January 8, 2025 • 41 mins
Wednesday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, today would have been Elvis Pressley’s 90th Birthday, so of course we’re saluting The King all morning! - Beginning with Elvis is Everywhere.. - Tater gets Tatertainment back on the grid - sort of.. - Murray is taking on public relations for a group that works with kids with more common health disorders.. - Then back to Elvis for “Eating Like Elvis” and the failed TV Sitcom “Leave it to Elvis”.. - Carl Childers tells his version of the Three Little Pigs.. - and Sherman Pratt has some advice for kids on how to deal with Baby Sitters.
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That was his birthday today. They how old the king?
What a man? Short of celebration on the other side,
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Good morning, it's a big sew on the radio. King
Elvis Presley, it would have been ninety years old today.
I was passing away August sixteenth, nineteen seventy seven, at
the age of forty two. Let the celebration begin. When
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I look out into your eyes out there, When I
look out into your faces, you know what I see.
I see you a little bit of Elvis and each
and every one of you out there. Let me tell
you were helthything, hells everybody.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
Hels is still the king, man, old man, what I
went to the scene, big.
Speaker 8 (09:48):
Thank you in.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Helvis is everywhere, man, He's in everything. He's in every
Elvis is in your cheese, He's in your cheese burgers.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Elvis is in nutty buddies, Elvis is in your mom
He's in everybody.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
He's in the young, the old, the fat, skinning, the
white and black, the brown, and the Blue People got
Elvis in them too. Elvis is in everybody out there.
Everybody's got Elvis in them, everybody except one person that is, Yeah,
one person, the evil opposite of Elvis, the anti Elvis,
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Auntie Elvis got no Elvison. I'm Lenna tell you, Michael J.
Speaker 13 (10:39):
Fox has no Elvis in it.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Yeah, And Elvis's in Joan Rivers.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
But he's trying to get out, man.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
He's trying to get out.
Speaker 14 (10:49):
This up.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Elm See is everywhere.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Everybody the gem.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
They don't, man, what I went to the sea the
bow Man.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
There's a lot of unexplained phenomenon out there in the world,
a lot of things. People say, what the heck's going on?
Speaker 10 (11:14):
Let me tell y'all, who.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Built the beer of this Elvis?
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Who built stone hits Elves?
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Yeah, I made see guys walking down the street pushing
shopping cars. Then they think they're talking to Alah, they're
talking to themselves, man, though they're talking to Elvis.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Elvis, Elvis.
Speaker 15 (11:32):
You know what's going on that Bermuter triangle, down the
Bermuda Triangle. He posted Elvis posted Elvis, Elvis, Elvis, Elvis,
Elvis posts.
Speaker 7 (11:42):
Ah.
Speaker 15 (11:43):
The Sailine, Elvis Captain, Elvis Commodore Elvis.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
It is yeah, man, you know people from out their space,
people from out the space, they come up to me.
Speaker 6 (11:54):
They don't look like doctor Spock.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
They all look like Klingons all that star Trek job.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
It looks like hell this Elvis.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Everybody in outer space looks like Elvis. Because Elvis is
a perfect thing.
Speaker 15 (12:06):
We're all moving a perfect piece of harmony towards elvisness.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Soon all will become Elvis. Everything everywhere will be Elviss.
What do you live to call it evolution?
Speaker 11 (12:16):
Anyway, it's really Elvis solution.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
El That's Lucia.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Elvis is everywhere, Elvis is everything.
Speaker 8 (12:27):
Elvis is.
Speaker 11 (12:28):
Elvis is still the ge.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
Hen me what I want you to see?
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Ebody?
Speaker 15 (12:36):
You and me els everywhere everything, Elvis is everybody.
Speaker 10 (12:45):
Elvis is still the gee.
Speaker 7 (12:47):
Well mean what I want you to see?
Speaker 8 (12:49):
Everything?
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He's gotta be mis Elvis. Good Wednesday Morning, Big Show's
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Well.
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A lot of our listeners have been with us since
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he's our oldest listener and he's still running the roads.
Please welcome neurvele tea wheeler. Welcome back Normal.
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Now I'm gonna tell you something that you already know,
and I'm sure I'm peaching to the choir for your listeners.
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Christmas in the South is its own deal. You got
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I was reminiscent for a pastl of the grands and
the great Grands and the great great grands at Christmas
time there, and they could not believe. But there was
a time you didn't have indoor plumbing but still ran
an extension cord to put Christmas lights on. I have
nothing wrong with that. Sure, country folk will learn how
to make do with what they got. I remember one
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year we had a powerful storm over Thanksgiving that blew
the top of one of them big old nightty pines
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not nearly. If country is my nephew Burley. Now he
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country is going to the payday loan joint. Because you
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Well, I was told we was having fast food, fast
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Felt like that Mayor fellerselves, that's a great question, John Boy. Well,
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o gal. She had been struck by lightning seven times,
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Getting head by a tractor ain't even in the top one, hunter.
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Right now, it's time for Tatler Tayman News. And here's
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Why thank you so much? You know what we were
talking earlier about Meghan Markle and what has she done?
What has she been doing with her life? What are
you doing well? She and Netflix have been teasing her
lifestyle program with Love Megan, So the lifestyle program series
launches in two weeks. A statement from Netflix called Megan's
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show quote an inspiring series that reimagines the genre of
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Around the castle, Come cook.
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With me in my mansion.
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I'm not quite sure.
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But with love Megan, that's what she's doing. She just
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He so Jason Travis. Travis, he has his own show
on ESPN at night.
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Yes, they call it Late Night Jason late Night. My
brain's kind of misfired there because I was thinking about
about Travis.
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Wow, yeah, I got her all together.
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Now Jason does have a good looking, blond headed wife.
Speaker 5 (20:59):
And she has her own podcast.
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Now, is that?
