't even repeat one of their friend's names.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
What's name I is?
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (06:48):
You Freaky Yello? The Tellers? You know it? You Frank?
I like it just out of my head? What do
you call a guy like ke?
Speaker 7 (07:03):
Alright, So nobody touching Nobody, curnavn s Quizzys. Just wait
for you to join the Winter's happening in minutes. Good morning,
A big show is on the radio. All right, Well
these just way for you to wins die one eight
hundred big show if you call her nine take seat?
Speaker 5 (07:19):
Or dealing with Bidley one of our favorite topics. A
Bill Clinton updates. Yay one ain't undred big show.
Speaker 7 (07:28):
You're toe Frey, Lindy call her and I we'll play next.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Good morning, you got a big show on the radio.
I don't by doing his morning We got Steve? I
know Florida.
Speaker 7 (08:01):
Oh wait minute, go girl.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
I gotta get back to the music.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
All right, Steve, do you come from a Lettino, Florida?
Speaker 9 (08:20):
Yes, I work Indo.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
I live in Saint Cloud. All right, Buddie, what are
you doing right now?
Speaker 9 (08:25):
I'm at work. I can't believe I get through. I'm
a faithful listener, listen to all the time. This is
the first time.
Speaker 10 (08:31):
I've ever got through.
Speaker 7 (08:32):
Oh go, buddy, we appreciate you.
Speaker 9 (08:36):
And tell Billy I said hello. And tell Jackie.
Speaker 10 (08:38):
I said hello, Billy.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Steve said hey, Hey Steve. Jackie.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Steve said.
Speaker 9 (08:47):
Hi.
Speaker 7 (08:47):
All right, Well, Steve listen up, man, it's a good
time for you to get to Billy Well Steve.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
The University of Arkansas is offering a new course that
examines the history of Arkansas native and former President Bill Clinton.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Well, that's just absnotic and when doill you hear the
rest of the story.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
The new course is somewhat controversial because A it's being
funded by corporate sponsors. B it's extremely selective about the
history it covers. Or C seventy five percent of your
final greadest based on an oral exam.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Oh, this is a tough one, but I think I'm
gonna go with C.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Yeah, all right.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
That's my scheme.
Speaker 7 (09:32):
It say congratulations, buddy.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
I appreciate you.
Speaker 10 (09:36):
Guys are fabulous, man, thank you.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
But I appreciate you.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Use guys.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Ah, I know something different about this burden.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
What heck O?
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Good morning, this big show on the radio.
Speaker 10 (09:54):
I'll never forget the first time I met Yon Boy
and Billy Yon Boy carrying Billy around wrapped up in
a little towel, the making sound kindly like a cat.
Weren't no bigger than the squirrel. Yahn Boy wanted me
to bury him out back under that rock. Well, he
(10:16):
kept crawling out of that towel. After a while, order
let him go, and he crawled off. Summers John Boy,
don't carry him around in a towel, no more. Got
a little basket for him.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
Little Feller, Little feller.
Speaker 7 (11:09):
Good morning, A big show is on a radio and now.
Wise advice from kids. Patrick aged ten says, never trust
a dog to watch your food. When your dad is
mad and ask you, do I look stupid? Don't answer him.
Michael fourteen says, never tell your mom her diets not working.
(11:33):
Randy age nine, stay away from prunes. Robert thirteen, never
pee on an electric fence. Norona age thirteen says, don't
squat with your spurs on.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Don't pull dad's.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
Finger when he tells you to.
Speaker 7 (11:50):
Wise advice from Emily to Helia eleven says, when your
mom is mad as your dad, don't let her brush
your hair out. Tracy fourteen says, never allow your three
year old brother in the same room as your school assignment.
Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time.
You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass
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of milk. Lauren age nine says felt markers are not
good to use as lipstick. Joel aged ten says, don't
pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.
More Wise advice from kids. When you get a bad
grade in school, show it to your mom when she's
on the phone. And finally, Eileen eight says, never try
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to baptize a cat. Wise advice from kids.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Good morning, the Big Show is on the radio.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Alrighty, it's time.
Speaker 5 (13:13):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode The
Cajun Commandos. Our story opens late one afternoon at the
Boudreau Farm in Thibodeaux, Louisiana, and the first.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Man say, I ain't got that round the bath. I
just got outrun you. I gar hanked woodrow Woodrow. Oh
here come.
Speaker 11 (13:35):
To Wharten quick standing around, flapping your jaw. Get the
rest of them. Told on Andrew Stein, you might as
well go on home. I ain't gonna ask you to
stay for supper, not.
Speaker 12 (13:46):
To see you too. I was just leaving anyways. Hey,
what time the library close?
Speaker 3 (13:53):
About seven o'clock pm?
Speaker 11 (13:55):
I tank, you know they ain't got no coloring book
at the library. Just damn leading time.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
HIDDI.