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Yeah, Kylie Kelsey, You've got to spread love around there.
They all kind of got really popular here in the
last year or two.
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I hear the swiftly effective works everything but telling you
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Apparently she touches turns to gold Well Travis led the
all NFL players with the most fan votes for the
twenty twenty five Pro Bowl team, So the NFL network
will announce the official roster later this week when.
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You do sports. Yeah, okay, all right, let's see.
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Netflix becomes the home of w w E Raw Marco Right,
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I really, it's hard to keep it with me. If
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Hey did you see some predictions? So last year, Psychic
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A t rex.
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Wow.
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I bet she has a podcast.
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She's predicted that a runaway camel will terrorize New York City.
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A runaway camel?
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A runaway camel?
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Tell you that? So watcher over at the New York
City Zoo.
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She's predicted that a Godzilla like creature will be captured
in Japan.
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How about that?
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And the Luckness Monster will be captured and Bigfoot will
be discovered?
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All right, So she's just keep piling them on there. Huh, yep,
you know, I think we should go back to the
olden times. We're a profit. If they just got one
thing wrong, you kill them. Yeah, go ahead, And Nigga
well her.
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Last, her biggest one, squirrels will terrorize a college campus.
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I don't know which one. We'll give an eye old
Nigga's predictions there, that'll be funday. Let's get us a winner.
Let's play John BOYD Jeopardy. Let's review yesterday's question. We
found out when you ask most people what comes to
mind when they hear the word yoicks, they're likely to
say shaggy from Scooby Doo. But it's actually a word
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from the eighteenth century that Hunter's used while hunting these
fox It was foxes. It was foxes. Trouble zeikes is
what Shy said. Yoicks was a box of Zoig's. Yeah,
what about these Scooby Doo? Rut row was all the
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internet will tell you that Scooby didn't say rot row.
That that was astro from Diggestion's Dog. But I found
this to prove them. Okay, there you go. Yeah, it
was close enough, Scooby.
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That sounds like astro.
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Shut today's John Borgeopardy. In Utah during the eighteen seventies,
you could buy a legal document called freedom Papers from
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was pre signed by a judge and granted you legal
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What is your extended car warranty?
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We play John boyd Jeopardy next.
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Good morning, Jim, Hello buddy, Hi, Hey, Hi Jim. You
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in Utah during the eighteen seventies you could buy a
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legal document called freedom Papers from Vending Machines Documents over
two point fifty was pre signed by a judge and
granted your legal freedom from this. What is it, Jim?
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Oh, happy new year, old you semi conscious hate.
Speaker 15 (28:11):
Another year flushed down the beamus and a brand new
three hundred and sixty five days a hell are ahead
of us. All we can do is hold on tight,
squeeze our cheeks, and pray we make it to the
other end without prairie dogging.
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But during the interim, but get it, I through that in.
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But during the interim there are little things we can
all do to improve ourselves during our journey down life's
dirt road. Every year at this time most of us
make some sort of half hearted attempt to do just that.
They're called New Year's resolutions. And since you big show
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here I come to say, the day gets who gets
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the first turn in the barrel? And that's exactly what
I'm talking about. Faithful listeners to this show, know all
too well that the aptly named Pervy pervison. With him around,
you can't make innocent comments like I was at the
store checking out the melons.
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Who keep your eye on the ball.
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Oops, I dropped my nuts.
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You can't hear any of those without hearing his trademark,
A little spasgasm, your resolution, Get your mind out of
the gutter. You're better than that, So clean up your
act and maybe you'll be able to stick it out
a while longer. Next, Richard the Taylor Hill, Am I
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missing something here? You're a clothier with a flair for
panash and a true bon vivan. Then why, oh why
do you dress like a cross between the Riddler and
Matthew LESCo. The plaids, the suspenders, the boat ties. The
only thing missing is a squirt flower and a pair
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of big ass shoes. Your resolution, take that damn needle
and thread and saw a pair of khaki slack than
a sports shirt?
Speaker 4 (30:13):
You freak.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
All right?
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Where's the polock?
Speaker 7 (30:18):
Oh?
Speaker 15 (30:18):
Of course the bow Jangles must be here. Could you
give him a message for me? It's fairly simple. Pie
is not a main course. I swear I've seen less
swelling on a tick so tell me what do you
get for Christmas? A trough with his name on it.
He's quickly becoming the other other white meat. His resolution
(30:44):
one word yogurt. Now on the other end of the spectrum,
let's move on to Marcy, Marcy with the shrinking Arcie.
Now that she's well on her way to speldhood, it's
time to abandon your husband's wardrobe and start dressing like
a sexy little vix than you are.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
Goodbye sweatshirt, Hello clea.
Speaker 15 (31:09):
The old saying is if you got it flawted, and
since the brains aren't your long suits, you better get
to flawn in its sister, your resolution, tramp it up
a little. I'm gonna do that top button. Let those
things breathe a little, astro nerd, what's the point, Get
(31:30):
a clue, get a job, get law, Captain, Kittycat, you
know for a sexy old salt. You don't know jack
diddly do about water. So get a pencil and write
this down. Never never, never wash your cotton t shirts
in hot waters. That bear midrift look works for Britney spears,
(31:53):
but when you do it, it's like getting flashed by
Santa Claus.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Trey Okay, your resolution.
Speaker 15 (32:02):
Send your laundry out, Skipper, lest we forget our dear Jackie. Now,
I know what I want to say, but I'm struggling
for a way to say it that is not misconstrued
as a racial comments.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
So how about this?
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Try acting?
Speaker 15 (32:21):
Oh, shall we say less white? I believe the problem
is who you associate with. You spend more time with
crackers than Campbell's soup. You are a strong, proud black.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
This top this to.
Speaker 15 (32:42):
Start acting like it. Your resolution, groove on your heritage,
watch roots this year, get a clue home Smarty Marty,
short and sweet your resolution sea cup to bee cup,
boom roasted Robert d Rayfer, Look daddy, Oh this whole
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women nowadays? And what's up with that nine tens of
percent on a gallon of gas? Keep them damn kids
out of the restaurants. I'm too cheap to eat in anyway.
Stuff is played, do Blade, It's time to shake things up.
Break out the red Fox at two am. Materials. This
white bread show needs some spice, and you're just the
(33:32):
guy to bring the heat. Your resolution, start working Blue.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
What are you gonna do? Fire you?
Speaker 15 (33:39):
You can only hope, I mean, don't be a dope, Babs,
my precious little angel. Always remember that knowledge is power,
and just because you're not book smart understatements, there are
always things that are vital importance to know your resolution.
Ask the tough question in life, like the guy's name
(34:02):
before you take him home?
Speaker 1 (34:04):
Or are you married?
Speaker 15 (34:06):
Or are you sure? That's just a rugburn, just a suggestion.
Love you, little Billy, you go.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
Little, that's fun to say, like this top.
Speaker 15 (34:26):
When it comes to slaving away in the comedy minds
mayor Canary never die. Whatever the hell that But all
work and no play makes little Billy a dull boy.
And the pale boy you go home and hold up
in front of the computer. You never see the light
of day, no offense, but you turn it into a mushroom.
(34:47):
I'm not saying you're pale, but when you stand next
to Marcy, she looks like Snookie from Jersey. So your resolution,
get some son, son, and finally, John Boy, the man
who never fails the eye test.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
I want to say my sentence. I don't like it
this way.
Speaker 2 (35:09):
I want my wah wah aye ye ye aye. It's
not like a Mexican pool.
Speaker 7 (35:15):
Boy.
Speaker 15 (35:17):
Your resolution left me more wee oh who am I kidding?
Randy put me up to that.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
You're perfect? Never changed.
Speaker 10 (35:26):
That?
Speaker 1 (35:27):
Maybe that shirt? How many days in a row?
Speaker 15 (35:32):
Pappy New Year, Hickson Hench to Mini Cooper, Carry on
straight people.
Speaker 10 (35:38):
John Boy and Billy on our holidays were always such
a mess? Oh yeah, how did you get through it?
I had a lot of help from Jack Daniels.
Speaker 13 (35:49):
Good Morning radio dumb right, Oh, good morning.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
It's a big show on the radio. Hell on January days.
If there is a good time to check in with
our agent Murray, this might be it. It's on the desk.
Speaker 8 (36:28):
Red Hot, red Hot Talent. There's our name. Happy, Happy
New Year. Red Hot Talent has great stuff we're saving
just for you here. Red Hot Talent, there's our name.
Happy New Year to you. If you spend your bucks
with us, we promise we won't screw We'll come check
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out our talent luster fills with lots of bargains. Sure
wish I could come up with a word that rhymes
with bargain. That it's red hot, just like chicken curry.
If you'd like to brook an act in, please hold
on from.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
Mary Well you right that one yourself.
Speaker 14 (37:13):
Now.
Speaker 8 (37:13):
I got a little help from Merce Neshew Sherman. He
is a word that rhymes with bergin now that I
can think of.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
Hey, so, how was your holiday? Santa Claus? Bring you
lots of good stuff?
Speaker 8 (37:24):
You know about thirteen dinners, eight battles of expensive French wine,
and a two hundred dollars district you to get from
jewels and teams.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
Wow, that's quite a haul. Santa would make a pretty
good boyfriend.
Speaker 8 (37:38):
He certainly did.
Speaker 1 (37:40):
Sure, there's a lot of wayne. Please see tell me
you didn't didn't what hug up with a guy that
plays Santa Claus at the mall again?
Speaker 7 (37:48):
Well? Hook up?
Speaker 1 (37:51):
I can't believe you.
Speaker 8 (37:52):
Hey, I switched to a different mall this year.
Speaker 4 (37:54):
I'm not an indo.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
You and out with a mall Santa just so ad
buy you a bunch of free style.
Speaker 8 (38:00):
Well he got to unwrap a few presents.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
I hate to say it, but that makes you sound
kind of like a mercenary. That's a little nicer than
the world.
Speaker 8 (38:10):
I was thinking this some of the guy who's got
a Fooz your Fast, three pizzas and his face on
a bank of beastre.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
Hey, that's called business arrangements, you know, at least I
don't break my guy's heart after he delivers the pieces.
Speaker 8 (38:23):
Oh no, you just mispronounced his name during the commercial.
You don't think that's a heartache, mister Palmer.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
So mispronouncing stuff, that's part of my charm.
Speaker 8 (38:33):
Hey, whatever helps you sleeping?
Speaker 1 (38:35):
Oh yeah, while you did it with suck a bunch
of cash out of some fat slubs bank account. Leave
him high and dry right after Christmas.
Speaker 8 (38:43):
Hey, he's a mass in it. He's used to being
cut loose right after Christmas?
Speaker 1 (38:47):
Does Murray know you treat people like this?
Speaker 8 (38:49):
Ashley? It was his idea.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
I should have known. So it's able mastermind.
Speaker 8 (38:54):
In hold on, I'll ask him. Hey, Bury, Jimbob two,
watch up the fat guys in full righteous indignation mode.
Speaker 7 (39:05):
Hello, Jimboo. Yeah, my nephew Sherman's in town.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
Yeah, we just heard some of his work.
Speaker 7 (39:12):
Oh, the Happy New Year thing. Yeah, he crank that
out in five minutes. I'm helping him with another project
we've got really high hopes for. Sherman has a direct
to video project going.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
Oh yeah, what's that about.
Speaker 7 (39:23):
It's designed to build the self esteem of children with
minor medical problems. You know, we're doing the whole Marlo Thomas,
You're a great kid, no matter how screwed up you are.