Speaker 7 (14:05):
Just down?
Speaker 3 (14:05):
What you going to the library?
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Fall?
Speaker 3 (14:07):
Well?
Speaker 12 (14:07):
I hear they just got damn a bunch of new
computer workstation machine.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
I'm gonna took myself down there and rode up one
of them he mails. What's a he mail?
Speaker 12 (14:16):
That's one of them electronic massage. Then you top it
on your computing machine and it comes out.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
On somebody else's Do they make a she mail too?
We but mostly on Bourbon Street that might.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Have got time?
Speaker 12 (14:31):
Well, who you gonna send this email to old President
butch up at the White House?
Speaker 6 (14:36):
Oh please? What does Sam hell make you?
Speaker 3 (14:39):
Team President Bush?
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Want?
Speaker 6 (14:40):
I heard from you?
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Well, Wama, since you asks?
Speaker 12 (14:44):
Because I done whooped up a plan to wipe out
Old Osama, bend Ladie and all them?
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Tyror rested, what kind of plan?
Speaker 12 (14:51):
Well, last night I seen on the television how old
Osama is hold up in Afghanistan and this bunch they
called the al Cajuns.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
I saw that too. Regular where part of Louisiana today, from.
Speaker 12 (15:03):
The way they look on TV, must be from somewhere
around the street park.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
So how you gonna wipe them out? Watch that? I
thought that was the punch line.
Speaker 12 (15:15):
It seemed like to me, if you gonna bet the
our cage and you need to send in some regular Cajun.
Now that makes sense, but you know it's a whole
lot more than our Cajun than the regular con don't matter.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
We ain't gonna need to send a tree on tree.
Speaker 11 (15:29):
You gonna send tree caje on to wipe out all
damn tarroorriest we see.
Speaker 12 (15:34):
All you got to did is flyot them tree caging
up to Afghanistan. Give them each one of them, double
barrel shooting the gun.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
Get that car out of here. You know the kind
they use when we are haunted. Duck.
Speaker 12 (15:45):
Then you say, boys, today we are haunting the terrorist.
Here's three team you need to know the good to eat.
The limited is too and the season ended yesterday. You
take them caging up about two hours to kill it.
Speaker 5 (16:06):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Let's practice on the Missus Gohead.
Speaker 9 (16:12):
Show.
Speaker 6 (16:13):
Then again.
Speaker 5 (16:13):
Next time we'll hear crusty old Missus Wilson at the
librarian say.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. It's a
big show on your radio. Thanks for joining us this morning.
Speaker 9 (16:31):
Hey, this is the Nat.
Speaker 7 (16:32):
Boy Rick Flair and we're talking about the John Boyn
Billy Big Show.
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I say the Big Show.
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And every morning they'd be styling and profiling.
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Good morning, ever bought it?
Speaker 7 (17:16):
Big Show's on the radio, headed toward your last chance
to play and win Today, I'd be stupid quiz I did?
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Hang on? Stupid quiz is close? Good morning, The Big
Show is on the radio.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
Got it? Okay? All right, okay, hang on, Jackie, you
take over. We're tired.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Right now. It is stupid quiz time.
Speaker 7 (17:39):
If you would like to play me, dial one eight hundred,
Big Show call her nine.
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We'll do it next. Good morning, A big show is already.
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Have you seen jors Great? Yeah, I'm a vacation out
of school.
Speaker 5 (18:26):
Ha hah.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Knowledge's gonna stop. That's knowledge doesn't stop.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
Hey honey, Hey honey, honey.
Speaker 7 (18:41):
Let's see who our contestint is. Oh right here Mark
from Lenore, North Carolina, Good.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Morning, Mark, Hey, good morning, John boyd.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
How you doing this morning?
Speaker 12 (18:48):
Man? Doing just spine? You're doing alrighty?
Speaker 7 (18:50):
I think I'm gonna make it now. All right, let
me say I got my bell here. You got a
touched on phone. You're gonna touch a number on that? Mark? Yes,
he goes the way you're gonna chime, man. So I
got the lesson plan Let's do the stupid thing.
Speaker 13 (19:06):
Yes, we're looking for Let's start with science. Which of
these planets does.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Not have a moon? Right, I mean really.
Speaker 13 (19:24):
A Mars B Mercury or see Pluto?
Speaker 3 (19:29):
The moons of Pluto. I've heard those. I know Mars
needs women.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Education. What was the other one?
Speaker 3 (19:38):
What was the other one? I'm going with that one Mercury.
Speaker 5 (19:41):
That's correct, a completely flawed reasoning process. And yet the
right hand and by the way, when did you hear
the moons of Pluto? Is that a curiosity?
Speaker 13 (19:53):
Geography? Which of these countries is East Africa's most prosperous
country East Africa? Is it a Nigeria, B, Colombia or
C Kenya?