Things Lume one is our pink eye. Really really, we're
auditioning some people here in the office today, as a
matter of fact, and I think we just found our
pink eye. The Sailor man man yea. His name is
(39:47):
Art Becker. He's a second year drama student at the
School of the Arts in Winston Sailor. Now he's no
Jake Gillenhall in the looks department, but this kid nailed
the audition. You want to hear a quick sample not
really great. Hey, we are over here. Can't tell me
Bobby a quicktational theme song. I'm think guy the same man.
(40:11):
I'm think Guy the same man. I feel kind of
bitchy because my eyes hockey chy. I'm think guy that
say man, it looks kind of whey because I caught
the joy me and that's why me eyes I read.
I used to be lusty, but now I'm out crusty.
(40:33):
I should have stayed home in bed. Think guy does
stay the man. I'm pink Guy the same man. It's
voice and arthritis. It's conjunctive, like a pink guy that
say my.
Speaker 4 (40:49):
Man so do you love it?
Speaker 7 (40:55):
Does that have best children's video written all over it?
Speaker 10 (40:59):
Or what?
Speaker 1 (41:00):
I don't exactly say? And fly out all the shelves
at Walmart?
Speaker 7 (41:03):
Hey Art, he loves it, babe. Listen, Jimbo, we're going
to be reading people till about two o'clock. Combine you
way home. I don't know, Mary, I'll relax. There's some
great roles in our cast yet. We got Eddie Egzima,
Charlie Chiggers Herby Simplex, y'all Cado. There's one called Lisa
Headline and I just saw her new publicity photo. She's
(41:23):
perfect for Hey, listen, babe, I got a run. We're
done to read some guys for volume four, all about Alopecia. Hey,
if you can't make it by two, let's do an
early dinner thing later on. Okay, have you a machine
called my machine? And give my love to Bobby that
him two? And Jimbo, what call me
Good morning. You got the Big Joe on the radio.
More chances for the wind coming up after your news
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Speaker 3 (00:12):
You stand La Black when I'm not mooching some of
that fine Jacques Danielle Whiskey and I play the right
fine gumbo off my best friend Woodrow Woodrow and that
sassy sack of wife and he is on Lizbeth. I'm
listening to those tool wacky Cajun John Boy and Philly
right there on that there.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Big shoe Woe. There's funny. I caary on Pete.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Goga Doodle doo up and at them. It is Wednesday.
It's a hump day. Let me see, this is the eighth.
Is this our second hump day where we not working?
First hump day at twenty twenty five dollars?
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Gont it.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
I wanted to be here on end of the day.
The first Wednesday was New Year's Day. You can get
this ure. Well yeah, it was all right, well happy
really the most important on their mind. I would go
try to make its passion. Let's just get up and
be thankful. We got another day on God's green Earth.
(01:45):
That's National Winter Skin Relief Days. My skin does better
in the winter. What you're backwards, man?
Speaker 5 (01:52):
You don't need lotion in the winter.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Yeah I do, but like in the summer, it seems
like it's it's worse. I don't know whether this is
really big bottle of motion. Will you help? I was
looking at.
Speaker 6 (02:07):
You'll need one of those brushers like they used for
the elephants.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
How is National bubble bath Day? Could we work that
in time?
Speaker 7 (02:19):
Their?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Mister bubble? I was tired about to brush with the hose?
Speaker 8 (02:24):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (02:25):
What is National joy Germ Day? Joy Germ? Why don't
you read on? I don't want to know. I wanted
somebody to tell me some time.
Speaker 7 (02:36):
Deal.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Okay, you're supposed to spread the germ of joy. I'm
guessing I don't know. Yes, that is exactly right. Yeah right,
So I'll just spare you the details. This National English
Toffee Day. So that's all. It's good. That's a good one.
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Well there's original, isn't it.
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It is welders, welders, well.
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Work on steel.
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Did you ever watch any of that? I never. That's
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all right, we're jumping down, catching you up on your news.
That was his birthday today. They how old the king?
What a man? Short of celebration on the other side,
(09:03):
Good morning, it's a big sew on the radio. King
Elvis Presley, it would have been ninety years old today.
I was passing away August sixteenth, nineteen seventy seven, at
the age of forty two. Let the celebration begin. When
(09:25):
I look out into your eyes out there, When I
look out into your faces, you know what I see.
I see you a little bit of Elvis and each
and every one of you out there. Let me tell
you were helthything, hells everybody.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
Hels is still the king, man, old man, what I
went to the scene, big.
Speaker 8 (09:48):
Thank you in.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Helvis is everywhere, man, He's in everything. He's in every
Elvis is in your cheese, He's in your cheese burgers.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Elvis is in nutty buddies, Elvis is in your mom
He's in everybody.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
He's in the young, the old, the fat, skinning, the
white and black, the brown, and the Blue People got
Elvis in them too. Elvis is in everybody out there.
Everybody's got Elvis in them, everybody except one person that is, Yeah,
one person, the evil opposite of Elvis, the anti Elvis,
(10:34):
Auntie Elvis got no Elvison. I'm Lenna tell you, Michael J.
Speaker 13 (10:39):
Fox has no Elvis in it.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Yeah, And Elvis's in Joan Rivers.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
But he's trying to get out, man.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
He's trying to get out.
Speaker 14 (10:49):
This up.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Elm See is everywhere.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Everybody the gem.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
They don't, man, what I went to the sea the
bow Man.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
There's a lot of unexplained phenomenon out there in the world,
a lot of things. People say, what the heck's going on?
Speaker 10 (11:14):
Let me tell y'all, who.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Built the beer of this Elvis?
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Who built stone hits Elves?
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Yeah, I made see guys walking down the street pushing
shopping cars. Then they think they're talking to Alah, they're
talking to themselves, man, though they're talking to Elvis.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Elvis, Elvis.