Speaker 3 (20:08):
Colombia? Hello, drugs.
Speaker 5 (20:11):
Colombia is not in Africa South America.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
Here's a trade question, yes, mark that, Yeah, what does?
Speaker 14 (20:23):
What does?
Speaker 3 (20:24):
Can you have animal zoos and stuff? Yeah, fish zoos
and tree zoos.
Speaker 5 (20:30):
They call it the world's petting zoo.
Speaker 7 (20:31):
Yeah, and the admission is way high.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (20:36):
Hey man, Patty showed me, uh satellite picture of the world.
Where all the lights are you know, the most heavenly
lighted company.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Right now? It might be this way.
Speaker 7 (20:49):
The most heavily lighted country. That's totally different. It's America,
the East coast right where we are. There are more
lights than.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Anywhere in the world. Your head, I'll tell you that.
Did Patty bring this up? Did she come running in
there with a picture? It's company wonder one?
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Mark is wonder one?
Speaker 13 (21:17):
English spell the word throne, as in the special chair
for a king or queen.
Speaker 7 (21:27):
Uh r o any that's right, correct, Johnny?
Speaker 3 (21:38):
Two to one, Mark, you're up on me? Oh thrown.
Speaker 13 (21:42):
Math ma math Estimate the sum of one thousand, six
hundred and eighty eight plus five hundred and twenty three
to the nearest hundred All right.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
Yes, not got a chance in the world.
Speaker 7 (22:00):
Estimate estimate two thousand, two hundred and eleven. No, ten,
not to the nearest hundred.
Speaker 5 (22:08):
Sorry, Martin, Can you repeat the question.
Speaker 13 (22:13):
Estimate the sum of one thousand, six hundred eighty eight
plus five hundred twenty three to the nearest.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Hundred oh one hundred twenty two hundred. That's right? Correct?
Are you really.
Speaker 6 (22:29):
Plus?
Speaker 5 (22:29):
You said knowledge?
Speaker 3 (22:30):
Don't stop? Well wait you go, Mark, Jack, We'll get
your details and get it to you.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
All right, buddy, Okay, good morning. How to make shows
on the radio.
Speaker 7 (22:44):
All right, well here we are request bit in the
morning is coming up next?
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Good morning, got a big show on the radio?
Speaker 14 (23:13):
You have.
Speaker 7 (23:13):
We love to hear from you all, long time Big
show listeners. Email anybody but me or anybody at the
Big Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
You're a plastic bits in morning. All right now, time
tay to take us way.
Speaker 7 (23:25):
Back for this.
Speaker 9 (23:28):
Man.
Speaker 7 (23:30):
Hell yeah, this hart all my life on the front
of that John boy been here all right.
Speaker 9 (23:35):
Here are you big on? Hey? No driving, nose picking,
mouth freezing knuckle dragons, it squeezing little scab farming.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Looking coll a man a ZiT squeezer and scab farmer?
Speaker 9 (23:50):
Will you or no offense? But have you looked at you?
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Hurts coming from you? A hoard?
Speaker 7 (23:59):
What's new the trader man? How's delvit? Search for white
collar respectability going?
Speaker 1 (24:05):
That's a choker?
Speaker 9 (24:06):
Had an interest in in in last night? Though you
know ours invited us to a big old party at
this hog farmer's house, cors loaded like you wouldn't believe.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Hey, man, I know a hog farmer. I wonder if
it's the same guy. Where's the farm that fall? I
ain't got no farm, I thought you said he was
a rich hog Farmer.
Speaker 9 (24:22):
No, his name is Farmer, David Farmer. They call him
holl because he weighs in about three hundred pounds and
he's shore enough rich isai?
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Well where'd he get his money?
Speaker 9 (24:31):
He got run over by a shuttle bus in the
parking lot hist years ago. They give him this whattload
of money in the out of court settlement.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
So this is a guy named hog Farmer, the rich.
Speaker 9 (24:43):
Yeah, he's about halfway crazy.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Too from the accident.
Speaker 9 (24:46):
No, he wouldn't even hurt all that bad, and ain't
the money neither. Oh hog was a nut back. We
didn't have two Nichols to roup together. Ben riches means
he can act it out more. Got him a big
old house with Olympic sign of swimming pool in the
oh and get this, men Deverett got up to the party.
Oh Hog had stuck a bunch of alligators out in
the pool.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Alligators, what's for?
Speaker 9 (25:08):
I tell you he's a rich nut. Everybody's standing rounding
on patio and I kindly lost track of Debora there
for a few minutes. I had run into this little girly.
She had two of my favorite personality trade.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Oh what's that.
Speaker 9 (25:21):
She was real cute and she was real drunk. Anybody
we're standing there talking. Next thing, you know, Oh, Hogs
then climbed up to the lifeguard chairs there on the
far side of the pool. And by this time he's
got him a snoop pool as you might imagine, waving
his arms and he's hollering, may I have your attention please,
So everybody gets real quiet, Hogg says, I'd like to
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issue a challenge the first person here to swim across
this pool and climb up here on the stand with me.
I'll give him the deed to this here house. Well,
everybody you know takes pay down in that pool, sees
all them gators going around down there. Nobody moves, you know,
Nogg says, all right, first persons all across the pool
gets the deed to the house and the keys to
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that rolls Roy says, park out in the groage. Still
nobody moves, and Hogg says, all right, I'll throw in
my complete stock portfolio and all the money in my
bank account. Well, just in as a big old spy.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Somebody jumped in the pool, yes, sir.
Speaker 9 (26:22):
And I look down, Lordie, it's Talbot.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Then what happened?
Speaker 9 (26:27):
Well, them gators is all over him like white on rice,
as you can imagine. But he's keeps right all the coming.
He whacks one on across the bridge of the nose,
pulls out his pocket knife, stabs another one in the
gulls another in by his big old gainor head, pulls
back on it till his neck snap. It looked like
a red neck tars. Oh no, so anyway, Debert swims
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up to the other side of the pool. He climbs
out Old Hall comes stumbling down out of the lifeguard stand.
Whether there's his boy, That's the most amazing thing I've
ever seen in alive. And I want you to know
I'm a man of my word. Come on in here,
let me get you the deed to the house. Deb says,
I don't want your hoss, and Hawks says, well, I
about the key to that rolls Royce Never says, I
(27:11):
don't know, Rolls Royce, and Hawks says, I don't know.
What about the money? Never says you can keep your money,
and Hawks says, well, what do you want? And Devor says,
at no, good bastard that pushed me in the pool. Hey,
let's hear it right here. Me and George of the Jungle,
is you gone?
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (27:34):
You telling him? I said, hell, know what you mean?
You don't keep straight upright?
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Good morning, A big show is on the radio.
Speaker 7 (28:09):
Let's see what the listeners are thinking here from the
Big Show dot Com on our email.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
From Chris Maguire.
Speaker 7 (28:17):
After over two years of living overseas without being home,
I was able to take leave and come home to
South Carolina. I was anxiously anticipating my return to the
South and back to the familiar sounds of the Big Show.
I flew into Atlanta, had to drive to Charlotte imediately
after I woke up early in order to catch the
entire show. I must admit that my homecoming would not
have been complete without you guys, and laughed at Harden
quite some time. It was refreshing to be home and
(28:38):
infigurating to hear y'all. I'm stationed in England, a place
I could learn a thing or two about morning shows
and work with six Southern Carolina boys in North and
South Carolina that refear of the cast.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
In the show as a whole.
Speaker 7 (28:49):
One particular instance I'll speak of was a road trip
I took to Chicago. I was going to see my
wife and daughter after an eight month separation. It was
early on Saturday, eleventh May two thousand and two after
I entered the mountains of North Carolina when the local
station began playing the best of John boyn Billy. It
was a godsend for me that broadcast help me drive four.
I was a very boring landscape. I wanted to personally
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thank all of you there the Big Show for what
you do and what y'all mean to our military fans.
If your military fans overseas keep doing what you're doing.
God bless America, respectfully and sincerely. Chris McGuire from Columbia,
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(29:35):
Thank you very much boys. Absolutely, let's see hey, you
big bunch of stupids. I listen to your show as
long as my local radio station in Nakadochas, Texas has
had it on over the last year. Whichever is longer
also did two point five years before Bragg, North Carolina,
mid eighties. Do believe I heard you while there, and
I love the show. Now, you boys can only explain
how NASCAR drivers we wee during the race to my wife,
(29:56):
I would be deeply appreciative. Jay not Nagadoches, Texas. Okay,
I know.
Speaker 8 (30:01):
About the bathroom thing too.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
Yeah, that's what everybody always asks him.
Speaker 7 (30:04):
You know, basically, when you're one hundred and thirty degrees
inside a racecar sweating, the water comes out of your body.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
In other ways, it pretty much takes care of itself.
Speaker 7 (30:12):
And as I know from personal experience, if you have
to go that bad, you sweat that much, go ahead,
nobody will know the difference.
Speaker 5 (30:20):
Well, now that's an answer I've never heard of that question.
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The personal experience absolute.
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Say, y'all thought I had a yellow rookie strike, didn't
you all right? Just to have I love brutal honesty.
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Here on the big jew tell me it wasn't in
my car.
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No, I was in a race car. That's a racecar
dropping stuff. You ain't got to worry about Wi wi
and stuff like that.