Speaker 15 (11:32):
You know what's going on that Bermuter triangle, down the
Bermuda Triangle. He posted Elvis posted Elvis, Elvis, Elvis, Elvis,
Elvis posts.
Speaker 7 (11:42):
Ah.
Speaker 15 (11:43):
The Sailine, Elvis Captain, Elvis Commodore Elvis.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
It is yeah, man, you know people from out their space,
people from out the space, they come up to me.
Speaker 6 (11:54):
They don't look like doctor Spock.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
They all look like Klingons all that star Trek job.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
It looks like hell this Elvis.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Everybody in outer space looks like Elvis. Because Elvis is
a perfect thing.
Speaker 15 (12:06):
We're all moving a perfect piece of harmony towards elvisness.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Soon all will become Elvis. Everything everywhere will be Elviss.
What do you live to call it evolution?
Speaker 11 (12:16):
Anyway, it's really Elvis solution.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
El That's Lucia.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Elvis is everywhere, Elvis is everything.
Speaker 8 (12:27):
Elvis is.
Speaker 11 (12:28):
Elvis is still the ge.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
Hen me what I want you to see?
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Ebody?
Speaker 15 (12:36):
You and me els everywhere everything, Elvis is everybody.
Speaker 10 (12:45):
Elvis is still the gee.
Speaker 7 (12:47):
Well mean what I want you to see?
Speaker 8 (12:49):
Everything?
Speaker 1 (12:50):
He's gotta be mis Elvis. Good Wednesday Morning, Big Show's
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on the radio, just twenty minutes away from tayor Taman News.
Speaker 7 (13:27):
Well.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
A lot of our listeners have been with us since
they were kids, and our next guest has listened to
us from the beginning when he was only sixty. Yes,
he's our oldest listener and he's still running the roads.
Please welcome neurvele tea wheeler. Welcome back Normal.
Speaker 12 (13:43):
It's nice to be back, John Boy. You know I
reckon that's night. Gale is a sweet on me. She
poured my coffee for me and gave me a couple
of them Danish deals.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
I might have to get her number. See, the new
year hadn't changed. You had a you fare over the holiday.
Speaker 12 (14:00):
Now I'm gonna tell you something that you already know,
and I'm sure I'm peaching to the choir for your listeners.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Christmas in the South is its own deal. You got
that right. See.
Speaker 12 (14:12):
I was reminiscent for a pastl of the grands and
the great Grands and the great great grands at Christmas
time there, and they could not believe. But there was
a time you didn't have indoor plumbing but still ran
an extension cord to put Christmas lights on. I have
nothing wrong with that. Sure, country folk will learn how
to make do with what they got. I remember one
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year we had a powerful storm over Thanksgiving that blew
the top of one of them big old nightty pines
right through the roof of the house. We didn't bother
fixing that. We just decorated the ptler. Now that's country,
not nearly. If country is my nephew Burley. Now he
don't read Night Before Christmas to the youngins. He reads
the lyrics to Free Birth. No, that's country, not as
(14:55):
country is going to the payday loan joint. Because you
didn't have enough lights to cover the double white and
then you leave them up so long. The youngest trip
over when they're hunting a eastrade.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Well, did you have a big dinner with the family.
Speaker 12 (15:08):
Well, I was told we was having fast food, fast
food on Christmas.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Yeah, it was the deer. They had done something, so
it was like he wasn't fast enough. Yeah.
Speaker 12 (15:18):
The holidays ain't never without some sort of drama. Usually
it's the women folk getting mad about their presence and whatnot.
But this year he had wound up being a trip
to the hospital.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Oh what happened?
Speaker 12 (15:29):
Felt like that Mayor fellerselves, that's a great question, John Boy. Well,
a bunch of the young an's got him to mischief
in the barn out there. They got on that old
tractor and started it up. They bust right through that barn.
Door just about the time Granny Carson was out there
headed to feed the chickens. She never saw it coming.
Oh no, is she okay? Let me tell you something bad,
(15:51):
o gal. She had been struck by lightning seven times,
gourd by a bull, lost a chunk of her butt
to a bobcat, and had her bosom puncture by Banny Rooster.
Getting head by a tractor ain't even in the top one, hunter.
But I loaded her into the old truck there and
I took her to the hospital.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Well couldn't somebody else knew it? Oh no, no, I
hell I insisted on doing it.
Speaker 12 (16:13):
When they asked what happened, I said, Grandma got runned
over by John dere.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
Them.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Opportunities don't happen every day. You didn't see that one coming,
That is true? Well done, Nerve. Yeah, I took off
enough of your time here.
Speaker 12 (16:28):
I'm gonna check in with a snack lady and see
if I can get her digits.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Did I say that right? Taylor? You did?
Speaker 10 (16:36):
Well?
Speaker 1 (16:36):
You come back in in time.
Speaker 12 (16:38):
Well, we'll see how it goes with the snack lady.
I might be laid up a while. Well, I keep
you saddle all in your goengrace and holler if.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
And you need me.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Good morning. You got the big show on the radio.
More chances you to win coming up after your news
Wedther sports. I stand on the hill, but not for
a thrill, for the breath of a friend skeel. And
never mind the man who contemplates doing away with license plates.
He stands alone anyhow, Bacon.
Speaker 11 (17:10):
The cookies of discontent, by the heat of the laundromat
family leaving their soul and then like in portraygo dot
dot dot, you know, kind of host set up leaving
his soul, parting the waters of the medulla. Oblong God
(17:31):
with John Boy and Billy on the big show like
that one John Boy, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
It's a big showing the radio. There's gonna be playing
some John Boy jeviany here. Oh that's about fifteen minutes.
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Right now, it's time for Tatler Tayman News. And here's
our girl, Marcy Tater Moran.
Speaker 5 (19:30):
Why thank you so much? You know what we were
talking earlier about Meghan Markle and what has she done?