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And now, ladies and gentlemen, here is mister Roubot. Thank you,
John Boyd, You're welcome.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Let's kick it.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Old school, old nursery school. Apparently, Billy, I set your
punk ass down. Don't made me Papa cap in your dome,
my wife's.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Doom, I say that, Yeah, what messed me up?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
I never sang my song? What I miss rubbarb from
this story time.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
In my God.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Driving to work one morning, a man got behind a
big flatbed truck. The truck hit a pothole in the
road pothole and had another.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Ghetto saying.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Now, oh go a pothole, yes, And a big crate
fell off the back into the middle of the road.
The man in the car had to swerve like a
madman to avoid the crate.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
How did he sound so very mad?
Speaker 3 (01:39):
His tires squelled like stuck pigs.
Speaker 6 (01:41):
Oh no, we got to hear that.
Speaker 7 (01:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Seconds later, a policeman appeared behind the man and pulled
him over for reckless driving.
Speaker 6 (01:54):
Now what did his serens sound like?
Speaker 3 (01:56):
We we.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Fortunately another policeman had seen the carton in the road.
The policeman stopped traffic and recovered the box. When he
opened it, it was full of extra large upholstery tax
I'm sorry, sir, the first trooper told the driver, but
I'm still going to have to write you a ticket.
The man couldn't believe it. I can't believe it is what.
The man said, Hey, ticket for what? And the trooper said,
(02:25):
tax evasion?
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Tax were in the road. Yeah. I can't tell y'all true.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Story, though.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Let's find out.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
I was driving down a lonely country road one cold
winter day and it began to sleep real heavy.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Does that make a sound?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
I'm not too good on my sound. My windows were
getting icy, and my wife or blaze were badly worn.
Made a terrible noise, and they fell apart under the
string crisp, I.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Don't know, scream like a madman.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
I was unable to drive any further because of the
ice building up on my front window.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
And suddenly I had a great idea. Now this is
the part I have a hard time beliere. Io the idea.
I stopped and begin to overturn large rocks over large raw.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
That's what that sounds like.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
And I located to very lethargic hibernating rattlesnakes. I grabbed
them up, straighten them out flat, and installed them on
my blades.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
And they weren't just fine. Y'all believe that story?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
What you mean to tell me you've never heard of
wind chilled vikers? Thank you, and I'm mister rubar uh
was I finished?
Speaker 3 (03:58):
See y'all losers.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Good morning, The Big Show is on the radio.
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Yord Delartson, how did they from over here in himm
er Laninger fi Jord Norway. I'll tell you, whapman, you're
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Billy on that Big Show. I only wish the show
was longer. That yack waxing takes a while. I think that.
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Good Morning to make show is on the radio.
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Astro nerd.
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Aser Nerd.
Speaker 7 (05:12):
Did you hear your band when Dolly Parkner is in
the studio because we don't want you to creep her out?
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Yes, I heard that. I'm banned.
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To mark that on your calendar.
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I got it on there.
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Oh good.
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Colonel Vin's quiz will be played in minutes. The easiest
way for you to join the winners. Uh, you know,
maybe we have a picture of Astro Nerd on our website.
You need to get a picture of astro Nerds so
people can put a face with You.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
Know, every day on the show gets more like hanging
out at the Men in Black office. You know, you
never know who they are, where they're from.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
You sort of already had really Yeah where grilling sauce
in front of the Eiffel Tower?
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Oh that's right, so that was yeah, uh Astronaut Turk
a picture of our grilling sauce in front of the
Eiffel Tower.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Uh uh?
Speaker 7 (06:19):
Did you see the guy out there on the bicycle
with a big American flag that's riding across America?
Speaker 6 (06:23):
Yeah, and y'all think I'm a gooon?
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Where y'all going later?
Speaker 7 (06:27):
Oh you're a goon? No kid, you know there's room
in that basket. My kids like you, all right, So.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
But you can't even repeat one of their friend's names.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
What's name I is?
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (06:48):
You Freaky Yello? The Tellers? You know it? You Frank?
I like it just out of my head? What do
you call a guy like ke?
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Alright, So nobody touching Nobody, curnavn s Quizzys. Just wait
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A big show is on the radio. All right, Well
these just way for you to wins die one eight
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Or dealing with Bidley one of our favorite topics. A
Bill Clinton updates. Yay one ain't undred big show.
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You're toe Frey, Lindy call her and I we'll play next.
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Good morning, you got a big show on the radio.
I don't by doing his morning We got Steve? I
know Florida.
Speaker 7 (08:01):
Oh wait minute, go girl.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
I gotta get back to the music.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
All right, Steve, do you come from a Lettino, Florida?
Speaker 9 (08:20):
Yes, I work Indo.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
I live in Saint Cloud. All right, Buddie, what are
you doing right now?
Speaker 9 (08:25):
I'm at work. I can't believe I get through. I'm
a faithful listener, listen to all the time. This is
the first time.
Speaker 10 (08:31):
I've ever got through.
Speaker 7 (08:32):
Oh go, buddy, we appreciate you.