What has she been doing with her life? What are
you doing well? She and Netflix have been teasing her
lifestyle program with Love Megan, So the lifestyle program series
launches in two weeks. A statement from Netflix called Megan's
(19:53):
show quote an inspiring series that reimagines the genre of
lifestyle programming, blending practical autos and candid conversations with friends.
According to People magazine, sounds kind of like a Martha
Stewart's duchess style.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Around the castle, Come cook.
Speaker 5 (20:13):
With me in my mansion.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
I'm not quite sure.
Speaker 5 (20:17):
But with love Megan, that's what she's doing. She just
being herself. No longer acting. ESPN debuted they called it
Late Night with Jason Kelsey. Yeah, the former former NFL
player guests uh uh, has several guests like play by
play announcer Joe Buck was one and.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
He so Jason Travis. Travis, he has his own show
on ESPN at night.
Speaker 5 (20:43):
Yes, they call it Late Night Jason late Night. My
brain's kind of misfired there because I was thinking about
about Travis.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
Wow, yeah, I got her all together.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Now Jason does have a good looking, blond headed wife.
Speaker 5 (20:59):
And she has her own podcast.
Speaker 11 (21:01):
Now, is that?
Speaker 5 (21:02):
Yeah, Kylie Kelsey, You've got to spread love around there.
They all kind of got really popular here in the
last year or two.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
I hear the swiftly effective works everything but telling you
who to vote for for president.
Speaker 14 (21:14):
Apparently she touches turns to gold Well Travis led the
all NFL players with the most fan votes for the
twenty twenty five Pro Bowl team, So the NFL network
will announce the official roster later this week when.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
You do sports. Yeah, okay, all right, let's see.
Speaker 10 (21:33):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (21:33):
Netflix becomes the home of w w E Raw Marco Right,
I know, and a big news. Logan Paul will return
to the pro wrestling ring after a year long hated hiatuses?
Did I mention my tongue is still numb?
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Did I mention that metal working?
Speaker 5 (21:52):
I really, it's hard to keep it with me. If
you don't know who Logan Paul is, his brother is
Jake Paul. He's the one that tried to beat up
Mike Tyson. Oh god, okay, so they're brothers.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Maybe Jason will have them on whose shows they call
it lightn.
Speaker 5 (22:10):
Hey did you see some predictions? So last year, Psychic
Nicky successfully predicted that Jennifer Lopez had been Affleck would divorce.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Well, I mean right there, she's a genius.
Speaker 5 (22:22):
So she also predicted the the illnesses for King Charles
and Kate Middleton. So right now, Psychic Nicky has listed
more than fifteen hundred production predictions for twenty twenty five,
including scientists will clone.
Speaker 4 (22:37):
A t rex.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (22:39):
She predicts that an Australian city is overrun by kangaroos.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
I bet she has a podcast.
Speaker 5 (22:47):
She's predicted that a runaway camel will terrorize New York City.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
A runaway camel?
Speaker 5 (22:51):
A runaway camel?
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Tell you that? So watcher over at the New York
City Zoo.
Speaker 5 (22:58):
She's predicted that a Godzilla like creature will be captured
in Japan.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
How about that?
Speaker 5 (23:04):
And the Luckness Monster will be captured and Bigfoot will
be discovered?
Speaker 1 (23:10):
All right, So she's just keep piling them on there. Huh, yep,
you know, I think we should go back to the
olden times. We're a profit. If they just got one
thing wrong, you kill them. Yeah, go ahead, And Nigga
well her.
Speaker 5 (23:24):
Last, her biggest one, squirrels will terrorize a college campus.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
I don't know which one. We'll give an eye old
Nigga's predictions there, that'll be funday. Let's get us a winner.
Let's play John BOYD Jeopardy. Let's review yesterday's question. We
found out when you ask most people what comes to
mind when they hear the word yoicks, they're likely to
say shaggy from Scooby Doo. But it's actually a word
(23:52):
from the eighteenth century that Hunter's used while hunting these
fox It was foxes. It was foxes. Trouble zeikes is
what Shy said. Yoicks was a box of Zoig's. Yeah,
what about these Scooby Doo? Rut row was all the
(24:14):
internet will tell you that Scooby didn't say rot row.
That that was astro from Diggestion's Dog. But I found
this to prove them. Okay, there you go. Yeah, it
was close enough, Scooby.
Speaker 5 (24:28):
That sounds like astro.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Shut today's John Borgeopardy. In Utah during the eighteen seventies,
you could buy a legal document called freedom Papers from
vending machines. The document, sold for two dollars and fifty cents,
was pre signed by a judge and granted you legal
freedom from this.
Speaker 5 (24:49):
What is your extended car warranty?
Speaker 1 (24:53):
That's a very popular one. What y'all got one? Eight
hundred big show you told free line across America.
Speaker 4 (24:59):
We go to wee get a one.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
We play John boyd Jeopardy next.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
All morning.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
This will make Shaw on the radio roll it. Do
your hump daye January age twenty twenty five. Preach your track.
What it makes your bit Bob Sherman prown on babysitters
those preaky words sitters what ten thousand drags choose from
nine to nine cents. Check it out big jow dot Com.
Here right now, let's play Yes Live across America.
Speaker 6 (25:50):
It's jock Boy Jeopardy and now your host. No, he
hasn't taken down his Christmas decorations yet. He thinks the
lights make the pumpkin looked nice on his porch.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Peez, John boyd a's I hay to Jim out of Pensacola, Florida.
Good morning, Jim, Hello buddy, Hi, Hey, Hi Jim. You
got the first shot at it this morning. It was
in Utah during the eighteen seventies you could buy a
(26:24):
legal document called freedom Papers from Vending Machines Documents over
two point fifty was pre signed by a judge and
granted your legal freedom from this. What is it, Jim?