Speaker 9 (08:36):
And tell Billy I said hello. And tell Jackie.
Speaker 10 (08:38):
I said hello, Billy.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Steve said hey, Hey Steve. Jackie.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Steve said.
Speaker 9 (08:47):
Hi.
Speaker 7 (08:47):
All right, Well, Steve listen up, man, it's a good
time for you to get to Billy Well Steve.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
The University of Arkansas is offering a new course that
examines the history of Arkansas native and former President Bill Clinton.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Well, that's just absnotic and when doill you hear the
rest of the story.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
The new course is somewhat controversial because A it's being
funded by corporate sponsors. B it's extremely selective about the
history it covers. Or C seventy five percent of your
final greadest based on an oral exam.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Oh, this is a tough one, but I think I'm
gonna go with C.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Yeah, all right.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
That's my scheme.
Speaker 7 (09:32):
It say congratulations, buddy.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
I appreciate you.
Speaker 10 (09:36):
Guys are fabulous, man, thank you.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
But I appreciate you.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Use guys.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Ah, I know something different about this burden.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
What heck O?
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Good morning, this big show on the radio.
Speaker 10 (09:54):
I'll never forget the first time I met Yon Boy
and Billy Yon Boy carrying Billy around wrapped up in
a little towel, the making sound kindly like a cat.
Weren't no bigger than the squirrel. Yahn Boy wanted me
to bury him out back under that rock. Well, he
(10:16):
kept crawling out of that towel. After a while, order
let him go, and he crawled off. Summers John Boy,
don't carry him around in a towel, no more. Got
a little basket for him.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
Little Feller, Little feller.
Speaker 7 (11:09):
Good morning, A big show is on a radio and now.
Wise advice from kids. Patrick aged ten says, never trust
a dog to watch your food. When your dad is
mad and ask you, do I look stupid? Don't answer him.
Michael fourteen says, never tell your mom her diets not working.
(11:33):
Randy age nine, stay away from prunes. Robert thirteen, never
pee on an electric fence. Norona age thirteen says, don't
squat with your spurs on.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Don't pull dad's.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
Finger when he tells you to.
Speaker 7 (11:50):
Wise advice from Emily to Helia eleven says, when your
mom is mad as your dad, don't let her brush
your hair out. Tracy fourteen says, never allow your three
year old brother in the same room as your school assignment.
Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time.
You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass
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of milk. Lauren age nine says felt markers are not
good to use as lipstick. Joel aged ten says, don't
pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.
More Wise advice from kids. When you get a bad
grade in school, show it to your mom when she's
on the phone. And finally, Eileen eight says, never try
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to baptize a cat. Wise advice from kids.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Good morning, the Big Show is on the radio.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Alrighty, it's time.
Speaker 5 (13:13):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode The
Cajun Commandos. Our story opens late one afternoon at the
Boudreau Farm in Thibodeaux, Louisiana, and the first.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Man say, I ain't got that round the bath. I
just got outrun you. I gar hanked woodrow Woodrow. Oh
here come.
Speaker 11 (13:35):
To Wharten quick standing around, flapping your jaw. Get the
rest of them. Told on Andrew Stein, you might as
well go on home. I ain't gonna ask you to
stay for supper, not.
Speaker 12 (13:46):
To see you too. I was just leaving anyways. Hey,
what time the library close?
Speaker 3 (13:53):
About seven o'clock pm?
Speaker 11 (13:55):
I tank, you know they ain't got no coloring book
at the library. Just damn leading time.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
HIDDI.
Speaker 7 (14:05):
Just down?
Speaker 3 (14:05):
What you going to the library?
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Fall?
Speaker 3 (14:07):
Well?
Speaker 12 (14:07):
I hear they just got damn a bunch of new
computer workstation machine.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
I'm gonna took myself down there and rode up one
of them he mails. What's a he mail?
Speaker 12 (14:16):
That's one of them electronic massage. Then you top it
on your computing machine and it comes out.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
On somebody else's Do they make a she mail too?
We but mostly on Bourbon Street that might.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Have got time?
Speaker 12 (14:31):
Well, who you gonna send this email to old President
butch up at the White House?
Speaker 6 (14:36):
Oh please? What does Sam hell make you?
Speaker 3 (14:39):
Team President Bush?
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Want?
Speaker 6 (14:40):
I heard from you?
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Well, Wama, since you asks?
Speaker 12 (14:44):
Because I done whooped up a plan to wipe out
Old Osama, bend Ladie and all them?
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Tyror rested, what kind of plan?
Speaker 12 (14:51):
Well, last night I seen on the television how old
Osama is hold up in Afghanistan and this bunch they
called the al Cajuns.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
I saw that too. Regular where part of Louisiana today, from.
Speaker 12 (15:03):
The way they look on TV, must be from somewhere
around the street park.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
So how you gonna wipe them out? Watch that? I
thought that was the punch line.