Freedom from marriage, Freedom from marriage divorice paper. I look
(26:49):
it up and in today's money it's almost one hundred bucks.
Still worth it. Way to go, Jim, You got the
big old bird tea County Peanut fries back, head down
to Pensacola for you.
Speaker 4 (27:03):
Yeah, why the money, I wear a Jobbi yourn.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
You've got our time, cansul with It's January the eighth.
They got my live On the other side.
Speaker 15 (27:50):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one exports.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Oh, happy new year, old you semi conscious hate.
Speaker 15 (28:11):
Another year flushed down the beamus and a brand new
three hundred and sixty five days a hell are ahead
of us. All we can do is hold on tight,
squeeze our cheeks, and pray we make it to the
other end without prairie dogging.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
But during the interim, but get it, I through that in.
Speaker 15 (28:28):
But during the interim there are little things we can
all do to improve ourselves during our journey down life's
dirt road. Every year at this time most of us
make some sort of half hearted attempt to do just that.
They're called New Year's resolutions. And since you big show
breeders are obviously too lazy to come up with your own,
here I come to say, the day gets who gets
(28:52):
the first turn in the barrel? And that's exactly what
I'm talking about. Faithful listeners to this show, know all
too well that the aptly named Pervy pervison. With him around,
you can't make innocent comments like I was at the
store checking out the melons.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Who keep your eye on the ball.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Oops, I dropped my nuts.
Speaker 15 (29:18):
You can't hear any of those without hearing his trademark,
A little spasgasm, your resolution, Get your mind out of
the gutter. You're better than that, So clean up your
act and maybe you'll be able to stick it out
a while longer. Next, Richard the Taylor Hill, Am I
(29:43):
missing something here? You're a clothier with a flair for
panash and a true bon vivan. Then why, oh why
do you dress like a cross between the Riddler and
Matthew LESCo. The plaids, the suspenders, the boat ties. The
only thing missing is a squirt flower and a pair
(30:03):
of big ass shoes. Your resolution, take that damn needle
and thread and saw a pair of khaki slack than
a sports shirt?
Speaker 4 (30:13):
You freak.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
All right?
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Where's the polock?
Speaker 7 (30:18):
Oh?
Speaker 15 (30:18):
Of course the bow Jangles must be here. Could you
give him a message for me? It's fairly simple. Pie
is not a main course. I swear I've seen less
swelling on a tick so tell me what do you
get for Christmas? A trough with his name on it.
He's quickly becoming the other other white meat. His resolution
(30:44):
one word yogurt. Now on the other end of the spectrum,
let's move on to Marcy, Marcy with the shrinking Arcie.
Now that she's well on her way to speldhood, it's
time to abandon your husband's wardrobe and start dressing like
a sexy little vix than you are.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
Goodbye sweatshirt, Hello clea.
Speaker 15 (31:09):
The old saying is if you got it flawted, and
since the brains aren't your long suits, you better get
to flawn in its sister, your resolution, tramp it up
a little. I'm gonna do that top button. Let those
things breathe a little, astro nerd, what's the point, Get
(31:30):
a clue, get a job, get law, Captain, Kittycat, you
know for a sexy old salt. You don't know jack
diddly do about water. So get a pencil and write
this down. Never never, never wash your cotton t shirts
in hot waters. That bear midrift look works for Britney spears,
(31:53):
but when you do it, it's like getting flashed by
Santa Claus.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Trey Okay, your resolution.
Speaker 15 (32:02):
Send your laundry out, Skipper, lest we forget our dear Jackie. Now,
I know what I want to say, but I'm struggling
for a way to say it that is not misconstrued
as a racial comments.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
So how about this?
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Try acting?
Speaker 15 (32:21):
Oh, shall we say less white? I believe the problem
is who you associate with. You spend more time with
crackers than Campbell's soup. You are a strong, proud black.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
This top this to.
Speaker 15 (32:42):
Start acting like it. Your resolution, groove on your heritage,
watch roots this year, get a clue home Smarty Marty,
short and sweet your resolution sea cup to bee cup,
boom roasted Robert d Rayfer, Look daddy, Oh this whole
(33:11):
women nowadays? And what's up with that nine tens of
percent on a gallon of gas? Keep them damn kids
out of the restaurants. I'm too cheap to eat in anyway.
Stuff is played, do Blade, It's time to shake things up.
Break out the red Fox at two am. Materials. This
white bread show needs some spice, and you're just the
(33:32):
guy to bring the heat. Your resolution, start working Blue.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
What are you gonna do? Fire you?
Speaker 15 (33:39):
You can only hope, I mean, don't be a dope, Babs,
my precious little angel. Always remember that knowledge is power,
and just because you're not book smart understatements, there are
always things that are vital importance to know your resolution.
Ask the tough question in life, like the guy's name
(34:02):
before you take him home?
Speaker 1 (34:04):
Or are you married?
Speaker 15 (34:06):
Or are you sure? That's just a rugburn, just a suggestion.
Love you, little Billy, you go.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
Little, that's fun to say, like this top.
Speaker 15 (34:26):
When it comes to slaving away in the comedy minds
mayor Canary never die. Whatever the hell that But all
work and no play makes little Billy a dull boy.
And the pale boy you go home and hold up
in front of the computer. You never see the light
of day, no offense, but you turn it into a mushroom.
(34:47):
I'm not saying you're pale, but when you stand next
to Marcy, she looks like Snookie from Jersey. So your resolution,
get some son, son, and finally, John Boy, the man
who never fails the eye test.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
I want to say my sentence. I don't like it
this way.
Speaker 2 (35:09):
I want my wah wah aye ye ye aye. It's
not like a Mexican pool.
Speaker 7 (35:15):
Boy.
Speaker 15 (35:17):
Your resolution left me more wee oh who am I kidding?
Randy put me up to that.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
You're perfect? Never changed.