Speaker 12 (15:15):
It seemed like to me, if you gonna bet the
our cage and you need to send in some regular Cajun.
Now that makes sense, but you know it's a whole
lot more than our Cajun than the regular con don't matter.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
We ain't gonna need to send a tree on tree.
Speaker 11 (15:29):
You gonna send tree caje on to wipe out all
damn tarroorriest we see.
Speaker 12 (15:34):
All you got to did is flyot them tree caging
up to Afghanistan. Give them each one of them, double
barrel shooting the gun.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
Get that car out of here. You know the kind
they use when we are haunted. Duck.
Speaker 12 (15:45):
Then you say, boys, today we are haunting the terrorist.
Here's three team you need to know the good to eat.
The limited is too and the season ended yesterday. You
take them caging up about two hours to kill it.
Speaker 5 (16:06):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Let's practice on the Missus Gohead.
Speaker 9 (16:12):
Show.
Speaker 6 (16:13):
Then again.
Speaker 5 (16:13):
Next time we'll hear crusty old Missus Wilson at the
librarian say.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. It's a
big show on your radio. Thanks for joining us this morning.
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Hey, this is the Nat.
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Boy Rick Flair and we're talking about the John Boyn
Billy Big Show.
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I say the Big Show.
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And every morning they'd be styling and profiling.
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Good morning, ever bought it?
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Big Show's on the radio, headed toward your last chance
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Hang on? Stupid quiz is close? Good morning, The Big
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Got it? Okay? All right, okay, hang on, Jackie, you
take over. We're tired.
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Right now. It is stupid quiz time.
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If you would like to play me, dial one eight hundred,
Big Show call her nine.
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We'll do it next. Good morning, A big show is already.
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Have you seen jors Great? Yeah, I'm a vacation out
of school.
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Ha hah.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Knowledge's gonna stop. That's knowledge doesn't stop.
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Hey honey, Hey honey, honey.
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Let's see who our contestint is. Oh right here Mark
from Lenore, North Carolina, Good.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Morning, Mark, Hey, good morning, John boyd.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
How you doing this morning?
Speaker 12 (18:48):
Man? Doing just spine? You're doing alrighty?
Speaker 7 (18:50):
I think I'm gonna make it now. All right, let
me say I got my bell here. You got a
touched on phone. You're gonna touch a number on that? Mark? Yes,
he goes the way you're gonna chime, man. So I
got the lesson plan Let's do the stupid thing.
Speaker 13 (19:06):
Yes, we're looking for Let's start with science. Which of
these planets does.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Not have a moon? Right, I mean really.
Speaker 13 (19:24):
A Mars B Mercury or see Pluto?
Speaker 3 (19:29):
The moons of Pluto. I've heard those. I know Mars
needs women.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Education. What was the other one?
Speaker 3 (19:38):
What was the other one? I'm going with that one Mercury.
Speaker 5 (19:41):
That's correct, a completely flawed reasoning process. And yet the
right hand and by the way, when did you hear
the moons of Pluto? Is that a curiosity?
Speaker 13 (19:53):
Geography? Which of these countries is East Africa's most prosperous
country East Africa? Is it a Nigeria, B, Colombia or
C Kenya?
Speaker 3 (20:08):
Colombia? Hello, drugs.
Speaker 5 (20:11):
Colombia is not in Africa South America.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
Here's a trade question, yes, mark that, Yeah, what does?
Speaker 14 (20:23):
What does?
Speaker 3 (20:24):
Can you have animal zoos and stuff? Yeah, fish zoos
and tree zoos.
Speaker 5 (20:30):
They call it the world's petting zoo.
Speaker 7 (20:31):
Yeah, and the admission is way high.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (20:36):
Hey man, Patty showed me, uh satellite picture of the world.
Where all the lights are you know, the most heavenly
lighted company.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Right now? It might be this way.
Speaker 7 (20:49):
The most heavily lighted country. That's totally different. It's America,
the East coast right where we are. There are more
lights than.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Anywhere in the world. Your head, I'll tell you that.
Did Patty bring this up? Did she come running in
there with a picture? It's company wonder one?
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Mark is wonder one?
Speaker 13 (21:17):
English spell the word throne, as in the special chair
for a king or queen.
Speaker 7 (21:27):
Uh r o any that's right, correct, Johnny?
Speaker 3 (21:38):
Two to one, Mark, you're up on me? Oh thrown.
Speaker 13 (21:42):
Math ma math Estimate the sum of one thousand, six
hundred and eighty eight plus five hundred and twenty three
to the nearest hundred All right.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
Yes, not got a chance in the world.
Speaker 7 (22:00):
Estimate estimate two thousand, two hundred and eleven. No, ten,
not to the nearest hundred.
Speaker 5 (22:08):
Sorry, Martin, Can you repeat the question.
Speaker 13 (22:13):
Estimate the sum of one thousand, six hundred eighty eight
plus five hundred twenty three to the nearest.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Hundred oh one hundred twenty two hundred. That's right? Correct?
Are you really.
Speaker 6 (22:29):
Plus?
Speaker 5 (22:29):
You said knowledge?
Speaker 3 (22:30):
Don't stop? Well wait you go, Mark, Jack, We'll get
your details and get it to you.
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All right, buddy, Okay, good morning. How to make shows
on the radio.
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All right, well here we are request bit in the
morning is coming up next?
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Good morning, got a big show on the radio?
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You're a plastic bits in morning. All right now, time
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Back for this.
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Man.
Speaker 7 (23:30):
Hell yeah, this hart all my life on the front
of that John boy been here all right.
Speaker 9 (23:35):
Here are you big on? Hey? No driving, nose picking,
mouth freezing knuckle dragons, it squeezing little scab farming.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Looking coll a man a ZiT squeezer and scab farmer?
Speaker 9 (23:50):
Will you or no offense? But have you looked at you?
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Hurts coming from you? A hoard?
Speaker 7 (23:59):
What's new the trader man? How's delvit? Search for white
collar respectability going?
Speaker 1 (24:05):
That's a choker?
Speaker 9 (24:06):
Had an interest in in in last night? Though you
know ours invited us to a big old party at
this hog farmer's house, cors loaded like you wouldn't believe.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Hey, man, I know a hog farmer. I wonder if
it's the same guy. Where's the farm that fall? I
ain't got no farm, I thought you said he was
a rich hog Farmer.
Speaker 9 (24:22):
No, his name is Farmer, David Farmer. They call him
holl because he weighs in about three hundred pounds and
he's shore enough rich isai?
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Well where'd he get his money?
Speaker 9 (24:31):
He got run over by a shuttle bus in the
parking lot hist years ago. They give him this whattload
of money in the out of court settlement.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
So this is a guy named hog Farmer, the rich.
Speaker 9 (24:43):
Yeah, he's about halfway crazy.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Too from the accident.
Speaker 9 (24:46):
No, he wouldn't even hurt all that bad, and ain't
the money neither. Oh hog was a nut back. We
didn't have two Nichols to roup together. Ben riches means
he can act it out more. Got him a big
old house with Olympic sign of swimming pool in the
oh and get this, men Deverett got up to the party.
Oh Hog had stuck a bunch of alligators out in
the pool.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Alligators, what's for?
Speaker 9 (25:08):
I tell you he's a rich nut. Everybody's standing rounding
on patio and I kindly lost track of Debora there
for a few minutes. I had run into this little girly.
She had two of my favorite personality trade.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Oh what's that.
Speaker 9 (25:21):
She was real cute and she was real drunk. Anybody
we're standing there talking. Next thing, you know, Oh, Hogs
then climbed up to the lifeguard chairs there on the
far side of the pool. And by this time he's
got him a snoop pool as you might imagine, waving
his arms and he's hollering, may I have your attention please,
So everybody gets real quiet, Hogg says, I'd like to
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issue a challenge the first person here to swim across
this pool and climb up here on the stand with me.
I'll give him the deed to this here house. Well,
everybody you know takes pay down in that pool, sees
all them gators going around down there. Nobody moves, you know,
Nogg says, all right, first persons all across the pool
gets the deed to the house and the keys to
(26:06):
that rolls Roy says, park out in the groage. Still
nobody moves, and Hogg says, all right, I'll throw in
my complete stock portfolio and all the money in my
bank account. Well, just in as a big old spy.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Somebody jumped in the pool, yes, sir.
Speaker 9 (26:22):
And I look down, Lordie, it's Talbot.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Then what happened?
Speaker 9 (26:27):
Well, them gators is all over him like white on rice,
as you can imagine. But he's keeps right all the coming.
He whacks one on across the bridge of the nose,
pulls out his pocket knife, stabs another one in the
gulls another in by his big old gainor head, pulls
back on it till his neck snap. It looked like
a red neck tars. Oh no, so anyway, Debert swims
(26:50):
up to the other side of the pool. He climbs
out Old Hall comes stumbling down out of the lifeguard stand.
Whether there's his boy, That's the most amazing thing I've
ever seen in alive. And I want you to know
I'm a man of my word. Come on in here,
let me get you the deed to the house. Deb says,
I don't want your hoss, and Hawks says, well, I
about the key to that rolls Royce Never says, I
(27:11):
don't know, Rolls Royce, and Hawks says, I don't know.
What about the money? Never says you can keep your money,
and Hawks says, well, what do you want? And Devor says,
at no, good bastard that pushed me in the pool. Hey,
let's hear it right here. Me and George of the Jungle,
is you gone?
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (27:34):
You telling him? I said, hell, know what you mean?
You don't keep straight upright?
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