Speaker 10 (35:26):
That?
Speaker 1 (35:27):
Maybe that shirt? How many days in a row?
Speaker 15 (35:32):
Pappy New Year, Hickson Hench to Mini Cooper, Carry on
straight people.
Speaker 10 (35:38):
John Boy and Billy on our holidays were always such
a mess? Oh yeah, how did you get through it?
I had a lot of help from Jack Daniels.
Speaker 13 (35:49):
Good Morning radio dumb right, Oh, good morning.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
It's a big show on the radio. Hell on January days.
If there is a good time to check in with
our agent Murray, this might be it. It's on the desk.
Speaker 8 (36:28):
Red Hot, red Hot Talent. There's our name. Happy, Happy
New Year. Red Hot Talent has great stuff we're saving
just for you here. Red Hot Talent, there's our name.
Happy New Year to you. If you spend your bucks
with us, we promise we won't screw We'll come check
(36:51):
out our talent luster fills with lots of bargains. Sure
wish I could come up with a word that rhymes
with bargain. That it's red hot, just like chicken curry.
If you'd like to brook an act in, please hold
on from.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
Mary Well you right that one yourself.
Speaker 14 (37:13):
Now.
Speaker 8 (37:13):
I got a little help from Merce Neshew Sherman. He
is a word that rhymes with bergin now that I
can think of.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
Hey, so, how was your holiday? Santa Claus? Bring you
lots of good stuff?
Speaker 8 (37:24):
You know about thirteen dinners, eight battles of expensive French wine,
and a two hundred dollars district you to get from
jewels and teams.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
Wow, that's quite a haul. Santa would make a pretty
good boyfriend.
Speaker 8 (37:38):
He certainly did.
Speaker 1 (37:40):
Sure, there's a lot of wayne. Please see tell me
you didn't didn't what hug up with a guy that
plays Santa Claus at the mall again?
Speaker 7 (37:48):
Well? Hook up?
Speaker 1 (37:51):
I can't believe you.
Speaker 8 (37:52):
Hey, I switched to a different mall this year.
Speaker 4 (37:54):
I'm not an indo.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
You and out with a mall Santa just so ad
buy you a bunch of free style.
Speaker 8 (38:00):
Well he got to unwrap a few presents.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
I hate to say it, but that makes you sound
kind of like a mercenary. That's a little nicer than
the world.
Speaker 8 (38:10):
I was thinking this some of the guy who's got
a Fooz your Fast, three pizzas and his face on
a bank of beastre.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
Hey, that's called business arrangements, you know, at least I
don't break my guy's heart after he delivers the pieces.
Speaker 8 (38:23):
Oh no, you just mispronounced his name during the commercial.
You don't think that's a heartache, mister Palmer.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
So mispronouncing stuff, that's part of my charm.
Speaker 8 (38:33):
Hey, whatever helps you sleeping?
Speaker 1 (38:35):
Oh yeah, while you did it with suck a bunch
of cash out of some fat slubs bank account. Leave
him high and dry right after Christmas.
Speaker 8 (38:43):
Hey, he's a mass in it. He's used to being
cut loose right after Christmas?
Speaker 1 (38:47):
Does Murray know you treat people like this?
Speaker 8 (38:49):
Ashley? It was his idea.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
I should have known. So it's able mastermind.
Speaker 8 (38:54):
In hold on, I'll ask him. Hey, Bury, Jimbob two,
watch up the fat guys in full righteous indignation mode.
Speaker 7 (39:05):
Hello, Jimboo. Yeah, my nephew Sherman's in town.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
Yeah, we just heard some of his work.
Speaker 7 (39:12):
Oh, the Happy New Year thing. Yeah, he crank that
out in five minutes. I'm helping him with another project
we've got really high hopes for. Sherman has a direct
to video project going.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
Oh yeah, what's that about.
Speaker 7 (39:23):
It's designed to build the self esteem of children with
minor medical problems. You know, we're doing the whole Marlo Thomas,
You're a great kid, no matter how screwed up you are.
Things Lume one is our pink eye. Really really, we're
auditioning some people here in the office today, as a
matter of fact, and I think we just found our
pink eye. The Sailor man man yea. His name is
(39:47):
Art Becker. He's a second year drama student at the
School of the Arts in Winston Sailor. Now he's no
Jake Gillenhall in the looks department, but this kid nailed
the audition. You want to hear a quick sample not
really great. Hey, we are over here. Can't tell me
Bobby a quicktational theme song. I'm think guy the same man.
(40:11):
I'm think Guy the same man. I feel kind of
bitchy because my eyes hockey chy. I'm think guy that
say man, it looks kind of whey because I caught
the joy me and that's why me eyes I read.
I used to be lusty, but now I'm out crusty.
(40:33):
I should have stayed home in bed. Think guy does
stay the man. I'm pink Guy the same man. It's
voice and arthritis. It's conjunctive, like a pink guy that
say my.
Speaker 4 (40:49):
Man so do you love it?
Speaker 7 (40:55):
Does that have best children's video written all over it?
Speaker 10 (40:59):
Or what?
Speaker 1 (41:00):
I don't exactly say? And fly out all the shelves
at Walmart?
Speaker 7 (41:03):
Hey Art, he loves it, babe. Listen, Jimbo, we're going
to be reading people till about two o'clock. Combine you
way home. I don't know, Mary, I'll relax. There's some
great roles in our cast yet. We got Eddie Egzima,
Charlie Chiggers Herby Simplex, y'all Cado. There's one called Lisa
Headline and I just saw her new publicity photo. She's
(41:23):
perfect for Hey, listen, babe, I got a run. We're
done to read some guys for volume four, all about Alopecia. Hey,
if you can't make it by two, let's do an
early dinner thing later on. Okay, have you a machine
called my machine? And give my love to Bobby that
him two? And Jimbo, what call me
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